The Toast - S5 Ep88: Kids At Heart: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022
Episode Date: July 6, 20221. Kim Kardashian Hits The Runway For Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week (Page Six) (19:08) 2. The Game Denise Dating '13 Going On 30' Stars Christa B. Allen After Kiss (Page Six) (23:14) 3.... Hayden Panettiere Reveals Addiction to Opioids and Alcohol (People) (27:35) 4. The Rise of #Gentleminions: Why Gen-Z Is Wearing Suits to See 'Minions: The Rise of Gru' (Page Six) (34:36) 5. Subway is Giving Out 1 Million Free Sandwiches to Celebrate Their Biggest Menu Challenge in Years. (People) (38:44) - Dear Toasters (deartoasters@gmail.com) (45:10) The Morning Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Hump Day!
It is Wednesday, so do not forget to hump someone you love immediately, if not sooner.
Okay, alert, alert. My Bryce pillow is missing.
Okay, you have a big-ass blanket. You think it's under that blanket somewhere? It definitely is.
You think Bryce is hiding in the blanket? That's so Bryce.
Or was there a Bryce snapping? Oh, okay.
There was not a Bryce snapping. Bryce is here. The Bryce and Streisand brothers are here to celebrate hump day as they always are
hump someone you love these pillows are a reminder that you have to hump someone you love at least
once a week just so you they don't forget that you love them and that the Streis brothers are
always with us thank you sound like they died but they're always with us don't worry Jackie
Bryce is always with you yeah but you could say to have someone who's just down the block. For sure, but it's definitely doesn't hit the same.
It's weird. No, it definitely feels weird, but it's Hamte, which always feels good. Always feels
a little too good. And you are looking so professional today. Do you have meetings,
meetings, meetings? Oh, I do have meetings, meetings, meetings. I was just actually really
inspired by a TikTok sound for this outfit. Okay.
Are you happy to be in Paris?
Oui.
That's me.
I'm so French.
Okay.
How are you French?
This shirt is giving Parisian for sure.
Right, but those buildings on your shirt are not French buildings.
Well, they're kind of like non-denominational.
I do believe one of them is the Burj Khalifa.
That's like the only one that looks recognizable.
But the other just look like big ass buildings.
Oh, it's just like a celebration of famous buildings.
Of architecture.
And I don't know, like the pink, like the silk, it's very just like casual French girly, you know.
Yes.
My loafers are so French.
The fries I had yesterday were even more French.
So I'm just happy to be in Paris.
I actually did have French fries last night.
Zach ordered McDonald's like late. We had a really
rough night because we low-key like got into a car accident. Oh my god yes are
you okay? I'm okay. We were in a cab and we like stopped short and fender-bendered
with the car in front of us. I hit my head on the partition and my leg so I
had to like stay up so late last night even though I was so tired. So as not to
be concussed. So as not to be concussed but I think I'm okay um but it was just jarring and then I got home and
like ordered pizza and Zach ordered McDonald's and it was just one of those we needed it okay so I
not to make literally everything about me but in high school one time I got to an end taxi fender
bender and I hit my head on the partition and I have to say there's literally nothing more humbling
on the planet than like whacking your forehead into the partition of a taxi yeah it was I was
already in a bad mood and then I was just in a worse mood and like we were just like what the
fuck also we were going down Park Avenue which you can't even drive that fast if you wanted to
so like I wasn't watching the car in front so I just don't I don't know whose fault it was but
it was so frustrating we just like got out of the cab and got into the one next door yeah continue down our way home I also
hit my leg which I think will bruise but I think we should um sue the city I'm feeling a little
litigious yeah and say what I hit my head on the partition it's really crazy how cab drivers drive
with no abandon whereas like uber drivers that. They could use a little more
abandon. Yeah, no, but, no, like, OG old school New York City yellow cab drivers, like, if I'm in an
emergency and I need to get to the hospital, like, I want that person to drive me. Like, they are
reckless, but in the city, like, there's really not, I mean, of course, like, bad things can happen to
anyone, but you're limited, kind of, by the space, the traffic you can't go that far you can't go that fast yeah unless you're on like one of the highways but
yeah in the city like proper it's usually fender bender like yeah so we got into a fender bender
yesterday so I had to stay up late I watched southern charm while I was waiting to fall
asleep I read my book which has been so good I read the worst book of all time and I just want
to say it so nobody ever reads it and Kenzie Elizabeth I put this one on you because I took it from you the heartbreak
book club or the broke girl the broke broke back book club it was horrendous I've actually never
given a book two stars because if it's that bad I usually don't finish it but like I was already
50% the way through and I'm like trying to read my reach my goal you know that's a two-star horrible yeah like I was embarrassed you know what I've noticed
I think books are more personal than comedy and even more personal than food because
you can like a lot of the same books as someone else but I don't think there's another person on
the planet who likes every single book that you like dislikes every book that you dislike and
feels exact type of way about all books as you feel.
It's so personal.
It is.
And actually.
We have similar tastes.
But we're not 100% on the Venn diagram.
They actually were talking about that in that atrocious book.
It's like just because you don't like a book doesn't mean it's bad.
Oh that's definitely true.
Yeah.
And I can read a book and be like I hate this book.
But I can see that it's probably a good book.
I can't see how anyone would like the book that I read.
Like, what book?
Jane Eyre.
That's the one I read.
No.
Yeah, Mr. Rochester.
That book I didn't enjoy, but I can tell you it's a good book.
Yeah.
I just don't understand how, like, classics become classics.
Because, like, The Odyssey, trash.
Stop.
Literal trash.
Stop.
Homer is quaking.
Don't do that to him. And you know what? Homer needs to be severely humbled because his books are trash. Stop. Literal trash. Stop. Homer is quaking. Don't do that to him.
And you know what?
Homer needs to be severely humbled because his books are trash.
