The Toast - That's Sooo True: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's doing well. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing well. How are you doing? I'm clearly amazing. Seems not well. I'm actually incredible. Like, I feel like this burden that's been on my shoulder for like a month has been lifted, you know? The first show of my special recording last night, Under My Belt, it went in creab. And like, there's really no feeling quite like that. I can't explain. Like when you have like a hurdle you've been looking, well, not even looking forward to, but like a hurdle on the horizon.

Yes, a hurdle on the horizon. In the name of today's episode. And the hurdle is behind me. And Bryce is in studio. Oh my God. If you're watching on YouTube, Bryce is moseying around. He's so excited to come to work today. He had a pep in his step.

There's nothing he loves more than walking in these city streets with his mom. And just like everybody's always remarking on the beauty of Bryce. Like that's actually not an exaggeration. No, by the way, I get like not to, you know, like I do get the same thing with you. Not to be like so like, no, that happens to me too. But like it does. I believe you because it is just the breed. They are quite remarkable looking. They're remarkable. And he's feeling himself. He's feeling New York City. He's feeling

his day and he's excited to be at work, which is new for him. I'm so happy Bryce is here. It's really added like a spirit to the energy of the studio that we haven't seen since you left town. Wow. You hear that, Bryce? You're a star. You're mommy mommy star it's really amazing to have him here it's really amazing to have you here actually I wanted to like make like a little speech if I could oh my god yeah you want to make a toast well yeah here I am a sustainable girly using our toast tumblr available at toastmerch.com and Jackie hates the planet I am using a recycled lid it's true yes this was Lizzie's lid and I used it after her because I too am sustainable. Yes, plastic straw queen.

Love that for you. Plastic straws compared to plastics in general are like 0.01% of the problem. So I'm not giving them up. I drink from every morning at home. I drink from my reusable cup with a plastic straw just to drive home the point. I hear that. but let me get to the toast. Oh yeah because you drank and I didn't pick your cup up. So first of all last night really was incredible like it was um it was like a moment for me like I'm not gonna like

get emotional but like it was really special like I did like I did amazing and it was such a good show and it was literally the best audience like ever and Jax, Margo and Ben were in the audience and like really having you there was so it was so special and I know like it was a journey for you to get here like you brought Harry and Harry as a cold and like it's like a whole thing I appreciate it so much like I was really thinking last night how like it would not have been the same if you weren't there and I trust your opinion like so deeply that like I I couldn't I was like should I have one button open or two like I couldn't make a decision without you and I was really glad that or two? Like I couldn't make a decision without you. And I was really glad that you were there. And I know you're coming in tonight. And I just really wanted to say thank you. Like it means a lot to me. And it was just a

great night. And it wouldn't have been the same without you, honestly. That's so sweet. I see your water in your eyes. You look like Harry's eyes. Because it really was such a great night. It was. I'm so excited to do it again, knowing that I have an amazing show under my belt. Like I like tonight will just be fun for you. It's the last show ever. This is the one that, like, all the friends are coming to, and then we can go out to dinner later. So it's just, like, the pressure is off.

The pressure's off. Because even if you stink tonight, which you won't, because when you're more relaxed, you do better, even if you had to just use what you recorded last night and not be able to edit anything, like, it would be an amazing special. I'm, like, really glad I did, too too because I think it relieves a lot of the pressure of like hitting every joke but if last night is the only one I use for the special I'll probably end up cutting both but if it's only one I use I will be so thrilled it would be enough for us

Diana it really would be enough so now I'm like feeling really relaxed I loved the way I looked which is really half the battle. Like when you feel insecure, like you do badly. It's just, I don't make the rules. It's just math. It was just an incredible night. Like it really was.

It was just, it was a night I'll really remember forever. It's up there with MSGT. Wow. And the show was at seven. So I literally got home and I'm showered by 930 and I watched three episodes of Yellowstone

and like the joy, I actually cannot put into words of like having this milestone behind me, getting into bed with like a fresh vagine heating pad on Theo next to me me and Ben watching Yellowstone there are just genuinely no words for that's what heaven is like for real like I imagine heaven is a big bed with your loved ones platonically unless you know you know um and just feeling at peace with a heating pad I love that I don't have a heating pad on this journey and um Bryce is like mom I literally needed one thing

and you forgot to pack it you but you packed 100 things for the other one yeah nothing for me no he Bryce was suffering he was what suffering he was suffering except he got to sleep with his mommy and he's a happy boy but yes I got to be in bed pretty early. And even though it was like a sick night of sleep with the baby, we actually got decent sleep considering we had enough time to conquer it. You know, I kind of love doing a show at seven o'clock. There's also nothing better than doing a show and sleeping in your own bed. It doesn't happen a lot.

It happens like when I do like Delaware, Jersey, obviously New York, Atlanta, because they have an 11 p.m. flight from Hartfield, Jackson, where I was actually once. The amusement park airport. I was literally mowed down there. I know. By a dumpster. It's one of the most traumatizing things that ever happened to me. I couldn't believe it.

Like. It sounds like a metaphor, like you like fry an ugly person. But no, like. What did you just call it? A dumpster. No, I was actually mowed down by a dumpster on wheels you know it sounds like a metaphor like i was mowed down by dumpster oh like it was a human but no it was an actual dumpster and it was this big you know those huge ones they like roll through

the airport and they put all the big garbages in it yeah i'm literally standing waiting at the gate and i'm literally run over. It was one of the top craziest things that ever happened to me in my life. Yeah. It was more so, it really hurt, but it was also the shock of like a huge metal thing like barreling into you. I'm sure. It was crazy.

I'm sure. And I'm just so excited to do it again tonight. Like I feel really, I feel great. I feel really great. I just feel great. I'm so glad for you. How do you feel? I feel good. I've got a lot going on, and. I'm so glad for you. How do you feel? I feel good.

I've got a lot going on. And this week isn't like turning out the way that I thought because Harry's sick. So I'm just like in sicklandia. But still happy to be here. Happy to support. And once tonight's over, like I don't care if I'm sick for whatever else I have this week. I'm going to be coming over.

Harry won't be sick much longer because I'll inhale all the snot out of him. Great. I don't even care. Great. Can you get sick from a snot out of him. Great. I don't even care. Great. Can you get sick from a kid? Like, yeah. Yes.

But just as easily as another adult? I feel like no. I guess not because the kids have weaker immune systems so what might make them sick wouldn't make an adult sick.

