The Toast - The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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You wanna know why? Because you're wearing a gargy pargy set. A gargy pargy lowercase, gargy pargy uppercase set. I'm wearing our new gargy pargy set. I'm wearing an extra large. And I didn't wear a jacket today, so I'm walking to work. And the back of this sweatshirt just says in huge letters, like, Gargi Parji!

And I'm walking to work, and it was like a quiet block, you know, and I hear someone screaming. Before she even said it, I like knew that it was a scream directed towards me. She goes, Gargi Parji! And I turned around, it was just like a toaster in the wild. I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, not the toaster in the wild, I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, not the toaster in the wild,

but it was a great moment for women. The head of toast relations. Correct. That's very exciting. I am wearing our aforementioned rugby polo long sleeve shirt. It is this baby blue. It's got the GSU on the breast

because I am a graduate of Gurley Swirly University. I am highly educated. I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows. And so I wear this shirt with pride. Go Swirly University. I am highly educated. I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows. And so I wear this shirt with pride. Go Swirly's. And with a lot of drama surrounding the collegiate system right now,

it's really important that we support universities that protect all students. And GSU is an accredited university where all are welcome. It's very true. And a place that you can be proud to be an alum of. I think a lot of alumni these days are feeling really ashamed of where they spent four years and spent all their money. Mm-hmm, so true.

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but they just like didn't make it into a drop for some reason. I have been using those tote bags for a year. I take them grocery shopping. I take them everywhere. I use them as diaper bags. Like you need a girly tote bag. You need it.

It's so true. If you get nothing else, like, but get other stuff, you need a girly tote bag. Everything launches tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time on shoptoastmerch.com. Just a reminder that the way we're doing merch these days is a little bit different because we took your feedback.

So things will ship in one to two weeks, but that does mean that there are limited stock. Now we did order a ton and I think we did a good job. Some things might sell out, but if you're looking for like certain sizes or specific items, I would suggest getting on at 10 a.m. Eastern time, exact, perhaps setting an alarm. And if something does sell out, but if you're looking for like certain sizes or specific items, I would suggest getting on at 10 a.m. Eastern time exact, perhaps setting an alarm.

And if something does sell out, we are going to be opening it up to pre-order. We forgot to mention that yesterday. So if something that you wanted sells out or the size you weren't able to get, you can pre-order it, but just know like it will take minimum six weeks to ship. So we're doing our best to get everybody

everything they need whilst also, you know, keeping the shipping times down. Yeah. So that's very exciting. We'll see you tomorrow. How was your April Fool's? Did you survive? Did you get pranked? Let me tell you, I didn't get got once.

And I'm like, I was so fucking on it. Why does it feel like so many people announced stuff yesterday, like real stuff? What is it? And by the way, we did that too. We announced our merch. No, that was a confusing part of the day. And as a business owner, like it is annoying

that like this day becomes sort of like funky because you do also like need to do regular business on this day, you know, Lauren Bostic. Well, yeah, I saw she launched toilet paper and I was like, that's fucking brilliant. And Claudia was like, it's April Fool's. It's a prank. I'm like, I don't think it is.

It's in women's wear daily. Like, I think it's real. And they had to put it in the caption, be like, no, this isn't a prank. Turned out to be real, but it's like, is there a strategy behind doing an April Fool's? Do you get like more engagement because people aren't sure?

You might, but I don't know if that's like helping with your conversions. I would love to ask Lauren how the launch went. Like, it's actually so annoying. And I was thinking the same when, cause we had these big plans for April Fool's with Spr conversions. I would love to ask Lauren how the launch went. It's actually so annoying. I was thinking the same when, because we had these big plans for April Fool's with Spritz. We were doing a fake Man of Shevats collab that may or not actually be happening. But then I also had to launch the merch. I'm like, people are going to think these are back to back pranks, but what's funny

about merch? I just hate that we had to caveat being like, not a prank, real merch, shopchanel.com. Well, shopchanel is the prank. Like, it's just annoying. I am getting over like social media April Fool's. Like for a while, I had a lot of fun for a lot of years. Nobody blew me away this year. Like, and thankfully I didn't see anybody faking

any pregnancy announcements, which I was grateful for because you know that's a one way ticket to cancellation bill. No, someone who faked a pregnancy announcement, but crushed it is Amy Schumer. Cause she took a secret video of her telling her husband she's pregnant. And he was like, you don't have a uterus.

Oh, okay. That's funny. I'll allow it. That was funny. I actually, I feel like there were so many less pranks this year, which was nice. And there was one really good one that I saw. And it was the sort of thing that's like, wait, now I want that.

And it was Dyson. The eyebrow, the die brow, the Dyson brow. They made like basically a Dyson air wrap, like for your hair. But it's like the size of your finger and it's for your eyebrows to like your eyebrows. Let me tell you, people would buy that. I didn't think it was so crazy. I didn't think. And what's going to be annoying is like, especially on Instagram in feed, you know, we're gonna get April Fool's

Delayed in a few weeks and you just have to check the date on everything Yeah, I felt really proud like some years. I really get got yeah Even in my personal life as you guys know Jackie's friend Dana from the redheads is like this is her Christmas like it's her Super Bowl. She wakes up at 5 a.m. She probably plans some weeks in advance She she did not get me bitch. She did not get May bitch. She did not. She got me so good that I still have to like remember that it wasn't true.

But basically I woke up with like so many texts and one was from the Redheads. We're planning our next episode and she sent a screenshot from the author that we're reading this month. And the author had written on his Instagram story like, hey, just found out that the Redheads are reading whatever his new book is called

for their next episode. They are always so hilarious and insightful. Like give it a listen. And then it was like a book emoji and a worm. And I just went back like, oh my God, like that's so cool. That would happen. And I went on with my day. I went on with my day and then I realized

it was April Fool's and I was like, damn, I wonder why I haven't heard from Dana yet. She always gets me early in the morning. And then later she said it was April Fool's. I was like, oh, okay. I knew that one was really ingrained in my mind. The key to Dana's success is she gets you so early. It's like the first thing you see in the morning.

But I think her prank for me, and not to criticize because she's really good at it, her prank for me this year was so stupid that she could have caught me in the middle of the night and I wouldn't have believed it. She was like, oh my God, did you see Elise Meyers is back on TikTok? She's launching an OnlyFans.

And like that would just never fucking happen. Like it's just- Elise Meyers is like your guys' favorite. Well, me and Dana are like always talking about Elise Meyers, like her whole saga on TikTok and then she disappeared and she hasn't been seen in like a year. So I guess it was like she's back,

but also she's becoming an OnlyFans. Like that so would never happen. It was just, listen, I don't want to criticize. I know she's busy. You know, she became a mother this year. She can't do everything. My prank wasn't good. Sorry.

