The Toast - The Chief Rabbi of The Bachelor: Friday, August 16th, 2024

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday, or should I say Fri-yay? Fri-yay, we did it. The end of another gargy-pargy week of swirly summer. Fri-yay, Fri-yay. Gotta get down on Fri-yay. We absolutely have to. Bruno's getting down after a big blowout bash yesterday.

He's like a little hungover, four years old, finally can party hard, so he's kind of taking it easy today yeah he's 28 28 no he's so four he's so four can i ask you a question unrelated to bruno just like tangential dog years no actually like completely having nothing to do with what we were talking about i don't want to talk about dog years you i like literally the last thing i want to talk about is dog years like i'm fucking traumatized okay not me losing my angel boy at 42 okay far too young to go at 42 so much life left to live i don't want to talk about it who invented dog ears and why somebody's stupid and ugly like shut up stupid but maybe it was meant to like make

you feel better if your dog passes at six that instead he like he was 42 with like an incurable cancer. Can I just say something before the thing I was going to say? Like Theo was so 42. He was so 42. I don't know about you, but he's feeling 42. And dead. Like it was 42. Boom.

Dead. Yeah. Now, the other thing I was going to talk about is you and I are recording about 30 minutes earlier than we usually do today. And do you feel like that's going to like affect the show at all? I feel like we might be like a little crazy. Oh, no. Because like after all, it's about 12 minutes earlier.

You have to put your bread in the oven. After all was said and done and the gardeners were making noise outside of the room. So like after all was said and done, it's 12 minutes earlier. And I think we're the same girls we are in 12 minutes from now. And if we're not, then like in 12 minutes from now, the show will like even out. If we're not, then we deserve everything we have coming to us. Oh, wait. Speaking of things we have coming to us tomorrow, our final Just Know show.

Let's take a moment to reflect at a glance. We've done, what is this, like 10 shows now. What is this? I don't know. Okay. I know we did Forth Beacon. Okay. Of course, we all know that.

Of course. I'm a little murky on how many West Ham did. It was either four or five. So this is either our ninth or 10th show. I like 10. I think 10. And then also if it is only our ninth show, then we could loop in that old Caroline show and say, this is our 10th live show. Well, this is our last live show for this little run we've done. We have no plans to do any more. So like I'm, I'm calling it like this is the final one for, for a good time being. And it's tomorrow night, Atlantic city Borgata. I'm calling it like this is the final one for for a good time being yeah and it's tomorrow night Atlantic City Borgata I'm really excited about it I haven't been to Atlantic City in forever and I'm just sort of feeling like the Atlantic City vibes wash over me like I feel like

I'm gonna have to be like start acting crazy starting now maybe starting in an hour why why wouldn't I put it on the podcast they love it okay let's just we'll see where the chips fall then maybe you could go gamble them literally can we talk about how crazy like that one time I got an IV on the toast was like I used to come to the toast hungover all the time like literally having gone to bed at four in the morning on like a Tuesday I can't believe how different my life is now because I was just watching Hillary from the Soto Method was on Taylor Strecker's podcast because they met at like a panel whatever and they were obviously Iuned in because I heard they were speaking glowingly about me. And, you know, Hillary, she's so complimentary.

Like she can't just say like, oh, Claudia is great. She's really dedicated. Like she had to give like this whole diatribe that seriously like was like the nicest thing anybody's ever said. Nicer than anyone said at your wedding. Yep. Like your bridal shower. Like God himself could not have written something more beautiful than what she said. Just like about like my commitment and how I'm so like she said, like I really show up like when I'm with you,

like I'm so focused on what I'm doing. Like I'm literally not. But it just like really put into perspective like how much I have changed, you know, how different I am. And if you ever win a big award and like someone has to introduce you for the award, you should have Hillary do it.

Why wouldn't it be you in this scenario? Let's say you're busy. I think she would like say some, like not that I don't feel those things towards you, but like sometimes I have a hard time like getting it out on paper. Like I think she would give you like the most glowing introduction.

Yeah, she's good with the words. Yeah. That's actually a great idea. If somebody wants to give me an award just so I can get Hillary involved, do let me know. Perhaps, you know, a Purple Heart. Like a lifetime achievement.

You really want a Purple Heart. Like I bring it up all the time. It's like Tarik's arm tyke it's like once a week why don't you join the military let me tell you something let me tell you something it's not that I have this like obsession like kind of like Sully with the Hudson like I don't have an obsession with the purple heart Tariq with the gun I kind of like don't know other awards besides like Oscar you know but nobody introduces you for an Oscar right no except unless you're getting like a lifetime I need a video vanguard award that lifetime. I need a video Vanguard award. That's what I need.

A video. We do videos like that's possible. There are other lifetime achievement awards, a Nobel Peace Prize. Two things. I totally forgot to tell you this. Like you came up on my feed today, like on TikTok in like a super cut. Scoozy. It was like a little compilation of little jokes you made on the Kellyanne show.

The Kellyanne show. Jackie, I was cackling. You are funny. Like I know you are because we do this together, but like it sucks because I'm just like an boozy it was like a little compilation of little jokes you made on the kellyann show the kellyann jackie i was cackling you are funny like i know you are because we do this together but like it sucks because i'm just like an animal with steamrolls everything oh my god i was cackling you're just like an old shoemaker with all these old shoes like what the fuck are you talking about you were being so funny i enjoyed every minute of that super cut thank you so much and thank you for reminding me to let everyone know if you like want somewhere me in your life kelly who doesn't kellyanne is a makeup artist makeup ex-ca i do call her cop mostly but for the color x on the video I really tried to call her Kelly Ann yeah and she does like really high quality video series

of makeup with like influencers celebrities she does people's makeup she does tutorials and then sometimes she just like chit chats with a girlie and we both do our own makeup that's what she and I did and I guess it was super funny we recorded it months ago back when I was in Florida. It was like so much fun and it was so glamorous. It was so high production value. And that was really fun. But the video, what was I going to say about them? Oh, the shoemaker shoes. It's like, because I was asking her like, do you always have like a perfect thought? Because like you're so great at makeup. And she was, her answer was pretty much like no for a variety of reasons but it is like the old saying like the shoemaker wears old shoes you would think the shoemaker has the nicest shoes but he's so busy fixing everyone else's that he's

wearing old shoes got it that's a good analogy like shoemaker do you live in a shuttle like I can't with you um and you just reminded me even though like I don't know it's supposed to come out today so I won't say what it is but it just will say like I am putting out a piece well I'm not putting out I was featured on a piece of content today that might be my best work ever I just got sent like the final cut two days ago because I was told it's coming out today but I'm not sure if it is what is it oh okay Jackie I seriously like it's my best work really better than the toast yeah because you want to know why first of all I, I looked so pretty. I was like feeling myself. And two, I-

Like it was all about you. It was all about me. Not about stories, not about your sister. Exactly. Questions about tourney. I also knew that like when I went on this platform, I would be speaking to people who aren't my usual folk. It's mostly like younger Gen Z and like I wanted to impress them.