Okay.
But you know what we were talking about?
Yes, I was actually going to bring that up.
Over the weekend, which we need to bring to the forefront.
It's a conversation privately that needs to be taken to the public.
We're taking our company public.
We were too young to be reading the classic books that we read in middle school, high school, and college
at the time that we read them, and we did not appreciate them, and we did not like them,
and we should not have been reading them.
Right, like what 15-year-old is really going to appreciate and understand Wuthering Heights?
Like, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, like all these iconic books that are iconic.
To Kill a Mockingbird, that's what brought up.
That's what brought up the conversation.
Yeah, I mean, Lord of the Flies.
Why the fuck were we reading that?
The Sun Also Rises. Romeo and Juliet. Why are we reading Ernest Hemingway when we're 14 we're never gonna like him at that
age and you're just setting us up for failure and bad associations like with books there should you
should enforce it when people are 30 honestly like there should be continued education for 30
year olds and like you need to put in your report card about how you've read at least one book this year and just another way that the school system has failed us yeah 100 it's just
too much why was i reading philip roth in high school no it's it's such a good question and one
that has literally no logical answer it's too much for these kids yeah but but we should be
reading those things now yeah of course but you also need a teacher to explain it to you.
You need, honestly, a podcast about a book club.
But like classics.
Yeah, I'm sure there is one.
Yeah.
That's a really smart thing.
100%.
That's like Drunk History.
Right.
Not that I've listened.
Never.
But it sounds pretty self-explanatory.
Sounds like a good idea.
Yeah. So it's Wednesday. I think it's going well for them, Drunk History. I think it is too. But it sounds pretty self-explanatory. Sounds like a good idea. Yeah.
So it's Wednesday.
I think it's going well for them, Drunk History.
I think it is, too.
I think they're set for life.
It's Wednesday, which means we have Dear Toasters.
So that's always exciting to kind of, you know, better the lives of our listeners, which
we are constantly doing.
And we've got the stories, which I know some of them.
Are storyful.
They're full of stories.
That's actually, that's actually that's
a really good way of putting it I like that I like the beat you know what have you been following um
the WNBA player who here and there yes it's like so sad and I was like wondering why nobody's
talking about it but then I was getting a bunch of DMs like we're not supposed to talk about it
why because like it's such a big deal and then like I don't think people in Russia like the
Russian government like know it's such a big deal and if then like I don't think people in Russia or like the Russian government like know it's such a big deal.
And if it is a big deal, she'll become like a pawn.
And like there's a whole podcast about it people are telling me.
Because it feels like people are not talking about it.
But I think it's intentional.
So like people are working on it.
But you don't want to draw attention to the fact of how big of a deal it is.
Because then they'll be like, oh, we're not giving her back.
Right.
But like the first photo of her like photographed going to her trial was released.
And it's so sad.
She looks so scared.
Yeah.
I saw that picture.
And I think I understand what you're trying to say.
I'm not articulating it right.
She'll be used as a political pawn.
Like, you want her back?
Just safely and quietly, let's get her out.
As opposed to making a big thing of it.
And then they're like, oh, you really want this girl back?
Well, we want this in return.
I think that's how politics work.
But it's just really sad. I've been thinking about it a lot you must be so scared
yeah like I watch locked up abroad do you have ever heard of it or seen it I've heard of it from
you and it's like people's um first-hand experiences and then it's like also dramatized
in like a really cringy like soap opera type of way um but it's their first-hand experience of
getting locked up abroad and you have like no access to like your family or like legal counsel
it's so scary so it just reminded me of that that show gives me nightmares. Do you watch Amanda
Knox documentary you know because if you're into being locked up abroad. The thing is about life
is like sometimes you get into things and sometimes you don't and I just kind of like
miss the wave on Amanda Knox like ask me any question about Amanda Knox. Aside from the fact that she's a girl. Okay. What country was Amanda Knox locked up in?
Where did it go down?
I think Italy.
Good.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
What was she accused of?
Try it.
Murder, obviously.
Of who?
Her roommate?
Yeah.
Oh.
I was going to say, or her boyfriend.
No.
Okay.
Wait.
Keep going.
Is Amanda Knox free today? today yeah she was on the
call her daddy podcast right yeah i know i knew that i knew that but you know you can do podcasts
from prison these days yeah okay you need a prisoner on the podcast next amanda knox question
like i like honestly you have you've got no i got it down no but like some people like
is the jury still out
technically on whether
she did it or not
like people think she did
people think she didn't
no I think everyone
like agrees that
she did not do it
oh and then she was
framed or what
yeah it was like
a situation where
she was interrogated
really intensely
in a country where
she didn't speak the language
and they had her
like she
bad situation
bad situation
and yeah no I don't think she did it yeah so like they're just certain like rabbit
holes people go down and I just totally miss the Amanda Knox thing well you were really young but
then she did resurface recently recently and the documentary on Netflix really brought it all up
again also like don't come for me I'm not like a big JonBenet me. I'm not, like, a big JonBenet girl. Like, I'm not really 100% sure what happened there either.
I mean, no one is.
That's the point.
But I mean, like, the story.
Like, I obviously know she died.
Yeah.
She was killed.
But beyond that, like, I've heard things, like, her brother.
I don't know.
People like to think it's the brother.
Who do you think did it?
I don't know.
I don't know. I used to, like, think maybe the brother. But I don't know. I don't know.
I used to like think maybe the brother, but I don't know.
Yeah.
So like those are just like two major like true crime like things that people love to
discuss that I have limited knowledge on.
Yeah.
And every few years like something comes up like someone in prison admitted to killing
JonBenet.
Oh my God.
Really?
Yeah.
Or like they think.
But they probably just say that for attention.
Yeah.
They think they figured it out.
Got it.
There's always like a new documentary with the same information.
Yes.
Yes.
