The Toast - The Decade of No: Wednesday, July 8th, 2026

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's Hump Day. A great day here at The Toast. Feel free to Humson when you love. And speaking of somebody that I love, welcome to the Toast, Chuckleen Follay.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the morning toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the morning toast. Bum, bum. Alternatively also would have been a great theme song, rooted in her story. When we held our now iconic theme song contest, I can't believe nobody submitted like a little

Well, it was meant to be original. A twist. Nobody twist. But we would have been like. In copyright infringement. Yeah, but always a good one. First hump day in the Hampton. Swerly Humpty.

Yeah, Swerly Summer hump day. Today, I just don't know if the people are ready for. for what I have to say. Last night's episode of Love Island was one of like the most enraging of my life. Oh. I officially. I passed through it peacefully.

You passed peacefully in the night. I don't, I actually could not muster up one ounce of respect for a single person on this island, except Ian, of course. Yeah. Like everyone involved, I think these people are low lives.

I think they're disgusting. Not one of them has made a good decision. And again, it's just been very difficult to watch a group of people be so dumb, but also like hyping the fuck up out of each other. I know. It's really crazy.

That's the whole theme of the whole season. Everybody being like, my man, my man, this, my man. Kada, my man's going to know the second I leave the bed. Meanwhile, he didn't wake up once. It's like these group of delusional villagers. It's just, it's been painful. I'm so looking forward to getting my time back. I think we're at five more episodes now.

And it genuinely, it can't come soon enough. I'm begging to be put out of my misery. And I was getting DMs last night, people were like, you know, you could stop watching. No, you can't. I can't. I did not waste all. my time. I did not come this far to only come this far. Yeah. Also, I am starting to see like a bit of people getting fed up with the show, which I love to see. Obviously, they're not fed up enough

or at the volume that I need to hear it, but I think people are starting to ask questions. Now, people are saying, like, there was a viral tweet about how there's been like one date, one hideaway, five five five years, and that got like a lot of steam. I think people started having conversations. and then of course, like, someone shut it down saying that a producer died this season. So I guess, like, the big elephant in the room and why this show seems so poorly produced is because, like, the head of the ship, the captain, the executive producer of the show. Oh, really? He passed away. I thought it was a music producer.

No, no. He passed away, like, after the first week. And I think that, like, left this group of people, like, this active thing is going on. The islanders don't know that this guy passed away. So, like, they're trying to keep it. They have no leader. And that's really sad. But then someone else said they're still doing challenges which are insane to execute, like the building of all those sets.

Like the crazy rules. Do they build that water park? They all looked like inflatable. That's where Jeremiah and Huda went on there. I remember. But yeah, some of it was inflatables, which is weird for like. Not up to regulation. That's how they do it in Fiji.

Yeah. Some of them were like hard bottom slides. Yeah, but a lot of them were like from Sam's Club. Yeah, for sure. But that's the Fijian water park for you. I can't wait to bring my daughter to the warden park. It would have been fun for everyone to go, like, and the couples to actually have some fun. No, like, and it was nice that the girls had, like, girl time and the boys had boy time, and we should do that.

But, like, everybody needed that. Oh, my God, do you wonder something hilarious. So obviously, like, I think, like, everyone's going to vote for Bryce and Trinity, even though I do think that last size episode put Casey and T.T. Like, a little bit more. And so I went on Polly Market to, like, see what people think. And obviously, like, look, I looked it up and it was like, who's going to win Love Island, USA? They separated by men and women. And it was like, okay, 76 percent of the people think that there's a 76 percent.

chance that Bryce is going to win and I think it was like 72%. But then they show like KC, the 20% chance. And then at the bottom it said Gabriel, less than 1%. Well, statistically and factually, that would be correct. Seriously, it's dark. But it actually has changed how much Kada. Now people say she's a 3%. She was in like the number one couple for most of the season.

And of course, they were not perfect. Yeah, but people never liked them. Him. Yeah. But I don't know. I feel like the first people to get to the hideaway, having a 3% chance, according to Polymark, I think that's kind of crazy. It's always like that.

Just remember, Molly May and Tommy Fury didn't win their season. It's almost like you don't want to win. No, you do and you don't. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, $100,000 split two ways after taxes when you're about to go on to make all this money. And like for what you have to go through to get that? Like, seriously, it's cheap at the price. And the people who win aren't always the most popular, like, people who come out of the show

and are successful. So, like, it's okay. It's okay. That's why I do check polymarket because, like, I like to know. The streets are saying. But the streets. And I don't live in the streets. But like I like to, you know, put my ear to the streets.

And you know what I'm ready for? I'm ready for someone to not split the money. Love that. Download the app, the polymarket app. Use our cotos to get $50 to trade when you make a qualifying $20 deposit. Yeah, the whole splitting thing I love. I feel like it never goes the way that I wanted to. I'm ready for Anaya and Carl to win, for Anaya to split the money,

and we're finally going to see Carl's true colors. Brinity will both split because they're lovely people. But if Melanie and Sincere were to win, Melanie should take it all. Why the fuck would they win? Why, like just for the same reason they were voted to a highway. We'll say, okay. By the way. We still have an official Love Island recap.

So we'll save it for the end. Let's talk about more important things. Let's talk about us. Let's. Let's. My fluke sometimes have subsided. That's good. For the most part.

Yeah, it was like a short summer cold. I heard it. Everyone's getting it, like all the cool kids. Have you heard that too? Yeah, and I started it. So I guess that makes me. The coolest one. The coolest one of them all.

Absolutely. What did I do yesterday? We maged. It's hard to like update. You want stuff like now that we're living together. I know. like we always have that issue when we lived together because it's like we did the same thing how does the pffb survive when we're cohabitating was actually really born and like thrived during remote

toast if you guys remember before we went remote and we just like did it in new york oh let's toast out of glance before we went remote toast we used to do it before jack you moved in studio in new york there was not really a pffb that wasn't a thing that wasn't an acronym and we would sort of jump into the stories in like two minutes but then once I moved and we're like leading different lives and we're catching up with each other that segment like started it to become longer and longer and people loved it so much so like we made it like 10 to 20 minutes and it's really born of distance I think for the health of the show like we need to start spending some time apart I know I guess next summer like we could get separate houses but that's not what I was suggesting that's not what I was

suggesting oh like today I'll go do something yeah like what do you have planned for after the show I was actually gonna like do some things for me oh okay I'm like I keep wanting to go to round swamp and you don't want to go. When did I say? You asked me to go to Ram Swab. Every day. They're closed on Mondays. Every day.

You asked me on Monday to go. I think I asked you yesterday too. I like wanted some tuna fish. I didn't have any protein yesterday because like I couldn't get a meal. And then finally Ben brought home all this food. Yeah. Because he was cooking yesterday. Yeah.

And it got consumed like while I was doing like bedtime and bath time. You like disappeared. So. And then I came back down once I was wrapped up my night routine and there was no food left. Yeah. And I didn't have. I just didn't know where you went. And I'm back and like, when I woke up in the middle of the night a couple of times, like, I felt a little faint.

How can you feel faint when you're sleeping? It was disturbing. Yeah, no, that was genuinely like a really unfortunate series of events. And I'm sorry that that happened to. Like, for lunch, like, I wanted to grab some tuna and just like, we lost the time for tuna. Yeah, we did lose the time for tuna. So today I'm prioritizing me, my protein needs and my appetite. Okay, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow at the PFFB.

