The Toast - S5 Ep88: Kids At Heart: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

1. Kim Kardashian Hits The Runway For Balenciaga at Paris Fashion Week (Page Six) (19:08)  2. The Game Denise Dating '13 Going On 30' Stars Christa B. Allen After Kiss (Page Six) (23:14)  3.... Hayden Panettiere Reveals Addiction to Opioids and Alcohol (People) (27:35)  4. The Rise of #Gentleminions: Why Gen-Z Is Wearing Suits to See 'Minions: The Rise of Gru' (Page Six) (34:36)  5. Subway is Giving Out 1 Million Free Sandwiches to Celebrate Their Biggest Menu Challenge in Years. (People) (38:44)  - Dear Toasters (deartoasters@gmail.com) (45:10)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Hump Day! It is Wednesday, so do not forget to hump someone you love immediately, if not sooner. Okay, alert, alert. My Bryce pillow is missing. Okay, you have a big-ass blanket. You think it's under that blanket somewhere? It definitely is. You think Bryce is hiding in the blanket? That's so Bryce. Or was there a Bryce snapping? Oh, okay. There was not a Bryce snapping. Bryce is here. The Bryce and Streisand brothers are here to celebrate hump day as they always are hump someone you love these pillows are a reminder that you have to hump someone you love at least
Starting point is 00:00:33 once a week just so you they don't forget that you love them and that the Streis brothers are always with us thank you sound like they died but they're always with us don't worry Jackie Bryce is always with you yeah but you could say to have someone who's just down the block. For sure, but it's definitely doesn't hit the same. It's weird. No, it definitely feels weird, but it's Hamte, which always feels good. Always feels a little too good. And you are looking so professional today. Do you have meetings, meetings, meetings? Oh, I do have meetings, meetings, meetings. I was just actually really inspired by a TikTok sound for this outfit. Okay. Are you happy to be in Paris?
Starting point is 00:01:07 Oui. That's me. I'm so French. Okay. How are you French? This shirt is giving Parisian for sure. Right, but those buildings on your shirt are not French buildings. Well, they're kind of like non-denominational.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I do believe one of them is the Burj Khalifa. That's like the only one that looks recognizable. But the other just look like big ass buildings. Oh, it's just like a celebration of famous buildings. Of architecture. And I don't know, like the pink, like the silk, it's very just like casual French girly, you know. Yes. My loafers are so French.
Starting point is 00:01:38 The fries I had yesterday were even more French. So I'm just happy to be in Paris. I actually did have French fries last night. Zach ordered McDonald's like late. We had a really rough night because we low-key like got into a car accident. Oh my god yes are you okay? I'm okay. We were in a cab and we like stopped short and fender-bendered with the car in front of us. I hit my head on the partition and my leg so I had to like stay up so late last night even though I was so tired. So as not to
Starting point is 00:02:03 be concussed. So as not to be concussed but I think I'm okay um but it was just jarring and then I got home and like ordered pizza and Zach ordered McDonald's and it was just one of those we needed it okay so I not to make literally everything about me but in high school one time I got to an end taxi fender bender and I hit my head on the partition and I have to say there's literally nothing more humbling on the planet than like whacking your forehead into the partition of a taxi yeah it was I was already in a bad mood and then I was just in a worse mood and like we were just like what the fuck also we were going down Park Avenue which you can't even drive that fast if you wanted to so like I wasn't watching the car in front so I just don't I don't know whose fault it was but
Starting point is 00:02:42 it was so frustrating we just like got out of the cab and got into the one next door yeah continue down our way home I also hit my leg which I think will bruise but I think we should um sue the city I'm feeling a little litigious yeah and say what I hit my head on the partition it's really crazy how cab drivers drive with no abandon whereas like uber drivers that. They could use a little more abandon. Yeah, no, but, no, like, OG old school New York City yellow cab drivers, like, if I'm in an emergency and I need to get to the hospital, like, I want that person to drive me. Like, they are reckless, but in the city, like, there's really not, I mean, of course, like, bad things can happen to anyone, but you're limited, kind of, by the space, the traffic you can't go that far you can't go that fast yeah unless you're on like one of the highways but
Starting point is 00:03:29 yeah in the city like proper it's usually fender bender like yeah so we got into a fender bender yesterday so I had to stay up late I watched southern charm while I was waiting to fall asleep I read my book which has been so good I read the worst book of all time and I just want to say it so nobody ever reads it and Kenzie Elizabeth I put this one on you because I took it from you the heartbreak book club or the broke girl the broke broke back book club it was horrendous I've actually never given a book two stars because if it's that bad I usually don't finish it but like I was already 50% the way through and I'm like trying to read my reach my goal you know that's a two-star horrible yeah like I was embarrassed you know what I've noticed I think books are more personal than comedy and even more personal than food because
Starting point is 00:04:14 you can like a lot of the same books as someone else but I don't think there's another person on the planet who likes every single book that you like dislikes every book that you dislike and feels exact type of way about all books as you feel. It's so personal. It is. And actually. We have similar tastes. But we're not 100% on the Venn diagram.
Starting point is 00:04:33 They actually were talking about that in that atrocious book. It's like just because you don't like a book doesn't mean it's bad. Oh that's definitely true. Yeah. And I can read a book and be like I hate this book. But I can see that it's probably a good book. I can't see how anyone would like the book that I read. Like, what book?
