The Toast - S5 Ep94: Squatting into Love: Tuesday, July 19th, 2022

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having a great day so far. We are because we're wearing our new merch, Summer Collection, Spring Summer Joggers. Spring Summer, we're wearing new merch. We are both wearing the crewnecks. You guys know we love a crewneck in the summer, but we also... There's other stuff. There's other stuff. So these are the two crewnecks. This is our like Morning Toast Weekday Club Collection. If you're watching on YouTube, Claudia and I are wearing the crewnecks this is our like morning toast weekday club collection if you're watching on youtube claudia and i are wearing the crewnecks claudia is wearing pink i'm wearing green there's also t-shirts they're shorts there are baby onesies there are tote bags something we've never

done before i'm so excited about this collection and we were wearing them yesterday and now i'm wearing it again today and it's just like the cutest look the cutest look we had like a full blown photo shoot in the street yesterday shout out to the toaster in the wild who saw us taking pictures of each other and offered to take a photo of us she saw us taking pictures of each other like told us she loves the show we asked her to take a picture of us she delivered she delivered for our photo shoot and that's the kind of like boots on the ground work we love to see here at the morning toast yeah so that launches friday friday 10 a.m pacific time pacific time so 1 p.m eastern oh spooky spooky so obviously don't get confused it's not chanelleofficial.com it is shop

morningtoast.com i know it's so confusing because people are always like claudia help i'm going to neimanmarcus.com and i can't find the merch and it happens all the time because like we're so high end but it's just exclusive to shopMorningToast.com. This happens to be like an exclusive capsule collection. So maybe in the future we'll be at Chanel.com. But for now, it's still ShopMorningToast.com. Yeah, it's a really, really cute collection. I love my look today.

You do look really cute. We'll be wearing all the new items throughout the week. Photos on our Instagram if you're looking for inspo. I'm wearing XL as usual I'm wearing XL I probably should be wearing a large in this for wearing it oversized but um I had a medium instead and I just didn't want it to be so snug 100% so snug so snug on me these days but sizing is as always these are the usual crewnecks nothing nefarious not any thicker not any thinner they're what you've come to know and love from tmt so again that's friday 10 a.m pacific 1 p.m eastern um it's tuesday which

means there's no tv recap there's no unburden ourselves and there's no dear toaster so we just have the the whole afternoon just to like talk about ourselves which is the best yeah we had a crazy night oh my god i'm thinking like why am I so like bloated and tired because we were literally out till midnight on a Monday. Yeah we did something really special last night. Claudia and Margo planned something really sweet for me as like a farewell endeavor and it was a surprise. Claudia blindfolded me. It was a whole thing. She vlogged everything for the Patreon and I'm so excited to watch it to see like what all happened before I was privy to what we were doing. Yeah, it was a gorgeous night.

It was, I don't want to like spill too much. You know, we did run into some fellow famous people. So I really don't want to, I don't want to spoil it because it's all on the Patreon. So after this, I have all the content already. I will be editing the vlog on my way to Boston which is where I'm going today for the Spritz meet and greet at six o'clock all the information is on the Spritz Instagram account so if you're a Boston girly you want to drink you want to party you want to take pics 6 to 8 p.m tonight so I'll be editing the vlog en route to

Boston I've decided to drive because I just don't feel comfortable for my mental health to fly anymore. Oh, yeah. No. If you have the option between flying and driving right now, drive. Drive. Yeah. Like, I would. Ben was like, like, Ben in bed last night was like, I really wish we were flying.

I'm like, I don't. Why would you put yourself through that? Like, you can be guaranteed however many hours it is driving. Like, three and a half, four. Three and a half. Or you could be two hours, could 12 hours yeah no it's like those 40 minute like regional flights are the ones that always are getting like shafted yeah so I feel good about my decision so the vlog will be up today it was really a great night I ate so much like that cake I'll be dreaming about it I ate a lot but I kind of wish I ate more you know the feeling

not that there was anything more for me to eat because we really licked every plate clean but I almost wish like we ordered more like I wish it was stuffed and I wish I had leftovers in the fridge you did take home leftovers oh yeah but not of the the stuff you wanted the good stuff was gone the good stuff was exactly yeah um it was delicious like really premium and like a bittersweet evening it was but mostly sweet every it was really nice to have the gang back together we haven't all had like a gno yeah in a few months and then this was a weeknight gno it was kind of crazy to be out on a monday at midnight we were kind of like the morning toast weekday club like crazy kids out on the town we're just doing everything on the weekdays so that you can take

off on the weekend it's so true i'm like a big proponent of doing the most on the weekdays um and nothing on the weekends yeah me as well so you got your liquid death this is not sponsored by the way no it's not it's just such a great product and i look so badass don't i are you guys looking at me like oh my god that girl that girl is trouble. Are you gonna pump and dump? Because you're drinking beer? That's really funny. Like, for loco, do you think Harry would like for loco? I think he would like liquid death, for sure. I've actually been drinking liquid death for the last few weeks, and he likes it. Also, we went

to a concert, and all of the water there was liquid death, which makes a lot of sense, because it's cans instead of plastic. And again, like, oh, you're not drinking at a concert, but you look sick. Ya cans look sick. Ya cans look sick. You look like a piece of plastic. And again, like, oh, you're not drinking at a concert, but you look sick. Your cans look sick. Your cans look sick. You look like a piece of wood. Rest in peace, Shadows of Sunset.

That is lost. The community will, or at least I, will never get over. It's disgusting. Yeah. And then you think of all the other shows that are still on TV, you know? Yeah. Are you going to be watching Love Island USA? It's making its return.

I was going to ask you that, because I saw you had your Love Island water bottle, and I saw that it's on Peacock like starting today Arielle Vandenberg is no longer the host because it moved from CBS to Peacock now it's Sarah Highland um I don't think I don't know I don't think I'm gonna watch because like I really enjoyed it last year it was like so fun and exciting but everyone is pretty much under the like same understanding that UK is so much better and it's happening right now and apparently it's crazy I don't know what's going on but like if I'm gonna spend all my time watching a show I'm gonna watch the loser version you know yeah plus when it's on Peacock and everyone watches at different times like you're not really a part of something like

you were when it was live and that's what you really enjoyed about it and I don't understand my Love Island US like can't get their shit together and be nearly as good as Love Island UK. I don't know why either. Maybe it's the accents or something, but it's just not working in this format. Yeah, I don't think it's going to do any better on Peacock. Streaming, yeah. I would have a better chance if it was live

because then, okay, I'll watch this episode and then maybe in a few days I'll watch again. But you have to be really dedicated to choose it out of all the streamers and all the world to choose that episode. Out of all the streamers and all the world, you decided to walk into mine. And Peacock is just not my favorite, honestly. I don't really, I don't care about what platform it's on. If I pay for it, I'll watch it.

