The Toast - Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the shows and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. I couldn't forget because Broody decided to join us in studio today for hump day and I don't think it's a coincidence. It's definitely not. I heard he had a boner and it was for me.

So classic. Coincidence is God's way of letting us know he exists. I love that. I never heard that. You've never heard that? Like coincidence is just a wink from God. I thought you were gonna quote one of my favorite quotes about God, which is, blacking out is God's way of saying,

forget about it. Or one of my favorite quotes about God, man plans, God laughs. Or one of my favorite things about God, what if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Let me tell you, I've had a morning. Claudia, I've had a morning as well.

But you go first. Well, I've been talking, I talked about this a couple of months ago and it finally came to fruition. My episode of Jay Shetty came out today. I saw. I'm not watching, don't worry, I won't watch to fruition. My episode of Jay Shetty came out today. I saw. I'm not watching, don't worry, I won't watch. Okay, like so many people in my life texting me.

So I didn't really, like I know that his podcast is really big. I didn't realize how many people in my own life like tune into it and like who, like people who don't even really understand what I do for a living, they're like, yeah, I know Jay Shetty. I'm like, you do?

And it came out this morning and it's just like one of those things I didn't realize. You know, like one time when I was like, it was like, I think 2017, I went on Squawk Alley, like the CNBC show at the stock exchange, because Snapchat went public and they were looking for like a young hot influencer to talk about it. Enter, Terti.

And when I got off, my phone was blowing up with like people from all walks of my life being like, oh my God, I just saw you. And I'm like, you guys watch Squawk Alley? Like I was so, this is reminding me of that. Jackie, I'm like afraid of who this episode is gonna reach because it's such a big podcast. I knew that, but like, I didn't really know it.

And just like seeing all these people like from high school text me like, kill me. Seriously, kill me. Cause I really was so, it's probably the most like vulnerable I've ever been on a podcast, but also it's the only podcast I've really ever sat down and talked about like not pop culture not comedy just like tourney and

I was I watched like the first hour of it this morning I just need to know like what people are seeing do you know yeah? Yeah, and I remember when I was recording it I had like I think just announced that I was pregnant So I was like really feeling insecure about my body meanwhile. I look amazing comparatively like wish I looked like that now So just like if you know me, my friend Rachel texted me and she was like, oh my God, Jayshani, I'm like, please don't watch it. If you know me, and Olivia texted me too,

she's like, I'm watching Jayshani, loving it. I'm like, please stop. Like, Shannon was like, what does the video come out? I was like, Shannon, don't. Do a power outage at Olivia's house. Cut the cords at Olivia's house, please. So I'm just like, I'm feeling, and I'm not embarrassed about anything that I,

I mean, I'm embarrassed, but- No, it's not about embarrassed. It's not even the right word. It's just like- Personal. It's very personal in a way that only people who don't know you are allowed to know these things. And sometimes it's actually easier

to tell a complete stranger your deepest, darkest secret than it is to tell like your sister. Yeah. So check that out. It's video and audio, and we love Jay Shetty in this house. And like, only he could it is to tell like your sister. Yeah. So check that out. It's video and audio and we love Jay Shetty in this house. And like only he could get me to talk like that. So like kill me. Don't worry.

I won't watch. Like I saw it. I was like- Of all the people in all the land, you are the least allowed to watch it. Like we are too close for you to know that shit. Okay. I agree.

I saw the clips and I was like, wow, this looks amazing. I wish I could watch it, but I can't. This episode is not available to me. You are barred from watching, okay? I'm gonna tell Jay Shetty to block you. I hope you guys enjoy it because I can't. Yeah, like if there's a particular moment you think Jackie might like find funny,

feel free to like, you know, take a video on Senator. But that's it. Yeah, that is it. So that's why I've had a morning, just kind of being a national sensation in the vulnerability community. What have you had this morning? Understood, just such a busy morning.

I have such a busy day today and I'm still recovering. I was telling you like, this is taking a while for me to recover from this sickness. I'm now hearing that what I've had was COVID because I was having dinner at Trout's last night as one does. Because- One of my favorite restaurants.

Dear Satchel is here. Yeah, all my sisters are together without me. Yeah, we all had dinner last night. Margot is staying at my house. She's only here for a night because like you guys, we're all gonna be together this weekend. And we were having dinner at Olivia's

and I was saying how it's like kind of taking me a long time to like recover from this. Like I just feel like so like knocked down, like no longer actively sick, but like- Weird. Yeah, foggy, everything. I'm like, it's kind of like when people like would have COVID and you just like still had like the symptoms.

And she was like, oh, well it's COVID that's going around. I was like, but you said Kayla had the flu and then like Kayla got Harry and Charlie's, like, and that's how it all went. She was like, no, I think it was COVID. And I'm like, oh, so I had COVID. Nobody told me I had COVID. By the way, it does sound like you all went. She was like, no, I think it was COVID. And I'm like, oh, so I had COVID. Nobody told me I had COVID. By the way, it doesn't sound like you have COVID.

It sounds like you now have long COVID. It's going on eight days. It's long COVID. And to be honest, I'm so ready for your long COVID era. Like, I just think that's where you're gonna shine. I completely agree. I didn't know that I had like long COVID, let alone COVID. And when I was labeling my sickness last week,

it's important to label sometimes. It is, it feels good to have a name. But I mislabeled it. I was saying flu, flu. Meanwhile, I should've said COVID. It was short COVID, which has now turned into long COVID. Yeah, but I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna get out there.

I'm gonna push through. I'm gonna try and work my brain past the brain fog. I feel like doing the toast, when it comes to pregnancy brain, even postpartum brain, brain fog from sickness, I actually love doing the show because it forces me to exercise my brain and move past the fogginess. The toast is brain camp.

It is, my brain would be mush after pregnancy and everything If I didn't- You weren't required. I wasn't required to, you know, use my words. I think reading has helped you get your brain back. Yeah, no, honest, everything that they say helps. The toast. Yeah, the toast is huge.

I actively have to use my brain every day and it's good. So I'm fighting past long COVID. It will not get me down long COVID strong. LCS. LCS, thank you. I also, not only did I have a morning, I have an afternoon. Today is the day.

There are so many days. Wow, like I've seriously been talking about this like big thing that's happening to me. I've been talking about it for a couple of- Physical therapy, coccidinia. My glucose test. I was gonna get there. That was seriously my next guess.

My glucose test is today. Not looking forward to it. I'm not gonna lie. I have not even tried to, people say like you can try to eat X, Y, I've done nothing. Like I've just been my normal self. Which I think is best.

I want the best, most accurate results. I'm thinking I'm not gonna share my results on Instagram. You'll have to tune into the toast tomorrow to find out. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, and so I know I have to drink that juice. I know I have to fast for an hour before the test, which is definitely gonna be really hard for me. So when the clock strikes,

like I need to have lunch right after the toast. You know what you need actually, and something that really helped Dana in her GD journey, which you're obviously not on yet, but if you, you know. If that's what my future holds. But would have also helped you in the lead up to the test is sourdough because it's sugarless bread. Like when I saw Dana.

Oh, that would have been nice. When I saw Dana and she had GD and I gave her like a loaf of sourdough and we had sourdough sandwiches and whatever. And she then did her glucose moniker after zero degree. Like we had like pargy sandwiches and it was so good for her. Maybe this is my foray into sourdough.

