The Toast - S5 Ep8: Hot Lava in The P*ssy: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

Jamie Lynn Spears: 'I went out of my way' to help Britney end conservatorship (Page Six) (15:41)  Drake Seemingly Responds to Rumors Of Putting Hot Sauce In A Condom To Prevent Woman From Stealing His Sperm (The Shade Room) (22:26) Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson hit outlet mall for caramel apples, frozen bananas (Page Six) (31:00) Oscars 2022 will have a host for first time since 2018 (NY Post) (34:46)  'Summer House' star Lindsay Hubbard finally confirms Carl Radke relationship (Page Six) (41:52)  Vanderpump Rules Recap (46:02)  The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day, Claudia just reminded me, because she is currently humping someone she loves. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Looks like you're changing your sheets back there. I am, yes, it's Wednesday. Now that we're doing home episodes, you guys are going to see I'm on a very consistent Wednesday sheet-changing schedule, and today is no different. Sheet changing schedule. And today it's no different. Got to change the sheets. I also like have been through a journey with my sheets that I actually haven't really spoken about. And like I'm embarrassed to tell you because like I did something kind of like really like

unhygienic and gross. What did you do? Okay. So do you remember the brand? Unburden yourself, Claudia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And Ben is the only one who knows about it.

When you do something like embarrassing, it only helps to just, like, share it. And then it's all of our problem. 100%. I'm so – I'm going to just sip on my coffee. I'm really nervous and excited to hear what you did with your sheets. So one of our previous and current sponsors is Purple. And they make mattresses, but they also make amazing pillows. And they sent us this pillow, like like a couple months ago that like really

changed my life like it's just such a good pillow I've been like my sleep has never been the same this is not an ad is it the one that has all the like nooks and crannies yeah it's like squishy almost yeah it's amazing it's amazing and so when it came it came obviously without a pillowcase and I slept with it for a few days without a pillowcase and then and it was like amazing life-changing and then when I had my sheets changed my few days without a pillowcase. And then, and it was like amazing life changing. And then when I had my sheets changed, my housekeeper put a pillowcase on it, like a normal person. And I slept with it on a pillowcase and I was just like, it's not the same. Like, it's just not the same sleep. I think I need to take the pillowcase off. And he realized it's not like the cleanest thing to do, but I started sleeping with it without a pillowcase.

And then like over time, you know, like my like my skin products my hair products it started to get this like really good smell that was just like me in a pillow I know that sounds disgusting it wasn't gross it was like it was cute like it was a good smell I swear okay so like weeks have gone by where I was like sleeping with smelly pillow that's what me and Ben started to call it and And it was, like, the only thing that I could sleep with. Like, I swear. Like, I almost brought it on our vacation. Like, it's such a part of who I am. And then a couple days ago, I was like, you know, smelly pillow has taken a turn for the worse. What do I do? I'm like, I can throw a pillowcase on it, but the pillow in and of itself still smells. Like, I got to clean it. So Ben was like, throw it in the wash. The whole pillow. Right. And I'm like, are you sure? He was like, yes,

I swear. So we threw it in the wash, and then we threw it in the dryer. And I'm like, are you sure? He was like, yes, I swear. So we threw it in the wash and then we threw it in the dryer. And after one tumble in the dryer, it wasn't dry, which makes sense. We did a second one and then a third one and a fourth and a fifth. And it's just like the core of the pillow was still wet. It was in the dryer the entire day. And by the nighttime, I pulled it out. I was like, this is as dry as it's going to get. And so now smelly pillow is back on the bed, still without a pillowcase, but has a different

kind of smell, like a laundry smell. Okay. But like not a good laundry smell, like when you leave your clothes in the washer and you forget to put them in the dryer, you know? Mold. No, I wouldn't say mold, just like a unique, interesting smell. A sexy, unique smell. But most pillowcases come with, not a pillowcase, of course, but like a coverlet.

And I learned this the hard way because there was a period of time where Brew was enjoying peeing on the pillows. And it wasn't enough to wash the pillowcases. I also saw that they were in a zippered thing. Shit, that's like a really good call. Can you go grab your pillow? Of course I can grab a smelly pillow. Hold on. I'm surprised you've lasted this long without it.

We need to get to the bottom of this because most of the pillows i've encountered do have a bit of a coverlet on them because sometimes pillows get stained i can't imagine you miss this though she needs to put her headphones in or does she have news she has news there's a zipper are you okay hold on look sally pillow right here oh my god oh my god it's literally right there oh my god the inside of the pillow is not what i thought it would be what is it it's just a pillow but like i just thought it would be like full of unicorns and like okay i can't like i i should wash it yeah this is a joke i'll handle this later this is a joke you and that's

why i have to unburden myself to you because you just know things what the hell is a pillow cover i don't know but like the pillow industry knows that things happen to your pillows and that you need another barrier you can't just like raw dog these pillows shit so i threw the whole thing in the wash for no fucking reason for no fucking reason great absolutely great news. And you could have been washing, you could have been sleeping the way that you wanted and washing your pillow at the same time. So wait, the good news is that I don't have to put a case on smelly pillow is what you're

saying. Right. You don't. Not if you don't want to. Ooh. Ben will be excited to hear this. I can't believe you guys missed a fucking zipper that's out in the open. I didn't even know that was a thing. Like I thought it was just like a pillow and then a case.

To be fair, the first time I experienced it, I didn't know it was a thing either. And then I was like, I saw one and I was like, oh my God, I need to wash them again because I can wash the outside. Do you think the integrity of the pillow has been jeopardized by my dumb ass move? Six cycles in the dryer. Like that's a lot of tumbling. I think I need to get a new one. I think you do, too, and I think that you should because you love it so much and you learned your lesson. I did. And it won't happen again.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. You're welcome. That's what I'm here for. I'm so eternally indebted to you. Tips and tricks. Well, yesterday was such an interesting day for me. Do you know what I did yesterday? Well, you know, but no one else does because I didn't post about it, which was such an interesting day for me. Do you know what I did yesterday? Well, you know, but no one else does because I didn't post about it, which was weird. I made a lasagna.

Oh, big mistake. I meant to post about it, but then there was no point at which I was like ready to flex, you know? And when it came out, I was like, it looks like it's edible. I'm not proud of this. It's not like stunning, but it was really delicious. But oh my gosh, it was so much work. I assumed the lasagna would be more akin to like a casserole.

