The Toast - The Beautification Committee Was Pillaged: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

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one good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast happy wednesday that's really putting the hump in hump day that's right today is for lovers today is valentine's day happy valentine's day turdy i know it like like it's awesome that we're married and like we have built-in valentines and like that's great because i remember in high school when you didn't have one it was like the most embarrassing thing on the planet um but like i do I do kind of, like, you know, hate the, it's so, you know, simple. It's so easy. Like. You miss the excitement, the anticipation, the stress.

The thing is, it's, like, I don't miss any of that. And I don't want any other Valentine, you know, in a literal sense. But, I don't know, Jax, like, would you be mine? I'm always yours. I know. Forever and always. You know what? I feel like Valentine's Day, like, yes,

it's about, like, the person you, like, sleep with at night. But, like, I feel like we could use it as an opportunity of, you know, gratitude. A celebration of love, period. We have so much love in our lives. We are so blessed between, like, the dogs, the humans, the babies. Like, it's really, we're so blessed, Jax. It's lover fest.

It's giving lover fest. I want to try and do the heart that the kids do. Oh, yes. So we grew up doing this. Yes. There's also this, you know, it's very Selena Gomez. I don't like that one. If you remember that album.

The kids do. Oh, hey, Bruno. He heard you talking about us. Come here. How did you get in here? Is this door open? Come back. Come here. How did you get in here? Is this door open? Come back. Bruno, come here.

Bruno has a short haircut and he wants to show it off. Oh, yeah. Bruno got chopped last yesterday. Like he's giving, you know, for spring, short hair. He looks very different. He's giving Lord Farquaad in a super handsome way. He is a lord. Lord Farquaad was not an unattractive man.

He was just short. I'm glad you brought that up. And insane. I recently watched Shrek on the plane. Let me tell you, first of all, the movie ages like a fine wine. And second of all, no, he was pretty fugly. Like he had this sort of square face and like kind of hard features. Strong features.

No, no. He wasn't striking in a positive way i'm sorry but if that man were tall if he were shrek sized you would find him handsome we'd definitely be acting different yeah you would be acting different so back to the hard hands that the kids do i can never do it it's like you were just doing something it's like this it's like but it's like the kids have the same hands as us so why can't we do it it's something you know they don't have the same hands because they grew up with a cell phone we didn't so their fingers move differently i don't want those hands can i say something so bruno came in here yeah and he

opened the door and don't you feel like really weird like what we do in here is private we're exposed can you close it like just push it it's weird you guys like everyone can hear us oh i'll finish it during the ad you got it that's i feel so much better that I can't believe Bruno came up by the way Bruno even never comes up with me sometimes he comes and leaves he never is on the show certainly never sits on mommy's lap but he chooses Valentine's Day Bruno is a lover no and Bruno's kind of one of those men who I guess just like you know does big gestures not like small gestures every day it's like big gestures once a year and it means so much to his mommy can I ask you a question yeah did you get your husband a present no okay like same and then Ben comes in this morning with a box from Louis Vuitton I'm like I felt like embarrassed like it didn't Jackie never crossed

my mind once to get him a present okay also I forgot a card we'll get cards today we have a lot of errands to run today. We're going to be vlogging today because I have been dying to go to the mall. This has just been a big week and things such as that slipped through the cracks. Even though I was prepared for the V-Day in general, I have, we're both dressed to impress. I feel like we're going to get some questions about our looks. So why don't you do a little tell all about your fit and I'll do mine. So my fit is from Loft.

They sent a little Valentine's care package, pajamas and a cozy set. And I wore my pajamas to sleep last night cause they were top of the pile. And I was like, why not be celebratory? Why not be a lover? And then I wore my Valentine's set today, a little hearts on the chest,

a little hearts on the legs. So cute. I picked up some Valentine's chocolates, the hearts. You did? I think Ben ate them all. Cause I went through my chocolate bag last night and now I'm realizing they weren't there.

That is factual. I wanted to put like a little one on everyone's pillow. That's so cute. Like so the day. The beautification committee strikes again. The beautification committee kind of like was attacked. There was a coup. Ben overtook the beautification committee

with his vacuum-like tendencies. The beautification committee was pillaged. The beautification, title.aged. The beautification... Title. It's a little long, but it's so good, I'll allow it. TBCWP. TBCWP, the beautification committee was pillaged. I'm wearing an item from Jackie O's closet

because not only did I bring literally nothing to wear here, that's why we're going to the mall today, I certainly didn't bring a thematic look for Valentine's Day. I didn't even realize it was Valentine's Day. I forgot to get my husband a present slash card. But I'm wearing this Allison Olivia Kurtigan. Let me move my microphone so everyone can see it from the closet of Jackie O. It's so cute.

It's an oldie but a goodie. I love a cardigan. Turdy looks so classy. Turdy's looking straight fire. Turdy's looking straight fire today. Yes. You're so jet. No, you're literally pooky fire today. Yes. You're so jet. No, you're literally Pookie and I'm jet.

You think? Totally. I think we both have Pookie and jet like tendencies. Um, no. Because I'm like a hype man, like jet. You are a hype man. Pookie is the star. No, but the thing is like, no, I'm so jet because like the thing is like with the video

starts and like, you think it's going to be about Pookie, like this. Like she's going to be the one talking this glamorous girl. But jet just like steamrolls the video with his fire looks, you know. So like that's me. Both arguments can be made. Both arguments can be made. But like you're also like fashionista. By the way, happy to be Pookie. You by the way, you are Halloween 2024.

We'll see if they're still like they're not siblings. Oh, right. We're really pigeonholing ourselves i know one day we run out of ideas one day we will break free one day we will break free but we haven't like run out of ideas yet and if one year like something so genius comes across our desks we'll do it we'll do it but until then yeah siblings and i like i kind of like that we've pigeonholed ourselves yeah also it's never too early to start thinking about it so drop a comment who at this very moment would you say jackie and i should be for halloween who

are the siblings of the moment of the moment what lana del rey and her sister and her twin or we could be courtney olsen and another irrelevant sibling courtney and trent courtney and trent we could that's who I would be right now. I think those are the siblings of the moment. I think so too. We could be like Mary-Kate and Ashley in Passport to Paris, you know? Oh, like kind of Sharpay and Evan vibes. Like those two people are not biological siblings.

Like we could be their siblings in real life and on the show. Oh, I like that. Well, same with like Damien and Targaryen. Yeah, but they're siblings not in real life. So it was a double sibling. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes. I think if we were to be any Olsen siblings, I would want to be the ones in New York Minute.

Like they were so edgy and cool and that would be fulfilling a life, like a childhood dream of mine. Which one would you be? Like the free spirit in? Oh, oh, but I'd be the one who was like scheduled to do the speech or the one who ended up doing the speech? Totally the one who ended up doing the speech.

A hundred percent. I'm the scheduler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With like the color coded index cards. That movie was so good. Yeah. So today's going to be an amazing show. It's Valentine's Day.

So there's just like love in the air. Love in the air. Brew in the stew. Um, like I said yesterday, the days of the week while i'm here like don't like they mean nothing to me so i did not watch vanderpump rules it didn't even occur to me that that it was on television last night like no no we also had a big day yesterday after the toast we took like a little road trip down to the boca raton hotel and we had the best time so like i was just busy like i was not and it's a great time to let you know that spritz is at the boca raton resort it's all

over like a little work outing we We went on a work offsite. An offsite with the team. With the team. The team being our husbands. Because it's like a new vendor for us and it was very exciting. And we also just like wanted to go and like enjoy the facilities.

And enjoyed we did. We did. We had drinks. We had the pool. It was really gorgeous. And perfect day because today it's literally freezing in Florida. Like not a beach day.

