The Toast - The Cheese Stands Alone: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Oh my God. Okay, that's depressing. Yesterday was a long one.

I guess it's Tuesday. So sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Here to lift everyone up in spirit and in warmth and love. I love your warmth and love, Koji. You better. It's so warm and love. I love your warmth, Koji. I just feel like I have really nothing to give today since I ran no errands before the toast.

And while yesterday morning was incredibly traumatizing, I realized if I ever have errands, I need to do them before the toast. Because like me and my errands were so interesting. You and your errands. Getting all errands. Getting all errands for toast. I love that song. What is it? Me and my teddy. Getting all ready. Getting all ready for school. What is that from? You know, classic tings.

baby tings yeah yeah not like a film or anything no i think it's just like a who's teddy i think it's a jingle who isn't teddy so true happy tuesday everyone we've got a great show for you guys we've got stories we've got d tq new your toasters community we're running on time this week unless you know we have a breaking news yeah or like a lot of pre-facified manner an episode runs like no i'm kidding we won't and they're actually amazing today or if i like watch a tv show in the middle of this episode and have to do a TV recap. Speaking of like random TV, I like did something so crazy last night? Crack? Crazier. Meth? I finally got it. Crazier. I don't know our sounds because I'm not stop, stop. Stop. Start it again. I did something crazy last night. Crack? Crazier. Meth.

Crazier. I watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is the original sound and I just randomly decided. And the day I got it right. The weird thing about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is like nobody's talking about it even though it's Rachel's like big season. I only watched one episode and I forgot the last season was so good like Sutton v. Doreet, you know, like lots going on. I love it. I watched the first two episodes of this season a while back. I just have fallen off like Southern Charm, but I'll be back. It was good. And like the Garcell of it all. I forget. I don't know why no one's talking about it. The season is like ripe for goodness. And I haven't met the new girl yet, but apparently she's crazy. People are talking about the new girl.

Yeah. So I'm excited to be a part of it again. I apologize for my delay. You know, I don't pay for subscriptions, like, unless I need them. So, like, my peacock does lay dormant until the Olympics, which are coming up. And I feel like that's up until recently. Oh, and I needed it for Love Island, but I did cancel it after Love Island because I am a fiscally responsible person. So I wasn't going to renew for... How do you watch traders? Well, now I have it because of traders, which allowed me to watch the Real Hospice of Beverly Hills. Your cardboard cogi. I just want to say, like, I know some people cancel their subterpients, like, when they're not using them. But, like, it's your, there's nothing superfluous, like, or extravagant of you paying for Peacock year-round,

like when your job is TV? A hundred percent. There's just something about Peacock. Like, I will never, like, cancel months of Netflix. I will never cancel months of Hulu. I've never canceled Max. Like, something about Peacock, like, it's so temporary to me. I can't explain it.

Transient. Apple TV Plus, like, yes, when the new Ted Lassow came out, I would buy it for that month. I don't need Apple TV Plus year-round. It's like a fake platform. Peacock is becoming less and less fake, but I'm not at the place yet where I need it year round. Sorry. I'm just not.

I should just give you my subscription. Right? No. No. And you know what? I feel like we haven't even talked about. Which like is disgraceful because it is our jobs to remind people like when the Olympics are happening. Like the Olympics are happening so soon.

February 2026. That's literally in a week. Okay. And you know I fucking live for the Olympics. Where are they happening? Somewhere fabulous. Milano. Yeah, somewhere fabulous.

I think it's the Lano. And it's winter sports. Like it's so chic. It's obviously not as exciting as a summer Olympics. But it's exciting nonetheless. And it was the summer before last that we were watching. You remember in Paris? Mm-hmm.

I just feel like nobody's talking about the winter Olympics. I'll talk about them when it's time. So I'm glad I have Peacock because they're streaming exclusively on Peacock. I just feel like Johnny Weir is going to be all over the Olympics. That is sort of like his time to shine. And he's like on Peacock right now. He's on track. Right.

Imagine if you only had the opportunity to work every four years. Like, yeah, you would show up and show out dazzling every four years. Just because, like, he's on traders. And maybe Tower, maybe together they'll have a show. Oh, by the way. Called, like, Secret Best Friends that Recapping the Olympics. No, it would be called Secret Best Friends that nobody cares about recapping the Olympics. Yeah, no, that's definitely why they were both cats because it does feel random to have like two-figure skaters.

I guess so. And you forget about like the Peacock Olympics. That's good synergy. Agreed, agreed. I could get, like, get some on Biles in there. Get one of the gymnastics. Oh, she's summer. Oh, right. Okay, but, okay, in two years.

Yeah. Oh, in two years we'll have gymnasts on traders. Swimmers. Get Katie Ledecki on there. Okay. Yeah, you know who will be on traders? Alona Marr. One thousand percent. But she's still an active Olympian. Oh, is she? Yeah, she's like the best in her league. You know who is going to be on traders and who's perfect for traders? Except clearly they cast Colton. So like they don't care about people with like kind of sketchy pasts. Ryan Lockday. He's ripe for right. Traders. Oh, yeah, for the summer traders.

The Ryan Lockty arc is insane. Yeah. He was like on his way. It's just, you know what? It's actually not. He just caught Michael Phelps in like a bad spell because I don't feel like he was even that like amazing of a swimmer. No, I think he was amazing.

He was like he beat Michael Phelps. Like he's obviously better than Michael Phelps. But Michael Phelps was just like doing, you know, inhaling stevia or whatever he said. The opposite. Ryan Lockty is like sham and secretariat. Like in any other year, sham would have been the fastest horse on earth. But because he was up against like a super horse. That's Ryan Lockty and Michael Phelps, who's the secretariat.

And then he Jesse Smoletted, right? He did something. He did something like that smelled of Jesse. Yeah, and it was like at the Olympics. Yeah, he said he was like... He, like, robbed at gunpoint by like Brazilian... It was in Brazil, Rio Olympics, by like Brazilian thugs. And the gas station footage said otherwise.

Yeah, yeah, he was like covering his arse. And then he had an e-show, like, you know, living Lockty, something like that. he's just an interesting guy Even I didn't watch that Yeah Yeah and he was from Florida Everybody loves him like Gainesville Right go Gators

Is he a Gator? Yeah he was like a Gator Something like that I wasn't Florida proud back then So I don't I don't remember I just feel like his art could be studied Because he like should be at the level of Michael Phelps You know And you know who Michael Phelps looks like

That I feel like we're not talking about enough He looks like Justin Baldone So they both for like a brief period of time Had a Man Bun Oh And they looked exactly like During the Man Bud era Okay

Yeah If that's how you feel. Okay, Ms. Trudgeball. Okay, Ms. Trenchball. That's what Ms. Honey would say. I just want to say that when you make calls, like I'm always like hyping up your calls. You don't hype up my calls.