You just like throw a bunch of shit in there and then like let it bake. But you have to cook each noodle sheet individually. There was like nine of them. Yeah, lasagna is notoriously laborious. Oh my God, my back was was broken it's not something you should do eight months plus pregnant Jackie I know nothing and I could have told you that I was broken but I ate good for dinner are you noticing that your lips are bigger in pregnancy they look so luscious right now my lips are massive yeah like they're massive they're massive

they've always been massive. They're extra massive. Like they have a little, I don't know what percent. I would say they're like 5% bigger. Plus I'm wearing, you know, a bold lip. And I look like a little bit like a clown. No, no, no, no. You're not giving off any sort of bozo energy.

Don't worry. Because in the beginning of these, when we were doing podcasting from home, I was wearing just like a light lip. And it just looked like I wasn't wearing enough makeup so like amping up the lip color was a way for me to like look a little bit more glam but it has clown vibes no it doesn't your lips look amazing like what I would do for those lips I guess like you know what it makes up for not being able to get Botox. Oh a hundred percent. Obviously if I were someone who got fillers I wouldn't be able to get fillers but like it would even out. But I don't know. There's nothing like like my forehead is out of control. Mine's not. It's I'm so jealous. I don't that's

been a hard one. That's been a hard one to live without it's funny so and surprising what are the things that I miss the most right okay so postpartum like I see people on TikTok all the time like a lot of people like order Subway sandwiches to um the delivery room because they can't eat I guess like sweaty meats is not pregnancy approved not what is like the two things that you are just dying to do like some people have a drink I know that's not what you're looking forward to no I um and actually watching Vanderpump Rules last night which we'll recap like made me never like it watching James and Lala sober compared to how they used to be like it makes me never want to drink but anyways things that I'm excited to do one skiing I really like watching people ski this season like it has given me FOMO.

I definitely miss this season, but that's something that has been hard. Two, what was, oh, obviously Botox, what I was just saying. Well, I was more saying like things you could do in the delivery room. I don't think you could do skiing in the hospital. Okay, things like that I could eat that I miss. Hot dogs. Oh, wow. I love hot, you you know they're like my favorite foods so maybe I'll get some pigs in a blanket love it for you um I I miss sushi a little bit sometimes like some sushi but I also could eat sushi if I really wanted like that's

what a lot of doctors do say I mean of, of course, everything is like, you know, in moderation and with caution. But if it's a good piece of fish, raw fish, like it really shouldn't have any adverse effects. So like if I wanted to, I could have some sushi. But whenever I'm craving sushi, I just get an avocado roll or cucumber roll with soy sauce, ginger. It does the trick pretty much. But then I look over at Zach's.

He gets like sugarfish, salmon on that rice that rice by the way like I totally understand and if you are craving sushi stay far away from Ben's offer oh yeah no sometimes his stories I'm like damn yeah but Ben has a way of it Ben has a way of like making the worst food look good that's like his talent and even though I've had tuna fish two times like I do I do want more tuna fish got it okay yeah so those are the things but so far like living without them is not the biggest deal I miss more so just like being up like a spray tan I of course I'm getting one today you I could get a spray tan like if I absolutely I don't leave the house so why would I get one just to stay in my sheets but like stuff like that um

that i've forsaken but i didn't need to but like i just look forward to like when i can be a person who has my eyelashes dyed eyebrows dyed spray tan nails done everything you know i got you i just don't need those things right now which is why i'm not even thinking about doing them um so of course we have a great show for you guys today. We're going to recap Vanderpump Rules, but I did want to tell everyone that I did finish the season premiere of Euphoria, and it was really good. Like, really, really good. One of my favorite characters, Cassie, who was played by Sydney Sweeney, who's like this

HBO star. Like, she's on her way to becoming huge. People are obsessed. She's so unique looking. Like, she has such a unique shaped eye and she's a really talented actress and this episode was very much like her moment she had like the scene in the bathroom with jacob alorti where she her acting was on fucking point like i've never seen anything like it before she was beautiful successful amazing talented blender put it in a

blender give birth to it throw it up so good there were some traumatizing moments of the episode like i don't know why they really had to show us like a man shitting on the toilet like from from like a direct eyeline pov like you saw his penis like it was so it was so unnecessary and borderline traumatizing that's disgusting no it was so unnecessary like she's supposed to be hiding in the bathroom, and she's trying to, like, wait for the bathroom to empty, so she's hiding behind the shower so she can run out so nobody saw, I won't spoil, like, what she was doing in the bathroom before. Okay. So finally this couple leaves, and she's about to get out,

and this guy comes in, so she gets back in the shower, and she, like, looks out to see what's going on. It's like some guy taking a dump. Like, it's just so unnecessary. That is so unnecessary. Yeah, it's like some guy taking it dump like it's just so unnecessary that is so unnecessary yeah it's really annoying but another thing is like i've been watching um all all the cast especially jacob alorti it's doing press and i've been reminded that jacob alorti is australian which is just really shocking because he just doesn't give me like that vibe yeah so he really

does an amazing American accent. Good for him. I guess in all of his films, The Kissing Booth, critically acclaimed Oscar winning film. What else has he been in? The Kissing Booth 1. Oh, he was in The Kissing Booth 2. Oh, and The Kissing Booth 3. Okay.

Is that really it? That and Emporium? He's been in some other stuff, but I don't think I've seen it. Okay. So it's not like popping. No, he's very like artsy. If you look at his Instagram, he's been in some other stuff but i don't think i've seen it okay so it's not like popping no he's very like artsy if you look at his instagram he's really into photography i think he does like a bunch of like student films not student films but like indies that's that's nice for him yeah but he's really on his way to being like brad pitt of our generation that's that's nice for him yeah everyone in the cast like this show is so big and it's so good

for them they're all just like becoming it reminds me of how the kids from Riverdale became like that show was a part like such a huge part of like the cultural zeitgeist and then immediately they had like millions and millions of followers millions and millions of fans that's what it reminds me of but for like a more mature audience for a more mature audience to say the least yeah um so that's what i did and then i just had the busiest day yesterday because scheduling announcement i'm going to mexico tomorrow so tomorrow's episode will be podcast only and then we're off friday and monday for martin luther king weekend hope everyone has a nice long weekend then we're back doing the integrated interface on Tuesday. Exciting. We

hope you have a great time. Thank you. Seeing your face, but it'll be so worth it for you to get some good times, good vibes under your belt and to come back to us, you know, renewed. Come back with stories to tell a tan face like no one has to look at this big ass Michelin man for much longer. It's going to be great for all of us. Like we're all going to benefit. I look forward to it. I really, really do. There's like not that much going on in the world today, except for obviously Jamie Lynn on GMA this morning is huge.

