The Toast - She Doesn't Even Know: Tuesday, September 9th, 2025

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Cloud and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The Fast Five Things You Need to Know. We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the Toast. It's the Toast. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. It's Big Day. If you're a of the DTQ, it's a big day if you're a big woman. And I am. Oh, speaking of, I weighed myself this morning. Sorry, not to just like start on such a negative note. Hey, Jax, how you turned? Hey, Turtle. You did weigh yourself this morning. You called me and I actually am thinking about weighing myself now. Like, oh, wow. I'm just curious, this whole pregnancy, especially because I feel like I, I, I packed down a lot fast. And I was like, I don't want to know. Every doctor's appointment, I'm like, I don't want to know. I've just chugged my simple modern 40-ounce tumbler, like, and you're weighing me, I don't want to know.

But now, like, I'm curious. You know, I feel like now the number that I think it's going to be, like, super high. Like, it's a point of pride almost. So, like, I have to say, as an outsider, you know, complete third party with no particular interest in the matter, I think you look very good. I think you'll be surprised that you don't, like, look so crazy. I think I'm going to weigh myself tomorrow morning because I like to know the stats. So I've got to include it in my lifelong note on my phone of my weight throughout the years.

I weighed myself. like before the summer, you know, it was like two months after, no, like five weeks after baby. And I was really pleasantly, like not terribly unhappy. I mean, I wasn't thrilled, but it was fine. And then I just lived it up. Lived it up and I gained 13 pounds over the summer. So seriously, don't fucking talk to me. I didn't want to make you feel worse, but you know what else I was thinking? What? Like we've been home for two weeks, both being extremely slender. And you've probably- I definitely gained more. Yeah, you've probably lost weight since you've been home, so you probably gained more.

The thing is, so I don't even know why I weighed myself, because, like, I'm really not going to do anything about it. Like, maybe I'll think twice before the second cookie, but, like, I'm really not going to do anything about it. So I just have this information in my hands, and I, and I kind of wish I didn't. Yeah, same. I don't know what, like, what to do for you, because... And you know what?

Like, I don't even want to talk about it. Well, first of all, I just want to say, I haven't, like, visibly, you look beautiful. I never said you were ugly. Like, you don't look any, like, different than, like, you did at the beginning of the summer. But it's just a tough time where, like, you can't take it extreme measures. Like, of course, you can't go on in GLP1 when you're breastfeeding as of this moment. You can't even, like, starve if you wanted to because, like, you are breastfeeding. And you don't want to.

And you can't. Like, literally, I've never been hungry in my life than when I was breastfeeding. It's fine. It's fine. You know, it is what it is. And it was what it was. And maybe it is going to be a BGF after all. Yeah.

And it will be what it's going. to be. I think you're doing great. This is going to be just like a blip on the radar screen of your life. Like it will all, it's so soon. It's actually going to be a blimp. It's so soon that you'll be like back doing your snatchy things. And you'll remember this time fondly. Don't get hung up on it. I know we easier send and done. It's fine. It's fine. Um, moving on. You've inspired me. You inspired me to take the plunge. I am an inspiration. Yeah. So I'll, let you you'll be getting a face time for me tomorrow um it's tuesday means there's deer toasters we actually we actually have something kind of major going on this week you mean tomorrow

like this week is major this week is major i agree if you're a member of the d tq yeah we have two days of deer toasters this week because we have a sponsored segment tomorrow yes somebody wanted to come in and sponsored deer toasters and I said, you know what? Put your money where your mouth is. We'll do too. One regular one sponsored. So stay tuned tomorrow to find out who the sponsors. It's actually a really good one.

Today's is just a regular old DTQ. And then tomorrow's is a little bit more thematic. The theme is mother-in-law. Double D-D. Double the fun. Double the D, double the fun. Double trouble, just like us. Toil and trouble. I'm wearing jeans today.

It's so crazy. And they, like, looked really cute. I posted a picture on my Instagram. You could check them out. But when I went to sit, they wouldn't stay buttoned. It wasn't so cute. They are open. Like, I don't know if you can see.

Maybe my leg is covering the fact that my jeans are open. If you can see, just, you know, eyes up here, okay? My eyes are here. I'm wearing a pair of $200 sweatpants. So, like, that's how far I fall in, you know? Who makes them? Les, uh, are there sweatpants, though? They're like, drawstring.

No, no, no, no. I have the silk ones, too. I'm in a place where, like, I'm just buying things that fit. You know, it's like the price is just is what it is. The price is right. Yeah. Every price is right. Right. No, the drawstring, like, pant, like wearing pants right now, like, not even, like, wide, like, they're just like pants. I can't explain it. Like, that's what's in. That's what really what I'm feeling. Like, when I get dressed in the morning, I'm like, what pants are we wearing today? Oh, a thousand percent. And I feel like there was a time in my life where, like, I really valued elasticity, like, elastic pants, which of course, I love an elastic waistband. But there's really something to be said about a drawstring. I don't know. I wore a drawstring yesterday. Maybe because of the way I had it placed because I had to wear it so high up, like it looked so funny.

these strings hanging out of my belly. Well, also like the art of the string, you know. They can't be too long. They can't be too short. You don't want to be in like a knot. You need a printed little bow. It's delicate, but we as women, we can figure it out. One point, like I would get dressed every morning.

I'd be like, okay, I'm wearing leggings and what? And these days it's like, okay, I'm wearing pants and what? And it's just like a ship that I've noticed that I welcome. I personally was inspired by Molly Mae. Like shopping maybe made me start dressing like that. But I see it's happening to women all over. speaking of women all over I did something crazy last night

oh god what'd you do what'd you do jissy Jackie what did you do jistletank Jackie I did something crazy last night you watched the real house eyes of Miami Jackie like I'm trying to quote us

I did something yeah crap I did something crazy cork Cork meth I said meth Meth Crazier What

I started season two of With Love Megan. Okay. And it pretty much started and stopped within like 30 minutes. No, 15 minutes. It was really dreadful. And I watched with Bed and I watched through the lens of like he thought he was just sitting down to like a pargy cooking show. And we actually watched Ina after.

