The Toast - S5 Ep78: Cosmo and Wanda: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day! Hope everyone's having a great start to their hump day. Humping someone they love. Your dog. Your man. Your woman. Your anyone. Your sister. Your co-host. You say the word, Jackie.

And I can have it all arranged. Clear this studio out. Give us some private time. We'll start playing Conjunction Junction. What's your function? Nothing like a little incest humor before you've had your morning toast. It's like so twisted. That's us. It's a big day.

It's a big day. Let me tell you why. It's Wednesday, which is just like an important thing to acknowledge. Of course. We're getting over the hump. We're getting over the hump. We've got an amazing show for you guys. We've got stories. We've got dear to acknowledge. Of course. We're getting over the hump. We're getting over the hump. We've got an amazing show for you guys. We've got stories.

We've got dear toasters. We've got even an update from one of our previous dear toasters. So that's very exciting. But it's also the first, tonight is our first live show. We are doing, if you missed our Instagram announcement and our announcement on the toast yesterday, if you missed both, you're probably not a toaster, but whatever. We have a new show coming out. It's called Breaking Bread.

It is a live show with Spotify Live. So if you want to listen tonight, the episodes are at 7 p.m. Eastern time, 4 p.m. Pacific time. If you would like to listen live, be able to write in the chat, we're going to be doing interactive games where we bring people up on the stage to talk.

You have to download the Spotify Live app, which is super easy. It's free. And then you just follow us, Breaking Bread. That's the name of our show. You can if you don't like you know you want to listen more passively you can listen on Spotify you can listen live on the regular app and if you miss it you can also listen later on this week whenever you want so you can listen live on both apps but if you want to engage interact and be a part of the show chat even if you don't want to

come up to the stage you have to download Spotify live and it's super easy to download we're super easy to find where you're verified queens so join us tonight at 7 p.m eastern time I'm excited I'm nervous we've never done uh well we have but like you know this is our first official episode of Breaking Bread it's our first official episode of Breaking Bread so for that reason I'm very excited to get on with it but we're live queens and it's gonna be just like an evening FaceTime with Jackson Claude. I know we like we pretty much do a Spotify live every single night. And every afternoon. And every midday.

Yeah. So it'll be super fun. I'm really excited about that. So make sure you tune in. Tune in. So you'll be hearing a lot of us today. Yeah. And that's just a gift from us to you.

You're welcome. You're welcome. What can I say. You're welcome. You're welcome. What can I say? Except you're welcome. I saw something that I thought you might find interesting. Please share. I saw something interesting too. I sent it to Olivia and she was like, I already knew that.

Because she's like literally nobody on the planet can know more about Moana than Olivia. No. Did you know that there's like a conspiracy theory about Moana? You know, let me just read it because I'm going to totally. People love to make conspiracy theories about Disney movies. And it's like these Disney writers really have thought of everything, all the backstories and everything. Olivia was sending me a conspiracy about Beauty and the Beast,

how like the Beast was cursed when he was 11. And it's like Alan Menken didn't slip. You didn't get an egot to slip yeah okay so this is a theory a lot of people believe about Moana you know how like she goes out she gets caught in a storm it's treacherous and then like she's fine and Dwayne Johnson is there yeah so Moana actually died in the storm at the beginning of the movie and then Maui is her guardian angel who has tasked her to get to Te Fiti which stands for heaven in the beginning of the movie. And then Maui is her guardian angel who has tasked her to get to Te Fiti, which stands for heaven in the movie.

So the whole movie is basically about her journey to the afterlife. Which honestly I didn't think was like that crazy. No, it's not that crazy. But it's very sad. It's a tragedy. A young girl passes and the prime of her life is she's about to become queen.

It's a tragedy. Who will the crown pass to? I don't know. Interesting. Well, I read an interesting fact on one of those link NYCs that are so unnecessary, but they do put up

some interesting facts and like every quote about New York that's ever been said by anyone remotely relevant. So they also said that there are just over 2,000 New Yorkers

who are over the age of 100 according to the most recent census. Isn't that an interesting fact, Wayden? I don't trust the census because most people just throw them out. No, but I feel like people respect the census. Did you do it? I didn't get one. You could do it online.

I think you probably did it. Well, I'm not going to perjure myself. Is that the right word? I don't think it's illegal not to do the census. It's just like... Well, if it's not illegal, then I definitely threw it out. But if it's illegal, Ijure myself. Is that the right word? I don't think it's illegal not to do the census. It's just like, well, if it's not illegal, then I definitely threw it out.

But if it's illegal, I fully submitted it. I got it. Okay. Well, anyways, that's interesting. Is that more or less than you would have thought?

I never thought about it. Me neither. I never thought about it. And this is a tough city. It must be even tougher if you're 100. Oh, I can't even imagine. Except you could,

if you're technologically savvy, get everything to your doorstep. Yeah, or if you have a grandchild who respects you. Yeah, and is helpful. I'll never understand people who disrespect their grandparents. Not disrespect, but not like, even if they're nice to their grandparents, don't spend as much time as possible with them, especially if they live alone. Girl. But I think you get to an age where you realize that.

Unfortunately, by the time we got to that age, all of our grandparents had passed. We're gone. Yeah, no, that's true. It's like a maturity thing. Yeah. But whenever I'm on TikTok, I like see these videos of like people's grandparents like begging them to hang out. And it is so fucking sad.

That's really sad. Why are the grandparents on TikTok? No, no. No, sorry. The people, the grandchildren make TikToks. It's like cute text my grandpa sends me. And he's like, bitch, he's literally begging you to hang out. Like, no. No, sorry. The people, the grandchildren make TikToks. Like, cute text my grandpa sends me. And he's like, bitch, he's literally begging you to hang out. Like, go.

Get your ass over there. No, get your fucking ass up and take care of your grandparents. 100%. Some of us don't have grandparents. Seems like nobody wants to take care of their grandparents these days. That's exactly what I'm saying. I understand. So what else do you want to kiki about before we start the official show?

