The Toast - Slay of the Day: Monday, September 29th, 2025
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Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Clodding. We're your host. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off. Swirley. It's the Toast. It's the Toast. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday to everyone.
Who celebrates.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
The Dias of the Semana.
The Dias of the Sama.
The Dias of...
Oh, by the way, today's such a Latina-inspired show.
We've got lots of news in the Latin space.
We do have lots of news.
It's actually very much, I think,
going to be a sports-heavy show
because it was a big sports weekend.
I mean, look at your shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Not only am I wearing my $300 rider cover.
It's just kidding.
It wasn't $300.
It wasn't $300, but it was so expensive.
Okay.
So what?
it was $250.
I don't know how much it was.
I just know that me and Ben got a bunch of stuff
and the total was $1,300 for merch.
Okay, but it's once in a lifetime merch.
Like, you can't ever buy it again.
And it's merch for my sister.
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.
If you're watching on YouTube,
you can see the Pargyalicious hat that I got for Jackie.
It's a Ryder Cup hat.
Everyone was like wearing this hat.
That's like the official hat of the weekend.
Oh, look, this price is on it.
How much you think this hat is?
Okay, it's a steal.
Forty-five.
48 not bad it looks like quality too so when we got to the merch place um it was huge it was like
this emporium and it was so well run i have so many thoughts on the writer cup from like a logistic
standpoint like shout out to the logistics company it was the most like organized event i'd
ever been to and it was this huge like literally looked like a king cullen like it was this
huge and when we're checking out the guy was like have you guys been to the main merch shop yet
I said, excuse me?
He was like, yeah, this is just Polo.
Oh, like, Rock Forren?
Yeah, so I thought like Polo,
because Polo was like the biggest sponsor.
I thought they were just responsible for all the merch.
Got it.
So then the main merch shop is like a mall
where they have different brands doing merch.
Is that crazy?
That's sick.
So next time you're here, I'll give you your hat.
I can't wait to wear this hat to the pardon night.
Yeah, I got my sister hat.
And this is women's merch.
They have like some crop tops.
You know, we're always talking about how, like, people can't make merch for women.
They're like, oh, athletes, women, like, they had par, delicious things.
I thought you also said, do you get free merch?
No, who said I got free merch?
I thought you said you got free merch.
When?
When?
I don't know.
I thought, like, you posted something.
Hold on.
You posted something, and I was like, oh, my gosh, love the merch.
And you were like, I got so much free stuff, I'll give you.
No, I said, I got so much stuff.
I'll give you.
That's the hat.
Sorry, I just assumed it was free.
I said, get me one.
You said, I got so much merch, you can have whatever you want.
Yeah, so I picked this out for you today.
Sorry, it was giving free.
Yeah, no, I wish.
Well, thank you so much.
I'm so excited to hear about your day at the Rider Cup.
Is that now or is there a story?
Well, we have a story about, like, the events of the Rider Cup.
So you tell me how you want to play it.
Let me talk about, like, my own personal experience right now.
And then, because I want to be able to give to the news when we're doing the stories,
like just to not center myself.
But yeah, I went to the Rider Cup.
It was kind of crazy, you know?
As I was, like, walking through the place,
I realized what a big deal it was, you know?
And how, correct me if I'm wrong,
when it is in the States,
it's not always at this particular facility, is it?
Different every time.
Just like all the golf.
Everyone, they really spread the golf championships.
So I feel like, you know,
we represented New York really well.
Ben said this is like a really famous public course.
Like it's so Parjee.
Yeah, he's like, it's the parjiest hardest course ever.
And when I tell you, like, facilities-wise,
I could not get over the logistical dream that it was.
I'm sure everybody, like, you know, because, like, when I went to go cell,
I'm like, this is a nightmare.
But, like, they had, Jackie saw my Instagram,
she was like, oh, I saw you were getting, like, chauffeur around on a golf cart.
I'm like, yeah, that wasn't, like, a special tourty thing.
That was everyone.
They were, like, a line of golf carts.
There were so many golf carts.
Where do you need to go?
What hold are you trying to get to?
Like, it was so organized.
I could not get over.
Jackie, when you were in the merch shop, they'd so many people working there.
When you were getting online to go check out, before you did that, there was like a little
station where they removed your hangers. Like just things like that nobody would think of.
It was so organized. I couldn't get over the organization of it all. And it was really beautiful,
right? Like all the sponsors. They had polo everywhere. There was like Ralph's, you know, the Ralph Lauren
ice coffee place. They had like Ralph's trucks and Arnold Palmer's. Like I felt like New York
really showed up and showed out. It was a gorgeous day too. Yeah, I was just being like a proud
New Yorker.
Oh, nice.
I was wondering if that was more like the organization that puts it on.
I think it's a combination between like PGA and like the European PGA.
And so I would imagine that like wherever they go, they have that level of organization.
But maybe it had to do with the venue.
That many human beings in one area.
Like it's a logistical nightmare.
And just get me out.
That's not at all something I like am attracted towards.
But I was pleasantly surprised at how parchy it was.
also it was the most baby friendly stroller friendly event I'd ever been to so I went on the website
because I'm like packing all my shit the morning of with my literally my caravan of shit diaper bags
baby carrier stroller and I'm like do these places have like bag rules like you can't bring a bag
into a stadium like so I go on the website and they're like you can only have a purse that's six
by six I'm like excuse me and then I want to read it I was like so I was
steeply moved by the
the FAQ website
for the Ryder Cup, ready?
Okay.
I took a screenshot of it
because I thought it was.
Okay, the following items
are also permitted on site.
Small bags,
diaper bags,
strollers.
Like, that's part of,
I don't know if like all organized events
have that, but I just felt like it was so,
I felt so seen.
It was so inclusive.
And I think I was maybe
one of two people who brought there to me
like I thought it was going to be like
way more babylicious.
Yeah.
And people were like looking around at me
when Ruby was like in the carrier on my chest.
Like that was crazy.
Yeah,
but you were like in a suite
and you were tucked away and you were sitting.
Yeah,
but it was crazy.
Now,
I feel like this is sort of like the push
and pull with motherhood.
Like don't want to go anywhere
without my baby.
Going with my baby is no longer fun.
Yeah.
Like I was sweating like an animal.
We were trying to get him to nap.
Lull.
