The Toast - S5 Ep93: An Incrayob Day in New York: Monday, July 18th, 2022

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

- Jennifer Lopez Confirms Marriage To Ben Affleck: Inside the Vegas Ceremony (Page Six) (18:13)  - Chris Evans is ‘Laser Focused on Finding a Partner’ (Page Six) (24:37)  - Armie Hammer ‘Cut Off’ From Family Dynasty Amid Financial Woes (Page Six) (30:44)  - Tamra Judge Returning to “Real Housewives of Orange County’ (Page Six) (36:54)  - Ricky Martin Denies ‘Disgusting’ Bombshell ‘Incest’ Sex Crime Accusations (NY Post) (42:46)  -Unburden Yourselves ([e-mail]) (46:16)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had an amazing, stellar, incredible weekend. We did. We really did. We did so much this weekend. I can't believe it's a Monday. I feel so off-kilter. Probably because we went to a concert last night. We got home at like midnight and now it's just Monday. We're so crazy. It's so gloomy here in New York which is reminding me of one of the movies that we watched this weekend called A Rainy Day in New York. It was like a young adult Woody Allen film. It was really good. It had your fave Timothee Chalamet who played the part to a T. Yeah you know I've not I think I've spoken a lot about how I literally don't understand how

Timothee Chalamet is famous but after seeing that film stellar he has some chops and Elle Fanning and Selena Gomez and it was just really great and so now every times it rains in New York I think I'm going to be thinking about that movie and it does have a certain je ne sais quoi when it's misty je ne sais quoi je ne sais quoi so I'm sitting here thinking like my throat is like a little scratchy I'm like oh my god like I have COVID or strep then I realized on Friday night I was out till three in the morning doing uh karaoke and then last night I was screaming the top of my lungs at a One Republic concert so I think it's fair to say I'm totally fine sure I just have you know like this is what happens to singers oh yeah that's the truth ain't that the truth don't I know it yeah I know I know it no but last night was the

first big concert that I've been to since COVID and you couldn't ask for a better lineup need to breathe and then one republic unfortunately we were being too fat to enjoy most of need to breathe because we were just shoving our faces with like and I just thought I thought we had more time like yeah we just were being fat and we missed some of the really great songs but when we we did get there. Can I just say, no regrets. I was so hungry. Oh, I have many regrets because then we had like the intermission in between and we couldn't have eaten then.

Yeah. So we missed some of the good songs, but you could just tell they were putting on an amazing show. Gorgeous, gorgeous band. I had no idea Need to Breathe was a Christian rock band. And then when we got to our seats and we started like singing the gospel songs, I was like, I feel like I'm at church. And Margaret was like, yeah, they're literally like a church band who got famous and that makes a lot

of sense because I felt like I was at Hillsong plus as Ryan Tedder said like PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdale is the New Jersey Temple and when you're there like everything feels like you're in church it's really a spiritual experience and it's so random but it's really I think my favorite venue that I've ever been to and I seek out concerts at PNC Bank Arts Center. It's an amphitheater in New Jersey. And I'm sure every place has your local amphitheater, and it's incredible for you. But this is our amphitheater in the tri-state area, and it's in Crayob. And we have a niche taste in music, so a lot of times, especially when it comes to...

We're so not like other girls. No, we can't just turn on the radio. We so not like other girls no like we can't just like turn on the radio like we we are not like other musicians so for us like the people we want to see in concert never fucking play in New York City proper or like even remotely close so usually when we want to see a country artist or like a band that's like not so mainstream we have to go to New Jersey which is fine because New Jersey is a gorgeous state. I'm heading actually to New Jersey for some shows, but I have a list of things to talk about. We're not there yet. We're not. Okay. Let's keep talking about the One Republic concert, which was really a religious experience. It was so good. I haven't seen One Republican concert ever. Was that your first time?

That was my first time as well. They were so good, and they are for everyone. So many ages of people there yesterday, like, everyone was enjoying, like, it's a family-friendly event, except there was a lot of really young people, too, and I was like, who knew? Yeah, they were, like, tailgating outside. I was surprised. I thought it would be an older crowd, also. Yeah, I thought it would be, like, more people our age, but there was a lot of really young kids, but I also think, like, an amphitheater on a Sunday is just a good time for them, and everybody can down to one republic and they're just so talented and it was really I but you know what I'm just not the same girl that I was like I I used to not get tired until it was all said and done I was like damn that was an

experience but I was like so fatigued in the middle of the concert me and Jackie like looked at each other and we were like not okay like my legs were killing me there was so much walking I was like I am not built for this my aura ring was off the charts right she was like girl take a seat I slept so deep I was like that that amphitheater happens to be like obscenely large with so many steps it's so unnecessary um so once we got back in the car like I was fully dehydrated my lips were so chapped I got home I took a shower and drank like four bottles of water I'm still not okay yeah no I'm waking up this morning and now it's just like Monday. We have the whole week ahead of us. I'm glad that we had the experience, but it took so much out of me. Well, this is your last week in New York and we have to do the most. So by the time you get

to your new home, like you're going to be exhausted. So it doesn't stop. I don't know if you forgot that we have plans tonight. I know. I remembered I was actually going to text you because I remember you asked me my availability for tonight. Can I wear something like this? Yeah, yeah. I'm blogging the whole experience for the Patreon. It's going to be wild. We've got a lot of vlogs going at once right now because we're also doing like a last week's in New York Tings vlog where we're doing everything special. And like I did have to go back to PNC Bank Art Center one last time before I left the city.

Yeah, no, and just for my life because I've had so many amazing memories there. Yeah, no, it was a great way to say goodbye. It was. It was really emotional, honestly. Like between the One Republic songs, just, you know, the undercurrent of what was really going on with our group,

you know, like Jackie's last concert in New York. Was anybody even thinking that? I think we were all just like so hot and sweaty. Oh no, I was thinking that. Because I didn't even really, I mean. I feel like whenever there's going to be like a good show in New York, I will come back for it. Yeah, no, I mean, but I was definitely thinking last night,

like this is because at like five o'clock, I was like, are we really going to a concert? Like no shade to One Republic, but like I'm tired. And if it weren't for it being your last soiree, I would have stayed my ass home. Yeah, probably same for me. But I'm glad that we went. Me too.

