The Toast - Taylor Strecker Storms Off: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast Happy Tuesday.
Hope everybody's having a gorgeous day.
It's a Taylor Tuesday, because Taylor Strecker's in the studio with me.
Hey, girlfriend!
I love it. Let's let's coin it Taylor Tuesdays.
Taylor Tuesday. We could also do Wacky Wackjob Wednesday.
Well, I think that that's more my energy.
We could do Thirsty Thursdays.
Which I'm the most thirsty.
We could do Feral Fridays. I could go on.
Actually, you're the feral one.
Man-hating Mondays. Girl! Which I'm the most thirsty. We could do feral Fridays. I could go on. Actually, you're the feral one.
Man-hating Mondays.
Girl!
We could do it.
I was much more of a man-hater when I was a straight woman.
Now I am a man sympathizer.
Oh.
The struggle is real for us straight men.
That's so, you are basically a straight man trapped in a lesbian body.
I'm worried for them.
You look beautiful.
Thank you for showing up today and showing up in a gorgeous outfit.
It's kind of like a sign of respect when you,
some people come in here,
mostly me,
looking like a,
you know,
slob.
You really don't.
Not anymore.
Not when I have guests on.
Ooh.
Because I used to like just dress,
it's a podcast.
I used to wear merch and leggings.
I know.
And like Shannon Ford
and Paige DeSorbo
would come in here.
Forget it.
And I'd be like,
they'd literally be wearing heels
and I'm like,
oh man,
I'm actually wearing like
the thing I wore to sleep last night. I'm wearing heels.
So you look gorgeous. But I am because I'm Bridget Tunnel. First of all, I want to tell
everybody. Tell them, tell them. Not only was she on time, she was early today. 10 minutes early.
We're getting started. Yep. Yep. Early. Yeah. I learned a lesson. Thank you. Um,
verbal abuse works very well on me. Uh, that's something I've come to learn in my old age. Yeah.
I like it actually. I know you do.
Quit me.
And then, but I commuted here,
so I have a change of shoes.
I'm so...
Like a real New Yorker.
Like a true poor person.
No!
Like a native New Yorker.
You know, what was the show?
Not Billions.
Succession?
Thank you.
Made me feel so ashamed
when they were do in the big purse
are you wearing a ludicrous ludicrously capacious bag what does she have a change of shoes in there
for the subway she does that was honestly like one of the best lines ever written in succession
it was so spot on and really it felt like a personal attack so tell me what's new with you
Taylor Strecker I mean it has been literally less than a week since you've been here but so much goes on in your life. So much has changed.
I mean I'm wearing denim on denim now. It's giving Canadian tuxedo. Thank you. My wife
actually insisted I wear this. I am denim shirt, denim pants, denim heels bitch. You look fabulous.
Thank you. Do you like this for her? I do. Santé like made me wear her bracelets and she tried to
have me wear the necklaces. You know that she always wears and I was like it's okay. It's too
much. It's too much and you're giving titty like it needs you have a tan so you don't
want to thank you i also don't want to be like her like weird little lesbian doll wow those are
fighting words so we had to stop with the necklaces but yeah great thank you girl you look great we
look great we really do look great let's's do another weekly Ozempic update.
Actually, I wanted to get your take on something because you can speak to this.
Please.
How I can.
Please.
So yesterday, Jackie and I were talking about the upcoming Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur.
I saw.
I saw.
And Jackie called me a cheater because I'm going to be on Ozempic.
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
But let's just, it's important to note that Yom Kippur falls on a Monday and I take my
weekly shots on Wednesdays. Okay. Okay. So like today is Tuesday. I haven't taken myur falls on a Monday And I take my weekly shots On Wednesdays
So
Okay
Okay
So like today is Tuesday
I haven't taken my shot yet
Me too
I take mine tomorrow
Last night I was eating
Like a crazy person
I'm starving
So you really do get
Your full on appetite back
Which also you don't know
How to control anymore
So you are kind of like
Next level
But I will say
It's a test
It is definitely easier
Of course it is
I mean it's cheating
It's 100% cheating I don't think's it's cheating it's a hundred percent
cheating i don't think that it's cheating it's assisted living it's an assistant for sure it's
a tool it's a tool exactly but i was on ozambic last yom kippur and i don't remember but if i
don't remember it must have been fine well i remember last year you were complaining about
your phone more than anything over food yeah i'm yeah we realized how addicted you were i it's a
really big problem like how are you with your phone because you know how awful I am okay but you're
let me ask you a question you're so bad with your phone like you never respond if you text me I'm
responding within 10 seconds when you wake up in the morning what's the first thing you do
I grab my phone okay because my alarm goes off oh right I actually go on Instagram way more than I
should and I know I'm like actively, I hate it.
And I'm like, and I'm not like on anything good.
I'm on like the weirdest algorithm of like,
like how to get a mortgage and when the best time,
like, I don't know how I fell into this hole,
but it's dark.
Maybe your phone's trying to tell you something.
It's time to buy a house.
It is.
Seriously, Tay and I went out to see my sister-in-law
and brother-in-law to go watch the Eagles.
And I was like, I really don't want to move to the Burbs.
And I was like, I don't want to have to make new friends.
Like, I love my friends.
I don't want to make new friends.
And then Tate was like,
well, what about when all of our friends move to the Burbs?
Well, then we all just need to move together.
That's what I said.
And I said, Claudia would never do that without informing us.
I wouldn't.
I would let you know if I was thinking about moving
and I would give you the opportunity to buy the house next door.
Really, do you think you'll ever move to the Burbs?
And if you move out of the city, where do you think y'all go?
I don't know.
People ask me this question a lot, mostly because Olivia and Jackie moved.
And I think everybody's just kind of waiting for me to move to Florida.
And it's really not on my list of things to do.
It's a really nice life, but it's just not for me.
You promise?
I promise.
But I don't know.
I could, you know, one day have a kid.
And I think when you have a kid, like everything changes. They they ruin everything so maybe I'll just be like so inclined to be near
my sisters and their kids I don't know I don't know I could see myself moving out of the city
I could also see myself never moving out of the city I really don't know but where would you move
I don't know this is the thing and also I just think we're like I can't even think about living
in a house right now like getting a mortgage seven percent fuck that shit like no I can't even think about living in a house right now. Like getting a mortgage, 7%.
