The Toast - S5 Ep89: Birthday Blues: Thursday, July 7th, 2022

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

- 'Cheer' Star Jerry Harris Sentenced to 12 Years in Child Pornography Case (TMZ) (14:05)  - Elon Musk Welcomed Twins With Top Exec Just Before 2nd Child with Grimes Was Born (Page Six) (18:42)  - Jason Momoa, Eiza Gonzalez Spotted At Same Hotspots Weeks After Breakup (Page Six) (25:01)  - James Cameron Doesn't Want Audiences 'Whining' Over Avatar 2 length (People) (30:58)  - What Michelle Young Wants To Do with $200,000 Check After Nayte Olukoya Breakup (39:39)  - RHOBH Recap (45:36)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday, or as what I'm calling, Thuma Thursdays. Thuma. Thuma, Thuma, Thuma. You know, we're not ready for it yet, but Thuma is one of today's sponsors. But this isn't a read, it's just letting you know that today's a Thuma Thursday. Thuma Thursdays, let's jot that down, they can't ever sponsor any other day of the week. 100%, 100%, I'm sending it to legal now. Love it, they're the new Thursday Boots. Thursday Boots walked so Thuma could run. Thuma Thuma Thuma. Um happy Thursday Jax. We did it you know we definitely had a leg up as it was a short week but we made it to Thursday

nonetheless which is just oh so exciting. This week has been jam-packed already including but not limited to our episode of Breaking Bread last night. And speaking of our episode of Breaking Bread, you were telling me that you couldn't find one of your little tech gadgets. Is that on the floor right there? Your adapter? I don't think so. No, that's for the computer. I'll just have to order a new one

and then it'll turn up once I receive the new one. Of course, of course. Once the new one is received, the old one will show itself. It will present itself. That's so true. Last night I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We're going to do a TV recap, but it's been like on my mind.

Do you know what I mean? And I read Brian Moylan's review. I've like been bad with keeping up with them. It was so on point. Like it was just because I've started to to get and I also caught up on Southern Charm and I'm starting to get like so frustrated with some of these shows because it's like you're all wrong and dumb yeah and I can't really like watching everyone like gaslight Sutton watching everyone be so mean to Craig like literally gaslighting Craig into thinking he has something going on with Naomi when he doesn't like I can't watch these shows like I'm getting too

personally invested and offended like for real okay I'm gonna separate Southern Charm and Housewives because I agree with you about Housewives it's like there's always two things happening in the show it's like they're all gaining up on someone and they all think they're so right and they're actually so wrong and then you watch it and the audience reaction is like so angry at these people yet they never learn or change their ways so we just like keep watching the wrong things happening and it's because like that core group which is like Lisa Erica Kyle well not Teddy anymore Dorit and Teddy they were like the foxy five whatever they call themselves like they're all toxic gang mentality and they all just believe what the other believes and they're all fucking wrong I don't know who's leading them

but that person is dumb and wrong. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get into the recap. But it's been just like on my mind. I'm very, what's the word? Just like meh. Right.

About housewives in general. And that's what Brian Moreland's review was about. He's like, we got these two clips, early sneak peeks, and the internet blew up calling on netflix to cancel kyle's show like from this one clip and it's like not only is bravo like really click baiting us but it's like there's nothing really there like yes what kyle said about the miscarriage thing was like so awful and the next night they went to dinner and she apologized like you don't have to run to netflix to cancel her show like calm down yeah so it's just like they're baiting us and then honestly while that sounds like good marketing it's just we're all feeling like let down after the episode right yeah and

also like last week was a two it ended in the middle of an event this week it ended in the middle of an event it's like if you just finished one event and started on a new day then we could finish the next event and start the next episode on a new day no I it's really not that complicated like that shit bothers me so fucking much like it's like when they would end The Bachelor in the middle of a rose ceremony. Like, and you know what? I think that's what I'm feeling. Like, that Bachelor angst. Like, that agita of, like, wasting my time.

Yeah, no, I'm getting there, too, with Housewives. And that will be a very sad day when we arrive at that conclusion. No, I know. I mean, I feel like I'm definitely, like, pulling back. I haven't started Dubai. I started Ultimate Girl Strip, and I really couldn't get past like the first two episodes and I've not nary a desire to pick it up again. You know, I think I'm growing up. I mean, all good things must come to an end. Nothing lasts forever. It's been a really good run. Not saying that it's

over yet, but like we can all feel that it's just not giving what it used to give and I feel like the people who like live or housewives like it's just getting like toxic and sad yeah sad agreed I'm like I'm over it but I will continue watching certain franchises I don't think I'll be this is a preliminary conversation and I'll probably keep watching for a few maybe even years while complaining about it but like it used to give us life. Serotonin. Like, and I do think some of those moments still exist. I think Potomac is really like one of the better franchises.

It's been so long. And the thing is like crazy things keep happening, but it's like nothing can shock you. We're all very. Desensitized. Desensitized. You'll see a clip and it's like really nothing, nothing shocks me anymore. Yeah. I mean, I guess after all that we've been through,

Teresa, Jen Shah, Erika Jayne, The Leg. But even all of that, like even Jen Shah, it didn't really give this last season. No, it gave nothing. Nothing. I blame the other women too for not like allowing it any space to give. Yeah. It's just really the craziest things keep happening

and still it falls flat. Yeah. So we will talk about that at the end of the show in the TV recap segment. And just tell me what's going on with you, Jax. How's Rold?

Of course, first things first. So good. So busy. So obsessed with me. So obsessed with you. Yeah, he really, really misses you.

He's been calling me like every day like, Claudia, sing for me, sing for me. And I'm like, again, Rold? Okay. Yeah, he loves music.

You know. Man of taste. Man of taste and he loves his auntie. What can you say? Man of taste. Also today's Olivia's birthday so Olivia if you're watching happy birthday. And everyone go wish Olivia a happy birthday. What about a song for your sister?

Oh I couldn't possibly. Happy birthday. You know what I think I'm gonna go with actually the Stevie Wonder version. You know what that one that was forced on us go with actually the Stevie Wonder version. You know what? That one was forced on us because of copyright issues, and it fucking slaps. A five, six, a five, six. Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday, Olivia. Happy birthday Olivia. Happy birthday you look great for being 28. Just kidding you're 31. You are an old bitch but I still love you even when you act like a witch because you're Olivia. You are my oldest sister and my favorite sister who is 31. That was really cute. Yep. I fucking love that song. Like, you can find me in the club, like, losing.