Yeah, there's actually some interesting stuff, some not so interesting stuff. There's a story about Drake that I'm so excited to share with you. You hadn't heard it yet, and I'm looking forward to getting your two cents. It's kind of unverified, but just the rumor itself is so worth discussing. You know, like, nothing grinds my gears more than an unverified source. Yeah.

No, it's very rumor mill, but it's worth discussing, and we're going to talk about it. So without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Modern Fertility. The traditional guidance with fertility has been just wait and see. But now we have tools to help us plan and track for everything in our lives. Wellness, finance, career, school. And so why is fertility still a wait and see?

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Great. Thank you, Claudia. It's a pleasure. Our first story, Jamie Lynn Spears is sitting down with GMA and saying, quote, I went out of my way to help Britney and the conservatorship. Jamie Lynn Spears claimed in a rare TV interview Wednesday that she tried to help her now estranged sister, Britney Spears, is controversial conservatorship. She said, I've always been my sister's biggest supporter. So when she needed help, I set up ways to do so. I went out of my way to make sure that she had the contact she needed to possibly go ahead and end this conservatorship and just end this all for our family. If it's going to cause this much discord why continue it? She did not reveal which contact she gave Britney nor whether the pop star

ever got in touch with them. I hate to see sisters feuding, especially in the public eye. It just gives me a pit. It's just not good. But at the end of the day, two sisters are saying two totally different things. And I'm inclined to believe Brittany, because to me, Brittany is the victim in all this. She doesn't really have much to gain by lying. On the other hand, Jamie has quite a lot to gain by lying. The public has really turned against Jamie. She has this big book coming out. That's what GMA was for, to promote the book. So she's fighting this uphill battle, and I feel like she's saying anything to win.

Whereas Brittany has nothing left to lose. She has literally lost her freedom. She has no reason to lie. I'm going to back Brittany. But I just want to say I hate seeing sisterhood divided. I agree. And also over the last 13 years while Britney was in her conservatorship, I'm sure she would have done anything for an ally, especially someone in her family and someone who could

like vouch for her and help her out. And so I think if Jamie Lynn was that person, Britney wouldn't have forgotten that. No, and there's a paper trail. There is physical evidence that Jamie Lynn was benefiting financially from the conservatorship like I really don't feel like the GMA woman asked the right answers I mean the right questions yeah it's tough to to speculate and you don't know and even like you know so much of this is public but really not so it's really what she said versus what she said and I just think that Britney if her sister had had her

back in a real way she would remember like she's looking for allies friends family like she's wanted support all this time if she had support she wouldn't have just thrown it by the wayside no and it's easy to support her now like when she's free and the whole world is rooting for her like that's easy but in the hard times when Britney was labeled like crazy and she had no access to her money and she was being like forced to go on different drugs like where was the allyship then yeah agreed and by the way i do want to say what jamie said in the interview which i do agree with like when this whole thing started i don't think jamie lynn has been like you know uh plotting since the beginning when britney was put into a conservatorship jamie lynn was 17 and

she was pregnant like i do believe at first she had nothing to do with it she had her own problems her own life going on i believe she lived in louisiana i don't think that she's this whole time been like a conspirator but you get old you get responsibilities it's your sister you have to have her back it's your family it's on you to do the right thing. And she didn't. So that I do blame her for. Right. And also the reasons for the conservatorship 13 years ago, like after 13, like things change and things are in flux for 13 years. So even if at the time you had nothing to do with it and maybe at the time it sounded like a good idea based on things that were happening, like Britney has been struggling for her freedom for a few years now. And at any point you could have stepped up and helped her out or been like a voice for her in

the way that like her boyfriend fiance are they engaged I can't remember um Sam like for like the last year has really been like her mouthpiece like she can't even couldn't even control her on Instagram so he would respond to like certain things in in a way that he in the best way that he could given the fact that they were literally like in a prison so Jamie could have been that too but she wasn't yeah but she Brittany needed Jamie and Jamie was nowhere to be found and those scars don't heal overnight yeah I agree I don't know where we go from here with the two of them it It is sad to see them feuding. And also Jamie Lynn's got to sell books. So. Right. So always keep that in mind. No, but it's like so she needs to do press to sell her books like and the press is going to

ask about Brittany because that's really the biggest story in the world and also the biggest story in Jamie's life. So she's going to be talking about it. Ergo, we're going to be hearing about the feud, even if perhaps she doesn't want to be talking about it ergo we're going to be hearing about the feud even if perhaps she doesn't want to be talking about it can I tell you something I feel like this book so it takes a really long time to write and publish a book like one and a half to two years maybe one to two years so I have a feeling when the concept for this book was being conceptualized and being written and being published, the thought of the conservatorship ever actually ending was so far-fetched that I think Jamie thought she could

release this book due press unresponded by Britney, if that makes sense. And then once the conservatorship was canceled, it was like about the same time that the book announcement was scheduled. Like, the train was already moving. You can't stop. have been published they've been printed they've been sent to bookstores you can't stop it so I think now like hindsight if she could not do the book she wouldn't have done the book but the timing was like so not in Jamie Lynn's favor like she thought she could just say whatever she wanted and no one would be there to check her yeah that's true that's what I think I mean but I would have to read the book to make that call. Yes.

Because she does talk about the conservatorship in the book. Does she? Okay, so I was under the impression that she didn't because, like I said, this book must have been written two years ago. And in the interview, she said, well, I wrote in the book about the conservatorship, how I said X, Y, and Z. And I found that shocking.

I'm sure that she mentions it, but the book is not about that. Like, it's about her journey. I'm assuming, like, her teen pregnancy. So I would have to read the book to decipher what her intentions were when she made the decision to publish it and how much her plans have been derailed. Are you going to read the book? I don't think so. But you never know. I mean, if it comes highly recommended, then maybe I would.