He's not going to nap at the Ryder Cup.
He's witnessing history.
Then I put him
in the baby carrier and he did nap and I was like walking around huffing and puffing sweating like an
animal so yeah it was kind of like a nightmare no fun was had but ruby went to the rider cup you know
it took his dad 33 years to get to the rider cup it took ruby four months yeah no he needed to go also
like the fact that it was in long island of course then had to go and because like i'm so passionate
about the rider cup you had to go with ben when he he texted me that like he got tickets to the
rider cup that claudia doesn't want to go and i was like cogey okay that's not at all whatever
happened just saying oh no I know that after I spoke to you but that's what he text
me saying I said to Ben Ben and I don't even know what he's talking about is like I got tickets
no he didn't I think he was like gonna go get tickets and I said sure but like we're bringing
Ruby and I need you to get us into like a you know a place that has like air conditioning
and food so once he did that the fabulous team at Celsius was more than generous and yes
I had a party experience I couldn't have done it without like the indoor facilities like I
I think people go and they walk every hole
and they drink the whole day.
And they literally walk from hole one to hole 18
and they spend the whole day.
I couldn't do that.
I didn't see that for you.
That's not what I saw for you.
I said on Wednesday you go in a rider.
He said I am not.
I said why.
I just want to say Ben's a liar
because on Wednesday he didn't have tickets, okay?
I said why?
He said Claude wasn't into it.
Liar, that fucking liar.
He didn't even ask me until you brought it up.
So I told Ben, I'm like, yeah,
that's such a fun thing to do with Ruby.
It's a beautiful day outside.
What else are we doing?
Get Pargy, like, VIP tickets.
And he did.
Cracking up.
I'm so glad that it all worked out.
I watched a little bit of Saturday and then a lot of Sunday.
Oh, my God.
Watching Golf Live is so stressful.
Like, seriously, not for someone who needs to monitor their blood pressure.
No, it's like watching those balls roll.
Like, yeah, but on TV, they have so much high tech programming that, like, you know where the ball is going to go.
Good luck seeing the ball in person.
Of course.
Of course.
I saw like a bunch of players.
I didn't see one ball.
It was so tiny.
Did they have monitors for you to watch on TV?
They did.
And so like we're all in the suite and like the golf is happening right outside our
door and everybody's watching it on the TV.
It's so stupid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's more like camaraderie.
Yeah.
I mean, it's very tribal and we'll get into it.
We'll get into the controversy of the Rider Cup because it was a crazy one.
I don't know why.
Like maybe because it was the first one I watched.
I just felt like it wasn't the most premium one.
I felt like I finally got.
into it and it was like a shit show well because we lost and we stunk it up yeah but like everyone like
heckling rory everyone saying the american fans were so bad but i that's what they do at all rider cups like
i think when the u.s goes to europe like the european fans are trash talking too but it's just like a bad
look for the fans a bad look for new yorkers i just like i felt like it was so messy no for sure
although i do want to say boots on the ground like literally was that not what you were seeing
It was so civilized, and I actually remarked to Ben, like, how many people, like, men were, like, helping me walk upstairs. Like, when I had ruby strapped in my chest, like, everybody was, like, looking out for me, not to, like, center myself yet again. But then I was really surprised to see, like, all the discourse online about American fans. And I do think, like, I probably didn't see most of it and, like, the fans were being disgusting. But I also think, like, Rory's loving this victim era for himself, like, except to the person who threw a drink at his wife, like, seriously, jail. Yeah. Jail for you. So I didn't personally see that. But I didn't personally see that.
That doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Oh, but that's very interesting.
That's very interesting.
Because if you would just read the headlines,
you would think, like, all of these people need to go to behavioral class
and learn how to be, like, amongst human beings.
When we were leaving, Ruby was sleeping on my chest and Ben was pushing the stroller.
We, like, you know, we needed help.
We could not find the exit.
And so many people were like, what do you need?
It's over there.
Do you want us to call a medical to drive you?
I was like, hey, no, like, it's not that dramatic.
Like, I just don't recall.
Actually, maybe I don't leave the house that much with Ruby.
that like I just remember being like stunned
at how like nice everyone was being
but maybe that was truly just my experience
and I'm American so everyone was nice to me
or maybe there were some bad moments
but you missed those moments
and then outside of those moments
everyone was decent.
Yeah, that's very interesting
really rebuking the narrative there
no I meant to when I was there
I wanted to remember this to say on the show
I didn't even know that there was all this drama
with the fans I just wanted to say like
I thought everybody was being so nice to me my baby
Like, it was such a family-friendly event.
Like, that was my experience, for real.
Meanwhile, I see on TV, there's, like, so much drama, people getting arrested.
Extra state troopers called in.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I'm, like, seriously being treated like a queen.
That's really funny.
It was really funny.
But that's just genuinely my experience.
I'm not denying anyone else's experience.
It's a big event.
A lot can happen.
I mean, it's huge, too.
really chilled by holes 15, 16, 17, 17, 18, one.
One.
Yeah, like, lips around.
Well, we'll get into the actual golf later in the show because this is a sports podcast.
We love seeing you guys talk to your men about what you learned here at the toast.
We are helping women.
This is a women's, like, health podcast.
I mean, it literally is we're constantly talking about women's health.
Our periods.
And, like, various other feminine issues.
But no, like, for dinner tonight, if you're not.
going on a date with your man or a new man you want to impress like we've got all the talking points
for you okay so stay tuned for that for that for sure yes i mean sure we have the super bowl news
we have the super bowl news there's a lot to discuss do you want to get into it do you feel comfortable
i do i did also want to say that i didn't know like i was supposed to be waiting up for an
announcement last night how did everybody know that they were announcing it i would my well so the
cowboys it was the cowboy's game at eight o'clock my husband was watching the game and as the
game started, he said they're announcing the halftime show at halftime of this game. And I was like,
oh, I was like, okay, so call me when that happens. But then I was in, and he was watching in the
living room. And I was in my bed and I was turned something on. I was like, I'll just watch
the game until the halftime show. So I was like sitting there waiting. And I think that also
made it worse for me because I was like so excited. And you know, in my head, I'm like, is it
Taylor, is it Taylor? Right. Taylor, Adele. And they said, no, it's bad. It's not. It's
not for the girls.
So we'll get into that.