So yeah, I didn't really like invest in those rabbit holes.
But if you want to talk celebrity documentaries, I could.
I could talk endlessly.
We know.
We know that you could.
Have you watched Halftime yet?
No, I haven't.
Because every time I've like been scrolling Netflix, the person I'm with is like absolutely
not.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm like, oh, should we watch Halftime?
No.
It just hasn't been your time. My time not come that's my halftime has not
come that's fine but I do plan on watching it because you know I love a good celebrity
documentary I have so many things to watch I actually need to start writing everything down
I'm becoming one of these people who has like so many things in my head and you know what I
actually need but I won't get one an Alexa so that I could like when I have a thought be like Alexa
remind me to send out thank you cards. Okay.
And now your Alexa is going to remind you.
Yes that sounds like a good idea but like Alexa is a wench and she's not helpful and she'll just like tell you the reminder like when you don't fucking need it. I know but I just need her to like I need someone to just transcribe things as I say them.
Maybe that's not Alexa.
Maybe you should just start walking around with a pen and paper like Harriet the Spy.
Literally.
And it's like, I don't want to write a note on my phone.
I hate that.
That's what you do on my phone.
Today I was actually going to.
In your planner.
Just jot it down.
I forget what it was already.
You're literally Olivia Benson, like writing down facts.
No, it's crazy.
It's such like a parent thing.
And by the way, I agree with you on making to-do lists.
Oh, it was something I needed to order on Amazon.
To-do lists on your notes app are useless.
You're never going to do them.
No, it was something I needed to order on Amazon.
Postnatal pills, we got back to it.
I could have told Alexa to order them.
Can you?
Yeah, Alexa, order my postnatal pills.
Okay.
Okay, but people might be listening to this podcast out loud.
Alexa, stop order.
Stop.
Alexa, play Toast by Claudia Oshry.
Alexa shouldn't have the authority to just hear that and like
you're purchased and done like she needs to confirm the address like which brand she's a
wench like she's literally not helpful to anyone ever yeah and now she wants to be your grandma
yeah and you know you could play do you remember that game i feel like i maybe said this on the
podcast already remember that game i used to play it in high school called akinator no okay so's kind of like this magic genie, like 20 questions type of thing where like you'll
think of a person in your head, either a celebrity, a fictional character, a politician, like somebody
well-known and she'll ask you questions. Not she. Akinator will ask you questions like, is it a boy?
Are they in movies? And she'll try to whittle down exactly who you're thinking of. Okay. Do you want
to play for a second? Oh, I actually do know what you're...
Okay.
So do you know you could play that game on Alexa?
Okay.
I sat in my bathroom for 45 minutes trying to get her to guess me,
and I didn't come up.
Like, I was devastated.
But I have come up on Akinator one time.
She obviously hasn't expanded her portfolio to digital stars,
and that's on her.
No, but the thing is, she has.
Because it's like, is who you're thinking of a YouTuber or a gamer?
You know, like, she's in the digital space.'s in what did she did could she do an instagrammer yes i think the
youtube question really fucked me up because like are we youtubers we literally live stream on
youtube every day yeah we're not yeah no we're not like we don't even have a hundred thousand
youtuber right right right right right okay but not you so yeah that's why i hate alexa
okay and she pronounces my name like off when she
like plays my songs Austri there's no t no literally Alexa get a dictionary go back to school
I fucking hate Alexa like she's my nemesis so anyways I'm not getting one but I've really
been feeling a need for one recently you don't need need one. No. It's good to play music.
That's literally the only thing.
Yeah.
I just need like a lot of hands-free things and whatever.
You're hands-free girly.
I guess I'll just keep forgetting to order my postnatal pills.
Order them right now.
No, no, no.
Is that because of your hair?
No, it's like just everything.
God, will it help the hair?
No.
Oh.
Over the weekend, I saw Jackie pull out literal clumps of her hair I've never been
so shocked in my life every time I go to do a ponytail and I just like go like that I get so
much hair in my hand it's really sad isn't it it is I mean thank god you have so much hair left but
it's sad I know it's really like my ponytail always has so much hair my shower drain oh I
can imagine very sad very sad just par for the course baby Bebe Tings. Bebe Tings.
So.
Without further ado.
Yeah.
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Okay, let's get into the stories because first up, Kim Kardashian is shaking up Paris Fashion
Week.
She hit the runway for Balenciaga at their Paris Fashion Week show alongside some other
really big names like Nicole Kidman, Dua Lipa, Naomi Campbell, and Christine Quinn.
I want to see Christine.
I just saw Christine but she's been like wearing Balenciaga so everywhere so it makes sense and we need to
break this down piece by piece obviously the Kim piece is the biggest piece a piece for
Gretchen Wieners a partial spring fling queen literally um okay obviously this is not a surprise
because Kim has been Balenciaga girly for a couple months now. I do find it surprising that Kim has never walked in a show before, like let alone, like
not even like before when she was like a Sears girly.
Not even like Sherry Hill.
Yeah, right.
So I was just surprised that this was the first time.
And of course, like if you're going to do it, do it right.
Balenciaga.
Now, a lot of people are making fun of her walk that it's giving Ramona Singer in her
eyes.
And I can't lie.
When I did see the video of her, walk that it's giving Ramona Singer in her eyes. And I can't lie.
When I did see the video of her, my mind did go to Ramona as well.
But in defense of Kim, which is an alternate title for this podcast.
Yeah.
Working title.
I feel like she was set up in a sense.
It wasn't a runway show.
It was literally like a living room of a hotel.
Like a presentation.
Right.
With like these weird curves. There wasn't like a long runway to strut you couldn't strut your stuff
and it wasn't the typical model walk like when we think of model walks and how they've all perfected
their walks over the years boom hips hips shoulders shoulders eyes yes icon it wasn't that it was like
a saunter it was like the wendy you know what it was like it was like in mad men when or um in
downton when lady mary goeson when Lady Mary goes into.