Like if I heard really good things about it. But I don't know. I haven't read a celeb memoir in a while. I have got a lot that I'm actually looking to read, like some fiction books and also some, what is the category if it's like not self-help advice how like parenting stuff so got it yeah I don't think this book is going to come highly recommended in my opinion we'll see let us know if you guys have read it please let me know I don't think it's out yet well maybe you got a net galley preview right right right okay

our next story crazy news jake drake jake drake from state farm drake seemingly responds to rumors of putting hot sauce in a condom to prevent a woman stealing his sperm i did hear this okay so drake has posted an instagram caption that maybe makes it seem like he's responding to this crazy story, which I will give you the details. This is from Too Much Hot Tea on Instagram. Allegedly, an Instagram model is trying to sue Drake for putting hot sauce in his condom. Allegedly, Drake and the Instagram model allegedly met up on Instagram and the two decided to link up a few weeks ago. The model and Drake had a romantic encounter and what happened next was crazy. So the two of them had sex. Then he wore a condom for the sexual encounter and he went to the bathroom after to dispose of it. The girl fished the condom out of the trash untied it and put the

opening into her vagina boy was she in for a surprise she said it felt like pouring hot lava into her pussy she screamed and drake ran into the bathroom he admitted he poured a packet of hot sauce in this is the caption on too much hot tea i said pussy i said you said pussy i said it okay yep hot lava in the pussy she screamed and drake ran into the bathroom he admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm now the instagram model is threatening to sue drake oh my god what fucking nerve what fucking nerve i mean first of all a lot of people are saying like this can't be true why wouldn't he just like flush the condom down the toilet there are other ways to get rid of a condom and make sure like someone's not trying to like illegally inseminate themselves

without your consent uh but perhaps it is true like by the way this sounds a hundred percent believable i kind of agree and you know? I kind of hope that it's true. Like, obviously, I, like, RIP to her vagina. But what are you doing? No. What do you think? Like, this is your, like, you just found a career. You're going to steal some sperm and get pregnant.

Like, I, if Drake really does this with his condoms, I have so much respect. Me too. does this with his condoms i have so much respect me too how unethical to like go fish out a condom to try and trick someone of a certain status wealth fame into fatherhood like that is so fucked up and what's even more fucked up is this bitch thinking she can sue i i don't know the legalities, but I have to imagine that trying to steal someone's sperm is illegal in some way.

I could argue Drake could sue her. Right, right. So if I'm her and I just got caught trying to steal your sperm and really make a moment for myself, I'm just going to take the L and move really make a moment for myself um I'm just gonna take the L and move on you know it didn't work out your big plan was foiled yeah and you know what like it's

so it's so upsetting that like obviously you know Drake has millions of dollars like he's a very privileged person but that must be extremely difficult, especially when you're a single guy and like so much of your lifestyle being a celebrity is like meeting girls, having sex with them. It's like one of the perks, you know? But this is something you always have to look out for. And honestly, like just in my opinion, like get a girlfriend. Like you could have sex with her as much as you want, someone you could trust, and they're not gonna put a sperm filled condom up their pussy no I was thinking the same thing like how empty is it to have even have like sex with someone and she talked about the sex like that it was very consensual and like they were both really into it but to even have

sex with like good sex with someone and you just really can't fucking trust them like I mean I'm sure in the beginning like it's all very exciting but he's been a big star for a very long time now. And I imagine it really wears on you, you know, every time after you finish the act, like, you have to go pour hot sauce in the condom because, like, you just can't trust anybody. So, yeah, it's like, get a girlfriend. But then it's like, eventually, that girlfriend might want kids, too. Okay, but you know what? You've been with someone for three years.

Then you can have a baby with them in a consensual manner. I just, like, I can't imagine that this lifestyle of lifestyle of like hooking up with a million girls is worth it when like these are the consequences. These are the way people treat you. Like, and you know what makes me sad? There are so many girls that I know who are lovely, delicious, nice girls who would do anything to have sex with Drake, not have a baby with him. Just one night with Drake, you know? And the girls that actually get to the one night with Drake are disgusting girls. Yeah. Yeah. And also it makes you like think about the fact like I feel like so often we hear about celebrities who are, you know, getting women pregnant and not meaning to. Tristan. And you just are like, why don't you wear a condom? Like, save sex.

And it's like, maybe they are. No, totally. Maybe they are. And the girls are shoving it up their pussy. No, that's an amazing, amazing call. And do we know, like, who this girl is? Or it's still all just, like, an alleged story? Does she have a name?

It's all an alleged story does she have a name it's all an alleged story she's instagram model and the only small verification is that um drake posted to his instagram like a nice photo of himself and he said you can have your 15 minutes of fame i'll have the other 23 hours and 45 minutes okay that's like really not like um any sort of validation for me it could be like a new lyric in his next song okay but no no i mean is anything ever validation like we just never we just sit here and like try and put pieces of a puzzle together we just sit here and stew yeah but overall when i read this story i was just like good for drake yeah no when i read this story i was like what a sad like life to live people want you for your sperm not because they

think you're so great and want to have your children because they want money from you and imagine like bringing a child into the world in that way spite baby beyond no but at least there was like a relationship no and there was like a consent to have a child right both people knew that child making could happen right no this is so fucked up it makes me think so like little of humanity yeah and you know what it's literally like a cautionary tale do evil things evil will be done unto your pussy yeah and also i think this is whether or not this is true like it's just a good thing to have floating out there like i don't know maybe don't pour the condom in your pussy could have hot sauce in it no the next girl who's inspired to do this will have heard the story and like maybe she'll hesitate when reaching into the trash for the cum filled condom to be like what if there's hot sauce in here you know is that a risk i'm

personally willing to take it'll make them take take a step back and think yeah so i don't know sometimes a lesson can be learned from everything i'm just sad like i really want drake to find and you know in my in my heart of hearts he's a nice Jewish boy like we would find him in that like we need to sign him up with Snatchler. Snatchler would never do that. Snatchler would never do that. I agree and also I'm sure like out of all the crazy things like Drake and on so many other celebs like have seen like this is really not even a thing like you know obviously you hear about people like poking holes in condoms. But like you can check for that. You can know if that happened. I just I feel like this is a whole like set of things to worry about.