Unless you want, no, but yeah, so you can hear about what happens to me today tomorrow, Unless you want to join me, which is always fun. We did drive separately here. We have two cars. We have two cars. We don't have to do the same things. I was actually going to do like a couple things. Oh my God.

What else? Couple things. Couple things. I don't know. I feel like shopping. I don't have enough clothes here. Oh, okay. I feel that.

We're going to go the max? No, I was going to go. Like, there's a reformation. Oh, yeah. I'm just not like going to place physically, mentally, or spiritually, to shop for clothes in person. I placed a huge Tucker knock order, and that changed the game. But shopping IRL, the mental fortitude required.

I guess I could place an online order. I guess I could. But everything I've ordered out here hasn't come. The thing about ordering online is like it's such a good idea. It's like, oh yeah, let me sit on the couch and set up going.

But it just never, it never comes. Like you... When it comes, I'm like, who ordered this? You get genuinely delirious when you're shopping online. Like you forget who you are. You forget what you look like. You forget what your style is.

You forget what... No, it's like, then you have to open up the box. No, but it's like, seriously, you ordered this. I would never, ever wear that. Something about it being online. Like, You get delusional. When I'm in store, I'm like, oh, I should just order online.

I'm like, tired. A thousand percent. And then when I'm ordering online, I'm like, I got to see these things in store. That's why I just prefer, like, not wearing clothes. Oh, you know, I saw this TikTok account today. I know you don't have TikTok, but you would love it. It's called, like, old gossip where she talks about, like, things that happened in, like, the Founding Father's Day.

She was talking about her, like, you know, back in the day, people really used to smell. Of course. And, like, bathing regularly was not a thing. If you were really rich, you had, like, a basin of water that you would, like, maybe weekly rinse yourself with. but Benjamin Franklin actually you're going to love this. So people used to think that like the air was dirty. And so like you wouldn't want the air to touch your skin.

They think that the oils on your skin would help you protect from the dirty air. But Benjamin Franklin was like, you know what? I actually think the air could clean us instead of hurt us. So his way of bathing was like he would wake up every morning and like stand in the nude with the windows open for like 30 to 60 minutes. And that's how he would get clean. And then one time him and John Adams, John Adams, right? I know you're reading a book on Abigail Adams, right? I am.

So John Adams. So tell me about my boy. was on a trip with Benjamin Franklin. To France, to negotiate them. Peace with it, Britain? No, to negotiate France joining the Patriots. They were on a little road trip within the states. To go chat with someone about ending the American Revolution.

Oh, I haven't gotten to that part of the book yet. So they get to the inn. It's like literally a smut novel. There's only one room. And they have to share a bed. And so John Adams subscribes to like the whole notion of the air being toxic. Whereas Benjamin Franklin's like, no, no, we got to air it out. We got to clean ourselves.

It was like this whole like drama that he wrote about in his book. And I just thought you would find that interesting. They had to burp the house. I love burping the house. I love fresh air. We should burp our house here. Isn't it crazy that people used to be afraid of air? Yeah.

And they used to be afraid of tubs. Like she was saying like the woman who like first took a bath like one time she like wrote about it. And now it's in like a museum what she wrote. She was like it was very, very scary to have your whole body immersed in water. Oh wow. The craziest thing about tubs back in the day. Like you know this the saying like don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Do you know where that comes from?

No. So when people used to take their yearly bath, yearly families, and it gets it depended on like, you know, income status, but like for most families, they would take a bath once a year. They would fill up the tub with clean water, and they would bathe in order of birth, oldest to youngest, men first,

and then women and children last, with the same water. With the same water. So by the time the baby went in the water, it was black. So from a year's worth of dirt for the whole family. So then they would say, don't throw the baby. baby out with the bath water and it was the water like lost in the sauce was water like hard to come by like why couldn't they refill the tub once here it must have been yeah and you know that's

an opportunity for me to talk about the origin of my favorite phrase the shit end of the stick okay so back in the days of like outhouses not toilet paper there would be like a basically there's a lufa on a stick and in order to use it you would have to like put it back in the holder with like the lufa part at the bottom. Like a plunger. Yeah, and the stick part up. But like some people would put it in upside out and you would grab the wrong, the shit end of the stick. Yeah. Fun fact. Yuck. I love little facts like that. And like, yeah. And so they're all sharing a piece of toilet paper. A piece of duty, yeah. Basically and then like wonder why they got sick. Correct. I mean, it takes time to sort these things out. A thousand percent. We think a lot of things now that will turn out to be

wildly untrue one day. I'm like genuinely constantly grateful. I was not born in an era. And I'm sure things were better about that era than they're this one. And we're not perfect. by any means, the pollution, the toxicity, of course. But let me tell you, like, the age of air conditioning, the age of daily, sometimes multiple times a day, baths, baths for everyone, no matter your income, shower. Like, I love Uber Eats, like all of the comforts of modern life, I very much enjoy. I know, I saw your stand-up. Yeah, except even though now that I think about it, if I could choose any era, I would want,

like, the modern era, but really before cell phones. 90s. Yeah, 80s, 90s. I think everyone agrees, like the 90s. I think people like parents are trying to stimulate like a 90s childhood. And as someone who had one, no notes. No notes. Yeah.

Like whenever I watch movies that are set and like there are adults living, like going to the clubs and like the 80s and the 90s, I'm like that looks fun. Yeah. That's the vibe. I'm so Jonathan hate. Like you still have a phone. You can cancel plans last minute. Yeah.

Because like imagine back in the day you made a plan like be a courier and you have to show up. Yeah, but I think back in the day there wasn't a lot going on. So like the plans like you were actually lit for. You're still you. You're still you back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's your history, like your history lesson. The stories are. Good. Good. Lots of like little things to touch on. I'm feeling good about it. Definitely like more hopeful than yesterday.

Okay. That's good. But it's definitely still, you know, the summer slump and the T&T hangover. Yeah. It's more so like list of people who were invited and didn't go. Yeah. I just saw this morning when I was scrolling James Taylor. Your boy?

Ben's boy. he was invited but couldn't go. And I'm also seeing like a couple brave souls are speaking out about how they weren't invited and they're like confused and pissed. That guy with the buss and with the boys. Yeah. And also someone who works of an NFL retiree who does a lot with TEU and like works with Travis. And like I'm sure they like actually forgot a couple people.

And it's like it's brave to say it. Yeah. The thing is with the busing guy. I definitely thought like him and Travis were friends. Travis went on his bus. But he does seem, because he's on Barstall radio talking about it, like kind of feels like a big mouth.

Yeah. And that's like the type of energy like they were not looking for. I don't know. 1,500 people. Like that's just collected one big mouth. But he is technically a member of the press. But everyone kept their mouth shut.

So like... Yeah, and plenty of members of them. GMAs were there and they went on the show the next day. I mean, of course you're going to forget people. I just think it's like really crazy because like now for sure you're done. Like if you're complaining about that,

you weren't invited. Well then to go public with the complaints, I wouldn't do it. Charles Barkley said that he was invited but didn't attend. He doesn't like to go to weddings and get dressed up. He'd rather just stay home and golf. That's what he said. He doesn't go to weddings or funerals, he said.

Okay. It's kind of rude. Okay. I mean, know thyself. I don't like going to weddings and I don't go to most of the ones. No, I don't go to the most of the ones that I'm invited to. I talk about this a lot. Like, people just invite me places because like Ben is really friendly with a lot of people.