If my, you know, if medicine takes me that way. Yeah, we'll see. Anyways, good luck drinking it. Good luck not eating. I've heard such mixed messages about the drink. I mean, it's yucky in the way that like drinkable medicine is like a little yucky, but. But somebody said it tastes like orange soda.

Like I heard it's good. It's really, really sweet orange soda. Like it's a little yucky, but then you're drinking it. It's not horrible. It's just like not my favorite tasty beverage. And you have to drink it all in like five minutes. Yeah, but it's a small, it's one of the shirt bottles, shirt, sorry, shirt.

I think a lot of like the glucose test mania is like overhyped on social media. Yeah, people wanna have their moment. I'm being dramatic. People wanna have their moment, Claudia. Because I think that like, what I'm about, I think I'm gonna be disappointed when I get to the test. Yeah, and then it's a blood test, not fun.

Yeah, so you chug, you have to wait an hour. In that hour, I actually have a scan, so I'll be busy. Right. And, cause I planned like really well. And then I'm gonna go back, get your blood taken, yeah. Okay, big day. Huge day, it's also, oh, we have like a really fun, exciting week.

So tomorrow I'm headed to Florida for a wedding. So I'm gonna see my sister, which is just a bonus. And so Friday's episode, we're gonna be together. We actually have booked a kind of a sick pargy studio. So get ready for like new studio vibes. You know we get new personalities every time we enter a new studio in Florida. Yeah, and we just get to like walk into an office,

throw our handbags down. And get to work. And that will be like a fun environment. I'm really excited. And then we're gonna spend the day together. Yeah, it's like shopping. I'm gonna see my kids. I cannot wait to see all my kids.

I'm making all the kids come see me. Yeah, we're gonna have fun. Yeah, I'm excited too. It's kind of like a big week. Today we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap, which I did watch this morning. I completely forgot about it. They're so forgettable.

This is the second- It's been very forgettable. Last night's episode was a real low. It was, but I also- It took me over two hours to watch it. Which is- I have a lot of thoughts. Like nothing happened, but on,

and I would never comment on someone's like, you know, interpersonal family relationships, but Sutton like really put it out there for us. Like- Oh, I mean, yeah, she did. I have like a lot of thoughts. I think she hopes you would comment on it considering. Yeah, but not in the way that she wants me to.

Yeah, we will discuss. Summer House premieres tonight. You're kidding. I'm pretty sure that's what I saw on the gram. Oh shit. So. That's exciting. Yeah, we'll watch that.

I have such a busy night. I'm like, I'm gonna, then I'm speaking a little bit. I'll tell you guys more about it tomorrow because I don't want to jinx it. Wait, what? You don't know about this. I have like an event and I'm like that you're speaking at. Yeah. In a bit, in a way. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? Like a young woman's entrepreneurship gala? What is it? It's a women's event.

It's young professionals. No. It's- Young professionals. No, it's like, it's about someone else and I'm just like, I'm moderating something. What? I didn't tell you about this? Oh my God, you have like, ever since you moved, you're so distant. Like, I don't know anything about you.

Also, we're supposed to podcast tonight? Yeah. Are we not doing- No, we are, after. What time? We'll have to confer, but now also with Summer House, like we kind of have to watch Summer House. Oh shit, like our plans just got,

we, God forbid, be like one time, just want to pre-record an episode so I can get on a plane tomorrow. No. No, literally no. No. No. We will schedule.

Okay. But after this, I'm also podcasting with Satchel for the Patreon, which is so exciting. Patreon's blowing up this month. I love podcasting with my littleel for the Patreon. Which is so exciting. Yes, Patreon's blowing up this month. I love podcasting with my little sister because she has to talk to me and she has to answer your questions about what's going on in her life.

And it's not- So make them really personal you guys. It's not that I wanna know those things. Cause I really would rather not know. But I just, I have to ask for the people. Yeah, so if you have a question for Margot that's like really deep and dark, put it in our Facebook group so we can get it tur,

for you guys, not for us. We don't even care. Like we don't even wanna know anything, yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah. So that's what's new over here, Turteloo. That's good, busy things, busy things. Yeah.

I can't believe you're speaking at an event. I know, and you know how nervous I get. That's why- Can you text me, like what it is. Okay, I'll try and like give you info and you'll tell everyone tomorrow what it is. Yes, I just like don't want to jinx it. You know, like I feel like talking about it. Yeah, of course. Let's see. Okay.

So it's like a local community event. Oh, wow. I don't know any of this. Oh, So it's like a local community event. Oh wow, I don't know any of this. Oh, oh wow, you've been tapped as like a local lifestyle influencer. We bit, yeah. Wow, okay, pop off. I can't wait to hear all about it tomorrow. You guys, and just know this isn't like secret projects.

She's just nervous. It's like not a big deal. Yeah, no, I'm just nervous and I feel like if I talk about it and I brag about it before it happens, then like- Of course, good flop. I'm gonna be and I feel like if I talk about it and I brag about it before it happens, then like- Of course, good flop. I'm gonna be like standing there like, hey guys, how y'all doing? Look at me.

I'm also doing something crazy. So I've spent the last like two weeks looking for a dress for this wedding. I couldn't really start before that cause my body's changed so much. And I have tried so hard. Like I have ordered, I have gone to stores. I have really tried, but it's also hard.

I really don't want to spend a have ordered, I have gone to stores. I have really tried, but it's also hard. I really don't wanna spend a lot of money at this current body shape. I don't think I'll be the shape really ever again, even if I'm pregnant, like I'll look different, you know? So I don't wanna spend a lot of money. So I've really been struggling and my last box of dresses arrived yesterday and it didn't work out.

Like it's, I'm just kind of going to this wedding without a dress, which is so crazy. I forgot to update you on like my, cause you've been really helpful in my dress journey. I had three more dresses. When I saw your Instagram story last night about how you tried on two dresses and they were bad and you didn't send me any pictures.

Like I figured it was bad. And actually the last dress I tried on wasn't bad, but it was far too expensive. Like I couldn't in good conscience, like buy something. But so here's what I did. Well that, I just want to say like that part, I don't agree with that. Like you can't have an expensive or nice dress

because you're at a certain size and you would have spent this much on the same wedding at a different size. No, that's the thing. I probably, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have even at a different size, like at my regular size. It's like, I would never spend this amount of money on a dress, like it's too much.

Okay, but like you shouldn't spend less because you don't like how you look versus how much you would spend if you liked how you looked because one, you're fucking pregnant. And two- No, it's more so about like spending a lot of money on a dress that I can wear a couple of times is great. But I don't know when I would be able to wear this dress

again, when would I ever be invited to a wedding ever again at this exact size. Yeah, but even at a different size, if you wore a dress to a wedding, like you're not gonna wear it again that soon. Like you just wore it, like you were not gonna wear it to the next wedding. Like it's a wedding dress.

So it's a special occasion dress. Now you're making me feel like I should never turn the dress. You're allowed to have like an expensive special occasion dress that makes you feel good when you're pregnant. Like I don't know where you made this law up. Oh my God, you're literally making me feel bad.