It was amazing. And that's always what happens. Like, I never want to go anywhere, you know? But I'm always glad that I do, most of the time. Most of the time. So anyways, if One Republic and Need to Breathe are coming to your town, go and get there in time for Need to Breathe. Get your snacks in between Need to Breathe and One Republic so that you don't miss incredible

songs and crayon songs. Learn from our mistakes. Yeah. So that was great. And I have a couple things I need to say. The second thing is that we didn't have a show on Friday, so I haven't been able to really brag. And I just want to let everyone know I'm reentering my annoying promotional era.

We got a couple months off because I haven't been on tour since May, but I'm going back on tour. So the annoying girly is back. West, not West Bank, I was going to say. West Hampton or Red Bank. I'm going to on tour. So the annoying girly is back. West, not West Bank, I was going to say. West Hampton or Red Bank. I'm going to the West Bank. West Hampton, New York, Red Bank, New Jersey, and New Haven, Connecticut, the first three shows of the final leg of NLOG are on sale now.

So you can get tickets to those three shows at girlwithnojob.com slash tour. Tri-state area. I'm coming back. I'm also hitting a bunch of other places, but these are the first three shows that have tickets. They're in August. They're summer shows. We're going to have great weekends in the Hamptons. So we just want everyone to get their tickets.

When's your West Hampton show? August 12th. Because I found out last night that you are sandwiched in between at the West Hampton Comedy Enterprise. Performing Arts Center. West Hampton Comedy Performing Arts Center. Like she's performing in between on different days in between Tom Segura and Tim Dillon.

Jackie's favorite comedians. I think I need to make a trip. My three favorite comedians. I need to make a trip just for it, and I'll stay in West Hampton for a few days and just keep hitting up the Performing Arts Center. I think that, you know, the Performing Arts Center of West Hampton clearly respects podcasts.

Clearly. And you know what it is? It's a Claudia sandwich. Literally. So, girlwithnojob.com slash tour tickets available don't miss out don't be a loser yes it is the same material from the tour that was at the beginning of the year we just took the summer off um so if you haven't seen it yet like really it would be your loss like not to toot my own horn but like it's pretty like life-changing honestly i think it's pretty

in cry-ob it's in cry-ob yeah so that was the first thing I wanted to say on my list oh the second thing I wanted to say is all weekend I've been catching up on RuPaul's Drag Race and I just want to give like a really brief um recap on what my thoughts are because the finale like is coming up soon so it's all stars all winners so people who have won different seasons now coming together it's like what they always want to do you know for Housewives all stars. But they finally did all stars all winners. And I wasn't really like fully obsessed with every single person that they cast.

But I was wrong as I usually am. And here are my thoughts because they're I'm just going to go through each person and tell you what I think. And just you don't want to save your thoughts for like a TV recap at the end. No because we have unburdened yourselves. So like it really wouldn't make sense you know. And it's like fresh on my mind I was watching it four seconds before I got here. Okay okay we'll let you do your thing. So Monet X Change is the first on my list and I just want to say I do like

that they're doing no eliminations because it's a different way you know everyone gets to give it their all and then at the end we decide. But Monet X Change is just kind of lackluster and I don't think she's really keeping up with a lot of the girls. So if someone were to be eliminated I do think it would be her. Shea Coulee is my queen. I rooted for her on her season. And then when she won All-Stars, like I was just really overwhelmed. And I'm sad to say that she is kind of fading into the background of the season. And she's even said that in some of her confessionals. So I just don't really know like what's going on with Shea, but I don't think she's going to win. Whereas before, like I would have went into the season being like Shea Coulee is going to win and I

will be rooting for her. But then you would have been wrong because you've never accurately predicted it. Never accurately predict. Because that's the thing about RuPaul's Drag Race. And you know what? Tell me the rundown and then I'm going to predict who wins. Okay. Evie Audley is not my favorite. It's just like not my particular type of drag. She's very like alt, you know?

She does like... She's not like other queens. She's not. She really isn't. She's more artsy, like dark. And that's just, I'm much more into like the glamour of drag. But she's really smart in her drag so like I'm happy for her but not my particular favorite Raja is also someone um who I

would loop in with Monet in just the sense that like they're not keeping up with the other girls you know they're just they're really good but like this this cast is is beyond talented and I just don't think either of them are gonna make it Jada Essence Hall really good really strong saw her twice at RuPaul's Drag Review in Vegas but I don't think she's gonna win even though she's currently in the lead I'm I'm a few episodes behind she's currently in the lead but I don't think she's gonna win um who else is on this oh the Vivian won RuPaul's Drag Race UK so I've never seen it and she won the first season so it was like a really big deal that she came on an American show. And she's fucking hilarious.

Like you would love her. Her accents are so good. She's like everything is royal. Like she makes being British like her personality. And it's so good. She's not really like winning. She hasn't won a lot of challenges. But she's so talented.

She keeps getting blocked. She's so good. Jinx. When Jinx Monsoon won her season, I was so confused. I was like, I really don't get it. I fully understand it now. I am rooting for Jinx Monsoon. Like, it's nobody's business.

Everyone keeps blocking her because they know she's going to win. She's so smart. She's so talented. She's fucking hilarious. Jinx is everything of the sort. So is Trinity the Tuck, who honestly I wasn't that familiar with. Trinity is everything. I think Trinity could win.

The way that she won the design challenge while also helping all the other girls so because a lot of them don't know how to sew for the design dress she was the blue dress yes oh my god Jackie came to my house for five seconds and watched with me last night yes so she is everything she's so funny I'm rooting for Trinity and Jinx that's where else that's that those are my thoughts and I'm sticking to them based on what I saw in the five seconds that I watched, and I think I only saw two queens, I think Shea Coulee is going to win. Okay.

I saw something wonderful when they had that design challenge. Yeah. They had to reimagine some of RuPaul's iconic looks and make them their own from scratch, and she took this big leopard dress that Ru wore and made it into this sickening other thing like it was amazing yeah no she understood the assignment okay I'm rooting for Jinx Monsoon and so we'll just have to say we shall see we'll see Monsoon enough we'll keep us posted of course

then the last thing on my list was I actually I think that was it okay yeah so do you think without further ado we could jump right in it feels so it feels kind of soon considering we had a long weekend but I guess that's pretty much everything we hung out with each other we watched movies we had like a really nice time yeah no I'm definitely not done because I spent like literally so much time with rolled and obviously everyone couldn't look at me now with like I look so different because I'm literally like a different person yeah it was just amazing like I'm really um there's like a twinge of sadness now when I hang out with Rold. Yeah.