By the girls and for the girls.
We'll get into that, but I just want to say, like,
it's giving last minute because if they knew who the person was,
like I thought there would be so much type,
like, how do I not know that they're making the announcement?
Like, I live and breathe this,
and I didn't even know that there was an announcement coming.
Yeah, but I feel like usually it just sort of drops
and then I catch it and like, that's just how it is.
The fact that I sat there for two hours and like at 49 seconds left in the second
quarter, I really had to pee, but I'm like, it's 49 seconds.
Like, I'll wait.
and I just sat there holding my pee
but you know 49 seconds in football
is 20 minutes.
It's three hours, yeah.
And then I finally like,
then I checked my phone
and they had already announced it like on Twitter.
It was on Twitter before.
I watched it on TV.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm just gonna go pee
and like what a waste of my time.
Yeah, so I'm glad I didn't wait up
because like I went to bed part deliciously early.
Yeah.
Fell asleep to the sweet sounds of Aina Garden.
Ugh, even though I want to kill Aina.
What'd she do now?
One thing about Aina is she fucks heavily
with a food processor.
Like she doesn't make a dish
without the food processor
like on the counter.
Respect.
And Ben is now like gung ho
on getting a food processor
and like we just don't need one.
And we actually had like an argument last night
he was on Amazon getting a food processor
and I just said I'm like please
I'm actually like begging you on my hands and he's like
please don't get a food processor.
First of all I know you don't give rats ass
about food safety like you're there are so many parts
like you're not going to keep it clean.
It's just going to be like strewed about on the counter
there's no space for it like please.
And he was like,
why can't I just get a food processor?
And I was like, you can, but I'm actually asking you not to.
You know what you should have said?
And then we had, because we just cleaned out the kitchen.
And then we had this like negotiation.
And he was like, okay, because I begged him when we were cleaning out the kitchen.
I'm like, this enormous blender.
You've never used it.
Like seriously get rid of it.
And he was like, I need a blender.
And it's not like a little neutral bullet.
Like it's a big ass blender.
But a blender is a food processor.
Yeah.
So are you getting one system that has both?
So he is now, we have agreed to,
part ways with the ancient filthy blender.
Great.
And I have agreed to get the small seven quart.
Is it quart?
Seven cup.
Food processor.
But also, and I know this would be Team Ben if I say this,
but like there are blender systems where it's a base
and then they have a blender attachment or a food.
Or a food processor attached.
Because it does the same thing of mixing.
So he could have gotten something like that,
but that's more parts for you.
yeah but you should have said to him you're such a good chopper you don't need a food processor
it's like for people who can't chop so good he was like I should the nerve to look me in the eyes and
say yeah but I want to make gazpachos that's really hard that's hard on the marriage that's a
conversation ender that's hard on the marriage I was like you're ridiculous
it was like seriously the most contentious time like we I was just like I wasn't even saying no I was just
please please I was begging like think of me think of your child please don't and don't
we've lived a good life we have lived a oh I'm sorry oh the noise noise noise noise the other part of
the argument that bears mentioning is that we got a food processor for our wedding we had it for
what we've been married now eight years we probably had it for six years never once you said I gave
it away two years ago so like you not only did you have one for six years
you never used it.
You've now lived without it for two years
and you're completely fine.
You're completely happy and content in your life.
But just because fucking bitch,
Ina cooks with it.
Like, I'm seriously so fucking done with Ina.
I like really,
I empathize with you as an empath.
And I knowing that you're going through this marital spat.
But I do sympathize with Ben
because I love gadgets.
And if I'm watching something
and there's something that I need that I don't have,
like I need it.
I need a gadget.
But I live in a house.
And that's why.
what a house is for. Correct. So if Ben wants to buy me a house, I'll buy him a food processor.
He can move to the suburbs if he wants a food processor. Correct. Until then, chop, chop, chop.
Until then, no gazpacho for you. Yeah, you should make him watch shows of people who have like
small kitchens and live in cities. Tiny kitchen. He could learn hacks for being in a small kitchen
and not being able. Like, Ina has a huge kitchen. You can't relate to that. She's a palatial
estate. Yeah. No, that's, you should find a creator who, um, you know, who has,
Who does that? Who does that?
I don't know how to say, I don't know her name.
The New York Times, Chrissy Teagan girl.
Allison Roman.
Yes.
She has a YouTube series.
It's like really good and she has a, at least last time I watched,
she has a small kitchen.
So she's going hacks.
Got it.
So Ben should become an Alison Roman girl.
I am only subscribing to like poor chefs who don't have big kitchens, you know.
Yeah.
Life hack.
See, compromise.
Yeah, I'll go on Ben's phone and like subscribe him to like a bunch of like tiny kitchen content creators.
You should take his phone and follow Allison Roman.
Like just like.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That there.
Leave it there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.
Like kind of trouble of paradise for me.
You've been through a lot.
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Our first story, Bad Bunny is headlining the Apple Music Super Bowl
2026 halftime show.
It was announced last night at the Cowboys Packers game
during halftime that Bad Bunny will be the halftime show.
There was like a little video of him sitting on top of a goal post saying Super Bowl halftime show.
So I'm split because.
I'm a Tostata of course
But I'm also a swirley
And I was really hoping
We had like a long extensive discussion
About like
Who it could be
No and like really hoping for like
One for the girlies, you know
Like a pop girlie Taylor was thrown around
Adele was turned around
Miley was really thrown around
Of course Kelly Clarkson is always welcome
So it's not my particular genre
So I'm not like lit up
Like I'm not gonna be like waiting around
Like for what he's gonna sing
But I know there's a lot of people who are excited
especially people from my community.
So I'm happy for you guys.
You're happy for your community.
I'm happy for my community,
but like,
is this who I would have chosen?
No.
No.
And especially with the names
that were floating around,
which were so exciting.
And so girly,
we've had like three men in a row.
Yeah, we have.
We haven't had a pop moment in a while.
And I thought this was our time.
I just assumed it was our time.
I didn't even think that they might
be someone from left field who wasn't a girl.
In the mix.
In the mix.
Yeah.
No, or even if it wasn't.
wasn't Adele, Miley, or Taylor.
Taylor.
I don't know.
I just thought it was going to be like girly and swirly.
Especially as the NFL is like trying to like get more girls and women involved with like
Taylor.
