The Toast - Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.
And if there ever was a Monday that felt like a Monday,
today is the one.
It is the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday.
Jackson Turner here.
We're back on video.
Jackson's back in the studio.
She's still not feeling well, but she showed up
because she knows like this is the Monday
after Super Bowl Sunday is seriously like our Super Bowl.
Right.
As the number one sports podcast among women,
I couldn't not show up for the Super Bowl recap episode.
And because I was so sick all weekend,
like last night I just laid in bed
and watched the Super Bowl.
Every minute.
I did fall asleep for the first two quarters,
that's just on being sick.
That's funny, not you saying I watched the whole thing.
I was asleep for half the game.
Well, the first two quarters
are like the least important quarters,
especially in this game. But then I woke up and are like the least important quarters, especially in this game.
But then I woke up and I watched the halftime show
and literally Zach and I were watching
till the last player was in the stadium.
Like we were-
Oh, that's so funny.
He really wanted to see MVP.
I'm like, of course it's Jalen Hurts.
They never even gave the ball to Saquon.
Yeah, even though last night was like a big intro
for me to Saquon and the Barclay of it all.
And let me just say-
And the Barclay family. Pee- let me just say, P. John energy.
Like love that he couldn't do what he did last night,
like for our team, the Giants,
when they were in New York, but whatever.
Like he's such a cutie.
And I watched actually a lot of the pre-show.
It's that quote that I keep looking for.
If anybody knows the quote,
it's like if you're not blooming where you're planted,
you need to replant.
Like Saquon replanted.
And that's what Saquon did.
A thousand. He's a beautiful flower who couldn't bloom. Theant. Like Saquon replanted. And that's what Saquon did. A thousand.
He's a beautiful flower who couldn't bloom.
The replanting of Saquon Barkley.
We saw all that growth last night.
It's so true.
Yeah, he has blossomed in Philadelphia.
So they had like all these different pairings.
They interviewed like Saquon and Jalen Hurts
and then Travis obviously and Patrick.
And so they had Tom Brady interviewing Patrick Mahomes,
like the goats, then they had Gronk interviewing
Travis Kelce, as like, well, up until Travis Kelce,
like Gronk was the greatest tight end in league.
Like silly tight ends.
Then they had Michael Strahan interviewing.
Interview Saquon on the books.
Because Michael Strahan is like the greatest giant
of all time, and he's like New York, New York.
And so I learned a lot about Saquon,
let me just say Pee,, John, so like really genuinely happy
for him.
We're gonna dive into the game, obviously the performances,
the commercials, the actual game,
the celebrities in attendance,
and that'll be a part of the story.
So we don't wanna, you know,
give it all away.
prematurely ejaculate, right?
Yeah, we'll get into it shortly
cause I feel like that's the big news of the weekend,
but how was your weekend otherwise? Well, there actually that's the big news of the weekend, but how was your weekend otherwise?
Well, there actually is some other big news
of the week for me.
I need to get everyone prepared to be sick of me,
because in a couple of days, I am taking my glucose test,
and I just feel like up until that point,
like I will not stop talking about it.
You're gonna make the glucose test your personality?
Well, because, okay, I actually forgot to tell you this.
I found myself in a little bit of TikTok drama
a couple of weeks ago, where I made a TikTok
when I got back from the doctor, and I had told Dr. Fox,
Dr. Fox had told me that my next appointment
would be my glucose test.
So I was just learning about glucose,
and he was really like, you could try different things,
but you either have it or you don't.
Nothing you can do now.
It's just you're either born with it or you're not.
It's not a big deal.
So I made a funny TikTok, because it's a big deal. So I made like a funny TikTok
because it's gestational diabetes.
So I made a TikTok being like,
I'm taking my glucose text next week.
Like it's only fruit and seltzer from here on out girls.
And it was a joke, obviously.
Oh my God, like all these nurse RNs were like stitching
being like, this is actually a really common misconception.
Like, and apparently fruit actually has a ton of sugar.
So if I was, if I was gonna be-
That's gonna help.
It's gonna make it worse.
And so like Olivia was giving me some advice.
People do say like, there's nothing I could do right now
to change whether or not I have it.
But there is something I can do now
to change whether or not I fail the first test.
In which case I would then have to do like the longer
lengthy, really painful one.
So they say I should just like, you know,
decrease sugar and carbs a couple of days before,
which would be now.
I had a bagel for breakfast.
Like if I'm decreasing sugar and carbs,
what else is there to eat?
Protein.
That's the correct answer, Alex.
What is protein?
But I know you're not gonna like sit down
with a rotisserie chicken.
Like what am I on the carnivore diet?
It's just not, it's not happening.
No, I think just be mindful.
Like don't eat extraneously.
Don't go on a bender.
But like, I think if you're eating your usual,
just eat your usual.
I did go on a bender last night.
What did you eat for the Super Bowl?
Ben made me Crunchwrap Supremes.
I had two.
Yummo.
And then we ordered Carvel for dessert.
Like I really just sort of went balls to the wall.
What did I eat?
Tea with honey and lemon and saltines.
Like seriously, my Super Bowl was taken from me.
I was honestly not even cause I was sick,
like, but including the fact that I was sick,
it was the worst Super Bowl of all time.
I will say start to finish from all different elements,
the game, the commercials, the performances.
It was for me, the least entertaining Super Bowl
in recent memory.
Yeah, plus being sick didn't help.
I didn't get to eat anything, nachos, hot dogs, nothing.
Yeah.
I can't even taste.
That sucks.
So yeah, I could have eaten,
Zach could have brought me something home,
but I can't even taste.
That sucks.
I really went hard in the pain.
Yeah. And I figured it's sort of like a sending off
to my glucose test.
Cause I'll be, I'll be like,
I'll try and eat very balanced for the next couple of days.
Even though like, I know it does nothing.
I either have it or I don't.
I feel like the crunch wraps aren't so bad.
Like there's some protein there.
Thousand percent.
And I will say fellow redhead and friend of the toast
originator of the song, My Duty Brown, Dana,
she had gestational diabetes.
And actually in hindsight, she tells me now,
it was kind of one of the better things to happen to her
because it really hindered her in the final trimester
from overdoing it and gaining so much weight.
She actually says like, by the time she gave birth,
she was kind of back at like a normal weight.
Yeah, no, she was in that shape of her life.
Because you really can't eat anything
but like meat and healthy.
She was so slender.
Right, so while it would be a very
unenjoyable experience for me,
it wouldn't be the worst thing.
Like, I don't know how I'm ever gonna go back to eating.
I can't believe I used to live a healthy lifestyle.
I can't believe I ever like used to make good choices.
I don't remember that girl at all.
That's good.
There's different seasons for everything.
Like you're pregnant.
You want.
No, I know I will. But at some point, I'm like,
you know, after being pregnant, I'll have to go back.
Yeah, but you will be a changed person.
Like, don't even worry about her.
You don't know her yet.
You don't even know her.
I don't. I don't.
She's a problem for another day.
But that's a song for another time.
I'm literally like sweating sitting here,
because I have like the sweats and the chills.
I have a heating pad on, which is actually really nice.
But I'm like, if you guys see me sweating,
just ignore, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like dropping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's probably like one of the worst things
about being sick is desperately needing a heating pad
for like your aches and things while also dripping sweat. The temperature control issues of this flu
are unlike anything I've experienced. Every time I get out of bed I'm shivering like freezing cold.
It's so crazy. This is like the sickest I've been in years. This flu this season is not to be messed
with. It took Kelsey Ballerini by storm.
I don't know if you saw,
she canceled her Buffalo show mid show.
I can understand.
Terrible. Oh my God.
I'm just like really, not that I have like so many big plans,
but I'm really saying no to a lot of things.
Cause if I get the flu, you guys,
it'll be bad for everyone.
Yeah. Yeah, truly.
But otherwise weekend was very chill.
Oh, you know what?
I wanted to ask you something.
I actually didn't talk to you at all this weekend.
And I meant to tell you,
I was getting so much shit on Instagram yesterday.
So I went to Maddie, Ben's sister,
my sister-in-law's bridal shower.
It was lovely.
And I was like posting pictures.
And so many people were coming at me
being like, so weird that you called Ben's sister.
Cause I was like, I was like narrating the events
on my Instagram story.
And I was like, off to Ben's sister's bridal shower.
And I guess like a more normal thing to say
would my sister-in-law's bridal shower.
I understand why you didn't do that.
And ultimately you're right,
because the sister-in-law is like a very mature term.
And it's like-
Oh, I wasn't even thinking mature.
I was thinking like negative.
I was thinking it's a negative.
I find, and then I was thinking like, even when I talk about Ben's family on the show, I don't say my in-laws, I wasn't even thinking mature. I was thinking like negative. I was thinking it's a negative.
And then I was thinking like,
even when I talk about Ben's family on the show,
I don't say my in-laws, I say Ben's family.
I feel like it's a more endearing term.
