The Toast - Soundmakers of The Century: Thursday, September 4th, 2025

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

Kelly Clarkson’s talk show return date revealed following Brandon Blackstock’s death (Page Six) (25:46)‘Wuthering Heights’ Trailer: Jacob Elordi Seduces Margot Robbie in Erotic Footage From ‘Saltburn’ Director (Variety) (30:00)Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles spotted holding hands in Brooklyn (Page Six) (35:13)Bethenny Frankel reveals she dated Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend Jim Curtis (Page Six) (38:59)SRG Atelier: Did Sofia Richie Grainge Just Soft Launch Her Own Clothing Line? (Chic Style Collective) (45:34)The Summer I Turned Pretty & Real Housewives of Miami Recap (53:35)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)The Toast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/thetoast   Merch:https://www.shoptoastmerch.com Lean In:https://www.flow.page/leanin The Camper & The Counselor:https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry:https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That really doesn't feel like it, because we haven't even acknowledge the fact that, of course, we came back to work on a short work week. God bless Labor Day. Hey, Jax, how you're Dern? I'm Dern good. And I just want to say, our founding fathers ate with that one, too. Because I think that they knew after summer, like, to ease back into work.

Like, it has to be a four-day week. If this were a five-day week, it would be more challenging. And this four-day week, the fact that it's Thursday is, like, the best, the highlight of my day today. It's insane. It's, like, so unearned, but so needed. Yeah. sometimes you'll get a national holiday and it's like okay you know i didn't need it but i'll take it very much like Columbus day slash indigenous people's day like it's in the midst of holiday

craziness like i don't need it but i'll take it and then sometimes you get like you're in the desert you know it's a cold drink exactly a mirage if you will in the middle of a hot dry desert and that's what we needed and it's been a great week so far toast is back your girls are back it's just it's been amazing things feel right turtaleo i like saw a couple of toasters in the street and also at the u.s open everybody's like are you so happy to be back i'm like yeah and i'm not even lying like i'm so happy to be back yeah no it's it feels good it feels good now i have a list of things i need to chat with you about um before we dive into today's show and i have a list so i four things if you'll allow me okay the first is we have to talk about what went down at the u.s

open last night. The Spirts Brothers. They won again. Tracy. Brother. Brother Tracy. Like, J.J. Tracy and Bob Cash.

Almost said Bob Ross. This doubles team, you know, relatively knew that we sponsored. Like, they just keep winning. They beat another, like, top 10 team yesterday. They're just these, like, two young guys crushing it. And I love that, like, everyone's now watching.

I'm sure. I wonder if, like, ESPN is curious why this, like, random? Because I had to download ESPN Plus. I paid $20 a month now, 29 actually, which I thought was pricey, to watch a match. And I'm sure they're like, what's with this uptick and interest in this, you know, random round of men's doubles? Well, obviously the toasters are behind it.

They're playing again today. And I think if they make, if they win this one, it's the finals, which I will be going. And I just want to say a Spritz athlete has never lost a game. Chills. Just something to think about. That is statistically true in this moment. A sports athlete never loses. I'm getting so into tennis.

I'm literally Paige Lorenz. Like, it just obsessed. Like, I get home and I'm like, we have to watch. And I know everything. You know what I mean? So who's going to win the men? Who won last night? Who's winning?

I'm not watching. So it's so funny that you brought that up because me and Ben were talking about like the top players and obviously like Jokovic. Who beat Fritz or Chokovic? Jokovic. and then Alcaraz is just crushing and they're ranked like two, three, four, five. I'm like, wait, who's ranked number one? And it's this guy named Sinner, who I've literally never heard of.

Happy for him, everybody's really excited. He is playing tomorrow. Yeah, so he's in, and then this guy from Canada who's ranked like 25th, but he's kind of the underdog. He's made it so far and everybody's, like, loving him. Ooh, what a Budat. What a Budat. So, yeah, Janik's sinner.

But who cares at that? I'm on to doubles. I've heard of him. I just want to say, I've heard of Yanik. Okay, Paige. Yeah, the same page. You've heard of Yannick? I'm pretty sure I have.

I don't know in what context, but like that, the name feels familiar. Second thing I need to talk about. Did you get your mail yesterday? No, I didn't, but I saw that you did and you got With Love, Megan, PR. And I just need you guys to know, like, if you thought I wasn't getting it, it is on its way to me. So it was, they reached out duly to both of us at the same time. They didn't say not to the girl who's clowned on the show. And by the way, whenever that.

show did come out. I don't know how you guys remember it, but nobody was more supportive than me. A thousand percent. That's why we're on the PR list. Yeah. So I got, and it's a pargy PR. I don't want to ruin it for you, but I do want to share with the listeners that what Megan is sending out. I didn't even post all of it. Oh, because I saw what you posted. So yeah, it's two boxes. And in one box is like, you know, Megan Inc. As ever, jam, shortbread cookie, a bunch of napkins that say with Love Megan on it, which like, no offense, I don't know why I need that, but I'll take it. A spatula that says with love Megan.

And then there was a second box of baking pans from our place, which is that brand everybody loves. They're pink and they're actually perfect because Ben needs like bread. It's scented. Exactly. So it was really a high class affair. And I got the jam. Cooking with pink pans.

I don't know. I got the jam and not to complain because I'm obviously really grateful to be on the PR list. It was apricot. Oh, man. And you guys know something about me. Like, I really only fuck with strawberry and maybe raspberry if I have to. And blueberry would be fine.

No, it wouldn't. Like, apricot is just like, she might as well giving me dirt. No. I'm very jam-specific. I understand. Well, I'm so looking forward to getting, man.

I think we should do a patron of us like baking some of the stuff. Well, oh, so they also set like a recipe placard that I'm literally framing. It's like from Megan of how to make the shortbread cookies that she sent like her company makes like a shortbread mix yeah mix yes and then she has her own recipe for like they were called

like fingerprint cookies or something patreon totally oh yeah the fingerprint cookies that's what she made when she went on that show and she right all the fingerprint cookies synergy oh that's very exciting i'm i keep checking the door like a kid on christmas because i i believe mine is coming because they asked her my address as well of course she was in florida might have been closer to new york It happens sometimes. Correct. Now the third thing I needed to talk to you about was major, major, major, major, major things happening on the internet yesterday.

Alex Earle made a TikTok using our sound. And I feel like that was her virtue signaling to us. Like she hears what we say. She appreciates how supportive we are and she loves us. That's how I received it. Yeah. I received the subliminal message as well. Very Josie and the Pussy Cats.

Also, a lot of people use our sounds. Like we're very viral. Our sounds are very popular. people love the things that we say and they want to mimic the things that we say. Like that's just been... And they want to be us. They love us.

