The Toast - S5 Ep98: Yikes: Wednesday, July 27th, 2022

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

1. Chris Rock Sets Record Straight on Will Smith Slap: ‘I’m Not a Victim’ (NY Post) (19:32)  2. Candace Cameron Bure Adresses JoJo Siwa Calling Her ‘Rudest Celebrity’ in TikTok Video (People) (23:51)  3. Erika Jayne Served with $50M Lawsuit Upon Returning From Luxe Hawaii Vacation (Page Six) (33:22)  4. ‘The View’ Selects Meghan McCain’s Replacement: Report (People) (37:47)  5. Woman Advertises For Farmer To Marry Her Best Friend (NY Post) (43:09)  - Dear Toasters ([e-mail]) (49:11)  The Morning Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/tour Merch: https://www.shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Oh my God, it's hump day. Both the Streis brothers are in the building. First time together, the four of us, iconic foursome at the studio. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

I'm doing very well because it is hump day. The Streis brothers are here to celebrate and name a more iconic foursome. You couldn't. You can't. No, like you can try. You can try. I dare you.

Right, like we said, no more iconic foursome than bryce thrice and their parents we are here with both the boys it's wednesday this is our third episode in your new studio today your tech director ivy girl no not ivy av girl is praying for no technical difficulties today. I think today's the day. Third time's the charm, as they say. There's some lessons us AV girlies need to learn the hard way. Like you have to initialize your memory cards. Who the fuck knew that?

You know, we have someone who helps us at our studio in New York. So all of this is new to me. So I'm hoping I have no hard lessons to learn today. That's my goal. My goal is also never leave the backup memory card slot empty. Why not? Like, why the fuck would you do that, dumb bitch? I think third time's going to be the charm.

Yesterday's audio was so premium, and then it was the video that crapped out. And so today, we're going to be firing in all cylinders. Unfortunately, the Streis brothers are no help whatsoever because they don't have thumbs, and they don't get their fucking asses up at work. Look at them sleeping on the job. You know, that's what you get with the morning toast. Like these people who have weekly podcasts, like you never really know the ins and outs, the AV, the tech, the IV. And with the morning toast, since we're so transparent, consistent, and authentic, like you're seeing all sides of the podcast making. And I feel like after the

toasters listened to every episode this week, by Friday afternoon, you should be able to make your own in-home studio and produce a premium podcast. That's what you learned here. That is what you learned. And we're going to give you all that industrial entrepreneurial spirit. And industrial spirit. And industrial that we love to foster. Right. We foster at the Morning Toast, Toast News Network, an entrepreneurial spirit. And I used to think that being an entrepreneur meant you didn't have a job. But I've actually changed my mind on that it is one of those terms that could go either way you could be an entrepreneur and you could be a big success a big wig or you could be unemployed and an aspiring big wig yeah like I think when a lot of people go on dating apps and someone's job is listed as entrepreneur like it's a potential red flag yeah there are a lot of terms and titles that could be big wig or no wig.

Crypto is one of them. Crypto. Oh, I, since I don't know anything about crypto, I know it gets a really bad rap, but I'm interested by it. Like if I went on a date with someone who worked in crypto, like I would ask a lot of questions. No, but if like you were scrolling on someone's profile and it was like job crypto miner, I would be like, you either live in a mansion or on the street. I would assume they're a billionaire. Yeah, but not anymore. But this right. Bitcoin's crashing.

Another department that's like that is real estate. Like if you are in real estate, you're either a mogul or an aspiring mogul. Also, speaking of moguls and billions, I had a major announcement I wanted to share because I was talking a lot on the podcast yesterday and on my Instagram that I had bought $60 worth of lottery Mega Millions tickets. And I haven't really told everyone whether I won yet. So special announcement, breaking news, I lost. And you should know that because I'm here. And if I had won $830 million last night, like no offense, I would not be here. But you won some money, right? Or was that a joke?

Oh, that was a joke. Oh, I don't know. I literally hate you. Okay. So at 11, me, Olivia, Zach, and Ben were up watching and we all went in on the lottery together. You and your husband, Olivia and her husband, and me and my husband. Claudia's running a Ponzi scheme.

I was running. You're welcome, by the way. Because like if we had won, it would have been all me. I thought we did win. I have to tell my husband. He was like already spending his earnings. Oh, my God. So at 1115, I wrote in our little lottery chat.

Jackie wasn't at the house with us. I was like, oh, my God, you guys like we obviously didn't win the 830, but I had like the mega ball number and two other numbers and we literally won $57,000. I came up with the most. Oh, my God. By the way, we haven't spoken about this this morning. You believed me. A hundred percent.

And then Zach and I were arguing because he was like, I was like, did you send the money? Because she won. And he was like, yeah. And I was like, okay, great. So we'll probably wind up with around like 6K. And he's like, great, I could do my closet. And I was like, well, we have to split that.

And he was like, well, I sent the money. And I was like, you sent it for the both of us. I was like, I need to get clarity from Claudia if the 20 was per couple or per person. Per couple. Right. So we were already spending the. Oh my God, by the way, I'm cracking up that you guys believed me because I was working, my texts were really convincing with the typos and the all caps, right? Yeah. No, I didn't even question it. Like you won 56K, where are we spending it? I was like, dinner's on Claude. You didn't answer. I figured like I

would have get a phone call this morning. I figured that you didn't answer. Like you knew I was just making shit up. No, I saw it. I figured that you didn't answer. Like you knew I was just making shit up. No, I saw it. I was excited. And I put my phone back down and I was like, okay. You're being so weird and low key. If you had won $57,000 in the lottery, I would have called you. If the six of us won $57,000, it's about 25K divided by three.

No, I get it when you boil it down. But the concept of winning $57,000 is huge. I would have called you. Yeah, but I knew I was seeing you this morning. Like we would talk about it on the show. Everyone would be so excited for you. You're so weird. I was totally kidding.

