The Toast - Super Toast: Monday, February 12th, 2024

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast, and happy Monday that feels absolutely nothing like a Monday, because Mondays are disgusting. Mondays are disgusting. Mondays are treacherous. Mondays are pretty much like the whore of Babylon, and we are not that. We are so lovely, and today is everything. Let me tell you what. It's a different sort of Monday.

I feel like in general it feels like a Monday. You know, we're back from the long weekend. We're doing, we're working. We are. But I would say it doesn't feel like work when you're doing something that you love with the person that you love in studio IRL we're touching we're touching you never touch me I'm like kind of sweating it's a big occasion so we're in person yeah that's right we've talked about this week for like centuries Jackie and I back together toast HQ Florida edition I'm at Jackie's house if you're watching

as a pot if you're listening as a podcast that changes nothing for you if you're watching which like hi watch watch I put on makeup let me ask you something like does it feel different I feel so weird like I can't even look you in the eyes so used to remote that just like being in the same room now I'm like talking to someone in my room we're talking and we're filming ourselves like I feel like I'm 12 recording not only that my sister not only that you're so close to me like that's the thing about this studio it's close you know by the way like this is like close quarters i'm having trouble making eye contact like i feel funny it's like weird why are we talking like this like you know we talk like regular like we've been hanging out

for days and now we're talking different yeah no and we're like being performative and i also feel like when we're home and we face time like our face times are very much like the show when it's just like we're recording but this feels performative i'm glad you brought up like kind of the elephant in the room like the weirdness and now you're screaming. I need to get here. I need to get back. I need to go. The elephant in the room, us.

Us. You know, it's like we're just like these two big girls in this little room on these little chairs. Talking loud at each other. If you keep up with like the ever-changing aesthetics of the toes, like you might notice we have a new vase. We have a new vase with new flowers. With new flowers.

And I'm kind of loving, are these real? I don't, I don't know. By the way, i thought they were real the whole time they're so gorgeous thank you so much i as i told you i put together a little beautification community committee for her home of my home and i just got some like vases planters flowers i got a lot of fake flowers one for the outside i don't need real, Zach Shapiro is allergic to flowers. So like he won't have a pleasant time in my house if I have real flowers. And this is a set. Like I fully respect and understand. I actually prefer the fake flowers.

You know the budget that we would need to like keep up real flowers for our centerpiece every day? Yeah. No, it wouldn't happen. So I'm so glad they're having a moment. A moment. And that they're, you know, going to be famous now. I got this plot from i think this one's william sonoma or pottery barn i did a big order from both really beautiful things the beautification committee has a big budget william sonoma committee said throw money at

the problem yeah and the beautification committee said we could have got this on amazon maybe for sure but that's a lesson you need to learn the expensive way. I actually also put together a beautification committee, but like for myself. But then I just want to say every time I'm like, you know what? I'm going to get it on Amazon. I can't crapola should have spent the money.

Just, you know what? Nothing's ever good enough. That's the lesson. So true. I too put together a beautification committee, not for my home, for like my face. Okay. I just, I felt like recently, I think in the last couple of months for like my face okay I just I felt like

recently I think in the last couple of months like I've really started to started to like prioritize like being beautiful and like the funds that are required of that like my lip flip spray tan lash up like I'm really been just sort of throwing money at that problem and let me tell you a beautification of the face is there's nothing money can't solve so can you tell us about your lip flip because you never updated us. I didn't because it was so subtle. Did you do anything to your bottom lip? No. Why?

It looked supple this morning. Oh, did you kind of just want to suck on it? No. Are you sure? When you were doing your lip liner, I said that's a big bottom lip for a girl who used to not have lips. Okay. No. I did nothing to my bottom lip.

You got a nice lip. The beautification committee thanks you. Maybe the top lip just like beautification committee thanks you. My lip lips. Maybe the top lip just like gave some to the bottom. Or maybe it's just like contrast, you know? Or it's like rising tides raise all shy. Right. It's like one lip stepped its pussy up.

One lip stepped its pussy lip up. So the bottom lip followed suit. Right, right. Love that. No, I didn't do anything to my bottom lip i did a little lip flip which just was like a little bit of botox it's like not considered a lip flip like i'm not gonna not at all yeah when you describe it a lip flip is like no but a lip flip like the procedure is putting botox above your lip okay and it's a way for people who have

really really thin lips not to like get like a big duck lip but for their lip to like basically turn itself inside out yeah so that your gums become part of your lip like your inner lip becomes part of your outer exactly like it's kind of like using what you have i love it it's like working with what you've got pulling up your bootstraps and just like making it work so dr gizzi thought that like my smile might relax a little bit if i just put a little bit of botox under my nostril and lo and behold it has look my smile now now it's been like weeks so we're fully settled i can't judge it one because i think you have a beautiful smile no matter the weather when dirty smiles and two i need to see it in pictures because that's the only time that crazy ramona eyes would come out yeah no i had like a crazy Ramona smile. And it was fun.

It was like being the crazy girl. But I'm just, the beautification committee was like, calm down. Understood. So today is Monday, which is like whatever. But it's the Monday after the Super Bowl. Jax and I watched the Super Bowl last night all together as a family. We ate, we laughed, we sang, we danced. We have thoughts.

And I do want to say like kind of a precursor to everything that I'm going to say of course you know nine bang bang nine bang bang niners gang like oh you already forgot how quick she forgets it was a tough loss honestly it was a tough loss and I remember we said last week after the debt lost or two weeks ago we're like you guys it's a game like we have to remember it's a game and I feel that way like it is a game everyone's okay but when they lost like my heart broke a little bit of course it was so sad seeing those sad faces contrasted with like confetti falling on them and it's not their confetti I was extremely sad and emotion I had feelings about it no it was super super sad and we're gonna get we're gonna cover this entire episode is basically the Super

Bowl all the different facets of it one nothing else really happened and two even if it did like everyone's talking about the Super Bowl but the precursor facets of it. One, nothing else really happened. And two, even if it did, like everyone's talking about the Super Bowl. But the precursor I wanted to give, because I hate to like come on a show and like be so negative. Like I know it's like funny and whatever. And I just want you to know, like I have a lot of like thoughts and most of them are negative, like about certain performances, certain commercials, like they're, I'm going to rip things to shreds. And I just like, I want to say like, I hate, I hate being that person, but like I like, and it's not me just like trying to be negative like those are my actual thoughts and overall like I found the entire evening and I'm not just saying this because my team lost like I really I'm looking at it through like I'm like I'm I'm a media critic like and I'm criticizing the media and I felt

like the whole thing was bad the whole evening was bad I wanted so badly to like everything I'm in my liking things era because as long as something is good that makes that means that it's great because it wasn't bad that's where I'm at right now and I really really wanted to like things we've been so excited about the Super Bowl do we talk about anything else no no like when I tell you the fact that it wasn't until 6 30 I was like itching I'm like let's go like I was so excited so I'm not looking to hate I just happened to naturally hate it because things were not good. So I agree.

It brings me no joy. Zero. To have negative thoughts today. Because it was so fun to enjoy the Grammys. To just like really enjoy something and have really mostly positive things to say about it. And isn't that nice? I was thinking of what a contrast. Like last week when we got on the show on Monday.

We were just like oozing with joy and positivity. And like positive accolades for the Grammys. Which was so shocking. It was so fun to like be positive for once. Who would have thought that we'd be positive about the Grammys and maybe potentially negative about the Superbowl? Now, as a whole, you don't get me wrong. I absolutely love being a part of something. I love when the whole nation is watching one thing. Um, but I've lived through a lot of Superbowls. I know when like, you know, the shit is good. And I felt like I have a lot to critique today and that's what I'm going to do. And I just wanted to let everyone know,

like it brings me no joy. I agree. I think we should get into it because all five stories will be a different facet of the big game. And beyond that, that's really, you know, what we're here to do today. So I think we can jump right in.

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And we're constantly influencing ourselves. Insufficiency. Yeah, it's a new term. Love it. Okay, let's get into the game and the stories. Number one, let's talk about the football. Yeah. Let's just talk about the facts of what happened.