Yep. Like, the way he just, like, the soul, the rhythm. I'm like, yeah, Stevie, get it. What are the lyrics other than that beat? Oh, yeah. So when someone away. Yeah, there's a verse there yeah there is and when you hear it you don't realize you're listening to happy birthday until yeah it's like to find

away no way to dead with obey those words speak to me oh yeah oh and when to stay happy you know like something like that yeah yeah gorgeous such I love that song thank you Stevie for that and speaking of birthdays I know Claudia's birthday is in three days she's really not been speaking about it she has nary a plan everyone's like waiting not I mean I'm around but most other people are just like waiting to see what you're gonna do where we need to be so I have nothing planned and that's because like I'm just like real I'm fucking done with having a birthday in the summer oh I'm so done with it like it's not fair it's the summer in the city no one is around on weekends so I'm like okay should I plan a party like in the Hamptons okay but it's not everyone's in the Hamptons some people are traveling some people are at the Jersey Shore like it's just like a lose-lose and I've decided that this is the last year I will be celebrating my birthday

on July 10th you can find me on my half birthday next year I'm throwing a winter wonderland themed bash January 10th and from here on out my half birthday is my regular birthday I have declared this my final summer birthday like I'm fucking done okay I'll believe it when I see it if that's okay sure no like just please remind me like I never really thought to like officially reschedule my birthday and I wish I had done it this year yeah but you could always like take a trip you really would even if everyone was in the city like you want to throw a party no I just parties are just I just want people to like be around like I can't explain it yeah I just feel forgotten and left behind. Well, I'm here.

I'm here for you. I know. I know. Is that not enough? It's not. But I love you so much. I know. So yeah, I'm just like over it completely.

Not even a dinner? Do you want to go to dinner? I mean like I could always eat. It's not about that, you know? Yeah. It's about the principle. Yeah. And it's about like literally everyone leaving me on my birthday if anyone can understand about the principle it's me because you're a principled girly I am so I really don't want to talk about

it to be honest like Margo keeps calling me like what's the plan like shut up Margo I don't fucking know okay and you calling me is not gonna make me plan something sooner okay but then you just if you continue with this energy and like really just don't make a big deal out of your birthday that's fine but sometimes like you do this and then all this energy and like really just don't make a big deal of your birthday, that's fine. But sometimes like you do this and then all of a sudden it's like I'm having a party. Everyone starts at 8 o'clock. See you there. No, I mean, because if there was ever a time for a party, I would have done it tonight.

No, that's your mistake. Well, I'm not doing a party. Like, please, I really want to talk about this. Honestly, like, can we just move on? Let's talk about your birthday. Okay. What are you going to get me? I think I'm going to have a big party because I'm turning 30.

30 flirty and thriving. Yeah, either a big party or a big trip. You should throw a party. That's what I'm thinking. How exciting. Yeah. I love. So maybe it could be joint.

Would you mind? You could join my birthday in general. You know, I'm down for a fall winter moment. Like I'm just done. Yeah. I'm done. Like people with summer birthdays will know. Like you want to celebrate yourself, but like it's literally impossible.

So like you're for like, honestly, can we please change the subject? Sure, sure. I understand. It's, I understand. Okay. Do you want to jump right in? We have a lot to do today. We're actually like doing photo shoot, photo shoot, photo shoot today.

Like, oh my God. Being a model is like really challenging you know it is because everyone thinks like oh my god you're just like beautiful and dumb you just stand there and look pretty right and like they don't not only do not realize how much work goes into it but like how like literally educated I am and like I'm a genius yeah and I feel like you want to spend your time like proving to everyone how smart you are right like getting more degrees getting getting Nobel Peace Prizes. Writing books. Writing books. Like writing essays.

Yeah, short stories. It's just hard, you know? And the hardest part is like nobody feels bad for you because you're a model. Right, and you're gorgeous. Nobody looks at me and is like, oh, she must be devastated. I mean, she literally has a perfect body and face and hair. Like no one thinks that. So it's hard for sure.

I'm sorry you're going through that. We're both going through it. We're both models. We're both models today. So it's hard, for sure. I'm sorry you're going through that. We're both going through it. We're both models. We're both models today. So before we get into our modeling. Yeah, let's just do this little show we do. Let's dive into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And they are good stories, everyone.

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in the child pornography case. He was in court on Wednesday where a string of his friends and supporters read statements about the disgraced reality star's character. Anyone notable, from the show? Oh I'm not sure. TMZ doesn't specify. After the lengthy hearing the judge announced the 12-year sentence. FedSource tells TMZ that he has been ordered into eight years to pay $35,000 into AVAA crime victims fund along with court supervised release after imprisonment. He was facing up to 50 years behind bars after pleading guilty to one count of receipt of child pornography and one count of traveling with the intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct. Federal prosecutors recommended Harris spend 15 years locked away, and they settled on 12.

Also, his attorney released a statement this morning saying Jerry is exceedingly grateful for Judge Shaw's recognition of his humanity, worthiness, rehabilitative potential. While Jerry has a difficult road ahead of him, his uncompromising spirit and strength has carried him through the challenging times before. He has nothing but empathy and remorse for the people he has harmed and hopes that the proceeding provided them some peace. This is like, I feel like Tyra Banksra banks you know we were rooting for you we were all rooting for you how could you yeah and this jerry thing like you know me i'm such a justice girly like i'm always seeking out justice and updates on the story just like make me so sad do you know what i mean like it's not like a good justice galaine maxwell feeling do you know what i mean yeah and i don't know if that's because like, the front he put on on the show was, like, great acting

because he really was, like, this nice guy. But, like, I don't know. And I know I'm wrong for feeling that and I'm wrong for saying it, but it just makes me sad. Like, I can't really explain why. Yeah, I mean, the whole thing is really sad. It's very sad for the kids that he abused.

And if you watch the second season of Cheer, they really get a chance to tell their story and you see how, like, ongoing and manipulative the whole situation was which is just so shocking like i can't see jerry doing that but he did right you just never know who people really are it's so true and that's like when you watch reality tv especially when you watch reality tv because you think oh i i see everything about you and i think even in more innocuous cases where it's like this person seems mean but but they're not. Or they seem nice, but they're mean.

This person seems like the most lovable person on the planet, but he's actually a child molesting monster. Right. It's so crazy. And that's the lesson. You literally know nothing about the people you watch. Yeah. Or the people that you follow or you look up to if you don't know them as people in your life.

It's so true. So hopefully the 12 years, you know, rehabilitates him, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just like, this is like a sick story, you know? Yeah. It's very sad all around, and justice has been served. Justice has been served, and I'm glad that his victims were able to find peace, I guess. It's just like, it's been a crazy ride.