Fuck that shit.
Like I can't.
I need the rights to go back down.
I got to wait for the market to shift.
I don't even know what I'm talking about,
but I just know I'm not paying 7%.
Do you feel like, I've been thinking about this,
that like the pressure to purchase a home is like actually valid
and it's a good investment and like it keeps going up?
Like I've been watching, oh, did you watch Selling OC?
I didn't. But that's a good investment, and like it keeps going up. Like I've been watching, oh, did you watch Selling OC? I didn't.
Okay.
But that's a very good question.
But like when I watch it,
like the OC,
like a fucking shit turd house
on the smallest plot of land
goes for 2.5 million.
Yeah.
So now I'm getting scared,
like wait,
but like are they inflating the prices?
But like.
Right, no.
It's a lot of things.
Like that's a good question.
Like if you buy a house,
like is it a guaranteed good investment?
I don't fucking know. And like what if it's not lot of things. Like, that's a good question. Like, if you buy a house, like, is it a guaranteed good investment? I don't fucking know.
And like, what if it's not?
And I just said, like, am I whole life savings on a house?
And people that get houses, like, I have friends that are recent homeowners,
and they're like, this is a fucking racket.
Oh.
The money.
Olivia's husband.
Oh, my God.
God hates being a homeowner.
He's like, it's just endless problems, endless money, endless issues.
You need people coming, technician, electrician.
He said it's endless.
He hates it.
That's my point.
So many people hate it.
And I want to say, I absolutely love being a renter.
Same.
It's such a peaceful life.
Except when you're scared that you are going to have to move.
Well, that and it used to be that you could really rent above, like you could rent an
apartment you would really never be able to afford to buy.
Us.
But now with the market in New York,
I'm only talking about New York.
Fair.
You, everyone wants to rent
because I think after COVID,
it's like so uncertain,
like is New York coming back?
Like it's just safer to rent.
Yeah.
And I think you're really not able,
now you're renting so much money
for something like kind of crappy.
Totally.
So I don't know.
I'm not a real estate expert.
I'm not Ryan Serhant.
If we were
smart we'd legit pull our money together and start like a commune of sorts if we were smart
we would have bought houses during COVID true that when the interest rates were so low
god I don't know how anybody like made a life-altering decision during COVID like the
world stopped I mean I made a decision to gain 45 pounds.
Oh, I mean, I made a decision to like vape again,
be a disgusting slob, drink more than I've ever drank,
eat more than I've ever eaten.
Like sleep until like 1 p.m.
Sleep, like make my house slobbers paradise.
Yeah, I made a lot of decisions during COVID.
Not one of them were good.
Not one benefited me in any way, shape or form.
Not a singular good decision was made.
I interrupted you. Do you have a question about Ozempic? Oh, it was about Yom Kippur. Yes,
and do you think I'm cheating? A hundred percent. I mean, with Yom Kippur specifically. I mean,
listen, okay, so are you and I, as Ozempic queens, technically cutting the line? I don't like that
we're cheating, right? Because we're not cheaters. People are, they've been calling it, um. We're
line cutters. No, what's,ters. No, what do they call it?
Because it bothers me when people say,
taking the easy way out.
Taking the easy way out.
Well,
I implore the people
who have criticisms
of what we're doing,
you know what you should do?
Stop taking your car.
Walk everywhere.
Wow.
You know what you should do?
Wow.
You should email,
find a pigeon,
attach a fucking letter,
and send it to your grandma.
Like, these are called modern day advancements no everything we do is a shortcut listen taylor i love you and i want to
support this analogy i don't like really like understand the car thing because it's a modern
right it's a it's a faster way of getting somewhere yes and this is a faster way of
losing weight in a more efficient way it's actually it's not faster, it's a faster way of getting somewhere. Yes, and this is a faster way of losing weight
and a more efficient way.
It's actually, it's not faster.
Fine, it's more efficient.
It's efficient.
No, it's not more.
Driving is efficient.
More efficient, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about, you know what?
You want to go see your friends over in Europe?
Take a boat.
How dare you fly?
It's too efficient.
I really am not understanding this whole travel analogy.
Like, I get it, I guess like, like I, I get it.
I guess.
Yeah, no, I get it.
Well, it makes sense to me.
Have you ever read Gary Gennetti's book?
No.
I know you're new to reading.
I'm brand new.
Taylor, read Jenkins exclusively.
Jenkins, read.
But you should read Gary Gennetti's book.
One, because it's just like funny short stories.
They're really short and it's like,
it's fabulous.
But,
um,
he tells a story about like his,
uh,
one of his main methods of travel when he was a young kid was cruise ships
because his dad worked for a cruise ship and he would just get free.
So when he did like a semester in London,
all the kids like,
you know,
flew and he took the QE2 home.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the funniest story. You should really read the book. It's excellent. But
have you ever been on a cruise?
Once. I barfed everywhere. Never again.
Really?
I'm like so scared.
What kind of cruise was it?
It was just like a day cruise in Florida.
Just a day?
Yeah, it was thank God it was just a day.
I don't think it's considered a cruise. I was talking about like a big ass
No, no, no. It was a big ass cruise ship. Like thousands like thousands of people yes i mean listen i was traumatized so i might have
blocked how long i was there for you only go for a day i i honestly don't know why it was just a day
but i i'm swearing to you it was a cruise ship and the way i was so sick i get very seasick i get
seasick on a raft in my hot tub well maybe you should stop floating in there for hours on end.
But that is how you got so tan this summer.
That is how I got so tan.
You're so tan.
I hate you.
Girl, I'm so scared for when it goes away.
No, but you know what?
You worked really hard at it.
I did.
I didn't even try to get tan.
Therefore, I'm not.
Yeah, but like it's going to eventually go away.
What are your thoughts on like tanning?
Like, you know, Lauren Bostic is very, you know, skincare forward.
