The Toast - Taylor On The Field: Monday, January 29th, 2024

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday that truly feels like a Monday. Because my God, do we have a mountain to climb today. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with... Wait, I have to stop singing songs on the podcast. We'll get into that later in the week. Hey Jax, how you doing? Hey Letcher, DeLu, doing good. As you stated, it's such a Monday. Yuck. Oh my God.

But it's exciting because there's so much percolating, so much to discuss. We have so much to do today. I think everyone is kind of looking to us, the number one sports podcast in the world, to be like, what is going to be said today? There's not much that can be said, you know? Like most good things in life, today's episode is going to be layered because last night was layered there was so much going on of course there were two different games two different teams headed to the Super Bowl two teams dreams were crushed but then there's of

course the Taylor and Travis element which not only like were we fed we feasted we as a culture we feasted we were full on life last night they gave us so much to talk about they really did and of course it's our first story and I feel like we should just wait for the stories to get into it because it's kind of like the only story like the other four who cares take them or leave them yeah so we'll get into that and we'll do a really quick before the stories catch up. Yeah, this isn't going to be one of those days where it's 20 minutes till the first story. Like, I mean, well, first of all, that turned to loot. You never know. It's so true.

You can't say that until it's done. I know. But like, I have one thing on my mind right now, you know? I know. I know. But let's just catch up quickly. How was your weekend? How was the Stockyards?

How was the rodeo? My weekend was amazing. I went to, and I kept the last calling it the Dallas rodeo. And I realized like why that, you know, rubbed people the wrong way. It's not the Dallas rodeo. It's the Fort Worth rodeo. And you would think like the airport is called Dallas, Fort Worth. They're literally the same. They could not be more different, these two towns. And I've been to Dallas many times. And it's like a mini New York. Obviously it's Southern, but it's not like crazy country. Like it's. No, it's like a suburban. It feels like Long Island. It's urban. Like it's not, it's not that crazy. You know, I spent the

whole weekend in Fort Worth, very different, 30 minutes outside of Dallas. And I had such a blast. It's so country. Like it's really Texas, you know? And we went to the rodeo, the Fort Worth rodeo, and we just spent the whole weekend in Fort Worth, like doing the things, getting hats, boots, doing the things you're supposed to do. I had such a blast. I, first of all, love the rodeo. And, you know, I was given like a little bit like special access, you know, I got to go behind the scenes, see the bulls and such. Special treatment, you got to meet the bulls.

I did. And when I was with, you know, the rodeo peeps, the question on everybody's lips, I kept saying, I was like, have you seen the longest ride? Seen the longest ride saying, I was like, have you seen the longest ride? Longest ride. Jackie, they have, they have seen the longest ride.

And it's an accurate representation of their profession. I actually do think so. And they like it. They like it. Do they like it as much as we like it? I mean, I don't know if they literally like remembered every detail of the film. They were like,

Oh yeah, I think I've seen that movie. Like it doesn't resonate with them in the way that it resonated with us. It's too much, you guys. If you haven't seen The Longest Ride, you absolutely have to. It's the best romance movie out there. It is the strangest movie. Do you agree?

It is. Yeah, because it's obviously The Longest Ride, The Bull Riding. It's about the rodeo. The romance. But it also has a lot of Jewish history. Yes. I remember when I first saw the movie, I was like, is this a romantic comedy or a Holocaust movie?

It's kind of a Holocaust movie. I know it sounds crazy. You can't describe it. You can't put it into words. But that's why it's so good, I think, because it has so much depth. No, and I heard all weekend about the amazing Jewish community in Fort Worth. You know we got a real nice synagogue around here. Like I kind of am obsessed with Fort Worth. I went to the stockyards. I really I honestly it was one of those trips where I feel like I didn't get enough time absorbing the culture. You left wanting more.

Oh and it's really worth noting I don't believe there is a town more populated with toasters than Fort Worth Texas I I you know I love to travel this great nation and I love to measure you know the toaster per capita ratio I have never in my life met more toasters than I did at Fort Worth and I'm waiting I need to go visit some more towns because I don't know if there's a town more populated but maybe it was just like the rodeo no very toasty no no no no it was they weren't there for the rodeo like everyone in Fort Worth goes to the rodeo but they weren't from out of town they weren't no it's very much like a local affair got it and it was amazing like I just had the best time I'm so excited to be back and you know man plan got locked oh yeah with her

big flight that came home how many times last week did I say, I got on an earlier flight because I love football. Yada, yada, yada. So I got on the earlier flight. We're starting our initial descent into LaGuardia Airport. And the guy's like, actually, never mind. Our landing gear is like not fit for icy conditions. So we have to go to the nearest airport where there's no ice.

That's Raleigh. Now, I just want to say like this new trend where airlines are like, you know, putting people on planes that aren't fit to fly. You know, we know about the Alaska door. I'm calling out. Yeah, Delta, you put me. Who the fuck flies to New York in the middle of Boeing? Who the fuck flies to New York in the middle of January without proper landing gear like it's really dangerous and I didn't feel unsafe because we had the proper

landing gear like we could have landed in Florida like whatever but like what the fuck and it's like we are literally go people are putting themselves into debt just to get on a flight these days like it's so expensive and we're literally being put in danger I I don't know about this life no we need to talk about the airlines yeah because if we don't who will it's unacceptable i want to say like the alaska airlines door the door should the wings should be bolted then there was the other flight where some dude was sitting in the exit row and like looked out the window and it looked like the wing was like fly like like falling off so he said oh excuse me mr flight attendant i feel like the wing

is maybe like not secure turns out he was right they didn't take off like what is going on what is going on at boeing and then did you see the ceo he like went to congress to answer for his sins and he was like we would not put a plane in the air but you did that we didn't bro your door fell off yeah what about the door and it's like we've been flying flying airplanes isn't like new technology no no it's but it's like they were doing it better decades ago than they are now like what's changed we need a full investigation i agree it's more expensive than ever and we used to complain like the price goes up the quality goes down your sardines it's so such like a torturous but now it's dangerous

unluxurious experience but like you arrived so yeah I was like beyond annoyed that I then had to reroute an hour sit on the tarmac for an hour while they like fixed whatever it was and then fly back an hour it was a three hour like delay and of course I was annoyed about that but I was also like concerned about the safety of me and my fellow passengers. Right. And it was, and then I, so thank God. Oh, and of course, this is just the way the world works. I'm like, all right, I'll miss the first game. I'll miss the Chiefs game. But I really was like more concerned with the Niners game

and I'll just watch it on the plane. Of course, my flight didn't have direct TV. Like some Delta flights have access to live TV and some don't. Of course, mine didn't. And it just feels like back in the day, they all had live TV. They did. And now we have less live TV and some don't. Of course mine didn't. And it just feels like back in the day they all had live TV. They did! And now we have less live TV but we're supposed to be advancing as a people. No we have less live TV but like we have

serious XM audio. Like who fucking cares? Yeah. So thank God for YouTube TV. I was able to watch and I have to give you know credit where credit is due the Wi-Fi was streamable and it was free. So it was excellent Wi-Fi. I didn't have any problems. I was able to watch the whole game. But like, what the fuck?