No, I just had so much going on. And I think I saw it like in the middle of- Sleep? In the middle of the night when I was like checking on Harry. So I wasn't like trying to get all amped up. I was like, earnings, cool. Oh man, I cannot believe my prank worked. I'm literally quaking and I'm quaking

at how like low key you're being about it. It's really weird. I'm literally quaking and I'm quaking at how like low key you're being about it. It's really weird. I'm extremely low key. You are. You are like you're just I guess fifty seven thousand dollars is not a lot to you. Well, divided by two, divided by six. But also that's just something about me. Like when something's a big deal, good or bad, I don't process it. It's true. And I don't make a big deal out of it. And it's not until years later. I'm like, wow, that was a really big deal. No, I like I'm a drama queen. Like I make everything a moment, you know? Yeah. So no, we won literally zero dollars. Damn. And I just feel Zach's not doing his closet. Oh, my God. I cannot believe Zach thought I won. Well, he's with Ben

now. So probably they'll get to that conversation at some point. Right. I hope so. Well, the thing with the Mega Millions is, by the way, nobody won last night. Now the jackpot that's being drawn on Friday is over a billion dollars. So, of course, we will be going to Publix and getting more tickets. Let me know if you want in on my Ponzi scheme. Yeah, well, I'm going to come to Publix with you. Okay. Which is just like a fun experience for us anyway, like being at Publix.

Totally. I need to wear pants because I'm freezing and the grocery store is cold. Maybe we'll vlog it. Yeah, I was saying we need to do pants because i'm freezing and the grocery store is cold maybe we'll vlog it yeah i was saying we need to do a pub sug mukbang but then you were being toxic about your diet yeah no i'm toxic but you are by the way like you're the person that you hate yeah i know i just want you to know so like next time and every time in my life that i've ever you know given you know had to be like oh no like calories or i'm gonna die whatever like you've given me so much yeah not being supportive whatsoever no not at all and I hope maybe you'll think twice next time

no I won't because I feel like when you just expect everyone to be on your wavelength no no no when you give me shit about like me being on a diet right now um I can't lie like I do feel superior so if I've made you feel that way you're welcome and second of all I will do the pub sub today because I actually am starving and three like I cannot stress this enough that this is like a temporary mindset for me like I will be back to my normal self in like probably a few months yeah but you know what do what you got to do and I mean I just want to get down to like a healthy weight I'm not trying to be a model I I really believe that like the the what's what is it like the conversation about dieting has gotten a little too out of control

I agree you can go on a diet agreed it's not a cancelable offense and she could go on a diet and that doesn't mean that you have to go on a diet and just because I've chosen to go on a diet does not mean that I think you should go on a diet or that anyone else should and I'm not influencing anyone it's just like my body and I'm choosing to do less with it honestly or more however you want to look at it. Yeah. Um, but it's definitely like a temporary thing. I just feel like I like to, you know, my weight fluctuates always, but I would like a more healthy starting point for when I start to eat like an animal again, you know? Yeah. And I'm sure that's not healthy and it's toxic,

but like, I just, um, it is what it is. I'm getting like out of breath, just doing menial things, you know? And I feel so much so much better I'm like not so sluggish no and it's like every picture you take it's like gorgeous you don't have to sweat it like we're worried about angles on the show I'm like you don't have to worry about your angles anymore that doesn't really um hurt I can't lie you know everyone telling me I look so great but it's like why weren't you telling me I looked great when I was fat actually that's not true people did but you know it feels different yeah because you're working for it and yeah I feel hard work is paying off yeah totally um so that's enough about me and my toxic diet culture but i think

i'm ready for a pub sub sounds good i feel like i'm almost ready to re-enter toxic not toxic diet culture but like not eating everything inside anymore do you think that you have um had diet toxic diet tendencies yeah yeah yeah have i not i never copped to that no i don't well i mean i know you do but i don't know if we've ever actually no i feel like everyone's always yelling at me like what i say and how i say it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no but no i can't do the toxic dieting thing one because i'm too hungry too because i'm breastfeeding so i actually like need nutrition and and all that and it's also like unsustainable but i just like want to start making healthier choices whereas and i actually i'm feeling like being down here and being like in the suburbs and

also walking around my house like I'm taking so many more steps. My aura ring is like, girl, go for you. Having like an actual kitchen where you can like store fresh produce, prepare things. Yeah, no, there's definitely a healthier vibe here in the city. It's like you eat for convenience. Yeah, no. And that's really what I was doing. So now I'm ready to like to put a little more effort into making better choices. Speaking of breastfeeding, I had a

really interesting conversation with Olivia this morning. Cause we were talking about, um, you know, we're, I don't even want to say it, but like we're creeping on Yom Kippur time of year where we have to fast. Um, and I was like, you know what? I don't know how long Jackie's planning on breastfeeding for, but like she should just keep going so that she doesn't have to fast. And Olivia's like, if you're breastfeeding, you still have to fast. Did you know that? Where does it say that? Olivia literally spoke to Rabbi Sominicki about it,

like when she was pregnant and breastfeeding. Well, I do plan on still being breastfeeding by then. It would have just been a perk to not have to fast. We'll see. And that's just a Jewish principle I take umbrage with, honestly. The fasting or the breastfeeding and fasting the fasting of course but i can understand it's atonement for our sins and i definitely should participate but not supporting breastfeeding mamas mamas

get them i don't support yeah i'm sure you could find like different rabbis who have different that's the thing about judaism though it's it's open text. But like with the rabbi that we love and respect, that's what he said. So I guess we got to find another rabbi. Yeah, I feel like I would try to fast. And then if it was too hard, you know, I would see how it goes. I would wait and see because we love doing that. Because it's so important to see only after waiting. And I can't stress that enough.

Yeah. The other thing I wanted to talk about is it's Wednesday, which means tonight we are only after waiting. And I can't stress that enough. Yeah. Um, the other thing I wanted to talk about is it's Wednesday, which means tonight we are doing an episode of breaking bread. And I just wanted to remind everyone since we were off last week while Jackie was moving, breaking bread is back tonight, 7 PM Eastern time,

4 PM Pacific time on the Spotify live app. If you download the app, you can join the show live. You can write in the comment section, which is really more entertaining than the show. Honestly. Yeah. Um, you can get brought up on stage Listen to your girlies

Just recap We actually will have so much to talk about On Breaking Bread tonight Because I feel like The last three days Every time we wrap Like we still have more to talk about So it'll be really fun

You can also listen live On just the regular Spotify app But you won't be able to like You know Be a real integral part of the show Like with the comments section and stuff And if you're unavailable tonight Wednesday 7pm Eastern Time Our episodes do go on demand onto Spotify

on Friday. So there's fun for the whole family. Totally. And that's just a little bit about me. You covered the whole gamut. What else is new with you? How's Bryce? How's Roald? Everything is good. Just so busy. I mean, every day just doing a million things. Do you want to interject? Sorry. Yeah. I wanted to tell you something. I, um, I started the hotel Nantucket. I saw, tell me everything. Um, it's really good. It's just like, I've been in such a rut reading like, you know, erotic romances that I love so much. Um, but I thought I would like, you know, pull back a little bit, wrench out. And so it's taking an adjustment to read something different, but also I've never read a book with a ghost in it. And like, I'm not a spooky girl. I'm not into like paranormal

activity. Some people's like whole personality is being like obsessed with ghosts and like cemeteries and Ouija boards. Um, that's not me. But, um, I kind of like love this ghost. She's not like other ghosts. No, she's like a cutie. She's like an unhinged 19 year old. Right. With the wisdom because she's lived for 100 years. But she died when she was 19. What percent are you at? You read so fast. I don't know actually. I didn't read a lot last night.

