The Toast - Six Years of Toast: Tuesday, April 9th, 2024

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday that truly feels like a Friday because I don't even give a rip that I have the whole week in front of me. Today, in this moment, I am feeling gratitude. I am feeling joy. I am feeling pride because today is our six-year Toastiversary. Welcome to The Toast. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good, thank you. It is the six-year toasterversary it's a major part of toast herstory you know what's so funny about us is herstory is a word

we make fun of and now we use it all the time no funnier oh no I don't know what's funnier than that we make a big deal out of the most random like occasions. But like last year would have been our five year Toastiversary. I don't even think we mentioned it. And this year it's like six. We're having a party. We're doing like all of this content like for the number six. I don't know.

I want to say like I know five isn't like a more popular number for some reason. And I think five is so little and six is so much. I'm glad we didn't celebrate five. I wasn't even proud of it. And I think five is so little and six is so much. I'm glad we didn't celebrate five. I wasn't even proud of it. Another example of us celebrating milestones,

but not the ones you would think, is when you had your 500K party, but we didn't have an a million party. Yeah, when I had 500,000 followers, I did throw a party. But when I hit a million, I had woken up. It was my birthday. We had tickets to 1989 tour. And then we were going to Atlantic City that night

to celebrate my birthday. So I feel like we celebrated it all. For sure. Was that the best day of your life? It was when people ask me like, what is one of the best days of your life? I tell them, Oh, and I had turned 21. I woke up on my 21st birthday and what's so crazy. I was so nuts about my followers back then. I knew that I was going to reach a million followers, probably July 11th or 12th. My birthday is the 10th based on, I think I had like nine 95 and I was getting like two to 3000 followers a day. So based on that, it was going to be the 11th or the 12th. So I wasn't expecting to wake up on my birthday to a million. So that was just like an

added bonus. Then we, the whole family, mom got us tickets to 1989 tour. And then back in the day, we were obsessed with going to Atlantic city and like gambling and partying. And so we went to Aris tour in New Jersey. and then we drove straight to me, you, Ben and Olivia. Margot couldn't come yet because she was too young. Straight to Atlantic City from East Rutherford. And honestly, like that is one of the best days seriously of my life. Yeah. You can't plan any better. You couldn't. And I didn't even plan it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But today is up there as well. I don't know why you're right. Today is just a random day, but I am feeling like an immense sense of pride. Immense sense of pride. We posted a reel

this morning, a nostalgia reel from our first show of the toast ever. And seriously, I had tears in my eyes. Maybe I'm just being emo right now, but I think it's emotional. I remember that day so clearly. I don that day so clearly. I don't want to say like it was yesterday because a lot has transpired and it doesn't feel so in the past, but I remember the feeling. Oh my gosh.

I remember every minute of that day. I remember and of that show. Six years ago today, Jackie and I carpooled our asses out to Long Island City where our very- We always carpooled every day that was fun we did because you live two blocks south from me you would pick me up on 34th street and then we got on the tunnel oh my god it's when you lived at that old building it's

so crazy how none of this like I don't remember ever once picking you up we carpooled what every day for how many years until I moved until moved. It wasn't that long then. That's crazy. Yeah. This day six years ago. We were embarking on a journey. We really were going in blind. We.

I remember feeling like. Really no. No excitement at all today. I remember feeling like dread. That we were launching. Launching this show. That so many people were going to be watching to see what we said and like criticize our, you know, tech.

And our tech was not on point. We did not have the AV department that we currently do. We were also trying to do something different than we do now. Something that isn't done often because it's nearly impossible. Oh, and I mean, the elephant in the room,

I was enormous. Like, it's hard for me to go look back on that footage. One, because like, you know, it was a hard day. But two, I'm so unhealthy looking. Like, I literally look like I sucked in helium. So I don't like to look at footage for that day for a multitude of reasons. But doesn't it also make you feel pride in your growth? Yes, it does.

It does. It does. It does. And how six years, a lot can change. Now, feel free to drop a comment. What has been your favorite moment, like toast moment in the last six years? There are so many to count. Of course, you know, the first ever live performance we had where the speaker died comes to mind. You know, Dachshund comes to mind. So many inside jokes, you know, Guaranteed comes to mind.

Dachshund comes to mind. So many inside jokes. You know, Guaranteed comes to mind. RDH comes to mind. So many things. My cross to bear. Oh, and today I did intentionally this outfit. I know you think she looks like a slob in her sweats. It was an intentional move.

Wearing my absolute favorite piece of toast merch that we've ever released. That we need to honestly like re-release. Even though we're not called the Morning Toast anymore. It has the Morning Toast logo. It's the My Cross to Bear pink sweatshirt. I love this sweatshirt.irt yeah a little bit of vintage toast merch yeah giving archival energy we're gonna archive a look an archival piece we pulled a piece of the archives a piece of couture we will get into the show but first we're gonna sit in

this moment yeah of course and and think back on the last six years. And if you're a new toaster, congratulations, because there's so much old toast for you to listen to. And it's all still so funny. Okay, that's so funny that you say that, because today I actually was looking through my phone. I have the same phone, well, same iCloud since six years ago. So I have a lot of footage from the day that we started. And then just like the weeks leading after that,

all different videos from the show, from our studio. And like, oh my God, we were so unfunny I like die I'm like how did people watch us like how were we so popular now I think there are times and maybe the first few shows it was hard to be incredibly funny because we were just nervous minding our p's and q's and so nervous and we had been through a lot but don't worry we found our groove soon enough if we hadn't we wouldn't still be here I just like because the thing about podcasting is you cannot really fake it yeah because people won't give you an hour of their day or even their week if you're not bringing something to the table no and it really is so crazy to think about like if you

were to tell those two girls the red one and the big one and on that day, like, that what they would be working on in six years, like, would become really, I'm sorry, like, I know everyone thinks we're delusional, but, like, so popular, such a fixture in, like, honestly, a generation of women's life. Honestly, like, I really feel that way. Like, and I don't know, I feel like if you had told them what it would be, we wouldn't have believed you, but, you but like it it's just crazy to think it really is crazy to think how far we've come I would have believed it I feel like that's what we were always this is what we've always been working towards and it's always been nothing has just happened for us it's like there's nothing that's disbelief it's every day one foot in front of the other and I feel like if you had told us then if you keep doing

this every single day for six years and work hard at it every single day, like in six years, you will be in a place that you really want to be. But it's not like something miraculous happened one day. No, no. You know what I mean? It was the consistency. Oh my God.