Starting point is 00:04:46 Jane Eyre. That's the one I read. No. Yeah, Mr. Rochester. That book I didn't enjoy, but I can tell you it's a good book. Yeah. I just don't understand how, like, classics become classics. Because, like, The Odyssey, trash.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Stop. Literal trash. Stop. Homer is quaking. Don't do that to him. And you know what? Homer needs to be severely humbled because his books are trash. Stop. Literal trash. Stop. Homer is quaking. Don't do that to him. And you know what? Homer needs to be severely humbled because his books are trash. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:09 But you know what we were talking about? Yes, I was actually going to bring that up. Over the weekend, which we need to bring to the forefront. It's a conversation privately that needs to be taken to the public. We're taking our company public. We were too young to be reading the classic books that we read in middle school, high school, and college at the time that we read them, and we did not appreciate them, and we did not like them, and we should not have been reading them.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Right, like what 15-year-old is really going to appreciate and understand Wuthering Heights? Like, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, like all these iconic books that are iconic. To Kill a Mockingbird, that's what brought up. That's what brought up the conversation. Yeah, I mean, Lord of the Flies. Why the fuck were we reading that? The Sun Also Rises. Romeo and Juliet. Why are we reading Ernest Hemingway when we're 14 we're never gonna like him at that age and you're just setting us up for failure and bad associations like with books there should you
Starting point is 00:05:56 should enforce it when people are 30 honestly like there should be continued education for 30 year olds and like you need to put in your report card about how you've read at least one book this year and just another way that the school system has failed us yeah 100 it's just too much why was i reading philip roth in high school no it's it's such a good question and one that has literally no logical answer it's too much for these kids yeah but but we should be reading those things now yeah of course but you also need a teacher to explain it to you. You need, honestly, a podcast about a book club. But like classics. Yeah, I'm sure there is one.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah. That's a really smart thing. 100%. That's like Drunk History. Right. Not that I've listened. Never. But it sounds pretty self-explanatory.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Sounds like a good idea. Yeah. So it's Wednesday. I think it's going well for them, Drunk History. I think it is too. But it sounds pretty self-explanatory. Sounds like a good idea. Yeah. So it's Wednesday. I think it's going well for them, Drunk History. I think it is, too. I think they're set for life. It's Wednesday, which means we have Dear Toasters. So that's always exciting to kind of, you know, better the lives of our listeners, which
Starting point is 00:06:55 we are constantly doing. And we've got the stories, which I know some of them. Are storyful. They're full of stories. That's actually, that's actually that's a really good way of putting it I like that I like the beat you know what have you been following um the WNBA player who here and there yes it's like so sad and I was like wondering why nobody's talking about it but then I was getting a bunch of DMs like we're not supposed to talk about it
Starting point is 00:07:18 why because like it's such a big deal and then like I don't think people in Russia like the Russian government like know it's such a big deal and if then like I don't think people in Russia or like the Russian government like know it's such a big deal. And if it is a big deal, she'll become like a pawn. And like there's a whole podcast about it people are telling me. Because it feels like people are not talking about it. But I think it's intentional. So like people are working on it. But you don't want to draw attention to the fact of how big of a deal it is.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Because then they'll be like, oh, we're not giving her back. Right. But like the first photo of her like photographed going to her trial was released. And it's so sad. She looks so scared. Yeah. I saw that picture. And I think I understand what you're trying to say.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I'm not articulating it right. She'll be used as a political pawn. Like, you want her back? Just safely and quietly, let's get her out. As opposed to making a big thing of it. And then they're like, oh, you really want this girl back? Well, we want this in return. I think that's how politics work.
Starting point is 00:08:04 But it's just really sad. I've been thinking about it a lot you must be so scared yeah like I watch locked up abroad do you have ever heard of it or seen it I've heard of it from you and it's like people's um first-hand experiences and then it's like also dramatized in like a really cringy like soap opera type of way um but it's their first-hand experience of getting locked up abroad and you have like no access to like your family or like legal counsel it's so scary so it just reminded me of that that show gives me nightmares. Do you watch Amanda Knox documentary you know because if you're into being locked up abroad. The thing is about life is like sometimes you get into things and sometimes you don't and I just kind of like
Starting point is 00:08:38 miss the wave on Amanda Knox like ask me any question about Amanda Knox. Aside from the fact that she's a girl. Okay. What country was Amanda Knox locked up in? Where did it go down? I think Italy. Good. Okay. Good. Good. What was she accused of?
Starting point is 00:08:55 Try it. Murder, obviously. Of who? Her roommate? Yeah. Oh. I was going to say, or her boyfriend. No.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Okay. Wait. Keep going. Is Amanda Knox free today? today yeah she was on the call her daddy podcast right yeah i know i knew that i knew that but you know you can do podcasts from prison these days yeah okay you need a prisoner on the podcast next amanda knox question like i like honestly you have you've got no i got it down no but like some people like is the jury still out
Starting point is 00:09:26 technically on whether she did it or not like people think she did people think she didn't no I think everyone like agrees that she did not do it oh and then she was
Starting point is 00:09:34 framed or what yeah it was like a situation where she was interrogated really intensely in a country where she didn't speak the language and they had her
Starting point is 00:09:41 like she bad situation bad situation and yeah no I don't think she did it yeah so like they're just certain like rabbit holes people go down and I just totally miss the Amanda Knox thing well you were really young but then she did resurface recently recently and the documentary on Netflix really brought it all up again also like don't come for me I'm not like a big JonBenet me. I'm not, like, a big JonBenet girl. Like, I'm not really 100% sure what happened there either. I mean, no one is.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That's the point. But I mean, like, the story. Like, I obviously know she died. Yeah. She was killed. But beyond that, like, I've heard things, like, her brother. I don't know. People like to think it's the brother.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Who do you think did it? I don't know. I don't know. I used to, like, think maybe the brother. But I don't know. I don't know. I used to like think maybe the brother, but I don't know. Yeah. So like those are just like two major like true crime like things that people love to discuss that I have limited knowledge on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And every few years like something comes up like someone in prison admitted to killing JonBenet. Oh my God. Really? Yeah. Or like they think. But they probably just say that for attention. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 They think they figured it out. Got it. There's always like a new documentary with the same information. Yes. Yes. So yeah, I didn't really like invest in those rabbit holes. But if you want to talk celebrity documentaries, I could. I could talk endlessly.
Starting point is 00:10:54 We know. We know that you could. Have you watched Halftime yet? No, I haven't. Because every time I've like been scrolling Netflix, the person I'm with is like absolutely not. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, oh, should we watch Halftime?
Starting point is 00:11:04 No. It just hasn't been your time. My time not come that's my halftime has not come that's fine but I do plan on watching it because you know I love a good celebrity documentary I have so many things to watch I actually need to start writing everything down I'm becoming one of these people who has like so many things in my head and you know what I actually need but I won't get one an Alexa so that I could like when I have a thought be like Alexa remind me to send out thank you cards. Okay. And now your Alexa is going to remind you.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yes that sounds like a good idea but like Alexa is a wench and she's not helpful and she'll just like tell you the reminder like when you don't fucking need it. I know but I just need her to like I need someone to just transcribe things as I say them. Maybe that's not Alexa. Maybe you should just start walking around with a pen and paper like Harriet the Spy. Literally. And it's like, I don't want to write a note on my phone. I hate that. That's what you do on my phone. Today I was actually going to.