And then obviously, like, I have to go with Ben. But then also if people like loosely know me, they invite me to their weddings because I'm like really fun. and I'm like a very low-level celebrity. So it's like, you know, it's fun and exciting. I had a celebrity at my wedding. It's fun and exciting. But most of the time I don't go because it's like a long affair. And I find that like weddings are really not fun unless you know the couple very deeply.

Because I'm at a wedding, like I want to be involved. Like, yeah, am I sitting in the front? Like am I important to this affair? Am I related? Like, if I'm just like a rando, like seriously, I'd rather stay home. I disagree completely. I think weddings are so fun. They're obviously so fun and special when you're close with the couple,

but they're also fun when you're not super close. Like, I don't want to be responsible for the joie de vivre. I just want to, like, enjoy it. I love dancing to wedding music. I love dancing. That's like... But you know how much it takes to get to the dancing part? Yeah.

All day getting ready. Cocktail hour, ceremony, if it's a usual, a bedekin. Like, it's hours before I'm actually full of food. But there's, like, good food. Sometimes. Pretty good. It's usually good food. I'm literally, when I go to a wedding.

When I go to a wedding, I'm dead. ask like a contestant on four weddings. I'm giving a score for the decor, for the dress, for the food. And I'm like constantly complaining about everything like those miserable brides on the show. I always show up hungry. And I'm like, where's the food at? I love the cocktail hour. Like I find that the hors d'oeuvres. Yeah, when I'm like waiting for my food to be brought to me at like a sit-down wedding, first of all, I never get the food in like the time that I needed to. And you can't really pick. It's just like pre-plated. I do love a cocktail hour. I love a buffet like we were saying early in the week. So yeah, I just like, I don't

love weddings unless like I love the people yeah yeah I can find joy in all sorts of kinds of weddings as very beautiful music is good and hot take I really don't like funerals have you been to so many I know it's like very I know it's a really really hot take I don't think it is I don't think anybody wants to go to a funeral I've been to my fair share they're just like very upset they're very upsetting yeah they're sad they're very sad did you find yeah so um which is why you let's go to weddings to balance it out. I guess that's why Charles Barkley doesn't go to either. Well, I guess that's fair

because it's not fair to only go to weddings and say I have a no funeral rule. Right, that's not life. You have to take the good with the bad. Absolutely. And then of course, don't only go to funerals. That would be bad. Which kind of feels like what I do. So you need to go to more weddings. Yeah, yeah. Or you need to stop leaving my house. That's like really what I...

So we should have a backyard wedding. I know it's not time for like New Year's resolutions, but I'm sure in like the Chinese New Year or the Jewish calendar. It's coming up. It's no longer the year of yes for you. It has not been the year of yes for like three years. But you loved your year of yes. I wouldn't be the girl I am today without my year of yes. Absolutely.

And there was a time and a place for that. I feel like I'm in my decade of no. And knowing that is powerful. I'm like feeling comfortable like saying no to stuff. Like literally Ben was texting this morning like people making plans like without my authorization. And I'm like it's so funny that he thinks I'm going to any of this. And like no, literally zero shade. Ben's really going to hate to hear this.

That it's the decade of no. Because for Ben, it's a lifetime of yes. Yeah. It's the centennial of yes. Yeah, and he shouldn't have, you shouldn't have gone to that party on Saturday night. Because, like, it was curative for me. Like, I went to a party and I am truly set for a decade now. Yeah, yeah.

And for Ben just gave him, like, a taste of what we're not doing. Yeah, he thought it was, like, more, oh, we're getting started. That is, like, where we are most different in life, like, as we grew up, like, Ben, maybe even more so became even more social. And for me, I'm, like, actually a hermit who lives in the ground. And every time I go somewhere, I really regret it. That's sort of like what Ben and I are working on in therapy. Yeah. If you must know.

Well, maybe we'll have some like fun outings this summer. Or like we could have fun in the house. We're always having fun in the house. So that's not a maybe. That's a for certain. That's why it's so important to have chal and buy it. You have to love your home and you have to job your love, of course. I have like a couple things, but I'm very selective.

So that when I do leave, the chances I'm going to regret it are slim. Yeah. So selection. So decade of no. Okay. I'll tell Ben. Oh, yeah. I can't.

So somebody, please. Clip it for Ben. Justice for Ben. Are you ready? I didn't say justice for Ben. Oh, what did you say? I said, clip it for Ben. Yeah, that's a good way to tell a message.

Like, you have a hard truth you want to share? Share it in a podcast clip. He probably wouldn't watch it. Are you ready for the, you probably wouldn't? No, he wouldn't. Are you ready for the fast ice stories? You're like laying in bed with your partner and you like see them, like, they're scrolling, and you hear like your own voice or video and they scroll right.

And I'm locking, and I'm like, what are you going to do with that? It's like, I know you don't watch the whole show. You can't even watch the clips. What are you going to do with that? I know when people, like, tell us. And you don't have to listen to my podcast. Of course, it's five days a week. But I know Taylor Shrekker, and I literally love her so much, she always maintains that

she watches the toast. And anytime we're talking about it, she just, like, references the clips. I'm like, so you watch a clips. Like, that's totally fine. But Ben can't even watch the clip. I feel like there are people who consider themselves toasters or, like, for other podcasts, like, for other podcasts, like, fans of that show if they consume the clips. Like would you consider someone like a fan of the toast

If they watch all of our clips But they don't listen to the podcast It's a different level But it is a version of Toaster I would never I would never knock anyone for engaging with me in any way Don't forget to like comment and subscribe of course But if I had my druthers if I'm being like nitpicky

No you're not a toaster Our lore goes so deep No but like sometimes I'll see like clips from a show And I'll be like oh I like that show Yeah I don't listen to it but like if it comes up in conversation I mean like that's a good show I like it That's kind of my feel about Grey's Anatomy

Like I've never watched the episode But I see the vertical videos all the time Hi. You guys, the amount of movies I'm watching on Instagram is getting... I can't wait to see if Sally Field makes it back from Afghanistan. It's getting to a fever pitch. Yeah, I know. I'm watching one about this girl who was trapped in the basement by her father.

Oh, I've seen that one. Where she was going to run away and the night before she ran away, he holds her captive in the basement of their home. And then everyone thinks she ran away. And I just saw how she got to the hospital. And then he starts... I've seen that one. Disturbing. I love movies like that.

No, like, not about... I have to actively, like, not watch them so I don't get... serve them. Yeah. Because I'm losing like hours of my life. It's like I wake up in the morning and I watch a movie. Yeah. Actually, I woke up this morning and you know what I got to see before I even

rush my team? The sunrise? No on my phone. What? Colorized photos of the Romanoffs. Oh, I like AI generated history content. That shit is cool. It was actually amazing photos.

I told you about how I learned about the Bath. The Russian Imperial family. And what's so crazy is the Tsar of Russia. and King George of England at the time they were cousins because they're both grandchildren of Queen Victoria and they look so much alike spooky.

Yeah, but then like he couldn't have him come and they got killed. Spoiler alert. So sad. No, I've seen the ground like that one episode where they talked about it. Yeah, and they wouldn't let them come. So I know.

Terrible. Terrible. Well, I think we've PFFB a little bit. And then you also saw the episode where they dug up the bones. Of course. Of course I did see the episode. So I guess that's the same episode.

because they flash back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like one dedicated Russian episode of the Crown. It's very good. Yeah. It's a very good episode. All right. I think we've...