Maybe you'll get a new one. And the way that she wrote it too, she was like, run, don't walk to TikTok. Who talks like that? Certainly not her. Correct. Yeah. Well, good job, Dana.

Another year we survived April Fool's. Yeah. But it's not a joke how cute Bruno is, I'll tell you that much. Speaking of Dana, are you in the March Madness bracket? Did you do it? No, I didn't do it. Why?

Because if you send me a text message, I'm not gonna answer, let alone fill out a bracket. Like it's bad timing. So I did it because like last year Dana forced me, it was the first year I did it. And I low key came in like second place, I almost won, I had just like made shit up. So I thought I had the knack for the Brack.

You had the elk of Bracket. I had the knack for the Brack. That's good. So this year I just kind of, I let like my, you know, vibes take me. I was just like clicking on logos and things that I'm literally in like 96th place. I already, like there's no way I could win.

She has 96 people in her league? Let me tell you. I didn't check. I think there were some games last night. So I should check maybe something crazy happened. She should have pranked you by saying you're in first place. Didn't she do that last year?

That would have been a good, no, but I was in first place for a while last year, and I ended up coming in second. Okay, I am in 43rd place. Okay, but I got 40 out of 63 picks, correct? Like, I think that's pretty good, no? Who's in first place? Someone named Elizabeth.

Do they have a last name? No, everybody just put their first name. It might be Lizzie. Oh, you know her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she went to college with us. Dana's in third. Wow, she's definitely cheating. Who's in second?

Margot Asher, I think this is Margot. She's in 22nd place. Who's in second place? Someone named Neil. Like, do you know who that is? Neil? No. Jackie, there's like, how many people are in here? There's 50 people in here.

Maybe that's like her dad. Oh, and I guess my- No, his name's not Neil. My team that I chose lost Alabama. Fuck them. Like, ugh. You should have voted for Auburn. Coulda, woulda, fuck them. You should have voted for Auburn. Coulda woulda shoulda.

Because the head coach is a Jew and a proud one. Oh, I love him. I love him. I love him. If I had known, I obviously would have led with my faith. Have them go all the way. Hashem is with that team. I would have let my faith lead me,

but I didn't know that. Brian Perlman or whatever his name is. He's such a king. I need to put a hand out for Queenie. Kind of hot, no? Of course, and he's just such a rock star. Righteousness makes you good looking. Of course, your insides influence

the way that you look on the outside. So not crushing my bracket this year, which is disappointing, although not shocking. I guess it was more shocking last year that I almost won. And it's a big pot, because she gets so many people and you only have to pay like 20, 25 bucks. So how much do you win? I think last year was like a thousand dollars.

Who won last year? I don't know, all I know is that it wasn't me. I just feel like it was Emily, don't you feel like that? Emily Halperin? Like perhaps, but everybody just puts in their first name. Like I don't know who any of these people are. Got it. Well, that's Dana's network.

Her network is her net worth. Right, she has like work, camp, home, college. Yeah, other job that she was at. She stays friends with everyone. Like that could not be less me if I tried. I know. But actually, that's very Ben too. If he did a bracket, how many people

you think he could get? Oh, Ben would never do a bracket. It requires like so much organization. That's not Ben too. If he did a bracket, how many people you think he could get? Oh, Ben would never do a bracket. It requires like so much organization. That's not his strong suit. I just mean that like Ben will be like, oh, I have a coffee meeting early in the morning. Yeah, my middle school friend. No, like literally from my internship 11 years ago.

I'm like, it's the opposite. I have like my six friends and I've known them forever. Every now and then I pick up Straggler, you know, Shannon. She's a newer one. But no, Ben literally keeps in contact with everyone. It's a great skill. It is, it's a good thing. It is.

It just ain't me. That ain't me. Okay, I know everyone's like sick and tired of hearing me talk about this, even though I like, okay, haven't talked about it that much. But I'm kind of like waiting for my baby to flip, like not to make everything about me.

I feel like you haven't shared this on the show. Oh, have I not? Okay, so like my baby's like not like laying the right way. And I really need him to flip. Like it's time, you know, they say like this is the- You will flip. And every time I go, I really thought last time he had flipped,

like the kicks had changed. They said like, you feel it more up by your ribs, like you'll know. Where do you feel them right now? Above the pussy, like, you know. Where do you feel them right now? Above the pussy, like you know. Oh. I know. Oh.

But I had such a terrible night's sleep last night and the baby was kicking like really weird. I feel like he was swirling around. He was flipping. Maybe not flipping, but like maybe, you know, doing practice flips. Yeah. I think I really need to put out positive

and Dr. Fox is like, most people maybe flip like in the next couple of weeks. Like you're, I'm still on track. I just have a bad feeling like that he's not gonna flip. And I really wanna push. Like that's the whole point. Like that's so classic. Like I wanna be in a movie like,

ah, and like screaming at Ben. Like I want that. Like that's the whole point. That's why I did this. You want the chance to scream at Ben in a tone, in a tenor you've never reached. Correct. And like, do I need another excuse to hate my stomach?

Like to have a big scar on it now? Like, please, I can't take that on. I can't. Well, definitely put out like positive, I know that's like so corny, but definitely like positive manifestation. I know thoughts. And then also there are things that people do like.

Okay, Dr. Fox said absolutely none of them are medically proven, but yes, people say. No, they're not medically proven. And like, it's not the sort of thing Dr. Fox is gonna endorse, cause it's like woo woo. Lauren Bostic said that Reiki, like a sound bath, flipped her baby. And then I was telling that to Dr. Fox and he was like,

well, her baby was probably going to flip. Right, right, right. But you should do it anyway. But the further along we go, the less space in my belly for a baby to flip. Like we gotta go. Jax Taylor ruined Reiki. Totally.

This is such Ben Soffer behavior of the baby though. Because if the baby was taking after me, we would have flipped weeks ago. We would be ready to go, bags are packed, we're ready to go. No, this is so Ben Soffer waiting till last minute and maybe not making the flight. I do think you should look into some of the Eastern things.

It doesn't hurt, it just could be a waste of time, but you have time. My friend Rachel recommended acupuncture and I actually thought that was a good suggestion. I've been seeing a lot of positive things about acupuncture. Have you? You know, Brian Kelly has this crazy story.

You know, for years and years and years, Brian Kelly was like a pack a day smoker. I don't know if you know that about him. Yes, I know. Way before I knew him, like in his twenties and early thirties. And sorry for putting him on blast, but I think he but way before I knew him, like in his 20s and early 30s. And sorry for putting him on blast, but I think he said this before publicly, I'm pretty sure.