What's new with you? How's Harry? Talking about me, obviously. Yes, he does love his dear, dear auntie, but he is good. It was a busy morning, as it always is, and I'm just grateful for the opportunity to show up and show out on a Wednesday. And you're grateful for the opportunity to be Harry's mom. Every day, in every way. Our outfits today, while we're not matching, we are giving Cosmo and Wanda energy, even though you're like a little more purple than pink yeah but maybe you know the lens is a little saturated showing me pink and I just want to let you guys know that we are slick

look at my hair it's oily as fuck show them the pomade we're slick as fuck we are we literally have pomade on hand that's how slick we are and actually you know what we're slickening the studio down we're slickening the studio down. We're slickening the studio down. And you're breaking the studio. I dropped the pomade. I think it's fine. Okay. That shit is extremely durable.

Oh, for sure. For sure. Chris Appleton wouldn't recommend it if he didn't. Yeah. So you're saying Kim uses this pomade? Do you ever think, like, are there a couple things

in your life that, like, moments or experiences that you think of and immediately, like, physically cringe a hundred percent I would say I had one the other day I was in the street too and I made a grimace and I was like I hope no one thought that was directed at them I had one last night but the one that I'm referring to now is the fact that like we interviewed Chris Appleton and we looked

like actual like beasts our hair was so disgusting I was getting on a flight so like I looked really bad both were getting a flight for the CMAs oh okay and so we were spray tanned like we were a couple of yeah we were like didn't want to put on makeup because we got fresh spray tans we were like gonna have to hair and makeup like the next day so we didn't even do our hair and it's like the next day we looked like the most gorgeous queens and we've ever looked that was blue dress like short blue dress for me you wore sparkly silver sparkly silver like we were the most gorgeous we've ever been in our whole lives but the day before and that's what happens like when you get a spray tan it's really a journey before you take that shower and you look

like this uh it's a low it's a you don't look great and so we were like you know what we'll hop on the plane from the toast so I'm not gonna like I'm gonna wear low bun whatever and we looked like a couple of clowns. We looked like clowns. Like we're sitting here with this world renowned man. Who's literally touched the hair of the most iconic women in pop culture, giving us his best hair tips. And he's like looking at us like who booked me on this show?

Because they're getting fired. Yeah. And it's like, why are these girls talking about glam? They clearly have no interest. Yeah. Like they personally, what is this a podcast about science? They clearly have no interest. Yeah. Like they personally. What is this?

A podcast about science? They clearly have no personal interest in the matter. So that's like one of the top 10 times. I was actually just thinking about that because it was Chris Appleton's birthday. And so Kim posted like a bunch of pictures of them. And like they were so iconic. And it's really like Kim and Chris like always doing it. And the other thing about.

And it's like we had our shot with him and we fucking blew it. We blew it. But the other thing about Chris Appleton is that he is literally so hot. It's just like you just don't expect that. Like he's so handsome and even more handsome in person. Yeah. Love that. So that's the time we embarrassed ourselves.

One of the many times. There are so many and what's a little nerve wracking is you know there are going to be so many more. Yeah. More. More. Okay. Now you feel like you're ready to be so many more. Yeah. More. More. Okay. Now you feel like you're ready to dive in.

I feel ready. I feel confident. I feel strong. And I feel courageous. You have your swim cap on and you're ready to dive in. I'm off the deep end. Watch as I dive in. To the Fast Five Stories.

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Thuma, Thuma, Thuma. When you say Thuma like a bunch of times, it starts to sound weird. Thuma. Yeah, I know. It sounds say Thuma like a bunch of times, it starts to sound weird. Thuma. Yeah, no, it sounds like I have a lisp. Yeah, totally. Not that we're making fun of people with lisps. No, but I used to have the craziest lisp.

Yes. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Yeah, so I guess I can say that, you know? Wait, let's talk about that. Let's dive in. I totally forgot. You used to have the biggest lisp.

You did like speech pathology, right? Speech therapy. Yeah. And, um, I worked my way out of it. Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

I have like a vivid memory of like us being really young. And I think you had like just started those speech classes and we were all in our parents' bed and you like, we're doing it. And I was like, look, I can do it. Yeah.

Bitch. Cause you don't have a list. Like Sally sells seashells by the seashore thanks claudia do it sally sells seashells by the seashore it's really not an issue anymore no i unlocked memory unlocked core memory yeah yeah yeah wow those are the days thanks that memory is brought to you by Thuma. Bringing families together. Our first story. Halsey compares Adam Sandler's daughter's craziest bat mitzvah to Coachella. Sandlers know how to party.

Just ask Halsey. The singer who performed during a bat mitzvah for Adam Sandler's 13-year-old daughter, Sunny, back in May, compared the celebration to California's iconic Coachella Music Festival. She said, first of all, it was the craziest bat mitzvah I've ever seen in my life, she told Jimmy Fallon during the guest appearance on The Tonight Show. Quote, as you would expect from Adam Sandler, it was like, I mean, it was like Coachella. I couldn't believe it. I was like, wow, you guys booked me?

I was really honored. Halsey said it felt like a full circle moment. They used to watch Adam Sandler movies all the time okay so I didn't even know Adam Sandler's daughter had a bat mitzvah but I'm like obsessed with this story um the fact that it was like the biggest extravaganza Coachella like makes perfect sense like name a more famous Jew eight crazy nights like Adam Sandler is literally like our spokesperson he's like one of the few Jewish celebrities who's like really proud of his Judaism like he's always talking about it it's in his movies like yeah so he's our leader he's our representative and the fact that his

bat mitzvah his daughter's bat mitzvah was a blowout like is exactly what our community needed and I'm extremely grateful yeah I agree I didn't even think about it in that way it's like if Adam Sandler isn't having the biggest baddest bat mitzvah then who is right if Adam Sandler's not getting Halsey right to perform who is no I love this story so much I love that Halsey respects Adam Sandler and I just I'm upset I wasn't invited and I wish like obviously she's not going to blow up the details but I kind of want to know more like was it in Manhattan what the venue? Like, I would love to know. I also, like, just have to say one thing, because I was seeing, like, this video that was stalling on the link page,