And then this is just like a total left turn.
Zach was explaining to me.
He's like NFL's really trying to court a global audience in general.
Like they play the games in London.
They just did one in Dublin this weekend.
And Bad Bunny is the biggest artist globally in the entire world.
So like this is just like great marketing for them to like get into the audience like millions of
audience but like then they're just like not necessarily catering to the people who are like the
fans of the NFL who have teams in the league like the people who watch so yeah there's like two
initiatives I think on a small scale the NFL's like you know within our country trying to like
cater more towards women and that's why they have like the Christian use check partnership and like
little things um but yeah there is this like initiative to make football like a globally
recognized sport because football is actually soccer for most people and yeah nobody outside of
America plays the sport of football like they don't even have leagues so I understand what they're
trying to do and honestly in that regard like this is a brilliant choice no it is worth mentioning that
like he just announced a world tour and he was not stopping in the US he had zero shows in the
US and I think also it's like a political thing so now you're going to do like the biggest show in the
US but you wouldn't go see your fans in the US he had said that he was skipping the US on his
tour completely um because he didn't want it to um i'm like paraphrasing here but he didn't want like
it to become a hot spot for immigration yeah that he didn't want ice to be waiting outside his
concert to deport his fans right so um i think i don't know why the super bowl would be different
but maybe it's just like a thing of like get your bag you know oh speaking of get your bag he doesn't
get paid no you don't get paid to do the super bowl but it's get your eyeballs it's
Even Apple Music?
No, you don't get paid to do the Super Bowl.
We've talked about this so many times.
And, like, really, there's no amount that they could pay you.
Yeah.
And then people will get paid different.
It's really messy.
And, like, you're on the biggest stage of the world.
Like, that's the payment.
But he did say in a statement, he said, what I'm feeling goes beyond myself.
It's for those who came before me and ran countless yards so I could come in and score a touchdown.
This is for my people, my culture, and our history.
Slay the house down.
Love someone who's proud of their culture.
It's just not who I would have chosen.
but I'm happy people are excited so as long as you know this is for someone great yeah um speaking of get
your bag I have completely fallen into the side of TikTok that's talking about the Riyadh comedy festival
now at first I thought it was a joke I've been sending you the Riyadh comedy festival for the last few weeks
I thought it was a joke I didn't know it was a real festival it's a real festival oh my god there's so much drama you guys like so and I guess
I didn't realize so and by the way it all comes back to golf ready because of live
Yeah. So I guess like Saudi Arabia has like this ministry of like foreign affairs that's really been trying to like infiltrate culture. And they've been hosting a lot of they've been trying to like get like Americans into. They're trying to like meet us halfway. Right. So like they started the live golf tournament and got a bunch of like American and European golf players. So like start playing in Saudi Arabia. They're trying to like normalize their culture. And they've also been doing it a lot with boxing. And I guess I didn't realize because like I don't really pay attention to golf or boxing. But then this weekend they threw a comedy festival and people are really.
really upset because it's like held by the crown prince of Saudi Arabia and like
Saudi Arabia is hell of problematic. You know, like women can't drive and they have like slavery.
It's like really bad. And so all these top tier comedians, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, those were like
the biggest names. Oh, Billber. People are really mad at Billber. You have to see the lineup.
It's like the biggest comedians in America. And then it's also like the big comedians of the, you know,
like Tom Segura. Tom Segura. Yes. So they have, Saudi Arabia has paid these comedians.
insane amounts of money to sort of like, you know,
forego like a moral stance.
Overlook the human rights violations and make us laugh.
To come and play one show.
And I'm sure that these comedians thought
like it wasn't going to become that big of a story.
Like who gives a shit about like a random comedy festival
festival in Saudi Arabia?
And again, like people have been playing golf for Saudi Arabia.
It was kind of a big deal with the golf thing.
But like all these boxing matches have been happening.
Like I'm sure they were like, nobody really cares.
It's one weekend.
Everyone's not going to be paying attention.
But it has blown up.
I think it's more so because a lot of these comedians
comedians, almost all of it. I mean, comedy in itself is very political. And so a lot of them, you know, do their comedy to express their political views. And like this is, you know, kind of like a crazy thing to do. And people are so mad. I was really, I was actually really shocked to see two women up there too. Like Whitney Cummings. Yikes. Yikes. And Jessica Carson, who I really like to, like, I'm just following this whole thing. It's so crazy. And I understand. And so this other comedian, I said you this video, I didn't know his name. He
dropped out and he like made this video he said he had dropped out two weeks ago like before all of
this happened but now with all the flyers going around people are seeing his face is on the old flyers
so he's like people think I'm still doing it and I'm not actually not doing it and he was basically
saying like they paid him for like 40 times as much as what he gets for a regular show so let's say
he makes a thousand dollars a show they were offering him $40,000 and he made this like video being
like all right so I'll just do 40 shows I'll just work really hard and do 40 shows like okay
like that's your job like why are yelling at us like it has been I you guys my TikTok is
infiltrated by it. It has been the craziest. And now I'm getting content from the festival,
like the official festival account, making like hype videos of Kevin Hart. I just know Kevin Hart
wants to die. Like he did not think it was going to turn into such a big deal. Not like all
these videos are resurfacing. It is so crazy. I'm obsessed. Yeah, it is really crazy. I'm
sure Kevin Hart's getting paid a lot of money. Yeah, I think I heard that the most anyone had gotten
paid and I assume it was either him or Dave Chappelle is $2 million.
I thought more.
And then on the lower end, I think like some of the smaller comedians are getting like 150,
which is like more than they would really ever make in a single given show.
Well, of course, but like, that just doesn't sound like enough.
I completely agree.
And people, oh, and so this, oh, it really became a story because Shane Gillis spoke about it.
He went on a podcast being like, yeah, of course I got offered.
I turned it down.
And they, oh, I'm sorry.
It takes craziness because Pete Davidson is there.