That I never even thought about. No totally. Like it's this is an eye-opening story for me. I completely agree. Anyways. Very interesting nonetheless but sending our best regards best wishes to drake yes are you ready for our next story there was one more thing i wanted to say because you remember how yesterday i was talking i'm like learning so much about euphoria i'm like two years behind um you know i was saying yesterday how like the music on euphoria

is becoming like the new trl and it was like what what came first, the song on TikTok or the song on Euphoria? Somebody let me know that Drake is actually a producer on Euphoria. And that really speaks to why the music is so, you know, on point. Oh, that's so cool. Very cool. Our next story, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson hit the outlet mall for caramel apples and frozen bananas kim and pete indulged in their sweet tooths in california on monday hitting the camarillo premium outlets mall seeming bodyguards in tow for a sugar fix they stopped into the

rocky mountain chocolate factory to get caramel apples and frozen bananas like she always does when she's out there a photo of the couple was spotted on Dumois and was later picked up by Nori's Black Book. I love how these are becoming like valid news sources. Norisblackbook.com. Despite other reports, they did not hit any of the other stores in the mall. I just want to say like this is so Kim. Like remember that episode where she hid in the back of the Rolls Royce so

that Jonathan would go get her a Wetzel's pretzel? Yeah. This is so Kim. Like remember that episode where she hid in the back of the Rolls Royce so that Jonathan would go get her a Wetzel's pretzel? Yeah. This is so Kim and I feel like she's just really being herself. Yeah no and she like has her sweet tooth and I feel Kim like knows what's good especially when it comes to food like her and her beignets and I feel like she like works really hard she like tears it up in the gym and then she also treats herself but she like knows the exact things to get. So I want to go to the Rocky Mountain chocolate shop with Kim Kardashian no like I want to travel and just to think about it it's been like what 15 years that Kim has been famous she's traveled all around the world eaten at the best restaurants and she knows like the best of the best whether that's Michelin star or it's in an outlet mall like i want to go on a global food tour with kim like she knows how to eat she needs to collab with

zagats and give us a guide that's the best food out there yeah i mean i don't know it's like when you're collabing with fendi do you then go to zagats but that's him she's like america's celeb get you a girl who can do both it's a gat x fendi gat x skims something yeah they can make really cute fanny packs for traveling suitcases cute no i'm telling you anyways these two are like really going strong i know i say this every single time we report about them doing anything because but like they are in like a real ass relationship. They're seeing each other like every day. And they're working hard at it. They're stepping out.

He's like truly New York based and she's truly L.A. based. So, you know, they're working hard, earning those credit card miles and they're putting in the effort. Yeah, obviously, like it's on him to get out to see her more one because like his show's not in season and two like she's got four kids and she's a lawyer and she's this and that and obviously um but they're making it doesn't come to you they're spending come to kim they're spending a lot of time together and like when you spend that much time with someone you really have to like them otherwise you're being tortured.

And, you know, Pete is, like, known for being spotted with beautiful women. And it doesn't always, aside from Ariana Grande and maybe Phoebe Denevar, like, it doesn't last past, like, two or three appearances. So now Kim and Pete have been spotted, like, six times. Yeah. This is really crazy. It never ceases i know i'm a broken record but like every time they do something new i'm just like i'm in shock again but i just do want to say that in my personal like my vision board for kim's life i don't have her ending up with pete like this is a fun single gal adventure but what i see for kim is much bigger but this is

great for her pr i'm sure she's having so much fun i love it short term agreed agreed short term even i'll take up to a year yeah this is just not how it ends for kim no no no oh no she looks like someone on her level yeah agreed our next story some i guess exciting news not at all just trying to be positive the oscars this year will have a host for the first time since 2018 a host that literally nobody asked for after a long streak of going without a host the oscars will once again have an emcee. For the first time since 2018, the award show will be led by a yet-to-be-named host. The telecast is set to air on March 27th on ABC.

So my question to you is, who do you think should host the Oscars? The rumors are that it's Tom Hiddleston. I didn't see that. Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend. Yeah, no, I know. I'm familiar with him. Loki.

Loki. Yeah. I haven't seen that. I've really been trying to think of who it could be. Now, since it's on ABC, it's not going to be Kelly Clarkson because she is an NBC girly. That's a really good call. So you have to think about ABC talent. i don't think it's going to be one of the late night hosts i think that they they're not very self-aware but i think they

know enough to know that nobody wants to hear from them at the oscars to be honest like i'm really not interested in watching a hosted oscars until kevin hart gets what is rightfully his. Yeah. And I feel like if he wanted to do it, they would let him do it. But he's so done with the Academy after like that whole drama. But to be honest, he would be incredible at it. And it's time. Like it is time.

If he wanted to do it, they would have him do it. He does not want to do it anymore. I mean, who really would want to do it so but there are people obviously if you're at the top of your game like you only have what to lose by hosting the oscars but there are people who would stand to gain something maybe someone on the c list you know but someone who's really talented and who could if someone could step up to the plate and do an amazing job which isn't that far-fetched it's just doing good at your job being funny people liking you like it would be a major opportunity for them I have to believe that there's someone out there who is willing to take that on no you're right it's really a thankless job and when I think of like Anne Hathaway who was you know Bella the ball of

the Oscars year after year and then hosted she was annihilated like you're right someone who's at the top of their game it's a job that like literally no matter how good you do people will say they hated it it's always 50 50 so like who would want to fucking do that when you could just go to the awards and like win and like hang out with people and party and drink or you have to stand on stage and like do the hardest job ever so you're right like a c-lister who will love the recognition, even if they don't do a great job, like it's still the biggest gig they'll ever have. I don't know. Let's just talk about the possibility of it being Tom Hiddleston. I'm

not super familiar with his personality. I think he is really well liked. I just think the choice is like so uninspired. I think that would be a train wreck, honestly. Like, really. I mean, I don't know him on a personal level or even on, like, I know you at all. I've never seen him in anything or, like, watch an interview with him. But I can't imagine he's, like, the funniest person. And I think a lot of people would be like, who is this guy? No, I think we need, like, a mid-tier comedian. Honestly, like Pete Davidson. Oh, my God. Duh. need like a mid-tier comedian honestly like pete davidson oh my god even though he's not mid-tier he's higher than that and he's on snl and that's nbc and he's probably too big for what we're

saying but like someone who you know has a comedy special that's on a streaming service right now that could use a couple million views more like like could use that bump, and someone who's genuinely funny that would do a good job. Yeah, no, you're right. Pete Davidson gives me like a similar vibe to Ricky Gervais, which in my opinion was like the most recent great host. He's amazing.

Who just didn't give a fuck. But yes, also like maybe a comedy duo like Michael Che and Colin Jost are really good together live. They go on tour together live. They're experienced. I don't know. I don't think people want to hear it from them.

Why? People love them. No, I think they're too, like, they're just too established almost. And it feels like more of the same. Yeah. Honestly, like Bo Burnham. Yeah, like someone who's just gonna like get out there like a podcaster really yeah that's what i'm thinking of like the comedian ex-podcaster community tim

dylan tim dylan you would you do it a hundred percent if i'm kidding me would you i don't know host the oscars okay fine well i mean not this year because i'm like i wouldn't want to be i wouldn't want to be seen on tv like you know like this no botox but um in the like hypothetically yeah i guess who said the fuck says no to that right even if you've been ripped to shreds yeah you're right like a because for me and i know it was like a controversial you know night but when ricky gervais did it it was so out there and he was just saying the things so many people were thinking like it was the midst of the me too movement and it was just all so hypocritical and he just went there like in front of the people who are being like the hypocrites. And it was really good.