We watched a lot of cooking shows. So I thought Ben actually might enjoy it. But like she didn't cook. She like invited people over and she already had onion tarts made. And she didn't show us how to make them. And she had over like really legit people like the starters of Momofuku and Milk Bar. They're like, I think they're married.

and she made them a little gift and so she handed them the box and then the show paused she was like let me show you how I made these gifts and so it cuts like a pre-made package of her like dyeing silk scarves dying them yeah and she was like let me show you how I do it

it's so easy and then she showed us and she was like this is my first time ever doing this why don't I do it more I'm like but you're giving a tutorial how can you give a tutorial on something you've never done? Yeah it's tough that's like a tough feature of the show I actually had seen some people messaging me being like it looks like they took some of your feedback from last season because I just like wanted more I want more info like why do you like when do you cook why do you start to cook like just like more backstory and I thought maybe they included more of that but no like more Pinterest projects like on the fly like no you don't make scarves typically more on the fly Pinterest project that's exactly what it was don't make them for us and Jackie there was more Daniel

he was in the first episode the makeup artist and maybe he had a high Q score they obviously didn't ask me I didn't watch more than like maybe 10 minutes Ben was like genuinely horrified like he was like I watch it for fun and like there's like elements

of it it's the craziest stupidest most amazing show but like I watch it through my own lens Ben really watches it like Ben takes notes when he watches I know like she made this chicken cooked in butter yesterday Ben couldn't get over it. So he watches them really, like, critically and, like, a, I think he's an ideal viewer. Like, he's looking to learn.

He's looking to learn, but I can learn. Let me tell you, he was not learning anything from With Lamegant, unfortunately, and Farch. She makes a nice frittata. We didn't get to the frittata. She did fry an egg. And then Momofuku Man actually, like, fixed it for her because she did it wrong. He was like, you have to do this. And I think he put, like, a little water or something.

I don't know. Ooh. Oh, no, he put a plate on top. these are the tips that we come for Momofuku should have a show I bet he does yeah I bet he does

did Ben start his bread this morning of course not he had an appointment to get his Ben's life has been defined recently by this custom set of golf clubs that he's making so you know you buy golf clubs and you know they have

special sizes it's based on your height weight so like you get one for like a person who's six foot like it's all pretty general. It's like a shoe, you know? But I guess when you get to a level that's like you're really good at golf, you have custom made for like your exact hip range, elbow size, I don't fucking know. Does it like change based on your weight? Kind of. It's like a wedding dress. Like you go in from fittings. No, but like what if you gain or lose weight? And that's just a lot of present. And let me tell you, Ben is gaining and losing weight. Like, yeah, no, he's, he fluctuates.

Yeah. He's a little girly like that actually the way Ben fluctuates. So he went for like his custom fitting this morning because I heard you talking to him on the phone last night. telling him exactly what to do, wake up, do the fold and stretch, whatever. Let me tell you. He called me at 5 o'clock last night saying, I'm about to start my loaf. I was like, what are you going to wake up in the middle of the night and do stretch and folds? Like you can't start.

Like, it's a 12-hour process. You just start in the morning. Yeah, you should, or like, yeah, somewhat time when you're going to be up 12 hours later, like not in the evening. So we made a whole plan for him to start like at 7.30 or 8 whenever he gets up and starts his day. He woke up and went right to try back and I get fitted for his golf clubs. Like he's another fitting.

He's literally getting married. So he said golf over loaf. Correct. He said flog over full. But when is he going to start his loaf tomorrow? Jackie, I don't know. Like I'll tell you he's not serious about it. I'm telling you.

I know. I think he liked the idea of like having a starter, you know? And then beyond that, I don't know if he thought past that. Well, just wait until he makes like a pargy loaf of bread because that feeling is addicting. But I do worry that that feeling won't come for a while because it's a lot of trial and error. But I actually think he's going to have success with it. I think going with chat cheap tea, like, accompanying you is a great idea.

I would recommend it to all sourdough swirlies. I actually changed my cook times based on chat ch pt. And it worked? Yeah. Because I was feeling like it's not perfect every time. It's great. It's delicious, but like it's not perfect. Like, not something I would, like, sell in a store.

Right. And we're always looking for storeworthy bread. Yeah. Yeah. So what else can I tell you? What else can you tell me, Tarty? I watched the meal house I was in Miami last night, but I just, I couldn't, I couldn't stay focused. I lost focus.

So I called it a night. That's okay. Yeah, I have a busy day today, so I was like, let's get some Zs. Trying to think, like, what else do I want to tell my sister Jax? I don't even know. We like, we did something kind of bad today, me and you. We FaceTime this morning. we faced time before the show

because I wanted to tell Jackie that I waited myself and I feel like I compromised the quality of the show. No, I don't think you did because like we just had a conversation that one we've also had on the show before and two that we wouldn't be having on the show today which is like can you go on Ozambic while you're best feeding? And like you know how I feel. It's not my favorite idea.

I feel like the show we were going to have before the FaceTime and the show we're going to have now after the FaceTime are two different shows. It's sliding doors. You know what it's giving? It's giving like back in the day toast of like we just have to jump into the stories because we know too much about each other.

We're up each other. No, we're so familiar. It's disgusting. Yeah. So, like, that's why we have to talk about the stories because we haven't to talk about. Well, what do we do have to your toasters. So that's good. We have a long show today.

The stories are, are interesting. What's the leading one? Olivia Jade and, like, Jacob Allerty. Oh, you're saying that the leading story is Trini was right. You were right about Glenn Powell, not dating Olivia Jade. But, like, when Olivia and Jacob broke up, you never said, no, they're still together. No, I didn't say that, but I didn't not say it, you know?

You did leave it open, like, to them being together, but we did, like, take the opportunity to take a big, like, duty on him and, like, be excited for how well she's going to do after this. So now we kind of have to, like, go back to the place of, like, shipping them, which I've still moved on from. I'm at the place in my Olivia Jade Stanhood, but, like, whatever Olivia wants, Olivia gets, and, like, I support, you know, I'm trusting my faith. Trusting your, I completely agree.

Trusting my fave. I did want to tell you something I saw on TikTok because I know you didn't see it. So there is an Instagram a TikTok account called like The Toast Fan whatever they like posts like really cute Part G clips of us. Yeah, she hasn't been as active as I had wanted recently

But like I know her she's actually She started like the morning She was the morning breathers Instagram girl Her name is Sophie. Do you know her? She's like an OGO fan She's like always clipping us like helping us go viral Can't appreciate her enough

She made a video on the page talking to a camera, I was like, oh my God, what's going on myself? Like, what's going on? She actually is going to be on this season of Survivor. She wanted to tell everyone like Toasters who love Survivor. Tune in because, yeah, your girl's on the season. I feel like maybe she won or something. I don't know why I just like have a feeling. Is it, she already filmed it? Yeah, I think that's how Survivor works, right? Who knows? Actually, I'm not sure. Um, well, if you're a to toaster. Someone might know, but not us. If you're a surviving Toaster, make sure to root for Sophie. Yeah. Also, message to all toasters. Like, go on

reality shows so we can root for you like we love Jackie message for all toasters go on reality shows so you can wear our merch like see I mean so you can like quote us yeah we love like watching shows with toasters in them it makes it so much more fun speaking of quoting us we have the craziest dear toasters today that directly involves us there's like a girl writing in about like is it a love you a situation a love you situation you know a lot of people like have gotten into a pickle and new relationships because they like sign off everything love you bye and then, like, we've gotten deer toasters.