It's like, yeah, if you take one step every day for six years, you're going to go far. Okay. Tell them sis. And you know what? Quote card, sis. And you know what? Quote card. Today is, you know what today's giving? Today's giving at a glance toast, but we're so allowed. Like today, we're really allowed.

Yeah. I just. If not now, when? I just want to say like, I love you and I love this job and I love the people who listen to the show. And like when there's like the comments make me laugh every day, the community like being a part of it whether you're a silent listener or you're active in every you know comment section face group just like making jokes I see you you guys are hysterical I just I love what I do I love you and I'm so proud of us and honestly I can't

wait to watch this episode in six years to be like oh my god small potatoes imagine all the baby steps we'll take for the next six years we thought we were so big six years ago hopefully god willing god willing god willing no I agree I love this show I love this job I said it six years ago and I'll say it again today this is this chair maybe you know a refresh eventually not now I'm not itching for a refresh. But this is what I want to be doing. This is my dream job. And we're having a ball. And I appreciate everyone who listens.

And passively, those are great listeners. Everyone who makes their presence known. It's just such a fun community. And of course, I love LaTurtle Lou. Oh, Jackson, I just love you. I feel like, I'm not crying, by the way. Like, I'm just, I have a runny nose. Sure. I just love you. I feel like I'm not crying by the way. Like I'm just, I have a runny nose.

Sure. Um, I just love you. I feel like so much of our success is really, you know, can be credited to your very savvy, very, you know, you've got a good mind on you.

Very, you know, you're conservative, you know when to take risks, you know when it's time. I feel like you've really sort of guided us through treacherous waters, calm waters. You always have just such a good head on your shoulders and like, yeah, like I'm turning and I'm like crazy, whatever. Like, but really like that sort of savviness, I think time and time again, like when we look back on different eras of the chose,

we can credit your savviness and your business mind and your calmness and your rationale with a lot of the success and different decisions that we've made whether they you know they were always when I look back like we always made the right decision at times because of you. Wow thank you and I mean I can say the same for you so much of our success is you being you. We're just so blessed to have each other we're so blessed to have the listeners. It really is. It's such, it's great to really work with someone who compliments you in every way. A thousand percent.

And I feel like your strengths are my weaknesses and my weaknesses are your strengths. A thousand percent. That's what I just said. And my strengths are your weaknesses. Totally. Yeah. Not to brag, but I hope you guys like who you work with too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hope you guys like have the best jobs in the world like we do and you think of your co-workers like family

the thing is a lot of people don't have the best jobs in the world but because they listen to the toast it's so much better than it would be I feel that and I just at so many points in my life I wish I had was just a toast listener so So many times, especially like in present day, I actually thought about this yesterday because I have this fabulous Sonos music system in my house and I was listening to music and I'm like, I feel like I need more stimulation while I'm doing my hair.

It's like to do this hair, this makeup, it's like a full hour. And if I had an hour long, like actually funny good show that I could put on, oh, what a delight that would be. But it's too bad I made that so I can't really be a consumer of it and that's your cross to bear yeah but like I'm jealous of the girlies who like don't have to like think they love getting ready and like sitting down for an

hour or however long it is like just because they have the toast you know yeah love that love that for everyone so thank you to everyone who listens we're gonna have a great day we a great week. This week is going to be really fun. I'm headed to New York soon-ish. Got to pack my things. What am I wearing? What's the weather like? It's, oh, I'm so glad you brought it up. Today's one of those days that gives you like your joie de vivre back. It gives you your will to live. It's spring in New York. It's spring in New York. Everyone's outside. Everyone looks gorgeous. Everyone's hair is blowing in the wind. It's 70 degrees with a chill, but the is out like it's so absolutely stunning I'm going running in the park today um and I couldn't have chosen a better day to train for the 5k like I'm actually excited

that is exciting okay so I'll have to bring a myriad of things I feel like it could get like cold at night I'm just gonna have to overpack I see for myself it's so something you never do so I hope you're not like too I'm not out of your comfort zone literally I'm have to overpack. I see for myself. It's so something you never do. So I hope you're not like too out of your comfort zone. Literally, I'm not an overpacker. I often like share a suitcase with the boys. I get one half. They get the other. The boys.

I love those boys. The boys are back. They are. The boys never left. We also can't talk about Toast Herstory without talking about Theo. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why did you say that?

Yeah. Oh, but he is germane to the success of this show he was the toast mascot and still is the toast mascot he's the icon on our merch site like he is our cmo and always will be he's our chief marketing officer no you're so right like i literally came to the studio with us every single day, sniffing around the floor, making sure it was clear. Yeah. You know, that there was no threats.

He was security. He was our marketing. He was chief happiness officer. You're right. We made like so many dumb jokes. Like I feel like so many of like our toast. So many of like our toasty jokes really came from us. Just like being obsessed with you.

Oh my God. I didn't even think about that. And this brand was built on his back. I'm so sorry to make you cry. No, it's okay. You're right. I'm really sorry. I feel stupid.

No, no, no. It's only right that we acknowledge him in this moment. Yeah. And he's so proud of us. He was always proud. He liked all the studios. He was always laughing. Yeah.

It looked like he was sleeping, but he was really laughing. Yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't even, like, when you think about so many, like, moments in Toast, like, clips that are, like, historic, and he's literally sitting right next to us. Claudia, Dr. Fichemin? Dr. Fichemin. Dr. Fichemin.

Jaggi, you just took a DNA test. Turns out. Oh, yeah. Embark, you just took a DNA test. Turns out. Oh, yeah. Embark if they ever want to come back as a sponsor. I still have my wrap ready. No, and Theo, like being a Russian refugee. Just because he got a bath one time and wore a towel on his head. Oh, my God.

Theo. He looked like a babushka. Like, literally so unfair. Oh, my God. So unfair. We love and miss you. We love and miss you. We love and miss you doodadoo.

Crunchy. Bryce and Strice. Angel D'Or. The Strice brethren. Strice's memoirs. The Stry guys. The Stry guys. Oh man.

Too many jokes. On the bright side I'm gonna meet Romeo this weekend. I know. I've not met him. I didn't realize that. I know. I know. Well I'm gonna meet Romeo this weekend I know um I've not met him I didn't realize that I know I know well I'm having um Shabbat dinner for everyone and honestly because I'm leaving for Israel a few days later I was gonna like drop him off at dog friendly living

so like honestly he's been pissing me off like he needs to go get trained like all he does is all he does is bite and shit and talk about his mom like that's you you must like no he's so annoying like i i absolutely need him to like grow up like this four month old energy i'm like not into it grow up um but then i realized you haven't met him yet so i will be keeping him until i like well don't do it for me i can meet him on on Thursday. No, but Olivia too. Okay, that's not a reason. Okay. Also, he's probably coming here soon. Yeah, I'll just drop it.