Because it's just like get all the kisses in, get all the kisses in before his mother kidnaps him. Does it have your ovaries tingling? No, because honestly, I doubt that there is a child I could create that I would love more than Rold. Honestly. Honestly. The fact that Rold did not come from my loins like shocks me

every time I see him that's so sweet that's literally my child just so you know that's how I used to feel about Theo oh my god that's like even when Kayla was born I'm like how am I gonna love a baby more than I love Theo and then of course I did and then even when um no it literally goes like Theo Kayla like we keep one upping You keep, like the heart just keeps expanding and contracting. And I believe that there's room in everyone's hearts for more people. Yeah, but literally rolled is my whole heart. And he's literally obsessed with me. Like it's kind of toxic.

No, because he loves entertainment and you're so entertaining. Because I'm literally an entertainer. You are. That's what I do for a living. He couldn't have a better auntie. He could not have a better auntie. He could not have a better auntie. He loves singing. He loves comedy.

He loves dancing. He loves theatrics. He has respect for thespians. I literally am his favorite person on the planet. And I'm happy for him that he has me, honestly. And I'm happy for me that I have him. It's a really mutually beneficial relationship. It is.

It's really sweet. And we started sleep training last week, which I spoke a little bit about on Breaking Bread, I think. Which, by the way, new episode is up. And it's really sweet. And we started sleep training last week, which I spoke a little bit about on Breaking Bread, I think. Which, by the way, new episode is up. And it's really funny. It's called Big Flop Energy, of course. We were just being psychotic. It had been a long day.

We both just sat down at the mic and just let it rip. Let it rip. Let it rip. It's on Spotify now if you weren't able to catch it live on Wednesday. But sleep training has, it was tough at first, as they say. But it has borne fruit, and it's wonderful. Oh, good, good, good, good. It's really, we're in a whole new place, and it's really great,

so I'm happy to report. What do you say to the mamas who, like, are having trouble with sleep training? Because, like, those first two nights, like, when they're crying, you obviously just want to, like, get in there and make everything okay. Yeah, well, there really is a difference between, like cry and like a distressed cry right and if you have like a camera or a baby monitor and you can see that like they're mostly whining not like screaming crying something's bothering me right and sometimes they like cry so much and I'm like oh okay maybe something is bothering you so I'll check are you wet do you spit up here and sniff the butt I know like the

last time you ate like you are I know whether or not you might be hungry so if you know it's just those whiny cries like you just have to push through it is it's what's best for them too because they need to learn how to fall asleep on their own it's not fair if they don't know but it tugs at the heartstrings yes it does it's very it's very hard but it's worth it I watch every night I turn into my camera my um role division my role division it's my k-vision I have both sets of every night. I turn into my camera. My, um, my role division, it's my K vision. I have both sets of nieces and nephews on my camera.

And when that clock strikes, it's like eight o'clock. I'm fully tuned in. Yeah. It's literally the best TV on the planet. It's nibbling vision. And it's so interesting how different they are. Like Kayla's like,

finally get me away from my parents. I need to sleep. I'm exhausted. Literally putting this family on my back all day. I'm exhausted. Harry is like, what is sleep? I refuse to not be awake. What if the family needs me? And it's probably one of my favorite things to watch, honestly. Sound on. Yeah. Just like Drag Race.

Totally. Sometimes, you know, I notice how, you know, at first with the Shapiros and at first with you, you know, they leave the microphone on and I abuse the privilege. I get in there when they're trying to sleep and I'm like, go to bed, Kayla. And then suddenly I realized like they've removed that feature from my account, which is super fucked up and not fair to the kids. But whatever. Yeah. You know, you got to do what you got to do. I can't get on the microphone anymore, which is just it ain't right.

I've been. Was I silent or silenced? Silenced. Silenced for sure. She's silenced by my silenced for sure. Disgusting. For sure. Okay. Now, without further ado, because we do have quite a bit to talk about today, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you, yes you, need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Who needs to know? You. Got it. Okay, I wasn't sure. Not you. You.

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of On the JLo newsletter. Oh, she is loving her newsletter. She said, quote, We did it. Love is beautiful. Love is kind. And it turns out love is patient. 20 years patient. She called the Vegas ceremony exactly what we wanted and detailed their trip down the aisle.

She said, quote, Last night we flew to Vegas, stood in line for a license with four other couples, all making the same journey to the wedding capital of the world. Imagine being one of those couples, like, just getting married in Vegas, you know, wanting to elope.

You walk into the thing, the chapel, and J-Lo and Ben Affleck are there. Yeah, like, would you let them cut? Yeah, because then you could witness theirs. You know, that's an interesting question about cutting, like, when it comes to, like, celebrities. Like, if I was in line at, like, a concert for the bathroom for so long, and then, like, Miley Cyrus comes in like celebrities. Like if I was in line at like a concert for the bathroom for so long

and then like Miley Cyrus comes in and was like, can I cut? The thing is she probably wouldn't ask. She would be escorted by security who cuts the line for her. Yeah. No, but some people would see Miley and be like, oh my God, cut me. But I don't think that you would be that person. No, I guess, I mean, if it was Taylor Swift. It depends who the celebrity is, you know?