and I was scared for what it meant, and I just Googled it quickly, and it is what it seems. Charlie Puth also performed at the bat mitzvah. Okay, the thing is, is that, like, I'm sure Adam Sandler didn't choose the guests. His 13-year-old daughter did. And that's definitely upsetting like you obviously I was riding a high like so excited about this story and you just

ruined it yeah um but I can move past it because in the name of Judaism for God you know I can move past it 100% and also Jennifer Aniston made a guest appearance which makes sense because they are like the dynamic rom-com duo okay wait so I actually saw Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore do this like cute skit on Jimmy Fallon talking about like rom-com husbands and like how Adam Sandler is Drew Barrymore's rom-com husband who do you think blended 51st States okay who do you think is like Adam Sandler's go-to rom-com wife is it Jennifer Aniston or is it Drew Barrymore I think it's Jennifer Aniston because they did um just go with it they did um just go with it they did that recent one about murder on the train yeah and they're doing another one

and when he won a big award recently or she won a big award recently I think Jennifer Aniston won the award he introduced her it was like at the MTV movie awards and he wrote this like whole long thing I thought that that was his partner just like like Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone just like Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence yeah no I think Adam Sandler's kind of like like a man whore when it comes to leading ladies I guess you could have more than one but especially when you do as many movies as Adam Sandler but I personally think I prefer Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, which is surprising for me now that I'm thinking about it.

Yeah. Actually, the types of movies that Adam Sandler does with Jennifer Aniston, I've never seen. I've never seen Just Go With It. I don't think I've ever seen Just Go With It 2. Is there a second one? No, you've never seen the one where he's the dentist and she's pretending to be his wife. No, like Brooklyn Decker. His ex-wife.

Yeah. No, I've never seen it. Oh, it's pretty premium. No, okay, maybe I'll add it to my list. I've also never seen the murder ones. Not bad. So I'm more leaning towards Drew Barrymore, even though like when I think of, I don't know.

Well, you know what? It kind of works because it's like, maybe Jennifer Aniston's the first wife and then Drew Barrymore's the second wife and then they have to blend. Yeah, blend. And then they blend. Have you ever seen the Drew Barrymore, Ben Stiller movie, The Duplex?

No. It is the most random movie. I don't think it was very popular. I saw it one time on cable years ago. And now whenever it's randomly on, I watch it. It is probably the funniest movie. It's so underrated. Let me just tell you the premise.

So they're like this young married couple so in love. And they're looking for young married couple so in love and they're looking for a house to buy and they end up like getting this amazing price for this sickening duplex um in this building and like the only other tenant in the building is like this really sweet old lady it's like literally a dream come true and as it turns out it's like a setup that this old lady is like this evil it's's, I don't want to spoil it. It's the, and they thought they bought their dream home and they end up like so miserable. It is the best movie.

If you've ever seen Duplex, like, you know, you know. Okay. Maybe I'll check it out. I'll watch Just Go With It and you watch Duplex. You will literally love it. Like this old lady. You're just, it's so good. Oh, I can't wait.

I can't sing the praises enough. If we ever brought back Toast Movie of the Week, that's like one of my underrated films. If we ever brought it back. Which we're not, so. No, I don't think so. I can't sing the praises enough. If we ever brought back Toast Movie of the Week, that's like one of my underrated films. If we ever brought it back. Which we're not, so. No, I don't think so. So don't get excited. Also, another rom-com couple that I like is Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel.

Yes, that's extremely good. Because they were in Bad Teacher, which is the best movie. If you haven't watched it, you might be new here if you haven't watched it, and you must, you absolutely must. But then they were also in Sex Tape, which stunk.

Yeah. Which freaking stunk. Yeah stunk yeah sorry wait let's think what are other rom-com couples like people who are always doing shit together i feel like for a while it was like katherine heigl and like someone she didn't have a one no she got everyone gerard butler josh jumel james marsden james marsden. James Marsden is so cute. He's everything. What is your favorite James Marsden role on the count of three? Oh, hold on. I mean, this is hard.

Is it Hairspray? I said on the count of three. I know, but that's what you're saying, right? Quinny Collins, yeah. Yeah, but also Enchanted. Yeah, that's good. For the latest, greatest Baltimore sound. Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four.

Bop de bop, ba ba ba ba ba dee bop. A crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah. Bop de bop, ba ba ba ba ba dee bop. So throw up their coats and leave the squares behind and you can shake it, shake it, shake it like you're losing your mind. You never see them around. They're the nicest kids in town.

Ooh. Roll call. I'm Amber. Chad. Mikey. Vicky. Vicky. Becky.

Darlene. Charlene. And I'm Link. No, wait. And I'm Tracy. I fucking love Hairspray so much and I love like

the most recent one. We've done literally whole episodes about how no movie on planet Earth has ever been better casted than the most recent version of Hairspray, Amanda Bynes.

Not live. Not live, no. Amanda Bynes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah, like could it be better? No. Ariana Grande,

oh no, sorry. Zac Efron. I'm sorry, not Ariana Grande. No, Amanda Bynes was a better Penny Pend. Ariana Grande. Oh, no. Zac Efron. I'm sorry. Not Ariana Grande. No. Amanda Bynes was a better Penny Pendleton. Yeah. Zac Efron.

James Marsden. James Marsden. It's literally so star. John Travolta. Christopher Walken. It is so star-studded. Honestly, I can't get into it, but, like, if I was in college, I would write a paper on it.

But that just, like, gave me a serotonin burst. I don't know about you. That fucking song from that oh every afternoon when the clock strikes four it is like I've never wanted to live in the 60s but I'm like I could fucking do it like mashed potato my ass all over town we could be on the Courtney Collins show Courtney by the way would you rather be on the Courtney Collins show or shake it up Chicago because they're literally the same show oh I don't know. So good. Good question. Good question.

Like my dream really is to play Tracy Termlad in some sort of production because I know the songs like so well. You are to Tracy Termlad what Tracy Termlad was to the Corny Collin show. Yeah, like an aspiration. Like moves it back and forth, knows all the dances. Yeah. I fucking love that movie. So good.