We've gotten deer toasters about that where, like, they prematurely say, I love you. But they didn't say, I love you. They said, love you, bye. Right. They're, like, larping as us. No, that's not the situation. This one's actually crazier. And that's just a little tease for what's doing to come in the DTQ.

We're doing a lot of teasing, but not a lot of substance. Okay, so we're like every other podcast out there. Sue us. No, this is what we should be doing. We're going to have record numbers. Have you heard about this thing called, like, podcast farming? No. I read an article about it.

And I guess it's true. When you swipe through social media, TikTok or Instagram, like you see a million like podcast clips, right? It's like a man with a microphone talking to a camera. All the time. That's my whole feed. So apparently like 90% of those clips. And a woman.

Yeah, of course. And woman. Apparently like 90% of those clips are not from real podcasts. It's called like podcast farming. And it's a way of like generating content because podcast clips perform really well. But like they don't want to host whole podcasts. So they just, like, get in the studio and, like, make some clips. I love that.

It's like, with us, what came first? The podcast or the clips. It's the podcast. But for most people, it's like, what came first? The clips. Yeah, but there's no podcast to back it up, you're saying? There's no associated episode. I kind of love that because I enjoy the clips.

I really, I can't remember, like, a time when a clip compelled me to listen to a podcast I had previously never heard of. Mm-hmm. And sometimes people's clips are better than their show, you know, because it's like a highlight real. Yeah. Not us, though. No, I would say with us, like, our clips barely scratch a surface of the substance that's being churned out here.

It's true. Like, you can have a taste, but if you want the whole treat, like, it's the show. And people who watch, I know some people just keep up with us through reels and they're enjoying their life too. And I'm happy for them, but they don't even know they're missing the good stuff. Whereas for other shows, like, that's the good stuff. What's it from? What's it from? It's a song.

Yeah, it's like a song in a movie that, like, like, a band is playing. Euro trip, something like that. She doesn't, is it Scotty doesn't know? I don't think so. Someone will comment it. Oh, it's like bothering me right now. She's Lucy Wyman. Claudia, I was thinking about Lucy Wyman this morning.

I started picking up my sweater. I'm like, oh, my God, I felt so good. Oh, really? She's Lucy Wyman now. I feel like Satchel would know if I asked her. No, I feel like Ben would know. I feel like it's a boy thing. Now, maybe Olivia.

Why don't you voice note the whole family? And whoever comes back first will win her. prize what's the prize our love with love Megan

with love Megan guys what movie is this from she doesn't even know okay sent thank you

I think that's good you can also ask chat GPT do you think chat would know We should start asking. You can also talk to chat like voice memo, I think. Hi, I'm trying to remember what movie this line is from.

Wait, am I talking? Yep, I can hear you just fine. If you want to tell me the line, go ahead and I'll do my best to help you figure out which movie it's from. She doesn't even know. I think it's like a part of a song or something from a movie. Let me know. Thanks. that line is pretty iconic it's from the movie mean girls

there's a whole scene where they do that song at the talent show and one of the lines is exactly that she doesn't even go here no she's wrong you got it wrong you got it wrong and you're stupid go back to school I felt for sure they were going to have gotten it that'd be so crazy oh my god I can't think they were wrong like chat has been slipping I know you know I actually read something that chats data like what they're working with

it's only from 2012 and then I asked chat because we were on Long Island and I wanted to go to a container store I'm like can you give me a container store between here and my house like that's on the way I don't want to get out of the way

and they gave me a store that closed like six years ago so I actually feel like that person who told me that and they say that the most up to date chat the up to date AI is GROC like they use data from 2024 Ask GROC I actually wouldn't even know how to use GROC I know where you go

tweet at it Is it an app? Oh because that's so embarrassing saying if you have to like tweet all your AI. Morning Toast account. No, I won't. And does Grog? I'll just wait for Margo and Olivia.

I feel like does Grogh answer every tweet that's directed at him? I feel like only the like most popular ones get answered. Don't you feel? I actually don't even know what Grock is if I'm being honest. Like I know it's AI that Twitter makes, but like it's an account or it's a service that you paid for. It's a separate app. So it's a, it's just like chat GBT, but it's integrated with X because it's made by

Elon. So like you can just like tweet at Grock your question. questions and also then like then it's all public like my chat history but people use it to flex they're like someone says something wrong they're like at crock what's the backstory here i will never give up on chat because if you ask chat what the most popular pop culture podcast is like chat does say us really let me go yeah i'm what do you think i'm lying i don't know i just feel like some days they might say us some days they might not like and some days i correct chat because I'm like, they called us the morning toast

because they're using old data. And I said, chat, that's wrong. Okay. What's the most popular pop culture podcast? Fingers crossed. I think they also threw the New York Times one in there, like the pop. Pop, they have one called like,

it's supposed to by two men. Okay. Like they gave me five and never heard of one of them and we're not there. Okay, then obviously chat doesn't know you like chat knows me. Or maybe chat knows that he's talking to me. Do I'm going to pull the current top bring pop culture podcast for this week yeah like no what else i want you to pull piece of duty out of

your butt oh no maybe chappie slip in oh i'm telling you chapby slipin you're useless were we in there they didn't even they just like sent me links to apple charts like i'm sorry oh oh yeah i can do that myself i could do that myself these will show you the current number one pop culture but like pop culture isn't a category so maybe that's why chat is struggling like i don't know what is the most popular pop culture podcast out there but pop culture isn't a category that's like a miss i guess that would be like society and culture pop culture should we move categories nah why would they put new heights that's not that's a sports podcast claudia new heights can call her daddy okay i take it back everything good i said about chat

like they fell in their head look look Literally. Toast erasure. Toaster. Maybe they have caught up. Okay. Now, let's get in to the fast five stories you need to know because this is the number one pop culture podcast no matter what Chad decides to tell you today.

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and weeks after it was reported that they split. So she supported Jacob at the TIF, Toronto International Film, festival premiere of his new horror film Frankenstein where she attempted to go incognito per video captured by people he posed solo for photographers on the red carpet before meeting her and ushering up the stairs to the princess of Wales theater yeah so obsessed you know I loved these two together we're so back we're so back they actually I feel like had broken up once before like they were first spotted together and dated like briefly then they were broken up and I think everybody thought they were broken up but then they just had been together this whole time

And so this is like what they do. You know, I'm not worried. That's my girl. He's so lucky to be in her orbit. Like, I hope he treats her like the queen that she is. And I know that they broke up because like she was over him because she thought it was like boring. Or she was like, I want to be engaged and like if it doesn't happen. You know, you're getting to that point.