Yeah. For like when we started Cheer till now. And where do we go from here? I mean, they did Cheer season two when this was still happening. So... But there is no more Cheer. There is no more. No.

Like all the kids graduated. There's not a third season. You know that for sure. No third season. Yes. But they're doing Cheer on tour. So like all the girls who graduated who are not really eligible season you know that for sure no yes yes but they're doing cheer on tour so like all the girls who graduated who are not really eligible to be like athletes anymore are full-fledged athletes they're on tour it's I think it's in New York like literally this

weekend I was looking like maybe should I go to a concert and I think it's in New York this weekend oh that's good you should go no no no well that's good for them even though this felt like when you watch season two of cheer it felt like a show that was a curse. Yeah, like maybe it would have been best if they left it just at one season. No, but like even season one, season two just showed like the effects of like really quick worldwide fame and how everybody struggled and handled it differently. But I don't think just doing season one would have stopped any of the other things from happening yeah yeah that's true like everyone was just so down like Monica Monica Ladarius was obviously going through something oh my god yeah um Gabby was queen

yeah queen but she had had fame before yes and. And that might have been the difference. Yeah, that's actually really true. And Morgan seems well, but she wasn't on season two. Like she kind of got in and out. Yeah, but she's on the tour now. Great. Yeah. So I think the tour was like a nice iteration of like what to do next. But yeah.

Yeah. Justice has been served. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Shocking news from elon's camp elon musk welcomed twins with a top executive at one of his companies just before his second child with grimes was born so last night it emerged that elon quietly welcomed twins with siobhan zillis who was one of his top executives um last year a new report from business insider

claims according to court documents obtained by the outlet, the mobile expanded his family with Neuralink's Siobhan in November 2021. Business Insider reports that Elon and Siobhan filed a petition to change the twins' name in order to have their father's last name and contain their mother's last name as part of their middle name. So it sounds like they're not contentious. They're like working together. Yeah. And that like

he has welcomed these What's Neuralink? One of his companies. Got it. The order was approved by a Texas judge in May but the kids' first names remain unknown.

Good. Leave them alone like they're kids. Oh, of course. But it's always fun to hear what Elon's going to name his XAE 12957.

Also XADarkSideReal. What? That's the second baby with Grimes that's the name the daughter XA dark side rail it's a it's a digit I do that I don't know how to pronounce the a and the e touching I definitely don't know right this is um the woman she's cute shit um her friends call her shit so um these kids so he has two kids with grimes one with shiv and then five no two with shiv they're twins oh right oh my god so it's four four and then five other living children with his og wife who started it all but do you know that elon has a girlfriend right now an actress isn't it grimes no him and grimes are not together and we knew that but he's dating this actress natasha bassett who played britney in the lifetime doc about britney okay here's the thing like does elon musk literally like do women's fertility tests before he goes out

with them just to ensure that they can get pregnant immediately if not sooner like i've never seen such strong sperm and such fertile women like you would think but just by looking at this situation like getting pregnant is incredibly easy and we all know it's not well Grimes had a baby via surrogate oh the second one or the first the second one okay um so but I think they're like setting out to have children I don't know the nature of these two's relationship and or the pregnancy but I think like he's interested in in repopulating the earth. I mean it's a lot of kids. It's giving like you know like religious you know like really religious people only like super religious

people have like nine kids. Yeah I can't believe he has nine kids. And there's speculation that he is also the father of Amber Heard's child. which would bring it to an even double digits which is so crazy and he had one son who passed away his first son died of sids oh my god back in 2002 i think oh that's so sad 2002 yeah i feel like that like could be a reason why someone has a lot of kids perhaps oh that's so sad i didn't know that yeah um okay well that's nine maybe ten he's literally gonna be the star of the next cheaper by the dozen yeah he's john goslin he's john goslin and steve martin yeah um also like it's i think that you know he's probably been, like, doing this privately. I don't think he was, like, hiding anything.

I wonder how they found out. Maybe from the court documents. But I wonder if, like, him and Shiv are going to... Oh, no, he has a different girlfriend. Right. I really can't keep up. The seven wives of Elon Musk. I know. But whenever, like, I hear about Elon, like, doing his thing out in the world, I just think

of, like, go Elon. Go Elon. Whenever I think of Elon out there in the world doing his thing I'm just like obviously it's not surprising that he like gets so many women because he's um a billionaire many times over but like you know like we saw him on SNL like he's kind of like quirky and like weird so it's just like he also has game obviously the money helps immensely and the smarts I Yeah. I imagine. But being really smart also sometimes makes you like a little socially inept.

Yeah. And that's what when I watched him on SNL I'm like oh he has that like really smart personality trait where like you're a little weird. Mm-hmm. So I guess. Just something cute about him. He slays in the bedroom. He slays.

Well congratulations. Family's growing. Family's growing. I wonder how all the different like moms feel about you know. He slays. Well, congratulations. Family's growing. Family's growing. I wonder how all the different moms feel about, you know. The other ones? Yeah. It's like Elon's Wives Club. Yeah, no, it's literally like a documentary in the making.

Yeah. Mazel. Mazel. I can't think of the name Shiv or Siobhan without thinking of Succession. Yeah, I know. It's like a name that I hate because I hate that bitch. You know? Yeah.

That was such a cute little giggle, like a little girly. Because you hate that bitch. Yeah. My Succession, like... Fire in your heart? My fire has... Extinguished. Quelled for now, you know?

It doesn't bring up the visceral emotions that it once did. When it comes back, I'm sure it will. I'm on Succession Talk, which is fan edits of, like, different characters. Like, people think, you know, Tom and Cousin Greg are, like, in love. And then I also see a lot of reenactments. So, like, I'm always thinking of Succession. What do you mean by reenactments? There's, like, this TikToking couple.

I don't know if they're a couple or brother and sister, like these two people on TikTok. They were like if everyday life was succession and they edit their videos like of like them eating breakfast with like the succession vibe. Okay. And it's like cute and funny. That's not as weird as I thought it was going to be.

No, yeah, I definitely made it sound weird. I thought it was going to be like LARPing. No, no, no, no, no. We leave the LARPing to you. Thank you. I was on the phone with Snitch the other night and I like LARPing. No, no, no, no, no. We leave the LARPing to you. Thank you. I was on the phone with Snitch the other night, and I was LARPing so hard. I know, and I think she called me. Wow.

I don't know. Don't brag. Sorry. I was LARPing very hard, and I said to her, you know, LARPing is quite exhausting. Like, I was getting so fatigued, and she said, what's LARPing? Like, Margo, why don't you just say, I hate your show? No, and so I said, oh,

it's called live action role play, and she thought about it, she was like, oh, that's exactly what you do. Right, with the dogs, with the babies,

with literally everything. The campers, the counselors. Yeah. Wow. I can't believe Margo doesn't know what LARPing is. I mean, I shouldn't be surprised.