And he wanted to quit really bad that he didn't know how. And he literally did one acupuncture session and never smoked a cigarette ever again. Wow, yeah, I just saw a reel about acupuncture and what they were saying it can do, it's like magic. Now it failed my boy Theo, we did do canine acupuncture and what they were saying it can do, it's like magic. Now it failed my boy Theo, we did do canine acupuncture, but again, I think acupuncture was no match for like stage four cancer that has metastasized

to your bones. I didn't hear about it curing cancer. No, but something like this, you know what, I'm open. I think there are fertility, like acupuncture specialists who do these types of things. Yeah, I think you should reach out to your woo woo friends for this one. Ben, I think you should reach out to your woo woo friends. Ben.

Lauren, you should ask her. Yeah, I should ask her if she knows a good acupuncturist in NYC, Tractoria. For sure she does. For sure. So yeah, let us know how that goes. You're taking a journey east. Send me Flippy Energy, you know?

Okay. But sometimes a baby doesn't flip because like, and I was, my physical therapist was telling me this, her baby didn't flip and like she, you know, was the physical therapy queen she wanted to push too. Turns out she had a very short umbilical cord, so had she delivered vaginally, like it would have been like, it would have been an issue,

it would have been like bungee-ing the baby. Sometimes you have to trust the process. Right, so she did a C-section and it turns out that was kind of like her only option and the best option. So I'm just trying to lead with God, lead with grace, but like flip, do a flip. Oh, and so I was-

You should watch gymnastics. What if I did a somersault? Like would that help or hurt? It would definitely hurt. Like I don't think that would help anything. What if I hung upside down from like the monkey bars? Well then, and I just don't think that's what a pregnant woman should do.

No, of course not, but does the baby experience gravity? Would it trip him out? No, I think the womb is like an anti-gravity chamber. Yeah. They do. Did you see that the astronauts who were stuck in space who are now coming back home, they obviously are on a press tour and everybody's asking, like, what did you want to eat first? What did you miss the most food and drink wise?

They gave like such bland answers. I was kind of disappointed. One of them was like a latte. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was such a bad answer. Wait, the other guy said chicken salad. Okay, they don't have that canned up there for you. And then the third guy who gave like a normal answer

said fresh bread. I just feel like those astronauts like aren't being real. You know? Oh my God, it's a conspiracy? No, no, no, no, not a conspiracy. Like I just feel like maybe there's just such professionals and also like the elk of an astronaut is someone who remains calm.

Yeah. Not a drama queen whatsoever. No, I need them to start stuff. But no, no, no, like get mad. Get mad, bro. And I actually saw one video that I felt like was the realest moment where this one astronaut was saying how he tuned into his church service every Sunday

to like, because he needed God. And so he felt really connected. Like he just became very spiritual. That's nice. That's real. That's real. Like you're stuck in fucking outer space. Like where's the panic?

The struggle. Yeah. No, you're so right. They're being too cool, calm, and collected. However, that is what it takes to be an astronaut. Like you have to truly be that person. Of course. These are extenuating circumstances though.

No, I know, but astronauts are always gonna have extenuating circumstances. Like they seriously chose the coolest of cucumbers to be astronauts and now they're showing us why they were chosen. But I don't know. Like I'm just gonna need some more emotion from them.

They went through something really emotional. Of course. So get mad. Chicken salad. You believe that shit? No, that's really, really crazy. What was the other one that was weirder? Fresh bread and a latte.

A latte? They don't have espresso machine up there? The lady said latte. Now you know they have like instant coffee or like, you know, crap, like military food, where that's like dehydrated. Yeah, yeah, and it's like spam. Yeah, it comes in like a cardboard sleeve.

Yeah, so I guess I'm not gonna become an astronaut for a multitude of reasons. One, I don't think I'm physically fit enough. Way too dramatic. It's way too to be very calm. And you also need to like live a minimal lifestyle. Like you need to be okay with less like material items. You don't take anything.

You also need to be, I think, like okay with being bored, which is one of my least favorite feelings. Well, you could bring games. Yeah, but who am I going to space with? Cause if I'm going to space with you, like you're not going to play with me. I think I'd be bored enough to play. I'd be playing a lot of solitaire.

I think I'd get bored enough to play. Oh, that's good. So maybe if I want a chance to like get you to play Monopoly with me, I just have to take you to space. For sure, but I played gin with you at Yard House and I whooped your ass. Jackie did play cards with me at Yard House. And that's why I love Yard House.

It kind of brings out the best in people. Yeah. And we played four person gin, so that's kind of hard. It was extra competitive with one deck. And I whooped your tushies. I don't know if I would say whooped. It was like a pretty long game. And by the end, like somebody needed to end it

and it just happened to be you, honestly. I had strategies. She did. I had irons in the fire. She didn't. Like that's the thing, not to be like a sore loser, because I can respect that like you won, but it wasn't this like great feat.

Okay, so I won't tell you my strategies then for how to win at gym. That's okay. I don't need them. I don't think that I do, honestly. You don't need them when you're not playing against me. Okay, bitch. We have a great show today.

Did you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part one? I did, it was so good. It was, I don't feel like the season was the elk of a three part reunion. Having said that part one didn't disappoint as much as I thought it would, given the fact that part one is usually the most boring. And it does sort of set the scene as to why Garcelle left.

You thought she was being dramatic, like no, she's definitely on an island by herself. And having to finally come to like answer for a lot of the things that she said over the years that are a little fucked up, but I guess up until this point, we hadn't really discussed them. Yeah, and she just thinks she's being funny and her professionals.

And I think probably the producers around her hype her up and be like, oh my God, Garcelle, you slay. And then people are like, hey, that was really nasty. And then it was everyone, and what are you gonna say? Like, there's nothing. So I think she just got like a little too hyped up on herself. We'll recap it in the TV recap, but she definitely also put way too many

of her eggs in Sutton's basket. Like she, it's kind of like a rookie mistake to just tether yourself to one person and have no friendships outside of that. Cause you really can't film if you, if that one relationship then becomes a little weathered, which it seems to be becoming. And you don't really have that much going on.

It was really harsh when Erica said, I want you to be more interesting. She's like, it's not that you're not sharing stuff, it's that you have nothing to share. Yeah, and in which case, it's a season for reality TV and it's not. And she doesn't have a lot to share in her personal life because she's working so much. So it's not like she doesn't have work.

Yeah. So we'll get into that. How are the stories? The stories are RBG. I like them. Random but good. I like some of them. You like it?

You will love it. I like it a lot. Can I tell you who does not stop saying, you will love it? Ben. Ben, he loves it. I was gonna say, who Can I tell you who does not stop saying, you will love it. Ben. Ben, he loves it. I was gonna say, who else do you talk to that would know that. So true.

Oh my God, I had like a real, sorry, we're gonna get to the stories, but just one second. So Ben's birthday is tomorrow. Happy birthday, Bungalish. I made a pargy dinner reservation like weeks ago. I'm really proud. Like I got this great reservation, this fabulous new place.