Yeah, yeah. Back to the story. Behind us, two men held hands and held each other in front of us a young couple who made the three-hour drive from victorville on their daughter's second birthday all of us wanting the same thing for the world to recognize us as partners and to declare our love to the world through the ancient and nearly verse nearly universal symbol of marriage like why does she have to write it like a poem i just want to say like i don't really hear jlo's voice it's giving ghostwriter no it's just giving like. She needs to fill the content of the newsletter so she's being wordy like she's

reaching her word limit. She's reaching her word count for sure. Okay newsletter aside and this chunk of words aside they got married in Vegas this weekend spur of the moment they didn't want a spectacle you know they clearly planned it because like there was glam and Chris Appleton was there doing her hair there was a Versace dress like right but it wasn't you know what you would have expected from JLo and Ben what do you think well you know I actually really like this and let me tell you why even though usually I'm like when celebrities do things low budget I'm like girly why you're literally the only people at person with the budget so go balls to the wall but I do think in a sense first of all they both had big celebrity weddings and I don't

think um I think they're probably more fun less fun than they look and when it comes to JLo like she was just recently engaged and I know that her and A-Rod like were planning this like extravaganza in Positano and it's probably like traumatizing and it just like kind of ruins the love wedding planning is horrible yes so and I'm sure on that scale it's even worse even though you have so many people doing things for you the stakes are so much higher and everyone has something to say about your dress and the flowers so I kind of love this I don't know if this means that they're not going to do an official wedding but I do kind of love this and it also reminds me like I and Kourtney were having a big blowout in L.A.

after their Italy wedding. But it's kind of been a while. But he also got sick. Right. Right. So here's my thing about this. I'm really glad that they just, you know, did it, got married. And I think probably the more times you get married, like, yes, wedding planning is torturous.

So it probably gets smaller and smaller. And you just focus on the love. Right. But there are ways to get married in a small way that are not Vegas. Like, yeah, could have been backyard affair. the love right but there are ways to get married in a small way that are not Vegas like yeah could have been backyard affair Vegas feels very like spontaneous but you don't like get all glam razzle-dazzle like prepare to walk down the aisle to Vegas yeah I do unless there's some sort of history there right well I do feel like there's kind of become like a PR trope recently like

Joe and Sophie did it first and they did it best um and most people who do it like Travis and Courtney and Joe and Sophie Jonas is because they need a marriage license for a um international wedding so getting one in Vegas is like a fun way to do it so maybe that's what they're doing but it does feel like you know a couple other couples have gotten a lot of press from this and it's like a fun thing to do so now like a lot of celebrities are doing it you know it's definitely a fun thing to do yeah especially if you're just doing it for the license because knowing you're gonna have like a formal wedding in Rome or wherever you do it and you just need the American license um I don't know if that's what they were doing I hope that they don't have a formal wedding

me too because if this is just the wedding I agree like the more times you get married the more you realize like weddings are not even about the couple it's like they're amazing but it's kind of just like a circus sometimes and it's not you focus on so many other things like besides the love and the life you're building with your partner so I do kind of love this if they just like slip into married life and and just kind of skip the wedding phase yeah um so I don't know if that's what they're doing or this was just a license moment because that's what happened with a lot of couples in the past who we reported on getting married in Vegas.

Yes, that is true. Anyways, I'm very happy for them. And I think a lot of, even all this time, people were saying that this is like a PR thing, them being together, back together. I didn't believe that. I never really thought that. And I think this confirms that it's not.

Yeah, I mean, I love JLo. How far would you take a PR relationship? I didn't believe that. I never really thought that. And I think this confirms that it's not. Yeah. I mean, I love J-Lo. How far would you take a PR relationship? I mean, in Hollywood, I wouldn't put anything past anyone. But Ben Affleck and J-Lo, like, don't need measures this extreme for PR. Yeah. Like, yes, being spotted with someone, paparazzi in the park, getting a kiss. Sure.

It's always fun. Getting married for PR is insane. And it's something someone really thirsty would do. And Ben and J-Lo have been around the block literally Jenny from the block they've been around the block like for a while now I don't think they need something as extreme as this yeah I agree I don't think it's PR I'm just curious how far someone might take it and her hair looks amazing and once again like Chris Appleton is the most talented man in Hollywood yeah that's amazing wedding hair that's good inspo for anyone she looked really cute the newsletter of it all is still like really um kind of at the forefront of my mind because it's

just it's just thirsty and you know what it's literally like kind of extreme for someone of jayla's stature i know and i just hope that she's getting the clicks and the subscribers that she's desiring because it's so weird weird but like sometimes celebrities like do these sorts of plays like even the text me thing you know and I think you know must be really successful for them because they keep doing it yeah that's true maybe this you know she's building up a subscriber database she's going to sell her subscribers in a few years and we're going to be the ones sorry people are sorry 100 left in the dust so maybe she knows what she's doing I did sign up for her

newsletter like when she got um engaged and then like i realized i missed the engagement announcement so i unsubscribed but she has my data miss the marriages right she has my data you're playing it all wrong 100 okay speaking of love our next story is that chris evans is laser focused on finding him a partner luckily for him we have a list of eligible women. Right. That's why I wanted to talk about this, because not only do we need to add him to the list, let's go through our current roster and see if there's anyone who matches up. Yes.

So Chris Evans got admittedly candid about his love life, revealing he is laser focused on finding a partner to, quote, spend his life with. He's promoting his upcoming film, The Gray Man. And when asked if he had ever been as intent with a search in his own life, he declared that he was going to give the interviewer a good answer. Quote, the answer would be that maybe I'm laser focused on finding a partner, you know, someone that you want to live

with. He explained that finding love was difficult in Hollywood. I mean, look, I love what I do. It's great. I pour all of myself into it. But in terms of even this industry is full of pockets of doubt, hesitation, and recalibration in terms of really trying to find someone that you can really pour all of yourself into maybe it's about trying to find someone that you're looking to spend your life with yes so maybe it's that okay so chris evans is 41 years old and so hot he's captain america for anyone who might be confused. With the other Chris's. No. And he's also, I know him from Knives Out.

Like, that's really what my... And what's your number? Yes. So, here's the thing with Chris Evans. It's like, he's literally so hot and rich and talented. And I do really feel like he's one of maybe ten people in Hollywood who are truly down to earth. And, like, still connected to, like, his family and his roots and is still very humble um and I think that's what he's talking about like obviously he can't just go to a bar and pick up a girl like it's not feasible so he's like forced to you know consider people in his own line of work but that

comes with like just a a hoist of troubles yes he's also from nanny diaries which we just watched just watched such a good movie yes i kind of i'm more into like chris evans's early work yeah now he's mainstream he's avengers he's marvel this and that and that's not really our cup of tea he also dated jenny slate from the polka king oh my god we have this conversation once a year okay but let's go into our list of eligible people now chris evans and chloe kardashian i'm obsessed like she's family oriented i feel like he would really like that they of course are so famous and rich but i do feel like at least what i gather from their show is that they're pretty like you know down to earth they're not like these crazy hollywood thirst monsters like they really are pretty contained within themselves yeah no they're they don't need to thirst because like they've

achieved right more fame than anyone now what's interesting is that he's been previously linked to two women on our list Aza Gonzalez no Selena Gomez yes and Minka Kelly so that knocks them off okay can I just say like Minka Kelly and Chris Evans is like the perfect relationship but continue what about Chris Evans and Lori Harvey I the perfect relationship. Yeah. But continue. What about Chris Evans and Lori Harvey? I think there's too much of an age difference. She's, like, 23, and that was the whole point of her and Michael B. Jordan. They said, like, he was ready to settle down, and she wasn't.