In-laws has such like a net,
maybe it's the Deer Toasters in me,
like it has such a negative connotation.
People are like, Jackie, I got so many,
so weird that you call her Ben's sister.
Why?
It's literally not weird,
but I do feel like when someone is younger,
they feel less like an in-law.
And it's just like Ben's sister.
That's true.
You know, if you had an older sister,
it's very mature, sister-in-law.
But when they're younger, it's like,
what if you have a 12-year-old sister?
Like that's a sister-in-law?
Oh, it's such a good point.
I don't think so.
And also like when Ben and I met,
Maddie was like 14.
So to me, I know she's a grown ass woman now.
Yeah, less.
But like she's getting married, but she's still like little sis, 100%. she's a grown ass woman now. But like she's getting married,
but she's still like little sis, 100%.
That's a good point too.
I was getting-
They just don't know you.
And they don't know her.
So much backlash.
They don't know her like you do.
They don't know, they don't know.
But then I do realize like even when I was talking
last week about how I had dinner with Ben's parents,
like I exclusively call them Ben's parents, not my in-laws.
I don't know why.
I think in-laws is like a dirty word.
No.
But I understand what you mean,
that it's more like familial to say Ben's parents.
And don't you also feel like it's a little waspy,
like not Jewish?
To say in-laws, well, you say macha tunam.
Macha tunam, right.
But I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know a lot of Jewish people who say my in-laws.
Well, you could start saying machatunam.
Well, yeah, my machatunam.
And that is a term of endearment.
Yeah, machatunam is your in-laws.
Only refers to your spouse's parents.
I don't think it includes siblings.
Machatunam sister?
Machatunam sister.
Totally.
That's your Yiddish word of the day.
Maqa T'num, spelling so unclear.
But just Google it.
Maqa.
So unclear.
T'num.
Sista.
Sista.
So you were just like sick all weekend,
not much to share with the class.
I was sick all weekend
and I didn't even get to watch that much TV
because I was like that sick. I actually had to Google how to turn the brightness down on my television because I didn't even get to watch that much TV because I was like that sick.
I actually had to Google how to turn the brightness down on my television because I couldn't even look at it.
Wow.
And I figured it out and it's I'm leaving it that way.
Yeah, of course. You gotta get the TV remote, not the Apple TV, like the actual TV remote and then you go to menu settings.
I did it on Apple TV. Like it was this accessibility display brightness turned it all down. So I was able to watch a little bit.
I watched New Kardashians episode,
but then I also watched a bunch of episodes
from last season.
So I don't know which one was like,
yeah, this week's episode.
So I can't really-
The one with Lamar.
Yeah, I saw the Lamar conversation,
but I forget what else happened.
Like to me, Courtney is in Australia with her family.
Got it, got it.
Cause you're like, you're sort of behind.
Yeah, but now I'm caught up.
And then I watched,
so I really was looking for something mindless cause I couldn't pay attention to anything. So I watched a little sort of behind. Yeah, but now I'm caught up. And then I watch. So I really was looking for something mindless
because I couldn't pay attention to anything.
So I watched a little bit of quarterback on Netflix,
which wound up being like the perfect thing to watch
in the lead up to the Super Bowl,
because they followed three quarterbacks,
Patrick Mahone's being one of them.
And so I was really getting to know Patty really well
right before the Super Bowl.
Like instead of watching the Fox countdown to red carpet,
I watched quarterback. And right as I'm falling in love
with Patrick, like he stunk up the joint.
Yes, yes.
Not a good night for the chiefs
and specifically Patty over there.
I was so impressed by him learning about his protocols,
his training, this and that.
I'm like, this guy's got it in the back.
So regimented.
Yeah.
And he's just like, some people are just like physically more gifted
in the sport.
Like he also trained as a baseball player coming up.
So like he was gonna be a baseball player.
And so like a lot of his quarterback throws,
he throws like a baseball, which really helps him.
Like he like hits him with that swivel
and his head is always stay straight.
So like, it just reminds me of like how Michael Phelps
was like born to be the best swimmer.
I was gonna say Michael Phelps.
Like just built to be a swimmer.
Like Patrick Mahomes is that quarterback.
But last night he was not,
but something that was really funny
that I wanted to tell you is that
they were talking about all their different plays
and how they have like all these weird names for them.
Like cat bag, lion.
And they have one play, it's like for Travis
and they call it Catching Kelsey.
You're kidding.
And he said Travis hates it because that was the show
he was on.
That is so fucking funny.
So funny. I love that.
And then they showed a clip of Catching Kelsey
where Travis is like being just so ridiculous.
Cringe.
Like about how he wants to meet someone.
It does make you wonder like what documentaries
were being filmed last night.
Definitely like a Jalen Hurts. Oh, yeah, I wonder
Who they are following Netflix like does a lot of sports content across all different sports like they do golf
They do tennis. They do a lot of football. They just did the tight end
DCC where the dcc last night. Yeah, their absence was glaring
Glaring the dcc. Oh my God, my husband's gonna kill me.
The DCC remind me of Bring It On,
when like the cheerleaders are just like so much better
than the football team.
Oh, 1000%.
And I was actually thinking at NFL honors,
a great joke for, I had, Superdog was hosting,
whoever was hosting would have been like,
it was a great year for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
Yeah. Because it really was. Yeah, it was a great year for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Yeah.
Because it really was.
Yeah, it was.
And they're getting their season two
and they're keeping the franchise alive.
And people literally show up to the games like for them.
Yeah.
As they, well, that's great.
Yeah.
So I feel like we're just sort of circling the dream.
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First story, Super Bowl recap.
Let's talk sports first.
So the Eagles beat the Chiefs at Super Bowl Licks.
Final score 40 to 22 in New Orleans.
So it was really crazy.
Like at first I was not really concerned.
Even though they were losing, it was just like.
They kind of want to do that.
Yes, but also anytime I've ever watched the Chiefs,
they're like annoyingly good.
It's like, it doesn't even matter what the score is.
They're just like gonna get it done.
So it wasn't like particularly like freaked
until at the half, like, oh no,
maybe right when they came back from the half,
the Eagles scored again, and then it was 24 to zero.
At some point you just get to a deficit that's so big.
Like there's not enough time in the game
for you to come back from.
And we were slowly approaching that.
And I was like, there's just, I couldn't believe it.
I'm like, there's no way.
They're trying to be the greatest in the league.
I was like, who are these people?
Like it was so, it was giving lobotomy.
Everybody forgot how to play and like do their jobs.
Like Travis, catch, he does, I don't know it.
Patrick, throw, I don't know.
And I don't know who to blame most,
but I definitely hold a lot of space for like the,
everybody did a bad job.
It's not just one person or one part of the team.
But specifically, specifically like the group of guys
whose job it is to make sure Patty has like a couple
of seconds to throw the ball.
Yeah, the offensive one man.
I think they ended up breaking a record last night
for the most sacks in a Super Bowl.
Like it was really, I don't know how many times,
like Travis has to, I mean, not Travis,
Patrick had to like tip toe and just to get away.
Your job is, and I was watching him,
I'm like, they're just standing there.
They were really, everybody stunk though.
Like I can't, I don't even want to just blame them.
Like Travis was bad.
All the people who were supposed to catch were bad,
but the people who were supposed to protect,
that's kind of like the first line of defense.
They were really sticking it up.
Yeah, I guess it's like good that there's not blame
on one person, like one person doesn't feel like
they ruined it.
And also sometimes I feel like when the game is so close,
it's like even more heartbreaking
because it's like we were so close to greatness,
but they literally didn't have a chance to me.
What's so crazy is like this, the whole weekend
is literally like a multi-billion dollar
endeavor, like everyone coming and traveling
and all the celebrities and all the entertainment
and all the parties leading up to the weekend in the hotel
all around this game.
And it was literally like
the worst game I've ever seen in my life.
Little League they were playing.
And it was so not entertaining.
And it was like all of the fanfare is for this game
and they couldn't even play football.
And I saw the most interesting TikTok
cause we know that like celebrities spend
like hundreds of thousands of dollars
on their sweets and planes,
but this person was just going around to people
at the Superbowl, like the actual game
and just asking them how much they spent on tickets.
And I had seen that the average price of the ticket
last night was around $5,000,
but just seeing regular folk
like being interviewed, people being like,
we spent 8,000 per ticket.
Nobody spent less than $5,000 on a ticket
in this video that I saw.
And so, and that's why there were a lot of Eagles fans
there because this is the third time,
it's actually the sixth time that the Chiefs have been.
So it's not like uncommon for a Chiefs fan
to get to go to the Super Bowl.
I think they know they'll have an opportunity in the next couple of years. But you know, with other teams, it's not like uncommon for a Chiefs fan to get to go to the Superbowl. I think they know they'll have an opportunity
in the next couple of years,
but you know, with other teams, it's not always the case.
You have good years, you have bad years.
And so most of the, and you could tell just by like
the cheers and the boos that most people in the crowd
were Eagles fans.