Right. But usually the other time that he was sick I got it a few days after him so that might still happen but that actually works

because it gives me enough time to take care of him right and then deal with myself nature is amazing they've thought of everything they've thought of everything you look stunning today thank you so much I really didn't like put my well it's day two of the spray tan which is like it's the best day it settled and I didn't have my spray tan foundation with me because you kind of sprung the spray tan on me in a positive way you surprised and delighted me so I didn't have like my other shade so yesterday I was like my makeup was not highlighting my spray tan but today it all works and so no you really look stunning thank you so much I'm surprised you're not more tan living in Florida like do you ever spend time outside no I've never laid out outside and you've such a great outdoor space in your house yeah it just hasn't happened for me yet but maybe maybe one day I don't know but I now that I live in Florida like I do like tan

looks every other day so that I show those legs yeah because so is that something like that's been a challenge for you like having to show your legs more frequently that's something I struggle with during the summertime no not really because also if I don't want to show them I just wear leggings like people do dress like I could wear this I do wear this you wear a turtleneck in Florida it's not this one's not really a turtleneck because it's so loose you know it's not like a cashmere turtleneck like no but it's a full turtleneck it's just a high neck I think no it's just a turtleneck that goes literally up to your chin no but there's like a slit here for breathability and it's you see it's loose I could always fold it over as well if I didn't get makeup on it well then it wouldn't be a turtleneck but it is now okay it's just like sure come for me

after the glowing things I said no you know me what the grunge giveth the grunge taketh away so true so true um so it's just another fabulous episode full in a fabulous week here at the toast I loved yesterday's episode I actually watched it in full when I got home because I'd like like an hour between when I had to get to the venue and the episode I was like what should I do and I watched it we were being so funny we were funny we are funny it's so true it's let's talk more about that anytime I say so true like to me even though that's like a normal thing to say what do you think of that fabletics well no what was that oh no that's not even fun fab fit fun the first time when we were doing the breath the first time we tried to like

record an ad no i think of courtney kardashian like in that variety interview when kim said get your fucking so true yeah so true no that fab fit fun which we haven't told the story in a while yeah no but that one was so expensive okay so no was it expensive it was expensive so the first time we ever ever sold an ad on our show when we were called the morning breath we had to like pre-record in the studio and it was like the first time we'd ever read ad copy and so Jackie and I are in this studio with Olivia and the copy was dumb like it was dumb and like we were reading it like so many times and we were we were like being actress you know like doing effervescent and we were also just like like laughing at each other oh my god like saleswomen we had to do it 500 times because we couldn't stop laughing and

then like we started to just like put weird intonations on certain words so we were talking about how at the fab is fabfitfun still in business i feel like i haven't heard of them in a while i haven't either but i think that they are. But they were like an influencer hot. I think that it's just like the algorithm left them behind. So basically the concept is like you get this box every season full of full-sized items like beauty, wellness, lifestyle. Yeah, they're there.

And they're doing 12 days of Fat Fit Fun. Oh, okay. And you can carry. This isn't an ad. You can carry your perfect winter box. Whatever. So the point of the copy was like, you're going to get these items that are so expensive, but you're only going to pay $49.99 for the box.

And we said it over and over again by the end. So expensive. It just got longer and longer. So expensive. And ever since then, I haven't been able to say the word so normally. That's so true. Right. But no, now I'm thinking of variety interview.

Only when I say so true. Yeah, that's like a, that's like such a funny, um, like that's not what, no, because that moment went viral. Not for what Courtney said. Like, no, but Courtney's just been there. So true. Anytime you say something and I say so true, I feel like Courtney. That's a good one. I didn't think of that. Um, but we've got a great show. We actually have great stories, some tragic news. Oh my gosh. So tragic. Happened when you were on stage last night. Sometimes when you were on stage last night sometimes i'll be on stage like something crazy will happen i remember um

when carly claus and what's the less famous brother i can never remember when they got married like it was a surprise and i got off stage i remember i was in cleveland and i was like where they got married like sometimes crazy shit happens when i'm on stage i'm only on stage for like an hour hour and a half it's like the world knows it's like prime time it's like you know seven o'clock yeah no that's true that's so true it's so true title of today's episode what did I say the other one was something that always happened hurdle on the horizon so true that there's love that um so yeah we've got a great show. Nothing else to really talk about

because everyone in New York is talking about my show. So true. It is. It's so true. It is. It's so true. But being in New York, like the city is just like so darling this week.

Oh, you're not here on Sunday. I don't know if you know this. And I usually hate when like the city lawmakers do this, like down streets for no reason but the next two Sundays in December they are closing down Fifth Avenue and there's like a bunch of Christmas displays all day it's actually a really cute concept even though it's gonna like make mayhem and traffic for everyone um so you're not here on a Sunday but how much of Fifth Avenue like a decent chunk like the good chunk where all the stores are and where the Christmas is like by the plaza. And so can you walk in the middle of the street?

Oh, so it's like a street fair of Christmas tings. Right. And there's like hot treats and things. That's really cute. I know. Harry would love it. You should go. Maybe, yeah.

Take Theo. A feast for the senses. A feast. It actually is like torture. Like I'm going to make him walk past like these lights and bushes that he can't pee on. Not for you. And snacks that he can't eat. I'm like, get out of here. Much too good for Theo. So I'm going to make him walk past like these lights and bushes that he can't pee on. Not for you. And snacks that he can't eat. I'm like, get out of here.

Much too good for Theo. So I wish you could have seen that. And I actually think that's a cute idea. It is cute. I hope that the city dwellers like it. Yeah, the dwellers.

Yeah. I guess without further ado. I guess. We could get into, do you want, are you going to recap Yellowstone a little bit more at the end of the show?

Sure. I do have some thoughts. I mean, I'm sure I'll weave it into whatever we talk about today. I'll want, are you going to recap Yellowstone a little bit more at the end of the show? Sure. I do have some thoughts. I mean, I'm sure I'll weave it into whatever we talk about today. I'll make Kirstie Alley about Yellowstone. Because she should have been

on the show. 100%. And that's the only thing that's missing from the show. 100%. Without further ado, where is Brew? He's with his mommy at work

being an amazing angel and it's such a joy to have such a joyous love here with mommy. Here are the past five stories that you need to know. And today's episode is brought to you. I love an episode. There's nothing like them.