Pete Davidson and everybody's like, well, if anyone,
is going to do it. It can be Pete Davidson because
his dad died in 9-11. Like Saudi Arabia is like extremely 9-11
coded. And so he's just getting what's rightfully his. It's
sort of like, you know, payback almost. But Pete Davidson
made it a big story and then Shane Gillis went on a podcast being like,
it's so crazy. Like they offered me money. I said no, they came back,
offered even more money. He was like, it's so much money, but like,
I'm not doing it. Him and Mark Maron. I saw Mark Maron. I sent you
Mark Marrins. Yeah. They talked about how like they were both
offered and like it was kind of like a no-brainer and they were shook when like all their comedy
friends like everyone the biggest were we're doing it yeah and if anybody has two tickets for the
rea comedy festival this weekend please let me know I'm looking for two GA tickets you'd like to go
yeah how much would someone have to pay you um there's actually like no amount like yeah I can't be
bought in that sense I can be bought I'm just like not really down to go to Saudi Arabia right
like you have to go yeah right oh that for sure oh and so oh and it's all it's all about like free
speech because they don't have free speech there and they actually just killed a journalist it's like
a really kind of hot button area right now tim dillon was doing it and then they canceled him for
something that he said on his podcast okay so he was talking about and i thought timelan was joking
that's what he said on like i saw real but like everything he says is so dry humor i don't know if
he's joking or not i agree 1,000 percent that's why i thought the festival wasn't real no but
his participation was real at one point and I guess now he's really not going and it's because
like they were monitoring what he was saying on his podcast about it I guess he like mentioned
the slavery and he's out yeah got it so like we can't talk about slavery so it's just really
crazy yeah really crazy but everyone who was going is still going
it's happened already I think it was this weekend I don't know if it's over yet a week's long
thing you know comedy festivals like there it's like right because I saw a video of
Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle already there.
Yeah, no, but I, when I last, like, just for laughs,
it's like a month long thing, you know, New York Comedy Festival.
You're right, you're right.
It's like a season almost.
It's like weeks long, yeah.
People are really mad at Bill Burr.
That's like where I've seen the most outreach for.
I don't know, because like Bill, I feel like Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle,
they're like, they do social, cultural commentary.
A lot of it is political.
So you would expect them to take like some sort of like moral high ground.
I was watching people on TikTok talking.
about it's like not shocking that Kevin Hart would do it there's like nothing Kevin Hart wouldn't do like he's just sort of like pleases everyone you know he's really not a polarizing figure he's just like can he talks about like family stuff like it's not I don't know that he has to edit his set that much because it seems pretty Saudi Arabia friendly just in general um Dave Chappelle and uh Bill Burr who are like these more cultural commentators I imagine they're limited in their material mm-hmm because I don't think most of it would fly interesting
But I think it's more so people were saying, like, I think they expected like this to fly under the radar, much like a lot of the other sort of like Saudi Arabian cultural events recently.
And it's really not because comedy is so political.
And I think a lot of like the consumers of comedy are sort of like intellectual people who like wouldn't let this fly.
And who I expect better from their faves.
But also I think some comedians kind of like, you know, have this moral superiority.
commentating on everyone beneath you and everything that's stupid and ugly and when you put yourself
like on a pedestal like that like then yeah you're not immune to that's really what it is totally
but not all comedians like do that sort of Kevin Hart right like Kevin Hart I wouldn't think of him as like a
condescending comedian so like no I wouldn't think of him as even so much like comedy is really not
even so much comedy anymore as it is like cultural commentating like on what's the state of the world state of
affairs and Kevin Hart doesn't really do that he just like tells funny stories about his
kids. Oh, Sebastian Madascalco was on there.
Yeah.
Not my boyfriend.
Not your boyfriend. You'll have to call him.
But he also, he's like a Kevin Hart. He just talks about like funny stories, like not
really. His comedy would probably be safe in Saudi Arabia anyways.
Yeah.
Different strokes for different folks.
So, LA.
Our next story, some sports news writer cup 2025.
Europe wins the cup despite a last minute U.S. comeback.
Europe has kept the cup.
One thing that I didn't know about the Ryder Cup.
So you have to win 14 and a half points because there's 28 points total.
So in order to be the winner, 14 and a half.
But if you win 14 points and you already had the cup, you keep the cup.
So if you're tied, like, yeah, Europe keeps the cup.
So Shane Lowry got the 14th point and they're celebrating.
And Zach was like, it's over.
I'm like, okay, you could put on football.
And then people are like, are you so, then you guys were like, did you see that?
And I'm like, wait, I thought it's over.
I thought like whenever you hit the point, it's done.
But no, so the score wound up being 15 to.
I don't know.
They really made the scoring so unnecessarily confusing.
And Ben was explaining it to me.
I'm like, you're not speaking English.
And when I was there, I wasn't understanding anything.
When I was watching on TV, I wasn't understanding anything.
And then like the third day was more like a little bit easier to understand because everybody was just like one on one.
Yeah.
Not like a four.
Like it was so fucking confusing.
Yeah. And at half a point, I was so confused. No, it was confusing. The Americans like really stunk so bad. Oh my God, they were so bad. It's like it wasn't like one person brought the team down. Like everybody just decided to like do their worst. No. And then on the last day like everyone's coming through and like playing strong. But it's like why can't you just do that on the first day? That's like when I watch a football game and nothing happens in the first three quarters. And then at the end it's like this race and it's like they don't have enough time. I'm like you just had 45 minutes and you did nothing. And like stricent de Shambo like stunk it up.
like probably made the biggest duty ever like so bad and they were like he came back at the end and
he actually had a historic comeback it was the largest comeback he was like down by five five in rider
cup history since like 1979 i'm like that's not a sleigh why were you down by five yeah that was rough
but i do feel like and not to like point fingers at specific players but some players point you know more
because they're the best in the world scotty sheffler like was turning like big turd where was number one like
it wasn't giving number one energy and it's great that he was able to beat Rory on day three
but like you win every championship every cup every match that you play and you win and like when
it's time to play for your country like the energy's not there yeah that wasn't cool especially
because i think they all wanted it so badly of course they're competitive guys are professional
athletes there's like a level of you know you want to win but i was watching a lot of their
interviews and almost all of them got really choked up and the interviewer each time was like
why are you getting so emotional like why is it so important to you they were just like
I love my country so much.
Like they wanted it so bad.
They had the heart.
They didn't have the skill.
Like what in the world?
The thing is that they have the skill because I know.
Rankings wise,
most of these players are ranked higher than the European players.
But like Europe just like has that camaraderie and like the teamwork.
Like I wasn't seeing the teamwork that and that's what makes the dream work.
And like day one and day two were so bad.