We're going away to like a little spa retreat this weekend. And then he was like, by the way, I got this great tea time at this like fancy golf course on Thursday. So like we're gonna golf on Thursday. And like. We? Not me, obviously.

The way I was so hurt, like, I've built up in my mind, like Ben is my prisoner. But in my mind, like he wants to be there. You know what I mean? Like he would, there's nowhere else he would rather be. And the fact that it's his birthday and like he can do whatever he wants. And of course I can't say anything.

Like he's choosing not to spend it with me. It just kind of, it was this break in my belief that like my prisoner is also my friend. Do you know what I mean? Well, would you want to go golf with him? He did then say like, you can call me right in the car. Please kill me. Like do you want to do anything with him? He did then say, like, you can call me right in the car. Please kill me. Like, do you want to do anything on Thursday?

Yeah, lay in bed and watch TV. We have so much fun when we do that. It's not that he's choosing other people over you. It's that he's choosing golf over laying in bed. He's choosing life. Yeah, he's, yeah. It just hurt my, I didn't expect it to hurt my feelings so much, honestly.

Well, I'm sorry. That's okay. I guess I'll just have all day to get ready for my big date while she comes back. Can we just order in? I'm kind of tired. No fucking much, honestly. Well, I'm sorry. That's okay. I guess I'll just have all day to get ready for my big date while she comes back. Can we just order in? I'm kind of tired. No fucking way, bitch. I made this reservation weeks ago.

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What can I say? Our first story, some exciting baby and podcasting news and no, it's not about you. But Jason Kelsey showed his newborn daughter Finley on the New Heights podcast. This was actually hysterical because Kylie, Kelsey gave birth a few days ago and Jason andley on the New Heights podcast. And this was actually hysterical because Kylie, Kelsey gave birth a few days ago and Jason and Travis were recording New Heights

and the baby makes an appearance. And so Travis virtually met Jason and Kylie's newborn daughter while recording Wednesday's New Heights episode. Jason said, we just had a baby. Do you wanna see your new niece? And they literally put the baby in the frame and the headphones on the baby.

That's really funny. And Travis is like, hey little muffin. He said, look at you just hanging out with mom. He asked if she was still nameless because they couldn't settle on a name. Kylie replied, we had to fill out birth certificate paperwork. You could technically leave without it, but we wouldn't remember to fill out the fucking paperwork.

Agreed, you're not doing paperwork after you get home. So she said that her husband, dead ass, refused to let her name the baby Finn, agreed. Like you're not doing paperwork after you get home. So she said that her husband dead ass refused to let her name in the baby Finn, which has instead become her nickname and her birth certificate name is Finley. And there it just, he's chatting with the baby. He said, are you happy to be out? L-O, that's a good question, probably not.

Probably not. And Jason said, how was Kylie's uterus? Ask him the big questions. How was Kylie's uterus? Ask him the big questions. How was Kylie's uterus? That's actually really funny. It's actually so funny, hysterical that they put the baby on the podcast in the headphones and that's how Travis really met his new niece

because he had only seen one photo. Now, why hasn't Travis met the niece? Travis is obviously not busy, he's not working. Like go to Philadelphia and meet your niece. Yeah, well, I think it's just a few days, you know? Like he doesn't have to be the first one there. This is their fourth child. Like I do think people get like less and less like hyped up.

And it's like, we'll meet her when we meet her. Maybe he has plans to make his way, but him and Taylor have been, I don't know. Was Travis in his usual setup? Like did he appear to be home? No, he appears to be in front of like an orn be in front of, like, an ornate barn door. Oh, not an ornate barn door. Let me take a look at this.

Hang on. Go to page six. It's the first story. So then you can I'm just going to go to their episode. Oh, OK. That works, too. But then you could see the pictures of Finley with the headphones, which is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen. It actually is really funny. OK. He hasn't been in his.

Yeah. Oh, by the way, that's a perfect way to describe it. It's an ornate barn door. Yeah. So I don't think that's his house. They had been spending time in the mountains, like in Utah and Yellowstone, and so maybe they're still out West. I'm also thinking of Taylor's real estate portfolio.

Like where does this door fit in? She has this biggest state in Nashville. You might have a door like that at your Nashville home. You might, but they've been traveling. They're like enjoying life right now. I don't know if they went back home. They could be at a rental for sure. I'm feeling like it's a rental.

So interesting that he's still not home. That's really what I was wondering and gleaning from his. Cause you can tell when he's home, he's in his studio, just like you, he has an at home studio. Yeah. They're very similar to us. They're male us. Now, what does Taylor Swift get for like her boyfriend's new nephew, niece, excuse me?

I don't think Kylie would want an Hermes blanket. I think she would literally hate that. Yeah, she would want like a baby brazza, like something really practical that like will help her in the night. But I could see her like hating a baby brazza. You know, I feel like she has really strong opinions. So-

Do you think she has a baby list, honestly? No, because she has everything for babies because she has three. So I think just like maybe like a cashmere sweater that says Finley or something, like just a normal gift. And then- That's a really good call. But then also like baking for her, like bringing her food.

I think that's what Taylor could do. I think that's like the nicest thing you could do for someone. Is like nurture the mother. Yeah. And so if they are going to Philadelphia to know, like to, she'll come over and she'll cook. That would be like the best thing to do.

Yeah. That's like a huge underrated gift. Like come over, do the dishes. What if you just unloaded the laundry? Yeah. I wouldn't expect that from anyone other than like real family. But yeah, if someone wants to bring me over a pot of soup, that's amazing. That is amazing.

But like, make sure to clean the pot when you're done, like don't give me jobs. They'll come pick it up. Or if we have beef stew for a nursing mother, like that's actually the best gift you could give a new mother. Well, I feel like I've spoken that like a lot of my anxiety about being postpartum mostly has to do with the fact

that my apartment will be messy, because that's just like not something I can handle. And so if you are a person in my life who's close to me, who probably will be invited over, let this be your message. Like, please, first of all, don't bring stuff. Like I don't need more crap in my house. Like don't bring me a gift basket.

Like I'm never gonna get to it. Why don't you bring a broom and a mop and just roll up your sleeves and get to work. Or they could just like pay the day rate for your housekeeper. Sure, sure, sure. That works too. But like, you know,

don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and start putting things away. That's what I want those who are close to me listening to this episode, that's what I want them to walk away from this episode with. Okay. I think that works. And please don't bring stuff.

That's actually something I'm like anxious about. You should register on Babylist for a brew. No, literally it's gonna be like Swiffer. And a Dyson. It's gonna be like Swiffer products, Clorox. And I feel like people feel compelled to like come over and they're not empty handed. And I just want everyone in my life to know like,

please, please come over empty handed unless it's a sweet treat. Like I don't need more crap, like more boxes and bags piling up in the foyer. I just feel. I don't even have a foyer. And I think it's a foyer. I'll reserve my thoughts.