Get the fuck out of the sun. Yes. What are your thoughts on that asning like you know lauren bostick is very you know skincare forward get the fuck out of the sun yes what are your thoughts on that as a woman of a certain age
you know so what i look very good for your age by the way thank you i think it's a handful of
things i think i started getting botox when i was 18 because of the blinkies yeah so it was like so
it wasn't like a vanity thing it was like a medical thing but when you're there honey with a needle in
your face do it up get me in the
forehead 100 so um i think that that has a big part of it or has to do with it um it must be
genetics my mom is so young i said to my mom like mom you look so good like i'm fine and then she
said to me well you live a lot harder than i do which is accurate you live a lot harder that's a way of putting it the drinking of course the smoking
right the other things right but she's not wrong no but i feel like now that i'm at the age that
i'm at i mean babette those jeans are kicking in no you look very good for your for a 40 year old
woman thank you like and i always forget that you're older
than me I love when you say that do you feel like it's because I have such a youthful spirit
yes aka because I'm so immature no no you're not immature like you really are just like fresh
thank you and like young I really always forget that there's like an age gap between us
oh Claudia literally anything like you you feel like 32 to me oh queen but you're not
but i'm not and neither is theo
get the out of my studio i'm sorry i came for you i walked right into it no i walked right into
it right i walked i leaned into it you walked me right into it i did i walked right into it. No, I walked right into it. Right, I walked, I leaned into it. You walked me right into it.
I did, I walked right into it.
We have Fast Five today.
They're actually
really good stories,
a lot of strike news.
Okay.
So without further ado,
if it's okay with you,
I would love to dive in.
Please.
Here are the Fast Five stories
that you need to know.
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Okay, first up is Drew Barrymore.
Like, last time we spoke about her, she was a victim.
Yeah, we're very, very worried for her.
Today, she's kind of the villain.
No.
So the Writers Guild of America is slamming Drew Barrymore for returning to her talk show amid the strike.
Ooh.
Four months after the WGA officially went on strike following failed negotiations with the AMPTP
and two months after SAG-AFTRA joined them on the picket line, GA officially went on strike following failed negotiations with the AMPTP.
And two months after SAG-AFTRA joined them on the picket line,
Drew Barrymore has confirmed that her eponymous daytime talk show will return for season four on September 18th, literally in a few days.
Yikes.
So in a statement shared to social media on September 10th,
she explained a lot and said a whole bunch of nothing.
So I don't know if you remember, a few months ago,
she was supposed to host the MTV Movie and TV
Awards. Yes. And the strike hadn't officially
begun yet. It was like about to begin, but in
solidarity, she took a step back. So she
kind of positioned herself as like an activist
for SAG. A dangerous place to live.
Wait, nobody asked her to do,
especially if she's going to kind of renege on that
and now go back to her talk show. So she
cited that. She said, I made a choice to
walk away from the MTV Film and Television Awards
because I was the host
and it had a direct conflict
with what The Strike was dealing with,
which was studios, streamers, film, and television.
It was also in the first week of The Strike,
and so I did what I thought
was the appropriate thing at the time
to stand in solidarity with the writers.
Hmm.
You know, is it like that she was there first
and now she gets to, like, fall out first?
I don't know.
Maybe she sounds like she's like,
it sounds like she's saying this has gone on, like, a little too long. Like, I want to go back to work. I don't know. Maybe she sounds like she's like, it sounds like she's saying
this has gone on
like a little too long.
Like I want to go back to work.
I'm over it.
This is the rest of her statement.
However,
I am making the choice
to come back for the first time
in the strike for our show
that may have my name on it,
but it is bigger than just me.
I own this choice.
We are in compliance
with not discussing
or promoting film and television
that is struck of any kind.
We launched live
in the global pandemic.
Our show was built on sensitive times
and has only functioned throughout
what the real world is going through in real time.
I want to be there to provide what writers,
I want to be there to provide what writers do so well,
which is a way of bringing us together
or help us make sense of the human experience.
I hope for a resolve for everyone as soon as possible.
We've navigated difficult times since we first came on air
and so I take a step forward to start season four once again with an astute humility. Big mistake. Big mistake.
Big mistake.
I mean, first of all, no one's going to be able to come on and promote projects.
So celebrities are not coming on.
She won't be able to weirdly crawl into people's laps and make them feel uncomfortable.
So that's literally half the show.
Right.
Her show does have writers.
It is a WGA show.
So those people will not be returning.
Right.
So you have no writers and you have no guests. What the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? Maybe she needs the money because
of her stalker and she has to pay for so much security. The thing is she's the type of person
who I think people perceive as the one percent in this strike. Absolutely. The strike definitely
has like an image issue where people don't understand they're like oh how I feel so bad
for Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. But and this is kind of what their messaging has been.
They're trying to educate people and being like,
for every Leonardo DiCaprio,
there's like a thousand camera operators.
Yes.
Or extras or a background actor
who literally lives hand to mouth.
Yes.
These aren't people like Kevin Bacon.
Right.
And so they have people like Kevin Bacon going on GMA,
trying to put that message forward.
Someone, like Drew Barrymore doing this,
like being a, it's giving greedy.
It's giving greedy.
It's not a good look.
It's giving, I'm over it.
Right.
And also like, I sometimes feel pangs of guilt
for being able to work
because I have a lot of people that work for me
and with me that are a part of the writer's strike
and a part of screen actors guilt.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah, so like, they tell me about what's going on and it makes me feel kind of guilty that
my life hasn't whatsoever been affected because we're all in media um so the fact that she's doing
this when she can hella afford to take time off and stand in solidarity is very bad look and it's
it is but it's like a it's a moral gray area not moral gray area it's a gray area because she's in compliance like she's not technically crossing the picket line technically technically
but it doesn't look like she's a SAG member who supports other SAG members if you're like not
technically cheating on your partner but your partner feels a certain way about the way you're
acting well then technically do whatever the fuck they say and this is just such a weird move for
Drew Barrymore who is always but especially in recent years,
kind of become like an America's sweetheart type of vibe.
Absolutely.
So to intentionally do something very controversial.
Yes.
And the strike is like a very hot button issue.
And people are very like emotional about it.
Because it's people's lives.
So for her to like intentionally.
I know. I have to imagine financially she she's fine. Of course. She doesn't need season four.
She could wait till the strike is over. I mean honestly if it's financial she should just be
like honestly I have a spending problem. I'm poor as shit. Like I would have more respect for that
because it feels like she's just it's a selfish decision and it's also like she's not socially aware
if she thinks that this isn't going to blow back.
And so there is blowback.
WGA spoke out against the decision
stating that Drew's show, quote,
is a WGA covered struck show
that is planning to return without its writers.