Some of them you do. I hype up most of your calls because I believe in you and like I believe you. You believe in my calls. Yeah. And it's not even that I believe in your calls, it's that I believe in you. Okay. And I just got a sense recently, actually,

that you don't believe in me. Okay, but let me ask you something. Say you make a call and like in my heart, I don't see it. what should I say? So the fact that you are capable of not seeing it means you don't see me. Okay. Like I see you so wholeheartedly that like your calls are brilliant because I see you.

You're just making better calls. Like what is like, no, sweetie, no. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to like. Start making calls. I'm going to sneak attack you with a bad call that I don't even believe it. Oh, so you're pre-meditating.

And see if you. Believe it. Just blindly believe my call. You're like maybe. Because you're saying you. finally believe my calls because they're mine. Like I'm just now like you didn't like my band, my, um, Katie Perry, Travis Kelsey comparison.

Like you gave it back to me, told me to workshop it. Um, so it's just two days in a row where you're not seeing or believing in me nor my calls. And I just want to let you know, I notice it and I resent it because I see and believe in your calls. And I don't think that your calls are just like generally better. Let me tell you my lived experience with your call today. Okay.

You said, do you know who Michael Phelps looks exactly like? And I was waiting for you to like say. And then I would be like, oh my God. Yeah. But when it was just Madone, I was like, oh, no, I've never thought that. So what do I say? Just remember, I backed you when you said Justin Rose looked like Hannah Brown, okay? Back in the day, you said that Whitney Rose from Celtics said his husband looked like the

Bachelorette Hannah Proud. And I had your back because you know what? I did see it. But that's because I see you. Okay. Fucking bitch. Just you don't see me. That's plain and simple.

Okay. Well, I'll work on my site. Yeah, get your vision tested. And maybe you can hone in on those calls. We can work together. No. I'm more of like a lone wolf. The wolf.

The cheese stands alone. Okay. What's that? Oh, you don't know the cheese stands alone? The cheese in your purse? Is it still there? Oh, my God. What a fucking mistake with that cheese in my purse.

Do you pull out that cheese on the show? Yeah. Yeah. You guys saw my cheese yesterday, right? Yeah. Well, I had to go back. I forgot to, like, drop it in the fridge. Then I'm, like, running these errands with the cheese.

And I was, it was still a little cold. You literally, like, met up with Ben in the middle of the forest. To change the cheese. Because Ben was coming here and there's a fridge here. Okay, that's where, like, my cheapness. Like, it was $6 worth of cheese. I got two packs. It was more so not the money, like, the convenience of having to go back.

You literally broke your back to get this cheese. Yeah. But look at the content we got out of the cheese. No, I have no issue. But just, like, the fact. that the cheese was in your purse all day. Not all day, but like till midday. And then later in the day, you actually needed the slice of cheese.

Yeah. But you had already done the handoff. I was making a grilled cheese and I was like, well, only I had the cheese. But if I had still had the cheese, it would have gone sour by then. Yeah. It looks like you need a little refrigerate or if only like ice packs from your breast milk. Yeah. Or if like I just like Instacarded the cheese, you know?

You need a little travel pack. Yeah. With a breast milk and. Yeah. Cheese ice pack. Yeah. So I started the real housewives of Beverly Hills last night. I don't have like any ever-present thoughts except that like I just forgot about Bose and how much about like I love her so much.

And she just got engaged. Okay. And I read a blind, which please take it. I think I saw the same thing. That she is pregnant by surrogate. Well, I read a blind that a housewife is pregnant by surrogate. But it could be anyone in the multitude of states. It could.

I don't know how many housewives are on their like child rearing journeys. A lot of them like we come to know them long after that. journey's over. Especially ones who would be doing it via surrogate, which we know that that would be Bose's journey. So I just, I believe that it's Bose. And I'm glad her and Kiley are still together. Like in the beginning, last season, it was giving like maybe like, you know, showman's.

Like she just like needed a storyline. But no, it's true love. Yeah. It's really cute. How do you feel about Rachel Zoh? I know it's early to make a call, but like, are you feeling her presence? I am. I mean, I thought she was going to give us nothing.

Like people who are at that level, like very Denise Richards. Sometimes they feel like they don't have to show up because they just show up with their name and it's enough. But not her getting into the custody battle and everything, like right off the jump. Loved that. So it sounds like she's down to clown, which I love. Yeah. If you're not going to get down and like sling mud with the rest of us, get out of here.

Yeah. I liked her. I'll go back to watching it. I just did some personal admin last night, you know. Had to catch up on the old email. Oh, okay. I didn't get any emails. I'd like, you know, catch up on my calls with family and friends.

Oh, yeah, of course. So I had to just like set aside time for that. That's beautiful. Yeah. And it was a Monday, so I was like, I'm not missing anything if I don't watch TV. Yeah, tell me lies is what, Tuesdays? I guess so. Like, not everything in my life comes out on Thursday that just doesn't work for my schedule.

Like the pit comes out on Thursday. Traders comes out on Thursdays. It's annoying. Yeah, what else are we, and Tell Me Lies we're watching? I believe Tell Me Lies comes out on Tuesdays. Yeah, okay, so what time? Oh, it's already out. Oh, great.

So Monday nights technically. No, no, we'll watch it tonight. 12 a.m. Monday. We'll watch it tonight. And we'll recap tomorrow. But tomorrow. What am I doing? Oh, where? I'm going out tonight. Let's go out tonight. I have to go. No, no, no, nah. You know where I really need to go? I need to go to the mall. And I want to thank everybody for not, like, clowning on me in the comments about the fact that I've, and thank

God we're sitting behind a desk because I've wear the same pair of pants every single day. Actually, got new pants today. What are those pants? They're Guizio. Danielle? Do you know her? Like fancy? Yeah, I'm wearing Guizio. You're wearing fancy pants? Yeah.

Like from Revolve? From Guizio. It's like Danielle Guizio. Yeah, why is it so shocking that I could wear a nice pair of pants? No, I'm curious, like, is Danielle Guizio different than Guizio? No, no, Guizio is the brand. And it's, yes, formerly, the artist formerly known as Danielle Guizio. Okay.

And I keep singing, Pino Guizio girls. I just want to say, like, it is, you're wearing fancy pants. Yeah, I know you think I live in a cardboard box. but I'm actually like an extremely affluent woman. Yeah, I'm wearing cashmere pants from Guizio. I'm sorry, that's like a low-key sleigh on the Tuesdays. Yeah. You guys can't see my pants, but I'm wearing like cream barrel jeans.

Oh, sorry. So I absolutely need to go to a store. Like I was supposed to be here for two weeks. I don't know when the hell I'm going home. I'm having such a fabulous time. Like, why would I go? The weather's insane. So yeah, I need to like buy a pair of underwear.

I'm literally right. Like, I don't have anything. And I want to appreciate everybody like not commenting on the fact that there's like four shirts in rotation. And I wear each four. every week. I try to like, you know, do the Monday shirt on Friday. Like, I try to stretch it out. But it's just, I need to go to, like, a store. So let's plan a mall trip. Like, and we'll plan it, not just like run over there.