Do you think it's a foyer? I think it's both. I think it's like foyer is the real word, but we say foyer. Got it. And you know, foyer becomes just like a dumpster. What are your thoughts? What are you not saying?

Nothing, nothing. You think I'm gonna want stuff? What? Or you think nobody's gonna wanna come over because I'm being such a nightmare? I think you're just overrating all of this and worrying about like, I think you're just gonna be like in a peaceful state

as long as like you're holding baby. As long as you're holding baby, like who cares what's in the foyer. Oh me. Like no. I'm just saying you might change. I might, I might. And honestly, I hope that I will.

Having said that like. And you're in bed with baby, so like you don't even see the foyer. I have been in some of the lowest and highest moments of my life. And like my foyer was still top of mind. I'm just saying, you know, I hope you're right though. I do.

Yeah, I hope so too. But I don't, I actually don't wanna, I don you're right though. I do. Yeah, I hope so too. Cause I don't actually don't wanna lose that part of myself. No, no, no, we will always come back. But like in the immediate aftermath, like I really hope that that just takes a backseat. Well, I would hope that like everybody around me is like cleaning up so that I don't even have to wait. It's not an issue.

I'm not even gonna give you the blanket that I was gonna get you because like you don't need it. It's not a need. Jackie, you are gonna give me the blanket that I was gonna get you because like you don't need it It's not it Jackie. You are gonna give me the blanket. You are why it ends up in the foyer It won't I have a place for it on my rocker. I'm ready. I'm ready for you could send it out Don't get her anything. Let's give her what she wants Let's give her what she wants fine. Yeah rubber gloves Toilet brushes like yeah, come on. I have space for that. Okay. I think we should do it guys.

I know everybody who's getting gifts listens to the show. Like I'm telling you, let's see. Great. Please do not bring stuff like for all. Okay. So Mazel Tov to the Kelsey's and to Finley, welcome to the world. That's a cute name too.

It fits with like their vibes. Wyatt. That's the cute name too, it fits with their vibes. Wyatt. That's the only one I know. There's one with an E. Like Elsie. Elliot? Oh, you're right, you're right. Hold on, now we just need to put it.

No, it's not Elsie, Kelsey. I love that. I do too. Okay. Wyatt, Elliot, but it's spelled like funny. Yeah, they do two T's. Two T's and an E at the end. Yeah, so a lot of people thought

when they were guessing this baby's name that it was gonna have two T's now. The baby naming expert that I watched a video on said they didn't do the double T's, but they still did double consonant with fin and nilly. I see, so Wyatt-tota, Elliototie, and Bennett, cute. Really cute. Cute.

And then finnily, so cute. Yeah. Mazels. Mazel. Are you ready for the next story? It's 11 11, make a wish. I wish for partiness like this forever. I wish for my baby-ness like this forever. I wish for my baby to flip in his own time.

Our next story is Morgan Wallen cashing in on the SNL drama and releasing God's Country merch. So yesterday Morgan Wallen dropped some new merch saying, get me to God's Country. It's a t-shirt and two hats. It's actually quite pargy. This story has obviously become so viral and he's cashing in on it.

And a couple of, well actually just one story about SNL came out yesterday that kind of answers some of the questions we were having about how there was a sketch that Joe Jonas was featured in. I don't know if you saw, they needed a musician and it was written for Morgan and he had declined it. They didn't say that it was a bad thing, he just didn't wanna be in it, which is his right.

You're there to perform music. You don't like have to do other stuff. Most people want to do it. He didn't. And that's why Joe Jonas took the gig. So I think that does indicate like a sign of just, you know, not being a team player, if you will. I think a sign for me of like,

I'm here to do the two songs. Like we're doing two songs. I don't need to like be a part of this. Nothing more, nothing less. And then when it's over, I'm walking out the door. And I am starting to feel like the God's Country thing was more so like he didn't enjoy his time in New York City. Like I don't feel like it was about SNL

being Godless Heathens. But I do think the two things together have made it look like, like the walk off plus get me out of here makes it look like he's angry at SNL. But I actually could see a world where it's just like something that he posted because he missed home and he's been in this big city.

And that's how you refer to the South. Yeah, and not like that he's running away from SNL, but like he spent a week in New York City. And if you don't love New York City, like that's kind of a tough place to be. I agree, actually. I think that it's possible that we are looking far too deep into this.

Although the walk off like was so shocking that, and somebody did then tag me, thank you. The last time he did SNL, what did he do during the credits? And he did exactly what he was supposed to do. Thank you and giving everyone hugs, like, you know, playing the part. So he knows it wasn't a lack of knowledge.

Yeah, and he didn't want to do that this time. So I think like the two things together make each thing seem bigger, but I could see a world where he had no idea that this plus the walk off would equal like Morgan Wallen hates SNL. Agreed. Do you think we will ever see him on SNL again?

Cause you would think no after the last time, but he did come back. I feel like, yeah, they said he's fine with the network. And I do think that I don't, I think it's possible he didn't have an awful time. He just like, doesn't wanna be a part of it more than like doing the job. And I don't think he thought get me to God's country

was gonna become like such a viral phrase. And I love, you know, taking the opportunity to make some coin. It's very disgraced queen of him. Yeah, and it's really cute merch. And like, yeah, get me to God's country. This is God's country. So the whole thing has just become really funny.

And did God's country as a like term for the South, did that exist before Blake Shelton song? I think so, but probably he really popularized it. And now of course, Morgan Mullen should also do a cover of that song. Did you see the swirly? Cause you know- I think the Blake Shelton one is a cover.

Just wanna say. I don't think it is. Blake Shelton's like always low key like doing covers. Must see the riverside getting baptized in holy water and shine with the dogs running. No it's such a crazy song. It's a crazy song.

Not me like in New York City, like at Shabbat dinner singing that song. I don't think he thought it would get that far. Yeah. Save by the sound of a, like it's so crazy. On a mussy river side. Like literally me. Yeah.

Is it a cover? No. It's hard to find out, but it doesn't look like it. Wait, I had one more thing I wanted to say. How does anything Blake Shelton had it a cover? No. It's hard to find out, but it doesn't look like it. Wait, I had one more thing I wanted to say. How is anything Blake Shelton had it in him? Oh, you guys know, like as a part of my transition to becoming a Gen Xer, I'm watching a lot of programming that Gen X would like, and that includes American Idol.