Drop him. Excuse me. Do what's best for you. Yeah, for Romeo's schedule. And of course what's best for Romeo. Yeah, of course. So happy Toastiversary to all who celebrate. And today's just going to be no different than any other episode of Toast.

We're going to bring joy. We're going to bring light. And like that's all we're ever going to be. And no matter how – I said this on our Patreon, but I feel like it's worth mentioning on the main show. Like everybody's always like, oh my God, those sisters, like how have they not been deplatformed yet? Like cancel them. They're literally like, didn't we cancel these girls five years ago? Like you didn't because you can't cancel joy.

You can't cancel positivity and you can't cancel radiance. And that's what we do. We are ebullient. We radiate joy and positivity in a world so full of shit. All you little shits want to keep throwing shit? Not us. We're throwing joy. We're throwing love.

Join us up here, okay? We're up here. When they go low, when they go shit, not us. We're throwing joy. We're throwing love. Join us up here, okay? We're up here. When they go low, when they go shit, we go radiant. So join us here at The Toast if you're a radiant, positive, joyful person. Or if you're somebody who needs radiance, joyful, and positivity. Or if you're somebody who respects radiance, joy, and positivity. And people would say, like, no, you're not. You're mean girls.

You're not nice. Li not lying they're lying about us again the thing is the thing is the proof is in the pudding like you don't do this for six years and warm so many hearts and lives without being like joyful wonderful queens so if we were the people that you think that we are and that you say that we are, we wouldn't still be here. So you can shove it up your arse. I said it. She said what she said. We also can't talk about At A Glance without getting negative. I'm sorry.

No, it's true. But it was, by the way, we were positive for 18 minutes. I needed to just be real for a second, okay? And I also feel like that is a fair representation of our show and our brand. Like 99% is so positive. There is the one percent that's negative we just had to like i feel like the ratios are fair of course no and it's also you know worth mentioning like we are human so it is and we're jewish like we're gonna be negative we're gonna complain and also we are angry oh yeah we have a lot of anger because there's nothing

like a mad woman what a shame she went mad. Yeah. You know what we should do? Talk about ourselves more at a glance? Well, it's part of at a glance. What should we do? I think that we should send you know who a gift basket. Honestly? I think we should.

And say thanks you dumb bitch. You played yourself. We're bigger than ever. We would say, you dumb bitch. You played yourself. We're bigger than ever. We would say, congrats, grads. You played yourself. That's what I would say. Oh, and we'd also send her like three N95 masks. Bedazzled. Oh, of course.

And a bag of Romeo's duty. No, I'm cackling. Let's get on it. Let's get on it. Love that. Honestly, I'm cackling. Let's get on it. Let's get on it. Love that. Honestly, I'm so down. I have some really nice new stationery.

Oh, and you have the stationery I got you for Sacred Santa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I have. I'm obsessed with stationery. I need to, since my desk came, I need to put it on my desk. You know what I mean? Like, stationery needs to be just, like, stationed on the desk. From the desk of Turdy Lou. Yeah.

I have so much stationery now. I love it. I have like, is it monogram? No, it's, what's the word? Embossed. Personalized. Also good. Stationery. Like for me and the boys, I'm just always writing cards. I love it. It's funny. I've like never gotten a card from you like with that. Oh, I'll write you one. Not today because I'm about to see you, but when you least expect it i am just like i know we're having another conversation personally i'm still stuck on the idea of sending her a gift basket it's so funny how would we get her address let's talk about this offline because now we're because then she'll be like and by the way if this episode does make it sweeter i want look i'm looking you right in

the camera and i'm talking to you i fucking hate you with every fiber of my being and it brings me such joy to think about how miserable your life is so why don't you go back inside put your mask back on and take a shower okay yeah because that's what you do though nobody wants to see that mug keep your mask i hate you with every fiber of my being. The joy it brings me to think about your miserable fucking life. Oh my God. And honestly, like people say these days like I'm glowing. They say like you literally look.

And they think it's like from like my new health journey. No, it's from the joy I feel in thinking about your miserable ass life, you dumb fucking bitch. I just, I love to love. I love to hate. I really do love to hate. And speaking of hating, let's get into the stories.

Jax, describe the words for me. Describe the stories for me in six words in honor of our six year toastiversary. We have so many. I'll toastiversary. We have so many. I'll start again. There's so many I must whittle. An embarrassment of riches. Yeah, and I might give you six for the six-year toastiversary.

I think I will. Okay, I'd love that. So without further ado, it is time for the past six stories that you need to know. And the sexy six chicks that you need to know are brought to you by Saks.com. Jackie and I have decided that we are saying yes to warm weather this year, and that means we are stepping up our wardrobes with the help of Saks.com. Everybody knows Saks.com is the place to shop. Saks.com makes it easy for us to get a jump into spring and summer fashion trends

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oh my god on the floor i'm about to shame the absolute fuck out of my husband. I'm in shock. Your mic goes down? No, no, no. No. Oh my God, no. Oh. Just when you think he can't get any more disgusting.

Remember he picked, he cut his toenail and left the big nail on your nightstand? Mm-hmm. He has done something even more egregious. I'm in shock.

I'm just trying to think what he could do in the studio. Well, here's an important piece of context. Before Ben- Booger? Before Ben, no, here's an important piece of context. Before Ben. Booger? Before Ben, no, that's just par for the course.

Before Ben used my studio yesterday, he went to the doctor. He got a full checkup and got his blood drawn. Band-aid, dirty band-aid. Worse. With the cotton ball, with a bloody cotton ball. Bloody gauze cotton ball. Look, you see the blood? I'm sick.

I'm disgusted. that's literally a health hazard yeah this is a biohazard yeah he's so disgusting I'm in shock that's really crazy this is and I'm touching it yeah sick I'm sorry to have cut you off don't apologize to me apologize to Apologize to the eclipse, which eclipsed everyone's day yesterday. Depending on where you were, you got a partial view of the eclipse. There were towns where it went fully dark, which was really cool. Yeah. For those towns and the people who traveled to those towns. Everyone else was looking at the sun with their glasses.