Like, let's, you know. Pump. Or maybe strollers. Like, let's, okay. Let's go, you know. LFJ. We can park up at the mall. Yeah. There's a bag I want to see. Oh. I have to see. There's a gal I want to see. I have to see about a bag. So just thanks everyone for your patience. I think you look great. And like with a hundred thousand hair. You don't need anything else. Oh, I'm not wearing my headphones today.

Oh. Do I need them? No, because you have a hundred thousand dollar hair. I just love hearing you. Oh. Fa la la la la. And you know what I have? She sings that song, Fala.

Fuck. You fucking bitch. I was going to say Hillary Duff. Oh, that's what you were singing? Yeah. Someone's what. Yeah. I'll wait.

I'll be to it. Okay, wait. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la La la la la. Ha ha. No, you're not. Ha. Ha.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. She's really good. Oh, good stuff.

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Oh. Just new messages, not that have been unsealed, but that people are. I know, it was so much, like, shit release that it's taking people. It's kind of like WikiLeaks. Yeah. They were finding shit. I don't really remember, like, WikiLeaks. But I remember it was like weeks.

Yeah, it's weeks of stuff. So then, like, there's more headlines. But also, our sources saying that Taylor Swift is fuming over the release of her private text. Oh, is she? As she's dragged into Blake Lively's legal drama. So Taylor Swift is reportedly fuming over the release of her private text with Blake since being dragged into Atrix's legal battle with Justin Maldoni. A source told us weekly, so take it with a grain of salt. But like it feels it doesn't feel like it would be so crazy.

It's not far fetch. This feels extremely factual. They said it's honestly been really hard for Taylor. Having her texts out there made her feel exposed and kind of violated. Like something private suddenly wasn't hers anymore. That doesn't sit well with her. Yeah. I felt it when I was reading them.

I think everyone did. It feels so crazy that we were reading like the inner. most thoughts of Taylor and her number one girl for years. Like it is, I know it's just like a text message, but it's like a stream of consciousness and it is such an invasion of privacy. So I don't know if this Us Weekly story is real or not, but like, duh. Especially because these were put forth by Blake and her team to prove something because we learned at the end of last week that like Justin actually has no claims in play anymore. His suits have been tossed out. Yeah. So Blake is suing him, his countersuit, because I was confused after last week and I asked chat to explain it to me like

I was a 12 year old. He was countersuing Blake and the New York Times, but a judge tossed his. So it's just Blake suing him now. Like that is the case we are studying and preparing for. Yeah. And so this is Blake. And what's so crazy is that like Blake's evidence. And I know there's two things going on like the court and the court of public opinion,

but like Blake's documents, which was supposed to like vindicate her have somehow made her situation worse. And especially because like I was thinking, I'm like maybe her and Taylor like are still friends. Like we've never really gotten a confirmation. No, this means not. Yeah, yeah. I was holding out hope. No, I really don't think so at all. And then also, Justin Baldoni was called a moron by a studio exec for allegedly alluding to rape in an interview, a press interview for the movie.

Yes. So this also was reminding me of the Sony. Like, remember when all those Sony executives, like emails were hacked by North Korea or whatever? So they say, that's still the craziest thing ever. What? They don't know who was? Well, they said it was North Korea because of Seth Rogen. Because of the movie.

Yeah. Seth Rogen, yeah. The interview was coming out. And North Korea didn't want it to come out, so they leaked Sony's emails. And it just like, that sounds crazy. It does sound really crazy. Like a company versus a country. And it was never confirmed.

That was just sort of like the theory. Well, a lot of things came out. A lot of emails between like people whose names you wouldn't know, but they're like very high-powered executives. Maybe it was like confirm that that's what it was. But if that's what it was, that was crazy. And what's so crazy is like. They were like holding the movie.

Like not Kevin Hart like being coming the biggest story from that stupid saga when like he was like, he wouldn't post his own movies without getting paid extra for social promotion. And you know what? Like I kind of feel that. He's a business man. Yeah. Like, but that was the big headline and it wasn't even like, he wasn't even a part of the interview. And then they like still put out the movie as like an act of defiance. And like if you went to see it like you were like scared. No, like it was like an act of defiance. It was a revolution. Yeah. You were a revolutionary. I can't remember if I saw the movie. I think I did. You definitely did. I don't feel like it was like that good. I get it confused with Al-A-Din. Oh. What's that movie? The dictator. Yeah. The

interview versus the dictator. And they're both about like North Korea like figure. in countries, right? Yeah. Yeah. And who played Kim Jong? It wasn't Seth, was it? No, are you crazy? What is this movie?

Like, I don't even remember it. James Franco, and they go to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, played by Randall Park. Okay. I don't even remember, like, the film. I just remember the drama. And I think also they, like, got an interview. They're, like, two, like, bozos to get an interview, and then they have to, like, go undercover. Yeah. Do some, I don't know. Got it. Okay. Well, these, I find the emails from all the

executives to be like so interesting because obviously, um, oh, so what they said about Justin Baldoni. He was apparently doing press and like being hella inappropriate. So much of that the executives at Sony were like, we need to have a call with Justin and his PR team because he was like basically saying. He said, Justin is basically alluding to raping Atlas out of Lily when talking to the Dallas Morning News. We cut the tape, but he is a moron. He shouldn't do any more press, but he has a lot less. so maybe we can talk ASAP. That's just interesting because like Blake has been the one largely accused of not being sensitive to the film's issues.

It seems like everyone was struggling. It is a sensitive film. But you know what? I was rewatching our episode from Friday and we were talking. I was saying how like, you know, this kind of was like a lose-lose situation because it's like such a sensitive topic. But it's like movies about sensitive topics get made. They're like a million Holocaust movies. Like there are, like people don't struggle this much.

No, this isn't the most sensitive. No. Yeah, I take it back. Obviously, it covers sensitive issues, but, like, sensitive issues get covered in films all the time. No, and, like, every movie is about some sort of, like, serious movies. Right. Serious. Covered, like, real-life historical events, like, of terrible things.

I can't think of a movie nowadays that doesn't cover a serious. Unless it's a joke of a movie, you know. The interview. That's a serious issue. Yeah, no. I take it back. I just want to say. No, this movie isn't any more sensitive than anything else.

Yeah, agreed. It's not like, yeah, it's not special. Yeah. It's just everybody like working there was like not okay. I would say the only maybe challenge they faced is the sensitive nature of the movie is a bit of a spoiler. So how do you market it? Talk about it. Yeah.

