The Toast - Sandwich Sluts: Friday, June 2nd, 2023

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Feels like a little delayed, like Friday's like halfway done already by the time we record this. We are recording a little delayed today. We are, but I did like Friday the abridged version by Turdy Lou. Friday, Taylor's ver- no, Friday, Turdy's version by Turdy Lou. Friday Taylor's no Friday Turdy's version. It always is. So it always is. Today is Friday which is just fabulous news. It doesn't feel like a real Friday because we had a short week so it feels like we almost don't even deserve this Friday.

Does anybody else feel that way? Is that true? This was a short week. It was Memorial Day. Are you okay? You're so right. Honestly, this was a very long week for me. Yeah, like you had like a bunch of doctor's appointments. That's why we are late today. Apologies for the late recurting with Recurdia and Jax. But Jackie had a bunch of doctor's appointments this morning.

And your girlie attended them. And I have a lot of thoughts. Claudia was my companion. What were your thoughts on the whole scene at the OB? Well, my first thought was like I just kind of felt like I was like walking in the shoes. I really thought everyone in the office thought we were a couple. Because we look more like a lesbian couple than we do sisters. We look nothing alike.

Okay, but why can't we be friends? I just feel like friends don't take each other to their appointments. I know know but I feel like we were acting more like friends and less couple-y. Like we were cracking up. I feel like couples really don't do that. Definitely not. At that point like in pregnancy. Well it just kind of felt exciting like to to just like have people see me through a new lens. Like I'm just a partner. You know I'm a supportive partner. Yeah you were a supportive partner. That's facts. And obviously I went because I love you dearly and you know Zach had to watch Harry so of course I would come had I known that you had an appointment at like this imaging thing right across the street from what will now be like moving forward my favorite place on the planet I

would have I would have come to all of your appointments since you came to New York. Like, we were getting hungry. It was long, by the way. We were there for like three hours. You had like a bunch of different appointments. And at one point, I think I mentioned, you know, lunch afterwards. And you were like, why don't you run across the street? There's like some restaurants. Go get us some food.

So I was like, oh, okay. And I just kind of stumbled into this place. And I realized as I was walking in that it was a Zabar's. You know, a New York classic. There's like 15 of them in the city and you know every time anybody like writes a book or makes a movie about New York it's like Zabar Zabar Zabar is fresh bread so I'm like ashamed to admit that as a New Yorker but more importantly as a Jew I had never been I had never been to Zabar's and I had such an unbelievable experience I felt like the main character in a Nancy Meyers movie I like wanted to get a baguette and just wear a beret and like

walk around this little bistro it was I was overwhelmed first of all by the options like the fresh bread fresh pastries bagels it was like 11 so we were going like breakfast yeah but then I saw like the hot food selection I saw you know delicious looking rice I saw chicken tenders do you see things in which to make turkeys warm bowls I did it was kind of like a warm bowl haven if you will and I just I felt like a better version of myself like I my new kind of life goal is to be the girl that was in the market like I was just kind of sashaying around you know looking at the baguettes I felt like seriously I came back and I said to Jackie that I felt like Meryl Streep's character and it's complicated because she owns this like major French marketplace bakery where they like

have fresh espresso and baguettes and croissant every day and I know people who live in New York are like oh my god this bitch is not making a 40 minute podcast about Zabars but like I am I had never been I haven't been in a really long time like not old enough to appreciate it if I've ever really even stepped in I feel like I've only ever gotten like their crackers we're gonna have to go after my next doctor's appointment like I'll let Zach know that you have to be there and we'll have to go and have the full experience. Like for a lunch, a meal, we can sit and dine in. Yes, it had like these gorgeous, very French inspired like booths and banquets. But it wasn't big and it wasn't busy.

It was like, and it was like almost lunch rush, but it was in a very quiet neighborhood. So it wasn't overwhelming. There are some really nice places and you want to like spend your afternoon there. But they're so busy that you just like get in and get out. No, not Zabar's. It was like a culinary experience. I swear to God when I stepped out I was like I am in France. Like it was so elevated.

So you took a trip to France this morning? Pretty much. Bonne nuit, Tour de Loup. Bonne nuit. I'm honestly jealous. I'm wishing that I had that experience and walked in and you would like never know it because we just got like bagels with cream cheese which yeah i honestly i fumbled like i fumbled in terms of the actual purchasing but it was like a weird time it was 11 15 it's

not lunch yeah you could have gotten us our lunches too because we would have been ready for lunch in like one hour later i didn't know that we were going to be at this doctor's appointment literally till one o'clock i thought we we were almost done honestly. We were but it was just like almost done is still long. No no we we came in there for three things like an imaging a shot and one other thing and it was an hour per thing like it was just slow. Yeah and you have to like start when you do one thing then go back to the waiting room. Yeah. Go through it again like the way that a doctor's appointment is an hour when you try and do like three things in one doctor's appointment it's three hours but going to these like fertility like doctors did remind me of the

first time I went to like an appointment for my wedding planning because I remember when I let me explain I remember when I like started meeting with like you know at wedding dress shops and planners I remember being so like taken aback by how everyone who works in the bridal industry was so nice and they were like so excited about your wedding like just as excited as you were like they really the people who work in the bridal industry like make it special they really do a good job and I was thinking today like everyone we met like that nurse who we were chatting with at the end and then that lady in the waiting room and then the other girl who did like your cervix thing in the sonogram she was everyone was

so nice and like so cared so much about you and like we're like doing you know the most like let me just oh I got the images but let me just make sure like everyone was doing their jobs like so well and they were so nice and was mostly women it was just kind of like a great energy it's a great community it is but I've never been apart because obviously I've never been to an imaging center. I'm glad that you had a good experience in witnessing the behind the scenes of pregnancy care. No, it's really. I think it's called neonatal. Is it?