What was your experience yesterday? My experience was like clowning on everyone. I sat in a, like a corner of my apartment that has a ton of windows. And I saw people like literally gathered on the street with their reflective, you know, 3D movie glasses. And I just feel like if you did the smallest bit of research, like you would know that New York City was not in the direct path of the eclipse. Like the only part of New York that was, was upstate like Buffalo. And I saw Jason Tardik, who's actually from Buffalo

his neighborhood was pitch black at like that's cool yeah well that's if you're in the direct path it's pitch black but everywhere else you get to see like the moon go over the sun a little bit you're not going to get total black but you see Jackie it was still it was still like completely sunny the entire I stayed there for the entire like 25 minute no if you yeah yeah but if you look at the sun like you'll see something funny looking now I know like everybody left their offices and put the glasses on and like that I understand any excuse to get out of the office and of course any excuse to be a part of something but like I know there were people like planning their days around it like okay you know to be honest it kind of ruined my day because I feel like I didn't have

enough of an education around the solar eclipse I didn't have enough of an education around the solar eclipse I didn't know enough and so I was mostly led by fear because people said like if you go outside without the glasses you could damage your eyes forever so like I didn't want to go outside with the boys I didn't know like what there was a lot of fear and it's like I can't control if if they're gonna look up at the sun so we just like stayed inside until I was waiting till it was over was like after three and we were just like waiting to go outside all day and that was probably unnecessary hugely unnecessary but I just I feel like there wasn't enough education around like eclipse safety no and there definitely was like a lot of fear mongering going around like I saw the Daily Mail like put this video up the

New York Post had a video of this girl who the last time there was an eclipse looked directly at the sun and she's still suffering and I was like okay so we can wait an hour to go play outside. The Daily Mail posted that too and then someone was like if you even take a picture of it like it'll break your phone. I don't know. Yeah so I just I abstained from the eclipse and I only have negative things to say about it because it only made a negative effect on my day and then I found when I did go outside the sun was so bright oh oh you kind of experienced some of the after shocks yeah it just and it felt like the whole day when I was inside looking outside it was a little less bright because I guess of the eclipse and that looked nice and I wish I could have enjoyed that a little shade yeah a little respite shade and instead of this I didn't get any of the benefits

honestly no I did you know I do love like a global moment and I love you know when everyone's making content and memes and like things about one particular thing you know so that part of it I did enjoy but the actual logistics especially in New York the buildings are so tall like on any given block like you can't even see the sun so like you people were like going to stand in the street to look south it was so stupid but I will say I feel like these days when everyone's like buried in their own lives and in their phones it's kind of hard for nature to capture people's attention like they have to go out of their way earthquake solar eclipse and I'm glad to see that people can still like find joy and interest in their surroundings because this like when you look at a picture

it's like not that crazy unless you were in a place that went totally dark like yeah the fact that people like traveled stayed at in these towns that they had over bookings because they wanted to see this natural phenomenon like I'm glad that nature can still capture people's attention in that way I kind of love that take you You know what? Nature still got it. Nature still got it. Yeah, no, you're right. We're all so buried so deep in media and work and whatever. And like for however long it was, like 15, 20 minutes

for everybody just to like look up, kind of love. Take it back. Take back everything I said. Yeah, I'll take back my negativity too because I think it was good for the greater good yeah I think everybody's mental health like sun exposure and 20 minutes off of their phones and computers vitamin d levels went up and you know there's a vitamin d deficiency in this country what do you think that's because of I don't know but I read an article everyone's inside on their phones well because I got my blood work done and he was

like you look good but you have like terrible vitamin D deficiency. And he gave me like prescription strength that I had to take for a month. And then Olivia was telling me the same thing happened to her. So I did a little research and it's like, we are a generation devoid of vitamin D. Probably because we're inside on our devices all day. But that also makes sense. Like in COVID times, like vitamin D was king to fight fight against covid oh you're right but it's so crazy that like the uh they told us to stay inside when it's like what we needed actually was to be outside and getting that d because if covid came our way you need that d to fight that c right no we needed

the d and some of us were getting the d you always need the D. You always need the D. That's the moral of the story. I also, I just think I don't believe in those glasses. Like I know if you look up, you will get like get blind or whatever. But I just, I don't believe that like nature would want us to look that stupid. How did everyone get the glasses by one o'clock yesterday? My mother-in-law actually was like very excited about the eclipse. And she gave us all a pair like a week ago. Where did she get the glasses by one o'clock yesterday? My mother-in-law actually was like very excited about the Eclipse and she gave us all a pair like a week ago.

Where did she get them? I don't know, but she was like. Was it like glasses.com? She was right. She was like, by the way, use them for the Eclipse. But if not, you could literally sell them the day of for $100. Like people were so desperate for glasses. She was right.

No, but where did people and maybe in the city, they were probably selling them on every corner. So it's easier. But like people in the suburbs. Amazon. So my neighbors had glasses. Okay, so a few days ago, they were like, we need glasses for the eclipse in a few days.

Like I think like a lot of people, like we'd been known, we knew about this for a while. And I was just left out, honestly. I was left out. I have to say, I really love the moon. More than the sun? Which do you prefer? The sun makes me tan tan so like there's an enormous value in that the sun also makes me really happy but there's something about and in my new apartment my bedroom looks out at the moon and when the moon is like full and gorgeous and

there's no clouds in front of it there's something so amazing about the moon it really makes you think about your place on this planet and it makes you feel small, but in a good way, like it makes your problems feel small. And we're all looking at the same moon. It makes you feel equal. I just, I kind of like love the moon and I really, really love the stars, but I never see the stars. So sad. Whenever I'm out of the city, I make it like a moment if it's like nighttime to look up at the stars. Like even if it's just a second, whether we're on vacation, like when we go to Utah or if I'm in the Hamptons,

like even just the suburbs, I always make it take a moment. I love the stars. I think they're so beautiful. Stars will guide you home. Okay, I got another one. Wait. It's lights will guide you home. I thought it might be, but then I thought,

I think stars guide you home because of the constellations. Stars shining bright above you. Sweet dreams they make a way as I love you. Sweet dreams they make a women's I love you But in your dreams whatever they be Dream a little dream of me I got one. Okay. Even though the guys are crazy

Even though the stars are blind If you show me real love baby I'll show you mine What's this game called what's the game called the game called where you have to get this name the word in the song oh I don't know if there's an actual name for that game but if there was we would be Olympians at it it's the game where like you pick up a word and then you go back and forth with finding songs that have that word you get like a minute to come up with as many as you can or you just keep going back and forth and like I could outlast seriously Shazam you could be Shazam is what I could I could let's move on to the next

story I said oh my what a marvelous tune it was the best and I never could forget how we moved the whole place was dressed to the nines because we were dancing dancing like we made a starlight starlight however if we were playing by the rules you'd be disqualified oh I guess they play that in pitch perfect remember yeah but they do it in a really annoying theater kid kind of way yeah but that's a cool scene yeah are you ready for our next story yes is Aaron Rogers in that movie or just his brother his brother okay like the Packers yeah yeah his brother is not him yeah okay the guy with the long hair but not Jordan no he's just a different I don't think he's related to Aaron no no but he's on the Green Bay Packers. Yeah. They had a bunch of Green Bay Packers in that scene for some fucking reason. Yeah.