Like giving third world. Yeah. Like my God, whatever. So I got home just in time for the Niners game, but like me and my big plans. And if I had stuck with the original flight, I would have gotten home an hour earlier. Right. But you at least you made it home same day for the Niners game, which was the game that was more important to you until we saw what we saw.

By the way, don't you feel like, okay, so all the girlies who were tuning in for football last night, like everybody was watching for Taylor and Travis. And of course we tuned in and we were excited about that too. But like I was really excited for the 49ers game and it's because I'm not like other girls. You know, like all these other girls who are tuning in just for Taylor. Like I tune in for Taylor, but also for the love of the sport.

Wow. She's one of those. She's crossed over to the dark side. And I love love to drink beer the way that I felt watching the game yesterday and I was watching with um some other people I felt like I know everything yeah there's nothing and I know you guys like to say like we don't know I knew more than anyone else I was the go-to source for information did you see that touchback in the Chiefs game no No, I didn't. Oh, well, I like kind of. I barely was watching. I was, you know, like eating

and with the kids and stuff. But like as far as like the dynamics at play and like. Oh, as far as the dynamics. Yeah. I know everything. Well, there was a touchback called in the Chiefs game,

which I kind of brought to light last week as this really dumb controversial rule. And everyone was messaging me like, oh, my God, I know what a touchback is because of the toast. So like it's just people say we don't do important work here and those people are dumb and ugly yeah so let's get into the story wait before we do oh

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Thank you, Latour Deleu. You're welcome. Our first story, last night. Yeah. Last night, we let the football talk. So let's just, like, go in chronological order, you know? Okay, that seems like a good plan. It's 3 o'clock. We're in Baltimore.

The Ravens, led by lamar jackson are taking on the kansas city chiefs led by of course patrick mahomes and travis kelsey and everyone's talking about this game for a multitude of reasons one i think people were like is taylor gonna go of course she's gonna go i never even crossed my mind to say is taylor gonna storm the field because of course she was never do that like it's so it's so funny is while we were watching the game zach was like do you think Taylor's going to go on the field? And I was like, no, she can't. Like it's a secure.

Like never. What are you saying? Yuck. I haven't even paid attention. And then when I saw it on my phone, I was the first one to see it. I was like, she went on the field. Okay. So the game itself was really, it was heartbreaking

because this is my first time ever watching a Baltimore Ravens game. We've been talking a lot about Lamar Jackson. He's like this wonder kid, yada, yada, $80 million. I'd never seen it in action. Let me tell you, he's very talented. Extremely talented. The team is very good. They have great defense.

It was a tough loss. It wasn't like it was this big, you know, loser-ville. It was anyone's game up until the end. And I felt for the people of Baltimore. I did because, I don't know, maybe it was just like I really liked their color. That violet was nice. Like I just, I was kind of rooting for them a little bit. I did because, I don't know, maybe it was just like I really liked their color. That violet was nice. Like I just, I was kind of rooting for them a little bit. I was like, go off, Lamar.

That's how I felt about the debt too. I liked their color and I felt bad for their fans. Okay, so I have like a hot take when we get to debt, but I'll get there in a minute. Because the debt fans are giving Barbie movie fans. They just. They're being really sensitive and they're like, like seriously, you guys celebrating? Like, do you know what we've been through? It's like, relax, it's football.

No, for real. I kept having this realization and it's like, I'm so, I'm so into sports, you guys. Like I'm here, this is a sports podcast. Like we're changing our whole business. We love sports. I want to watch it all the time. I can't get enough.

But then I like have this moment where I'm like, take a step back. This is a game. No, the debt fans are being really crazy game like like we play this in our backyard and like the amount of hoopla for a game and people the way they talk about it it's you have to just like just immerse yourself and not think about that yeah but they literally act as if it's like a war life or death you know no and like people were messaging me being like I won't be able to tune in and like dead serious by the way I won't be able to tune into the toast tomorrow like it's so heartbreaking and I know the story of the debt like and I and what they accomplish is amazing like and what I was saying to Ben last night

because Ben was like oh my god this really sucks um and it does but you don't just like one year get really good and win the Super Bowl like it it takes time. And so they've never even made it this far. And so their time is coming. It's the, it is not their time, but the debt's time is coming. It doesn't just happen in one year. Like this magical thing. What they did is amazing. It's historic. They will get to the Super Bowl in the next few years. Like this is the start. Do you know how many years, like the last couple of years, the 49ers lost in the NFC championships, lost the Super Bowl. Like it takes time. You build and you build and you build and you will get there. The dead fans absolutely have to calm down. Like you will get there.

It will happen for you. Yeah. Back to chronological order. And if you can't make peace with that, just remember it's a game. And like we're just having fun. It's so fun. We're getting overpaid to play a sport that you play as children. It's so fun.

It's fun. So back to Baltimore. It was a really tough loss. But of course, you know, and I did say here on this show that the NFL, of course, has a vested interest in getting the Chiefs to the Super Bowl. And I did, you know, kind of share that conspiracy theory about the ref who's notoriously lenient on the away team.

And I watched the game and I felt like it was fair. I have no qualms about the NFL being scripted. A lot of people are like the NFL is scripted. Of course the Chiefs wanted to, but I watched the game and they won fair and square. Also the Chiefs have been in four of the last five Super Bowls. Like maybe they're just good right now.

Maybe Patrick and Travis and the boys like are the best out there. Yeah, no, like things are, you know, popular for a reason. Patrick and Travis and the boys like are the best out there. Yeah. No, like things are, you know, popular for a reason. Like they are good. Yeah. They're kind of how the Patriots were. You wouldn't say like it was a conspiracy to get the Patriots to the Super Bowl every

time they went. I think people would have said that, by the way, like back in the day, like they were saying that. Really? It was just Tom Brady. You know, it's just Patrick Mahomes. And by the way, four out of five Super Bowls. He's won four out of five Super Bowls. And the one that he lost was just Tom Brady? Yeah, no, it's just Patrick Mahomes. And by the way, four out of five Super Bowls, he's won four out of five Super Bowls,

and the one that he lost was to Tom Brady. There you go. So it was fabulous. The game was great. And then Taylor took to the field. And absolutely no one was expecting that, least of all me. And we just got so much footage.