Watch that, guys. There's not a bad song. Actually, when Michelle Pfeiffer seduces Christopher walking in the toy shop, bad song. Fast forward. Fast forward. Yeah. Okay. Now I feel ready for our next story, which I'm glad you chose, as you did choose four

out of the five, because it gives me a chance to talk about something else. Hailey Bieber's beauty brand is officially here. Get a first look at Rhodes debut skincare products. Hailey Bieber has officially joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beauty brands. On Wednesday, the model introduced Road, a minimalist skincare label that shares the model's middle name. Touted in a press release as providing affordable, luxurious products with thoughtful intention that deliver gentle, effective skincare to invest in yourself for the long haul. Her five SKU offering will be sold direct to consumer via its own website,

roadsticking.com. Roadsticking.com. Roadsticking.com slash toast. I wish. Is that the end of the story? Do you want to hear more about the products? No, no. Three lip balms, a serum.

I looked it up this morning because I wanted to purchase but it's not out till 2 p.m eastern time okay you set your alarm no like if it's meant to be I'll I'll be ready you know what I mean yeah well I'm glad for Haley I mean she does have wonderful skin and affordable skincare like this this is a vibe for sure but I do want to talk about the fact that I got the SKKN by Kim PR package I need to talk about it because I haven't yet okay go um it's amazing so I got the new skin PR package first of all the package itself came in this gorgeous huge tote like girl never needs a beach bag again thank you Kim it came with custom robe slippers and one of those why custom it says your name skin it says skin

oh okay yeah sorry no no sorry I was just confused um you're not making it sound like shit slippers and one of those. Why custom? It says your name? Skin. It says skin. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. No, no. Sorry. I was just confused. Um, you're not making it sound like shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, oh my God, they give you literally one with your name. No, it was like custom for skin PR. I don't know if you could buy them. You definitely can. Maybe you can. Like the headband thing that you do. It's probably skims. Skims for skin. Yeah. And so as we know, it's a nine-step routine. It's very much a higher price point. And I wasn't sure if I was going to try it. But my skin has been really bad since I gave birth. It hasn't been really bad. It's just been different.

It's been different a lot because I'm not sleeping a lot. Like I feel like if I got like 12 hours of sleep, a lot of it would clear up. But I don't have that option. So I have a lot of redness, just like irritation, not very hydrated, you know, dull. I'm not the girl I used to be. You'll get there. Times are changing. So I was really excited to try a nine-step routine that like maybe could help me.

And it was amazing. Every product I really enjoyed. I watched a video of Kim doing it. So I knew what order to use things in because it definitely has to go in order. You know, I found that extremely helpful because I'm always like, what the fuck order serum, cream, cleanser? I'm like, what are we doing? Usually I know that it goes oil. Actually, like when I use Sunday Riley's vitamin C trio, it's oil, serum, cream. But for Kim, the oils were last. Now that I think about it, the serums were second. Very interesting.

Very, very. I loved it. Some of the standout products the exfoliator yeah was one of the most gorgeous exfoliators I ever used the beads were so tiny and it smelled so good most of the other things I think that you should yeah because you've not mentioned it twice and I love I think an exfoliator is like the key to having smooth skin yeah and I use like an Ole Henriksen one which is fine uh-huh but I'm ready for a new one it was really nice and the other products didn't have fragrance I don't know what the smell was but it was just like really nice wafting in my shower everything else was really good the eye cream the cream the night oil i used it two nights in a row but then i got a spray tint so like i then i couldn't use face product

but i've really been enjoying it and i i imagine that like kim does use it because it's good stuff yeah no i agree and then after I tried it I was like I didn't couldn't remember a world before skin wow you know yeah that's you know when that happens of course like before I tried it I was like hmm do we need this now I'm like who who said that do you think we need road I think someone needs road yeah because you want to know why like and I'm not sure if you know this because I literally spend my entire life on TikTok. But like Hailey Bieber is so influential in terms of like looks and skin and makeup and glam. And not in an intentional way.

I just think she's really herself and like wears things and does looks that she wants. And people are always like seeking inspiration from her. So I do think she's the perfect person to do something like this. And I really do like And it's. People are always like. Seeking inspiration from her. Yeah. So I do think she's the perfect person. To do something like this. And I really do like that it's affordable. Because if you think of her. Her like. Hardcore followers.

It's like a lot of Justin followers. So it's young people. And I think the affordable aspect of it. Is really great. I wasn't like totally blown away. By the packaging. It was kind of like. Boring.

But. That really doesn't matter. Yeah. When it comes to skin care. It's like. It's on the inside that counts that is true also yeah I think that she is that girl she does have great skin but also her skin is like young and it doesn't need crazy heavy lifting so I think just like affordable

skincare that reminds her young fans like moisturize your face take your makeup off you'll thank yourself in the long run right I don't think it's for someone who might struggle with their skin yes in terms of acne who's like back and forth with rosacea right i don't think it's that i just think for like basic hygiene and maybe she'll you know elevate because it's a small collection to start it's like three lip it's five products and three of them are lip balms right so i think it's a great idea i think the branding has been really good i really like the name I'm just like not crazy about like the packaging is giving very like clinical like yeah vibes yeah and I said that I wasn't crazy about Kim's packaging so I didn't know if it would match my bathroom which by the way it does and like I like that it's minimal like I'm tired

of having like a lot of ugly colors dumb crap in my house no I have like an acrylic tray slash holder to put all my sink things in. So that's like my cleansers, my skincare, toothbrush, toothpaste, pumice stone, like just everything in one little thing. And it is so ugly. Like every time I walk into my bathroom, I want to literally throw the whole thing in the trash. It's just like disgusting.