Okay. Our next story is exciting award news. The ACM nominations are out. Oh. Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, and Megan Maroney lead the noms. Okay, Megan Maroney, TikTok queen. Here are the categories and the nominees. Entertainer of the Year.

Kane Brown, Luke Bryan, Jelly Roll, Cody Simpson, Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, Lainey Wilson. Excuse me? Who are you looking for in particular? Well, first of all, I feel like, okay, like, do they want Entertainer of the Year to mean anything? Like, read it again.

Kane Brown. He's on tour right now. Luke Holmes, Jelly Roll. By the way, you didn't say Luke Holmes the first time around, and you said Cody Simpson. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

Okay, roll the tapes. Like, seriously, to the point that I want to stop recording now and listen back you said you said Cody Simpson I said Cody Johnson and Chris Stapleton no you didn't because you said them way separately and you literally said Cody Simpson so how come you didn't stop me when I said Cody Simpson? Because I was like, oh my God, is there a country artist whose name I don't know? Cody Johnson. If that really happened, I'm not saying that it didn't. I'm going to be open to what you're saying.

That's really crazy if I said that. Okay. Now start from the beginning because I was completely, I'm like, who's Cody Simpson? You said him literally second. Kane Brown, Luke Combs, Jelly Roll. And you didn't say Luke Combs. You like had a little stroke. If what you're saying is true, which is not how I remember it, then yes, I've had a stroke.

By the way, you know that scene from Sex and the City? Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Oh, honey, you had a little stroke. Oh, honey, you had a little stroke. Yeah. Okay, that was so crazy. Start from the beginning. I feel like either I had a stroke or I'm being gaslit. You're not.

Either one. Either one, I feel very unsettled. You're not. Kane Brown, Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, Cody Johnson, Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, Lainey Wilson. Okay. Now, I always think. So who were you looking for that wasn't there? Well, Luke, the first time I didn't hear it.

And I'm like, who's Cody Simpson? Now, the ACMs, I feel like Entertainer of the Year is always really controversial. And I don't feel like they've given it to the actual entertainer of the actual year for many, many years. So I feel like the person who I think should get it this year, and of course, I feel like Luke should get it every year, but I really feel probably this year is Morgan Wallen's year. Like he has one of the biggest tours and every song, he had like five songs that were number one, like broke every record. Like if you want to be factual, like sure. But if you want to make shit up, sure.

Give it to someone random. Give it to Cody Johnson. And by the way, Cody Johnson's amazing. Lainey Wilson is amazing. They weren't the entertainers of the year. Like last year when she won and I went on a whole rant about it, like she literally won. And for like, she opened up for Luke Holmes. Like it was just absurd.

And I literally can't stress how much I love Wayne Lillison her so much of her music is on my my 5k playlist like she's I love her it's no shade it's no shade but the industry and I don't think she's an industry plant but they're treating her like one they are and especially like they have such um contra they have such controversy about never awarding it to a woman. And there were years where really Carrie Underwood was doing so much. And she was nominated and she never won. Same with Miranda Lambert. And then one year they gave it to both of them.

Like it was so. And then to give it to a woman on a year where I felt like it wasn't deserved. It's giving tokenism. No one's going to take us seriously. Yeah, I agree. Why don't you just give it to a woman the year that she actually deserved it why don't you just so like I don't even like this doesn't excite me because it never makes any sense and I'm sorry Luke Bryan like grow up he's not on this list you said him before no I, I didn't. Oh my God, you said Luke Bryan.

You said Luke Bryan. We absolutely, we have to stop recording and listen. You said Luke Bryan. Listen, I can't, I can't talk about what we said or didn't say, like, until I see it back. You said Luke Bryan. I know I didn't say Luke Bryan. I've read this list now four times. The first time around, you said Cody Simpson and Luke Bryan. I have nothing to say back because I need, thankfully we're rolling, right?

Yeah. Okay. So we're going to table it. Hopefully we'll remember tomorrow to duke it out. Yep. Female Artist of the Year. Kelsey Ballerini, Ashley McBrideBride Megan Maroney Casey Musgraves Lainey Wilson Lainey Wilson I think will win and I think she should I feel like all strong choices

yeah the case for she had like a banner year I feel like Kelsey Ballerini didn't release music this year and she didn't tour this year so it's hard to win those types of awards Megan Maroney like made a big splash but I still think Laini Wilson should get it. Okay. Kacey Musgraves has a new album out but I feel like this album won't get its credit at this award show. No but also like country I feel like they do not fuck with

Kacey Wilson. I can't say anyone's name. Okay you're the one who keeps like making errors and then you're saying that to me. Oh please. Oh don't turn this around on me bitch. Don't turn this around on me. You fucked it up. We're tabling this. I can't wait to watch this back. Just for clarity. It's around like the 38 minute mark, I think.

Yeah, KC's kind of an outsider. I would agree. I don't think they hate, though. No, I don't think they hate, but I think that like she had this enormous success off of a country album, like really went, I think, deep out of the genre for a little bit and then came back.

And then remember they removed her in the Grammys category from being country for the last album. What was it called? Starstruck. That's the Grammys. Yeah, no, no. And I just think like they don't really like see her. I feel like she won't even go to this.

I feel like it's not bad blood. Like it's not like Maren Morris. No, it's not like Maren Morris. But I feel like with Kasey, there's just like an awkwardness, you know? Whereas like with Maren Morris, there's like actual hatred andness you know whereas like with marin mars there's like actual hatred intention and like words yeah there's hate yeah on both sides yeah male artist of the year luke combs jelly roll cody johnson chris stapleton morgan wallen now whoever i think wins this would should win Entertainer of the Year.

Unless it's Lainey Wilson. I'm really surprised to see Jelly Roll up in all these categories. I watched his documentary. I happen to really like him and I like his story. And he pops up on a lot of podcasts and pop culture moments. But in terms of country, I don't believe he tours. I think he does shows but he doesn't tour. He kind of gives a little bit of industry plan vibes.

