The Toast - S5 Ep96: Florida Toast: Monday, July 25th, 2022

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Happy, um, happy what? Monday. Monday. If there ever was a Monday. If this ain't a Monday. Then I don't know what is. Hey guys, welcome to Florida.

Well, if you're listening as a podcast, business as usual, premium audio quality. Yeah, yeah, brass and strass. Brass is here, missing strass, but he's just down the street. He should have been here, but the couch ain't big enough for the four of us but for the 11 people who watch us on youtube we have decided to build an extremely impromptu this is not we repeat not jackie's official home studio setup we just got some shit off of amazon we had a random couch laying around i just ran to best buy if i'm looking a little shiny it's because best buy is hell on fucking earth and I bought us a new fancy camera so we're doing the most let's take from the beginning so today is Monday yes last time we saw you guys it was Wednesday and if these haven't been the four craziest busiest

days of life I don't know what has been like I moved down here my moving boxes during that time Claudia decided to take an extended trip to Florida who knows when and if she's ever leaving which was so exciting for me because I love you and I miss you right you moved to Florida on Thursday and I took a flight on Saturday but you planned it on Friday yes yeah so I missed you so much and I'm so excited we had an amazing weekend which we'll get to but it was also just great for content because we can be together and we get that je ne sais quoi that happens when we're together right so even though we're not different je ne sais quoi when we're remote and it's like

craziness it's not a je ne sais quoi it's a mental illness like we're unhinged yes but we have jackson claude back in the studio so once we realized that we would be podcasting together then we were like why do audio only we could put together a little studio now we need to drive home the point that this is temporary yeah we heard your nasty critiques of this couch which is very cool by the way in defense of this couch this couch never asked to be a star right this couch never asked to be on the show like we said couch like you're looking nice do you want to be on the podcast the vodcast and the couch acquies No, and the couch was there for us when nobody else was. So honestly, I will not tolerate any fucking slander about this couch.

And you guys being like, that couch is ugly. That couch is not it. That couch is not toasty. Like, we recognize that this isn't the typical toast. We recognize that. But you know what is toasty? Perseverance and courage. And that's what it takes.

And an entrepreneurial spirit coupled with mogul energy right waking up at literally the crack of dawn to go to fedex and best buy just so we could get a premium like i just want to hear the critiques but it's really important to remember like this is not jackie's official florida setup she has sickening wallpaper more furniture we have a whole thing but we figured while we were here we might as well be moguls and video together and honestly we did a little test shoot last night. It looked super cute. Obviously not as premium as our studio in New York.

But you know what? It's actually pretty great. And if you want to know what the journey was like to building this studio, we vlogged. Okay. So I couldn't put my finger. Remember during the vlog, I said, this feels like we're filming an episode of Arrested Development. Yes.

Somebody left a comment and I'm sorry, I don't know who it was. And that perfectly, that's not, I wasn't trying to say Arrested Development. Yes. Somebody left a comment, and I'm sorry, I don't know who it was. And that perfectly, that's not, I wasn't trying to say Arrested Development. I got the wrong TV show. It was literally an episode of The Office. Yeah. Like zooming in on people and like their reactions. Right. And working with your coworkers and talking about the experience.

It was so funny. We were putting together everything last night. And by putting together like, you know, angles, moving the couch, putting up the lights. Setting up the lights. You know, this art had a glass on it that the boys, glass frame the boys took it off because there was a glare just all this stuff and we were sitting here we were laughing so hard and we were filming it because it was a test and we're like we should just be vlogging it because we're filming ourselves anyway and then it turned into really a masterpiece the reviews have been so rape people are saying it's

the best episode yet they said they haven't felt this way since the Great Chili Cook-Off. Yes, I saw that as well. It really is so premium. It felt like a little episode of a reality show, and it's historical. And really, the husbands were the stars. Like, we're in it, obviously. It goes husbands, strife brothers, us. Yeah, we were like irrelevant uglies in that video, and I wouldn't have had it any other way.

It was such a delight to film. It's on the Patreon now. Patreon.com slash The Morning Toast. And you can also get a little like look-see behind the scenes of how we came to this stylistic choice. Yes. Given the resources that we had. So I just want to say once again, this couch is not permanent. We're not trying to make it like the new toasty thing.

This couch just was wanted to be an anonymous couch in my house. And now it's thrust into the spotlight and all the hate it's receiving like it doesn't deserve that this couch is a private citizen um but i'm i'm hoping like a um a fan account pops up for the couch yeah just as for this couch just it's very cool i think it's cool like not only i wouldn't choose this couch like for the show but like as just like a cool piece of furniture it's cool like you should keep it in your studio like if you i don't know need to take a siesta between podcast podcast podcast meeting meeting meeting vodcast vodcast vodcast photoshoot photoshoot photoshoot so now that the four people who actually tune in on youtube have been addressed

let's address the millions who listen as a podcast yes hey guys hi um let's catch up like you literally have had a life-changing week and and obviously I had to, you know, come down here and make it about me. Of course. No, but I couldn't have done it without you, and the idea that I would be here and have that experience this weekend and you wouldn't have been there, like, it wasn't meant to be that way. Yeah.

No, I completely agree. Yeah. So, you really made this weekend. So, in Crayob. Thank you. It was just a really Floridian weekend. I feel like I'm hitting the ground running living here have you been drinking my coffee bruno you're gonna be so bruno's gonna be like zoomies all

fucking night as if bruno couldn't get crazier can i ask you a question would you ever drink that after bruno drinks it if i needed to but this was the end of my second cup i could say goodbye if it was the beginning of my hearse cup bryce we're sharing coffee right but i think it's a no for me dog yeah you want me to get rid of it down yeah but don't the couch remember the couch of course i'm just it's fine i'm living in here okay yeah scary okay so it's been a transformative weekend but between moving like all the treacherous that come with moving and i really tried to make it as least treacherous as possible yet it still came for me there's no is going to spill because the arm of the couch just get up and put it on the ledge get up get up this is okay inhumane bruno get your butt up here thank you you're starting i shouldn't let you know like this is our first podcast of the

week and so far i wouldn't ask you to come back tomorrow so get your fucking ass up and sit down yeah because you were being an angel last night i'm the movie star yeah okay so this weekend back to it right so i got here on saturday and we had such a fun time like we've been swimming we went out to lunch i've been hanging out with kaylor and rolled so much did you get what you came here for so far i still haven't found what i'm looking for because i'm looking for a pub sub um i haven't found what I'm looking for. Because I'm looking for a Pub Sub. You haven't found one? You know I've never had a Pub Sub? No, but everyone's saying like you would love them.

No, the chicken tenders are like known there. But I haven't really even spoken about this because everyone is so mean to me whenever like I do talk about it. But I've been like dieting. And like I want a Pub Sub so bad. But I'm really doing a good job and i'm really proud of myself and i'm starting to feel like so much better um physically emotionally mentally spiritually so i went to publics yesterday i bought a lottery ticket by the way i forgot to tell you if you want and you have to tell me because the numbers come out tomorrow and currently it's me and the shapiros so i could invest in your ticket yes

i did 40 worth of the mega millions is at 790 million dollars checks 40 and the powerball florida exclusive is i think 103 104 so it's very exciting so if you want to get in you're gonna have to vend mummy because then me and olivia win and then we move to you know beverly hills right and we leave you in the dust damn Damn, okay. How much of an investment are we talking? Well, do you want in on the Mega Millions and the Powerball or just the Mega Millions, which is $7.90? I think just the Powerball. So that would be, what is 40 divided by 3? 15?