Honestly, I could not focus on anything but the lottery. What happened so far? Where are you at? Has the hotel opened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just started, spoiler alert, getting bad reviews on like TripAdvisor. Oh, okay. Cute.

Yeah, no, the ghost is really cute and she adds like a fun flavor i'm typically not a ghost girly but i'm always open to it if you read layla by colleen hoover i actually have it's another ghost tale and throughout the book i was like what the fuck but then by the end it made sense it made sense and i love when things make sense yesterday i started the new redheads book a flicker in the dark and it is spooky but so well written but it's just like gives you chills I just got a chill up my spine yeah maybe grace grace is working the ac I also can't stress enough how much I'm loving the kindle oasis like it is that kindle you need it like and if you didn't get it on primetime I feel bad for you because it's fucking expensive and I saved like over a

hundred dollars on it but it's so premium like if you ever Kindle girly and you're still with that, my old, now that I realize how fabulous this new one is, I realized how slow my old one was. You want to write Colleen Hoover? C-O-L. And now I'm like Colleen Hoover. It's so premium. It's like technology as an, an I why can't I say AV

I don't know you have an aversion technology as an AV girl is like so important to me you know totally and I'm enjoying the Oasis life as well I wasn't ready for it a year ago but I'm ready for it now I'm loving those little buttons question for you do you have your what do you use the up and down for like down pay like do you use the down button for the next page or the up button? Excuse me, I can change it. Yeah. Because obviously I was like, the down one should go right because it's closer to my thumb.

And when I opened the Kindle, it was just like, you have to use the top one. I reprogrammed mine a few days ago. You need AV assistance. Oh my God. I was thinking how stupid that was.'m like if i had to guess a million dollars obviously the one closer to my thumb is going to be next what am i reading a book backwards yeah oh my god you just blew my mind yeah thank you so much i'll show you how to do that you're that's what i'm here for we're literally like techist we're technologists no like elon musk literally wishes he knew much about technology as we do Like, tech-ist. We're Elon Musk. Technologists.

No, like, Elon Musk literally wishes he knew much about technology as we do. Elon Musk wishes he could reprogram his Kindle. No, I'm, like, literally embarrassed for him for how little he knows compared to us. It's, like, so sad. Beyond. Beyond. Oh, we also have Deer Toasters today. Oh, wow.

And they're pretty wild, honestly. Oh, I cannot wait. We have so much to do. Should we just get into it? oh we also have deer toasters today oh wow and they're pretty wild honestly like oh i cannot wait we have so much to do should we just get into it i mean i wouldn't i really wouldn't be against it okay and you know things come up along the way and we'll chat here and there about ourselves so without further ado where are the strice brothers are here sleeping do-do-do-do-do where are you i took theo for a walk this morning and he made the biggest dump i've ever seen a human being or a dog make i meant to tell you did he have anything extra was it just been like did he have a tbt well actually um he has cornered taylor i'm literally having a stroke today cornered kaylor every time kaylor has a snack it's in

theo's mouth and she's just started to give it to him like she's submissive like at first she used to fight and now she just gives it he's been eating so much off the floor i've been giving him treats like when him and brunner together i'm always giving them greenies so he's definitely eating a lot more which i'm not mad about but um it's coming out in his poop i could not believe the poop i almost vomited bruno's also eating a lot more he indulged in a turkey sandwich the other night it sounds good last night i found him going through the trash he found himself an apple and just other miscellaneous tings i'm happy for these dry sproes the suburbs are treating them well.

The suburbs are treating, I mean, look at them. Pooped. Pooped. So did you do the crunch? No, I don't think so. Without further ado, it is time for the past five stories. Did it do? Where are you?

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Our first story Chris Rock is setting the record Straight on the Will Smith's Oscar slap He says I'm not a victim Okay Chris Rock has finally broken his silence regarding the slap hurt around the world Yeah that shit hurt Motherfucker but I shook that shit off And went to work the next day Okay. Chris Rock has finally broken his silence regarding the slap hurt around the world. Yeah, that shit hurt, motherfucker,

but I shook that shit off and went to work the next day. After remaining silent, mostly silent for months, the comedian actor addressed getting smacked by Will at the Oscars. He said, quote, anyone who said words hurt has never been punched in the face. He declared while performing alongside Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle at MSG on Saturday.

Oh my God, that actually sounds so fun. Obviously, like the one time I'm not in New York. Thanks. he declared while performing alongside kevin hart and dave chappelle at msg on saturday oh my god that actually sounds so fun obviously like the one time i'm not new york thanks also during the event kevin hart brought a live goat on stage and introduced it as will smith oh my god i'm actually like really against like animals in crowded spaces are you um like i actually really hate that so the story was just ruined for me the picture but then show you the picture. But then Chris Rock performed at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey, the most premium entertainment experience in the tri-state area. And he said, I'm not a victim, motherfucker. I don't go to the hospital for a paper cut.

No, no. It's just, you know what I didn't expect? Hmm. I didn't expect to, like, be so into Chris Rock, you know? I know I think we all like had a soft spot in our hearts for him after the slap because it was so fucking crazy and it was so like embarrassing and painful for everyone um and then the like bell of it all and I just like I didn't expect to be so like into him you know like intrigued by what's Chris doing what's Chris saying what's Chris up to what's Chris feeling like I'm more of a What's Chris up to? What's Chris feeling?

Like I'm more of a Kris Jenner girl than a Kris Rock, but that might change. That might change. This show looks amazing. Dave Chappelle, Kris Rock, and Kevin Hart. I mean, what a lineup. I've actually never seen any of Kris Rock's standup, but it's like Ben's favorite. Ben is Kris Rock's number one fan. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. I don't know if they're like doing a tour together or it was like a one-time thing at MSG, but if any of you guys were there who are listening, I'm so jealous. That sounds nice. Yeah. I don't know if they're like doing a tour together or it was like a one-time thing at MSG, but if any of you guys were there who are listening, I'm so jealous. That sounds amazing.