So I was kind of like on my A game and it might be like if I ever have to send in like a reel or something, I'm sending in this whole thing. Okay. thing okay I mean honestly I pretty much like know everything about you have seen everything that you've done no it's hysterical I'm constantly like in the midst of content with you but I think I'll watch that yeah no no by the way trust as if I didn't get enough turdy it's so good it's so good I need to when does it come out I don't know I thought it was today I don't know just not today no but I think it is well it's a west coast thing right yeah right so like it's still 654 there right right right so like there's no don't worry i already looked it up it wasn't there no but i want to see like when their last episode came out two days ago with one of your faves with one of my faves

yeah so i'm kind of oh it's a twice a week thing people are doing that now a lot of the podcasts now are doing twice a week our influence good guys good guys mondays and thursdays it makes sense yeah i mean they see successful women doing it five times and they're like wow if you're not doing it twice a week like seriously what are you doing oh my god i just realized how the 30 minute i don't care i just realized that the 30 minute like push-up is affecting me the 30 minute push-up of toast okay how you forgot to brush your teeth no your coffee yeah oh because you didn't finish your coffee so you're sitting with it not only that not only did i not finish my coffee i didn't take a dump oh and it's brewing schedule your dump we like we actually might have to pause okay here's the thing we could pause at 10 15 oh because you

have to get your bread out of the oven i was hoping ben would take the lid off and turn the temperature down but i could do that at 10 15 and you could for sure for sure that's in 20 minutes and i'm just letting you know like the pause is now like it's just i'm sorry i'm so sorry to everyone i'll be right back i'm back that was like suspiciously quick let me tell you i washed my hands first of all because i well i always wash my hands did you wipe i did i washed my hands I wiped um I studied not to be so rude it was in your children's bathroom and interesting Johnson and Johnson switched to the cardboard refills for their uh yeah I was like what is this carton of milk doing in Jackie's kids tub I saw Zach got it I guess from Amazon I hadn't experienced that yet I guess it makes sense like we didn't need a new bottle we just need more like fluid but yeah it

looks like Johnson and Johnson like doing their part no it's like so nice for them because like they get to cut costs and like send me a piece of shite and you get like this disintegrating piece of cardboard but then they get to say they're saving the world can i tell you that kids what is it johnson and johnson like it's what we've been using since like we were kids yeah no tears left to cry whatever is it no tears i don't know it's i i use both the yellow and the purple okay so the yellow and the purple both they both are the best smelling thing i've ever smelled in my life and I don't know it's I use both the yellow and the purple okay so the yellow and the purple both they both are the best smelling thing I've ever smelled in my life and I don't know if I told you this but I literally used it to give Romeo a bath because I wanted Romeo to smell like that what I don't even know how to describe that scent it's my childhood it's like baby delicious

it's so good and Johnson and Johnson at present like it's not like the cleanest but is it hard for you no I I dabble in everything like we do have our clean shampoos and at home like we use them more and sometimes I'll like switch off or just use like the Johnson in the hair just to get a little scent of it but it's not like every day all the time but it is a special treat no they couldn't come up with a smell like that without using toxic chemicals that's like how I am with my own like shampoos and body washes like I mostly use clean stuff every once in a while like I need the good stuff. You get a little dirty.

Yeah. Yeah. I love that stuff. Like seriously, it's cracked to me, that smell. I love it. Yeah.

So that's what I was doing on the, on the John. And yes, fun fact about me, it's like, I can go to the bathroom number one or number two, like so super fast. It's really one of my favorite things about me.

Cause people are like, Oh, I can't poop like out of my house. Like really? I'm in and out and in the work in a, in a Starbucks. Like I can do it anywhere that's great you should be proud no I'm not proud per se but I I will say it's something I like like about myself and I and I use to my advantage you definitely did you know who was in my dream last night our girl we have so many

Serena Williams because you know when you swipe to the left or you swipe right and then you go to the left on your phone they chose you like a random collection of photos. Yes, of course. What are they called? Moments? Yeah, memories. Yesterday and the day before, both days I got that picture of me, you and Serena Williams, which you guys know is my Roman Empire, as the worst photo ever taken of Claudia Oshry. I was attacked yesterday and the day before and that's why Serena was in my dreams because I was thinking about her got it was she apologizing to you have you ever seen that photo no I don't see it as much as you do obviously your phone knows that it's an important photo to you like in in a negative way but every time you show it to me like I am a bit staggered yeah no I'm not

being dramatic I would like to see it again okay let me pull it up maybe it's in my moments for today like seriously a featured photos that's what it is like why is it even maybe you favored it at once just till we reference it and oh by the way that's literally what I did because my feature photos are a lot of like photos that you're right it's literally my third favorited photo oh my god it's really crazy that's really bad right and because you look cuter. Oh my gosh. Yeah. This was obviously a time in my life. And I know you guys would see this photo and I will fucking never show it to you. I know you guys would see this photo and be like, Oh, you hate it. Cause like you're fatter. When I tell you like my weight has nothing to do with what's so ugly with about this photo.

First of all, upper lip, where are you? Two eyeliner, chill, like seriously chill. Three spray tan ever. Like I'm so seriously chill. Three, spray tan. Ever heard? Like I'm so desperately in need of a spray tan. You know what I'm going to do? You're going to Photoshop it? Okay. I am going to.

That's okay. I'm going to use like all my apps, all my tips. Like seriously, I'm going to make myself a completely different human being and then I'll post it. Okay. Or like just to fulfill some sort of like need inside me to see what this photo really should look like. Or you could just like let it go. No oh my god why on earth no i think a better use of art energy would be like to try and take a new photo with serena williams oh i love that idea i just

feel like she's even harder to access now than she was back then like we're so lucky to have this photo goes to a lot of events and i feel like it's not that uncommon like if she were hosting an event that like you would get invited as like an influencer come meet serena maybe she has a new um win beauty line yeah okay like honestly even this editing is not fucking helping like some photos are just truly beyond repair let's go a little bit more okay and then there's this like little thing you can do i can do this later don't worry yeah where i can like make my where i could just like make my space smaller now we've exhausted our 12 minutes of extra time oh okay that's better i'll work on it i'll work on it just know like just like why don't you delete the picture no what would we talk about quarterly if

i did tarik okay that works for me. Anyways, are you joining the military or not? I love my country, but I actually think I would be doing a disservice with my service. Like, I'm the last person who should join the military. Like, seriously, the complaining, the food. Like, worse than Cadet Kelly. By the way, Cadet Kelly was, like, good at her shit. She was a trooper.