No, that's like for babies. No? But isn't it like neonatal care? I guess it's for babies. No, it's like women's health, but also... Women's health. I think the word is just pregnancy. Okay, well, pregnancy care is top tier.

Oh, obstetrics? Obstetrics? Yeah, but you could also just be going in for a pap smear, and that's obstetrics. I mean like pregnant women care. Okay. Fertility. Pregnant women care. No, fertility is a different sect.

Oh, okay. Well, everyone who works there was just like fucking nice and I really appreciated it. I'm so glad you had such a positive morning with your girl. I did. And you were being such a good sis. Really did me a solid. It was also nice because, you know, I have kind of like a brain for science and an aptitude for medicine.

So it was just kind of nice to get another opinion in there and be like, yeah, no, that imaging looks good. You were pleased with what you saw. Carry on. I was pleased with, yeah, no, yeah no i was monitoring you know i didn't want to point out when they were doing things wrong i was monitoring and you know what they did good you did good so it was nice and i just loved that market yeah i'm honestly like hungry again i know we like really i really fucked up like in terms of what I purchased. I so like shit the bed. I was honestly overwhelmed. Yeah you could have like grocery shopped

for us. I know. There was like a big challah that I really wanted to get. I just didn't know if I could come back to the doctor's office with like shopping bags. I think you would have been the life of the party. I know because we did get like a bunch of food and we didn't eat all of it but we were giving it away to the other pregnant ladies in the waiting

room. Because they were hungry. She was like I'm so hungry but I don't want to be late for my appointment I was like do you want half my bagel and she took it it's a collective in there no I'm telling you like the way that waiting room was never as lively as it was today like Jackson Claude need a permanent residency in that waiting room it's true it's I've been in that waiting room a bunch it's never really popping like that and I feel like is this place for high-risk pregnancies yes not exclusively because I also went there um in my pregnancy with Harry but they do focus on high risk so you know morale can be low in a waiting room like that and I think that they need to bring us in like on a bi-weekly basis yeah they need to bring you in you made the

difference I'm always there I guess I could bring my guitar and do like my Miss Rachel impersonation. You should go to a daycare and do that. I know. If, you know, if podcasting doesn't work out for me, I've taken Harry to like a bunch of those music classes. Like that's definitely a job I am well suited for. No, like when people ask you if you weren't a podcaster, what would you be? Like that's your answer.

Children's group musician. Yeah, like those classes like at the kids gyms and stuff where somebody walks around with a guitar and sings like twinkle twinkle. But they always put like they always have flair. Those people always have charisma. Yeah. They have talent. I feel like that's a job I'm extremely well suited for except I feel like it's a lot of

time on my feet. Why not sit? No one said you have to stand. Yeah mine would kind of be like the low energy meditation class. Yeah or you do it with a partner I think you'd be really good with Ben and he can make the rounds and he needs to pick up an instrument to make pass out the scarves he could pass out the scarves and you know the little maracas yeah yeah yeah I it's a really good future for you guys if you if your future as a cantorial duo doesn't work out. No, it's just a backup plan.

It's so important to, like, always have different options in life. You never know what's going to happen. Yeah, and in the meantime, Harry loves your talents and services. Right now I perform for an audience of one, and I'm genuinely okay with that. But, like, he literally is obsessed. Obsessed. Jax and I spent the whole day together yesterday, which was fabulous. We did.

We were so Willy Wonka in bed together all day. Claudia got me a TV. Well, okay, let's talk about that. Jackie's fully like on fucking bed rest out here without a fucking TV in her bedroom. Like, are you okay? I ordered one on, shout out to Costco Instacart, $200. Granted, it was a brand I had never heard of. It wasn't like a Sony or a Samsung or an LG, who cares? $200 for a 55-inch TV that got delivered in an hour on Costco Instacart. We set it up. We got our Roku set. We watched Kardashians in bed. Like, I cannot believe you're out here, like, bed resting without a TV.

You're seriously not okay. No, I know. Well, there's just always so much going on in my house that, like, either I'm on my computer working or I'm just, like, texting and on or I am reading so it's like I hadn't noticed yet like that how annoying it is to not have a tv but now that I have one like I'm addicted and now I need to find a show to binge I'm thinking Desperate Housewives again there's never a bad time to restart Desperate Housewives. That's just kind of like a life lesson I think everyone should abide by. Agreed. I also told Jackie that

she should start watching. What did I tell you when we were scrolling? Weeds. Weeds. Yeah they have a lot of seasons. It's like funny. I think it's pretty light hearted. I don't think it gets like too dark. And it's cute. I think you would like a lot. I remember I tried to start it once a million years ago and I wasn't into it. But maybe now I would be like as a mom. I think I tried to start it once a million years ago and I wasn't into it.

But maybe now I would be like as a mom. I think it's about like a mom who sells drugs. Yeah, she just like gets into the weed business because she's like fallen upon tough times. And then of course, over the course of like 10 seasons, she gets carried away. Yeah, yeah. So I feel like that could be more my speed now. Just like suburban drama. Oh, and it's very suburban drama.

So maybe it's my time. It could be. But we watched a lot of tv yesterday we watched kardashians and then we both watched a bunch of episodes of that smart list show which we're just like intrigued by we're so intrigued by and like i've we were watching at the same time separately and we were just like texting each other because there were a couple things that were actually kind of shocking uh yeah the MIT guy the second Boston performance where they completely for those oh I guess I don't want to spoil it okay wait but no that's not what I was gonna say oh for people who like don't know what we're talking about basically the smart list podcast has a documentary that like documents their entire podcast tour and on their tour they have like a special guest come

to every show but the cool thing is that the audience doesn't know who the guest is going to be and neither do two out of three of the hosts. Every show one of the hosts will invite someone and then bring them on stage and like everyone's really shocked. It's a really cool concept. I actually like it. So the first two shows were chosen by Will Arnett. Will Arnett brought David Letterman and Will. No, no.