Oh, that's interesting. But I feel like she does it. I feel like she's calling the shots here. Yeah. So a breakup, like this could either be like, you know, close to the end breaking up or sometimes like a breakup makes you stronger. you know because it's like you're getting you're getting serious because also like you have to break up with someone because they didn't do the things that you want but if you get back together it means that they did them so like maybe she's concealing a ring or whatever she wants

maybe although I don't find just like as like Olivia Jade fan and I like watch her YouTube I don't find that like that's what she wants although like I don't know you know yeah well she's 25 so yeah it's young but like she might be like thinking about it soon and it's young but if she where to get engaged you'd be at like a perfectly normal time yeah i think i got engaged at 25 married at 26 normal yeah i felt like that when i was doing it it felt like a little like late oh now in hindsight i don't know if times have changed so much in the last few years but like in hindsight i'm like oh that's super young it's also cultural you know like what how you grew up obviously coming from a modern modern orthodox community yeah 25 can feel a little a little late um

Not all of us can get engaged at 21. Yeah. So, yeah, I hear you. Yeah. And again, I really just like see her akin to like Sophia Ritchie. Yeah. Who locked it down. Big time.

And I feel like that's what she might want. You know, she comes from like a loving, stable relationship. Home. Yeah. And like, yeah, this is a time in your life when you start to think about those things. So I feel like. One thousand percent. I feel like it was like this breakup has made them more serious in my like fan fiction in my head.

she looked angelic in that white gown like truly an angel waiting for him at the end of the red carpet she almost got away with like people not knowing she was there there was one sneaky little video that they caught and then he like helped her with her train yeah as he should and I love when like it's obviously his big night

him and his silly little movie right but it's all about Frankenstein like yeah like okay yeah even though he gives such Frankenstein energy if you would have asked me like we're making him I didn't even know they were making a new Frankenstein but if you would have said we're making a modern Frankenstein

who would you cast obviously him he's so big we cast him in everything too that's so true and don't forget about Worthering Heights

I haven't actually I meant to tell you I watched the trailer and I thought you did a great job of describing it it was extremely like erotic in a tactile sort of way

yeah and like with a lot of innuendo yeah not a lot of actual skin and then I saw theory on TikTok that I'm now like taking as my own like I believe I agree with this girl like she figured it out because the poster says Wuthering Heights in quotation marks right right and if you watch a trailer it actually looks like

they're in two different time periods yes they're both like old timey periods but one looks to be like the 1800s and one appears to be like the 1900s or whatever okay um and so with the quotation marks somebody thinks that like somebody in the 1900s is like reading the book and like inserting herself in it because like margot I don't know actually I'm not doing a good job of explaining the girl's take. I saw someone set out to do a take of why it was in quotes and I scrolled on right by. Well, people are trying to figure out why is it in quotes? I don't know.

It could have just been like a rights thing like in order to get the movie. Like the title might be copyrighted or something. Maybe. That's like not a thing. Or like maybe in old post like because the poster is like old timey. It also looks like vampiry. It does. It looks kind of Frankenstein.

Yeah, it does. Like it's not really like, I don't. romantic you know withering heights blood suckers right withering yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so I thought maybe it's like an old style of doing movie posters as to have it in quotes like something just like really like surface level like not that deep not so deep I guess we'll find out yeah we will find out and I hope that that movie is big for him so that like he can afford the ring that she deserves and the life that she deserves yeah and so I think I will go and see it just to support her.

Jacob Alert is going to have to work hard because Olivia Jade grew up low-key very well. She also is successful in her own right. So I think like when she wants something nice, she just like gets it for herself. And so his little Frankenstein like independent films at the Toronto Film Festival, like it's not going to work. We're going to need a big budget production. Get back to work on Euphoria. Maybe she was there celebrating saying, sweetie, this is your last independent film. Yes.

Like love the indie life for you. but it's not going to cut it, you know. We're going back to Hollywood. Right. We're going back to the studio. Yeah, blockbuster season, babe. Yeah. And I know this is going to sound crazy

because he's like so famous, but what really has Jacob Allorty done? Besides, Euphoria is huge, right? But it's like a TV show and it's never coming back. And of course there was the kissing booth. But like, why is Jacob Allorty, what is he the leading actor? What is he in?

Well, he was in that Elvis. movie that nobody saw. Priscilla. Yeah. It was really kissing booth. Like you can't understand how huge that was. Nobody watched it more times than me.

I loved that movie. That like catapulted him to be like a heartthrob, a teenage heartthrob in a time where there was a dearth. Yeah. And then like Noah Centennial was that another one, but he then took himself out of the game. He didn't take it so seriously. Like Jacob is trying.

And I guess Euphoria is really big though. I don't watch it. But it was just like he was kind of like the heartthrob star we needed at a time when we didn't have one. It's salt burn. Saltburn was huge. Salt burn. Salt burn was huge.

Yeah, the kissing booth. That's what comes up first on his IMDB, then euphoria. He needs to start, like, talking to Tom Cruise and, like, getting in some real movies. Yeah, and I always just say, like, we're talking about, like, him getting cast and stuff and, like, all the hype, but it's, like, the pre-production. And it's, like, where's the film? Well, that's, like, why Wuthering Heights is a big deal. We talked about the casting, we got the trailer, it's coming out. And I think Margot Robbie, like, doesn't miss.

so I just want to say I know you guys are anything I'm crazy like I just don't feel like he's that successful no I don't but I think he could have a big future I feel like we've just been saying that for quite some time and it's like the future is now yeah I agree I agree that's just my hot take of the day are you like Olivia Jade is more successful than him sorry well it depends how you quantify success correct are you ready for our next story mm-hmm a little more cold play couple news because the husband of the woman who was caught on camera is speaking out amid his divorce from her a few months after the video that shocked the world. So Kristen Cabot, who's the woman in the video with the CEO of Astronomer, news of her

filing for divorce from her husband recently made headlines weeks after she was caught on a so-called kiss cam with her then boss, I guess he was. But a spokesperson for Andrew, her ex-exam, her husband told people magazine that they were privately and amicably separated several weeks before the Coldplay concert their decision to divorce was already underway prior to that evening now that the divorce filing is public andrew hopes this provides respectful closure to speculation and allows his family to the privacy they've always valued no further public comment will be named so when I heard this I was like okay so that makes her participation in this like less bad but still bad because the other guy was married yeah because she's like have with a married man correct however I could also