Now she knows. Now she knows. Are you ready for our next story, which I think is going to cheer you right up? Not that you're upset. Yeah, well, actually, I'm having a case of the birthday blues. Yeah, but I think whatever your ailment is, everyone out there, this is going to cure it. Jason Momoa and Asa Gonzalez were spotted at the same hotspots week after their alleged breakup.

Oh, good, good, good, good. Jason Momoa and Asa Gonzalez may not be over just yet, as the pair were seen hanging out at the same two hotspots in London on Tuesday. Plus the fact that their recent ex is in there in the same city. Is bizarre. Bodes well. The stars exited the venue separately and only minutes apart and were inside over the same period, People reports.

Okay, you guys. Of course. Like, they just didn't want to get, like, a photo op because they're obviously just, like, working through some things. But I so support these two getting back together. Also, speaking of people getting back together, Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner are 100% back together. Did they ever break up?

Yes, but like they were trotting around the Hamptons together all weekend. Oh, cute. Like together. That's you. It means it's true. They're back together, guys. You heard it here first. And so I just am loving this trend of celebrities getting back with their exes.

Like, you know what? Sometimes like if it works it works it works it's like that show the one that got away even though they broke up two days ago yeah I mean did they even break up yeah no I don't really get the point of getting back with someone who you broke up with like two days ago like what did you learn in those two days about yourself why did you have to break up right why couldn't you just say like I'm going home for two days but this was what like two weeks that we spoke about Jason Momoa and Aza Gonzalez yeah but you know what's so crazy when I read this story it was I it was like I was like oh yeah we did talk about that but I had completely forgotten about us reporting on this because they're like so to themselves you know they're not like thirst monsters it's giving Lake Bell and Chris Rock oh Oh, Lake Rock. Lake Rock. Yeah.

I'm happy for them. I wish Jason Momoa, you know, I love that we got to see Jason Momoa in his like loyal husband era, but now also in his hottest man alive, like date anyone who you would prefer to era. Yes. Give you a guy who could do both.

And that's Jason Momoa. You know, this couple is just so wonderful. Yeah. It's like if I was a female in Hollywood I would I'd want to date him if I was a male in Hollywood I'd want to date her yeah hence they should be together like but you know what's funny remember those pictures of Aza Gonzalez making out with Timothee Chalamet in a pool yes like I don't know how you could like be into both like they're literally polar opposites and like I just imagine like the experience of rolling around in a bed with Timothy Chalamet is incredibly different than the experience of rolling around in a bed with Jason Momoa yeah but that's on physics you know that's not even a subjective statement no it's literal science yeah trust the science that's what I'm telling you

literally a scientist and a model. You love to be both. That's like Elon. Totally. And I just like wonder like what it's like to like, you know, even get a hug from Jason Momoa. Like it must be like an overwhelming experience out of body. Yeah. You know, like in these books that I read that are like spicy, they always like describe

the man as literally Jason Momoa. Not the hair, but just like the body type. The build. build the build it's like you've never seen someone so big and strong in your life and you're like people like that don't exist but here they are they do yeah and Aza Gonzalez is experiencing that I'm really happy for her me too I hope they're having a whirlwind romance but next time just walk out of the hot spot together please so we can have a photo like give us something like these are hard times some of us are experiencing summer birthdays like we need this to get to move on okay you know it's been a hard year it's been a long day's night and we and i've been working like a dog i really have you know what song i've heard on tiktok a lot or slash reels that i like i like the beat you ain't nothing but a dog.

What song is it? It's Doja Cat for the Elvis soundtrack. It's like, it's Hound Dog by Elvis. Well, actually by Big Mama Thornton. But reimagined by Doja. It's such a good song. I've only heard that one part. I keep meaning to go listen to it.

You should listen to the Elvis soundtrack. Won't do it because I want to experience the songs in the movie. Oh, because Kacey on it Mark Ronson was a bit was like a producer on a lot of the songs doja what's the song called dog yeah or is it called Vegas Vegas yes okay let me oh let me don't play a copyright no I know I'm just gonna save it to my Spotify thank you okay continuing on yep to our fourth story oh yeah um yes um but I actually have something to say yeah go ahead the fourth story is brought to you by pair eyewear you are a unique mashup of all your favorite things and there's a multitude of ways to express yourself so celebrate all that you are and explore who you can be with customizable prescription glasses from pair eyewear pair eyewear lets you change your glasses like you change your clothes.

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I don't want anybody whining about the length when what length when they sit and binge watch television for eight hours it's like give me a fucking break I've watched my kids sit and do five one-hour episodes in a row here's the big social paradigm shift that has to happen it's okay to get up and go pee um is he talking about like in the theater because I agree with him like we sometimes it's crazy if you actually think about like oh I watched a whole season of whatever this weekend and it's like literally 22 one hour episodes like it's psychotic so I get what he's saying but like you asking me to go to a theater like leave my house for three hours like that's asking a lot no and yeah I do have to get up and go pee but we're not gonna pause as a theater and it's like I also want

to refresh my snacks after one and a half hours that's why the intermission is a lost art that should be brought back the problem with intermission though is the lines everybody's going at the same time also pee and to eat the problem with intermission is that like especially as it pertains to broadway shows like it makes shows longer than they need to be yeah because intermission is too long because also the lines get so long and then you have to game out intermission i'm gonna get there five minutes before intermission i'm gonna beat the line you know what i have like kind of a good idea tell me if you maybe i shouldn't say it like i think it's really good okay for movies in like at the theater that are over two hours long,

you should have, like, an app, like, connected to the theater where, like, you need to pause, like, to get snacks or go to the bathroom, and you just click, like, I'm ready to pause. And when enough people in the theater, like, 30% of the audience are ready to pause, like, we take a collective pause. That's really nice. It could just be something on the chair. Sure.

You know what I mean? Where they tally. Okay, so let's say a theater seats 50 people and there's 30 people in the theater. So once 10 of them have to go to the bathroom, like we should all pause. I like that. But for a max of five minutes, like you can't, it's not an indefinite pause. Can 10 people go to the bathroom in five minutes? What if someone has to drop a deuce? If you have to drop a deuce, like you shouldn't be going to the movies. Okay. You need a different button. We need number one and number two on both arms. Like a five minute break or a 10 minute break and I don't think

like if I was watching a movie like and I didn't have to pee which by the way I could always pee so I wouldn't be mad if they paused the movie and I had to just wait five minutes for everyone to like go back I don't think I would be that pissed like it'd be nice to like get up stretch check my phone check my phone like I think that's like maybe one of the best ideas I've literally ever had yeah I think would require a lot of money to install in each chair. Right. It's almost like these big chains in movie theaters have money. It's been a few hard years.

