The Toast - Some Good Grift: Tuesday, February 24th, 2026

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Of course. You just said it's Dear Toasters today. It's Dear Toasters today. So apologies to the DTQ for, you know, for not having my finger on the trigger. Like having a stroke. That's okay.

You know what's so funny is actually bend up. he had a concussion last night. He was keeping me up all night about how like he needs to stay away. Why did he think that? Because he hit his head like pretty hard. Not to laugh. I mean,

it was like such annoying time because it was like right before bed. And like we should have waited up. That's always the worst time to hit your head. Chat said two hours and I'm like, that would mean we're going to bed at midnight. And that's just not going to work for me. And I was kind of like it was so inconvenient.

And I was like you should stay up. He's just like tall and like hit his head on like a thing on the ceiling. I don't know. Like I wasn't even paying attention. It's not like. I don't know where he was. He came. to the bedroom and was like, I hit my head and I honestly wasn't listening. Like a toddler. Yeah,

and I was like, well, I'm sorry, but I need to go to sleep. Good luck staying up for two hours and you also shouldn't be on your phone or watch TV. So I don't know what you're supposed to do, just laying in the dark for two hours. But not fall asleep. But not fall asleep. And he woke up this morning. So like, we're good. Okay. That doesn't mean that he's not concussed. But he's that dead. And that's really what I care about. That would be so terrible. The rats of concussion are always looming. You know what I mean? Well, actually, you know, Ben's sister just got a concussion and it's been like very damaging for the community.

Yeah, she's like, I have like a two week long headache. She went to the doctor like she hit her head in the middle of the day. How did she hit her head? You got to get the details. I feel like she told me. We need to know what we need to be looking out for. Oh, actually she did tell me. I would think so.

She was on an airplane and she got up like fast and hit her head on like, you know, the thing. And I said, you know, not to be a fearmonger, but that's how Billy Mays died. You know, Billy Mays from the oxycle. commercial suitcase fell out of the thing hit him right on the head he went home went to sleep never woke up a lot of people don't know that story oh my god i can't believe she actually got a concussion so yes she went to like city md or whatever and they were like no you legit have a concussion so she was like she can't work out she couldn't do all these things she was like trying to stay off her phone she had like a kind of a week's long headache mattie wow so concussion was like on our mind because

this is something like bed sister's actively oh it's munchausen he has so he has a case of munchausie Oh, speaking of Munchausen. Do we have this story about Lisa Rina? Yes, of course. Any excuse to talk about traitors on the off days. All said to say, Ben's fine. I forgot how we got here. Oh, because I was talking at the beginning of the episode.

As if you had a concussion, maybe you also have Munchausen. Because then Ben was in bed being like, Chat said, like if I'm feeling dizzy or slurring my words. I'm like, well, you're fine. He's like, yeah, but I feel like I might have a concussion. He was like, I said moit. And it was like the first time that you didn't like call him out for saying a word funny because you're like, go to sleep.

Yeah, it was so half a sleep. Go to sleep. The inconvenient concussion. Like, the timing was just not. Well, so is he out of the woods or? I mean, he woke up. But he might still have a concussion, but like, okay. So you have a concussion?

Yeah. Okay. I remember in, like, high school, this girl in my grade, shout out. Like, she was a queen in Diana Barrett's. She had a concussion and, like, it got her out of gym class. And I just remember being like, and she, like, obviously, like, played it up. Because, like, who doesn't want to, like, get out of gym class? And she would like sit on the steps and just being like,

and it was like the biggest deal like this concussion that she had. And like it affected me. Look, I'm still talking about it 10 years later. Tony. Um, yeah. And I never had a concussion. I just felt like it was kind of a sleigh to have one. Oh, and so you feel like you missed out.

Yeah. And like she didn't have to do like a lot of like things besides gym class, you know? Because like you couldn't look at computer screens and like she got like time off from her homework. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And things. She just like laying bed all day.

Right. Yeah. That's. Yeah. Well, shout out. Diana. I hope you're feeling better. Chat out Diana.

I hope it got better. It gets better, Diana. Like, she was the way she saw it, like, left out of everything. Can't play sports with her friend. Right. Everyone's talking about her concussion. They're going to talk about it on a podcast in 20 years. Don't you feel like Tell Me Lice has changed how you see the name Diana? Oh, for sure.

I think it's a strong, powerful name. The minute you said, Diana, I said, that's my queen right there. What did my queen do? And I don't know what I thought of the name Diana before, but now I think of it as an extremely, like, assertive queen-like name. Well, it is a princess-like name, Princess Diana. Oh, so funny. I never even put it together.

Me neither. Honestly, we have a, like, this generation's Diana is Diana. Alicia Crowder. Did she have a last name? Diana, queen. Wait. Diana, that's my queen right there. Diana, not falling for Stevens bullshit.

Yeah. I don't know her last name, but it almost doesn't matter. No, but everybody else had last name. She's like Princess Diana. I know, excuse me, she's like Madonna. Mm-hmm. Just Diana. Mm-hmm.

Diana greater than Madonna? Well, yeah, for some people. We have a great show today. It's Toasters, which means the DTQ is being fed. And we're kind of answering the age-old question in today's Deer Toasters. Is your husband gay? Correct.

Another one. Another one. And this one, like, I don't feel like we have to jump through a lot of hoops, you know? Okay. I can't wait to hear. Yeah. You must be excited.

I am. And I feel like for you, he will be gay. I think for you as well, but you know, I don't want to sweat anyone. Yeah, for me, it could be, but like for you, convert. be like for you confirmed like because if for you it's like if you're asking the question it's a yes i don't know i like to have like gay suspicions when no one is suspecting but like when it's so obvious straight you know yeah because it's like you would just be gay right no you would just be gay yeah if that's like if you're already seemingly so right except except you know my best friend eight

so you know when we were in high school people were like mean like he loves to sing and he's He's like very, he's my best friend. So like we have similar interests. He loves like theater. He's like sing a lot. And he just has like girly interest. And everyone was like, he was gay. And he took those rumors so fucking head on.

He was like, okay, you think I'm gay? Whatever I like to sing. Like he slayed the house down with those rumors to the point where I was like, he's literally not gay. Like what are you guys talking about? Cut to like 10 years later, he came out as gay. But the way he addressed those rumors in such a, I want to say, straight way. It was a sleigh.

He really threw me off. Yeah. So you never know. It's not a perfect rule. So yeah, it does like, I think that your experience with that has like colored your experience in dear coasters. Yes, it has. And then I actually, like, I talked to Abe about it all the time. And he was like, he was like, no, because like literally someone, he remembers, he has like a core memory of someone in his middle school being like, you know, if you like protest, thou doth.

In middle school, they weren't saying that. But thou doth protest too much. Like that makes you gay. And he said, like, there was a girl in his middle school who said, if you look at your nails, like, Like if you have something that you need to see on your hands and you look at your nails like this, you're straight. But if you look at them like this, you're gay. Oh, I would think it's the opposite. Okay, maybe I'm messing about.

Okay. But what's more, no, this is, sorry, this is more gay. Like when you check your, yeah, checking your nails is a girly thing. If you check your nails when someone says it. Right. But she was like, straight, gay. So he obviously has like a lot of trauma like from that conversation. But he's healing.

We're all healing together. Yeah. And dear Toasters, we're healing the community. We are healing the community one submission at a time. So let this be your sign. We've got a lot of Valentine's Day, because we're just coming off Valentine's Day drama. Did you have any Valentine's Day drama? Any game tunes drama?

How did you celebrate the big day? I went through Ben's phone, like very accidentally, like a week or two before. And I saw that he was like making plans to get me a purse, like a really nice purse. And I'm very much in like a money saving error right now. Some days, some like months I feel really like we should be indulging, treat yourself. But you know, I've just been like, you know, tightening the purse strings a little bit. And so I told Ben, I'm like, I didn't meet. I wasn't snooping.