It's like odd. 11? 12. This is sad. It's 13 and 33 cents. Yeah. So I expect that. Will you give me a deal?

13? Call it even? Well, then we would split. If we win, we would split it proportionally. Got it. So I'd be like 32 and two thirds. Just use a couple million dollars because you wouldn't send me 33 cents. Okay.

So it was very exciting. And you know, I buy lottery tickets all the time, but I don't know how the lottery works. I just know if you live in New York, like you don't win. No. Always someone in Florida. Hello. Why not you? Why now?

It's going to be me. I love this encouragement. Actually, I feel like this happens once a year on the show. Where we buy a Powerball? We. You buy a lottery ticket and you are on this. Like a personality trait. No, you're on this high horse of like you're winning the lottery.

Everyone else is being left in the dust. No, if you don't buy a lottery ticket. This is your last week as a lay person. Jackie, if you don't buy a lottery ticket and spend the time until you find out you lose, like acting as if you're going to win hands down, no question, then you're not a human being. Everybody buys a lottery ticket and spends the next couple of days like basically just assuming they're going to win.

I think that's the problem, though. And that's where people get into trouble. No. Because people who buy a lottery ticket every week and live that week like they're about to win the lottery can find themselves in a lot of debt. Okay, that's true. But I was talking about this with Olivia because I spent $60 on tickets. Like, I got a lot of numbers, which is really dumb because they're literally $2. But then I was saying to Olivia, like was saying you know sixty dollars basically down the

drain because you're not gonna win I'm like yes but the excitement I'll feel for the next three days like talking about it look I'm podcasting I'm making my money back right now you know that's worth sixty dollars to me three days of joy for sixty dollars as long as you're not living large and spending money that you haven't earned or won yet no I'm not I'm I didn't mean uh financially I heard you at Best Buy this morning you were spotted at Best Buy like buying up all and spending money that you haven't earned or won yet. No, I'm not. I didn't mean financially. I heard you were at Best Buy this morning. You were spotted at Best Buy, like, buying up all the equipment. I bought literally three things, and that was all they had in the store.

You know, the supply chain has hit Best Buy. I was talking to the man who works there, Anthony, literally such a nice guy. And can I just say how I hate buying podcasting equipment? Because somebody always asks. Of course. And then you also not only do not want to like talk about yourself because you're so shy. No, it's awkward. But then you also do sound like a person who's in their basement,

like thinking that the world cares what you have to say. So that's. And then also it's like, well, I'm about to be a podcaster. And if your personality isn't dazzling while you're talking to them, it's like, why are you podcasting? I was being quite dazzling, but it did occur to me that this man thought I was just going to like literally like open up my computer and like think I'm going to be the next morning toast. Um, so I felt like slightly embarrassed. You thought you were going to be the next Claudia

Oshry. Right. I was slightly embarrassed, but I also didn't want him to like press. Cause like, then he Googles and it's just a downhole. Like I just, I prefer to buy my podcast equipment online is what I'm saying. Um, and he told me the supply chain crisis has hit Best Buy as well. I would imagine. So literally the entire store was so empty. I'm like, is this a brand new store? Are you guys going out of business? He's like, no, the chip crisis.

I'm like, excuse me? The chips. Like these tech companies don't have a lot of chips. And every product needs a chip. That's what's happening with cars too. So they're not going to put a chip in like a $100 camera because they only have so many left. They're putting them in the $3,000 cameras. So that's all there is available. I was able to get a decent price on this gorgeous Canon one,

but Best Buy is truly the worst. Yeah. I would feel like it would be not the worst, but I haven't graced one in a decade. So I can't say. Yeah. And it's just like, it's crazy how if I was in the city and this morning I had to go to FedEx because neither you nor Olivia have a working printer and you have a pass because you just moved. But I'm like, Olivia, you both work from home. You don't have a fucking printer. I have a printer complex because I have one and I think it's like really irresponsible when other people don't. Yeah, you do have all of those things. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's so cheap and so easy. Like I just I don't believe in not having a printer. So I had to go to fedex best buy and then i was thinking like if i was in new york like i would have gotten this shit done in 30 minutes everything was 45 minutes away like but you had to drive to you listen to music of course i was being insane i could not believe i didn't crash to shapiro's car there's just a lot going on and the yellow lights here are insane because they're long they're so long so you get comfortable so i'm driving and i'm like

oh maybe i'll slow down but no like i had then i literally almost died like i i fully ran like a complete red light i'm like standing in the middle of the interface i'm like i mean the intersection yeah this is an interface and i'm like oh my god this is literally like how people die and i was thinking if i got um pulled over like i would have a really good explanation i'm like sir i'm incredibly confused like is the light yellow for 30 seconds or 30 minutes i can't tell yes but being an out-of-towner i do think that's a typical excuse oh it's an excuse people use i think it depends on the officer and if he wants to grant you a pass but like even though the light is yellow for 30 seconds like you still should have slowed down right i guess that's that's so true you know but i like had a heart attack i was

having so much fun like listening to like all this country music and then like reality hit my girl slow down did you get a nice coffee that's all you needed a big coffee no i didn't get a nice coffee i don't want to take a dump into your girl's car you'd rather take one on my couch i thought that would be rude you know they let me borrow their car that would be really really rude really rude so how are you liking suburban living so far aside from that? It's just like crazy. There really are so many cultural differences between living in a city and living in a suburb. And I obviously always knew that.

But to like actually wake up and go to work in the suburbs, it was a lot of work. Yeah. Literally, I haven't even done my job yet. I'm sweating. We also are putting together a studio for like the number one podcast in the universe. Soon to be the number one podcast in the galaxy. so i imagine you're tired it was extremely difficult before we keep catching up do you mind if i say something i would love if you said something because i think you i know what you're gonna say and it's something that i need to say also yeah because um i walked into

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a bunch of hair and it's like where do i put it um where can i put my wig i have to get up and throw it away i wanted to say that like you've had like a transformational like week um and i feel like I've talked the whole time in this catch up. So can you talk? But that's how it goes and it's fine because you're here.

Like if you were in New York and I was talking about my week and you... That would be a good spot. That would be... I mean I wouldn't put it past you. Like tell me about you. Like you have a closet

that's so big now. You have a tub. Like tell me. The thing is everything is great. I'm just so overwhelmed and doing so much and moving so quickly

and constantly trying to catch up that nothing has settled in. Which is pretty good. And I do feel like that's also a good coping mechanism. Like it doesn't feel like a lot has changed because I haven't processed it. Yeah. And by the time I do process it, hopefully I'll be settled in and I can just like skip over the processing. True, true.