Should I keep the dress? It's still- But you just said it wasn't bad. Should I keep the dress? It's still- You just said it wasn't bad. That's not what, did you love it? Like was it great? Let me send you a picture. Let me send you a picture. If it was greatness, yeah, like you deserve

to like feel great. You're doing great things. So what I then ended up doing was ordering three more dresses directly to my hotel, which is so crazy. Like it's, I know how crazy it is. I know. I feel like people do that all the time.

Meanwhile, I should be working at a department store in sales because I can make like literally nobody can push you to spend money, push anyone to spend money on clothes like me. It's true. I can't text you to do the dress. Like it's fine. Like it's cute. You look amazing.

And you could tell it's top quality fabric. Now text me the price. It was top quality fabric. Text me the price. Oh, oh, oh, I'm like embarrassed. Okay. There you go. It was the quality fabric. Text me the price. Oh, oh, oh, I'm like embarrassed, okay. There you go. I think you deserve it. You look like a queen that you are.

The thing is, like, I didn't even, I didn't like it that much for that price. Do you know what I mean? That I understand, and that could be true at any size, but don't like punish yourself with an uglier, lesser dress. No, I'm just going on a journey. No, no, it's not uglier, actually.

They're better. It's from the same brand, but they were all on sale. So whatever. The thing is, I'm going to a wedding without a dress. I'm going to a party in a limo. I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to a party without a dress. And like I'm leaving for a wedding

without a dress for the wedding, which is so crazy. I have, you know those like Norma Kamali, long like the ruched dresses that Diana had. I have like a long sleeve one in green, if that's of interest to you, that I wore when I was pregnant. Well that's the other thing, I also have two sisters who live locally,

like if, worst case scenario, like I'll figure something out. Yeah, but that's the only like pregnancy, fancy dress I have, I think. Are you interested? So I'm going to a party without a dress. Okay, well treat yourself is what I'll say. And here's what I'll say to my party without a dress. Okay. Well, treat yourself is what I'll say. And here's what I'll say to myteresa.com.

If you don't get me that FedEx one to two express business day shipping that I ordered, because I ordered it last night, it still hasn't shipped. Now the wedding's not till Sunday. Okay, we're good on time. We're good on time, but where is the shipping information? Just make haste.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Teresa, if you're listening. Tick tock on the clock. Party don't start till I walk in. You know? Yeah. Yeah. OK, I look forward to seeing what you wear. Yeah, me too. It's a journey. It's a surprise.

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Hey, it's okay, it's okay, and welcome. Our first story, Kylie Kelsey is on Call Her Daddy this week talking about, you know, Kylie, but also talking about Taylor. She answered a bunch of questions about her and Taylor's relationship, when she met Taylor, when she found out Taylor and Travis were dating. Oh my God, Long COVID is taking Kylie Kelsey down as well.

Oh my God, Long COVID strong. I could stop, but it's still there. Should I just let it rip? Move your mic out of the way. And just let it rip. She has to do what she has to do. And this is a show that's recorded live to tape. If you want it up early,

we're not gonna be able to edit out these coughs, you guys. We are just that authentic, okay? So much better, thank you. Of course. So, Kylie, Kelsey revealed when Travis told her that he was dating Taylor, or when they found out, actually, because she said that Travis didn't tell her and Jason didn't found out together, but she didn't say how they found out actually, because she said that Travis didn't tell her and Jason that they found out together,

but she didn't say how they found out. Okay. Anyways, on the new episode of Call Her Daddy, Alex was asking how her and Jason learned that Taylor had come into the picture. She said, I'm assuming your family was getting told this in some capacity, Alex said, to which Kylie responded, we were not.

I will say we knew before everyone else, but it was not like it did not hit the group chat. They said that they found out together, but we knew before they hard launched at a game together. So I wonder- Rachel, they didn't find out with everyone, but they didn't find out from Travis. How do you else find,

I guess they have like mutual friends and stuff. Yeah. Or maybe the parents, like maybe Donna knew and she slipped it. To be honest, like I'm not really entirely interested in how these two found out. To me, that's not the most interesting part. I really, and I have no proof of this,

just like based on vibes, if you like, I know Taylor well, I've like studied her my whole life. And I'm learning so much about Kylie, she's like new to the public sphere. And I just can't see these two really getting along in a way outside of being like potential sister-in-law. It's like they're both lovely and nice, but on a real personality level,

I don't think these two would find each other in high school and be good friends. I agree. And I don't think that that's necessary. It seems like, I also feel like in this interview, Kylie answered every question. She didn't give a ton of extra information. She wasn't like glowing about Taylor,

but it was reminding me of like Donna Kelsey on GMA. Like it's fine, you know? Just thinking. Yeah, yeah, it could come off rude, but it's more so like media trained. It's media training, just like not wanting to talk about Taylor if she doesn't wanna be spoken about.

So like she's answering questions like from her perspective, but not like going in on all these details. She shared that they bonded over vacationing like down the shore in the same towns when they grew up. Like in- Taylor went down the shore, I can't see it. People in like Pennsylvania, yeah, they go to- Yes, I know, I know.

Down the shore. And that- I just, I can't picture Scott's and Andrea and Andrew and Taylor like all at- It's not like Jersey Shore, the show. No, no, I know, but I just like- It's just the local beach. The Jersey Shore is like a very popular beach town.

There's like many different towns. We know from the show, but like most of it is just like suburban Jersey. I know, I just can't see it. Yeah, they weren't in seaside. They were just at their local beach. What is Taylor's, Austin Swift, I called him Andrew. I'm matching too much to us, we're housewives.

And then Alex had also asked Kylie if she tried Taylor's food, like homemade cooking before. Cause they said that they'd been on a double date, not to a restaurant, but to a house. She was like, yeah, but I haven't eaten her food. Cause I was eight weeks pregnant and everything. Just like made me sick. Got it, got it.

That's funny. Yeah, so like there wasn't that much there there, but now we have a little bit more information. Yeah, I also feel like with the Donna Kelsey vibe, how you said, like sometimes it could seem like they hate Taylor, but mostly they're just like afraid and don't wanna say the wrong thing. Right.

I also think like at some point it does get annoying to like just constantly be asked. I always think that like when I saw Chrissy Abrams was on the cover of Cosmopolitan and obviously like a huge part of her life and her fandom is like the conversions of Taylor Swift. She opened for Taylor. So like the questions are natural,

but I feel like that happens a lot with Taylor where she gets brought up in like random spaces and it's annoying. And like for Kylie, like she's out here like a mama for, she's a spokesperson for her community. She's an athlete, she's pregnant, she's a podcast host. Like in every interview, and of course you have to ask about Taylor.

But like, it also could be like, okay, like can I have a moment to myself? Yeah, I think it was just like a piece of the interview. I think it's what Kylie expects like going into any interview. And I don't know, and if you don't ask any questions, that's also weird. No, you have to.

You have to for the audience, but also when it's a part of Kylie's life, like it's a very big, like interesting part of her life now. Yeah. Speaking of like internet stuff, I over the weekend during the Superbowl, I have thought this for quite some time, just being like a chronically online big time loser. But then I saw a lot of conversations on like social media,

specifically TikTok being spoken about Alex Earle's relationship with Alex Cooper. And I had thought for a while that like, they kind of fizzled, like they were hot and fast for like a couple of months. And then it fizzled, which is natural. Like Alex Earle's doing a million things. She's like the face of a million brands.