And you know what? We get a lot from them, comparative her other relationships. Like I feel like every time. We get a lot from them comparative to any celebrity relationship because she goes once a week and sees him. And then we also get stuff in the rest of the week. We get a lot. She's so generous. So I feel every time they step out together, I'm shocked by what they give us. And last night was absolutely no exception. The amount that we were given was, it was historic. It was baffling. It was historic. I feel like over the last, I know it's been 12 games because the Super Bowl will be the

13th game she attends. I feel like she's become really comfortable in the football environment. I think she really likes most of the fans and the way that the whole stadium treats her and the whole organization that like by the time she went onto the field last night, like it's a comfortable environment for her filled with other huge stars and huge moments that she doesn't feel so out of place. I completely agree. I think like the league and the coach and especially like the Kansas City franchise

has been very welcoming to her. Now, of course, there's like the moroniconic idiotic fans who like burn pictures of her at tailgates I don't think that stuff really gets her I think I agree with you like the league at a very high level and the team at a very high level like take care of her and make her feel like family like there's that picture going viral of Andy Reid like pointing at her he's on stage accepting the AFC champion and he's pointing at Taylor I think she feels like it's a real family I think she feels safe and I think a lot of that's a real family. I think she feels safe. And I think a lot of that has to do with Travis making her feel really comfortable in who

she is. Like, I mean, I hate to always bring up the song Peace, but I think up until this point, the song Peace is a perfect example of how Taylor felt about her fame, but also how it would affect like her happiness romantically. And if you listen to the lyrics, it's kind of devastating. It's like a person coming to grips with the fact that like, she'll never really be, you know, in a relationship that's comfortable and that's normal. And that is able to make do with her level of fame. And here in comes this just like big dope Travis who loves every minute of it, who I think has taken away

like every shred of insecurity she had about like her being this sort of like elephant in a room. Cause he's an elephant. He's an elephant and he's larger than life and no one's really bigger than her but in so many ways he is and I it's I saw that meme that was like Taylor singing peace and Travis just comes in he's like he does he's like no and you know what it is like he doesn't have these internal conflicts that she's worried about he so long. He's so neurotypical. He's neurotypical. He's confident. And he's having fun. And these things should be fun.

Remember, we're playing a game. No, at the end of the day, what it boils down to is like up until Taylor met Travis, like everything was just so serious. And Travis is this deeply unserious person. And I think it took like this kind of like silly, goofy, you know, man to like make Taylor realize like, wait, not everything is so dire. I'm literally like the most famous, beautiful woman, talented in the world. Like I could do whatever the fuck I want.

And she just, you know, what if I just went on the field? What if I just had some fun? What if I did what I want? And yeah, what if I went on the field and now her having gone on the field, it's like, of course she should have done that. Of and look how much fun she had like and she would have that would have like would have been a moment she robbed herself of because she was like so you know nervous about what people say or wanting to protect this like deeply you know being deep like deeply protective over something she would have missed out and as much as she has like

security concerns about going down to the field if you actually think about it, the field is another safe place filled with only players and their families, the same people she's been around for the last few months. Like the only difference is there's even more cameras, but she's kind of shirked that concern. And it's, and I think she said it where people are speculating. She said in the video, like,

I don't give a fuck about cameras. So he, he said like he clocked a camera yes and was like act like not going to be super pda and then she said i don't give a fuck and by the way the lip readers are working overtime because these two and i don't know why it's shocking but they said like love you yeah they did well good multiple times good no a serious relationship that started over the summer and now it's February like they should be in love this is on track they or their eventual marriage in the words of Liz P Woods these two shall wed yeah I don't see how they don't but then what gets me every time and I was watching

the footage like just guffawing over the whole thing but what had me actually chuckling was his speech. Yeah. You gotta fight for your right to party. We're going to Las Vegas, Nevada. And I'm like, how is this her boyfriend? I know. Like, this is the woman who wrote, family that I chose now that I see your brother as my brother. Cause there's robbers too. Like the literal poet of our generation

like you could open any Taylor Swift song even the most like corny pop one and find the most like literally Walt Whitman level reference but do you think it's more profound than you've got to fight for your right to party no he kind of did fight for his right to party in the game he fought hard and now he has the right to party. And I'm sorry, like, anybody who's ever read any sort of romance novel having to do with athletes, like, and I'm currently reading one about a hockey player, so, like, I'm just kind of envisioning, like, her being so tiny under his, like, big shoulders.

I know he was wearing padding, but, like, still. His, like, elbows are bloody. Like, literally, he's covered in dirt and blood. And her just being, like, so tiny with her red lipstick like you couldn't Colleen Hoover could never like no you couldn't write a book this romantic no you really couldn't and what's crazy is she's not even she's six foot yeah so he's just that large it is a dream no it seriously was so cute. But the speech was cracking me up. No, and that's just, I think the speech, you're right, is sort of emblematic of what's going on here.

Such a deeply unserious, positive, happy, goofy person with someone who I feel like, especially like pandemic and then folklore ever more than the breakup with Joe, for a few years was quite morose. No, and I think, feel like she surrounds herself with like artistic even not her boyfriend's like jack antonoff like artistic energy dark thoughtful serious people yep no not everything has to be that way all the time i completely agree it was too much to bear like and i imagine if you're like one of these people who's like, oh, Taylor Swift

ruined the NFL. Like last night was probably like horrible for you because it's all anyone's talking about. Yeah. No, I forgot. Like we also got our Super Bowl teams. Who cares? Actually, I care because the 49ers almost get there afterwards.

But like it was like I could seriously I could do a five hour podcast on this, like on just all the videos. As much as there's so much to say, like I have no words, I could do a five hour podcast on this, like on just all the videos. As much as there's so much to say, like I have no words, you know, there's no hot take. Yep. It's more so just like processing our feelings. Yeah. Speaking about the cultural significance, what we maybe think happened behind the scenes and, and, and just treasuring it.

Behind the scenes, we know that Kylie and Jason were there again. I saw a bunch of pictures of them in the suite. So I feel like they're getting along oh yeah they're not best friends they're not best friends they should I don't think they need to be or that they even should be because that's just too much yep agreed Taylor brought Kelly Teller and Cara Delevingne and it's so funny how Kelly Teller has become like a Kansas City Chiefs like girly at every game when her husband is the biggest Eagles fan probably like a bigger Eagles fan doesn't exist but I actually don't think it's that much of a

conflict because now Kelly's hanging out Jason who's the Eagle it's not a conflict but I wonder why he wasn't there like Chiefs fans can also be Eagles fans if you're Kelsey fans that's true unless they're in the Super Bowl against one another right the Kelsey Bowl Unless they're in the Super Bowl against one another. Right, the Kelsey Bowl. So, wait, there was one more thing I wanted to say. She was wearing the bracelet. Everyone's quaking TNT.

Oh, yeah, she wore a diamond tennis bracelet that's like made to look like a cheap friendship bracelet, but it's actually made of diamonds because friendship bracelets is just like how this whole thing started with her and Travis. And it says TNT, which people are saying stands for Taylor and Travis. it says TNT which people are saying sales stands for Taylor and Travis but and start with an A no I don't think that N is for N because you don't know not only would Taylor never like most people would never especially when you're setting it in diamonds like

right N what do you think it stands for what I don't know. Me neither. Does he have like a puppy or something? Oh, the other thing I wanted to say was another video that's going viral is Taylor leaving the stadium with everyone, Brittany Mahomes, all the Kelseys, and there's like fans outside. And there's literally like a fucking wench, like literally being like, Taylor, a woman, you ruined football. Like screaming at Taylor. And Taylor definitely hears and she goes like this,

I love you so much. Love you all. Thank you. You ruined football. Like screaming at a Taylor. And Taylor definitely hears and she goes like this. I love you so much. Love you all. Thank you. But that's also because everybody else who's waiting there like does love Taylor. So why would she respond to the one wench? No, but like is that wench for real? Like that's giving like I care about football. I'm not focusing on the wench.

I love that. I refuse. And I think in general football has brought so many couples together, fathers and daughters, Taylor. Like, it's all good. It's all good. And I was watching the game out of my periphery yesterday, and I didn't see Taylor once.