I don't know. You were the one. I just feel once we get to the Roman office, like it's a good time to dive in. That's what I think we're just getting started. The duality of woman. Without further a do-da-do-do, it is time for the fast five stories that you to do need to know.

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There's a lot of proof. Yeah, so she wasn't at the wedding, which people just thought meant to be that like Margaret and Taylor aren't tight and that she chose like whatever work application that she had. But now she's deleted. I haven't seen this for my own two. It's true. I don't know what photos she had that are no longer there.

She didn't have a lot. She doesn't use Instagram a lot. So apparently she had two. Right. They have been deleted. And a little while ago she changed her Instagram username. She'd like this funky username that was a reference to one of his songs. And then like a couple of weeks ago she just changed it.

Now in hindsight, like it looks like she is cleansing him from her life. He brought his sister as his date to Taylor's wedding. And then yesterday he was spotted out again with. his sister and it's like you have a sister this whole time like I feel like you only hang out with your sister like when you're getting divorced. Perhaps or your wife is away filming a project. I just want to say like I am giddy about this. Really?

One thing about me, I love, love Margaret Qualey. I think she's like arguably the most beautiful girl in Hollywood right now. And also a fun fact I mean, I fucking hate Jack Antonoff. Like he just gives me the worst vibes. And it's crazy because he's like always with my swirlies. He's a Sabrina producer. He's with Taylor. I don't know what.

just like hate him. It all goes back to that Lena Donham article, if I'm being 100% honest. Like, she was guilty for that too, but it's like, you let your girlfriend talk about you like that. So also to say, I hate him. The fact that they were together really never made sense to me. Like, sorry, things are just not adding up. Like, I know you're successful and of course as a successful man. Like, you always are. You're entitled to a beautiful woman. You're entitled to a beautiful woman. Okay, yes, entertain. Thank you. Thank you. But like, she's a successful woman. So it's like, I don't know why she was salaming.

with him like I just never understood them together and I'm like if this is true I'm so fucking hype like I hated them together I thought they made so much sense why they just like I'm sorry Andy McDowell like she fit like how they just like they look alike they're artsy they're successful they're young she's like glamour Hollywood and he's like very Bushwick I'm so like their aesthetics don't match she's so glamorous NEPO Hollywood queen who like out NEPOed her mother I'm sorry Margaret Qualey is an icon And she will go down as like our generations like Anne Hathaway. Like she's going to be.

And she's him? No, I don't think so. I'm sorry. It just didn't. It just didn't make sense. And they got married. Very recently too. It's just such a big deal to get married.

She wasn't like that famous. Like she was just like an actress. She is recently. I think what would you say is the substance. That was like a lot of Oscar hype. In the last like two years. But I feel like when they first started dating and they got married, like she didn't know yet that she was going to be so big.

So yeah, she, like, she accepted what she thought she could get. That's not how I see it. And so because I see it, the way that I do, which is like marriage pretty much of equals who are doing big things, career-wise, yes. I think something crazy happened.

Oh, really? It sounds like she woke up one day and was like, I can do better. Well, he is, like, a notorious philanderer. The nerve. Like, imagine being a flanderer. Lenny like that. Yeah, you know, he stepped out on,

I think, Lena Dunham with Lord. There's, like, a lot of drama. Yeah. I'm sorry. Lena Dunham stays winning. Someone, I just saw the funniest tweet. It's like, Margaret Qualey and Jack Antonoff getting divorce. Like, all these things happen.

Like, oh, Adam Travers, like in hiding. And it's like, Lena Dunham slays. Like, it's like her power. She's so powerful. Today. Yeah. I... She had to go away.

Like I said, the power of going away. I'm ready for Jack Antenov to go away. I just like, I keep my foot on his neck. I really don't like him. Mm-hmm. And I have my reasons. You're entitled. them. You are. That's the word you were looking for. Diedled. I love this. I hope it's true. Fingers crossed.

Yeah, but then like no more Taylor Margaret friendship. No, I think that they could still be friends. Taylor, like, is friends with. So she was Turner and Joe, Lena Dunham. But she's not friends with Lord. But separate. But like she was friends with Lena Dunham, even when her best friend was Jack Antonoff and he was married to someone else. Yeah, it's true. No, no. I think she'll like keep, if her and Margaret, like, were ever really that close. I don't think that they were. I don't think so either. She was really much just like her co-worker's wife. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my hope this is true. Are you ready for our next story, which is just such exciting news? More exciting than Jack End up the market really getting divorced? Probably like equivalent for me. For you? Okay, what happened with the Romanoffs? Dweem, Molly Mae, Alex Earle, and Stasi Baby were spotted together at Wimbledon. They took a photo that was sent to me 1,000 times.

Very, very exciting. Yeah, I didn't realize Wimbledon was happening, so thank you to Alex Earl for letting us know. She got a lot of hate for her outfit. I saw a tweet. I'm sorry, like this is British. Like, this is just, look at, I thought her and Molly May were on the same level of like attire. Yeah. Yeah.

And they seem to be like in a, oh, I guess they're all in sweets. This is the Evianne suite. No, I think she looks great. Wimbledon is just like so elegant. It is. And it's like you could really have fun with the fashion. There are so many, like, aving music clothes. What did Pagerans wear?

Was she? there? I don't know. No, she was in her backyard yesterday. I feel like now would be a good time to bring up the fact that morgue's blocked us. We don't know her. And we talked about her, like, twice just saying, like, now that her and the guy broke up, like, obviously the wag wars are over because, like, she stepped out.

She blocked me, my, like, fake personal account that I never used. She blocked Jackie and she blocked the toast. What did we say? Was it something we said? Like, I didn't even have, like a, I don't even dislike her. Now I do, but. Yeah. Because somebody sent me something.

I'm like, I'm blocked. Who's account of this? Yeah. They were like morg. So you went to your other account? I'm like, and then you send it to me and none of us can see. And I was like,

what in the world? Yeah. I didn't know like people actually blocked. No. I blocked like haters. I guess like she thought maybe we were being haters. That we were like, yeah,

I would block someone who I didn't want to see my page they could form a negative opinion. But I just want to say factually what we said was that like she lost the Wag Wars just by default. Like she left the building. That's all we said. Yeah, but we don't even know when she blocked us.

Like it could have been years ago. It's true. No, think like I think it I think that it was recent I think it was like right after we spoke about her because we covered that they broke up or we covered that he was with Olivia Jane and how much we loved it maybe she hated that then we said they were like the best couple ever and like maybe maybe so crazy to be locked are you locked by anyone else I'm sure of like notoriously blocked I was blocked for a while by fuck Jerry of course but we worked things out yeah we did work things out

I think I still am, but like, but not because I actually, I did DM him. I forgot to be like, can you hit the unblocked? I texted him and I'm like, can you unblock please? Now that we're cool. And he did swiftly. Yeah, yeah. I may still be blocked. Who else?

But that was really it. It's hard to know who you're blocked by. Like, because that's the whole point. Yeah. So you're blocked. But no, I think I'm, I think my side of the street is clean. I keep my side of the street clean. I haven't blocked someone in forever.

Moorgs wouldn't know what that means. Was she out? Oh, I guess I wouldn't know if she was. I don't think she was at Wimbledon. But I did see she's like getting her ass handed her for this thing she said on a podcast about how like she, it was kind of like a nutty, like very self-centered take about how like tennis used to be marketed towards men talking about like stats and facts. And now tennis is like marketed towards women where we're like talking about the fashion.