I think like America loved it. At least I did. Yeah. I think they should look towards the podcast comedy charts. Yeah. Like Bill Burr. And make. Oh, that's who I thought you were talking about when you said Bo Burnham.

No, Bo Burnham is inside. Yeah. He's the singer in his room. And by the way, he is very musically inclined. Like he could do great little musical bits. I think it would be good. I think that's actually a really good. I didn't watch Inside, but people loved it.

And I actually think that's like the perfect choice. Me too. Especially because like he's really famous in a niche, niche comedy community. Especially like a, it's like a really specific corner of the internet. But this would be like his big public break. Okay. I think that we've given them some really good thought starters. And it can be done.

I don't think Tom Hiddleston is the right choice. No, no, no. But I just want to say like it can be done. Like there is a path to success here. Like there, it doesn't have to go, like it doesn't have to be the Golden Globes 2022 where we're just on our way to not even televised. Like we can turn this thing around you guys. And I can't believe I'm saying this.

Like I'm trying to be optimistic about the Oscars. But like yeah it's just I hate to see the failure. The abject failure. And I do think Tom Hiddleston would just, he would be like another Jimmy Kimmel, even though he's not like a late night host. He's just like, I'm sure he's a lovely person. This is nothing against him. He's just like bleh. And he, he like, he's the type of person who will be at the Oscars one day. So it's like, he's just one of them. Like you need an outsider. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Okay. So we've given you a lot to think about.

Let us know who you think should host the Oscars. Yes. I would love to hear other people's choices. And our fifth and final story is that Summer House star Lindsay Hubbard finally confirms that she's dating Carl Radke. Oh. Slow news day. Yeah. But no, a lot of people are like shook up about this.

Okay. slow news day yeah but no a lot of people are like shook up about this okay in an interview with page six she finally confirmed her relationship with summer house's carl she said we're definitely dating um before adding that they haven't assumed the boyfriend girlfriend label just yet oh that's a little awkward yeah i mean i imagine it's difficult when you're dating someone and you have to deal with like the regular dating stuff like are we defining the relationship yeah are we seeing other people like there's all these different obstacles before you get to like boyfriend and girlfriend and it's really awkward and then having like the whole public element where people like are wanting you to confirm it but it's like this guy hasn't even confirmed it like right there's a lot like i actually i have a

lot of sympathy that must be incredibly awkward right and everyone thinks you're just like being coy and annoying and it's like no we haven't had the talk yet can you pipe down can you shut the fuck up yeah right and everyone like is probably like influencing or she or if they were me like i would feel like people's comments would be influencing like how he's feeling about the relationship and it's like so much pressure and it's not coming for me enough as it is without all of that so i agree with you that that must be trying and like she said we don't really talk in labels carl and i but we're very much together and we're very happy and it's like having that like labels discussion even as a as a regular person is so uncomfortable now you have

to tell page six like we don't talk about labels right now it's just like an added element of uncomfort to an already uncomfortable situation like defining your relationship with a guy especially if he's like a previous like he's like a recovering fuck boy it's just like it's awkward yeah it's awkward so I'm glad that they're figuring it out I feel like it's been a really long time we reported on this a while ago that they were like seen together and perhaps dating it's been like a while since then though so I would think it also so confusing. Like because I watched, I didn't even finish Winter House,

but like when I was on Winter House, like she was in love with Austin and perhaps pursuing something with someone else. Like, and I don't even, I don't think I'm going to watch Summer House, but I don't think that their relationship was even like a thing then. So it's just very confusing

when you're on a reality TV show and it's airing of shit that happened a year ago. Yeah. Well, speaking of, that could lead into our TV recap. Yes, Vanderpump Rules was on last night. We've got lots to say.

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everything that they planned the more the brock meter went down like oh i oh well let's talk about the engagement i wish i could have had like a camera on my face while i was watching brock scenes in this episode like i was i can't even find the words to explain how I feel mortified mortified every week I and I was like gonna call you to like just commiserate about it but like every week I am more and more upset by what I see from Brock on the show okay well let's just let's take it to the engagement so he thought he went from literally like a rooftop hollywood premiere shotgun wedding to literally like some dingy hotel after they signed their prenup and it was just what's their apartment i think oh my that's worse yeah no i think it was

there they were going home it looks like like a hotel key i don't know why i think it was like it's a new high-tech apartment building interesting okay and that's why like the mom was there and the baby was there and she was just about to walk into her apartment he was like wait wait wait so that's even worse he didn't even pay for a hotel room he paid for literally a balloon arch from party city right and when the cars were honking in the background i was like is this an episode of the morning to Jackie that's literally one of my pet fucking peeps like when I know it's like so obnoxious like I'm always aware of the sounds like when I was touring venues for my wedding I was like nope I just heard a honk absolutely not during my wedding ceremony I heard like a fork drop because like they were like

setting up in a different room for like cocktail hour I was like oh my god my wedding's ruined like I'm so triggered by sounds and that was really I don't know if that was super imposed I don't think so it sounded like they did her dirty they did her dirty but I just didn't hype up to anything I didn't even know that this was the episode she was getting engaged in and play music they didn't even make it seem cute they had horns they did her fucking dirty I just want to say they could have edited in a way where it would still be bad but we wouldn't be like bashing it so hard I just want to say like something nice about Sheena because like Sheena is just such a sport you know and like she and of course like to a fault to a fault definitely like

and she has to learn everything the hard way and it's infuriating but she really is like so hopeful and when it comes to love like she she really is blind like no she's a hopeless romantic in the worst way and it's like she really doesn't get bogged down by you know the fact that this is my engagement or you know our wedding is gonna be like on someone else's dime on someone else's day like and yes she should mean, I, I wish that she eventually was like, no, we shouldn't do it then. But like,

it's like, she doesn't even need all this stuff. Like, she just wants the love and the relationship. And I, I respect that a lot. And like, even when Brock is just like being embarrassing,

like she really has his back. So like, as a partner, like Sheena really is a queen. Agreed. But then there's all the other stuff. No. And like, at, at some point, like she's a woman a mature woman a mother there is a responsibility on sheena to stop a train wreck when she sees it and it's one that she's involved in and when they went to her with the idea and she