You know? And by the way, if you guys wanted to see like a peek at Jackie's house, you should get on Patreon because while the boys were being busy we were like fucking around and finding out with the camera and you got a nice little sneak peek you did of my little upstairs area which has actually turned into my favorite area of the house and it's so random because it's like work and play and lounge it's very cozy and i intend to make it even cozier and other than that the only thing that's like i mean everything is so overwhelming but what's really putting like the nail in the overwhelming coffin for me is like pumping. Oh, it's just like a nuisance. It's just, oh my God, I can't find the time. And like,

you just have to like sit there and do nothing for 30 minutes. I mean, I try and like find, this morning I decided every time I pump, I'm going to use it as an opportunity to read because I haven't been able to find enough time to read and i want to so like maybe i will won't dislike pumping so much if it's my reading time that's actually really trying to find like small joys in it it also could be like a good time to meditate because you have to sit there for 20 minutes maybe a little meditation but i do think reading i just finished my book we've been reading all weekend in addition to like everything else that we're doing on our new kindles we both have the oasis and i have to say it's a fabulous product i'm so glad i got it on

prime day because i don't know if i would pay i think it's like 300 something i wouldn't pay that but i got it on prime day for a lot less and i really like it having a button to change the page is life-changing i've had a backup oasis for a year because zach got one for himself and then he never used it so it just became like my in case my Kindle runs out of battery Kindle. And that's what happened on my flight on Thursday. I, we are about to take off. I power up my Kindle. It's dead. I quickly like use my air, what's it called? Hotspot to get wifi, to get on my new Kindle, to buy the book I was reading. And I got it all right before we took off off and then I was reading on my Oasis and I'm like it's time for the change I wasn't ready before now I'm in this period of change and I'm ready for the Kindle Oasis so I was reading the Hotel Nantucket by

Ellen Hildebrand our girl our queen it was so good I would say it's just as good as Golden Girl it's not similar at all it's about a hotel and I liked Golden Girl yeah it was just really really good I actually wound up giving it five stars because and i think it was my first five star fiction book of 2022 that's that's pretty big huge that's pretty big i um have been reading a lot too like a lot of rom-coms like meaningless but i've been loving them they're so light and fun i made a tiktok if you want to check it out um and wait i had something really important to say and consuming other content because i have finally thanks to living in the same house as mckaylor i have

finally seen sing one and sing two the like animated it's not even a musical because it's like no the animated excuse to repurpose popular music and make money off the royalties it's like kids glee honestly yeah it's fucking amazing Like I have been loving every minute of it, except some of the voices are bothering me. And I don't really understand why Tori Kelly was an elephant. Like her, no, her voice like doesn't match the character.

She's like the shy elephant. Yeah. I think it's kind of like, she's like the bearded lady from greatest showman. It's like the same vibe. Like you wouldn't expect. And I just, it's just like,

it's, it's bothering me. It's some of the animation is not my favorite, but it is justman it's like the same vibe like you wouldn't expect and i just it's just like it's but it's bothering me some of the animation is not my favorite but it is just it's stellar it is a work of art mckayla loves it so much it's non-stop like before she goes to bed and i love it too and i've also been learning about miss rachel do you know miss rachel i know about her from you you guys if you have kids you know miss rachel and olivia introduced me to her um she helps kids on she makes youtube videos she makes like helpful tutorials on word pronunciation learning colors numbers cute she is so fucking popular jackie she has literally maybe 100 videos she started during the pandemic and they get hundreds of millions of views because kids just watch them over and over. And I was watching,

I'm like, this girl's got charisma. She has a star. She has what it takes. Her voice is so cute. Like the kids love it. And I was thinking, I'm like,

she just got it started. But like people are like, you have to Google her net worth. It's $15 million. I'm like, it's not enough. She's going to be huge. Like for the way that the kids love her,

she needs to start a podcast. Of course. She needs to make make original music she needs a line of merchandise at walmart or like in collaboration with target a show on nickelodeon she's gonna be huge and she just started during the pandemic she's gonna be bigger than jojo siwa like i just wanted to say it so that i could say i said it so big things for miss rage big things for miss rage and then there was like drama because miss rage hasn't posted in a few months and everyone was like hashtag what happened to miss rage um and then she let everyone know she's like you guys i'm a teacher and it's a summer and like i have off so like back off and so her videos are like over an hour long so kids can just like watch and watch and it takes a really long time to like edit produce she has

to get the licenses to like a bunch of songs so she's just working hard and premium content takes time that's pretty much the moral of the story i mean don't we know it don't we know it i love miss rage the moral of today's story she's taught michaela so much like i obviously haven't seen michaela what has she taught you she's really like spoken to my soul in a sense that you know like the wheels on the bus like they do go round and round does she has she shown you that we're all just kids at heart that's the thing can you tell me i was right we're all just kids at heart that's the thing can you tell me i was right about us all being kids at heart you were 100 right and that's like when i see miss rage and she's sticky you know sticky sticky bubble gum i'm like yes it is sticky

bubble gum no you're 100 right it's not not sticky and i just feel like mckayla knows all this new stuff like she's blowing my mind like she's 10 mckayla knows that bubble gum is sticky right and she's like doing all the hand motions and she's counting to 10 and I honestly like and this is no slight to Olivia because Olivia would also say this like it's all Miss Rage like Olivia Olivia loves Miss Rage it sounds like she's fun for the whole family and it sounds like there's just like a lot of people who are important to us in our lives named rage of course parcel miss yeah etc etc yeah are we all caught up i don't know what else have you been getting into i mean you've been with me every step of the way i know it's been a delight it's really hot here but it's also hot in new york so i really can't complain yeah at least here you can swim have you been enjoying swimming how's your ear you know i'm

a swimmer and obviously i was brought down with a debilitating case of swimmers here a couple weeks ago um and i'm not gonna lie i did go swimming two days ago and i got in the shower my ear like was kind of stinging stop she's dramatic i will not be acknowledging nor um giving investigating yeah i'm just i'm just living life at this point what's going on in pop culture by the way like? So I was actually going to post some of my stories today. I was recording a story being like, what do you guys want us to talk about? Like leave a box just to remind me of like any big stories. And then I didn't like love how I looked in the video,

so I X'd it up. I feel that. And then I tried to record it again, and then Zach walked in, and then I got angry. LOL. And I was like, I lost my mojo. Guys, tensions are high, like in our family, just because for the last 12 hours,

everyone has been helping us put together this studio. So let's just give a major shout out to zach shapiro zach weinrad and ben soffer for helping us so much and really not complaining yeah no they did such a good job and they were even troopers about the vlog vlog it was so funny no but i just like i can't talk into my phone with someone watching me oh okay oh and in his defense i was using his bathroom because mine doesn't have mirrors yet. And, um, oh no.

Like when he walks into the room, if I'm like doing content, you'll have to stop. And then I lost, I lost my job. Mojo. You know, I lost my mojo.

But what's big in pop culture? Like, so it's a lot of small stuff and we'll be talking about it. There's not like one major thing that we've missed. That's good. Cause like, honestly, I hate when we have to take like time off and then something fucking happens even though do you see that people think

kylie's getting married like yes is that a story no should we talk about that how she went out to georgio baldi which is becoming the hot spot for all celebs and she was with her gal pals stas kim the crew and everyone was wearing different i think they were all wearing black and she was wearing white yeah do we think she's getting married? On its face, yes. But I just don't know why she would. And if she would, why should she be so out and about with, like, her bride? Like, she's secretive. I don't think she's trying to be, like, secretive.