Starting point is 00:11:50 In your planner. Just jot it down. I forget what it was already. You're literally Olivia Benson, like writing down facts. No, it's crazy. It's such like a parent thing. And by the way, I agree with you on making to-do lists. Oh, it was something I needed to order on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:12:03 To-do lists on your notes app are useless. You're never going to do them. No, it was something I needed to order on Amazon. Postnatal pills, we got back to it. I could have told Alexa to order them. Can you? Yeah, Alexa, order my postnatal pills. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Okay, but people might be listening to this podcast out loud. Alexa, stop order. Stop. Alexa, play Toast by Claudia Oshry. Alexa shouldn't have the authority to just hear that and like you're purchased and done like she needs to confirm the address like which brand she's a wench like she's literally not helpful to anyone ever yeah and now she wants to be your grandma yeah and you know you could play do you remember that game i feel like i maybe said this on the
Starting point is 00:12:40 podcast already remember that game i used to play it in high school called akinator no okay so's kind of like this magic genie, like 20 questions type of thing where like you'll think of a person in your head, either a celebrity, a fictional character, a politician, like somebody well-known and she'll ask you questions. Not she. Akinator will ask you questions like, is it a boy? Are they in movies? And she'll try to whittle down exactly who you're thinking of. Okay. Do you want to play for a second? Oh, I actually do know what you're... Okay. So do you know you could play that game on Alexa? Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I sat in my bathroom for 45 minutes trying to get her to guess me, and I didn't come up. Like, I was devastated. But I have come up on Akinator one time. She obviously hasn't expanded her portfolio to digital stars, and that's on her. No, but the thing is, she has. Because it's like, is who you're thinking of a YouTuber or a gamer?
Starting point is 00:13:24 You know, like, she's in the digital space.'s in what did she did could she do an instagrammer yes i think the youtube question really fucked me up because like are we youtubers we literally live stream on youtube every day yeah we're not yeah no we're not like we don't even have a hundred thousand youtuber right right right right right okay but not you so yeah that's why i hate alexa okay and she pronounces my name like off when she like plays my songs Austri there's no t no literally Alexa get a dictionary go back to school I fucking hate Alexa like she's my nemesis so anyways I'm not getting one but I've really been feeling a need for one recently you don't need need one. No. It's good to play music.
Starting point is 00:14:05 That's literally the only thing. Yeah. I just need like a lot of hands-free things and whatever. You're hands-free girly. I guess I'll just keep forgetting to order my postnatal pills. Order them right now. No, no, no. Is that because of your hair?
Starting point is 00:14:17 No, it's like just everything. God, will it help the hair? No. Oh. Over the weekend, I saw Jackie pull out literal clumps of her hair I've never been so shocked in my life every time I go to do a ponytail and I just like go like that I get so much hair in my hand it's really sad isn't it it is I mean thank god you have so much hair left but it's sad I know it's really like my ponytail always has so much hair my shower drain oh I
Starting point is 00:14:38 can imagine very sad very sad just par for the course baby Bebe Tings. Bebe Tings. So. Without further ado. Yeah. It's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Beauty Counter. Beauty Counter is a leader in the clean beauty industry with the massive mission to get safer products into the hands of everyone. Their motto is that beauty should be good for you.
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Starting point is 00:16:39 That was like Australian. So Liquid Death is taking over. I've been seeing it everywhere. We have a ton in the studio. I'm a spark. One thing about me is like I'm a sparkling water girly. Like I will not drink flat water. I'm just like a sparkling water girl.
Starting point is 00:16:51 You know, one thing about me is I'm a drink sparkling water. And yeah. I just want to say I love Liquid Death because I've been drinking them around my house and it looks like a beer. It looks like a beer and it's so funny and jarring and people will come over. I'll be FaceTiming with me and they're like, what are you drinking? And I feel so bad. Especially when we're pregnant.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I feel so badass. Like I'm actually drinking just mountain water. No, I'm just hydrating and taking care of myself. Right. But like you get the feeling of like cracking up open a cold one at the end of a long day. So Liquid Death is a new water brand that looks like tall boys of beer, but it's actually just mountain spring water that's available and still sparkling and three different flavors um so if you're wandering through like a convenience store
Starting point is 00:17:29 and you see these big kind of emo looking water no you look at that and you're like that's gonna fuck me up and it's like no it's just gonna hydrate you gorgeously it really looks like beer but it's drinking water from a freezing cold can and it's super refreshing if you love the new flavors which i do by the way one thing about me um flavored sparkling water is gonna be my beverage of choice like that's just facts um we have them here in the studio i'm usually drinking them in one of my sexy bottles yeah except that you're missing out on the experience of looking like you're drinking a brewski okay maybe i'll switch to it especially especially when they're sponsoring the episode I'll be FaceTiming Olivia and she's like,
Starting point is 00:18:06 what are you drinking? And I love to prank everyone and be like, I just needed a beer. Like, I'm so wound up. Long day. And then they're like, what? And I'm just like,
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Starting point is 00:18:40 Like smoking a cigarette. Yeah. Really cool. It's like candy cigarettes. That's really the equivalent. Oh my god. We used to be obsessed with candy cigarettes. We used to turn everything into a cigarette. Yeah. Really cool. It's like candy cigarettes. That's really the equivalent. Oh my God. We used to be obsessed with candy cigarettes. We used to turn everything into a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Pretzels? And that's a byproduct of like our generation where like back in the day like cool people used to smoke cigarettes. Yeah. So like every time we had like a pretzel. Yes. Like or when it was like outside and we were really cold and like that fog would come from our breaths.
Starting point is 00:19:03 We'd be like. Yeah. Just need a quick cig. Yeah, just like cigarette girly. Okay, let's get into the stories because first up, Kim Kardashian is shaking up Paris Fashion Week. She hit the runway for Balenciaga at their Paris Fashion Week show alongside some other really big names like Nicole Kidman, Dua Lipa, Naomi Campbell, and Christine Quinn. I want to see Christine.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I just saw Christine but she's been like wearing Balenciaga so everywhere so it makes sense and we need to break this down piece by piece obviously the Kim piece is the biggest piece a piece for Gretchen Wieners a partial spring fling queen literally um okay obviously this is not a surprise because Kim has been Balenciaga girly for a couple months now. I do find it surprising that Kim has never walked in a show before, like let alone, like not even like before when she was like a Sears girly. Not even like Sherry Hill. Yeah, right. So I was just surprised that this was the first time.