We're so perfect and rich and gorgeous. That's just been a fact for a while. Like people love our sounds. Fact. And big stars have used our sounds. Huge. Renee Zellweger. But when it comes to TikTok,

like the biggest person who could use your sound is Alex Earle. Like this sounds about to live another life. And what do we do about it? You know? I'm trying to not let it get to my head. Obviously,

I was glued to. my phone all day. Where do we go from here? I just think that we can add that to our resume of like viral soundmakers. Yeah, yeah, viral audio curators. Yeah, like sound makers change makers in the industry. Sound makers. I love that. Yeah. So that's what we podcast and we sound make. And that's like, you know, you know, like the DJs who do like remixes that everybody then uses for transition reels and like that's there. Like we're like that. And we also have jobs. We are like the guy and 2024 season has come to a close.

Sammy. Sammy, who we did go to middle school with. He's a fellow viral sound maker. Yeah, exactly. There's a couple of us. We should get together. And have like viral sound con. And like the 500 pound sisters. You tried to be in my size for a day. You don't know how it is.

You can do stuff. So we're just. amongst those people we're you know we're kind of giving like thousand pounds sister energy these days i love that for us i really do same would the thousand pound sisters be drinking lemon water i don't think so oh no nurse she's out with her lemon water wait you did remind me of something i wanted to say i'm trying to take care of my instrument like i really i'm trying like it's actually so important that i have a voice i was editing redheads last night like listening to myself speak, like, it was making me cough more because the girl can't speak.

I know you're not into pharmaceuticals, obviously. However, a mucinex in a situation like this, like, does go extremely hard. For sure. I'm pregnant. Like, oh, right. Yeah, no, if I weren't pregnant, yeah, hit me up. I'm not taking anything. Like, seriously, especially now, like, can't trust anything.

Although, Musinex did give Ben a 12-hour erection, so one time when he took it. You know you take So just letting you know Mucinex D Emphasis on the D Oh well that D goes wild I just want to say Yeah yeah yeah

And that gave a 12 hour erection No but like Allegra D Clarita D When you add the D I'm not even joking you Like it's a Annie Hismine That like makes you nutty It's like taking

It makes you hard Well I didn't know that it makes you hard But you know that when you're trying to wean from breastfeeding It's useful to take A D A mucinex Because it

strips you of your liquids, you know, in your nose, in your breasts, in your throat, just a little inside baseball. Now, speaking of breasts, the fourth thing I wanted to talk to you about, which is something I sent you last night and you didn't even respond, rude, was Emily Oster. I've kind of been begging Emily Oster. I'm sorry, you sent it at a horrible time. I didn't even.

No, listen, I'm going to play it for you. Don't worry. Where'd you send it in fam chat or in? Yeah. So I've been like sort of begging subliminally Emily Oster, For those you don't know, I was trying to explain to Ben. Who is Emily Oster, Jackie? Like, explain her to me.

Emily Oster, so she's like a professor of economics. She's a statistician. That's her like trade. She runs numbers. She does data. And then she became pregnant and a mother. And she started applying all of her like data analyzing skills to pregnancy and motherhood in terms of best outcomes for pregnancy, best outcomes for parenting.

Based on data. Based on data. And she put all of that into a series of books that. have become especially the pregnancy book expecting better that have become really like the most popular pregnancy books at the moment she's like the leading swirly on all things parenthood motherhood babyhood pregnancy yeah she's also close personal friends with dr fox which gives her

true more street cred in the space so i've kind of been like waiting for her and like just subliminally begging her to speak on ozempic in breastfeeding i feel like it's the perfect topic for her. And I guess she does these weekly Q&As. I just followed her on Instagram because last night somebody sent me her Instagram story being like she's speaking your truth. Somebody asked, weight loss meds while breastfeeding. I heard it's okay.

I also heard it's not okay. What does the data say? Now, I have read the data, actually. There's like one study done. God forbid they invest in women's studies. Here's what she had to say. As in most recent data we have really doesn't suggest that these medications pass through at meaningful levels in the breast milk.

So it's really not a concern for your. baby. When you are first breastfeeding, especially in your establishing supply, you really want to make sure you're getting enough calories and that's probably not the time for the op you. But if we're talking about your six months or a year into breastfeeding and

it is time to think about some weight loss for whatever reason. There isn't any reason that breastfeeding necessarily needs to get in the way. Now this was huge, obviously, for a fat girl breastfeeding everywhere because as you guys know my being the bait of my existence like my

cross to bear in this lifetime is that I absolutely love breastfeeding I have an amazing supply and I'm crushing it and I didn't think that I would and unfortunately like I am going to have to stop because I need to get on as epic and it's something like Emily Oster is saying like I actually don't have to so I appreciate Emily for telling you what you want to hear if you I still don't think it's a good idea and I appreciate your input I appreciate Emily's input and I'm appreciating a lot of people's inputs until I make my decision. I haven't decided. You've decided?

No, I said, I haven't decided. Oh, oh, okay. But having Emily on my team, huge for the community. Now, who do I have to pay to, like, do a study? And I want to totally impartial. They take years because you have to then see how this baby, it's not just a minute, like, oh, what happened in this minute that the baby had the milk? No, why?

Like, give me Ozempic for a month and I'll make milk, and you tell me if there's Ozmpic in the milk at the end. But it's not going to be ozempic in the middle. Study concluded. It could be other things that have long-term effects, not short-term. I'm sorry. I just can't live like this anymore. I can't live like this anymore.

Even though I was just having this conversation with somebody, like having weight fluctuations as a public figure, like is so interesting, right? And I talked about this a lot. Like, when I got really skinny, I felt like I definitely had more work opportunities. Just like brands, fashion. Like you're open to more things. but people like hate you because you have an amazing personality and you're skinny like you're lethal I feel like now that I'm fat again like people like me again do you know what I mean I'm feeling more beloved

than ever and that's like kind of one thing I'm really liking about being overweight again but do you also think that um the belovedness like comes from like new motherhood like it's not just like you're just gained weight like you didn't know people love fat bitches like we're non-threatening right like we're not gonna take your man were fat like people especially in the internet they love to champion someone non-threatening yeah and little do you bitches though i'm so fucking threatening like jokes on you i think it's more than just like a weight gain i think you know new motherhood i think also being a mom is great for opportunities as well so i think you're feeling the love but not for just the reasons that you think no jack i'm telling you like look in turd self-lid no i'm telling you like they love a fat bitch

They love Mother Turdy. Mother Teresa, like, seriously, is so threatened. By me, it's disgusting. They love Mama Turd. Mama Turd, for sure. Just saying. Anyways, let us know what you decide if you're going to take Ozempic and breastfeed.