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after a short battle with cancer. The famed actress Kirstie Alley has died at the age of 71 after a short battle with cancer. The famed actress Kirstie Alley has passed away. Her children announced the news Monday evening with a statement shared via Kirstie's social media accounts saying, quote, she passed away after a battle with cancer only recently discovered. She was surrounded by her closest family and fought with great strength, leaving us with a certainty of her never-ending joy of living and whatever adventures lie ahead. We are grateful to the incredible team of doctors and nurses at the mofit cancer center for their care you know i haven't thought of kirstie alley probably in 10 years like she hasn't crossed my mind but i was so sad when i heard this because

and i guess i never really even really like sat down and thought at a glance like how much of an impact her work really had on me yeah at a young age like her my like literally one of my favorite movies from childhood that really just reminds me of like our family is Look Who's Talking with with Adele Dazeem and it's lit and I think there's a sequel to it's such a good movie and you reminded me last night she's the iconic camp counselor and it takes two with Mary-Kate and Ashley original counselor and there's just like so much of her work I think I think she was in Cheers and that's what most people I didn't watch Cheers but her work like really um was like a part of my childhood and I feel like I felt so I felt like such an overwhelming sadness which I

felt surprised by because I haven't even really thought about her like in years and then she did Weight Watchers which was iconic yeah and I don't know I just feel really sad because obviously 70 is young and she had just discovered she had cancer and it's just like a really sad story it's a really sad story she was also in Veronica's Closet which is um something that she had a lot of fame for in her early career where which was before our time more recently she was in Scream Queens do you remember that season oh you know I never made it all the way through scream queens i know that's crazy because like everyone loves it so good i should just watch it because i'll it's like yellowstone and downtown abbey and reading yeah but then you'll just be sad that there's no more but then it's coming back yeah no that's the

thing about really good shows that like never took off you don't even want to recommend them like recommending the society to someone like getting them so invested like you're gonna ruin their life a hundred percent but you could get them to your side. Right. Of caring. Yeah. Also, she was in like a lot of iconic movies, like Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Have you seen that one? No. The, about the pageant? I think that you have. About the pageant? With Kirsten Dunst? No. Kirst.

Kirsten and Kirstie. It's like a small town pageant. And there's like murder. Oh no. It's murder mystery. No,en and Kirstie. It's like a small town pageant. And there's like murder. Oh no. It's murder mystery. No, I never heard of that. It's really good. My Kirstie Alley like references are really,

it takes two and look who's talking. I loved the movie. Look who's talking. Like I, we, we had it on VCR for sure. And we watched it like a million times. Yeah. Her IMDB like never ends. Yeah.

No, that's, um, it's um it's really sad and oh and by the way you know what her son's name is Rip I saw that because he posted on social media and so a lot of people she was ahead of her time a lot of people were looking at it for his tribute and his name is Rip which I was literally talking about yesterday I'm gonna name my son Rip even though it says that her son's name is William True Stevenson and her daughter's name is Lily Price Stevenson that That's so interesting. Okay so maybe William named his son Rip. Someone has named Rip. Let me search. Just someone no someone posted it in Toast After Dark. Like are you sure it's not Rip Kirstie Alley? No Jackie.

Oh my god how dumb do you think I am? Really dumb apparently. I just searched Rip. Okay here. really dumb apparently i just searched rip okay here her daughter named her son so kirstie alley's grandson how old is the son the grandson because like a baby so it's from yellowstone i mean it could be but the name did exist before and to update what i said from yesterday rip is usually short for ripley believe it or not ripley that's your name yeah it is there's just like rip i don't give a rip you know like i absolutely name your son rip because i've been nearly calling him i'd be like rip no you know i always rip it's time for rip i want your dinner now and then you call your other son theo dinner yeah no i just want to say i feel like we get on this show a lot and like really I want your dinner now. And then you call your other son, Theo dinner. Yeah, no.

I just want to say, I feel like we get on this show a lot and like really talk about how many benefits there are and how proud we are to be Jewish. But there's one thing like that there's a little bit of a drawback and it's like you're limited in your name options because like I can't be out here naming, you know, Walker Rip, you know. Rip Walker Soffer. Yeah. Like you have to really like do like a jewish name whether it's

like biblical or familial like that's why when people like you'll know someone's jewish when you hear their name you're never gonna meet obviously like a jew named christian or like right no but there are a lot of these like newfangled names like they just don't the modern names like mckinley it's like mckinley goldberg like you're never gonna hear that like william mckinley it's kind of classic it's true but will McKinley was not Jewish no but it's not a newfangled name technically okay but you know you know the names from the chalkboard Hawthorne yeah like of course yeah like we can't use those names as Jews no there's also like one other thing that I don't like about being Jewish. The rapid anti-Semitism. No, I know.

But I actually love Jewish wedding ceremonies. Like I think all the things that you do are like so special. But you don't say I do. You know, like we're just raised watching movies. It's like I do. I do. You actually don't say I do. You could work it into your ceremony if you want to.

Well, it depends. But like the ones we had, like you really can't. Well, I mean, there's a lot of room for customization. Yeah. Customize. But I'm also very traditional. Like I wanted to do. I feel like I said I never thought about if I did or I didn't.

You didn't. I didn't. Actually, like, you know. So am I even married? No. Actually, I forgot to wear my ring today. Me too. Oh, my God.

Oops. Rip. Oops. Rip. Hey. No, but me and Ben actually, we did vows. You don't really do vows in Jewish. So we did customize it a little bit. And the final line, actually, of my vow, people were cracking up. Do you remember?

No. I said to Ben, you know, I've always dreamed of saying I do to someone exactly like you until I learned that saying I do is not a thing that Jewish people say. So even though nobody asked, I do. That's beautiful. When I tell you, Rabbi Luchstein, cackling, cackling, cackling. He didn't know what he was in for. Because he's like a really religious rabbi.

And I was like, we want to do vows. He's like, what? He's like, yeah, we want to say something to each other. He's like, okay. Yeah. And I don't think he was prepared for the comedy the emotion the realness was very raw but also hysterical he said it's raw he said rip this is raw he did say that i heard it i heard it too damn well i don't know how he got here but i'm deeply sad about Kirstie Alley. Oh, yeah. Me too. And I now want to go back and watch some of her stuff, but I'm sure we'll see a lot of

tributes, which is always kind of a nice way to remember someone. Yeah. Especially someone who was taken too soon. Yes. And such an icon. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. I am not.