Yeah, but I'm, like, always canceling my Peacock. Like, I only resubscribe when I need to watch something, you know? Oh, I keep all my streamers active because I have YouTube TV. So I get my cost back. What do you mean? Like, I don't pay for cable. I pay for YouTube TV, which is much cheaper, which gives me more budget for all the streaming services.

I, like, never get over the fact that you're, like, a cord-cutting millennial, no cable, because it's so not you. That's me. I'm just extremely cool, young, hip, on trend. It's so not you to be, like like a maverick, you know? I'm a maverick. Like you're rebelling against cable. I'm so maverick.

Literally. I'm so pro-maverick as well. Yeah, it's important for everyone to know, like it really wasn't your call. Like Zach wanted YouTube TV, so you just went along with it. And it's very much a Zach thing to do. 100%. But I just... No, I'm someone who would get...

It's just one of those things about you. I'm someone who would have cable and have every channel because I just couldn't just have you probably also get YouTube TV and you never know when you're gonna need that channel stars I love having cable I can't lie but I have every streaming service and I pay for all of them and I don't cancel them like Hallmark movies now Lifetime Movie Club like uh Acorn and even though I don't watch stuff on them all the time, and Zach is always like, when can we cancel? I'm like, you just never know.

Yeah, so because I pay for cable, I monitor my streaming services a little bit more. Like I catch up on RuPaul's Drag Race on Paramount+, cancel it. And then when I have new episodes, I redo it. Wow. Yeah, no, I'm like really cheap and annoying. That's because I pay a lot for cable, because I also have home internet, cable, and home phone

all wrapped up into a bundle. And I really need to cancel my home phone. Like, I don't even have it plugged in. But what about, you know, in case of, like, a nuclear warfare? I can't imagine your home phone bill is what's breaking the bank. No, it's like $12 a month. Yeah, no, it's not. So I think you should leave that.

I know. And you like talking about that you have a home phone. I do. And also, it increases engagement on my social media because anytime my home phone is in the background of any of my content you have a home phone tell me that's not a landline Claudia. Shut up oh my god like sorry I'm safe like I'm always thinking like there's an apocalypse or like New York just dropped this cringy ass PSA like what to do in case of nuclear warfare like as if that's you know a potential like possibility um

and you know your cell phone won't work in case of a nuclear warfare so call me on my landline bitch okay if you paid me six million dollars right now Claudia what is the phone number of your landline I couldn't tell you yeah but we'll call you there yeah we'll look it up call me during nuclear warfare we'll get out the yellow pages I put my

home phone number in our like family chat when I first got it. So maybe you saved it. I'll let you know. Yeah. But like I can remember phone numbers from and maybe this is just like a byproduct. When you were a kid, of course. Like my best friends. I can literally remember our dead father's cell phone number.

Like, but I don't know my own home number. You know your parents phone number. Like, yeah, but I haven't like had the need to call my dad since 2008 but still like you remember your friend's phone numbers from growing up do you know Zach's phone number by heart I do after so many years of like having to put it on medical forms and this and that a few years ago I realized that I had it memorized yeah I got it it's a good thing do you know your social security number yep when I was um getting my passport renewed in like the seventh grade Olivia like escorted me to the post office and we were waiting in line and she was like this is like Olivia she's so smart you know she was

like you really should know your social security number by heart I'm like okay so she made up a song while we were waiting in line in the post office and every time I write it I'm like it's like each number and honestly it was like one of the greatest gifts she ever gave me. That's so sweet. Because I always remember it. Yeah. That's really nice. Olivia also taught me how to ride a bike.

Did she? Mm-hmm. I don't remember that. I do. Core memory in the driveway. That would be a core memory. What are one of your core memories? Last night.

Oh, God. No, from childhood. Oh, I have so many wonderful memories memories when you peed on my head in the bathtub that was a great day good times good times no like a positive one oh okay um just put me on the spot or like a random memory that you happen to remember you know yeah oh I have a lot of those. Like my first memories. Like I just remember being in pre-K.

You do? Yeah, I feel like I shared this recently. Maybe not on the show, maybe in my private life. So hard to tell which is which. I was in pre-K and I remember it was spring and it was one of those spring days where it was hot. But I was still dressed for winter. I was wearing a dress and I was like, I'm very I was like this is too hot for spring that's my core memory that's my earliest memory of my life being hot in pre-k that is so

speaking of being hot I'm I'm like done well two nights ago we went to the One Republic concert and it was so hot and I was sweating. Like, I think that's the way people sweat after like a full-blown like 90-minute SoulCycle class. And then last night we had to wait like seven minutes for our table and we stood outside the restaurant and I was literally like not okay dripping, melting, having to go inside. I think there's something going on with me

and I just want to say like I'm done. I'm ready for the winter weather. Like, I want to make a chili. I want to cultivate a vibe and I'm fucking done. No, it's just a heat wave. No, but like. Everyone is experiencing it. Everyone was hot, but nobody was having like the problems I was having.

Why don't you get like the Botox of the armpits and all that jazz? I wasn't even sweating in my armpits. All that jazz. Here's where I was sweating. Like forehead, neck, upper lip, behind my neck, crevices. Like can I get Botox in my crevices? You could get anti sweating pills you can I feel like I sweat more than the average person like yes I think it's

partially contributed to the fact like that I actually don't think that you sweat some people have a sweating problem yeah I don't think that you do I think you sweat when it's hot how do we stop that like I'm really not into it pill anti-sweat pill i didn't realize that that existed description yeah looking into it call your doctor because i'm just like always the hottest person in every room and everyone's like yeah you are smoking everyone's like hot jackie but they're dealing with it yeah well i think it's also because like we hang out a lot and i run cold no no i don't run cold but like i fight the sweat with every how i don't. No, no, I don't run cold, but like I fight the sweat with every color. I don't know.

I'm so done with sweating. Like I'm so done with literally everything I wear having to like be dry cleaned. Like I'm fucking done. It's so annoying. But I did experience that at One Republic. That was a sweat fest. Yeah, but I was literally sweating three times as much as you. Perhaps. You could have literally filled a water bottle with the sweat on my neck.