I actually really wasn't. He asked me while he was driving to text his friend something for him. And I was like, yeah, sure. And I saw he was like texting with the sales associate. So I was like, I don't know if you were like planning on doing this for Valentine's Day. But like, please don't. Like I have everything I could possibly want. We have a beautiful life, not good.

Like I don't need anything right now. I will let you know when I do. It's Valentine's Day. It's not like my birthday or something. Yeah. So I said don't. And he didn't. And I appreciate this.

The big one on Valentine's Day. Yeah. No, I think it, like, worked out with the sales associate, you know, and it was just, it wasn't the right time. I don't need a purse right now. Okay. So that was your drama. Big drama.

What was yours? No drama on Valentine's Day, as I shared, like, that week is just like a week of love in my house. First day's anniversary. Oh, I guess the drama was like, I got flowers when everyone was at my house. Okay. And then like. Oh, did I not tell you?

What? Okay, so Jackie got flowers. And we spent all, we spent all Valentine's Day at Jackie's house. So, Jackie got flowers, and they were so beautiful. And I was like, wait, where the fuck are my flowers? They were there when I got home. Oh, why was he acting like he didn't get you? Well, I guess he didn't want to ruin the surprise.

And I was like, I was like so mad. I'm like, you literally couldn't even get me flowers. Like, I told you not to get me. Why is it Birkin or nothing? Right, right. And I'm like, not even fucking flowers. I'm like, this is disgusting. Like, literally I got home, the biggest flowers ever.

And I was like, I apologize deeply. That's on me. I actually had another little Valentine's drama. Oh, my God. What? It was so funny. meant to send you a picture, but Zach was like really upset about it. What?

Because they sent the beautiful bouquet like, he was very beautiful. And all day he was like, did you read the card yet? And I'm like, no, I want to wait. Like I. Until everyone leaves. Yeah. And until I can just like, you know, focus on the card and like be in Valentine's. So I opened the card and it said.

And it said, send herbal text message. Like to the. You're fucking lying. He was so mad. because I think he, like, wrote his big card. Yeah. To the, and like he said, I'll text it. And then he texts.

And then send a little text message. I feel so bad. So did he call the place or just like let it go? I don't remember what he wound up doing, but he wound up just like sharing the message with me. So that was the drama. That actually very dramatic. Honestly, I was laughing so hard. It was better than any card.

It cracked me up. That's hilarious. Plus I got, it was like my game tunes. Because all day it was like, you're going to read the card. Fender will text message. That's so beautiful. Yeah. Sender will text message.

Happy Game Tunes Day. Love that. Find you a love like that. Yeah, big time. That is so sweet. Honestly, your husband really does, like, have a beautiful way with words. So I'm not surprised to hear that he wrote such a beautiful card. Yeah.

My husband and I are actually doing something really fun today. Anything we're going to take everyone along. Oh, yeah, he's vlogging. We're going on a field trip is what I'm calling. We did a lunch and learn last week. which was people were obsessed with we got lunch we learned we sat in the car we ate it's like a viral spot that bethany frankl told us to go eat at so we got like coffies i drink mantra yeah and then we just like ate in jackie's car and talked about like you know all things life kind of got deep there we did

i think like a tear was shed almost like an eye was watery moist i don't think so but moisten i mean my my eyes are always moistened well up have a have a glisten do my eyes have maybe it's like lights. Do my eyes have a glisten? It is the reflection of the key lights here, but yes, you do. Hey, glisten as well. You glisten, you glimmer and glisten. That's so beautiful. What else can I tell you? We're kind of matching. Not at all. No, we have the same like color, like browny, like a light brown. What color your pants? Creamy, white. But like the color of your stripes is the color of the same palette. Yeah. Sure. So it was just like an espresso moment for the girls. That's that me espresso.

Oh, we also in my car. We did karaoke. Do you know that Jackie's car? Like the Tesla has like the big iPad. You can do karaoke on it where like they literally play karaoke and show you the words. It was really fun. We did espresso. We did.

Gracie Abrams. Yeah, we're very hip like that. Yes, very young. Very cool. Very fresh. Very cool. Very fresh. So anyways, it's an espresso moment here.

Yes. It's Tuesday. So there was no TV on last night. I watched another episode of Love Story. And what happened? Jackie. Jacks, Rip. Rip Jacks, yeah.

It's really surprising how they're really drawing out, like, the... The courtship. No, the, oh, that, but also Jackie's death. It must have been, like, this watershed moment in his life, but, like, the funeral, the coffin, like, every... I thought she died at the end of the last episode when she fell on the floor. So did I. Yeah.

The show is slow moving, too. Yeah, they're... And maybe they just want us to feel the way that he felt, like, you know, having to take care of his sick mother, having to arrange a funeral. And the right place, right time for Carolyn. Like he did a lot of girls, but he was ready because, you know, his mother died and he's sort of the next generation. And that's why he was ready to, like, do it. I don't know.

But it's a shame that she never met her. I know. I don't know if I, like, ever knew that. That's really sad. Mm-hmm. So that's what last episode was. And it was nice. I'm still enjoying.

And I'm ready to get the show on the road, you know, like the love story that we're titling it. Like, where's the love story? So I will say that the love story, it appears like it officially begins next episode. Because, like, in yours, it doesn't be. again? No, they are like secretly seeing one another, but then like it's on the cover of the post at the very end of this episode. So, oh, and Calvin Klein is gay. Yeah. So that's why they're like eluding like he is with his wife, Kelly, but they're like still saying stuff about him like hitting

on people. Yeah. And I guess like an undertone of the show that like completely went over my head is that like he's going to become very jealous of Carolyn because like he's also like into JFK and you know, that should be me. Oh, I could see him becoming jealous of Carolyn because she's like so successful. But in the beginning it seems like he's having the right of reaction which is like this is great for me lifting her up and caroline dating jockey would also be great for Calvin Klein um but if he has a crush on him are you sure that's just what like i saw people saying and i was like oh i didn't think that i also think like maybe that's homophobic i agree 100%. Like he can't like just see a man and he can't just like hate a woman for any other reason yeah homophobic check yourself i agree that actually is giving homophobia um i guess

let's dive in What are the stories? You know what? They're actually good. I'm excited. Like they're like RBG. Random but good. Without further a do-to-do-do-do.

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Thank you, Tirt. Good welcome. Our first story is a fun story. Season 22 cast of The Bachelorette has dropped. Taylor Frankie Paul's men are on display. So all, how many does she have? 22 men competing for season 22 for Taylor Frankie Paul's heart. So we have a nice mix of guys.

Like having PTSD, I haven't watched a bathroom forever. And like, I literally hate that show. No, it's going to be so good, Claude. It's going to be so good. I don't know. I really tried, like, and I know I say this, like, every time I say something negative, but I really try to be a positive person.

But what part about this, like doesn't do it. Not about this. It's just like everything so far. And just like I was actually saw a TikTok of Taylor Frankie Paul today talking about how she said something so wild on camera, like everybody gas. And it's like, I don't know, it's just not giving ready for a stable relationship.

The trailer, but like, okay, fine. That part I can agree with. So, like, it's all getting on board getting really invested. And, like, this is just a big waste of time. Like, a good opportunity for her, but, like, nothing's going to come from it. Yeah. So you really want love. Like, what about true love is what you're saying?

I don't even need them to, like, really end up together. I just want people who are serious. Do you know what I mean? And I just don't feel. I need them to end up together, honestly. No, sometimes things don't work out, but that doesn't mean your heart wasn't in the right place and you weren't really ready for a relationship. I really don't feel like she's going on the bachelorette, like, to find her partner.