Yeah. So I'm happy for road. I hope you try it. Let us know what you think. Yeah, no. If I, if I find myself like available at 2 PM Eastern time eastern time um i'll get into it thanks get into it yeah it's available now i'm not okay okay so get into it then i got my road skincare um here i guess i could do this later okay a peptide glazing fluid like i don't know what that is i tell you. It's touted as the dewy hydration layer and the hybrid serum gel designed

to hydrate skin as well as instantly illuminate it for a glazed finish. I could just get the whole kit, but like dead ass, like this would be just for research. It would have to be a business expense because I literally don't need any of this. I certainly don't need three lip balms. Such as salted caramel and watermelon slice? Like, I really don't. No, you don't. I'll look into this later. Okay. Because honestly, I'm not in the mood to spend $100.

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sponsoring this important next story important next story that i love so much shaquille o'neal pays the tab for the entire restaurant after a date with a mystery woman the retired basketball star who is now a sports analyst arrived to chelsea hotspot ulan club with a mystery woman around 8 30 p.m by the end of the night he was footing the bill for the entire eatery spies told page six he popped in with the unidentified woman whom he was overheard describing as my date and ordered beijing chicken shrimp tempura and the restaurant's signature chicken satay she did all the ordering and insider told page six after their meal he proceeded to buy dinner for the entire server team and to top that off he paid for everyone's

check who was dining at the restaurant. He wanted to keep his generosity a secret from fellow diners. He asked the staff not to mention that he was paying the bill for over 40 tables until he left the restaurant, according to the source. They're told the bill amounted to well over $25,000 in checks. They said he was also extremely generous to the restaurant staff. He left them the biggest tip they've ever received. Plus, if you want to get even more PJOM,

a rep for him did not get back to Page Six when they reached out about the expensive date night because he really didn't want people to know. He's an anonymous charitable donor, which is the best kind of charity. Oh my God. Okay. So first of all, I hear about this happening a lot with like especially with athletes would make like insane money and I just want to know like why I've never been in the restaurant when that happens like I would love for my meal to be picked up but not to not to make this about me but just just once I'd like to be there the second thing is like this is my favorite thing that celebrities do like go into grocery stores like it is so and honestly even if they're doing it for publicity it doesn't bother

me because it's still so nice no and there's so many things you can do for publicity so to choose that one more people should yeah I just I love it I love Shaq but it does make me think about like dating Shaq oh because it makes me think about adding him to our list. Yes. Because Shaq and Khloe Kardashian. That's good. Yeah. I feel like they're also around the same age. Yeah. Maybe he's like a little bit older.

And like he was an athlete and obviously that's of interest to her. But now he's a sports analyst. He's a businessman. Businessman. And I think that's probably a blend of what Khloe needs. Wait, that's such a good call, first of all. that's probably a blend of what Chloe needs. Wait, that's such a good call, first of all. And also like it it takes an extraordinary woman, I think, physically to be with Shaq. I mean,

he must weigh 400 pounds. He's like seven feet tall. He is so wide. He's so muscular. I I can't even imagine what it's like to like roll around in a bed with Shaq. It must be overwhelming. Honestly. Yeah. Um, I want to see like, he just got divorced in 2011. And she was, I believe tiny.

Yeah. Well, everyone looks tiny next to him. That's true. Really cute couple. He's so cute. Like I literally die for Shaq. Ben is always watching that show NBA on TNT.

We're like him and Charles Barkley and the other two irrelevance they just like kiki and like make fun of and it is like that's really what sports shows are Zach watches two every single day and they're play in my mind and one of the ones that he watches is like three hours because it's a podcast it's uh the herd with Colinin cowherd and he this man does not stop talking there's a girl on the show too so it's like a nice dynamic but then the other one he watches is pti you ever listen to that one no these two what does that stand for pardon the interruption i think it's part of my team no that's the barstool podcast it's pti it's part of the interruption there's two spots. That are pardoning themselves.

Sports podcasts. That are pardoning. And pardon isn't even like a sports term. Not at all. It's not like it's goal, you know? Yeah, no, but it's PTI. And the two of them, they really kiki. And like Zach's been watching it since he was like in middle school.

And like he loves them. Yeah, no. And I guess that's how people feel about the totes. Oh my God, totally. So yeah, Ben loves NBA on TNT. And like they're just always like goofing around like they make so much money to literally sit there and like do nothing I mean I guess it's a job but like they're just like kiki-ing like literally just giggling and and it's actually

so good and I don't really even like to watch basketball but I don't mind like the Shaq moments because you know Shaq has has that quality he's got the Ben factor he's got this like star quality and I feel like it really translates behind the scenes he's got the ben factor he's got this like star quality and i feel like it really translates behind the scenes he's obviously like a really nice generous guy and i just wanted to find a nice girl to settle down with and it's chloe kardashian yeah and they need to go on a date so if you're one of those like publicist cupids make it happen yeah publicist cupids yeah also the only thing about the sports shows is like they have the same conversation over and over again yeah and it's giving like a pre-show because they predict what's going to happen in a game and it's like can we just watch the game and then talk about what happened no if I was ever president

which you would all be so lucky to have um there would be a rule like outlawing pre-shows for major events like people just sitting around guessing what they think is going to happen at an award show, what people are going to wear, how many points the other team is going to score is mind-numbingly stupid and it is a waste of everyone's time

and energy and resources and I think collectively as a society it makes us dumber. Yeah. So that would be first day in office, banning that.

Second day in office, all public water fountains serve Diet Coke. Mm-hmm. Third day in office, your vice president, me, bans the tortilla challenge. Oh. One of the dumbest things I've ever participated in my life.

And if people took the time they spent on that to, I don't know, think about other things, even if it was just to sit in silence and look inward. There's a challenge going around on TikTok called the Tortilla Challenge. I made Jackie do it yesterday. And while she is shit talking it now, we had a good time and people are loving the content so it's literally not that deep no but the fact that people are going around making videos like that watching videos like you'll just never understand us you'll never understand and i never want to okay and if i almost came on tikt, you sent me something yesterday and I said, this is going to be the thing that gets me to TikTok.

To get you back on TikTok. I don't remember what it was. I think it was one of the Scala girls like sharing. Oh, yeah. Like home design. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That could have gotten me there.