I will. I haven't decided yet, but I just want to let you know those are the four things I wanted to discuss. Robert Cash, Megan Markle, Alex Earl, Emily Oster. Anything you want to talk about? Well, since we're talking about, like,

medication and pregnancy, I kind of broke the internet yesterday when I said I wasn't taking prenatal. like literally I just like threw that in there well Jackie and I found out over the summer that the prenatals say okay sorry people like message me and asked me and I could tell they were like some people were not good faith you know because they just wanted to like screenshot what I said and be like yeah crazy um what happened and she is by the way no no no I'm actually this is me not even being crazy um I took these prenatals in both my pregnancies um she got me on them I've been on

them for like four years. And I had, I, you know, I liked the results. So I took them, I was taking them again for this one and Claudia was taking them. And then a couple months ago, the prenatals were recalled. Yeah. So I said, fuck all you bitches. I'll eat more fish. I'll have a steak. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. It's crazy. I was the one who told you about it because I got a DMS of what prenatals I took and I just, that I still wouldn't even know that they were recalled. Yes. So I just shared send me a piece of mail. And it was crazy. And it was. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was. I was. And it wasn't like this like niche company like I would say it's like it's the yellow bottle it's the yellow bottle they sell it's like first on Amazon it's first at every grocery store it's everywhere and I've been taking

them for years I just posted it and everyone was yeah me like hey bitch you know these were recalled I said excuse me I deleted the story immediately and I told Jackie yeah yucky so I I I hear you so that's why I mean like that's why I'm not taking prenatals it would be weird if I continued to Well, I did continue taking those prenatals after my pregnancy because I heard it helps with hair loss And then I found out they were recalled so I switched to another one next thing I know I'm shit in orange So I just got off the pills like I'm just on a break Well, it's hard I can't I can't like I know it's not that it's hard it's simple it's not possible for some of us It's also it's just like a lot of admin you know

Like I have to go to the store and buy steak then I have to cook it I thought you were saying it's a lot of admin to take the prenatals because that was something that surprised me in pregnancy like I took them every day. Like I didn't, I don't think I missed one. Yeah, no, it's exciting to get to the bottom of the bottle. It marks like a big moment in your pregnancy. You're like, I'm one bottle through, because it's such a big bottle.

So if you take one every day, you really, it means something. It's like a marker of time. That's a milestone they don't warn you about. It's a passage of time. It's a significant one. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, in terms of stories, what's the elk? CT, classic toast. Speaking of Elk, I've got to get a Powerball ticket. It's over a billion dollars. Did somebody win? Let me check. I've been liking the stories because I feel like over the summer, every story was like such a massive story that required like in-depth investigation.

And today and like this week, it's just like little stories that we can just chat about and move on. And I'm enjoying that. Did anyone win the Powerball winning numbers for $1.4 billion? No one has won. no one's come forward I gotta get a ticket no grand prize winner

but there were a couple of people who won two million and one million dollars I'm happy for them can't wait to see them in the next season of my lottery dream home yeah no that's the sort of warnings that will ruin your life you know

because you like just get big ideas you forget about the tax man oh wait speaking of Janique's sinner I just heard something interesting Brooke Nader is rumored to be dating Yannik's sinner. Well, I saw her and her sisters who are doing a great job at creating buzz for their show. Promoting their show, yeah. When the time comes, I will be watching.

100%. Time being when I, like, finish real house as Miami. I saw her and her sisters, like, talking about her roster and making a lot of illusions to tennis. Yeah, so my sources are saying Yannick Nader. Well, I love that. Yannique. Because, like, Gleb, I know she's got, like, talking now about how, like, Gleb broke her heart. Like, how?

I don't know. Like, how you could think. She was, like, rumored to be dating Tom Brady and, like, Glegg broke your heart. The charity she was doing dating Gleb when she literally has been connected to Tom Brady and Yannick. No, it's crazy. But, like, truly when I hear her speaking about Gleb, like, she was really in love with him, which is so crazy. That is crazy. Like, it was very real, even though the whole time we thought it was.

was not real. I meant to say, now that Alex Earl has used our sound, I do think I'm going to watch Dancing with the Stars. And I know that the listeners of this show who have been watching for years and, like, who are obsessed. There's a cult about Dancing with the Stars. Like, I'm ready for the documentary. I'm who like go to see them on tour. They're going to be like so excited to hear me say that. But I'm in this era. I'm in my cable era. I feel like once you become a mom, you watch a lot more cable. And I think I'll be watching Debitus. Okay, great. I'll keep updated. I won't stop you. Oh, you know what we didn't do yesterday? Who do you think is going to win? Dubotas

You have to read me the entire roster again Like No one jumped out at you I don't remember All I remember was Lauren Haragi's riptites One I think Alex Earle could win If she wants to But I could also see her

She's like the obvious winner And they never let the obvious person win I could also see her a few weeks in being like I want to go home You know This was fun Of course Get me back to Miami

Yeah I miss Brax Alex Earl Robert Irwin Oh I could see one of the secret lives girls winning. I think I'm going to put my money on Whitney. Me too. Hilaria, no, Jordan Childs. Like she has the talent, but I don't think she has the fan base. Dylan Efron, honestly, they love to like, you know, put like men. No, the men who do like bare minimum. Like, he's so good. Like, do you see what the girls doing? Yeah. Whitney. Yeah, I'm looking at the rest.

I do feel like Whitney. Yeah, they also love to give it to somebody in the synergetic network of Hulu, Disney, ABC, SPN. And like, Rising Tides, Rise, All, So Whitney being a Hulu star just helps with synergy. Yeah. So Jack Donegay. Well, that will be fun. Beyond that, I do think it's time.

Yeah, me too. For the fast five stories that you do-to-do need to know. Today's episode is brought to you by Liquid Ivy. So scientifically formulated to support physical energy, hydration, focus, mood, and social stamina. You've got to check out a liquid IV. If your brain is a pool noodle while deadlines on your calendar are screaming at you,

after a summer filled with questionable decisions and tan lines, it's time to get back on your liquid IV grind. So liquid IV, I'm sure you guys are familiar with it, it is the number one hydration. If you're looking to transition from summer shenanigans and focus back again on work, on yourself, on self-care, ditch the glitch with zero sugar and zero crash from liquid IV's new energy multiplier.

Their sugar-free hydrating energy. So just one stick into 16 ounces of water, it's going to hydrate you better than water alone. Powered by hydroscience and optimized ratio You have electrolytes, essential vitamins, and clinically tested nutrients are going to turn your ordinary water into extraordinary hydration. I'm all about time management. Like you're drinking water and while that's great, why don't you boost it up, you know, do more with that one model. It's scientifically formulated to support physical energy, hydration, focus, mood, and social stamina.

It has three times the electrolytes of the leading sports drink, eight essential vitamins and nutrients. It is always non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, and soy-free. So ditch the glitch with zero sugar and zero crash from liquid IV. tear, pour, and live more. Go to Liquidiv.com. Get 20% off your first order with Code Toast at checkout. That's 20% off your first order with Code Toast, T-O-A-S-T, at LiquidI-V.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Fatty 15.