loved it i was so disappointed in her and then even when she got there and sandoval like expressed his concern and she keeps saying if nobody finds out it's going to be fine but the possibility of nobody finding out is 100 impossible they're on a fucking reality tv show right it's just really making me annoyed he said we just need to keep it super super secret for a while and like so that no one ever thought that we took away from them but and then eventually like people will know and they won't care because like they didn't know that it happened so i think like he obviously knew that it's going to be on a tv show and we're going to find out but it's like even you having this conversation at the wine tasting is taking away from James and Raquel no and you know what they're so fucking dramatic because like if they had just

showed up and Sheena wore her ring no one would have been mad you're allowed to get engaged like it's not a big deal but they're so dramatic and like secretive like we can't tell anyone we got engaged but we can get married the weekend of Raquel and James's like they're so like unwell they are so unwell I was I was in shock I was cringing like I went into this like just watching Sheena's relationship over the last two years like before the show aired and then you know I went into this season like being like wow sheena like has love like she has this family and i was ready to like just like support you know if he just was even like semi a good guy and just every week it's red red red red red flag after another and i'm just in shock no and like if you go on sheena's social media like she's just

people have a lot of questions and people especially in the Vanderpump Rules like fandom are really mean and so they're asking like these really rude questions and Sheena's just responding to every single one of them like just defending her ring defending her man defending her decisions her choices and it just makes me so sad like this is supposed to be like a happy time in your life but they just went about it in the most moronic stupid way that it's like no one's I'm not even thinking like oh how nice for Sheena she found love I'm like what the hell is going on yeah no and Sheena deserves better because she is so fucking ride or die like and she really doesn't complain no matter how embarrassing her man is being or how little

she is getting in regards to like what she deserves which is respect which is a respect which is a proper wedding with where your friends can be there and even know about it and even know you were engaged like she's that's something they're acting like she's pregnant like like they have something to hide what the fuck is the rush you guys both of their second marriages like you already have a kid like yeah the secret's out what is with the rush and the secrets okay some people have said The secret's out. What is with the rush and the secrets?

Okay, some people have said, you know, it's giving. They wanted it on the show so that it could be paid for. That's what I was thinking. That too, but what's there to pay for? There's three people there. It's giving green card vibes. Yeah, we didn't talk about that last week, but they did speak about his visa status. Yeah. And it's just like an added benefit of being in love and having a child

is you know oh what a great time like i happen to be getting kicked out of the country and i happen to be engaged it's it's cause for concern yeah i do think they would get married anyway so like if you're gonna have to go like leave the country we should do it sooner than later but like tell everyone bring us down to the courthouse bring the cameras and get married like oh my god once you leave it's much harder to come back even with a fiance so i get it no but so say like they're really in a rush for a green card but like they're also in a relationship a real relationship they have a family and they're gonna get married anyway okay but we need to speed it up like but still why does it have to be so secret and like tacky and moochy like when we

could do something so cute at the courthouse like and just be up straight up we didn't even talk about the photo shoot which was the nicest photo shoot i've literally ever seen on tv i've ever seen in real life it was so and you know i'm so glad lala and katie talked about it because it's like this is he kept talking about it was startup has no money startup has no money startup has no money which i totally get but either you're lying about how much money the startup has or you are misappropriating funds to the nth degree there was literally no reason why that studio needed to be that nice that many models why do you need a dj for a photo shoot plug in your ipad no 100 also he said he was setting up for days which means like you were renting that space for multiple usually like you get it for a few hours so like for i don't know 72 hours like how much

did that cost also i'll say something nice before i go in one for an at-home fitness company i think the name home body is perfection agreed what is the company are we is it apparel? Is it like. No, it's workouts, I think. It's like Beachbody. Yeah, it's like. A streaming service for. Yeah. Okay, so then what the fuck did we watch last night? We watched a photo shoot for an athleisure company.

That's what. Yeah. That's what we watched. And also then like people were doing squats and stuff. But like these aren't trainers. So like why is this really. Is this what you're streaming on your platform? Like he had a major opportunity to show us his business you know and i don't know what the business is and he he lost like what i i don't understand i do believe it's at home workouts

like you know like the peloton app no%. But then what was the photo shoot? Why is... What is Lala doing? She's not an industry trainer. Why is any of them doing? They're just like wearing clothes that say homebody and taking pictures. What is this for? No, no. I don't know.

I can't tell you. And so if it wasn't like... If he spent all that money and he had a major hours... Just to do a promo. No, but if he had all these hours in the studio and like we were filming hours of content for the site okay that's yeah that's the cost of the app but like this is all marketing and promotion budget that was the vibe that i got marketing you're out of control i do want to say one thing about sheena a positive because you know she's getting so

swept up she's letting brock like really make her look bad and make all these bad decisions but I just love how she and it's a little tacky to do it on tv and it's like uncomfortable but her standing her ground so wholeheartedly with the prenup making sure like she's like my retirement I want everything of mine and I want seven percent of yours like yes girl get your coin because not only did she have to learn the hard way the first time this guy is possible is even worse off financially than Shay Mooney. No, that's the guy from Dan and Shay. Shay. Mike Shay.

Mike Shay. Yeah, I agree. But again, it's like this Sheena extreme where it's like if that hadn't happened, if she literally, like she has to just learn everything the hard way and it's, and it's, and everything in hindsight. And it's just painful, like having to watch her go through it because if that hadn't happened, she would never – she would say whatever she said probably without Shay, which is like, you know, well, we're in love and we're going to be together forever.

Like it's like – it's just – it's hard to watch sometimes. So yes, I'm glad that she's learning from her mistakes for sure. But I can't imagine a world in which she didn't. No. And you know what I thought a really great part of the episode was? Watch What Happens Live with Raquel, with James and Lala. Literally, it was like the breakup episode. Tea was spilled.

The whole episode was like Will, Lala, and James date. And they both were like not into it, but they were like not into it. They were like open. No, Claude, like I think there's something going on. To be honest, I never in my life thought that James was good looking. Like, I never understood how he pulled these girls. But when he was sitting in his apartment and like the camera was like below him and like his bones were like really chiseled in his face, I was like, you know what?