But then unfortunately, the tortilla challenge set me back. Set you back. Okay. Love Shaq. What are we talking about? Shaq. Shaq Shaq oh and pre-shows yeah so that's also it's like even if you're right even if you say the amount of points they're gonna score or what dress you know someone's gonna wear on their carpet we don't care what do you win right what did you get right I guess if but if you could predict things like that

especially with points scored you could make bets. Yeah I just think it's so dumb. Beyond. Period. Period. I am ready to move on. Yeah. To our next story because Gina Kirshenheider has been accused of pushing her boyfriend Travis Mullen downstairs by ex-wife. Also in this picture Gina's wearing the dress that Margo wore to her birthday party, so that was just really distracting me, and I needed to get that out. Here are the details. Gina Kirshenheider allegedly pushed her boyfriend, Travis Mullen, down the stairs during a fight that broke out at their Orange County home. Travis's ex-wife, Megan Mullen, made the accusation in court documents obtained by Page Six. She claims the physical altercation occurred around

April in front of the former couple's 10-year-old daughter, Presley. So Travis's daughter. Right, and obviously Travis's ex-wife was there like probably picking up or dropping off the daughter. Yeah, late at night the children started hearing loud noises. Presley went out of the room to investigate. Travis was yelling that Gina was an alcoholic. Megan alleges in the court docs. Presley witnessed Gina push Travis down the stairs, banging his head on the wall and throwing hairs and pictures off the wall. Megan alleges in the docs that she instructed her kids to call the police if this ever happens again, though cell phones are allegedly not allowed at Travis and Gina's home.

All three children have expressed to me, says Megan, that they are not allowed to call me during his visits. In addition to the alleged physical incident, Megan also states that she is concerned about Gina's behavior in drinking. The kids tell me that sometimes when they wake up in the morning, she'll be asleep with an empty bottle of wine and a glass next to her. A source close to Gina tells Page Six that these allegations are completely false. Quote, these claims are without merit. This is a false narrative that Megan is trying to paint about Gina, who is a domestic abuse survivor.

Okay, so there's so many interesting things that have happened to Gina that now feel really relevant. She had a DUI, and the way she described it was that she was at a Lula Roe party. Right. And she had wine and forgot, and so she drove. And I guess when she said that, I actually did believe her. But hearing this, it just does feel like a relevant thing. It harks back to that.

Yeah. Yes. And what's so crazy is that Gina has in her previous marriage been a victim of domestic violence. So this is like really crazy. This is really crazy. And the reason why these docs were filed were in response to Travis's request for an emergency investigation into claims that the ex-wife was unlawfully keeping the kids from him. She alleges it's actually the kids who are refusing to visit with him.

So I mean, I mean, if you if your kids were spending time with your husband and a woman who you believe to be an alcoholic, dangerous, physically abusing your ex-husband. So is allegedly abusive. I don't know any mom that wouldn't right are the kids witnessing it but you're gonna have them in the same eye goodbye yeah no i don't know any mom that would like willingly happily fork her kids over to a situation that sounds so toxic yeah that is so crazy and i i feel like gina had like a really rough like one or two years with the DUI the divorce and the domestic violence case and like the last two years have been like renaissance Gina new man

casita the whole thing and this is just like bringing her back but like maybe Gina is like extremely toxic yeah because that's what it sounds like this is like kind of crazy this is really crazy and like I guess I could also see a world in which like this ex-wife like is jealous of Gina and like made up these lies I could see that like wants full custody of her kids so she's gonna you know say anything about this woman who does have a DUI right past and is a public figure so this all comes to the forefront and and becomes a bigger deal right so yes that's true I could see that being possible too but I don't know what woman would quote her kids in this way but i don't know this woman at all that's a thing like yeah she could be nuts yeah but i don't know it sounds

like a lot of what she's saying like harks back to things that we know about gina yeah this is a crazy story i hope gina's okay because it doesn't sound like it no and i hope the travis is okay oh right sorry yeah that's crazy the kids are okay the kids we shall see we shall see our fifth and final story a little nostalgic news are you ready for it microsoft's internet explorer browser is officially donezo i heard about this internet explorer the once popular web browser from tech giant microsoft has died the software program was 26, younger than your girl. Internet Explorer, also known as IE, nobody called it that, not a soul. Question mark?

Question mark variety, is survived by Microsoft Edge, the browser the company launched in 2015 that very few people use. Thank you for the honesty. The company had previously announced that it would cease support for Internet Explorer on June 15th, 2022, today, touting the supposed superiority of Edge. Not only is Microsoft Edge a faster, more secure, and more modern browsing experience than Internet Explorer, but it is also able to address a key concern, compatibility for older legacy websites and apps.

Why not just rebrand? Like, why did there have to be two? Why couldn't Internet explorer get a rebrand get the tech that edge has they can even change the name like i like the name we're exploring the internet why not it's really it's extremely nostalgic like that big e blue e logo with like the yellow ring around it like that's iconic um and this is just like this is part of growing up you know losing lovedosing loved ones. Yep.

Even though I haven't used Internet Explorer probably in 25 years. No, but it did just unlock a memory. I know. Like paint. What was that game with the gray squares and you click and not get the bomb? Click and not get the bomb. I don't know. It's not Minecraft.

Icy Tower? Minesweeper. Mines't know. It's not Minecraft. Icy Tower. Minesweeper. Minesweeper. Icy Tower. Icy Tower was a Mac thing. Icy Tower was so fun. Oh my God. Miniclip.com.

Aqua Energizer. Acno's Energizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Aqua, the water version. Good times. Oh my God. Good times. Oh, what was that?

Wacky Packs. Do you remember Wacky Packs? Like those cards. Yeah, there wasn't an internet thing. Yes, what was that? Wacky Packs? Do you remember Wacky Packs? Like those cards? Yeah, there wasn't an internet thing. Yes, there was. There was a website. Me and Margo were obsessed with it. You would do like Wacky Pack like games and like it was so fun.