It's Luke or Morgan. And I feel like after Chairgate it's going to be luke i don't think they want to award morgan i feel like he was just coming back from his last scandal like okay we'll invite you and nominate you because literally you're the biggest country artist in the world so i guess we kind of have to but i don't think he'll be walking up to that stage and saying some words agreed so luke. Duo of the year. Brooks and Dunn, Brothers Osborne, Dan and Shay, Maddie and Tay, The Warren Treaty. I love The Warren Treaty. Yeah, but it's really the usual suspects. I feel like they can just like rotate every five years one of them wins.

Yep, yep, yep. Works for me. I love them all. This is interesting. There's new female artist of the year and new male artist of the year. Oh, that's giving loser-y energy. Like, read me all nominations and I'll cut them in half ready female Cassie Ashton never heard of her I've heard of Ashley Cook Hannah Ellis I don't think I've heard of her Kylie Morgan I love one of her songs but like that's I think a little bit of a stretch okay

Megan Maroney that's obviously so I. Megan Maroney. That's obviously. So I think Megan Maroney and Ashley Cook would be taken from the women. New male artist of the year. Ernest. I've heard of him. Yeah. Cameron Marlowe. Cameron with a K.

I have heard of him, but he's undeserving. Dylan Scott. Connor Smith. Nate Smith. Nate Smith. Okay. So honestly, four. Two men and two women. They didn Smith. Nate Smith. Okay. So honestly, four. Two men and two women.

They didn't need two categories. Yeah. And then album of the year. Getting Old, Luke Combs. Higher, Chris Stapleton. Leather, Cody Johnson. One Thing at a Time, Morgan Wallen. Rolling Up the Welcome Mat, Kelsey Valerian.

Okay. So that's what she's nominated for this year. Right. I guess it was at like the very beginning of this year. Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, it's going to be Morgan or Luke if it's, you know, based on. If it's just.

Yeah. And I love both albums really equally. Maybe Luke's a little bit more. I love Luke's more, but that's a personal thing for me. It doesn't mean it's better. It is. It's so hard. No, they're both so good.

And I've listened to them both to death. Yeah, I'm in my listening to Morgan Wallen's To Death Era right now. Uh-huh. It's so good. Whew. Single of the year. And honestly, it would be like Luke sweeping if it wasn't for Man made the world in seven short days He said it was good, I bet it was great

God made man, man got lonely He said please Lord if I could only have an angel to hold in my arms So God made a girl his best work of art but he didn't make no place to go when she breaks your heart so man made a bar i absolutely love singing songs about jesus like i can't put it that's not about jesus that's about god yeah i guess it's giving genesis it's giving old testament it's kind of giving a song like for the jews it's giving it's genesis it's giving Old Testament it's kind of giving a song like for the Jews it's giving it's Genesis it's like chapter one verse one but there's this trend on TikTok and I don't know how I it's definitely not like a big trend I'm definitely like kind of like I don't know how I got there for people um showing like before and after they found Christ and it's like it's this one song and

they show like their life videos before of like them drinking partying like just you know kind of sinful behavior and then when this beat drops on the song, it goes to them getting baptized. It's such a good song. Oh, my God did not fail. This is my story, my testimony. Jackie, it's so good. Sounds great. Yeah, I'm like, I want to get baptized.

Like I just like it looks so nice. Because you're a water sign. Exactly. Exactly. Single of the year. Burn It Down, Parker McCollum, Fast Car, Luke Combs. Last Night, Morgan Wallen, Need a Favor, Jelly Roll, Next Thing You Know, Jordan Davis. I love Next Thing You Know.

By the way, we can't even talk about Morgan Wallen without talking about Last Night, which kind of took over the world. It's probably the biggest country song of the year. and he had like three of those yeah what's that other one um that he released You Proof that also right was like literally number one not even just country all like that's the thing it's like they can ignore him all they want but like but then Luke has Fast Car yeah which is also worth also where it was shattering. Which also did major things. It'll be a big night for either of them.

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Now That's a Driving in the Tesla Song, Windows Down. Dylan Matthew? No. Love Is Gone, David Guetta. Got it. Got it? OK, great. So now I can tell you why the love is gone.

Please. If you want to know. And it's that Aoki Lee Simmons has told her friends that her brief romance with Vittorio Asaf is already 100% done. So while Kimora Lee Simmons was furious about her daughter's new romance with Serafina founder Vittorio Asaf,

but Page Six is told that Kimora need not fret because it's already over it's turned out that her PDA filled getaway with the 65 year old restaurateur was just a fling quote it's 100% done they're absolutely not dating a source close to Aoki told page six I feel like two things could have happened here one Kimora called her daughter and ripped get home now her a new asshole which is definitely I feel like Kimora gives that energy. You know, she's like mama bear. Oh my God, we all saw her on the phone with Khloe.

Right. In Palm Springs. Yeah. Or, and I feel like this happens. Like I feel like Kimora, no, not Kimora. Aoki and her girlies like went to St. Bart's and in St. Bart's.

She got carried away. No, I feel like there's like a lot of wealthy, wealthy guys who just like have these big boats and they throw parties and they take you to restaurants and they have all these reservations and you can take you to Hermes and you just like you know you kiss one because you know he's taking you and your friends on the boat. Like I feel like maybe that's what it was and it was like not that serious. I agree that's very possible. I don't think that they were like in a serious relationship. I think what happens. I don't think they went there together. Stays in St.

Bart's. However, there were also Instagram lives that he was in. Have you heard about these? Like maybe just because like her and her friends got invited on his boat. Yeah. And they were like drinking and going live and talking about going shopping. And I think they were kind of icky. No,