Not a beach day today, but a beautiful day day like a beautiful day for just relaxation and leisure and errands so also to say by the time we got back we had dinner there like we were not watching Vanderpump Rules so back to our OG schedule today we will be doing Dear Toasters and it's going to be themed because today is Valentine's Day we have chosen some submissions that are lover themed you know a lover's quarrel if you will so stay tuned for that at the end of the show. A regular hump day we are having. And then we're also just going to, you know, pillage through the stories. I feel like pillage is going to be my next word. It's a good one. I know. But it can't be over, like I don't want it to be violent though. Yeah. So I don't want it to like lose its meaning. Right.

Because it means something right now. I agree. Actually, I don't like it. But Ben did pillage through my chocolates. Yes, violently. Because it was in a violent fashion. It was a violent affair. Yeah. So let's keep the meaning intact, but still use it. Yeah.

I think our new like tripod and equipment that we purchased the day before yesterday went over extremely well with the YouTube girlies yesterday. They were kind of freaking out, like gawking over my new equipment. So it's just like another day of you. Did we say this already that you're like the beautification committee, but I'm the studio beautification committee? No. Like look at these flowers. Like maybe I'm a subcommittee of the beautification committee just pertaining to this. Studio beautification. 100 square feet. Studio beautification. How many square feet is this? Like not 100 100 like 50

it's inevitable i don't know i don't know but what i do know is we have such bright lights on us that i feel like one day in our old age like our vision will be cataracts to go because we sat in front of these big lights for all these years and that's the thing like artists die for their craft and so if we go blind because of it then it was worth it we need workers comp um that's the thing like artists die for their craft and so if we go blind because of it then it was worth it we need workers comp um that's not my department that's you're gonna talk to someone else about that bro even though like if we were to get workers comp that actually like would be something i would do yeah we would outsource it no for sure but like you wouldn't be the one like in terms of where our responsibilities fall like i would be the one who would go find out

like where to get workers comp no because i feel like that kind of falls under insurance yeah which like which i know i feel like i would seek out before you well like the insurance that we currently have like i saw it so we don't have insurance yes we do toast yes girl this is a business yes we do we have a lot of insurance no sorry it like health insurance oh oh oh personal yeah no we don't got business insurance yeah we have a lot of insurance yeah you know and like i was the one who procured that right right right so workers come so we're each talking about the thing that we did yeah yeah because we're both like obsessed with credit like like we almost just like fought like you're like no i think i did it i'm like no i think i did it

i think you know we're both right we actually both were right in what we were talking it's valentine's day like let's not fight about insurance me neither and we're not supposed to because we have state farm it's so true state farm makes it so you don't fight about insurance wow i wish state farm was a sponsor today. Actually, low-key, State Farm hasn't sponsored in quite a bit. Donde esta State Farm? Donde esta State Farm? Noted. Noted with the free shout-outs. They deserve it.

The thing is, I love State Farm. But that's the thing. When the ads that you do are so authentic to your everyday life, of course you're going to give free shout-outs because you're talking about your life. That's like me and Loft today. It's only natural. Loft also hasn't been seen in a while shut your mouth don't miss but the thing is i i still wear and enjoy loft products because i'm so authentic is what i'm

saying no it's beyond true like i'm trying to think if i'm wearing any sponsors right now no i wore some of our sponsors yesterday thrive cosmetics i'm actually not wearing mascara today no they're lipstick uh i'm actually also not wearing their lipstick today, but that's not an endorsement. Who makes your leggings? Reebok. Wow, not Lululemon. No, I actually left my Lululemon leggings at home

because they're such prized possessions to me that I know if I brought them here, they might get lost and I might leave them here. I couldn't afford it. Got it. There might be some sugar in your coffee from Thrive Market. That's possible, yes. That's what we're saying we're authentic yeah you have now been promoted i'm wearing some balm from primally

pure you look so cute today if you can't notice um i have a bow in my hair let me just get a pink bow in her hair jackie's so cute and themed like i came down in a sweater and leggings i didn't even like think about but what happened was i came out in my outfit from loft and then Claudia was like, oh my gosh, we should Valentine's you up too. So I gave her this cardigan and then she looked better than me. So I had to set my pussy up too. And now we're just like in constant competition. And that's why you put the bow in?

Yes. Oh my God. My pearls on. So you were threatened by my beauty. Yes. Yes. And therefore, therefore pearls. Like I looked like a slob compared to you but you

could never look like a slob you like there tell me if you feel this call okay there are two different types of girls like girls who do everything they can to not look like a slob and still end up looking messy me girls who don't even try and like oh I'm looking like a slob like you literally you're incapable of looking slobish do you guys feel that call that's really nice if true like I worked so hard to, like, look well today. Like, I got this new hair thing that I'm kind of obsessed with, like, a hot brush. Your hair looks great. Oh, you got a blowout.

Okay, I got a blowout, like, a week ago, and I'm still working with it. So I just want credit for that. For sure. But the base was there, yes. Like, I worked super hard today to, like, look gorgeous, and I feel like I still look so chaotic. I wouldn't say so chaotic. With my hair, like, all over the place. I put pomade in my hair would you ever know no it looks good the cardigan helps for that polished look so do the pearls so do the pearls

you want to wear them and then really take it over the top I could never even though like the pearls like do kind of go with my outfit more just like the contrast yeah but I also you know I love the contrast of like a slob like outfit with some jewelry the only time I wear jewelry is when I'm dressed like a slob classic me let's dive into that why is that overcompensating but you the thing is you couldn't look like a slob is what I'm trying to say that was really a nice thing for you to say on valentine's day well it is the season of love and because we love you guys so much we will do our jobs yeah yeah we'll like stop talking about ourselves and just like do the do the damn thing even though we know this is your favorite

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Who? Screw. Period. Period. Our first story, it's Wednesday. You know what that means. What? New Heights is out.

Oh my God, I didn't even know. I've been so busy this morning just like playing with my lights, you know. We've been, we've had a very busy morning. No, I know. Like you had a big delivery at your house. I had it. And I didn't know. I've been so busy this morning just like playing with my lights, you know. We've been, we've had a very busy morning. No, I know. Like you had a big delivery at your house. I had breakfast. Like I was just. Valentine's Day dressing.

Outfit changing. Yeah, no, it's kind of just been all about us this morning. It's nice to give it to others and support smaller shows. Like what was this called? New Heights. Yeah. New Heights dropped this morning and it's the Super Bowl special. They're talking about everything.

Wow. The box, the game, game the this the that but one thing one headline that jumped out at me was travis talking about the elder abuse so travis kelsey admits his emotions got away from him no kidding by the way that's like really strong language to you yeah that that's like he then he didn't pillage no he didn't pillage a little violent he admits that his emotions got away from him during his heated exchange with Andy Reid. He said it's unacceptable. So he said,

I can't get that fired up to the point where I'm bumping coach and it's getting him off balance and stuff. Off balance, that's a nice way to put it. Yeah, no. Bumping off balance versus rocking back and forth. Push, pushed. He said,

when he stumbled, I was like, oh shit, in my head. Jason chastised his younger brother behaving in the over the top manner, even though the team was in a high pressure situation. However, Travis explained that Andy knows how much he loves and respects him. He said, I'm not playing for anybody else but Big Red, and I got a certain relationship with him. He's checked me a few times, and I just wanted to let him know that I wanted this thing, and that he can put it on me. I've got him. He said his outburst came

at a time when neither he nor his team were playing very well. We had to get some shit going. Sometimes those emotions just get away from me, man. That's been the battle of my career. He also said that he and Andy chuckled about the incident the day he recorded the podcast. He said, I couldn't be more proud of being his product on the field and I couldn't be more proud of where we've come as the team since I got here in 2013. just love playing for the guy man unfortunately sometimes my passion comes out where it looks like it's negativity I'm grateful he knows it's all because I want to win this thing with him more than anything yeah so like Andy Reid has talked about it too like I don't think there's any beef like whatever um and I I do really chalk it up to like you know football

locker room whatever passion so i'm not like mad or anything but i do think like travis like saw like a little bit of the backlash like the swifties like we're not fucking around they're like a little you know they're like a little weenie in that sense and i think this is like him getting ahead of it like i don't think it required this level of you know analyses yeah but one he doesn't get a lot of negativity especially not these days this is like a big sort of elephant in the room that everyone was talking about and him nipping in the bun i think not that he put spin on this but the lens through his narrative he described it really takes the

sting out of it it's not that deep and i do believe that's exactly what happened watching the video is just like it was a little jarring jarring for the people who aren't on the field who aren't feeling those emotions were like hey Hey, you just shoved an old man. Right. Right. Right. Instead, you know, he stumbled, lost his footing. Yeah.