Damn. Yeah, it used to be lit. Those were the days. You kids will never know. You're too busy slapping each other with tortillas. You'll never know the joy of reaching a new level in Acno's Energizer. No, you'll never know of reaching a new high score in icy tower oh that little guy he was flipping he was bouncing up the walls yeah but icy tower is not the same era as the because i played icy tower like in high school

on my mac you would download it i remember snood yeah i know i see tower i think what lasted like a long yeah a long while it evolved remember x moto no nobody remembers x moto the it was like a a mac game the man on the on the bicycle x moto you play a lot more games than i do like something has to be like you know i'm like a front a fun free spirit brick breaker in order for me to play it yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. But you remember Snood? Yes. And I remember Akno's Energizer. Akno's Energizer. When you think of Snood,

what do you think of on the count of three? I don't think of anything. You don't think of Olivia Osh, right? No. She was Snood Queen. No.

Oh my God. And then of course there's LimeWire. Oh, of course. There's Napster. Napster. That was like a little bit before my time.

Oh, those were the days. Like I would hand over my iPod To like you or Olivia And be like hook it up Yeah And then whatever trash You guys were listening to Like I was obsessed with

We've always been Music curation queens I'm not gonna lie It's true You know Making up dances Making up playlists Gotta make up a dance

That's what TikTok is I guess But like nothing Will compare like Making up a dance of moves Like you saw in movies and stuff And then like doing it For your parents in the living room yeah and being a star yeah and like getting a camcorder out yeah those were the days like everyone wants to film you literally like

but these days the kids get filmed well first of all they learn dances on tiktok and two their parents film them 24 7 with their iphone no it's like too much it's not like a big deal i think it's actually a bigger deal when your parents don't film you and they're going to go like, am I not cute enough today? Am I not important? Did I not shine today? Totally. Where's that phone? Where's that phone?

The fifth and final? That was the fifth and final. Goodbye, Internet Explorer. Thank you for the memories. You will be missed. End of an era. The show's not over. I don't want you to cry or start sweating.

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That's heyfavor.com slash toast to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Remember, it's heyfavor.com slash toast, and you must use that link to get the donation. Thank you. So we have two submissions and one update from a girly who wrote in a few weeks ago. So our first submission, hello, Jax, Claude, Bryce, and Stryce. Ugh, the Stryce brothers miss them. I am an OG breather here looking for some advice.

I dated my ex Maverick in 2018 for a little over a year. We've both moved on, but I recently moved back to my home state, and we are now pretty good friends again since we run in the same friend groups. I was hanging out with him and my friend Ruth on Saturday at his apartment celebrating my birthday. It was getting late so I said I was ready to leave and she got up and said she was going to leave also. He walked us both to our cars and I drove off. Well I have Ruth's location and she actually slept over instead of leaving. I didn't think anything of it at the time since she was drinking and he told us both we were more than welcome to stay if we needed to. The next day I

was hanging out with my friend Jill when Ruth called her. Ruth said she fucked Maverick and feels icky since they are just friends but she made Jill swear not to tell me even though I heard the whole conversation. It does bother me that they hooked up since I literally oh sorry it does not bother me that they hooked up since I literally have no feelings for this man anymore but it does bother me that she is keeping the secret from me. I know it was just a hookup but we have been friends for so long and I do consider her one of my best friends should I call her out and let her know it seems shady should I drop it entirely am I overreacting since I truly don't have feelings for this man anymore okay this is like infuriating to read because girl you're being walked over like a motherfucking doormat even if you don't have feelings for this man the fact that

someone you said I consider her my best friend slept with a guy you dated for a year. Like that's low-key crazy. And the lying on top of it means she knows it's crazy. And that's why she's keeping it from you. And this girl sounds like a BITC motherfucking H. Like not your friend. Sleeping with your ex, bad. Not telling you, bad. Yeah.

Telling someone else, I mean like don't tell the toaster. Like you're kidding right when you put it like that I do agree when she wrapped up her her statements I was like well if you don't care who cares but yeah I guess that's not a best friend the best friend does not sleep with your ex no matter whether or not you still have feelings for him like she could sleep with him if they were OTP and they were gonna get married and be together together for 50 years. Right, they have to get married now. But just to, like, have sex with him, your ex, like, what? Or maybe that's what people do in this friend group, you know? No.

Like, sleep with each other. You sound so, like, passe about it. I'm, like, shook because this is, like, an enormous betrayal. Even if she had told you straight to your face, it's still a betrayal. You did it for a year. Four years ago. Still. face it's still a betrayal you did it for a year four years ago still but if they're all still friends we don't we can't relate to this if they're all still friends like it means that he's no longer like he's not an ex he's just like a friend in the group you know he's not like that

ex that like we don't see we don't know but if she went out and slept with him that'd be fucking weird but like right so it sounds like this group is extremely understanding. So the fact that Jill. What's her name? No. Yeah. Jill. No, Jill went to Ruth. And if the group is how you describe it,

then she should have had no problem just being up front and telling her that she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Yeah. It's around Mia Vanderpump rules. You know? Yeah. Because it's like, do you still consider Stassi and Jack's exes?

Like if. Now? You know what? No. Like, and if someone, take Brittany out of the equation like if later down the line like Katie yeah but Katie should tell Stassi yeah

and not just tell Kristen and if Stassi had no feelings and like really didn't care then it wouldn't be an issue right and you don't have feelings for him so you don't care but it's still lying makes it seem like you're doing something wrong which I guess you are yeah so what I would say is just keep an eye on that one yeah she's really she's not like an OG friend but you know who is Ruth letting you listen to the whole conversation yeah there are nefarious things happening yeah Jill is not your girl no I think Ruth is the nefarious one I'm sorry yeah Ruth is the one who fucked but Jill is Jill is an OG she's a she goes hard for you because she let you listen to the conversation yeah what are these names jill and ruth all right next up dear claudia jackie

harry bruno and theo uh theo getting shitty billing long time toaster here first time ever writing in over the weekend my pj boyfriend and i moved to my hometown in florida after graduating from dental school we've been dating for two and a half years but we both come from super Cute. found his condoms and discovered them right in front of me. Mind you, they were Magnum XL. She looked at me absolutely mortified and then left his apartment immediately. I've seen her since and it's incredibly awkward and I have a huge pit about it. I'm afraid she's going to confront me and I don't know what to say as she definitely had no idea I was having sex or have even had sex. What do I do? Do I pretend she didn't see anything?