I don't feel like she really wants like a end game right now. She's like having so much fun. She's so successful. She's young. Like it's great. I think she does. I'm going to give her the benefit of doubt and say that that's what she wants because like I think it's probably lonely at the top. And she wants to like be with someone.

All of her friends have like husbands and like when she's home in Utah and like that's where she films her. She's not always traveling in the world. Like she would like to be doing it with someone. We were talking about Whitney from Salamau and how maybe she like might leave the show. And she then like two days. later posted on Instagram like a bunch of moving boxes like that they're officially New York residents. Now, I'm not sure if that was just because she extended her run as Roxy Hart and they got like an

apartment and she had to tag the movers. Right. Right. Or if like she doesn't have a home in Utah anymore. It was giving tagging the movers. Okay. That's fine. Listen, we all have a hustle to play. And like, don't forget when Jen Affleck said she was moving to New York for her husband's medical school and

she's still on the show. So these women, they're women of the world, you know? They're transient in terms of where they live. Yeah. And Whitney, as of the last season, it wasn't. even living in Utah, right? She was living in like St. George. She like came back for the show. Yeah, but she was living like three hours away. And so I, it's secret lives of Mormon wives. They can still be following Whitney and she can like come back for a couple events. It's not secret

lives of Utah wives. Right. So I think that she will stay on the show in some capacity. I really hope so. Now I want to play a fun game. I want you to look at these guys just based on like looks and vibes. I want you to pick like not the top three, but three people who you think might win. I saw like two that I feel good about, but I want to go through it again. So it's usual like crop of Bachelor guys. Shane is like so cute. Let me see Shane. Private wealth planner.

Like, okay, dream man. Oh, for sure. Very handsome. Okay. I just want to say Trenton. I don't want to just choose the first one. Just based on looks and the fact that he's a professional athlete, like it's giving winner. Okay.

I don't think she would choose Shane. I would. And that's how I know like we're not aligned. I don't think she would choose Ron. He's like very nerdy. looking account executive. She can't be with like a corporate batty. Um, entrepreneur served in the military for 17 years and then started his own business supporting kids in the foster care system. That's Rod. Oh, he's cute. I don't think she would choose him. Oh, Richard. You don't meet anyone

named Richard these days. We were just talking about the name Richard. It's a great name. He's from Charleston and he's a photographer. For an influencer, it's kind of a perfect husband. But I also, I feel like she's like, just like you said, she's not going to end up with an account manager or even like the private wealth manager photographer is like kind of like a flexible gig. I could see her with a creative like that. I agree. So his name was Richard. We should, can you write down people who I like who I think?

Who you think, but you have to go with three picks for number one. Doesn't mean they're top three. Oh, no, of course. But I just want to see if at the end of the season, if I'm right. So I think that write these names down, Richard and Trenton so far. Now, Mike from New Jersey, who's a brand protection manager. I don't know what that means. Like, you work in security?

No. Like, protects your brand. Do you know what I mean? That's not a job. No, I think it is. Like, I think it is. He's a reformed bad boy and an aquifer addict. Oh, that sounds like for her.

Let me see. Let me see. I'm not, it's not giving soulmate. Okay. But sometimes these pictures are like not fair. Yes. Oh, Michael's cute. He's from San Diego.

He's a chiropractic healer. Oh, I thought that he was a good one. Let me see him. A healer. Like, they're so. I'm sorry. He has the bachelor winning look, you know? This is not your grandma's bachelor, though.

Like, we have to rethink everything we thought we knew. Matt, I'm sorry, no. So you're saying Richard and Trenton so far. Richard and Trenton. What was the healer? The healer's name was Michael B. Michael B. I'm putting him down for now.

Marcus, who's from Elmont, New York, a creative director. I don't think that she would choose him. I don't think she would choose someone from New York. Malik, who's from Brooklyn, New York, a tech executive. No, sorry, like too stable. Lou? By the way, how do you think you spell Lou? L-O-U.

L-E-W. So River Lewis. Oh, duh. He's from Salt Lake and he's an insurance tech founder. He's 6-8. Oh, my gosh. Zoom in. But looks wise, it's not giving match.

Even though, like, she was with Dakota. So, like, what the hell do we know? But Dakota, like, looks like a guy on the match. He looked like the first guy, the sports guy. I'm sorry, Lou, it's going to be a no. Kevin, who's from Miami and is a physical therapist. No. Josh is a sales manager from Utah, a Disney adult.

That's what it says. Show me. But, like, I don't think she's. would like his looks. Oh, Johnny, he's cute. He's from Massapequa. Sounds like a magical plate. Show me, Johnny.

He's got, like, long hair. He's 30 years old. He's a former professional baseball player. That's good. I think, write down Johnny. I don't think he's a front runner. Oh, Doug. He's a one to watch.

Doug was another one of mine. Doug is a one to watch. Show me. He's a lifeguard, and he can ride a unicycle. Yeah. Conrad. He's a silly goofy. Conrad is a startup founder.

Goodbye. Clayton is a singer-songwriter and loves flower bouquets. Christopher is from California. He's a business owner and an Air Force vet and devoted single dad. Show me. Okay, wait. What do you think about like a fellow single parent? Blended.

I don't know if that's what she's. I don't think she can spread herself like to now start caring about someone else's kids. And I think like I imagine she wants to have more kids. Like then there's just a lot of kids. A mechanical engineer. I don't think she would be say no to someone because of that. No. A mechanical engineer from Nashville.

No. Why, you could do that anywhere. They have mechanics in Utah. A lone officer from South Dakota who's also a single dad. Dakota. Cute. It's not giving like the one for me. Oh my God, this guy.

This guy Brad is like, everyone's sitting on a stool and they just like sat on the stool in different poses. He got up and touched the stool for his photo. Newport Beach entrepreneur. No. Aaron from Utah product manager. No. Oh, that's it. Okay. So I'm, you leave me three. Yeah, I'm staying with my picks. Okay. Cannot wait. This will be so fun. Is reality Steve still a thing? Like, can we just spoil it? I'm dying to know. Oh, yeah. I feel like it's probably already out there who won because I feel like she's been out with him. Remember that she went to like a game with someone? But that was on a date, like a televised date. Yeah. We used to get that all the time where like the dates weren't in public and we would see. Yeah. Honestly, like, Dumois better get her big girl panties on. Like this, she's the new reality, Steve, or like this generation of reality TV. So I hope she's putting in the work boots on the ground. Yeah, I also want to say, I'm surprised that there aren't any familiar faces here, like, either past contestants or like.

Someone's brother from Utah. Who was like, I've always loved Taylor. Yeah, like when Becca Tilly showed up on Ben Higgins season. Yeah. Or, you know, someone from the reality TV world, like Harry Jousy. Totally. Like, I feel like that. They would have thrown in someone.

This is missing a little bit. Or a former bachelor contestant. always happens. Yeah. Like. And I guess one of these guys is our next bachelor, even though like the model's out the window, right? The model is out the window.

Good. It was holding them back, these randos. But I don't know. I feel like Shane could be the next bachelor. There's a lot of next bachelors here. Great. So that will be fun to watch.

And I think they like all the bacheloretts, the former bachelors they got together last month. I saw that. And they were like making content. I think for the premiere of the show, they always like to kick it off with a bang, probably passing the baton to tip. I think it was like the first time they'd all been in the same room.

Yeah. And I don't believe there was anybody who didn't show up. Even though I didn't see Claire crawling in that picture, I just want to say. Interesting. Let me triple check. I remember looking for her because she's like one of the craziest. It's crazy that she was The Bachelor. Like half, right?

She was half. It was her and Tasha. And then they switched because like she's like, right? It's over. Right? But Dale. She ran off. Wait, that's insane that she did that.