Will Ferrell and Conan O'Brien. Yeah. So like major comedy and it was so exciting. If you're into Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes, then these are your kings. So then for the next two shows, Jason Bateman was in charge of selecting the guests. And I would argue that out of the three of them, Jason Bateman is the most famous. So I was ready to be dazzled. And he's bringing out the guests.

He's giving like an intro. And honestly, the way he's describing like an intro and honestly the way he's describing it I thought he was going to bring out Elon Musk he was talking about how smart this guy is how he teaches at MIT how he's responsible for the quantum physics of the universe like all this stuff and then he says the guy's name Max something tag mark yeah who's just like a really really really really smart probably one of the smartest people in the world who like works at MIT um who cares yeah it was it was so awkward like we watched we watched the tour like the actual show it was like awkward it was awkward and not only was the guest like not what buzzy and what people wanted especially since like right before that was Conan so I think on Twitter everyone was talking

about like we had Conan tonight so then the second show was like, oh my God, who are we getting? Right. And they got Max Tegmark, who is not a star, like a traditional celebrity. And he's not a podcaster either. So like not only was it like, oh, I don't know that I want to hear about AI, but now I'm hearing a conversation about AI that's like not that like entertaining. Funny. It was not entertaining. And when they got off stage they like didn't know if they had done a bad job at first and then the more they talked about it like

they knew and then the next morning they woke up and there was just like so much backlash from their fans because like people are paying for tickets and for someone to get to see David Letterman and then someone else to see like Max Tegmark and no no this is not any hate no he's a genius he's just not entertaining like I wouldn't go to a comedy show to go see a physicist um and it was just kind of awkward especially because I I really expected the most from Jason Bateman and then his next guest was AOC and some people had complained about that and I was just like what is with I would have thought Jason Bateman would have brought like the most funny the most famous the most interesting not like two boring ones yeah well I feel like

it's crazy they only started their podcast in 2020 and it's clear that like they know what they're doing they're extremely successful they have this format so I have two things to say this format that you know one person brings on the guest the other two don't know who it is and a conversation comes from there which is really cute it's like the mystery guest and it works great on a podcast because if you're a podcast listener and they bring out a guest that you don't really want to hear like okay I'm just not listening today like not a big deal but when you buy a ticket for a show you're spending your money and then you also have to sit there for two hours and you're listening to someone that you don't like are not entertained by whatsoever like the a concept of a mystery guest like doesn't really work when

you're selling tickets unless now they just commit to every guest being just like a fellow comedian that they know that their guests are going to love but I do feel like Jason Bateman like wants to take this show in more of like a Joe Rogan direction where we're having like intellectual conversations and we're not just like a bunch of comics sitting around but the thing is your audience wants to see a bunch of comics sitting around. Like if they wanted to hear about AI and science, like they might listen to a different podcast. Yeah, no, he just like takes himself a little seriously. But I feel like he's also trying to still carve out what the show could be.

And I feel like we do that. It's natural to like change and stuff and like want to be more than what you're doing. I just like wouldn't experiment on a live show. Yeah, yeah. No, it's very interesting to watch. It's not like what I thought it would be. Like every show is just like wouldn't experiment on a live show yeah yeah no it's it's very interesting to watch it's not like what I thought it would be like every show is just like a banger there's like highs and lows there's like clearly they're getting like a little sick of each other because they're they're non-stop they're it's not like they go home in between like they're

literally on a plane and a tour bus and like they're just maybe like and they're choosing to share a room which I thought was so interesting that they're not getting their own hotel rooms. Now, it's not like two queen beds in a regular. These are the craziest hotel rooms I've ever seen in my life. They're like four bedroom apartments. They literally don't end. They're so big. Like, Sean kept getting lost in the room.

Like, they're so big. I find the logistics of how they travel really interesting. Yeah. Also, it's only a 10-city tour, right? I don't know. I think that it is. Like, it's not a 10 city tour, right? I don't know. I think that it is. Like it's not, you know, eras. No, but it's still like two weeks living in the same room as two other people. And you're like a grown man.

Yeah. They could get their own rooms. Yeah. But they don't want to. It's interesting. No, no. It's very interesting. It's very good. I really like it. I was also really shocked to learn that their podcast only started in 2020 for me they're just like one of those OG podcast like they're always at the top of the comedy chart I just assumed that they were seriously like a just like a staple in the podcast community no I knew that they were fresher but that like there were a lot of podcasts that popped up during COVID especially celebrity podcasts that like petered off maybe

even quit but or or just like respectable in the top 200 whatever um but that they really made it like and they obviously have something that people really like yeah yeah they they have some they have like a star factor like their but I'm like watching their show like the even the live show and like their people are laughing in the crowd and like I'm not laughing like I know I'm like watching their show like even the live show and like people are laughing in the crowd and like I'm not laughing like I know I don't humor I don't think we're the target demo no but Zach's cracking up no Zach is definitely Zach is definitely target demo yeah he is so it's just interesting but I do I find the whole concept interesting there are parts that are more boring than other parts but I think the interesting parts make it worth the boring parts yeah and it's just rising tides rise all

sides like this is a great moment for podcasting it is a great moment for podcasting and it also makes me think about like other like the scale of other podcasts like yeah I would love to see more of this type of content of like on the road with a podcast. Yeah. I mean the scale of their podcast and their tour I don't think is predicated on the scale of their podcast. I think it's predicated on the scale of their celebrity. I do agree. Because even people who have podcasts bigger than Smart List go on tour and they don't

take private planes. But these are three people who are very independently wealthy. Yeah. And famous. I agree with that. So maybe it wouldn't be as interesting to watch I don't know yeah if it was just a couple of podcasters but it's nice I like that HBO is doing something different like it's cool yeah I hope it sets a good precedent so so so now that we've chatted.