The fashion shows.
Goes into London to go to a presentation and get clothes for the season.
And they're just like sauntering around the room.
Jackie, that's the book Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris.
Showing off the clothes.
Come to read it.
And maybe that's the vibe they were trying to emulate.
But for it to be your first runway show and it's not really a runway.
There was no runway.
You have to like just like walk and saunter.
And then people are like, this isn't a runway.
Walk and she's like, yeah, I know. And Nicole Kidman,, this isn't a runway walk. And she's like, yeah, I know.
And Nicole Kidman, who's also not a model, like, was also looking, like, a little weird. Just because it's not a typical runway.
All of the non-models were.
Yet, the models found a way to understand the assignment.
Of course.
And Naomi Campbell, like, wearing the biggest dress of all time, like, managed to do it perfectly.
But that's why she's Naomi Campbell.
Right.
So, runway walk aside.
Kim walking in a major couture fashion show what
do you think I personally and we were talking about this yesterday like when something's a big
deal I don't register that it's a big deal until months later but to me this is giving like SNL
where I'm sure it's going to be like a 10 episode storyline on the Kardashians because it's like the
biggest deal ever and it's like well duh she's been wearing Balenciaga now she's gonna walk in the show amongst other Balenciaga celebrities like
what's the big deal yeah when there were like rumors that she was gonna walk and I was like
really excited for it um and I just expected a little bit more from Balenciaga like it wasn't
giving like big show glamour it was just like kind of like indie and like boutique if you know what
I mean yeah and I just thought like for Kim's debut they should have like done like like when you see the Chanel shows they're literally at these enormous stadiums like
I don't know it just felt like a little underwhelming not on Kim's part at all just
like on the setting Balenciaga put her in yeah but maybe it was that's the point like the contrast
to be like demure yeah like I get it fashion always has to be like making a statement or
whatever but give this bitch a big ass runway okay yeah I just know Kim's probably made like a really big deal of this in her end
it's like you're a bigger deal you're a bigger that's what I mean about SNL you're a bigger deal
yes I did love seeing Nicole Kidman because she has a very very special permanent place in my
heart and Keith Urban was in the audience so that's just what dreams are made of yeah it was
nice it was nice Kim is in Paris
just like being iconic.
North is with her.
Mm-hmm.
North is like
turning out looks.
Like North is officially
like of age.
Her braces are off.
Mm-hmm.
And she's like looking
like everything of the sort.
Yeah, no.
She's a style icon
for sure.
In the making.
For sure.
For sure.
Well, that was fun
to wake up to this morning.
It was.
I love being on like different time, you know?
Yeah.
Because then I wake up and it already happened in Paris
and I don't have to wait for the content.
I'm an impatient girly.
We know that.
Yes.
Are you ready for our next story, which you're going to explain to me?
Yeah.
The game denies dating 13 going on 30 actress Krista B. Allen after Kiss.
I'm obsessed with this story.
Okay.
So the game shut down rumors
that he is dating 13 going on 30 actress
after they shared a steamy kiss
in a video posted on TikTok.
He said, Krista and I have mutual friends.
She attended my 4th of July party
and I hopped on her TikTok.
She's a beautiful woman,
but we're not dating.
In the video,
she is seen looking down in the dumps
while resting with her dog
as she tells her viewers,
what's up guys?
I absolutely can't take it anymore
when you just broke up, but you just broke up okay smirk emoji so it's like this dumb trend where
it's like whatever she was like oh we just broke up then like there's a thing of them kissing like
we just broke up like it's a really dumb trend that I don't even understand but people were
quaking and so she's really interesting because obviously she's a 13 going on 30 girl but
she's like big on tiktok yes i've seen her her stuff she obviously leans into the 13 going on 30
stuff but she's like more lifestyle creator she's a really a good creator yeah premium content a
little bit of comedy yeah she does it all yeah she does she sometimes she dresses up in the jenna
rink dress she embraces the thing that made her famous she's doing a great job yeah um however this video people
were quaking because whatever it was like a harmless video but then people were like is that
the game the man responsible for jam by kim kardashian west well sorry not west um and so
people were like oh wow she's dating the game like who knew then he says he wasn't dating her
so now the question is like is she making it up or were
they in on this joke together well she can't make anything up when he's there kissing her too
you know it's not like she said something right it wasn't kiss on the lips too I think that it was
like just a tiktok video prank prank and there's nothing more nothing less I hate when people like
take advantage of my time and my energy yeah Yeah. Because you were probably down at the docks,
like getting your ships ready.
Not really.
Actually.
I just thought this was an interesting fact.
Right.
When two people from the different corners of pop culture meet in the
middle.
Yeah.
It was like,
where did these two even meet 13 going on 30 girl in the game?
Hollywood,
you know,
anything's possible when you run with a fabulous circle of people.
A hundred percent.
So that's cute.
But they're not dating, so question mark.
But if they were, that would be nice.
That would be nice.
Was she in the show Revenge?
I never watched it.
Oh my God, really?
Yeah, no, that was like a you and Olivia thing.
First of all, such a good show.
Second of all, iconic couple came out of it.
I believe they're still together, Daniel and Emily. And three, I believe she played Victoria's daughter and it was
just like crazy to see. That's like a role, it was like a dream role, but it was
also like a career-ending role because you can never be anything other than
Jenna Rink.
No, but like here's the thing. Plenty of people play iconic things all
the time and continue to do other iconic things. It's just like about momentum,
you know, and what you do next. And so if she was just forever 13 going on 30, then that's on her. But she's, it seems like she's
got it going on. You know, I don't know if we spoke about this, but there was a question posed
on TikTok about the ending of 13 going on 30 and what it really meant. Okay. And there was a
confusion as to whether, okay, what do you think happened at the end of 13 going on 30? Like she righted her life. She goes back. She goes back. She chooses Maddie and
then they walk out and they're 30 and they're married. Right so it's like does
she take him back to being 30 and they just get married or do they grow up
together and then eventually get married? That was the question. I think it's like
she fixed that one thing.