And then the boys were saying like, no, they showed her a few times, but not incessantly because I didn't see her once. It was not incessant. It was pretty much anytime Travis did something big, like a touchdown or a big catch, they panned to the person's friends and family. Like, why is that a big deal? That should be classic. I want to see what the friends and family have to say.

Oh, and I feel bad that like this whole recap, you know, we really haven't mentioned Lamar Jackson because he did such a good job. This was like my first intro to Lamar Jackson. mention Lamar Jackson because he did such a good job and this was like my first intro to Lamar Jackson and he um is also going viral for throwing a you know a ball like he does as the quarterback and it got tipped off by someone so it like flew the other way and he caught it so he he caught the ball that he threw did you see that I heard about it it was me and Ben were like we were like that was next level like and that's he's a deeply talented person and I felt bad because you know he was playing really well.

And the team was playing well. Like I have no notes for them, you know? Yeah. The thing is, I feel like the Chiefs and the Ravens were like better than all the other conference teams, but they have to play each other here. Because the boys last night were saying that the other conference, the 49ers conference, like doesn't have a great team. Well, they have the Eagles and the Niners.

So that's not true. Well, the Eagles didn't go far. So how great. But they were like, they were supposed to. And the Niners played amazing. And Brock, everybody owes Brock an apology. But they have this like fatal flaw in the fact that they don't have a franchise quarterback. Yeah.

Okay. So let's get into the second game now. Because it was so fabulous. And it was a true roller coaster. This was a team that was- Nail biter. They were down by 17 points at the half they could not get arrested like not only could they not score any points they couldn't

stop the other team from scoring points like it was just bad it was 21-7 I think that was the score or maybe 24-7 and not to make everything about me but like I never really what do you call me like feeling embarrassed I literally put on my Instagram story I said I'm not worried like I never really lost. Claudia called me like feeling embarrassed. I literally put on my Instagram story, I said, I'm not worried. Like I know that like something's gonna happen in the locker room. 49ers have that sort of like, you know, Dylan Panthers energy where it's like.

Like team camaraderie. Yeah, they're all really friends and family. A lot of them have been on the team for many, many years. They're gonna get in that locker room and that Kyle Shanahan is gonna give a speech. You think it was Kyle Shanahan? I don't know who who it was actually i don't know who gives the speeches they should have like a pastor on the payroll no i feel like it's a teammate it's not always who you think it would like not brock i think it might have been like kyle uschak because i think that's his role within the team really

is like he eternal yeah and i i feel like he's a great friend to everyone like everyone really respects him that's why I've like that's the vibe I get from I like that to Zach's shows like he's a a fixture in the team kind of like a Jason Kelsey yep I know I love that yeah and I just knew they were gonna pull it out and I literally put on the Instagram people are freaking out about it like I'm freaking out too but it was just like people are freaking out about it. Like, I'm freaking out too. But it was just like, people are freaking out. Because at the half, I was like, do not worry. They're going to get a motivational speech. And the 49ers will win by three.

They literally won by three. That's like a kind of a crazy call, no? Yeah, no, pretty crazy. And now people are obviously like saying that I am like involved with the NFL in scripting the season, which is just another libelous claim about me. Yeah, because if you were, you wouldn't have put it out there and you would have just like placed bets quietly. Right.

Although, you know, last night did sort of negate the entire Super Bowl logo conspiracy theory. Well, yeah, I feel like we were on to them. So they stopped. Yeah, no, by the way, for sure. Once you catch on. But would they have been so obvious, the NFL, like by putting the actual teams in the logo? No, I don't think the NFL, like by putting the actual teams in the logo? No.

I don't think the NFL is scripted, but I do think with Taylor, they have huge financial incentive to get the Chiefs to the Super Bowl, but they didn't really even have to do anything because the Chiefs got themselves there. Maybe they chose a favorable ref, but still, if they were stinking, they couldn't get to the Super Bowl. Yeah, and I do think, though that like it's just getting them there. I don't think they need to win.

Like I don't think it'll be scripted. I agree. Because even if she got on the field and that would be a major moment, like the views are in. The show is over. So back to the 49ers game and the debt. If I was the debt, like the debt is really mad at us. Like of course, like because we won.

And if I was the debt, I know we like love our coach because he's just this like amazing guy with this amazing story. But like, I feel as like a football analyst, the debt loss due to poor coaching. Cause there were two times on fourth down when they should have went for the kick, gotten three points and kept the lead up. They went for it on both fourth downs to try and like get another first down and they lost both times. They did not get a first down either time. That's two field goal attempts that you, like that's poor coaching. Like I know it's, you want to go for it,

but you also have to be conservative and also like play the numbers. And I felt like that was a big mistake. So if they made those two field goals, they would have won. Well, if they made either of them, it would have just been a different score. And it would have been like a one possession game versus a two possession game. You know how that works out, like the last two minutes with the three touchdowns. No, literally, I don't know. know it was just I think it was bad coaching and I know everyone's gonna come for my neck but like sorry we love this guy Dan but I think he made a mistake twice okay you can make a mistake without being a bad coach I think I didn't

say it was bad coach I said it was bad coaching like it was bad calls being made you said in the beginning like you started kind of like a referendum on him. No, I know they love their coach, but you know, these two things can be true. You love your coach, but like you can be like if I was a debt fan, I would blame the loss on the coaching. Who coaches the coach? Ain't it good to be the couch? You know, like if the coach needs to train and become a better coach. No, I don't think like you if you get to be that level like you don't need to be trained you could always improve like the debt is like licking their

wounds and as they should like it sucks I totally get it but like don't be mad at us for winning like I think you had a very good you were up by 20 points at one point like you had a very good chance at winning I think like your coach kind of for lack of a better phrase you know fumbled the ball I think you just underestimated the 49ers no I don't think anybody underestimated the 49ers when I was watching the pregame with like Gronk and Terry Bradshaw everyone was like Michael Strahan saying who they thought were everyone said the Niners like they are just factually a better team underestimated them in the sense that you thought that you could win yeah but I think you should go into every game thinking you're going to win, you know? Yeah.

But you thought that like you were gonna win. I guess for a while you were winning. And you know, Jared Goff was excellent. A lot of his, you know, receivers, I feel like that's maybe not the right word. Like it wasn't Jared. Like Jared was throwing the ball to the people. The people were not catching it. There was like a thousand fumbles.

Also, we need to talk about Brock. Yeah. Everyone owes Brock an apology. Not us, because we've been supporting him all week and saying he deserves a little bonus and saying that he's doing his best and his best is good enough. Right.

And, you know, him going to the Super Bowl, playing against Patrick Mahomes, who has a $500 million contract when he's getting paid $800,000. He's going to drop the ball. Yeah. It's really crazy. Now, as a matchup, I like I am and people are like, Claudia, who are you going to root for? You love Taylor, but you're like, I'm a 49ers fan. Like I am rooting for the 49ers. But you know, it's not going to be bad if the other team wins. Like I't be devastated however like I need to you know talk to Niner Nation like how do we win for real like how does Brock beat Patrick Mahomes like for real

he preys on it he preys on it I love that I'm rooting for the 49ers because I wanted the Chiefs in the Super Bowl so we can have this moment Taylor running back from Tokyo she by the way is going to the Super Bowl she can can make it. She has ample time. I thought she landed 5 p.m. on the day of the Super Bowl. No, she lands 5 p.m. 5 p.m. Saturday. The day before. She has 24 hours.