Chiefs versus Niners. Patrick mahomes fergus brock turdy if you've been listening to the host you know the board you know patrick mahomes one of the greatest quarterbacks if not the greatest on the on his way to becoming like a tom brady right but tom brady's not playing right now so patrick mahomes is the greatest on the field these days yes for sure and co versus the the 49ers brock purdy mr irrelevant apparently he's called because the last person who's drafted is called mr irrelevant like rude yeah no i learned that yesterday too we were watching the pre-game and like i knew that brock turdy was the last person picked for the draft which is like so sad i didn't know that the nfl has like this tradition where the very last person picked in the draft gets a jersey and like the title of

mr irrelevant which is so mean like harmful yeah no no. And by the way, the NFL then had the nerve to do these like anti-bullying campaigns with like different players reading like cyber bullying threats that were sent to other kids. Like, okay, great. But like you're literally bullying. I don't like that. And maybe it's because I'm really defensive of Brock, but I don't like it. No. And don't forget like on the field they're fighting and tackling and even when like they're not playing like they're still pushing each other right and piling on right and grabbing at each other so the Chiefs won and I have to say like of course I would have preferred that my team won yeah but it's not I feel like we can find joy in both team wins so it's not like I felt so no but like I feel that of course I would have

preferred my team to win but like I can't even be mad at my team they played so good so much so that by the end of the game like they had to keep playing overtime I can't even be mad at my team I want to say because I've been very very hard on him Brock Purdy had a near perfect game he's and on top of being like a rookie who's 24 who's like never been in the super he was so amazing like they have everything to be proud of i can't even be mad like i really can't they play and everybody played so well and it wasn't just like the regular people who always get the catches it was like a real team effort jennings i didn't even know who that was like um like everybody did so proud of my team i I really was like, I can't even be upset.

They were just as good as the Chiefs. Agreed. Except for one play. They were one play worse than the Chiefs. And by the way, that's what you want with the Super Bowl. It's supposed to be the two best teams in the league, like fighting it out. And like these teams were really equally matched. Yes, the Kansas City Chiefs won.

I wouldn't say that they're a better team. Not markedly better. They have a better quarterback. But I think like team, if we're taking it at a glance these are two amazing teams and you know what I was so proud of my team I really was I was to come this far to not get it again after 2020 they did play the Chiefs and now they have to put in all this work again to get to the summit once again it's just just, it's sad. It's a sad way to go out. But, you know, someone's got to win.

Someone's got to lose. Now the Chiefs, this is their third win in five years. This is two years in a row. They're saying the big D word. It's a dynasty. Right, right. That's great. Like, it's great.

It's nice. It's nice. It's really nice. Yeah, the good players, they were still good. Like, it's just obvious's nice it's nice it's really nice yeah the the good players they were still good like it's just obvious yeah it's so obvious it's just getting obvious but at 49ers they had a real story so true that up by their bootstraps not the greatest quarterback but he's got heart knowing he's got like the spirit of jesus and he's working hard he's playing his hardest you know i feel like patrick mohomes you know he he doesn't have to try so hard no he doesn't there's always people like that there are people who are like just

naturally gifted in their people have to try try try oh my god and all i do is try try try it's so true jackie and i respect brock i respect the hustle no he was so amazing and he didn't he looked so confident and i'm sure he was freaking like first super bowl he's 24 like i was but he also looked all stricken in a good way like it is a major moment take it all in i feel like some people you know not this isn't a shade toward anyone i'm not even thinking of anyone specifically but you get sort of jaded when you're course oh another super bowl okay it's like you're just like acclimated to this sort of lifestyle. So somebody coming in so fresh. Wide eyed. Bushy tailed. You see it through Brock's eyes like a child. You see it through Brock's eyes like a child.

Yes. I was so proud of him. And I just like, I want to say he was so amazing and I know he lost it, but I hope he's so proud of himself. He was incredible. Yeah. I feel like that amongst the hardest parts is like,

you don't get to go out that night and like, the difference in your night after that game, even though they played the exact same game, I'm sorry. Just one play different. They kept going, I'll do this, you do that. Tip or tat, yeah. I do that, I score here, you score there. I miss here, you miss there.

Nobody did anything like original or creative. They did the same exact things, except one, people are about to have the best nights of their lives. And the other is about to like be sad crying. Yeah, no, it's not right. Another moment that a lot of people are about to have the best nights of their lives and the other is about to like be sad crying. Yeah, no, it's not right. Another moment that a lot of people are talking about that I wanted to bring up was this sort of heated moment between Travis Kelsey and Andy Reid.

It was televised, so the clip went viral. Essentially what had happened was on the field, the 49ers, no, actually, I'm sorry, the Kansas City Chiefs turned over the ball. It was like a bad moment for them. They had the ball, fucked it up, dropped it. Other team got it. Travis was not on the field in that moment. And I guess like he was mad that he wasn't thinking that, you know, if he was on the field, maybe they wouldn't have turned it over. And he went over to Andy Reid and sort of like shoved him and yelled at him in his face. And the clip, if you slow it down,

it's like, it's giving elder abuse. No, it's abuse of an elder. It's giving Zane and Yolanda up, you know, in the stairs. It is. And not only did he shove an older gentleman. Which you should never do. But he also caught him unawares. Like it's not like Andy saw him coming. So he spooked him, first of all. By the way, the spook is kind of the biggest crime.

Like it's a spooking in general. Even when my husband walks into my bathroom and like, he's like not trying to spook me. Like unforgivable. Yeah. If he came in, spooked me and shoved me. Yeah. Oh, and I'm 80.

And we're on TV. Oh, and I'm 80. And I'm 80. Like my heart can't possibly take that sort of kerfuffle. It was not a good look for him. It wasn't. And we'll get into like, you know, football, whatever. But I do.

No, I say, like I said, when he threw that kid's equipment, I'm like, this is football. Like, man, this man is not a player. No, he's your elder. He's the coach. He's your elder. You respect. Like, I'm sorry. That's not apples to apples.

No, it's not. But having said that, like, I do need these Swifties to calm down. Like, a lot of people saw that tweet and like are worried for Taylor's safety. They said, well, if he does this, you know, while the cameras are on him, how does he treat Taylor when no one's looking? And I, I like, I, I totally get like wanting to protect your queen. Like I get like, you need to calm down. You seriously need to calm down. Like it's football. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's football, but it's also just, it's football. Classic Swifties. Classic Swifties. looking too much into things you know so

let's just let's leave it oh my god oh that's my phone no it's your computer i know but i'll just put on do not disturb i'm good we're good oh wow i'm in trouble we're on do not disturb anyway no you're not in trouble as we usually are for the reporting at hr usually on the show where i'm do not disturb because we're on the computer right but now. No, you're not in trouble. As we usually are. I'll just be reporting you to HR. Usually on the show we're on Do Not Disturb because we're on the computer. Right, right. But now because we're together, simpatico. But this was to be expected. Like first day back IRL. Like who knows if this episode is even going to make it up.

Yay, true. Back to the end. Back to Travis being an elder abuser. Not a good look. It's not a good look. And also it's just, it's the elder it's just it's it's the elder abuse but it's also like and i feel like a core you know tenant in sports is like your coach is your leader he is the figure of authority like even if you disagree with him you always respect your

coach it's like very friday night lights energy and so it was and i know stakes are high i get it not cool not cool travi not cool yeah and he didn't have like an exceptional evening on the field. No, he was relatively quiet. He had a bunch of catches. No touchdowns. Yeah, he played solid. He played solid. But there was a couple moments where he could have scored the game winning touchdown and

he didn't. Yep. And he didn't when the game winning touchdown was scored. It wasn't him. It wasn't like a Patty Trav evening. No, no, it wasn't a patty trav evening no it was just like the chiefs chiefs which is good like it is a team sport right right yeah i feel like everyone wanted but they got really like everything i mean by winning yeah any other football to discuss

in terms of the actual game it was a good game it went on forever what's crazy about these new rules is that the game could literally never end this is a game that never ends it just goes on and on my friends i will say like in terms of me critiquing the evening it was pretty boring until the um and these are two teams who are known for doing like crazy amazing touchdowns and catches and like one-handed there was like none of that there was no glitzing left up until like overtime and stuff it was really boring up until the fourth quarter when it was like still tied but that's like classic football like nothing matters until the fourth quarter and ben cooked up we didn't even talk about our experience yeah yeah yeah ben cooked up an amazing feast for us we had spinach artichoke dip chicken tenders buffalo nuggets we had um

we had also ordered pizza hamburgers and hot dogs hamburgers and hot dogs and then ben had also started the prep for crunch wrap supremes but we were like sir there was too much food because we also ordered the pizza so we're like we'll have we're gonna have supreme for lunch oh love my kitchen was so dirty chernobyl so dirty and i, I meant to say the respect I have for you. I never understood how Ben could be so messy as a cleaner, but I get it now because this is how a normal person cooks. They use as few pans as they can. They keep reusing the same pan.