She had a rough start. I think a lot of young folk do. It's a lot. It's a culture shock. I would never adjust to like all of it you don't have to wear your hair on like the tightest button like i would have to i would just that's what i would like i would be complaining the whole time about like my headache and then just the clothing like i just know it wouldn't the waking up early the you know

quarters drop on the bed that part you'd be good at the making the bed yeah i would maybe i could be like the bunk maid or something because like i'm not doing the push-ups but i'll i'll clean the quarters yeah but you can enlist for like you could be a cook in the army you could be like the bunk maid or something because like I'm not doing the push-ups but I'll I'll clean the quarters yeah but you can enlist for like you could be a cook in the army you could be a doctor in there you don't have to like be like you know in battle and maybe I could be the maid like the the chambermaid I do think like a good way for us to serve our country we're actually having this conversation because a lot of military wives are toasters and there are a lot of toasters in the military not as many in the military of toasters in the military. But, you know, given the gender demographics of our show, like it is more women. End of the army.

End of the army. Like, okay, facts. Like we're not just like making stuff up. I didn't like just want to like stumble into a conversation. I don't want to be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be here. I'm leaving.

Yeah. But what we need to do is a USO tour. We do. Like for the army wives and the female military members who are toasters. Yeah. And the husbands and the men too if they want to come i mean who needs no live who needs a laugh at best point more than somebody who's been to iraq like seriously i agree it would be the greatest thing we could do for our country and i don't know like where do you set those things up like just putting it out like we want to do a uso tour we'd want want to do Gizno live at Fort Knox have you like seen

those iconic I feel like they don't do it so much anymore it's very much like an early 2000s thing I feel like post 9-11 everyone like got on board for patriotism and there are so many iconic photos of like Jessica Simpson Katy Perry like all the girlies like wearing really cute like America or camouflage themed outfits like doing USO tours just like being beautiful and funny and charismatic and talented for the men who and women who serve in our country. No, it's kind of like a gargi-pargi thing. I do see it sometimes still because I follow Gavin DeGraw and like he really respects our service men and women.

So he does like a lot of performances for them. And I think other people do it too, but we've definitely like lost some of that energy. Well, we're available, USO entertainment offices. I don't know if you guys have had a live podcast. I really do think like, of course, the military women would love it, but really for like the families. Now let me ask you a question because obviously when you think of like podcasts that should do a live show for the USO tour, like the toast isn't going to be the first. No, it's not the most obvious

choice, but I think like when you really think about it, you can really make it make sense. And I think we would bring like a lot of laughter and light not to be obnoxious like and i i don't want it but i'm just wondering like you get paid for that or no i don't know they kind of have like big budget it's literally like contract federal defense fund just like i i just would like a meal statement or something i don't know the military has big money we could work it out on the remix no the question i was gonna ask is like obviously we don't come to mind it's like the most obvious choice for a uso tour what podcast does joe rogan yeah i feel like everybody in the army is like real free thinkers yeah but also it's also the number one podcast in the world so like the odds are that it's the number one podcast in the barracks yeah yeah yeah that's true that's true

well just an idea making i think also they would like huberman uh i don't know i think they would like the ovan i think they would like then too. We're just putting it out there. So if like whoever conducts like the entertainment. I guess they wouldn't like Huberman because Huberman's like, you know, get outside before 7 a.m. And it's like, well, our roll call. And our roll call says we have to be in the bunk at 7 a.m.

No, honestly, I think everything Huberman preaches, like our privilege is not afforded to you whilst in the army. But I actually think everything Huberman preaches is probably part of the regimen in the army like you do get up and see the sun of course you do not have coffee before you eat food but that's not for wellness that's just for the schedule but maybe like the army like is trying to get them well and they're on the same page and they're on to something yeah like they're living

a healthy lifestyle and that's all huberman's trying to say they know something we don't know no they know like just obvious things that some people need like Huberman to tell them. Wait, there is low key an army base in the Hamptons. Yeah, there is. We pass it every time we drive to the West Hampton Theater.

There is. It's in West Hampton. We could start our tour there. Just an idea. Like this tour will never break out of West Hampton. Oh my God. No matter how hard we try,

like we want to go national, but like the USO needs us in the Hamptons. Yeah, we can't get off Long Island. Next we'll be at West Point. So down. I don't think West Point's in Long long island i think it's very much in long island really didn't you go there no on a class trip yeah no i've never been you've never been it's a fabulous place i could see you like having gotten to west point was there anyone in your grade

who went to west point no was there anyone in your grade who went to West Point? No. Was there anyone in your grade who went to West Point? Yes. I wonder what, how he's doing. So it's in West Point, New York, which like isn't super helpful. Right,

right, right. That's, I guess we should have gathered that West Point was in West Point. like it could have been in Jericho. Yeah. West Point, New York.

So it's 95 miles from. Where we currently are. Yes. And that probably is Long island wait no no no no it's like upstate to the left by like hudson oh oh beautiful too beautiful cold spring near there all's that to say we are available and ready to serve our country in whatever and then of course once we're on the base like they'll do like a little like skit for like social media with us where like they make us do like an army crawl like that it's like my dream okay i actually did that when i was in israel i went to an idf base and they like put me through one of their like

krav maga like sessions and then this obstacle course let me tell you that was seriously one of the hardest shits i've ever done. But did they make a TikTok of it? No. We took pictures though. This was kind of before TikTok. Oh, okay. But now you're ready to make a talk.

Oh, I'm so ready. Okay. Yeah. So just putting that out there. Have your people contact Bruno. Bruno, he loves service men and women. How are the stories today?

They're pretty good. Okay. Like just there's a couple things we need to talk about regarding like pop culture and that's what we're going to do. So I think now without further ado and we already burned the 12 minutes that we had allocated. It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know today are brought to you by Honey Love.

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show but really a lot of shows we appreciate you head to gnc for the wmfs she said what she said are you ready for our first story chris martin and dakota johnson break up call off their engagement after seven years together so this is just breakup season apparently did anybody know that no i think do you think at all and maybe i'm just crazy like celebrity publicist timeline like maybe they've been broken up for a couple of weeks and they haven't they're looking for the right moment oh molly may and tommy broke up like let's share foster and tomm Tommy Haas like because then they're just sort of grouped in together and you're not thinking about one solo breakup in solitude perhaps and I think that these two like as much it's weird because on the one hand like they're a long-term

relationship this is sad to see but I don't know if anybody's like personally invested in their relationship no maybe Ellen DeGeneres because you know she like sits up and stabs needles of um into her Dakota Johnson voodoo doll for me and not to make everything about myself this is crazy for me because like you telling me that these people have been together for seven years like I remember where I was when I you know saw the first picture of them that was seven years ago time needs to stop moving so quickly time is flying seven years there was something oh you want to hear something crazy that I was just thinking about? I love to hear crazy things that you're thinking about.