Without also, you need trigger warnings nowadays. So that's a little dicey. But again, they can't be the first people to have to. No, agreed. Agreed. Just like the book itself was marketed, you know. Correct. But the book itself was not marketed.

as a story about domestic violence. No. I had no idea when I read it. When you read Colleen Hoover, I don't know. I feel like they're just not giving audiences like enough credit. Like that you could pick up a book

and maybe it's not like what you thought it was and that's okay. Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, trigger warning. And that's what the rating is for. Yes. To keep audiences out who aren't prepared to see it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So more emails, more drama. It will continue. It's going to get worse before it gets better. Anna Wintour got thrown in there. Jamila Jamil got thrown in there.

And then Jamila Jamil made this like turn video. Like defending herself. Do we talk about Jamila Jamil's like response? Not the response. We talked about like the citation of Jamila McChimil, but not Anna Wintor. She was saying. She said to Blake, I saw the movie. It was so sorry.

It was such a terrible experience. It seemed like Blake would have told everyone who was who would listen about her terrible experience. She said the rooftop scene. Yeah. This fucking rooftop scene. I literally said to Jackie the other day. I'm like, I don't want to sound dumb because I saw the movie and read the book.

What fucking scene? And then Jake was like, it's when they meet. Oh, yeah. So like the first scene of the movie. When Ryle and Lilly meet on the rooftop of their building. That's how they meet each other. For the first time. It's the first scene in the book.

Yeah. And she rewrote it. That was like something I came out like years ago that like that was really contentious. It was her stab at like rewriting like Ryan manipulated it and like this rooftop scene. Yeah. Okay. I don't even know. I actually need to go watch the movie.

Have you never seen it? No. Oh, I'll watch it with you. because now I need to like study it. And like the rooftop scene, I didn't. And like I need to see the brilliance of the rooftop scene. Yeah. I feel like it's so crazy that in all of this,

there's no like emails or anything talking about the wardrobe and the hair, which was such a topic of conversation. This movie was scandalous before the big scandal. When we saw those pictures, the thing is I saw the movie and it was really crazy that she dressed like that. It wasn't enough to distract it. I actually happened to have really liked the movie. But why was she wearing and doing all?

that. I don't know. And I feel like that's on him because he like directed and produced the movie. So like he got the wardrobe. But you know she's like so wardrobe girl. She's like no is known for like styling herself. I can see her like bringing her clothes and wigs from home. It's crazy that no one's like mudslinging about that. That's what I'm saying. That was such a thing before the movie. I imagine like the PR department for Sony was kind of like freaking out when those pictures came out because it was so negative. Like where are the emails about that? Because that was so funny. Yeah. Like it was crazy. Who's doing is that? Everyone wants, like, credit and they also want to, like, voice blame on all the shitty parts of the movie. Like, who did that?

And not the person, like, who actually, the costume to record. Who, like, sewed the dress. They're just doing what they're set told to do. But, like, whose vision was this? Yeah. I just want to quickly return to Jamila Jamil's response video because I just feel like it needs to be mentioned how strange it was. So it was like the day after her involvement was leaked.

And she said that, like, sorry, she took so much anti-anxiety medication the day before because, you know, internet, so she wasn't able to respond. And it was just a weird video. I don't really, like, know or care what she said. But, like, her nipple, like, almost slipped out. Like, her boobs are, like, so, it was... I couldn't tell if it was, like, intentional or not, like, how much cleavage she had. And I'm not one to even notice stuff like that.

I know. Can I show you? Sure. It was just, like, really cleavagey. And I don't even, like, use the word cleavage ever. It was just, like... What? It was boobie.

It was giving boobby. I was just, like, letting you finish what you had to say about what she said, and then you said her nipple? What? here what yeah okay i'll stay too okay is that just like a lot of breast oh that's not what i thought it was going to be like i feel like you hyped up the amount of breast do you think it's an appropriate amount of breast or am i being like weird i i'll never know because you feel like it's just like a lot of cleavage for like a statement i don't know how much cleavage she usually puts in her videos you know I don't know.

And it feels like she's like arching her back. It's like she'll show more cleavage now. I honestly, I can't. Is that a bad call? I can't have my own opinion about it because it's already been muddied by yours. Okay, sorry about that. Like if you showed me the video and then said, what do you see here? Maybe I could have come to my own conclusion.

There is a report in the Daily Mail that said Blake insisted on $600,000 worth of wardrobe for her character. I have to imagine that a lot of the wardrobe was Blake's doing. I just want to say just because she's so fashioning. picture of Taylor and Blake. In a big pencil skirt, like striped. Yeah. And she is known for being, for better and for worse, her own stylist. Yeah.

And I feel like when she goes onto projects, like that's part of Blake beat like hiring. Yeah. I mean, think about like how much criticism she got for the press tour and her outfits, right? Remember all the flowers? Gorgeous. Yeah, they really were. And it was supposed to be like Lily coded, right? So if it was Lily coated, why wouldn't she have done that in the film?

Yeah. Yeah. Can somebody search the WikiLeaks? email and find out who was responsible for these heinous outfits and hair choices? Yeah. And or did everyone feel really good about them? Like, did Blake like them? Oh yeah.

Maybe like they all agreed and like it was just their collective blind spot. Yeah. I don't know. You're bringing out such pargy products. Can I get that one too? Yeah, of course. I just feel like, I don't know why. Sometimes it feels like I'm not wearing enough makeup.

I know. You're beautiful. So I need more lipstick. That's not a good call, yeah. I can leave them. Oh. I like that call of yours. Thanks.

finally. Let's get into the next story. Tyra Banks has premiered or announced New America's Next Top Model documentary. Trailer just drops and she admits she went too far. So Tyra, who hosted the competition reality series for its first 22 seasons, is among those speaking out about the show

in a new documentary called Reality Check Inside America's Next Top Model, which hits Netflix on February 16th. She said, I haven't really said much, but now it's time. Okay. This is just show. year brilliance on Tyra's part. It's giving Faty Amy. She's saying it before anyone else can, because there was a time, and I'm surprised at the time, like, when they were doing the Abercrombie

documentary, where they were going back to, like, early 2000s culture and just like saying how it was all bad and, like, canceling, you know, inside the real Abercrombie. And I'm surprised that there wasn't one about America's Next Top Model, because so many clips resurfaced now and it's like seriously not okay what they were doing to those girls. So Tyra spearheading the documentary so she can't really be canceled. Is an act of like serious. ingenuity. It's brilliant. I don't think that's what it is. I don't think she could be canceled for America's Next Top Model because it's like we all watched it. They said in the documentary like a hundred million viewers. Like if what she was ju-like obviously now. Why the biggest loser, like that was

the most recent documentary had hundreds of millions of viewers and like in hindsight. But no one's like getting canceled for it because it was like everyone was. I don't know. Like in the biggest sister documentary they were like pointing fingers at everyone. Like who Bob and Jillian? Well Bob was a part of the documentary which was smart. was not. Of course, she looked like the villain. You know, the network execs. Like, they're always pointing fingers. Yeah. I just feel like... So being a part of it makes it seem like you're safe. When I saw Bob Harper, I was like, oh, okay, so he's good, you know? Yeah. Um, I don't know. I just feel like everybody watched the show. Nobody had issues with it at the time. And so it's like,

yeah, now we can all like look back. But like then to say, like, to yell at Tyra for something from 20 years ago. Yeah. When at the time everyone was eating it up. No, but that is what happens these days. like, so I could have seen a world in which, like, the documentary came out and, like, Tyra was the devil. Because she wasn't just a host of the show. She was, like, a create. She was deep in the production. So it wasn't like this was just a job she signed up for.