Of course. And they wash the cooking tools as they go. The bowls with the raw meats. And even though it's not all the dishes it's like half of them your husband uses a different pan i've never seen all of my cookware out no i've literally been saying this for years i had to experience it myself god all of my he will not do one dish as he's cooking now in his defense we were like yelling at him because we were so hungry we were like move faster move faster butler i have no complaints with him he did what he had to do

and he got the job done but i'd never seen i never saw all my cookware out like that all my like everything yeah no he's insane so it took me about 45 minutes to clean my kitchen so i missed a lot of football and then i came and sat down in the middle of the fourth quarter i didn't miss a thing yeah so like entertainment wise like i didn't find the game like that stimulating yeah but it did have me having a feeling towards the end of like anticipation and nervousness. Yes. I was feeling things. Yeah.

There just wasn't any like, you know, amazing, you know, one handed back flipped catches, you know, which like that's what the Super Bowl is for. Yeah. So there was none of that. So it was a little boring. Yeah. But then because it was so close, that was the excitement of it. Yes.

Like it was. I hate when it's so obvious like the one team's up by 20 points the whole time like the other team's never gonna win like that's boring too no but sometimes that team wins that happens well that's amazing yeah there's all different versions anyways yeah we got a kind of boring version but the overtime made it titillating yes and this was the first Super Bowl with overtime with the new rules and you know I've never like I've not always been into football but the limited things I knew about football prior to, like, becoming obsessed was that overtime really wasn't fair.

Like, one team got the ball first, and then whoever scored the first touchdown, game over. So obviously the team with the ball has a major advantage. I've always felt like it's really unfair. They recently changed the rules. Now each team gets a possession, and they each get a chance to score, which is much- But here's the question we were asking last night. What happens when the clock ran out on the 10 minutes? I don't know.

The clock is irrelevant? I don't know. The clock is irrelevant? I don't know. It's a good question about the clock. Clock irrelevant. Clock. Objection. Relevance? Clock?

Objection. Clock relevance? Question mark? That should be the new Elf commercial. Judge Beauty. Beauty. That was cute. That was cute.

Let's get into the commercials for the next story. And that is our next story. The commercials. So once again, we'll get into detailed, but I have an overarching thought, which was that none of them really stood out to me as crazy funny or moving or anything. And the general theme from brands was like, we're going to spend money on as many celebrities as we can. And I don't know if there ever, I think there was a time where like that used to do it for me at least.

I'm definitely like a jaded media consumer. I'm not like a dumb person who's like, oh, this is amazing. My favorite celebrity likes this product. I like it too. So I'm definitely harder to please, but it just felt like really like over consumption. Like it was not funny.

It was so many celebrities where it was like so tacky and then I just kept looking at these celebrities almost like clowns I was like wow all a brand has to do is pay you and you're gonna act like an animal Jason Momoa like I would say whatever you'll do it I feel that way about Ben Affleck now Matt Damon because they're like well Matt Damon like a serious actor and like I don't feel that way only because let me tell you that the actual the brand partnership between ben affleck and duncan donuts was so organic yes we know he loves duncan donuts like for me like i actually feel like he loves the product but you you could not pay like zach braff has never used t-mobile in his life like it was just so like it was giving dancing monkey you know yeah. It felt so, and they spent all their time and energy

on the celebrities that the creative. The creative was not there. It was not there. No, it was not there. And there were a few commercials that made me chuckle and we'll talk about them. Yeah, we'll go through a little list of commercials, but I also want to say overarchingly,

I thought the commercials were bad. I didn't think there were a lot of commercials. Every commercial was for another cbs show so and cbs obviously played the game so those were like empty spots because they would have sold them if they could everything was for cbs or a charitable organization which i imagine is a donated we were wondering if these charities paid then they didn't pay seven million dollars okay so which one was the one where we were like there's no way this is like it was a habitat for humanity it wasn't habitat for habitat for america which is like food shelter food pantries i'm saying like if

you have 70 million seven million dollars to pay for an eye some food you could feed a lot of people duh but then people were saying no this is probably donated or they got a good rate they do that with extra spots like they'll give it to uh charity which makes a lot of sense to me but there was a lot of that i feel like there weren't a lot of ads for non-cbs and non-charities there weren't a lot of ads there weren't a lot of paying customers now i gave you a very special side table for your coffee and you still insist on putting your coffee next to my beautiful centerpiece but it's classic us loki it is um so yeah i just felt like the commercials which are usually a favorite part really lacked any sort of creativity it was just like how much how many celebrities can we get fit in one commercial and it felt so stupid yeah and I have a really hot take I feel like this

year particularly the Super Bowl but the year in general like Tom Brady has become like a big loser well he was in every commercial he's like it's and we don't, he doesn't need the money. It's giving like thirsty loser. It's giving, I'm trying to think who he's becoming. Like the equivalent of. Just like a commercial. Like, yeah. Puppet.

Yeah, and Peyton Manning is in like a lot of commercials, like nationwide. So is Shaq, the general. No, but he gives. He's giving scrupled. Yeah, yeah. Something about Tom Tom Brady he was just in everything and then he I guess maybe he was all over Vegas like at the fanatics party he's just giving like loser he's not acting like the goat like Kobe would never act like yeah like just like so above accessible he's giving accessible yeah he's gonna start a podcast next no no who is he giving like who who are we saying he was like always doing the most sell out yeah yeah it's about a sell out yes but who who are we always saying like it's giving

honestly it's giving james corden oh like everywhere all at once like calm down you don't need to be that thirsty you're very famous yeah i feel like there's someone who are always saying is a sellout and the toasters will remind us yeah yeah we're obviously not thinking it but i was just like every commercial i'm like oh my god tom brady like go home yeah you have a family yeah so it's almost like he's replaced and it's like does he have to tell all these other brands like oh i'm actually already in three superbook commercials like yours isn't gonna really stand apart and it's just it was too much it really really was. Okay. Let's get into some of the brands specifically. Yeah.

Beyonce tries to break the internet with Verizon. Cute. There was one celebrity and then Buster from Arrested Development. Perfect. Perfect. And then it led to new music from Beyonce. Okay. Announcing of new music through the commercials with Verizon trying to break their amazing

internet high speed. So the creative of the commercial was cute. She looked amazing. They didn't need much because So the creative of the commercial was cute. She looked amazing. Like they didn't need much because they had Beyonce. And that's like, that was enough. They didn't need Zach Braff and Jason Momoa. They didn't need 5,000 people. I thought it was weird that she released music

like during the Superbowl. Talk about like difficult to get people's attention. Like there was so much going on. But I also feel like Beyonce like doesn't give a fuck. Like she's not so, I hate to like always compare her to like Taylor Swift, but like they are the two biggest artists in the world. And Taylor's so meticulous

that I feel like we're used to that. Whereas like Beyonce, I feel like kind of doesn't give a fuck anymore, which I really love and respect. And so I was like, oh, I probably wouldn't release new music like when it's gonna be hard for people to pay attention. She doesn't care.

And let me tell you, I listen to the songs. They're amazing. Like I added both to my liked on Spotify. She's obviously having like a country moment, which is so, it's actually not shocking if you've been following what she's been doing like the last like two years. Like she showed up at this ACM Awards and performed and she's always wearing a cowboy hat.

She wore a cowboy hat to the Grammys. Yeah, like she's low-key been like dropping hints. It's the best music I've heard. Like it's so good. Yeah, it is good. I love. Love. That's a good integration.

So A plus for everyone. You know what? For everything at the Super Bowl, I want to do a rating scale of bad, good, great. Can we do that? I think we need more than three. Really? Bad, satisfactory, good, great good and great satisfactory and good are the same to me like i i need three that's how i operate so bad good great bad good great i would

say beyonce but verizon great agreed no notes agreed uber eats wants you to remember it delivers almost everything with the beckhams good i didn't see the follow-up i've only seen the teasers i didn't see the follow-up there was a actually i the teasers. I didn't see the follow-up. There was a, actually. I missed it. I need to watch it. So Jennifer Aniston was in it too. And so was David Schwimmer. There was like a lot of celebrities. It wasn't giving, you know, Duncan where it was like over consumption, too many celebrities.

But it wasn't like amazing. I chuckled. It was good. It was good. Okay. Then Ben Affleck and the Dun Kings in Duncan's ad. Bad. It left me with a bad taste in my mouth from Duncan

for every celebrity included. Everyone was giving Loserville. I don't know what about it. Like I hated it. Yeah. Like hate. Hate. Need a new word for bad.