So it fixed like her whole life in another dimension.
And then she's able to.
Yeah.
But like when she got back to the basement, did she then go back in the closet with Maddie?
Bang against the shelf and get transported with Maddie and then get married?
No.
She probably lived the rest of her life knowing Maddie was one for her.
Yeah. No, she probably lived the rest of her life knowing Maddie was one for her. Yeah, like she corrected the last 17 years.
By living through them.
By making that different choice.
But then also living through them.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
And then results in when she's 30.
It's kind of like a psychological thriller if you think about it.
Yeah, no, it's like sci-fi.
Yeah, it's giving Shutter Island. Yeah. No, that's a good question. You really can't think about it you know it's it's like sci-fi yeah it's giving shelter shutter
island yeah no that's a good question you really can't think about it it made my head hurt but no
it's really tough that might have also been the fender bender are you ready for our next story
yeah hayden penitier is on the cover of people magazine and she's opening up and revealing her
addiction to opioids and alcohol she says i was in a cycle of self-destruction.
For the first time, Hayden Panettiere is opening up about a secret addiction to opioids and alcohol that nearly cost her her career and her life.
She said, quote, I was on top of the world and I ruined it, the former Nashville star says in the new issue of People.
She spent years battling her addiction as well as a devastating bout with postpartum depression.
Quote, I think I hit rock bottom, but then there's that trap door that opens eventually uh she was determined to get help she
said i put a lot of work into myself and i had to be willing to be incredibly honest she underwent
both trauma therapy and inpatient treatment within the last year now she's returned to set
to reprise her fan favorite character in the next screen film scream film and she's
pouring her heart into her work along with her charity she said this hasn't been easy and there
were a lot of ups and downs but I don't regret even the ugliest things that have happened to me
I feel incredibly accomplished and I feel like I have a second chance I love Hayden Panettiere with
like every fiber of my being of course Nashville Raising Helen she was an iconic child actress and
then teen Bring It On two with Solange Knowles
and it does feel like at one point what that was three oh those three sorry yeah everyone forgot
about two yeah yeah Jets and the Sharks no no that's like five oh wow okay two was really weird
and it was like bring it on for college got it okay bring it on three with Solange and Hayden
Pantier like was good so good even though I think like if we would watch it now no no we would find
it like hella
problematic oh perhaps like sometimes it gets served on tiktok clips from that movie and it's
like really not okay but i remember as kids we like loved it and now i'm watching them like this
is beyond uncomfortable like it's really cringy like it's like it's like racist like blatantly
racist what do you see on tiktok like just these clips of like when she goes to a new school that's
predominantly black and like her friends are so her old friends are like so fucking racist like
it's actually like not an okay movie yeah and like the fact that like as kids everyone loved it and
we all just watch it i was like this is not okay yeah it's really problematic it's very true but
i digress it did feel like hayden panettiere was on this trajectory and then it just kind of like
fell flat after Nashville.
And so the fact that she was struggling so much like in her personal life tracks.
Yeah.
But I know what she means when she says like I was on top of the world like she couldn't
she couldn't play a bad role like no killing it.
Yeah.
And even in Nashville she was struggling already with like addiction.
But she said like the saving grace of that was that she had to be like okay on set so it forced her to get it together get it together in those moments but her character
mirrored so much of her actual life like first of all she was a troubled country singer right
then when Hayden got pregnant her character got pregnant her character also struggled with
postpartum depression so I think it was probably like an interesting vehicle to like channel
all of her like energy and her demons.
And I think maybe it helped, but also not enough.
You know, that reminds me of Josh Peck's book
when he was like, had a crazy addiction
for like years and years and years.
And the roles where he had to play
like someone who had his life together,
like he's like, I was horrible.
Then the roles where I was playing
like someone whose life was a mess,
like I was actually doing amazing.
Yeah. So that makes sense. And I just, I I really I wish the best for Hayden Panettiere like I just I feel connected to her because so many of the movies that we watched as kids she
was in as like a teenager um and I just love her and it's been sad to see you know her personal
life kind of blow up in recent years I just a month ago saw this crazy ass video of her and her like boyfriend
or fiance or whatever
getting into a physical altercation
like for 30 minutes
in the middle of the street
outside a restaurant.
So it's been like sad to watch that.
So I'd love to hear.
I love a good People magazine
like positive cover.
Yeah.
Like if you look at the photos.
Oh, she's gorgeous.
She looks like she's turning a new leaf.
She's sitting down
for like video interview.
Good.
I really,
there are a few people in this
world like I genuinely like wish the best for and she's one of them like I just hope that
I hope that she's okay yeah I agree and I hope that they should bring back Nashville I really
do and then she could play like the Reina James character you know and I do believe like that
ship has sailed like I'm sorry I don't know there's so much love for Nashville like there is
forever there was love then even when it was canceled on ABC like CMT picked it up
because there was so much love.
I think now people rewatch it
on streaming services
all the time.
Yes.
I rewatched it recently.
Holds up.
It's so good.
If you're looking for something
to rewatch, Nashville.
If you're looking for something
to rewatch, GCB.
No.
That's a frustrating rewatch
because there's only one season.
But then it'll make you realize
how depraved the world
we live in is
because GCB wasn't taken for another season.
But that's not what I want to get
in my re-watching of a show.
Like, I want a full experience.
I don't want to be angry.
I want to enjoy it.
I wouldn't say go and watch that.
I would say Nashville.
I would say Desperate Housewives.
I would say Mad Men.