Yeah, and the reporters had said that too.
So I'm glad that most people that were,
imagine being a Chiefs fan and like you finally
are gonna go to the Superbowl. Spending $8,000.
Spending that much money to see them play like dog shit.
It's so crazy.
Like it was seriously embarrassing.
Yeah, it was really bad.
But everybody kept, because you know,
the commentators were like, you know,
some guy and Tom Brady and there's like a famous Super Bowl
where Tom Brady came back to beat the Falcons.
Right, of course.
I think it was 20, 40, 2.
Yeah.
Right, so everybody keeps,
Ben was like, don't worry, Tom Brady came back. And they keep saying, you think it was 24 to two. I think it was 28 to two. Yeah. Right. So everybody keeps,
Ben was like, don't worry, Tom Brady came back.
And they keep saying, you know,
Patrick is the second coming of Tom Brady.
So it was like, oh yeah, so it's possible.
And I just figured like at some point it would happen
and it became increasingly clear as the night went on.
Like it wasn't happening.
No, and what was so weird,
it was like for the last 10 or 12 minutes,
like the gap was too big to close really,
but like they can't celebrate yet. They haven't won. Like we have to like still play 12 more minutes, but like they can't celebrate yet.
They haven't won, like we have to like
still play 12 more minutes, but like we know that they won.
And so it was so anticlimactic because it was like,
we knew for 12 minutes that the Eagles had won
the Superbowl, but they're still like having to play the game.
They're on the sidelines, like dumping Gatorade on
with five minutes left.
I want to talk about the Gatorade.
And it's just like, but we can't celebrate yet.
And then by the time like we had a winner, it's like,
well, we knew it was just so anticlimactic.
Yeah.
Them pouring the Gatorade on Nick Santini.
What's his name?
Yeah. The great Santini.
Carla's dad.
What the hell is his name?
Okay. I'll find out Eagles coach. They poured it on him.
Nick Sirianni.
Sirianni, yes.
Sounds like a character from Josie sure.
There was like four minutes left.
Now, of course, like the chiefs like really couldn't have won,
but it wasn't the, it couldn't, it wasn't impossible.
And actually when they got the ball back,
Travis on his first down, not Travis, excuse me,
Patrick on his first down, threw a touchdown.
Now, of course it was just a small dent in the lead,
but like, you never know.
I just thought it was really crazy
that they were doing the Gatorade already.
Yeah, that was really crazy.
But I guess overall, like the final score 40 to 20 or 22.
It doesn't sound so bad.
It doesn't sound like what we watched.
Yeah, but they got to 20, like in the last three minutes.
I know, but at least like they got a respectable-ish score
up on the board because the whole game was like 37-0.
Zero.
Zero.
Zero. A bunch of zeros.
So from, and I like to watch,
like I didn't have a particular stake in the game last night.
Obviously like the tailor of it all is super interesting,
but I don't care like who won.
So I just wanted to be entertained.
And it was so boring the game.
Like I like, this is supposed to be the two greats.
And I couldn't help but think,
you know who wouldn't have lost so badly to the Eagles?
The Bills.
The Bills.
I know Josh Allen was watching that game being like,
this is bullshit.
Like let me give the people what they want.
I'm sorry, you have a duty to the American people
to keep us entertained at the Super Bowl.
I don't care if you win or lose,
your job is to keep us on the edge of our seats.
And also I can't help but thinking about the advertisers
who definitely pay more for commercials
in the fourth quarter.
Because usually it's the most important part of the game.
And I can't even imagine how many people turned off the TV
in the fourth quarter, like because it was so, it was late, it's a Sunday night, like people have to go to work. It's an important part of the game. And I can't even imagine how many people turned off the TV
in the fourth quarter, like, because it was so,
it was late, it's a Sunday night,
like people have to go to work.
It was useless to watch at some point.
Yeah, I guess, but that's the chance that you take
with the Super Bowl and advertising.
I don't feel like so bad for them
in their $8 million commercials.
No, me neither.
Although, did you know the first Super Bowl ever?
Do you know how much a commercial went for?
I feel like we've done this, but no, tell me.
They showed it on TV last night.
They were showing like average price of a ticket
compared to, and it was like $20 versus 8,000.
And last night commercials went for $8 million
and the first Super Bowl ever, they went for $40,000.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
What year was that?
Oh 59 years ago.
59, 60 years ago.
So like the sixties.
So next year would be Super Bowl LX.
Yeah, I was trying to figure out like
with the numbers.
I so don't understand Roman numerals
and I don't understand the Super Bowls obsession
with using them in their logos.
I was actually like thinking that I feel like soon
they'll stop using Roman numerals
and that will be a sad day.
I just wanna say.
It will, because I think as a country,
like intellectually we can no longer handle Roman numerals.
It's just so sad.
Yes, it's a state, but it's also,
it's kind of like the metric system.
Like we don't really use them.
Why are, it is the only time in,
I guess like if I meet someone whose name is like
Chad the third, yeah, I would use, but like it is the only
time in my year where I'm even thinking of Roman numerals.
I just think like we should keep them around, but-
Do they teach Roman numerals in school?
These days, I don't know.
In our day, yes.
Yeah, but like up until like 20.
Yeah, but you only need so many, that's like,
you only need so many letters to know.
Cause then you eventually, you know that-
We never got to L or X, we only got to I and V.
Well, V is five, L is,
L-I-X?
Is 50.
50, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I-X is one minus 10.
Yeah. I think it's good. I think yeah, yeah, yeah. And IX is one minus 10. Yeah.
I think it's good.
I think we need this refresher.
It's a challenge.
It's an annual challenge for the American people.
Yeah.
So I don't know what happened.
Like seriously, it was as if they all
like forgot how to play the sport.
It was genuinely like an embarrassment to the whole country.
It was dreadful.
See, and it's also just kind of crazy
to see Travis, Patty and Taylor, to see them lose.
Like they don't lose often.
And when they have lost, it's been kind of inconsequential.
Yeah.
So it was just kind of like seeing a teacher out of school,
like felt weird to see them be big losers.
Even Travis's like post-game interview where he's so upset
in his sparkly shirt.
And he was like, you know, we can't just blame the O line.
It was everyone.
I'm like, ew, I kind of got the ick.
Like I wonder if Taylor did too.
And it's not like they lost valiantly, you know?
Totally.
There was no valiance.
No, there was no honor.
It was as if they were body snatched by a bunch.
Yes, it was like we were playing.
Seriously, I have no idea what happened.
It was so crazy and so embarrassing.
And like, what do you even do after that?
I don't know.
We got like no Taylor footage because of it.
Cause like every time Travis does something,
what good or bad, they show Taylor.
And like, he wasn't doing anything good or bad.
Yeah.
Except for those like two big drops in the beginning.
I was like, oh yikes.
But he's like always like, he's kind of messy,
but he always pulls it through.
That's the thing.
I like, wasn't worried.
I'm like, they always pull it together.
I'm sure Taylor wasn't worried either.
But then it just became increasingly clear.
I did find her cast and crew in the suite
to be quite interesting.
Obviously her parents were there, the Kelseys were there.
But she brought Hame, who've kind of been like laying low.
I feel like she hasn't called on them in a while.
Yeah, but they're always there for her.
Yeah, they're like, they're loyal and steadfast.
She also brought ice spice, which was so random.
And I thought, oh, I guess they are still friends.
Although a lot of people had pointed out to me
that she was at the last Super Bowl that Travis won
and Taylor might've been like superstitious
trying to like recreate.
Was it Mike there?
And by the way, a lot of people were there with her.
Kara.
Kelly Teller. Were they together at all there with her. Kara. Kelly Teller.
Were they together at all this weekend?
No, so Kelly Teller was at the Super Bowl.
Her and Miles are huge Eagles fans, which makes sense.
Like maybe this time they wouldn't be in the same suite,
but like they were not together at all.
And actually, I saw some discourse about this online.
Kelly and Miles were hanging out with Zach Brian,
which obviously is like not a big deal.
Zach Brian's a huge Eagles fan too.
But Zach Brian famously wrote that nasty tweet
about Kanye being better than Taylor.
Like, if that's your friend.
So I'm sorry, these two are not friends,
you can't convince me.
They're not.
That's so crazy.
I know.
That's so crazy.
I would love to know what happened.
Yeah, me too.
Anyways, the sweet with-
Because sometimes you just fall out of love with people,
that's fine.
You get steadfast in a friendship.
But I feel like something bad happened.
Not at that level, and not at their ages.
That happens when you have your party friends.
Yeah, yeah.
And your first cousins, second cousins.
Cousins, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so true.
But not at their age, they've been friends for so long
and they were so, so tight to go from-
Had they been friends for so long? they were like so, so tight to go from- They hadn't been, had they been friends for so long?
Yeah, I feel like throughout the years,
like Kelly like had a bunch of stuff.
I feel like she was like friendly with Taylor
throughout the years.
No, I feel like it happened really organically.