see a world in which like even though she cheated on her husband the fallout from this like public scandal was so bad and so hard on her even though like he's the injured party here he is saying this just so people like lay off to help her because it's like the mother of your children and like you were married her for a while so yeah she like you know ruined your life but what what what happened to her in return was so much worse than any punishment he could and like he ends up winning um so i could feel like maybe he's lying let me flip it on his head for one second say what he's saying is true they were separate she's single he might have even been dating say like that that happens and this all happened

and everyone's coming down on her and agreed like I'm not going to take away from the fact that she chose to be with a married man even if she's single but in that moment when the whole world was against her and he could have kind of like cleared her name and been like no we're not we're separated we're getting divorced he didn't and now when the dust is settled like because the divorce papers are out we now know that they were getting divorced and it's so like now he's coming forward when it's like too little too late. Not saying I'm right or you're wrong, but like it could have gone that way too. It could have. Although I don't know that like her falling into this relationship with a married man making a mess of her life is his fucking problem. Honestly. Not at all because the choice to

like take your newfound singleness and break up someone else's family like is a bad choice. But she was being accused of two crimes. One that she actually hadn't committed and the person who could have been evaporated her. And he could have cleared it. But I am of the mind. It's like, seriously not his problem. Well, yes. Like you got yourself into this mess. I'm not your husband anymore. You can get yourself out.

Yeah. No, no, no. I agree with that. But to then say something now, you get fleas. But it's like to say something now is useless. I'd rather almost like him not because he looks like he's coming.

Interesting. He thinks he's like, if this is the case, by the way, in this scenario, he thinks he's like, oh, coming to clear her name. And it's like, if you wanted to help, the time was a few months ago. Right. Because I never forgot about these people big time.

Yeah. And now he's, like, doing his little interview. Right. Having his moment in the sun. Making it about Andrew. Right, right. It does beg the question. I guess, like, they still hid from the camera because he was married and because they

were co-workers. It was, like, multiple levels to why they would hide. And I guess her being technically separated, like, makes her, like, a little bit better. But, sorry, she's still a lot, like. She's still sleeping with a married man, which is bad if you're single, married, divorce, separated, don't do it. Right, right. And it begs the question, like, okay, maybe she was divorced or separated at the moment

of the video, but like they could have been, they looked very intimate like they had been together for a while. Like, maybe the affair stemmed her divorce. Perhaps, but he's kind of saying here that it didn't, that it's all above board. He didn't say outright, just saying. I'm just, I should just say. Yeah, no, I feel like he, like, he's like coming in like the night and shine armor. too little too late

it's just a little too late because the damage is done from this yeah although it wasn't his mess to clean up so I stand with Andrew no and I do feel like the man as he should Andy Byron like got the yeah I don't even think she lost her job

he had to step down but she didn't he got most of the heat right and I do think it's because like the way it went down like he was clearly cheating on his wife who had no idea. You know, she took him out of the, she changed her name. And like we're seeing that on his end, like, oh, my God. And on her end, it always people were like, oh, they're kind of separated.

Like, yeah, it's not, you know, so he took the brunt. It's crazy that he has a spokesperson because he has just regular people. Well, I think I remember when it all went down, they were saying, like, her ex, her husband came from, like, a very wealthy family in Boston. Movie time. Yeah. Who's going to make a recasting? Gwyneth is obviously the lady. Gwyneth is obviously Kristen.

And then the connection to cold play. Oh, well, she maybe is a little too close to it because I remember Ashonimer hired her. Yeah. Let me look at her. Who could it be? Him is giving like, who was the guy from the founder?

Is that Michael Fastbender? No. Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton. Yeah. Totally. He's the CEO. That's really good.

And like Laura Lane, the mom from Nanny Diaries. So cute. So cute. Such a good movie. But they'll have to wait to see how it plays out. Though they never do. Yeah, of course. They never do.

They make these movies like so premature. Too quick. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of the movies. And the talkies. Speaking of someone we've been talking about this week, which is now like putting more things into context, Glenn Powell's on the cover of GQ.

So Glenn Powell's making news this week. He's decided he wants to be in the press. Be famous. Yeah. movie coming out. I think that also might be why he was like out and about with the Giannuli Girlies. He's on the cover of GQ looking extremely weird.

Did you see the picture? Because he's wearing the big legs. He's wearing leggings that are like fake big legs. And then inside the magazine he's like wearing more like fake muscle stuff. And he's promoting Chad Powers. Is that correct? Is he? Which I think is like this Hulu thing.

where he's like playing like a big southern man like I think it's a play on on that I think got it because I was reading some of this article and it's all about like how his brand of masculinity fits into Hollywood and I guess you know for a little while in his early days like there wasn't really a place for Glenn in the initial. Oh the poor is handsome striking funny man what is Glenn's brand of masculinity? So you know what he actually cited some good references because he said when he was like starting out, it was very much like the Twilight era. Like people were looking for like Robert Pattinson,

like moody, romantic. Moody brooding type of male leads. That's not him. He said he felt very encouraged when Chris Pratt has had success in Guardians of the Galaxy because it's like this like macho, macho funny guy. Yeah.

And that really is what Glenn is. He's a combination of like brawn and chuckle. I didn't realize that like sometimes nobody wants. that? Right. Sure. Trends change. No, and, like, you have to think Gen Z, like, what their type is.

They look, like, very, like, skinny, um, intellectual sort of leads, not, like, we grew up, like, big buff all-American men. Yeah. They, like, Tim Lee Shalameh, Barry Keogh. Right, right, right, right. Like, kind of, like. Rat boy, they call it. Yes, and, like, in another world, like, someone could say ugly.

I wouldn't, but somebody could. No, Timothy's not ugly. He's beautiful. I thought you were going to say Beautiful is a good word. I thought you were going to say girly. Oh yeah, abyssal feminine, yeah. But just like

not how I grew up like the most conventionally handsome. Jeremy Allen. Yeah, like from certain angles like a little ugly. Yeah, and or girly. Yes, they love a girly man these young gals. Yeah, so I think for Glenn's self he was like, where do I fit into this equation?

Right. And then he really, you know, changed and he found his niche within Hollywood which again must have been hard for like an incredibly attractive tall funny successful charming guy like it's always them that are left behind um so yeah check it out GQ I will yeah that's like two goofy GQ covers in a row because last one was Travis Kelsey I was thinking the same thing like what is this? Unique creative direction it's giving like remember mad course it's giving mad like it's like parody well i think like gq is a publication for men and i think like men

these jays like as a gender like they don't there's no uniformity like i don't think they know what's like what's going on with with men so i think this is reflective of that do you know what i also think i guess if it's like a magazine like for men about men like they don't want to see like sexy men pictures. It's not like for women. Right, but like magazines inherently are girly. Like a magazine for men, like it's just weird. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Go off Glenn. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Four. Yeah. Really nice story actually because Scarlett Johansson is casting real Holocaust survivors for her movie Eleanor the Great. So Scarlett Johansson has made her directorial debut at the TIF Toronto International Film Festival.