ABC, like, for a while,
was the premier, like, soap opera network soap opera network creator they were just churning
out they still do a good job more sitcoms though like 30 minutes but back in the day was like hour
long soap operas Desperate Housewives obviously comes to mind remember Family Brothers and Sisters
I was always on after Desperate Housewives never watch it no me neither but people loved it it was
on for a while Grey's Anatomy of course it was like a a good 10 years where ABC was like premium
yeah but now that's like what Netflix
does. Right, right, right, right.
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So in the last minute swap, I swapped out the next story
because I saw something more interesting on the sidebar.
And I want you to explain it to me because it sounds so cute.
The rise of hashtag gentle minions. why Gen Z is wearing suits no go back to the story minions
I've seen it I have literally no fucking idea but I love it no like minions the new movie is like
taking the world by storm that's all I know the rise of grew finally hit the big screen after
years of postponements due to the pandemic and now audience are showing out in full force but
some individuals are coming in suits do you remember when you went to see beauty and the beast with zach and you
showed up in a yellow bell dress i do i do you are funny i am so funny okay honestly i don't know
anything about this story no but there's nothing to know what do we swap it out for like that
million dollar listing new york is on pause at bravo oh i thought that was interesting that's
the story it's on pause is that interesting i feel I thought that was interesting. That's the story. It's on pause. Is that interesting?
I feel like Bravo's in, like, a weird place.
Yeah, and they're, like, competing with themselves over at Peacock.
Yes!
And it's really weird.
And honestly, like, these new housewives,
like, I'm getting fatigued.
Ultimate Girls trip.
I have, like, no interest in watching Dubai.
And I love housewives.
Yeah.
And where the fuck is the new season of Potomac?
Like, what is going on?
Yeah.
Okay, so I guess
we spoke about that so that's Million Dollar Listing is on pause um at Bravo and also people
are wearing suits to go see Minions movie which I just love yeah no like there's so many dumb
trends on TikTok like truly dumb and this is something that's actually bettering society like
if people started wearing suits to the movies that's so sweet no because you know what it really you know what it says you know we're all just kids you know
like we're all just how so no that's not the right phrase sorry like there's a child in all of us you
know yeah no that's a lovely bringing that out that's a lovely message but how does wearing a
suit signify that there's a child in all of us? It's a fucking cartoon. Movie's for kids.
Gru and the Minions, it's for children.
Right, right.
So how is people wearing suits to the movie?
Getting excited about a children's movie because we're all just kids at heart.
Are you not following?
I don't feel like what I'm saying is that crazy.
I'm not following.
Okay, let's start from the beginning.
Okay, so just to remind you, Gen Z are wearing suits.
They're teenagers, adult kids.
Gen Z's are like 18, 19.
Adult kids are wearing suits to see the Despicable Me spinoff movie called Minions.
They're getting so excited about a movie that's literally made for six-year-olds
that they're going to the theater, they're putting on costumes,
because at the end of the day, we're all kids at heart.
I don't feel like what I'm saying is that fucking crazy.
That's fine.
I'll accept it. What are you understanding? You convinced me. Because when I see a suit, I don't feel like what I'm saying is that fucking crazy. That's fine. I'll accept it.
What's wrong? What aren't you understanding? You convinced me because when I see a suit I don't think
kid but you're saying they're wearing costumes like a kid would. Oh oh yeah like oh sorry okay
now I understand. They're wearing like suit and tie. Yeah to dress up as Gru I think. Oh yes you're
right. Yeah they're dressing up as one of the characters. He's like the minion guy. Yeah, the guy, the big one. Yeah, Gru. He's like the...
The minion guy.
He's the counselor of the minion.
So, yes.
Okay, sorry.
They're not getting dressed up like for a black tie affair.
They're getting dressed up because that's what the guy wears.
They're like, it's a costume.
Got it.
Okay, now I understand.
I'm glad we spoke about that.
I'm glad we spoke about it because I think a lot of people are coming from my point of
view of like, what does Gru wear?
Well, when you said suit, I thought you also meant like a Minions suit,
like a yellow costume.
Yeah, no, that would make more sense.
But no, they're going in formal suits.
And Universal Pictures actually tweeted to everyone showing up to Minions in suits,
we see you and we love you.
Okay, now I'm like kind of doubting like my children at heart thing.
No, I think you're right.
They're dressing as Gru.
If Gru wore, you know, panda shoes like Kim Kardashian, like my children no i think no i think you're right they're dressing as grew if grew wore you
know suspenders panda shoes like kim kardashian they would show up in those yeah okay so we're
all just kids at heart is what you're saying yes that's what i'm saying cool cool cool cool
we are all just kids at heart are you ready for our fifth and final story the final story The Final Story.
It's The Final Story.
Aren't we all just kids at heart?
And that's our magic number.
Great.
Our fifth and final story is some exciting news from Subway Sandwiches.
They're giving out 1 million free sandwiches to celebrate their biggest menu change in years.
That's so funny.
Like, literally, no.
Like, we're not, we're good.
We don't want your disgusting sandwiches.
Keep your sandwiches. Jimmy John's should do it.
People actually like those sandwiches.
Keep your sandwiches.
It's been a while since we talked about Subway.
And it's always a fun topic of conversation.
And if we're also talking about sandwiches,
I would love to talk about the sandwich that Kylie made for Travis.
Oh, I didn't see.
Hold on.
You didn't see?
On Stories?
Yeah, she was making subs at home yesterday.
And they looked fire flames.
One thing about me is I'm not going to eat a sub.
I think it's literally disgusting.
No, but like if Kylie made you a sub, you would eat it, yeah?
If Kylie made me do it on a plate, I would lick it clean.