Like she was a big fan and then they coordinated Miles
being in the, I bet you think about me music video
and that was sort of like the catalyst, if you will.
And then it was like a year
where they were just inseparable.
Yeah.
Like the ring she bought, remember?
It was Taylor's date to the Emmys.
Yeah.
It was like burning fast and bright and that was it.
Yeah, that's really weird.
Yeah.
And then with the Zach Brian thing,
it makes me think that something happened
because even if you're not friendly with someone,
I feel like it was a move.
Yeah.
Something happened.
Yeah.
And her suite like, was a little lackluster.
The guests.
Well, so I was a little guest,
but also I thought this about a lot of the suites
because I was seeing like a lot of footage of people.
Something about the specific arena.
Arena, I know it's an indoor arena, which is nice.
Cause I heard it was so hot and humid and rainy.
But everyone's suites were covered.
There was a ceiling in front of them.
Do you know what I mean?
Usually your windows are flush.
I just looked like, honestly, it not worth the money.
Not to complain watching from my couch.
I was just like, I would have been annoyed.
So we got all the pictures of Taylor had this
blurry quality to it, Cause of like the ceiling.
Got it.
Oh, and Taylor got booed, which to me, like it was just
because like I saw it as the whole stadium is Eagles fans
and she's such a chiefs, not because like everybody hates
Taylor.
So like, I think it was in the spirit of the game.
I know.
And so obviously like getting booed is horrible
and people who do it like seriously grow the fuck up.
Like you have children, you're booing someone.
However, I do think Taylor understood
that she was being booed because she's Travis's girlfriend.
Not because like, if they had showed any of Travis's family,
I think they would have gotten booed.
Maybe not Jason, but I think it had nothing to do
with like music.
Some people thought it was political.
I don't think at all.
I think it was like Travis's girl
and the whole stadium was Eagles fans.
Like, I think if they put Donna up there. Yeah, that's how I read it.
I think if they put Donna up there,
well Donna's also Jason's mom, so.
No, if they put Brittany up there.
Oh yeah, well Brittany's kind of a polarizing figure,
especially within her own community.
They've always given her shit.
So I don't think it was personal.
I think it's inappropriate to boo anyone, especially,
it's rude, it's like a person.
Having said that, given her reaction,
I think she understood it was not about her
because she kind of gave a funny side eye,
like facial expression.
It was not about her.
But sports fans boo, that's what they do.
Yeah, they're freaks.
Yeah, they're crazy.
So that's the game and that's the ball game
and it was a real stinker.
Big one.
And next, we're going to talk about all the entertainment
from the evening, including Kendrick Lamar halftime show.
Lady Gaga.
Let's go in order.
Yeah.
So Lady Gaga actually opened the show
with a touching rendition of Hold My Hand
in honor of the New Orleans terrorist attack victims
and the LA fires. It was so unexpected.
Did they announce that she was gonna be performing?
No.
No, on the pre-show they kept saying Lady Gaga coming up
and I was like, what is she doing?
I was so shocked.
Maybe it was, I mean, it was so many things, right?
Like the concept is really beautiful.
Like how can we not acknowledge that a mere two months ago
14 people died in like one of the most horrible
terror attacks.
Like it was really beautiful.
The song choice, we were just talking about that song.
You guys know that's Jackie Nye's favorite fucking song.
And it's one of Lady Gaga's most underrated
and it's so beautiful.
So I love that it got its moment.
I loved like the very low key nature of everyone.
Like Tom Brady, Michael Strahan,
just like standing around a piano.
It was in the French quarter.
It was so beautiful.
And I loved the way that she looked.
The looks from this era have been like kind of crazy.
I don't know if you saw what she wore
to the actual Super Bowl, like she looked nuts.
And she had like different hair.
Yeah, she had black hair, black leather,
like she looked super crazy.
At the Grammy, she looked nuts.
I thought she looked so sweet.
And it was an appropriate look.
Like she wore all white.
I really liked the bleached eyebrows.
I could not come up with one negative thing to say. It was so appropriate look. Like she wore all white. I really liked the bleach eyebrows. I could not come up with one negative thing to say.
It was so unbelievably beautiful.
I was really moved by the whole thing.
Like really, it was spectacular.
Yeah, agreed.
And then we had the national anthem,
John Batiste and America the Beautiful.
And the Lift Every Voice.
La DC.
I just want to say, you put a youth choir in my midst
on my board.
The youth choir slayed the house down.
And then what I really liked about Lift Every Voice was,
and I love those initial songs that they do, right?
Like, The God Bless America,
because it's a moment of seriousness
before all this fun, right? It's sports, it's celebrities, it's all supposed to be fun, but it's a moment of seriousness before all this fun, right?
It's sports, it's celebrities,
it's all supposed to be fun,
but it's a real moment of solitude.
It's a moment of togetherness.
People cry, we have so many famous,
last year, Nick Santini crying.
There are so many great moments,
and it's like a real just somber moment, and I love that.
So while I love Lauren Daigle,
and I actually thought Trombone Shorty was amazing,
like I wasn't familiar with his work, they all through the night, they were trying to represent New Orleansle and I actually thought Trombone Shorty was amazing, like I wasn't familiar with his work.
They all through the night,
they were trying to represent New Orleans and I get that,
New Orleans has like this really vibrant culture.
And I actually really liked that they chose
a lot of homegrown talent and they really wanted to showcase
like that Harry Connick Jr. thing with all the dancers.
Right, I forgot that, there was like a whole-
That was fab.
There was a pre-show.
Yeah, it was like colorful, it was very Mardi Gras.
Yeah.
So I love that they were like-
Mardi Gras bands. I love that they were like,
yeah, they were really intent
on putting their culture first.
I loved that.
I did feel like because New Orleans culture
is so colorful and bright and fun and loud,
they kept infusing it into like America the Beautiful
and then John Batiste with the anthem.
And I just felt like it was not the vibe.
It's kind of the opposite of the vibe
I personally look for in those songs.
I look for moments of solitude, of seriousness,
and with like the fun elements of like the jazz bands,
I just felt like it didn't match the energy
that I was personally looking for.
Yeah.
How was Warren Daigle and Trombone Shorty?
I missed it because it was bedtime.
It was good.
It wasn't a bad rendition at all.
Which is not Super Bowl caliber.
Right, he played the trombone while she delivered vocals.
And then he also did vocals, like really beautiful harmonies.
But it was just kind of like this scat, scat, like, you know,
it wasn't a scat, but they added like this fusion
of New Orleans vibe, which is beautiful.
But I didn't think appropriate for like what I usually look
for in these moments,
like right before the game starts, all the fun.
I always, I just love how serious it always is.
I love that we see grown men cry.
I love that we see people like take their hats off
and just, they cut to the military.
Like it's very beautiful.
And I think they, New Orleans is a little too close
to the sun, they won in New Orleans everywhere.
And it was like, and John Batiste did it less,
but he still did it.
And I happened to think it was a pretty rendition.
And you know what?
I was actually thinking this last year.
I feel like every time we sit, we like criticize the music,
but then like history really will tell how we reflect.
And I feel like, I remember when Chris Stapleton did it,
I really liked it, but I didn't know if it was gonna become
like historic.
And now I find myself constantly thinking about it.
And it's like always getting, it goes viral on TikTok.
Like people love it so much.
So time will tell, you really can't judge.
Even last year with Reba, I think you had said like,
it was so great and so classic that she didn't do anything
frilly, anything different.
And it might go down as like one of the greats.
And it doesn't, like we don't even talk about it.
Right?
I didn't even remember she did it last year.
Right.
So time will tell, but I don't think John Batiste
entered that Hall of Fame last night,
but I do think he did a really nice job,
and it was very respectful and well done.
He didn't flub the words or like miss a note.
Like it was, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying like, it wasn't bad by any stretch.
I wasn't moved to tears.
I don't think a lot of the play,
we didn't get a moment like that
where they zoom in on people's faces.
Like it was just, it was a little too fun.
Yeah.
And he had this big colorful piano, which I know,
I understand it's like a part of New Orleans culture.
And I love that.
It's like the, it's really, it's rare to have a state
that really has such individual culture, like outside of,
it's not like American, it's Louisiana.
Like it's cool.
And I love that they infused it.
I thought the big intro pre-show was beautiful,
but some moments like can be without.
And I thought that John Batiste, like he did a good job.
He didn't, like, cause he sounded pretty.
I can't explain it.
I wasn't moved.
Yeah, he did. And I think he did like the best job of him. So it's like,. He didn't, like, cause he sounded pretty. I can't explain it. I wasn't moved. Yeah. He did.
And I think he did like the best job of him.
So it's like, if it wasn't for you,
then maybe he wasn't the right choice.
No, but he was chosen because he's a New Orleans local,
which is so nice.
And that would have been enough.
Like, I don't like, they were just like pushing New Orleans,
I think a little too much in certain corners.
But like when the, the when the graphics and everything,
the logo was all very New Orleans inspired
because it's very colorful.