Oh, clearly. I'm ready. It's just I have to do things on my phone today. Long story. You did things on your phone yesterday, too. When I'm in New York just I have to do things on my phone today long story the man involved you did things on your phone yesterday when I'm in New York

I have to do it on my phone what are you going to bring your iPad here for yeah yeah yeah the man involved in the shooting of Lady Gaga's dog walker has been sentenced to 21 years

in prison one of the people charged in the shooting and robbery of Lady Gaga's dog walker last year has been sentenced to 21 years in state prison the LA County District's

Attorney Office said on Monday James Howard Jackson pleaded no contest to one count of attempted murder and admitted the allegation of conflicting great bodily injury and to a prior strike as part of the settlement the da's office said in a statement oh he had a prior the dog walker ryan fisher was walking lady gaga's three french bulldogs on february 24th 2021 when he was accosted and shot the attackers fled and stole two of the dogs Koji and Gustav two of the men jumped out of the car and began to choke and hit Fisher who

struggled against the attackers the complaint said one of the men then shot the dog walker and then the trio fled with the two dogs the dog walker was critically injured but survived the attack and the missing dogs were later returned to Lady Gaga after she offered a $500,000 reward for them the plea agreement holds Mr. Jackson accountable for perpetrating a cold-hearted violent act and provides justice for our victim you know this is oh and remember that he was released the perp was accidentally released from custody in april due to what officials called a clerical error moronic but was found in august and taken back into custody. Good. So, and now he has this 21-year sentence in prison. You know what?

I remember when we reported on this, it was such an upsetting story. Like, so, so disgusting. And so, you'd love to see the justice system doing its thing, finally. But, you know, my new thing is, like, really measuring people's... Sentences? Against the Chrisley one. I know that sounds crazy. And I know it's different states and it's different laws.

One's federal. I get it. But it's like 21 years and you literally tried to murder someone. And he gets half the time for like stealing some money from a bank, you know? Yeah. And I'm not saying that to like invalidate what he did because it is a crime. But it's just interesting when you like compare people's sentences because honestly the sentencing in this country like kind of makes no sense.

Makes no sense. I compare things to the sentencing for hate crimes and anti-Semitic hate crimes in New York. Well in New York they just let them go. Yeah. And they do it again. And again and again. You know that's like because it is different in every state and like the laws are different um so i think this is a fabulous really fabulous sentence and i'm i'm glad that

this chapter ended but it's so interesting when you just compare people sentences you know right and also i feel like there was so much outpouring of support when this happened which was really amazing but it felt like there was so much um almost more care for these dogs than the dog walker. Remember she like offered the reward for the dogs. But like what about the human in the hospital for his life? And I have to assume that Lady Gaga like covered all the expenses for him. And they never released that because she's not like tacky like that. But I have to assume that like her and I'm going to choose to believe that like they're actually very close.

And she was very upset. And she paid for all that. Maybe she even recovered in a house that she rented for him by the beach you know yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna assume that honestly I am because Lady Gaga seems cool like that yeah no it's not like a lady I'm not I don't have public perception yeah just like even you know you hear there are stories of like crime stories robberies even murders in LA and like where the perpetrators yeah the assailants. But like this one, there was dogs involved and everyone's like. No, it's true.

But it was also because it was Lady Gaga. Yeah. And also like we need to protect the dogs too. We absolutely have to. It was just like a really fucking upsetting story when it happened. Yes. Because this is, first of all, a human being. Mm-hmm.

And then to take your violence out on animals is another level. Yeah. Another level. That was just, this has been like a crazy saga. When they let him out, I'm like, how fucking dumb can you be?

Yeah, yeah. You literally have one job when it comes to like an inmate. It's like, keep them in. Yeah. It's not an outmate. It is a case of justice being served.

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Sequel news. Oh, okay. Cameron Diaz signs up for the holiday sequel with the original cast reviving their roles after the retired star announced her surprising return to acting. Now, 16 years later, it's been reported that the holiday is set for a sequel with stars Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and Jack Black. Iconic. All on board.

Now, let me ask you a question. Who would you think is the oldest of those four people? That's a really good question let me think who looked the oldest 20 years ago when the movie came out Cameron Diaz Jude Law Kate Winslet Jack Black I'm gonna say Kate Winslet is the youngest oh what she's younger than Cameron Diaz okay and who's the oldest Jack Black that was gonna be my second guess. Let me give you the ages. Cameron Diaz is 50. Iconic queen. Jude Law is 49.

Still hot. Kate Winslet is 47. Ethereal. And Jack Black is 53. Legend. But the legend of the rent was way past due. Yeah! Get off your ass.

Let's do some math, math, math, math, math, math. The original movie, written and directed by Nancy Meyers told the tale of a Surrey-based journalist, Iris, Kate Winslet. Surrey County? Surrey. Surrey County. Cruz. Surrey County, where LaDame is from.

No, Surrey in the UK. No, I know, I know. Sorry. It was like a funny joke. My God. Don't forbid you to go along with it. You're crossing your wires. I was like a funny joke. My God. Don't forbid to go along with it. You're referencing, you're crossing your wires. Who swaps homes.

I'm getting my wires crossed. Cause you were crossing them. Cause the wires were crossed. Okay. They swap homes. You know. Love and heartbreak follows. Um,

so actually there've been like so many. it's heartbreak then love. I feel like over the, like the last 20 years since the movie came out and like the fandom of the movie is like grown and grown there have been so many different like conversations being had it's like what actually happens in the end like do they all just Kate Winslet really stay in LA like where does everyone end up like we know they end up together but like physically geographically where do they move and actually I was just watching a TikTok of someone who's like, I figured it out.

Because Jude Law obviously has to stay in London. And Cameron Diaz can work remote. So she probably went to London. And then Jack Black and Kate Winslet probably do like transatlantic travel. What was her job? He scored movies, right? Or she scored movies. Who scored movies?

He did. He did. He scored movies. And? Or she scored movies. Who scored movies? He did. He did. He scored movies and she worked at the newspaper. But then she definitely doesn't work there anymore. For that wench, that male wench. Yeah, I don't know if they ended up like quitting or whatever, but she definitely doesn't work there anymore. She probably got a job at like the LA Times.

Great. Canceling people for a living. They could be in LA. Yeah, right. But then it's like, don't the four of them like want to be together and like no they don't fucking know each other well he's a brother and those are her her nieces so that's why that's why the tiktoker had thought that like Jack Black and Kate Winslet probably do like half the year in LA and half the year in London that's cute yeah but

so you think everyone's still together for sure I think if there was no sequel I would say everyone's still together but I think they're gonna have to like make something happen and I think everyone's still together? For sure. I think if there was no sequel, I would say everyone's still together. But I think they're going to have to make something happen. And I think it's going to be Cameron Diaz and Jude Law. Really? I think that Kate Winslet and Jack Black were more stable. I agree. But he has a kid. Who?