Put that on Canva Pro. New merch. there yeah if Kylie made me do it on a plate I would look clean new merch if Kylie made me oh wow this does look good if Kylie made me do it on a plate I would look okay so it looks like there's pepperoni ew chicken ew these literally look disgusting like
so much mayo turkey there. There was turkey.
The bread looks good.
And she has a Coca-Cola in a glass bottle, which is.
The sandwich that she made for herself.
It's like a turkey sub.
Oh, this one looks better.
Yeah.
I still wouldn't eat it if you paid me $6 million.
But you would eat 2D?
Yeah.
If it came from Kylie's ass, for sure.
Okay, sorry.
Kylie made a sandwich, but every story is like two pronged today.
On Tuesday, Subway sandwiches announced.
My God, there's literally a motorcyclist outside.
Motorcyclist for Subway?
No.
On Tuesday, the sandwich franchise announced the Subway series,
which is a menu revamp of 12 new sandwiches.
The recently unveiled menu items all have unique names and numbers,
which can make ordering faster and easier.
Just like throwback to the Subway series.'t remember this yes you do when the world series was first the yankees
and the mets when we were kids and they called it the subway series because all you had to do was
take the subway to get there okay i'm about to blow your mind whenever the mets and the yankees
play each other they call it the subway series right yeah but how is it a series if it's not
the world series because you play in baseball
you play each team seven times seven games right in a row no five or whatever no that's not true
no literally every time you play a team you play five games yeah right there's no fucking way that
that's true i remember the first time i heard it i'm like that's moronic um but yeah that's why
every game is called a series like that is incredulous not to be believed
no it's 100 true we need confirmation like ben told me that one time and i'm like that is so
dumb three games you play three games so it's a series right so anytime the mets and the yankees
play it's called the subway series i like my theory better it was the world series 1999
was it mets versus yankees all the fans just took the Subway to get from stadium to
stadium. And they do that too anytime that the Yankees and the Mets play. Yet it's not a series
if it ain't the World Series. Wrong again but continue. Well now we have the Subway series from
Subway which include four new categories starting with cheesesteaks which include the Philly
cheesesteak. Have they always had a cheesesteak? I don't know but honestly this meatball sub looks good. Like I know it's disgusting. Okay. But if this if I made this
like with kosher turkey meatballs on a sub you know. Jackie one thing about me is I fuck heavily
with a meatball sub. Yeah. I know what the best ironically meatball sub I've ever had in my life
was. From CPT. The one at Fat Camp. But it's also kind of like the only meatball sub I've ever had.
Also true. I think we need to like go to likehmm. But it's also kind of like the only meatball sub I've ever had. Also true.
I think we need to like go to like an old Italian like actual deli and go get a meatball
sub.
I know, but it needs to be kosher.
Oh, but it's not kosher.
All right.
If you, actually, I know a guy.
There's gotta be a.
Jackie, I know a guy.
Okay.
Actually, Ben knows a guy.
I know he can make me a kosher meatball sub.
Your husband could also make you a kosher meatball sub.
No, but Ben's not Italian.
Like I need authentic.
Jackie, I need bonnui.
Got it. Look, I need authentic. Jackie, I need bonnui. Got it.
Look at these fresh subs.
So they're giving away a million dollars or a million free?
A million sandwiches to celebrate the unveiling of the new menu.
To who?
Their people.
Like, I get it.
That's a nice campaign.
But, like, why don't you give a million sandwiches to, I don't know,
like, people who actually need it? Well, if you need it, you can stop in from 10 a.m to 12 p.m at
participating restaurants to grab a free sandwich that's a two-hour window like that's okay well i
guess that's actually nice that is nice but like now now you know spread the word right like 10 a.m
to 2 p.m how are we gonna get this information to people who actually need it yeah i don't know
okay i take back every bad thing I've said about Subway.
That's actually pretty cool.
This podcast.
This podcast.
Spread the word.
That's actually extremely cool.
Except I take back everything except for about the smell.
The stands.
The smell stands.
Yeah.
Even though like there are people who actually like like it and like want to like bottle
it.
There are sick people in the world.
Yeah.
We know this.
And there's also like the weird thing about Subway is like you get a sandwich and they
like wrap it up for you to go,
and they put it in, like, this little bag.
It's like a sandwich bag with, like, handles.
Have you seen it?
That's cute.
Like a little lunchbox.
It's kind of, like, really, like, creative.
And I appreciate the ingenuity.
I do appreciate ingenuity.
Constantly.
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All right, dear toasters, first up.
Hello, Jackson Claude.
Hi.
My sister, sister-in-law, and myself
are huge toasters,
and we've got quite the conundrum
that we thought you guys
might be able to help us with.
Okay, let's go.
We love like a sister-steamy moment.
Yeah.
Our brother just started dating a girl
who is definitely, oh my God. It's okay. Do you want me to steamy moment. Yeah. Our brother just started dating a girl who is definitely.
Oh my God.
It's okay.
Do you want me to read that?
No.
Because I want to like better myself with better help.
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Because like I need to challenge my.
I definitely.
I've learned from dear toasters.
I have some form of dyslexia.
No.
There's a word for what we were talking about.
Where you like.
Get ahead of the sentence.
Yeah.
But why don't you slow down.
Our brother just started
dating a girl who everyone is starting to meet individually and we have all come back with the
same opinion she's great she really is beautiful stunning and smart why are you writing in right
she's beautiful stunning and smart and definitely makes our brother extremely happy however their
pda is out of control like i get that they're in their early days but it's uncomfortable to be
around hanging on each other in a public pool,
kissing in front of my parents
for the first time they met her,
can't keep their hands off of each other,
to where I can't even get a word in.
Kissing more than I've ever seen my sister
even kiss her husband.
It's aggressive,
and it's all been on the first time we've all met her.
So what do we do?
Do we just deal with it because our brother seems happy
and hope that it calms down after the honeymoon phase ends?