Love, love, love, love.
So I liked that,
that that was clearly a choice of the design team
for the Super Bowl.
They did a little too much.
Yeah, I feel that.
And then Kendrick Lamar halftime show.
So he did a 13 minute performance
and there were guest appearance from SZA,
Serena Williams showed up dancing.
He performed a bunch of his songs and that was the show.
So I actually think,
and I would love to hear what your husband thought of it
because I don't listen to,
I don't go to Spotify and listen to Kendrick Lamar.
So I was really shocked at how little of the music I knew
as somebody who just like is an active participant
in culture, right?
Like I don't actively seek out a lot of people's music.
But if they-
But you know them and they're familiar.
Right, I don't go ever listen to Justin Timberlake
but when he did the Super Bowl, I knew most of his music.
So I was like the first time ever that I can remember
like in my lifetime where I knew almost none of the music.
And that's probably my only critique.
I actually think the performance itself,
like he executed it flawlessly, right?
His choreography was on point.
I happen to love the dancers,
like the whole red, white and blue aesthetic,
the Uncle Sam, like I thought it was really well done.
I think he sounded great.
I thought I loved his jeans.
My only real critique is that I don't think
he was the right choice.
So only because I, an active participant
in a lot of different corners of culture,
like really did not know,
I don't think he has enough mainstream hits.
And then I think about the people who watch the Superbowl
and that's why it's such a specific tier of people
why we're always like spending so much time thinking about
who could do it, who would be good enough.
You need a real discography where at least half the songs
on your set lists are worldwide hits hits where everybody, no matter age,
no matter where they live, where they know those songs.
And I feel like he has one of those songs,
of Sit Down, Be Humble.
So while I thought the performance
was actually flawlessly executed,
I thought I loved how the cameras were following him around.
He had a real vision.
And when they kept zooming out,
I thought the stage was really gorgeous.
I just don't think he was the right choice.
Unless, and I feel like maybe Apple, when they took over,
they're changing a little bit of,
because for so long, it was like,
you had to be a classic performer.
Like you had to have, like Katy Perry,
you had to have like such mainstream success,
because it's one of the only times of the year
where you're gonna be reaching almost every single American.
So you need to be a very specific type of popular.
That's why I think they often choose people
who are like maybe not like the most like creative
and different, but they have the biggest hits
and that's what we're here to do.
Yeah, and everyone will enjoy it.
So that was really my only critique.
I was like watching and I'm like, this is good,
but like I would love to know a song.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought the visuals-
But for the Kendrick fans, I think it was like-
Oh, they loved it, yeah. The most amazing, like did your husband love it? Well, yeah. I thought the visuals- But for the Kendrick fans, I think it was like the most amazing. Oh, they loved it, yeah.
Like did your husband love it?
Well, so he thought that the visuals were like amazing,
which I totally agree.
Like the stage and the dancers
and like the way, like the different scenarios.
But musically, it wasn't like probably the best choice
for everyone, especially because not a lot of people,
not everyone knows all of his songs.
Now I am familiar with two.
Not like us.
And I feel the same way where it's like,
at first I didn't mind that he was,
like not every artist that they pick is gonna be
my favorite, but like it's a jolly good show
and it's music and it's fun, but like-
And we're gonna know it regardless of who it is.
Yeah, and if it's good music,
like I don't mind hearing a song for the first time,
but it's just like, it just didn't translate
for people who aren't like huge fans of his music.
And I think when we think about like,
who would be eligible for the Super Bowl in the past,
how we've thought about it, we really think of it,
at least I do, as like, who would have a Vegas residency?
Who can go on a tour that's almost like a greatest hits?
Who can, you know, not ever release new music
and still have hours and hours of songs to sing?
And that's why I'm always comparing it to like people
who do Vegas residencies.
And that's why even I think I remember last year,
I was really surprised at how much of a ushers I knew.
Cause I haven't actively listened to Usher,
maybe since I'm six.
Like for real.
Yeah, I feel like with Usher, it was the opposite issue
where it's like the songs and the music were great.
The performance like wasn't.
Yeah, but I'm talking about in terms of like selections.
Like I was like, oh, I wonder if I'll know.
And I knew the whole thing, just like from being an active
participant. Oh, no, I'm not talking about,
I'm just saying like, I feel like that was like,
we had the opposite issue.
Cause it didn't like hit in the way that it was meant to.
I think to Kendrick's credit, because it didn't hit in the way that it was meant to.
I think to Kendrick's credit, I think it's really hard as a man,
like a straight man, to dazzle without outfits
and makeup and dancers and pyrotechnics.
And I think the creative of the show
was actually really well done,
because I think you don't get to rely on a lot of the things
that some of the girlies do to make it like fun and bright and like kind of a spectacle.
So you have to do different things.
And I thought that was a really good part of the show
that he really, aside from SZA,
like did the whole thing by himself,
just one man and a microphone.
Like that's really hard and that was really impressive.
I thought SZA was a real highlight of the show.
Even though I thought it, maybe I would know.
I knew her song sounded like really familiar to me
from TikTok and stuff, but it was just not,
it wasn't as pop and mainstream
as my particular interests align with.
And I think a lot of people felt that way.
And I think a lot of the people,
like I was seeing like a lot of the criticism
is falling to Jay-Z because he programs
the live entertainment for the Super Bowl Rock Nation
is like partnered with NFL and Apple.
And like, he's the one who made this choice.
And as you said, like it's not entirely the right choice.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
I think maybe Apple is like shifting
how we see Super Bowl performers.
Like maybe it's no longer this like time capsule
type of thing where,
cause one of the things that keeps coming to mind,
it keeps Super Bowl performances are like getting viral at this time of year. And this is actually one of the things that keeps coming to mind, it keeps, Super Bowl performances are like getting viral
at this time of year.
And this is actually one of the Thanksgiving performers,
the creed, let's go there.
It was after 9-11, like Thanksgiving,
but today performance, like it was one of the greatest
moments in American history.
And it's crazy how like so many of the Super Bowl
performances from 10, 20 years, we still watch
and are still relevant.
That's always been the Super Bowl's vibe.
They wanted it to be timeless.
And maybe Apple, since they took over,
they're looking to be like a little bit more edgy,
a little bit more like topical.
Because this was Kendrick's year.
He just won all the Grammys.
If there was a performer to perform this year,
it's Kendrick Lamar.
So maybe they're shifting a little bit,
like how they perceive and how they select.
The Halftime Show performers.
Because if it's not from this,
we look at it so time capsule-y, right?
But maybe they're not, maybe they're just like,
it's 2025, who was-
Let's do a cool show, we're on the-
That represents the year.
Yeah, yeah, no, and we're just like cool,
and we're doing a cool show.
Yeah, so maybe it's no longer such a,
because when we think about who we were always saying,
like pink would be great because she has so many hits.
People who would just like encompass
as many possible people as possible,
even though you're never gonna get someone
who everybody loves or everybody likes even,
but like someone who can capture as many people as possible.
It also is worth noting every single year,
the next day people say,
is the worst one I've ever seen.
Like they say that every fucking,
oh my God, every year they fucking say that shit.
So it's just one of those things where time will truly tell.
And when you go back and see like some of the most viewed
ones of all time,
cause I was actually watching somebody did a TikTok,
the top 10 most viewed and it wasn't what you think.
And I think Shakira and JLo were like the number two.
And I remember after people were like,
well, it was good, but.
No, I remember watching it and being like,
dazzled. It was so good.
It was amazing.
It was seriously amazing.
The number one. And yes, time will tell,
but you also had to like give credit to how you felt
just watching it in the moment.
In the moment, yeah.
I do think it was the type of performance
that really could have benefited
from a couple of more guest spots.
There was a lot of rumors that Beyoncé was gonna be there
because her whole family was there without her.
So it's like, oh yeah, of course,
she's backstage getting ready.
I liked the Serena Williams nod.
And then also a lot of it was more of the diss to Drake
because the song, not like us, is a Drake diss track.
And then there were a bunch of things in there.
Even the necklace, A, as apparently for a minor.
Yeah, cause it was a minor A.
It was a small lowercase.
But like there's just so, and on the one hand,
I'm like, yes, take this grudge all the way
to the Superbowl.
Like never let your haters like stop.
Stop you from doing your thing.
Like never stop hating your haters.
But on the other hand, it's like so crazy
that this whole thing was like put together
to like give an FU to Drake.
I agree.
So at the Grammys, I was like loving the hater aid.
I'm like, yes, keep going.
But at some point, like you should be there
like, you know, and promote your own self
and your own accomplishments.
Not like this person that you hate.
As somebody who believes there's no,
like you can't take hate too far,
I actually think like it was a little far.
Like he had to perform the song obviously
and the whole stadium being like a minor
is embarrassing for Drake enough.
Like the necklace, I feel like you make it about you.
Like this is so awesome.
You did it by yourself.