She's new on the scene. I don't think that's a good match. Okay, so not Chris Evans and Addison Rae. Absolutely not. That's disgusting. Okay, what about Chris Evans and Sherry Ray? Oh my god, you know what? Mama Sherry. Hmm, I could see it. And I have Kendall and Devin on this list, but they have to come off now they are back together.

Yeah, they were spotted at a wedding. I think that they probably broke up for five minutes and then changed their mind, which is so relatable. So no one on our list is really, even though he was like linked to Selena Gomez, but never in a kind of tangible way. Like they weren't ever spotted together. And I love that couple. Can I just say? Yeah. But I think everyone does. Love.

There's been a lot of Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling press because they're both in this movie, The Gray Man, that had like a big premiere. And Ryan has platinum blonde hair, maybe from Ken. Yes. And I'm just excited like for Ryan Gosling to, you know, be back in my life. He's so mysterious. He's like. Are you going to watch this movie? Probably not. I mean, why not? You like them both. What is it about? It's on Netflix. It's about an assassin who is obsessed with tracking down his target. And Chris Evans is the assassin and the target is Ryan Gosling. I feel like I watched a trailer for this movie literally three days ago. Does it take place in like a house? I don't know. It's called The Gray Man. I'm pretty sure I have. I did see a trailer for it. It's just not my like type of movie.

But Ryan Gosling is just so interesting to me you know like the Eva Mendes of it all like how they literally just decided like that's what really what he's what Chris Evans is describing is what Ryan Gosling has maybe he's been inspired by working with him on the set and maybe Ryan and Eva need to set him up with someone yeah because they're like really like a Hollywood fantasy you know they're both so rich, so successful, immediately fell in love, had kids, and, like, put acting on the back burner, but are still so A-list because they don't even care.

You know, it's like they don't even want it. It's so interesting to me. So I feel like maybe that's what happened. Like, he saw the love, the foundation that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had and was like, that's what I want. Yeah. I could believe it

because what he was describing to this interviewer sounds like exactly what Ryan Gosling had and was like, that's what I want. Yeah. I could believe it because what he was describing to this interviewer sounds like exactly what Ryan Gosling has. We need to expand our list, you know? We just keep writing people down when they come up in the news, but we really need to branch out and think about who could be good for this man. Is Emma Roberts single? Well, no. She and Garrett Hedlund are like always on and off.

Okay, so she's busy. Yeah, I think they might be off right now. For sure, but. But they're a couple I ship like entirely because country strong, obviously. Garrett Hedlund, like literally I would take a bullet for him. So I'm not going to try and like ship them with other people because I really want their happy ending. Me too. Okay, well we'll think about it.

We'll keep adding. Oh, I have to add Chris Evans to the list of eligibles. He's so. Having this list oh he's already on it. That's sad. He's number two. Having this list makes everything so much easier. Yeah just more organized. Yeah we don't have to keep racking our brains. Right. Are you ready for. Even though I feel like we're literally sitting here racking our brains. Yeah we're always racking our brains. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little more movie star news? Disgraced movie star Armie Hammer has been cut off from his family dynasty

amid financial woes. Now, this is really interesting because I didn't realize that he came from a family dynasty. Me neither. Armie Hammer has been cut off from the family dynasty established by his great-grandfather, Armand Hammer. Oh, is he Armand Hammer? No, they're like the Hammer International Foundation. The Armand Hammer. Oh, is he Armand Hammer? No, they're like the Hammer International Foundation.

The Armand. Are you sure they didn't invent Armand Hammer, because I know that that makes sense, but there's nothing in here about Armand Hammer. So a source told people that his dad won't help him work, won't help him anymore, and he's been cut off. So he got to work and he has been reported um working in the cayman islands as a timeshare salesman while the well may have run dry for army following the cannibal scandal that landed him in

rehab the hammer family continues to live high on the hog thanks to great granddad armand establishing himself as a billionaire oil tycoon in the 1950s with occidental petroleum running the company from 1957 until his death in 1990 who knew yep and now army's dad runs the company but 1957 until his death in 1990. Who knew? Yep. And now Armie's dad runs the company, but he is no longer giving money to Armie, hence why he could be found maybe selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands. Now Armie... Went to rehab.

Went to rehab. And it was paid for... By Robert Downey Jr., according to Vanity Fair. Which is so beyond weird and confusing to me because one how the fuck do these two know each other? Like I guess everyone in Hollywood just like knows each other. And two from what I've read about Robert Downey Jr. at least on Dumois it's like he's one of like the nicest guys in Hollywood. He like he's like one of the only ones who doesn't cheat on his wife. Like he's like this great guy. And I don't really understand why you would like pay for

Armie Hammer's like life. His rehab and then allowed Armie and his family to stay at his house. No, I don't think it was his family. I think it was his ex-wife who doesn't talk to Armie anymore and the kids. Which is a nice thing to do.

The article says allowed Hammer and his family. Oh, the article I read said it was Elizabeth Chambers and the kids. But whatever. Well, that would actually maybe kind of be in line with Robert Downey Jr. being a good guy he wants army to get help and he's going to pay for the help that he needs and he's going to

help the wife and kids who are in distress well I like never really um was like into army hammer or his downfall because I was never like an army hammer fan um but now he's back in the news and we just this weekend we watched death on the Nile which is the movie that was like coming out when his downfall was happening and they like pushed it back and it was just like this awkward timing for him so I feel like the movie got no press yeah it didn't it was weird I also think it wasn't received well and it was a fine movie plus like, like, Army being in it, like, made it weird. We watched it this weekend. It was fine.