Or do we have someone say something to him
so they cool it? We've never seen our brother in a relationship like this
so it's new for all of us for reference they're in their 30s and i promise to update you guys with
the first full family weekend sincerely sisters against pda i would say that more often than not
this problem will work itself out because it really is like a honeymoon station and a lot of
people don't you and zach right we're unbearable it was
like one time but yes in the beginning which time are you thinking about new year's eve yeah oh my
god you guys are so annoying more pda and like now normal normal yeah no definitely don't say
anything because there's literally nothing wrong but there are couples like courtney and travis
that are not going to stop ever so i would say to give it the time to work itself out you know time
heals all
yeah there's a chance that it won't but I think that it will this is very very normal no Travis
and Courtney are like the exception to the rule agreed they're the outlier I don't think we should
reference them as an example because for the most part like and if your brother seems so happy and
you've never seen them in a relationship like this it's a really small price for you to pay
for your brother's happiness and you guys really have to like back off yeah no I think it'll it'll calm down on its own just look away while it's happening yeah and just like
go into the other room yeah all right next up that was that wasn't too bad no no good morning
Jackson Claude good morning first off love you girlies so much and as a stay-at-home mom you
are my lifeline during the day now I have a conundrum I'm hoping you can help me with. Here it is. My mom's breath stinks.
I'm pretty sure there's a rotten tooth situation going on in there and when she opens her mouth,
it smells like ass. Like one of the worst smells that me, my husband, and my sisters and their
spouses have ever experienced. My mom is single and she wants to date but i can't imagine any first date going further after they smell her breath i would have
pulled her aside by now and said something but she's very very sensitive girls it's getting to
the point where my husband almost threw up when he went in to hug her what should i do should i
just tell her that her breath is rank in a nice way and hope she doesn't get too offended it's
been this way for over a year now and it's getting worse and worse please help if you read this i
promise i will update sincerely a toaster in a stinky situation I mean this is
giving Ted Lasso yeah who had bad breath uh the meat what's that guy's the really angry one who's
with dating Kelly now Roy Roy's um niece yes and they it's a tooth situation and she just has to
go to the doctor yeah okay so you're doing your mom a disservice by not telling her by the way
yeah because it's a new thing and it clearly smells like something's wrong so I would say very kindly
I know she's sensitive so I wouldn't use words like rank yeah but just you could say like mom
I think your breath has changed like over the last year and it's it doesn't smell good and I think
you should like go to the dentist or something just to make sure that everything's okay and also
if everything is okay like I know you want to date soon like Listerine gum I think you can say it in a nice
way alone like don't embarrass her and I wouldn't say for the last year because then she'd be like
why didn't you tell me just be like the last couple times say recently yeah like the last
couple times we've been together I've just like noticed this like smell I think you might have
like a decaying tooth you should just go to the dentist because like you don't want to start
dating with that like yeah make it not serious don't sit her down not a big deal but you don't do it in front of other people
yeah not a group like not you and your siblings just you or one of the siblings whoever you think
like has the easiest delivery like if if it was our family like no one would suggest me no like
so know who the person in the family is who's like the right person for the job but you're doing your
mom a disservice by not telling her and talking about it behind her back like writing into a podcast and telling the
whole world yeah like just tell your mom like it's something it's not like something she can
control it's not like she's not brushing her teeth like yeah and she has poor hygiene that's
different it's something she can't control go to the dentist like the doctor said on ted lasso it's
like so not a big deal yeah like some a little medicine and probably like a cavity or whatever
yeah pull the tooth out just tell her tell her. You're not helping her.
Mm-hmm.
All right, next up.
Third and final.
Hello, ladies.
I could start this and go on and on
about how much I love you,
but I've heard you loud and clear
and we must save time.
LOL.
Backstory.
My sister and I are very close
and so are our husbands.
Reminds me of your relationship
with each other's husbands.
Cute.
And they feel like brothers.
Anyway, I had someone close to me
recently bring to my attention
that my sister is having an affair
with proof and receipts. I shook first of all wow what a good liar second i want to cry every
time i think of her husband like what the fuck he's an absolute p-jump i can't even believe it
what would you do if you found out that jackie or claudia was having an affair obviously their
sister code but when you feel bad for zach or ben i definitely want to confront her but if she
doesn't come clean to her husband i will die help oh okay I'm gonna approach this from what would we do I would
literally never tell Zach in my life no I would go straight to you and be like why didn't you
tell me what are you doing no but I would be like you need to end it because now other people know
like I don't know how this sister found out but like it's going around yeah I would like try to
understand like what is going on in your world.
And try and help you get back on the right path.
That's what I would do.
Yeah.
And it's nice that you have this loyalty to your brother-in-law.
But your loyalty.
Your loyalty goes to your sister.
And you should definitely tell her that you found out.
Because that means other people know.
And if your sister's husband finds out from other people.
And not your sister like that's
horrible so if you really want to protect your brother-in-law you have to make your sister
come clean right or like end it yeah right or end her marriage like whatever she wants to do but she
can't do this no because like if you found out it's not that far off that he might find out soon
and that's terrible yeah yeah yeah that's crazy crazy oh my god I would be so mad if you had an affair and
didn't tell me no and like I would be so mad I'd find out from someone else like probably in my
dms it would be like yeah Claudia was spot I would be so mad if I had an affair and like you cared
about Ben and not me like I'm obviously going through something too a hundred percent but um
no not having an affair but damn wow those were some good ones thank you guys for writing in
yeah everyone really you know opened a vein today yeah but I do feel like everyone's situations are
manageable and I feel really good about that last one like I don't know if it was me last week or
the deer toasters but I was stumped yeah they were real like moral dilemmas yeah but that's what we
do here we pose moral questions and we sit in them it's true we sit a lot a lot here um so that was your toasters
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I have like, Breaking Bread has literally all the followers on the platform and I have
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