Starting point is 00:19:56 And of course, like if you're going to do it, do it right. Balenciaga. Now, a lot of people are making fun of her walk that it's giving Ramona Singer in her eyes. And I can't lie. When I did see the video of her, walk that it's giving Ramona Singer in her eyes. And I can't lie. When I did see the video of her, my mind did go to Ramona as well. But in defense of Kim, which is an alternate title for this podcast.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Yeah. Working title. I feel like she was set up in a sense. It wasn't a runway show. It was literally like a living room of a hotel. Like a presentation. Right. With like these weird curves. There wasn't like a long runway to strut you couldn't strut your stuff
Starting point is 00:20:28 and it wasn't the typical model walk like when we think of model walks and how they've all perfected their walks over the years boom hips hips shoulders shoulders eyes yes icon it wasn't that it was like a saunter it was like the wendy you know what it was like it was like in mad men when or um in downton when lady mary goeson when Lady Mary goes into. The fashion shows. Goes into London to go to a presentation and get clothes for the season. And they're just like sauntering around the room. Jackie, that's the book Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Showing off the clothes. Come to read it. And maybe that's the vibe they were trying to emulate. But for it to be your first runway show and it's not really a runway. There was no runway. You have to like just like walk and saunter. And then people are like, this isn't a runway. Walk and she's like, yeah, I know. And Nicole Kidman,, this isn't a runway walk. And she's like, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:21:09 And Nicole Kidman, who's also not a model, like, was also looking, like, a little weird. Just because it's not a typical runway. All of the non-models were. Yet, the models found a way to understand the assignment. Of course. And Naomi Campbell, like, wearing the biggest dress of all time, like, managed to do it perfectly. But that's why she's Naomi Campbell. Right. So, runway walk aside.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Kim walking in a major couture fashion show what do you think I personally and we were talking about this yesterday like when something's a big deal I don't register that it's a big deal until months later but to me this is giving like SNL where I'm sure it's going to be like a 10 episode storyline on the Kardashians because it's like the biggest deal ever and it's like well duh she's been wearing Balenciaga now she's gonna walk in the show amongst other Balenciaga celebrities like what's the big deal yeah when there were like rumors that she was gonna walk and I was like really excited for it um and I just expected a little bit more from Balenciaga like it wasn't giving like big show glamour it was just like kind of like indie and like boutique if you know what
Starting point is 00:22:01 I mean yeah and I just thought like for Kim's debut they should have like done like like when you see the Chanel shows they're literally at these enormous stadiums like I don't know it just felt like a little underwhelming not on Kim's part at all just like on the setting Balenciaga put her in yeah but maybe it was that's the point like the contrast to be like demure yeah like I get it fashion always has to be like making a statement or whatever but give this bitch a big ass runway okay yeah I just know Kim's probably made like a really big deal of this in her end it's like you're a bigger deal you're a bigger that's what I mean about SNL you're a bigger deal yes I did love seeing Nicole Kidman because she has a very very special permanent place in my heart and Keith Urban was in the audience so that's just what dreams are made of yeah it was
Starting point is 00:22:43 nice it was nice Kim is in Paris just like being iconic. North is with her. Mm-hmm. North is like turning out looks. Like North is officially like of age.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Her braces are off. Mm-hmm. And she's like looking like everything of the sort. Yeah, no. She's a style icon for sure. In the making.
Starting point is 00:23:00 For sure. For sure. Well, that was fun to wake up to this morning. It was. I love being on like different time, you know? Yeah. Because then I wake up and it already happened in Paris
Starting point is 00:23:09 and I don't have to wait for the content. I'm an impatient girly. We know that. Yes. Are you ready for our next story, which you're going to explain to me? Yeah. The game denies dating 13 going on 30 actress Krista B. Allen after Kiss. I'm obsessed with this story.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Okay. So the game shut down rumors that he is dating 13 going on 30 actress after they shared a steamy kiss in a video posted on TikTok. He said, Krista and I have mutual friends. She attended my 4th of July party and I hopped on her TikTok.
Starting point is 00:23:34 She's a beautiful woman, but we're not dating. In the video, she is seen looking down in the dumps while resting with her dog as she tells her viewers, what's up guys? I absolutely can't take it anymore
Starting point is 00:23:43 when you just broke up, but you just broke up okay smirk emoji so it's like this dumb trend where it's like whatever she was like oh we just broke up then like there's a thing of them kissing like we just broke up like it's a really dumb trend that I don't even understand but people were quaking and so she's really interesting because obviously she's a 13 going on 30 girl but she's like big on tiktok yes i've seen her her stuff she obviously leans into the 13 going on 30 stuff but she's like more lifestyle creator she's a really a good creator yeah premium content a little bit of comedy yeah she does it all yeah she does she sometimes she dresses up in the jenna rink dress she embraces the thing that made her famous she's doing a great job yeah um however this video people
Starting point is 00:24:27 were quaking because whatever it was like a harmless video but then people were like is that the game the man responsible for jam by kim kardashian west well sorry not west um and so people were like oh wow she's dating the game like who knew then he says he wasn't dating her so now the question is like is she making it up or were they in on this joke together well she can't make anything up when he's there kissing her too you know it's not like she said something right it wasn't kiss on the lips too I think that it was like just a tiktok video prank prank and there's nothing more nothing less I hate when people like take advantage of my time and my energy yeah Yeah. Because you were probably down at the docks,
Starting point is 00:25:06 like getting your ships ready. Not really. Actually. I just thought this was an interesting fact. Right. When two people from the different corners of pop culture meet in the middle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:15 It was like, where did these two even meet 13 going on 30 girl in the game? Hollywood, you know, anything's possible when you run with a fabulous circle of people. A hundred percent. So that's cute. But they're not dating, so question mark.