Like I think I'm going to go to Starbucks. 1,000%. E-Trade introduces pickle babies. Oh, so E-Trade has long had that commercial where they have like babies talking. And to me, like that's always going to be funny. Good. Good.

BMW starts talking like Walken to sell electric vehicles. That was a top commercial for me. It was not Christopher Walken. It's not like an A-lister. Right. Not obvious, but it really touched on something. Like everybody thinks they can do a Christopher Walken impersonation. It was very good.

It was very funny. Great. Great. Great. Arnold Schwarzenegger as a good neighbor for state farm also great those were my top two bmw and arnold schwarzenegger first of all state farm is just like a great brand love again them having like a big star it's not so obvious like it was just funny the the actual creative was very smart it was like a play on words

like they they didn't sacrifice creative for the amount of celebrities they had in it. It was excellent. Then they also had Danny DeVito in it. We were cackling. Loved. Good. Tina Fey and Lissa stunt double to help her experience everything with booking.com. Bad.

And it should have been great because Jane Krakowski, it was like a little bit of a 30 rock nod. It was bad. Damn. Kate McKinnon and Hellman's and Pete Davidson. We had seen this commercial. Yeah. I thought it was so like, like really like a low bar for comedy. Like I didn't think it was funny. I thought it was good.

Okay. Good. Dan Levy and Lil Wayne do your homework for homes.com. There were two homes.com ads. Heidi Gardner was in it too. And they were atrocious and they spent, you could tell they spent so much money. Like they were really not funny not funny yeah and anything else that comes to mind that that was this list Popeyes with Ken Jeong I only saw the concept love that's the thing it's like I would prefer that these brands hire celebrities like who are truly like okay Ken Jeong is not the most relevant not the most famous but he's so talented and he's so funny. I chuckled. Yeah. Loved. Yeah. Even like the elf one, it was good. There were so many celebrities in it. It was just like when Meghan Trainor showed up, I was like, okay, like, yes, it's just like they didn't need all those

celebrities. They should have just had suits. Yeah. And the other two suits guys, Gabriel Mocht and Harvey and Mike were in a different, I think Verizon ad, which was cute. Wow. That's crazy. I wonder if Meghan got asked, she should have done one. She should. She definitely got Harvey and Mike were in a different I think Verizon ad which was cute wow that's crazy I wonder if Megan got asked she should have done one she should she definitely got asked because the suits people were everywhere that's a quick cup of mail yeah Sarah V Michael Sarah cute very cute yeah different Reese's oh I don't know if I saw that one the who's in it voiceover actor will arnett took brands will arnett podcaster will arnett i guess okay low-key not enough people talk about will arnett is the voice of the rhesus commercial i didn't know that i did know that it's like peanut butter dipped in chocolate and honestly

it's so will arnett it's probably a great gig for him he took brands through he took fans through an emotional ride um as he told them about the changes coming to the candy oh wow missed it volkswagen oh um i think it was their attempt to you know rewrite their own history as like an integral you know car brand but like they'll always be like german car makers you know yeah it was giving like americana look we had volkswagen in the 40s it's like yeah what else were you doing in the 40s, you know? Oh, that's weird. Yeah. Just don't bring it up. Just don't go there. Like, just don't mention it.

Focus on the future. Like, let's. Look forward. Tabula rasa. Tabula rasa, exactly. And then it started. You want to bring it up. I think it said, like, 1939.

Like, it was weird. Me and Ben looked at each other. We're like, oh, that's interesting. Volkswagen is a German car brand. So we're in Germany in 1939. Right. That's where you took us. Right.

Let's not talk about, like, Germany and the late 30s, early 40s, you know? Don't remind us. Yeah. Timu. I'm so glad you brought up Timu. A lot of people are talking about Timu because they had the most commercials, which was, I think, maybe like four or five, which I'm sure they got a deal, you know, they didn't pay full rate for each, but they probably spent $30 million on just the placements.

It's like Chinese Amazon. So, and then it's like $30 million from a company I ain't ever heard of. Yeah. So, apparently a lot of people have heard of it, and apparently I'm late to the game. It's allegedly amazing. It's just crazy that it's Timu and has nothing to do with Limu. Limu. Limu.

Yeah, of course. Timu is apparently an app. It's very similar to Amazon, Alibaba, kind of. It's an Asian brand, and apparently it's cheaper and faster than Amazon, which I didn't even know was possible, and people say it's very similar to amazon alibaba kind of it's based it's an asian brand and apparently it's cheaper and faster than amazon which i didn't even know was possible and people say it's amazing really everything is like crap but like if you need crap like what kind of crap like anything i think i should download olivia ashrae is familiar you're saying if i got like a vase and flowers from team and like it'd be crappier than the ones i got from amazon yeah that's what

people told me so why do i need it? No, I don't know. What do I need cheaper and crappier of? Right. Like, I guess, like. But if it's the same brand as something I'd already be getting. It's not the same brand. No, but like, say, I get a lot of brand name items on Amazon. Can I get them on Teemu for cheaper?

Oh, I don't know. We should download the app. Shop like a billionaire. But then their ads worked. Yeah. And then I'm just a cog. Yeah, but like that's okay no could i don't know i like to think myself above it your super bowl commercial can't

get me they can't but timu might have honestly i i was definitely tempted i was curious you're timu curious yeah do you mean questioning no curious poppy that was shocking to see a nice dtc brand that you know sponsors the toast. I thought it was a great campaign. Like, one, they stuck to their aesthetic of being a... So, an alternative. ...vibey nostalgia brand, while also thoroughly explaining what they do. Etsy had a great commercial. I loved Etsy's commercial.

It was funny. It was so, like, classic Etsy. No, and it was, like, funny. Funny and historical. Yeah, the French was like funny. Funny and historical. Yeah, the French gifted us the Statue of Liberty. We need to get them a thank you gift. Like so we went on Etsy and got them a custom cheese board. Funny.

Classic. And I don't even think there was a celebrity in it. No. Which I, like honestly, I became like, I started to hate the celebrities. Yeah, and it's like there are so many actors who like don't make nearly as much money as the celebrities who are in these commercials. And it's like, give them the job. Like the other one,

like JLo is good. I know. And I feel like he's good. That's what I'm saying. It's like giving over consumption. Like how much money do you need for real? Yeah. Yeah.

And like so many great ads are like flow from progressive. Like she's just a working SAG actress. Jake from SAG Astra. The Gecko. Like there are SAG Astra actresses and actors. It's true. Who like deserve the platform. Yeah. It's true. actresses and actors it's true who like deserve the platform yeah it's true it's just it's enough i agree um a bunch more nothing that i feel like i don't feel

like we missed anything i definitely give my award to Etsy and Elf. Yeah. Elf was for me teetering between good and great, you know? Yeah. One, I don't even watch Suits. I didn't know. Then Olivia was like, if you watch the show, these jokes are really good. Yeah.

And they packed so many jokes into one commercial that they were talking really quickly. Not that I have a right to complain about that, but I could barely make out what they were saying. The thing is, I have nothing against her, but I do feel like the commercial went from great to good when Meghan the trainer, Meghan the trainer, when Meghan trainer showed up.

And I love her. I think she's very talented, but she kind of is like the face of like doing too much. I agree. And there were other people in this. I feel like one, the Suits cast is enough. Diane, Judge Judy for Judge Beauty. It's it's enough Diane that could have been a commercial they could do a whole series of commercials just Judge Beauty you know what there really was no commercial

with influencers in it except nerds and Addison Rae which kind of fell through the cracks but I feel like they're always like shoving a million like tiktokers everywhere and there weren't I feel like there were influencers in the elf commercial like on the jury with megan trainer yeah if we keep saying megan the trainer it cut so quickly it was a very fast commercial imagine leaving like i'm in a super bowl commercial quick missed it yeah you blink you miss it thousand percent okay are we ready to move on to our next story which is the entertainment from the evening yes i am starting with the pre-show lineup and then usher okay so first we had andre day i was not moved i was not moved either i was not moved and she's a very moving singer she is a moving singer like try not to get a chill

yeah and i didn't i did not either so and So. And the thing is, like, I. It doesn't take a lot. As much as my opinion, like, could be objective, like, the chills, I can't control them. It's true. Like, that is, like, it's nothing to do with me. If I got chills, I got chills. Like. I also felt, and I felt this way about every performance. I had a really hard time hearing people's vocals.