It's called Eleanor the Great, and it is about a Holocaust survivor played by Mark Schoenwether. Girl, you don't know. June Squib? You're lying. June Squib is starring in a film. June Squib is starring in a film directed by Scarlet Johansson that features Holocaust Survivors.

And so June Squib plays like a survivor. So, yes, she will be playing the titular character of a Holocaust survivor who becomes friendly with a college student. That's the premise of the film. And then other Holocaust survivors were cast to like round out the cast. That's really sweet. Really sweet. She talks about how she went about like finding people who might want to participate,

like getting in with the community. She said like at the time there was like 250,000 survivors living. Of course, every year it's much less. So we were able to identify that it's a community. and was really helpful. They also reach out to the show, a foundation to find, like, survivors interested in acting.

Okay, like, one thing about Scarlett Johansson, I just fucking love that bitch. Like, she's such a queen. She's there when it counts. And I trust her. She's there when it counts. Like, she makes, like,

you know, there are a lot of Jews in Hollywood, some of them disappointing, some of them great. And, like, Scarlet's just, she's a good one. She's there when it counts. And I love her. She's not, like, always the loudest

and, like, every single time. But, like, when it counts, she does the right thing. And it doesn't hurt. that she's, like, so beautiful, you know? Like, that's just a bonus. And so with these Holocaust stories, I find, you know, more and more Hollywood

like to be, like, kind of disappointing in telling the stories of our people. So I actually trust Scarlett. I love that she's in the directorial seat. And I hope the film is an immense success. Yeah, and June Squibb. Your girl. Well, this just has the toast written all over it.

Yeah, it really does. You don't know June Squib? I didn't. And now I do. And now I'll know her even more. And do you find that ever since I, I, like, enlightened you and showed you June Scrib that she just

pops up everywhere? I noticed her more. It's definitely like the June Squib effect. It's kind of June's world. Yeah. And we're just living in it. It's true. I want to get to our fifth and final story, and I think you're ready, and I think you're going to be really excited about this news on a lot of

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Andrea Bowen, who plays Julie Meyer, and her husband, Josh Jokerman, who is also from Desperate Heddy. Eddie, the serial killer. The murderer. He tried to kill her. You tried to kill Lynette. Oh, and her, yeah. Yeah, he was her stalker. Are expecting their first baby together? Okay, so I recently, when I did my rewatch,

I found out that they were married. They got married very recently. Susan Meyer was in attendance, Terry Hatcher. And now they're expecting a baby. And it's kind of full circle because when he tried to kill Lynette, she was nine months pregnant. She actually gave birth while being held hostage. This is when the show got like a little nuts. she was actually giving birth in the living room of the abandoned house where he killed his mom

and she went over to check on him, didn't know he was a serial killer and then he was like, I'm the serial killer I was going to flee to Florida but now I have to hold you hostage because you know that I'm the killer and all the stress put her into early labor and he ends up delivering the baby before the police arrived.

Life imitates art, you know? When I saw that two Desperate Housewives actors were married, I had to Google him because I didn't recognize him because he looks like very like handsome and normal in this picture and then I saw it not like a He's not a resident of a serial lane.

He actually lives like a few blocks over in like a bad neighborhood. And he's not like a title character. No, no, no. So then I saw a friend of Lynette's kid. So then I saw like, he's Eddie. I'm like, well, who's Eddie? And then he has different hair. He's so different.

He like plays the villain. He was crazy looking. He plays a serial killer. And now they are happily married. And more than that, this article includes the fact that she has started a new Desperate Housewives rewatch podcast with Terry Hatcher. Yeah. So it seems like everybody around the cast.

fucking hates Terry Hatcher, except for the girl who played her daughter, which is a point in Terry's column. And I'm sure that, like, the relationship that Terry had with the other women, you know, competing and it was very different than the relationship she had with the young actress who played her daughter. They probably had just like a different relationship than you would have with a colleague who you're in competition with. Although if I'm Julie Meyer and I'm starting a rewatch podcast, obviously I want to have on

as many castmates as I can, I'm not choosing Terry Hatcher as my co-heller. Yeah, Marsha Cross isn't going on. Eva Longoria is not going on. I don't think Felicity Huffman's doing a lot of podcast interviews since leaving prison, but she's certainly not doing it now that Terry Hatcher is the co-host.

So I feel as though the podcast has an expiration date because they're not going to get many people to agree to come on. No, but it just, then it won't be about co-hosts. Like maybe they're taking a page out of the toast book.

Like you and I, we've got this. Like every episode will be Cargy. We don't need anyone. And they have plenty of episodes of Desperate Housewives to talk about. Plus, I'm telling you, Mark Cherry's not going on. Maybe Josh made friends on set

that he's going to bring in. Who's Josh? Zuckerman. Her husband, Eddie. Oh, he's a Jew? Oh, yeah, I guess he's a Jew. And she's not Bowen, I wouldn't say. But that's cool.

It's cool. Interfaith marriage. You love to see him. The article doesn't include anything about their religions. Is he wearing a Yamika? I don't see wedding photos. I'm just seeing sonogram. That's really cute.

Yeah. Oh, I would have to, I don't know where the wedding photos are. It's always crazy when people from a TV show. It's more so crazy. when they were like romantically linked on the show like emily van campen from revenge her and that guy are so married he's so hot like four feet tall it's crazy that like he held her hostage he didn't actually he tried to choke her while she was taking out the trash oh julie oh well it's just he held linette hostage got it no but then gave birth to her daughter lanet not julie no julie you're thinking

Julie, actually, Julie and Lynette were both held hostage in the grocery store. Remember when that woman, she holds up the grocery store with a gun because her husband owns a grocery store and she finds out he's having an affair. Damn. And you know who gets killed? You guys might now remember. Nora, Tom Scobo's ex-girlfriend who never told Tom that she got pregnant. And so Tom finds out they have this like eight-year-old daughter, Kayla. And she's like this nightmare bitch to Lynette.

Kayla Kayla Scavo Yeah And remember that TikTok? And her mom Nora like really wants to get back

with Tom Remember that TikTok? Of course I sent it to you right? Yeah some creator who ran into Tom Scobo

The actor who plays Tom Scobo When he just started filming he was like You are the worst Like ever And the actor Who plays Tom Scovo

Like he kind of knows that But he obviously feels this like Deep connection to Tom So he's like Oh come on

No he's not And like He really is There's so many I can't I actually cannot go on my Tom Scavo rant. No, no, you can't.