No, I was so sweaty. My clothes have to be dry cleaned. It's just like it's annoying. Your clothes actually bar be dry cleaned. It's just like, it's annoying. Your clothes actually barred the outfit. I just don't want to like go out anymore. Like leave my house. It's unsafe. And because you were leaving your house a lot.

I have to stop. It's not good for me. No, and there's also a heat wave. So just take the week off. There is a heat wave. Everywhere. Well, first of all, Conant sent out a warning yesterday. Like, we're about to fuck up.

Warning. I was on a Zoom with some people who were in New Yorkork and one person's lights were flickering oh my god and then the rest of the country it's like even worse triple degrees like many places i don't want to jinx it but like do you remember like in like maybe the last 20 years there were like two major blackouts the entire island of manhattan went dark that's like kind of a vibe you know except for the air conditioning and like the crime yeah no actually it's like the purge it's the purge yeah but like I don't know we were all you know united back then I don't think so no I don't think so either but um it just made me think we haven't had a blackout in a while like we're almost due for one you know I don't want to maybe they learned I don't know hope if there's a blackout

the squatter in my house like will definitely bust out from inside the mirror and just like start taking over because he's gonna be sweating and he's gonna be like I can't hide this anymore no then I'm gonna become the squatter because he's gonna take over my house and I'm gonna have to squat behind the bathroom mirror yeah you don't have a squatter in your house why do you think that I just know I do because of airdrop and because I dropped the towel on your floor I can feel like his presence or her but it's definitely I can feel his presence or her, but it's definitely he. I can feel his presence. I can't explain it.

And I heard someone cough. Okay. Good luck to you. Tell me if you need anything. I definitely have a squatter. I got to install cameras just so I can go viral once he comes out. Oh, I've seen some crazy videos. That could be me.

Think of the engagement. I don't really think you can have someone living like, living in your walls in New York City. I think you can. We don't have enough space here. You know, why wouldn't you go live in a suburban wall? Because it's easier to get found out in a suburban home. But, like, you can go between apartments. Like, you think that there's not a lot of space.

But you're building, like, the walls, the vents, the ducts. The walls are paper thin. I live in a pre-war building, so they're actually quite large. Actually a mansion for a squatter. Okay. Keep me posted. I will.

I will. I'm always looking behind my bathroom mirror like I know you're in there. That's where they live. Like, you know, if you have... It's sad. Yeah. No, I went down like a squatter rabbit hole

like a year ago, and now I'm fully convinced. I just always feel like a presence, you know? Yeah. And then one time in the middle of the night, like I did hear someone. Maybe you guys will fall in love. Oh, that'd be cute. Maybe he watches you in the bathroom mirror.

Like, he's like, you're so beautiful, but he sees you being so hard on yourself. Oh my God. Yeah, wait. Okay, so this is obviously a Hallmark movie. What are we calling it? Squatting into love. Okay, or squatters right into her heart something like that yeah because you know squatters rights are a thing yeah which are insane by the way squatters rights like no you

literally don't own this house um okay so that's enough about me what's up with you not much you business as usual cool you know i saw you 20 seconds ago. No, I know. It's like, we are caught up. We have to stop hanging out after work because, After hours. After hours because like, then I really have nothing

to catch up with you on the podcast with, you know? Yeah. Well, not to be so morbid, but like, No, shut up.

Like, shut the fuck up. Obviously, I know. Just shut up. Okay, so I think without further ado, Do-do-do-do-do.

Where are you? Mommy's little angel. Do-do-do-do-do. Where is Brew? I'm his favorite auntie. Do-do-do-do-do. Where is Brew? He's so soft and sweet.

Do-do-do-do-do. Where is Thu Thu ma Thu ma Thu ma do do do do where is brew mommy needs a hug do do do do where is Thu He's at home with Papa. Okay. Bryson, mommy loves you. Thryson, and he loves you. Brass and thrass and brass and thrass. Brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and brass and thrass and while we're at it. Do-do-do-do-do-dora. Do-do-do-do-do-dora. Do-do-do-do-do-dora. Dora the Explorer. Perfect little Dora. Crunchy angel Dora. Gorgeous hair Dora. Precious man Dora. Cutest nose Dora.

Love of my life Dora. Soft and sweet Dora. I'm crying. Okay, I feel good that we got that out of our system. We need to record Toast Tunes. Will you book a studio session? I'll come up for it. I'll call my producer.

I'll spend the day. And we'll just bang it out. I'll call my producer. And call Ryan Tedder because we need his sick beats. You know what? I was actually thinking about approaching him. You know, I'll put together a deck, like a pitch deck. And I know he only works with like Beyonce and Taylor Swift and Adele.

But I feel like... Why not Bryson Sharks he doesn't even know like the level of iconicism that would erupt if we all got the studio together like yeah he's like all right girl so like tell me what you want to do and we would be like Ryan Mr. Tedder how about something like this? Do-do-do-do-do. Where is Brew? He must need his auntie. Ryan, what about this? Tell me what you're feeling. Mraz and Chaz and Mraz and Chaz and Mraz and Chaz and Mraz and Chaz. Ryan, Ryan.

How about this? Check this out. Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma. Let me be your Thuma. And he'll be like, that sounds familiar. No, it's completely original, Ryan. Yeah, he wrote the original. 100%.

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And so Snapple doesn't sue us. Right. Our first story, Chelsea Handler and Joe Coy break up ahead of their first anniversary. Chelsea Handler is back on the dating market. The former Chelsea Lately host revealed Monday night that she parted ways with her boyfriend, Joe Coy, ahead of their one-year anniversary. She said in anticipation of celebrating her first year together, Joe and I recorded this video early,

but as many of you have noticed, it is with a heavy heart to announce that we have decided together that it's best for us to take a break from our relationship right now. This man blew my heart open with love, and because of him, my life experience has changed forever.