I know, but they're always doing dumb things at the theater. They're always doing dumb things. Yeah. And they could install one good feature. I mean, my fucking local movie theater doesn't even have a fountain soda machine. They're literally buying bottles from Duane Reade and selling it at the counter.

It's like so upsetting. I like bottles, so you can't go by me. Hate, hate, hate, hate. Except I don't like the big bottle because then it loses its fizz unless you were to

drink the whole thing at once. That's fair, but the big bottle's more for like a family barbecue. Of course, but like I don't like, you know, when it's a half-done

bottle and I have to pour myself a cup from it of course not but i will still drink it but you throw some ice in there some lemon slices like it does fizz it back to life a little bit you know no it just distracts you from the lack of fizz a hundred percent um okay cool cool or we could just all watch movies at home and have independence i do feel like whenever we report on james cameron which is like a bi-yearly event yeah he's always yelling at us i kind of like his energy me too like fuck off like i'm a genius and you think you know better but you don't so like either watch my movie or sit down and watch the movie and you're gonna like it you're gonna watch it and you're gonna like it he's giving like strict dad energy and

i'm here for it i'm here for it too like he works years on his art you know and sometimes like society needs a good fucking yell yelling session because we are out of control yeah complaining about everything meanwhile you do sit and on your couch and watch eight hours straight no and you know what i appreciate him saying this because you know what now i will not be seeing avatar and i appreciate like a director who is oh can i have a sip of that yeah let me just take one but also what I was going to say this story is a good opportunity for me and Claudia to let you know that we never saw Avatar you didn't I don't know like why you're speaking for me because I never saw Avatar and I just think it's a fun fact about me you're not like other girls I'm not you know like everyone in the world

saw Avatar was the biggest movie of all time. Yet not me. No, because you're just more into like indie alternative films. Yeah, I'm just like. You're just taking a long time to take that sip. Just mainstream. Because I'm just, I'm so interesting. Yeah, yeah. Because I didn't see Avatar.

I did see Avatar. I thought you were interesting like me. I did see Avatar. I didn't understand like most of it, but I did enjoy it. But I don't think I need to see the sequel. Well there's actually going to be like four sequels and they've already shot the second movie and the third movie. I'm so happy. And then there's going to be two more and James said that he's open to having someone else direct the last two movies. All right I'll do it. I'll do it. He's done. I'm happy for zoe saldana like she must be raking

it in because after the first avatar she like never worked again because she probably made because she probably didn't have to and then she like got to do this project again yeah and again same amount of money and again it's like every there are like certain actresses in hollywood who like got in on a franchise and never had to work again. Cameron Diaz, Shrek. Yeah, I knew that's what you were going to say. You're so annoying in the way you are. I didn't do anything.

And now I'm not giving you your copy back. It's just because I'm the only person who didn't see Avatar. And I do need to take the edge off. It's just because you're the only person I actually talk to, and so you always know what I'm going to say. That's true. Yeah, so why don't you like not spoil it for everyone else because I have so much to give okay okay fine and I just wanted to say one more thing oh Kate Winslet is in Avatar 2 I guess James likes working with her she wasn't in Avatar 1 she's a Titanic girly yeah don't forget about Titanic oh my god I forgot to tell you You know what I was supposed to do tonight? See Titanic?

No, see Titanic. Which Brian got us tickets for. He's like, it's like a parody. It's like a, I really didn't, don't know what it was about, but I was like excited to go. It's like a live show. Okay. And they canceled tonight's performance.

How, explain the show further. I can't. You can't just say Titanic parody. It's Titanic. I think it's like a, I mean, if it's, Brian got the tickets, so I think it's like a gay, sassy, drag's Titanic. I think it's like a I mean if it's Brian got the ticket so I think it's like a like a gay sassy drag queen Titanic. I think. I honestly don't know. I didn't want to look it up because I just wanted to like go and Brian was like it's loosely based off Titanic and it's hilarious. Titanic the movie or Titanic the ship? They're the same thing. No but like it's it's not gonna be about jack no it's not no i think it is okay

it's spelled like unique titanic i see i see i'm like i was really upset brian said because of covid like what does that even mean what does that even mean when the music of selene dion makes sweet canadian love with the 11 time oscar-winning film titanic you get titanic a musical celebration that turns one of the greatest love stories of all time. Okay, so it is Jack and Rose. And I'm sorry, I knew it was set to the soundtrack of Celine Dion, which is why Brian brought tickets. Into a hysterical and joyful sleigh fest.

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And so, like, literally I had it in my calendar for weeks, and yesterday Brian sent me a screenshot. They sent out an email, like, COVID, bye. Like, what? I'm so upset. Performance update in accordance with our COVID protocols and safety of our guests. They will not be performing July 6th through 12th through 10th. I guess because. Someone had probably got COVID.

No, the COVID sent a memo saying I'm coming July 6th through 10th. So everyone stay away. So I had to reschedule my plans. No, but that's why they have understudies. Even if like a couple. No, but if somebody had COVID and like exposed everyone in the company. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just upset.

And I've made other plans, but it was upsetting because like I was really looking forward to this. Yeah, you need to go and let me know how it is. Titanic. Now are you, am I going to get my coffee back?

Oh, I thought you like gave it to me because like you don't share lips. I thought it was like mine now. Yeah, yeah. That's why you took like one final sip okay and it's mostly like ice in here fine enjoy are you ready for our fifth and final just like gaslight you into giving me my coffee no you were right about you're right are you ready for our fifth and final story I really am okay because it's like um some interesting bachelor news which you know sounds like so rare

um but you know that Michelle and Nate broke up. Michelle Young. Yes yes yes. She was bachelorette. Teacher queen. Teacher queen. She chose Nate. Who was very handsome. And they broke up which I don't think we reported on but it is always big news when the lead breaks up with their chosen one. Yeah. Not sure if we reported on it but apparently when they were on there after the final rose they got a $200,000 check from the show to put a down payment on a house so now we're hearing from Michelle about what she's gonna do with the money I'm sorry was that like a secret check or on it aired like no it aired oh how cute yeah and we missed that but that's just like a cute thing and I do think a nice thing that is a really nice thing

and it does set a couple up for a success yeah Not in this case but it's just a nice thing and I. So do you have to give that back with the ring? So she was on an episode of Ben and Ashley has podcast and they asked what she's going to do with the money and it's a confusing answer but I will also want to get your take. Okay. She said that was money that was gifted to both of us and I think that's something that is going to be decided how that's going to be utilized going forward. Girly, English please. Yeah. For me personally, I haven't officially decided, but I kind of have started putting some different things in place to give back,

to build an organization, or just promote the change that I've been talking about. I think that would be something that I'd feel really good about. Still, she acknowledged it's been an emotional time deciding what to do with the check. Quote, I've been crying on the phone with one of the producers and like, can I give this money? Like, can I create this to give the money to somebody else? It's something that I feel good about. I know that's been the million dollar question, no pun intended.