I'm telling you. Okay. Here's what happened. Cause I just got back. They, Aoki and her girlfriends went to Bagatelle and they had a great time. And there was like this big table, like buying like $50,000 bottles of champagne. And they like were these like kind of old rich men. And she was there with like her hot young friends and they're like young girls. So they weren't like spending, you know,

thousands, even though she's very wealthy, but like, you know, they were just young girls, like probably having cocktails and they invited them over girls so they weren't like spending you know thousands even though she's very wealthy but like you know they were just young girls like probably having cocktails and they invited them over and then they like went on the boat and then they were like let's just hang out with these old guys because they like they keep buying us like $50,000 bottles of champagne and they have this boat and they probably can get reservations at like you know the tea and all the places and they ended up spending the weekend and then like to keep you know it was like Saturday and they had one more night and she was like all right let me kiss this freak when we'll get dinner comped just for dinner yeah yeah but unfortunately paparazzi got pictures how would you even I wouldn't even know that these two people were notable well maybe maybe paparazzi just kind of takes pictures

and then they bring it back to the agency and then they use the face finding by the way that does happen at certain places like if you're walking into craigs they'll take a picture of you and then they'll take it home look it up see you're a nobody and the pictures will never make it on the internet um but just in case like they don't know who you are they take pictures of everyone and i feel like maybe there are certain paparazzi like from france who like just chill on the coast of saint. Barts where like the big yachts are parked there's like one marina it's a tiny island and they follow the big yachts and I don't think they ever expected that this story would get so much attention yeah they didn't even know what they stumbled upon well it's just obviously a St. Barts fling and the love is gone between she took

one for the team and honestly now now seeing it through this perspective this lens I have enormous respect for Aoki like she did what needed to be done for her friends. Yeah and for the trip. Right. For the betterment of the trip. For the boat. And the itinerary. Exactly for the Birkin perhaps. I hope even though she can get a Birkin, she could probably borrow her mom's. Yeah. Not have to smooch Mr. Serafina. Yeah.

Well, that was fun while it lasted. It was. Our next story, some sweet news. Suki Waterhouse posts about her fourth trimester and says it has been humbling. So I actually just followed Suki as a new mama on Instagram. With her fourth trimester? Didn't she give birth?

Yeah, the fourth trimester is what they call the first three months of postpartum. Okay, I've literally never heard that. Oh, I have. It's well known. I have. Yeah, because it's like fourth trimester for you because your body is still like just going through it. Yeah. And it's also kind of fourth trimester for you because your body is still like just going through it. Yeah.

And it's also kind of fourth trimester for the baby because they're still like as if they're in the womb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Curled up. So colloquially, we call it the fourth trimester. And she posted a picture on Instagram of herself in her postpartum freedom mom underwear. Oh. Yeah. The fourth trimester has been humbling.

The postpartum period has been filled with exhilarating joy so much laughter tears so many hormones i'm proud of everything my body has achieved and proud of the kindness and grace i've given myself during this recovery period those are the best name of her baby yet no oh that's what i thought the story was no just uh mirror pic update shout out to freedom Mom postpartum undies. I would wear those all the time if I thought to. And is it a diaper? Is that what it is?

No, it's disposable underwear. So a diaper. I guess, but not a diaper. Like you still would need a pad. You need to put a pad in. Diapers have padding. Oh, okay. So it's not a diaper.

It's really just underwear that you throw in the bin. Yeah. In the bin. In the bin. Are that you throw in the bin. Yeah. In the bin. In the bin. Are you British? Like Suki. Yeah. That's just what Suki and I say.

Yeah. Like just British moms. Just British mom stuff. Yeah. I like, I don't really care much about like baby names. Like I'm not that phase of my life. I feel like you like love that sort of news. The way I need to know the name of this child.

Like, I don't know why it's like killing me. Because some couples baby names are more interesting than others especially when they seem to be like a little non-traditional but also I'm so curious about traditional baby names too I'm like is it a John but no the reason why the reason why they're so confusing is because they're like very artsy fartsy like non-traditional people and them getting together just having a baby was so traditional of them and like maybe they're, fartsy, like non-traditional people. And them getting together and just having a baby was so traditional of them. And like maybe they're going to name their kid like seriously Ben. Benjamin Pattinson.

You know? Ben Pattinson is kind of such a great name. Benjamin Pattinson is too long. Rob Pattinson. Robert is a traditional name. So maybe he feels like, well, they had a girl, I think, based on the color of the stroller. So Roberta? Roberta Pattinson is not just working for me.

I feel like it's going to be like Samantha. You do? I don't know. I think it's going to be, not this name, but of the elk of Willow. That's what I said. Yeah, no, you're right. Like rain. Harlow. Kind of love that. That was Nicole Richie's daughter's name that we just talked

about last week. That's why. And that's why she named it House of Harlow. Yeah. Her clothing line, which is actually like really successful. Yeah. When we talk about like celebrity brands, we don't even consider House of Harlow because it's so not even, I don't even think of Nicole Richie. I think of Revolve. Yeah. Cute stuff. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, Suki's a good new mama follow, a new MMF. I think I had already followed her. Oh, look at you.

I actually met her once. And? Couldn't have been more lovely. You love to hear it. Yeah. Our next story, Rihanna is on the cover of interview magazine and she's talking about Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade as a couple you're lying oh my god I saw that she was on the cover but I didn't read it of course I don't read yeah Rihanna is sold on Kyle and Morgan as a

couple even if the reality star and country music singer won't admit it so she told interview magazine in her cover story she said uh she was asked whether she believes Kyle and Morgan are romantically involved she said quote I mean duh listen i love kyle it's weird commenting on her relationship because i don't know the facts i just feel like she was able to re-observe her marriage through a new lens yeah she speculated that um morgan probably made kyle feel valued and cute and quirky and fun when mauricio kind of quote took her for granted. And that's why I believe there's something with Morgan. Because sometimes it takes that for you to fight for what you deserve.

No, by the way, so true. First of all, like her analysis on the situation is spot on. Yeah, wait. And also the interviewer tried to ask her about Alison Dubois, the medium who thinks that she predicted the debise between Mauricio and Kyle. However, like if you just go to any Beverly Hills dinner party and say you'll be divorced in 10 years, you're going to be right 75% of the time. And Rihanna responded and said, man, stop. I'm not getting into that, you messy bitch. No, by the way, whenever Rihanna talks

about Bravo, which isn't all the time, but we know she's a big fan. Yeah. I'm always impressed by her breadth of knowledge. It's not like she just like picked up and is talking about like the current season of OC. Like she knows history. She's almost like an encyclopedia. There are certain people who have been watching for so many years. You can always tell when like somebody is like recapping something on a podcast and they just started watching Bravo.