The Guild has and will continue to picket struck shows
that are in production during the strike.
So WGA is striking Drew now.
It's very messy.
Well, the thing, too, is that, like,
so you set precedent with things like this.
So if she goes on the shows better than ever,
the lesson learned is writers are not valuable,
and that's a fucking terrible thing to say.
It's so true.
So, yeah, she's in the wrong.
So I think we all shouldn't watch, right?
I mean, I wasn't planning on it, but.
The way she makes me want to crawl inside
my body and die no I just and this is something we were talking about yesterday with Mila Kunis
and Ashton Kutcher to intentionally make such a poor decision in terms of how it'll affect your
public image there has to be another reason but at least with Mila and Ashton they didn't think
anybody would know I know but like we were saying yesterday how it you know there's a conspiracy theory that because Scientology is so involved in this case.
Yes.
That they were somehow blackmailed into writing those letters.
Did you see this stuff?
So St. Hoax posted something yesterday.
Like it's the, it's a TikTok conspiracy theorist type of a thing.
But basically one of the women who was, who accused Danny of rape, she was dating him are you talking about the phone call
the wait wait about the ex-girlfriend was it a phone call or was it a post
she no she said she was present for the phone call it's that's what I'm talking about the phone
call we spoke about it yesterday what do you think do you think that like because the takeaway is
not so certainly that he was the one that actually maybe potentially murdered this girl
no okay so I saw another like I'm on TikTok, like this girl, the talk of shame.
I spoke about her yesterday.
Okay.
It's a much deeper dive.
So one of the, her name is Chrissy Brickley, who is Danny Masterson's ex-girlfriend.
Got it.
She had said we, I was there that night of February 11, 2001.
I heard the entire phone call.
Right.
A friend of hers had spoken publicly and said that what he knows, which we assume to be from Chrissy, who heard the phone call firsthand. Right. A friend of hers had spoken publicly and said that what he
knows, which we assumed to be from Chrissy who heard the phone call
firsthand, was that Ashton showed up to her house. She had already been
killed. He looked through the window and like or he actually opened the door and
saw her dead body. And instead of calling the police he got back in his car, called
his team, his lawyers, called Danny. Got it. And came up with a plan for how to just
make himself look best.
He wasn't actually involved in the killing.
That was like kind of, I think, people's first.
It was definitely how it sounded.
Yes.
But a friend of hers.
I don't know.
So what she's saying is like you did something shitty in a moment.
She's not saying, wink, wink, you're a murderer.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
But so for them, like them being blackmailed by Scientology, it's like an easier way for
us to digest them writing those letters.
Because them writing those letters as people who are advocates for sex crimes makes no
sense.
Yeah.
And Drew Barrymore, who is like a Hollywood royalty Barrymore.
Yeah.
She's been in SAG since she was eight.
Yeah.
Her kind of crossing, it's not
crossing the picket line, but like her making a questionable choice makes it's
one plus one equals sock. Like it makes no sense.
I know. So I need someone to explain this to me.
Is she also in Scientology? Can we just blame Scientology for everything?
I mean Leah Remini does. Honestly. I love her.
If it helps to sleep at night. You know what? Let's do it. You know what keeps me up at night? The fallout between JLo and Leah Remini does. Honestly. I love her. If it helps to sleep at night. You know what? Let's do it.
You know what keeps me up at night?
What?
The fallout between J-Lo and Leah Remini.
I know.
Why?
So is J-Lo in the Church of Scientology still?
No.
Ever?
Ever?
No.
Then what's the beef?
I don't know.
I like how we think everything Leah Remini in her life has to do with Scientology.
It does.
It does.
She didn't go to their wedding.
Ben Affleck.
They were so
tight what would make you fall out with a friend that hard hmm I don't have many so let's take you
for example what would make me like never talk to you again yeah and like let's not forget either
like it's so public yeah so it's an extra layer of like they like can't, like they're so, it's so bad.
They can't even fake it.
And people would be like,
why isn't Taylor on the toast anymore?
Exactly.
Like we don't follow each other on Instagram.
I never come on the toast.
We're never out together.
Honestly,
I think like if you did something like against one of my sisters.
Yes.
Like I think that's,
that's pretty much it.
Yeah.
Like I could forgive anyone,
but um,
what would I have to do?
You would have to fuck Taylor.
Well, I guess I'll see you later.
No, I'm kidding.
That's so, I always forget how like a crazy jealous wife you are.
Psychotic.
I like, like that must make Taylor feel so nice.
Yeah, well, she doesn't feel that towards me.
She like never gets jealous.
She's like such a secure person.
It's so insulting.
I kind of hate that about her. Like why do you love yourself so much? It's so disgusting. Go to me. She like never gets jealous. She's like such a secure person. It's so insulting. Like why do you love yourself so much? It's so disgusting.
Go to therapy.
In other news, we also have like a little bit of SAG news, but it's more Dancing
with the Stars casting news. A lot of people have come out. We know Ariana
Maddox is on it. And this morning it was announced that Jamie Lynn Spears is
joining a popularity contest that she's clearly gonna lose. Dancing with the Stars
season 32. Jamie Lynn Spears, she's putting gonna lose. Dancing with the Stars season 32,
Jamie Lynn Spears, she's putting on her dancing shoes.
She will be competing with Alan Burstyn, who,
oh actually, Caitlin Bristow was just in the news
for saying he was like one of the meanest people
she ever met on Dancing with the Stars.
I found that interesting, yeah.
But in light of the Writers and Screen Actors Guild,
she revealed that she will be donating
her weekly salary to the organization.
She can't afford that.
I agree.
But also, I just think this is like a person who's so deeply trying to get people to like her.
Yeah.
And while this is a nice sentiment, like nobody cares.
Yeah.
I just feel like how could she rehabilitate her image?
She can't.
And like, why do people hate her?