But yeah, it's been a lot. Huh? What? It's a word salad? And she obviously doesn't know what she's going to do with it yet. So like literally don't answer the question. Yeah. It's really weird.

Also, just keep the money. You know, they should split the money evenly. Yeah. But it's $200,000 after taxes, like a hundred grand. So they each get 50. Yeah. But then she's also throwing in, you know, some charitable element. So she should take her 50 and start her own charity.

Like you can't force him. She could say that outright. Like I'm donating some of it instead of saying. A word salad. I haven't officially decided, but I have kind of started putting some different things in place to give back to build an organization. No, and that sounds really, really nice,

but you did not answer the question at all. No, she circumvented the question. She circled around the question. She circled around the question. I didn't know that they had given them a check. That's nice. They should do like stuff like that more often. Yeah. But even though like when someone is the lead and they get engaged like opportunities are about. Yes. Come knockin. Give it to the person who was sent home first on night one. It's so true. Like they're gonna be scraping the bottom of the barrel with FabFitFun for the rest

of their life. They already left their job. Right. They're gonna be scraping the bottom of the barrel with fabfitfun for the rest of their life they already left their job right they're gonna try it as an influencer right it's not gonna go great unless they are a star in paradise yeah which is so rare yeah but look at grocery story joe that's literally his story okay but that's one out of literally hundreds of contestants i can give you a handful of more but yes so um i guess we'll never know what happened to the two hundred thousand dollars yeah I just thought that was a really like funny salad-y wordy answer yeah no it was not an answer it was not an answer an answer it was not I do want to say I didn't listen to the episode I'm just reading these quotes but I also believe if she had said something definitive it would be in here no you read a transcription like word for word of what she said right she obviously doesn't know what she's going to do

with the money yet I think that's something that is going to be decided how that's going to be utilized going forward and I'm constantly thinking about how things are going to be decided how it's going to be utilized going forward to give back you know yeah yeah so those are the past five I wonder if it's in both their names though or if she really could just keep it like oh well that's a good question too either way um i still don't know what she's doing with the money no and she didn't tell us um those are the best stories you definitely needed to know a lot of them i do think so and let's dive into our tv recap recapping the real housewives of beverly hills which is brought to you by manscaped the leader in men's below the waist grooming the products are so good you're

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That's just what I wanted to say. It was a nice moment. It was a nice moment. Also, I haven't watched in so long that I forgot that I was in disliking Crystal mode. Yeah. And in this episode, she was totally fine. She took a back seat for sure. She was like neutral good.

So that's good. And her home stuff was cute. Like actually her and Rob are, like actually, like have a really nice marriage. What did they show us at home? They were cooking. He got home from China.

Talking about, he's turning a book into a play. Lord, the, Norfolk. Where the fuck was I? Okay, whatever.

Well, they also, um, showed us Crystal's brother who I forgot is like a big Chinese pop star oh my god I didn't know that yeah they mentioned it like her first season and it was really like never mentioned again and then they were talking about how during the pandemic he was in Asia and he released his album it was called I forget but like he looked really cute on the album cover like it was just like I forgot about that um we got a lot of home scenes which I really wasn't particularly interested in but it's also the holidays that's true yes yes so Garcelle's party it was like such a hodgepodge

everyone was like wasted and I feel like I've never seen the end of a party like they usually just like fade out but like literally Dorit and Erica were sitting after the bar was closed after Garcelle left it was weird yeah was it a short party or they just showed us more footage than they normally do yeah because maybe like the good stuff happens in the middle you know yeah and but really juicy things happen toward the end this time so as it pertains to Garcelle's sons there were two instances obviously Erica being like a fucking freak to her older son who's married with four kids and who is definitely extremely handsome. And then yelling at her younger son to get the fuck out or fuck off or whatever.

Get the fuck out. Yeah. And then they keep repeating it as fuck off. Not that one is any good, but those are different things. Yeah. And I do have to say, I'm in my hating Erica era. I don't think she had bad intentions. Like, she was really drunk.

I wasn't really bothered by the older son thing. Because, like, even though it's weird or whatever, like, he's a grown-ass man. It's not inappropriate. You know, it's not inappropriate. It's just weird. Yeah. It's a little inappropriate. But, like, he's 30.

He can handle it. Yeah. It's less nefarious yeah and she was really just like having fun with him she took it to like a little bit of an inappropriate threesome but in the beginning it was just like oh you're a cute son I can chalk that up to like drunk weirdness yeah now the thing with the younger son like while you should never curse at a 14 year old she did think he was 16 which I think once she found that out she knew she was immediately wrong but also like her tone while she was cursing at him I think she was 16, which I think once she found that out, she knew she was immediately wrong. But also, like, her tone, while she was cursing at him, I think she was trying to, like, help

him. Because she was like, get the fuck out of here. Like, your mom needs you. Like, I don't think she was telling him to, like, get away from me. I think she was like, your mom's leaving. Why are you still here? She didn't realize he was there to pick up the flowers for her mom. I have no idea what she was trying to say or do.

I just felt like her tone, while it was weird because she was cursing, she almost felt like she was trying to be helpful and protect. Yeah, I can't understand what she, I wish I'll, not that anything could excuse what she was doing, and maybe she can't even recall what she was trying to do,

but I do wish she explained like, no, what I was trying to say was this, because I genuinely don't understand why she was telling him to get the fuck out of there. I also wish the second that she got to Sutton's party, she just immediately apologized to Garcelle because Garcelle is now like, the more that it lingers,

the more she's getting angry. And then we'll probably talk about it in a big group. At the table. And it's not like Erica's going to be so contrite with a big group around. She's still going to be her, you know. Herself. Mean self.