But they were then at the Superbowl together. Well, it's not like natural to fizzle when you work together. Like, it's not like you legally can't. Yeah, it's not like they were besties. And now they've gone in different directions or someone got a boyfriend or whatever. Like they were seen a lot together and doing a lot together because they're working together and they're contractually obligated. Still technically working together.

So that's what makes it unlike an other fizzle. And I think it became like so glaringly obvious when they were at the same event this weekend, the Super Bowl and Cooper, I'm just gonna use last names for the sake of brevity. Cooper was like throwing a bunch of events for her company and Earl is a part of that company and all the talent that's a part of the company

was there posting and Earl was not. Right, and they're in the same town. It's not like much of a lift. There's definitely beef. And we were talking about this with like the Spencer Pratt of it all. And the more that I think about that situation, like in the same day that he's dragging Cooper.

Her boss. Licks, verse Lex. Licks. It's Licks verse Lex. It's Licks verse Lex. Licks is on IG live with him dancing to his wife's song while he's dragging the boss out by her hair. Like there is something.

And then Nola just completely confirms that. Like there's no, the question now is like, what happened, not did something happen? Yeah, and so a lot of people are pointing to this episode of Alex Earle's podcast that she now, it's kind of rebranded. She hosted with her sister, which I think was a great call. I actually really liked the sister. I think she's-

A remote sister podcast. It's a remote sister podcast. They had their dad on. They had their dad on them. And I didn't know that their dad like manages them. I mean, he's a very successful business person. They own like a huge, they're like very independently wealthy and he owns a huge trucking company.

And if you actually have ever been in the tri-state area and you're just like on the highway, you'll see one of his trucks is called Earl's Trucking or something, like it's huge. Yes, but him managing them is kind of new. He wasn't managing since the beginning, right? No, I don't think so. Cause it was the first time I had heard it.

And I feel like that's such an interesting fact. And I love, you know, when people keep things in the family, I feel like I would have heard that. So the first time, my introduction was when she released a podcast with him like two months ago. And they were just talking about like his POV on them and their careers and his business background. And he had said a couple of things that are now,

I think at the time didn't really make waves, but now appear to be making a little bit more sense. Just being like, yeah, now that he's involved, we're gonna start doing things a little bit differently. And just being like, yeah, like now that he's involved, we're gonna start doing things a little bit differently. And he's like, there were some things I saw at the beginning of your career that I wasn't entirely comfortable with. And I think a lot of people had just immediately drawn

her interview on Call Her Daddy. They thought he was referencing that because they do get like, you know, very sexual. They were like talking about anal. And why are people drawing from that? Like, is there a- He must have made it seem more clear than I'm making it in this moment.

I'm just paraphrasing. But, and also could, he could be talking about something completely fucking different, you know? We're just like, we're all speculating here. But that's what the internet sort of assumed. But maybe we're all just like looking for clues now because of the Super Bowl thing. I've been like watching this being like,

oh, these two definitely don't get along anymore and like some things, and she's gonna leave the network. When her contract is up, I don't know when that is, but I think the Super Bowl and like the lack of them being together even spotted once made this like a much more mainstream thing now where I'm seeing it all over my social media. Whereas before I was just like, you know, thinking to myself,

I'm like, oh, what's going on? T. Yeah, but there's definitely something going on, but she's still at the network. Yes, well, contracts are contracts, but she's not like, she's not supporting the network. That's the thing. And I think a part of when you become a talent

on that network is you go to events, you do products, you make content for social media, you guest on other unwell shows. It's like, it's a full-time job, but it's yeah, Clambakes trips to the Cape. And she just, and she was doing that at one point, because I remember she went to like South by Southwest when it was just like her and Madeline Argy.

Those were like the first two talents, but radio silence ever since. Yeah, yeah, storms of ruin. I know, I'm like, to me, this is, this is a gossip I find interesting. Like this is internet drama, podcast drama. Like I need to know. It's internet and podcast drama, very much so.

TikTok and pod. The convergence of our two favorite things. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Right now there's nothing to know because there, it's just a, it's just the dearth that's there. It's just the absence of something. Right. Nobody's spoken on it.

Yeah, it's not the presence of anything yet. I wanna see something. Yeah, her shows on the podcast network still says Unwell. So she is like legally and probably like ad sales wise being distributed by unwell. Yeah Well, also just a little more Kelsey family news is that Jason and Taylor's? Nope, Jason and Travis's Jason and Taylor. Yeah ship Jason and Travis's new episode of new heights came out and I just want to give Travi a lot of credit for showing

On the podcast with this tail between his legs. Like he has had a rough emotional few days and to go and talk about your big man feelings like about the game is very big of him. And I feel like he could have, they could have pushed a week. And he didn't mad respect. And I wanted to give credit to Jason because that's also like a hard job for you to do where like you're involved a little bit, but you're supportive. You're supposed to sort of be like steering this ship

while keeping the show entertaining. And he did make me chuckle a couple of times. Like he did a really good job as a podcaster in that moment, but also a brother and friend. Yeah. Yeah. So Travis and Jason released a new episode of new heights. Travis was talking about, you know, the motionality of the game,

how they just like couldn't get any momentum going. He had made a couple of bad decisions that he regrets and he's obviously just feeling in his feelings about the game. They also said that they've, before they started New Heights, they went months without talking to each other sometimes and how the podcast has really kept them close.

Yes, I saw that too, which I loved quickly, just back to Travis's like monologue about the Super Bowl. He like did this thing that I also saw Patrick Mahomes doing in the press conference immediately after the game where it was like blaming yourself. Being like the whole, the reason we lost was all my fault. I wasn't a good enough leader. I was making mistakes on the, and it's like, okay,

well that's just not true. Like you all were bad, just like we saw him because of the team collectively. No, but that's part of being a team. Like you wanna protect. No, it, that's just not true. Like you all were bad, just like we saw him cause the team collectively. That's part of being a team. Like you wanna protect. It's part of being a leader. And yeah, you wanna protect your teammates. You just beat yourself up for the things

that you could have done that you didn't do. And I think it's gonna be a little bit of time before he's moved on. Do you feel like he is going to retire? So it's not like so obvious. I feel like with Jason, it was like, he didn't say it, but we just knew based on a multitude of things. I feel like it could be a little early for Travis,

but if he did like, it would be good too. I don't think he's going to retire, but I do think now this is the march to retirement. But like, I don't think you start dating Taylor two years in and now you're like unemployed and you used to be busy every day and now you're sitting on the couch recording your podcast. It's giving Joe Alwyn,

like it's giving Joe Alwyn get a job. For his relationship, like he wants to still be that guy. I don't think he wants to go out this way. I think he wants to prove them all wrong at least one more time. And I think he's gonna keep going. He's just gonna work harder and then he'll retire in like two years or whatever.

I don't think it's this time, but I definitely, for the first time in a serious way, he's, it's like in the air. It's also hard because Travis is 35 and Patty Mahomes is 29. So like that six year age difference like is where like your career is, you know? Those are like the best years.

So I can see him like almost staying to keep up with Patty and be this dynamic duo that they are, you know, Patrick and Travis, Travis and Patrick. But Patrick was born in 1995. Like that's really crazy. I am older than Patrick Holmes. Oh, I thought you were about to say Travis. I was like, oh my God.