So Serena Williams was there
and I just assumed it was because like
she has history with Drake and like,
so it's like a fellow Drake enemy.
But then also people said that it was because of something
with Wimbledon.
Oh.
Yeah, but I do think it had to do, I'm sorry.
It has to do with Drake.
Obviously they were like briefly dated on and off.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, oh, so she like famously did the Crip walk
when she won Wimbledon.
It's like this iconic moment.
And that was the dance that she did.
Yeah.
But why were they playing it during, not like us?
No, I'm telling you, it was about Drake.
It was about Drake.
It was about Drake.
And it's like, Drake is just like kind of like a big loser.
It's crazy how there was a moment in time
where Drake was so famous.
Like every song,
coming on that hotline bling.
Like everything he did was so major, so mega.
He was the plane.
It was just, it was all too much.
And obviously that level of fame is like not sustainable,
but to go from that to like big time loser
where everyone took Kendrick's side, how did that happen?
I don't know, but honestly,
Drake would have been a better halftime show.
Just because when you think about hits.
Hits.
Yeah, but Drake's also not American.
Does it have to be American?
So, I was wondering that too,
cause I was like Harry Styles, but it's not American.
I was watching a video, a compilation of people
who have said no to the Superbowl.
One of them was Dolly.
She says she doesn't think she's famous enough
and has enough hits for it, which I thought was so crazy.
The other was Adele. And I thought it was like, oh, because she's British. But she was like for it, which I thought was so crazy. The other was Adele.
And I thought it was like, oh, because she's British.
But she was like, no, nobody wants to hear my songs
at the Super Bowl.
Like it's supposed to be fun.
Like we're supposed to be like vibing, not crying.
I would love it.
But I thought it was more so because she's British.
Even though some people like, I don't know,
Harry Styles, yes, is British,
but like his music is so American.
You know, it's like, it's a part of American culture.
I do feel like if Adele got selected,
I would be like, this is not the vibe,
because she's British.
I would immensely enjoy it,
but it would not be the vibe. Of course,
but it would be too British, honestly.
Because she's British?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like the music, I don't think it wouldn't be the vibe,
not because of the music,
because she's seriously too British.
Okay, what about Celine Dion?
I think she's too French.
French Canadian?
Like honestly.
Yeah, French Canadian.
Okay, wow.
But I don't know why with Harry Styles, like, I don't know.
You don't feel that way.
Yeah, but maybe it's because his music is like super well appropriate.
It's like fun.
Yeah.
I don't even think he would be like, that's a performance I would enjoy, but I don't,
I wouldn't even like put him on my list of like, that's a performance I would enjoy, but I wouldn't even put him on my list
of like, this is a great idea.
No, no.
Like, I don't know,
because I do feel like Apple has shifted a little bit
the criteria for who is eligible to be a performer.
So I think the list of people we come up with
maybe no longer applies.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially with like Jay-Z as the curator.
Right. What does Jay-Z like?
I don't know if Jay-Z listens to Pink and kind of talks it.
No, I don't think Jay-Z is gonna put Pink up for the job.
Well, he's so wrong for that and he should be fired.
Okay.
I agree.
I think they need an expert curator.
And I don't think that Jay-Z is the expert curator.
Well, so he is, Apple has,
this is only the third Super Bowl Apple has done.
And the one before was Usher.
And I actually think that was a really good choice.
I thought it was a good choice too.
And before that was Rihanna,
which was also like a bomb ass choice.
So-
A good choice and a good performance.
And a good execution.
Yeah.
So- Two things.
He like, actually has done a good job.
Except for the whole, you know, 13 year old thing,
which I actually can't get over.
Yeah. Yeah.
They were on the TV.
They showed him, they were like,
Hov in the house.
And I was like, call the police.
Like there's Hov in the house.
You're like a minor.
I, you want to talk about it?
Oh my God. Yeah.
It's just, it's such a stick twisted industry.
It's too much.
Like you can't hold any of them.
None of them are like beyond approach.
It's a Spider-Man meme.
Where they're all just pointing at each other.
Right.
That's why if you need an expert curator,
Kenny Ortega should do the Super Bowl.
I was actually just watching a clip of Michael Jackson's.
So true.
I was watching a clip of Michael Jackson's
Super Bowl appearance and it was like probably a part
of some documentary because people were speaking on it.
Like the people that he worked with
and Kenny Ortega was talking about.
I think he directed Michael Jackson's Superbowl appearance.
He should be the initial director of the Superbowl
and he should have say on like who does it
because he knows talent.
It should be fan voted.
Well, no, because then Taylor Swift would win every year.
Like some people just have fans who are like
not chronically online and just like go to work.
It would be like Selena Gomez.
Yeah, right, right, right, right.
Okay, well.
They would be bot farming.
Those are the Super Bowl stories.
Oh, well the commercials just really quickly.
I thought the commercials were so bad,
I can't remember one of them.
I can remember one because it was the only one
that actually made me laugh and that I hadn't seen before.
I was shocked at how,
and I didn't even actively seek out commercials.
Like, I guess they've been playing them on TV
and then like also releasing them on social.
Yeah, classic.
So I had seen, I had seen all the commercials
except for Mountain Dew, where they had Seal up on a rock as a seal
singing a kiss from a rose.
That was fucking funny, okay?
And like Slay, and I hadn't seen it yet.
Like I was so annoyed.
I was like, I've seen all these commercials
and I just wanted to give a major shout out to Uber Eats
because I feel like every year Uber Eats
spends the most money on celebrities,
the most amount of commercials,
like they have so many placements, and they never dazzle me.
And last night was no exception.
They had Matthew McConaughey and every fucking celebrity
with this like football was inspired by food commercial.
It was so unfunny and so expensive.
And they're like constantly slaying the department
of wasting money.
Like they are always, remember the year before
they reunited Ross and Rachel and friends.
Like they're always doing so much
and it's so not like good creative.
Yeah. And you wanted to give them a shout out?
Is that what you said?
Yeah, for being the worst.
They stood out to me.
I'm like, this is another year
where I'm like constantly rolling my eyes at Uber Eats.
Like they do so much
and it's giving like really try hard energy.
That's so funny.
The only commercials I remember like Intuit Turbo Tax,
which actually looks like a really good.
No, they just had like, literally,
they were in every single block of commercials,
just like about how you can like go for a run
and someone's doing your taxes.
And it looks like a good service.
Poppy, the prebiotic soda.
We're gonna get into that.
And then the only other-
They had a Super Bowl commercial too.
Yes.
And Alex Earl was in it.
Yes. The other commercial,
do you know these Dunkinque's commercials?
Like, why does it feel like an inside joke
that I'm on the outside of?
Cause you are.
No, but like, what are they doing?
Like they're like beings like fools.
And I'm just like-
It's cause it's a lot about like
Northeastern Boston culture,
which is crazy for like a nationally televised game.
Right? Like Ben Affleck and the Dunking's
and then Bill Belichick and his girlfriend,
like what are you guys doing?
I just, I feel like such a outsider.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I get it too.
I don't fully understand like the beef
and like the whole concept, but I think it's like-
They've just like run away with this storyline.
Yeah, it's like people in Boston
like Dunkin' a lot obviously,
but more so because it's like, it's no frills.
It's not like Starbucks fancy macchiato.
It's just like coffee in a cup.
And like, you know, for the real working man,
they like a coffee on the go.
And I think that's the inspiration, I think.
No, but then there's like rap battles.
Like I just feel like I've missed it.
I've missed the part on Duncan's.
But you're not the only one.
A lot of us got left behind. Like I'm not even a hundred missed it. I've missed the quote on Dunkin's. But you're not the only one, a lot of us got left behind.
Like I'm not even 100% sure.
Okay, great.
And then yes, Poppy had a commercial with influencers,
but they're also getting dragged.
Cancelled.
Due to a decision to send $25,000 vending machines
to influencers ahead of their Super Bowl commercial.
Yes, so it's like a big PR, a lot of influencers get PR.
They get like products, sometimes they get like handbags.
Some people take it really far.
And Poppy was like, hold my beer.
And they sent these kind of really pargy,
they look like the Kylie Cosmetics like vending machines.
They're like these new wave,
it's not, you know, your middle school vending machine.
It's like this really pargy kind of robot.
It's huge.
They had them delivered to like a select few
influencers homes. 32 influencers. And fully stocked with probably like 100 cans. And you could just like, it's huge. They had them delivered to like a select few influencers homes. 32 influencers.
And fully stocked with probably like a hundred cans.
And you could just like, it's free.
So you could just, a lot of influencers
like left it in their garage.
I didn't see any New York city based influencers getting it
cause I don't know where the hell you would put it
and how you would get it in the elevator.
But it immediately started like this wave of drama
on social media.
You could put it in your lobby for the whole building.
You could, that's a nice idea.
Yeah.
It started this whole conversation online
kind of similar to the conversations
that were being had about Tart Island and the Tart trip.