So C-15 from Fatty-15 is the first essential fatty acid to be discovered in more than 90 years. It's an incredible scientific breakthrough to support long-term health and wellness, and you guessed it, aging and longevity. So based on over 100 studies, we know that C-15 strengthens your cells and is a key to longevity enhancement. It helps you slow biological aging at the cellular level. So when our cells don't have enough C-15, they become fragile and age faster. So when your cells age, your body's do too. Thankfully, Fatty-15 repairs age-related damage to cells. It protects them from future breakdown and activates pathways in the body to help regulate

your sleep, your mood, and naturally repair mechanisms that support your overall health. So Fatty-15 is a science-backed award-winning vegan patented 100% pure C-15 supplement. It's vegan-friendly. It's free of flavors, fillers, allergens, or preservatives, and it has three times more the cellular benefits at omega-3 or fish oil. By replenishing your cells with the essential C-15 nutrient, Faddy-15 effectively repair cells and restores your long-term health. It's clinically reproven to raise C-15 levels.

It results in lower cholesterol levels, healthier liver function, improved gut microbiome health, and improved red blood cell health in just three weeks. So Faddy15 is on a mission to optimize your C-15 levels and help you live healthier longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription starter kit by going to fatty 15.com slash toast and use our code toast at checkout. That's F-A-T-T-Y-1-5.com slash toast. Our code is toast at checkout, T-O-A-S-T. That will get you an additional 15% off the 90-day subscription starter kit, only when you go to fatty15.com slash toast and use our code

toast at checkout. Today's episode is also brought to you by Haya, which reminds me, hi, hi, hi, hi-ya. Okay. So if you're looking for like a new wave pargy children's item in, look no further than Haya because typical children's vitamins like the ones we took growing up is basically candy in disguise. It has two teaspoons of sugar. They're super unhealthy filled with chemicals and just a ton of other gummy additives that a growing kid should just not be eating. And that's why Haya created a superpowered chewable vitamin. So the typical children's vitamins have five grams of sugar. They are known to contribute to a variety of health issues. Haya is different. They're made with zero sugar and zero gummy additives. But it tastes great and it's perfect

for even the pickiest of eaters. So what Haya does is fill the most common gaps in children. children's diets to provide the full body nourishment that kids need with a yummy taste that they love. So it's formulated with the help of pediatricians and nutritional experts. It's pressed with a blend of 12 organic fruits and veggies. It is then supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals, including vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and many others to help support immune system energy, brain function, mood, concentration, teeth, bones, and more. It is, of course, non-GMO, vegan, dairy-free, allergy-free, gelatin-free, nut-free, everything else you can imagine and it's scientifically a gMP compliant lab using scientifically validated testing methods it's designed

for kids to and up and it's sent straight to your door so you have one less thing to worry about you can receive 50% of your first order when you go to hiahealth.com slash toast the deal is not available on their regular website just h iya health.com slash toast to get your kids the full body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults thank you turtle You're welcome. Are you ready for our first story? A bit of an update on Ms. Kelly Clarkson. Oh, what is she up to?

I haven't heard this. Her talk show return date has been revealed following Brandon Blackstock's death. So Kelly will be making her long-awaited return to her show, the Kelly Clarkson show. Production on the season will begin on the week of September 8th with celebrity guests like Julia Roberts, Dwayne Johnson, and Emily Blunt in the lineup. Oh, okay. So just like back to business. Back to working on September 8th. Now, I feel like it's almost, not quite yet, but it's almost time.

For the show to end? No. For, um. Come on. I don't know. For a Kelly Clarkson memoir. Like, I would have thought that she would be a perfect candidate for a Kelly Clarkson memoir.

Like, truly America's sweetheart, America's first idol. Like, she's lived such a life. But she also now has like a very sort of like mysterious, sordid personal life. And now this great tragedy. I do feel like we're going to get a Kelly Clark's a memoir in the next couple of years. And it's going to be like insane. Yeah. But not like she couldn't sit down to write it today because I think.

No, she's still living through it. She's living through it. Things are unsettled. Who even knows what will be with the show? I think once she finishes the show and she enters the next chapter of her life, that chapter, no pun intended, might include a memoir. Memoirs of a Kelly. Of course, we have to, you know,

predict, excuse me, what memoirs of a Kelly are going to be titled because I'm thinking like a breakaway, colon, the Kelly Clarkson story. I think something like America's Idol. Love, love, love. Or like maybe it should take some time off and I'll be like, since I've been gone.

They honestly are endless. Oh, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? She has so many. She really does have so many. I saw like a funny meme going around that was like American, idol like sent out set out to like find the best voice voice in the nation they literally crushed it season one and they should have closed down shop ever since like like the mission was accomplished

they literally found the american idol correct they also found like carry underwood and other of course great talents who were found american idol of course so many people came from american idol like i mean david archeletta do you know but like jennifer hudson came from american idol but she wasn't the american he didn't win either right so but i'm just saying like The job they set out to do was done. Things they did that. Now, obviously, Kelly Clarkson is a dream guest on this show, even though we, like, don't do guests.

And I do think that when she writes the memoir, like that's the perfect time for her to come on. Like, we will get an advanced copy, and we will do an in-depth interview. Okay. So we'll see you in a couple years. So write that book, Kelly. Get to work.

Yeah. I am excited that, you know, when you're dealing with something as tragic as she's going, through sometimes just getting back to work helps you know takes your mind off of things gives you purpose fills your days and so I don't think she would be returning if she wasn't ready because I think the network like respects her I think like they would give her as much time off as she needed she is holding that network together I agree and I think I think probably the harder parts of this entire journey like happened earlier before you know and like he was dying and there was time

and I think those months were probably really hard yeah um so I I hope that this is the sign of, like, better days to come for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just really crazy that, like, we don't see Kelly Clarkson out and about more. She lives in New York. Well, she is kind of like a Hannah Montana where it's like, if she puts on a ball cap, she's just a regular girl. Yeah, and as somebody who has actually met Kelly Clarkson. She's just an ordinary girl.

Oh, my voice is amazing today. I didn't even think of that. Sticky shoes. My sticky, sticky shoes. I did meet Kelly Clarkson. And it was at, like, a fancy event. And she totally blended. and I think she was wearing like a baseball hat.

She's extremely low, okay. Yeah, exactly, which is nice for her. Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward to the memoir. I'm looking forward to the show returning. Just Queen Kelly always, like, sending love from your Clarksonators. It's true. Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm. A little book to movie news, not the typical kind. Wuthering Heights trailer has dropped. Yeah. Jacob Allorty seduces Margot Robbie in erotic footage from Saltburn director, Emerald Fennell. movie. So we knew that they were playing Heathcliff and Kathy in Wuthering Heights. And the poster like looked legit. Like I thought it was a weird casting. And maybe I just like a

PTSD from this book in high school like being so torturous. Like Heathcliff is so Heathcliff. Oh, Kathy. Like who knew her name was Kathy? I just like wasn't excited about this. And then I saw the poster and I was like, oh, you know what? It looks like they're really making like a period piece. It looks like they're putting, you know, respect on Heathcliff's name. It looked good. And then I heard Charlie XEX is doing the soundtrack. And I was like, okay, no,

they're making it like a swirly, salt birdie. Like, can we just adapt literature in a meaningful and respectful way? The yosification of Wuthering Heights. Right. Like, why? Something that I was yearning for. Correct. And I want to say, I saw the promo.