And clearly like they all got on a group text on Saturday night being like we have to do better.
No, but it's like they all played well Sunday.
They played well Sunday solo.
Like the issue is that they don't play as a team.
And I think that comes up in previous cups.
And then it's not expected that you win when you're away because of all the heckling.
And like you really get a home court advantage when it's in your country.
So like this was their time to win, especially because they are the better players.
And they're on their turf.
And the Europeans are getting like verbally abused by the crowd.
Like that really messes with your head.
And so they had all the.
the energy going into it.
And so, like, why didn't they win?
Does this happen every year?
Every two years.
Got it.
But every two years, there's also what's the President's Cup,
and that's the U.S. players versus the Canadian players.
So, like, there's always something.
Are there, like, big Canadian golfers?
Yeah, Michelle Money's husband.
Slaid Michelle Money.
Mm-hmm.
And when I watched it on full swing, like,
it wasn't as much of a wash as you would think.
Like there was a game to be played.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Well, we can't be Europeans, maybe we can beat the Canadians.
I wonder if there's a cup that's Europeans versus Canadians.
I'm sure there is.
I don't think they would leave us out like that.
It's all, they tell me everything is not about me.
But what if it is.
So a lot of the drama at the cup had to do with like the fan reaction.
reactions. Rory McElroy at one point turned around and pointed, shut the fuck up.
When he scored a point, he was like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, well, that too.
It was cheering, fuck you, Rory. It was giving, like, Kim Richards, like, with the finger in the face,
shut the fuck up. It was so crazy. Like, and then he did in a press conference. He was just being
like, I agree. Like, the Americans were out of control. Like, we needed to be, like, a little bit
more, like, tempered in our reactions. But he was living for being the victim, like, in the press
conference just talking about like how unacceptable it was like chill okay chill we're having fun yeah but
i'm of two minds one like i know the europeans heckled the americans when we're in europe do they use
expletives i need to know i need context like what level was this jeering at compared to like what happens
in every rider cup uh two like i'm so also it's worth mentioning by the way because i was there
not everyone was american i saw so many irish flags so many british flags they weren't jeering
they weren't taunting no but maybe they could have been contributed
to the toxic environment too, by the way.
Yeah.
Just saying.
But also then people were like hurling insults about his wife and she was there the whole
time and you know he has like a little bit of a scandalous personal life and so they
were like making fun of that.
Oh, what was it again?
He like they separated.
He was like rumored to be dating that golf reporter who is on full swing.
She's a commentator on full swing.
She's talking about him all the time.
It's like really crazy.
And then he got back together with his wife and they have a daughter.
But he like the daughter was.
young when he like left and then he came back but they're a happy family leave them alone they
were the fans were making fun of Shane Lowry's weight oh my god you mean Luke Combs I kind of
loved Shane Lowry he was so cute he was really cute as I said he's usually there is like
Rory's plus one they always play together they're like the best of friends but he was like
the MVP I mean Tommy Flewood was the MVP of course but like Shane Lowry really
like stepped his shussy up okay Shalussie his Shane Laurcee he's Shane Laurcy
I love that for him
Yeah no
There was a great showing for them
Despite all the hate
And of course Justin Rose
Who got like the first
I guess for the last day
They played them in order
Of who's playing best
Because like the Americans
Couldn't afford to lose one
Right
So Cam Young
Go Off King
Number one
Justin Rose
Who's the oldest player
In the competition
By far
Whitney's husband
45
He crushed
Even though he lost to Cam Young
Like he crushed the whole weekend
right right and John Rom lost
John Rom lost
even though he's like really solid
I feel like you want John Rom on your team
John Rom bomb
Justin Rose has cavaliers and I just feel like
that's really important to know about him
that is definitely a really good thing to know
in case that comes up in trivia night
at date night with your husband tonight
so all in all
you don't happen to know what type of dogs
Justin Rose has do you sweetie
Oh, I do. It's a
Cavalier. Yeah. Cavalier.
Yeah. Cavalier.
Oh, no, it was kind of an embarrassment. I felt like for the first
Ryder Cup that I watched, like, as a present
individual, like, I got the worst one.
No, it was definitely annoying that we lost,
annoying that there was, like, drama.
And, like, maybe we didn't, like, put our best foot forward
as Americans. I just do feel like Rory was, like,
blowing it up. Like, and I, I'm not
doubting his experience. Like, I saw the videos. The person
who threw the drink at his wife, like, seriously,
deserves to never leave his house again. Like, seriously,
jail. Um, I just feel like he really like blew it up to sort of like amplify the stereotype that
like Americans are rowdy and like Europeans are classy. Like it was just annoying. I would agree with
you. But did you see that video that went viral of him like talking about how much he loves
this country. Oh my God. I did about how his wife is American and his daughter's American and it's
the most amazing country in the world. And it was honestly giving Patriot. You're right.
I take it back. It was giving Patriot. So I don't think he's just like rushing to hate America.
No, you're right. He lives here. So I'm holding space for both things and now I'm like neutral on
you're right you're right because I thought that was like really big especially I don't know when
he said it but it seems like he said it recently and he's going up against America and he said like
this is this is the greatest country in the world like there's so much opportunity for success if
you work hard like really beautiful way to speak about the country agreed it should be on like
a commercial for the US it was nice you're right I take it back so net net I'm still good with
Rory me too and ever since I sat next to him on a plane did you no you know I love to like
make things up randomly just lie for literally no reason um and one time i went to scottesdale for like
a comedy show like years ago when i got home i just like decided to lie and scottesdale's like a big
golf destination and everybody on my flight was like on a golf trip so i was like oh there was this guy
and i was sitting in first class so i was like there was this guy next to me who's like a big golfer
his name was like rory mackleroy what did he say and i pronounced it wrong i was like
Roy, McIlroy or something.
And he was like, you're lying.
And it was the first time I ever just
like randomly lied for no fucking reason.
And I just remember it because I've done like a million lies
since then. And they're not lies. I don't tell, like, keep them forever.
I tell them like five minutes later. And that one stuck with me because it, yeah, it
definitely infected me with like the lie bug. And I was just like,
yeah, he was super nice. He was like on a golf trip with his boys.