At length. About tings. I've been getting like shit for how I say length. Oh welcome to the club of getting shit for how you say things. I say like length. I do say the G. I'm never gonna knock someone for pronouncing things as they're spelled. I'm just a phonetic queen and that's something I have to live with.

You're hooked on phonetics. I'm hooked on phonetics and Zabars. And Toast. And you. Oh and me with you and Bryce and Strice. Of course and Kay Levinson and Roldini. Of course and our husbands who we we love. Of course, we love them so much we put them last. The best for last. Truly. Okay, well without further ado, let us get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know because the stories are storying today and we've got to get into them. Well, the stories storying are brought to you by the Kardashians on Hulu. Watch the all new seasons of the Kardashians new episodes Thursday only on Hulu. The world's most famous matriarchy is back for the most

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Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet were seen together for the first time with their famous sisters. Literally. Sorry. I'll allow you to finish. Please save your thoughts till the end. The rumored couple, Kylie and Timothy, appear to have taken the next step in their relationship, meeting each other's families. So they were photographed together for the first time,

mingling with each other's relatives at a barbecue earlier this month. There have been rumors that they've been spotted together. We've seen her car in his driveway. We've seen them like both be in the same restaurant, but we've not gotten a frame of the two of them together in frame and these photos which were taken like by some creep at a bird's eye view are very very revealing in the sense that these people are all hanging out yeah no it was extremely revealing to me there's two major takeaways right and I just want to say so Kylie brought her sister who who we know, Kendall.

And Timothy brought his sister, who we know, Pauline, because she is Kimberly on Sex Lives of College Girls. And when I first saw the headline that he's with his sister, I'm like, ugh, the sister. But then when I remembered who the sister was, I was like, the sister. So that was my first takeaway. Like, we have to acknowledge the Kimberly of it all. Kimberly from Sex Lives of College Girls is probably one of my favorite characters like ever created in the television universe. She's so fucking weird and funny and she's just everything of the sort.

So the fact that like think of it as like Kimberly hanging out with them and it just it changes things. It's so fabulous. And the second for me like this story is a bombshell. Not because it's showing pictures of Kylie and Timothee Chalamet but because it's showing Kylie holding a pack of Marlboro Lights and an ashtray like Kylie is a cigarette smoker I think I might have known that like I think I've seen a photo of her with a cigarette like once or twice but I forgot and I can't get over it no I didn't know

this um the only thing I'll say is like either she's obviously like a pack a day Jojo Siwa smoking like that or she's like carrying her man's cigs because I could see Timothy definitely does being into cigarettes or she's like gotten into cigarettes because of him but as much as I never expected this from her it tracks no by the way there are like three paparazzi photos on the internet. Yeah, she was like 18. I think the other one from when she was like a few years ago. She doesn't say no to a cigarette, but maybe she was celebrating her newfound love.

Yeah, but there's a difference between like being 18 and like being crazy with a cigarette versus like, oh, it's daytime and we're hanging out. I must have a cigarette. I must have my pack on me with my personal ashtray. No okay so like having a personal ashtray I think takes us to like another level of like smoker. Or she was just like bringing out the barbecue tings to the table including like an ashtray for the group and my boyfriend Sig's. Well a lot of people were like oh Kris Jenner works hard the devil works hard or whatever like Kris Jenner set up these photos for the family and NT tweeted and I thought it was a really good point like yeah Kris Jenner sure sometimes she

does that but like she would never have sanctioned photos of Kylie with cigarettes like there's like this is so not a setup it's so real yeah and I appreciate the reality of the situation and the cigarettes of the situation like it's just which sister was she with Kendall Kendall do you think I can see Kendall smoking too like it's such a it's such a model thing to do like oh we're hungry oh that's like that TikTok sound so for breakfast we have a cigarette and a little bar of chocolate like it's so like you know health and her cryo chamber remember that episode where she was like talking about how she's so weirdly obsessed with health? Yeah, no, that's so true.

That person like doesn't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, but I feel like that person is actually really Courtney. No, Courtney is like an extreme for sure. Like if I saw Courtney with a cigarette, like my mind would be blown. I would be shocked. But I think Kendall falls into that category a little bit of like matcha tea rejuvenate relax repeat wait total weird tangent and I know you know nothing about this do you have any idea what's going on with the Philip Schofield drama I've never heard that name okay so Philip Schofield was on like the um biggest morning show in Britain like you've probably seen you've probably seen clips of like him and his female co-hosts are like always cackling together. He's kind of like a staple of British media.

And a few weeks ago like some big scandal came out about him. He was like having an inappropriate relationship. Like people are really upset because he was like really in millions and millions of homes for like so many years. And it's blown the network wide open whatever. And I don't know like everything about it but today I saw all over TikTok he did his first interview and he's blown the network wide open whatever and I don't know like everything about it but today I saw all over TikTok he did his first interview and he's talking about how he's like been so depressed yada yada um but he's using a vape the entire time he's in this like really serious sit-down interview with like a 60 minutes equivalent and he's vaping this like turk bright blue turquoise vape like in between questions it is the weirdest thing that's so weird but he's able to a morning show for years and not vape right maybe he's just spiraling clearly like he was saying

some really absurd shit no I didn't know about any of that and honestly it sounds like I didn't like I don't need to now know you know it's not like you're so obsessed with the Brits it's not like EM you needed to know about EM Tonga. Yeah. No, I don't think you need to know about this. But I just wonder if anyone else listening to this podcast has fallen into the Philip Schofield TikTok drama. But it's not even TikTok drama.