And to me, like, I really can't get over the fact that for the entirety of this football season, but especially given this week, like that they have put out an episode like two days after their games. Like, I don't know why I think it's the craziest thing. I know, but Taylor just went to Melbourne. So it's like, well, I guess she didn't play. No, did she leave yet for Melbourne? Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Everyone's back to work. Literally like, oh my God, the fun is over. The fun is over. That sucks. Yeah. And she's like going to be gone a lot for the next year.

Till March, you said she has a break. Yeah, she, but she has scheduled breaks. But like for the next year, like she is in different parts of the world. That's a lot. It is a lot, especially for a budding romance. I know. I feel like it was fun when she was booking it. And now it's like, why did I overbook myself?

No, no. And if she had known where she would be in this very moment, I don't think she would have booked as many shows. Yeah, but that's what happens when you're like. Hustling. Hustling. But also, maybe if you're going through heartbreak or something, you throw yourself into work.

And you kind of avoid. That's actually actually so true your reality in a good way and that's a good way to channel your sadness but then when you're so happy it's like oh i just want to stay home and and be like nesting nesting damn that's factual but you'll play like when you go to the grocery store and you're really really hungry so you buy like a lot of fat food and then you get home and like you eat something so you're back to normal you're like damn now i have all this fattening food in my house why or if you go to the grocery store full and nothing like you're like good you're like oh i'm too healthy for this place i come home and i'm like i didn't buy anything at the grocery store what's worse the second one the second one factual i'd rather have an abundance

of course like we can always like work it off later oh speaking of working off today's the day today's the day that turdy's gonna see how much of a 5K she can do and how long it takes her. So after our big mall trip, which like I feel like we need to carbo load at because we have this like big sprint coming up. We should look at the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, the last time we went to the mall, we had a really bad experience at that restaurant.

I wouldn't go back. I wouldn't go back to that one. Let's not disgrace, you know, a local business, but it's down. It wasn't like nothing wrong happened other than it like the food was bad. The food was not good. And like the vibes were off too the vibes were off yeah we had a bad table we needed like a little chairs like a ladies who lunchy vibe oh i was thinking more like a cheesecake factory vibe like we need like a big booth also good also good cbk would love is there a cbk mall yeah oh done and we really do need to carbo load like we need energy

for the sprint so yeah after hopefully you know the mall doesn't take so long that it like pushes the 5K. What are you shopping for today? I really want to go to Abercrombie because, um, first of all, I like Abercrombie and two, I have tried to buy jeans like five times in the last year. And I keep ordering them online just because I think trying on jeans is like a sacred thing. But at the end of the day, like I need sizes. I need styles. Like I need to be in a store. And I've heard amazing things about the Abercrombie jeans.

So and I also think it'll be good fodder for the vlog because I've talked so much about jeans. Yeah. So and you have to help me. Will do. I'm going to get more shoes. OK. I like shoes. I like shoes, too, even though like I mean, I don't wear them.

I've been getting some shit for our Florida episodes the last the last couple of days right there people well those slippers are really like from hunger like they're falling apart I would never wear those people would eat me alive I just want to say authentic queen their skims and I wore them to death you were to death but people are like coming for me for not wearing shoes on the podcast any day this week but I'm not like just I don't my dogs out I'm wearing socks like who cares yeah like i don't work from home really no how perfect are we that like that's the complaint how amazing is this show nary a complaint except for the footwear how perfect are we jealous bitches you're so jealous of my sockless life you are wearing socks though you're so jealous of my shoeless life you jealous cunts i'm like

loving that word recently oh the c word in a not serious sense i would never use it like you're a you yeah like i would never but you know in like a funny sort of like like a homosexual type of way. You know, like I feel like the gays always use the word cunt. But like they don't mean it like that. They're like cunty, you know? Yeah. I kind of like it.

I'm not there. No, I didn't expect you to be there. And I know every time. Just be slinging it. I know every time I say it, like you clench your butt cheeks. I didn't in this instance. And each lesson to the new episode of New Heights. Like that's.

Yeah. Maybe we'll listen to it in the car. So they were talking about maybe. But like driving with music. That's. So much. That's why I got my license. Driving with music.

Greater than driving with New Heights. But driving with the toast. Greater than all. Greater than like anything in the world. Yeah. Except like a Krispy Kreme donut. No. That lasts like two seconds.

We give you a nice hour. So true. New Heights. There were some other headlines. Jason talked about the suite. You being with all those celebrities he said it was like a little overwhelming but not in the negative way just saying like taylor's like used to all that right it's just um a lot and then he also said that kylie would not wear chief's garb i think she was wearing a red shirt but it didn't say chief's because she's like an eagles fan to her core she's like born and bred philly girl.

And if I were Jason, like as much as I'd be like, hey, support my brother, I'd be like, deep down, you're the best. Yeah, no, I don't think he. Like that's a scrupled woman. I don't think he cares. All the other, like the biggest stars in the world are surrounding with you. We're all wearing Chiefs, but she's too scrupled. Yeah, I don't think she was scrupled in the sense that she like is riding for her husband. Like I think whether or not her husband was on the Eagles, like she was not going to be wearing do you think that if he were playing

for another team if he like went to another team that she would divorce him no I thought you were going to say if he played for another team like would she go to the games and wear the garb and I think she would no but I think she would have to divorce him like the fact that he plays for the eagles and only played for the eagles and if he retires, it will be as an Eagle. It's just good for the home life. No, it's so true. So convenient. So funny.

That is funny. I really do want to listen to this episode. What did Travis say about Taylor? Like, you know, the videos and you belong with me. I didn't get there. Okay. We'll listen to the episode and more stories to come. This is a developing story.

This is a developing story. As is a developing story as the video drops we'll be more inclined to watch it. Yeah no they only release their audio like super early and then they do like a YouTube premiere

and it's always when we're doing the toast. It's almost like they know like they're trying to like edge us out of the chart. Undercut our episode by us not having the edge. It's so true.

Because it's not like we can listen to the podcast. Right. Right. Who would do that? Bruno would. What kind of podcast does bruno listen to i feel like he listens to like npr he kind of loves huberman bruno's so ever especially ever since like moving down here like he's so clean he's been working on his health he just loves a good

tip you know take it or leave it yeah he doesn't implement all of them he's not a saint bruno's so funny bruno's different you know like every time I come down here I feel like his personality and he's becoming a lot more like Theo's disposition like very wise old man he's not like rowdy he's not like you know he's put that behind him that sort of like youthful those antics well he said to grow up at a young age one being a big brother so early in life and two the elder statesman has crossed the rainbow bridge and Bruno has big shoes to fill you know and I definitely feel like since coming down here last, this is my first trip down here that Theo's no longer with us, I definitely feel like the spirit of Theo has sort of taken over Bruno's body.