She gets spa treatments. It's Vegas. She could have, go out to dinner. Yeah. She has more than enough time. There's no reason why she shouldn't be there. She will be there. Like, it's not even a question.

Right. So I just, like the NFL, I just needed Taylor at the Super Bowl. I don't need them to win. Same, same. to be a good fair clean field content maybe a on-field proposal like travis actually would do something like that honestly like uh if okay he wouldn't but actually you know you can't you know the thing is you can't predict these two like they have become so almost like in a good way. And I'm not meaning this negative, like,

choogy and millennial and public. Like, I, what if he just got down on one knee? And it would just be giving like, Romeo, save me. Like, I can't. It's too much. He, it's not out of the realm of possibility that he would just do that. You can't put Travis in a box.

You can't, like, even Taylor, like the most powerful woman in the world. Like he's so unpredictable. Yeah, like he could get up on holding the Lombardi trophy and be like Taylor. He might even make a speech and talk about her. Oh my God, that I would like better. And he could also just maybe he didn't even have it planned. He could just be like, will you marry me?

And gives her his super role ring off his finger. Yeah, he's just like overcome. Over overcome overcome you can't predict this man so when you say it like that I kind of need them to win but barring that wouldn't happen and it's just we want her at the super bowl we want to see all that I would want the 49ers to win. It is their time. They so deserve it. It is their time. That's what's most important, like, here. It's their time. But it is, it's not going to be an easy game, you know?

This matchup, like, I think, as, I couldn't even say who's a better team. You kind of have to hope that, like, the Chiefs have an off game. Or not even the Chiefs, because I think the Chiefs are pretty evenly matched. The quarterbacks are not. But the Chiefs lost a lot of games this season.

Remember there was a time where like them being in the Super Bowl was out of the question? Yes, but it's like they got their shit together just in the nick of time. Whereas like them and the Eagles kind of had opposite experiences. Like the Chiefs were like stinging it up during the regular season, and the Eagles were like on track to just being number one. And then they just sort of kind of had this sort of, you know, perpendicular journey. And it it's like I feel like football is all about like when you get your shit together as a team it's a short season you know or I feel like sometimes it's just not luck but like the vibes like the vibes could be off and so energy I feel like for the Niners they have to play their best

and also hope that the vibes are a little off for the Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah. And no, Brock is just, Brock is very, you know, hit or miss. I'm going to be honest. Like the first half was miss. Second half, he was like, fuck this. And he hit, you know, he had the power of Christ with him. It compelled him. That happens in the Super Bowl though too. He could have a bad first half.

The Super Bowl is a religious experience as well. And I think what last night's game taught us is that like, it's never over. No. Just when you think it that like it's never over no just when you think it is it's not yeah that was like that Super Bowl with the Falcons and the Patriots you remember that one I forget what year it was they were winning like the Patriots were lost yeah and they just won no and that's what's so fun about football and like I always love the Super Bowl because I love the commercials I love the food I love the vibes I love like the memes and the Super Bowl performer but this year I think

might be like my favorite Super Bowl yet yeah and we're gonna be together we're gonna be together we're gonna be eating so much food like I think I'm gonna have to get like wasted like I'm gonna be like a Brad like I think I need to like start like should we play beer pong like I think we need to have like a full-blown. Done. Like a frat energy. Great. Yeah. We could use the backyard. Maybe like.

Yeah. Oh my God. I forgot. Like you have a house. Yeah. I have the outdoor TV. I just got my outdoor furniture. Oh my God.

Outdoor TV. Like should we have like an outdoor. And it's not even that like hot in Florida right now. No. We're having a cold front right now. Like that's the vibe. Yeah. Put the hot tub on.

Like literally like a frat party. Hot tub. I haven't been in my hot tub. that's the vibe. Yeah. Put the hot tub on like literally like a frat party. Hot tub. I haven't been in my hot tub. Let's do it. Okay. If I have to figure out how to work it. I'm so excited.

Like this is just like not me being like a real girl who loves football so sad that there's not football on this week. It's the Pro Bowl but like who cares.

But what's crazy is that Travis Kelsey is going to do a podcast this week. He's going to do a podcast this week. Oh and then of course, in the bye week, you know, the week before the Super Bowl,

it's the Grammys. Taylor Swift has been confirmed to be attending. Of course, she's nominated for Album of the Year. A lot of people were like, well, if he loses, he'll be able to go with her. I think if he wants to go with her, like you said, Andy Reid, they love her. I do think they'll give him one day off.

And like, they need a break. You need to rest. Because of the Super Bowl, I I do think they'll give him one day off. And like, they need a break. You need to rest. Because of the Super Bowl, I don't think he'll go. But wait, let me tell you, the Super Bowl is in Las Vegas. Him going to LA. So they're training in Las Vegas this week? When did they? No.

I don't know when you go, but you definitely go early. You have to do press. There's a lot of stuff. Wait, also, can we talk about how every commercial on football is Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey I imagine this year Travis Kelsey made more in brand deals than he did from his Super Bowl contract I was curious about the commercials too I felt like every commercial's COVID Paxlovid and the Pfizer Jackie literally Experian well Travis Kelsey State Farm Travis

Kelsey Subway Travis Kelsey there was two more i was shocked and a lot of them have been on the whole season i'm sure he got them at the beginning before he started dating taylor but i'm sure he booked some more commercials i feel like also when you're watching a chief's game oh pfizer he's pfizer for yeah mr pfizer yeah like so many commercials watch a chief's game they play the commercials with the chief's players that That's a good call. It would be smart marketing. Smart marketing. It's synergy. And then maybe for the Niners debt game,

they don't really have commercial guys. No, I feel like George Kittle is commercial. Christian McCaffrey? He's in commercials. No, not saying that they aren't. They shouldn't be. But are they in commercials? I don't know.

Maybe Christian McCaffrey. I feel like he is. This is also his first Super Bowl christians yeah muscle and like you know the olivia coppo of it all the chris do you think christian use check will make an outfit for britney mahomes or taylor swift even though they're like competitors i do yes because i think it's like the women's i think it's a good message reminds everyone like this is a game we're having fun we can all support one another and she has two weeks now to make a bunch of outfits and I think Kristen should make something for tailored that way confirmed like we got a slay outfit yeah and Kristen's

like sort of signature look is these puffer jackets um but it's in Vegas so she might have to do like a corset she's also big known for corsets and miniskirts right but she's only been doing the puffers because it's been freezing. Oh, that's true, actually. And that's like what she went viral for. Right, but she usually does like a corset or an oversized tee or a pant or a jacket. She could do anything. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing what she wears too.