It was just like calling women dumb. Like women can't be into like stats. I saw that clip. Yeah. I saw like a bunch of like think pieces on TikTok. I can't lie. I didn't watch them because I personally don't care. Right. Like was that the backlash, is that like it's reductive for women?

In order for women to be involved, like it has to be at the bath of fashion. Yeah. Like, no, women can be in sports. Right. Right. There's like a sport for that. Well, Molly, I'm so happy for her. She just had the baby. She looks like so amazing. She seems to be doing so well. It's not her decade of no. No. And also, she had a hard time postpartum with Bambi. It was like just very new and like she felt very alone. And she like, she'd like,

really struggled. So I think she's really able to enjoy this season now, being like an expert in motherhood. So I do think about that. Like I'm so late to have another baby. Let me tell I'm going to crush that you. Meanwhile, I'm going to get like crazy postpartum depression.

But like I just feel like so equipped now. Like I know all the products. You can get excited. Like you're not scared. I'm not scared. I know the products. I know exactly what to have. I know what I need.

I know what I don't need. And like I'm lit. Like let's do it. Yeah. In due time. Yeah. So I'm really happy for her. Me too.

It seems to be going well. Yeah. And she looks great. I would have loved to see like Kylie out there shaking that thing. I do think that like a Kylie Alex girl hangout is definitely imminent. And Molly Mae, sure. Why not? She Molly Mae is like very much a British ambassador.

Yeah, she is, but she gets down. Of course. Did she ever come to like the States? She did one time on her YouTube. I saw it. She hated it. She went to New York. Overwhelming.

Yeah. But she has to come meet us. I think she would love us. Everybody loves us. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. So yeah, Wimbledon's going down. I never got to recap the Real House as a Rhode Island reunion.

And I'm not going to, but I just wanted to say it was fantastic. Oh, we didn't even talk about it. You know, Liz isn't coming back. I do know. And everyone collectively had like a weird response to it because like it is very suspicious. I guess she has like some like people think she's like investigated by the FBI like Teresa stuff. I just think like she's the queen of Rhode Island in real life. She came on the show and honestly she looked so bad.

I think if she returned for a second season, her whole role, of being like queen mother and everybody respecting her. It's not the case anymore. Like randoms like Alicia have the fans behind their back. And Joellen, like Rosie. What? Who's Alicia? Cracker.

Oh, Cracker. Your favorite. I just don't think of her as an Alicia. What do you think of her as? I know, it's 2.0. She looks just like, like, Liz. Like, he's Cracker. I think that, like, she just didn't, like, she had a bad first season.

And I think it was just going to get worse because people were, like, just starting to get on to her. I don't think it would have gotten worse. I think it was a little bit of a premature resignation. Because I think, like, she. Or, like, the Dina. stuff. I guess like her husband, when she talks about her husband, well, then she had to go. Getting into like international fishing, people think it's like a drug running. Yeah, code for

something like what six year old man picks up and leaves for a new hobby. And he like wins prize money. With Dino. Like it's just weird. Yeah. Okay. If that's the case, then yeah. Like, don't be on TV. Don't be on TV. But I think if it's just a matter of like it didn't go well for her and she doesn't want to do it again, I think it would get better for her because I do think like she has so much lore. She's very like tough and like, gritty. strong-willed and I think, you know, she could have a redemptive season. I think it actually could only get better for her. No, I think that she coasted through this season on a lot of the goodwill from just being

like top dog in town. But that over the course of the season and then how the season played out with the fans, like, you might be top dog, but in this town, we don't give a fuck. Like, you suck. I think eventually, like for the reasons why she's top dog in that town, like eventually she would be top dog on the show. Maybe, but I don't think it would be second season. It was so good.

Like, I'm telling you, they, pick this like rag-tag group of women with insane lore, old school friendships. I loved it. I can't wait for season two. And I'm so glad I deviated briefly, but team Rosie. Like she's such a fucking queen. She handled the whole thing, like insane. I love her.

Okay. Are you ready for our next story? One number? Number three. Yeah. New guest sharks on Shark Tank have been announced for this season. Mr. Beast. Oh, you're kidding.

Mindy Kaling. Oh, my queen. J.J. Watt. Okay, yeah, love. Diary of a CEO podcast host Stephen Bartlett. Okay, that guy isn't like Gryftor vibes, but continue. And Sarah and Aaron Foster will be guest sharks on this season of Shark Tank, including Barbara Corkman, Lori Grenier, Robert Hergevick, Damon John, Daniel Lubetsky.

Who's that one, though? Kind Bar. Kind Bar. A child of Holocaust survivors. Yes, yes. I love them. I just like don't love Kind bars. Yeah, remember when they found out that they're just as fattening as the Snickers?

I'm so glad I was eating. Snickers, not kind bars. Kevin O'Leary, Kendra Scott, and Rishon Williams. Kendra Scott is like a mainstay now? She'll be on one of the permanent sharks. She won't be every episode, but you know, this is a lot of sharks. Yeah, he did. I remember that.

He's not listed here. Now, I don't want to be ungrateful because I love all these people. I love the fosters. I love that they have a podcaster in there, honestly, Stephen Bartlett. Like, two, three, Sarah and Mr. Beast's podcaster? No. Everyone's a podcast.

I know, but like Stephen Bartlett's like main thing. I just feel like, I liked when they were introducing us to like random business people, not like celebrities, not to be like a celebrity hater because like I literally like built my life around celebrities. But for my guest sharks, it was nice every now and then, like they threw a Bethany in there. But I like learning about who was the vitamin water guy? Like I never would have heard of him.

No, but like Bethany was a perfect guest shark. She was. A celebrity who has, who's done like huge business. Now all of these people have like big businesses, but I don't think of them as like investors. Iconic business people. Like Bethany is an iconic business woman. It's true.

At this point. Mr. Beast is very. is very wealthy. Yes. And is he good with money? Well, he has, of course, his beast candies. Yeah, he has the Beast games. I think he is.

I think he's got like business sense. But I don't think of him as a business person at all. I think of it is like an online personality. Right, but if they're like having like digital brands come through. Like I actually think if for that. I'm sure like he got good deals. No, no, I think Mr. Beast is a good one. I just liked when the guest sharks were like introducing me to CEOs,

investors whom I never heard of. Like it's just nice to meet new people every now and then. For sure. Mindy Kaling. Like, I love her. What is she doing a shark tank? Like, I love, you guys know she's like one of my role models. I love her. But like, okay. J.J. Watt. Like, I know he invests.

He invests. I don't know. He just always doing stuff. He does charity. I love that. And I think that in order to be a guest shark, you have to have a net worth. Of 100 million. I was going to say 300. 300's the new 100. For a guest shark, 100. Very poor, yeah.

Well, then all these people probably qualify. Yeah, I just... And Diary of a CEO, where's he making 20,000% in the podcast space. I just like, I don't know, I'm uninspired. I knew all those people. And Sarah and Aaron Foster. I love them.

And they're probably coming on as like favorite daughter, retail founders. They also invests a lot in other companies. Because they're moneyed. Yes, moneyed individuals. But like, I really would love to just meet new business people. There are only so many ways like a business person can get famous. And now the guest shark has been taken over by celebrities.

Influencers. You know who should be, I guess shark? Let me think. Give me a clue. He was businessman of the week once. Oh. Nicole Kidman's boyfriend. Yes.

Paul Salem. Oh, by the way, we could, we have a frame over there. We should do businessman of the week now. We should. I love that. Okay, you print. No. Let's get like a photo printer.