He gives a lot of Theo vibes. You think Theo is channeling through Bruno? I think in some, you know, maybe in a dream, like he sort of passed on the baton to Bruno and was like, you know, you have to take care of these people now and like stop acting like a child. And Theo said, you know, you wouldn't have been my first my first choice right you wouldn't have been my second or third but you are what I have like I don't want to I don't want this comparison to like offend you in any way but Theo was definitely Queen Elizabeth and that would make

Bruno Charles but Bruno's not Charles and that would also make like actually I think it would make Magnolia's older it would make Magnolia Charles and Bruno Williams Magnolia's Prince Harry Magnolia's Prince Harry and who is Bruno I think Bruno would be Charles then crown Charles we're like everybody underestimated him everybody underestimated him yeah but he's rising to the occasion i don't know or is theo elizabeth's father elder statesman king through and through passes prematurely passes the baton to a young queen elizabeth well that would mean that bruno's gonna to, like, 15. God willing, God willing. It's not about that, but I do think, like, Elizabeth had to mature at a very young age, didn't really get the full childhood, and that's kind

of rude. You know what? I thought at first you were, like, doing a cartwheel to make sure that Bruno wasn't Charlie, Charles, but... As of today, I like Charles. Yeah, no, but, but, I do see... Bruno hasn't been waiting his Charles. But. No. And I'm. As of today. I like Charles. Yeah. No. But. But.

I do see. Bruno hasn't been waiting his whole life to take up the mantle. No. It's the opposite. He's almost like kind of been resigned to the fact that he won't ever be. Before he even reached the age of three. He was the man of the house. You know what? Yeah.

He is Lilibet. And. And Theo's got us through the war. Right. Right. Theo is the monarch yeah no i love that me too okay i'm glad we sorted that out as am i are you ready for our next story which is actually like some funny crazy super bowl drama and i want to get your take okay did you see this story that the celeb pack suite that the kardashians were in is like getting the rap of being the boring suite?

Because some of the pictures that have emerged, they are like looking bored. Someone's asleep. So I want to say two things. Okay. Well, actually, I only want to say one thing. Not that like to make everything about me, but I did see Khloe's videos on her story of them like vibing during Usher. And it was so low energy.

And Kim was like so clearly like on her phone the whole time and then like when she saw she was on camera I remember thinking like these don't look like girls who are huge Usher fans because they love Kim is a huge Usher fan I know I'm like their disposition felt off okay so I just want to say like I saw this before other people so you're saying that you thought this before I thought it in the moment when they were like posting from Usher's performance okay so TMZ like kind of build them as the boring suite, especially like compared to Taylor's suite where they're doing the chug and they're celebrating.

Lana Del Rey is wearing a sling. Oh yeah. Cause she fell, but that was also after they, in the moment that they won. So of course they're high energy there, but throughout the whole game they would cut to them and they're smiling, chugging beer,

chugging and, and having a jolly good time compared to the suite that Kim was in, which is also the one that Hiley Bieber, Kendall, Lala. I believe it was the Fanatics one, correct? That's Michael Rubin. Yeah. And Robert Kraft's suite too. That's what I saw.

It was one suite or they shared it? They shared it. Oh, low budget. No, I'm kidding. I did see that too. On Khloe's story, she took a picture that she was sitting in Hailey Bieber's seat. Everybody's seat had a name on it and it said Patriots

oh yeah it did say Patriots so I was wondering why does it say Patriots that makes sense so the pictures of their suite you know looks a little low energy

it does but I also think it's a very long game so true it was five six hours and that was a football are long games and that one specifically

was extra long so you could take a picture of them looking bored and them having fun and then say, this is a boring suite. That's the fun suite. So I don't think pictures are fair.

So fair. But then Kim posted some pictures from the suite and you know, very high energy looking pictures. And I do feel like she's trying to combat, combat this narrative that they had a Ms. Superbowl. Also, I saw that they had a Ms.

Superbowl. I think it's like different types of people. Like they're very much there for like the content they're there. This is like a work thing for them and they don't like die for football. This isn't like the most fun thing. That's true. But you never want to be called like the boring, non-fun on your phone person. By the way, this is like literally like the most humiliating story because I do think it's rooted in a little bit of truth. Yeah. Like I think they're like they're there for the pictures and they're even when we're watching Kardashians, they're on their phone.

And like for me to even notice, cause I'm so bad with it, they're on their phones. Like they really, they can't even talk without like not scrolling and like, yeah, like they really, there are those types of girls. So to be called out for it, like that's really embarrassing. It is embarrassing. Also, apparently at Legion Stadium, they did like a lot of celeb cams and they never once showed the Kardashians. Perhaps they said they didn't want to be on.

Maybe they thought they would get booed. Like football fans once showed the Kardashians. Perhaps they said they didn't want to be on. Maybe they thought they would get booed. Like football fans would boo the Kardashians. You don't think it was like a top down initiative? Meaning like, oh, don't put the Kardashians on the Jumbotron? No, I think if they weren't on it, they asked not to be on it. And you know, they're like awkward. Kim especially. She's awkward.

Yeah. Okay. And Kendall has anxiety. That's a good take. They definitely asked to not be on. Yeah. Definitely. Okay. I could see the stadium literally booing Kim and the thing is it's like compared to Taylor you have to understand like Kim probably went into this being like this is Kim on Taylor's turf sorry like Taylor owned that stadium it was the night was about Taylor it was Taylor's team she probably

just wanted she wanted to go just so she could say like that you know they didn't run scared from Taylor but she didn't want to make it like about her for sure they said don't put me on okay I think that's a good take anyways she posted a bunch of pictures from the suite that look fun I'm sure there are moments and you know there's when there's a camera in your face you're not gonna not by the way like that's what Kim went for to take pictures looking fun yeah Yeah, because that's the job. Yes, but there also is, to be fair, it's a long game. It's a lot of time. You're not going to be smiling from cheek to cheek for six hours straight.

Yeah, the guy who was sleeping in the suite, he spoke to. Page six, he gave a quote of just why, what happened to him. I'm sure they were hung over, too. He said it was like a long five days. Sunday was the end of the night. In the third quarter, the game lulled, and he just wanted what happened to him. I'm sure they were hung over too. He said it was like a long five days. Sunday was the end of the night. In the third quarter, the game lulled and he just wanted to close his eyes. 1,000% agree, Will Mackress. Like I would have fallen asleep too.

I bet they were so hung over. Also, this is the Fanatics suite. They went to the Fanatics party the night before. Tiresome. I have no problems with the nap. The game never ended. That chair looked like a cushy chair. It wasn't like a hard stadium.

It had some plush to it. I'm all about, I take naps. I'm a big fan of taking naps where you can get them. Yeah. So that's the sweet drums. That's funny. I like that story. I know.

It's too real. Too real. Are you ready for our next story? Also like really real. What? Why'd you say it like that? Because it's like, it's really so awkward. Oh God, what?

I'm sure you saw it. So JLo is on the cover of Variety. Okay. You know what? I'm glad we're talking about this because I meant to bring it up last week when she hosted SNL. Oh wait, what are you talking about?