It was, it's an Agatha Christie tale. So, Agatha, you know, never flops. No. But the way that it was directed was just a little too long and drawn out. But I always like Agatha. You know, it was a fine movie. Not as good as Murder on the Orient. So, I was just comparing it to that.

And it wasn't nearly as good. And some of the acting was not good. And literally, love this woman more than life. My Israeli queen, Gal Gadot. But like, she was not good. So it was like a fine movie. But I just think that what's more interesting about the movie is that it was the movie. Yeah.

That Army had coming out when all the allegations against him came out. And they pushed it back. And it was COVID. And it was like really came out and they pushed it back and it was COVID and it was like really drawn out. And then it ended up like not even being that good. Yeah, or successful, which is kind of, I think it would have been successful if it was a great movie

and like everybody felt compelled to see it. But it was just like, you know, a movie that you'll get on DVD. Yeah, maybe it's like, for us, it was like one movie that when we're all together, we could agree on, you know? Because we liked Murder on the Orient so much. Right.

So it's like a movie if like you're home for vacation or like you're with your parents. Like it's like fun for all ages. Yeah. So but seeing Armie act was definitely weird because I think the only thing I've ever seen him in is when he played, was he Winklevoss? Was he both Winklevoss? Yeah, I think so. That's so Parent Trap.

Totally. Armie Hammer. Let's check his IMDdb I'm not super and what's also so funny is like then we also got into timidly shall may this weekend and like they're both call me by your name oh right that's what people know both of them really from I never saw that movie and that's like what people are really obsessed with them from yeah call me by your name the man from uncle death on the nile, The Lone Ranger, The Social Network, You're Right, Rebecca, Mirror, Mirror, oh, the Snow White. Oh, I didn't see that.

I don't recall him in it. You didn't? With Lily Collins and Julia Roberts, you definitely did. No, I didn't. You didn't? Mm-mm. But did you see Snow White and the Huntsman? Yes.

No. Chris and Stuart? No. You saw both, because I saw them, and it was 2012. We did everything together. No. Fine. More than that, nothing that we know.

He's just so weird. Like he needs to go. And if what he's doing is selling timeshares in Turks and Caicos or wherever it was. Cayman Islands. I think that's best. Even though Cayman Islands always makes me, you know, raise my eyebrows because there's like always like a legal financial activity going on there from the States. Like maybe, you know, he's has an an offshore account that does feel like a weird place now I'm

suspicious again yeah well his attorney told page six following the reports of him working in the Cayman Islands that he could not confirm or deny the report because army hasn't addressed it I just quote think it's shitty that if he is selling timeshares the media is shaming him for having a normal job and I think it's shitty that Armie Hammer was accused of cannibalism and rape so I guess we're all just sharing things that we think are shitty yeah is he really trying to make Armie seem like sympathetic yeah no because it's like if people are making fun of him for selling timeshares I don't think that's what it is though it's just like we haven't heard from Armie in so long no this reminds me remember when that actor I think it's not that right you know he's just like we haven't heard from Armie in so long. No. This reminds me. Remember when that actor.

It's not that. Right. Yeah. No. He's trying to make it that. When that actor from the Cosby show was somebody like shared on social media that they saw him working at Trader Joe's and everyone was like oh my god. And making fun of him.

And then it ended up working out for him because Tyler Perry was like you guys are so fucking mean and gave him like an acting job. This lawyer is trying to make it seem like like that type of situation because that like we're shaming army for selling timeshares like no we're shaming army for his list of crimes for being a cannibal yeah yeah that's what we're doing okay ready for our next story some bravo drama yeah tamra judge is returning to the real housewives of orange county for its 17th season multiple sources exclusively tell page six quote tamra is thrilled to come back to the real housewives of Orange County for its 17th season. Multiple sources exclusively tell Page Six, quote, Tamara is thrilled to come back to the show,

especially after feeling the fan love from her stint on Ultimate Girls Trip. She can't wait to get back in the mix on her hoke and see how she can shake up the dynamic. Now, also, there's been beef between Jill Zarin and Tamara because Jill apparently revealed that Tamara was going back on the show and Tamara then called Jill the quote thirstiest bitch for revealing this information that is like not top secret CIA confidential so like why does it need to be kept under lock and key yeah so the first part of the

story with Tamra returning um I don't watch OC and I don't think there's probably anything they could do now I thought Heather might have been the thing to get me to rewatch and I did and it just wasn't good. It's just about timing because OC, even though it was popping off this season, like I was giving birth, we both stopped watching. No, and I just, I didn't even think it was good. And we didn't miss it enough to go back to it. Plus, Noella was a one season wonder.

Dr. Jen isn't coming back either. Oh, really? So that's the network admitting like this was a flop. Don't bother getting invested in these people. So why would I go and watch their stories if they're not coming back? And now we're going back to Tamara. And now we're going back to Tamara. But I just want to give a major round of applause to Tamara

because how many seasons was she knocked off for? Maybe two at most? I think one. And she made it back. And that does not happen. It doesn't. And people try and they try and they can't get back they spend years and maybe after five years maybe what was it heather how many years but heather

left on her own accord this never happens and i'm really happy for tamra that she made it happen and this i didn't watch ultimate carl's trip part two crazy in the berkshires but she obviously put on a hell of a show that they brought her back. And as like a working housewife and really a professional housewife, like that's the dream. No, this is like a disgraced housewife fairy tale. A disgraced housewife fairy tale. I think for all the women in this ex-wives club, they all went on this show

and I'm sure every producer was dangling a carrot. Like if you do this, you'll come back on your franchise. And Tamara's the one and I'm happy for her. And when Tamara did get fired fired I do feel like she got looped in with some of like the dead weight of the show because those were were the girls she was friends with but even up until the very end like Tamara was pot stirring like she she's a great housewife and I do think firing her wasn't the right move I do think firing like Vicky and Shannon was the right move like they were just doing the same there oh sorry Vicky and Tamara oh Shannon did I get fired no she's still on she's gonna go um I didn't feel like it was

fair that Tamara got fired I didn't feel like she was done like she what's great about her she literally has no circles like you know she has no loyalty to anyone she just wants to be relevant and a lightning rod and she is yeah to a point that's good to a point because then if someone is just being like a chaotic prop or a ploy it's like this isn't real human dynamics like I can't get invested so I'm glad that she took a break because I think a lot of people missed her and I think even when we were recapping her last season on OC and Vicky's last season we're like these people have to go but we're just as wishy-washy as the rest of them and so I'm happy she'll be back I don't know if I'll see what they do with the cast I don't know if I will still watch I'm also open to Vicky coming back I think she needed to be

humbled in a major way because she was one of these people who would go on a reunion and be like this is my show you know you're on my show and and you need to go if you're if you're saying things like that Teresa but then I'm open to you coming back once you've learned that this is not your show this is a cast I actually don't think I'm open to you coming back once you've learned that this is not your show. This is a cast ensemble show. I actually don't think I'm open to Vicky coming back. Because I don't think she, women like her, like Teresa, like Vicky, are really not capable of being humbled.