Just basically being like, this is super wasteful,
influencers get everything for free,
like give this to a real customer,
why don't you give back to your customers?
And that was kind of the thing with Tart too.
It's like, well, you should take your customers on a trip.
Well, no one would want to watch that.
That's the problem.
No, for real.
Like it's such a nice concept.
And actually Tartt does do that.
And by the way, I've never seen a picture from it.
Like it's not viral.
It doesn't make the brand money.
These brands are, they're not charities.
Like they're here to create buzz.
Buzz equals marketing, marketing equals money.
Like customers get influenced by these types of things.
And so like the response to everything on social media
with these brands, especially like these more online brands
like Poppy being like, well, what if you should just do it
for your real customers instead?
Why don't you go bother Walmart?
Like leave, like it just, it's just a dumb concept.
Like what is this free for all?
Like this is people's jobs.
It's true.
It's just like weird when like,
there's something that's like so commonplace. Like's true, it's just weird when, there's something that's so commonplace,
everyone does, it's just part of the business,
and then people just seek out one company
who's doing it and get mad about it.
Some people made the point, why would you,
apparently it's about $800,000 that they spent
sending 32 people these gifts
when you could have put the vending machines
somewhere with more traffic.
Which one influencer needs hundreds of poppies?
Ready?
So, the people have to give the vending machines back
in a couple of weeks.
A lot of them have actually already returned it.
And I'm sure then Poppy will go put them in parks and shit.
Like for actual, it's called like using a billboard,
like in multiple different ways.
So I really, I don't understand the backlash.
I don't understand the backlash.
I don't think it's a big deal.
Especially when you see like a, nobody's giving Uber a problem for spending
eight million dollars on one commercial last night.
This is what companies at that level do, they spend money.
And actually Maureen from Tart was making a bunch
of TikToks being like Tart will never buy
a Super Bowl commercial.
Like we'd rather spend eight8 million on a trip.
So it's literally the same thing.
Think about how much we talked about Tartt Island.
Everybody was talking about it.
That's marketing for Tartt.
And honestly, I think it's better money better spent
than being one in 55 commercials last night.
You spent $8 million.
That's more embarrassing to me
than giving a couple of influencers vending machines.
And for a grand total of 800,000,
in which you're getting the vending machines back.
And now look, we're all talking about Poppy.
It was successful, like congratulations,
you played yourself.
Yeah, I saw Rachel Kirkconnell got a vending machine.
So I saw her video and I just thought,
I didn't even know about this controversy.
I just thought that was like so cute.
And then she said she had to give it back.
I was like, oh damn, but I guess, yeah,
who needs a thousand cans of Poppy?
But it was just like a fun, cute concept.
Like it's called marketing.
Not only that, like go Poppy.
Like they're a brand that really invests mostly
in like digital and influencer marketing.
And they got a Super Bowl ad last night.
Like that's sick.
And the fact that they wanted it to be full of like
Alex Earl, Jake Shane was in it,
like a lot of influencers,
like the people who got them there.
I love that. Like this is, and I think it's a female founded brand. Like what, fuck Shane was in it, like a lot of influencers, like the people who got them there. I love that.
Like this is, and I think it's a female founded brand.
Like what, fuck off.
Like it's good.
Like why shouldn't they be up there spending as much money
as Matthew McConaughey and Uber Eats?
Oh my God, I'm like on an Uber Eats mission today,
like hate them.
But even though I'm like their number one customer.
Like where's the energy for those, for Doritos?
Yeah, Doritos has a lot of bad commercials.
The worst, actually, did they even do commercials?
I saw some, like some space orb was like
stealing the Doritos from a guy on his couch,
like, womp, womp, womp.
Cool.
The commercials were so bad.
They were, Pete Davidson was like doing a lot last night
after being relatively quiet for a while.
He was actually at the Super Bowl,
and I think he was in one or two commercials.
Oh yeah.
And it's also funny, like who gets tapped?
Like I just, I would love to be a fly on the wall.
Most random ideas, which are sometimes so good.
Here's a random idea that was actually good.
It was the circle water bottle and Adam Devine.
Yeah.
That was actually a really cute commercial.
You know what was a good one?
But it's like when the person in the room is like,
what if we got Adam Devine to call his wife?
What?
What?
Wait, you know what was actually a good one
that's really appropriate for this conversation?
What?
Taco Bell.
What did they do?
They were like, we are not gonna use big celebrities
for our, we're gonna give it to our consumers.
And so then they had-
Oh look, everyone should be so happy. Right. But then they also, so they put up like a million pictures really
quickly. They're like, if you're in this screenshot it and all their customers, like from social media,
they took pictures of like everybody who takes pictures that Taco Bell was cute. Then they also
had like LeBron James and tons of celebrities being like, wait, we're not in the commercial.
And like the lights were being turned off on them. So it wasn't enough to have your
customers in your commercial because nobody would have been talking
about that, but now we're talking about it
because LeBron James was in it and being funny,
being like, am I still getting paid for this?
So they did have to spend all that money on the commercial
and the celebrities, but then put a couple of pictures
of their customers in it being like, look,
send this to your mom.
You're gonna talk about commercial.
Oh my God, that's funny.
Yeah, no, I think actually like a more worthy thing
for people to get annoyed about is like,
commercial actors are out of a job for all the celebrities
and how much brands spend on one,
the Super Bowl commercial and then all the celebrities.
Like some of these brands have so many huge celebrities
and it's like, give that job to working actors who need it.
Like that to me, it's like,
I hate the celebrities in the commercials.
Like it's just, it's so not creative.
And it's, it looks like a waste of money
when they could be doing so many other things
using their real customers.
And I think that people online,
instead of getting mad at Poppy,
like a startup business that's like working with influencers
should get mad at the big celebrities,
how much they get paid for these commercials.
Yeah, no, it's so true.
And also you just reminded me of something,
hold on, I was about to make a fire point
and it just like escaped my brain.
Bring it back.
Celebrities, LeBron James.
Flow from progressive, I was thinking about that.
Oh, that's the best by the way,
when someone can do a commercial about a celebrity
and they like make a regular person a star.
I remember, there was also no commercials that made me cry.
I feel like every year there's one or two
like really beautiful ones about like family or nostalgia
or like a pet dying.
I remember Amazon prime farmers dog slayed
a couple of years ago.
Where was the tearjerker?
Yeah, no.
There wasn't one last time.
No, I wasn't feeling very moved.
Yeah.
Sad.
Sad.
So that's Super Bowl commercials.
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By the way, what story are we up to right now?
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Our next story, Brianna Chickenfry playing coy,
addressing rumors about a romance
with West Wilson from Summer House.
I thought his name was Wes.
So I think his name is West,
and then like his friends call him Wes.
Got it, okay, yeah.
They were both at the Super Bowl.
Or his friends are too lazy to pronounce the T.
Which I feel, I'm kind of into Wes, like T?
I don't have time. West T.
So these rumors got like really,
were popping off over the weekend on social media.
And I think maybe it would have died down
except that they kind of confirmed it.
Well, West did.
What did West say?
Because she was asked by page six about West
and how they're spending time together.
And she's like, said who, what?
And spun around nervously.
She said, I haven't really thought about it.
I've just been thinking about the Super Bowl,
thinking about who's gonna win the game, placing my bets.
I haven't had time to think about West, no, no.
But she did post a picture, like a selfie
of the two of them like partying.
I think it's just like,
maybe they were having fun this weekend.
Like, do you think that they knew each other
before this weekend?
Maybe they knew of each other,
but no, I don't think they personally knew each other.
I think there was a small group of internet people
who were at the Super Bowl compared to celebrities.
And so they probably just stuck together.
And I could see them just hooking up.
I don't think this is a great love,
and I don't think this is either of their next relationships.
I think they probably hooked up, had a really good time.
I could see them getting along personality-wise.
Yeah.
A lot of people are like,
oh my God, does this mean Brianna on summer house?
I don't think so.
Although that wouldn't be the worst for both things.
Like I actually think summer house could really use somebody
like young and fresh and relevant like Brianna
and West could use something to distract us
from what he did from Sierra.
Like I think it would be good for everyone,
but I don't think that's where this is leading.
I think they just like hooked up
and probably had a really fun weekend.
Like you forget, like they're 25.
Like that's what you do when you're 25.
Yeah, it's just crazy that we know about it.
Like I feel like this is the sort of thing
that in a few months, like one of them shares
on their podcast and we're like, oh my God.
But like that we know that they were probably together
this weekend.
It's just like, it's so much to know.
I do not ship just because we've seen a lot from him,
not my favorite.
And they just want the absolute best for her.
But I know she's having fun and she is having fun
and like fun is very important to her right now.
And like, I think it's good.
By the way, Craig was at the Superbowl as was Paige.
They were both rooting for the Eagles.
I saw both of their videos.
It appears that they were actually on complete opposite sides
of the stadium. Thank God. But just unfortunate.
Why does Craig root for the Eagles?