Starting point is 00:25:28 But if they were, that would be nice. That would be nice. Was she in the show Revenge? I never watched it. Oh my God, really? Yeah, no, that was like a you and Olivia thing. First of all, such a good show. Second of all, iconic couple came out of it.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I believe they're still together, Daniel and Emily. And three, I believe she played Victoria's daughter and it was just like crazy to see. That's like a role, it was like a dream role, but it was also like a career-ending role because you can never be anything other than Jenna Rink. No, but like here's the thing. Plenty of people play iconic things all the time and continue to do other iconic things. It's just like about momentum, you know, and what you do next. And so if she was just forever 13 going on 30, then that's on her. But she's, it seems like she's got it going on. You know, I don't know if we spoke about this, but there was a question posed
Starting point is 00:26:14 on TikTok about the ending of 13 going on 30 and what it really meant. Okay. And there was a confusion as to whether, okay, what do you think happened at the end of 13 going on 30? Like she righted her life. She goes back. She goes back. She chooses Maddie and then they walk out and they're 30 and they're married. Right so it's like does she take him back to being 30 and they just get married or do they grow up together and then eventually get married? That was the question. I think it's like she fixed that one thing. So it fixed like her whole life in another dimension. And then she's able to.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah. But like when she got back to the basement, did she then go back in the closet with Maddie? Bang against the shelf and get transported with Maddie and then get married? No. She probably lived the rest of her life knowing Maddie was one for her. Yeah. No, she probably lived the rest of her life knowing Maddie was one for her. Yeah, like she corrected the last 17 years. By living through them. By making that different choice.
Starting point is 00:27:14 But then also living through them. Yes, yes. Okay. And then results in when she's 30. It's kind of like a psychological thriller if you think about it. Yeah, no, it's like sci-fi. Yeah, it's giving Shutter Island. Yeah. No, that's a good question. You really can't think about it you know it's it's like sci-fi yeah it's giving shelter shutter island yeah no that's a good question you really can't think about it it made my head hurt but no
Starting point is 00:27:29 it's really tough that might have also been the fender bender are you ready for our next story yeah hayden penitier is on the cover of people magazine and she's opening up and revealing her addiction to opioids and alcohol she says i was in a cycle of self-destruction. For the first time, Hayden Panettiere is opening up about a secret addiction to opioids and alcohol that nearly cost her her career and her life. She said, quote, I was on top of the world and I ruined it, the former Nashville star says in the new issue of People. She spent years battling her addiction as well as a devastating bout with postpartum depression. Quote, I think I hit rock bottom, but then there's that trap door that opens eventually uh she was determined to get help she said i put a lot of work into myself and i had to be willing to be incredibly honest she underwent
Starting point is 00:28:15 both trauma therapy and inpatient treatment within the last year now she's returned to set to reprise her fan favorite character in the next screen film scream film and she's pouring her heart into her work along with her charity she said this hasn't been easy and there were a lot of ups and downs but I don't regret even the ugliest things that have happened to me I feel incredibly accomplished and I feel like I have a second chance I love Hayden Panettiere with like every fiber of my being of course Nashville Raising Helen she was an iconic child actress and then teen Bring It On two with Solange Knowles and it does feel like at one point what that was three oh those three sorry yeah everyone forgot
Starting point is 00:28:50 about two yeah yeah Jets and the Sharks no no that's like five oh wow okay two was really weird and it was like bring it on for college got it okay bring it on three with Solange and Hayden Pantier like was good so good even though I think like if we would watch it now no no we would find it like hella problematic oh perhaps like sometimes it gets served on tiktok clips from that movie and it's like really not okay but i remember as kids we like loved it and now i'm watching them like this is beyond uncomfortable like it's really cringy like it's like it's like racist like blatantly racist what do you see on tiktok like just these clips of like when she goes to a new school that's
Starting point is 00:29:26 predominantly black and like her friends are so her old friends are like so fucking racist like it's actually like not an okay movie yeah and like the fact that like as kids everyone loved it and we all just watch it i was like this is not okay yeah it's really problematic it's very true but i digress it did feel like hayden panettiere was on this trajectory and then it just kind of like fell flat after Nashville. And so the fact that she was struggling so much like in her personal life tracks. Yeah. But I know what she means when she says like I was on top of the world like she couldn't
Starting point is 00:29:55 she couldn't play a bad role like no killing it. Yeah. And even in Nashville she was struggling already with like addiction. But she said like the saving grace of that was that she had to be like okay on set so it forced her to get it together get it together in those moments but her character mirrored so much of her actual life like first of all she was a troubled country singer right then when Hayden got pregnant her character got pregnant her character also struggled with postpartum depression so I think it was probably like an interesting vehicle to like channel all of her like energy and her demons.
Starting point is 00:30:27 And I think maybe it helped, but also not enough. You know, that reminds me of Josh Peck's book when he was like, had a crazy addiction for like years and years and years. And the roles where he had to play like someone who had his life together, like he's like, I was horrible. Then the roles where I was playing
Starting point is 00:30:41 like someone whose life was a mess, like I was actually doing amazing. Yeah. So that makes sense. And I just, I I really I wish the best for Hayden Panettiere like I just I feel connected to her because so many of the movies that we watched as kids she was in as like a teenager um and I just love her and it's been sad to see you know her personal life kind of blow up in recent years I just a month ago saw this crazy ass video of her and her like boyfriend or fiance or whatever getting into a physical altercation like for 30 minutes
Starting point is 00:31:09 in the middle of the street outside a restaurant. So it's been like sad to watch that. So I'd love to hear. I love a good People magazine like positive cover. Yeah. Like if you look at the photos.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Oh, she's gorgeous. She looks like she's turning a new leaf. She's sitting down for like video interview. Good. I really, there are a few people in this world like I genuinely like wish the best for and she's one of them like I just hope that
Starting point is 00:31:28 I hope that she's okay yeah I agree and I hope that they should bring back Nashville I really do and then she could play like the Reina James character you know and I do believe like that ship has sailed like I'm sorry I don't know there's so much love for Nashville like there is forever there was love then even when it was canceled on ABC like CMT picked it up because there was so much love. I think now people rewatch it on streaming services all the time.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Yes. I rewatched it recently. Holds up. It's so good. If you're looking for something to rewatch, Nashville. If you're looking for something to rewatch, GCB.
Starting point is 00:31:58 No. That's a frustrating rewatch because there's only one season. But then it'll make you realize how depraved the world we live in is because GCB wasn't taken for another season. But that's not what I want to get
Starting point is 00:32:07 in my re-watching of a show. Like, I want a full experience. I don't want to be angry. I want to enjoy it. I wouldn't say go and watch that. I would say Nashville. I would say Desperate Housewives. I would say Mad Men.