For the house. Like I'm not going to Walby. Yes, yeah. But you know what? I love Shark Tank. I'm sure I'll be watching these episodes because Zach doesn't miss an episode. Does he still not? We record.

He watches it every, like, weekend. It's such a good show. It's such a good show. Yeah. It's actually crazy that Mark Cuban's not there anymore. Mm-hmm. I feel like that wasn't made a big enough deal. Yeah.

Well, I mean, all things come to an end, you know, season 18. Like, it's okay. When you are a billionaire, like, you go on TV for fun, not for money. So I guess maybe he stopped having fun. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Did he also sell the Dallas Mavericks?

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Only because... Okay, she's pissed a woman as in hosted and she's not supporting. Well, I just like, I'm very protective over Mariska. And I just feel like this is such a thankless job. Everybody hates you. Like, she's not going to be telling, like, risky jokes.

She's not, like, an out there type of comic. Like, so I just feel like, if this goes poorly, like, like, Mariska Hargatay has, like, actually never known, like, scandal in her life or, like, you know, not being... She's an, always been beloved in the public eye. And it's really hard for someone like that to go through like a... So I think at a glance, I think Mariska has the potential to be like America's...

Like a Kelly Clark saying. I agree. Meredith Vieira. Furniture line, morning show, clothing line, everything. She's so beloved. I wouldn't be surprised if like she has a new management or a new strategy in place where it's like, let's take Mariska to the next level. She's tested in this business for so many years for decades.

All across. America. Everybody loves her in every category. And like, let's bring her into more households. Let's make, like, she could be a billionaire. Seriously. It's so true. So hosting the Emmys, you don't have to tell jokes. You don't have to like to, like, true. You just have to be likable. Like, do it in a way that, like, Kelly does the Billboard and Music Awards. I think this could be, like, step one to the Mariska revolution. Like the Rachel Ray pipeline, because Rachel Ray's a billionaire. You're absolutely right that she does not commercialize enough. Like, she just, and I love her commitment to her job because she's never missed an episode, you know? She doesn't leave. She doesn't go on hiatus.

this, but I do feel like that commitment hinders other opportunities. Like she definitely needs a wayfarer line. She definitely needs a pet food. Like Rachel Ray, besides her fucking name on everything. She sells pet food. Yeah. She sells like Ziploc containers.

Mariska needs a little bit of that. Yeah. And I think it's within reach. I think she's leaving a lot of money on the table because she has like a Q score that you can't buy. You couldn't even dream of. You're right. In the Hall of Fame of Q scores with Kelly Clarkson. Who else?

Kelly should be a guest shark. Does Kelly have a business? Oh, yeah, of course. Multiple. Wayfair. Who else is in the Hall of Fame of Q scores? Yeah. Like Oprah.

Yes, Oprah. And like in terms of putting your name on stuff and having like a billion dollar business. Reese Witherspoon. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's Mariska's time. I love this.

A good first step. She's a TV. So if it doesn't work out, it's not so far. She works in TV. She's hosting yummy's big whoop. Right. Okay.

You know what? The way you have, if it is indeed a part of like a five point plan. Yeah. And then so say she does a good job. Oh, she's a good host. Let's tap Mariska to host this. Daytime.

Maybe she'll replace Kelly. Yeah. Did they ever say who was replacing Kelly? Pink? No, that was like a rumor. And we said she was like a little too hot-headed. Yeah. I don't know.

I like lost interest, I guess. Yeah. It's a hard role to fill. So Marish was on her way. You have to admit like it feels a bit random. It always feels random. No, because they pull from the same. If it's like a stand-up or a late-night host,

that doesn't feel random. Like who hosts you last year? What, like, Emmys are about, like, TV actors. So, yeah, let's get, like, the biggest one. That's my queen right there. Yeah. The last time they had the Emmys in 2022, Keenan hosted. Oh, yeah.

That was right. NBC, so it's NBC, so they're pulling from Emmys and talent. Of course, from the Dick Wolf Productions. And then in 2018. Let's get ice tea and Coco to host next. In 2018. You agree. Did you see that Bunny X-O was making out with someone?

He's from Calabascaf's confidential. I saw that he was on the reality. show at i didn't like click through i read the comments isn't that a bunch of like teenagers allegedly or they're home from college even worse damn okay are you ready for our fifth and final story oh so soon major news for namesake what did macaela mcara do the other one Levi from Summerhouse? Another Michaela? No.

Male namesake. Let's marry Harry. Let's Marry Harry. First look at Harry Jousey's new Netflix reality show. Let's Marry Harry has dropped. So Harry Jousy is set to headline his own reality dating series at Netflix, which we had heard this that Let's Marry Harry was going to happen. It's a dating, like a bachelor-style show about Harry Jousy.

It's catching Kelsey. It's catching Harry Jowse. A thousand percent. Alternative title. But it filmed. It's coming out, August 5th. He will be with his brother and his ex-girlfriend. Okay. Is there a host? Is there a host?

Yes, Amanda Kloots. Okay. I saw that she had posted about it and I was wondering if she was the host. That feels really random. So instead of just using his own judgment, Jowsey will rely on the opinions of his close friends, Amanda Kluz. Oh, long-time bestie. Georgia Hasserati, who's his ex-girlfriend. Okay. and abstract artist Sonny Henty to sway his romantic's decisions.

I can't believe that they didn't put you on the panel because you are Harry Chousy's not only best friend but number one fan. They should have put me on the panel. You know what's right for Harry. And I wouldn't even like. And they need that sort of wise older woman like 1,000 percent. Not that you're old, of course, but you have like old energy. That's my son right there.

Right. I think that's what they think like Amanda Clutes is. Oh, oh. And like not to step on her toes. But like that's my job, bitch. I would have been better. Maybe instead of potsters. Right.

I could have been on Let's marry Harry as a panelist. Let me tell you something. Like, people say what they want about Alex Cooper. She's firing on all motherfucking cylinders. Like the Nina Doebreb. What is she adapting? What book did we just talk about that everyone loves? Oh, I put it on my want to read.

Right. Oh, oh, oh, the ice breakers. Oh, yeah, ice breakers. But a different one that I want. That's not the one I want. You can't keep a good business woman down. Now she sold this to Netflix. Like, you deserve to know is the other one.

Yeah. And I feel like now that it has really passed. It didn't really stick. Yeah. Yes, we do still have Sophia's book, and I guess Alex Earl one day is going to tell us what happened between them on her reality show. But at some point, like, when you make people wait too long, they do stop caring. Mm-hmm. And I fear that that might be what happened.

And, like, Daddy Gang is going to Daddy Gang. Yeah. One thing about me, I'll be watching this show. You're going to marry Harry. I'm going to. You will be our official course. The way that I recapped Rhode Island, Housewives, because I'm not watching this. We're going to be together, so you're going to watch.

Oh, what's coming out soon? August 5th. I'm just letting you know, like. now that Love Island will be over. I need you more selective with my time. You never know how these things could pay off. I watched Catching Kelsey in real time. You did, you did.

And like that just gave me an insight. Of course. Into someone who would become ahead of the curse. Mainly, like a hugely important historical figure. Like that wedding will go down as like the biggest wedding of the 21st century. And like we were here for it and you were there first. And I saw him like talking to girls with like LMFAO. Yeah.

Taking him on a double date. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So I will watch this. I'm so excited. And you'll report back. And I, let's marry Harry.