It's like, girl, there's history here. Oh my God, so funny. Abe texted me last night. Abe doesn't watching Bravo. It's like, girl, there's history here. Oh my God. So funny. Abe texted me last night. Abe doesn't watch Bravo. He texted me last night out of the blue. We weren't even talking. Where is this text? He goes, hi, what was Danielle referring to when she implied that Teresa didn't acknowledge her nephew? Great question. I was like, excuse me. I didn't even know he was watching Bravo, but obviously now he's like doing the work and honestly I don't even remember what he's talking about what was Danielle referring to when she implied that the Teresa didn't acknowledge her nephew I assume Melissa yeah and Melissa wasn't on the show yet she wasn't on the show yet and I think Melissa

had been talking to Danielle um and I guess there was already beef between Melissa and Teresa and in some view of it she didn't acknowledge her nephew in a way that she should have I don't know what exactly what it was because then it went right into like do not break up my family yeah is she saying break up or bring up I don't know oh I think she was saying it's actually was she saying break up break both I think bring up yeah they both work it's actually what she's saying break up break both i think bring up yeah they both work it's really hard yeah so i love rihanna like really the people's princess talking about like the things like thank you this is what celebrities should be asked in interviews like not what inspires you but do you think kyle's lesbian and is she in a relationship with morgan yeah in a relationship with morgan well at the you think she's in a relationship with Morgan?

Well, at the end of the reunion, she says she wasn't, correct? Yes, but not in a compelling way. Right, no, not, it was not convincing. In a way where it's like, look into my eyes, I'm saying no, but I mean yes. Yes, I do think that they're in a relationship because I can't conceive how a woman of her age and stature and a woman of Morgan's age and stature and sexuality would be spending that much time together.

Yeah. I think if it was so out of the question when Kyle was asked it at the reunion, she'd be like, no, this is my friend. Can't we be friends? It would have been more absurd like she was like swallowing a pit in her throat like crying no she yeah she's getting deed down by morgan dubs yeah and i love that we haven't had a lesbian on beverly hills and that might just be the thing that they need to shake it up Chicago. But wouldn't she be bi?

Oh, well, actually, I don't know. Could be either. Like, however she identifies. Sure,

sure, sure. She was married for like 50 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, we did have Bronwyn,

but that was OC. I thought you said Beverly Hills, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking West Coast.

Well, love that. Thanks, Rihanna. And by the way, you haven't commented on my haircut. Well, we talked about it yesterday and today, this morning. I didn't comment on it publicly yet, is what you're saying. Yeah. You want it public. Because this haircut, like, was your doing.

And I think you look fantastic. I just, I didn't go dramatic. If you're listening as a podcast, Jackie convinced me, like like my hair is my thing, yada, yada. Now I cut like three inches and I just got like layers. You look fresh to death. I got like a fresh chop, but I really, um, I mean, I always make my next appointment when I'm there cause she's so busy. Um, so in June, at the end of June, like right before we, you know, leave for, for summer,

I, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Okay. Keep thinking. I think, I'm thinking I might do something more dramatic like I'm I'm for it as long as you're doing it for the right reasons I'd be doing it because it's summer you know and like why the hell not yeah I'm so for it even looking at you now your hair looks kind of short to me and like right I just pulled out like my front layers here look no that's a really that's a long like my front layers. Here, look. No, that's a really, that's a long.

I support. I love a short haircut. I've really not seen it bad on someone. Oh, I have. You'll have to tell me who and I'll tell you why. I love it. Yeah? You're me six years ago today. I'm thinking a little bit longer okay than that let's get into our sixth and final story shall we oh i thought we were done okay that's

why i started talking about my haircut no no there's one more because we said six that way it allows me to one day to do four just so you know calvin harris's wife admits that she listens to taylor swift's music as soon as he's away. So Calvin Harris's wife, Vic Hope, admitted she's a big fan of his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift. As soon as my husband goes away, I listen to Taylor Swift, she revealed during Monday's episode of her BBC show, Going Home with Vic, Katie, and Jamie.

She said, that's just when I get my little fill, just a little fill, just a couple of songs, get it out of my system, and then it's done. I had no idea he was married. Me neither. But a submitted note from a listener claimed that they jammed out to all the tunes their partner hates when they're gone. And so then she shared that she jams out to her husband's ex-girlfriend songs

when he's gone. Oh, so her husband hates Taylor. She kind of said that you know oh I didn't get that vibe more so like when I wouldn't want to listen like with my husband to our ex-girlfriend because then it's like oh she's so great you know that's no but also I actually do think Calvin Harris hates Taylor like I think and she hates him yeah I think there are exes of Taylor who really respect her and they had like left it mutually well like I think her and Harry Styles like like each other a lot I think Calvin Harris fucking hates Taylor and I think

Taylor fucking hates Calvin Harris which is so crazy because it was actually a really long relationship of hers it wasn't like I was actually one of my favorites at the time I really enjoyed it um so yeah this is something I think she would have to hide like I think they still actively dislike each other I feel like he's probably moved on and I also feel like the hatred came from the tweet that he sent yeah he started it he started it so she hates him and she like wrote that mean song about him I forgot that you existed I can't imagine he like actively hates her but I wouldn't want to listen to like your ex-girlfriend's amazing work and like constantly be reminded of her when I'm with you

but on my own like I can enjoy it as just like a Swifty and a girlies girl there are a lot of swirlies out there who are like in a predicament such as this woman you know Tay Lautner has been very open but it's all good because that's another ex of Taylor's that like she loves you know so it's all good it's but um who else like Sophie Turner was one that was all yes yes but it could have been bad you know we were like like jake gyllenhaal's current girlfriend soup definitely has to listen with headphones in thousand they're on the plane and and she's like listening to all too well on her airpods max jake gyllenhaal despises taylor swift like with every fiber of his being despised but i'm sure his girlfriend what she's 18 she probably loves tailored no no she's like 14 um so love that love to find out Calvin Harris is married I wish him well you know like I have

no bad blood personally on a personal level me neither I think he's super talented he's ever done anything to me no and like when I look at their beef it's not something that affects me or how I see either of them it's just like yeah breakups that was the person that you knew and trusted most in this world and now they're a stranger to you and sometimes that gets ugly yeah so neither of them like did anything that has cloud how I see them oh good which I'm sure Calvin will be really happy to hear. Yeah, no, I think he'll be happy to hear, like, that the slate is tabular acid, you know? Totally clean.

And Calvin works with one of my favorite artists a lot. Ellie Goulding? Yeah. Who he used to date. And they're good. They're good, yeah. So, I'm good. Therefore, if A equals B and B equals C, you're good, yeah. So I'm good. Therefore, if A equals B and B equals C,

you're good with Calvin. Exactly, Claudia. So that wraps up our six-year Toastiversary episode. What we should do also is count what number episode this is. I know, because we hit 1,000 like a while ago. Yeah, like 13 months ago. So this is probably 1,300 more or less. I'll count.

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podcast, are amazing I feel like they've had their time in the sun I want a deep cut I love that things we have genuinely forgotten about please yeah we all know closed on Sunday and that's all she wrote do you want to say anything else of course love ya