Literally amazing. I saw Kevin Hart at MSG. How was it? It was great. I was the most people ever fit into MSG because like he had a teeny tiny stage. He had a teeny tiny stage in the middle and they were able to put as many seats as they've ever put in there. How many shows did he do?

I'm not sure. I just went to one. That's cool. I would want to see him do stand-up. He's so funny. For so long, he was my absolute favorite comedian and stand-up comedian. Yeah, he's great. But then he was usurped.

By? Claudia Oshrae. Oh, that reminds me. Tickets available at girlwithnojob.com slash tour. West Hampton Beach, New York. Red Bank, New Jersey. New Haven, Connecticut. More dates coming soon.

I added another show. I was thinking like, gotta get to Alabama. I want the Alabama girls to like know I'm coming. Bama. Bama. Roll Tide. I'm literally gonna be like such an Alabama girl. Like War Eagle.

What's that? Oh my God, okay. So obviously you wouldn't know that because- Is it from TikTok? No, no, because you've never been to Alabama and I only learned it the first time I went. Got it. Obviously when I went, I was like Roll Tide, like whatever the fuck that means. And like it's from tiktok no no because you've never been to alabama and i only learned it the first time i went got it obviously when i went i was like roll tide like whatever the fuck that

means and like it's half and half so there's two schools auburn and university of alabama university of alabama is roll tide and auburn is war eagle so like whichever your your school is like that's the phrase you stick with okay so you're war eagle i'm roll tide no i didn't say that um i was just teaching i think i'm rolled tide i'm definitely rolled tide probably i'm roll tide no i didn't say that um i was just teaching i think i'm rolled tide i'm definitely rolled tide probably i'm definitely rolled all tied so you're an anti-semite yikes honestly i just want to let you know if you've ever like dm'd me or left a comment that starts with yikes or ends with yikes like you will be blocked includes yikes in the middle because people who say yikes on the internet in like an ironic derogatory ironic way like yeah

yeah we say it like making fun of those people but the people who use it in their everyday energy are the worst people on the internet i literally like screenshotted a message the other day it was so fucking condescending like yikes it was about the couch it was like chill the fuck out yikes you guys have lost your touch that couch I'm like you're fucking ugly okay I want to see your couch yeah FaceTime me yikes I hate the word yikes so much me too yikes and it comes with that face you know yikes if you've ever said that like you're done you're done okay well are you ready for our next story why not because there's drama between candace cameron beret and jojo siwa i saw cameras tan candace cameron beret is addressing jojo siwa calling her the rudest celebrity in a tiktok video she said now it is all good but for those of us who are just hearing the news Candace Cameron Bray is addressing Jojo Siwa, calling her the rudest celebrity in a TikTok video.

She said, now it is all good. But for those of us who are just hearing the news for the first time, such as myself, Jojo posted a video to her social media platform showing her quickly flashing photos of celebrities. So let me tell you, it's a trend on TikTok. Yes, that I've surmised. Okay, so for those who don't know, let me just say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You basically pull up different people's Instagram profiles on your phone and then you write, you take a video of yourself and you write like, you know, worst hookup I ever had. And then you flash the phone really quick. And some people have been able to like slow down the video, screen record them and figure out who people are. But like, if you do it really fast,

there's like actually no way to see it. So it was like worst hookup, you know, celebrity I have the most tea on, you know, rudest person I've ever met and other influencers and celebrities are doing it to each other. And I cannot tell you how many times I have literally downloaded the person's TikTok and scrolled through to try and like screen record it's so hard to figure out but somebody figured

out Jojo's I saw they duetted it and showed every single person that she did wow okay so she did the nicest the coolest her crush and she also did the rudest and flash the phone to reveal Candace Cameron Bure she didn't provide any further details about their alleged interaction, but now Candace Cameron Bure, I'm just going to have to call her Candace. It's a lot. 100%. Has taken to Instagram saying that she was shocked and had no idea where it came from. She said, I immediately tried to reach out to her through mutual friends

and my publicist contacted her manager and I DM'd her because I didn't know what happened. I just think it's funny that Candace Cameron Bure and Jojo Siwa have mutual friends. Oh I'm sure. Like I just found that interesting. Yeah she said so I was finally able to talk to Jojo this morning. I called her and we had a great conversation. She was like hey how are you doing? I was like well I've been better. What happened? So Jojo told Candace that she didn't think her video was going going to go viral calling it a silly TikTok trend and saying that she didn't think it was a big deal. But then Candace told her that it was a big deal and asked her what she did to her. I'm sure she was like getting dragged.

To filth. To filth. Because Candace said, I only remember that we met at the Kelly Clarkson show and that went really great. That's iconic. Jojo said, yeah, it was really great. You were super nice and all of that. She actually didn't want to tell me because she said it's so silly.

She felt bad. And that's why it just wasn't a big deal to her but then she said I met you at the Fuller House premiere when I was 11 years old and we were all on the red carpet I'd come up to you and said can I have a picture with you and you said to me not right now then you proceeded to do what you were doing and take pictures with other people on the red carpet so Candace profusely apologized to Jojo and JoJo said, you weren't even mean. They get it now as an adult when you're on the red carpet and everything's happening, you're being pulled in different directions. But at that time I was at an 11, I was 11.

And then Candace apologized saying, I broke your 11 year old heart. I didn't take a picture with you. I feel so sorry and crummy. And now there's been a reprosh moi. I hear words that I literally never thought would come out of my mouth ever like justice for candace cam and beret like sounds like jojo steve was being like a big shit starter and like when she was like no i don't even want to say what it is it was giving um crystal kong minkoff like sutton said the craziest thing so offensive dark what is it i can't say it so first of all

i'm always doubtful when people say that and second of all literally if if that's what happened everything jojo just described uh that's really not rude and it doesn't sound like a consistent story because why would candace camembert take pictures with a bunch of people on a red carpet and not jojo siwa like when she was 11 like fans yeah no well she was she was probably a celebrity at that point like moms yeah just a kid celebrity um i agree i mean it's really a nothing burger it just goes to show that every other celebrity must be you know the nicest person on the planet right if that's the worst thing that happens to you in hollywood but what candace cameron ray said is that no matter how many