We have been doing the Redheads. Oh, let me guess. Three years. Oh, well, in like our February anniversary will be our five years. Wow. That's a long time. That's a long time for a passion project. And that's a long time for a podcast even.

Yes. Well, then I was thinking not to make everything about myself. we were doing this show when dakota and chris martin started dating so we have literally been doing the show forever yeah like slay not as like still crushing it yeah well let's talk about that do we have to okay i do want to talk about them because like a part of me is sad i feel like they were such a solid couple and they had such a good thing going and like why after seven years? I know. Like what changed?

You knew who he was. You knew who she was. Like you knew like where she would like have a messy bathroom and vice versa. No, I thought that these two were a fabulous couple. I cannot lie. I loved the Gwyneth co-parenting. Like that whole ecosystem seemed to be going really, really well.

I think they're equal levels of fame and wealth. I think they probably have similar personalities. They're both like a little granola, feel i this was a celebrity couple i barely thought of like i didn't think of them every day maybe not even every week but every time i did i'm like they were always like solid doing serious things blending their families i feel sorry for gwyneth because like dakota is her friend yeah and now it's like okay who's chris gonna bring into the house next like am i to like this rotating door of women? Am I going to like this person being around my children?

Like they had a nice thing going. Now it's destabilized. I don't like destabilization. She doesn't like destabilization. And I don't like anti-disestablishmentarianism, you know? And you're not wrong for that. No, I'm not. People try and tell you like,

you should like it. Like, shut up. I know. They're always kind of coming to my neck in the comments. I can't believe Trudy doesn't like anti-disestablishmentarianism. Are you anti-anti-disestablishmentarianism or are you pro-disestablishmentarianism?

I am anti-anti-disestablishmentarianism. So you're pro-disestablishmentarianism. Exactly. Although that's not a word. Actually, why wouldn't it be? Why wouldn't it be? It's just, is it the second longest word because it's one letter less than anti-disestablishmentarianism? You mean it's just is it the second longest word because it's one letter less

than anti-disestablishmentarianism you mean it's four letters less no pro oh oh no no but you don't have to be pro you could just be disestablished no pro oh my god and do you know what anti disestablishmentarianism like communism opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England. Oh, so you are pro-disestablishment. Wait, I don't get it. Wait, no. So we were anti-disestablishment. Like you like the Church of England, right? You have no problem?

Do you want to disassemble it? Well, I feel like this is a loaded question. Like I don't know the history. I'm sure there's like stuff in there I don't agree with. But like the Church of England, no, they're not on my list of nemeses. Right. So you are anti people who want to disestablish it yes i'm an anti-disestablishmentarianist great learn something new

about myself every day here at the toast and is it still the longest word in the dictionary it is estimated to be the sixth longest word in the oxford dictionary wait who's gonna tell that girl from the pacifier movie she's's always like, and that is establishment terrorism. The longest word. Let me say. Listen, you guys, I can barely pronounce the Majdi Jean. I've got to take the lid off my bread. You work on that. New Mon... Ow!

You stepped on my toe. Oh my God, my toe is broken. Oh my God, you're so dramatic. New Mono Ultra Microscopic Silica Lavalonic Coniosi. That didn't sound right. Pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-vanillosis. That didn't sound right. Pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-vulcaniosis.

Literally slate it. Pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-vanillosis. Something of that nature yeah yeah yeah i feel like i got it and i there's like a oh my god you said to my fucking toe again someone took the lid off oh my god it's like no i had texted ben but he like i could sense from his answer like it wasn't perhaps gonna happen so i'm like i can just do it but someone did it it's really a team effort around here so you came and broke my toe twice for no reason. Yeah. But you know what? Like I burned myself earlier and you don't hear me complaining. Okay. I just want you to know,

like you got up, you like change everything. You're literally out of frame. Like come closer to me. I know it pains you. I'm literally in frame. I always sit on the crack. No, no. When you sit on the crack, you have to be on the other side of the crack. I'm in the frame. You're in frame, but like not in the way that you need to be. Like my spot is still warm. Sure. This is where I sit.

Nothing feels different. So back to Dakota and Chris. Let me say this. I'm upset. I am like potentially excited about the idea of Dakota being back on the singles list because I think she's fabulous. Like I think this is another thing I talk about not quarterly I would say like biannually I really like that bitch like I think she's got style she's got grace she's got pizzazz

she's one of my favorite nepo babies and it's exciting to see what she has up her sleeve yeah though I don't know I feel like she's like a tough like not not what you would think like she's gonna need like a quirky guy like I actually feel like Chris Martin was like the right yeah and all that to say the right guy for her if we went to the same high school like I probably wouldn't have liked her like I don't think we would get along personality wise but I like what I see from afar that's how I feel about a lot of people that I like as celebrities it's like we're probably not gonna you know gal around town but I like you from afar well that's also important to remember when you're talking about celebrities who like act or sing is if you went to high school with them like they would have been in the theater department and you know obviously there's a stereotype and a stigma

about those kids and if you were not of that life like you probably would have thought they were weird yeah like at the end of the day all celebrities even like the hottest coolest ones at their core if they do acting or singing or theater like at their core they were like probably like nerdy in high school you just have to keep that in mind and or they've been in hollywood for so long that they're not real people like they don't know how to function yeah that's how i'm feeling not to go back because it's not a story today but like blake lively the interviews that are resurfacing like her personality in some of these interviews is just like not swirly no not at all

and it's like a combination of things like one this is a theater an artist like i don't want to hang or talk with an artist okay i do not want to hang or talk with an artist okay yeah and like the way her and parker posey are talking oh my god artists talking about their like nonsense art like i don't want to be a part of the conversation I don't even want to hear the conversation by the way we're not gonna like get into it but that Parker Posey thing was a major throwback I'm like Josie and the Pussycats yeah I was oh my god I couldn't Josie and the Pussycats she's like the main manipulator she's the main manipulator I want to say this because I have long been up until the saga like Team Blake and those interviews that have been resurfacing like are genuinely cringe especially

that one with the baby bump that one Parkerer posey is horrible people are like pulling videos a lot of videos have gone viral and i don't think they're as you know harmful as as people say they are like the friendship bracelet as at the it ends with us premiere somebody gave her a bracelet she was like oh my god thank you so much like i'm gonna give it to my whatever because it doesn't like go with my outfit um like fine and then like people like that's so rude because other people put them on like directly okay no like literally she's dressed to the nines this is her big night she doesn't want to wear your ugly bracelet like stop why would she wear your like homemade bracelet not only that like that didn't bother me at all the parker posey one is