About SNL. Not the love letters. She's trying to make this up. Okay. JLo's like pushing this narrative because she's doing press for this album. Yeah. And they're like, is this whole thing about the love letters? I'm to make this okay jlo's like pushing this narrative because she's doing press for this album yeah and they're like this is this whole thing about the love letters i'm so glad i don't want to talk about it and i don't want to get into it because it's giving like a loser it's giving eating in the shower yeah she just gave like a quote about

something else but she in this article talks about a lot of things including when she hosted snl at the beginning of the month and how one of the cast members actually apologized to her before. Not a cast member. The host. Oh, she was the host of J-Lo Sung? Yes. Oh my God, that's even more awkward. So they announced that it was going to be Ayo and J-Lo. And J-Lo Sung, sorry.

And J-Lo was a performer. And the day, or maybe the day before that, like Friday night or Saturday morning, this thing resurfaced on the internet of a really old podcast that AO did just kind of going off about how like there's this conspiracy theory. Yes. So here is from 2020. It was on a podcast called the scam goddess.

And this is what she said. She responded to the host claim that JLo's whole career is one long scam. AO said, well, that's the thing. She thinks she's on multiple tracks, but it's not her. I think she thinks that she's still good,

even though she's not singing for most of these songs. A lot the write-ups of the songs will be like jlo didn't have time to make it to the studio like jlo was busy doing what not singing obviously stop so that was three four years ago on the podcast and then the two of them are doing the same snl night i thought she was a cast member okay and then the snl i mean and then the clip resurfaced obviously that day that week and then j-lo said and by the way they i think they they did a skit and kind of addressed it acknowledged it addressed like old comments on the internet right but i definitely am curious like what it was like in person so j-lo told variety that ayo broke down in tears and apologized to her in the snl dressing room. JLo said she was mortified and very sweet. She came to my dressing room and apologized with tears in her eyes saying how terrible it was that she had said those things. She felt really badly and

loved my performance because we had just done my sound check and she actually got to hear me perform. She was just like, I'm so fucking sorry. It was so awful of me. JLo said, it's funny. I've heard similar things that said about me throughout my career. So it really didn't affect me. affect me okay by the way I have like actually a lot of respect for J-Lo like talking about it because there is this widespread conspiracy theory that J-Lo does not sing yeah does not have a good voice they say like Meghan Trainor like a lot of like really famous women um there actually is a recent song that um JLo released that actually was written by Meghan Trainor and if you listen to it it could be Meghan Trainor like it sounds like Meghan Trainor yes oh my god this is giving me deja vu I feel like we're like and then in three years you're

gonna host SNL JLo's performance I'm not saying that I believe any of these to be true I'm just saying there is this widespread theory um and so the fact that JLo I think for the first time is acknowledging like this major conspiracy theory that she her entire music career has been like a there is this widespread theory. And so the fact that JLo, I think for the first time is acknowledging like this major conspiracy theory that she, her entire music career has been like a scam. That's funny. I had heard this theory years ago. I didn't know that other people like knew.

I didn't know it was such a big widespread conspiracy theory about it. It is, especially with like the advent of TikTok, like all these videos, especially with this new Meghan Trainor song. Yes, the theory gets like new life every couple of years. But I feel like when JLo sings, you hear her voice. I know it sounds like her talking voice. Yeah. And I think I saw her perform once when we went to Robin Hood one year and she was the performer. We saw her perform also

at the Superbowl in Minnesota at that AT&T party. And both things that I saw, like she was talking and singing. I was like, so she's singing and I moved on with my life. So you have put, I put it to bed. Okay. Cause I feel like it was proven wrong to me. Cause you experienced it. Because I saw her live and just other things. I was like, there's no way she could do, she could do it. Like she can't like talk and sing, you know, and. No, I mean, she's a person who performs a lot in real life like if she was this sort of like if her career musically like was this sort of scam she would be very protected she wouldn't do things like SNL like she wouldn't be at the Super Bowl when we were there doing like literally this huge concert like you would avoid things like that and just like release music and

do like pre-recorded televised events like Dick Clark's time show or Dick Clark's rock and Eve. She should do the half. Oh, she did. Oh, am I okay? It's okay. Exactly. Yeah. If you had something to hide, if you had something to hide, you wouldn't do the Superbowl. No, you would. It's a lip syncing event to, is it? It can be. Yeah, it can be. Actually it's not Alicia Keys crack and they changed it on YouTube. There's too many eyes for someone with who has a big secret to hide to do the Super Bowl. You would avoid it. And yes, I'm glad you brought that up. A lot of people were quick to point out because we talked about earlier in the week when Alicia Keys joined Usher on stage, something obviously was like wrong with her in-ear monitors because

she can sing. I'm not saying she can't, but she gave such a crack in her first note. It was like kind of funny. They uploaded the performance to YouTube and they've auto-tuned her first line, which I guess like for, you know. For it to live in prosperity, you want it to be right. But you know what? It's just not true.

You got to be historical, historically accurate. Yeah. It's wrong. And now it makes me think of all the other performances. Like I've watched a thousand times on YouTube, the Super Bowl performances. Like what else did they. Change. You know, gloss over.

Well, nothing that you would have noticed in the moment or else you would have noticed it. Like, I don't remember any glaring issues from other people's. But now that I just know that that's a thing people do, like when they upload all the SNL performances, like. They fix it? I don't know.

It's a thing big companies do now. They could, is what you're saying. I want to go back and watch. I remember watching Olivia Rodrigo on SNL most recently live and her voice cracked and me and Ben were like yikes I wonder if I go back and watch it if it's if it cracks I'll let you guys know I'll do the research I'll do the work thank you um well first of all I think JLo addressing this and forgiving her and not holding like she's an absolute queen and a very big person and her talking about it in like a press thing i think

for me dispels the conspiracy theory once and for all i if because if it were true you would avoid it like the plague but then people think it's true no if it's not true then you just need to sit down and start singing does she ever just bust out into song so i have seen like a few videos where she like starts singing like she sings really really poorly. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I don't believe it. But,

but so obviously like JLo handled this wonderfully. With grace. With grace. Now for Ayo, like this is just the most awkward thing. Oh my God. That could happen. Worst nightmare.

No, but that's why like. It's my worst nightmare. Like, and that's why we can't ever have guests on this show. We can't have guests. We can't like be, we just have to stay where we just have to stay where we are we do not we can't have celeb friends unless it's someone we talk about everyone all the time and even the people who we say the nicest things about like i'm sure you could find a soundbite of us being like shady shady yeah no

the thing is is like it's actually and i'm not to be like woe is me it's actually a really annoying weird part of this job is like you're required to be and I'm sorry in order to be like funny you have to be critical to do a podcast where it's like that performance was amazing like how boring is that like there there are things that require critique and that's us honesty as long as you do it in a nice way and in order for us to like really perform well at our jobs like it does require us to be honest you're right and sometimes that honesty can be awkward like I saw a million years ago like a podcast have a guest on and then like the fans of that guest were resurfacing old clips that the the podcasters had spoken about like it was mean and oh my god I died for them like that's my worst nightmare

nightmare we've had some people like reach out to be guests and we're like it's too awkward we've said even though we're fine with them i'd love to talk to them like we've just said too many honest things shady things yeah what was the podcast you're talking about you're not gonna say i know i like them i don't want to disgrace them but i saw it happen to them and i was like oh my god that's my worst nightmare yeah i feel like actually i can say it like yeah because actually i thought what they had said so chicks in the office had katie perry on oh and they had done like a really funny segment when she was being sued by those nuns and it was just like it wasn't the most nice flattering but it was funny and oh my god like the katie perry stands like why would

she go on this podcast like and they resurface these old clips and like that's how that's how i saw that clip for the first time i was like oh that's actually funny but it's awkward it's awkward and it's impossible when you talk about pop culture as much as we do and they do and you also want to have guests like the wires are going to get crossed no I'm sorry like I felt I fell for them so hard like I would I'm sorry I would never like really I thought all the whole thing happened on TikTok I was like oh my god this is my worst nightmare coming true yeah so that's why one of the many reasons we don't have guests. And why we don't have a lot of like celebrity friends. Yeah, that's why. Because we just like need to be able to be honest with you guys.