I was just trying to process this very quickly
through my head right now as we're saying it because it's like so we hate her right now because
Britney hates her and we love Britney and we love Britney and then she like kind of tried to
capitalize on her sister's trauma with the book and then calling on call her daddy which really
blow back in her face yeah like she's so that's why we hate her now yeah but we always have no I
was so we want to win queen oh
really so maybe it's just as simple as that I don't know I feel like sometimes when there is
like stigma of teenage pregnancy I was gonna say I think it's the stigma of having an insanely famous
sibling like Solange is I mean not Jamie Lynn let's get no Solange is not Jamie Lynn but I just
still feel like there's always a part of me that's like are you okay you know it's actually a fair comparison yes because because Solange is so talented and had her own career yes but nobody
really um talks about it right because it's in the shadow of Beyonce exactly and that's very
Jamie Lynn although Ashley Simpson Ashley Simpson and Solange I think is a better comparison yes
Jamie Lynn Jamie Lynn
Like
I was never
Because of my age
I didn't watch Zoey 101
Because that would have been
Creepy
You would have been like 20
Although I did like
Wizards of Waverly Place
A little too much
And
You know what
I stand by that decision
Things are popular for a reason
You know
It was good
It was good shit
In my mid 20s
Who cares
It was good shit
But I just feel like She was the epitome.
Like, she's not a nepo baby.
She's a nepo sibling.
Yeah.
Which we don't really talk about enough.
Yeah.
And I think that Jamie Lynn definitely, like, we just felt like she didn't deserve to be
there.
And so that's why we always hated her.
Perhaps.
I also think that this is just like a bad call for her to go on Dancing with the Stars
because it is a popularity contest.
Yes.
When they announce the cast you can always tell who's going to make the top four.
It's usually a TikToker like someone with a lot of fans a lot of a mobilized army of you know
devoted calls you know. Jamie Lynn doesn't have that. If anything she has like the opposite.
People will call in. Devoted trolls. People will call in to vote for Ariana Maddox just because
she's not Jamie Lynn Spears. Exactly. So I don't think she'll have success and you
get paid per episode on Dancing with the Stars. So it's not gonna be a hefty sum
donation. Well that's why she decided to donate because she knows it's gonna be
like one episode. Ten dollars. Exactly. After taxes, after commissions. Exactly. It's gonna be ten dollars.
I will not be watching Dancing with the Stars. I will also not be watching Dancing with the
Stars. But maybe when they announce the cast
I think the full cast
Is being announced tomorrow
We should have a standing dinner
In protest
To Dancing with the Stars
Yeah
Love that for you
Or we should just have dinner
Like whenever
I love dinner
That too
I love dinner as well
Good luck Jamie Lynn
Yeah
You're gonna need it
Uh huh
Oh wow
I just accidentally blew up
This picture of Jamie Lynn
On my iPad.
Sorry.
X that out.
Goodbye.
All right.
This next story is so multilayered.
And I wanted to talk about it for a multitude of reasons.
One, because we love to see a podcast out here making news.
Former Coast Toe host, Sophia Franklin.
Yes.
We love her.
She's making news with Abby Lee Miller.
What in the fuck?
This is one of the most crazy things.
Like, I don't even know how to get through this story.
Okay, I'm just going to read it word for word.
These are page sixes where it's not mine.
Abby Lee Miller attempts to set the record straight
after admitting her attraction to high school athletes.
Abby Lee Miller is attempting to, quote,
set the record straight after receiving backlash
for admitting that she's attracted to high school football players.
In an Instagram video Monday, the Dance Moms star, 57, that explained, I quote,
I do like those hot, athletic, muscular types, the jocks. I always have and I always will.
However, according to Abby Miller, who was wheelchair bound following a cancer battle,
these guys, quote, must be able to go out to a club gamble in vegas and rent an ada compliant handicap accessible van which means you have to be 27 to rent a car oh 25 okay the reality stars who served eight months in prison there's so many like they
have to keep saying the reality star who suffered the reality star who went to prison the reality
star who served eight months in prison from 2017 to 2018 for bankruptcy fraud
also feels that the aforementioned men should have a business, a bank account,
success, and passion in their own right.
Why doesn't she just say a certain age so we can all just be done with this?
Circling back to her controversial comment that made headlines for all the wrong reasons,
Miller said, if you saw the movie All the Right Moves starring Tom Cruise playing a
high school football star, then you know exactly what I'm talking about.
She noted she will be attending her high school class reunion in November and hopes that the
heartthrob is there.
But if he's not, I heard Tom Brady's available.
Yikes.
Okay.
So.
I'm dead.
She's so deeply unwell.
This is what she had said.
In a recent episode of the Sophia with an F podcast, she stated, oh, that's my downfall.
I like the high school
Football players
Girl
I still like them
She even doubled down
On her stance adding
Not one that used to be
In high school
One that is
No
Oh she wanted to
Really clarify
When she said that
Is when
Sophia Franklin
Ended their interview
Stop it
Good girl Sophia
I mean
I feel like
Abby Lee Miller
Is kind of like beyond
cancellation yeah like she's uncancellable because she's so canceled already she like verbally abused
a group of girls for like 10 years on television all of them are now like doing podcasts writing
music poetry like about all the trauma that they've been through it all is from the hands
of Abby Lee Miller yes She literally went to prison.
I don't know if this is gonna be the thing to quote cancel. She's literally uncancellable
and that's because like nobody really like cares.
Right.
But this is a crazy thing to say.
So this reminds me and it's a far departure,
but I was on Instagram in my weird algorithm
and there was this video of a high school football player and a girl who's blonde and white jeans that's jumping on him and her like legs wrapped around
him. Okay. And then it's like, what kind of content are you being served? I don't know.
And then it cuts to like, you know, where people like watch videos and then they react. Yes. Yes.
So then it cuts to this, this girl being like, that's not his girlfriend. That's his mom. And I went back and watched and it was.
And I thought these crazy Karens up in these streets and Abby Lee Miller,
she is the Karen of all Karens.
No,
you know what?
I've landed on that side of TikTok too,
where it's like boy moms who like take it too far,
who are like actually just like in love with their sons.
Literally.
But like, I get it.
Like, I'm so in love with Harry.
I know.
I know.
But you can't like when you're in your 40s and 50s and your son is like 16,
you can't jump on him and wrap your legs around him.
No, that's like what they do on The Bachelor.
That's really disgusting.
That's really gross.
I wouldn't be disturbed if it was like a girlfriend.
No, of course. Inappropriate on the field. I thought you were gonna say that's his sister. I dated a guy
one time and him and his sister kissed on the lips over me. Like I was sitting in between them
in a vehicle like letting her out. Yeah. And they gave like a kiss goodbye and it was a lip kiss
i am not claiming incest at all yeah no it's there's families that kiss on the lips yeah but
just like a to watch somebody you're dating do that and b to be in like in in betwixt no we need
to talk about it it felt very like but are you guys in love with each other we need to talk about
it okay because here i actually grew up in like a kiss on the mouth household.