different but i am not into this thing where we now go back and like assess people's behavior from the last 30 years to me even the most amazing person on the planet everybody has bad moments right and it's unfortunate that so many of these were filmed um but you're gonna pluck every single one so say and by the way if there's like four or five over the last 15 years of her career that's actually like not a lot but then to draw this correlation when it's like but what about all the other stuff does that prove your point if not like then your point you've got a problem but i don't like going to old interviews to make your point if not like then your point you've got a problem but I don't like going to old interviews to make your point from today especially all of those interviews were public you saw them if you did not have a problem with them at the time and no one did and no this now

there was never this narrative of Blake Lively that she's like rude or whatever no one had a problem with these interviews like to now use them against her for this larger point like the argument doesn't land for me although I will say just to correct you um that Parker Posey one was uploaded to YouTube two days ago the entertainment journalist who's I think she's European and she's like kind of a like a Juliana Rancic if you will she just uploaded she must be having the time of her life because she obviously fucking hates and she uploaded being like this is the interview that like literally made me want to quit my job i do believe this is the first time it's ever hit the interwebs she never published it would you i mean that's so what they got an interview with

blake lively and then they don't put it out i think really i think she literally was uploaded to youtube like this week maybe like again but it never came out for the for the first time i don't think so that's so crazy because what like because it was just like why even now watching it we see that it's because blake looks bad but like why would they not post that that's interesting too and then she did another interview right after like she was sitting and doing interviews all day like where are all those interviews what was she like in those interviews anyways all's to say yeah two artists talking about their art like no thanks unsubscribe like that's not and also that one was like a Woody Allen movie so it wasn't like a Deadpool it was like seriously cafe society like so that actually that makes it like more insufferable like but at least they're talking

about like something like that and not a Deadpool like non-serious movie at least like woody allen like they're all taking their stuff so seriously yeah she was in a woody alley movie i'm alley alley in the uv i guess so that's kind of crazy i didn't know that that's so interesting anyways all's to say yet stop being surprised when celebrities have bad personalities they're literally theater there's theater geeks who like have been like oh by the theater geeks who have their whole life been dismissed mocked whatever and now they're cooler famous and more rich than everyone who's ever been mean to them like of course and i feel like for blake i feel like for blake live i actually feel like maybe she wasn't a theater geek i feel like she was so gorgeous and beautiful

like she later graduated high school and then was in sisterhood of the traveling fans and she was probably like the most popular girl in high school also that person like can't talk to them you can't talk to them oh true and now she's been in hollywood for over 15 years like she was serena she's ryan reynolds wife like she's the most she's the pageant queen like stop Taylor Swift's best friend expecting her to be a relatable person so true even though I feel like what I've learned about her through this process which like seriously I wasn't someone who kept up with her up before a week ago is that there are a lot of parts of her life that are deeply related but like you wouldn't think she would be such a hands-on mom and such um like they say she's like a full working mom

like she works full-time and she's also a full- mom. Like she works full time and she's also a full time caretaker. So I feel like there are actually a lot of things about her that you wouldn't expect. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Looks like that crisis PR that Justin Baldoni hired is working. Now that you're like in it a little bit more,

do you see, like I feel like everyone has sighed. Like Blake Lively is a, they're trying to cancel Blake Lively right now. Like I feel like Justin Baldoni has won. It's ongoing. Yeah. the allegations about the battle but the war is ongoing yeah because there were allegations that came out about him but they were small and i think and the internet kind of shrugged them off that like he made comments about blake lively's weight and that he lingered when they had like kissing scenes she felt uncomfortable because he like kissed her like way past what was necessary so i saw that and of course and like she's postpartum and and of course that like raises

the hair on the back of your neck like you don't make a comment and then I saw that like he was asking what her weight was because he had to pick her up in a scene and he has back problems like shut up okay if you can't like pick up a lady doesn't matter if she lost the last 10 pounds you can't pick her up what's the difference don't be the big strong man i don't want a a leading man with back problems no and i just want to say like and now yes i am firmly team like so maybe you guys are gonna be a clutter you're being crazy but like i want to say this is a man who all he does is wake up and care about women right that's what people say about him and he obviously knows the first rule of women you don't ask their weight right so it's like you if you can if you love

women so much like you should risk an injury before asking anyone and he didn't ask their weight. Right. So it's like you, if you can, if you love women so much, like you should risk an injury before asking anyone. And he didn't ask Blake directly. He went about it in the proper channels. Like he asked like the, he asked the coordinator. Everyone on set talking about her weight. Right. So I just want to say like,

you care about women so much. You risk an injury. You risk paralysis of your back before asking a woman's weight, especially a woman who just had her fourth child yeah but like i'm sorry if you like can't do the dirty dancing move like you can't play the lead then you're not a leading man my romantic you are not a leading man if you need to know how much a woman weighs before if you can lift her up like you can't lift up any women yeah fired so i saw that and the lingering kiss thing but these are like if those are the big

charges i actually saw a good theory that was like i think justin leaked those things because it makes blake look bad that like the whole cast and crew was against justin for like these two small things that can really be explained away like for real yeah like lingering on a kiss too much i can see that that's not a thing they're doing the kissing if you don't like kissing don't do the movie and maybe you should be like that actor from desperate housewives who doesn't kiss anyone who isn't his wife. Every day I wake up and think about that guy and he makes more and more sense to me.

Like watching Blake and Ryan on a red carpet for a movie where she is intimate with like two men who like seriously look like him or his same age and like why not him yeah it's so weird to me agreed it's so weird that ryan reynolds interviewed brendan sklarner sklinar yeah it's so weird to me no that guy he's onto something he's really onto something it's so weird and don't get me twisted like i'm becoming a movie star like i'm taking all the roles ben's becoming a movie star you're the guy from this could you imagine kissing another guy for a movie oh it like seriously gives me the willies it's so weird that's why i'm saying like stop expecting actors and actresses to like be simpatico with the lay people they're not they kiss people that aren't their husbands and then make their husbands go interview them obviously people who are deeply unwell like they're just different different built different

for the art okay so that wasn't a story but like that wasn't a catch-up there's your catch-up chris and dakota are done like seriously check on gwen love his dad love died this week that's for sure love rip love this week still no update on nally may and tommy we wait and we pray we pray are you ready for our next story yes two great people coming together not romantically but musically even better lady gaga and bruno mars dropped a collab song last night called died with the smile so lady gaga and bruno mars just woke up and decided like let's have a great day to be gift givers like let's make today a great day for everyone it's bruno weinrab's birthday bruno weinrab is named after bruno mars because that's zach and i's favorite artist together together um and he was like happy birthday bruno here's a new song with

lady gaga bruno's mommy's favorite artist to be honest like these are two people who haven't released new music in a really long time. And there's like a lot of anticipation for both of them. So for them to have come at it together, and these are two people who are deeply talented when it comes to performing, songwriting, vocals. You actually, there isn't enough hype for this. And I love that they didn't see that. Coming in three weeks.