Jude Law. So it's like you can't really like. You're more serious with who you settle down with because you're bringing them in front of your kids. For sure. But like it's still a ten-year relationship is still successful okay but are they gonna get back together at the end of the sequel I don't know I kind of like hate a sequel for a movie that's so perfect right unless like you keep everyone together in happy relationships and there's just like a different variant coming in and maybe it's like Omicron

Delta but maybe it's something like someone else are switching houses right the maybe their neighbor or something and they're just kind of like adjacent to it yeah I like that but honestly I I don't know if this is a hot take but like I'm not really here for this or they like Cameron Diaz moved to Surrey Kate Winslet moved to LA and now they're switching houses. Their families are switching houses for this holiday. That's good. Or Jude Law's kid is probably like 20 now.

Maybe the kid is holiday. Like maybe she and her. But then like why is Cameron Diaz signing on to be like an ancillary character? No, totally. She's retired from acting. She doesn't get out of bed

for just nothing. I think their stable families are switching again. That's actually really cute. and maybe she falls in love over there and Nancy Myers is involved yes I think so yeah I mean she has to be yeah there's yeah honestly nothing will really ruin like the sanctity and like the the um legacy of a film more than a reboot even a good one like it just something about not having a reboot these days like makes you cooler. Like you live in, like.

But there's no reason why it has to be bad. You know what I mean? Like why can't Nancy Meyers sit down to write a movie about, she has like four leading people. No, that's true.

And there's just gonna be a little bit of holiday in between. Nancy Meyers really, like she doesn't just put out a movie for the sake of putting out a movie. Even if it feels like a movie.

And it often does. So I have to assume like if she's on board, like it will be a stunning project, just like a beautiful movie, like a classic of Nancy Meyers. I'm even on a Nancy Meyers since the intern. Oh no, Home Again. That one stunk. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon, like being a pedophile.

Yeah. Not my fave. Not my favorite concept from Nancy, but you know, everyone's entitled to an off year. You know, she was in her flop era. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways I think this is exciting news. I don't think Cameron Diaz would sign on for anything less than stellar.

I think all of these people actually have a really high bar. Jack Black doesn't even work that much unless it's something fantastic. So I think this is going to be great. And I think this is what we need. We need greatness. No. And we need like wholesome delicious content. Like Jack Black is really America's sweetheart. And so is Cameronz and so is Kate Winslet and the other two are UK

sweethearts so we need to swap totally yeah so this just feels like exactly what we as a society need right now I agree and that agrees that movie is perfect I love the holiday and you know what's so funny I actually haven't seen it in full up until a few years ago yeah you weren't ready I wasn't ready your time it's so good I need to watch it again so true it's one I would say it's the best holiday movie I'd have to sit and think on that should we pull a list of holiday movies yeah like love actually is up there I probably haven't seen all of like the top ones that people regard, but like The Family Stone was great,

but I still think The Holiday is the best one. You name me one and I'll tell you if any of them are better. Okay. Top holiday movies. Miracle on 34th Street. I'm sure it's great, but no. Four Christmases.

I actually just tuned that on the other day. Four Christmases. It's with Vince on the other day christmas is with vince vaughn and reese witherspoon okay you know what else we know what's up there though like elf that's probably one of the best movies yes yes yes it's a wonderful life polar express the grinch the grinch is up there as well the grinch might out of everything i've read so far might be my number one but you know home alone of course and the second one you know what about the grinch i feel like hollywood like thinks that they're due for a Grinch update that's like one of those movies like Beauty and the Beast they do it again and Jim Carrey's version for me that will

always be the Grinch yeah but I feel like for our kids it won't be I feel like there'll be a new one soon there was a new one just recently that was animated but it got like the whole the works they have the Kylie collab like oh no that no still like I need like a real life I feel like they're gonna redo it with matthew like they did the matthew morrison one but i thought that's what you were gonna reference i think the grinch is like on hiatus for a second so which is good i think it should be i think like in perpetuity the jim carrey one should be the one and if they want to redo it it has to be with jim carrey yeah oh um like the there's bad santa and then there's also the other

santas like uh fred claus i love those ones what do they call him like yeah there's Bad Santa and then there's also the other Santa's like Fred Claus. I love those ones. What do they call him? Like, yeah, there's like three of them. Yeah. Whatever. With Tim Allen. Yeah.

What the fuck are those movies called? Tim Allen Christmas. Hold on. Let me think. It's like Mr. Claus or something. And then they did Fred, the brother, Vince Vaughn. The Santa Claus. Oh, that's and the Santa Claus is. Oh, they could have done. The Santa Claus. Oh, that's it? And the Santa Claus is.

Oh, they could have done better with the name. Yeah. But I stand by what I said. I think the holiday is probably the greatest holiday movie of all time. For me, my number one is The Grinch. It's just a different vibe. You're a mean one.

You really are a... Mr. Shrice. You really are a crunch. You're as mean as Santa Vang That's a good Like kids movie right Or is it a little scary No it's good

Okay Great lesson And iconic Jenny From Gossip Girl Is in it Yep Also that new one

Is now Probably a good Christmas movie For kids Yeah the Oh Spirited yeah So I'm happy about this reboot I'll see

It remains to be seen But if Nancy Meyers is on I trust her implicitly Are you ready for our next story A little more movie news So I'm happy about this reboot. I'll see. It remains to be seen. But if Nancy Meyers is on, I trust her implicitly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our next story? A little more movie news.

Yeah. Margot Robbie improvised a scene for the opportunity to kiss Brad Pitt in her new movie. Love that for her. Margot Robbie admits that she persuaded Babylon director Damien Chazelle, I hope they got Babel as a sponsor, to get her and Brad Pitt's characters to kiss in their movie. Of course. I mean, if you're going to be like in a movie with Brad Pitt and not kiss him. What are you doing?

What are you doing? She said that wasn't in the script. But I thought, when else am I going to get the chance to kiss Brad Pitt? I'm just going to go for it. She convinced the director to let her lock lips with Brad, arguing that she thought it was what the characters would do in the scene. She said, quote, not her gaslighting everyone on set. Like, no, it was what the characters would do in the scene she said quote not her gaslighting everyone on set like no it's what the character requires like if a man did this of course barf no but because Margot Robbie did it Stan queen yeah

she said Damien I think Nellie would just go up and kiss Jack and Damien was like well she could wait hold on you just want to kiss Brad Pitt and I was like oh so sue me this opportunity might never come up again and he was like it does work for the character and I was like I think so let me tell you how much I appreciate Margot Robbie like acknowledging the fact that like even if you're an actor and you're kissing someone like a kiss is a kiss I hate when actors like gaslight us into being like it's just the work no like it is the work but you are kissing another human being and I love that Margot Robbie's like married and was like using this as an excuse to be like let me just kiss Brad Pitt you know it's like it really is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I love that she recognized that yes she also

said she was satisfied when she did get to kiss him but she also was pleasantly surprised when the director realized that the intimate moment between the characters really did work for the scene right so she's serving herself but then out here serving the whole film you know not even on purpose it's a win for everyone he was like do it again that really works that is so beautiful margot robbie she's literally just one of us just one of us i also love that she's married and she's not only like was this her internal monologue but she's telling everyone like it's just funny it's funny and relatable i'm sure her and her husband are fighting about it at home right now because like but don't you think the fact that like she would go on and tell this story like means that like they have a healthy like work

that's something that's what like I see that's what I don't like it's like you to a point but then because I'm also like how could someone like not be upset about that unless like he's Brad Pitt is like her whole past no see that's what I really don't like when when celebrities actors talk about this part of their work. They totally diminish it. And they don't even acknowledge it. It is weird. Even though it's fake, you're still in real life touching someone else's lips with your own.