followers you have even a 10 second trending tiktok video can do damage because our words matter and our actions matter and that's the thing it. It's like so much of TikTok is just putting people on blast, both, you know, probably righteously and also in a shit starting sort of way. And I really feel like that people have really made like careers of just like trolling and calling people out and blowing things out of proportion. Like that Instacart driver who said he made Kylie, right, gave Kylie the ingredients for her sandwiches like right everyone's just like everyone like sharing their story like i saw this celebrity one time and she was so rude like you don't know what someone else is going through like you only see things like through your perspective

and it's like and then you say it as fact and people run with it because like it's fun for them right no but honestly this is like like kind of extremely losery of jojo siwa i'm i'm really shocked because first of all it doesn't sound like there was really like an incident and then also the way candace describes the phone call it's like jojo got like like called out like yeah there was nothing there yeah how old is jojo siwa now she is she must be 18 right now she's grown she is give me one second 19 oh right? Now she's grown. She is, give me one second, 19. Oh, wow. Okay, so she's like, she's still like a kid,

but like she should know better like as a celebrity to start dumb drama like this. Yeah, but that's the trend and that's what I'm saying. Like TikTok is toxic and people are just obsessed with like getting famous and getting views because they're putting, they're embarrassing someone else no i completely agree with you oh great we're on the same page are we ever not no except about tiktok and olivia rodrigo being a one-hit wonder i never said she was one-hit wonder i said it was too soon to call

sure no that's what i said like i stand by that sure how know these microphone brand is sure sh-u-r-e so sure that's my joke I was the one walking around guitar center saying sure sure you were ah I miss guitar center let's go back you know I think we need headphones for that we do do we have to go to guitar center I think we do oh my god i think we do they'll be so happy to see us my day just blew wide open they're gonna say hey girlies how was the equipment and i was like oh hey how about you listen to yours listen to it i'm like corporate hasn't called you yet because literally the biggest podcast in the world reference your amazing customer service i figured you'd be the president of the company by now no i would say

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It's so cute. Seven and eight. We are so cute. We are so cute. Like who's cuter, funnier, more interesting than us? We should go I'll give you a minute Nobody

The Strykes Brothers Oh fuck yeah We should go to Guitar Center When our episode is like As high as it's gonna be So it's at Six or five yeah

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for a $50 million racketeering lawsuit when she arrived back in LA on Friday night. In exclusive pics obtained by Page Six, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was seen leaving LA International Airport when a woman approached her and handed her two thick stacks of documents a rep for erica's did not immediately respond to a request for comment someone was videoing and it's honestly like it's mortifying to see yeah um but what i also thought was really interesting was that she was on vacation in hawaii

with rina and diana so why was she at laX like wouldn't they have flown private to Hawaii yeah I'm LA with Diana right that is an interesting I also just thought it was interesting that the three of them were hanging out off but that tracks based on I mean I'm so behind on Beverly Hills like haven't turned a TV don't even have a TV right now um so I don't know what's going on but like Rinna and Diana seems like uh I mean Diana seems seems. Well, her and Rinna are close. Yeah. The video is horrifying and it's like so embarrassing because I'm sure like at first Erica thinks it's like a fan, maybe wanting an autograph or just like, you know, people do crazy things

to public figures. And I think like you see the moment where it settles that she's like being, and you know, it was legit because it had one of those paperclips, not like a classic paperclip, the one that's like a clam. Of course, because it's so many documents. Because it was like this big, thick stack. And it was just like, honestly, it actually made me feel bad for her

because it was just really embarrassing with so many cameras around. And Rinna was like. Why were there so many cameras around? Because, you know, those girlies love to call the paps on themselves. You think they called the paparazzi on themselves? For sure.

You think so? I don't think the paparazzi like really really needs ever you know erica and rita getting off a plane like if they were there it's because you know they call them so they call them and then like she got served like i just think if erica wanted to go on a trip fly home commercial like she could make it through the airport without paparazzi that's what i'm saying so i think it's like so weird that oh you think it had Something to do with the serving I don't know And some of the pictures Are clearly like

An iPhone situation Yeah the video That went viral That started the story Was someone just filming I think on their iPhone Like a fan saw Erica At the airport

Perhaps Or was it someone Who like The part of the people Who served her Just to confirm That they served her I just think

It's really interesting Honestly I mean She looks cute No matter what but she doesn't look like someone who was knew the paparazzi was going to be there I was um and I'm sure she was glad she was wearing a mask because you can't see her face when you were on maternity leave oh it was when Olivia Wilde got served those custody papers during cinema con and it was like so awkward Taylor Strecker was um my co-host that day and we were just talking about

how like getting served is so crazy and I asked her if she's ever been served or whatever and she was like no but I had to serve for her divorce and she was like it was like you think a lot about it you can choose where to do it you don't want to if you care about the person you don't want to embarrass them like do it at work you know um and she said it was like a really crazy experience gotta serve someone who's it gonna be I think Bryce I'm gonna serve strice then or charlie pooth a cease and desist no literally like cease and desist for posting on tiktok emotional distress no literally so who knows what this lawsuit is regarding i'm sure someone does but it's just you know

just more and at this point saga and i actually feel like this story would you know it's another lawsuit for erica jane right honestly i'm immune to them but the fact that she was served publicly there's pictures and videos that's the story yeah that's the story but also I don't know I I'm I think Erica Jane's at this place where like like at least for me I don't really care like I fully believe now like she really probably didn't know that much and like maybe if she had investigated like she could have figured it out herself but I don't think she really cared that much about what Tom was doing for a living just like was happy living her life and she's bearing the brunt of everything because Tom is incoherent and lives in a home um but my vibe now is like I really don't care like she's way past like the

drama in my opinion I'm sure yeah I feel like troubles are far from over but oh yeah but I feel like for her it's just like what's another lawsuit you know she's gonna spend like another one she's gonna spend a really long time in court in court and it's gonna be really expensive yeah it's expensive to be her yeah it is oh it's right don't even start it's okay boys are you ready for our next story i really am it seems as though the view has selected their replacement for megan mccain finally oh this is like jeopardy i didn't even know we were still doing this right this is like jeopardy except and this is still a report it's not confirmed they haven't announced it on the show yet but page six seems to know for certain that alissa farrah griffin will be replacing

megan mccain on the view who the fuck is that she was the former uh communications director for donald trump's white house okay so conservative girling yep um don't know who that is and again this is either and that's why there's so much hype after megan left like this is literally mayim bialik like who Yeah, except you knew Mayim. And maybe if you watch a view, she's been one of the people who's been in rotation a lot. I thought they already replaced her with that woman, Ana Navarro. Right, but who would torture themselves and watch The View enough to find out? So perhaps, you know, she did a good job.