Did you see the girly- You switched from the voice when you were Gen Z. Right. Oh, also, did you see Kelly Clarkson on Kylie Kelsey's podcast talking about how like, she's talked a lot about how her foray into like Hollywood and the pop music scene after American Idol, because it was so new,

like this competition show, there were a lot of people who were like, looked down on her and very derogatory because she came from one of these types of talent shows. And she was like, it was just so funny to see people like who treated me like that, then go on to, and she was like, judge the voice. And now people are guessing who she was talking about. I kind of feel like it was Christina Aguilera.

I just feel like they were probably swirling at the same time. Interesting. Yeah. It could also be men. It could, it could. Like Adam Levine. That was the second most popular comment.

I guess he's just known to be a dick, so like, if the shoe fits. He's such a voice judge. Yeah, when you think the voice. Some people judge the voice, but we can't remember them. Correct. And some people haven't judged the voice in years, Adam Levine, but he's eternally there.

Yeah, he's a voice judge. So I don't know if you saw the girlie on American Idol who went viral, because she auditioned with waiting all day for Sunday night. She literally sang the entire song in a prompt time fight. Carrie loved it, was like mouthing along with words. Everybody's cracking up. And she actually did like a very good musically.

Like her voice was amazing. I'm cracking up. So many people tagged me in an American vital video of this girl who's on the next Carrie Underwood and I didn't watch it. And now I know why they were tagging me. It was a great tag. That is so, okay.

Do me a favor, watch it later. I will. You'll enjoy seeing Carrie, like they're all, and they all know it immediately. Maybe not Lionel. I think he was like a little confused. That's not his fault. Luke Bryan knew exactly what was going on

and it was just hilarious and a great way to stand out. That's hilarious. Mm-hmm. Lots going on in the Gen X community. Join me. That sounds really fun. Yeah. We do have a lot of fun. Being Gen X.

Yeah, we don't give a fuck, you know? I am a Latin Gen Xer. Deny my identity, deny me. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Which is actually a story I'm obsessed with. I don't know. Okay.

I have a really warm place in my heart for Kristin Cavallari and her dating life. And you do, you do. And if it were for you, I would know none of it. Claudia, this is the cutest story. Okay. Okay. And I just need you to listen because Kristin Cavallari has released a new podcast

about her dating life. And she dropped the name of her secret most recent fling. He's like a former NHL player. And so she was talking- Named? Named, hold on. I'm gonna look up a picture. Nate Thompson.

I'm on my way. Yeah, so she talked about how they spent New Year's together, that they were dating for a little bit, how it was really good and- Oh, he's so cute. Kind of short-lived, but she had only really good things to say. And then he went on his podcast,

cause he has a podcast too, and talked about her talking about him. And actually the way they're talking about each other, like they need to get married. It's so cute. So this is what he said. He said, it's okay, it's fine. I mean, I knew it was only a matter of time

before things came public. That's her world. That's what she does. Her podcast, obviously, as you know, is pretty big and she talks about her relationships. So I knew it was probably going to come out eventually. He insisted he has nothing bad to say about Kristen, whom he described as a really, really good person and a great mom. He said, Oh, it was fun. She's a cool person. We had a good time. Life is going to life and it just didn't work out. He said they

had a lot in common given that they're both single parents to their respective children. He said, obviously we don't live in the same city, so that dynamic changed things. But he reiterated that they kind of hit it off, but things didn't work out. He went on to echo what Kristin had said, which was that he went to Nashville a couple of times and saw her.

I was with her for New Year's. We told each other a lot of things in a very short amount of time. And we were pretty open and honest about a lot of stuff. Though the two had a connection in the short time that they talked or hung out, he wouldn't have called her his girlfriend, he said. He would, however, call her very genuine.

He said, she hustles, she does her thing, so I've got a lot of respect for her and how she handles herself with everything she has to deal with being in the limelight. Now, I just wanna say, is he good? Oh, he's retired, so it doesn't matter. Okay, he played for the Boston Bruins, the New York Islanders, and the Anaheim.

Now this is a novel. I don't know if you know that there's a very big genre of romance novels obsessed with hockey players. They are, I think, of all the sports, for some reason, romance novels have become fixated on hockey players, even though I feel like hockey players are not the most famous. Like I don't know why, like the romance community,

but it's just kind of assumed that like, if you're a hockey player, you're like really good at sex, honestly. Like that's like the assumption. Something about the skates, like you know, you know how to glide. I don't know what it is. And I've actually, I've read one romance icebreaker,

really good. So I love that this is happening IRL for Kristin Cavallari. like it seems like a novel. Yeah, it does. He met her through Instagram, he DM'd her and then they talked a little bit and his cousin like lives right by her so they knew mutual people and then all of a sudden

like he's in Nashville visiting her and the whole time that they were like dating but not exclusive or anything, like nobody knew but now she talks about relationships on her podcast and I actually like respect her for like naming names, you know? And like really giving details. But waiting till it's over too. Like, so enjoy your life.

Giving real details. And then like the fact that he was, that he's like so cool with it and like understands that that's her job. Love. Has only nice things to say about her. Like, why didn't it work out? Get back together.

Right person, wrong time. Move for her. And I feel like Kristin Cavallari has the most interesting like DM inbox. Like there are certain people who you would just love to go through their phones and she's one of them. He said like, he watched a little bit of Laguna Beach

like when it was on, he didn't watch the hills. So he said he didn't know anything up to date, which is probably good, but that he definitely liked her on Laguna Beach. He said, I think every guy thinks Kristin Cavallari is hot for the most part. She's a very good looking girl. No, I'm smitten in the fact that they're like having

these dueling conversations on these random podcasts. Like it's actually too much. It's really cute. And it's like so much respect both ways. Like, no, I respect you more. I respect you more. And nobody's, he's not mad that like she blew up his spot. No, he said like, I expected it would get out.

This is what she does. She's good at what she does. And it's all so respectful. Like get married. Ship, ship. Get married. Ship. So I thought that was really cute.

It is, thanks for sharing. Are you ready for our next story? Is this four? Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. It's actually perfect to be the fourth story because the big four Beatles are headed to the big screen. So, the bio-

Oh yeah. Did you see that Mikey Madison is rumored to be playing Yoko Ono? I did see that and I like that. I've decided- She's not Asian. I've decided I like her. I like her too, she's Jewish.

Do you think it's crazy that like she's not Asian? Like, I think it's a little crazy. Nah, I, she's Jewish. Do you think it's crazy that she's not Asian? I think it's a little crazy. No, I think she's perfect. Okay. And people are so sensitive about that stuff these days. They've definitely looked through her lineage. She must have. She's got an uncle.

She's got something because they wouldn't do that if there was nothing there. I think she'll be perfect. I actually really like that, because also it's hard when your first role, you win the Oscar, like. It's very, where do you go from here? What's your next role?