It's like, their vocals were not the center of, like, the audio audio experience there was a lot going on with the background singers we kept making it louder and then it was like it's too loud is something is the sync on like yes we couldn't it wasn't audibly clear it wasn't a perfect auditory experience I felt like there was a lot going on with the background music background vocals just everything the crowd that the the the one you know, um, track of the person's voice, like wasn't centered and focused for me. And I found that really frustrating.

I felt that way about everybody's performance. Usher too. Like I felt that way too, except I think the person who had the best chance of it was post Malone. Cause he only had the guitar. Cause he did the least. Cause he did the least. So let's talk about post Malone, America,

the beautiful. Now this segment in particular, I will be overwhelmingly negative. Great. But let's do our bad, good, great scale because that's on your day. Good. Bad to good. Yeah.

In the middle. Post Malone. Good. Bad to good. First of all, I love that he can do a million different things, and that's great. He obviously went down to his more country country, you know, acoustic set stripped, stripped down.

Um, he did have that sort of a auto tune thing that he puts on his microphone. That like, that's like his shtick. And I just feel like live performances such as these should be exempt from those types of technical things. I don't appreciate that. Um,

it wasn't bad. It was just not inspiring, not chilling, not moving. And I feel like that's like waiting for it to be great. That song in particular is you can really do a lot with it. It's like a simple song. Like the anthem is, is a very complicated song. Just doing it is, is a feat. God bless America is a very simple song and people always make it their own. And there's really, you really can't fuck it up. It's so simple. It's like a hymn. I just felt so uninspired by the whole thing. And I don't think it was good.

I will never rewatch it, you know, for chills. Yeah, I would only rewatch it just for comparison. I thought he sounded nice. It wasn't like him nor the song, just together. It wasn't a match. Yep. It's no match. It's not a perfect match. It wasn't like him nor the song just together. It wasn't a match. Yep. It's no match. It's not a perfect match.

It wasn't a love match. It was not a love match. And I feel like so many people could do so much more with it. Agreed. But I felt like he really wanted it to be good. You know what I mean? No, I know.

And I have no problems with him. And he was like trying. And I think he, he showed like, he did his absolute best. It just wasn't a, it wasn't a good idea from the outset I agree and and I and that pains me like I don't want I can't stress enough how much I don't

want to be negative yeah with Reba too like I would give it a good it's not one we're gonna watch for years to come like there's a list of people and when somebody does it like we knew when Chris Stapleton that's the most recent one where we were like that goes in the hall of fame it goes with the Whitney Houston there are certain people who do it and you know in that moment like it is a legendary performance but there was I can't even point out what there was nothing Reba did that I didn't like she didn't arrange it in a weird way she did a very classic performance of it she hit almost every note there was nothing wrong with it it was not chilling I also had a hard time hearing her

voice yeah but she looked great she looked like she was having fun she's so you know she's kind of literally is America you know with the red hair like she is like and I have no critiques specifically I was just not moved so I liked it a little more than you I thought it was like a really solid rendition solid as you said hit every note she sings more than you. I thought it was like a really solid rendition. Solid, yes. As you said, hit every note. She sings bigger and better than I thought she did because we kept saying, what does Revae even sound like? She's got a lovely voice.

Yeah, she's got a big voice too. The acoustics did not help her. It would have been better if we could hear her clearer because there was just a lot going on. But because it was so good and solid, for me, it became a great, just because it didn't detract. Do you know what I mean? In the sense that it's, because it's good enough, it makes it great just because it didn't detract. Do you know what I mean?

In the sense that because it's good enough, it's great. It makes it great. I understand that. That's where I kind of am at with everything. That's how I kind of feel about some of my Grammy's feelings too. Because it was good, it's great. Because it wasn't bad. No, I have a higher bar for the anthem.

I really do. Yeah. No, I think maybe my expectations were just kind of low because I was like, hey, that's nice. Like my bar for God Bless America. I feel like if you put on the Star Spangled Banner on Spotify and you just got like a stock music version. That's what you would get.

Reba. And that's good. My bar for certain things, like my bar for God Bless America is like Lady Gaga's. It was so amazing. My bar for the anthem is like Whitney Houston Beyonce now I know that's an unfair bar but that is the bar because there are people who can sing that way yeah so next year I want to start the campaign now for Miley it's Miley's turn I agree for for either of those two songs I agree I think has Cynthia Erivo Cynthia Erivo

needs to do Lift Every Voice and Sing I think she's done it and last night would have been a great night for her because the commercial we didn't talk about was the preview we got for Wicked

the Wicked trailer you guys the movie is made no the movie is made I was shocked like I was like wait and it's big it looked kind of amazing

yeah I'm like actually really excited about it no I'm excited to see where Ari and SpongeBob fell in love. Was he in the trailer? We wouldn't know. We're so drunk.

The movie's done. Why is it going to take so damn long? Over a year. It's Christmas? No. Next year, no? No. Oh.

They wouldn't be advertising. That would be crazy. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. It has to be this. No, I think it's Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving. It looks amazing. It looks amazing. Jolly good job. That would be crazy. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. It has to be this. No, I think it's Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving.

It looks amazing. It looks amazing. Jolly good job. I can't wait. Jolly good job. Like, I got very excited watching it. Yeah. And it's, like, very Ari-centric.

Yeah, she was, like, the whole trailer. I guess that's titillating. Yeah, and Glinda's, like, a huge part of it. Yeah. And then the final performance is Usher. the evening usher which we were so excited about i just want to say can i say how i thought it should have started yeah because i had a really good prediction yeah not only was i wrong he didn't sing that song he didn't even sing that song more so this is how i thought it should have started usher comes out if you really want more

like long silence be quiet like okay you have to start again the thing is the silence that i'm gonna do right now it should be longer than the silence i'm gonna do the whole silence for how long i think it should be okay if you really want more if you really want more sing it out louder and the crowd has to go crazy while he's waiting get on the floor everyone come out hang out the fire and light it up fireworks take it up higher gonna push to the limit give me more and then do whatever the fuck you want. So we didn't get that. He didn't even sing that song, which is disgraceful. Disgraceful. Now, I was like literally doing back handsprings,

like bending over backwards. I wanted so badly to think it was amazing. It was not good. And it was bad. And my over, my biggest critique of the whole thing was it felt so chaotic, so unorganized. Like there wasn't someone who was in charge of all like the dancers, the background vocals, the choreography, the wardrobe department.

It was like all these different departments, like just standing in the middle of a field. It felt so messy and so chaotic. And I said to Jackie, and if you went to camp, I feel like you'll understand this. Like it felt like color war, like all these these kids putting together like trying to write a song and like doing a little dance with hand motions like there was no cohesion and the set list was all over the place there was like moments it started slow which really is there should be a slow portion of course it should never be in the beginning it was so like so disappointing it was a mess yeah but first he comes out first i like that he was on the field

no stage and there was all these performers around her was getting great as showman vegas and i was like i like that i like razzle dazzle what the fuck like it was a mess it looks like everyone was just like running in front of the screen. It was so not on point. There was no order. There was no order. Then we go to, there was a lot of like different vignettes, I would say. So each one, I'll judge each one. The first one that I wanted to like so much, I'm like, you know, this is the greatest show.

Wound up being bad. Mess. Then Alicia Keys. I'm surprised she didn't power glide into the stadium. Literally. Because she's been wanting to power glide. She basically did. She's been wanting to power I'm surprised she didn't power glide into the stadium. Literally. Because she's been wanting to power glide. She basically did.

She's been wanting to power glide. But she had like a big thing behind her. Maybe she did. Because I know she really wanted to power glide on October 8th. She was desperate

to power glide. First note, crack. For a gap, by the way, like the second she opened her mouth, she like cracked. That's what I'm saying.

It was literally like giving, like circus. Like everything was just like, and then like, the second she opened her mouth, she, like, cracked. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, it was literally, like, giving, like, circus. Like, everything was just, like, and then, like, even, like, the rollerblades, like, which he fell. Okay, take out the fall. The rollerblades were my favorite part. But that's what I mean. Usher was, like, really trying to do too much. Like, and he fell.

