The Toast - Seder Swirlies: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Tuesday, right? Yeah. Chag Paseh, Chag Sameach. Chag Sameach. Hopefully, you're hearing this episode. It's really TBD because Ben Solfer used this studio before us, after us yesterday, before us today.

I double-checked that he made everything right. It looks right. We're looking at it. We're doing the classic checks. Looks good, but you never know with Ben. There could be a cord that was unplugged from the wall no i know and i do i do really believe we scared him straight like the last time like the wrath of the toasters was so strong and so fierce that i think he literally didn't touch one thing yesterday but i did all my checks but it could be something that you don't even see coming. The smallest of things, you know? But let's just stay on alert the whole show.

We will. Things look good. Chag Sameach. Last night was first Seder. Happy Passover to all those celebrating. Let me tell you, Passover is literally one of my favorite holidays. I kind of like, I never think of it. It gets kind of a bad rap.

You have to wait a long time to eat. It gets a bad rap because the meals are hours long, like in prayer before you can actually eat. But it also gets a bad rap because it's 10 days where we're not allowed to eat bread. And that's hard for us. It's 10 days? It's not eight days? No, I think it's 10. Don't quote me on that, but I'm fairly certain it's 10. Really? Why would you say eight? Like I just saw it as eight days. That was like the number you had. That's the number that like I associate. That's the number you grew up with? We absolutely have to clear this up.

I'm pretty sure it's 10 where you can't eat any sort of leavened breads. Like no, basically no gluten. Also no corn. There's like a lot of annoying rolls. And it's like all my favorite foods. Basically starches. Anything fattening you can't have. It's literally a 10 days long diet.

Outside of Israel, it's eight days. In Israel, it's seven days. Oh my God, eight days. Okay, it's literally not even that long. When you were a kid, oh my God, it felt like an eternity. And that's hard. So it gets a bad rap for sure. But I forgot how much I just love Pesach.

First of all, like I do love matzah. And low-key, a big slice of matzah is only 3.7 Weight Watchers, which I was really shocked by. It's like really not bad. That's very not anti-Semitic of Weight Watchers. There it is. Ally. I feel like they could have cranked it up,

you know, to stifle matzah sales. And instead, allyship. Allyship. And, like, it's a lot of prayers for sure. And I happen to love all my prayers. You know, I don't like to choose favorites. But the tunes that Pesach brings are so, like, pussy-bopping.

No, there are certified bops in the Haggadah. There's so many. I mean, my favorite one of all. Yeah. But I like the way that song starts. So you come in at Malachi Hayam. Malachi Hayam, like do not even try. If you're at a Seder that's in attendance with me, like, and you think, oh, maybe i'll lead mom you won't sit down take several seats it's been in my family for generations everybody knows to just sort of like quiet down and i always always deliver and you know since i was a child and speaking of my childhood and i for a you know a brief period of my life i really thought i could be a khazan which for those who don't know is like when you go to a synagogue there's like two men up there one's the rabbibi, one's the chazan, the singer, you know, the canter.

He's like the the lyrical sort of melodic part of the the journey and the sect of Judaism that we, you know, participate in actually does not allow women to be chazan. So it was kind of like a fruitless dream. But I've seen some chazans who kind of stink and I feel like they could use my leadership. Usually they're really strong. I've not seen really stinky. It's really like music and lyrics. The Khazan is the music. Rabbi is the lyrics.

I love that. Yeah. So like who is the Hugh Grant and who's the Drew Barrymore? The Hugh Grant is the Khazan and Drew Barrymore is the Rabbi. She's lyrics. Yeah. Yeah. And he's music.

Yeah. I love that. Yeah. So we just sang all night long we ate there was a kid's table it was so cute we're gonna do it again tonight two satyrs i love passover like it's really one of my favorites okay and the story well the story is timeless story about the oppression of the jewish people but this year it seriously reads like a newspaper article from today. No it totally does. It's eerie. And I don't know I just I feel like we don't talk enough about

Passover you know. Yeah. I'm having such a blast and I'm able to sort of look past the lack of bread. Yeah it's not a big deal at the Passover Seder because there are so many other foods and now with gluten-free like life hack Judaism hack anything gluten-free is kosher for passover i just had to go macro bar gluten-free amazing didn't even have to get k for p now some people i feel like take it a little too far like they won't have fountain soda because it has corn syrup in it and like just no i'm not personally that religious like i will be having fountain soda probably one today. Yeah. And I just think that's what God would want.

It's open for interpretation, much like a lot of Judaism. But you know what's not up for interpretation? Toastiness. No, that is ironclad, as is Bruno, who's here again today being a handsome devil. You look gorgeous. You know, let's talk about that for a minute. I spent a lot of time with you in New York and now here and I'm just feel like I'm getting a lot of physicality you know physical sort of energy from you when I feel like a lot of our relationship you know is virtual thanks to you abandoning

we're pen pals is virtual yeah we are literally pen pals um just jack is you just been looking so gorgeous lately like between the haircut you're looking snatched like I feel like you're feeling yourself I'm really loving this sort of jackassance. Thank you so much. I told you guys when I stopped breastfeeding, like it would be over for you bitches. And I haven't even reached the end of my road. Maybe I'm halfway to the end. It's feeling over. Like I know it's not over. No, for these bitches. Oh yeah. No, it's starting to be over run for cover. But as I progress on my journey, it's very exciting to feel better and it's like this is the lowest weight I've been in like a year and a half but still not like my

regular usual weight so it's very exciting like I told you guys at the in February when you were here like I'm going on a wellness journey and like I've just I've been doing the work and tell me like what's your number one tip? For the wellness journey? Mm-hmm. Whether it be, like, an actual, you know, like, aid, or just, like, something you tell yourself, something you feel. Like, what's been carrying you through? Just, like, seeing, like, SVs and NSVs has been carrying me through.