She was at the helm of it. I'm excited to watch it because, yeah, there are clips that go viral. But I haven't seen any, like, of course we see, like, we were all rooting for you. Some of, like, the, like, mean things that are, like, said to the girls. The makeovers. Very culturally inappropriate, culturally insensitive. In this documentary trailer, they show some of, like, the crazier things, which I either forgot or never saw,

which was like they did a shoot where that people had to change their ethnicity. Yes, of course. That clip goes all over TikTok like once a year. It's so, like, crazy. Another one where they were doing the makeovers and they like did some girls' teeth. Yeah, they did like cosmetic surgery

during the makeovers. Yikes. Yeah. So I will be reminded or like learn for the first time of some of the crazier things that happened. Because to me, I'm just like, oh yeah, it was cut throat. Like girls were called fat.

Like they cut off someone's hair and then send her home the next day. Yeah, there are, I think we'll have a moment of reflection and realization when the documentary comes out because we don't think about it on the same level, but it just reminded me it feels a little bit akin to bridal plastic. Do you remember that show? Not well. On E, where it was a bunch of girls who were engaged in a reality competition series where

they lived in a house, they did all these like bridal challenges, like who can make the best bouquet or whatever. And the winners would get the plastic surgery of their dreams for their. wedding. So like if you won the challenge, you could get a nose job and then you were like exempt from the next challenge while you were covered. It is the girls were getting like BBLs. It is the most insane concept for a show. And the fact that that ever made air, like where is the documentary on bridalplasty? Because and we were all watching it like not even thinking it was that crazy. Yeah. No wonder like girls our age are so fucked up. Like why were we? I was watching that in high

school. There was also that show like the ugly duckling or like the swan. The swan. What was that? What was the concept of the show? I think that was the craziest one but I don't remember. Yeah. Reality. It was like a bunch of what they can see. The swan.

It had two seasons. It's an American reality show put on by Fox. Garner negative reception from critics and audiences at the time because a series often focused on the promotion of negative body image for women. The premise was each episode of the series

followed two self-proclaimed ugly ducklings who over the course of the three-month period experienced an extreme makeover from a team that included a personal trainer, a therapist, of course, dentist's cosmetic surgeons, whichever woman was deemed more attractive at the end of the three months,

would move forward to compete in a beauty pageant held at the end of the season. Following the pageant, whichever contestant received the most votes for the greatest transformation was given the title of the swan. That's fucking insane. That's really bad.

That's insane. Okay, wait, hold on. There was a scandal in season one. Right out of the gate. A contestant named Tanya Slovich, she dropped out of the show on her own accord after being caught with a mirror, which was against the rules of the series.

Chills. So another contestant became the swan. Oh, she was about to. win, Tanya, but she lost because she was caught with a mirror. So Merlene Norman won the Swan Pagent. Other contestants claimed the reason for her dismissal was due to her requiring hospitalization and that the mirror thing was a cover-up. That's what other contestants have said.

Oh, my God. This is so crazy. That needs a documentary. That makes America's next top model look like child's play. The winner was awarded a contract as a spokesperson for various sponsors and premiums by corporate sponsors. Crazy time. The series premiered to 15 million viewers.

Like, that's insane. The series received a negative response immediately from TV critics. Entertainment Weekly claimed it was at least people were saying it. A misogynistic mix of TV's twin vices, commercialism and conformity. USA Today said, yeah, yeah. It was widely regarded. Well, a lot of things were, you know, premiered to negative opinions. In 2013, the second season contestant Lori Arias spoke publicly about problems.

she attributed to her participation in the swan, including unresolved surgery complications and mental health problems that she says were exacerbated by her appearance on the program. And in 2010 Entertainment Weekly, ranked the program as the worst reality television show ever produced. And then they, oh, they did a docu-series. Oh, they did.

Vice did an episode on it because Vice had a docu-series called The Dark Side of Reality TV. So this, to me, feels like the beginning of a docu-like a series because it's called Reality Check Inside America's Next Time. Oh. You know, I feel like they could do it for other things, too. Well, bridal plastic next, please.

If that show had zero fans, me and my four high school best friends, like, we're dead. Like, we were obsessed. So this will be good. It premieres Netflix February 16th. Stay tuned. Honestly, I will. And shout out to Tyra for getting ahead of the curve. I just want to say that's a businesswoman.

Yes. Speaking of Netflix content, something I was talking about yesterday, weirdly, that Kim Kardashian Netflix movie. First Look dropped yesterday. Nikki Glazer's in it. Nikki Glazer, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, and Fortune Themster. are the stars of the fifth wheel on Netflix. I told you she's in like the next bridesmaids.

Okay, who is it in now that, okay, Kim, Nikki Glazer. Eva. Oh, no, Evangoria is directing it. Sorry, Brenda Song is the third. And Fortune Feimster is the fourth. The film is set to follow a group of high school best friends as they attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to Vegas. It's giving girls trip, like, which launched Tiffany Haddish's career.

The only thing about this is that like, the only one who seems kind of like a funny actress is, Fortune Feimster. Like, Nikki Glazer's hysterical stand-up. I've never seen her act in anything. Kim is like, you know, kind of a wild card. Brenda Song is a good actress. Is she funny?

Like, this is not the next bridesmaids. I just want to say. So it seems like, so the four, the group of high school friends attempt to reconnect during a weekend in Vegas. Then a hot outsider who's played by Kim crashes their weekend. They're forced to face their messy lives, bad decisions, and unraveling friendships.

Are they all the same age, these women? It's giving me. Like, I don't know. I don't want to be negative. I don't want to be ageist. And this is crazy because Nikki Glazer's like Taylor Swift's number one fan. And here she is cozying up with Kim Kardashian. But a job is a job.

And I feel like Taylor understands that. Yeah. Plenty of people in Taylor's like won't acknowledge. Many of people in Taylor Circle work with Kim, Sabrina being face of skins. Taylor also like won't acknowledge Nikki Glazer because of Miss Americana. Oh. In Miss Americana, Taylor's like first documentary, there's like a montage of like media talking head saying negative things about Taylor during a specific period in her life.

Like you guysers a part of it. And it haunts her. It haunts Nikki Glazer. Like, and she's definitely made up for it, like, by giving like every dollar she ever had to Taylor Swift. But, like, it's just awkward. I think Taylor will move on from it. Nikki Glazer talked about it when she was on the toast if you want to listen to that

episode. I mean, like, the experience of like hearing her voice in a documentary she was like so excited to watch and how it was like quite literally the worst moment of her life. Yeah. Yeah. No, I feel like Taylor will forgive her. Yeah. Like they'll come together.