Let's bring it back to the happy couple. No, I just want to say. I'm not going to go on my Tom Scava rant, but like the pizza shop. The rewatch podcast. I look forward to hearing like Terry's take on it. I don't. Like maybe she'll have some tea.

Maybe they'll be making headlines. Felicity Huffman like doesn't do press. So we never hear from her. We hear a lot from Eva Longoria because she's always like promoting some and she's going on watch shop and live and Andy's always like is it going to go back? And I just know, aside from like the Terry Hatchet drama, like they had the best time on that show.

Yeah, it was a moment in time. It was lightning in a bottle. It was. And Eva Longoria said like literally best job ever. However, like everything that has like happened since, like they've just ruined the show. Of course. Like Marsha Cross's social media footprint.

She's so crazy. She's so crazy. Don't bring it back. Just. Appreciate it for what it was at the time that we had. had it. It was literally a movie, and I don't mean that, like, in a movie sense. I understand. Okay, are you ready for dear toasters? I'm going to start with the one that I teased, okay? We'd have to find it. Okay. I bolded it. Where did it go?

Sometimes when I bold things, I accidentally deleted. Hold on. Classic. that's okay oh found it okay all right welcome to dear toasters our weekly advice segment this week it's going to be biweekly actually no biweekly means every other week but you know what twice a week but you know what we're scared everybody but biweekly should mean twice a week i just want to say that you agree yeah and what's the word for biweekly for twice a week yeah twice a week sucks um it's not a word it's a phrase our weekly advice segment where jacky and i try to help toasters in need if you are ever going through something with a friend uh romantic partner a health issue, we literally, like, there's no quandary we won't take.

Email us, dear toasters at e-mail.com, or just head over to our website, thetoastpodcast. There's a little submission box when you scroll down. It says, dear toasters, both of them are totally anonymous. Okay, this one directly involves us. We are the injured party. Ooh, I'm mad. Hey, Jackson, Turdy. I have kind of a meta issue.

A girl I work with at work is constantly telling stories, sharing takes with our coworkers, that is just literally verbatim what you say on the podcast. She says it like it's an original thought though or a personal experience to her. I've mentioned that I also listened to The Toast thinking she would say something like, I heard this on a Gargi podcast when sharing an anecdote, but no, she just shares stories that you girls tell

like it's her own. Do I call her out? People think she's so hilarious and has the best takes, but it's so freaky to me that she acts like these things are coming from her brain. I hope she hears this, dear Toasters, sincerely a corporate toaster. Aco taco, but you're saying we're hilarious and have the best takes?

I know. And the one hand, I'm, like, mad because I want everyone to know, like, no, this was my joke, my story. I took my pants off of physical therapy. But on the other hand, like, the fact that we're empowering young women to just, like, stand out at work.

I don't feel, like, injured by this. Like, I want people to, like, take something from this show and let it enrich their lives. I feel bad for the girl who's, like, has, like, knows that this girl is, like, she knows too much. She knows that this girl is lying. Like, there's obviously, like, a little bit of a fraudster.

Because you could also, like, say things and there's a way to caveat like oh i heard like an interesting story and say like i heard on the toast or whatever and you'll still get the points for having known it um but you are just like being more honest so i'm just like frustrated for this girl because that must be like really annoying to know that like this girl is getting undue credit um but like you could also do the same thing she could do the same thing she's lucy why i'm in now Yeah, she's the C-Wineman now. Or like, you could do the same thing, but like, I don't know.

Obviously, the girl who's stealing from us, like, is fucking crazy. So at least you have a leg up on everybody else because everybody's like, oh, Sarah if I'm accounting is so funny and cool and you know she's actually a sociopath. So that's cool for you. Just let it go. You know, I think people, like, really look too much. And this might be a hot take. People, like, look too much into their work relationships.

Like even like the best girl you know from work Like she's still your co-worker Like So just like leave this at the office Go home and talk to your real friends about it Yeah or you could like call her out And be like oh that's like that happened to call her Yeah I heard that too

But you also might wind up like looking like small And like everyone was enjoying the moment And you just ruined it So I see this happen like not to make everything about myself But he's when he farted He's like convulsome Oh my God is he okay I think he's okay

He's just wake him up He's an active sleep Jackie, his eyes are like rolling behind his head. They're lying. Brutto? I swear. Brudo. How does he look?

He's fine. He's fine, okay. Oh my gosh. But Jackie, he was like this. He's an active sleeper. That was really funny. That was a lot and I feel like if I didn't address it, people would be like what? He was having a bad dream, my baby.

Maybe he was dreaming of being pulled away from his auntie. It's true. Now, not to make this deer toaster just about myself, but I do see this happen a lot on TikTok when like there's a big, like a pop culture thing and somebody will make like a TikTok. It's like a take. And it's like literally exactly what we said on the toast. And then I go and like I see that they follow us in the toast. And so on the one hand, I'm like grateful for the support. But on the other, it's like you just stole my, my joke or my tape. Because they're like stealing our share of voice, which is the internet. Yeah. Like you want to steal the water cooler.

You could have it. Fine by me. And like we're here to serve. Like I want to like bring value to your life. And we do say like we want like we do this show so you can have like interesting takes if you want to take them to the cocktail party. Yeah. We kind of told the girl to do this. Now saying like a story that happened to me that happened to you. Like that's like another level of like crazy. But you know what? Like I don't give a fuck. As long as you're subscribing.

Totally. That's all I care about. And like if you're maybe using all of them just like also be a Patreon. Yeah. You do have to pay to steal. Stop the steal by the way. You do have to pay. Honestly, if this girl's not a Patreon member, then I have an issue.

Let us know if she's a Patreon member. She probably is to get more stories because that's also where we share like the personal stories. You are paying for that. privilege. Yeah, I agree. What you're not going to find me doing is caring. Okay. Hi, Swirlies. Love you gals. Let's get to it.

My boyfriend and I are both 23. We've been together for over a year. I recently got dinner with some friends and they're in relationships too and they talked about how they often send nudes to their partners to spice up their love lives. I've never sent one to my boyfriend because we see each other like two to three times a week and call me crazy, but I feel like he sees it in person enough. And I don't really need a digital footprint like that. But am I approved? What's your opinion on nudes? Is it more common for people to send them than I think this also got me thinking do you guys think

do you think guys ever delete the nudes that they've received in the past do they all just have nudes like a hall of fame would love to hear your take on this i guess we never like shared our stance on nudes like well i think in order to have a stance you have to have sent them and i haven't well that would be your stance that you've never sent a nude which i wonder like what percentage of people nowadays of young people have never sent to answer your question she said Is it more common than I think, I think pretty much everyone does. Send nudes. Yeah.