That's really funny.
also Rory like it's very like in the documentary he's like a big face of the PGA like
he's very anti-lib very um principled about that you know he would not have done the Riyadh golf
festival who went live who went live Bryson and like a big one no somebody huge went
and now they've now they've merged right like now it's not a big deal yeah now they merged
and like Rory just like I felt bad for Rory
because he's like he stuck his neck out like
you know yeah defending PGA
and now they've merged it's so confusing
Phil Mickelson he was the biggest one
and also John Rom
John Romm
Dustin Johnson
Dustin Johnson and Brooks Kepka
Brooks Kepka
yeah
damn
very interesting stuff you've got to watch full swing
I kind of do
yeah
are you ready for our next story
what number number three
Yeah
Wedding bells for Salina and Benny
Selina Gomez married Benny Blanco
this weekend in
Santa Barbara, California
she shared some photos of
themselves with a little...
She did?
Yeah, with this...
I only saw Benny's...
You didn't see all these pictures with the filter?
Hold on, I only saw Benny posting
like a really cute mirror picture where she looked so pretty.
She posted like all these artsy photos.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, like, give us less.
I just want to see, like, the ceremony.
There is very little that she's giving, except she is...
She took pictures of Polaroid pictures.
She is sharing her look, which I think is a really beautiful look and not...
Yes, it is.
Not what you would have expected.
No, it's very old Hollywood, like hair parted to the side.
She looks gorgina.
She does, and I just want to commend them on getting married because I think that when they got engaged,
I thought it was just an engagement to be engaged and to stay.
and I didn't think they would get married.
And if they did, it wouldn't be this quick
and, like, you know, just traditional.
Timely.
And we need to add them to the list of celebrities
who actually got married.
Yeah, celebrities love to get married for press,
for just something to do.
I'm sorry, they love to get engaged for press.
They love to get engaged for literally just like an activity.
A new piece of jewelry.
For attention and new jewelry, yeah.
But to get married is a really big thing.
And so congratulations.
Very few, like, take it seriously.
Congratulations on getting married.
Yeah, that's a huge.
step when you're engaged we love that you she literally looked so gorgeous i need to see more yeah a lot
of slubs were there people said that taylor swift was there was there and she was also at the game last
night yeah well when you've played like you could do whatever you want yeah but that's like a late
night and then where did they play they played the ravens Baltimore they played him so she flew
that's cross country but then she wasn't seen at the game yeah i think she's taking this stalker
situation like hella seriously um and so she snuck in through her
back door. Or she just like really wants
Life of a Showgirl release day to be like massive. Maybe she
like I don't know maybe she changed her hair. Or she was hung over
from the wedding. Like no but she just wanted to roll in in leggings. No I think no matter
what happened she wasn't going to be seen because she hasn't been seen. Yeah. And
she's not been seen anywhere outside of game. We didn't even see her like at the wedding. I feel
like she's incognito for some reason. Maybe stalker but like maybe life of a show girl. I really
feel like it's stalker actually but then she has to promote this album in four days yeah we know
she's doing jimmy phallon we know she's doing grab norton and that's it for now yeah we'll see very
exciting t minus four days to life of a showgirl t minus four days and all we've gotten is we just got a new
commercial like for a target exclusive oh i mean i can't with the vinals and the i know it's another vinyl
and when it comes to the free poster like okay i'll
And it's like the pink spritz lemonade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's skinny confidential.
Literally.
That's literally what this vinyl is called.
Like, come on.
I know she's like obviously dealing with something.
No, just four days.
Just give it four days and you're about to get like a whole new work of art, you know?
That's like so underrated.
Is that this week?
Friday.
Oh my God.
Not only do we have Yom Kippur.
We also have Taylor Swift's new album.
What a crazy week.
Yeah.
Lot can happen a week.
So true.
I feel like one week from today.
Well, first of all, we'll finally be able to talk shit again.
Thank God.
that's not really how it works like we're meant to be doing better you know in earnest
no it's true we're at least like supposed to try I actually had a crazy dream last night so that's
I will never share who the weenie was even though most of you guessed it yeah and I'm glad you
all were thinking what we were thinking but we didn't have to say it I guess that's me sharing I apologize
no no that's not me yeah well I saw people guessing like most of the same person I also saw a couple
people guessing Stacey Schroeder just know like we would literally never so or Megan Markle and no
that was wrong like that nothing to do with that no the other person yeah it was her
Claudia
We're supposed to be good
I am good
Yeah, we are
We know what's in our hearts
We know what's in our hearts
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Our next story, a little fashion news.
Merrill Streep or should I say Miranda Priestley meets Anna Wintour
while in character during groundbreaking Milan Fashion Week Exchange.
So as we know, Devil Wears Prada 2 is filming.
Law Fashion Week is going on.
Miranda Priestley arrived at real Milan Fashion Week,
and she met real Anna Wintour,
who Miranda Prisley is based off of it.
It's all very meta.
And it's cool that they're using real fashion shows
to film for the movie.
Yeah, so like for the most part,
I have hated how this movie is being spoiled for us.
Like all the paparazzi pictures,
it's so annoying.
Having said that, I don't feel that way about this
because I love this.
I love when movies or TV shows
like film at the real life event,
like when Entourage filmed at the Emmy.
It's like loved.
It's really so cool.
And for this, for then us,
to get this moment of Miranda Priestley and Anna Wintour.
And there's always been like whispers of like,
well, it's like how does Anna feel about her portrayal
in Devil Wears product?
Because that's really how she will mostly be remembered
for people who don't know her,
who haven't, you don't have the pleasure of interacting with her.
Of working with Ms. Wintour.
That's how we see her as as Miranda Priestley.
And you know what?
I do feel like it's pretty on the nose.
Like maybe it's harsh,
but I think she's a harsh lady.
And I think I think it's accurate.
And I think if there ever was a time
where she didn't like it,
maybe that was true, but she's learned to embrace it because it's such a cultural,
like a beloved character.
And it really at this point only benefits her to lean in.
And I feel like for many years, we all wondered, like, how did Anne Hathaway's life,
like, was that affected, like, about her ability to, like, get into fashion or even
ever be in vogue due to her participation in the movie.
Same with Meryl Streep, same with Emily Blunt.
And so now I feel like it's good, but I do feel like there was a couple of years where
Adam was definitely annoyed and, like, blacklisted them from stuff.
I wish I was like a present person on this earth during that time.