I'm just learning about it on TikTok. He very much like operates on like traditional media. Yeah. It's morning show British drama playing out. It's morning show British drama playing out on TikTok. I actually I love that rabbit hole for you. won't stop you thanks thanks well back to the task at hand so we can confirm that Kylie and Timothy are a couple it's not the couple I would choose for her it's not the couple I would choose for me but I'm happy for my girl yeah Timothy Chalamet is just not really ever

someone I'm going gonna be attracted to and maybe there's something wrong with me or there's something wrong with everyone else but it's just it's gonna be a no for me but i'm so happy for kylie yeah so it's like i just wouldn't pair him with my number one girl like but if i know he if he was like spotted dating someone else who i'm like who i care about at the same level as him like i'd be more here for it but for my number one girl like i want her with my number one guy that didn't happen which is who who's your number one guy oh that's Jason Momoa Kylie and Josh Groban Josh Groban has a girlfriend he does I've actually recently started following Josh Groban on Instagram since he responded to one of my Instagram stories um that I tagged him in like

many moons ago and he's such a hard worker he's on Broadway right now and Sweeney Todd he's he's really living like he's very fulfilled you should be happy on Broadway right now and Sweeney Todd he's he's really living like he's very fulfilled he should be happy for sure but like he doesn't have a choice other than to share his gift with the world like it wouldn't be right it's almost a burden yeah no it wouldn't be right if he just like stayed home and took time off it's like well what about your angelic voice no it wouldn't be right if he just like worked in marketing and had like this cool party trick where he happened to sing really good. Like. Yeah. No.

Like he needs to be constantly sharing his gift with the world. Like God gave you a gift. Now share it. You're so right. And I'm sure he feels that pressure. But it sounds like he's rising to the occasion. You know who else would do that? Kylie.

We have never seen Josh Groban perform live. Have we? Like in person? No. You should hit up one of his concerts there were a couple tours of his that I really wanted to go to it like didn't work out like I remember he had a show on my birthday or something and I wasn't gonna be here like I've actually really tried and I think I've given up okay well I'm gonna put that on like my list of things to get you

in like future years because also he's the kind of guy who goes on a tour like for a specific album where it could be like a collab album he did like some random album recently and it's like so he's not playing the hits yeah you know yeah that's that's tough like we need a Josh Groban greatest hits tour yeah we do I'll be front row center that's kind of what's so fabulous not to bring everything back to Taylor but that's really what's so fabulous about the Eris tour it's really a greatest hits tour. True. And speaking of Taylor, our next two stories are Taylor adjacent. Taylor is involved in the next two stories, but it's actually not about the Eras tour. So everyone will be happy to hear about that. Okay.

First story, Forbes has put out their list of America's richest self-made women. And obviously, we're most interested in the celebrities who made the list. And Taylor Swift is now the second richest self-made woman in music. But still kind of far off from being number one. That place is held by Rihanna who is worth over two billion dollars. Two billion. Yeah. Yeah I just want to say and this is not me just being like a Taylor apologist.

I don't really feel like it's fair for Rihanna to be on the music list. Because Rihanna's fortune comes from business. Which is so impressive. But they should be on different lists. They areihanna's fortune comes from business which is so impressive but they should be on different lists they are Forbes put out this huge list it's like a database and honestly in the top 10 top 20 I don't know one of these people's names it's not just like Oprah and Taylor and Kim and Beyonce but if you search by category by source the source of their income Rihanna is under music and cosmetics okay Taylor's under music um what about Kim and Kylie Kylie is under cosmetics Kim is under she's not under fashion she's under oh shapewear and skincare it's so specific oh they went real specific no there's

literally a category called Spanx and and it's just Sarah Blakely. Dead. Yeah, so I think all the publications have broken out this list into the people that we know and made, like, the top ten celebrity list, which is, of course, interesting. Yeah. But it's not, like, just comparing, like, Rihanna and Taylor. Their sources were different, as noted by Forbes. Yeah, yeah, yeah no and I

think a lot of people were really interested in the Taylor of it all because this year was probably the year she becomes a billionaire because the tour will gross over a billion dollars and at the time of this publication what would they say her net worth was 740 740 so she'll most likely become a billionaire this year after the tour wraps and all the merch and all the songs um which is just oh and she also has speak now like she'll definitely become a billionaire this year which is so crazy that she's like not already yeah it's also always crazy to me that Beyonce is not I think she's like a 500 million yeah uh I will say Taylor definitely had like a leg up the second she started making money because her dad like literally did it for a living like investment baking and then I think his full-time job became

like handling her money and so she's like always been really really smart about her money before she started making serious dough so you know you gotta start them young yeah she also passed Madonna who has 580 million and Kylie is on the list she is at 680 million which is interesting because like Forbes once called her like self-made billionaire also it's interesting that they put Kylie on this list they're sticking by their title of self-made self-made really appreciate them being scrupled about that no people got like so in the weeds about that because self-made when it comes to millionaire means not inherited. Like there's a list of the world's richest women

and the top 10 are either heiresses or widows or divorcees. Yeah. Like there is a difference. It's Kylie Cosmetics. Like it's her company. Yeah, she grew up very privileged. That still makes you self-made.

Sorry. Yeah. No, it's crazy. And the top 20 are all like women in business. They're a lot older. Who's the richest woman in the world? Like just number one. Oh, in the country.