Yeah. So we're staying away from them. They're not staying away from us. They're banging down our door. Boom, boom. And we're like, guys, stop. It's embarrassing. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that's the- You wanted the truth? You got it. Are you ready for our next story yeah i'm gonna switch them up go for it i think it will go better for the flow of the show our next story is some podcasting news that we've been waiting for oh god what joe rogan died totally kidding oh my god no megan markle even though who's megan i guess we're transitioning actually says megan duchess of sussex they're going with the new branding okay megan markle duchess of sussex finds a new

podcast partner in lemonada after the end of her spotify deal okay lemonada lemonada so megan inked a partnership with podcast network lemonada media that comes after spotify's exclusive podcast deal with them archwell productions ended in mid-2023, with the couple having delivered just one show, Archetypes, under the agreement. Under the new deal with Lemonada, Lemonada will distribute the first season of Markle's Archetypes series for all audio platforms

starting in the spring of 2024. So they're just redistributing the same old content? The company will also develop a new, as yet untitled, original podcast series hosted by Megan. Why wouldn't it be Archetypes? Right. Maybe she didn't like that hosted by Megan. Why wouldn't it be archetypes? Right. Maybe she didn't like that sort of vibe. She didn't like that archetype.

She didn't like that archetype. It's also just like kind of an unoriginal, like I'm so over like interview podcasts hosted by celebrities. Like it's, there are too many. And I was just having this conversation with someone. You're really like, you're, it's so competitive and any big celebrity, if they're, they want to go do a podcast, they're going to go to like the person they know it's like or they want to go to the biggest which is like already established or they go to all of them because they're on a press tour and then

you're just a cog yeah so I feel like I'm so over that format and maybe she is too um for Lemonada is a like a lesser known but it is a big company they produce their big project that put them on the scene was Julia Louis-Dreyfus yeah so and all of their podcasts are like women hosted cute and so she put out a statement saying i'm proud to share that i'll now be joining lemonada to continue my love of podcasting i didn't i didn't get the vibe that she loved it no but i love it so i i hope that you do too yeah she said being able to support a female founded company with a roster of thought-provoking and highly entertaining podcasts is a fantastic way to kick off 2024. Our plan to re-release Archetype so that more people can now have access to it because it was only on Spotify.

As well as launching a dynamic new podcast are well in the works. I'm so eager to be able to. I find it shocking that Spotify doesn't own that content. Yeah, and they got like really nothing from that. Out of that deal. Also, it's really hard. In the podcasting sphere like spotify is really like so elite that when you have a deal with them and then you go somewhere else it's just

like no matter what it is it's a step down yeah like the fact that like spotify didn't want to like stay with you it's like well why you know yeah yeah it's like lemonada is great there's something wrong with it but it's just like to go from like being a spotify original and like being like special like to lemonada right yeah it's giving lemonada you know so people are gonna find this clip when we sign with lemon oh my god next deal like we're going to lemonada we but until the deal falls through because this clip by the way we are literally like lemonada's ideal talent we We're like a female fountain. We were probably drawing up the papers

until this episode. Oh my God. Just, I want to say like, I think Lemonada's an amazing company. And, yeah.

You're just jealous. No, no. I love Lemonada. And future me is sorry for what I said. And Lemonada's just as big as Spotify. Lemonada's just as beautiful

as Spotify. Lemonada's just as beautiful as Spotify. Lemonada is just as cool as Spotify. Like, why shouldn't people like Lemonada just as much as they like Spotify? And wouldn't it be okay for one network to be the boss of everybody? Because that's not what podcasting is about. We should totally just stab Lemonada.

Oh no, Spotify. Spotify. I love Lemonada. They're doing amazing things for women in podcasting. No, they're kind of like shifting the landscape of media. I just want to say, as much as we think we're saving our butts with this conversation, now it's like- Dear Media's going to drop us.

Dear Media's watching this saying, oh, they like Lemonada so much? Go! Go! You think they're so great for women in podcasting? Right, right. So you can't say anything. You can't say anything. That's what we're saying.

It's like, why even bother having a podcast in this day and age? No, so that's why we try not to people please. Take us or leave us. No, and the thing is, I do. Love Lemonada. Of course, of course. I mean, that goes without saying. But I do often think that like our podcast like really should not be available.

Like any of our episodes be available longer than a year like I do think everything past February of 2023 like should be archived but like part of your value as a business is your archive of episodes we have thousands of episodes and like it is you know a huge value add for us so like I would never but I do think like you shouldn't be able to access things I said more than a year ago like it's just that's the nature of society people listen I feel like a year is kind of short for us like people will go back and listen even further than that so I could say like two to three years no I know but like then we're getting rid of like iconic moments like closed on Sunday like we can't Robert Flats Robert Flats I but I do struggle Dachshund I do struggle with with that because

it's just no you just have to like let it be and if you say something that like doesn't age well well so such is life in the moment there was nothing wrong with it or else you would have had backlash then oh my god facts and I also feel like people cut this clip next time we get canceled in a year from now surface like old like offensive stuff like they should be apologizing for putting it for back out there reoffending people no you're talking about the bad faith actors the bad faith actors it's like well you just offended a lot of people by showing this thing that nobody saw if it's so hurtful why are you bringing it back up to hurt again and it didn't hurt in the moment if it wasn't you know what i mean no it's so true the bad faith actors should be redistributing it redistributing the

hurt the hurt yeah when it's like nobody was hurting zero we all were just like laying dormant yeah that's another phrase i've been saying a lot that i really like laying dormant it's a good phrase yeah i'm so hungry oh what's what are we gonna do for lunch we were just i don't know i don't know what i'm gonna eat but i'm definitely gonna have a lemonada for my drink so the podcasting news megan markel is taking her talents to lemonada you'll be able to listen to her which is an amazing female founded network amazing yeah doing amazing things thought-provoking conversations really like kind of shifting the landscape of podcasting and media in general as you should but classic lemonada titles our fifth and final story yeah it's just some sweet valentine's day news

that i want to share as just like to share as a lover as a lover because courtney kardashian and travis barker are reminiscing on their 2023 valentine's trip wherein they got pregnant so i saw she posted this like throwback from among geary and i figured she was posting it like i figured that's where they were fucking you know well I think they're kind of like always everywhere but she was effing in Utah on Valentine's Day and she got pregnant so if you want to get pregnant today it only is three thousand dollars a night depending on the time of year I was just no I was talking about like just dates because then Rocky was born November 1st you know there's I you probably don't get these reels where it's like if you get pregnant right now you'll have a baby at christmas oh i kind of love that really sweet so if you get pregnant tonight which i feel like in

the toaster verse like someone's getting pregnant tonight there's definitely a toaster getting fucked like well it's valentine's day yeah that's why but like in a in a um what's the word? Come on. Start to the C. Conception? Consummate. Consummate. It's a consummatory,

in a consummatory way. Got it. No, the word is. Consummate the marriage, yeah. Oh, the marriage. You know, but like someone, someone's getting pregnant tonight, you guys. Someone's consummating.

Someone listening right now. Yeah. So let us know. Someone will have know the baby by christmas oh i mean a lot yeah yeah but no but like a valentine's conception i can't say the phrase like god willing without like talking like i live in a shuttle god willing god willing glenn harrow yeah yeah i got like a rabbi's wife in poland god willing we should be so lucky your mouth mouth took out tears. No, but with the little jingle in it. Like, oh my God, we should be so lucky. Anyways, I hope for one of you, or many of you, early November babies. Okay, let's make a deal.