But it's those early days. Scale victories and non-scale victories. It's those early days that are really hard. I've had a lot of great friends along the way. Taylor Farms, Saqqara, Go Macro Kids Bars, Bear Bells, I want to say, coffee, you know, just really kind of never sitting down because of my children, staying busy. Well, I have been on a wellness journey here because I have not sat down for one mere moment unless it's to record the podcast. Being a mother is a physical job. Yeah. So that's like, just keeps me on my feet all day. I don't even have to work out.

Speaking of working out, I know we were talking about, if I want to work out, then I'll just take them in the stroller. Literally. Yeah. Speaking of working out, I don't want to stop talking about you, but I just did want to just, you know, bring up a personal anecdote if I may. Um, we're two weeks away from the 5k. I've made enormous strides in my 5k journey. Like really unintended. Oh, no pun intended yesterday. I pretty much ran three miles to eight. Okay. I'm getting there. Like, and I'm, and I felt so good afterwards. I didn't feel like I needed to collapse. So while my overall time, when I ran the first 5k and I literally like seriously had to go to the hospital, what was it like 42 minutes? And I did

it here in your gym. Um, I'll probably have a similar time maybe I'll shave a few minutes but I will be able to go on with my day like I won't literally be able to speak to people on network because don't forget like the main goal of this is not for you to be in the best shape of your life it's for networking oh right yeah you've lost sight I have completely lost sight of the 5k I'm at a place now putting your personal health and wellness above your job, your career in our business, unacceptable. I agree. I need to sort of like get my head screwed on straight. And if they're walking, you're going to have to walk. Oh no, no, no. If the big wigs are like in the back holding court, slow your ass down. Yeah, I guess, but the thing is the big wig, like I think the biggest wig showing up at the 5k I believe is

Joe Rogan and you know he's not walking. It literally gonna be me and Joe at the front oh so you want to catch up to Joe I think everyone's literally gonna be running after Joe interesting um also I feel like I don't even know if I knew this or if I mentioned it but like a bunch of podcasters comedians whatever are running it separately it's also like a open to the public 5k like an hour prior so I feel like a lot of people have gone on this 5k journey with me and if you live in the LA area like feel free to sign up and then you can if you want to like wait for me at the finish line and be like dirty yeah or maybe you'll be waiting for them no they run first so who's running second just famous people yeah how many I'm not sure actually I hope it's like a decent amount because if it's very few I feel like everyone's gonna be looking

at me and do they know that you're coming? Yeah, of course. I spoke to Bert. You spoke to Bert? Oh, I spoke to Bert. Bert had graphics made for me.

Like, please, I'm going. They know. Yeah. And, and I think like I said, Ben's coming with me and I asked Josh Peck to come with me too.

And Josh Peck really knows these guys. And I feel like showing up with Josh Peck, like it definitely like elevates my street cred. I'm definitely nervous about like the social element. Yeah. I feel like you haven't been training as much for that. No, I haven't. Cause I was so focused on not embarrassing myself.

And I feel like we do need to reassess your goals for the 5K. Like if it is about health and fitness, great. But we just, we need to know. Yeah. Let me tell you what I've learned about running. Running outside is so intimidating. Like I did most of my 5K training

up until about a week ago on the treadmill. And I was so afraid of running outside. I don't know what it was like the elements, the people. I just wasn't sure. And just like, you know, at what point do I turn around? I don't know. I have spent so much time running outside these last like 10 days. It's so amazing.

It's so much better. Like get off the treadmill if you can. I mean, I don't know what I'll be doing in New York. I don't think I'll want to like run the shitty streets. But it's so fabulous. Two, a playlist is everything. A playlist is really everything. It can kind of change the whole vibe. And three, just believe in yourself, you know?

And I feel like I'm finally believing in myself. And I'm really loving it. I'm such a runner. Yeah. So that's a little fitness update for me. Great. Thank you so much. You're welcome today's world

book day what are you reading demon copperhead it's world book day what does that mean we're just like appreciating books more than usual you know okay books are getting their shine today there are a bunch of like fake days always national yeah national flower day national fashionable national bristle strice we should make our own national day, national beautification committee day, because those people deserve to be appreciated. I'm sure there literally already is. But today's world book day,

so we're just appreciating books. I've started an amazing book, because like we said, we went to Barnes & Noble, which was so fun. I could have just picked up so many books, but it's like I like to read on my Kindle, so what am I going to do with these books?

Anyways, I started the book that I bought from Barnes & Noble. It's called Sarina. And whenever you say it, I think you're reading a book about Serena Williams. You calling it Serena Williams? No, like Serena,

like the Sar feminine. Yeah. Like princess in Russia. Um, it's so good. The cover, the quote on the cover was by Daisy Goodwin, who wrote American heiress and also the show Victoria.

And she said, this book makes game of Thrones look like a nursery rhyme. Chilling. Mic drop. And it kind of does. Like there's some crazy stuff. Really? And I'm only like 100 pages in, but it's really good.

I haven't read like a historic, I haven't read really anything in so long. I only read for the redheads right now. But it's so nice to be back in the saddle. I'm so glad. I'm in the saddle as well. My saddle makes me want to jump off a cliff. Demon Copperhead is so good. It's so nice to be back in the saddle. I'm so glad. I'm in the saddle as well. My saddle makes me want to jump off a cliff. Demon Copperhead is so good. It's so sad.

And it like keeps getting sadder. And it's just this like little kid just living in immense poverty who literally cannot catch a break. Even in the slightest. He's hungry all the time. Nobody will adopt him. Like I'm going to throw myself off a bridge. Does it literally if nothing good happens to this kid in the next like 50 pages. Like I seriously don't know if I can finish it.

It's so depressing. It's so heavy. Yeah. It's so heavy. No one said it was going to be fun. And he's just like this redheaded little boy. Like it's just make, it's really making me upset. Yeah.