Whereas she clearly in her confession. No, she's wrong. No, she's wrong. Is ready to apologize. And is coming in. And was being nice for Erica. Like, hey, ladies, can I say hi to everyone? She's being like cavalier. Yeah and is coming in and was being nice for erica like hey ladies can i say hi to everyone yeah no she and she was being soft and i just wish like just get it out of the way like arcella's not an unreasonable person at all if you just like apologize and

explain she would get over it but it's the fact like erica hasn't called her yet and now it's like they're at the party she still hasn't even mentioned it it's annoying because it's going to turn into a thing when like these two and i want them to get along like I just Erica's handling it incorrectly yes now speaking of handling incorrectly is the Diana Jenkins Sutton Kyle moment I don't think I've actually ever seen Kyle look so poor in an episode she's usually very in control and she showed up halfway through the conversation and didn't realize what a fucking bitch Diana was being. And so she automatically took Diana's side because she only saw Sutton defending herself. And so she thought Sutton was coming out the aggressor and she wanted to. Diana is positively dreadful. Like the hate I have for this woman when at first she came out I was like yes yes yes.

I hate her. And I thought the most telling scene was at her house recounting the argument to Lisa Rinna yeah talk about like just flat out lying yeah no but that's why context is everything Diana comes in and says like she called me soulless and a motherfucker and it's like in response to soulless motherfucking things you did right and you called her boring you said you didn't care about her miscarriage like it was so frustrating and then like lisa who wouldn't even lisa got bad information but she probably doesn't even care about it's bad information because what i've actually for her what i've realized over the last couple years about lisa rinna is actually realized it last night and it made sense lisa rinna like always weirdly like takes up for random people and what i've noticed is that she is constantly taking up

for the richest woman she like cozies up it used to be Erica it's not anymore but they built a real friendship after that now she's like obsessed with with um defending Diana even like they act like they're friends they're not friends like they are not friends Lisa Rinna is obsessed with like the richest woman in the group and is always talking about it and remember last season when they introduced Sutton and Lisa was like, she is rich, honey. And she went to Dolce & Gabbana with her and was like, oh my God, I love that. Even this ugly shirt.

Like she's obsessed with money. That's such an interesting point. Because she was the one who brought on Sutton, by the way. And she was the one who brought on Diana. No, I thought Crystal was. Brought on Diana? Yeah. Well, I guess the first event they went to was Harry Hamlin's birthday.

But I think Crystal and Diana are closer than Diana and Lisa. I thought Rinna brought Diana on. I don't know why I thought that. Because she showed up for the first time at Harry Hamlin's birthday party. With information about Elton John's party. Right, right, right. Which she was wrong about, too. Lisa's like 0 for 4 this season.

It's only episode... No, but nothing... Nevertheless, she will persist. But I just feel like her presence on the show is feeling more and more superfluous. Like... Yeah. Because she went through a weird period

where she was like villain, villain, villain. And then she just stopped. Yeah, because she like was tired of, you know... Putting the show on her back with Lisa Vanderpump. But then when Lisa Vanderpump left, she like picked her villain stuff back up. Yeah, she's really going hard this season. I think her and Erica are like, you know what?

People don't like us. Let's just say what we think. I will say like I did cringe when Diana was like, oh, you need a new villain? You need, here I am. It's like, ew. It was like cringey. Yeah. No, and the conversation with, I think Sutton was really trying to relate

to Diana Sutton's mistake was starting the conversation with you're gonna have to clear up how you said you're on bed rest and now suddenly poof you're here because it came off insensitive and then that's why Diana just like went full force like bitch but it's a valid question you texted everyone you're not coming that that you're on bed rest. You walk into the party. Then you RSVP to Sutton's dinner party, and you said, I can't come, now I'm on bed rest. Like, it's confusing. Yeah, that's true.

It is confusing. Yeah. And Kyle was, like, really fucking pissing me off this entire episode. Like, that scene at Garcelle's party where Diana and Kyle are literally, like, first of all, Kyle was, like, getting really physical with Sutton, like, shoving her

and, like, holding her arms really strong. It was really pissing me off. It was. Like, first of all, Kyle was like getting really physical with Sutton. I know. Shoving her and like holding her arms really strong. It was really pissing me off. It was. Like let her speak. And also it was just a crazy response to be like, no, you didn't have two miscarriages. Just because you don't know something doesn't mean it's not true.

Obviously. And even her apology at that Italian restaurant that looked so fucking delicious. Oh my God. What was, what'd she order? The penne alla nostro. No, yeah,

it was like, she got gnocchi sutton and she got penne alla something norberto she said it italian they you know what i was actually thinking because uh kyle like said it with an italian accent and sutton said it with her own noki what do you think is better to put on an accent for the place you're ordering from or to say it in your own voice i think a fusion like i would never say can I have gnocchi but I would also never say can I have gnocchi I'd be like can I have gnocchi like my own fusion of it yeah like okay can I would never say can I have a penne alla vodka but I would also

never say can I have penny vodka so I'd say can I have the penne alla vodka like a mixture using ones where there's um give me another example uh Say you wanted to get... Hold on. I'm trying to think. Like snails? Escargot? Foie gras? Foie gras. So I would never say, like, can I have the foie gras?

I would be like... And I would never say, can I have the foie gras? Yeah. I'll have the foie gras. Okay, what if it's like haricot verts, which are spring beans? Okay, well, I don't know, like, how to pronounce that. I don't know how to pronounce it. I would say, can I have the spring beans?

That's what I say, too. Yeah. Yeah. Haricot verts. Or, like, if it's, like, penne pomodoro or whatever, I'll say, like, the pasta with tomato. No, I'll say penne. Okay, so here's. Penne pomodoro is easy to say, but, like, if it's, like, you know, I'll read the ingredients

and then I'll say. Bolognese. I'd have the bolognese, please. I'll have the pasta with meat sauce. You would say that? Not for that specifically, but sometimes. Sound like a hillbilly. Sometimes I'll just try and translate and just speak like.

Yeah. You know. I guess it's a case by case. It is case by case. I also don't eat like a really fancy foreign like. Me neither. Exquisite dishes. Yeah.

So I don't find myself in that situation. But I will say may I have a parmigiano-reggiano on the side, please? Yeah, parm. Parmigiano-reggiano? Yeah. Yeah. What were we talking about? How delicious the restaurant they were eating out looked like.

Oh, my God. But how Kyle's apology was, like, actually trash. She was, like, yelling at her, and everyone just walks all over Sutton, and also it's, like, every new person who enters the group comes for Sutton, because, yeah, like Diana said, she is...

Easy. No, she has, like Diana said, she is. Easy. No, she has like weirdness about her. Yes. And Diana was like, in all of, she said something interesting. She was like, I know humans and like there's something off about. And there's, she's quirky. Yeah, she is. But Crystal had the same experience with her last season.