If you get pregnant tonight. It has to be tonight. You have to name your baby Claudia or Jackie. Or beautiful names. What if it's a boy? Jack. Claude. Okay, like Claude is an ugly name. No, but Jack is likeudia or jackie or beautiful names oh what if it's a boy jack claude okay like claude is an ugly name but jack is like one of the top 10 i love the name jack jackson okay but what okay fine jack jackson claude claudia i think let's let's find a boy for a jewess clay clarence clarence clarence i love that's a nice name yeah clarence i feel like that's a name that

could just like one day become a really popular name that's's what happens. Come over here. I want to tell you a secret. Oh, cool. You love me? That's what she said. I said, will you be mine? Of course, turdy. Now, what's amazing about like being a toaster is that. You're getting pregnant. Well, that and the toast is far from over because as promised, we're going to do our Dear Toasters segment, which we do every week. But today we've themed for you guys. It's going to be love themed, Valentine's Day themed. So we have a couple of submissions for you guys. And let me tell you that Dear Toasters is brought to you by Liquid IV.

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That pillow, like, actually makes me really sad. I find it really triggering. If you could just nod, that would be great. Thanks. What pillow? Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. If you want to write in and get advice from us, just know it's completely anonymous,

and you can submit two ways. One is thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box there. Or shoot us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Are you ready kids? I can't hear you. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, family owns like rental properties and it was like this young hot thing who kept like texting her husband and we said listen it's a part of his job you might be looking too much into it do you want me to read that oh he said yes you want me to read her original submission no no i remember the submission i just feel like our advice was a little more like keep your eyes and ears open she said hey jackson turdia boy do i have an update for you i was the wife getting bad vibes from a renter and my husband i felt a little silly when you read my submission i thought i was

being a little crazy but my gut kept telling me to keep my eyes open i just got back from a renter and my husband. I felt a little silly when you read my submission. I thought I was being a little crazy, but my gut kept telling me to keep my eyes open. I just got back from a weekend Galentine's trip and while unpacking and doing laundry, I found an opened condom wrapper in the pocket of my husband's jeans. I was fuming but remained calm and waited until he went to sleep

to snoop through his phone. I found messages between this young woman and my husband the night before I came home. They started innocently with her saying her toilet wasn't flushing and him saying he'd come and fix it. Then hours later, her messaging saying, I've been dreaming of you for months and you exceeded all my expectations. He didn't respond and she'd sent him a few more messages that were left undelivered. I don't know what to do. We've only been married for a little over a year and I have conflicting opinions from my two best friends. One, hear his side and potentially work on our

marriage. Two, ruin the Valentine's vacation my husband has planned by handing him divorce papers. How should I address this situation with my husband? Well, all's that to say is your gut is your gut. Yeah. And a woman's intuition is bulletproof. No. And it's like, this was the first time something happened between them clearly. Cause she said like, you know, I've been dreaming of this and it happened. And it's like, you don't miss a thing.

No, you should work for the FBI. And it's like, he hasn't even had time to process that. His affair. Like I had an affair. And how does he feel about it? And like,

does he feel horrible or. He obviously like, it's feeling weird about it. Cause he didn't respond to her. Yeah. And you already know. And he has no time to? And like, does he feel horrible or. He obviously like is feeling weird about it because he didn't respond to her. Yeah. And you already know. And he has no time to even be like, oh, I never want to do that again. So I think that you need to like tell him what you know.

I do love sitting on information for a little bit. Yeah. I think especially something so big. Like I love. Like see what he does next. Right. I mean, there's a chance that he comes like that. He made a mistake.

And this woman is obviously the whore of Babylon because you knew she was acting in this way and maybe like men are dumb and maybe he really just like fucked up and fell victim and no i'm sorry there's personal accountability there is of course but he's the married one he could come to he could still like it's still it just happened he could like feel guilty about it and come clean still like it's still so early i would sit for a little bit i do think how it's always about the crime but it's also about the cover-up i would be really interested to see if he lets this valentine's day trip happen and pretends like everything's good because then he's even more it's both it's what you do but it's also how you recover yeah and how he acts in the next couple of days slash weeks makes a huge difference of the

type of men he is. Does he say, I need to go over, you know, her toilet. That's the new code. Her toilet's not working. And he keeps going over because then, of course, run. You've been married less than a year. Run for the hills. Right.

You have nothing to lose. You've been spared. Like I always say, like, it sounds like you don't have children, so you can really get out clean. And there's honestly nothing more chic than having an ex-husband. Like, I really stand by that. Like, I think it's really fabulous it's not I don't want to have one but for other people I really think it's fabulous so I agree sit on it

for a second like see how he reacts give him time to process what he just did and see how he what kind of man he wants to be yeah and there's nothing wrong with like working through you know infidelity with him don't sleep with him on the valentine's trip he could have an std oh by the way listen to Jackie O right this very moment. I'm assuming the Valentine's Day trip is this weekend. I'm so glad we chose this right now. Don't sleep with him. Jackie's 100%, right?

Even though it sounds like he did wear a condom. Like, who keeps the wrapper? How fucking damn are you? For his scrapbook? No, but also, like, don't have sex with this man. Like, ew. Ew. But I kind of love the fact that like you've

only been married for a year like you you can get out clean and it'll be hard it'll be hard but you've kind of been given a gift because this man is capable of cheating on you which you've just found out it's not like you found out years later when you've had kids and there's so much at stake like and it's he's cheating on you like within a year of your marriage like these are the good times Jackie's so right. Not that there's ever an excuse for cheating. No, but like sometimes, you know, you grow apart and you miss it.

Like, and things happen and it just, you know, and there's, but there's also like more history and there's more to save, you know? Because sometimes they feel the way about cheating, like, oh, goodbye. But then also like you look at David Beckham and Victoria and that's the sort of cheating that you should work through.

Right, but that was like years into it. Yeah, there's things worth worth saving things in which to save yeah so uh yeah let's see what he does this weekend I feel sad that you have to spend alone time with him and maybe maybe you bring it up this weekend if the time is right you'll know trust by the way you're again yeah just keep your gut has been like we I remember being like I think you're being a little nuts I was so wrong your gut is foolproof trust your gut like I really you were right this should really sort of solidify that like you are a smart person and you know how to handle this like I feel like I can't even give you advice like you are best

equipped just don't have sex with him Jackie's's 100 right yeah just say you're in your period and cramps and you know all that all that all that i have a headache are you ready for our next one that was like so crazy that is crazy i'm also like sad i know when i climb into bed i start feeling sad i suddenly i miss my mom and my husband who didn't wait then we're good i miss when my husband didn't cheat on me. Wait, men were good. I miss when my husband didn't cheat on me. This is also like, I didn't, I just. Well, not me. I feel like someone could clip that. Oh my God. That, between that and Lemonada.

Clips are haunting us. Should we stop? Never. Um, what was I going to say? The next one? Well, yes, but I had something, one last thing I wanted to say, but I forgot. That you climb into bed, you start feeling sad. No.