No, that makes sense. That tracks for Patrick. No, Jackie, Travis was born in 1989. Of course he was. I also feel like even though Travis isn't as good as he once was, he's probably still better than a lot of tight ends. Most players.

Until he's the worst tight end on the field. Like, don't give up. No, never give up. Not until you're the absolute worst. Worst. That's a really, really good place to be. I don't think he will retire right now. And I know them speaking with a lot of confidence

about this, but why can't I? Like all the other analysts do it. What do they know? No, seriously, just call me Stephen A. Smith. Call me Colin Cowherd, my mortal fucking enemy. It's crazy. My husband can't go one day without listening to Colin Cowherd.

It must be how like toaster husbands feel about us when they like hear our voices coming down the pipe with these like people with these like bad takes and like annoying voices. Like that's how I feel about Colin Cowherd, worst fucking takes. Oh, that's so funny. And then you like meet a toaster in the wild

with her husband who like kind of hates you, you know? He's like taking the picture like to be a good husband and you could tell like he knows who you are. He's like, yeah, we listen in the car. And you know, he just like wants to actually shoot you just to end the misery. We've all been there. So I get it.

Yeah, we are some people's Colin Cowhert. I know the feeling I just want to say, and it's tough. Who's my Colin Cowhert, Claudia Jackie Oshre? Let me think like who does Ben listen to for takes that literally gives the worst takes ever. Ben doesn't like really consume content. But what about like creators that he's always that it's always piping through his phone like. But he just goes through phases like of interests like he'll be really into like Eastern medicine for a while. And he'll find like a bunch of like meditative

sort of like Jay Shetty, like, you know, spiritual leaders. And then he'll get really into like punk music. Like he just like goes, like he doesn't have a consistent fave. No, no. Okay. I guess I'm trying to think. Like who does he even follow on social media?

Like when he scrolls through, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I know who my husband's Colin Cowherd is. It's these four guys. It's Alex Gornashelli. Correct. And they're not even, they don't even give takes. I just am forced to watch. So Ben is obsessed with this group of guys on TikTok.

It's like four guys and they go and play mini golf and they make really high quality videos of the game. And it's like, it's like a five minute video rundown of all the holes being like, Sam is going for a part two. And they get like really high quality, like video shots. It's in fucking sufferable to watch and listen to. He thinks it's so cool. I know he would die, die to go play a game with them

and like get in one of their videos because Ben loves mini golf. I find it like ringing in my ear. That's so funny. He also loves golf. Does he follow any golf commentators? No. Just himself.

Does he watch golf? Yes. Golf doesn't have like raging commentary. It's like a silent sport. Yeah, but these people will comment on anything when it comes to sports. A thousand minutes. Like it's so, so crazy. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? Is this only number two? Cause that was like four stories in one. Yes. Cool. Mandy Moore is slamming Amazon for allegedly delivering a package to her in-laws home that was destroyed in the LA wildfires.

So Mandy Moore posted a photo to her story of like a totally burnt down home. And in front of it is an Amazon package. And she wrote, do better Amazon. Can we not have better discretion than to leave a package at a residence that no longer exists? This is my mother and father-in-law's home. SMH. Shaking my head. Okay. Mandy Moore throwing around an SMH is what makes this story Fast Five

worthy. Too bad it wasn't an SMDH. Shaking my damn. FH. Shaking my fucking head. We don't use SMH enough. And we don't SRHs enough either. Shaking my head. So I saw this and honestly, like I kind of rolled my eyes. While yes, it is really crazy that like the package is like outside of a door that no longer exists. I think he ordered something. Right, no, and like what was, I had to think about the driver.

Like the driver still has a job to do. I imagine like, if you lose packages as a driver, like you are docked in some way. Like, what is the driver realistically supposed to do? And to be honest, like if I ordered a package, and I had a house that burned down, and it said delivered, like, I would go and get it. You know, like, at least you kind of know where it is.

And I just think like, in the grand scheme, Manny Moore has lost everything. Her in-laws have lost everything. She's been one of the most vocal people, a celebrity who really lost a lot. This isn't really worth her time and energy. That's just how I feel. No, I agree.

They ordered something. Well, by the way, this is totally what happened. Is it a subscription? No, no. Oh, that's a good call. It's happened to me all the time. When you move and you forget to update your address. So like they needed, they like are in a rental or something and they needed towels, cause they're whatever.

And they sent the towels to the old bird down house. Like I know how it happened. And it's unfortunate for sure. Amazon has amazing customer service. And it's just like, it's really not Amazon's fault. No, but like in that moment, the driver had a package to deliver to an address and he was probably just as confused

as we are all watching this picture. But like that might be, someone might not have an address where they could ship things, but they have this address. And so you would go and pick it up. I don't like, this is obviously like a weird visual, you know, and it's not how packages should get delivered. But I don't think someone did something so terribly wrong. Of course not, but I do have logistical questions

for the Amazon driver. Like when an entire block of homes is burned down, how do you know which is like house 39? GPS, like your destination's on your left and just plop it. Yeah. Plop it somewhere. And yeah, I just, I think as a celebrity, like when you use your platform to complain

like about customer service, like you have to be really particular because it does look like out of touch as a celebrity, when you use your platform to complain about customer service, you have to be really particular because it does look out of touch for a celebrity to be like, oh, Delta, you didn't give me a refund. It's one of my least fucking favorite things. It's okay for regular folk to do. That's what social media is so great for, is getting access to customer service

you might not get just waiting on the phone. When celebrities do it, it is so out of touch. I don't care if you're, we were just talking about Jessica Chastain versus JetBlue, the people versus JetBlue, like it was, and she's probably right, like give her her $1,500, but it's like, girl, girl, you have an Oscar, like you'll be fine.

So you have to be really prudent as a celebrity when you're gonna use your platform for customer service need. And I don't think that this was worth it. I don't think so either. And I don't know what the solve would have been here. Like, so they just should have lost the package because really like,

if you're not delivering any take-back to the warehouse, like it's gone. And it sounds like since they were able to take a photo of the box, that they got the box. It's kind of like Amazon can deliver anywhere, anytime. Yeah, no, it's kind of admirable. Like no matter the circumstance, this post-apocalyptic street in Los Angeles,

like Amazon still shows up. And by the way, you don't know what the driver has been through. Has the driver lost his home? And like the driver's just trying to get through the day and like get a paycheck and just deliver packages. Like, I don't know. It's, it's an L for Mandy.

It's kind of a good advertisement for Amazon. Yeah, like Rain or Shine, Fire and Rain. And Brimstone. We will be there. We got your package. And that's the kind of delivery I've come to expect from Amazon. So I'm not shocked to see that big box.

And you know there were towels in that box. It's just like such a perfect size for towels. You think people, the Mooreors get their towels on Amazon? It's the Moor in laws. So what's her husband's name? The Moor Makhatannam's sister. Exactly. What's her husband's name?

Goldsmith. She married a Jew. Does Goldsmith? So really is her machatonim sister. Does Goldsmith get his towels on Amazon? I forgot to tell you, 100% by the way. Do you get- I forgot to tell you.