What if we just married Harry? I really should have been a panelist. Like my qualifying. First of all, it's an amazing title. My qualifying characteristic is that I have a son named Harry. So like, of course, I'm invested. Do they get like proposed to at the end of this?

Because I saw somebody doing a recap on Love Island and it was such a good call. Where it's like, we're talking about Zach and Kate. Like, no, that boyfriend, girlfriend. This girl who recaves, her name is coach Jackie. She was like, we're used to watching TV. We're like, people get married. Always. Like, the bachelor, you always get married.

Love is fine. You get married. it's like you won't even call someone your girlfriend. I think that's why people are having such a visceral reaction to it because maybe in the real world this would be like a normal timeline. It's only been six weeks. We are used to people like meeting the families, getting married, or at least being proposed to by the end of our reality shows.

Yeah, let's get into the Love Island Recap because I'm really of two minds on the Kedon's acting. Now, of course, like when I see him being like, no, not boyfriend and girlfriend, exclusively dating, even though you've been exclusively dating and no one else is coming in so you actually have no choice but to close off. The girl who recap says saying that saying, oh, I'm not hungry and there's nothing in the fridge. Wait, that's what Ian said in his voiceover. Oh, you're right, it was Ian, not my girl. Not my girl.

No, it's like just so obvious there's no other option. A thousand percent. And then she like goes and tells Trinity that she got these crumbs and she said, like, look, I have a cake. And Trinity's like, no, you have a crumb. You don't have a cake. Yeah. So, of course, I'm like, he's not. And given the pattern of how he's acted this whole season, I see that and I'm like, hey.

Yeah. On the other hand, there is a world in which like, I can't make you my girlfriend. If you take the word like boyfriend, girlfriend, dating relationship very seriously, like we've just been sitting around in our bathing suits all day. Like I want to take you home. I want to get to know you. I want to date you actually and then you could be my girlfriend.

Like I think that they, there's a chance that they just like take that term very seriously. And what's happening in the villa is not serious. Well, so I think that yes, that's very reasonable. I just don't think he's given anyone any reason to give him grace. I agree. He went to the hideaway and got home the next day and said, we're still exploring, right?

Like he just hasn't felt like a good. partner this whole time. So it's like, yeah, it's really sweet that you're right. Like if those were true, if Bryce said it, yeah, of course. I'm reluctant to give him any sort of benefit of the doubt. I agree with that. Also, it's just a shame like Bryce is 30 years old and he put everyone in the villa on notice because like if the first couple had just closed off or like was exclusive,

then that would be the standard. But they became boyfriend and girlfriend a week ago. So it's like anything less than that. It's like what even is that? And Kada and Zach, Katie specifically, her favorite thing is like, we've been in here since Day 3, we've been in here for day 3. So she was mad that people didn't vote for her to be in the top three because they've been together the longest.

And it's like, we've been together the longest and you're accepting less than everybody else. Yeah. So the episode started off like so badly that I actually was just like mad the whole time. Oh my God. When the hideaway opened. I had to airplay it from my phone. So I couldn't be on my phone. Oh.

So I literally was locked into the episode. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, my God. Well, when they opened the hideaway and Trinity screams Melanie and Sincer, I just about died. I actually would have rather see an eye on Carl. Like, what on earth would work? First of all, they might,

Trinity and Bryce must have not been allowed. Because they had a date. They must have been like. There must be a reason why, because it was so obviously supposed to be them. So let's say, I actually don't even know because all these couples are bad, but it should have been KC and T.T.

They just don't get treated. This is not an equal playing field. Like the core for the islanders that are in couples of OG Islanders, like they get preferential treatment because yeah, Casey and TT, Melanie and Sincere are barely back together. They didn't have sex. Casey and T Tee became boyfriend and girlfriend.

Like they obviously should have been hideaway. Yeah. Also, like the fact that Sincere is getting hideaway right now after movie night, like and Kenzie's still fighting for her life. Yeah, it's proof. When she literally committed, I'd say, with 10% of the crimes that Sincere did. This literally further proving that like the women on this show are setting a bad example

because Kenzie and Sincere technically committed the same crime, even though I think Sincere's was 100 times worse. Sincere was back in his relationship. two days later, Kenzie is still over here fighting for her life. Honestly, I wish half the bitches in this villa had as much self-respect

for themselves as Dylan does. Dylan has a little too much self-respect. He's starting to piss me off. These girls are just embarrassing. Finally. To be done with him. And if I were her, I'd be done with him because, like, what do you mean

you're going to make me feel like shit all the time? So much apologizing. Like, give me a chance to redeem myself. I knew it was wrong. You either accept it or you don't. I wish Melanie would have some of that energy. It's like these girls are just embarrassing. Like, you accept nothing.

And all they do is talk out how much their men love them. Oh. the villa's going to shake. Oh, my man's going to know I'm asleep. I can't leave the bed. Meanwhile, Zach, since he or slept two hours late. Like, such bullshit. These girls are so embarrassing.

Yeah. They really are. Also, Dylan and Carl, I think, like, Dylan's trying to, like, have a Bryce Trinity moment. Zach Bryce. Yeah. Yes. He's, like, really trying. He's really giving me the ick.

He has been accused of clip farming. Do you know what that is? Where you're like, you do, like, really extra gestures to, like, be made into a jiff, you know? Like, movie night when he was eating the popcorn, he was like, like being a clip and then somebody also saw when he was talking to someone I think it was sincere

he like looked made sure as the cameras move and they follow people around he made dead ass eye contact with the camera to make sure I was looking at him oh my god that's really embarrassing so right now I'm like

and I also think last night's episode was very much like edited to make us like Casey and TT which I'm glad for I did see somebody like put together a clip of like a bunch of weird things he has said that like really point to even when he was saying that Casey

she's worthy to be my girl it feels like TCT's really worthy of being my girl now. Like she's done a lot to prove to me. It's like, who the fuck do you think you are? I didn't like how he said that. You're a slob. Like, who are you?

Yeah. But, like, I was getting my, I was getting taken away by the edit. Like, it was cute. I just, you want to know what? It's her. She's so cute. Yeah. She's so pretty.

She's so sweet. I was so happy for because she, like, likes him so much. She actually loves him. Which I think it's fair that she loves him. Same. Like, you know when you love someone and, like, she's not going to say to him, but, like, she's crying at the water park because she likes him so much. and she's so happy.

And then like to go home and have that be so validated. Like you are leapfragging other couples because he wants to. And that was actually a cute gesture. Yeah. Oh, it was so. It went on a little too long. And like they never told her what it was. So they're like, here's a picture.

Pots. Come here. It's not like, we've set up a scavenger for you. If you want to find Casey, follow the map. Follow the map. No, it was like, Pots. Yeah, yeah. Is that fire pit?

It was at least thoughtful. Like these girls, Melanie one time got breakfast in a chair. It was at least thoughtful. This was so perfect. It was also weird. that Zach helped out with it. And then Kada was like, do you know what's going on? He's like, no, I really don't.

But like you just lied to your girlfriend's face. And then he whispered like, is this weird? I mean, I'm glad that they recognized the fact that it's weird timing because otherwise I'd be like they're so fake. So yeah, you can be happy for someone else and also like feel a little bit weird. But why did he lie to her and say, I don't know what's going on? It's not like a big secret. You're like a big lie.