Oh, country. Diane Hendricks at 15 billion. Her source is Building Supply. She owns like the biggest roofing supply company. I'm telling you, like if you want to get rich in this country, like you have to do the most fucking obscure jobs. It's never like banking. It's always like always like yeah I invented the patent for like the light bulb or whatever number two her source is gas stations we love a gassy queen number three her

source is health care software that'll do it that'll do it yeah so it's a very interesting list I'm happy for everyone who's charting it's inspiring I hope to be on that list one day and Kim is over a billion that's well skims really um in the last few years people don't even talk enough like skims is probably more successful obviously than KKW Beauty or Kylie Cosmetics at kylie's peak like skims is really it's become a verb not a verb a noun the way that like when people put on shapewear they say i'm putting on spanx like now they also say i'm putting on skims like it's really become ubiquitous yeah also what i thought was interesting i forgot what category she's under

but i was looking through the categories and you know who's there at like 300 million or 280 million categories and you know who's there at like 300 million or 280 million um emma greed who's their business partner yeah that's great she does very very smart skims and good american yeah and i'm sure she has like other businesses that made her qualified to be that partner oh you know who's on here under skincare kathy fields and katie rodin of rodin and Fields say it ain't so a couple MLM queens it's a really interesting list no it is I gotta dive in deep yeah they make it an easy database except like they really should do a list of names that you've heard of yeah but no I do I do find it really interesting how like non-famous people become so wealthy like and what do they do for a living yeah not all of us can sing you know for our supper yeah do you remember when we were in Turks and Caicos um we did like a jet ski tour and like we were staying at this house and a few houses down was like the biggest

house we'd ever seen in our whole lives and the guy's like so famous on the island everyone knows him I think he's from the UK and we're like how, how did he get so rich? He like has a patent on a type of door. It's always like the most obscure shit. We need to invent a door, Turdy Lou. I know. I just feel like the door is like, it's been already invented, you know? Yeah. It's tough.

We'll figure it out, Jackson. We'll think about it. We'll think about it. We'll think about it we'll think about it patreon episode redesigning dead coming up with ideas for how to become billionaires our next episode a little taylor adjacent news but not solely focused on taylor is that taylor is bringing sabrina carpenter on the era's tour amid olivia rodrigo feud rumors so taylor just dropped her international international dates with just South America not like Europe or anything right no and she said more international tour dates are coming and there have been like rumors about Brazil specifically so I guess she's rolling it out in waves this one

is like very South America yeah she's going to Brazil Argentina and Mexico and one of her opening acts is Sabrina Carpenter which you know she loves to support a young female talent. Virgining. But it's notable because Sabrina v. Olivia was the great feud of 2021. And Taylor was really quite close with Olivia. Tight, yeah. They've tapered off a little bit. And now Sabrina's here.

What does it mean, Turdy? No, it's interesting, especially because for the American Eras tour, it was like a full lineup. There were like three acts. Gail, Phoebe Bridgers. Maybe there was just two. But so Sabrina Carpenter is getting like the full VIP. There's only one and she's at every show.

That's like kind of major for Sabrina. Now, this is interesting. Like I hate to like look for something when maybe there's nothing there. But I do think there's something here. The way that, like, Olivia Rodrigo popped off and Taylor, like, immediately supported her because Olivia Rodrigo is the biggest Swifty, and then Taylor released, um, Fearless, Taylor's version, and had Olivia Rodrigo and Conan Gray make TikToks with the tracks to promote it. Like, they were so tight, like, and so publicly on social media, like, supporting one another like and so publicly on social media like supporting

one another and like I don't know something about this is weird the way that like they they did that and then stopped like acknowledging each other publicly is so weird and now the Sabrina Carpenter of it all is also weird yeah but I was saying to you that it does not surprise me like I feel like Taylor is more evolved than being like oh I'm gonna shut out ice out the girl who stole your boyfriend when like first of all Sabrina didn't like steal anyone's boyfriend she was just like the next girl and like I feel like it's very new age Taylor feminism to like support both of these girls because like they're both really talented artists and neither of them like did anything wrong to one another and I feel like

even like Olivia would say that you know like there's I think Olivia would say that I don't think Sabrina would say that right the only person who should really be pissed here is Sabrina right like Sabrina had like a whole smear campaign against her when all she did was like like some kid who was like 11 and it got because i liked a boy isn't that her song yeah all because i liked him but like all because she liked a boy so yeah olivia rodrigo can be like copacetic with everyone but that's easy to say when the world didn't turn on you in an instant yeah sabrina carpenter probably is mad and has every right to be mad. Yeah. But where does... Honestly, there's something going on.

I'm serious. Like, this is weird. There's something going on. But I do agree with you. Like, Taylor's so, like, new age feminist. Like, so evolved past this. She wouldn't, like, have beef with someone and then go be with Sabrina Carpenter. Like, I get it.

And she also wouldn't, like, penalize Sabrina because she's friends with Olivia and they happen to date the same person. Like that's just why are we going to blame women? No, but you agree like there's something weird about this whole thing. The weirder part is not only Olivia, Rodrigo, and Taylor like going so hard and then not. Though that kind of seems to be a pattern for Taylor. Like Hailee Steinfeld we were just talking about. Yeah, I guess she like has like friendship um eras yeah

which is fine I think people do that um but also like Olivia Rodrigo where the fuck is she is quiet yeah she's been quiet someone actually messaged me something the other day about like it was a video of something like how this girl like popped off took over the world like and like everyone obsessed with her song and like where is she yeah I mean I know she I don't think she's on the new season of that high school musical show okay I think she's like fully embracing like her pop star era she did a very small tour after like this worldwide obsession with her music she didn't like add more dates do bigger venues she like did the tour and then went very MIA.

Like I feel like she's probably working on new music, but like she's not also like participating in. Well, she was at the Met Gala. Yeah, but still like where was she? I didn't see her. No, she's quiet. She's definitely quiet. She's fading.