Okay. No, I don't get my towels on Amazon. Me neither. I get like everything on Amazon. I wouldn't get towels on Amazon. My current towels, and I like to rotate them out, like quite frequently. My current towels on Amazon. I get like everything on Amazon. I wouldn't get towels on Amazon. My current towels, and I like to rotate them out like quite frequently. My current towels are Brooklyn in.

After we talked about Maha Tundam Sista, Maddie texted me, she's like, I love it. She wants to be called Maha Tundam Sista from now on. That just cracks me up. Me too, we're hilarious. We are hilarious. Are you ready? So overlooked. Let's not get into it, but we're so hilarious and overlooked. Are you ready? So overlooked. Let's not get into it,

but we're so hilarious and overlooked. Are you ready for our next story? It's for you and you alone. Tarkel Musa admits that he accidentally, that he accidentally called his wife Heather by his ex Christina's name. He said, I'm lucky to be alive. It's giving I Ross take the Rachel.

Emily. Yeah. If you know, you know. Yeah, it sounds really funny. It really was. It was also shook the community at the time, like in 1999 when that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wasn't aware, but people were not okay. Targa Musa makes mistakes like the rest of us, shockingly, and one was almost deadly. So in behind the scenes clip of an upcoming episode of the flip-off posted on TikTok. I love that the flip-off is making so much news. Of course it is, it's literally the most newsworthy thing that's ever happened. Amazing thing, yeah.

He revealed that he accidentally once called his current wife, Heather, by his ex-wife Christina's name. He made the admission after one of his contractors, Brian, called Heather by Christina's name. Tarek joked, what did you call her? One more time, say it for us. And Heather was like, Christina. And Tarek goes, oh shit, I did that one time.

I'm lucky to be alive. Here's the thing, you know, I'm always the first person to make Tarek almost the villain in a story. And he is most of the time. Given the fact that these two look so similar, Tarek and Christina still co-parent and still work together so much. Like I can imagine being on a job site

with like a beautiful blonde and calling her Christina. Do you know what I mean? He did for so many years. Yeah. So I don't think that this is, you know, there was any ill will when Tarek did it. I don't know if I would have shared with the world that I did that, but that's why me and Tarek are different.

We are very different, me and Tarek. But we're also- I think that's why you got along so well. We're also inherently the same, and I think that's why we beef so hard, because it's like, I hate myself. Yeah, perhaps. I think, I mean, Tarek's only had two wives,

so it's not like, you know, he'll get out of the habit of Christina, but I feel like for someone who like, goes through a lot of like, partners, it's better to just call them all like, a know, he'll get out of the habit of Christina, but I feel like for someone who like goes through a lot of like partners, it's better to just call them all like a pet name, you know, like babe or something. That way you never have to really switch it out. Because that could be hard. Christina needs to do that.

Yeah, Christina, like I'm sure she has a pet name for her boyfriends, that way she doesn't have to like constantly remember their name. Boo boo. Ew. Boo. I mean, I'm a babe girl. I am a Moof Mama. At least I know Ben can never leave me and like use our pet names because they're not

generic like love bug, buddy hump. It's Moof Mama. It's Moofalish. Or he could. He can never call anybody Moofalish. And the thing is, is all of our weird nicknames, I guess are originated from maybe at one point in our relationship, Ben called me Muffin.

Yeah, Moofon. And then it became Moofon, Moof, Moofalish, Big Daddy Moof, Big Papa Moof, like, yeah. Yeah, Big Mama Moof. Big Mama Moof, big. And-lish, big daddy move, big papa move, like, yeah. Yeah, big mama move. Big mama move, big. And. Small mama move. Now it's like, it's move-a-lish, that's what Ben calls me.

Move-a-lish, you guys are so move-a-lish. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like when Ben comes home, what does he say, like, move-a-lish, yeah. Or like move, may move. Yeah, no, but we've really evolved to move-a-lish recently. I love a-lish, he's Brunja-lish. He's Brunja-lish, move-a-lish, but we've really evolved to move a leash recently. I love a leash. He's Brunja-lish.

He's Brunja-lish, move a leash, and he's Papa. Okay. I wonder like if our kids are gonna call him Papa instead of daddy. Papa, Papa. I so want my kids like, Ma, Papa. I want them to be like Eastern European shtetl, like. Yeah.

Love that. Well, Tarek. And I also think if you train your kids to call the father, Papa, they will say mama first, as opposed to dadda. That's what actually my physical therapist who just had a baby, she was telling me, life hack, if you don't want them to say dadda first,

make them call like, father. Oh, that's really funny, like make it too hard. I just want to say like, go with my kids and mama first. Slay the house down, yeah that's right, mom of the year, world's greatest mom, you bitches can never raise in the standard for women. Except how you just say Bruno first. Well, as he should.

I actually had a dream, oh my god, my dreams are so crazy. Also babies love bees, so Bruno's actually a great dog name, like if you ever have little had a dream. Oh my God, my dreams are so crazy. Babies love bees. So Bruno is actually a great dog name. Like if you ever have little ones and you want to get a dog, broo, like it's so easy for them to say, it's really fun. I had a dream that Bruno came to live with Ben and I,

because you know, like we secretly want that to happen. You do, but also secretly you want me to take Romeo. Yeah, yeah. But Ben, I don't know if you know, like Ben really feels very strongly about Bruno. He doesn't like his lifestyle. Ben thinks that Bruno's not reaching his full potential living in Florida.

Like he thinks that living here in New York with us and Romeo, like Bruno would be much happier. He thinks Bruno's depressed and he thinks it has to do with his lifestyle. Why, because he's like in the home or because he's like abused by his brothers? Well, he's just like, if you look at him, like he doesn't seem happy all the time.

Oh, I don't know. I put a heated blanket down on my bed this week because I was sick. He's a grandma. That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. He's a grandma. But like- How old is he?

Four and a half. He's giving 14 and a half. But like Bruno loves Cozy ever since I've met him. Even when I was pregnant with Harry, so Bruno wasn't even a year and I got a heated blanket, like the way the boy's eyes lit up, like Bruno loves Cozy. I just wanna let you know, if you ever like felt like Bruno wasn't fitting

into your lifestyle anymore, or one of the kids developed an allergy, like whatever, Bruno is welcome in my home. Ben would love to rehabilitate him and like make him into a guard dog who like goes on four hour runs. Well, he goes on an hour walk every day. Bruno's living the life of Riley.

I'm sure Bruno's fine. Bruno is, Ben is so crazy about the dogs. Like I'm not taking, no offense, like I'm not taking advice from him. I don't want to be like that. Ben is really crazy about the dogs. And I do wonder like when we have a real human child. It will change, hopefully.

Because sometimes the way Ben talks about Romeo, I'm like, Ben, he's a dog. Yeah, like when you guys are here. And it's the most offensive thing I could say. When you guys are here, like the concern for Romeo, when he's like completely fine. Yes, I agree. I agree, he's dramatic.

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Seriously, kill me. Well, just, I'm sure it's good. You know, by the way, it wasn't bad. I'm not ashamed of what I put out there. People know too much about me now. Yeah, people just know too much about you, but that's always been the case.