But I'm glad they made a choice. And I felt like for a while, like, they weren't going to make a choice. I thought they already had. With Ana Navarro? For some reason, the view I think on TikTok because they followed me and I was like let me be respectful you know of Whoopi and the crew um so I see clips sometimes and it's always that woman Anna Navarro I literally thought she like I thought this was done well she might be a host but not the one replacing Megan no she was definitely just like a like a frequent temporary queen but um i guess she didn't

do a good job because she didn't get the job yeah and i also feel like this could have been like a really great opportunity to make a splash you know with like someone who big big polarizing yeah and at least for me maybe because i don't want to see a picture of her like no honestly i i don't i don't know her no i've never seen i'm sorry to this woman i'm sorry to this woman i don't know this woman but good luck in the job you know the more time that goes by the more megan shares about her experience yeah and how awful it was you know i cannot imagine why anyone would want that job obviously like it's an amazing opportunity yada yada yada um and if you're one of the other four women who i think align more politically like it's probably

so much fun like we're all ganging up on the other girl but i totally get why you would want to be sunny or any of the other girls um i cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone would want to be like the other person um it sounds horrible and everyone leaves like i don't see a rotating chair for any of the other women like right sunny and woobie they've been there forever. Right. Joy. Jinx. So I really hope this girl has like, you know, a thick skin, good mental health. And I hope it's a really big paycheck because there's honestly, there's probably a number that's like, okay, I would do something like that for that. Public humiliation on a daily basis. So I hope it's worth whatever they're paying.

I probably don't think it is like honestly no but whatever i mean if she is the one and she signed her contract then it was enough to do this job yeah no i'm really wishing her the best of luck like yikes yikes girl i really good luck good good luck and hopefully they'll make the official announcement soon and i'm just glad they made a choice yes the megan stuff i find really interesting because Yikes, girl. Really, good luck. Good luck. And hopefully they'll make the official announcement soon. And I'm just glad they made a choice. Yes, the Megan stuff I find really interesting. Because Megan is conservative, girly.

But she's also just deeply connected in the political space. She knew Whoopi before. They knew her parents. I believe she knew Joy. And now the vibe that she's putting out afterwards is like joy was literally like horrible to her but what's so interesting is like when it was all going down and you would see clips from the show where like they had a really bad day or they got into a big fight and it was like oh my god how could these people still be co-workers how did they not hate each other then

like you would see megan go on watch what happens live and she's like no i love joy we have a mutual respect we talked about it after the show and like it's totally fine i'm like okay so it's totally fine like these people just bounce back from these things but now when Megan talks about it's like oh no it really was a horribly toxic work environment it looked it felt exactly how it looked and it's just yes because I used to think I'm like you know Megan is like you know the only one who has a difference of opinion but she every time she tweets about it or talks on Watch What Happens Live she's, that's just the job. Like,

I love these women and we have different beliefs. And, and I was like, yes, I'm like, that's America, baby. Like so mature.

And now it's like, actually there was bullying, harassment. Like everyone was being to each other. We all hated each other. And I was like, damn, like,

because I, I choose to believe in a world where like people can have a difference of opinions and still love and respect one another. And like for a while, while Megan was on there and like being on Watch Happens Live all the time saying like it's just you know politics we're still friends I was like yes like this is proof and I feel like like a couple years ago when Megan was on The View and like she was making news about like a moment between her and Whoopi we said how like that's the honestly like a really cool thing about The View is like that was meant to be I think one of the points of the show it's the view and there are many points of view and we're

just gonna have conversations about that but like so many people have written books after their time on the view and it's like it's actually not like that at all and I don't think it's really ever been like that no and I think especially in the months since Megan left it's now just the one view right and it's just and there's no one well we Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. What's her name? Uh, Alyssa Farrah Griffin. We'll see what happens to Alyssa. Yeah.

Best of luck, girly. Best of luck. Are you ready for a fifth and final story, which is a little random news, but I started following the New York post on Instagram and they post like all these random news stories to their feed. And I thought this one would be fun to talk about.

Man with eight arms climbs out of well that he's lived in for 75 years. It's stuff like that, but that's what the fifth and final story is meant to talk about. Man with eight arms climbs out of a well that he's lived in for 75 years. It's stuff like that, but that's what the fifth and final story is meant to be about. It's human interest. So a woman is advertising for a farmer to marry her best friend. Okay. These two girlies, gorgeous girls. Oh my God. Beyond gorgeous.

Those are just regular girls? They're not like models? Regular girls from New Zealand. Oh, girls from New Zealand are really pretty. Yeah. regular girls from new zealand one of them girls from new zealand are really pretty yeah one of them moved to uh farm country and to marry a farmer who she loves and she's living the farm time her life this is literally a book right and she has a friend named amber who wants to live the farm life too like so they could all be like four farmers together going on date nights to the barn and yeah and amber wants a reason to like leave the city and move to the king count country region

and i feel like we're helping amber by putting this on the show right now we're spreading and so her friend live is looking for a great farmer to marry her friend amber so that amber can move to the farm and what kind of where did live put this like advertisement on new zealand farming facebook group i'm literally not okay this is get you a friend like live and then live posted these photos of amber she's gorgeous she's literally so gorgeous. If somebody doesn't option this story into like a Hallmark Lifetime movie, honestly,

or like a romantic comedy book, I could, because this is literally the book that I just read. It's two books, but it's not about farmers. It's about two regular like college grads

who end up both marrying like Brad Pitt, like two different Brad Pitts. And it's like they live next door to each other and it's so cute. Like the first book, the first book is about the first girl. And then the second book is about the girl who meets the other movie star through the

first girl. So this sounds like it could be that like somebody needs to write a book about this. It's so cute. It's so cute. But we also need the happily ever after. So if you are in New Zealand, in the farming community, ideally the King country region, why don't you message live and get to know Amber? No.