That is a handsome British man. It's until he opens his mouth that you're like, oh. Yeah. And also like he's always just come off as like this younger twerp on the show like and it's just he doesn't really seem like a serious a serious guy so you don't look at him in that way but I just watched what happens live was so enjoyable first of all like Lala is everything like first she looks so amazing she's really like she's not holding back anything I mean she alludes to like I still need to listen to all the podcast episodes but unfortunately there's no video so it's gonna

like take me a few months to get through everything um she alludes to like you know like these dark disgusting things that like happened in her relationship which I'm not entirely sure what that is and I don't think like that's stuff that she's even shared and there is like a line because you know for Ocean like I'm sure she's not gonna put a lot of stuff that stuff that she's even shared. And there is like a line because, you know, for Ocean, like I'm sure she's going to put a lot of stuff out there. But she's really like answering every question and just being so. By the way, she talked the talk and she's walking the fucking walk. And I think like for me, what I was most impressed with on Watch Robbins Live, like she was super

open about everything with Randall. But then she was also really open about the fact that like the way that she got together with randall when she looks back on it now it's like disgusting and she's like regretful and she like has you know feelings about randall's ex-wife because now that's her and i just thought like i don't know she talks a big game on the show like if this were me and i was sheena but she's doing it like she fucking walked out she's done zero she said her and randall communicate through an app and it's only about ocean they literally have not spoken since the day she left like she's doing the damn thing like you have to respect it i agree and also i feel

like she feels like she can't speak on anything else because like her situation is such a mess but it's like she has taken all of the advice that she gave to sheena like i don't see her people are like oh that didn't age well like considering like she's going through I don't see her as a hypocrite whatsoever I think she's someone who says one thing and does the same thing I completely agree she's even more justified now to judge other people right but I feel like they were asking her like some shady questions and she just felt like funny about even responding because it's like you know what she's in no place who am i the judge she said but i just i don't think that's really fair i feel like if she had acted

in a hypocritical way maybe that's the case but like everything she's done is everything she's told sheena or anyone else to do yeah so i think she needs to be a little easier on herself you know and basically from james he was basically like me and raquel are friends like there was nothing interesting there yeah i'm excited for the reunion though to see like they they'll obviously i feel like they're not really talking about james and raquel's breakup because that's a lot of the reunion stuff but it was really just they told everyone i do think i think that there's something going on between james and l. Because when they were asked the question, it wasn't out of the realm of the possibility. Like, they were both, like, kind of, like, laughing and like, yeah, you never know.

Which is, like, a crazy thing to say about your best friend if it's never going to happen. And also, Andy asked Lala if she's dating yet. And she said, I'm talking to some people, but I just don't feel right like taking time away from Ocean to go on a date with someone but like with James she doesn't have to do that so I feel like right now like they could be like hooking up I swear yeah but Lala's response which is 100% true like I don't think James is ready to be a stepdad that's like a major right no I don't think they're in a relationship at all and I don't think they're in a relationship at all. And I don't think they're going to be. They're just hooking up. But I think that they might be hooking up. Yeah.

I would love that for them. I really would. Like, it's not like she has to go out on a date and, you know, wine and dine with someone. Like, James comes over. They hang out. They have a good time. And like, maybe they're hooking up. No, and Ocean's just quietly sleeping in the next room.

Yeah. And like, they're not like trying to date or anything. They're just like trying to be there for each other. 100%. I think it's very healthy. I was really surprised. I would have thought that like, no, never. Like, they're just like trying to be there for each other 100 i think it's very healthy i was really surprised i i would have thought that like no never like they're just no they were like and it was all virtual last night but you could feel the chemistry between the screens like i swear no i agree that was a bummer that it was virtual because i would have loved to see them in the studio together lala looked amazing. She looked amazing. So happy for her. It was actually a pretty good

night of Vanderpump Rules. Next week is the season finale and I'm just so excited for James and Raquel to find out this moronic plan. Same. I'm glad Lala's I'm sure Lala will be dragged across the Twittersphere but it had to be done that she is going to tell them because it's wrong. It had to be done. That she is going to tell them because it's wrong. It had to be done. Also, there was like, I mean, so many other things happened, like the Randall meeting and the investing. Oh my God.

You know what? Like, I like was annoyed at Ariana for being late, but like shit happens. And like the way that everyone like days later was dragging her at the winery. It's like, oh my God, I can't be late once. Like I actually felt bad for her. I don't know. It's not like she was late because like she hit traffic and there was it was totally out of her control like she knew she had a meeting and then Tom also like tried to usurp her with his notary stuff and it's like that's true do it on your own time I would have been really

fucking pissed and I don't know what I would have done if this was like a real investor meeting on if this was a real investor meeting say like for you and I toast whatever and my husband like scheduled something that ultimately like was for his stuff and like I had this big meeting on the board like I would leave I would say reschedule your notary of course so I notaries this episode so many notaries the notary community getting representation so the sandwich shop is sounding better and better agreed i think but also um i thought charlie at the winery like she was being like so what no she was being so annoying like drinking everyone's last drink be like you whores it's like we're just having dinner in san diegnez it's a thursday night calm down the thing is like they're just all on different pages

like charlie's giving very much season one Vanderpump rules. And these are all like married people with kids. And it's just not the vibe. No, it's not the vibe at all. And it's like, read the room. And also, like, we have a long weekend ahead of us. I just thought she was being like so annoying. How annoying is that person who like every time you don't finish a drink is like, you

fucking pussy whore. Like, that person is me. So no, you're not.'re real you're not like if we were going on a weekend trip to a winery and this seems to be thursday night and it's gonna and i'm already drunk it's thursday night and it's gonna be a long weekend like that's just like welcome drinks and we're just whining and dining like she was just being so extra and it's like no that's that's totally me exhausted um no it's it's not it was just like you're on the wrong show you're here too late you're 10 years too late i'm sorry maybe you could go knock on

another door i don't know what shows are out there i agree but it was just like it was it was not for me but I think people like her yeah no she was growing on me and I thought the episode honestly was pretty good given like the off-camera drama the watch happens live I actually am really looking forward to the season finale which is like the first time I've looked looked forward to literally anything this season so it's all good yeah no it's good it'll be interesting to see where we go from here though like with next season and because this season I think overall is a was like a transitional yes time I can't imagine like it's gonna stay the same for next it's a business show it's literally like shark tank on bravo I don't think this season really like worked completely like overall I think they

pulled it out and now the stuff with like Lala randall james and raquel is like making it interesting but um they're gonna have to change something so i just wonder what it's gonna be yeah um but that's our show and somebody else's happy hump day everyone tomorrow's episode is our last of the week and it will be podcast only so make sure you check that out thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching this on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so that's spotify itunes stitcher public radio iheart radio cast box all the places so wherever you listen to podcasts find us the

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