What everyone wears. Yeah, yeah. We kind of need a red carpet. No, and there are so many like events leading up to the Super Bowl like parties for the and especially because it's in Vegas it's going to be like even bigger and better big clubs but there aren't like real red carpet moments at the Super Bowl and there really needs to be there needs to be like a full televised we need e-news we need Tanya Rad and Justin like there we need

a red carpet and then when the WAGs like walking to the stadium they just walk that carpet it doesn't have to be like this whole thing but we just need a camera on them and when the players walk they get like the full hollywood treatment we see all their outfits it's like a big fashion show obviously travis is known for like his killer outfits we need that for the women we do like sorry football's for everybody now and we need you know equal pay and it would be a red carpet, which is great because both teams are red. Oh, so who wears what color? Well, and they're both kind of like red and yellow. One team, like in the Super Bowl,

someone is considered like the home team. Also, they did play each other in 2020, so we could just look back at those picks. Yeah, yeah. Rematch. No, there's a lot of history here. It's going to be an amazing Super Bowl. I cannot wait.

Good luck to everyone. Go Niners. Bang, bang. Woohoo. Any other thoughts? No, I mean, like so many, they're just pouring out of me. I'm sure they'll continue to pour out for the rest of the show. And the rest of the week.

Also, the airlines with their 1989 flights and 80s flight 87 going from Kansas City to Las Vegas. Like just keep the door on the plane. Yeah, I guess. Just keep the door on and we're good. I guess it's like a thing whenever they find out who's going to the Super Bowl, airlines will add flights from that town. Makes sense.

And now they're like being kitschy and cute with their marketing. Like it's flight number 1989. Keep the doors on and go get a drill and screw the bolts in and shut up just make it there safely please and thank you why don't you bring the fans alive that would be nice the fans alive why don't you deliver all the fans in a lively why don't you bring all the fans in a lively manner all cell phones stay on the plane yeah like why don't we just what if you just did your job yeah don't worry about the flight number don't worry about it no don't worry like you'll have your moment haha cute like 1989 like haha no no we all have a role to play in the super bowl to

come and yours is just getting the fans there safely yours is just safety just no and travel necessity it's not about the numbers and the Taylor Swift. You have no part of the Taylor Swift fandom. I'm sorry. No, it's like sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Like get out. No one wants you. Just fly the plane.

Yeah. Oh, it's just too much. It's really too much. And the Las Vegas stadium is like the sickest stadium and I'm sure Taylor will have like the best possible suite. I know they have like on-field suites. They have like these crazy like. On-field suites. Yeah I'm curious where she's gonna sit. I wonder who she'll bring with her. This is like the cream of the crop. The season started and she was I was actually noticing this because I was picking stories and Sophie was going to every

game because like Sophie was going through it but now Sophie and her mans are very serious. She posted on Instagram with him. They've been on a ski trip and I feel like Sophie's kind of flown the coop. Yep. Unless Peregrine is going to the Super Bowl. So I agree. I think it'll be like the A team and I do think that includes Kelly. I do think Blake and Ryan will be there. Like they really started this journey with her. But they mostly stay in the games near their house. Oh, that's true. I don't think they'll be there. Maybe her L.A. friends.

But also Taylor's kind of become a part of like this chief's family. She doesn't need a million life rafts. No, she doesn't. So like she's got Brittany. All of Travis's friends who like seem to be recurring characters because I start recognizing them more and more and she keeps hugging them and stuff. She doesn't need that many like friends, babysitters.

Yeah, but if I was her close friend, I would want to go. Like it's a fun thing, the Super Bowl. Oh, of course, of course. Not even because of her, but like everyone wants to go to the Super Bowl. I read the cheapest ticket is going for like $9,000. Well, that's the other thing is that

I do think even Taylor Swift, like you have to be prudent. Those suites are hard to come by. They've been purchased for a long time. She obviously can get a suite, but like, I am sure everyone's family, Donna and everyone wants to go. You can't bring a million friends. Like I think Taylor's probably, and I'm sure Taylor's like footing the bill for the suite

or maybe Travis's, I don't know. Cause it's like his family too, but she can't bring 55 people because it's Donna. It's Jason. It's Kylie. It's Travis's friends. Like it's a lot of people. So Taylor could probably bring like two to three friends. Yeah.

No, you're right. I don't think there will be more than one chief suite right for Travis so it's need to bring only right no I think there will be more than one chief suite but Travis and Patrick are definitely going to have one suite together and so that includes Patrick's mom, brother, sister, kids. Like it's a lot of people. Yeah. What's the brother's name? Jackson. That was Justin because I'm so hung up on Austin Mahomes.

Yeah, yeah. I was going to say you think it's Austin. I need Patrick and Brittany to have a son named Austin just to close the circle. Yeah. That's funny. That would be important to me.

And I'm just like continuing my journey loving Brittany Mahomes. Like, it's just, it's all good, you know? But her and Taylor were not together yesterday.

Yes, they were. Oh, they were both in the suite? Yeah. Got it. I didn't see. They arrived together,

they left together. It was all good. Oh, Jackie's, she seized on it. It's true. Take your time. You sick?

Yeah. For the last few days, I've just been like had a tickle in my throat. And now today I'm sneezing and I have no idea where it's come from. No one around me is sick. Spooky, scary. I have chills. Just like not ideal. Should we continue on with the stories even though it

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I do too. Kim Kardashian is set to produce and feature in an upcoming three-part BBC documentary about Elizabeth Taylor. Oh my God, who cares? Yeah. Kim is gearing up to produce and feature in BBC's upcoming three-part documentary

covering the life of Elizabeth Taylor. Kim was actually the last person to interview the late movie star before her death in March 2011. What? What? You know, Kim's obsessed with her. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. She's, like, bought some of her jewelry that's gone to auction.

I think, like, Kim buys everything. Like, you know? Yeah, but, like, this is, like, someone who is just you know like her Kim okay so she's going to produce the documentary and also feature in it which I wonder in what sense maybe talking about their final interview yeah I mean this is just like another like part in Kim's journey just wanting to be some sort of like Hollywood mover and shaker. Well yes but this is a documentary and I do understand. It's just like another notch in her belt though like for production. Like she's a producer now. Yeah. But no this makes like more sense to me than you know her

starring in a Netflix series. Right like a rom-com. But it'll be interesting. I wonder what their last interview was. Yeah. Story's not storying for me. Yeah. Having a hard time, like, grounging up like a fuck to give, you know? Yeah.

Well, there are people, like Elizabeth Taylor, she's a lot of people's, like Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn. No, she's everything. We love her Jewish queen. You might want to know that she has a documentary coming out. You know what?

That's probably a documentary I would watch. I don't know a lot about Elizabeth Taylor, but I know she's like a Jewish ally queen. And she's like Evelyn Hugo. Right, right, right, right. So like I would watch this. Yeah, me too. She's someone that I don't know a lot about that like I would want to get into her story. This seems like a good portal.

And then you would end up reading a book written by her hairdresser or something. Love, can't wait. Love that for me. Yeah, that journey's coming up for you. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Our next story is for the co-sleeping mamas

because Adrienne Bailone is talking about how she turned her son's room into a playroom since they co-sleep. She said. Oh, wow. OK, by the way, I don't know if we ever talked about this on the main show because you said it on the Patreon. Yeah.