And also, okay. I'm like thinking about this being turned into the movie because these girls are so beautiful and they're australian they should play themselves uh madison brown from kirby from dynasty like she needs to play the one who needs the boyfriend amber she looks just like her okay perfect and let me see the other girl we need to cast we want authentic australian okay so this is amber with her dog and she like clearly loves the bucolic lifestyle and this is the two of them that must be Liv they're literally both so beautiful I cannot believe this isn't a story about models like yeah those girls look like that and they're not famous that's no one is like you're advertising for a boyfriend when you look like that no there's no hope for any of you go home go home if this girl needs to put up a billboard I've never seen

a more beautiful girl in my life and that's just like a regular Facebook photo it's not an edited Instagram picture there's no filter on it there's no like colors there's no visco no literally girls from that part of the world are just and Amber was a bridesmaid at Liv's wedding here she is being Amber's I'm literally like upset like I put on full glam today for this stupid show I look like a rat you'll never be Amber no and I'll never be Amber with no makeup on at a vineyard you know no and that's just your cross to bear and if someone at the New York Post is watching this which I feel like you are because you're always just like you know obsessed with the toast um please follow up like we need to find out what happens next please follow up get in touch with Liv get a statement see what happens with

Amber and toasters if you know any fine Australian farmers, figure it out. Yeah, check out this story. You can see Liv's Facebook page and you can get involved in the process. And if any reality shows want to go over there and film the process, I would be definitely watching that. I don't think I would watch it because I think a reality show would actually ruin it. They'd set her up on fake dates. I want this to play out however it plays out. And then I would like a really premium either movie or book about it.

Love it. We need like. No, if we had a production company, Toast Productions. We need Lucy Score to literally write this book. No, we would send Toast Productions out there and we would make the movie. It's like Reese. If we had Hello Sunshine.

It's like Reese making movies of books that she wants to see into movies, which I love that for her. We're making stories, real life stories. Into books or in movies. Yeah. No, Hello Sunshine needs to get on this immediately. Yeah, in collaboration with Toast Studios.

Yeah, TNN. Yeah. So those were the past five stories. I feel as though you absolutely needed to know them. You definitely needed to know that last one. It warmed the cockles of my heart. And we're not done yet. So we've only been in for 48 minutes, you guys.

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him. As we're eating, he spilled on a shirt and then proceeded to rip off his shirt and asked me to launder. At this point, I was cringing, but I decided to launder the shirt as this man was unhinged. I retrieved the shirt from the dryer as he walked to my bedroom. I told him to leave, but he didn't acknowledge me. He got undressed and went to bed. I frantically called my friends to help, but this man was already naked and passed out, so I slept on the couch. I woke up to the sound of my shower, followed by this man asking me to make him a coffee. At this point, I flipped out and told him to leave. Flash forward to today, I am dating an incredible man who asked me to spend the weekend at his family's cabin I decided to do some digging on Facebook and that's when I saw it my boyfriend's cousin is the launder my shirt guy and I will be spending the weekend with him

what do I do I already told my boyfriend the story but never told him who the person was do I tell him do I pretend I don't know his cousin help sincerely how the hell did I get here oh my god that's literally a book that is a book that is horrifying and also scary yeah that was starting to scare me right like getting undressed and getting in your bed up until that point it was just him being a dick but like no you told him to leave and he went to sleep in your bed naked honestly sounds like he might not have a home that's what I was thinking too anyway he probably spilled on purpose so that he could get a fresh shirt get a free meal and a place to stay oh my god you should just be nicer to women and women would

just like let them stay at his house their house for a few days and use the laundry and take a shower totally but he's definitely by the way he's definitely was definitely at the time probably homeless yeah because that's a thing that men do they couch surf with women yeah so they don't have to pay rent there was that article in the new york post all those years ago about a guy who hasn't lived in an apartment for a year and has literally slept with different women for like a few days at a time to have a place to stay it was crazy crazy but anyways in response to your question tell your boyfriend that it was him like you did nothing wrong so there's no reason you're gonna be feeling weird all weekend and you don't want your boyfriend

to think you're feeling weird about being with his family or that you're not sure about the relationship or that there's something else going on just like honesty is the best policy you have nothing to be ashamed of there's no reason why you wouldn't share and he knows the story no and he already knows the story so now you could be like by the way and it doesn't sound like you you know you went on a date with his cousin and now you're realizing in his cousin so you're going to tell him this whole story it's like you already told him about this crazy story with him so like you have like there's nothing weird there's nothing weird this is so crystal clear this is so crazy bizarre this is like one of those things where it's like

the world is so small I'm so sorry that you had to experience that and now you're like reliving it because I'm sure it's horrifying but definitely tell your boyfriend and also ask if maybe at the time like maybe he fell upon hard times just because I'm curious yeah because it sounds like he was using you for like a hot meal a bed and a new shirt yeah all right good luck with that let us i would love an update on you all right next up hello jack's claude rasins rise oh and i'm so glad that you wrote when we have all four together and this is from two girlies they wrote together we are long time it's like when a book is written by two authors we're such nerds we are two long time toasters and best friends who need your help.

We have a friend, Lynn, and she's a part of our very tight friend group that has been together for most of our 20s and into our 30s. We are all very close. But unfortunately, Lynn can be really cheap at times, despite having one of the more lucrative jobs of our friend group. She also likes to, quote, host parties, we think mainly to avoid the cost of an Uber to get anywhere else. to quote host parties we think mainly to avoid the cost of an uber to get anywhere else it's gone to the point where every time she quote hosts a party the plan uh the plans are solidified then

shortly before the event everyone in the group is given specific items to bring whether it's food drinks or both we started realizing that we are all bringing the entire party about 90 of the food alcohol while she provides whatever leftovers are currently in her pantry like nuts or crackers while none of us mind contributing and we never show up to anywhere empty-handed, we are starting to feel taken advantage of because of how disproportionate her contributions are at her own party, and she seems to have no problem with it. How do we make her see the issue with this as she's constantly inviting us over? We are a very non-confrontational group of girls and we like to keep the drama low,

but this is getting impossible to ignore. Any advice you can provide would be greatly appreciated. P.S. We will send a follow-up. You just need to give her a taste of her own medicine. You say, party's at my house this time. Lynn, you're bringing this, that, and the other. Everyone else. Like, just do exactly what she's doing, but before she can do it.