I think she's just, like, trying to live life and, like, be small about it. But I just don't know why they would. They both have huge estates. They live in California where it's, like, hard to get married and separate stuff. Like, why would they bother? I feel like celebrities know how to get married and protect themselves completely financially no matter where they live i think that's probably a huge business there's definitely like a boilerplate california big estate celebrity lawyers yeah and like you love each other so much but you still live completely different financial lives yeah that's true yeah oh the big news was

ben and jlo getting married did we talk about that yes we did we did yeah we did oh my god it feels like i've literally not podcasted no we're acting like it's been six months it was four days that we missed it's been 74 years it was two episodes that we missed so and we still did a patreon so we're not like totally we're just different people well you certainly are because you literally live in a new state now but you've spent as much time in this you've moved just as much as i have oh my god i'm literally more florida than you you really are you're driving you're going to publics yeah you're engaging with the local customer rep at best buy the local economy you have a new man named anthony i'm winning the powerball things are like a florida icon everything's coming up cloudy

okay i think we should jump right in because we're about to hit 30 minutes and we have not yet spoken about and we have a lot to do we have to do the fast five it's monday so everyone has to unburden themselves and you know as much as we want to talk about ourselves like we're here to do a duty and that's to un their burdens that is so true and that duty usually revolves around duties so let's get into it and it's not going to happen in the shapiro's car no so without further ado it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast um and today's episode is brought to you by all birds summer is here and that means hotter temps and longer days it also means more opportunities to get outside and make

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The thing is, I'm constantly keeping an eye out for Selener. But the thing that broke the internet was Taylor Swift like finally posting on Instagram. Thank you, girly. Of course. She posted 30 nerdy and worthy with a picture of Selener. I have like, I know I keep saying this, but it's really like a testament to like how people can change. I have become such a big Selena Gomez fan. love her makeup I love her music I love her

um acting I love her friendship with Taylor Swift I love her as a celebrity like I love her social media content and I used to be like a major hater and that's because I'm a negative and like disgusting person um so I just love this I love Selina I think Selina's 30 that's really a coming of age Disney story it is and I think a lot of us are 30 now Selina. I think Selina's 30. That's really a coming-of-age Disney story. It is, and I think a lot of us are 30 now, you know? And I think that's what that says. Like, I will soon be 30, but Selina is reminding me, like, that's what's coming for me. Yeah.

And it actually is really nice, like, amid all of the, like, the Disney friendships breaking up and then, like, Taylor's Girl Squad breaking up,, that Selena and Taylor have remained tried and true. It's a statement on friendship and females supporting females. Yes, which we know all about. Right, because we support each other when it's convenient. Was there anyone who should have been there that wasn't there? What are the talkers saying? People aren't really speculating on any feuds.

It just looked like a really fun party and Selena looked beautiful. She doesn't really hang out with a ton of other celebrities she has like an inner circle um so people were just excited to see her like being out and about girl yeah yeah which is exciting have you watched only murder season two yet no i do know there's a really big plot line about a squatter so i'm like kind of nervous because i'm convinced i have one can be triggering now i hope my squatter is limited up while i'm gone i left drinks for him in the fridge a nice blanket fresh towels how do you know it's a him it's a him you can feel the male energy i heard him cough and it was definitely a man's cough interesting yeah um so i hope he's doing well and no they're dropping episodes on hulu do you think he's watching listening he's just like a really big fan maybe he's listening in the walls right now. Maybe it's Kylie. If you could say something to your squatter, what would you say?

Hmm. That's a good question. Give me a minute. Would you even want him to leave or do you like the company? Honestly, if I had the opportunity to speak to him, I think I'd politely decline. Like the way we kind of live parallel lives is really poetic and beautiful, you know? Yeah. And are you sure it's not a ghost because in the hotel

nantucket there's a ghost that i'm gonna read the book i know she she comes out chapter one um she's one of the characters and it's like a cute addition even though you would think it would be weird and it's just making me think like it's what else could be haunted maybe your apartment you did say it's pre-war it's very old and spooky b. Brian Kelly's house has a ghost named Guinevere, a previous tenant who I believe died in the home in the 1800s because Brian's house is like an old farmhouse that's been around. You would actually find it interesting. It reminded me of the Gilded Age.

Yes. Doylestown. Yes, you were telling me. And Guinevere definitely pops her head out every now and then. And it's actually really spooky. Like, you can feel Guinevere's presence. And I kind of love the name guinevere yeah you should put on your list of baby names if you're thinking about having a girl i will put it when my phone isn't busy doing double duty as a backup recording just in case this one doesn't actually work and we need

backup audio we have so much unnecessary equipment like no because you have so much trauma from losing episodes if you lose an episode once yeah you will have backup of everything true podcasters know like always have your voice memos be recording everything you're doing like just in caso de que the crazy thing about michaela is that like she speaks a little spanish yeah she's so like by like i'm like just living at home with her i'm amazed kids are amazing they really areers are amazing. When they go from just being like babies who need you to like do everything for them to like a sense of independence, like she can walk wherever she wants, she can communicate, like it's really jarring.

Yeah, but then they just need to reach that third level where they start to do stuff for you. So that's what I keep saying. Like I definitely see why people want to have kids because when I have kids and they become of the age where they can communicate with me like 100 we're speaking like i don't know how old that is like four and like when you're fully able to like speak the language i don't hold a conversation yeah yeah have a person yeah i don't know um and like listen to me i will be using my children as

servants like whenever i can like you think i don't get up now? I do. I will, if I'm, we're sitting right here. Ready? This is going to be an example. We're sitting here podcasting 10 years from now. Okay. Our kids are downstairs. Okay.

Joey, I'm calling Joey. I don't know why my kid's Italian. Joey, Joey. Because I need my scrunchie over there, six feet from me. I will bring my child from upstairs to go get me my scrunchie. And that's on giving them life. 100%. I don't make the rules. Hundred percent.

And I would say that's the one issue I have with the Streis brothers. They don't have thumbs and they can't fucking help. I keep waiting for them to be able to listen to me, understand what I'm saying and communicate back so that I can say, literally, you can let yourself out. The doorknob's right there. Get on your back two feet. No, if only they had thumbs.

I know. But they're so darn feet. No. If only they had thumbs. I know. But they're so darn cute. They're so darn cute. Are you ready for our next story? The saga continues because Adele finally announces the rescheduled dates for her Las Vegas residency. Las Vegas. She said she's more excited than ever. Adele is taking Las Vegas in just a few months and attempting to remove the stain from her reputation.

It's going to be tough. On Monday morning, the singer announced the reschedule dates for her long-awaited Sin City residency at Caesars Palacios Coliseum, now set to begin in November and run through March 2023. It is the real Caesars Palace, by the way. Yeah. Quote, words can't explain how ecstatic I am to be finally able to announce these reschedule shows.

I was truly heartbroken to have to cancel them, but after what feels like an eternity of figuring out logistics for the show that I really want to deliver and knowing it can happen, I'm more excited than ever. I mean, she's going to have to do fireworks because it was, she needs to repel off the building like pink, right? It was so crazy.

They couldn't get it done. They couldn't happen. It needs to be mind blowing and not just her performance now, because you go to an adele concert and if she had stuck with the original date people would have had no expectations other than adele just being the beautiful singer that she is now with all the attention drawn to the actual quality of the production it has to be larger than life it has to be the biggest thing vegas has ever done it needs to have a circus a pool pyrotechnics like it I won't be satisfied and then maybe then I will believe her yeah because not to like doubt her um but I'm definitely

doubtful I think a lot of people are and this is just as we've said so many times it's a weird story it definitely tainted a lot of people and her for a lot of people in their mind and now she has to put on the show that did need to be canceled because the logistics didn't work out right so um we'll have to wait and see again oh we're always waiting and seeing speaking of waiting and seeing did you make a story ricky martin yes okay because i wanted to of course because it's so terrible you can't just throw out that he like dated his nephew and then not take it back when the claims are dropped okay yeah so i will get there i just wanted i forgot to ask you that before we started recording because i was so

verklempt yeah no we waited and we saw and now we see because we waited and we saw and that's what we got because we waited and i love seeing once we've waited yeah and i also love waiting before i say 100 right um so adele she's getting back out there I think that's great I don't think I'll be going unless I just like happen to be in Vegas I don't think that's anything I would fly in for

I know but if I'm there that's something I would I would totally love to see that sounds like a gorgeous way to like spend the evening like put on a cocktail dress shake yourself a martini

and go see Adele and go easy on me baby You're like definitely getting better. I was just a child. Didn't understand. Didn't get that chance to. It's actually good. Am I Adele? No. Um, but that was good. No, I think I am. No, actually, I can tell you for sure you're not. If you were Adele, you wouldn't be Harry's mom. Oh, shots fired.