Oh, we're releasing a song. You have a few hours to get ready. I loved every part of this yeah and then the song itself I've listened to it once musically so good they sound so good I could see it's like slow and fast it's it's great and I know that it's gonna grow on me and this is what they said about their collaboration I didn't even know these two like knew each other I know Gaga said Bruno and I have a lot of mutual respect for each other and we're talking about collaborating this is literally something i would say i was finishing up my own album in malibu and one night after a long day bruno asked me to come to his studio to hear something he was

working on it was around midnight when i got there and i was blown away when i heard what he had started making do you think it was silk sonic like that's what he had played for her or the collab no i think this is like future stuff okay gaga said she and mars both stayed up all night to finish writing and recording the instantly timeless ballad she said bruno's talent is beyond explanation it's so true his musicians say anything about romeo in there his musicianship and vision is next level you hear that there's no one like him she said this is why it's so important to like live in a good neighborhood because you never know who's going to text you in the middle of the night being like, hey, can you come by and like help me out with this thing? Next thing you know,

you're on this huge feature. Yeah. This is probably why my music career hasn't taken off because I don't live in Malibu. This is a standalone single rather than the first taste of an upcoming album by either of them. But this shows that they were both working on music when they worked on this together so like not only do we have this collab right now we also have the promise of a new lady gaga and a new bruno mars album and that's what the world actually needs a new bruno mars album yeah bruno mars can unite the world he's the only one we also have like a referendum on bruno mars every couple of months and perhaps i don't want to talk about where has he been no gambling debts no that's

all rumors and you know we never give into rumors here but i was gonna say it's like his namesake tough time is who's fallen into major debt i remember a time when like bruno mars remember that year where he won every single grammy and then like seriously went on tour for four years for the same album like they don't make albums like that anymore where you have an album so good that of course you sweep it, that you can seriously tour and make millions and millions off of it for years to come. Silk Sonic obviously was like cool, but not at that level. And like, and I think it was a fun passion project for him. I don't think the two of them are like a duo for life.

Um, and I liked, you know, that one part, this bitch got me paying the rent, paying for trips, diamonds on her neck diamonds on her wrist like I loved it um but I need the Bruno you know the Bruno and I love how Bruno doesn't like play these Hollywood games like he just kind of like does his own thing like I love him no I I absolutely love and adore him like everything he does puts a smile on my face and it makes sense that his song is called die with a smile and i just think when he was born and growing up he was probably like oh my god like why am i short like he would probably like it's a huge he's really he's probably my height like he is super super short and i think his whole life it was probably the thing that plagued him like as you

know being a man the worst thing you can be is short like you can be seriously like the ugliest person alive but if you're six feet like girls are like oh my god and now with retrospect i'm sure he understands why he but he would be too powerful like he's super handsome yeah super talented you can't be all of those things if he was tall or maybe if he was tall he would have just like rested on that because he's like so good looking and then he'd be tall and he'd be like okay everybody loves me and he has a good voice like so we would get girls yeah but like you know having to prove himself it was the best thing that ever happened proveth maketh man if he had been a foot taller he wouldn't be bruno mars he would just be some guy he probably would like sing at like a local cafe you know weekly like lots of girls and say this is the life hold on tight he probably had like

11 000 instagram followers you know guys like that yeah yeah and verified like lots of girls and say this is the life hold on tight he probably had like 11,000 instagram followers you know guys like that like yeah and verified because he bought it no and like yeah he would have some shirtless pics yeah oh very bought verification agreed not bought followers like you have 11,000 he would have 11,000 solids like from local community events but his verification would be because he paid for it not because not because he earned he has so many like fake accounts of him that they don't know which one's the real bruno so all's to say thank you thank you to gaga and bruna exciting we're gonna be blasted this weekend oh yeah are you ready for our next story which is a little more music news number three yeah yeah

so even though we are a part of big katie we are going to share negative news about her because a probe has been launched into katie perry over her illegal video shoot in ibiza wait what the authorities in spain are investigating us this bitch can't catch a break let me tell you they are after katie they're investigating her team due to a music video shot illegally in a nature reserve on ibiza oh no the one thing you cannot fuck with is nature it's true the producers of the video had not applied for a filming permit according to the balearic islands ministry of environment in palma on the main island of mallorca they're not wrong for that perry filmed the video for her new single lifetimes on ibiza and the neighboring island of

formentera the singer was initially unavailable for comment due to the filming carried out without permission preliminary investigations have been initiated the ministry said however the authority The singer was initially unavailable for comment due to the filming carried out without permission. Preliminary investigations have been initiated, the ministry said. However, the authority emphasized that in principle, no environmental offense is suspected as photo and video recordings in the affected nature park are permissible with prior permission. In the video, she can be seen in the holiday spirit, running and dancing through the dunes, jumping from rocks into the Mediterranean Sea or partying in clubs. Okay, what does this remind you of?

Vanessa Hudgens carving her name into a tree jackie we literally have the same brain i can't believe you said the same thing every single day we know the same story remember when austin butler vanessa and hudgens were like the best couple ever and they like were just living their life posting on instagram they carved their initials into a tree turns out the tree they carved it into was like a part of this nature preserve it was like a thousand year old tree and like they seriously i think they had to pay a fine they got in so much trouble and they had to delete the instagram this reminds me of that although it sounds like she didn't do any damage and the part that she like filmed in is a part you can film in you just need proper credentials crazy to film a music video without a permit no no and it's like okay

independent artists yeah they're like running in the middle of the night to this nature preserve like filming on an iphone you literally are one of the biggest artists in the world like get the fucking permit yeah you need a permit for everything unexcusable and let me just say this in my adult life like i have come to really respect and and be grateful for like these nature preserves there's one nearby here i've been going to it like going on hikes so they're so well taken care of because of annoying rules like this and you can't just like pull up with a crew and start filming in my hiking path like i actually i think these rules are in place for a reason and so many of the most beautiful parts of this country of this planet are what they are because there are like you know committees dedicated to

taking care of it and i'm sorry these rules need to be abide by not to be like a karen and an ark but they do yeah i agree so not cool do better katie literally do better although lifetimes so good so i really like the sound of new katie sound i know what you're gonna say that i don't like the what surface lyrics like she says nothing in the music fine by me like i don't need all of my music to like go beneath the surface we have taylor for that yeah we have a lot of deep music like sometimes i just need a bop um the visuals like I'm not like loving the visuals so like this video I barely even saw it but like everything is just like her running around

a bathing suit like it's not doing it for me I agree with also I meant to tell you about a song that you need to listen to because I know like you've sort of and you've sort of like not been hit with Chapel Roan and the more I think about it like there's a lot of Chapel Roan music like I don't think you would like Pink Pony Club that's your new song okay just add it to your list okay when we dance at the club like trust okay i'll think about it just do it my bread was taken out thank you like remember when i put you on to megan maroney was i wrong about that no you weren't you weren't are you ready for our fourth story yeah are you sure oh my god no i didn't think are you i wasn't but then you say you were so i said okay our fourth story that's brought to you by kiwi co they're delivering seriously fun learning for kids of all ages through hands-on projects and