She calls her, like, she just basically said like her and her friends are like too skinny and bitchy. Like, that's what she says in the clip. There's worse things to say. It's so true. That's, well, too skinny. Oh, no. Nikki Leaser, please stop telling me that I'm too skinny.

It's, like, really toxic of you. Like, I'm just a person. So, um, Eve Lenguaria is directing this movie. And I guess this is the movie that was talked about in that episode of Kardashians as, like, as like, huge when she sold it to Netflix. Um, I'm skeptical. I hate to be so negative. I'm skeptical, too.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But Nikki Glazer and Fortune themes are really funny and Brenda's a really good actress. Yes, she is. So it's possible. It is. Are you ready for our fourth story? Victoria and David Beckham put on a united front with kids after Brooklyn. Yes, everybody showed up, kids and partners.

After Brooklyn's outburst. Victoria was honored in France. And she was photographed walking out of the hot Couture Spring Summer. or 2026 show on Monday. You know, they are handling this, like, extremely well. I don't know. We didn't even talk about how, like, the day after David was doing, like, a GMA type of show in the UK and was asked about it.

And he was just, like, you know, kids make mistakes and they have to, like, sort of come to those realizations on their own, but, like, we love him. It was, like, such a good response. It didn't even blow up in the way that I barely thought. Because he didn't give them anything. No, and he was, it must have made them so mad. Like, because it was very much, like, you're being a petulant child. And, like, we'll be here when you're done in time out.

They are handling this extremely well. I imagine it's been devastating inside the doors of Beckham Castle. But outside, they're doing an amazing job. Like, I feel like I see her everywhere in a positive way, like her business, him, the family. This is a gorgeous picture. It's like, look, we all get along, so we're clearly not the problem. Yeah, especially bringing all the partners. Yeah.

It was a choice. Yeah. Even though, like, they always do this. So it's not like they're being like a fake inclusive family now. The clip from, you know, the Beckham premiere Netflix party that's going viral with Nicola, like, and with her sour pasties. And Victoria giving her back to Brooklyn, they have always been inclusive of all the kids' spouses. So this is not fake and performative. It's just like perfect timing.

It is perfect timing. Yes. The younger boys and their girlfriends, the girlfriends are always there for David's 50th, etc. But she got like a really big honor by the French government. And I don't know that the girlfriends would have been invited any other time for like such a big. honor. You know, it's kind of like being in the wedding pictures when like you're just a girlfriend. For sure. But I don't know. They seem to always be out and about. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. They do always include. Yeah. Which I don't even know that it's the right thing. It's required.

Right. But yeah, there's strength in numbers. Yeah. It's giving like, you know, everyone says you're dead all over. Like we're all saying one thing. No, and like we're all getting along. Right. We're an amazing family who love each other. I don't know what you're talking about. There are two, like, new, you know, variables in the... And they agree with us. Romeo's and Cruz's girlfriends. And they are able to put on a happy face. Like, what's wrong with you two?

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty glaring. But to Brooklyn and Nicholas credit, and I know it's only been one week, they have asked for privacy. And, like, they aren't being like Thirst Monster Generals, but of course, that would be so obvious. Only time will tell. But if privacy is really what they would.

want and that's what they end up doing. Like that will be like the true vindication of them. They're still in their lakefront Canada era. Bays, yeah, for sure. You know, Harry and Megan didn't make the move for like three months. Oh, well, you mean physically moved to the States, but they didn't make a move to like media for maybe a year. Like they were smart.

Well, they did the Oprah interview. Oh, right. And that was like. That was big. That was maybe two months late. Was that two months later? You were in the British Virgin Islands. I was in the British Virgin Islands.

Yes. When was I in the BVI's? No, I think it was actually a year later because they, They exited right. I was in the BVI's March. It was Brian's birthday. Of 21 because they exited right before COVID. Oh, so it was like a year.

So it was like a year before they did Oprah, but they had already moved to the state. Yes, yes, yes. But it was also COVID, so they were limited in what they could do. I think they were stifled by. Satellite interview wouldn't have cut it. No, and like, yeah, they're not going to make their, no one's going out.

Like you can't make your big entree. What are you doing? Right, right, right. To society. So if they're following their playbook, I think we have a couple months before we hear from them. Mm-hmm. fifth and final story. Are you ready for it? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Taylor Farms and

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S-Y-R-N. C-R-N? C-N. This is, first of all, she should be having lingerie. She should call it sin. S-Y-N. Like Sydney? Like she doesn't have an R in her name.

Right. And then sin, it's like sinful. And she is into the double entendreous because she posted a teaser video on Sunday. and she wrote on the mirror in lipstick saying, coming 128, and then the site currently displays the message, I'm coming for you. Got it.

Like cute and funny, that's exactly what she should be doing. Is this what the, like, Hollywood sign fiasco is about? Yes, she was, like, draping bras over the Hollywood sign in a guerrilla marketing stunt for CERN. And they're saying she's getting arrested and all there's backlash, but it's all manufactured, right? Like, it's fake, and they obviously had permits to do so. So they had permits to film, but not to, like, touch the sign and climb on it,

throw bras over it. And they're a dirty underwear on it. So she could get into it. to some legal trouble. It's giving. What is it giving? Come on, read my mind. Vanessa Hudgens.

Yes. Oh my God. We are such sisters. That's what happens when I feel your call. I can complete it for you. Shut up. You're such a teacher. Like with your teachable moment.

Like go away. Can't we just have a nice moment? Yes, it's giving when rest in peace to Vanessa Hudgens and her old boyfriend. What's his name? Austin Butler when they went on like a romantic hike through a national park and carved their names, their initials in a tree, which is cute, but also illegal in a national park. Yeah.

So it's like doing something for content, not realizing next thing you know you're in jail. Yeah, and you told I'm yourself. I can't believe you knew what I was talking about. That's really crazy. Patico. Sympatico. So, yeah, that's what she was doing with her brassiere's on the Hollywood sign. But she's also coming out with a lingerie line.

And it seems to be like, you know, this is her big one. Like it's her line. CERN. It's not like a collaboration. You know, it's this is her big project. She's the face of a lot of things. But she hasn't like come out with her own products. There was a TikTok of like somebody in.

And literally Sidney, was on like eight different brands. She's like the Carastas girl. She's the Moroccan oil girl. You could do Carastas and Maraicca. Maybe not Moroccan oil, sorry. But like she's really commercial. And I feel like she's done so many brand deals. I don't even know all of them.

She did like, K-19. Like she did all- She does like so many. And Carostas and-M-I don't know. Maybe it was a Caristos or K-19. I'm just gonna ask chat, like what brands has Sidney's Sydney Sweeney been the face of in the the last four years. She also did the Dr. Squatch. Yes. So bathwater. She also does Duncan.