Every year at the Oscars. I could see a world in which we never saw her again. Agreed, every Oscars you see someone who you know, like we're never gonna see you again, like I'm sorry. And it's cool if you win, it doesn't even matter if you win or you don't win, like we're not gonna see you again. So I'm glad that she. And this is like a highly anticipated casting, like the movie, not by me, it doesn't even matter if you win or you don't win, like we're not gonna see you again. So I'm glad that-

And this is like a highly anticipated casting, like the movie, not by me, I don't give a fuck. So here's, there's a couple of goodies. So Barry Kiyogan is playing Ringo Starr. I don't know if he already knew that, but it actually seems pretty on the news, knows. On the news, yeah. Even though I am a Sabrina.

I saw it on the news. I'm a Sabrina, he could play Ringo, it's fine. Yeah, like the loser beetle. Who cares? Paul Mezcal will be playing Paul McCartney. Like that's good for the group average. Agreed. And he doesn't have to change his name. Right. He won't be confused on set when they're like, Paul, Paul.

It's very Miley Stewart, Miley Cyrus. Joseph Quinn. Raven Simone, Raven Baxter. Right. Joseph Quinn will be playing George Harrison. I don't know either of those people. So that works. I know George. He's the least famous Beatle. And I know Joseph, he's from Stranger Things and he has like a cult following that doesn't include me,

but I'm familiar with his game. And then Harris Dickinson will play John Lennon, which is the role of a lifetime. Let me just look up this fella. Harris Dickinson. Oh, cutie. Oh, he was in Triangle of Sadness, we saw that. Oh, cutie. I don't think I know him from anything. He was in Triangle of Sadness, we saw that.

He was the one with the model girlfriend. And baby girl. That fucking dreadful movie. And crawdads. Yeah, so it turns out. And kinsmen. This casting is like very much like, it's like Yossified. Like they have all, like all, like Paul Mezcal, Barry Keoghan.

It's all like the girlies, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Even this guy, like he's from Triangle of Sadness. Like it's all the like British hotties of the moment. I guess that's what it should be. It's the Beatles. But you know who I feel is missing from this casting? I don't know who he would play, but the guy from who played young Prince Charles

and then was in the Challengers. Like he's so classic. Maybe he'll be like a manager or something. Oh yeah, I forgot there are other roles in the film. And then of course, I don't know if it's been confirmed that she's Yoko, but it's rumored. No, I only saw Pop Crave said it. And then I went to look for a story today

and it's not, no one else is reporting it. But they are whispers that Amy Lou Wood from White Lotus might be cast as Patty Boyd. She's been posting some like Easter eggs of Patty and Patty also had a gap tooth and they do look alike. Okay, I don't, who's Patty in this life? So George Harrison- In the context of this film.

George Harrison's ex-wife of course. Why do we care? Cause Amy Lou Wood from White Lotus. No, no, no, I mean like why would her casting be of interest? I guess- Sorry, I also need to say that each Beatle is getting their own movie.

This is four different movies that are coming out in one year. So like if someone has an ex-wife, that's a pretty big role in their movie. Okay, totally forgot. And it also sounds like we are the type of people who need to see this movie because I legit know nothing about the Beatles

and I actually don't care. I love Amy Lou Wood. She's great in the White Lotus. And yes, she does look visually, mostly because of the Beatles and I actually don't care. I love Amy Lewood, she's great in the White Lotus and yes, she does look visually, mostly because of the gap but also because they're just like pretty young girls. Like Patty Boyd. Yeah, so I hope. I like that.

That's that, yeah, they're trying to make this, I guess like Avengers where like every superhero has their own movie and then together they have one big movie. And let's see how it goes. I would give it a chance if it's good. I don't know that I would, that's very big of you, but I have a lot going on.

I just don't know if I have enough like time and space and hours in the day to care about the Beatles. Four times. Yeah, but I might become obsessed with the Beatles from this as one does. Like you did like with Elvis. Yeah, tell me about George. Maybe you'll have like the Elvis effect. Yeah. Tell me about George. Maybe you'll have the Elvis effect.

Yeah. What's your favorite Beatles song? Oh, interesting. Let me Google, let me look at their catalog quickly. Oh, blah dee, oh, blah dah. That's so classic us. A lot of their songs are really annoying, but I do feel like they would have

a couple of pargy ones. Yeah, I do think that when they say, hey, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, like they slap, they ate with that. It's like, I find myself getting taken by the music. Of course, Here Comes the Sun always makes me think of the parent tribe. It might be Here Comes the Sun.

Yeah, some of these are so like come together. Like seriously now. Yeah, not my favorite. But it's more so like that there's nothing wrong with the song, there's wrong with like what the culture did with the song. there's wrong with like what the culture did with the song. Back in the USSR is Beatles? No, it's Sigourney Weaver.

I know, well if that's Beatles, I love that song. It's Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers. Everybody knows she wrote that song. I love that song. Oh, Let It Be is really pretty. Oh, I agree, Parjeleche. I love Fifth Harmony's cover of it. I'm being dead serious It Be is really pretty. Oh, I agree. Parjeleche. I love Fifth Harmony's cover of it. I'm being dead serious. It's really beautiful. I love the Hebrew version.

Oh, also good. Lou yeh-heh. Lou yeh-heh. I actually think it's better. I think it's fair to say they have a lot of good songs, honestly. They are the Beatles. They also have a lot of annoying songs, like Yellow Submarine. What the fuck is that? I think that was kind of the what does the fuck say of that time, honestly. I agree. Harry got into Yellow Submarine. And I'm sorry, this is not very Gen X of me.

This is not, oh my God. Jackie, don't let your kids ever find Yellow Submarine. We were at the farmer's market and they were giving out a flyer for this Beatles cover band. It was a picture of a Yellow Submarine and he was asking a lot of questions. So I put on the song.

Oh no. On repeat. Oh no, oh no. That was a hard weekend. It's kind of the baby shark of the 70s or whatever the Beatles were. Yeah. Okay.

And I think that the Beatles best song is Four or Five Seconds. That's just Paul. Do you think that'll be in his one? It better. Like I think that Four or Five Seconds by Rihanna, Paul and that other freak are, is literally the best song made in the last like 25 years.

Yeah, it's really good. From Wile In, like so good. And that's like the last song Rihanna ever released. And you know what? If that was the last song I released, I probably wouldn't release anything after that either. Cause you're never gonna make anything as good. And that's like the last song Rihanna ever released. And you know what? If that was the last song I released, I probably wouldn't release anything after that either. Cause you're never gonna make anything as good. Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? No. She's kind of the name on everybody's lips today. Babylist, they are sponsoring the fifth and final story, which is a kind of a huge moment for the brand. And for us, because we love Babylist. So I knew about Babylist, obviously, before I got pregnant.