Yeah. Intentionally or unintentionally, I don't know. feels a little it feels intentional yeah yeah maybe it was too much maybe it's the Addison effect right our queen yeah so that's just interesting no it is speaking of interesting beef are you ready for our next story is it the interesting beef that happens to be brought to you by Masterclass? Yeah. With Masterclass, you can learn from the best to become your best anytime, anywhere, and at your own pace. So they have annual memberships that start at $10 a month, and you get unlimited access to every instructor, thousands of online lessons, exclusive content, insights, and much more.

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I had that peanut butter and jelly one yesterday and it was mad good mad good bro next up shark tank star damon john files for a restraining order against former contestants this is crazy damon john has filed for a temporary restraining order against former contestants hold on i'm having such bad heartburn okay do you want me to edit this out no no i'll be back in a second i'll such bad heartburn okay do you want me to edit this out no no i'll be back in a second going through i'll be back breathe through your nose you want a tum or something they're over yonder i'm good i'm good it was just a passing thing i just didn't want to keep like no like choking on your words i understand yeah yeah yeah um after they claimed that he tried to cut them out of their due profits. The celebrity investor, Damon, requested the order against Al Bubba Baker,

his wife Sabrina Baker, and their daughter, Brittany Bo Baker, who have publicly claimed that Damon John attempted to overtake their Bubba's Q boneless baby back ribs truck. I just want to say, I remember these people. Me too. Damon's spokesperson, Zach Rosenfield, denied the claims made by the Baker family and explained why his client is pursuing such an extreme request according to Rosenfield there have been repeated attempts to give the Bakers the ability to correct their violations it is unfortunate that it has come to this this temporary restraining order is due to the Bakers blatant actions to undermine a business partnership and the legal parameters they agreed to four years ago their belief that they can unwind poor business decisions

through slanderous social media posts and articles will no longer be tolerated damn by the way this is messy and you know what's so interesting is that this really has not happened with any sharks and their investments like i think i i i'm gonna I think side with Damon John on this just because he has like a track record of being like a good in not what's the word integritous is that a word like we have integrity like integrity integral integral but that means something different integrity filled integrity filled like business person I think a lot of people he has many successes from shark tank so if there was like a a history of him like exploiting small businesses and taking over first of all I don't know if you know of all the things he's invested in would he try and take over

a ribs truck I think his most it his most valuable uh investment was that comb that ended up getting like licensed by all these companies like he if he was going to take over he was going to take over something much bigger yeah I agree I'm intended to um side with Damon I think I don't think we have any idea like what happened the LA Times had reported that the bakers claimed that they were offered $300,000 for 30% of the company weren't when they were show. But then they went on, like Damon went on to revise the terms of the investment instead offering $100,000 for 35% of the company. And he also wanted to take the company into business with Rustelli Foods Group. But that's kind of Congress with what we know about Shark Tank. I feel like so many of the deals fall through. And it wouldn't be surprising if a

deal changes after the show because then they do get to see like actual paperwork like on the show you could say oh I did this much in revenue but then when you go to sign the deal like if it doesn't add up you don't get a deal but maybe like the deal just changes too you know the deals that they make in the shark tank are predicated on everything that person pitched being 100 true and it's not like once they shake hands like the deal is done they actually like do all the paperwork and the people who are business owners have to provide like yeah we actually did do two million dollars last year and if they lied or they fudged some numbers like their valuation goes down and then that makes the investor want to change their deal and I think if you're like a true Shark Tank fan you know that a 50% of the deals that are made on TV actually

don't even go through and afterwards they're subject to change yeah also I think it's not even like about lying but when you in any business like you have so many papers you have so many numbers like maybe you didn't it didn't come up how much how many employees you have and how much salary that you have some debt yeah yeah yeah like things just don't come up that you get to see a hundred percent what the business is and is that what you thought it was they are able to go back on their initial offer so again I'm with you like Damon has a very good track record this is one out of many deals that's gone yeah that it's the only one that's gone south it seems so um I also don't think he would take such big like uh steps in like strong yeah such a strong reaction if he was in the wrong like I feel like

he'd just make it go away yeah I'm inclined to to side with Damon on this one yeah but very interesting yes our fifth and final story is a little biz news that I find so interesting that oh yeah I know that perfect Friday fifth and final it is because these were good stories jackie thank you what they were good stories today right they were saying they were giving they were giving story they were giving it's giving story yeah the new york post published an article yesterday saying that your favorite takeout joint is actually a catfishing scam and it's totally legal. So they did this whole write-up on this bodega type restaurant. It's called Gourmet Deli.

There's one in the city. It's on 90th Street and 1st Avenue. And from the outside, it seems like every other deli spread across the city. On a typical morning, various locals pop in for bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches, coffee. But another wave of customers is flooding in through food delivery apps, only they don't know they're ordering from a bodega. The deli located on First Avenue is advertised as no less than 27 different restaurants across Uber Eats, Postmates, Grubhub, Seamless, and DoorDash.

On those platforms, it's listed as 27 different things. I'm going to read you some so you can see what they're doing. One, First Avenue Gourmet Deli. Next, Hero Sandwich Shop. Next, Boss Cat Cheese Steaks. Next, The Pancake Snob. Next, Wraps on Tap. Next, Insomnia Buffalo Wings.

By the way, I would 100% order from a place called Wraps on Tap. No, I know. They sell all these things at their huge deli, so they've sectioned it out to be like a glitzier idea of something. Because honestly, I don't know that I would order from Gourmet Deli. I would not. But I might order from Tina's Tea Shop. I would definitely order from Sandwich Slut.