She was so fucking crazy. But you know what? She's so like happy now. Yeah, Caitlin Brist, who had posted a bunch of pictures like Katie Thurston. Is there Hannah Brown? What's her name? Ali Fedatowski. Andy Dorfman.

The OG. What's her name, Trish? Trishap. Not Trisha Pettus. Jojo Fletcher. Trish and Ryan. Becca Kufrin. Oh, my former camp counselor, Ashley Aribair.

Yeah, wait, I don't see Claire. I just want to confirm. I saw Jojo was there. Emily Maynard. Tasha. Emily Maynard. Did you see she just became a grandma? Huh?

Because Riley had a baby, yeah. Ricky. Where is Claire? I just want to confirm that I don't believe Claire was there. That's a good point. I know because I was looking to see. I'm looking to see if anyone in the comments is like, where's Claire? Oh, Gabby Wendy.

And she split the season with a girl named Michelle. No, with the pilot, with Rachel. Rachel, sure. Rachel, the pilot. Gabby Wendy is not there. They love a pilot. Gabby Wendy's not there. Yeah.

I forgot about her. I don't watch that season. And I don't, no one's like pointing, oh, Jen Tran. She's like the most recent one. And Michelle Young. They're not there. According to the comments.

I feel like sometimes when you come off of the show, like it might end badly. And it's not until like years later where you're able to like make peace with it. No, no, no. You're able to make peace with it and be like, this was a nice thing that got me to.

where I am now. But when you're so fresh off of it, it's like, fuck this toxic shit. Yeah. Okay. Fuck this toxic shit. Do you know what you mean? Yeah, of course. I also forgot that there's like also beef between a lot of the ladies like Caitlin Bristow and Tasia. Because remember Caitlin was dating Zach Clark. I forgot about that. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Okay. So the Premier's getting people for like posting all the pictures. The premiere is going to be good. The premiere is going to be good. Are you ready for our next story, a little casting news? Yeah, sorry. Like not been calling me. Like I literally, like do the same thing every morning.

Right. Like what are you calling me about? But it makes you think like, there's an emergency. So let me just check. He has a concussion. Well, he must be concussed if he's calling me during the hours

of 9 to 11 a.m. It's true. But do you want to just check that everything's okay before we move forward? We don't want your mind elsewhere. Oh, he's just being drama. We're fine.

Yeah, we're good. Our next story, some casting news. Lily Collins will play Audrey Hepburn in a movie about the making of breakfast at Tiffany's. So Lily Collins will be playing Audrey Heard. Hepburn. She will also serve as a producer for the project, which is based on the Sam Watson book Fifth Avenue 5 a.m. Audrey Hepburn breakfast activities in the dawn of the modern

woman. Elena Smith, best known for creating the Apple TV series Dickinson, will write the script. Well, I think people like wouldn't normally care about this as much as they do if it hadn't been for like the last two years, Ariana Grande, like cosplay as Audrey Hepburn, clearly like vying for the role, trying a little hard in my opinion. Um, and. And she didn't get it. Now, I want to say, I don't feel like that's a reflection on Ari because I, from the whole wicked thing, what my take away was is she's actually an insanely talented actress. I thought, like, she out-acted a lot of her fellow professional actors. I think she might be like too big of a personality, pop star, Ari, to play someone else who's just as big of a. And I think Lily Collins is like,

just an actress. You know, she becomes who she is. Because we don't know Lily. And that's like how it's supposed to be. We know Emily. Right. We know Emily. We know, um, we know. Rosie was her name in that terrible movie. Remember we watched For Tost movie of the week? Yeah. So she just becomes, and that's really what like a talented actress is supposed to do. So Ari is just kind of like cursed by her own stardom. Yeah.

And I don't think she would have been good. So I think it's meant to be, but I know she's crushed. Yeah, I'm sure she's crushed. But you know, this is, that's like, that's show business, baby. But I also feel like years ago we reported that Lily Collins was going to play God you. But now that we're talking about it, I'm having like a sense of day to do. Yeah, I'm too. And is there only one Audrey movie being made right now?

Because I also could see like, this is just a very silent Audrey movie about the making of it. It's not a biopic. Right. So like there might be other roles out there for Ari. And you know Hollywood likes to focus on one thing and make three different versions of it. So like Ari. Presley might have been vying for a different Audrey Hepard movie. But I just want to say I don't think it's right for Rory self.

Like she was able to step into Glinda because Glinda's actually like a pop star. You know, it's like it aligns. This Audrey thing, it's not the right role for her. And I'm sorry. I don't know. She needs to hear that hard truth. I think she could do it. Yeah, she could do it.

But also, like, she transformed herself physically to look like somewhat like Audrey Hepburn by the end of the press tour of Wicked. And Lily Collins just is Audrey Hepburn. You know, she just like wakes up and she doesn't have to like dye her hair and her and shave her eyebrows. Yeah. She just is her. No, Ari's next big role is coming.

I don't know what it is and like how you follow up a franchise. like wicked but it's coming yeah there's a lot i'm not worried about like her options does not look worried no there's a lot she could do and i personally like i'm ready for lily collins to move beyond emily and paris like because i'm ready for society to move beyond emily in paris because i'm ahead of the curb like i've been over it for years and i and i watched it i gave it a chance and like i know it was camp and stupid and like i got it after two seasons like it's so i feel like it's actually been overall bad for lily con because i now think of her as like a joke actress when up until that point, like, did you ever see that movie about when she was, like,

anorexic? Bones something. Oh my God, that fucking movie haunts my nightmares. Like, chilling performance. I do think she's like an underrated actress of our time, Nepo Queen. But like this whole, like, show, I feel like it's actually like doing a lot of damage to her image. Well, just in the track that she was on because now she's just like commercial. She was like serious actress.

And now she's just like Netflix goon. But like we're always like telling more people to be Netflix goons. Are we? People who are serious, we're like, stop being so serious. Like, do movies that people like. And people do like Emily and Paris. You know, we just happen to- We just happen to not like Emily and Paris,

which is so off-brand for us. No, it's not. I mean, it's off-brand for you to never have even, like, watched the first couple. I watched the first season, maybe the second one. I really didn't like it. They did not need a third. I felt, like, stupider for having watched it.

Yeah, and it's crazy. Like, the same person who created that, created sex in the city. Yeah. And younger. Younger. Younger. And I'm also ready for, like, Darren's star,

to do something new. Because I feel like whenever it's like a new Darren star show, it's like everyone has to watch it. And he was batting a thousand up until this show. But he, like the critics will say he's still batting a thousand. No, the critics won't. We are the outlaw.

We are the outlier. No, we're not. No, we're not. I think a lot of people feel the way we feel about Emily and Paris. Like they watch it because it's stupid. Have you seen the TikToks of that girl who walks like, what's the name in the French boss? Yes.

Like Susie? No, it's like French. She walks like. Sylvie. She does Tic Tacs of her walking like Sylvie. Let me tell you, I've only seen like one season of the show and I knew exactly what she was doing. Do you know that in France? Like Susie is like Madonna. Not like pop stars. Susie. Sylvie. She is like a Kate Moss type. Like she's like the most chic fashionista woman like before Emily and Paris. Like them getting her was the casting of a century. It's so funny. It's so funny. Well, congrats Lily Collins. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? The dream a million. It's the job a million girls specifically one pop star dreamed of. Yeah, but like the one you were born to do. Yeah.

Our next story is more casting news. Just really quick. Do you know like one of the best songs of all time is written about Lily Collins, which is so crazy? Bill Collins. Who once so small, you seem so strong. My arms will hold you till you're safe and warm. But don't you cry, because you'll be in.

In my heart. Yeah, that's like about Audrey Hepberg. Isn't it? So crazy. Yeah. And Tarzan. But like the inspiration. Let's talk about Tarzan.