I didn't realize he's redheaded. That's why they call him Copperhead. That's not his last name. No, that's like the name of the snakes that like live in the area and they're like red. But I thought that was also his name. copperhead is like an insult oh and then they did like this whole paragraph about and i feel like i remembered you giving me this spiel that i'm about to say on the toast and like me literally not listening um about the word hillbilly like i literally won't use it anymore and not that i like use it but i definitely have said it like

here and there yeah not anymore yeah it was really upsetting yeah it was like a late night he was watching something on late night and they said the word or something like that he loves to show beverly hillbillies yeah and someone like sort of like a kind of woke person in their community like explained um like why the word they're like laughing at you. And they, the people like hillbillies, like for lack of a better word, have tried to sort of take it back and they compared it to the black communities use of the N word. Um,

but like it didn't work in that. It didn't, they didn't do it. People still use it. And negatively even thought to be offensive. Yeah. And it was interesting. Yeah.

But, um, so much has happened in the book since then. And it's just all so upsetting. Yeah. It's upsetting book,. But, um, so much has happened in the book since then. And it's just all so upsetting. Yeah. It's upsetting book, but hopefully, um,

I'm looking forward to flying home so people can see me reading it. Cause I've just been reading it in your house, which is sort of like useless. It's useless. And then when I was reading it at the hotel in Miami, I was on my Kindle. So like literally nobody knows that I'm reading this book. But that's why you have to use your platform to let people know.

Yeah. Oh, actually I did make a, like a viral Tik TOK slash real about it. And it really kind of crushed. So actually millions of people do know that's so important yeah because what's the point otherwise and when's your book club um after the 5k so I have time my flight to LA I'll make a lot I feel like I'm like 20 percent in yeah and then once you get to like 50 the last half is always easier than the first half because you care yeah that's true always and by the way I

care like getting into a book is the hardest part. She gripped me. She gripped you. I just can't believe I'm reading a Pulitzer Prize winning novel. So like I'm jogging, I'm Pulitzer Prize reading. It's so crazy like how sort of elevated I am and how far I've come. How far you've come and how people can change. Yeah. And you know, I was thinking this morning because I was making a coffee in your home, and you use Truvia, right? Stevia in the raw. Literally same thing. Not Splenda, basically.

We were raised on Splenda, and it's just sort of who we are. And up until, I would say, literally a month ago, I was a Splenda home as well. But another just sort of thing I've changed is I'm using Truvia now. You're not sprinkling chemicals into your everyday life. I'm not. In that way. You know what really got me? The thing is, I didn't stop using Splenda because of being like a clean, crunchy cancer lady. No migraines.

My doctor had told me like that doesn't help. Oh, interesting. I thought it was like a cleanliness thing. No, it was a migraine thing, which does tie back to chemicals. But like when I was going through like, and that's not the reason I was getting migraines, but it surely wasn't helping. Well, I love Splenda. But then I saw when I was like shopping like, and that's not the reason I was getting migraines, but it surely wasn't helping. Well, I love Splenda. But then I saw when I was like shopping that Splenda is starting to make Truvia. Yeah. Do you know that? Like Truvia and the raw Splenda brand.

And I was like, oh, even they're abandoning ship. Maybe I should too. Yeah. And it's like there's space for all healthy sugar. There is. Except when me and Abe were at a diner like a couple of months ago, we were talking about, you know, when you're like so hungry, you have nothing to talk about, and the only thing at a diner on the table is, like, the packs of sugar?

Yeah. We were talking about how, like, really these packs of sugars are so identifying. You know, when I think of a certain pack of sugar, like, I'll think of a certain group of people, or even, like, a certain culture. Like, Sweet and Low is extremely Jewish. Yeah, but I also- Equal is not Jewish. I feel like sugars, like, they kind of have their moment, and then they're debunked.

Like, for a time, it was only Sweet and Low, and time it was only sweet and low and then it was only equal and then it was only splendid. Now it's only Truvia or Stevia. And I do Stevia in the raw cause I'm just like on another level. Of course. But like what's next? It's very fleeting. It is. It's fickle for sure. I like that. But do you know what's always like been around tried and true? Domino. Sugar. Do you feel though the call about how, like, you can, like, picture the type of person who's picking up each pack? Yeah, because, like, they were in their heyday when that was in their heyday. Like, I'll probably always use Stevia in the run.

Like, that's going to date me. At some point. But right now, it's keeping you young. Right. But, like, what are the kids using? Monk fruit? You know what? I love that.

You know what uses monk fruit? Spritz. The kids are using monk fruit natural yeah that's right it's spritz.com i know and i'm left behind already yeah you're already like getting dated so who knows what will be next sugar is like just constantly evolving constantly changing just like dirty i love that um so we've got a great show jacks tell me a little bit about the stories they're like five stories that they could have been in any order. They're all equally important and unimportant. I absolutely love that. So it's very fair and balanced, I would say. Not weighted. Not biased. Well, we are biased. Of course,

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on the song Florida from the album. So Emma Stone has been credited for contributing, quote, oddities to Taylor's new album, The Tortured Poets Department. She released the credits. Like credits, track list and everything. It's listed that she had oddities added to the tract.

No further information was provided about exactly what the double Oscar winner added to the final song. The Swifties will figure it out. I feel like I'd be curious, was Emma Stone accredited for anything in the thanks or whatever on When Emma Falls in Love? Because that's a song we know to be about Emma Stone. Cause at first I was like, well,

Emma Stone's obviously not singing. Maybe this message or the story in the song is inspired by something that happened to Emma and she's giving credit. But then she would have done that on when Emma falls in love. So no, maybe there's like, let me look up something else, you know, on London boy when, um, at the very, very beginning, I think it's Idris Elba. She samples like something he said in a James Corden interview one time. Go riding on me a scooter. Is he credited there? Like maybe it's something like that.