So there has to be an element of weirdness. And I wish people would be more open about that. I'm sure. I don't know why this is coming to mind. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I watched a new Amazon Prime movie with. What the fuck is her name? Kristen Bell.

Is that her name gossip girl yeah Ben Platt Princess Anna Allison Janney haven't heard the people we hate at the wedding uh I think I saw the title um isn't that the same thing as table nine table 19 no it was a different concept it was kind of cute and funny Ben hated it and like it was dumb at some points and like honestly this pains me to say because cause like I actually love him, but like Ben Platt was probably the worst part of the film and he was not right for it. Um, however, it was a cute film. Where am I going with this? Oh, because you know, she's always like, you know, everyone knows her and Dax Shepard, like love, love, love. And this movie, she's like making out a lot, like fucking

in closets. And I just couldn't like, you can't tell me that like, even in the slightest, even in the slightest it doesn't like bother to act shepherd like of course you're used to it but like if you were to really ask him to his core it's a human thing i think for them it probably works because they're both actors but like if you're if only one person is like getting to rendezvous also if it were me i mean it wouldn't be me but if it were I wouldn't watch it but it's like the fact that I can't watch it means it's because there's something wrong with it right so if it was me and Ben was an actor like kissing other women oh my god first of all I'd literally fucking kill myself um but I'm the type of person like I know I shouldn't watch it but I would just to make myself sick because I like to self like I like to hurt myself yeah no I'm the type

of person if I don't see it, it doesn't exist. No, that's, that's really smart. But then if like everyone was talking about it. It's in the press,

they're talking about it on the toast. Yeah, and then if you turn a blind eye, like maybe I would have seen that there was chemistry between them. Right,

years later, you wish you had seen it. Yikes, as I said, it couldn't be me. Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.

Should not. Should not. Right, Bryce, what would you do if you saw Magnolia kissing another? You say, fuck she's a whore that's what he would say bryce has a foul mouth it wasn't my words it was his he does have a foul mouth he's disgusting anyway so like a sailor margot robbie is out on her press tour being a relatable queen and what's this film it's obviously gonna be like oscar babylon sponsored by babble no but like what's the concept oh let me google babylon film concept i feel like are the oscars coming up

like i feel like we're like three months away this is a margot robbie brad pitt is like an oscar vibe yes of course follows a young mexican man in the 1920s who has aspirations of working in hollywood but when he falls in love with a crazed rising star, his life becomes one giant whirlwind. Oh, that sounds good. Babylon will be Paramount's big Oscar entry in 2022. Yeah, no, Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt. It's like... Recipe for success.

Yeah. Can't wait to see it. Can't wait to see it. Speaking of what everyone's seeing, a new study has come out, and it will be our fifth and final story. Parks Associates has just put out a new study about the top streaming services that consumers are using. I was really shocked by what the number one was

because if I hadn't seen it and I would have had to guess what the number one streaming service is, I might say like, honestly, like just Netflix, like because it's so global. I would say Netflix and Netflix has been number one for the last three years okay so this year this year the number one streaming service is

tnn plus no it's a prime video makes you think it does and i was really shocked but then you made a really good point like i feel like people like use amazon so much like for shopping they probably have Prime and don't even know it like honestly I cannot tell you when the fuck I signed up for Prime Video but I have it same I don't even remember when I signed up for Amazon Prime like it was in college because my Amazon account is like literally linked up to my like high school email account same not only do I think a lot of people are Prime Video members without realizing or Amazon like gives it to them for free and it's always running specials. But I think, you know, people don't like to put their information into a lot of different systems.

And so everyone uses Amazon. Amazon has your name and your credit card. And it's like, oh, and I wanted to watch that show I like. Charge it. Right. And I know a lot of people use Amazon. You can subscribe to other streaming platforms through Amazon. That's really smart.

So it does make sense the more I thought about it. But I was really shocked that it was Prime. It felt so random because also Prime hasn't had like a cult show like go viral

in a really long time. Like I feel like all the shows that are so popular like Hulu has a lot of shows that go viral and they got nominated for like Oscars

and I mean Golden Globes obviously like Wednesday right now on Netflix is popping off. Bridgerton. Like they have like a million things that go crazy viral and I'm like what does Amazon even make Samurai Turn Pretty yes so that would like

probably compete with Bridgerton they had that new Chris Pratt show I don't know Jack something oh the river terminal yeah um people loved oh okay there's more I mean when they did not make a season three of that country club show Red Oaks that's when they Did not make a season Three of that Country club show Red Oaks That's when they Lost me

Like that was The best show Not to give you Something to watch That like will Make you sick Because there's Not a third season

It was so good Red Oaks Yeah And they also Just have a lot Of other content Like that they've Snatched up

Right and I guess Now that I think About it If me and Ben Are gonna like Stay in and watch A movie And like we're

Gonna buy Like a rent to film I'll do it on Amazon Yeah and Even though I have Apple TV I don't really like to buy on the iTunes store I don't know why I think I buy on iTunes I know because I think like I'll find something on iTunes that'll be like maybe it's free on Prime and then I'll go to Prime and it's not free but I'm already there you know yeah why go back actually you have to put like a five digit code it's really

fucking annoying yeah but that's easier than remembering a password yeah Yeah. Yeah. Because if the code's meant for me, it will find me. But the new thing on Apple TV is like when I want to buy something, I could just click a button on my phone. Like they're like, you can put in your password or confirm on your phone. Then I get this little notification. I just press yes.