Mm-hmm. She did the jeans. Of course. Oh, God. We got to be talking about the jeans. American Eagle, Mew, Mew, that's fine. Armani Beauty, Lenege and Caristos. Okay, those are different categories, but yeah. Samsung, Ford, Hey Dude, Dr. Squash. Baskin Robbins. Baskin Robbins. Baskin Robbins. Not Auto Trader. Now CERN, her own lingerie brand. Like, it's a lot. And I My only fear is like, yeah, girl, get your bag 100%. It's giving a little over saturation. The thing is, so. Now it's her own brand.

I actually don't think so. She's in so many different far-reaching categories that I didn't even realize. Like, there was a time where she did like three in one week, and I think that was like too much. And people were like, I remember when she did Lanesh? I was like, it's enough. Does she have like money problems? Right.

It's giving debt. When she did Baskin Robbins like right after Squatch and Ameri or whatever. She came out with like a cone, right? At Baskin Robbins. It was really low brown. It was too much in one week. But like, I don't know about auto-trail. Trader.

Yeah. Like, I didn't know about Ford. Like, I feel like she's going all over. And like, if you are into Linesh, you also don't know about auto trader. So I feel like she does pretty much a good job. But this is the first time, like... She's launching her own. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm just worried about her and her, like, brand deals. I just get your bag, of course. But when I think of, like, her career longevity, like, I would maybe suggest to slowing it down a little bit. So this feels like a move for career longevity. And now it's like, okay, so you're Sydney, Sweeney, you have all this, you know, buying power amongst your audience. you've sold for all these brands.

So, like, you're going to launch your own brand. And lingerie is, like, obviously what she's going to do. I wonder if she's wearing it in Euphoria, because the Euphoria trailer just came out. They do a five-year jump, and it turns out that Cassie's character is, like, an only fan's model. She makes content on the Internet, like, in her underwear. So that would be great synergy.

That would be great. Surnergy. Sernergy. Why is it called CERN? I really don't want to know. I want to know because I really like Sin. Yeah. It's never too late to rebound.

Look at Skims. We don't even remember that Skim's original brand name was Camono. It's true. Such a bad name, by the way, for like what they were making. They weren't, that's like selling a pack of cookies, like calling it chips. Like a kimono is a type of clothing. It's a type of garment. And she was selling a different garment.

Yeah, but that's also like she was about to change what it meant for something to be kimono. You can't, like change the language. It already exists. No, but that's why it was also a problem. It was culturally insensitive, of course. Yeah. Like the erasure of the kimono. Not for me. I love a fucking kimono. I just want to say, especially when I'm feeling big.

But if you were starting to call like your shapewear kimono. And by the way, a kimono is the total opposite. Shapeware is tight and restrictive. Comono's like big and flowy. No, I know. I'm just telling you. And I'm telling you. That's my call. And what's the call? You're a bitch, okay? All right. Let's have into Deer Toaster's our weekly advice segment.

If you ever want to write into Deer Toaster's, head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box, totally anonymous. or you can write to us via email to your toasters at gmail.com. These are real submissions from real girls. These are kind of a diverse bunch. Ready? Okay.

Hello, Swirleys. Hi. I, a 17-year-old girl. 17? We have a 17-year-old listener. Yeah. And that's so not why I chose a submission. Like, we are young and hip.

Just casual. I, a 17-year-old girl, have na-needed for a family for a few months. I've grown really close to the girls and their mom. The dad is deployed overseas for the last 10 months. I very, very rarely interact with him. now he's home. The mom asked me to babysit one day. While babysitting the oldest daughter, who is eight, she told me that the mom was showing pictures of my homecoming to their dad, and the dad said I looked fat in the pictures. While I'm trying to keep this short, I just need to mention that I am not overweight. I'm an average girl.

I obviously struggle with body image just like every other girl. I feel like their father often comments on other women's bodies, including the wife, and I'm scared it will cause body image problems for the sweet little girl. Thought someone I should respond with. Thanks. Love you both. What? I was about to say, like, obviously the eight-year-old got it wrong. Yeah, of course.

Maybe he said you're short. Wait. No, but why is the mom showing pictures of your homecoming to the dad? That's the question. And the source here is an eight-year-old girl. So, of course, consider the source. Consider the source.

But also, I just want to say, you sound really sweet because I wasn't sure where you were going at first when I was reading this. But your question to us is, like, how do I protect the little girls from maybe, like, a dad who, like, says weird things. not like, what should I do? He called me fat. Like, you don't even seem concerned.

You sound like you have kind of, like, amazing self-confidence. I just want to say, kudos to you. But this is a weird situation. It is. I kind of, I don't want to blame the child, but I feel like it's, like, so many things about this are not adding up. If we don't blame the child, then you obviously have to leave this family. The mother is showing, like, pictures of you to the dad. Like, in what world would the dad who's deployed overseas need to see a picture of their

kid's babysitter? At homecoming. It's very weird. Maybe the little girls came to homecoming? I don't know. Maybe the little girl got it twisted. Yeah. Blame the girl.

Yeah, and wait and see if like other things like this like present themselves if this is a pattern. But like I don't think we can just like take her word for like that's exactly what happened. It was pictures of you at homecoming. He said you look fat. It's too strange to believe. It's stranger than fiction. Like because I think the girl fictionalized it. And is he going back to be ployed?

Yeah, it sounds like if he's like often making comments, it's a good thing he's gone for 10 months a year. Okay? Not your problem, seriously. Just keep an eye. Yeah, of course. And of course, like, you're worried about the girls. So, you know, do what you can, hype them up.

At the end of the day, like, you know, this. They're just a babysitter. Yeah. But you can show them, you know, what positive self-talk looks like. And you sound like such a positive swirley. Like you weren't even offended. Yeah. Now the second submission, I could have written myself.

and that is why I chose it because I have personal experience with this. Okay. And do you need my advice too? No, I fixed it. So I'm going to help this girl in two seconds. Hello, Swirlies. My husband doesn't brush his teeth before bed. And it really grosses me out.

He claims he doesn't need to because the dentist always says his teeth look great and healthy. Would it be crazy of me to call the dentist before his next appointment and rat him out? So they tell him that he needs to brush before bed. I'm his emergency contact on a list of people who are allowed to discuss his care. So legally, they should be able to listen to me. Please help. Well, that's a great idea. I'm excited to hear Claudia's, but I kind of love that.

So I had the same issue. And the thing is that's so funny is, like, I was, like, really, like, pestering Ben to brush his teeth before bed. He only brushes them in the morning because he leaves his toothbrush in the shower. And he showers in the morning. So I would say, Ben, it's, like, really gross. You need to brush your teeth. I would, like, literally kick him out of bed to go brush his teeth.