And my take on it is that, like, I can see a world in which you regret sending a nude, but I don't see a world in which you regret not sending one. And for me, that's how I've made the decision to not do it. Yeah, it's not something that I've ever, like, strongly considered or felt compelled to do. To do. I don't want to, like, break the internet when I shared this, but I've never sent a nude, which is probably really shocking. but like I understand like people who do

I don't think men delete them why would they like literally what why would they delete them like and it's just unfair because like yeah men and women both send it but like mostly guys just like send it up their penis and like it's not attached to you right but girls you know we're artists we're proud of our bodies

especially boobs like they're close to your face so it's like usually a recognizable photo which makes it you know linked to you forever and so I think it's a bigger deal so if you're on the face about it, I say no. If you're on the fence about it, I say no as well. Like if something is holding you back from doing it, like just listen to your gut. But if you're doing it, like, great, everybody does it. And that's how young people communicate nowadays. And yeah, men say them,

but like, I'm going to go further. And maybe it's just because I'm a mom, but I'm going to say something. And I'm, I don't judge anybody who sends nudes. But like, a guy who's asking you for a nude, like, he doesn't love you. Yeah. That might be like one of my hudder takes. What about, what if it's like your husband? Maybe he's off. Well, you could tell your husband to fuck all the way off. Like, that's a good thing about being married. Like, maybe you have love and you have trust and he's off like working on an oil rig. And he needs a little something from his lady love. Even with somebody who's totally trustworthy and totally safe, like phones are not, right? Like people get hacked all the time. Like on a small scale, like it's, it's about the

trust of the person, but it's also the trust of the technology. Phones are not. Which I don't have a lot it yeah i don't i just i don't really ever see a good reason i'm sorry i don't and i don't think that we should be sending them i am in agreement that's how i live my life um and yeah i think what if he's in the military well thank you for your service and we can have sex when you get home like but it's like months out of time and he's missing his darling okay well you know they didn't have cell phones in vietnam but they said Who knows men. Who knows what was in there?

Yeah, like a little sexy Polaroid. But it was definitely like a cute picture of your face. Like everyone would have a picture of like their sweetheart, you know? Yeah. And like they weren't nudes, but they would like send a picture like the little cleavage and it would be like crazy. They would hide it in their bunker. Yeah. Like we need to turn back the clock on that.

We've gotten too far. No, like our holes are all over the internet now. It's crazy. Yeah. So and I do think like men keep them because seriously like why would they delete them? Like they have like free news. By the way, here's a good example. Like this is such a random example.

but like Raquel, Tom, and Ariana, right? Ariana, no, sorry, Raquel and Tom were exchanging Nudes, photos. And they trusted one another. And Tom, those photos got leaked. She ended up, like, suing Ariana. And it wasn't because of Tom. Yeah.

Now, obviously, she was having a relationship with a man in a relationship. So that's, but even in a situation where, like, the person, the photos get out, not through the fault of the person you sent them to. Yeah. Plus, not to mention, like, hacking, not, you know, phone transfers, sharing a cloud with your family. It's just a nightmare. The fact that this girl is on the fence about it, I say absolutely not.

But to the girls listening who maybe do send it, I would recommend actually not. Honestly, sorry, like not to be a grandma over here. Yeah, I do. I don't really see the purpose in it. Mm-hmm. And most of the time, it's like not with the great love of your life. It's with a guy who, like, you like, and he just, like, wants to see your boobs. Yeah, and I would hope with the great love of your life, like, barring the oil rig or the military.

like you guys are together all the time and here you go right and it's nice like maybe he's on a work trip okay so a little a little tension never hurt no one you know a little anticipation all right our third and final is hilarious hello swirlies i'm thinking about buying a cameo to tell my close friends and family members that i'm getting a divorce oh we're not we're not parting on bad terms or anything it just needs to happen and i want to bring some light to the situation so who should I use to tell my parents that I'm getting divorced. Now, there's so many great people on Cambio, and I do think a real housewife delivers all types of news in a part delicious way, but might I suggest the great Nikki Bonski?

Ooh, that is good. I also think, I don't know what your goals are in life, but like you have an opportunity, not that this would have catapult you into anything like long lasting, but like I could see this going viral. Viral. So who do you want to take viral with you? Right, like, who do you want to bring up? Countess Luann comes to mind.

Right, her back, Smoky Robinson, Chinooka. Happy Chinooka. But Nikki Blonsky, like, is the face of cameo, and I feel like she needs this, although I don't know if your parents would know who she is. I feel like parents do keep up, like, a little bit with some of the real housewives. Brandy Glanville.

Yeah, hers are a little all over the place. You also want somebody, like, direct... To get the message across. Because you don't want them to be confused. And sometimes people, like, wax on on these cameos, like, for minutes, and you have no idea what they're talking about. Yeah.

Teresa does a good one. She reads exactly what you ask her to. Yeah. Lots of good options. Yeah. Maybe it's the time of year where we go check who's on cameo. Who are the number ones right now?

Right. Or you should do... Who was just on cameo that we wanted to support? Maybe you could do Jalen from Love Island. I don't think that they would know. And by the way, call me old. I don't know any of the people who are in the top 10 on Camio.

cameo like hold on I'm on my way the naked cowboy you can book uh that's not my vibe cameo I don't know these people Lisa Rina Kevin O'Leary Oh you mean oh you mean Kendra

What was her name? Lecarin Kevin O'Leary Yeah and he would give some great advice on like the business of divorce. Yeah, he would. I feel like he might not like what he has to say. Which is what? I don't know. I feel like, I feel like he might like make you like second guess, your choice. Jack's Taylor. I yeah, I put him in the bucket of one of the people who was like rambling on and you won't, he won't ever get to the point. Yeah. I love this for you

though. I'm sorry you're getting divorced, but I think you have a great approach to it. I've always said that like if you're not if you're divorcing like without kids like because that's sad obviously but if you're just like you made a mistake and you're divorcing and like you have an ex-husband and people are like really deeply ashamed of that we need to totally get rid of the stigma on having an ex-husband I think it's incredibly chic especially if it's a situation without kids because it's like it's really no big deal but sometimes people you know you realize you married the wrong person and it just happens and it's fine but then you like have this chip on your shoulder that you have an ex-husband at like 27 it's really not a big deal

I think you should have mantai Teo do it that's like obviously you're getting a great product but you're also sending them money to a great place a great cause like well yeah he's a he's a person not a charity but no the cause of uplifting mantiteo after what the world got him yeah correct of raising his star thank you to everybody who wrote into dear toasters and the amazing news is you can tune back in tomorrow for another dose of dear toasters and this one's going to be all about toxic mother-in-laws so that's that's the tease and we'll see you then thank you so much for listening to the tusslemmy morning show We're going to live the fast-tive stories and you to know everybody on YouTube.

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