Or maybe like when they were shouting Florida in the studio, like she just like banged on a drum. Okay, that's obviously it. Right. That's because you have to also think it's not like she's credited in the credits like she's credited as oddities so it's something weird and random credits on london boy maybe she added some shouting yeah he's not on here uh idris elba so like hmm it's interesting oddities that song when emma falls in love is like literally one of my favorites i also like love emma stone i know it's not like a hot take or anything no she's just like kind of america's sweetheart unproblematic queen super talented really gorgeous la la land obviously

i just really like her or maybe like when they were in the studio like emma went and got coffee or like brought cookies like and so she's credited they do say actually they do say um a person really just needs to be in the room to be put on the songwriting credits it's like sort of the um like the song in songwriting culture you could have contributed like literally one word and you just stood in the room the entire time and they put you on there and that's why they say like a lot of artists who don't write their own songs are just in the rooms where the songs are being written. So they put themselves as songwriters in the credits, but they're not, you know,

really contributing to the songwriting process. I don't know, especially because I feel like Taylor's like thing is her songwriting. And I think she's really proud that a lot of her albums have a ton of self-written music. And oftentimes, you know, the only other songwriters are like Jack Antonoff, who was obviously in the room as a producer, Aaron Dner things like that so for her to just like she's not

willy-nilly with her songwriting credits yeah and it's not even like she got a songwriting credit she got an oddities credit and also what is that what is that it could be anything probably some inside joke okay maybe like Emma contributed to like a funny, like odd line. Who knows? Yeah. Or maybe, you know, you have friends who like always say like kind of crazy things and then you start saying them too. And then maybe Taylor like started putting that in her song. She's like, why did I start saying this phrase? You know how I always say like literally.

Literally, I got that from hanging out with Brian. You know, like you just start talking like you're friends. Maybe that's it. Maybe like, you know, you get home from camp. Yeah. Is that oddities? I don't know. The oddities is throwing me off right well congrats grads does she still make money from it with her oddities yes oh that was also another thing that we didn't talk about with

the ttpd um album recap yesterday is I don't know where it came out but it was a pretty like trusted source that joe was a songwriter on a bunch of Taylor songs that are so popular. Like he probably will never have to work again. How do you think that makes her feel? Fine. Okay. Like, I think she's fine with him. Like he doesn't deserve misery.

And I think when she put him on the song, it's not like she was like a naive, young first boyfriend, like didn't realize things could go wrong. I think she recognized like, even if we don't work out, he make me money from this okay yeah especially if he did help her yeah yeah and contributed really it wasn't like a handout for her be like you want to come right right or i'll put you on one song you can make money for the rest of your life right it is giving like a little charity and he's obviously like he's not like the most famous actor no but if he helped like if he wrote like you said if he was in the room he was in the room work is work you know what else i was thinking about and if she if it really bothered her i feel like she would stop performing those

songs kind of how she like or she would like if you record them like the re-recording yeah but like you can't you can't live like that no you can't live but she does re-recording every time someone from like your previous life just so they don't live like that. No. You can't live like that. But she does. Rerecording every time someone from like your previous life, just so they don't benefit. Like the scooter thing is obviously different, but like, no, she can't rerecord all of Joe's songs and like change the lyrics. How many are there? Would you guess? Look it up.

William Bowery, like songwriting credits. There's a bunch. And it's really from the, her most popular like folklore, William Bowery. And like she was at home during COVID with him. Right. I think he might've been helping. Every song Taylor Swift co-wrote with ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn ready thank you us weekly for doing the work exile which is the bony bear one Betty Betty yeah champagne problems I mean literally one of Taylor's biggest songs Coney Island evermore and sweet nothing it's

significant yeah I think he did significant I'm sure he actually did significant work yeah because they were home alone like writing songs together maybe and I that that's not the most surprising thing he seems artistic yeah tortured poet also we always say that like people who act like our theater nerds so they all have like songwriting and singing abilities yeah so our friend can't hold on to everything I think that's something that she's if she had like I think that she's made peace with and if she hasn't like she absolutely has no you're right you can't hold on to everything. I think that's something that she's, if she had, like, I think that she's made peace with. And if she hasn't, like, she absolutely has to. No, you're right. You can't hold on to everything.

Yeah. And she's holding on to a few things. She holds on to a few things and no one's taking them away from her. No, like the Kim, the Scott Borchetta slash Scooter Braun. Like, those are things she's not letting go. Those are her Roman empires. And you're right. And especially the fact that, like, didn't, the album didn't seem to drag Jo deeply.

No, it was more sad, Jo. It was respectful, I think, for the most part. Also, I listened to a little bit more music today. I listened to the song Cassandra, which people say is also about the Kardashians. And I listened to the song Peter, which I really love. They say it's like a cardigan sort of sequel. And it's clearly about Maddie Healy. And it's all about, you know, never growing up. And she met Maddie. It says he was 25. And it was so clearly that they were right for each other, but they both needed to grow up. And then he came back and he wasn't grown up, whatever. And Kristen, our friend, Kristen posted on her Instagram that there are two songs that Taylor

has written that are like, um, that name significant people in her life. Her husband's name is Peter and Willow. That was the name of their dog. Now Willow, the song came out first and then she liked the name, whatever. And I was so jealous. Like, Oh my God. There, there are a few things like that the song Olivia Oshry doesn't even know how lucky she is something like Olivia John Mayer and then Olivia One Direction there's no Claudia songs what I had growing up was Gloria Estefan calling Gloria and we used to sing calling Claudia that's all I have and it's not even good like I was so jealous when she posted that like my two two boys I was, bitch. So you wish that Cassandra was called Claudia?

No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying. And there was also, like, Sam and Chloe and. Marcus and Amy, Sophia. So, like, those are five names that, and you didn't make it. Yeah, no. Like, yeah. Is your name in anything?