I saw the Charlie XX and I was like, okay, no. Like, this is a bridge too far. Emily Bronte is, like, rolling. over in her grave and then I watched the trailer and yes it's definitely a porno if you were looking to go to the theater and see some porn but it looks like good and well done so with the porn aspect I'm actually okay with that you know like I don't think that makes it like yassified like pride and prejudice had like a little poorly too you know horny in the sense it was very romantic no like did you watch a trailer no it was like fingers like you know um sensual

Yeah, but they weren't on body parts. It was like sticking, I can't explain it. They were like some raw eggs and like, I don't know. It was just like porny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like a lot of tactile things. Mm-hmm. But definitely saying, I don't know how much porn you can put in a trailer.

So they were just showing us what's to come. But also like, I don't think Margar Robbie like shows titty. So you can't be that porny. Is the book erotic? I don't think so Because we wouldn't have been reading it in high school Yeah So everything is porn these days

So like if I can get past that Yeah I'm not bothered by the porn Like the Charlie XX like really threw me off But when I saw the The poster I thought he looked great with those sideburns It was really giving Mr. Darcy No he really transformed for the role And even though we think he's like a big loser

This looks like it could be an amazing role Of a lifetime for him Like he's not just like you know what's the kissing booth playing heathcliff like i just want to say he will always be the kissing booth playing heath but yeah he has transformed himself yeah it's a it's a level up yeah plus margot robbie like gives everything like a scamp of approval yeah she's so legit she doesn't miss i guess except for babylon which i i never saw so i couldn't say i'd probably like it since everybody didn't like it um i think there's some promise for this movie yeah and even the charlie x dx song

that was playing in the background was like obviously so churls um but it like kind of worked with like the the mood of the trailer it worked it was a good trailer if you're a trailer maker like in um the holiday the holiday i would say you're a good trailer maker if you made this trailer i like you got you like you really tied it all together for me yeah so i'll see you valentine's day me and you we've got big plans like for the month of february me and you i feel like we're going to be like living together you know that What? Like, you're going to be down here.

We have a lot going on for the month of February. Like, because we're going to Roscoeplatz for the whole month, yeah. Like, what else are we doing in February? It's just always, like, a big month. Like, you know, it's presents weekend. There was, like, that festival that wanted us to come and grace them with our presents. Yeah, we're not going. So.

But, like, maybe we should because we'll be together. But we're not going to be together. Like. Wuthering Heights is coming out. Like, it's Harry's birthday. Speaking of trailers, speaking of Wuthering Heights, we haven't even talked about the new downtown an adby movie comes out next week. I already bought tickets. Like, I'm literally going in the middle of the day. And it looks amazing. It's all about Mary. I know. I have to tell my husband, he's going to be so excited to

go to the movies because it's all he ever wants to do. So apparently the premise of the film is that Mary is divorced, which makes sense. Because in the last two movies, like her husband didn't even, he didn't even get cast. He wasn't even in it. And she's, you know, it's the 1930s. She's a divorcee. and it's like extremely radical and she's considered like super radioactive and nobody wants to be around her socially and I think it's all about like a Phoenix Mary rising from the ashes.

Well I can't wait. No, I can't wait. The trailer, another A plus stellar trailer. It looked so good. I bought tickets immediately. Oh, that's really exciting. I got to get my ticks. Yeah, you know.

So it's big time for movies. Big day for movies. I feel like it's that time of year where everybody's got to like, like it starts the rollout, right? of the actual good movies. Thanksgiving movies. Right.

Yeah. Movies I feel like real movies. Yeah. Speaking of the person who uttered those immortal words, Zoe Kravitz and Harry Stiles were spotted holding hands in Brooklyn. So people are saying. So Harry Stiles is a stateside, like huge news. Harry Stiles is down the road from you.

Literally. Not me like roaming the streets of Brooklyn. Harry! And he is definitely, well, you would be doing that anyway. It's like an auntie who loves Harry. Yeah, so true. I always forget that that's, like, my son's name. He makes up for Prince Harry being like a big weenie.

He carries the name really well. He gives it, like, a lot of pargyness. Yeah, like, aura. Okay, Gen Z. Okay, Alex Errol. Ora. Yeah, you used it perfectly. First time using that word.

Slade. Crushed felt good. So these two are dating. Like, I don't know what happened with Austin. I don't give a rent. Zoe Kravitz and Harry Stiles are dating and in the circle of these interchangeable celebrities

who have been dating each other recently this fits it does I feel like it's gonna be really awkward for her in Austin Butler because it's clear that she started hooking up with Austin Butler when they were doing this movie together

and then she got an opportunity to date Harry Styles and she said sorry I'm out and they're gonna be promoting they're gonna have like a lot of future work together and the way that it seems is like she just called it quits because like a better thing came along

love that for her and it's gonna be weird when they have to start promoting stuff. Or, like, they were asked to have a fake relationship for the movie. And she was like, yeah, sure, whatever. But then, oh, that gets in the way of me dating Harry Styles? No. Yeah, because when opportunity knocks, like, you open the doors.

And so, like, the movie that they made might suffer because they're not going to be pretending to date, but, okay, like, she gets paid regardless. And she now is, like, running around town with Harry Styles. And I just feel like he would be so in love with her. I would love to know how Carol Rodswell feels. and Olivia Wilde. Yeah.

Olivia Wilde is like so M.I.A. after that. I feel like what happened to her? She needed to take a break. Things got really hot. Yeah, they did. With the divorce papers being served on the panel. With the. With the flow.

Shia. Shia. Shia. Her professionalism was called into question with that. Her integrity as a woman, too, because she's one of those, you know, the future as female t-shirt wear and types of bitches and that she was out here like forcing florence pew to work with a known

abuser no no but not even that like what florence was saying was that like she was so involved in her relationship with harry on set that they like she didn't like show up and direct like flow started directing so like her capabilities as a director have been called into question that was such a crazy saga it was another one that i'm like so happy to be on the other side of yeah yeah and yeah Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, like now Harry's settling with Zoe. Love. Yeah. Although he was rumored to be briefly linked to Olivia Dean, who I talked about on this podcast a while ago. Now everyone's obsessed with her, but like I started it first. And I told you you would like her music. I don't know if you've heard. It's like a song all over TikTok now. So come be the man I need. Tell me I got something to say I want it. Do you have you heard it? It sounds like I have. Yeah. okay well um i heard that they were dating but i guess not i think he's always dating yeah but think that harry is like he's gonna date yeah a girl like if he it's a week you know when he's single like why wouldn't he go on a date every week thousand percent every night a different town she follows me

around why not so yeah then a lot of girls have dated harry styles i believe it was the great hillary duff who once said why not yeah are you ready for our Our next story. Oh, some more new couple news. Bethany Frankel reveals that she dated Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend, Jim Curtis, and delivers a verdict on the new couple. So one, Jennifer Aniston has a new boyfriend. I didn't even see this.