To be loved and adored by Joe Coy has been one of the greatest gifts of my life. She said that he renewed her faith in men, adding that she has never been more optimistic for the future. I was so surprised by this. So why did they break up then? I don't know. She has all these amazing things to say. Especially because they were so like gushy on social media and then it just felt like boom, breakup. Like it's, I'm really surprised by this. They recorded a video for their one year anniversary and then broke up before

they could even celebrate their one year anniversary. Like what happened in a snap? It must have been like something really quick and major. And I was just really. But nothing nefarious because she wouldn't be speaking about him like this. Right. And I definitely thought this was like OTP for Chelsea Handler, you know? Like I didn't even have to think about whether or not they would break up because like I just thought for sure that this was it I was really surprised and people are

taking this really hard because like yeah I think a lot of people identified with Chelsea's like journey on love like being really kind of like pessimistic about it um and then like having her you know mind blown with the love from Joe Coy so I was just really surprised and like kind of sad I thought this was a good match. Yeah, I just don't understand how she could say all these wonderful things about him in their relationship

and then not be together. And obviously they had to record that somewhat recently because they knew their anniversary was coming up. No, it's definitely weird. I'm curious. Yeah.

Maybe we should do a podcast on it because she's a podcaster now. Yeah. Perfect platform. Perfect platform. It's really the perfect platform for anything's a podcaster now. Yeah. Perfect platform. Perfect platform. It's really the perfect platform for anything. To explore your feelings. Comedy.

Original music. Explore your feelings. It's really, people love to explore their feelings. They really do. Because it's like. Because you can take your time. No commercial break. Well, there are, but like it's not.

No time constraints. It's not like Jimmy Kimmel, like tell your worst story and we'll all laugh at it. Oh. You know. What's that? time constraints it's not like Jimmy Kimmel like tell your worst story and we'll laugh at it you know what's the late night tv is becoming more and more dreadful every day yeah and it's just like what does the future hold for late night tv because I feel like at one point like back in the day it was like the pinnacle of comedy of entertainment of celebrity and now it's just like clowns doing clown shit but don't you ever feel like in the mainstream, it's like nobody's watching this stuff.

Like nobody, except for, you know, some airports and stuff like keep these channels turned on. Right, and many people watch the clips online of their favorite celebrities. Nobody really, and for the amount of distribution that they have, even if they have 100,000 viewers, like that's nothing because it's just nothing. It just is.

Nobody's watching it, but like the big wigs like don't care and they just like keep propping up this trash no and i think that um we're like a huge problem in late night is the people who do tune in regularly skew much older and with the guests that they bring on like they're always trying to you know target gen z so like emma chamberlain comes on and even like these big A-list celebs they play these dumb fucking games and it's like the older people who are watching this show don't want to watch this so it's like who is this for I don't know and I do think that like it feels like there is no they don't have to hit ratings they don't have to get viewers like

there's no like accountability it's like we're just gonna keep these shows on because that's what we decide we want to have yeah and I think that they definitely get like huge spikes in viewership depending on the guests. Like it was a really big deal. Like I think maybe one or two weeks ago, Emma Chamberlain was on for the first time. And like I'm sure so many people like young people tuned in and like watched all the clips on social media. But like to have a show that's predicated, like the viewership is predicated on who your guest is.'s just very you know if a successful show means a lot of people are watching your clips on social media then you're just a web show you're a web show i carly yeah and i do feel like a lot of the times i haven't physically like sat down at

my tv and watched jimmy fallon or any of those shows in years or sometimes when i'm on tour and like there's like basic cable like that's the only thing i'll watch um but i see so many clips on social media so it's like they're really turning into web shows and if they were smart they would pivot like into like the greatest web show of all time yeah yeah I just I don't know how low they have to go before it's like oh this isn't working but like how many people are tuning in to like late night with Jimmy Fallon I think a couple hundred thousand no based on um just people who lost their remote and stuff tonight show There's no way. It has to be millions.

To have like a primetime on NBC. I would be shocked. Late night ratings here as of June 2021. But okay, but it's 2022. But it's fine. Oh, it's 2022. Oh my God, I forgot. But I can't imagine that much has changed.

So at 1130 p.m. It's competitive between Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Colbert. Okay. Viewers aged 18 to 49. Oh, my God. You're right, Jackie. How much is it? And that's the demo that advertisers care about.

So the late show. Which one's that? Jimmy Kimmel? No, no. That's Colbert. He's in the lead, by the way, which is shocking. Because I find him like the least. Yeah, we don't even.

So we just say the Jimmy's. I find him like the least. Yeah, we don't even, like, so we just say the Jimmys. I find him like the least, like, relatable or, like, welcoming. And that's like the point of Late Night. He's at the top with 430,000 viewers. The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, 345. I told you. Jimmy Kimmel Live. My Instagram stories get more views than that.

Jimmy Kimmel Live with 300. I'm shocked. I told you. I was like, it has to be millions. No. So that's why the fuck would like Kim Kardashian go on that no besides that because I'm sure it's like fun and that you were all at the red carpet and like they just traditional celebrities like traditional celebrity things right but like the people in charge like how bad do these shows have to do

before they're like we're pulling the plug it just feels like they don't have to hit ratings like they're just gonna sit there and do this show and nobody's gonna watch like for forever when they do the demographic of adults between 25 and 54 so like a bigger it's still under a million but it's a little higher like 600,000 500,000 400,000 so it's just it's under a million under a million for prime time is tragic. You know, they're very confusing with these numbers. No, but. Because across total viewers, I forgot about Seth Meyers, irrelevant.

Across total viewers using Meyers late night averaged a million views over the season. James Corden averaging 971,000. That's across all demographics. Right. And that's also like, you can pump up those numbers a little bit, you know, because that includes when Kim Kardashian's on. And that includes when people DVR it, like, but never watch it. And that's still such a low number. That is, I'm shocked. I know cable's on the decline, but like, that's crazy to me. That's like,

like toast numbers. Like, that's crazy. That's successful podcast numbers. That's like toast numbers. That's crazy. That's successful podcast numbers. I'm shook. And a lot of successful podcasts have no distribution. And they don't get guests like that. No. Wow. It's just like people telling their friends.

I thought you were definitely underestimating. Like, yeah, it's gone down, but it's still 3 million. That just makes you wonder why a movie be would be hell-bent on their you know star of their movie doing the tonight show like they'd be better off literally doing podcast rounds not to make everything about us i do feel like a lot of people in talent industries are coming around to that you see like tom brady's on podcast yeah kardashians are on like people are realizing that but i'm curious about the people upstairs like who have to answer to advertisers right and advertisers why are they

advertising i'm sure they have to pay like a premium to be on cable when they could reach that many active listening engaged people who selectively turned on a podcast instead of losing their remote you know what's a good comparison? Hot Ones because that's like an interview sit down talk show web show. They have 11.5 million subscribers and their most recent episode which I believe was with Khloe. Oh no there's now one with Daniel Kaluuya from five days ago that's already up to 1.5 million. Yeah. Gabriel Iglesias 2 million. Tessa Thompson 1.7 million. 3 million. Kh, 3 million. Like, that's crazy. Wow, you got to invest in digital.