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But only when you go to quince.com slash toast. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash toast. Thank you, Sash Turd. You're welcome. Our next story, Taylor Swift is back doing shows. So she did London Wembley Stadium last last night brought out ed sheeran very exciting did like a little medley of all the songs they've done it's so funny it's like all my least favorite taylor songs are the ed collabs like i don't like any of them except endgame everything

oh i do i like everything has changed i really like like that little rap oh my god and i got to jump up my shoulders reputation like that song is actually it and the performance in the reputation tour like really gave me a new respect for that song like that song is good oh wow okay that is so funny it's not my favorite like forever winter that um red bonus track what are they called vault song with ed sheeran like not my favorite did they sing that too no that was just everything has changed an end game and then thinking out loud oh yeah yeah his song like that not hers yeah yeah really cute and that's her friend and he's british so yeah that's fun oh my god and like who is like more important to the british people that's like

if you were there that's probably like the best thing to ever happen to a british person yeah and i do feel like she usually brings out people of lesser like star quality collaborators who are not on her level yeah like people who have opened for her yep to bring out like someone so major like that's pretty pretty freaking cool okay there is also um a lot of people talking about this this is obviously the first show she's done since the Vienna cancellation and since the is it the first show since the stabbing um I'm not sure I feel like no I think maybe like Munich or one of those Warsaw Warsaw yeah that was weird Warsaw um so there's just like been a lot of like hype obviously for this but also like given the context of what's going on and all in which i came before literally um

and she did she got like a little tear if you in the opener like if you look at some of the getty images and she like took a moment to like look around but she always does but she's very like she doesn't cry but she is like you know watery eyes emo emo i mean it's it's emotional yeah it's a lot and also so she's in london the stabbing was in the UK. She's also been met privately with the families of the victims of the stabbing attack. Which we knew she would. She's not like obnoxious. She's not going to post like pictures with everyone in the hospital beds. She moves quietly and she does the right thing always.

And she goes above and beyond. So like that's on her mind. Plus the fact that like all of this was, was you know in someone's view to harm these people like it's a lot to take in and and then also she's emerging like triumphant this is a huge huge moment this is like her sixth show at Wembley she's like making rec no I don't know how you don't cry it's emotional I don't know how you don't cry after Vienna like nothing even happened in Vienna but like you think about the magnitude of what had happened. And, you know, it's literally,

like I don't know how Ariana Grande ever got out of bed after what happened. Like it's the weight of that is so, and I'm sure it's every artist's worst nightmare. Like when you get to a level, like you become a target no matter what, like when you get to a certain level. And like obviously the gratitude, you feel that it didn't happen,

but also like the worry for every single show. And I know that they stepped up their security precautions and I'm sure moving forward, it'll be even harder to get tickets and harder to win. Like, but like, how can you not cry? Yeah. And I'm so glad, you know, everything was good, yada, yada. But yeah, Pitt, Pitt USA, like forever.

Yeah. But night one, great. Looking forward to see what she has in store for the rest of Wembley. There are certain cities that are Taylor Swift coded. Like New York is one of them. You know when you're at a show. That's why we went to Nashville.

Like obviously we love Nashville, but it's a very Taylor show. City, LA, Nashville, London, New York. Pretty much anywhere she has a house. Yeah. Boston. You know that these are, and all Taylor shows are big. That's not a thing. But you know that like something major is going to happen.

But also like there are so many of these cities that have songs about them. Like it's just, there's so much lore. Of course, every city is Gargi. No, but then Paris. Right.

And then given the amount of shows that you do, like, I don't even think anything so crazy about LA when it comes to Taylor, but she did like eight shows. So, you know, that's like a special city in London. It's just one of those cities.

Obviously she loves London boys. She has a million songs with London in the title and all of her friends. She spent like years living there so i think tonight we'll probably get something else maybe reputation there's a lot of people are really waiting for reputation i'm not like the re-recordings are amazing i love what they've done for taylor's career but like personally i don't need i don't need them right now i need new music yeah not even because we have ttb i satisfied. I still haven't listened to the second half of TTPD. It's so crazy. Like I've heard some of the songs, but it's better. It's better. You're

being insane. I've heard some of the songs and it wasn't enough to make me like, I'm like, I keep going back to starting at the beginning of the album, which for me is the song TTPD because Fortnite is a skip. Wow. Even though they mentioned move to Florida, buy the car you want. That's literally your life story yeah give it a chance the second half like i'm telling you you're wrong no i'm not saying it's bad i'm just saying like i haven't made it there yet no i know and i had the same experience like the first couple of days i was like i kept starting at the top and then i knew like the first you know half of songs so well and i didn't even know but now when i listen to the album i

start halfway it's better okay well I have that experience waiting for me. You just said you want new music. I have new Taylor music. So true. When you move slow, like you always have new music. I have so much new music waiting for me. Yeah.

So are you ready for our fifth story? Yeah. A little exciting hosting news actually, because Eugene and Dan Levy are officially set as the hosts of the Emmys. Oh, with less. That's good. Yeah.

With less than a month to go before the 76th Emmy Awards, the telecast hosts are finally set. As expected, the father-son duo of Eugene Levy and Dan Levy, I think they're like Levy, but I'm sorry. Like L-E-V-Y, your name is Levy. No, by the way, they are 1000% Levy because they're Canadian.

But like as Jews, like we know it's a Jewish last name, like Levy. They're like trying to run from it. Stop, you're Levy, you're Jewish, stop. Literally, Levy. Levy. Stop. Like stop. What are you doing?

Yeah. I like this by the way. They will emcee this year's Emmys, which take place on Sunday, September 15th, live on ABC. This is great. They kind of cover all bases with this. Like Eugene Levy is like so old school,

so respected. Dan Levy is like new Hollywood nepo. Like it's really, I think this is good. Even though it's like a thankless job that everybody fails at and like who the fuck would ever accept this like Eugene Levy doesn't need this grief no I think this is good I don't think they will fail like they are so beloved that I think even if they flopped like it would take a while for people

to see it and I don't think they'll flop because they are so intrinsically talented I think having two hosts you can really lean on each other and like it takes away some of the like, like the weight and the pressure, you know, if it doesn't go well, it's a 50-50. And I think this is like a really good idea. I agree. And I think it has maximum potential for success.