Or, like, Zach's name or your kids' names? Like, anything that you think and it makes you think like you know um in songs yeah not in songs no but i'll see like harry and charlotte like you'll see it in life like a headline like charles and harry feuding well of course what's so funny is i never think like oh my god that's my like they're so even when we talk about like Prince Harry all the time I have to remember like oh that's my son's name when I think of Prince Harry I do also think of your son when we talk about Charles first of all we is Charlie's real name Charles yeah we've literally never called him that once and nobody calls King Charles Charlie

yeah the two couldn't be more different yeah but Harry yes I do think technically I'm always reading their names yeah yeah yeah yeah but like i just saw the christian post of that and i was just wanting to come come and you know i be the green-eyed monster and i feel like i just come on the show and talk about things that other people have that i'm jealous of and that's one of them okay and i feel like there's a lot of songs like that have like random names in them and people just get to have that and that's like their song well i feel like it's never too You know, she could put out her next album and there could be a Claudia. Claudia is also a hard.

It's a lot of syllables. A lot of syllables. What the hell rhymes with Claudia? Oh, you know who has a song called Claudia? Who? Zinnia. Am I? You want to listen?

No, I don't want to listen to it because I'm not getting demonetized for that annoying like fuck. But I guess I make sense that it's his girlfriend's name. It's funny when you search Claudia on Spotify, like's all you but that's good too. Oh wait. You have ISEO. Wait nobody write a song. Nobody write a song. So first the toast then Claudia the artist. But do you think Spotify is like has he's using your data? Yeah. I don't really listen to I don't listen to the toast on Spotify. I guess I go for sometimes the episode link, but. No, your, your, your data is fucked.

But I like the theory and that's sort of, you know, looking at the glass half full. Nothing here is really bigger than you. Yeah, I don't know what you would search in like a, in like a media platform like Spotify that would come up before me. No, nothing. All right. I changed, I changed what I said. Nobody write anything with

my name in it so I will continue to you know dominate search results all the podcasts you've guessed it on everything is coming up turdy loo when you search Claudia so take a negative make it a positive that's what I love about you your your POV on life is always just leaning towards the positive. And look here I was, like, lamenting, being jealous and green and ugly. And you're over there being beautiful. You want to be like everyone else with a common name. That's so true.

No, she's one of a kind. Meanwhile, Bruno has a song about him. We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no. And Bruno also is, like, oh, my God, we never even spoke about it. Did you see the story that came out about Bruno Mars? No. And he allegedly is in like insane gambling debt and he owes like MGM or one of those Wynn, maybe Vegas properties, $50 million. I don't like that.

I don't like that either, but it does kind of track. I feel like I've heard like for years. Well then wouldn't he be working more? Wouldn't he get a residency at wherever he owes them money and says, I'll work it off? So I thought the same thing, by the way he is working by the way he's on like this global tour like literally milking 24 karat magic for all it's worth and that's why we haven't seen him here in the states and he's not been releasing new music i think he's working on paying off his debts but i thought the same thing about literally parking his ass at a residency

and being able to work off your debts yeah what. What would they pay Bruno Mars for residency? A lot. Yeah. And we would benefit. Because now it also got me thinking, because I don't know what made me think about Bruno Mars the other day, but I was thinking about how like Taylor Swift is so big, and I was thinking who's on her level. And Bruno Mars for a time, oh my God, you couldn't touch him.

And he's so supremely talented in every element. He's really the definition of a triple threat. So he writes his own songs and he's so talented. The dancing, the actual voice, the performing, he's really can fire on all cylinders. And I was like, where in the world is Bruno Mars? And then people let me know that he's, you know, dodging a gambling debt.

Wow, Bruno. Bruno is his namesake. Hopefully Bruno doesn't sort of follow in that negative, like let that be his role model. No, Bruno's fatal flaw is that he'll spend it all on Magnolia. That is a fatal flaw. Yeah. And he also invested in crypto and he lost it all.

Oh, wow. I didn't know that about Bruno. I'm definitely looking at him differently yeah no he was trying to like save so he could start a life with magnolia get a house and then like he was in ftx sam beekman free took it all got it yeah he was like in a class action lawsuit it's a mess it is a mess i also heard he was like an early investor in we work is that true oh yeah because he just loves community But also I feel like we can't only talk about Bruno's bad investments. He was obviously one of the first people at Facebook,

which was huge for him. And that's how he bought this house. Yeah, it's true. And that was amazing. But we're really proud of him. He's had some tough losses. Who hasn't? And that's why he's now back working on the show after retirement. Let me ask you a question. What's the worst financial decision you've ever made oh the one that last week that you're currently working through yeah the one that i'm currently working through let me think what was the worst financial decision i ever made like money down the drain i don't know i feel like everybody has like a roman empire finance version yeah things they wish they either never purchased invested in i'm sure. I'll have to think about it.

It definitely exists. Yeah, mine was just last week. Yours is just recent, so it's fresh. Oh, it's fresh. Oh, yes. Are you ready? But some lessons need to be learned the hard way. I am ready.

What number is this? Two. Oh. Like, you must be. Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are facing backlash for demolishing a historic L.A. home. Oh, I heard about this. Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are under fire for raising an architecturally

significant house they purchased last year. According to the Robb report, the couple bought the Zimmerman house in LA's Brentwood neighborhood off market for $12.5 million in January, 2023. Shortly after they demolished the mid-century building designed by esteemed mid-century architect, Craig Elwood

and began construction on a new home for themselves. The previous owners were Sam Rolfe, the co-creator of classic TV shows, The Man From Uncle and Have Gun, Will Travel. The Man From Yet Uncle? Yeah, and his wife Hilda. Chris and Catherine reportedly were drawn to the property for its proximity to a home by her mom.

A post on the LA Conservancy's Instagram account describes the 1950 Zimmerman house as a noteworthy example of modernist design from this era, adding that the house was identified as potentially historic, but no protections were currently afforded. Permit records obtained by the Robb report reportedly show that the new house is being built and its place is designed by LA architect Ken Unger, known for his modern farmhouse style mansions.