Yeah, you do. I mean, and that's what they're doing. Yeah. And then I guess that makes sense as to, like, why whenever TV execs, like, want to take someone from digital and, like, give them a cable show, like, it never works. Yeah. It's just, wow, we're moving on. We're moving on. Maybe I should get YouTube TV. That's what I'm saying.

You can watch Hot On ones all day literally are you ready for our next story something that you turned me on to that's made us chuckle this morning mlb fans were not happy with conan gray's home run derby national anthem conan gray grabbed everyone's attention with his performance of the national anthem during monday's home run derby albeit for all the wrong reasons the 23 year old a YouTube singer songwriter turned pop star quickly drew the ire of baseball friend fans everywhere one said who the hell is Conan Gray and why did he agree to do this next Conan Gray should be sent to AAA next I don't know who the fuck Conan Gray is but that was the top five worst national anthem renditions I've ever heard so I saw this link and I was like oh my god people are so

dramatic and like anytime one person tweets something negative about a celebrity it becomes a story. Right. So I just wanted to watch it to make sure it wasn't newsworthy and once I watched it I did you know agree that it was newsworthy because it was really bad like off pitch it was really bad um and I just want to say like it's a really hard song to sing and not everyone can sing it so not everyone should and that doesn't mean you're not a good singer because you can't sing that like obviously not everyone's going to sing it as good as me and this is just another example of like opportunities that should have been given to me Fanny Bryce that weren't Conan Gray okay question do you think you could for our viewers

who maybe didn't see it give them a taste of how Conan sounded? No, because I can't sing that poorly. No, but you did Fergie. Yeah, this is really, like, it reminds me of Fergie, but at least with Fergie. No, Fergie was, like, trying to do something. It wasn't about her voice. Fergie's only crime was trying too hard.

No, it wasn't about her voice. It was about her take on the song. Right, this one. It was about his voice. Honestly, it kind of sounded like me. It kind of sounded like maybe his earpiece or something like he it was like whiny yeah it sounded like he just couldn't find his key he was off pitch the whole time he was like trying to do these riffs that didn't work

and I felt bad for him but also like this is something that really shouldn't happen because this weekend is um all-star weekend or is it all-star home run derby I think that's all the same thing um it's like a really big deal in baseball. Like you need, first of all, someone with major star power and I don't think that he was really famous enough to do it. And don't these people have to like audition? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Like this seems like a big deal. You know, sometimes some of the smaller games, some local talent loves to see it supporting. But the Home Run Derby is like, what is the Home Run derby it's like the all-stars for baseball yes so every the whole country is watching it's a really big deal and and that's even if he sounded great like I don't know who that is yeah I mean I do but I baseball fans know who that is no but also like just because you're a popular singer doesn't mean

you can sing the national anthem and you can be a really talented singer and still not be able to sing. It is the hardest song to sing. Like, it's so big and belty. And, like, that's why the people who we always like, the YouTube videos we all go back and watch, are the greatest singers in the world. Beyonce, Whitney Houston, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga. Like, those are the ones we watch because those are literally the most talented singers on the planet. Right. literally the most talented singers on the planet right and also there's a difference between like singing a song badly like at a award show or this or that versus like singing the national anthem badly and like it's a disgrace to your country yeah no it adds like another level of humiliation

it's not like you were the halftime performer and you sounded bad it's like you were supposed to represent your country and you didn't right like the freedoms like you know like yeah 1776 yeah yeah so it was really bad I go watch it because it's like really cringy and like I did feel bad for him because it just felt like he couldn't get his voice like to work you know because I have to imagine he's a better singer than that live I've never seen him live yeah and this maybe was would have been a good opportunity for him to like sing God Bless America which is always like the easier song you know how does that one go God bless America land that I love you know that one that's really good but you know what I was thinking as you were saying that you sounded amazing but I could like see how you get into the stadium are you saying i was bad no no no do you not hear what i just said you sounded amazing no but like i could see you going to sing god bless america for a stadium

and knowing that you can sing it so well as we just heard no and choking yeah of course it's like a live performance in front of like what what is a baseball i would say millions well the stadium is thousands but and then on TV. And then people watch. Of course, the nerves are unmatched. For sure. For sure. And, like, if it was me, I'd be like, all these, like, straight men wanting to watch baseball. I'd be like, who the fuck is this fat bitch?

Like, I would be, like, so in my head. Yeah. So, yeah, no, I'm not saying, if I was given the opportunity, I would sound horrible. No, you would have to just close your eyes and pretend you were on the toast. Yeah. I know I could sing it, but, like, I would definitely buckle under the pressure. But you're, you know, a pop star. You have to be above toast. Yeah. I know I could sing it but like I would definitely buckle under the pressure. But you're you know a pop star. You have to be above that. Yeah. You know. He definitely all of it got to him. I have to imagine he's a better singer than that. But I just don't know how these players who like you know they put their faces on the screen

while the internet while the national anthem is being played like how they keep a straight face. Yeah. It wasn't that. It wasn't Fergie. No it wasn't Fergie no it wasn't Fergie and it was like if I just heard I've been like oh that's not great but now then listening it knowing it was a flop I was like oh yeah no that's really not good yeah I felt if I heard it live I would just been like oh but the good news is everyone's talking about Conan Gray I did not know who he was and now I know who he is so really all press is good press it's's true. It is true what they say. Also, really quickly, who is the celebrity who got the words wrong? Was that Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera? Celebrity words wrong.

I believe it's Christina Aguilera. Because I feel like Jessica Simpson would have spoken about that in her book like a lot of people have oh Demi Lovato sorry Demi Lovato what did she say like really bad she like repeated one line like three times apparently Rachel Platten yes I've seen that one too got it bad that's a good rabbit hole to go down like celebrities who have botched the words to the national anthem if you just have some spare time trying to get through the day at work, you know, plug in your AirPods, take a journey. Or the best ones are also great.

One of the best ones, in my opinion, are Whitney Houston at the Super Bowl, Beyonce at, Beyonce sang at the inauguration and then people accused her of lip-singing, which I believe she did, so then she delivered another performance, I think, at the second inauguration. And was like, all right, fuck you all.