Starting point is 00:32:20 ABC, like, for a while, was the premier, like, soap opera network soap opera network creator they were just churning out they still do a good job more sitcoms though like 30 minutes but back in the day was like hour long soap operas Desperate Housewives obviously comes to mind remember Family Brothers and Sisters I was always on after Desperate Housewives never watch it no me neither but people loved it it was on for a while Grey's Anatomy of course it was like a a good 10 years where ABC was like premium yeah but now that's like what Netflix does. Right, right, right, right.
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Starting point is 00:34:33 framebridge.com, promo code TOAST. So in the last minute swap, I swapped out the next story because I saw something more interesting on the sidebar. And I want you to explain it to me because it sounds so cute. The rise of hashtag gentle minions. why Gen Z is wearing suits no go back to the story minions I've seen it I have literally no fucking idea but I love it no like minions the new movie is like taking the world by storm that's all I know the rise of grew finally hit the big screen after years of postponements due to the pandemic and now audience are showing out in full force but
Starting point is 00:35:04 some individuals are coming in suits do you remember when you went to see beauty and the beast with zach and you showed up in a yellow bell dress i do i do you are funny i am so funny okay honestly i don't know anything about this story no but there's nothing to know what do we swap it out for like that million dollar listing new york is on pause at bravo oh i thought that was interesting that's the story it's on pause is that interesting i feel I thought that was interesting. That's the story. It's on pause. Is that interesting? I feel like Bravo's in, like, a weird place. Yeah, and they're, like, competing with themselves over at Peacock. Yes!
Starting point is 00:35:31 And it's really weird. And honestly, like, these new housewives, like, I'm getting fatigued. Ultimate Girls trip. I have, like, no interest in watching Dubai. And I love housewives. Yeah. And where the fuck is the new season of Potomac?
Starting point is 00:35:42 Like, what is going on? Yeah. Okay, so I guess we spoke about that so that's Million Dollar Listing is on pause um at Bravo and also people are wearing suits to go see Minions movie which I just love yeah no like there's so many dumb trends on TikTok like truly dumb and this is something that's actually bettering society like if people started wearing suits to the movies that's so sweet no because you know what it really you know what it says you know we're all just kids you know like we're all just how so no that's not the right phrase sorry like there's a child in all of us you
Starting point is 00:36:16 know yeah no that's a lovely bringing that out that's a lovely message but how does wearing a suit signify that there's a child in all of us? It's a fucking cartoon. Movie's for kids. Gru and the Minions, it's for children. Right, right. So how is people wearing suits to the movie? Getting excited about a children's movie because we're all just kids at heart. Are you not following? I don't feel like what I'm saying is that crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I'm not following. Okay, let's start from the beginning. Okay, so just to remind you, Gen Z are wearing suits. They're teenagers, adult kids. Gen Z's are like 18, 19. Adult kids are wearing suits to see the Despicable Me spinoff movie called Minions. They're getting so excited about a movie that's literally made for six-year-olds that they're going to the theater, they're putting on costumes,
Starting point is 00:36:58 because at the end of the day, we're all kids at heart. I don't feel like what I'm saying is that fucking crazy. That's fine. I'll accept it. What are you understanding? You convinced me. Because when I see a suit, I don't feel like what I'm saying is that fucking crazy. That's fine. I'll accept it. What's wrong? What aren't you understanding? You convinced me because when I see a suit I don't think kid but you're saying they're wearing costumes like a kid would. Oh oh yeah like oh sorry okay now I understand. They're wearing like suit and tie. Yeah to dress up as Gru I think. Oh yes you're right. Yeah they're dressing up as one of the characters. He's like the minion guy. Yeah, the guy, the big one. Yeah, Gru. He's like the...
Starting point is 00:37:25 The minion guy. He's the counselor of the minion. So, yes. Okay, sorry. They're not getting dressed up like for a black tie affair. They're getting dressed up because that's what the guy wears. They're like, it's a costume. Got it.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Okay, now I understand. I'm glad we spoke about that. I'm glad we spoke about it because I think a lot of people are coming from my point of view of like, what does Gru wear? Well, when you said suit, I thought you also meant like a Minions suit, like a yellow costume. Yeah, no, that would make more sense. But no, they're going in formal suits.
Starting point is 00:37:52 And Universal Pictures actually tweeted to everyone showing up to Minions in suits, we see you and we love you. Okay, now I'm like kind of doubting like my children at heart thing. No, I think you're right. They're dressing as Gru. If Gru wore, you know, panda shoes like Kim Kardashian, like my children no i think no i think you're right they're dressing as grew if grew wore you know suspenders panda shoes like kim kardashian they would show up in those yeah okay so we're all just kids at heart is what you're saying yes that's what i'm saying cool cool cool cool
Starting point is 00:38:16 we are all just kids at heart are you ready for our fifth and final story the final story The Final Story. It's The Final Story. Aren't we all just kids at heart? And that's our magic number. Great. Our fifth and final story is some exciting news from Subway Sandwiches. They're giving out 1 million free sandwiches to celebrate their biggest menu change in years. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Like, literally, no. Like, we're not, we're good. We don't want your disgusting sandwiches. Keep your sandwiches. Jimmy John's should do it. People actually like those sandwiches. Keep your sandwiches. It's been a while since we talked about Subway. And it's always a fun topic of conversation.
Starting point is 00:39:04 And if we're also talking about sandwiches, I would love to talk about the sandwich that Kylie made for Travis. Oh, I didn't see. Hold on. You didn't see? On Stories? Yeah, she was making subs at home yesterday. And they looked fire flames.
Starting point is 00:39:15 One thing about me is I'm not going to eat a sub. I think it's literally disgusting. No, but like if Kylie made you a sub, you would eat it, yeah? If Kylie made me do it on a plate, I would lick it clean. Put that on Canva Pro. New merch. there yeah if Kylie made me do it on a plate I would look clean new merch if Kylie made me oh wow this does look good if Kylie made me do it on a plate I would look okay so it looks like there's pepperoni ew chicken ew these literally look disgusting like so much mayo turkey there. There was turkey. The bread looks good. And she has a Coca-Cola in a glass bottle, which is.