And he fell. And he was sweating. Oh, let's talk about the sweat because it was really crazy. And, like, I actually appreciated, like, the realness of it. Like, like the thing is and he was so hot that when he took his shirt off i didn't know if it was to be sexy or because he was hot no and he was sweating so much when he took his shirt off i'm like yeah take your shirt off but like just really quickly why do you use the wife beater to do are we still saying wife beater yeah yeah yeah when he used the tank top to like literally wipe the sweat off your brow like he he couldn't even open his eyes at one point because

the sweat was dripping down so hard like it was like a like along came poly like yeah yeah no and like i really respected like the relatability of it but like this is a televised performance wipe your sweat yeah and i think it was cold in the stadium but i know and then at one point he had fire around it was pyrotechnic by the way him sweating is so reasonable like sure but not to the point where you can't see and there's fire around him and he's like he's so warm and it's like did what what happened in rehearsal and by the way it's like, what happened in rehearsal? And by the way, it's very clear. And we would have been okay as consumers without fire.

No, we didn't need it. And you could have the fire on the stadium. A lot of people were really like let down and anticipating that Justin Bieber would come out because they have a song together, Somebody to Love. Because Justin Bieber was at the performance. I mean, he was at the Super Bowl. And Usher was clearly very open to having people come. He had Alicia Keys. He had Ludacris.

He had a lot of people. He had really great people. So it's clear like Justin Bieber said now, right? I think maybe he's not in a place where he can do that. I don't think he likes to perform. Yeah, and the Super Bowl is the biggest stage. He's a little out of practice, even though it wouldn't be that much.

But I think it's just a little overwhelming for him and he's protecting his peace right now yeah so I understand why he said no but he was there at the game supporting it's not like he's like you know running hiding scared yeah yeah yeah but that was definitely like a letdown the letdown was that he didn't sing more agreed I don't know if I'm alone and like absolutely needing to hear that song but the fact that it wasn't on the set list like throw it in the garbage no offense I just wish he like pared it down a little bit I feel like it would have been such a great opportunity and and I definitely took away like wow Usher really is an amazing vocalist an amazing dancer

a great performer but between trying to like show off all of that the different outfit changes the collaborators the fire the like every it was just too much and it gave like it gave chaos and i think it was a wasted opportunity because he has a new album out he's just finishing up his residency in vegas like it could have been so good for him yeah i just keep saying it's a mess you know the movie the campaign with zach uh galvanakis yeah and his campaign mottos it's a mess like that's me yeah no it was i could i didn't know where to look. Yeah. And I. And the audio again was bad. That was like a running theme.

We literally were hearing all this background noise. So we pause it because we're like, is the kitchen. We thought someone left the sink on. Yeah. And we pause it was silent. So it was all coming from the TV. Yeah. It was just too much.

Yeah. And it was a letdown. Yeah. And I literally reserved judgment until a few minutes in I was like damn this is bad I was trying so hard to like I really wanted it to be good now here's my question because I haven't like been on my phone that much what are people saying it's split and it always is some people are like we so we could watch something that was the best people didn't like Rihanna right like and by the way in hindsight now like Rihanna was amazing. And by the way, in hindsight now, like. Rihanna was amazing perfection.

Perfection. You know what? Because it was so orderly. Because beyond orderly. It was just so concise. Yeah. People are always like, you could watch the great. We go back now and say that Bruno Mars, Beyonce, Coldplay was the best thing of all time.

Right? Like, there were people who after it were like, that was the worst thing ever. It was a little crazy. No, it was amazing. But it ages well. Yeah. Like, it's always going to be divided there's really never like a unanimous that was horrible or that was amazing so it's amazing lady gaga's is one of the greatest i'm sure there are hate like there are people who katie perry's is one of the greatest of all time

bruno mars every time he comes is one of the great beyonce is one of the greats like there are just like for sure like that's what i also mean about the Star Spangled Banner. There's like a hall of fame that you enter where like you, if you give a performance and Lady Gaga's there. Last night, nobody entered that sphere. There was no additions to the hall of fame for any. I would, I just feel back. It's like, I really, I wanted it to be good and I don't want to be a hater.

I know. But I would say it was one of the worst. I agree. I've seen. Yeah be a hater. I know. But I would say it was one of the worst. I agree. I've seen. Yeah. It was bad. Too much. Too much.

And it's crazy that you could do too much at the Super Bowl. Because the Super Bowl requires. Requires much in Vegas. They could have had Cirque du Soleil. Yeah. Flying through. Maybe they did. They had everything.

They had everything. I just want to say I liked the roller skates. Okay. The dancing on the skates.. I just want to say I liked the roller skates. Okay. The dancing on the skates. After watching like the first 10 minutes of the performance and then seeing the roller skates

I couldn't appreciate it because I'm like this person's doing too much. It was so chaotic. And I just I didn't mind the fall. And it wasn't a fall it was a stumble.

It was a stumble. And it wasn't that bad. Like don't I hope he's not losing sleep over that. He got married I think. Yeah he obtained like a license. A license. He has like a long term girlfriend and that. He got married I think. Yeah he obtained like a license.

A license. He has like a long term girlfriend. And I believe they got married last night in Vegas. Like to celebrate. Which is cute. Again doing the most. But that's cute actually. I really like that.

Yeah. They could get married like any other time. And Keke Palmer showed her support. Saying she loved it. Well if Keke likes it. So true. On to the next story. Oh my god.

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the Super Bowl in a suite with her friends. Let's talk about who she brought. Yes. What she wore. It was a big suite. So Taylor was there with like her crew. Obviously, like Travis, he said he paid for it and he gave her a lot of tickets like it was kind of like the Taylor show obviously Travis's family was there nobody from Travis really appeared to have

gotten the boot his whole family was there extended you know Kylie Jason parents those they were a few key characters who have started to recognize it's like Travis's friends yeah because Kelly Taylor keeps posting them and so does Taylor so everybody got the invite which was nice it was a big sweet and then Taylor brought Blake who um might have been like she looked so crazy like I like her outfit was really nuts everyone said it was like giving Sue Sylvester like it was also giving like it ends with us she looked horrible some clothes and hair from home from the set she just looked like so nutty like that's the thing everybody was doing too much. Yeah.

But it's like the Super Bowl in Vegas. It's hard not to do too much. I know. You're rewarded when you don't. And like the thing is when you're standing next to Taylor. Like every minute is photographed. And like it's just so unfair. I saw these like photos that the NFL posted in feed.

And it was just like the worst. It's like they tried to get the worst photo of Taylor and Blake. Like from underneath. Like there was a filter on it. They just like looked bad. It's like leave him alone. You know. I haven't seen that. It's like they went out of their way to find the worst photo. Oh I didn't from underneath like there was a filter on it they just like looked bad it's like leave him alone you know I haven't seen that they went out of their way to find the worst photo oh I didn't NFL posted it yeah let me see I feel like you might just like no I'm not I'm not exaggerating I'll show it to you one second why why would it

be in the NFL's interest to post a bad photo like it was just you know it wasn't someone looking out you know oh well that's different hold on I oh my god they posted on I Oh my god They posted so much Oh my god They don't stop posting My phone can't load fast enough Oh here

Like that's a bad photo Oh that's crazy Thank you That's a crazy picture Like that's disrespectful To two women Like come on Yeah

So it's either like Intentionally disrespectful Or like a man A man posted it And has no idea No idea what That's an insane thing And imagine how we would look

Like if somebody took a photo Of us like that Without like They have professional glam Train private that's insane insane they're wrong for that so um i thought the nfl instagram like they're doing the most i guess i should have they're being thirsty they keep doing collab posts with like oh yeah with anyone they'll collab with anyone anyone who'll accept the the invitation yeah yeah that's how it works i guess now with media brands like they will send like if you're in a piece of content they will send you a request to collab like you either just accept it or don't yeah but i would accept like why no it's been

amazing i'm asking you check keeps doing nfl collab posts and like that's amazing for her totally okay cool so i'm sure the nfl like sent taylor so i have like an invitation to collab like i'm sure if she opens her messages with them, it's all invitations to collab. So Taylor brought Blake Lively who. But also I saw she was wearing like half a million dollars worth of jewelry. Yeah. And it was just like big clunky jewelry. Like everything was just like big.

Like it was just too much. She brought Ice Spice. I don't know if she brought Lana Del Rey because it looked like she said hi to Lana Del Rey in a different part. How the fuck would Lana Del Rey be at the game when it's her best friend? She brought her to the Grammys. No, I know. But like there's those photos like Taylor said hi to her.

She was in a different part of the stadium. And then like Lana was brought into her suite. I don't know. Maybe Lana was like visiting a friend. There's no way Lana was there without her. Kelly Taylor and Miles were in the suite. Taylor's friend Ashley. Ice Spice.