You want to see how it's done? And then did it like acapella. And it's literally like a life-changing moment. Who else at the... I just love when people do it so effortlessly. Like there's a big... What? I'm reading a roundup of all the worst ones.

Who's in there? Dirk Spenley. He received no mercy online after performing game four of the Stanley Cup. They said he sounded like the drunk guy at the bar trying to be in tune. Eek. That's really funny. Also, Christina Aguilera, she doubled back to the Twilight Slash Gleaming rather than moving on to Galilee Streaming.

Yes, okay. So wait, also with Dierks Bentley, that's a bad choice. He's being set up for failure. The national anthem is like literally a show tune. Like, you have to belt it. It's like not everyone can sing it. So why are you getting like a male country singer who like, like, that's not the vibe. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Are you ready to move on to more singing news? Yes. The Chainsmokers are going to perform at the edge of space, everyone. So dumb. news yes the chain smokers are going to perform at the edge of space everyone dumb one of the chain smokers latest hits is high and they're going they're hoping to live up to their lyrics the hit making duo have signed up to get into a pressurized capsule tethered to a stratospheric balloon in a few years and perform some 20 miles above earth in a few years yeah the feat would

make them the first musical artist to perform at the edge of space somebody does it before said the ceo at worldview which is a space tourism company so he's not they're not going with one of the billionaires like no worldview says the chain smokers will be on one of the company's inaugural flights slated for 2024 and will record a performance from inside the capsule giving viewers the ability to experience the music and the trip firsthand i don't really think i would ever want to be on someone's like a company's inaugural flight like do it a few times safely first and then i'll consider it yeah but still no matter how many people go to space how many concerts they're having up there i'm not interested

no and it's just like this whole space thing like every every like company who's doing space wants to be the first, we have the first cancer survivor. We have the first person over 75. We have the first Jew. Like,

everyone is, like, trying to, like, niche, get themselves, so they're gonna have the first performance.

But they said in a few years, so, like, literally give Elon and Jeff Bezos 30 minutes and they'll get, you know. Give Elon the mic.

Yeah, like, they'll literally get someone, you know, Billy Joel in a thing and get him up there. Yeah. It's so dumb.

This whole space thing is, like, really starting to bug me. It's really silly. And I'm all for space exploration for the sake of, like, science, but not for the sake of recreation. Like, it's really fucking stupid. Yeah. Each flight will last 6 to 12 hours. Worldview is also part of, like, a new space, private space exploration firms. Similar to Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, and SpaceX. Blue Origin is Jeff, right?

Virgin is Richard. Yeah. SpaceX is Elon. Yeah. Did you ever watch the documentary about SpaceX? No. It was so good. And like that's the space exploration like I think is really valuable.

Like for research and for science. There's a lot of space. This isn't space exploration sending the chain smokers up there to perform a couple bops. No, it's just, it's PR, it's recreational fun, and I think it's a waste of money and time. But the documentary on Netflix about SpaceX, like, making recyclable, reusable rockets was literally, like, I was crying.

It was amazing. Gorgeous. And they had these astronauts up in this thing for like six months and they filmed them before saying bye to their families like it was really emotional that's really sweet I have so much to watch I still haven't watched the summer I Turn Pretty oh my god you're in for I'm like jealous of you like the journey you have ahead I know I just don't know when I'm gonna find the time and I started a new book and it's just like I'm at 15 percent you know even though it's good. You have to watch it.

I know. I'm a little behind, too, even though I'm all caught up on Drag Race. Oh, and who did you say was going to win yesterday? Shea Coulee. I believe, unless they change the rules, it's now pretty impossible for her to win. Why? Because it's, so every time you win a challenge, you get a Legendary Legends star. And then by the final challenge, the four queens with the most stars will go to the

finale for the lip sync Lollapalooza. Shay only has one. There's two queens with three and like five queens with two. So I made my prediction before they changed the rules. Like that's not right. Those have been the rules since the beginning. You didn't share that with me. You didn't share that with me. You just wanted to say. and you gave a recap of like who's gonna win yet you didn't include how people win you didn't ask enough questions so sorry you didn't tell me that what half of the people you didn't want to educate yourself you didn't want to educate yourself i trusted my teacher you should do better i trusted my teacher me and that's on you to do better that's on you for trusting me to do better that's on you for trusting me. And she needs to do better. That's on you for trusting me. Okay. Now we know. I mean,

maybe, Rue is always like, a couple episodes, Rue's like, it's a game within a game and just changes the rules because she fucking feels like it.

So it's entirely possible that the stars have meant nothing. Like, Rue is always just making up rules. Like, he just decides early on

like, who he wants to win and he's gonna make it happen for that person. Like, I feel that. It's a little frustrating but I feel it, yeah. I feel it. are you ready for our next story yeah this story is crazy

i need to stretch oh my god you look like theo i need oh no actually i want to put bryce down for this story because he's gonna be like so disturbed what is it a new reward has been offered for the man who allegedly shot lady gaga's dog walker and then this man was released from jail by mistake the man who allegedly shot lady gaga's dog walker is now wanted by the united states marshal service after he was mistakenly released from jail the marshals offered a five thousand dollar reward monday for information leading to the arrest of james howard jackson who was one of the three charged with attempted murder and robbery after allegedly shooting ryan fisher and attempting to kidnap gaga's three french bulldogs in february 2021 the marshals put out a statement saying he

should be considered armed and dangerous and that he was one of five people arrested last year but he was released due to a clerical error in april i can't people are the la sheriff first of all april it's july and now they're asking for help in apprehending him because he's still on the loose i really hope that lady gaga and i'm sure that she has but like is providing like round the clock security for her dog walker who was shot like he's armed and dangerous and he's literally out for a crime he committed against her dog walker. Like, I hope she's... Or, like, the marshal service is providing security for letting someone out on a clerical error. No, like, when we first reported this story, that literally somebody shot Lady Gaga's dog walker and tried to kill...

Like, it was such a terrible, like, upsetting story. And then they got him, and the dog walker was gonna live and like it was getting better and now a clerical error that's unacceptable unacceptable what is with everyone people are not okay in april but are we just finding out about this yeah that's so fucking shady and they're asking for help that's how like they don't know their ass from their elbow oh my god people are just people are not okay like i just don't really their ass from their elbow. Oh my God. People are just, people are not okay. Like I just don't really understand like why it's so hard for everyone to just like do their jobs at a decent rate.