It's going to be like another cookie cutter or like whatever. Yeah. People are big mad. The thing is, like, they bought it. Like, they can do what they want and like it's unfortunate it wouldn't have been better if some of the person who bought it had a deep admiration and respect for this architect who I never heard of yes that would be lovely but that's not the way the world works it wasn't significant enough to get landmark status

and you know what people are allowed to do what they want with things they spent 12 million dollars on no totally I feel like people aren't going to be mad at these two no matter what they do but so many things are landmarked and are protected that it's not like out of the realm of possibility that this could have been a contender but it's not and like leave them alone at this la conservancy like blowing up their spot then why don't you landmark it then no no you buy it you care so much you buy it and save it and keep it old and fresh. Yeah. I'm not going to be mad at these two. Not also to be so mean.

And I also don't know a lot about architecture. But I've heard of the greats, you know. I haven't heard of... What was his name, Rob? Craig Elwood. No, only Craig Elwood built other homes. Go find them and bother them. Yeah, no. I'm not caring.

Yeah. I feel like I always wind up like defending like Chris Pratter and it's like not even like I have a dog in this fight but like the way people will reach yeah they get hate too they get so much hate they literally cannot take one step without being like but you didn't take that step with Anna Faris yeah no it all goes back to Anna Faris because and also like people perceiving like one time that he slighted their child but he didn't but he didn't if you read the facts he didn't slight their child and the child's health like he wouldn't he didn't and he would never like people are insane to even think that I do think in real life Chris Pratt is a dick like I think he's like one of those you know

formerly fat turned hot movie star like he's an asshole um and I remember formerly fat keeps him real no actually I think like formerly fat who then like become marvel like it's it's a really toxic pipeline I really and I think somebody interviewed him once or maybe I'm getting that confused with Miles Taylor and just basically said he was like an asshole and I'm sure he is like just a Hollywood asshole but like he's still allowed to you know buy a house and build it where do you get that vibe from like from I don't know do you get that vibe from like from I don't know where I get that vibe from I'm trying to originate the vibe

Lines or things you've heard or you met him Or just like that's what people say about him I don't know I've never met him I feel like Chris Pratt's misunderstood Oh wow okay the misunderstanding of Christopher Pratt Especially because like Katherine Schwarzenegger seems like the loveliest person Yeah she seems like really down to earth, organic girl. Like so, so sweet.

Yeah. That like she had, you know. If she's like giving him her Katherine stamp of approval, that means something. That's true. But I also think regarding to this one particular story, you know, where do we draw the line? Yeah. Everything is a part of history. Everything ever built no and like they tear down actually like culturally significant places all the time i mean

the old um penn station you know i do so why this random house and seriously what would they do with this house if they kept like if they don't want to live in a house that style that's their prerogative but say they couldn't buy the house there's a landmark blah blah then what would it be just like a house that sits there the house that built me the world moves on and you know like i appreciate and respect history so you can't even say that about me no and like ever like who's to say you know everyone's childhood home gets raised if you will and that's a part of history my personal history right we could we could it's all very subjective so i don't care that's just kind of my thesis yeah no and i just don't think this is like a big crime agreed now if it was a frank lloyd right home but that one would already be protected are all frank lloyd right homes protected either they are in like an official capacity or culturally

like no literally absolutely no one only you know from a financial point of view if you don't even give a shit about architecture you would never destroy frank lloyd you could sell a piece of shit on the corner for 10 million dollars so you're not stupid now i don't know if like in the government that's done but it hasn't been done because no one's stupid yeah well our next, the celebs are beefing. David Beckham sues Mark Wahlberg's company. I heard this, but I don't know the details. So two fitness titans are on a path to square off in court

because David Beckham has sued Mark Wahlberg's company over a fitness deal that made the former soccer star way lighter in the wallet. Beckham's company, DB Ventures, alleges in the lawsuit that F45 duped him into signing on with f45 training a company in which walberg has 36 interest mark walberg also serves as the company's chief brand officer beckham who got close to mark when he moved to california to play for the la galaxy became f45

global ambassador you know he david has millions of social media followers so presumably it would expand the company and what kind of company is it like at leisure 45 training so it's like a fitness company yeah like the equipment looks like f45 branded like nordic track energy yeah it might be bigger than that okay but that's what i'm seeing based on the pictures nordic track is huge by the way well things didn't work out beckham says he never got the 10 million dollars he was promised this was after the company stock tanked by the way and now the posts have been deleted that he had posted. Of course. But F45 asked the judge to throw out the lawsuit calling it fraudulent.

But the judge said the case will move on. What was their reasoning for getting it thrown out? Did you pay him? Oh, my God. The boys are fighting. But I also feel like the company is defunct now. Of course. They can't pay him.

But like, David Beckham's a businessman. I feel like you get paid at least like a percentage before you start doing the work. Yeah. And he would have done his research. Like $10 million is a lot of money from a company you've never heard of. So you would do your due diligence before signing being like can this company afford me? Yeah.

Isn't that a sign? So awkward. That's a friendship killer. It is. It is. and these two i feel run in similar like circles they're very a-list they're very hollywood they're very um like older man yeah very athletic i feel like they both go to a lot of sporting events like they would be seated next to each other at like a you know basketball playoff game not anymore not anymore i stand with david beckham because you know they can never make me hate him. No. And it sounds like he's a victim. Yeah. Mark Wahlberg's good, too. I like Mark Wahlberg.

He doesn't bother me. And I find him handsome. And Ted is like one of my favorite movies. And I really have no issue with him and that picture of him when he was young in the Calvin Klein ad. Like, I enjoy it. But you stand with David. Oh.