Do I confront the issue? Do I lie if she asks? Do I tell her that her little girl has grown up and is having amazing sex please advise as my best friend who's also a toaster said this one's for Jackson Claude sincerely an incredibly embarrassed toaster okay this was her mom not her mother her mom and she's 27 but her parents are like uber uber religion I guess they were under the assumption that she would not be having sex till marriage because she's not moving in okay with him until she's married okay first of First of all, I would say follow her lead. If she wants to pretend like she didn't see it, you take your blessings and you don't have to have a conversation about it.

If she does bring it up, don't lie because then that means that he's cheating on you with someone else. Then he looks bad. Just be honest. Be like, listen, this is the person I am going to be with. I know it's not what you would do, but I do. I feel very comfortable. I'm old enough to make that decision.

We're being safe, Magnum XL. Yes. And I hope that you can understand that. I wouldn't start saying you're having amazing sex. No. No need to like, you know.

I just don't think that's any of your mother's business. Yeah, but just be like, you know, we've, like, I don't know what the truth is, but you could say like,

we waited a while in our relationship till we knew we were, certain about each other. And though I do, like, have so much respect for all of the traditional values we were raised with, and so many of them I do want, I do incorporate into my own life. Like, I am, you know, a modern woman. This is good. And that was something that, that decision that we came to, and things are good. I hope you can respect it.

That's good shit. But agreed on the first part if homegirl doesn't say anything you shut the fuck up like yeah follow her lead like it's awkward it's not like she's angry at you because if she was she would yell at you she's your fucking mom yeah but and maybe she's not upset about it at all but in that moment it's a lot to process okay my daughter has grown up yes and she probably thought up until this point like that that was not happening you're gonna become a, bitch, you can have sex. Right, of course.

But let her react in her own time. Yeah. And if she doesn't want to talk about it with you, because she knows what she needs to know, really. What's the question? Magnum. What's the question? Magnum. Magnum.

So you don't have to pretend like you're not having sex, but, like, you guys don't need to talk about it. Like, she knows. Great. Yeah. Move on. But if she wants to talk about it, just, would come from it, come to it from a respectful POV, considering like you do share a lot of the same values. And you know what?

She really can't be mad that you're being extremely safe. Like she raised a smart, capable, and cautious daughter. And we love that. Yeah. It's honestly a compliment to her. Yeah. To find those condoms. Look what I did.

I raised a smart, health conscious woman who's gonna be a doctor who pulled a magnum right and her boyfriend's got a big dick i've never been so proud of my daughter in my entire life she had to leave because she was overwhelmed with emotion and pride totally you did that congratulations congrats all right our third and final dear toasters is an update so this happened when taylor strecker was here i have the girl submission but i can give you the the gist the gist um she made a new friend with a girl who was this toaster made a friend and this girl's great and she really liked her but she literally cannot go out to eat with her like she literally eats so aggressively shoveling like ab salad in her mouth with her hands.

No. Like eating, dressing all over her face. She didn't put her napkin on her lap. She was chewing with her mouth open, talking while eating. Lettuce flying out of her mouth. She said it was very upsetting. And she was going to overlook it until she started picking up the salad with her hands. Okay.

So she didn't know what to do. What was the advice? We said... Go out for smoothies? No, okay, here, look. So, hi. So hi, I wrote into your toasters in late April asking for advice on my friend who's a messy eater. She picked up the Cobb salad with her hands. Claudia and Taylor provided some wonderful advice and

confirmed that it was indeed gross. I think we said like, stop going out to eat with her. Like why don't you guys go bowling or something? Um, and also like maybe go out in a group so that like other people can see it and like maybe someone else will say something or just order finger food right right that's good advice so here's what she did as disgusted as i am i've determined that it's not worth ending our friendship over since i really do genuinely like this girl but i've made it a point to prioritize activities other than eating we went to a concert recently for example i've gotten dinner with her twice since then and both have been with a big group so i just sat next to her instead of across from her so I don't have to watch her eating someone in toast after dark actually suggested this and I'm so glad that they did our friendship is stronger than ever

because of it thanks queens look at this this is what we mean you guys that's excellent advice to sit next to someone like in a booth as opposed to directly across from them because there's no escaping it if you're directly across gorgeous Gorgeous. I love that advice. I'm so glad that worked out. And you know what? Like normalize looking past people's flaws because people are complex and people are flawed. But on the inside, it's the good inside that that's what matters.

Of course. And that's Proverbs, John 22, Luke 8, 5. Thank you, Lucas 12, 16. You're welcome, Sarah85. I like Maverick2030. It's my favorite passage. It's so uplifting.

He who shall once love Claudia shall never love again. So motherfucking true. Okay, those were Dear Toasters. Again, if you want to submit, it's deartoasters at gmail.com.

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Did we end? Tomorrow's episode is podcast only. Uh-huh. So it'll be up early tomorrow morning. Jackie and I are both. Wait. Oh my God. You scared me.

I thought you saw like a mouse or something. I didn't realize you were mocking me. I should be used to it by now. Oh my God. My heart actually just stopped. Are you for real? Because you pointed. I thought it was literally a mouse by my foot.

Like we live in New York, bitch. Like a roach. No. Nothing. Just a dirty carpet. And yes, we know the carpet needs to be cleaned. And you know what? We're not doing it.

Thursday. Tomorrow's episode is podcast only. And there's no show Friday and Monday of this week and next week. So I just wanted to say that. Thank you for stopping my heart. I have to go to the hospital now. Have a great day. Anything else you want to say?

No, just goodbye, everyone. Have a wonderful weekend. Make sure to meditate. I'll see you tomorrow, podcasters. Meditate and acknowledge the space that you're in and Bryson's Dress. And you'll see them tonight. And I'll see you tonight.

I'm bringing Bryson's Dress. Bye. We should have called the show Bryson's Dress. Totally.