And I'm not co-sleeping anymore. But for the first four months of Charlie's life, we were co-sleeping exclusively. And Jackie just said, like, fuck it. Like, fuck it. And the thing is, I think a lot of people co-sleep. It gets like a really like bad. In secret. In secret. In secret.

There was literally a Cut article called, are we all co-sleeping and just lying about it? Because it's like not textbook safe sleep. It can be dangerous. But a lot of what I read is that most co-sleeping accidents happen when you fall asleep accidentally and you're not prepared. Like when you go to sleep intentionally knowing you're going to co-sleep, there's a lot of things that you could do

to make it safer. When there have been co-sleeping accidents, it's from people who didn't plan to fall asleep. Got it. So that's just something to know. But anyways, yeah, a lot of people fucking co-sleep and it's great, okay? But accidents happen.

Guys, when Jackie... Accidents happen, you have to be safe about it. You know, don't use a blanket. So you have to be sleeping in a safe position. Like you need to do a little bit of research on what's best but it's also so innate like the idea that you have to do research for this like natural instinct but just be safe about it if you're curious okay anyways adrian by loan her son is 17 months and he's still sleeping in bed with her so much so that she turned his what was supposed to be his bedroom into a playroom

she was on the Tamron Hall show, and she said, the reality is we co-sleep, so we don't call it his bedroom anymore. That bed is there for when my cousins come over and they got kids, they sleep in that room. That boy is in that bed with me. I'm not letting him go. I just want to say, before I go to bed tonight,

we'll pray for Adrian Bailon's DMs, because people are so nuts about this topic like it's a personal choice however anyone chooses to parent like is their journey and people get so I literally people were when Jackie said she was co-sleeping on the Patreon people were like I'm canceling my Patreon like okay yeah co-sleeping is pretty controversial but like it's like anything else more personal than some babies go to sleep in the crib and sleep great from day one. And if that's not your reality, like trying to get creative and you need to sleep. Like I feel like the first three months of Charlie's life, the only reason why I was

functioning was because I was getting decent sleep because we were sleeping together. Right. Like what's more dangerous co-sleeping or having a mother who's not awake? Yeah. No, it's just and every baby's different. Some babies just don't want to go into the crib yet. But now but you could also you don't have to go sleep till they're 17 months but she talks about how her journey to having her baby was a very long road they did ibf i think she had a surrogate and so she said i'm not letting him go he's sleeping with me that's that on that but i think

when your baby gets bigger the bigger they get uh well it becomes less dangerous less danger of you rolling onto them more danger of them rolling themselves off the bed. Oh, oh, oh. But you can put up things. Like, there are things that you could do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, when you're maybe 17 months, like, it's kind of just like having a kid in your bed.

Yeah, no, it's like annoying. No, it's like they're a person. They can sleep. It's not like as dangerous as sleeping with, like, a newborn. Like, I, one time in my life, I have been so blessed to have Harry fall asleep in my bed. Like, I don't know what happened. It must've just been like a crazy day or something.

We, he was allowed to come into bed with me and watch a movie and maybe it was boring because he fell asleep. And let me tell you, I've thought of nothing else but that moment since. It was the most magical thing that's ever happened to me. I felt special. I felt chosen. And if I could do that every night, like fuck it.

Yeah, I'm doing it. Yeah. No, it's really, really nice. Again, not for everyone, but for the, this is stories for those of you who do it because for everyone else, you know, your pediatrician tells you AAP, you're doing great, sleeping on the back, whatever. For the people who it sounds so simple and you're co-sleeping, like I see now when you go to the pediatrician like do you admit it or you lie well that's that's like in the culture and I found like some co-sleepy Instagram accounts where like people talk about

these things and it's like everyone we dread going because it's like but did you lie I don't lie okay because I'm not a liar and what did the say? Like, you're not even for like accident purposes, but she was just like more so you want to get him out and into his own room or else you'll never be able to. And I'm someone who I want that eventually. Independence. Like I'm not going to have them sleeping in my bed forever. Like some people who want that.

But she was more so like if you want him to eventually sleep in a crib outside of your room. Like now you want him. Now's the time. At three months. And I'm like okay maybe five months. Right, right, right. Oh that's funny. Okay.

Yeah but when I felt like he was more ready and also able to put himself to sleep. You know. Whatever works. Whatever works. Yeah whatever works. But her advice wasn't wrong in the sense that like, if you want it to happen eventually, like you can't go on forever like this. Of course, of course.

But less about the like, that's bad, don't do it. Right. Yeah, because like, I know. I see it. Of course. The AAP always with their guidelines, they change every day. And then they're like, oh, the last one,

don't listen to that one. This one's the real one. Yeah, very Demi Lovato. Oh, that's the AAP. They're like, the last one don't listen to that one this one's the real one this is yeah demi lovato oh that's the aap they're like remember when we said that thing don't listen to us it's this no demi lovato's like my last documentary i was lying the whole time this documentary is my real truth classic stuff so it happened like three documentaries in a row classic stuff that's how i feel about a lot of baby guidelines that have changed so every 10 years they change and it's the opposite of what they said 10 years ago so I'm like do what you think is best right so I'm like so what are you gonna say 10 years from now right about what

you're saying now isn't correct no so that's why it's just like do what you think is best go with your gut maternal instinct is real maternal instinct is real even though there was an article that said maternal instinct is not real who wrote that article slanderous it was like new york times e who wrote the article let me call them by their name i just don't believe that like at all no i don't believe that at all but they say it's like a social construct which is oh that's such a lie it's such a lie instinct is not real i'm gonna go with washington post the new york times claims that maternal instinct is a misogynistic myth. Wait, why is it misogynistic?

It literally gives women magical powers. Literally. But I guess I don't even want to theorize as to the other side. I don't want to platform this dumb idea. I don't want to platform any rationalizations that would make people think that maternal instinct is not a real thing it's real it's real are you ready for our next story yes some nielsen news because suits has beat the office in the streaming record for 2023 nielsen reveals their original streaming shows shut out

of yearly top 10 it's all rewatches and that wow suits has beat the office which is like that's really big okay but just for this one year not like in total streams of course not but for this okay that's what I thought you were saying at first but that is crazy yeah so oh I hate when they rack up minutes watched like but also is the office bigger than friends so I need to go um to the list of the top 10 but they didn't say The Office was number one, but just that Suits beat The Office. That's insane. Yeah.

I wonder if any of the actors, because most of the actors from that show aren't popular working actors right now. It was like that show was kind of like their big Roman empire. And I wonder if it's caused any of them to book more roles. I feel like it would. Because they all do indie stuff. But caused any of them to like book more roles I feel like it would because they all do like indie stuff like but are any of them gonna be in something we've actually like gonna say it would be nice yeah and what they really should do is bring suits back on Netflix

like Arrested Development vibes but make it good that's actually a great idea but Meghan Markle wouldn't return you never know actually if there was ever anything she was gonna return to like these are people she knows she's really close with like no she wouldn't have returned three years ago she wouldn't have returned two years ago maybe in a year from now yeah you know things are winding down over at archwell archetypes yeah productions they're looking for new content maybe architect maybe she would insist on being a producer on the show right right right get in like a backdoor deal make it all look like it was her

idea love wait what was the story oh that it beat the office in streaming records and um it racked at 57.7 billion total minutes watched whatever that means office was 57.1 billion total minutes watched now i guess like if i had to guess prior to this story like what's the biggest show of all time like currently like that people still watch like i guess i would say the office but i don't know why i find that shocking just because we don't watch it. Right, right. But like I would have thrown like Seinfeld, Friends in there. Like they're all very much of the same ilk.