But you're definitely getting better. It's probably from spending so much time with me all these years. It's finally, you know. No, but as you grow, your voice changes. Listen to an episode from four years ago. Actually, don't. It's painful. That's's so true and maybe i'm just growing into a gorgeous singer you know it's crazy what if we grew up is getting worse what if in four years from now like we have the singer i have usurped you the reality of that is not that crazy i'm definitely my voice is getting worse and worse as i get older um I think probably like the best voice I ever had was when I was like 18.

And ever since then, it's been like a down. What? I don't think that's true. When do you think it was the best? I don't think, like, you know, I'm your biggest fan. Vocally. And I think. Just vocally?

You're not my biggest fan anywhere else? Well, I'm speaking in the vocal category. I'm definitely your biggest comedy fan. You are. Yeah. Even though I'm not a good comedy supporter because I laugh silently and that's a really big problem at live shows people like you should be escorted out immediately there it is um there was um and it gets silent and when i'm dying bowled over this in for a podcast you guys probably think i never laugh at claudia's jokes

that's why we have to do people are always like why don't you guys just switch to podcast only it's literally so much cheaper and easier and we're like no one will know what what jackie's ever like truly feeling because she's a silent laugher it's so true i just laughed right there i just thought you need to work on it like okay okay i'll start a fake laugh just for like it's literally your job to laugh on a microphone. Yeah, I have one job. Literally.

You were also saying something before this. I was. It sounded interesting. You're my biggest fan. I'm your biggest fan. And I think your voice is as beautiful as ever. The only thing is you could stand to, if you're going to sing on this show, which you do, it's your job,

you could stand to work with a vocal coach and hone your skills. So I have to tell you. I know. We all know you did it in college once and you didn't't get much out of it but then in hindsight you actually learned a few things but you like didn't take it seriously do i see that story a lot maybe just to me personally so um every semester at nyu for an extra two credits oh here we go okay i would do can i have some of your coffee while we wait yeah it's over here oh it looks watery i would do vocal lessons um and that's how i ended up like having to take one class in my final semester.

And they were actually some of the worst times in my life. I just found they were taught by grad students who didn't want to be fucking teaching me, which I totally understand. And honestly, I wanted to be taught by a real teacher, not a fucking grad student. And it was really, honestly, a waste of time. Oh, my God, I've been actually meaning to say this. Thank you so much for bringing it up. So on TikTok, I often – I'm done with the other NYU story, by the way. I don't even care.

But it reminded me of like – I have like this thing for voice teachers. Like I kind of fucking hate them, okay, because I'm on TikTok, and I'm always getting like vocal teacher reacts to amazing Ariana Grande riff. Okay. And I'm not going to say who this girl is. Honestly, I don't even know her name. But like whatever you're about to say, why do care right what about lay person reacts right they're just like basically showing you the technique like ariana is able to do uh like a belt in her high

voice which is amazing no no i'm not an expert but i can tell you ariana grande is doing amazing things with her voice so they're just explaining the technique and basically just being like amazing amazing so guttural like all this shit and i see like the same woman a lot of the times and i never really noticed her i'm just like okay whatever um and then a video of her singing actually came up on my tiktok and i was flabbergasted like it was an atrocity and it i'm like who the fuck are you who have you been all this time doesn't surprise me those who can't do teach but i don't like that phrase i think only when it comes to like spec like i'm sure like a math teacher didn't want to become a fucking mathematician they wanted to become a teacher

because they love kids you know and then like math was just the area that they hated the least right yes those who can't do teach maybe like okay soccer coaches like they would have loved to have been a pro soccer player saying yeah those who can't teach teach gym that's so mean i just i take umbrage with those who can't do teach because that implies that like our teachers are failures and they're not no i totally agree with you but i do think it's like in a specialized field in sports or like okay maybe those who teach woodshop wanted to be carpenters. Maybe, you know? But I don't believe when it comes to, like, educating the youth in, like, regular school subjects. Also, justice for gym teachers because I love gym. And we had some great gym teachers.

I love the crazy-ass gym teachers. We had one, like, when we were really little. Remember in grade school? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just, like, a crazy-ass gym teacher. It was a little nuts. But that's what the kids need in gym yeah they don't need to be

handheld they need a game of dodgeball yeah and it needs to be a kid eat kid world out there you know i think our old gym teacher mr ronnie from ramaz i believe his daughters are toasters i think i met them and what kind of he was a hardcore gym teacher yeah no and like he didn't fuck around and i think he had a gym teaching assistant who was like you know would placate to the weaker campers but he was tough no he took his job seriously and he taught he also uh coached the boys basketball team and they fucking loved him yeah no that's a good teacher that's a good teacher like sure anyone can be an easy teacher who's just like yeah you know let's watch movies all day let's be a bad teacher but it's but bad teacher was also a good teacher because she was tough on the kids and the kids need that you know that basically the message is it always comes back

to bad teacher always and be tough on the kids they can handle it yeah and they need it they need these kids are out of control these kids are not okay yeah and justice for gym teachers and good luck to adele at her vegas. Yeah. How did we get here? Vocal teaching. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Because Kiki Palmer is firing back at a comparison to Zendaya over colorism. She said, I'm an incomparable talent.

I agree with that. Kiki Palmer doesn't appear to appreciate the recent social media conversation comparing her career to that of Zendaya. She said a Saturday tweet, not she said, Hollywood Reporter said, a Saturday tweet drew attention for claiming that a perceived difference in mainstream popularity between Palmer, who currently stars in Jordan Peele's Nope, which is like killing at the box office right now. People are so, we have to talk about this after, but like how Jordan Peele became like the new M. Night Shyamalan,

even though M. Night is like still really big, like how he became overnight like the greatest thriller director is so interesting. So interesting. But so there's a tweet that drew attention that claimed that Zendaya's mainstream popularity, quote, is one of the clearest examples of how colorism plays out in Hollywood. The Twitter thread pointed out that Kiki Palmer and Zendaya are both former child stars. Right. But that Nope is being described in some circles as Palmer's breakout role.

But that would just be to people who are unfamiliar with talent and anything. No, to uncultured circles. Uncultured swine. Everyone knows her breakout role was T-R-U-E-J-A-C-K-S-O-N-V-P. Anyway, so Kiki then tweeted, quote, A great example of colorism is to believe I can be compared to anyone.

I'm the youngest talk show host ever, the first black woman to start in her own show on Nickelodeon, and the youngest and first black Cinderella on Broadway. Oh, right. I'm an incomparable talent, baby. This is Kiki Palmer. 100% agree. I don't like comparing, the comparing of two, the two of them, but also I do believe Kiki Palmer had like a

break in her career after true jackson which is why it feels like maybe zendaya like accelerated a little bit more um but i find um kiki palmer to be like one of the most underrated talents in america yes hysterical she does it all she is a singer she's a dancer she's one of the funniest actresses of all time. She's gorgeous. She definitely doesn't get enough credit, and I'm glad that this Nope movie is becoming so big because it's exactly what she deserves. But I could literally write a thesis on that.