Starting point is 00:39:49 The sandwich that she made for herself. It's like a turkey sub. Oh, this one looks better. Yeah. I still wouldn't eat it if you paid me $6 million. But you would eat 2D? Yeah. If it came from Kylie's ass, for sure.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Okay, sorry. Kylie made a sandwich, but every story is like two pronged today. On Tuesday, Subway sandwiches announced. My God, there's literally a motorcyclist outside. Motorcyclist for Subway? No. On Tuesday, the sandwich franchise announced the Subway series, which is a menu revamp of 12 new sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:40:18 The recently unveiled menu items all have unique names and numbers, which can make ordering faster and easier. Just like throwback to the Subway series.'t remember this yes you do when the world series was first the yankees and the mets when we were kids and they called it the subway series because all you had to do was take the subway to get there okay i'm about to blow your mind whenever the mets and the yankees play each other they call it the subway series right yeah but how is it a series if it's not the world series because you play in baseball you play each team seven times seven games right in a row no five or whatever no that's not true
Starting point is 00:40:51 no literally every time you play a team you play five games yeah right there's no fucking way that that's true i remember the first time i heard it i'm like that's moronic um but yeah that's why every game is called a series like that is incredulous not to be believed no it's 100 true we need confirmation like ben told me that one time and i'm like that is so dumb three games you play three games so it's a series right so anytime the mets and the yankees play it's called the subway series i like my theory better it was the world series 1999 was it mets versus yankees all the fans just took the Subway to get from stadium to stadium. And they do that too anytime that the Yankees and the Mets play. Yet it's not a series
Starting point is 00:41:30 if it ain't the World Series. Wrong again but continue. Well now we have the Subway series from Subway which include four new categories starting with cheesesteaks which include the Philly cheesesteak. Have they always had a cheesesteak? I don't know but honestly this meatball sub looks good. Like I know it's disgusting. Okay. But if this if I made this like with kosher turkey meatballs on a sub you know. Jackie one thing about me is I fuck heavily with a meatball sub. Yeah. I know what the best ironically meatball sub I've ever had in my life was. From CPT. The one at Fat Camp. But it's also kind of like the only meatball sub I've ever had. Also true. I think we need to like go to likehmm. But it's also kind of like the only meatball sub I've ever had. Also true. I think we need to like go to like an old Italian like actual deli and go get a meatball
Starting point is 00:42:09 sub. I know, but it needs to be kosher. Oh, but it's not kosher. All right. If you, actually, I know a guy. There's gotta be a. Jackie, I know a guy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Actually, Ben knows a guy. I know he can make me a kosher meatball sub. Your husband could also make you a kosher meatball sub. No, but Ben's not Italian. Like I need authentic. Jackie, I need bonnui. Got it. Look, I need authentic. Jackie, I need bonnui. Got it. Look at these fresh subs.
Starting point is 00:42:28 So they're giving away a million dollars or a million free? A million sandwiches to celebrate the unveiling of the new menu. To who? Their people. Like, I get it. That's a nice campaign. But, like, why don't you give a million sandwiches to, I don't know, like, people who actually need it? Well, if you need it, you can stop in from 10 a.m to 12 p.m at
Starting point is 00:42:49 participating restaurants to grab a free sandwich that's a two-hour window like that's okay well i guess that's actually nice that is nice but like now now you know spread the word right like 10 a.m to 2 p.m how are we gonna get this information to people who actually need it yeah i don't know okay i take back every bad thing I've said about Subway. That's actually pretty cool. This podcast. This podcast. Spread the word.
Starting point is 00:43:07 That's actually extremely cool. Except I take back everything except for about the smell. The stands. The smell stands. Yeah. Even though like there are people who actually like like it and like want to like bottle it. There are sick people in the world.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Yeah. We know this. And there's also like the weird thing about Subway is like you get a sandwich and they like wrap it up for you to go, and they put it in, like, this little bag. It's like a sandwich bag with, like, handles. Have you seen it? That's cute.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Like a little lunchbox. It's kind of, like, really, like, creative. And I appreciate the ingenuity. I do appreciate ingenuity. Constantly. Let's get into Deer Toasters. Our weekly advice segment every Wednesday. You can write in to deartoasters at gmail.com
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Starting point is 00:43:57 I can't talk today. Oh my God. It's okay. Be patient with yourself. It's true. Be kind to yourself. Dumb fucking moron. Today's episode of, no, what is wrong with me?
Starting point is 00:44:11 Today's Dear Toaster segment, yeah, is brought to you by BetterHelp. How well would you take care of your car if you had to keep the same one your entire life? Well, that's how your brain works, and why don't we treat them the same way? How we care for our minds affects how we experience life, so it's important to invest time and care into thinking, into keeping your mind healthy. There are plenty of ways to support a healthy brain, like learning a new language or taking power naps, but there's also BetterHelp Online Therapy. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions, so you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to. It's much more affordable than in-person therapy but and you can be matched with a therapist in
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Starting point is 00:45:13 Hi. My sister, sister-in-law, and myself are huge toasters, and we've got quite the conundrum that we thought you guys might be able to help us with. Okay, let's go. We love like a sister-steamy moment.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Yeah. Our brother just started dating a girl who is definitely, oh my God. It's okay. Do you want me to steamy moment. Yeah. Our brother just started dating a girl who is definitely. Oh my God. It's okay. Do you want me to read that? No. Because I want to like better myself with better help.