I think being fired is humbling. No, of course. But I think they would come back and act the same. Well, let's see. I'm open to a second chance. So then there's all this drama with Jill. Yeah. And they're all going back and act the same. Well, let's see. I'm open to a second chance. So then there's all this drama with Jill. Yeah. And they're all going back and forth on Instagram.

And to be honest, I don't care. Yeah. And I think so the rumor mill was saying Tamra's coming back. And it's always these Bravo Instagrams, no information before it's confirmed. And so then Jill confirmed it. And Tamra was mad at her. And it's like.

It was just giving like a little like try hard. Like forever. Like for Tamara to be like making a moment, you know? Yeah. And now everyone's talking about that and not the fact that she made a triumphant return. A triumphant return. So she shouldn't have even addressed it because she really fueled the fire with that Instagram story. Has any housewife who has ever been fired, not left on their accord Bethany Heather fired made it back I don't know but if I were

to request someone who was fired become back it is Phaedra yeah because what she did like was fire worthy but like I do think she's a star but she's back on ultimate girls so if the network wants to hire her again oh or they are hiring her again, then put her where we need her. Yeah. I mean, I guess, this was a conversation on Ultimate Girls Trip. Like, do you believe Dorinda was fired?

Yes. Because she says that she's on pause, and Andy told her that. And I think Andy even said on Watch Up and Sive, like, he did say, like, we're going to take you off just for this season. Not, like, fired. Okay. That's still just for the season. Not, like, fired. Okay.

That's still fired. But sure, like, just like Tamara, it's technically on pause. Yeah, yeah. I guess that's true. If the pause never ends. I mean, actually, you could say Teddy Mellencamp because she's literally at every soiree in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, even though she was fired two years ago. Yeah. Everyone's doing what they got to do.

Everyone's doing what they have to do. But I'm happy for Tamara because this is just not something that happens very often. And I often like thought about Tamara's life post Housewives and it just feels like her whole life was being a housewife and she's done it for what, 16 years? She needs it.

And so honestly, I agree. Like I am happy for her, but I'm still not going to watch. We'll see, but probably not. I haven't missed it. Me neither. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is so twisted? The final story.

Yeah. Ricky Martin is denying disgusting bombshell incest sex crime accusations. Ricky Martin is denying these bombshell domestic violence allegations reportedly filed by his 21-year-old nephew. It was revealed two weeks ago that a judge in Puerto Rico has issued a domestic violence-related restraining order against the Latin pop icon. The alleged victim's name was not previously disclosed. However, according to a Spanish publication, it is now disclosed. Under Puerto Rico's laws for incest charges, the sentence Ricky Martin could face is five decades in prison if the shocking claims are true the publication reported the complaint was made anonymously under law 54

known as the domestic abuse prevention and intervention act this is i mean the story oh sorry a puerto rican newspaper reported that this order states that ricky martin and the person who filed the complaint so the 21 year old, dated for seven months. The alleged victim claimed that Ricky didn't take their breakup well and has loitered near the petitioner's home at least three times, according to the report. So they were in a consensual incestual relationship for seven months? I guess so, and Ricky Martin's attorney, Marty Singer, said unfortunately the person who made this claim is struggling with deep mental health challenges. Ricky Martin has of course never been and would never be involved in any kind of sexual or romantic relationship with his nephew he said this is not only untrue it is disgusting we all hope that

this man gets the help that he urgently needs but most of all we look forward to this awful case being dismissed as soon as the judge gets to look at the facts i mean it's so disgusting like just the for the base of this case like stalking an ex is so fucked up and then you add the element of the fact that his ex might allegedly be his nephew it is so disgusting I I literally can't no I literally can't the base of this case is that he maybe dated his nephew right that and then of course stalking an ex is never safe. Never what you want. But if this is true, it's disgusting. If it's not true and the nephew is claiming that this happened,

it's disgusting. No matter how you slice it, this story is horrible. Yeah, and I very much will be keeping up with this story because the two possible truths are so different like let's say his statement is uh ricky martin's statement is totally true like this is a mentally ill cousin or whatever of ricky martin and these claims are so false it's so disgusting and defamatory but on the other side of it if he literally was having a relationship with his nephew and then all of that afterwards, stalking and abusing, so fucking disgusting. So I'm actually extremely curious

because it's easy to say, you know, as a celebrity with access to amazing lawyers, this is all untrue. That's what everyone does. I want to see facts. I would like to be a juror. Like, I need to know. Yeah.

Well, hopefully we'll get the facts. We'll keep you posted. Twisted. You don't hear from Ricky Martin in so long, and all of a sudden he maybe allegedly is dating his nephew. No. And honestly, my condolences to all the gay men in America because Ricky Martin is their icon, their leader, and their idol.

And it's tough to hear that your idol dates his nephew. Like, it is very tough pill to swallow. I imagine. I imagine. So I'm thinking of all of you. But in other news, you know, Ricky Martin probably needed to unburden himself and maybe if he had written into the toast he'd be feeling a lot better because today is Monday and we are doing Unburden Yourselves,

which is our segment on Mondays that we call Unburden Yourselves where you can write in to unburdenyourselves at gmail.com and you can tell us something embarrassing that you did over the weekend something that haunts your dreams

something that's like a chip on your shoulder that you're just carrying. You need to get it off your chest and we're here to take that burden and to place it on the floor

for you and kick it. We're going to make you feel better about it. So everyone who wrote in this week, thank you for being vulnerable. And if you want to get on, unburden yourselves, plural, at gmail.com. This is a, hold on, let me check. I have three. Okay.