Do we have to? What was that? No, I actually... What was Tarzan? I prefer, like I much prefer the adaptation, like George of the Jungle. That Brendan Fraser movie was so fucking good. Yeah. And I feel like it was like a live action Tarzan, right?

I guess so. Or it's just like the same concept of like, Man of the Jungle. It was kind of like elf. Like grew up raised by elves, grew up raised by wolves. And then I had to like go be normal. Yeah. I love that movie.

It's a classic tale. Yeah. You love me. It's crazy that like the man. Actually, this is crazy. You want to talk about Range? Brendan Fraser played George of the Jungle and the whale. Yeah.

Get you an actor who can do both. Yeah. That's our boy. That's our boy. And if you haven't seen, what's that movie? Embezzled. Bedazzled. Thank you.

So good. Who knows? We'll choose it and make everyone watch it. Invention of lying. Invention of lying. If you've been listening to this show since Toast Movie of the Week and you are still listening after I assigned Little Children, the movie, you're a real one and I see you. You guys, it was tough times. It was COVID. It was COVID. We were just like trying to get it done.

We were trying to get it done. We were trying to like do a daily show in one of the most tense disgusting clients. When everybody has to stay home, no news. And like they were canceling bitches. on the internet right left and center. So we were just trying to survive. We were just trying to watch movies and talk about them. And like have dinner on the roof.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more casting news? Oh, yeah. Tom Hanks will be playing his distant relative, Abraham Lincoln, in an upcoming movie. I just feel like everyone who plays Abraham Lincoln is fucking insufferable. Because they have to go like full Lincoln.

Like log cabin. I personally feel like I'm ready for an Abraham Lincoln movie. Yeah, because what's funny is we actually saw the Daniel Day Lewis. one and I remember falling asleep in the why did we see that movie like at the time? It was the biggest movie it was like you know when you the Oscar movies used to be like the most popular

movies and like when they came out you would go to the theater endeavored to see them I think came out around like Thanksgiving Christmas we saw it as a family Lincoln I passed out like one of the better naps I've ever taken yeah me too I remember I was so hungover oh I wasn't hungover I was just bored deadly hungover so and I forget what part of

Abe's life the film you know, zeroed in on because I forget because I was asleep. Right, and it's like, government, they give us a biopic. Instead, it's like, here's the 10 days where he wrote the Degetti's Burger dress. Right. It's like Jackie.

Right. The 10 days after. It's like, my weekend with Marilyn. You're making a movie about Marilyn Row. It's about a weekend. That's why I like those like Bohemian Rhapsody type of movie musicals. Oh, from soup to nuts.

Birth to death. Like, I don't want to have to see multiple movies or like multiple films. Just tell me everything I need to know about this person. Elvis. That's why Audrey, what's coming is just like the making. It's zeroed in on biopic. Anyways, Tom Hanks will be playing Abraham Lincoln, an upcoming biopic.

Lincoln in the Bardot is based on George Saunders' bestselling novel of the same name. It will star Tom as Abraham Lincoln and will be a hybrid movie combining live action filmmaking and stop motion animation. How's frightening? So I want to say one thing. I've seen a lot of Tom Hanks movies and like I agree. He's amazing. Big, toy story, Forrest Gump.

I like how the first one I said was big. That would be so good. And I actually recently saw... Sully, Captain Phillips. I recently saw... Elvis. Like a film of his where he played like a real-life historical person.

I forget what the name in the movie was. They were trading spies. Something like Russia, we captured someone. I'll Google it. And he was like a U.S. like, hostage negotiator. And you're sure it's a true story? Yeah. A man called Otto?

No, I definitely didn't see that. It was called like, in the final scene, they're like on a bridge and they trade. Private Ryan? No, they trade the two like prisoners of war. Yeah, I think it's like Mr. Gorbachev era. Okay, I'm looking. It wasn't called like Spotlight. Bridge of Spies.

Yes. Oh, yeah, because the movie ends on a bridge and they're trading spies. Thank you. And I just want to say, like, it was kind of distracting. I don't think he was good at it. And I feel like he's a really talented actor, especially in, like, fictional characters. Like, he really made Forrest Gump. And I don't know.

I don't feel like his strong suit is, like, playing people who already exist. Like Sully and Captain Phillips? Yeah. Okay, he was really good to Sully. Was he? I think Sully is just a remarkable man. I agree. The story itself is remarkable.

I actually, like, don't think I liked the movie that much when I think about it. They, like, made shit up. They had to add drama when it was actually just, like, a beautiful tale of heroism. Right. And they had to add that, like, he was fighting the, like, like the board of transportation. When the board of transportation was like, thanks for saving all those lives. Sully, here's a medal of honor.

Right. But in the movie, they're like, you went about it the wrong way. Right. Yeah. As if. So. I guess like he is a good actor. I'm just like always like finding reasons.

You know what I just start being more positive. So this is amazing. I personally can't wait. to be like an older Abe. Maybe it's like around the assassination. So we need like an older woman. Maybe Rita. Also. Rita. Tom Hanks is a distant cousin of Abraham Lincoln's mother. Oh, so it's a nepo casting. Okay. Cool. Well, no, that's cool. That's like, you know, Michael Jackson's nephew playing him. Nephew is like different than like you had to check Ancestry.com to make sure you shared like one cousin.

That's like Julia Roberts is actually related to Martin Luther King. That's beautiful. Something like that. And Emma Roberts. Of course And the other one Emma's dad I don't know He's someone I believe it

Okay so congrats Tom I didn't know he was like still actively Like acting Yeah no he is I feel he's more of like a behind the scenes producer No I feel like he puts himself in everything I just want to say I was like half expecting to find his name in the Epstein files But he as far as I know is not in there

Oh he's clear Because he like his name gets thrown in Anytime they talk about like the ring of Hollywood like pedophilia. It's always like Tom Hanks and Stevens Spielberg. But it's not, it's like. You're saying it's like a, it's a different ring. It's not the Epstein ring.

I'm saying like I actually feel like that's like empty, you know. Yeah, like the blinds are always saying it's Tom Hanks. But so I'm saying if he was this sort of like leader, he would have been in the Epstein file. So I do feel like that. But he also might have just like run in a different circle of fabulous circle of friends. I know. But like if you are in a circle, like your circle was going to like Van Diagram with Epstein's.

So I feel like that. Epstein files have actually been really good for Tom Hanks. And maybe that's why he's acting now. Yeah. And he like feels ready to get back out there. Yeah. Because I like read those blinds and I was like, oh, he probably like, I just like I always sat in back in my mind like yeah, Tom Hanks, you know.

But now you don't. No, I really don't. That's good. Yeah. Oh my God. Remember when Tom Hanks like invented COVID in America? Because he got it in Australia. He was like the first person to get it.

That was such a crazy time. I forgot about that. It was such a crazy time. And then I was just reminded of during COVID. Do you remember when John Krasinski started his. his like Instagram show Some Good News and sold it to CBS for $100 million and never made another

episode ever again. Yeah so like when that happens he gets $100 million They get the name some good news Sometimes those buyouts are like earnings based like you'll get 100 million when the show Generates XYZ so maybe he didn't get it Or maybe it was just an outright purchase No but like even if they're earnings based

You get a base like you don't just come in with zero So like he definitely got a lump sum at some point You know he got a huge check of millions of dollars And then CBS was just like, well, actually we don't want to do anything with some good news. So some good news is an Instagram account with over. And it has the same logo as. So it's the same one. It's an Instagram account that like shares, you know, positive good news.

You know like tanks good news. Okay. It has over a million followers. And it last posted four days ago. And they kind of just like re. It's like a buzzfeed. They like aggregate good news in four days. I mean, exactly.