Interesting. Yeah. They're really innovating over at. I also feel like your streaming habits really depend on what interface you use. Like I use an Apple TV but for a while I used a Fire Stick and then I did everything through Amazon just because they obviously make it the easiest to do that so by that logic I feel like Apple TV would be bigger was Apple TV even on the list of like top 10 because their streaming service is fucking irrelevant

yeah their streaming service is really stupid and bad it's stupid bad and embarrassing and if it weren't for Ted Lasso, no one, no one. I have, I have Apple TV for one month a year and then I move on. Yeah. No,

like every once in a while there's something there was like, they had my mind in me. So I popped on, but it's worthless. No. And it should be a lot better because I would argue like most young people gravitate towards Apple TV over like a Roku or anything. Yeah, I have an Apple TV, but you couldn't catch me on Apple TV Plus. No, they're always trying.

Like they're always sliding me up to the top. Apple TV Plus. Fuck off. Yeah. OK, so number two is Netflix, which, you know, is expected to considering it was one the last few years. But like, will this trend downwards continue? I don't know.

Who knows? They spend a lot of money and they also had like they had a few really great years because of COVID. But now, one, everybody's beefing up their competition and two like people are like turning on Netflix like they're just like done with it no because like it's been around for so long and it's been like the go-to and I feel like a lot like when I go to Netflix I know I'm not gonna find something you know what I mean yes it's like I still pay for it scrolling yeah yeah number three is Hulu. Hulu kills it. Yeah.

Their interface still sucks. Yep. But their content. And like if you're in the middle of an episode, they'll throw you back to the beginning. It's like. No. Why would anyone want to watch this again? The interface is unwell.

But they have like a lot. Like Pam and Tommy was great. They have a lot of really good original content. The. Tell me lies. Tell me lies. The Kardashians. The Kardashians. Kardashians.

They have good shit. Yep. And they do great with live TV. Like people, now I know a lot of people, excuse me, one, two, three. Plus Gazint.

A lot of people like rely on Hulu to watch like the next morning, like Dancing with the Stars. But like ABC, they have live sports now. They kill it in live TV. Then number four is Disney Plus. Makes sense. It's a solid streamer. it's a solid streamer it's a solid streamer not for me within the disney family yeah yeah number five

hbo max i started um i'm all caught up on the new season of uh sex lives of college girls it's so good i'm so excited i'm gonna wait till it's done i know it was really frustrating i watched the first maybe four or five so it wasn't terrible it's really it'm going to wait till it's done. I know it was really frustrating. I watched the first maybe four or five. So it wasn't terrible. It's really, it's a stellar show. Like it's, it's a perfect show. And Pauline Chalamet is the queen. Like the way I'm obsessed with her when I feel like she would have been the character I hated. Is the show suffering because the brother's not there anymore? No, I completely forgotten. There's like a new hot guy who moved in next door. Who's like into Kimberly and like it's everything. Can't wait. Yeah. Six ESPN plus. moved in next door who's like into kimberly and like it's everything can't wait yeah six espn plus what by the way you know what's embarrassing is that apple tv plus is below espn plus like that's

crazy yeah but here's what's crazy then seven is paramount plus eight is apple tv and nine is peacock so like paramount plus is bigger than peacock that makes sense really paramount plus like is kind of everything what do you watch there rupaul's drag race yellow yellow i watch it on peacock it's a paramount show no i know but i'm telling you i literally just had to pay 9.99 because i was not watching commercials i think the first time i watched it i watched it on peacock too maybe they host it no it's not on paramount i'm telling you literal the paramount network i know like i watch it on YouTube TV on cable, yeah. No, that's a really good call.

I feel like Paramount Plus actually is in a pretty good spot for being the newest one on that list. And they do kind of, they kill it. They have the Jersey Shore. They have a lot of stuff. Number 10 is Starz. What? Like I've never even, like I know Starz has a network.

I didn't even know they had a streaming service and they're one spot below Apple TV Plus. I feel like the point of this discussion as a story was not Apple TV. But now like it's actually like embarrassing. Yeah. I'm like where's Discovery Plus? Next year they'll be bigger because of the Coppola sisters. Trust me.

That show is. Changing hearts and minds. It's doing things. It's doing things too. And I'm a few episodes behind. I see some of the headlines and I like need to go and watch it. I saw a headline too. They obviously like, you know, it's so funny how the media can really make you like think

people are annoying and stupid. And then like you really need to look at it through a lens because it was like Olivia's sister Sophia resents Olivia's fame. Like it was just like it was such a dumb headline. And I'm like, I was about to be like eye roll. And then I was thinking to myself, she probably didn't say that. Like that's probably not what she said. No, and I'm sure that was part of a much larger conversation.

Because they have, there's been, there's some tension. And I think it comes to, came to a head in a recent episode. Between Sophia and Olivia? Yeah, because there's been like clothes stealing. And Sophia lives with Olivia. And she's not a very good house guest. And I think also like Olivia, like Sophia does a lot of similar work that Olivia does. Like she's a model and she's an influencer.

And I think like Olivia like looks at her and like kind of wants to correct her. Like because, you know, she went through it. And so there's just like- Sisterly tings. Sisterly tings. But they're also like love each other so much. And that's a small part of it.

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That cleanser is amazing. So, okay. Yellowstone. Last night I finished season two and I watched the first episode of season three. Now the end of season two is when Tate gets abducted. And gets abducted by like Nazi skinheads and like it was really upsetting like me for but that episode was so tense because they made it seem like Rip was gonna die and I don't know if it's because you and Margo like I'm convinced that Rip dies and so what happens is like they're going on this mission and they know it's gonna be really dangerous and so before he

does John Dutton like finally acknowledges Rip is his son and gives him that house on the hill so i'm like oh my they're gonna do all this because and then he's gonna die because that's what tv does they play with you and then you know casey it's casey's kid but like casey won't be the first one to go in on horseback when they're like go to the mountains or whatever rip is and rip they know it's a it's a risk why won't casey be the first one because john won't let him like he's the heir currently so like he doesn't take that risk got it so me and ben are just like literally we're already crying like i literally have tears in my eyes i know he's gonna die then he doesn't and they get the kid back and it's all good so it was like so much drama for what you know entertainment value but what i did find really interesting was like

once they finally got the kid back it was my assumption that Monica would be like all right they took our kid like I'm fucking out of here but if anything like her resolution is now like stronger on the other way she's like I understand now what it's like this is what it was like for my people when we lived on this land like everyone was coming at us stealing our children raping our women to get this land like there was nothing they wouldn't do and that's what you're going through now she's like the difference is like you're the Indians now so I was not expecting that sort of reaction from her I don't know if that's gonna stay but like for now she seems happy to be living at the ranch in the master suite and then also I mean I barely remember the storyline but then doesn't she also just like feel like these people would do anything

for her and her family well she hasn't said that yet but I'm assuming she's very grateful because like they literally they're all obsessed with Tate, especially John. I mean, when they were in this war with the Beck brothers and like John let the kid go outside by himself at night to feed the horse. And obviously that's when he gets abducted. Like, I'm sorry. How dumb are you? Also, when the fuck are they going to get like a gate or like, I don't know, a security guard at the front? Like anyone just rolls up to this house.