Let's start light, okay? Okay. Hello, Jackson, Claude, and brazen, drazen. Brazen, drazen, brazen, drazen, brazen, drazen, brazen, drazen. I need Bryce for this segment. I have to unburden myself because you girlies are the only ones who will understand. I was stopped at a stoplight for a while and I quickly checked Instagram and I watched the story of Claudia giving Jackie the baby book of Claudia Builds a Bridge for Bruno.

I was laughing so hard and dying at Jackie's reaction that I ended up rear-ending the car in front of me. When I cried on the phone to my dad, he asked me if I was on my phone. Of course, I lied because that's so embarrassing but just want you guys to know that I love you and I'm never looking at my phone while driving again I really am glad that you shared this with us so that we could take an opportunity to say get the fuck off your phone when you're driving like these roads they're so dangerous when you're driving on the highway yesterday there were so many signs like your lap this this could be your last and it's like nothing that you're doing even claudia's stories while so

important so so so important nothing is more important than like you driving safely and it's not fair to the drivers around you so like if you are one of these people who even touches your phone while you're driving stop i completely agree it's one of my biggest pet peeves i won't drive with someone who's on their phone of course not i would sooner get out on the side of the road and call an uber a safe driver. Agreed. It's the dumbest thing you can do. And nothing on your phone is important.

No text you're sending, even if you're telling someone where you'll be. Nothing. Stop it. No, and also to this girl who wrote in, like, I'm so glad you're okay. And let this be a lesson, like a warning from the universe. Like, it was such a small fender bender. You're totally fine. The other person is fine.

Stop being on your phones when you drive it is literally so dumb and there's really nothing going on unless you're like like an emergency room doctor with a beeper there's no reason you need to be touching any technology when you drive there's no reason whatsoever and i'm glad that this person had this experience so that she could write in so we could use this as an opportunity to remind you and if you're that person who uses their phone and you think it won't happen to you stop stop it's not fair to the other drivers on the road it ain't it ain't all right but we're not trying to shame you and just let this be a lesson in caution next up hello claudia and jackie i did the most mortifying thing ever yesterday and even if you don't read this hopefully i'll just feel better writing it

in i'm a summer intern working mostly remotely. So yesterday I was listening to music while doing my work. My boss called me out of nowhere via Microsoft Teams, so the call rang on my computer and my phone. I answered on my computer and then right round by FlowRida started playing on my phone a few seconds before I could turn it off, and it was not on mute. I was listening to early 2000s music and that's what came on, but now I'm so embarrassed and I just wasn't listening to Taylor Swift like I usually do. Anyway, now my boss thinks I'm a freak that listens to Flo Rida in my free time. That's a particularly bad song.

Oh, I disagree. I actually feel like it's better that you were listening to Right Round, which is a hit, a classic. No, but it's like disgusting. You spin my head right around, right around. When you go down, when you go down go down down I think it's a song about low jobs probably can get down to flow right and more than he could to Taylor Swift and maybe he's like oh simpatico can't wait to hit up happy hour this with this girl I think it's fine yeah I think it's fine too also um it's just so important to realize like nobody cares about you

and I'm not saying that like in an insulting way like you're going over this in your mind but like literally your boss deals with like a million people like he literally or she like probably doesn't care you know. No and so you listen to music while you work at least you're working you know it's not like your TV was playing and you were watching the new season of something. That's true. You know like I don't think there's anything wrong with this so your phone played a little music. Like, who's your boss? The Gestapo? I think she's more focused on the song itself, not the fact that song played. Because it is a particularly, like, graphic song.

Okay, but at least that's a song that everybody knows. It's not like you listen to, like, niche pornographic music. Yeah, that's true, actually. I just don't think he's thinking about it, and neither should you, you know? Agreed. To you, it's, like, this big thing. But to him, it's just, like, one of the many things he has to deal with at work or she I don't know why I keep assuming his boss is a he like I'm literally she said he I'm toxically patriarchal no I feel like she was

like he no she just kept saying my boss thinks I'm a freak my boss this was a test and we failed my boss called me out of nowhere my boss thinks I'm a freak I got no pronouns and I assumed he and that's on being toxic and that's why not supporting women supporting women in the workplace no I don't know literally like I'm so toxic so someone cancel me cancel me you're fine girly don't worry about it you're totally fine all right next up this is the third and final one Jackson Claude my favorite my favorite iconic duo it's time for me to set this burden down I found out out my boyfriend of three years who lived with me

was cheating on me. So prior to making him move out, I put itching powder on the inside of every pair of his boxers. I folded them back exactly as they were and placed them back

in the dresser. I hope when the itching starts he thinks something is wrong with him and sits down with the girl he cheated with, now his girlfriend, and talks about testing

for an STD. Love it. We love a creative, really harmless revenge. You know, it's not like you put something toxic in there. It's not like you put crabs in his underwear. Right. You know like it's a joke. Yeah. This is perfect actually. I actually respect the creativity, the ingenuity. And I

feel like as long as there's no permanent side effects or anything. What is itching powder? Didn't even know that was a thing. Why would they make a powder that's just supposed to make you itch? Probably for pranks. Okay for pranks. It's like fart in a can. Like why would they make that Probably for pranks. Okay, for pranks. It's like fart in a can. Like, why would they make that? For pranks.

Okay, assuming there's no contraindications, I think the punishment matches the crime. I completely agree. And it's just a nice way for you to, like, sleep well at night knowing, like, you got taken advantage of, but then you made things right. Yeah. I love this for you. And guess what?

He fucked around and he found out. 100%. And that's what we call justice. Justice. Yeah. And it's nice to like, some people like take pranks way too far. Like I see it on TikTok all the time. Like even if the person deserves it, like sometimes people take pranks too far. And I think that this is the perfect level of prank. Yeah. And I'm proud of you. And I respect your creativity and ingenuity and there's no burden you need to unhear. But it probably feels good to talk about it. Like something that you kept to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love that for you. So that was Unburden Yourselves. UnburdenYourselves.com. That was our show. Our show. Ours. Not theirs. Oh, no.

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