And honestly, when Mark Wahlberg did that whole PR thing where he told everyone his morning routine, it was really crazy. It was really crazy to get up at 3 a.m. work out pray have breakfast take a shower work out again and then like it was really so nutty. Honestly we're just we're not for each other. I respect it though. I respect it. I don't like it but I respect it. Yeah like nice if you can do it. No and just like really nobody needs that like nobody especially he's not even like a professional athlete like he's like an out-of-work actor you know yeah and I I understand caring about health and fitness and yourself of course but like to an extent yeah well are you ready for our next story number four oh no oh my god I'm sorry now

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repeatedly demanding that he say free Palestine in the coffee shop. So they continue to follow him around the store. He asks the person to leave. He holds the door open. And he says, the person says, can you say free Palestine? He doesn the person's being harassed can you say free palestine he doesn't answer they say can you say fuck israel can you say fuck zionism and then alec baldwin smacks the phone out of the hand so they could never make me hate david beckham but they i thought could never make me like alec baldwin but here comes a mentally ill pro palestinian uh i don't even know what to call. Agitator. Agitator. Harasser, terrorist sympathizer, there's a lot. And here I am, standing Alec Baldwin. And they say Alec Baldwin is crazy and whatever.

I thought he was so measured. And he let that mentally ill person harass him for minutes before he slapped the phone out of her. And honestly, you couldn't torture me like that for less than three seconds without me slapping you. So I have to say he felt like he's really gotten his temper under control. Calm and collected. And honestly, I didn't know where the video was going.

I was watching the video and they were like, wait till the end, wait till the end. And I'm like, oh my God, he's letting this person just attack and torture. And oh, it was just, it's such a fabulous video to watch. Yeah. Really a beautiful moment. I mean, these people who have just oh they've really gotten so out of control they've gotten so out of control this is actually small potatoes compared to what they're doing on college campuses shutting down highways bridges airports and with all of

their like terrorist supporting rhetoric i don't want to spoil the ending for you guys but these are not the good guys no and for real like anyone who's running around a college campus is like waving a Hamas flag. The FBI, like these are domestic terrorists. No, but they get suspended and now they're already reinstated back on campus. Columbia had to shut down all in-person classes and now they've moved to a remote schedule

to the end of the semester because like terrorists have literally overrun their campus. It's the most insane thing. It is so crazy. And my favorite, like there's so many subplots going on. But obviously everyone's talking about what's going on at Columbia University. We're like, they took to the middle of campus. They pitched tents.

And they're like, we're not leaving until Columbia stops aiding and abetting the genocide, which is so not, I can't even get into it. But a bunch of, you know, these domestic terrorists were arrested, these college students. And because they were arrested, they lost, you know, their, uh, campus housing or whatever. Ilan Omar, who's like a congresswoman, her daughter is like, I'm homeless. I'm like, your mom's a congresswoman. You'll be completely fine. But one of the students who was arrested and it's all these like, I mean, who goes to Columbia university? It's $90,000 a year it's these really privileged morons and the names

of the students who have been arrested for being terrorists have been released and one of them is this girl whose dad is like a major major executive at UPS she lives in like a three million dollar home in Atlanta um she's oppressed her name she's oppressed and she's also a murderer like it was so crazy so there's just people are doing you know deep dives on who these kids are they obviously are radicalized and they should be put on some sort of watch list and so somebody did like the smallest bit of research on this ups girl her name is isabel and she literally murdered two people when she was 16 she like veered her car in the middle of the road and killed this elderly couple her punishment was a 200 fine and she like literally moved on with her life she went how

do you get into columbia when you've killed two people like it's the craziest thing how are you not in jail and the family of this elderly elderly couple is now speaking out because they're like, finally, people are talking about our grandparents were killed. And they were like, this family's disgusting. They've literally shown no remorse. This girl went on with her life. And you know what? I've literally never lived for like any story other than this girl who like,

oh, like I'm oppressed. I live in $3 million home. And my parents spent $90,000 a year to send me to this idiotic university. And I've killed two people. That was a plot twist. I live in a $3 million home, and my parents spent $90,000 a year to send me to this idiotic university, and I've killed two people. That was a plot twist. I personally wasn't. I did not see that coming. No, it's absolutely wild.

Covering their faces. These are actual terrorist, terrorist sympathizers stumping for terrorism. They're not even trying to hide it. No, they are trying to hide it because they're literally hiding it. Oh, they're hiding their faces, but the things that they're saying,

like Tel Aviv killed the Jews, killed it's so it's all out there. Like if you know, it's good and evil. We tried to tell you guys, you know, who else used to cover their faces at their rallies and protests, the KKK. Like, yeah, I can't, I do kind of like, obviously what's happening is so scary, but it's so insane insane and i do feel like people are really um like seeing the movement for what it is which is a pro-terror movement and i am enjoying it i can't lie like not that it's good you know that you know jewish students are literally being told to go home yeah they're told that it's not safe for them on campus they have to go home um but like it's so great like the world needs to see this and also people are seeing like what's been going on on college campuses.

Like these people have been radicalized and indoctrinated while they've been there. I mean now Jewish donors are pulling their money. Like thanks Robert Kraft. You're a little late. Yeah. No I was surprised that Robert Kraft pulled his funding. Not because he shouldn't have. But because who the fuck is still donating to these terror factories.

And also it's like and it's nice that you made your announcement. You must be really proud. But we think it's embarrassing you should have done it quietly because now we're realizing you've been donating like this whole time since october 7th like still donating right no the college campuses have been really bad for a while so a lot of people pulled their money months ago which i thought was even too late but yeah of course because it's been happening you still have it right and robert kraft has been like really good and you know he's like a huge supporter of israel and he's like a huge supporter of Israel. And he's like a great Jew and very philanthropic.

And he was the one who started the organization Stop Jewish Hate. Or Stop Antisemitism. One of those. The blue box. Blue square. So he's obviously someone who's clug, you know? No, that was really crazy and surprising. I'm not.