Like I'm not even asking for excellence. No. Just asking for the bare minimum. Like don't let violent criminals out of prison. Right. Like what kind of clerical error leads to that? I don't know. But like, and why is there never a clerical error for like someone who's innocent

you know no it's like only for armed and dangerous people there's no like clerical error in shawshank redemption right right like so dumb like i can't honestly he must her dog walker must be like so afraid and he's probably known since april so he's probably just like having sleepless nights i think about this man a lot i just really hope he's okay yeah probably like so traumatized because it just never fucking ends oh they caught the guy they're in prison oh no clerical error what it's hard to say clerical error rural juror clerical error would you rather have a clerical error or be a rural juror be a rural juror what about an urban fervor i'd rather have urban fervor as a rural juror than have a clerical era lead a murderer to be out on the streets.

Rural juror murderer. I'm actually re-watching 30 Rock again from the beginning. And it's really interesting how really the rural juror is the thread that keeps the show together. They talk about it in like episode three. Yeah. Because it's Jenna's big project. Yeah. And like you just like know

things about 30 Rock, so you don't realize how they literally talk about them, like, multiple times every season. Whole grain, low fat. You know that song? It was literally in episode two. Yes, yes. It's just, it's such a good show.

Like, really premium. So is this show. So is this show. So I'm so glad you brought that up. Let's talk about that. No, are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some more premium content movie news. The Hunger Games prequel, Hunger Games prequel, is shooting now and here's everything you

need to know about the Battle of Songbirds and Snakes. Get ready to return to Pan Am more than 10 years after the Hunger Games hit theaters. A brand new prequel film is in the works based on Suzanne Collins's 2019 novel, The Battle Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. The movie adaptation will follow a young President Snow, who was played in the original films by Donald Sutherland. Dumbledore. No. Donald Sutherland. Like, same vibe.

Sure. That's the character you're talking about, right? Donald Sutherland. You know, he coughs and there's blood. Dumbledore. Like, the same vibe as Dumbledore. White beard. Because he has white hair.

Sure, sure. It's about him before he became president of Pan Am. And did Donald Sutherland... Here, it's a photo. He literally looks like Succession. Yes, he does. But did he take over for Dumbledore in Harry Potter when Harry Potter died? I just feel like I have like a memory of that.

Let's find out. Yeah. Donald Sutherland. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Because didn't Dumbledore the actor pass away like in the middle of the movies and if i needed to recast no fans were trying to cast him um well the fans were right i guess that's you literally never seen again so casting for battle of sunbursts and snakes who's in it one Rachel Zegler will star as Lucy Gray Baird. I'm like over her.

You are. Because of... Like that drama with the Emmys or whatever, the Oscars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom Blythe, he's in Billy the Kid. He'll be playing the young Donald Sutherland. Euphoria star Hunter Schaefer. Oh.

Who's that? What's her character's name? Do you hate? Whatever. hunter shaffer oh who's that um what's her character's name jay whatever she's just like iconic and she's becoming like a major star okay great jason schwartzman and he's playing a distant relative of caesar flickerman who the fuck is that stanley tucci no is it stanley oh my god by the way i as a society we do not talk enough about the fact that Stanley Tucci was in Hunger Games. Caesar Flickerman. Like one of the best characters. Get you a guy who could do like all of the above.

Lovely Bones. Serial killer. Devil Wears Prada. Like gay iconic art director. Hunger Games. News telecaster. Yeah. With a heart of gold.

Oh and then Spotlight. Like iconic journalist. Yeah. So he's. That'll be a great character. And Peter Dinklage is in it as well. Oh, I saw that news also. I can't lie. Like, ask me how much I care.

Ask. I'm scared. Ask. Not at all. Like, I don't even think I saw the final Hunger Games. Yes, you did. Because Peter was annoying the fuck out of me. It's like, shut the fuck up, Peter.

This is not about you. It's about Gale. You definitely saw the final one. They're going through. Now it's just occurring to me, like, PETA and Gale? Like, those aren't names. I know, but the whole thing is very sci-fi. Right, I guess.

Science fiction. Oh, Katniss is not a name, really, either. So the girlies aren't in this, like Luke Hemsworth. No, no. Not interested. because it's honestly that cassie just announced sounds like bleak as fuck like i just feel like it's gonna be one of these things where everyone involved is like we're gonna be the next jennifer lawrence right liam hemsworth but that only happens once yeah liam hemsworth like doesn't act anymore what is

that do you think he made a lot of money from hunger games and it's just chilling no no me neither i think he like can't get money from Hunger Games and is just chilling? No. No, me neither. I think he like. Can't get a job. Yeah. Maybe doesn't have good representation. Or he just like loses all of the parts to his brother. Yeah. Because like when I think of when I was introduced to the Hemsworth brothers, like Liam was like

it. And that's because I was just like younger. Yeah. And the last song and then the Miley Cyrus of it all. And then Hunger Games. He was really targeting like a younger demographic. And then his brother just like became the biggest movie Cyrus of it all. And then Hunger Games. He was really targeting a younger demographic. And then his brother just became the biggest movie star in the world. Who got famous first?

And they really came up together, hand in hand. And there's a third one. Yeah. Who I think is trying to break into the scene. But I'm just surprised that Chris can't do more for Liam, you know? Yeah. Throw him a bone, a Marvel bone. They need a Thor prequel.

Literally. That would be cute, actually. What is he up to? I think he probably lives a nice life. In Australia? Wherever he desires. A little here, a little there. Do you think he misses Miley?

No. Do you think Miley misses him? No. Me neither. I don't think they were suited for one another. But they gave it their best shot. They really did. And for the sake of the film, like we appreciate the relationship.

Like that was such a good movie. I need to watch that last song. It's so emotional. When the waves are flooding the shore and I can't find my way home anymore. That's when I, I, I look at brew. I love that song. Miley should sing that more. She, I mean, she should sing a lot of songs more. No, but I feel like recently, like, she's really been leaning into, like, the fact that her old music is going to be, like, the best she's ever done.