Starting point is 00:45:32 No. Because like I need to challenge my. I definitely. I've learned from dear toasters. I have some form of dyslexia. No. There's a word for what we were talking about. Where you like.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Get ahead of the sentence. Yeah. But why don't you slow down. Our brother just started dating a girl who everyone is starting to meet individually and we have all come back with the same opinion she's great she really is beautiful stunning and smart why are you writing in right she's beautiful stunning and smart and definitely makes our brother extremely happy however their pda is out of control like i get that they're in their early days but it's uncomfortable to be
Starting point is 00:46:03 around hanging on each other in a public pool, kissing in front of my parents for the first time they met her, can't keep their hands off of each other, to where I can't even get a word in. Kissing more than I've ever seen my sister even kiss her husband. It's aggressive,
Starting point is 00:46:15 and it's all been on the first time we've all met her. So what do we do? Do we just deal with it because our brother seems happy and hope that it calms down after the honeymoon phase ends? Or do we have someone say something to him so they cool it? We've never seen our brother in a relationship like this so it's new for all of us for reference they're in their 30s and i promise to update you guys with the first full family weekend sincerely sisters against pda i would say that more often than not
Starting point is 00:46:38 this problem will work itself out because it really is like a honeymoon station and a lot of people don't you and zach right we're unbearable it was like one time but yes in the beginning which time are you thinking about new year's eve yeah oh my god you guys are so annoying more pda and like now normal normal yeah no definitely don't say anything because there's literally nothing wrong but there are couples like courtney and travis that are not going to stop ever so i would say to give it the time to work itself out you know time heals all yeah there's a chance that it won't but I think that it will this is very very normal no Travis
Starting point is 00:47:10 and Courtney are like the exception to the rule agreed they're the outlier I don't think we should reference them as an example because for the most part like and if your brother seems so happy and you've never seen them in a relationship like this it's a really small price for you to pay for your brother's happiness and you guys really have to like back off yeah no I think it'll it'll calm down on its own just look away while it's happening yeah and just like go into the other room yeah all right next up that was that wasn't too bad no no good morning Jackson Claude good morning first off love you girlies so much and as a stay-at-home mom you are my lifeline during the day now I have a conundrum I'm hoping you can help me with. Here it is. My mom's breath stinks. I'm pretty sure there's a rotten tooth situation going on in there and when she opens her mouth,
Starting point is 00:47:56 it smells like ass. Like one of the worst smells that me, my husband, and my sisters and their spouses have ever experienced. My mom is single and she wants to date but i can't imagine any first date going further after they smell her breath i would have pulled her aside by now and said something but she's very very sensitive girls it's getting to the point where my husband almost threw up when he went in to hug her what should i do should i just tell her that her breath is rank in a nice way and hope she doesn't get too offended it's been this way for over a year now and it's getting worse and worse please help if you read this i promise i will update sincerely a toaster in a stinky situation I mean this is giving Ted Lasso yeah who had bad breath uh the meat what's that guy's the really angry one who's
Starting point is 00:48:33 with dating Kelly now Roy Roy's um niece yes and they it's a tooth situation and she just has to go to the doctor yeah okay so you're doing your mom a disservice by not telling her by the way yeah because it's a new thing and it clearly smells like something's wrong so I would say very kindly I know she's sensitive so I wouldn't use words like rank yeah but just you could say like mom I think your breath has changed like over the last year and it's it doesn't smell good and I think you should like go to the dentist or something just to make sure that everything's okay and also if everything is okay like I know you want to date soon like Listerine gum I think you can say it in a nice way alone like don't embarrass her and I wouldn't say for the last year because then she'd be like
Starting point is 00:49:12 why didn't you tell me just be like the last couple times say recently yeah like the last couple times we've been together I've just like noticed this like smell I think you might have like a decaying tooth you should just go to the dentist because like you don't want to start dating with that like yeah make it not serious don't sit her down not a big deal but you don't do it in front of other people yeah not a group like not you and your siblings just you or one of the siblings whoever you think like has the easiest delivery like if if it was our family like no one would suggest me no like so know who the person in the family is who's like the right person for the job but you're doing your mom a disservice by not telling her and talking about it behind her back like writing into a podcast and telling the
Starting point is 00:49:46 whole world yeah like just tell your mom like it's something it's not like something she can control it's not like she's not brushing her teeth like yeah and she has poor hygiene that's different it's something she can't control go to the dentist like the doctor said on ted lasso it's like so not a big deal yeah like some a little medicine and probably like a cavity or whatever yeah pull the tooth out just tell her tell her. You're not helping her. Mm-hmm. All right, next up. Third and final.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Hello, ladies. I could start this and go on and on about how much I love you, but I've heard you loud and clear and we must save time. LOL. Backstory. My sister and I are very close
Starting point is 00:50:15 and so are our husbands. Reminds me of your relationship with each other's husbands. Cute. And they feel like brothers. Anyway, I had someone close to me recently bring to my attention that my sister is having an affair
Starting point is 00:50:24 with proof and receipts. I shook first of all wow what a good liar second i want to cry every time i think of her husband like what the fuck he's an absolute p-jump i can't even believe it what would you do if you found out that jackie or claudia was having an affair obviously their sister code but when you feel bad for zach or ben i definitely want to confront her but if she doesn't come clean to her husband i will die help oh okay I'm gonna approach this from what would we do I would literally never tell Zach in my life no I would go straight to you and be like why didn't you tell me what are you doing no but I would be like you need to end it because now other people know like I don't know how this sister found out but like it's going around yeah I would like try to
Starting point is 00:51:04 understand like what is going on in your world. And try and help you get back on the right path. That's what I would do. Yeah. And it's nice that you have this loyalty to your brother-in-law. But your loyalty. Your loyalty goes to your sister. And you should definitely tell her that you found out.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Because that means other people know. And if your sister's husband finds out from other people. And not your sister like that's horrible so if you really want to protect your brother-in-law you have to make your sister come clean right or like end it yeah right or end her marriage like whatever she wants to do but she can't do this no because like if you found out it's not that far off that he might find out soon and that's terrible yeah yeah yeah that's crazy crazy oh my god I would be so mad if you had an affair and didn't tell me no and like I would be so mad I'd find out from someone else like probably in my
Starting point is 00:51:52 dms it would be like yeah Claudia was spot I would be so mad if I had an affair and like you cared about Ben and not me like I'm obviously going through something too a hundred percent but um no not having an affair but damn wow those were some good ones thank you guys for writing in yeah everyone really you know opened a vein today yeah but I do feel like everyone's situations are manageable and I feel really good about that last one like I don't know if it was me last week or the deer toasters but I was stumped yeah they were real like moral dilemmas yeah but that's what we do here we pose moral questions and we sit in them it's true we sit a lot a lot here um so that was your toasters again if you want to write in it's dear toasters at gmail.com if you haven't had your quandary read
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Starting point is 00:53:14 oaky anymore we got a that's why our episode was laid up on Spotify legal copyright toasty oaky yeah no I did enjoy that quite a bit me too so we'll have some other fun segments for all of you. So download the Spotify live app or just listen to us on Spotify. But if you want to write in or join on stage, you got to have the Spotify live app. Breaking Bread. Yeah, Breaking Bread. And you can follow us too. I have like, Breaking Bread has literally all the followers on the platform and I have
Starting point is 00:53:38 like seven. Yeah, no, follow us too because you never know when I personally decide to go live and you don't want to miss that. But if you can really only exert one follow you only have one follow to give breaking bread make it breaking bread if you have two still only breaking bread because it's not there and I have a disparity if you have three me Claudia breaking bread so well said and that's our show thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the fast-paced stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.
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