Sure. But they could have someone at the front. I'm sure that they do have a gate but no they show you the gate it's literally like an arch and just drive through it but they have acres and acres of land anyone could just roll through roll through yeah that's true so even if they had a gate okay we'll come through the back now i really thought that like because it was all high stakes with this tate thing and it's like you know everyone's like we're gonna lose the ranch but we don't care we just have to get tate like i thought it was like finally the moment for rip and bet thing and it's like you know everyone's like we're gonna lose the ranch but we don't care we just have to get Tate like I thought it was like finally the moment for Rip and Beth and it's like what is the plan here like they're obviously OTP but then there's

a new neighbor moves in and it's Sawyer from Lost I love that actor he's so hot okay he's like fishing in the river and he like asked around on a date and she said no but there's obviously something's gonna happen there but it's like what the fuck no comment no and i i love that actor and like i'm kind of like here for him and beth but like rip is otp but that could be like what just what he needs the kick in the pants but i feel like it's not up to rip it's up to beth yeah so season one happened episode one season three now what's going on oh the the okay so dan jenkins is dead and it's like who the fuck owns the land that he had purchased? He like annexed it to the reservation, but then it was owned by Paradise Valley, whatever.

So all these suits are coming around and there's like this new evil guy who's in charge of like this big group of investors who technically own the land now. Dan's land? Yeah. Okay. Like next to. The ranch. Yeah.

And Beth and her crew. I love her boss. I hope he doesn't turn ever i'm obsessed oh my god that's who it is um i love that like he's helping her but she's also helping him like they're making a lot of money yeah um i love him yeah i love love love love love that's he's a great actor in general oh he's always like he's a victor garber so season one episode three television yes he's a victor garber great call he's a victor garber of So season one, episode three. Yes, he's a Victor Garber. Great call. He's a Victor Garber of TV. Season three, episode one was this iconic scene that has actually gone viral on TikTok

so many times. I've seen it when that fucking, and I honestly never use this word, cunt of a boutique owner accuses Monica of stealing. And she calls Beth and Beth, when Beth, oh my God, that's, I had seen that scene before. I didn't know the context, but that clip has gone viral on TikTok like many times really and Monica was like stop like you're embarrassing her and like it's enough like you know it's not gonna make what she did to me any better and Beth leaves the store and she's like I was gonna make you fuck that mannequin iconic iconic I fucking love Beth um and that's a great friendship unlike that you didn't know

you were waiting for wait because they're like sisters and I have a call I want to put out there so Jamie that moron um didn't you say he was your favorite like a few okay I had seen one episode I didn't say he was my favorite hold on I need to find Claudia's text from when she first started watching out zone we were facetiming no oh we were yeah but didn't I tell you to screen record yourself yeah but I told you screen recording a facetime doesn't pick up the audio. And then you didn't like do anything else? I was literally on three episodes in and I said, Jamie's like a good son.

He was a good son. He was a great lawyer. Okay. So continue what you were about to say. He killed the journalist because he's a fucking moron. And then he's finally being let back in the good graces very slowly. You know, John gave up his seat as livestock commissioner for killing the Beck brothers,

and he wanted the job to go to Casey. Casey obviously won't take it. Shit for brains. And so Beth was like, actually give it to Jamie, because, you know, in order to do that job, you need people to like you, and who's more obsessed with getting people to like them than Jamie? He'll actually be good.

And she was right. John agreed. So he's kind of like getting his way back into the fold but he just found out that bitch is pregnant so the girl he was shacking up with but let me tell you how I don't think she's pregnant I actually think it was a really smart thing of her because like she knows so much now about the family and like she sees that the family will just kill anyone who like poses a threat but if she's pregnant with his child she buys herself nine months I don't think she's pregnant but um it's hella inconvenient if she is.

So that's just my call. And I just want to say I've been avoiding spoilers like mad. Like if you're watching on YouTube, please don't comment any spoilers.

I know that's a lot, but I'd love to read the YouTube comments. Like people like tell me how funny and beautiful I am. So I don't want to have to not do that until I finish.

You know what I mean? Okay. But like move swiftly. I know. Make haste. I will be done by next Monday. I promise.

I'm going to spend the whole weekend doing it. So fun. And it's really not that many episodes. It's 10 episodes and I'm on season three but like move swiftly i know make haste i know i will be done by next monday so i promise i'm gonna spend the whole weekend doing it so and it's really not that many episodes it's 10 episodes and i'm on season three and what are we on season five episode three now yeah i guess so so we're like 20 more episodes it's like a whole day i can do it three is really great okay i'm excited yeah and then season four is great but like it's the greatness starts it's so beautiful like these houses it really like. Oh, and do you want to issue a correction

about something from yesterday? What? The horses. Yes, but I want to issue a correction. You are so, I never said. No,

but like you, you accused them. No, I didn't. It always makes me sad to see. It does. Why should it make you sad? It should make you feel joyous.

It does. That these horses are employed. And I got so many messages from people who alerted me to the fact that tyler sheridan the creator of the show most of the cattle and the horses that are featured in the show belong to him so he's of course overseeing that they're taking care of with the greatest of care and it made me feel great and i didn't i knew i just said i hope assume that if there's like horses somewhere that they're being mistreated. But there's plenty of horse-ophiles, more so than you, who would take a bullet for those horses. I never said that I think anything's bad going on.

No, but you put it out there. Like you're just like assuming things. You're accusing and just assuming. I can't talk to you when you get like this. Like for real. I can't. Because you were wrong. I didn't say.

I just said like whatever no but it was just like it was your go-to feeling I'm too exhausted honestly I don't time I don't have the energy to go tit for tat with you on this because you could go forever no no no no no um so excited to be on this journey thank you for everyone for being as excited as me again I'm sorry that it took me so long. I'm stubborn. You're right. I'm wrong. I'm dumb. You're smart. And there's nothing you could do about it.

Okay? Sure. You're Danny DeVito and I'm Matilda. Sure. So that's our show. Anything you want to catch up on before we wrap up? No, I feel perfectly caught up. Tomorrow's episode is going to be really special, really fun.

Claudia won't be with me, but I'm recording with someone else. Audio only. So if you're watching on YouTube, if you're a YouTuber, head to the audio tomorrow. It's worth the transition. Should we like tell who it is? I don't know.

We never do. Nah. Nah. Nah. You'll see tomorrow. Yeah. Rip. Rip.

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