So she's always singing the climb. She sings, like, the seven, like, she, she loves that, like, she's giving into the nostalgia, which I think has made me love her so much more. Yeah, but. She should sing that. Yeah, that song is so fucking good it's beautiful beautiful that should be a song Miley that's beautiful that should be like a really popular wedding song like it's really stunning if anyone's looking for a wedding song might we suggest honestly maybe I'll read that book next it's a book right Nicholas Sparks yeah I've never read

a Nicholas Sparks book me neither I don't think and so weird but like whenever I think of Nicholas Sparks I think of like the drama remember he got like a scandal he has like a he owns like a school yeah they were doing nefarious things at the school I just want to look into it quickly before I misspeak I don't want to like slander Nicholas Sparks but there is like he was giving anti-semitism right yeah yeah that's that's like that's the word on the street that's my core memory of nicholas sparks even though he's accomplished so much outside of the anti-semitism yeah he was sued by the ex-head of school for racism homophobia and anti-semitism well that'll do it you know yeah yeah still a good movie

yeah yeah it's like rolled doll it's like rolled all are you gonna buy any rolled all books for rolled at all yeah yeah like the thing is like if we just you know like didn't support every anti-semitic person like there's just so many like we wouldn't be able to leave the house and like what i should suffer no that that's anti-semitic that i should suffer i can't enjoy a book yeah or a movie yeah What was that movie with Mel Gibson? Passion of the Christ? Yeah. You ever see it?

No. Me neither. Okay. So those were the past life stories. I feel as though you needed to know them in some weird way. You definitely didn't need to know the last one. No. Someone out there wants to know.

Yeah. Did you ever, you never thought about reading the Hunger Games books? Like. No. Like, saw the movies. I remember the plot and now I'm older okay I'm older what's that from beauty and the beast when chip is like I'm older I'll tell you when I'm older you didn't do the accent okay I'm older um yeah and I feel like if I was gonna get into like a series like that I would do twilight yeah but I was just gonna say speaking going to get into a series like that, I would do Twilight. Yeah, but I was just going to say, speaking of books made into movies,

Crawdads is in theaters now. And the reviews are overwhelmingly negative. That's surprising. It's a star-studded cast. It's an amazing book and story. I want to give it a chance for myself. Yeah, I didn't read the book, so I don't care to see the movie.

And I still need to see Elvis. But you like that girl, Daisy. I do? Yeah, because you like normal people. Yeah, I mean,

I liked her in Normal People. I liked the show. I think you would like Kaya from The Crawdads. You told me not to read the book. I don't think you have the patience for the book but you could sit through a movie.

Well, I have to see Elvis. I have to see Top Gun, Elvis, and then Crawdads, so. So you're probably going to see none of them?

I really want to see Top Gun but at this point I've waitedad, so. So you're probably going to see none of them. I really want to see Top Gun, but at this point I've waited so long, I think I could wait for it to be on demand. Yeah, also, we didn't even talk about how at the One Republic concert, they have a song that's in Top Gun, so they performed it, and then, like, the screens behind them had, like, little scenes from Top Gun, and they're so smart, marketing genius. They put on the screen the viral scene of all the men, including Miles Teller, naked on, not naked, shirtless on the beach.

I wish I'm naked. Shirtless on the beach, like dancing. And when I tell you when Miles' face came on, like the arena like erupted. I was like, it was the best moment. That's so funny. That was so smart of them. And the music from Top Gun is so good. Yeah.

All right, tonight. The Lady Gaga one. We spoke about this. I need to like listen to it more it's so good it's been in my like songs you only told me recently it was from top gun i had no idea i just thought lady gaga put out a fire single well that's something she would do yeah and i didn't even know that that one republic song was a top gun song it's just been like all over tiktok now i need to like listen to the top gun soundtrack because it's like really good yeah it's really the gift that keeps on giving i gotta see it and yeah and I was actually talking to Kelly Teller Miles's wife on TikTok comments and she

said like she's extremely disappointed in you like for not seeing the movie Kelly it's just so hard and like you're supposed to be a woman who supports other women that's so true and here I am not yeah okay so I'm gonna go and see Top Gun right now. Yeah. That works. I'm going to see Elvis. I really. Like I've. By the way have you heard about Elvis? Like what are people saying? I haven't heard anything bad.

So I think that means it's good. But I haven't really heard like a lot. You know. I guess that must mean it's good. No. No. You would hear if it was bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No news is good news. Yeah. And apparently like it takes place over like a long period of time. Love that. So they do like prosthetics and Elvis gets like kind of overweight and and like sweaty and like Austin like is that like I saw like love it there's a little clip of him on TikTok and he was like huge

and like disgusting looking I'm glad because I hate when they focus on like a weekend and it's like I wanted to know about Elvis the man not Elvis in this one particular moment no literally Jackie my weekend with Marilyn My weekend with Marilyn. My weekend with Marilyn. I hate movies that do that. I feel like I just watched a movie. Well, Death on the Nile. It's really like a couple days.

No, but that's not about like someone that I care to know more about, but they do a lot of the Diana movies are like that. Oh, I watched Spencer. Spencer. And it was just about like Christmas, right? Yeah, the first hour and 15 minutes and then like my TV on the plane like died and I just didn't care to finish it. And it was not good Like Christmas right Yeah the first Hour and 15 minutes And then like My TV on the plane

Like died And I just didn't care To finish it And it was not good Yeah but like It was a weekend A Christmas weekend At Sandringham or something

Yeah Like Mandringham Mandringham And it was just like Honestly Kristen Stewart was Pissing me off The way she was talking

Alright Like it was really Fucking annoying My dad My dad A bit of soup Like it was really fucking annoying like it was so like stop like i know i don't know diana personally but she didn't fucking talk like that the dress is just tight like it was like the neck like she kept shaking her neck i know exactly what it is and she was doing asmr the whole time like speak up bitch you're in the movie i can't is. And she was doing ASMR the whole time. Like, speak up, bitch. You're in a movie.

I can't fucking hear you. She was like, my dog, go for a drive. What was that? You want to go for what? A drive? Yeah, you can go. Such a good movie. You said it had subtitles.

But I had subtitles on the entire time I was watching the movie. I couldn't fucking hear her. I'm like, is this plane really loud? Or is this bitch whispering? And like craning her neck to the side so that you couldn't really hear her. I'm like, is this plane really loud? Or is this bitch whispering? And, like, craning her neck to the side so that you couldn't really hear. Like. That's so crazy. She's like, I know exactly what you're saying.

Yeah, and, like, she was, like, twiddling with her hands. I can see it. And I think it was Kristen Stewart's way of, like, method acting. But, like, I don't believe that Diana was like that. But she did that in Twilight, too. So it's just Kristen Stewart, like, putting her Stewart spin on it. Yeah, which we really didn't need

in the Diana movie. That's so funny. And she just made like Diana like the most annoying human being on the planet. You know? Okay.

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