I also like the, like they're not, this is not an obvious choice. We usually pluck from the same pool of like late night hosts, like if your name's not Jimmy, good luck choice we usually pluck from the same pool of like late night hosts like if your name's not jimmy good luck literally and like the same pool very small pool of comedians you know that's why like joe coy was kind of like a rogue choice because that was crazy i know and it sucks because it should have worked because like he is not one of these stereotypical comedians who just like regurgitate the same like

talking points like he's kind of a renegade he says crazy things and if he had crushed it it would have been really good but he obviously didn't um so i like that they're pulling from a new group of people it's like enough already with the same four people yeah so i like that part of this yeah i i think it has really good potential and there's like a lot of demand for eugene and dan because you know schitt's Creek like ended before it had to. So they left us wanting more, which is a great position to be in. And I think anytime they do stuff together, people eat it up because we need them. We want them.

Yeah. But I want to know like what the relationship is like with that other sister. Like, why did she kind of get the boot? Like, why wasn't she Alexis, first of all? And I have no complaints like Alexis Annie. She was amazing. Like, I don't want it any other way. But she got this kind of like low level role when everybody else in the family got like

starring roles. She never gets marketed as like the people are shocked to find out that Twyla is Dan Levy's sister, Eugene's daughter. I don't think that they've shafted her. Like I think it's also probably something she wants. Okay. Like I just, does nobody else think it's weird? I do.

And if i'm twyla like i'm pissed but she wound up being a main character i don't even know her name i don't even know sarah i don't know sarah levy levy her name is twyla her name is twyla also something else i wanted to talk about i'm so glad i remembered something happened this week on the bachelor that we have to talk about. Oh my God. Yes. Because someone sent it to me.

So I'm going to take it from the top. I'm going to go to this DM because the person like sent me literally everything that I needed to know. I had seen the clip on TikTok and I was like, oh, I love that. There's a Jewish contestant and he's like sharing about his history. He has like obviously ancestors who survived the Holocaust. There's a Jewish contestant on The Bachelor. His name is Jeremy Simon.

And he finally got a chance to solidify his connection with Jen, one-on-one, who's a bachelorette. He had a one-on-one. They discussed their potential future together, and he opened up about his Jewish heritage. He said, being Jewish culturally is very important to me. I don't expect you to convert. I don't need you to convert, but eventually I do want kids. He then went on to explain, trust, like, you guys, pay attention. Because this play is about us. Seriously, seriously pay attention this is like the craziest thing he then went on to explain that he wants his kids to have some sort of jewish identity to honor where they've come from and the violence and oppression that jews have faced in the past so he said that his grandmother her grandfather was

rabbi avram dove bear kana shapiro and he was a very famous rabbi in Lithuania who died in the country because he wouldn't leave during World War II. So let me tell you, when I saw this clip, I was like, oh my God, me and this guy, Jeremy, like we have very similar backgrounds because our family has deep roots in Lithuania. And especially in like the rabbinical Jewish community. We are obviously very proud of Rabbi Efraim Ashtri,

an ancestor of ours who made huge, huge, he's like literally famous during and after the Holocaust. He survived. He wrote this book and I was like, oh, look at us, me and Jeremy. So Jeremy's grandmother's grandfather, Rabbi Avraham, was the last chief rabbi of Kavno and the author of a three volume collection of books. And then on his Wikipedia page, Jeremy's grandmother's grandpa. Isn't that just why we keep saying grandma's grandpa. It's your great, great grandpa. Yeah.

Something like that. One of his students on his Wikipedia page, one of his students included Ephraim Asher. That's our boy. Of Shalos Uchuvos Mamakim. So it's response. That was the name of his book he wrote a book of questions that he got during the holocaust because he was the like he was like the rabbi

of the ghetto like they rounded up all these jews who were like practicing jews giving them no food or water or places to sleep and they're like how do we do our customs without challah without candles without literally anything yeah and so he wrote down all of the questions and the answers that he gave them i think he like buried them. Buried them in milk cans, like in the ghetto. He survived the war. He went back, retrieved those like milk cans that he had literally buried into the ground and then published everything that he had experienced and wrote. I wrote about this in my book, if you guys are curious about it. Or you could read his book. Like what if you just ordered Rabbi Friar Moshrae's book? Yeah. It's called Responsa in English, the translation. It's actually really hard to find.

There's like, it's like thousands of dollars because like everybody wants book. Yeah, it's called Responsa in English, the translation. It's actually really hard to find. There's like, it's like thousands of dollars because like everybody wants that. Yeah, that's our ancestry. We are like literally elite in that sense and very proud and so crazy. So proud and for sure. We need to contact Jeremy. We are related to Jeremy Simon

because if you think about it, like if his, like his ancestor was the, just listen, if his answer was the chief rabbi and then our ancestor was a very high up rabbi then they would have made a shit off for sure what's his last name simon i'm just gonna ask olivia she would know like she actually did our family tree his family tree but wait but also the name of his ancestor was duber kahana shapiro oh my god what olivia and what is okay is there a simon family or shapiro family dove bear kahana shapiro on our family tree olivia would know she's like always keeping

records of it which is so let me i'll send this to olivia too tell her to get to work claudia and i were chuckling because i didn't see the clip where he explains this to jen but i'm sure jen was like okay no no she actually wasn't i want to say everything, I'm not watching, but everything I've seen of Jen, obviously that Kelly Ripa moment that went viral, I loved. She was super respectful. I don't know if she really cared. I don't even know if she likes this guy,

so I don't have context, but I thought she was super respectful. He was obviously talking about some really heavy things with the Holocaust. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. On a date, nonetheless.

On The Bachelor. But I just want to shout out. Jen, remember me. Even if she doesn't like him yeah i'll only like jen if she marries him i want to shout out like her for giving a one-on-one to him where he was able to tell his story and thank you to the bachelor producers for including it because it was so cool to see major major you know they could have cut that out of course in these trying times yeah but i mean like why is he on the

bachelor if he's like like with his important jewish faith like yeah no and also like if you're like a breathing jewish man like and you want to get married it's literally not hard i know a million jewish girls who would love to date you and he should get together with ariel frankel who is like the most amazing jewess from The Bachelor if it doesn't work out with Jen you know I didn't when I'm in the clip I saw like I didn't say it looked like she didn't like him yeah I didn't see like crazy sparks I'm not gonna lie I won't be surprised if he gets sent home soon obviously not the week where he talks about the holocaust not the one-on-one because then he gets at home on the date and he got a rose prep from his date or else he would

get sent home I don't think it's like I didn't see, but I agree. Him and Ariel Frankel should definitely get together. I'm obsessed. That was really cool. I liked that. Thank you to the toaster who shared that with Jackie. Yes. Oh my God. Like seriously.

And it was only one person. So if she hadn't, we would have never put it together. Love that. Like seriously, love you guys. Like I just thought that was so cool. So cool. That's our show. That's our week.

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