Like I kiss my mom on the mouth.
Okay.
See, my dad.
Tom Brady kisses.
I'm sorry.
I know.
No, Robert Kraft.
Yeah, no, he's a freak.
What the fuck?
I just, Tay just showed me that the other night.
But the thing is, like, my dad died.
I don't know if I'd be like this grown ass woman kissing my dad on the lips these days.
Like, I probably wouldn't, but I don't know because I never had the opportunity to experience
that firsthand.
Thanks a lot, God.
So I'm not sure, but I also never had a brother.
Right.
I do.
So I think like parent kissing kids on mouth is different than siblings kissing on mouth.
Am I wrong?
Interesting hot take.
Well, here's the thing is like as you are raising a child, because what was I watching?
Selling OC.
Great season, by the way.
Highly recommend. I really am. There's this really hot guy he's married they
have two twin daughters and he was saying goodbye to him he was he kissed both the girls and lips
totally fine but I thought to myself at what age do you have to like stop that so if your family
that doesn't stop it I guess it's just kind of like normalized no but the siblings but the
siblings have a different gender the siblings i
just like if ben kissed his sister on the lips like i would be like you better stop
that's disgusting yeah so they would never they know sound off in the comments do you have a
sibling of the opposite gender do you kiss them on the lips or did you when you were a kid and
you didn't when you got older like sound off with your experience this is something jack and i always
talk about yeah and my opinion on the matter is definitely colored by my own experience
of course well my little brother is 10 years 11 years younger than me I'm obsessed with him he's
like my baby yeah um and so I feel like if he would have let me right I probably would you need
two consenting parties but he is like get the fuck away from me right no he's like you're too much
it's creepy like the way I used to talk when I was on Sirius that I was in love with him like if I could marry him like he
got to where he was like it's embarrassing I need you to cut it out I'm honestly with him
no no I am I'm also with him as a woman who would have jumped on her son on the football field for
sure you know we you can be a recovery you know and it's kind of you can evolve maybe that mom
of the video you were talking about was just proud of the fact that, like, she gave birth to a 17-year-old, and she's, you know, fit enough for him to hold her up.
I mean, she's like, you know, under different circumstances, we would be an attractive couple.
No, like, if I was 45 or whoever that woman is, and my son could pick me up, meaning I'm,
like, small and frail, like, bitch, I'm going to be proud of that.
I'm going to post a video.
You know?
They looked like they could topple
no they they probably because he was so young yeah no it's weird it's weird it's weird so but
it's giving Abby Lee Miller it's giving I'm a Karen it's giving like you know what like we
learning from this whole Mila Ashton and of course Danny whole debacle I just feel like as the older party the onus is on us yeah
to not you know talk about having crushes on high school students no and like honestly Abby Lee
Miller is such a deeply unwell person I genuinely expected nothing less from her and like if this
was someone else maybe I'd be like cancel Abby Lee, cancel Abby Lee. But like, Abby Lee's going to do what Abby Lee's going to do.
Abby Lee going to Abby Lee.
Abby Lee going to Abby Lee.
You know?
Wait.
And at this point, it's just, it's nice to spectate.
Yeah.
I can't even be mad.
Well, yeah, there are some, there's some level of crazy
with celebrity where like, we kind of just get to sit back,
eat our popcorn, and enjoy.
And there's not going to be like the accountability police
calling Abby Lee the issue of apology.
Because they're so far gone.
She's so far gone. Exactly. I i mean this bitch went to prison um wait but side note sofia for ending it good on her like what would you do if you were in a
deeply unwell in like like scary inappropriate conversation because i feel like i i i'm working
on this but i'm like queen of laughing things off.
And now I've learned you cannot do.
So it depends what the person would have said.
In a situation like this, I probably would have done exactly what Sophia did
because this is amazing press for her podcast.
She didn't agree.
Sometimes I do that too where I just like nod along when people are saying something crazy
just so I just don't have to respond.
I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, but that sounds like I'm agreeing with it.
Right.
So,
but if they said something really,
really bad,
I would just cut it out.
Maybe even scrap the episode.
Right.
But I would have done exactly what Sophia did because now she's all over page six.
It's great podcast promo.
And Sophia is not implicated at all whatsoever.
And actually she comes out looking like a hero.
Totally.
So yeah. Today's episode of the toast is out looking like a hero. Totally. So yeah.
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So earlier, I think last week bombshell
news Lindsay and Carl girl I feel so conflicted because I really can't stand them okay and I think
that they're fakeity fake fake and so I was like so it's kind of like this yeah ha like okay thank
you like this was a bunch of bullshit um but I also can't help but feel bad for Lindsay I like
actually believed in their love.
Uh, I thought it was like a really healthy adult relationship.
I did not.
I did not.
I did never.
I didn't understand what was going on, but I knew it was a bunch of bullshit.
Well, as of yesterday, Lizzie Hubbard has scrubbed Carl, um, all the wedding pictures,
all pictures of him from her Instagram after their shocking breakup.
Yep.
Fans noticed on Monday that almost every snap featuring the former couple together had been deleted from the publicist account, including those from her
engagement and her bridal shower, which was just last month. She did keep recent photos with Carl
from her 37th birthday celebration, which is captioned. Thank you all for the birthday wishes.
I feel so blessed and loved, especially by babe at Carl Radke. I feel like she probably just forgot
to delete that one or she really liked the way that she looked. Yeah, she probably forgot. She
was like she's in the depths of despair.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I remember all those pictures were up for so long and people were like, they're
still up.
It's like, yeah, she's not on her phone at all.
Right.
I mean, I scrubbed Wasbend like very long after we were together.
Very long after.
Yeah.
Like maybe I scrubbed like wedding stuff.
I look so fucking skinny and pretty.
I know.
I know.
But I scrubbed that.
But then I kept like a few randomly and it's vanity. You want to keep the ones that you look so fucking skinny and pretty. I know, I know. But I scrub that. But then I kept like a few randomly
and it's vanity.
You want to keep the ones
that you look good in.
Of course.
Or like a special moment
but eventually you just have to like,
it's either all or nothing.