So just like try and forget about it. Yeah. Kim showcased her comedy skills in a new advertisement for Skims because they are like releasing shapewear that's like butt enhancers and like bigger butt, bigger boobs. So she's the scary butt mother in this new ad,

which was actually really cute. Yeah, no, I was really obsessed with the product launch. Like first off, Skimmons is like always doing crazy things and everybody's like, that's crazy. And then they like slay the house down. Like their nipple bra was so popular. So, and I do feel like I'm not one of these people. Like I have enough breasts to go around

and I'm really not like a tissue person. So I'm not the target demo for this particular product, but I know that there are actually a lot of women who wear different undergarments, wear different types of clothing to enhance these parts of their body. And so she's kind of really giving women what they want, but I couldn't help but think about Kim's ass in general.

The journey we've been on, when they first got famous, she really now in hindsight had like the most normal body ever. She just had like an ass that was like a little bigger than like someone else of her size, right? And the media just became obsessed with it. It was like Kim's ass, Kim's ass, Kim's ass. And so much so that like it kind of got its own personality,

its own, and it obviously got bigger with time. Yeah, and she would like accentuate it in whatever she wore because like that was her thing. Yes, and it was also like this running thing. Is it real? Is it real? Is it real? And I do believe like when she launched on the scene, she was just like a girl who had like a thicker tush and it was totally real.

And then because she got rewarded for it so much, it's so much attention. Like I do think she ended up enhancing it surgically or whatever. And then the validity of the tushy became like a worldwide, we were talking about it all the time. Like I forget about that time in my life,

where like everyone was just talking about Kim's tissue. So much so that she got an X-ray on the- Tyra? Was it on Tyra? No, it was on Keeping Up. Oh, I don't know why I thought- And she like showed us all her X-ray and was like, it's real.

And it was supposed to like put the whole thing to bed, but the butt was just getting bigger. And then Chloe randomly got a butt and we just know they got it from the same place. And that was like, it's real. And it was supposed to like put the whole thing to bed, but the butt was just getting bigger. And then Chloe randomly got a butt and we just know they got it from the same place. And that was like before, yeah. So there was no butt implant in there, but like there, I think, you know, what they've done allegedly, it's like BBO,

which is just like injecting with fat, which wouldn't come up on an X-ray. It's not in a foreign object. Correct. So the fact that we have now all these, like we actually never got, like I know that her butt is not real, right? Like I'm not stupid.

But the fact that like it was such a topic of conversation in pop culture for actual years and now she's even profiting off of it, which I love, but without ever like telling us what really, like what is it? Like just what is it? Like come on, what is it? No, it what is it? Like, God, what is it? No, it's so weird how, like, for a while,

everyone was talking about it. And then we don't talk about it. And she doesn't talk about it. And I feel like she would never answer a question about it. Still, probably to this day. But this ad is kind of bringing the questions up again. It's reminding me. Where it's like we have all just sort of accepted,

we'll never get the truth or the answers that we want. Also in all the time that she's like lost all this weight, even on the show, like she'll complain about her butt without saying anymore. Yeah, no, and then like when Chloe got a butt and they also, I think took things a little far. And not Courtney, least interesting to look at famously. Kendall.

No, no, but do you remember Chloe's tushy? She obviously, I think she had like a botched something because there's like a specific season of Kardashians where she wore, I'm remembering this picture, she wore light wash jeans. And her tushy is like, it's actually like a full six feet, like six inches like off her back. Like it's a shell.

That's an E.T.O. right? To me that actually wasn't a B. I don't even know. So I think that they were like trying different things like surgery wise and that was, I think, the turning point for them was that season where Chloe, and Kim's was so crazy too, but like Chloe's also just popping up out of nowhere. Kim's was like a 10 year progression

that day to day you didn't notice, but if you looked at a picture from 2010 to 2020, you were like, oh. Yeah. Oh, Chloe's was seriously in six months. It was so fucking crazy. Chloe, that really put everybody back on the conversation. It is so crazy that we're sitting here talking

about a woman's tissue, it's disgusting. But that is what happened. Yeah. That was seriously the craziest time of my life. Yeah, so things have been quiet since then because we also don't talk about women's bodies. these things. But now she's helping women get a little junk in the trunk

artificially, which is a really good product, but it definitely brings up the question again. she's helping women get a little junk in the trunk, artificially, which is a really good product, but it definitely brings up the question again. It brings up the question again, and I know people are like clowning on her, like this is bad for women. Let me tell you, women are gonna love this, this product's gonna crush.

I don't think this is bad for women. I think this is great. I don't think it is either. I think anything that makes you feel more comfortable in your body, especially if it's something that then you don't have to get surgery, or do something permanent, or do something dangerous, or go somewhere to get a surgery, because you can't get the one, I think it's something that then you don't have to get surgery or do something permanent or do something dangerous or go somewhere to get a surgery because you can't get the one.

I think it's great. One thousand percent. And like if this was an issue that I had with my body, like I would be the first person in line. If she comes out with it, it's not like something I've ever thought about. But like maybe I'm maybe I should be thinking about it. You know, if she could come out with like a FUPA decliner, like I will be the first person to purchase. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I think products like this are actually great. Yeah, I think it's really great. Yeah, so she needs to get back in the lab on the Fupa-licious Decliner

and I will be promoting it for free. Yeah, so get your butt pants. What are they calling them? It was the Fairy Butt Mother. She's the Fairy them? Like, it was the fairy butt mother. She's the fairy butt mother, but what's the product called? The ultimate butt collection. Cute.

Yeah, cute. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Kylie Jenner is out supporting Timothee Chalamet at the Santa Barbara, the Santa Bae-bra International Film Festival. So, Timothy took the stage to collect- Just giving Orlando Film Festival, first of all, like,

the Santa Barbara Film Festival, the Santa thing. The S-B-I-F-F, the Spiff? Oh, oh, oh, oh, you didn't say that it was the Spiff. It's not the Tiff, it's the spiff. He took the stage to collect the Arlington Artist of the Year Award, prestigious Arlington. Oh, wow, wow. I wonder how they celebrated such a major milestone.

So of course she had to go for the Arlington at the spiff. But it was just at like a movie theater. It was really crazy to see them like in a rec room. And you could tell she was loving every minute of being his girl, rubbing his back, sending him up there, clapping. She's just Mrs. Chalamet. She is Mrs. Chalamet.

I really can't get over it. They're such an unlikely duo, visually. No, because they come from different worlds, but then visually, like if you look at a, by the way, have they ever even done a red carpet together? No. No. That's so crazy. No, they're both like pale brunettes.

No, yes, if you wanna be like simple about it. But the way I see it, she's like this whole lot of woman, curves, breasts, I'm being really disgusting, sorry, like sexualizing the Kardashians today, but like they are these these really bodacious women. And I think one of the things that people loved about them for so long was they've never been pin thin, with the exception of Kendall, who's a supermodel.

They've always sort of represented, even though it's not real, a little bit more of a realistic body. They've always talked about their weights and stuff. So they really are these curvy, beautiful, bodacious women. And Timothy's seriously 90 pounds soaking wet little boy. To me, visually, bodacious women. And like, Timothy's like seriously, 90 pounds soaking wet little boy. Like I, to me visually, they could not be more different, even though yes, they're both pale and brunette.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like, obviously it works. Yeah, no, and the longer they stay together and the more events they go to, like I think they're actually probably well matched. I think they're a good couple. But I'm such a visual person. I see things very visually.