And he would, like, like, a three-year-old, like, go, and it just wasn't something that he felt compelled to do. And when we would go to the dentist, like, I had, I'm riddled with issues. Like, I have multiple cavities. I just got a root canal. ally of a crown. Ben has never had a cavity. The man doesn't brush his teeth in the night. It's God protects drunks and idiots. It's insane. So recently, Ben has become obsessed with oral care. Okay. How did I get him to do this? I'm not entirely sure. There were two factors. First is that I did get him a second toothbrush for the sink. Great idea. Because having, I understand, like to go

into the shower to grab your toothbrush and then you leave it at the sink in the next morning. It's not the shower. It's the night before. We can have two toothbrushes. Cardboard you will allow it. Two toothbrushes. It never occurred to me two toothbrushes. Second, I pestered him so much about his breath. I don't know if that was a catalyst. Like, and I'm talking years, years of getting into bed being like the first word out of my mouth, your breast smiles. And we wake up in the morning, the first word of your breast smiles. Like, I'm sure my breast smells. You're like, how fun. I don't know if that's what pushed it over the edge. I've read it. Like, Ben has become bullying.

Ben has become so crazy about he scrapes his tongue now. And I bought him a tongue scraper, you guys, five years ago when I started tongue scraping. He never touched it once. He tongue scrapes. He brushes multiple times a day. He mothashes multiple times a day. He is obsessed with oral care now. Maybe it's just like a stage of maturity in men where they start to care about it.

I don't know what it is that got him to the point of obsession. But I imagine it was partially my bullying. Okay. Partially my making it easy. I always have floss accessible. He wanted to get into tongue scraping because he saw like a TikTok about it. and he already had one. If he had to wait for Amazon to come,

he might have forgotten about. Right. I think, like, you need to take your man's phone and speak to the algorithm, talking about, like, the dangers of poor oral hygiene. Like, I don't know what it was. He needs one of those AI videos. I'm your tooth.

And I'm decaying because you don't brush me at night. Get out of bed, you fat fuck. Like, that's literally what he needs. Yeah. So I actually like the girl's suggestion, like call the dentist and just be like, hey, can you restage my husband that he needs to brush his teeth before bed?

You actually told me a really interesting fact once. Okay, so I read a fact in, like, literally, I remember it was my job in health class in, like, third grade. No, you told me this a few months. Yeah, I know, but I learned it in the third. No, no, I might have been in the sixth grade. For health class, it was our job to, like, bring in a news story, like, about a study or whatever, and share what we learned. And I had chosen one. And the way this has stuck with me, when you sleep at night, so much bacteria builds up in your mouth, you're breathing in through your mouth, you're breathing in through your nose.

So that when you wake up, in the first. you do is brush your teeth, you get rid of that bacteria. And if you don't and you then, like, go on to eat and drink throughout the day, you swallow all that bacteria. It can actually make you sick. That's not what I was going to say that you said. And she doesn't have an issue with him brushing his teeth in the morning. Oh. Okay. Jesus Christ. What did I tell you? You told me that some dentist I quizzed you, like, which toothbrushing is more important? The morning one or the night one? Yeah, it's so funny. I don't even remember this. You quizzed me. And everyone said the morning. It's the night. Because of the food. in your teeth. It like festeres in your mouth overnight. Yeah. That one's more important. Tell him that.

And everyone wants to brush their teeth in the morning. Nobody wants to walk around with morning breath. Of course it's easy. So you could actually say if you only want to brush your teeth once, do it at night. And he's still going to do the morning one because, duh. Yeah. But get him to do that night one. But also call the dentist. Just call the dentist. Yeah, this is what I mean when like the bar is in hell. Like we're just begging for basic hygiene. It's a five minute call as opposed to years of bullying, a bullying campaign you have to launch? No, five minutes called the dentist. The campaign was extremely successful. Ben's breath has never been better. And also he's a very experimental eater. So like he really more so than other people like needs to be on top of it. If you're having

tuna fish multiple times a day, sorry, like we need to stay on top of our oral care. Arthur, I'm fine. This one's so weird. Hey, Jackson Claude. Should I continue to meet with my therapist of almost three years? She's given me sound advice for three years. We have great sessions. But the other day, she was sharing her screen with me and I saw some photos. Oh, wait, sorry. The other day, when screen sharing with me to show some photos that I asked about, I noticed two albums in her photos app titled OF content. I know this is a common in society nowadays, but I'm not sure if this aligns with my personal opinions, values, and morals.

What should I do? So obviously, this therapist had folders of content she's saved from OnlyFans or she's created from OnlyFans. And I want to say either way, you got to go. You've got to go. Okay, I just want to say, like, O-F could mean something else, but let's, like, you know what I mean? I want to do what else. But no one uses the word content in their daily life unless they're a content creator, you know? But maybe they have a patient who's in-

What else could the phrase O-F content stand for besides OnlyF's content? Maybe she has a patient whose initials are O-F, and they're putting together an album of, you know, photos for... O-F content has definitely been hijacked by the internet, but outside of Only-Fans, it can and does mean other things depending on context. So it can mean original format content used in media and publishing. No. Official content, content released by a brand company, artist organization. I honestly think that it doesn't mean only fans.

Unless you saw like a sexy picture. What was the cover of the album? Academic and writing context. Out of field content. Material outside a student or researchers main discipline. Object focus content used in museums. Okay, so now like someone's... What about in the setting of therapy?

she might so is she doing only fans like you would know oh good question in therapy o f content is definitely not only fans in clinical therapeutic settings oaf almost always means obsessive focus of content means obsessive focus content the themes and material a client is fixated on due to anxiety oCD trauma or rumination so like intrusive thoughts is obsessive focus content repetitive words mental loops this is common okay by the way So this is common in OCD treatment, anxiety disorders, rumination focused CBT, and acceptance and commitment therapy. Do any of those apply to you, dear reader? Well, you wouldn't know because she has other patients. I would say.

Or maybe this was in her file. Like, what was the album cover? Was it her in a sexy CERN outfit? What did you see? And if it wasn't, then I don't think it's OnlyFans. And if, like, I feel like. Okay, let's say it is OnlyFans. Let's say you have a therapist who is creating OnlyFans content.

What do you do? I would move on. I would move on as well. It's same as what I was saying about the, their focus is in here. The psychologist that's being, right, is elsewhere.

But also like the Haley Bieber lawsuit we were talking about last week, about the psychologist who's making content about celebrities. Like, yes, of course, psychologists and therapists have lies outside of their job, but I'm sorry, like your job does limit what your hobbies can be. And it's not hobbies, it's jobs outside of your jobs. And I don't think that you can be a therapist and an only fan's content creator. And if that's a hot take,

then you'll call 911. Somebody called 911. Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Oh, whoa. However, I don't think. Same. I think it can be a therapeutic phrase. I think you're okay.

Unless you saw like a titty. You know what you saw. And like I feel like you could surmise. Surmise based on the individual. Like, does this person have the potential to be making only fans content? Agreed. We leave that judgment to you. Dear Reader, dear Toaster.

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