Be right back. Name Jim Curtis. He's like a business man in the wellness space. He is like handsome and age appropriate. And like, so that's really nice for her. Uh-huh. Now Bethany is making news because on her podcast, she shared that she dated Jim like 10 years ago.

She said that he's a real. Bethany Frankel and Jennifer Aniston would date the same person. No, same elk. Yeah. Which I think, and she said he's a really nice guy and she's really happy for Jen. She said it didn't work out.

He works in the wellness space and I've just never been like about that. She said, I don't love all areas of it. And I don't always take all areas of it seriously. We talked about it, but we just didn't get that into it. So I think like, you know, not a match. I want to talk more about this guy. He's extremely hot. Yeah.

He looks like a mix of John Hamm and Eric. Dane, that's one of the best calls I've ever made. She's obviously like Jennifer Addiston, right? Like she's Rachel, she's everything, like Brad Pitt. Like when you date Brad Pitt, it's like hard, right? Right. He's extremely hot. Oh my God, how sad.

Every time they talk about Jen for Aniston, they talk about Brad Pitt. Not me just actually doing that, but like in page six because I'm reading this article. You did just do that. So I really- Leave the woman alone. Leave the woman alone. Well, it's about her relationship history. Right. it is sort of germane

sort of sort of he has a son with his ex-wife okay that's great um I am sort of like now you know lamenting the breakup of Jim and Bethany

they could have also right what could have been but she said like he's just I think she was it's funny because she is like wellnessy but not in a woo-woo sort of way no and just like a skinny way yeah she's just skinny

she just like wants to like cook healthy she just drinks lemon water and chicken salad but she said like this is probably a better match jen is like an actual true california girl and while he's not a california guy he vibes with that wellness talk it's very hollywood and very actor not a diss just a fact she said sounds a little bit like a dis but no i feel like i understand what she's saying it's like a vibe yeah yeah that she's outside of as i'm just saying it's a little dissey as do i as do you you And then those people would look at us and be like, well, you're not well. Slabs, right. Like, you don't live at this high vibration that we do.

Like, sad for you. Thousand percent they would say something about our vibrations. Right. So, like, they don't feel like sorry for us and we don't feel sorry for them. Great. Great. We see each other. I love that.

One thing about Bethany is like she's going to find, like, handsome, wealthy men to date, you know? Yeah, well, I had seen, like, some, the headline was like, this Jennifer Anderson's boyfriend dated this real housewife and I'm like who you know it's always someone like random totally but it was bethany and really she is another one who has like a very long history in the industry and she reminds me a lot right now like she moves a lot like chris and cavalary yeah very eligible using your podcast yeah tell us about all the people you dated yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good call thanks like the most eligible women seriously speaking of a good call it's always a good call to get on the call on the horn with BetterHelp. Today's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

So we've all done it before. Turning to our barista, hairdresser, just a random stranger in the bathroom for life advice. As fun as they are to talk to about everyday topics, when you're looking for help about relationships, anxiety, depression, or any other clinical issues, they may not have the right answers. Instead, get guidance from a credentialed therapist online with BetterHelp. So BetterHelp has quality therapists. Their therapists work hard and they work according to a strict code of conduct. They are all fully licensed in the United States and they have a commitment to

therapist matching. So they do the initial matchwork for you so you can focus on your therapy goals. A short questionnaire will help you identify your needs, your preferences, and they have over 10 years of experience and industry leading match fulfillment rate means that they typically get it right the first time. But if you aren't happy with your match, you can switch to a different therapist at any time from their tailored recommendations. It's also super flexible.

I think that's why people get started with better help. initially because it's done entirely online. So it's super convenient. You can also pause your subscription whenever you need to. You could switch therapists at any time with no extra cost. So not only is it really accessible, like you can call, you can text, you can phase time. You can also make your subscription fit your life. With over 30,000 therapists, BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform, helping you fit therapy into your busy life. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Find the one with BetterHelp. Our listeners are

going to get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash toast. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by Little Spoon. Parents never want to sacrifice quality for convenience, but so many baby and kid food options today just don't meet the mark. That's why we love Little Spoon. They are delivering healthy, ready to eat meals and snacks that your baby, your toddler, or even your big kid will love, and that are all thoughtfully sourced. They really know what parents want today and they make it so easy. Plus, they are the first and only baby food companies is set strict publicly available standards for heavy metals, pesticides, and more in their baby and toddler food.

Peace of mind that every parent deserves an easier meal time without sacrificing quality. So like it's low-key crazy how much baby food out there is like crap filled with chemicals, really bad ingredients. And you would assume that like baby food is safe, but it's low-key not. And Little Spoon is out here delivering everything. So whether you need baby blends, puffs, biteables, plates, like full meals, smoothies, lunchers, snacks. They offer a wide variety.

free better for you alternatives for your kids favorite snacks they have fresh takes on old school classics for lunchers their plates are toddler and big kid meals that are free of junk and taste amazing it all comes right to your door it's flexible it's easy everything stores right in the fridge in the freezer you pick your menu change it up every time you order so you can try different things the price is right the quality is unmatched we love it it's a huge win win for our families and it can be for yours too so simplify your kids meal times with 30% off your first order go to little spoon.com slash toast 30, enter our code Toast 30. Check out to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order. That's Little Spoon.com slash T-O-A-S-T-30. Our code is T-O-A-St3-0. For 30% off,

your first Little Spoon order. Thank you, Little Turd. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story is some exciting fashion news. Sophia Richie Grange has teased a new label called SRG Atelier. She posted the Instagram account for SRG Artelier, that's what it's called, there's nothing on the page. But it seems as though Ms. Richie Grange is coming out with like a luxury clothing line. Which I found shocking. I don't know why. Obviously like she's a tastemaker, a trendsetter, everything she does is viral, everything she wears gets sold out.

So like naturally you'd want to have your own company. I just feel like even the best, the biggest, like everybody's clothing lines flop. Like it's literally impossible to do. And I feel like she was making really smart moves up until, I don't know, if you saw she became like an investor in shopmai. Yeah, I saw. Which is like one of the affiliate programs that Megan Markle's actually using. It's like a lot of influencers use it. You can shop, you know, your favorite celebrities closets. It's a pargy company and they're really up and coming. And so I thought Sophia Richie Grange being on board for that like made total sense. I don't know why. I just feel like

I cannot think of even the coolest best gals. Everybody launches their own things and like they all fizzle they all like are it's really hard to like set a price point that people like be size inclusive enough for the internet to like to have make it uh styles that people honestly you know who's doing it well hmm let me mentioning her twice on this podcast dairy boy actually placed an order this morning because i thought it was pargy like it's so pargy it's so pargy but i feel like she started really small yeah built it up built it up i'm i can't think of a lot of examples where people crush it i it's even and it's not about the person because the coolest, most stylish, pargyist girls can't crack it.