I think that's it. And her mom. Cute. And her mom, there was a lot of photos of like her mom and Travis's mom. I think this might've been, I don't know if it was the first time they meet. It's the first public, you know, affair between the two of them. And they're literally twins. Cute.

Um, so that was great. They got a suite. Everybody seemed to, you know, have a seat, which was great. Be having a jolly good time. I did find it really interesting. Just like the celebrities that they showed, like where everyone was sitting a lot of them were not in suites like they were and they weren't in like the that particular stadium has a lot of different like types of seating but a lot of them weren't in suites but they were in like these

special chairs do you know what i mean are you sure they're not sweet chairs i'm not sure but i have a good feeling because like justin and hailey looks like they were in stadium seats but i feel like they were in sweet stadiums justin and hailey i believe were in a suite right but like there was pictures of them and if you didn't zoom out it looks like they were in stadium seats but I feel like they were in suite stadiums Justin and Haley I believe were in a suite right but like there was pictures of them and if you didn't zoom out it looks like they're just in the stands okay so like those particular seats that's what I'm talking about they don't I don't know if those are suites but they're definitely a different tier no it's definitely sweet because look at Taylor's and it's the glass in front of them and they have yeah yeah yeah yeah but let's talk about Taylor's outfit I thought she looked very sexy like I

thought she looked amazing she looked very good she looked great I think this is her best football look yet. Me too. Plus it's perfect for Vegas actually perfect Vegas Super Bowl look without doing too much but doing enough and she didn't even have to change to go out later so it was like a good going out outfit but also watching a football game outfit. No I loved the hair she's obviously doing this thing with her hair where she's like enjoying little braids in them. And this time she put a bunch of little braids in her ponytail. I thought the hair was amazing. The face was great. Sexy corset. It had a little netting underneath, a little underboob. And then the pants from Aria, which were the statement piece. I thought she was dressed perfectly. I thought she was dressed perfectly.

She looked great. She looked great. She did storm the field. Of course she did. Which I think we assumed she was going to, but it was still crazy nonetheless to see her you know walking down with donna holding hands oh so there's a lot of footage coming out of taylor um and travis like reuniting on the field different angles mouth reading whatever and um travis hugged his mom first and i just i i don't think that's bad or good i just want to like bring it up as he should as a boy mom

that's a girlfriend yes you're hugging when it's a wife of course you're hugging mama first okay what about a fiance well we said this about Brock Purdy yeah because I saw a video where Brock Purdy hugged his mom before his fiance and I just thought it was interesting because I'm very much like my identity is wife right now and your identity is mom so I think we look at it very differently but I have both identities. I hold dual citizenship. Right. In this current moment, you definitely identify more as a mom than you do as a wife.

Like, yeah, because it's so new. Like when I look at Brock Purdy, like I'm identifying with his mama, not his fiance. Like I'm team mama. So you're team mama. So of course, I think when it's a girlfriend, like he should have hugged Donna first. Like for sure. Yeah, for sure. Beyonce.

You can get away with both. You can get away with both you can get away with both yeah wife wife first and and mother and mother of your children first wait wife and mother wife okay let's say your wife comes on the field with you and your kids you hug the kids first or your wife oh it's okay however it goes i think you hug your kids first though because otherwise like who's watching them i feel like you hug your wife and your kids hug your legs like at the same time. I, but I feel like the kids run up and then grab the kids and then the grab the wife. Yeah. I like that. No, it's definitely like a, it's a hierarchy.

Yeah. But that one doesn't need to be like thought out. It's just a matter of like who gets to you first. Yeah. Cause the kids might be like running. The wife might not want to like run. And Taylor did not. I think Taylor took a step back and like let Donna have her her moment like she was very respectful taylor loves her mom more

than anything in the world like she totally gets it yeah um i just thought it was interesting no i thought it was all orchestrated not in like an orchestra like the it was meticulous procession yeah was appropriate agreed it was appropriate procession and then also because he hugged taylor the mom first he kind of like got out of the way and then he could. Have a long moment. He could ruminate with Taylor. And he did. Because he hugged Taylor first and then he has to go to his mom.

He's leaving Taylor hanging. So instead he got to like hug Taylor and stay with Taylor. And it was like anticipation. And then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Donna can like go and. Talk to other people. Yeah. So we got like we got one big moment from Taylor on the field.

Like it was the first, you know, kiss and they hugged and kissed for a really long time. And the Mouth readers are having a party. But then we got a lot of other footage because Taylor went to the after party. Right. Which was at a club. It was in Vegas. Obviously the Chainsmokers performed. They played a lot of Taylor music and she seemed really into it.

So we got footage of them dancing and kissing to Love Story. We got footage of Travis in the DJ booth while the Chainsmokers played You Belong belong with me and he started pointing across the room to taylor and like it was really it was like honestly it was too much like it was so cute um so they're like just like we are feasting again like they are giving and giving and giving yeah and i'm sure we'll see even more today from last night i thought the chain smokers did a really good job remixing the songs they should be extremely proud and if i were taylor i'd be like that's good yeah maybe I should collab like maybe new because she's always doing like these different versions of her popular songs yeah like I would think like oh that was a good take you know and but by the way when you saw Taylor at the club in Vegas like what did you think of nothing oh my

god I thought of like Calvin Harris like remember when she like went to Vegas like with her friends like took a jet and she was being so normal like and I remember we were on the breath being like, this is exactly the Taylor Swift she'd be doing. Her boyfriend's the biggest DJ in the world. Go to Vegas. Get a table. I didn't know she did that. Oh my god, yes, with Haim. I didn't know that. They took a plane and just saw Travis, saw Calvin for fun because her boyfriend is a DJ and that's what you do. That's fun. And it reminded me so much of that. I think it was the same club. I think it was at XS. Fun. Yeah, fun, me so much of that. I think it was the same club. I think it was at XS. Fun.

Yeah, fun, fun, fun. Just jolly good time. I loved it. Of course I wanted my team to win. I did. And I stand by that. And they can't imagine thinking like how Kristen would be celebrating. I know, of course. And Brock. Like, oh my god, if Brock won a Super Bowl and the bonus he would get. And he would get to

go to a club. So, for sure. However, you know, of course I'm grateful that we would get. And he would get to go to a club. So for sure. However, you know, of course I'm grateful that we got this. Like Brock would be going to Disney World. I didn't hear Patrick Mahomes say that. So he doesn't get paid. But I also like, I wasn't fully listening. Like by that point I was. We were watching.

I didn't hear Patrick Mahomes say anything. Oh no, he was saying something. And he held his daughter, which was really cute. Oh, and Travis spoke. If you can call it that. If you can call it that. He screamed. Travis yelled. Yeah, he said, V. If you can call it that. He screamed.

Travis yelled. Yeah, he said, viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Viva, viva Las Vegas. And then he said, you gotta fight for your right. And then he didn't say to party, because the crowd said it. Because it was inferred. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was just kind of, he's sort of poetic like that. He just like leaves it all. French crumbs. It was gorgeous. It was just kind of, he's sort of poetic like that. He just like leaves it all. French crumbs. It was gorgeous. Like it was really, it was a lot. And I enjoyed every minute of it. Taylor looked great. Every photo, it's really, it's giving, it's giving Hall of Fame. Like these photos that are coming out of just like the red lip.

Like it's too much. I also feel like the last on the field photo moment, like he was wearing his practice shirt right over his no it wasn't a practice shirt that's a t-shirt you get when you win the afc championship okay well he had already put it on so he wasn't like wearing his uniform she didn't look like how she looked she's more much more glamorous last night she had like a full hair look like she was wearing like a big ugly sweater and her hair was like not the best. Oh my God. Okay. Sorry. And let's like, come on.

But last night she looked amazing. I feel like, but that moment from the last game was authentic. Yeah. You know, like he, that he wasn't in his like, you know, in his uniform and she was just being casual and that was really cute and authentic. And then last time we got like the more polished version. Glamour. Glamour. So.

I'm so. If they're going to do like a frame bridge photo they can use the one from last night but they have i feel like it's kind of like when you get engaged you don't know you're getting it you like look sweaty and ugly and then you put on a white dress and do engagement photos right so they'll get the engagement photos framed but like that sweaty and ugly picture like that's the real and that's the beauty and like i would like to look back at that and no but for what's gonna go on my wall i want the nice cannot wait for travis to shave his beard like i think he looks so horrible.

I like it. I really don't like it. He said the beard gives him power. He could feel the power. He's literally like, what's, Samson? Is that the? Samson, yeah. No, I get it.