100%, but I also think it's just about what you consume because everything that Kiki Palmer does, I am a big fan of. I actually feel like I might have seen more Kiki Palmer projects than Zendaya. like she was in scream cream she was in hustler she was in akilah and the b akilah and the b plus she's like a digital star too because she like does comedy online and that parlayed into a tv hosting gig yeah plus she has that iconic video too i know what you're gonna say i'm sorry to this man and you're so funny you know what she's talking about to say. I'm sorry to this man. And you know what's so funny? You know who she's talking about? Dick Cheney. I'm sorry to this man.

And then also, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know it ain't, I know it ain't the Stallion. You know it's your girl. Oh, I don't know that one. She was last year at the Met Gala, the Vogue correspondent, which is, thank you Vogue for finally doing something in tune. And she was hosting, I think maybe their TikTok or whatever, doing interviews with everyone. And when Meg Thee Stallion came up, she sang that. And I can't believe you don't know what that sounds.

It was everywhere for like three months. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I guess people on Reels weren't using it. They were. Well, I also don't watch Reels with sound because everyone just uses the same like sad songs that are meant to make a mediocre video. That's literally the point. They say put this over the last video on your camera roll to make it feel like a movie yeah yeah and i'm just like no yeah no just the point i'm trying to drive home here is like i fucking love kiki no me as well she also

tweeted i've been a leading lady since i was 11 years old i have over 100 plus credits and currently starring in an original screenplay that's the number one film at the box office hashtag nope i've had a blessed career thus far i couldn couldn't ask for more, but God continues to surprise me. No, she's amazing, and I hate that people are literally saying anything about her because I love her, and she deserves more roles. That's really the moral of the story. I feel like she gets a lot of opportunities, but she deserves more. More.

She's like a true talent. I want more. I want my dinner now. love kiki palmer she's actually we should add her to our list of dream guests dream guests and eligible bachelorettes i don't know is she single i don't keep up with her personal life like i'm really sorry my phone is doing double duty i can't go to my eligibles list like a patron of her art you know i don't keep up with her personal life just if she's in something like i want to watch it yeah she does it for the art yeah we love art and as patrons patrons of the art we love that yeah are you sweating always i'm so caliente i'm hot but i'm not sweating it

kiki palmer would be a great podcaster 100 she's so funny and her voice is just like she's a great voice everything she says is funny whether she tries to or not because she's just like like a physically and vocally funny person yeah i love her yeah well she was doing talk show hosts which is like you know right what you do before you decide to podcast no what you do um before your way down yes or on your way up yeah she hosted like one of the hours of the today show with sarah and michael it didn't last long, but they should have kept her. It wasn't her fault. No. I blame Sarah.

I'm kidding. I don't even know who that is. That's the point. Are you ready for our next story? Yes, I see your iPad and I'm very excited to discuss. Oh, I like sitting close together because you can see the iPad. I know. And then you can get all excited.

Before we move on, I was able to wrap up the Adele thing at the end because I saw your iPad. Totally. And do you have something to say before we get into our next story that you see on the iPad. I got so invested in communicating with my sis. I literally forgot my job. I'm starving. Like, what are you making me after this? Something so delicious, but it's going to be health conscious because I know that you're

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Finally acknowledging us after years of ignorance. And it wasn't bliss. Wildcats everywhere, raise your hands up in the air. Wildcats everywhere, wave your hands up in the air. Cats everywhere, wave your hands up in the air. That's the way we do it. Let's get to it. Come on, everyone. I have to say, just really quickly,

I think perhaps my favorite line from any high school musical song ever, and I only recently came to this realization when there was a trend on TikTok of kids filming their last year of high school with this song in the background and like doing prom and graduation. I was like actually crying. I wish the rest of my life could feel just like a high school musical. No, I really like I want the rest of my life to feel like a high school musical. It's like so cute. It is really cute.

And I get like chills when I hear that line. Sorry. That's beautiful. Well, we're also getting chills because Zac Efron returned to East High from high school musical and said, don't you forget about me with his fist up in the air and a fist emoji. And it's giving reunion. Of course. That's obviously where all of our minds go.

What else could he be doing there? It's not some, you don't just like past east high salt lake high school east every single day right and so zach has been like you know very not so subtly like not ignoring the franchise but ignoring the franchise no he's bigger and better he didn't come back better than all of them they did like that zoom thing which you know what i was he's better than zoom it was depressing so i'm glad he wasn't there but like he's never really embraced the post hsm life and everyone does vanessa hudgens doesn't do it a lot actually tisdale does it all the time somebody turned the air conditioning on in here and i want to kiss them on the mouth and then give them fellatio okay like where did that

fucking vent just come from and where has it been this whole time it's right above us there's a vent and it just started doing i think the ac guy is here because zach was saying he's coming today and he just go give him a big that man's getting fellatio when he's done and then we'll totally understand go give him a big kiss on the mouth no literally a percentage of our the ads today like we're gonna give him like a commission on this episode it feels like my mood suddenly shifted i'm like why am i feeling gloriously delightfully happy um and that's why wow oh my god thank you that just gave me exactly what i needed okay heaven heaven yeah he's been ignoring all the losers from High School Musical. And now he is embracing them with open arms. And I think we're going to get some sort of quality reunion.

Yeah. Well, people think that now this is like a sign because why now? You know, you've literally spent 15 years ignoring everyone. Does this mean something or are you just feeling generous? Like, seriously. I think it's a lot of things. Also, maybe it took him 15 years to get over Vanessa. I mean, it's taken me 15 years to get over them.

And then just when I was over them, boom, Austin Butler and her breakup. Just when I was over them, I see this picture. Courtside. Back in the day, courtside. The love I have in my heart for them as a couple and, like, the way they really elevated that franchise because they were genuinely in love is not something I take for granted, honestly. Like, I'm extremely grateful to them.

Yeah, me too. And I'm just scrolling through the pictures in this article and it brings me down to a picture of Sharpay and Ryan like doing their thing. Do you know they have like major beef? Lucas and Ashley? Yeah. Why? I don't know.

That's just what I heard recently. Do you want to hear something interesting? I think they say, and this is just the rumor mill that she was just difficult to work with. She was giving Sharpay. Oh. But how could you be Sharpay and not start acting like her? Wait have to tell you claudia on halloween i have to tell you something there was like a huge um uproar on tiktok that i think you would find interesting because uh austin butler obviously dated vanessa and vanessa and ashley tisdale are really good

friends he did an interview during press to promote Elvis. And it was like, who do you FaceTime the most? And he's like, probably my best friend, Ashley Tisdale, which is weird because that was his ex-girlfriend's best friend. So have they, you know, maintained a friendship? Has Ashley maintained a friendship with both of them? Or did she dump Vanessa for Austin? The rumor that I read and like, so they used that to mean that Ashley stayed friends with Austin because like his star was rising and like she they used that to mean that ashley stayed friends with austin because

like his star was rising and like she wanted to be his friend and that her and vanessa are less close because of it but they're still friendly but not as close as they once were if that's the type of person ashley tisdale is like that's that's literally like the worst type of person you can be right and that's a really bad thing to say about someone if it's not true like if it's not she stayed friends with austin because she's thirsty so now we just need to know like is she friends with vanessa and until we confirm what i read meant that said that they were friendly but we were just saying yesterday the new way to be enemies with someone is to be like fake friends still yeah like still comment on their instagram still like everything still follow them like you used to be used to be like you got into a fight

with a friend and you blocked them and like that was that was that. But now it's, like, no, the way to hate someone is to, like, still follow them, still support what they do, but just hate them. Yeah. And, like, it's very possible Vanessa hates Ashley but doesn't want to make it a big story so keeps liking and keeps commenting. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. But back to Zach's post, like, it does, it means a lot because, you know, we all fell in love with him in that one scene.