Realized she's just a nice person who just like says things in a weird way. And like does things in a weird way. But like is a very well-meaning person. And I'm sure as a well-meaning person, it's so frustrating to constantly like never get the benefit of the doubt from people first meeting him. Yeah. You know, Brian Moreland's like thing made a really good point, which was that like everyone was mad at Kyle this episode because also when they were recapping Erica talking about

Garcelle's sons, Kyle was like, it was funny, but it was, like, not funny. And Kyle wasn't even there. The person who was there the whole time was Dorit, who was, like, hysterically laughing. And it's like, everyone was literally tweeting at Netflix, like, cancel Kyle's show. But it's like, Kyle was not even present for that. I thought it was because of the miscarriage.

No, but also because she, like, didn't think it was wrong what Erica did to the kids. It was like, Dorit was, like, fully sitting there the entire episode. Yeah, but she was, like, trying to, um, she was, like. Navigate. Yeah sitting there the entire episode. Yeah, but she was like trying to, she was like, Navigate. Yeah, she was like laughing,

but also being like, no, stop. But you're also, you know what it's like to be with like that drunk friend. There's no talking sense into that person. There's only trying to diffuse it. Is Garcelle's friend,

Sheree, becoming like a friend of, we're getting like a lot of her. Yeah. I think she's like, I actually really like her. And she is friendly, I think with Sutton,

just because Garcelle, hangs out with Sutton so so much and I just need like more women to like believe Sutton and like trust Sutton yeah we need more we need to balance scales yeah Garcelle is just like she's everything of the sort although the Denise of it all what's that Denise didn't come to the party and so they were Erica was like well she's literally not your friend like you keep like trying and she's not your friend I don't think it's that I think she doesn't want to be around these women I agree I think they are very much friends and she definitely doesn't want to be on camera I don't think Garcelle cares whether Denise comes to her party that's like a production party she did RSVP so it's like

it's weird I also feel like different when you're filming reality tv sorry yes yes yes for sure um and then sutton's dinner party like in the mud i like although it was incredibly annoying i felt like everyone was complaining the whole time people just wanted to make her look bad and like the fact that she turned it around and gave everyone fur coats and sandals was so cute and made it like even cooler yeah but everyone was just complaining about everything like the ground my shoes the food like it was like kind of annoying yeah it's rude i will say i understand why rena didn't want to wear her shoes on the mug because those shoes are everything i just didn't know why sutton didn't literally just pick up the entire table and put it on the porch like she seemed to

adamant about dining outside also she should have had more food you can't just do a salad as a main course agreed we're coming all the way for lunch and it's just like there should be food about i don't i don't like when people don't have like you know plenty of food yeah and that people come to an event that's a meal and leave hungry and it's definitely a cultural thing like if you go to a jewish meal like you're literally leaving with bags of food yeah um and she's southern and i feel like it's like a similar culture yeah so that just felt odd to have like caviar appetizers, a salad for the meal course. And then. And everyone's drinking.

Yeah, no. And a bread basket. I do like her house. I was going to ask you what you thought. I don't love like the outside, like the actual architecture of the house, but I do really like her style. Even though the one thing that bothered me

were her floors. And I know she's like, and maybe this is just me being like trash. There, when we restored the original floors from 1930 and like while that sounds really nice like ew your floors are 100 years old and they're like parquet which are my least favorite style even though I have parquet I hate them um it just didn't feel like very elevated like Sutton but her decor is really beautiful I did like her old house much better I agree with you it didn't like

she's been working on this house for so long she's's been living in Kyle's old house, like in Sutton, as we know, like just found out she owns a minor league baseball team. Like she's a woman of means, no expense spared. And I was just like, oh, that's really nice, pretty house. Yeah. It was just like, honestly, I would put it on the same level as like Dorit's. No, and also. Dorit's is like a dead ass, like rental that you literally move into, like toothbrush, like everything is there no and Dorit's is like a dead ass like rental that you literally move into like toothbrush like everything is there but Dorit's is like so modern and

Suttons is literally the polar opposite 100 years ago but also she had her event in her backyard but like that can't be the whole backyard no I don't know it was just a patch of grass I just loved her old house it was so like southern and like it was it was a kind of like a Rach Parcell vibe like patterns yes I really liked it I think it was too much house for her and I think that was a house that she had with her husband so like she went and I totally understand that but this one was just like that's how I felt and don't get me wrong I live in a thousand square foot rental um but I'm a watcher and viewer of housewives and I'm allowed to judge what do you think about Diana's house um it's like pretty it's not my particular style it's

so modern it's like so cold and is the 87 million dollar house that she sold the Kardashian yes so when Lisa Randall was talking about the view from her Malibu house that is the house and the final season of Kardashians during COVID that they rented to like all be together. Yeah. $87 million. Why did she sell that house? I don't know because this, and I can't remember if every time she shows us one of her, like the house. Is she in the same house every time we see her in her house? Because she has so many houses. She has two in LA.

I think she is. She's in this like modern. It's like a modern tree house. Yeah. I don't like it. It's a very, you know, selling sunset. Yes. it's like a modern tree house yeah I don't like it it's a very you know selling sunset yes if you could live in any of the Beverly Hills housewives houses whose would you live in let's go through all of them Kyle of course Kyle's is very nice me too Dorit is modern not my style um Garcelle

is also pretty modern oh Crystal's house is sickening yeah she's a huge she looks like over a cliff yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think I might take Crystals or Kyle's. I love Kyle's like property, her backyard. I also like Kyle's old house. I know she likes it too.

Which one is that? The one that Sutton was living in. No, I didn't like that house. It's ranch style. I hated that house. No, I feel like she had such, had good energy.

Oh my God, Brian Moylan also said the funniest thing and it was like how Teddy Mellencamp like squeezes her way into any scene that Kyle is hosting and it's like how teddy mellencamp like squeezes her way into any scene that kyle is hosting and it's like where is faye resnick and what did teddy mellencamp do with

her body because it's like she really has replaced faye as like the person hanging on to someone's car alarm is going off outside shut the fuck up they're wondering where faye is yeah and no matter how many chanel bags you borrow you will never be. Yeah, I like, Kyle's new house has come together really nicely. Yes, it's a little like hodgepodge, like the neon sign in the foyer, and it's just like a lot. Yeah. But for the most part, I actually really like her.

We have to wrap the show. There's literally like an alarm going off outside. And we're done talking anyway, but also I think Faye designed, did all her interior. She did the interior for the OG house, the old house. No, but I remember when she moved into this house, it took a while, and like for a while a while she was living like kind of like a college kid with like couch coffee table tv yeah yeah um but she had said that faye was doing it yeah um

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