I agree.
I've never like experienced sex
if I only have one boyfriend.
Yeah.
But I imagine I would have been proud
of the fact that I had multiple partners
in the world of Vicki Gunvalson.
So I would have left up like,
yeah, I used to have a boyfriend
and then I had another one.
Like I would feel like
some boyfriends are like
a badge of honor.
Like to get one is hard.
So I'm leaving that shit up.
Like, yeah, I'm a very attractive person.
I'm really regretting
everything I've done.
I'm an attractive person
and you especially,
you could show,
look, people of all genders
find me hot.
Yeah.
Oh man, I had a boyfriend in college.
Woo!
Sexy. Yeah, Tay hates when I talk about him
have I ever seen no one tell him no I'll show you pictures like I've never even heard you talk like
an eight pack an Adonis in a couldn't believe you even liked me see that's the thing it's like
having a boyfriend is half like of course love but it's half like confidence that somebody wants
to spend time with you and thinks like you're hot and make out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was a goodie.
And I would leave that on my social media.
Like it's a, it's like a hall of fame.
Maybe I should go find pictures.
Like, you know, we all have those boxes.
I have like my ex files and I should just go take pictures and put them on my Instagram.
100%.
Tay would love that.
Yeah.
I mean, you said she's not jealous.
Yeah. Let's put it to the test. Let's test the limits. Let's put it to the test. Okay. So Carl and Lindsay. 100% Tay would love that Yeah I mean You said she's not jealous Yeah bitch
Let's put it to the test
Let's test the limits
Let's put it to the test
Okay so Carl and Lindsay
Like I
I just feel like
I'm having an opposite reaction
To everyone
Like I'm actually upset about this
You're really upset
Well here's the thing
I have to kind of get
Mostly because I took their side
Last season
And now I just like
Look stupid
Oh well yes
That would
Yeah no I'm telling you
You were wrong to take their side
Their side is always
The wrong side
But now it's really confusing
Because I'm like They're both wrong Whose side their side Their side is always The wrong side But now it's really confusing Because I'm like
They're both wrong
Whose side do I take in this
I think she forced him
Into having this like
Really phony
Performative relationship
And he was just
Got sick of it
Wow
And because they said
In the reunion
But I just did exactly
What I said I do
You're saying something
And I'm like
That you disagree with
But like I was just like
Would you like to end the podcast and go to page
six literally till the checker storms off the set of the toast and then honestly i could use that
press i know let's do it get out get the i can't honestly the fact that you said that about the
earlier it's still bothering me get out get the fuck off my show take your lesbian ass out of here
your lesbian ass out of here homophobic homophobe i just um i feel like so they got into a huge fight they were in the middle of filming filming did not catch it he literally left montauk they were
at surf lodge and they got in such a big fight in front of danielle that he literally got in a cab
and drove back to new york city guys that's a major fight it's like City. Guys, that's a major fight. It's like a $400 Uber. That's a
crazy fight. Uber X. It's a $400 Uber X. Yeah, it's insane. So like they clearly weren't as
perfect as they were purporting to be. Of course. But I don't clown on anyone for like keeping their
relationship issues private. No, but when you're on a reality show. It's a job. I know. Okay, fine.
Some people like air out so much. It's like're married like keep it in the in the house touche touche that's what I think but I will say that I think it feels savage to cancel
a wedding three months before but also I tried to cancel or postpone my wedding you did yeah and uh
my wedding planner was like either cancel it or do it the postponing is stupid I was trying to like
pussyfoot get more time and I didn't have the balls yeah to cancel it because do it. The postponing is stupid. I was trying to like pussyfoot. Get more time. And I didn't have the balls to cancel it
because we were so far gone.
So I was like,
we'll just get married.
If it doesn't work out,
we'll get a divorce.
And that's exactly what happened.
And that's exactly what happened.
But I do feel as if like,
I have to have respect for Carl
for being like,
you know what?
I really don't think it's a good idea to go through.
Like,
I feel like it.
Canceling a wedding is so hard.
It sounds cruel,
but I actually think like cruel to be kind.
No, I agree.
It's better than to go into a marriage knowing you're not happy.
Right.
But it's, canceling a wedding is like so crazy.
No, it's major.
Especially a destination wedding.
Especially when it's going to be televised.
Oh, especially when you're like a famous person too.
That's like next level.
I mean, do you think.
I think this bought them, you know, this bought Summer House a couple of good seasons.
Yeah.
Do you think that he did it though because like he was so mad at her
and wanted to embarrass her or do you think he did it because it like in his core it was so
just like wrong and he's on this path of like self-revelation and I don't know you know yeah
like doing it on camera is like mean but it also is furthering Lindsay's career and he's actually putting her in
a really good spot like he's giving her the Ariana edit right she's kind of the
victim I had a conspiracy theory where I thought that like they were deciding to
break up and then she was like throw me a solid everyone hates me let's do this
together you can get away with murder honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that
was the case but we have to see like we really don't know I know I do feel
really bad I do too especially cuz. I do feel really bad.
I do too.
Especially because she was just like really in love and really happy.
And so wants to get married.
I know.
It is sad.
No.
It really makes me feel uncomfortable how I feel like empathy for her.
And you've never liked her.
I do not like this feeling.
That's so funny.
I don't mind her.
I've just known enough people.
I'm also not like a devoted Summer House fan.
I've just known enough people who have known her IRL,
who have told stories.
And I've also met her a lot in person.
And it's hot and cold.
It's, you know, she's very like really, really up in your face and friendly.
Or she's just like really randomly scary.
And it's just, it's, I can't imagine having to live with someone like that.
It's like an emotional rollercoaster.
Interesting.
I don't think I've ever met her.
Yeah.
I'm sure she would kiss your butt, which you love.
Which is the number one way to my heart.
I could just literally spread my cheeks.
Spread them.
Go kiss.
She'll go right to the hole.
Our fifth and final story is something like I wouldn't normally choose.
But I think it's funny.
Okay.
It's sports related.
Okay.
And I feel like you might know about it because your wife, like football season just begun
and there's so much drama.
We'll see.
Try me.