Yeah, I agree with that. However, I think one person who is like an exception to the rule, but also is kind of proving the rule, is Molly May. She, like, I feel like Sophia's clothing line will be like akin to Molly's in terms of like style. It's like very like, okay, let's keep it national though, because I feel like UK is different. But like literally everything I wear is maybe. I love maybe.

I think it's an amazing brand. I love the clothes. It's like like Molly style. She wears it in every. everything she's not even like she's trying to promote it it's like what she wants to wear however when i watch her docu series like it looks like fucking torture i feel like she regrets ever starting it i think that happens a lot too people even if it's like successful you don't make enough money yeah no you don't make enough money like the margin stink the coats came out and they were like

shitty quality and then everybody clowns on her on the internet of course and i don't even know if she it's like issue returns or she had to like cancel the rest of them it was like millions of dollars and it's like a nightmare. So even though I'm having fun here and my silk pants yesterday were from maybe and literally I'm always wearing maybe, I don't know how it's going for Molly.

I don't know. No, I think it's unenjoyable. And yes, Sophia Ritchie is set up nicely where it's like she has built in wealth, fame where it's like all the things that maybe a small business wouldn't have to deal with. She probably doesn't have to. She probably has like huge investors.

Like it's fine. But I don't know. Think of like something maybe. And I'm not saying. Had huge investors. I'm not saying this in a negative way. But like her clothing line did not succeeded and like she's perfect for it.

She's perfect for it. People buy everything she wears. She's the most influential fashion girlie on the planet. Everything she wears sells out high price, low price. She can sell anything. So I don't know. I feel like if I'm Sophia Richie, I'm not wasting my time with this like fruitless endeavor because even the ones that are successful like you don't even make so much money like with fast fashion like and everybody just clouds on you like are you ethically sourced. Are you size inclusive? Like fuck off. I can't be everything. Yeah. And there's, I would never. Not to mention, like, the original thing that you're setting out to do is to create something that doesn't already exist.

There is so much out there. And not to make everything about us, but on a very small scale, like, we do merch, which is just merch, by the way. And it is so hard. We get so, your shipping is not good enough. Your size inclusive is not big enough. It's not sustainable enough. Like, okay, like, please, I don't know what you want. I'm not woke like the rest of you, okay?

Yeah. So I'm curious to see what you said. I can see myself really liking it. I just don't know why someone would do this to themselves when they don't have to. Although I do think, what you just said. When they don't have to. I do think, though, that the comparison to maybe is a good one.

Yeah, but I would love to know how Molly's feeling about maybe. Like, it seriously seems to be the main of her existence. But then she's also, like, opening new offices. She was just posting, like, in this huge office space. So they're obviously, like, making money. Yeah, I think it's a one in a million type of thing. I really, I can think of way more. unsuccessful ones, and I don't want to be mean and say them.

And I'm not saying in a mean way. It doesn't mean that you're a failure. I think it's like an impossible industry. I think a really good example was back in the day, because she was just talking about this recently, Whitney Port. When she was on the hills, she was like the best style on the show, like just like so elevated. And she was on a podcast saying like all the money that she made from the hills, which was a lot of money. She put it all into her clothing line and like zero.

Oh. And I remember what she had stores. She had a line. Like it was successful and it still is. it can't it's not a success because it's impossible okay yeah like okay now I'm thinking I'm trying to think of other examples because one that's really successful is the bar Bridget yes but even that she shares all the time it's rife with issues like it's the hardest business to be in and I feel like she's one of the very very rare ones who did it successfully yes also Morgan Stewart is having

success right now readily yes that's a good one that's a good one but she said she's she's similar to Sophia Ritchie in terms of I feel like she had like Part G investor set it up really nicely like she can start from scratch yeah hopefully it's like worked out well on the back end it's also like still relatively young but um it's really hard it's not a business I would really ever ever want to be in yeah I agree unless you do it also like with a big partner which it doesn't sound like SRG Atelier is with a big partner but like you know Lauren Conrad for Coles beautiful but then everybody's like you're

wasteful like these corporations are evil like you can't fucking win you know what i hear chiching no i think coals we are available i think doing it with like a big partner like that like it's they have it all they figured it out already and then you lend you get into the jessica simpson debacle where you don't own your name like it's literally it's impossible but i think jessica simpson is happy with how things have shaken up but she had to buy back her own brand from one of those big box stores and same with martha stewart yes it's like hundreds of millions of dollars yeah so i'm just happy to be a podcaster you know yeah and i look forward to seeing what she drops because i feel as though i would like it and i would clothe my body in it i think you would too i think i would

my body in it because she is a modest woman yeah and i hope yeah and just like with her wedding that inspired other girls to just like be modest and classy dress nicely i hope that this like has the same effect right like a wave of just like everybody covering themselves up in a normal way not low hem lines not like you know extremist like you know covered to but just you know like put your tithies away at work or something yeah yeah it's a lovely look it is yeah let's get those let's do those the choochis up the check at when you're in school hemlines the yard stick the yard. Oh my God.

I love that. She should call her label yardstick. And everything will pass the test. That's kind of a nice name for like a somewhat, like, sophisticated, modest line. Free idea. Make it and I'll buy it. I'm not going to do it. Because as we just discussed, it's impossible.

It's impossible. Things I will never be a clothing designer. You never know, turny. I actually think we would be great. I'm going to be the head of Chanel next year. We would be crazy. Yeah, we would crush it. Was that the fifth?

That was the fifth and final. And any TV you want to recap, I watched the second to last episode of the summary term pretty and I just want to say I'm hating every minute of the show. I wish all the characters on the show would just like never see each other again

so I didn't have to watch them. And in the books I remember, like you're supposed to dislike certain people but at the end it's like all about spoiler, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. It's all just like OTP, Conrad and Belly. And even now I'm like, please,

you two are miserable. I don't even want you to be together. You're both ugly and stupid. I hate them all. Hating everyone. Everyone is dumb except Taylor. Taylor. What about Stephen?

He's fine. What about Shaila? She hasn't been seen in two years. I think the action is also getting worse. It's just, it's bad. Yeah, that's like the big reveal on the finale. It's Shaila. Then I'll watch.

But I'm boycotting with Shaila. Like, I stand with her. Oh, so you haven't watched this. and she laughed. No, she was my favorite character, her and Stephen, and then she just, like, didn't get asked back for season two. Like, I'm not, like, I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. I'm not watching this crap anymore. What are you watching? Well, I've been watching Real High Sidesides in Miami. Oh, right. Really making a lot of progress. Like, we're in Seville. The girls are fighting. Stephanie is tough. Like, she's tough because, like, I want to like her.