It's been full. What do you mean? USA? They aggregate content from other people. They don't have a website or anything. I can't imagine it's generating $100 million a year. What a griff. I just saw somebody do like a Twitter thread about like the grift that was some good news.

And it reminded me like, yeah, he was going live on Instagram. And then like I was like he got acquired for $100 million like a month later. I can't. Wow, good for him, you know. John Krzynski. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Some Good News was a popular YouTube web series created and hosted by John Krasinski during the COVID-19 pandemic,

featuring uplifting stories and celebrity guests to provide a break from negative news. It launched in 2020, gained massive popularity for its feel-good content, including virtual reunions, tributes to health care workers, before he sold the rights to Viacom, CBS in May 2020. So he started in March,

and in two months, May, March, April, April, made $100 million. And it's now on CBS All Access, Paramount Plus, and Comedy Central. And what is it when you go there? So on the YouTube channel, which I assume he sold,

the last video was five years ago him and Dwayne Johnson just like you know but you know they like it was getting 10 million views per episode like on YouTube 20 million 5 million 13 million 6 million so like but how is that like somebody maybe I don't understand business okay maybe the next businessman of the week could be the person who explains to me like how that was a good investment but we should also have like the worst businessman of the week oh my god I love that where people like so whoever people who So I would also say like the person at HBO who keeps going back and forth in I would put him in.

But also like the person who acquired some good news and then never did anything with it. Do you know what I could do with $100 million? Do you know who should be businessman of the week in that scenario? John Krasinski. John Krasinski. Don't hate the player. I hate the game. That's what I said.

Of course. That's what I said. Yeah. Like don't hate us because you ain't us. Like Emily Blunt needs more money. Like I'm fully endorse that. Yeah. She's a mother.

They, like, fund their own projects, quiet place. Like, I feel good about the 100 mil. Yeah. But as a business owner myself, I'm like, what am I missing? And, like, no, but also for the Krasinski stands. Like, don't you feel a little stupid? Like, you got played. Like, it was like, yeah, I want to put out good news, but I more so want $100 million.

Yeah, like it seemed like it was an earnest project. But in reality, it was just like corporate capitalism at its worst. I don't want to share good news more than I want a hundred million. million dollars. Yeah. Because he stopped sharing good news after. Right. So it's like it's good news. At what cost? Good news has a price. So like don't forget about the SG and rabbit hole. Okay. And thank you to the person on Twitter who reminded me of that. Thank you for sharing with the class. Our next story, Harry Stiles is set as the SNL hosted musical guest in March after his new album release. So let's talk about aperture. Aperture. That was his big mistake. Releasing a song that starts with AP because there's only one

song that can start with I just want to say on aperture day I endeavor to listen we discussed it I never saw heard thought or talked about it again I don't even see it like in content on reels and stories yeah so often like when a song gets released by like a major artist even if I don't like it I end up hearing it on TikTok in grocery stores on the radio like I'll end up knowing the whole song and probably liking it just for sheer you know exposure I agree after I listen to it a couple of times like on my own, I never, even on TikTok, which is crazy. Why, like, it's a flop, yeah? Or am I just like not operating in the right circles?

Let's ask Margo. Oh, yeah. Ask, is aperture a flop? Should I FaceTime her? Oh, sure. Let's see if she wants to be on the show. Tell her we're recording. Say her, hi, we're recording.

So don't like, you know, say your ATM pin. But as our resident, like, music person. Young person. person, would you consider Aperture by Harry Styles, like to be a flop or a success? And I'm going to turn you around so everyone can see you. So like fix your angle. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Hey, guys. Hi. I love you. You know, it's so funny. I was just thinking about that. I think it was a banger maybe when it came out.

But I think it is now kind of become a flop. And can you sing it for us? Like, I don't even recognize it. Appeture. Let's the light in. Sounds good when Margo sings it. Yeah, it sounds like I for sure let's delight in. No, I just feel like, I feel like it's not on the radio waves. I'm not hearing it in every target that I go to. Like, is it like on TikTok?

Like, it was when it came out because everyone was excited about it, but I don't know that it has staying power. It doesn't have legs. It doesn't have legs. Okay, so we just wanted to make sure we weren't like missing anything. No, no, no. You guys seem to be on point. Thanks so much.

And I sent you, I made a TikTok. I sent it to you. Is it mean? You didn't watch it? No, I haven't seen it yet. It's about you. Go watch it. Oh, I'm so scared.

All right. Tell me. So, Stephanie. Margot loved to comment on my TikTok yesterday being like, let me read it to you exactly. Sorry, yeah.

Once you don't have a TikTok, you're like missing out on like sister stuff. That's okay. She said, it said, that's a nice lip color. And it's like, oh, well, that's nice.

My sister's complimenting me. But I knew there was more there there. And I explained in the TikTok why Margo. Show me. Funny about having a sister. Now, this is my sister, okay?

She's gave me a compliment. Isn't that so nice? And I know this bitch so well. I gave her a compliment on Saturday. And she always makes it a big deal. She says, I'm like her biggest hater. I'm always saying, like, fix your hair, fix your base.

You literally said that in the video. She was so pretty because she went out on Saturday night, and she was like, wow, thanks. And I was like, you're welcome. Like, maybe if you slay more, you would get more compliments. I'm such a bitch. And it's clear that, like, she needs to pay me back so that we're even. And so she says, that's a nice lip color. And I just know it, like, paint her.

So thank you, Satji. This is a nice lip color. Let me tell you how I got it. So, yeah, that's what's going on on a TikTok. Oh, wow. Like I said, I have inner piece. and calm. Just not closeness with your sisters.

Really? I would say I'm the glue. Okay, well, somebody who's not the glue would say that. I am so the glue. You are rubber and I am glue. I am so the glue. Okay. So how do we get to Harry Stiles?

He's performing S&L, the works, et cetera, aperture. I think he needs some more jizzing. Maybe he thought he was at a place where he could like release music and not have to like work so hard. You know, he did that whole press tour, from his couch. He didn't even, like, show up to a studio to do radio. So I think maybe he, like, thought he was at the level.

And maybe at one point he was, but he took a big break. And, like, now you have to put your big pants, big boy pants on and go to work. No, and, like, everybody is out there, you know, like, even if they just, like, drop an album in the middle of the night, they then, like, get after it, you know, Adele, Beyonce, like, everyone does it. So I don't know why, like, he would think that he doesn't have to. Yeah, he's not exempt. No, he's not.

Also, as like a man excelling in a woman's field, you have to constantly be doing more. Like, he is one of the only male pop stars, as it should be. Like, sorry, pop stardom is for girls. Unless, like, the music is going to stand alone. But it doesn't. Much like the cheese. Much like, like, Bruno Mars. He doesn't have to do press.

Give us a song and it's a hit. And that's it, Bruno, go back to the casino. So, like, if you are going to try and keep up with, like, your fellow pop girl, they do the most, like you were saying, even the big ones, even Taylor. So like you just sort of releasing a mid-song and doing press from your couch using wired headphones, it's not going to cut it in the age of, you know, Adele, Beyonce Taylor Swift. Do you use wired headphones? I do.

Because of the electrons? Not so much like electrons, more so. I can't like keep up with having another device. Do you know what I mean? The connecting to Bluetooth, the charging, they're having to put them back in the case. Like, I just had a baby. Like, I don't have the spiritual bandwidth to also have, like, another device. So it's not about, like, the radio waves going through your brain?

No, it's really not. Like, it's hard for me to, like, believe things that I can't see. Do you know what I mean? But when you just think about it. Sure. Like, it seems like, yeah, that's probably happening. Sure. Radio waves in the brain.