On the streamers. It's on Netflix. I feel like people don't. And Friends is on Max. People don't, I feel like people don't re-watch Seinfeld in the way that. Like as a comfort show.

In the way that they re-watch Friends. I'm sure some people do, but not like hordes the way Friends or The Office. Yeah, because not even, it's not even rewatching people just have friends and the office on as like background noise for them these days it's like a comfort show it's just like sound it's not even a rewatch yeah I'm trying to find the list of top 10 the way they're making this so difficult to decipher new and final season of Young Sheldon premieres like this month

sad no and I think I know what happens what? because it's a show that's a prequel so like yeah apparently there's like this big thing that happens in Big Sheldon's life

and people are assuming that like that is what happens now I'm sure that would and now that I know what it is like I'm I really don't want to watch. I didn't finish the seasons that are out there. But it's like it's always there for you. It's always there for me. But I was like. I wasn't comfortable when I was watching it.

And so like I have that association with it. Like I was so massive on this uncomfortable couch. Right. Like deep into my. Like it was just. I need to. You have was so massive on this uncomfortable couch. Right. Like deep into my, like it was just, I need to. You have a bad association. It's okay.

I need to get good associations though because I liked the show, but I just like all of a sudden one day I was like, I can't do this anymore. Maybe when I come down, like we'll all watch it together and have a giggle and like that'll be your new association. Yeah.

Yeah. I just. I love that. I had to call it on Young Sheldon, no cap. No cap. You had to put a cap on it i did fifth and final story yes 118 new emojis are arriving to your io 17.4 including a lime a shaking head and four gender neutral families so we also have a phoenix rising, a brown mushroom,

a broken metal chain, two shaking heads, four gender neutral families and there's also 100 people facing sideways in a range of skin colors and genders including some holding canes and others in wheelchairs. I just feel like it's going to get really hard

to find the emoji that you need. Like when they're doing brown mushrooms. Like there really doesn't need to be emoji for everything. No, but it's so crazy that you can have all these emojis and still not be able to have redhead variant. Including everyone. Oh, they don't still? No, like I couldn't do a pregnant redhead.

Oh, that's crazy. I could do a pregnant man. The thing is, is like you... The thing is, is like I do think it's futile for Apple to try and really include every single person. No, they're... Because they will not give up. And they're going to die trying.

Because at the end of the day, like everyone is different. No, and people keep changing. And also it's like if we do red hair variant, then like do we do blue hair? Well, but red hair is natural. Nobody's born with blue hair. I agree, but maybe that's the argument they would make. But that argument doesn't even work for the iOS operators

because they're like, yeah, then we'll do it. I don't give a fuck. We'll add it. Yeah, no, no, no. The thing is, is like I just, I do feel like it's a fruitless endeavor they're on because every year they add more things but every year people in the culture look different and act different and identify differently never stop trying no Jackie

it's it's it literally is like the song that never ends like it's a hamster wheel they will never complete what they've set out to complete but I think they're okay with that and I would be okay with it too if they would just fucking add the redhead variant and people will say there's a redhead emoji and they send me the one i'm not asking for a redhead emoji i'm asking for every single emoji of person to have the redhead variant right because they do for every person you can select blonde brunette skin color and change skin tone but you're there is no redhead. Redhead variant is what I'm saying. Yeah, no, I know what you're saying. So until you guys add that, you're never going to be inclusive

and you're never going to accomplish your dreams of inclusivity. You know that, right? Yeah, that's like odd though because they go to like the most sort of extreme and random representation. They're like, oh, if there's one person in society who's like this, then they shall be included. Right, but there's, you know, a whole culture of redheads and it's a natural thing right it's not like then going into hair dyes which would be a whole box to open up a box literal box yeah but maybe they can you know

cross that bridge when they decide i just personally like i feel exhausted for these people like it's just it's like it's never enough but I also feel like there's so many emojis that I go to use and they don't exist yes yes yes because I remember I don't think maybe they've added it but I was shocked to find there was no bubble emoji bubbles like blowing bubbles I think there is now there is now but you're right it's always like these random things remember when they changed like the gun to water gun like that helped we're on peace you know like i feel like they're always like doing the most like trying to keep up with every movement and i i just want to say like i feel tired for them like it must be exhausting that department of apple yeah i'm tired for them but

i also personally like i have beef with them you have a vested vested interest. No, I have beef. Like I'm angry. Shannon was just saying because she came to New York. She was talking about she's doing a trip to New York to do like a bunch of bridal stuff. And she wanted to put like a redhead bride. And there was a redhead bride. Yeah. Excuse me. It ain't right.

Like what is that? No, it's almost like Steve Jobs like was seriously like betrayed by a woman with red hair it's like the company has a policy 100 percent except it's like not apple it's um this company that does the emojis unicode unicode so the ceo of unicode's wife left him for a red head yeah and he's never been the same and he will not acknowledge redheads i guess that's better than doing like a busted redhead. Yeah. I mean, none of the emojis are like particularly gorgeous, you know?

No, but they are nice. I'm also like not an emoji user. Like I can't explain it. I kind of hate emojis, Loki. Sometimes. I like the emoticon, the yellow circles, the expressive faces. The OG. Like, no. And even some of the newer newer ones like the one that's smiling and crying i'm always saying i'm saying og in the sense of like

the yellow circles yellow circles but even the updated yellow circles and they they have like cringe emoji of salute i love them all i agree with that those ones ones I use, actually, let me go to my most used emojis. What do you got? Mine are like the ones we use for toast, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like what else? Oh, I use hearts of every color. Oh, I love this one.

I love this. I think it's just- Hand hearts? I think hand hearts is a beautiful emoji. I do the vomiting one like all the time. I don't know why. Oh, that's good. I have crying with a smile, but I also have teary eyes with a smile.

I also have the two fingers like pointing at each other. Oh, that's good. I don't have that. I have. Oh, the one that's like blushing and surrounded by three hearts. Love that one. You love that. You love that.

I love the one that's like screaming in pain. I'm going to text it to you. That's like. OK, hold on. I texted it to you. i use that all the time oh the one she's talking about is the one where like the mouth is turned kind of upside down it's like you know you know i love the one that's like like yikes yeah yikes that's the cringe one i'm gonna screenshot this and post it to my instagram but why do i have your favorite emojis

i have a rocket because I did to the moon. Yeah, because you're always talking about Elon. Classic. Oh, the headphones for listen, tap to listen. Oh, I always have the microphone in the camera.

Tap to listen, tap to watch. Oh, I use my headphones. That's funny. So yes, best of luck in this fruitless endeavor, Apple. We wish you all the best. And that is our show. Really, you know you know the one big story the four littles but i had a good time i had a good time with the four littles i feel like we got actually into some interesting combo yeah and i'm looking forward to

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