He's not the problem here. Better late than never. Yeah. But you're really late. So. And he's not the problem here but it's all part of one big problem we've got a big problem alec baldwin queen of the week queen of the week i agree are you ready for our fifth and final story i am kim kardashian went

on jimmy kim alive clearing up some rumors about herself and acting you know like the sun is shining which I think for her it is shining okay you think no no I think her life remains unaffected for sure Amy got her down no not at all but I do find and I think these things are pre-scheduled um I wouldn't have done an interview like on release week because not being asked about it when it's the one thing people are talking about is so obvious that if she didn't do any interviews no one would think anything of it for sure but she is promoting american horror story okay that she's doing okay um and they did a segment of like true or false things that people think about her whether or not they're true okay what were they um is it true that you put your blow dry your jewelry before you put it on she

said yes because it's cold that's like not crazy you have someone take the starbucks sleeve off your coffee because you hate the sound of cardboard yes the sound of cardboard okay um she also revealed that she sleeps with her eyes slightly open she washes her feet before bed every night and she celebrated her 14th birthday at neverland ranch yikes Neverland Ranch. Yikes. Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. Okay, but the feet washing thing I kind of get. No, it's pretty smart. Yeah.

But they put their shoes on their bed. Right. I wear socks and slippers around my house. So like, but if I ever feel like my feet have like crumbs on them or whatever, I will like do a rinse. Oh, I don't. But it's a nice idea. Also, if you just shower before bed, which I usually do, it solves the problem.

That is what I do. Maybe she's a morning shower though. Oh, for sure. Cause she works out in the morning for sure. Right. I don't know. I feel like for us, it's like, oh my gosh, what's Kim thinking? What's Kim thinking? But I think for Kim, it's like, oh my God, that crazy girl is still obsessed with me. No, I don't think so. I think she's like sending it to her friends. Like, oh my God, okay. Get over it. I'm sounding just like that. I i might have if it weren't for that one watch happens live interview where she was asked about it and she was like no i've moved on from that like it was clear like she didn't understand like it wasn't her saga to move on from

and i do feel like not that it bothered her in any way but i think it made its way across her desk and she was like oh damn like i'm this Like, this thing is not getting swept under the rug like I thought it was. But she just mentioned it in time also. So Kim knows, like, Taylor is still mad. And I think to, like, give her a song and to capitalize her name, like, I think to Kim, like, being in Kim's position, who's over it, is like, oh, my God, this girl is crazy. Perhaps, yes.

But also, you can't deny currently the, oh, I want to talk about something. The New York Times. So they wrote a big review on TTPD and it was slanderous. Like, it was not positive. It was like this kind of a big deal, this major publication doing like a really negative article on Taylor. and they had to issue a correction because the entire article they called her album the tortured poet society relatable and honestly but like unacceptable unacceptable like but inevitable and are we supposed to be taking this company seriously it's like you literally you can't even get the name of the album right right right like you're the New York Times you get the name of the album right. Right, right.

Like you're the New York Times. You guys have like fact checkers and everything. We're just like spewing out stuff live on our show. Right, right. And we've gotten it right at this point. No, and we got it wrong, but we knew we were wrong. No, and we were doing it like we were having fun. Right.

But you know, they don't care much for facts. It's actually impressive that they issued a correction. Correct, correct. I just thought that was funny and worth mentioning. Oh, speaking of, Margo and I, while we're here, are going to sit down and do a full TTPD episode. It'll be video and audio, and we're just going to like chit-chat about our favorite songs,

some theories. So I posted in the Facebook group, I'm like, me and Margo are going to do an episode. If you have any questions or things you want to hear, theories, whatever, and every single comment and question is about different theories have you heard of the red cross theory i seriously i'm not getting into it and i didn't even realize and i'm like deep in the swifty lore how not into it i am what's the red cross i don't know what do you think about the

prequel sequel antiqual um and and i guess i thought i knew i I know nothing. I'm still on like TTPD 101. I know people are like on their senior year. Yeah. Then they're saying like some songs are sister songs of songs from other albums. Or like she sampled some songs. And they go together. Again, I'm still on 101. We're just learning the basics.

I thought. Did she sample her own songs? Yes. I think Death by a Thousand Cutspled is mad woman reference because there was a song when I was listening I was like this feels like mad woman sister song maybe I don't know I could see how you guys it's a slippery slope there's a lot to keep up with and honestly I thought I was doing a decent job but I'm not so I feel like if you're looking for like a full breakdown on theories that's not what this episode's gonna be we're just gonna be like talking about our girl you're looking for like a full breakdown on theories, that's not what this episode is going to be. We're just going to be like talking about our girl, you know?

Oh, okay. Like the theories are so crazy. Like I know a few. Cardigan Peter. And I actually believe that one. Because that's like not, it's not a theory. It's just, it makes sense. There's a fluid, like there's a string between the two songs.

Some of these theories, you guys, I'm not getting into it. Like I'm really not. It's really, it's crazy. Who's Clara Bow? I don't know. I really like she's a person from history right yes yes she just reminds me of Goofy's girlfriend Clarabelle okay mom yeah no that's literally what it's giving so and it's also reminding me of like I don't know I guess that's like I like singing, Clarabelle is scared to death. Jackie?

I was going to make that joke like when you said Clarabelle, but I'm like, no one's going to know what I'm talking about. Jackie, we have the same brain. Well, how do I think that? Clarabeth is scared to death to hear what the doctor will say. And she hasn't been well since the day that she fell. And the bruise, it just won't go away. There used to be a time where I would literally hear that song and start crying.

It's so sad. It's so sad. I know her version. The cancer song. I know Clarabelle TV is probably really strong, but it's just never going to be better than Clarabelle RF. Agreed. RFV. So that is our show happy tuesday happy passover we're back tomorrow hope everybody has an amazing day thank

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