And you still can see it? No, I can, I can. I can, I just, I don't know if I get it. Oh, I get it now. And she looks so happy. No, but I get it for him. Who wouldn't wanna date her? But he's like a's a very polarizing.

Just between you and I, not even, we're on the same side, but seriously, he's world's sexiest man for some people. For some people, but he's polarizing to others too. The fact that he is the biggest movie star heartthrob, he's seriously four feet tall? But he's not short, Claudia, he's just skinny. Okay, I'm gonna get his height. I just wanna come to the Chalamet family.

I'm more of a Pauline Chalamet, like she's my girl. No, I have no issue with Timothy. And he makes my girl happy. No, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good. So I'm rooting for them. I'm rooting for happiness for Kylie and a baby between the two of them. That would be crazy.

I don't think they'll get married. She's not really the marriage type, but she wants a really big family. And so if that's her partner, that's who she's gonna have a baby with. Great. So get on it. I'm ready.

Little wolf Chalamet. That's beautiful. Would that make her children Jewish? Yes, it would. They could get bar mitzvahed with Mason and Rain. Yeah, and Penelope. Of course, of course. I wasn't like skipping over Penelope.

You just forgot. I wonder what they're gonna raise Elvis as, cause Mason had a bar mitzvah. Who's Elvis? Is that not her kid's name? Rocky. Courtney? Rocky. My bad, my bad. Why did I think his name was Elvis?

Rocky is not Jewish. They are both very Christian. Christian. So no, Rocky will not. But like all of his siblings has a bar mitzvah and he doesn't get one? I think, yeah. He'll get other things. That's kind of crazy. Like Christmas. Like Christmas.

Let's like really quickly talk about the real houses in Beverly Hills. It's really wasn't worth the hour I spent watching it this morning. Did you watch last week? No, I felt like I could skip it. You could, but you missed the treat of Cathy's house. It was a treat.

I saw in the previously on and it looked like seeing my girls, Bose, Erica, Cathy, and Dorit like, dweeb team, obsessed, her house is gorgeous. I feel like I got the vibes. And I could tell what you meant. Like it was just having hard conversations with good friends. Like it really looked-

Yeah, it was like real girl talk. There was laughing, there was crying, there was hard truths. Like that's how friends really are. It was very pleasant to watch. This episode was so boring and I don't, I got really weird vibes from Sutton wanting to repair her relationship with her mother.

On camera. In the presence of her two friends, one of whom she's literally not friends with, Kyle. Like yeah, Garcella's her ride or die. Like you can go through something like that while also being on camera. It felt so weird and so disingenuous and her journey is her journey

and I don't feel like it's fair to judge anyone, you know, who goes through like what she went through with her dad, like that's so hard, but she did put it out there for us to comment on. So my only thought is like, I felt like, yeah, did she have like the most amazing mom in the world who was so loving? No, but it was kind of tough to watch her

villainize her mother while sort of only remembering the good of her dad and like memorializing her dad so positively while she was telling us like he wasn't alcoholic, like he had his fair share of issues and she almost has like no resentment towards her dad, not that she should like, you know, hate her dad who passed, but she had put all of that

on her mom, like, and then when my mom died, my dad died, we got fish sticks. Like give your mom a fucking break. Like it was actually really tough to watch. And then just talking about my dad used to sit in this chair. And that's what you do when someone passes, of course. Like you only remember the good. And I just feel like that almost left her mom to be treated

like more unfairly by Sutton. And not that she should feel any type of negative way about her dad, because he obviously struggled, but like to take any, I think a lot of people when they lose a parent, like you feel mad that they left you behind or you feel abandoned. Like she put all of that on her mom, who ended up having to pick up the pieces

and was she perfect? No, she was a good mom, okay? Like she put a roof over their heads. Like she, I just felt like Sutton was being really unfair. Yeah, that's a fair assessment. It's nice that you watched it so closely to really get that. I didn't even, every time I picked up,

it was like Sutton bitching about something else. And I'm like, oh my God, give your mother a break. Yeah, to me it was just crazy that she like, can't really talk, this is always so weird when people do this, when it's like someone who they have a really hard time connecting with emotionally, they need to have a hard conversation

20 years in the making. And like, we're gonna do it with cameras in front of us. Like that is so weird to me. And I actually felt like she tried to, you know, put her, like have this conversation with her mom, like show how she's so evolved and that her mom is like, you know, so hard and backwards. And I felt like her mom's responses

to everything she said was like, you know, tough, but fair. Like obviously she comes- And it really is indicative of somebody who grew up in a different time. Right, but like not completely unreasonable, definitely, you know, stoic and hard, but like it wasn't totally what- Evil.

Like it had expected either. Yeah, it was just like a tough watch. Yeah. And I don't know, maybe it was because the way she lost her dad, which is so tragic, but it just felt like we were watching a little too much. Like when she went back to the house, I was like, this doesn't need to be filmed.

Like, before she even got out of the car, she's like crying, I felt so bad for her. Like, I don't know, it just, it didn't feel like it was the most productive conversation with her mom. It didn't feel like a productive trip. She's not even close with Kyle. Like, I don't know why this whole ordeal had to be filmed. Yeah, for two episodes.

And who knows if it will end after next episode. And I think that the guy who works for her is really annoying. And the way they treat him is also wrong. Like, he is not great, but like he deserves to be spoken to like a human being. Like he's so crazy. Yeah, the whole thing was so weird.

It was weird. And it's also like her and her mom aren't close yet. Like Sutton has a house in her hometown and her mom lives there. Like that's pretty close. And then the whole conversation about how like, I guess her mom had really always kind of wanted to be a modern woman who worked,

but at the time it wasn't common. And that one sudden after she got divorced, like went on, I guess they were talking about her role as a housewife, like a real housewife. Cause they said, you're like a working woman. Did she work when she was married? The store. I know.

Oh, the store. And she wants praise for the store. And she wants her mom to be proud of everything she's done in the store. I know. And she wants praise for the store. And she wants her mom to be proud of everything she's done in the store. I'm gonna stand with her mom on that. I didn't realize they were talking about the store. I thought that meant her career was like a celebrity. They were talking about the store.

Oh, the store. Okay. I didn't get that. I totally forgot cause the store's closed. And the Sutton Green Line, which was really reminding me of like what was it foul and unlimited when she starts that um, what's the green initiative? she does The oh she uses her mom's maiden name. What is it with the? Actually didn't even watch the first season it's the first season. She starts like her green initiative,

Fallon, Claudia. Carrington. Green, and then eventually, I don't wanna spoil it. You can, I'm not watching it. Eventually, CA acquires it. Morrell green energy corn. Yeah, like she just, her wanting praise, I'm sorry, like, the thing is it feels so weird to comment

on someone's relationship with their mom. Like it's so inappropriate. Who the fuck am I? You put it on TV. So like, I thought she was just being really unfair and mean to her mom. Yeah, and especially to do it on TV is like really odd to me.

And then in conjunction with just like the story of her dad and everything her dad did was amazing. Amazing, amazing. And my mom sucks. She gave us fish sticks. Like it's called dinner. Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah.

I mean, clearly she admits like this, she's something she struggles with. Like it's. Yeah. Maybe she should struggle with it privately. I agree. But yeah. So that's the toast you guys.

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