He didn't. He was like with a bunch of people. He was like, thanks, Eagles,
for letting me join your fandom for the weekend. Like, he was just going like to go.
And Paige roots for them because of...
I think that the guy that she's like friends with slash she says she's not dating, but
well, like she obviously... When she said that guy's not my boyfriend, friends with slash, she says she's not dating, but like she obviously.
Well, she said that guy's not my boyfriend.
Like, yeah, because they've probably been dating
for a few weeks.
Like that person's not your boyfriend yet.
I also saw theory that she's good friends with his sister.
Like it could just be that.
I know, but those pictures from that game,
like that was a date.
There was just one blurry picture.
She could have just been sitting next to him.
Maybe the sister was on the other side.
Like literally.
And Paige is like.
What friend takes you to a game in a box?
Okay, so the theory that I had heard
was that like she's friends with Paige's sister
and Paige is friends with her sister
and the sister is like a huge Giggly Squad fan.
So like she'd be like, brother,
can you take me and my cool friends to the Super Bowl?
Got it.
And then maybe like Paige and him are like vibing
and like maybe that's how this girl gets like her brother
to marry Paige Sosorbo, but I'm just,
it's an alternate theory.
Okay, I hadn't considered that there was someone else
in the mix and that it wasn't a date.
Well, because everybody was like freaking out that,
I guess the guy was backstage at one of their shows.
With the sister.
With the sister, exactly. The sister is like a huge giggler. No, I didn't even think about him backstage at one of their shows. With the sister. With the sister, exactly.
The sister is like a huge giggler.
No, I didn't even think about him backstage at the show.
I just remember the picture of them like in the box.
And I was like-
Okay, Jackie, but it's just not even a picture.
It's two people sitting next to each other in a box
and the most blurry zoom in photo of all time.
But like, I never considered like there might be other,
that like he didn't invite her there.
She could be a plus one.
Yeah, totally.
But she also like could be on a date,
which is totally fine and normal.
Totally fine and normal now.
They've been broken up like eight weeks.
It's more.
Yeah.
What the, where?
It's February.
Well, thank God.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
Little anniversary news.
SNL 50 anniversary special will feature Bad Bunny,
Sabrina Carpenter, John Mulaney, Tom Hanks and more.
So that-
I'm sorry, I literally like completely zoned out.
Can you start the story from the beginning?
SNL 50th anniversary special.
I started listening when you said Sabrina Carpenter.
I'm like wait, what's she doing with John Mulaney?
I know, she's performing or contributing to the special.
Steve Martin, Sabrina Carpenter, Bad Bunny, John Mulaney,
Dave Chappelle and numerous other stars
who've been associated with the show over the years.
Scar Joe will make an appearance.
It will air on February 16th.
It's a three hour long live telecast on
SNL's 50th anniversary.
It's SNL at a glance.
So literally, is this like on Saturday night at 1130
or is it like a different time slot?
February 16th is a Sunday.
Oh, so it's a Sunday evening broadcast.
Oh, they are just loving to abuse our Sunday evenings.
They are.
I actually think this will be good.
I know everything SNL does is like so lame these days,
but when they get there,
when you really think about the breadth of talent
who's come from SNL and they all still love
and respect Lauren and show up whenever he asks,
like when you get them all in a room,
it's like the greatest of our time.
Yeah, and like SNL history, there's a lot to pull from.
There's so many great moments, performances,
like people who have come out of it.
So like when they go into the archives, it's always good.
Oh, and I'm sure there'll be like tributes
to like Norm MacDonald and Chris Farley,
people we lost.
Yeah, like the current stuff is what's bad,
but this is great because it's not current.
The whole point of it is to celebrate the good old days.
Yeah, so this has the makings to be something good.
Love to see Sabrina out here just like getting gigs,
booking things, you know?
Yeah, Miley will be there.
Who is she gonna, oh, wait,
the Barry Kiyogan Squarespace commercial was actually good.
Oh yeah, but it's like,
whose idea was that to have like Barry Kiyogan riding?
Like I just would like to be on the fly on the wall
for some of these meetings.
And it's like, they pick the most random people,
or even the Ritz Salty, and it was like Aubrey Plaza.
And the other stank face guy, who was that?
I forget.
His name is like Napoleon from Nine Perfect Strangers.
Wait, who was it?
I can't even remember like his face.
I'll tell you his name.
You're not gonna...
Michael Shannon.
You have to Google him, Google him.
Okay, because I don't know like who that is.
You do, he's like.
And I'm like blanking on the whole commercial.
He's like in so many things.
Oh yeah, classic face.
Classic.
Honestly, that whole commercial was Phobos in a poem.
Phobos in a poem.
And it's like why those two,
that's not even who I would think of as salty.
Oh, you know who else crushed the commercials?
Who?
The cast of
Schitt's Creek.
They were in every fucking commercial,
cause you know Dan Levy is homes.com.
And then Eugene Levy was little Caesar
with the eyebrows flying away.
Very funny.
And Moira.
Catherine O'Hara was in the Mikolo Bolter commercial.
But did you see, I thought it at the same time,
Adam Brody was in the Pringles commercial
and he's like, we need more Pringles.
They're like, blow on the can.
And then the Pringles mustache like flies off.
And then everybody, all these famous people with mustaches,
like their mustaches flew away.
It was like the same exact creative from Little Caesar.
It's like Little Caesar had the eyebrows flying. Sparky pilastery. From Eugene Levy. It was Sparky same exact creative from Little Caesar's. Like Little Caesar had the eyebrows flying.
Sparky pilastery.
From Eugene Levy.
It was sparky pilastery syndrome.
They used the same agency that only had one idea.
Do you think, like, do you think?
Cause it looked visually so similar.
Cause it was like a mustache with two parts.
It looked like a set of eyebrows.
I was like, wait, this is the same commercial I just saw.
I think they got sparky pilasteried.
I think they got, yeah, I would love to know
like the drama at the agencies right now.
Like if it was really just parallel thinking,
but it's such a random, sometimes you could see
how two people could come to the same conclusion, right?
I don't see how two totally separate teams
could have come up with the Pringles mustache flying off
and that Eugene Levy eyebrow flying off.
I don't know.
Drama. Drama.
Drama.
Well, those are the best five stories
that make feel as though you needed to know them.
Did we hit everything?
It was just such a, it was literally,
I got in bed at four o'clock and it was over at like 11.
So there was so much, I hope I didn't miss anything.
No, I feel like that was everything.
Jalen won MVP.
Of course, like who else? like that was everything. Jaylen won MVP.
Of course. Like who else?
I mean, it's never not the,
the quarterback.
Even though like sometimes like,
well, what about Sequa?
Like it's just always the quarterback.
Unless the quarterback's like injured or something.
Yeah.
Even though I often think about like my team,
the Niners, if they ever won,
like they came really close these last couple of years.
Like, would it be Brock or would it be Christian McCaffrey?
Because Christian McCaffrey was injured this season
and like they didn't even make it to the playoffs.
So it's really, it's kind of Christian's thing.
Yeah, no, they have a lot of other really strong players
and, you know, notoriously don't have
the strongest quarterback.
Right, like the franchise guy.
Yeah, that is interesting to think about.
But they're going to Disney World.
And I just, honestly, if you're a resident of Philadelphia,
stay safe because your team won
and that just means like destruction is upon you.
So don't go outside, hide your kids, hide your wife.
And just, it'll all blow over soon.
Cause the parade's coming to town.
I'm sure last night, like the city was engulfed in flames. Yeah, yeah. It's already started. But congrats to the Philly fans.
I'm happy for you.
Me too.
It's a nice group, zealous but nice.
And they had a great team.
They played some beautiful ball and they deserved it.
And they had a good season too.
And you know what?
I really did not think they were gonna win.
And I do think like it's easy to say, well, of course they
won, the other team was bad.
I think two things can be true.
I think they played some of the best football they've ever
played while the Chiefs were also bad.
Like they were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good.
They were so good. They were so good. They were so good. They were so good. They were gonna win. And I do think like it's easy to say, well, of course they won, the other team was bad.
I think two things can be true.
I think they played some of the best football
they've ever played while the Chiefs were also bad.
Like they didn't only win because the Chiefs were bad.
They were just like unstoppable.
Yeah, but it's a shame we'll never really know
the Chiefs were just like falling over themselves.
Right, because what I had said,
why I thought they weren't gonna win is like,
they absolutely crushed the Washington,
whatever their name is these days.
And I was like, well, yeah, the Roz Washington's
were awful, like that doesn't mean you're good
just because the other team is bad.
And now I'm rethinking, I'm like, maybe they actually
were a decent team Washington.
Yeah, yeah.
Perhaps Trudy was wrong, it's rare.
No, I don't think that you were.
Me neither, I never am.
Well, that's our show, Super Bowl recap, Sblix.
Sblix.
We'll see you next year for-
I was saying it all night long.
We'll see you next year. Sblix.
For Sblix.
Oh, we'll see you next year for Sblix.
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