Like, and it's like a superstition thing a lot of sports players do. Like, exactly. And it looks like, it looks like it smells. And I feel like when he shaves it, like, that'll be another huge moment. Like, they step out. It's just going to be too much. And he's going to look, like, so hot. And think about Taylor. Do you think he'll be for the Met G Like, they step out. It's just going to be too much. And it's going to look, like, so hot. And think about Taylor.

Do you think it'll be for the Met Gala? Taylor's very fair-skinned. Like, I do feel like it probably irritates her skin. Like, you know, the beard. What do they call it? Beard burn? Like, she definitely gets that. Oh, for sure.

But that's because my husband, like, will shave. But then the stubble gives me irritation. Oh, irritation. Yeah, you have similar skin. It's what we call Milchadick. So it really, no matter how you slice it, it's a problematic. She's going to have a rash, yeah.

I actually feel like once it grows out to be so bushy, it's not, it just feels unsanitary. Depends what the texture is. Right, right. And how is he maintaining it? Is he smooth? Yeah, is he oil? Beard oil?

What did you say? Oh, Met Gala. Yeah. It's not that far away. No, but everyone was also saying, and this leads into our fifth story, which is the celebrities at the game. Okay, but wait, really quick. Let's just check her schedule.

Can you tell me when the Met Gala is? Yes, first Monday in May. I'll tell you what day that is. But everyone was saying that the Super Bowl last night pulled more celebrities than the Met Gala. Definitely. Definitely. So May.

Oh March. May 6th. Margot's birthday. So Taylor is touring until March 8th. Then has a break until May 9th. She could do it. And it's in Paris which isn't like crazy far away. Yeah.

From New York. Crazy far away from New York. It's like six hours. Yeah. She could do it if she wants. If she wanted to. It but see the difference between the Met Gala and the Super Bowl is like the Met Gala is very political because there's like a hosting committee so it's like if you know Kim Kardashian's on the hosting committee Taylor Swift's not gonna go and Taylor's been on the hosting committee many times right so there is like a lot of rhyme and reason why certain people

go and certain people don't um with the Super Bowl it's just it's anarchy like it's anyone can go if you can get a ticket you can go especially it being in Vegas so it really was star-studded like Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian with Khloe and Kendall um Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani was like there a lot Kelly Queen Kelly was at the Super Bowl of course like that's Kelly using her power for good no and Kelly sorry it is America's sport and she is America's sweetheart. Like the two are so clearly congruous. I mean, she could, she should have been singing. Oh my God.

Wait, wait, let's talk about that. I'm so glad you brought that up. Cause we need to start a list now that we're going to start like. Love it. Guessing for next year's entertainers. Not even guessing, but suggesting. These are people who have not done it, who need to be included. Yes.

This is for all entertainment because all entertainment pink miley kelly they could do the star spangled banner they could do one of the intro songs did star spangled banner pink should do the halftime show i think she has it in her i was listening to pink last night and i was like i'd rather see you up there shaking that thing pink kelly miley taylor has not done, that's like so obvious. Someone who I always say that should do it that I think would be an amazing Super Bowl halftime show is Pitbull. Love.

So many people would come out with him because he has someone on every song. Jackie, it's inspired. It would be such a party. Like, I really think that you know, when Roc Nation's contract is up, it should be the toast that they talk to. I agree. That they collaborate with for the halftime show. Let's also think about people who have residencies.

Because there is definitely a crossover. Carrie Underwood is someone who could definitely do. Oh, yeah. And she has NFL ties. Right. If you can do a residency, you can do the halftime show. It's just kind of equal. Like Katy Perry, obviously, who's already done it.

Kelly, who has a residency. The Jonas Brothers did a small residency. I don't know if they're at halftime level yet. No, not, no. We'll keep the list. Running. Top of mind. But I think we've suggested some really good people.

I think that we have two. Yeah. I do. Or like a band. We always forget about bands. Like Imagine Dragons. Like they would be great. Sorry, they would.

Yeah, but people hate them. Like they're just like, they give corny. But that's what the Super Bowl's for. Yeah. Radioactive. They actually would be good with like one or two other people. Yes. Kind of what the Super Bowl's for. Yeah. Radio at Zoom. They actually would be good with one or two other people. Yes. Kind of how Coldplay did with Imagine Dragons is not a bad call.

I'm going to put them on the list. I'm going to put them down. Because there are a bunch of bands who are so underrated that just have hit after hit. Yeah, that's like Maroon 5, but they did it. Right. And I think people consider one of the greatest um super bowl halftime shows of all time because it was right after 9-11 was creed can you take me hi yeah like who's like the creed like imagine dragons is the creed of our time no it's a very strong call one republic

people don't respect them enough i feel like one republic can't even like do a concert and sell tickets and get people to care. Because people are disgusting. Disgusting. But not in terms of fame. And then Ryan Tedder has so many collabs. By the way, actually, One Republic is a great call. And that's the thing that they need to remind people who the fuck they are. Who the fuck they are.

And he could bring out Beyonce to do Halo. Of course. He could bring out anyone. Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers. He could bring out Taylor Swift. He wrote jonas brothers he could bring out taylor swift like he wrote 1989 like he could do a million things it's just like it hurts me to see this potential i know but i would have said the same thing about usher you know like he fumbled

and that would be like if one republic did the halftime show and they fumbled like it could be the right person and just the wrong show so other celebrities who were at the game martha stewart and she was posting some hilarious content at half time. Let me just read the caption without butchering it. She's so funny. Okay. She posted a picture. They put her on the Jumbotron.

And so she posted a picture of herself on the Jumbotron and wrote, made it on the Jumbotron second quarter. SF10, KC0. Good for some, bad for some. Like, actual. Very true true but how did martha feel who was martha rooting for she was wearing brown and gold so a little bit of both a little bit of neither exactly um it was really star-studded jeff goldblum like everyone was there it was uh kind of the place to be who wasn't there as far as I saw? Who?

Meghan and Harry. Oh, no, they weren't. And it was confirmed that they weren't going to be going. I need a Meghan and Harry tracker. Yeah, like, can that kid who's tracking Taylor's plane do something more important and track it? Like, what do they do all day? But not in a nefarious way. Like, I just, I want to know where they go

and where they don't go. And also, as much as it's important for me to know where they've been, I need to know, like, the things that, like, big things that I need to then remember. Like, oh, Meghan and Harry weren't there. Right. No, but, been, I need to know like the things that, like big things. And I need to then remember like, oh, Megan and Harry weren't there. Right.

No, but like they went to Jamaica for the Bob Marley film. Like their, their choice. They, they're very intentional with where they go. Met Gala. No.

Right. Superbowl. No. Right. Arrows tour. No. She didn't go. She did not.

But where did she, Renaissance. She was there. Yes. I need to know that. Yeah. No, it's really interesting. Every like big Jeff Bezos birthday was there. Yes. I need to know that. Yeah. No it's really interesting.

Every like big. Jeff Bezos birthday party. Not there. I need to know. Yeah. Ellen's birthday party. They were there. Or they weren't.

I can't remember. They were either there or they weren't. Yeah. So true. I agree. It was one of those. We do need a tracker on them. Them not being there.

Like we got enough celebrities. But them not being there was interesting. Like I need an tracker on them. Them not being there. Like we got enough celebrities but them not being there was interesting. Like I need an account called Did Megan and Harry Go? And it could be a few days later that they tell me. Not where are they going? Did they go? Yeah. No they didn't. Kardashian Christmas. Did Megan and Harry go?

No. But there has not been like a relationship between the girlies and Megan. That's weird to me. And it seems like it's obviously now it's intentional. There should have been. There also really hasn't been one between them and the Obamas. And that's who I thought they were really going to like fuck with. Obama's birthday party. Did Megan and Harry go?

No. And I feel like Martha's Vineyard, Megan and Harry, Beyonce, Jay-Z, like that's like where they should have gone. And they didn't. They like go to dinner with David Foster. Like it's weird. Did Megan and Harry go to dinner with David and Catherine? Yes, they did.

So that's kind of what I need to know. Yeah. So that is your official Super Bowl recap. I don't believe we missed anything. Like we really hit the nail on the head. I'm excited for people to hear this episode. So we're going to wrap this up so you guys can listen to it. Jackson, Claude, you know, back.

We're back. We never really left. But you know who did leave and is back? Joe Rogan. Yes, rats. Who never really left. But you know who did leave and is back? Joe Rogan. Yes. Rats. Who are you going to tell you? The Flamingos.

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