I would also avoid Lynn's house like the plague. Like, the next time she wants to host a party, all the girls should be like, oh, we already decided we're going bowling tonight. Like, meet us there at 10. Yeah. Like, do not go to her house don't give her a choice in this situation she doesn't have choices yeah it sounds like she's the only one with like a little bit of balls in the group so she's taking advantage of the fact that you guys are low drama non-confrontational and that's how you're getting walked all over but she is taking advantage of you guys if she

is not contributing buying stuff for the party and just like thinks that having it at her place is contribution enough it you know once in a while it is yeah but you're literally forbidden from going to her house that's how you the fact that you keep going and she keeps getting away with it is why she keeps doing it like wouldn't you you just need to put the plans in the chat hey I was talking to Jenny and we're going to Jenny's house this weekend um I'm gonna bring this if Lynn you could get that yeah Felicia get that you know Lynn Felicia Jenny I'm just I find it interesting like when you make up names like what comes to mind Felicia is unique like really different not like other names I don't know what inspired these names this is just how I'm seeing

your group of friends I love that I'm always like a Sarah or Rachel I go biblical that's true yeah you can never go wrong I don't know where I pull from. With Isaac Jacob and Abraham. I'll have to think. Maybe probably for books. What was the name of the girl who was having everyone over? Lynn. Lynn. Well actually they wrote Lynn Manuel Miranda but I just abbreviated it because I didn't want to. It's like word jumbo and I have a hard time

reading these to your toasters as is. Yes. But I did appreciate their creativity and toasty references. Are you ready for our third and final? This one's pretty wild. Okay, I'm ready. Hello, Jackson Claude. Brass and stress. So far, these are clear cut. Yes.

No moral dilemmas. Sometimes you guys really confound me. Right. And we really don't know which route to take. But so far, I feel like it's been. I'm 100% certain. And I think you probably will be certain about this one too. I love certainty.

I'm going to try and keep it short and simple because I desperately need your help. Okay. A year ago, I cheated on my boyfriend. I got blackout drunk with my best friend. We went back to her apartment and I hooked up with her soon to be brother-in-law. It was a makeout and a five second blow job before I ran away crying and went to bed. After which I told no one, not even my best friend, but her fiance definitely saw and was aware of what happened. A few months later, I came clean to my boyfriend and then to my best friend. My boyfriend and I decided to stay together and I moved to Texas to be with him.

We started couples therapy and we are now engaged. My fiance wants nothing to do with my best friend and her fiance. It reminds him of something traumatic, to say the least. And he doesn't want the fiance at our wedding. He says that he knew what was happening and clearly disrespected him and he wants nothing to do with him. Now my best friend says that my fiance is manipulative and controlling and refuses to even be my friend until my fiance can get over it help a bride in distress oh that's rough i know what it reminds me of vanderpump rules no um the

moronic storyline in sex in the city where um carrie cheats on aiden with big and obviously they break up and then her and aiden get back together. And she like maintains her friendship with Big. Big comes to Aiden's country house. He calls her all the time. She's like, I want you guys to be friends. You literally cheated on him with this guy. That's insane. But that's not the same thing.

Because she's not asking her fiance to be okay with the guy that she, the guy she cheated with, they never see. I guess that's true. It's the brother-in-law. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fiance is mad at the other friend's fiance for like knowing what happened

and not telling him. But I don't think that's fair. Maybe that's something that you guys need to talk about in like couples counseling. Yes. I mean, it's definitely probably embarrassing

like to see them around and have them at your wedding knowing that they know what happened. But if he's able to forgive you, it's not fair for him to like place his anger on this person that he knows like three degrees removed and I don't think he's being controlling or manipulative I just think it's like probably where he has placed all of his anger about the situation and that's you need to work on like working through that anger instead of just like letting him blame them.

Honestly, like I don't know if I agree. Like he's forgiven, he really only has to forgive her and he has, and I don't think it's so crazy that he doesn't like want to be reminded. They moved like- He doesn't want to be reminded. Yeah, but this is her friend. It's embarrassing for him.

It's not fair for her to have to like lose a friend. I don't know. I like- She can't invite the girl to her wedding and not invite her fiance. For sure. Fiance didn't do anything wrong. But you know I also need to know more about your mans because now your best friend is saying that your fiance is manipulative and controlling. Is he or is that just her responding to this this situation or is she actually trying to help you know would she have said it if this wasn't a thing right okay so I change I actually take it back I actually don't think I have like good advice here because honestly like I'm like a little bit sympathetic to the person who got cheated on that's just me like of course so my even if sometimes it's like if you choose to forgive and to move on then you really have to

forgive and move on well that's what happens I think a lot of times with couples who get back together after like infidelity is they forgive but they don't forget and they really like don't forgive and they don't fully trust so it's just more of like a slower breakdown of the relationship as opposed to like a full breakup but it sounds like you guys are still in couple therapy so I would unpack this there therapy yeah because this is it's a quandary it's a quandary but I do think like in order to for them to move on from it like they really have to move on and that includes the couple. Yeah. And being able to like be reminded of it and being okay with it. It's not like it was the fiance. It was the fiance's brother. Right. Oh my god if it was the actual

person. No we wouldn't be talking. Goodbye. But that's what I was saying with Aiden. Goodbye. That's Aiden and Big Carrie is so fucking wrong I just recently watched That episode where like You know Big is having Lady troubles And he like confides In Carrie

And she's away in the country And he was like Can I please come And she's like Goes over to Aiden And it was like He's coming And Aiden was like

What Like literally what It's fucking crazy Like if you need Any more reason to understand Like why Carrie is the woat Watch like the three episodes where she's back together with aiden and they like zoom in on her friendship with big the man who she literally had like a week's long affair with the first time she dated aiden it's so asinine also the country houses and episodes in general

are just really unfavorable towards carrie she's so mean a. So mean. A brat. A brat. Yeah. Like literally he built that cabin with his bare hands, put in his own hot water heater, and she's complaining that she has to go. Like, okay, stay in your little apartment in the hot summer weekend. Justice for Suffern. Justice for Aiden completely. Yeah.

Like literally, if you could have ended up like, you know, if you were Carrie and you were normal and not a moron, and you had your choice between Aiden and big who would you have chosen because i think aiden is like more handsome and thing is i i i'm i i'm equally into both of them and i'm not obsessed with either one of them no but if you i want you to choose let's break it down probably aiden probably in because big like that whole like chasing him around for 20 years like that could never be me yeah i agree like oh you love me and you want me and you're wonderful and you're supportive and you

like successful build things you know really the only thing big had going for him was his money because honestly he wasn't that handsome and he was a dick he's handsome but it's not like he had this amazing personality no aiden was like hot as hell and like he's just like with all the models and like yeah well yeah like going to movie premieres yeah no you're right aiden is like totally like husband dad material yeah but and he was like really financially stable like his business was taking off like in the movie he's out in dubai it's not like he's not successful. No, but Big was big time banker.

Big wig. But they're both businessmen, Bo. Yeah. No, I would go Aiden. And Aiden had a dog. So obviously, you could bring Bryce. And a country house. Big?

Right. No. It's a fixer-upper. Get your hands dirty, Carrie. Put in your own bathtub. What do you want? Where's your sweat equity? Right, right.

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