And then he just never kind of looked back. And you know, who's over the moon about this? Bart Johnson. Yes. He's one of his, the guy who plays his dad, Bart Johnson is his name.

Um, his entire life since the wrapping of film three has been dedicated to being coach Taylor online in real life, like at, um, it's giving major loser energy for sure. to being Coach Taylor online in real life, like at conventions. On Cameo. It's giving major loser energy for sure, but I appreciate that he's keeping the fantasy alive for us. But there's something really sweet about it and just wholesome.

He's also Blake Lively's brother-in-law. Yes, his wife is Robin Lively, Blake's sister. Which makes it better. And less sad. Okay, yeah, you're cosplaying online, but you get to have dinner with Ryan Reynolds probably twice a year. Right.

I would say more. Her and her sister are close. Yeah. And he seems like an affable guy and so does Ryan. Okay, well, I know Ryan and Blake, don't they live in Canada?

What? Do they? Yeah. It's like a weird thing. I didn't know that. I love Canada, by the way. I mean that in a negative way. Please keep watching the toast.

We do have a big Canadian audience audience we're big in canada are you ready for the final story no i really am even though the air is on so i'm actually like i could i'm feeling better uh literally the color has come back to my face i thought i was gonna literally have to go to the hospital no you even heard me say isn't it warm in here i know know, and you don't say that. I don't really complain about the temperature. And even if it is warm, it has to be like Dante's Inferno before I complain about it. It's just so crazy because when we podcast in our apartments in New York, it's not central air. So it's just like a big old humming machine. And you can never podcast with your air conditioning on if you live in New York.

But homes, it's not the same. This vent is just giving us life, and it's not making a sound. Not a sound. We didn't even know it until we felt it. It feels so good. And we unknowingly put this couch right underneath the vent. And I just want to say, like, someone was on our side. Yeah.

We had an angel on our shoulder. A ghost. Guinevere. Guinevere. Our fifth and final story is Justice for Ricky Martin. Yes. Because he's returning to the stage after his court case was dismissed. As we reported last week um

in puerto rico there was a case filed against him by his nephew um alleging stalking harassment after they terminated a relationship also it didn't say that in the article that we first reported it on but i believe it was his step-nephew so there was no blood which is just it's still bad but it's a huge difference okay yes yes it's it's different it's better yeah not good but better now the case has been dismissed and he took the stage of the hollywood bull in la good for him with some help from the la philharmonic together they delivered a night filled with live music dance numbers and iconic martin flavor no honestly like good for him for getting back out there because things like this, like,

you know, really change it. They can change a perception of like, like the, they can just, if you let, if they fester and like, you don't address it or like you take some time off,

obviously, because this is so, you know, taxing, jarring. Um, it's like the thing that remains in people's minds. And what's so sad about this is like,

people will read the crazy headline, but they'll never really follow up with it unless you're a toaster. That's why our research and we waited and seed. And that's why it's important the thing that remains in people's minds. And what's so sad about this is like people will read the crazy headline, but they'll never really follow up with it unless you're a toaster because we do our research. And we wait and see. And that's why it's important to do that and to course correct. But something like this is so damaging. And it's one of those things that like people will remember forever. Not me. Tabula rasa.

Same. Tabula rasa. People who don't keep up with pop culture, they hurt it because it's so crazy. And then in a few years, we're like, didn't he date his nephew? And then it'll turn and be like, wasn't he with his son? No, exactly. Yeah, exactly. So it's so damaging and it's really fucked up.

And now I'm just like feeling like I need to be defensive of Ricky Martin. Yeah. And I am. So here we are. That took a turn. I didn't think I'd be saying that last week. No, not at all. Also, what's a Ricky Martin song?

Like, live in la vida loca her skin is the color of mocha she will wear you out live in la vida loca such a good song such a good song like an insane bop yeah and imagine if we had to cancel that song. No. A loss. That's honestly, some songs are uncancellable. And one of them, and I'm sorry to say it, is Ignition by R. Kelly. I was going to say, I believe I can fly. No, I could live without that one. I could live without Ignition. Actually, I'm not going to sing it.

But if I'm drunk at a club and it comes on, I'm not protesting and being a good person. I am breaking it down. I didn't realize he sang Ignition. And the other think it's world's greatest okay that song is no and also like the the verse where it's like i'm that star up in the sky it's so cloudy don't do it yeah i made it i'm the world's greatest no that's a song that's really tough to lose and that's what really what struck me the most in that lifetime documentary um about him was people's inability to cancel him because so many of their weddings family reunions bar mitzvahs like things like that you use those songs and so you're connected to your family and your memories in your childhood with that music and it's people are having a really hard time with it yes also what struck me from the lifetime documentary about those songs is like especially with i believe i comply it had

a you know a very gospel religious religious element to it so it was like he was this star that song made him like godly almost even harder to cancel yeah no but um he got what he needed yeah we waited and see it and we saw and justice was served i'm still waiting and seeing on galane i just don't feel good do you hear most recently she was moved to a low security prison in florida where she can do yoga all day florida yeah that's where he was like in prison that's where he was and it's like the chillest prison ever and we still we didn't find out one fucking person not a name how can she go to jail for sex trafficking, we didn't find out one fucking person. Not a name. How can she go to jail for sex trafficking when we don't know what happened and who was trafficked? Wait, trafficked to where?

To whom? That's upsetting. Really fucking upsetting. Now she's living the life of Riley down here. Yeah, of course. Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah. I will never stop talking about that.

Yeah, keep talking. Bring it up anytime. I'm always happy to chat about it. Me too. But we have our duty to do because people need burdens that need to be und. Yeah. And there's probably some duty in there as well. For sure. Knowing you guys.

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Sorry. I just had a stroke. Hi. Love y'all. I'm writing in 10 bird myself from literally three months ago, and I still cringe about it every day. Flashback, it's Easter. My husband was visiting me in a different city that I was traveling to for work.

How many years ago? Sorry. Three months ago. Oh, sorry. So it was Easter. Her husband was visiting her because she was traveling for work. She's newly married, and he had gotten me two Easter baskets, one with like classic Reese's, Cadbury eggs, some slippers.

I don't know why I said Reese's. You're making me hungry. And the second one was filled. Don't brag. The second one was filled With like sexual items So he had gotten Sheer underwear Sex dice

A raunchy card game And butt plugs Is that an Easter tradition? I think he was just Trying to spice up married life You know they're separated She's working He's trying to make it nice

You know Okay They had butt plugs That had rhinestones on the end She just wanted us To know that little detail I feel like it's going To come in handy Yeah We ended up stopping at his parents

house for dinner all goes well and we head back to his truck and we begin to back out we were quickly stopped by my father-in-law running out to give us something my husband had forgotten side he swings open the front door immediately immediately noticed the basket looks me and my husband both in the eyes hands us what we forgot and shuts the door and walks back to the house we have never discussed this ever again i am mortified that my father-in-law saw my bedazzled butt plug set please help me forget this moment in life that's tough so what your father-in-law knows that his daughter-in-law loves his husband so loves his son so much that you would put a rhinestone up her butt like yeah i mean obviously it's not ideal and you know i don't know what they're

what they are like but i also feel like parents in general have an easier time with like their son thinking about their son engaging in such things as opposed to like a sibling as opposed to their daughter no you know like yes so i think being the daughter-in-law it's okay it's right if you were a son-in-law and you know your wife's dad handed you a butt plug that would be much worse that's actually so true but also like i don't know it's not that weird like parents you know gave birth to you like they know what happens they fuck like i don't know like it's just an awkward moment but like i don't think they'll think of you any differently knowing that you guys like have a healthy vibrant sex life. You know like if my son like I found let's say my son and my daughter-in-law are here at my house spending the weekend.