Sure. Yeah. I'm a wired girl. I'm a wired girl, too, which is an imperfect solution, mind you. I'm always untangling them. Yeah. But again, they never die on me. Like, what's worse than having a pair of AirPods

that you can't fucking use because they're dead? Like, that's insane. No, and they're connected to someone over there. Oh, and that's the other thing. Like, Ben, all the headphones in my house, like, if you ask Ben, like, they're communal. So, like, I'll plug them in and all of a sudden I'm on a spritz call.

Like, it's crazy. Oh, damn. Yeah, it's bad because they, like, go to Ben's computer. You just pick up whatever headphones he finds. Yeah. Ben once left a pair of AirPods at my house and then he put them in lost mode.

Oh, my God. He couldn't find them and they would just like ring all the time. I've said this before and I'll say it again. My husband is the craziest person. He is. And I don't know how he got that way. Like he's so crazy. He's so crazy.

Sometimes he'll do stuff even the way he like just cuts a tomato. He took Advil. Like he needed to wash it down with something. And he opened a jar of pickles and like drank the pickle juice. Only a genuinely fucking crazy person would do that. And he didn't think it was weird at all. Yeah. Like, that's not, like, that's not option one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, or ten.

I would sooner, like, if I had nothing else except Pickled juice, it wouldn't even occur to me to drink it, I would just dry swallow. Is there a sink? Is there a sink? Are you ready for our fifth and final story, a little traitus news? Traitus. This is actually really crazy. And, like, Colton, never meeting the stocker allegations.

Well, oh, you think? So Lisa Rina fears that she was drugged at a traitor's premier party. Lisa Rina is on a press store for her book, so she's, she's, she's, drumming up a lot of press, plus she's talking about traders and the union. And I don't know if it's Lisa herself or somebody who works for her, like, tells her all the internet lore, because she gives the people exactly what they want. Yeah. Like, we wanted someone from traders to start talking about like the stalker allegations, especially it would have been nice if it was the person who Colton said he was going to kidnap. And Lisa Rina said, you ask, I deliver. So Lisa reportedly

suspects that she was drugged at the season four premiere party of traders on January 8th. Her traitors castmate Colton Underwood first became concerned when he noticed she was completely inibrated at the party, even though she hadn't had that much to drink. So sources told TMZ. He then notified her team who took her out of the party, the outlet reports. It's unclear if police were called or if Rina went to the hospital. They reached out to reps for comment. So I, Lisa said that her and Colton weren't beefing until the reunion.

Which is after the premier party. Right. So at the premier party, like, they were good. So I actually read this as like Colton being a hero. Oh, I completely agree. By the way, I wasn't saying that I thought he drugged her, but like it's so unfortunate that like a woman was drug. and Colton was there.

Do you know what I mean? And he was the one who ended up helping her, which like, if I'm the person who drugged, I'd also be like the one to help. I'm not saying that it's him, I'm just saying. It's just unfortunate for Colton. Like it's just another headline that he's attached to where like it's unfortunate.

But I think in this one he comes off looking good, but maybe that's- It depends on your like your outlook. And you're like serious suspicion of Colton. Yeah. And I don't think Colton is like a serial stalker. I don't think he like gets off. No.

I think like he, had a really, really bad moment or like a bad, you know, a couple of, maybe a year. And he did really bad things. But I believe now, like, he knows that those things were bad and wrong. I don't think that, like, I'm ever going to move past those bad and wrong things. But I don't think, like, when he said the hostage thing. Like, I don't think he's like, you know, take the king of women for hostage as hobby. No.

And if anyone else said it, like, we wouldn't even think twice. Think twice. I also, I don't think he's, like, drugging women in a party. Like, he's on his best motherfucker fucking behavior. Yeah. So this is just really crazy. Who done it then? I don't know.

Are we really still drugging people? Did you see also that TikTok that TikTok from Wishbone Kitchen a couple years ago? I did. That was so horrible. Insane story. Insane story. I'm insane the way that she like shared it because she had been sharing. She didn't share it at the time.

No, she never shared it. And then she was just like posting a video that she's traveling. She has anxiety about traveling. And people were like, you know, so dramatic. You're spoiled. And then you travel. So hard for you. And she was like, well, I actually have anxiety.

She went on to explain why she has anxiety when she travels because she one time went to L.A. And she was, like, drugged. At like a Hollywood party. Yeah. And kidnapped. Yeah. And so, yeah, she has anxiety when she travels. You feel better now?

Yeah. Insane. Insane. Really, really, really scary. Yeah. Oh, dear Toasters. Dear Toasters, those are the fast five stories that you needed to know. And the fast five stories that you needed to know are brought to you by Built Rewards.

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Anonymous, no problem. Hello, Swirlies. I need some outside perspective on a little Valentine's Day drama with my husband. Every year, all I ask for is chocolate-covered strawberries and flowers. It's our little tradition. That's so cute. Yeah. I should add chocolate-covered strawberries to the mix.

Well, last year, I found out that he's also been buying the same exact thing from the exact same place for all of his female employees every Valentine's Day. apparently he's been doing this the entire five years we've been together and I just did not know. I'm not threatened by the employees at all. That's not the issue. What bothered me was finding out on Valentine's Day that the gift that I thought was special to our relationship was also the same gift he gives to the staff. It made me feel less special and honestly kind of ruined the day for me. Am I wrong for feeling hurt by that or should I just appreciate that he got me something and he's generous and kind to others?

No, I'm sorry. That's really like disgusting. No, I mean, that's fucking crazy. And it's just crazy. And like, it's Valentine's Day. You don't need to get something for your employees. so like it doesn't, and if you want to say, the fact that he's like a male employer who like gets like a little something for the females in his office. But he's a little something and it's the same level of something as his lady love.

I'm thinking he's a doctor and like all the nurses. That's the vibe that I'm getting. And it's like sweet if he had put like, you know, chocolate heart shaped subdub. A little Russell Stover would do the trick. But the fact that like you have this cute little thing and he's sharing it with others. The fact that like your gift is the same as his employee's gift and he does. doesn't see that as weird. Like, I hate this.

You're so justified. Like, and we need to riot. But it's not a deal breaker. It's just, like, not totally right. I think his heart's in the right place. But he could step it up for you. But if this is your thing and you like how it is, and I think that that's really nice, like, yeah,

a couple chocolate kisses is enough for the ladies at work. Yeah. And they have their own Val and Galantines, you know? Not everyone does. And so it's, like, sweet. No, but I'm not looking to my work to, celebrate Valentine's Day. Well, Valentine's Day is now, like, a corporate holiday in the sense that, like,

it's just an excuse for people to eat and, like, put up decorations. Like, actually, where was I? Was I had, like, an urgent care or something? And it was Valentine's Day, and they had, like, little decorations up, like, how you do Halloween. It's like a home goods holiday, you know? Yeah, sure. It's sweet.

Yeah, but it's like if the ladies in the office are suffering because they're boss didn't celebrate Valentine's Day enough, thoroughly enough, it's okay. We don't need to get rid of the presents for the ladies, too. Like, it's a nice thing if you go to work. can you get a chocolate something yeah like get like a box of donuts from you know they have the heart-shaped brownie battered donuts from Duncan like get that for the whole office yeah you should tell him that it hurts your feelings and have you been holding on to the secret for a year like you found out last year and now another valentine's day has come to pass no i feel like she found out this

year no she said i found out last year oh and maybe she hasn't said anything because she doesn't know if it's like overreaction i'm just letting you know you're underreacting yeah yeah it's not like yeah at the end of the day it's just it's not like anything wrong is happening but it's just You want him feel special. He needs to be told. Yeah. Hey, Jackson Turdy. My husband and I are high school sweethearts.

We've been together since we were 15. We were each other's first and only partners. We have three kids. We very much exist in the roommate phase of life right now. I was cleaning recently and I stumbled across something hidden clearly. I took it out and it was a very large anatomically correct dildo. I called my husband in and asked what it was. He said it's his.