And like did they go to the Met Gala that year they were promoting the movie?
Yeah.
Had they gone to the Met Gala previously?
Meryl, this, that.
Because I feel like Merrill would get the brunt of it, right?
Yes.
I came out in 2006.
2006.
Oh, let's say 2006 and 7.
2006 and 2007
MetGala
Ann Hathaway
Okay, wait
What year is this?
Anne Hathaway's Meggela looks through the years.
Thank you, she knows.com
2023,
2018, 2015,
2014, 2013, 2013, 2010.
2009 was her debut.
three years after the movie.
It feels like maybe Anna had time to get over it.
Yes, but it also feels late,
but I also feel like these days,
MetGala invites are so willy-nilly,
whereas back then it was harder.
Like, just because you were in L.A.
Enchanted doesn't mean that you can come to the gala.
Okay.
Now, here's Meryl Streep.
Does Merrill Streep go to the Mek gala?
Definitely, no?
Oh my God, five celebrities
who have surprisingly never been to the Mek Gala.
But this wasn't written in 2022.
But yeah, she hadn't been.
She's never, as of 2025,
she has never attended the Meggala.
That's heavily a choice.
Or has she been blacklisted?
Right.
Maybe this year will be her first year.
It'd be cool if they were filming,
but it's not till May,
so it probably won't be included.
Yeah, but this is cool that they use
Real Fashion Week.
Yeah.
Other than that, like,
please keep the footage to yourselves.
I want to be surprised.
Can we enjoy anything these days?
No, we can't.
Yeah, it's just also like,
I'm wasting,
my excitement on these moments when it's like,
we wasted the good surprise on you.
Yeah, when I want to be excited about the movie,
not feel like I've already seen it, like, through pictures.
I scroll right past those stories,
and I don't want you to ever, besides for this one,
share them as stories on the toes.
I really don't, because also everyone has a guest cameo.
I think also there's a lot of, like,
fake stuff being filmed to throw people off,
which is a good tactic, but, like, I'm not watching that closely.
They did that with the summer I turned pretty.
There was like a scene.
What's his name?
Gavin.
Yeah, Jeremiah and Belly,
and she looks to be married, like, in a wedding dress.
It was actually really smart.
Yeah.
That's what you have to do these days.
Like, remember when sex in the city ruined, like, the Aden thing?
It's so annoying.
Yeah.
Good thing that shows stunk and nobody cared, but still.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story,
which is some new couple news that I think you're going to be excited about?
I am.
My coxidinious playing up, which means I'm ready for the fifth and final story.
Your body.
My body usually tells me, like, when we're ready for the fifth and final.
Usually it's like Bruno jumping up.
Right.
Our fifth and final story, hot new couple alert.
Madeline Klein was caught making out with Prince Constantine Alexios of Greece and Denmark
in a steamy new snap.
So Madeline Klein from Outer Banks, you know, darling of the film industry.
Chase Stose's X.
Young Hollywood, Pete Davidson's X.
Yeah, she really has like a percheelicious roster.
Just a gorgeous girl.
She's so gorgeous.
Was caught making out with a prince, the prince of Greece and Denmark.
His name is Constantine Alexios.
He's 26, she's 27.
He's also, like, very handsome.
He's not just a prince.
No, he's so hot.
He's a handsome prince.
Okay.
So much to unpack.
First of all, I feel like when you've really kind of scorched the young Hollywood eligible bachelor list,
like the only place you go naturally next is royalty.
It's overseas.
And I love that she's going Greece to Denmark, you know.
I have no notes.
I think this is such a sleigh.
Sophie Turner Pellegrino.
Yep, I thought the same thing.
Yeah, such a sleigh, like what can be said.
She, I think Dumois had the picture.
They said the people's princess, which she is.
Literally.
Like she could be an ex-grace Kelly.
Keep going.
In a very small way, she already is.
No, but like you can't really be without like marrying royalty, you know, like.
No, even if they don't get married, having a royal connection in your dating history is such a chic thing.
Like years from now when they say, oh, she's.
used to date a prince like it's so fucking cool it is but i think and she'll always have that because
we'll always have this and it will always be a notch in her belt but there are ways to make the notch
even bigger maybe multiple notches and i don't like i want to see this flourish you know i mean 26
is a little young but maybe he's a mature 26 i mean when you grow up in royalty like you actually
grow up really quickly i'm not joking um i also think like what i'm trying to think of like
a comparison, like to celebrities
or people we know who have like that
royal connection. Megan Markle?
One that's not so obvious.
Like Diane von Furstenberg, right?
She's like royal.
Yeah.
Carol Radswell.
I was just going to say Carol Radswell.
But she's not royal.
She's a Kennedy connected.
Yeah, but then there's a Kennedy
that's a princess or a Carol.
I don't know.
No, they're not.
No one even knows.
Just, yeah, it doesn't matter.
No one knows where it comes from.
You're just attached to royalty.
And that is good.
They're just like American royalty.
No, there's a princessness in there.
Oh, yeah.
Carol said she like technically was a princess.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love this.
This is so elevated.
Like nobody, and she's like a part of that crew, right?
She has just outcrued the crew.
Like no one's on her level.
No one's doing this.
No one's doing this.
I love it.
I love it.
they could keep like circling the drain with Austin Butler like right oh my God
Austin Butler's like vomiting he's like you will never be a prince no matter how many
accents you fake you will never be royalty maybe you could play one sure in a movie maybe you
could play Prince Alexios of Greece and Denmark in the movie about his life with
Madeline Klein yeah Prince Constantine Alexios remember the name literally the name on everybody's
lips is also Madeline Klein.
Sleigh, I love this for her.
Yeah, this is a major sleigh.
Sle of the day, if you will.
New segment?
Sleigh of the day.
I really like that.
Chow to town.
Okay, I have my thing here.
Your what?
Your cup?
My not, no, my notepad.
Slay of the day.
It's buried.
I haven't been note taken like I was.
This page only says one thing.
What does it say?
Spencer Pratt.
What about it?
Because we were having a conversation and you were like, wait, I want to talk about Spencer Pratt.
And we wanted to finish our conversation.
So I wrote it down so that we wouldn't forget.
Slay of the day.
Let's see.
Let's see if it catches on.
At the bare minimum title.
I love your sleigh day.
Day.
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