And I go into clean because I love to clean and I find like vibrators and ball gags. I would be like good for them. Yes. Is there anything that you could find like is there is there a line. Um no. Honestly no. I think I'm very open like i'm an open-minded person like i don't i don't know i don't know a lot of sex toys i'm like trying to think like anal beads i would be like okay maybe you know not for me but good for them yeah i

really like i'm really not a judgmental person so i guess the question here is like what are your in-laws like are they judgmental right and she i feel like that can you say again just sexual things sheer underwear cute sex dice a card game it doesn't like the butt plug is the crazy one but it's really not that bad it was bedazzled that could be you know like people have bedazzled shit all the time yeah and maybe it was a wine stopper 100 and the rest of the stuff is like cute and flirty and fun and you're married so like it's not like you're using this with a hooker totally don't sweat it don't sweat it it's really not a big deal honestly it sounds like cute and funny yeah enjoy the Reese's hey Jackson Claude hey I have to unburden myself about something I did at work I'm an ICU nurse I already see like the words down below and it's it's made

for me I'm an ICU nurse and last night at work a co-worker and wait sorry last night at work a co-worker and I needed to call someone to ask for help okay the co-worker who we were calling is named Tarek and we couldn't remember his last name that we needed to call him on the special hospital phone I fully said oh I remember it's El Moussa needless to say that the HGTV house flipper turned reality star love rhombus member was unable to be reached using the hospital phone and my co-worker was so confused and concerned with how i came up with the name tarik el musa i'm gonna chalk it up to a night shift brain first of all that's iconic that shit happens to me all the time like i will sometimes on the toes like i will you're like what's that

girl from um you know scream queens called and i'll say the name of like someone i went to high school with i know i always get nervous that i'm gonna do something like that it's mortifying by the way because then that person always reaches out and then they think you're thinking about them and like i'm really not really not it just like was in my brain you know yeah or like worse like somebody you like cyberstalk someone whose name you shouldn't know right then that's really bad this is hysterical and not embarrassing at all and at least it's like tarik el moussa like everybody knows him like he's top of mind he just got engaged like he just did the gender reveal with heather i didn't have a boy

it was a cute gender reveal does he have any sons yet or does he just have daughters i don't know do they have daughters i but i as the you know tarik el moussa resident historian i really should know that and i don't shut up on your El Moussa. I know. Oh, my God. I'm, like, embarrassed. I'm almost embarrassed. I need to unburden myself now.

You're fine. By the way, that's, like, a funny story. And it's a celebrity. It's a celebrity. And now you got on the podcast, so the whole thing was worth it, you know? Yeah. And now you have this inside joke with your fellow nightners. And it's funny.

And, like, don't let this cloud your brain. Like, you're busy saving lives, you know, putting it. I'm sorry. Like, Tarek El Moussa is a firstie, lastie. Like, it's not your fault. You just... Like, that's exactly why you had this predicament, because Tariq El Moussa is one word.

There can only be one Tariq. Yeah, no, all other Tariqs, back down. Or change your last name to El Moussa. Right. I think I'm going to change my first name to El Moussa. El Moussa Ashray. Like, I'm so connected to them, like, I'm obsessed. You need to marry tari

claudia el musa but see the thing is it's too close to christina el musa yeah all right ready for our third and final yes hey jackson claude hey let's get right to it okay my boyfriend and i have been dating for four years and we've lived together for almost two at this point in our relationship we're pretty open and comfortable with one another farting in front of each other peeing with the door open etc okay the other day i was getting ready to go to work um a work dinner with a couple of new clients i had not yet met them in person i was getting ready and trying on different outfits and like greeting myself in the mirror like pretending i wanted to see how i would look to the clients when they met me for the first time i guess

but i was like smiling waving and putting my hand out for a handshake to myself in front of the mirror My boyfriend walked in on me doing this and absolutely roasted me. I wasn't that embarrassed in the moment, but to be honest I was like whatever you've seen me do so much more embarrassing stuff than this but thinking back on it I'm like, holy shit I'm a huge freak who talks to themselves in the mirror and pretends to meet new people and now my boyfriend knows he's dating a Huge freak. I keep cringing every time I think back help me on my burden There are cringy things that people do in the mirror and that is not one of them. Like you're a professional girl. You're

taking things seriously. You want to see how every like every angle that people are going to see you from. Like what does your dress do when you put your hand out? Does it go up too high? Like please is does he not like he should get his fucking ass up and network and he would know what it's like to practice talking in the mirror. No and I have to say talking to yourself in the mirror you have to be an extremely confident person to do that because it feels weird and most people would be like no that's too weird i would feel like a loser and the fact that you're able to just like do it confidently and like actually i've never done that before but i actually now might start doing that that's like a great idea to like see how you look to other people while you talk yeah i feel like i've done that i don't know in certain situations

like seeing how like, okay, I'm going to practice like smiling. What kind of smile? Like I'm going to the DMV. What's my, what are you doing? Like,

I don't think that's a weird thing. It takes a really confident person to do that. So like you sound beautiful, stunning and smart. And your boyfriend, Rosie, you sounds like you just have that type of relationship. Like I wouldn't take it personally.

As long as he's not like truly making fun of you and making you feel bad or stupid. Um, you did nothing wrong. And I think it's really cute and a totally normal thing. And there's like weirder things you could do in the mirror. truly making fun of you and making you feel bad or stupid um you did nothing wrong and i think it's really cute and a totally normal thing and there's like weirder things you could do in the mirror like dancing do you do that not in a long time but now that i have a house probably oh for sure now that i have a house um i don't have enough mirrors yet honestly like i don't think it's that weird i feel like i dance in the mirror all the time like when i'm doing my makeup and

i'm playing music i look at myself and be like yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck it live your life no you guys you only get one life yeah and when i started djt like i used to talk to myself in the mirror all the time because i was so nervous and the only thing i could do was like tux the only person i could trust was a girl in the mirror you know i was surrounded by snatchler no i'm kidding i wasn't there i'm kidding but like you just like you have nowhere to turn to so you turn to yourself almost. Uh-huh. And I found it so immensely helpful.

I still, I talk to myself in the mirror before every show, so there's really nothing wrong with it, and you shouldn't be embarrassed. Don't be. And if he's making you feel, like, too bad about it in a nefarious way, you know what I'm saying? Let us know. Red flag. Red flag.

Red flag. But other than that, I hope we helped everyone. They weren't that bad this week, so you guys have nothing to worry about they're never that bad especially once we dissect it and get down to it's always worse for the person who's writing it in but like to fresh ears it's like it's not that crazy yeah so that was unburden yourselves at gmail.com coming up on wednesday we have dear toasters so that's dear toasters at gmail.com and we're back tomorrow for another fabulous audio and video experience yes so hopefully we'll take all of today's learnings and tomorrow will be even better.

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