He said it for a few years. He was too embarrassed to tell me, but he uses it on himself. I'm very weirded out and also feel very betrayed and insecure. I feel very insecure in my postpartum body right now. Our sex life is not the most active. I thought out asked if he's attracted to men. He said no, but that he just likes us. I could tell that he was very embarrassed.

I don't want him to be ashamed, but I also don't know how to get past it, especially because he's been hiding it for the last two years. I don't know what to do or how to move on. Please help. I just want to say, like, your postpartum body, like, is irrelevant. I appreciate you, like, maybe trying to take

like some onus here, but like this is not on you. Like, it doesn't give or take away a penis for you. Right. So, the age old question, And do you feel like this is just like a gay thing? I just want to say being into that stuff does not automatically make you like have gay afflictions. The hiding of it for like your high school sweetheart, like this is the great love of your life. You should be able to share.

The hiding of it is the only thing that gives me like a little bit of pause. Yeah. And like it could be something that you do together. Of course. If you're just like being open and sharing with your partner. Married couples like can go there. They can get down. And you should in like a fun safe way.

But yes, the hiding of it gives like I have a big secret. I wouldn't let this go. I would like talk more. Yeah. Unless like you think he's gay and you're just not interested in getting divorced right now. And like you're okay with like living. That's I just want to say like some people do that and like you know what? Maybe you don't want to know more.

Yeah. Like your kids are little like you'll figure this out in 10 years. Yeah. You can't push someone out of the closet. I just don't I don't think like having. You don't want to rock the boat. I don't think having this specific kink is an automatic gay. I just want to say that.

I don't. Me neither, but it's surprising to hear you say it because, you know, someone could breathe the wrong way and they're gay. Well, breathing is like a very personal thing. Yeah. I don't think that that means he's gay. But the hiding in secret, and let's see if he wants to continue, if he's like open to continue talking about it,

then I think like you're in the clear. But if he's very defensive, if he doesn't want to do it together. If he doesn't want to do it together. I can understand hiding like a kink that like you think maybe your wife will think is gross. She has a lot going on and it's like, you know, if you're breastfeeding, you just had a baby and you're like, hey. Can you put this up my butt? Like get out of here. Not right now. Not right now. Not right now. I'm busy.

Right. So that's actually really thoughtful. That's beautiful. I like the positive spin you're putting on this. So my advice would be to talk about it more, get like a read and open, like you need to be down to clown. and if he just wants to continue putting this thing up his butt, like, by himself, you might have a problem. By by himself? But like, if he stays interested in bringing this, like, sexual fantasy to the bedroom. Agreed.

But, like, if he were to stay doing it by himself, like, that would be. Flexible. That would be better than, like, the next step, which is, like, finding something else. That's the way you should feel your whole lot. You know, like, so, yes, hopefully you have. guys can bond over this. Period. Period.

I don't know. I would definitely try to like make it a great activity and see how that goes. Oh, I chose. Oh, let me see which one I want to do next. Hmm. What? I'm going to do both. Oh, wow.

Okay. This one's easy. Hey, Swirlies. I'm a GLP one toast. Oh, easy. Thank you. This one's actually very easy. I'm a GLP one toaster.

lost 70 pounds. I'm studying abroad in Europe this summer in the apartment that I'm staying out. I just found out has no refrigerator. Are you going to be okay? She's studying abroad. Why? Because we have a young listener. Oh, no. Why? We have so many young listeners. It's not a big deal. I just found out that the apartment I'm staying has no refrigerator meeting. I can't bring my ozympic. I'm sick thinking about the weight I'm going to gain back. Should I cancel my whole semester abroad? Girl, get a mini fridge. Even like the ones that they make for skin care, don't keep anything else in it. It's just needed outlet. I'm sure like Europeans don't have mini fridges. Oh, I was

going to say like everyone says you lose weight in Europe like maybe try that's true like maybe you can be fit live the European lifestyle and you don't need a gp1 oh you need the glp1 you can always get a mini fridge you can always get a mini fridge but like that's not the worst place to have to be off of ozempic and this why I don't mess around with europe I just want to say I know they don't believe in air conditioning and like they don't put ice in their water and now they also don't have refrigerators I just love America I just I want I want that to be just my final piece here yeah you should absolutely go and you should bring your ozempic with you and like seriously get a hotel Tell her room. Well, I feel like if she could bring her OZembek and like this were a quick solve, but she would. I feel like she's asking. I really don't think she's thought beyond like either there's no fridge and I can't bring it. But what if like the fridge that you would plug in, you know, short circuits the breaker? Like what if the European electric?

No, she can't bring one. She has to buy one, but they don't have mini fridges in Europe? They don't have fridges. They don't have fridges in Europe. They definitely have mini fridges in Europe. Perhaps. But what if she's saying like in a little village? Like, do they have mini fridges in? You know how you can't use a blow dryer? Maybe they can't use the refrigerator. I'm just saying like maybe just try living the European lifestyle. Like it's a very healthy lifestyle. You'll find them in hotels, student housing, and small apartments. Okay. Girl, get them any fridge.

Okay, great. That wasn't like a real submission. I just needed it. I saw a fellow GOP sister in need. We needed like in a moose. Hey, girlies. I love the podcast and I need some advice. A friend of mine got married about a year and a half ago.

We are not super close, but I went to the wedding and I wrote them a check as a gift. A few months went by and I noticed that the check was never cashed. After texting my friend and learning that they didn't ever. see my card or the check, I venmoed them for the amount. Skip forward. She's the cash check. Over a year later, I noticed that they cashed the original check. My bank even chose me a photo of the cash check.

So it was definitely that check. Now I've gifted them double the original amount. It's not the biggest deal in the world, but I'm saving for a house and the whole thing is just really run me the wrong way. What are the chances that this was an honest mistake on their part? Do I say something or just let it go? I imagine that I'm going to give them the benefits about that this was an honest mistake. Like there's a lot of gifts flying.

Oh, we found this check. desk drawer, you find a check that you didn't cash. But like, if you write someone a check and they don't cash it, that is on them. I agree. But they said something to her. Right. If you're worried that they didn't see it, you could flag it and be like, hey, just I got you this check.

I just want to make sure you got my gift. But like, sometimes people, like, I actually, I have a check in my wallet that was a gift that I have not cashed yet. Same. And that person should not vener me the money because it's now to me to go cash my check. I agree. The fact that this person had the actual gall to like reach out to you a year after and being like, hey, we never got your wedding gift.

Oh, is that what happened? No, she reached out and said, hey, did you get my check? Oh, that's your fault. Yeah, don't follow up on the check. You did your part. You're being like way too extra. Now this is the price you pay. Right, for being like generous and dotting your teas and checking your eyes.

Yeah, it's like too much, you know, like you don't have to be like that much. Like you did, you send a gift. So that's the lesson here. Like when you give a check, the check is the gift. And what happens after that is like seriously not your problem. And if the person loses the check, they don't get to come and ask you, hey, can I get another check? This is the expensive way you have to learn. lesson, drop it. Yeah. I'm sorry that you're saving for a house. Hopefully you weren't generous for

everyone else out there. You don't need to like follow up on your check and your gift. Like you did your part. Agreed. The envelope is the gift. Yeah. It's the same way if you bought someone a sweater and they lost the sweater. Are you going to replace it? This is an American Express. Like no. You bought someone a sweater and they never wore a sweater. So you bought them a different sweater and then turned out they they like the sweater. Now they're wearing two sweaters. And like yeah, no, crazy. Not your problem. You had to learn this lesson. I'm sure you're overly generous. Like that's really You're going to go to a lot of weddings in your life. And you know what? You learn the hard way. Yeah.

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