Um, hello Jackson Claude. I need your take. My PJom boyfriend and I've been together for five years my boyfriend's mom who i adore is very typical jewish mom to her only son my boyfriend she sends him gifts constantly lululemon new shoes which makes it hard for me to keep up and i don't know how to deal with her sending him things for valentine's day i was planning on baking for him but then a big cake and other nice gifts arrive at his door before i even get the chance that's kind of crazy it's like this for every holiday and I know it's sweet but can't Valentine's Day like just be for us that's how I feel do I say something to him or do I just let it

go sincerely a toaster who wants her boyfriend to be like her his she wants to be her boyfriend's only valentine yeah no I love you know mama spoiling him and silly gifts here gifts there but for Valentine's Day that she sent him a cake like let's take a step back yeah so i actually my husband's mother is always sending gifts and valentine's day too but the difference is is they're never like crazy they're always just like really like sweet little gift bags and it's for both of us like we just saw them for dinner and she gave us like a little valentine's day bag which had like candies like little and it said to Ben and Claudia. So he didn't have enough chocolate hearts. Right. He had to take mine. It was for Ben and Claudia and like I never I don't feel like it threatens my position in any way. It's like always really sweet. It's also like a gift for me. Yeah. So the fact that this

woman is only sending it to the boyfriend like it's it's intentional what she's doing. For sure. She's like marking her territory and on Valentine's Day like it's inappropriate. Yeah but I'll say there's one thing that she can't do and that's getting some lingerie and and shake her booty so factual you're gonna have to get creative like so yeah no step it up in that department yeah clips cake what oh yeah we're using that cake you know in the oh right that cake in the bedroom eat it out of my pussy like you're right you're right but you want to send a cake i'll put it up my ass okay i like that jackie i like you know you're giving good advice today thank you yeah yeah head over you know get some get some lingerie get creative yeah and do the things that she can't do the

things that she can't do you'll eclipse her in mere moments i love that our third and final dear toasters is um and by the way i did you do what you needed to do yeah okay yeah yeah you did okay um our third and final to your toasters is a little money awkwardness which i love hey ladies tonight on our early Valentine's Day date, my boyfriend of four years revealed to me that he thinks we should sign a prenup before we get married. He told me on New Year's that this is the year we get married and I've been so excited for it. It's about damn time. But now he's brought up an idea of a prenup. For context, we live in the Midwest and I just had a career change. So I don't have a ton now, but I have

potential of making a lot of money. He has a steady paycheck, which we still, which he still will not reveal to me how much he does make. He recently said, are we at that stage yet? When I asked, I know he doesn't make more than maybe 40 K more than me currently, which is less than $80,000 a year. But for real, I pay this man rent every month. We split everything 50 50. And now he's asking me for a prenup. Am I getting mad and upset for no reason? reason p.s he told me it was a red flag that i was mad or do i have a reason to be bothered thank you i just want to say like this guy like making like a normal amount of money like nothing crazy and also she didn't say he comes for money or anything so that's not an issue and like preempting like i want a prenup it's like chill

calm down like you are not Prince Harry like calm the fuck down yeah um he just sounds like he's getting like a little ahead of himself especially when you're the one who just actually recently took the career change and you are the one who has more potential more potential to be making honestly it might behoove you to sign it I know it feels like he's being short-sighted because right now he makes like forty thousand dollars more than you whereas in the future it sounds like honestly sign it like I kind of love that because I just and I do want to say I don't want you to throw away like your four-year relationship like he sounds like a dick like saying like you being a little kerfuffled he just brought up this

conversation you've never now he's like gaslighting like you're allowed and he says like that's a red flat you're allowed to be taken aback by having a conversation that you've never had in four years I kind of hate him like yeah it's not the way to go about it. But I also can imagine, I hate when sometimes like the, the message is bad and people blame it on the delivery in general. You know what I mean? It's like, there was no right way to tell me that. It's true. It's true.

Like, I was never going to be happy to hear it. It was going to be blown up regardless. Like, you now gaslighting me saying like me having a reaction is a red flag. Like, okay, seriously, like calm down. Yeah. Also, like, I just think it's kind of crazy. Like, this isn't like a super rich person being like, I need a prenup It's giving like small dick energy. It is. I'm sorry. And also the fact that he's not even transparent about what he makes but it's like so we're either going to be

transparent or we're not. I'm going to touch your hand when I say this. Yeah we don't even know what we're dealing with. No I hate this man. I'm sorry, I hate your boyfriend. Sorry to this man. Because, like, it's been four years, but, like, it's never too late to start over. It's true. No, I don't like him. Yeah. Yeah. Monitor this behavior.

Monitor. And you know what? You need to find out how much money he makes, because that changes the whole situation. Like, if he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars, like, oh, okay. Maybe he does, like, day trading or whatever. Right. Some people do that. He has a side hustle.

So then this behavior is like understandable. He's just protecting what he's built. And I really do respect that. But if he just like has a regular job and like, isn't like a super wealthy person personally, like there was no reason for him to be acting this way. And like, honestly, it's kind of like, I just feel like he's kind of giving me the ick. Him and his small dick energy versus like you being a fabulous toaster.

Like who had the courage to like start more earning potential and you should sign it. And you had the courage to like start. You have more earning potential. And you should sign it. And you had the courage to like make a career change later in life. I think a lot of people would be afraid of doing that. Like there's so much. You sound like an amazing person. Like don't sell yourself short. That's all I'm saying. I think you should sign it.

I think you should sign it too. Because I think like congratulations sir. You played yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Years from now like you're getting divorced. And like you're so rich. Yeah.

And he's a pauper. He had his $40,000 that he didn't want to share with you. Right. Right. And it's like in 10 years from now $40, you're getting divorced and, like, you're so rich. Yeah. And he's a pauper. He had his $40,000 that he didn't want to share with you. Right, right. And it's, like, in 10 years from now, $40,000 to you, millionaire queen, will be nothing. Yeah. Love. Well, that's our show. That is our show.

That was such a great one. That Lemonada thing was hysterical. Yeah, no. Lots of jolly good laughs and jolly good times on this lover's day. And you just really never know, like, when a toast episode is going to hit. And that one truly hit. Yeah. And the title that we came up with,

I already forgot it. Yeah, me too. No, it was, it was an acronym. Yeah, we'll get back to it. Oh my God. Hello. Where's Ben?

Oh, he's right here. Oh my God. Valentine's Day lovers. Our valentines came to give us a kiss. I did. Okay, Ben, you're blocking the whole camera. I'm sorry. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. Okay I did. Okay, Ben, wait. You're blocking the whole camera.

I'm sorry. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. Okay, wait. Come. Why don't you sit right here? Oh. You could sit here, too. Good morning, friends.

Is your leg broken? It is. I'm also... Am I in frame? Oh, I can see myself. I also wanted to give all of you... Wait, you're not talking into the microphone. I also wanted to give all of you a Valentine's Day treat on video.

Oh, my God. Are you going to give a spritz code? I know how much... Oh, no. I know how much you all love my feet. Oh. Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. Happy Valentine's Day.

I thought you were going to give a spritz code. We could. Oh, fuck. There's still time. Yeah, just make it. Make one up now. Oh, true, true, true. Lover. Lover.

Use code lover, L-O-V-E-R for 20% off. No, give them 25. Give them 25. 25. 25% off. No, give him 25. Give him 25. 25% off. Sightwide. Sightwide. Sightwide. Lover 25.

Okay. Lover 25. Sightwide for the next 48 hours. That's it. Okay, quick smooch. I can't feel my legs. God. Love you.

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shut the fuck up you should forget don't forget never listen to good guys don't forget they're bad bad should forget. Don't forget. Never listen to good guys. Don't forget. They're bad, bad guys. The episode with Terry Dubrow is so good.

They'll really like it. Ben is going to leave me for Terry Dubrow. We actually already said that on the show yesterday. We do hype you up. Right. But you're just a victim.

I don't think you don't. You're a victim. My comments would say otherwise. You're a victim. Apparently we're in a feud. What are we fighting about? I don't even know. Jackie's in a one-way feud

with me and herself and I don't even know what the feud's about. Victim energy over at the good guys. Bye, snowflake. Get up. I can't feel my legs.