Oh, I watched the first few episodes with Stephanie, and she just came off, like, unlikable. Like, on paper, she has all the makings of a great housewife. She is so, wealthy she has a plane that she can actually use and like yeah people on at her disposal a lot of husbands a lot of girls have like a plane that's like their husbands or the husband's companies but like they can't be going on girls trips with it right but no she really like she flew herself in like three of the girls to seville which girls okay so she chose larsa of course and then uh julia because it was julia's trip and i think she likes julia because her husband loves martina got it i feel like julia gets like a lot of extra like special treatment from just random things in her life because people

love martina because like they went on a double date martina and julia and stephanie and massoud and he's like not really given like that much to the show but like he's like talking to martina the girls go off to talk and like martina massude he's like your arms at wimbledon were incredible they showed a picture they really they really were they were like so when she won they were so taught like and he remembers that from like 30 years ago I'm just looking up these photos. Oh my God. I literally don't recognize her.

Oh, yeah, her arms. Her arms. So I think that Stephanie, honestly, I could see a world where, like, Massoud and Stephanie decided to join the show because that's how big of him is Martina. Just to meet Martina. Because she was fighting with Alexia in one episode and because, and Alexia, like, drop something like, well, your life isn't so perfect or you wouldn't be in the shit show, which meaning, like, why would you come up?

Like, your life is so perfect. And it does look so perfect and successful. It's actually so true. marriage looks amazing, and it really does. So why would you go on housewives? Right. So, but I honestly, now I think it's to meet Martina. I wasn't loving Stephanie.

I liked that. She had an amazing style. When you have so much money, like you can buy everything at Chanel, like, it's easy to have a good style, but you could tell like she really has an eye for it. Yes. And yeah, the plane, like, it's exactly what I want for my housewife, but I don't know, something's like not connecting for me. Yeah, no, on paper, like everything is good.

And I really like her outfits too. And I like that she's a strong person. personality but some of the things that she says are like the hard lines that she draws i just like don't completely agree with so she invited julia on the plane and then she had one more seat and she invited well i and i don't understand why she could only have like four passengers right it's a big plane yeah so she invited marisol because she's getting along really well with marisal she's not been getting she keeps like fighting with alexia they like can't see each other even though they would both like get along in there like mara marisal Stephanie andlexia are all in like a little

friend group but they keep butting heads anyways she has reminds Marisol. Marisol's like, I'm not leaving Alexia to fly commercial. This is also like a trip for her, even though I don't understand how it is, but okay. And so Stephanie was like, okay. And so Stephanie invited Alexia to fly with them. And Alexei was like, I'm not leaving Marisol.

And like, why couldn't you bring the two of them? I don't understand. I thought you were to say Alexis said yes. I'm like, oh my that's so mean. Marisol said no. She would like, never. I thought she was asking Alexia to be like, I'm going to bring on a fifth person. But she literally could not bring a fifth person on the plane. I don't understand. I don't understand that either. then when they're in Seville they're going oh maybe by the way because did they film on the plane they did maybe because of production crew members yeah maybe that i thought that too but like i'm sorry

someone could sit on the toilet seat for takeoff it's not a big deal then when they're in seville they're going to marbea for the day to see julia's friend which is a 22 minute flight so stephanie is keeping her plane in seville to fly everyone to marbea oh she's rich for the day and back but Claudia, the way she is holding it over everyone's head is so insane. I feel like I'm missing something because she's like the girl, at every meal they're all fighting. Larson, Lisa, it's so bad. Then Kiki and Adriana start fighting.

Like, everything is just getting crazy. And she's like flipping out. She's like, I can't have you all on my plane if you're going to act like this. Like, I'm like, what do you mean? What do you think they're going to do? No, in a situation like that, like, book me, it's a 22 minute flight off like commercial. She was like, can everyone behave for 20? I don't think there is commercial flights.

Like I don't even, I don't, I think it's really. So I'll miss the day trip to Marbe. So she was like, if people can't behave for the 22-minute flight, like, I'm not bringing you back. Like, she had like, I'm like, what is the plane going to do? Like, fall out of the sky if the girls start screaming? Like, I don't understand, like, distract the, like, I don't see what the real issue is, like, but she keeps talking about it.

She's so nervous about it. And then the morning of Marcel and Alexia are like, we're not coming, Marisol and Alexia. They're like, we're not coming, like, because she was like saying, you know, you have to take your shoes off. She had like a memo. She said she doesn't like poop. I don't think she wanted anyone to poop on her. plane like and they were like just just bossy like we don't yeah going the day wound up like being

really amazing in marbea and it all worked out on the plane and everyone got along and everyone's like dancing and having fun did alexia and marisal go no and now like Stephanie is like so offended that they didn't go but like don't invite people on you know i agree you're gonna act like that like don't hold it and like it was just it was so nasty no good deed like yeah so um i'm i'm okay with Stephanie because she's, like, friends with Larson, I, I, I think she has a plane. She adds value, but I'm not, like, entirely, like, riding for her. Riding for her. And sometimes when she fights with Alexia, I'm like, you're right or you're right.

But now, like, I don't know what's going to happen with Marisol. She's always been good friends with Marisol. And now Marisol is, like, knock on the plane. And she's so offended. She kind of sends Ms. Honestly. Yeah. But, like, it's, it's good entertainment.

She adds value to a show. Yeah. She's literally, like, arguing with someone at every meal. Love that for her. And then also, moving on. Right. on her plane. Yeah, but like moving on

it's an important part of being a housewife. Like every episode there are new people fighting. It's true. While Larsa and Lisa remain the same. But it's very fresh

and that's why it's a really good season. But then they all have this fight at this restaurant and something must have happened because all of a sudden they all start getting up there like this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever been a part of. They all go back. Stephanie goes back to the hotel like crying.

She can't believe like that people would act this way. And I feel like we miss something. Mm-hmm. Because they talk like that at every meal. All the time, yeah. And then all of a sudden it was like a switch flipped. And like, Larsa, Marisol, Alexia and Stephanie all left the restaurant. They were like, we will not be a part of that.

That was humiliating. Oh, I wonder. Well, what, why? Manish Tanah Lila Hazze. Why is this night different from all? Yeah. I don't know. Someone let me know if you know some inside baseball.

Tomorrow's Friday, which just feels like, like it's almost too soon. It's like Friday. But we'll see you then. Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast. And I'm morning show. We deal with the fast-extriced you need to run every Monday. YouTube, stay watching us on YouTube. Please don't for you to subscribe to the video.

Thumbs up, also, I was a podcast for our past week-bound. So that's Spotify, and Twitch and Twitter, public video, right. I guess all the place to visit in podcasts, vending and wickedly talented we are. Love ya. Bye. Bye.