My eyes glaze over. Okay. So it has to do with Aaron Rodgers. Did you
hear what happened to him last night? No. Okay. So Aaron Rodgers is like this for anyone who like
doesn't know football. He's like kind of a major player. Major. Honestly like was one of the best
quarterbacks in the league. He's getting a little old but he's still like pretty major. Right. And
as of this year he's playing for the Jets which is like the craziest thing right the
Jets are like the loseriest team in the NFL I hate the Jets they can't get arrested my god like
they're so bad always and forever like to be a Jets fan is like a lifelong illness punishment yes
but this kind of prolific quarterback is joining our team so for the first time ever, there is hope.
There is excitement.
There is buzz around the Jets.
First game last night.
Aaron Rodgers likely done for the season
with the Achilles injury.
It's not good.
Yep.
So the Jets quarterback will undergo
an MRI exam today.
According to head coach Robert Sala,
after the Jets,
22,
at least they won.
It is believed
that the four-time MVP
is suffering from
an Achilles injury.
MRI is probably
going to confirm
what we think
is already going to happen,
so prayers tonight,
but it's not good.
I hurt for Aaron.
This is all the coach saying.
I hurt for Aaron
and how much he has
invested in all of this.
I'm still going to say a prayer
and still going to hold out hope.
He got tackled.
He got,
I think that's what they call a sack. He got sacked. And he had to be escorted off the field
in like a little golf cart. Oh my God. Do you think Shailene Woodley texted him? That's a good
question. They were one of my favorite couples. I do. I do too. She's like a deeply kind of like
granola. Yes. Yeah. Woo woo forever. Yeah. Like we shared souls yeah we shared souls put some sage on it you know
I'll send you my my psychics number I feel bad for him I feel like though I've been trained to
not like Aaron Rodgers I don't really know why my wife she's in control of all my football feelings
so like we just we hate him she hates him so I hate him I don't really don't know why I'm not
invested enough in football so I respect that he's a good player and I also respect that he
dates celebrities.
Like, I loved his involvement in The Bachelor.
You know, his brother won The Bachelor.
Yeah.
But they don't talk.
But they don't like each other.
They don't talk.
Then there were the Olivia Munn years.
Ooh, and I love her.
Then there were the Danica Patrick years.
I forgot about that.
Then there were the Shailene Woodley years.
And now there are the...
Nobody, I think.
The nobody years.
I just hate the Jets.
I personally.
I feel sympathy.
My hot boyfriend took me
to go to
my hot boyfriend took me
to a Jets game.
And it was the first time
in my life I ever got called
the C word.
By a fellow like fan?
Some guy was like
sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
And everybody in front of us
was standing.
So I was like sir
we have to stand.
Like it's just
it's a chain reaction.
Yeah.
And he was like shut up and sit down you I'm not even saying it c-u-n yeah you know
and it just like it really hit like a gump putt gut punch I don't know if I've ever been called
I am telling you you would know because when you get called a c-word by like kind of a stranger or
like out in public it's very like, it's such a crazy sharp word.
It's very,
so,
um,
I think I've been called the C word in like a fight with my sisters.
Like which one called you that?
I don't want to say,
but it was like a bad fight.
I can't even,
honestly,
I can't picture any of the girls saying it.
I've recently been saying that word.
I kind of love it.
I want to take it,
take my power back.
Oh,
I love it.
And if you put a Y on it,
it's fantastic.
Of course, very Erica Jane of you.
I also, I have a co-host
that says contasaurus
and I love that.
I like that too.
It doesn't even feel like
you're saying it, you know?
But you are.
You are.
So I went up and I screamed at him
and I said like,
you have a daughter?
And he's like, yeah, I do.
And I was like, you trash.
Your team is trash. You trash. Your daughter you trash your team is trash you trash your daughter's
trash everyone's trash you literally sound like a boston native you trash and then i tattled to
like i kind of do it's coming out did it come out yeah do it again uh you trash you trash i mean
boston you can really hear like with the a's and r We like flip them. Like we were going past. A thing called a barber spa.
I don't fucking know.
And my dad went.
Look.
A barber spa.
I said.
That is the most fucking Boston thing I've ever heard.
Barber spa.
But people think my dad is Australian.
It does. That's how thick his accent is.
Boston does have.
Yep.
An Australian resemblance.
Yes.
Oh no.
Don't judge my coke zero
You're such a fucking bitch
You sound like
Jemay
No you sound like
What's her name
Fat Amy from
Rebel Wilson
Oh no
Hi guy
Hi guy
I love Australian accent
Like I wish I could
Really do it
Oh Taylor Donahue she'll never
leave me for an australian it's guaranteed why she finds it when i watch below deck australia
she's like her ears are bleeding i haven't watched kept up with below deck but i've been hearing
there's like a big drama with fabulous with like production had to get involved there was a girl
who drank too much it was a real aisha what's her name Aisha Aisha oh sure Australian accent is turned and she
was like the hero right her and that other guy yeah they saved the girl they saved the girl
production actually saved the girl good for them and the showrunner is Darren Karp you know Darren
yes Darren Karp's girlfriend is the showrunner I didn't know that yes and so she really was the
hero the heroine thank god I know that was a Thank God. I know. That was a crazy situation. They really stepped in.
It was the way to handle a situation like that.
That was during Toast Break, and I was just like down a rabbit hole
watching so many clips.
I'm like, who is this guy?
And then that girl who was like apologizing for him,
and then she got fired too.
Good, bye bitch.
She was the, Laura.
What was her name?
Laura.
Laura.
She was the worst.
The worst.
The worst, yeah.
Well, you know, I could talk to you forever.
I love you.
I love you. Thank you so much for being here again, two weeks in a row. We so appreciate it. You know. The worst, yeah. Well, you know, I could talk to you forever. I love you. I love you, thank you so much for being here,
again, two weeks in a row.
We so appreciate it.
You know, honor and a privilege.
And if you guys liked what you heard here today,
I feel like I kind of took a back seat
and let you just kind of tell your stories,
and I liked it.
Well, thank you so much.
So if you liked what you heard here today,
she's got so many more stories,
and she's not afraid to repeat them.
Head over, Taylor hosts a free podcast,
it's called Taste of Taylor,
you can find it anywhere you get your podcasts,
it comes out every week. But she also does a daily show, it's on Patreon, it's $6.95 for a daily show, it hosts a free podcast, it's called Taste of Taylor, you can find it anywhere you get your podcasts, it comes out every week.
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