The Sandwich Slut is here. Empire State Panini. Seth's Sandwiches. Who's Seth? I don't know. I don't care. No, Jackie, I have to say, this should not be illegal. And it's not.

It is the most genius thing, and it also, it kind of taps into, like, you know, user culture on these apps. Like, you're so persuaded by, like, the restaurant's name and, like, their pictures that even if you've never been to this place, you've never heard of this place, there's, like, a formula in the algorithm that'll get you. This is brilliant like I have to say I am beyond impressed to me I think some people are like this is you know just set deceitful I think this is the smartest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life this is just

smart business like some small business owner being resourceful like seeing what's going on in the market plates and adjusting also what's also interesting is that the prices for everything changes based on where you're ordering from, also versus if you go into the store. So Princess Panini, Empire State Panini, and Panini Fantasy, which are all Gourmet Deli, they all offer a tuna melt for $16 to $17. But First Avenue Gourmet Deli sells theirs for $9. But they really are tapping into this aesthetic, the way that people are so caught caught up with like pictures and how things look like I think they're just playing the game they are living in the future my friend I and you

know what you and I love to order from this ghost kitchen yes well so this is the article says that um for a while all of these places were confused with ghost kitchens because ghost kitchens popped up during the pandemic they sprang up as like businesses in brick and mortar spaces that only do delivery so it's not a restaurant you can't go in there but they like took over old restaurants just a commercial kitchen and they rented a new crew to do delivery only kitchen and there is one ghost kitchen that we love so much and the thing is the delivery comes good because it's made for delivery like honestly I'd rather order from a ghost kitchen than order from Nobu it comes like shit because they don't care about their delivery

they're not a delivery business no ghost kitchens are genius but now I'm definitely suspicious yeah well like so ghost kitchens are a separate thing where like that is a restaurant there's only one of them this is I guess like some sort of digital eats catfishing I just think they're playing chess no if I could meet the man or woman whose idea this was like I would shake their hand it's so genius it's so genius and as long as the food is good so the only criticism that people have which I guess you could say is like uh legit is that um the it kind of violates some health code stuff because most delis and bodegas in the city are classified as stores supermarkets and man and food manufacturers and they're regulated by New York State's Department of Agriculture and Markets not the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene so they're not like they have different rating systems for like cleanliness and stuff in

a supermarket versus a restaurant. So I guess it's like more open to issues like the letter grades and inspections aren't the same. I don't care. But I don't care. No, I literally love this. What's also interesting is in this article, they said that in some cases, chain restaurants that you know, like Denny's,

lists itself as a different brand to appeal to more customers online for delivery only. Like Denny's has delivery only called The Meltdown. Okay, I have experienced this, not in New York. Always when I'm on tour and I'm like the room service in the hotel is closed, I'll go to Uber Eats. And I'm oh I've never heard of this I ordered like okay I ordered like a grilled chicken sandwich from like this cool it was called like American Pub it was just like bar food I literally got it the bag and I opened it and all the wrap like the wrapper on the sandwich the bag was Red Robin wow and you know what I didn't even care because it was literally one of the

best sandwiches I've ever had. Yeah that's the thing like if it's good it's good if it arrives like the pictures say like then okay so you got played sorry. You got played but it's so interesting. But did you even like you got your sandwich you got what you asked for. For a second for a second I thought I got the wrong order. Because I'm like, did I order from Red Robin? And I checked and I didn't. And I was like, damn, well, I can't get, I can't communicate with the guy because the order's over. Let me see what this person ordered. And it was quite literally what I ordered.

That's how I realized I had been catfished. But it was okay with you. It's like, maybe you get catfished sometimes by someone that you actually are attracted to. Were meant to be with. And like, would love. And it's a happy ending it was a happy ending for me and my red robin sandwich and you know what i don't think at that point i had ever had red robin and now it's fucking good red robin red robin yum no i was

definitely hooked on red robin and it was like your biases were stopping you from ordering from there so they needed to rebrand. Quite literally. Yeah. And like I could see myself, I wouldn't order from Gourmet Deli, but like Princess Panini, like I'm hungry. No, it's Jackie. I'm telling you, when you sent me this article yesterday, I was obsessed. I think this is the best idea on the planet.

No, this is a smart businessman or woman who is playing the hand that they're dealt. Yeah. And I love it. And this tweet at the end sums it up for me. Whatever, man. Is the food good? Did you die? All right, then.

Gonna order. Shit. No, it's shit. So true. Well, those were really good stories. Those were. Thank you. Let us know what you think about catfishing restaurants.

But you know what they should do next at Gourmet Deli? They should inside have like a little sign that says Princess Panini's next to the sandwich slot. Also known as. Also known as. They should really change the name of their deli to also known as. And like a little annoyed that the New York Post were blowing up their spot. I know, but they gave us something to talk about and I'm obsessed. Yeah. New York Post for blowing up their spot. I know, but they gave us something to talk about, and I'm obsessed. Yeah, and now I can, like, really feel, like,

ingenue and American creativity, like, is not gone. No, we're back on track, baby. America first. This person should be head of the economy. Agreed. Yeah. So those are the stories. That was your show.

That was your week, and it was fabulous. Next week is still very much up in the air. Jax is going. That was your week. And it was fabulous. Next week is still very much up in the air. Jax is going to take it day by day. We'll see how she feels on Monday. We'll probably do a mix of audio only, Ben on the toast, Satch on the toast, Taylor on the toast, if that's okay with everyone. That's okay with me. I'm here to do audio only.

But I know Turdy's got to be seen. She's got to see and be seen. No, I'm literally CNBC But we'll do like The Monday Post And post Vanderpump For sure Will be us

Like the big ones Oh that's a good call Monday and Thursday Definitely Jackson Claude Yeah But you never know I also like love you On Wednesdays

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