Like it was about to be found out in five minutes and instead like, speak of liars. Sincere told Melanie that he didn't tell the guys anything. he said I told them we did nothing and he said to the guys yeah we did something we did some stuff oh I didn't I actually felt like he didn't tell them anything but he lied about what he said to Melanie

he's like I told the guys we did nothing like no you said he didn't say I didn't tell them what we did no I told them nothing I told them nothing not I told them nothing he's a liar are you sure I watch I was on to say something else he's like I'm not a liar and then I kind of like awkward

because you are a liar but I love you I hate them. I also did not, because I watch episodes early because they come on at 835, that I'm never up for the vote because I go to sleep right after. So I didn't vote, but I guess it was vote for your four favorite island. It's like we're now trying to vote for the top four final four couples. These are my final four couples. Casey and Titi. Of course.

Those are my winners. Zach and Keda. Oh, wow, really? Brinidad. And that's my winner. Should have started with them, but I don't even think about them because they're just like done. Kenzie and Dillon. Yeah.

Because Melanie and Sincerer and Anaya and Carl cannot. They're both going to be in the top four because that's like the stand base. Because I also think now people are going to vote less for Zach and Keda. Like so that could get Melanie or Anaya in. They're already in. Like this is who's going to be in the top four, period. I just want to say. Melanie and sincere.

Melanie and sincere, Brinidad, Carl and Anaya and this is a wild card. Yeah, because it's not going to be Kenzie and Dillon. No, no, no. It's either going to be Zach and Kada or who's the other couple? Melanie and Cere? No. Casey and Tierra. It's going to be KC and T T.

They got an edit. They want them in there. Also, the conversation with all the girls, the core four, besides Kada, about Kada, I agree. Like, yeah, Kada's acting weird. Like, you want us to be excited. You said, oh, look at this.

And what is this? It's nothing. But, like, them all three sitting behind her back. Like, Anaya, the shit we could talk about you. Remember when you voted for KC? And he came, like, Melanie? Like, you two are in no fucking position to be talking about other people.

And it was mean because, like, they're, like, toxic. best friends so much so to the point that like they leave out the other girls and like you're over here now talking about your best friend that but i thought that was a really bad look for like anaya trinity and Melanie yeah at least for trinity like everything that she said to kita is what she said to her face you know they're just like discussing the situation i'm sorry like trinity isn't a position to judge because like look i got my man to commit to me yeah but it's also like melina you can't even get your man to stop making out with bombshells i would take trinity's advice but just because trinity

says something doesn't mean we all have to do it echo it like that no the four of them are to make you're a girlfriend. Like, and he should make her his girlfriend. Uh-huh. But it's just because, like, you say it doesn't mean that everybody has to do it that way too. Yeah. And she's obviously happy and doesn't get sense of these things from him. No, I think that.

And I don't think it's a situation. I think we need to look up the. I think she was more upset with them saying it because she like, she didn't think about it until they brought it up because like Zach is very manipulative. So it's like, he tells her, this is so great. This is what we want. We're doing this and we're happy. She's like, yeah, we're happy.

She goes to tell her friends. And it's kind of like a dose of. reality and she was like oh wait like they're kind of right but you're like messing up my vibe so i'm gonna be mad at you now instead of being mad at i think also they were right they're right to have concerns because it's like he's giving her nothing but calling it a situationhip is not what it means and is offensive and it is factually incorrect yes it's just him dragging his feet on commitment it's not uh situationhip is where you're still fucking like other people and so like kensi having her back even though like they've really not been a good friend to kensi they

totally ditched her like yeah she was one of the ogy islanders i think they were all really close and then the whole like Melanie Corbyn thing. No, and also she's like, she's only been interested in Kenzie like this whole time. Like she started to stray with like the Caleb and Corvin thing just like doing God knows what. Yeah. So I think that like, you know, Kada getting support from like the one girl who like it's like this random. Yeah. Ment a lot to her.

But like I'm so over these people. Like they're genuinely embarrassing. Yeah. It's not a situation. But like exclusively dating is just. You having to come up with new words and phrases. It's being in a relationship but not wanting to call it. that because why? Right. You need to come up with a new thing. When he asked. It's not like you're

getting, it's not like a proposal. So it's like, what's the worst thing that happens if we say boyfriend and girlfriend and we go home and it doesn't work out? What's the, then we broke up. Like, you're bringing up anyway, even if you're not boyfriend girlfriend. What's the big deal? When Casey was like, I'm going to ask T.T. And Zach was like, to be a girlfriend or exclusively date. Like, that's not a phase. That's not a part of the journey. Especially when no one else is coming in here. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. He was pissing me off. I cannot wait. for this show to end. But it's just funny because if Bryce wasn't there, like, being 30 years old,

then everyone's big milestone would be closing off. And Zach would look like a good guy. Zach fucked up his whole season when he told Kada that he wanted to close off and then took it back after she made out with Caleb when he was the bombshell. Also, when he told her that he loved her and said he was joking. Also, when he went to the hideaway, came back and just wanted to reaffirm that they were still open to exploring other people. It's like, yeah, you can still be, you don't have to close off just yet, but like, you're bringing it up.

Like, your dick is still inside of her. Yeah. He is actually fucking crazy. Yeah. And then he wonders why people don't like him. Yeah, he's very unlikable. Even when he woke up without the girls. And they were just remarking, honey, it's like, less crazy to be like, you know, it's more peaceful.

I knew what they were saying. He took it too far. He was like, has the sky always been that low? I know. Now we just see him through that life. But I understood what he was saying. I understood what they were all saying. We're not like rushing to work in a diner and make breakfast.

Like the short-order cooks. He took it too far. Like, he's just, I really can't stand. I don't, I can stand him. It's all because of namesake. You think so. Charlie, yeah. But Zach, too.

Oh, yeah. I like him and Kaden. I think that they're a good couple. Like, I think he just is like commitment. Fobberts. But they're young, too. Like, they need to start casting older, more mature people. That's why Love is Blind was so good.

And when they went to casting 25-year-olds, sorry, these people aren't getting engaged on TV. Like, not even 25, like, 22. Like, like, 22. Like, bring me. them 20. Look at Bryce. He's like the most well-adjusted. He's 30. Bring me 27 to 35. Yeah. They're not, people act like, like, once you turn 26, you're like unattractive. But that's not who the show's for. So then you have to think of like...

It's true. Like the Gen Z. I hate that I'm watching a show with Gen Z. They have no issue that like, oh, they didn't close off soon enough and they're not taking the relationship seriously. They're like, go twerk at the challenge. Right, we're 21. You can't twerk. I guess, yeah. Well, that's the sound of mind advice from... That's a sound of mind recap from two millennial women. watching the wrong show. The show is not wrong. We are watching the wrong show. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see you on the recap on Thursday. Finally, we get tonight off what should we do. And I'm dreading. I'm dreading family episodes. Same.

I'm dreading the baby episode. Oh, I forgot. I actually don't think I can watch that. Maybe we'll just come back for the fifth and final. I'm not going to watch the baby episode. Okay. The crying. It's like, it's triggering.

It's triggering. Yeah. And the family episode, like, I don't really like you guys. let alone your families. Oh my God, Melanie talking about her mother in the hideaway. First of all, that's weird. And her saying, my mom would forgive you. It's like, well, no wonder you are the way that you are.

Like, what are you even talking about if I'm her mom? I'm so mad. Like, not you telling everyone I'm weak. Yeah. What the fuck? Like, seriously, get these people off my screen. I never want to see them again. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toastom Lenny Morning Show

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