One, I know Jackie used it, but also anytime a friend of mine has a baby, you just go to Babylist, you know that they have a registry there. And so I knew that it was the place for registries, but I really didn't realize for myself, so we've talked about this a little bit culturally, just like we're not the types of girls

who are very superstitious around pregnancy. So we're not having our nurseries ready to go by the six month mark like some of these girls on TikTok. I'm so jealous of them, but we just don't do that. So I have, but I found it like very overwhelming like the things I'm going to need. And like, I'm very organized like that. I have like OCD.

And so BabyList has been amazing for like creating checklists and just like getting myself organized so that when the time comes, I can order everything from BabyList like at once. I just think it's, it's literally become my new favorite app to scroll on, like move over TikTok. It's me and the BabyList app.

So it's basically a one-stop shop for making it feel easy to prepare for having a baby. Obviously there's nothing easy about what's about to happen, but BabyList really does help when it comes like the mind games, you know? And it also helps with with the people asking, what do you want? Not only do I not wanna tell you,

I don't wanna answer your text message, here's the link to my BabyList so that I'm getting only things that I want and need and not extraneous items that I don't want. And you know what they had a feature that I thought was so brilliant? When I was buying a gift for my friends, Nikki and Jordan, it gave you an option,

do you want this person to send you a thank you note? And I was like, no, people should not have to send thank you notes at this time in their life. Like it's such a brilliant, I was like, oh my God, everybody needs this. It was really, they really think of everything. And there's a reason why it's the internet's favorite registry.

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Babylist is super helpful for that and managing and keeping track of all of it. So again, while I haven't, actually I have purchased two things now from BabyList cause I am getting a little bit further along. So I have started like the purchasing very slowly, very slowly, but like weeks and months ago, I really downloaded the app and like started cultivating

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when you're the person receiving Babylist and you get everything that you want or when you're buying a gift for someone and you know that you're getting something to slay. It's like crushed it. Oh my God, I'm feeling really gassy. Well, our fifth and final story is actually really funny to me

because someone stepped in it. I can't wait to laugh. Someone stepped in it today and it was actually Ariana DeBose. Wow, what are the odds somebody would step in it like so majorly twice? So this is really funny because she posted a quote

about narcissism on her Instagram and the quote said, hold on, I need to get the exact words. It said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged and it was on like a graphic of like flowers. Now, if you remember from last week, that was from Jonah Platts post about Rachel Zegler. Oh my, wait, not them making quote cards from Jonah Platt's Instagram comment.

Right, and let's not forget, Ariana DeBose and Rachel Zegler were in West Side Story together. And they run in similar like theatrical circles. Right, so now Ariana is clarifying that she did not know where the quote came from. I mean, who could know such a niche reference? I didn't even know it.

When she posted the quote that said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged, Innocence deleted Instagram post Tuesday. She said, quote, I post quotes all the time and thought this one was meaningful. Will fully cop to the fact that I did not do any research on where this quote came from, nor did I know of the connection

until it was pointed out to me. I have no intention of inserting myself into a new cycle." Literally, who would want to be a part of this? She said, "'This is not the first time I've posted about dealing with narcissism, and it probably won't be the last, but next time I'll be sure to clarify its origins first.'" I don't even think next time you need to do that.

Like, what are the odds? This is so crazy. So crazy. I actually like her statement. I feel like as best as she could backpile it out of this, she did. And she also like didn't set, she didn't get into picking sides of Joan or Rachel. She was like, no, and I actually believe her,

which is why this is like easy for, there's no, it's so, how do people even put together that this was related? Like I would never have known now. I would have loved for her to insert herself like, wow, does she hate Rachel Zegler? What's the tea? But I believe her that like, seriously, she wanted no part of this.

This was not like a big statement. She just is like a quote card girly. And sometimes you quote card a little too close to the sun. No, it's really true. And she backpedaled out of this like as best as she could. I think her statement really, yeah, like I understand. I don't think it was a slight at Rachel Zegler. No, I definitely don't.

Yeah. I just want to know the person who took a quote from Jonah Platts, like what inspired them to make it into a graphic? I think it must've really resonated with it. People really get- Read it again. Narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged.

It was imposed over a bouquet of flowers. Is that like a relatable? People are really passionate about narcissism. Yes, it's like kind of one of the hot button therapy words. Especially on social media. It's losing its meaning. It's losing its meaning. It is losing its meaning,

but people love to like accuse other people of narcissism. People who have dealt with narcissists, both real and imagined, are constantly speaking about it. So like she said, I will continue to post about narcissism, but I'll be sure to clarify the origins next time. I like how she talks about it, like it's, you know, like racism, like it's like a cause to be, do you know what I mean?

I will continue to post about antisemitism and narcissism and bigotry. She's acting like it's one of those isms. It's not, but I guess it's something that's really affected her. And to be honest, this is quite funny of her. It's hysterical. And I do believe her.

I wanna say I believe Ariana. Yeah, she has like a couple of demerits. Of course, this will not be common. Just one, just one. But this actually is in the pro column because it's a hysterical saga. Yeah, and I truly believe just like an Instagram faux pas. It's true, like nobody researches quote cards.

You just like literally pick them up on the side of the road. Yeah, and if you like the one line, it's like, even if you didn't agree with what was on top or below, like you didn't see it. Like narcissism is not something to be encouraged or coddled, okay. Jackie loves that Instagram account, Third Eye Thoughts.

Like, do you know where all of their quotes are sourced from? No. Well, no, but I think that they're the originators, I do. I don't, actually. Interesting. I think they pillage BradyQuotes.com quite a bit. Interesting. Well, they're curators and that's a job. That's valid. That's valid. That's real.

Thousand percent. So, Ariana, thanks for the walls. Truly. I enjoyed that. And I'm glad that like the Jonah Platt conversation is continuing because that was seriously like one of the funniest things. Yeah. Now, let's dive into the TV recap part. One of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was on last night and it's a tale of two couches and the right couch just like is obviously my preferred

couch but they also are just like a real team and unit and like the left couch is just falling apart at the seams. Like it's so messy. No and the Kyle doesn't even wanna be on the left couch. It's like she would love to be on the right couch, except like she completely ruined all of her chances of being on the right couch with everything she did this season.

Yeah, and so really Garcelle has been the focus of this first part. And I think watching her break for lunch and being like, I had no idea it was going to become like the Garcelle show. She really didn't know that like she had bought, like rubbed so many people the wrong way. And I think it's becoming increasingly clear to her that she's on this island alone.

And for a while she was on an island alone with Sutton and that was okay. And now Sutton is sort of like jumped ship and Garcelle's trying to bring her down with her being like, well, you said this off camera and like, like nobody cares. Yeah, no, I think like Sutton and Garcelle could still like be friends.

Sutton doesn't wanna not be friends with Garcelle but she's like not gonna take up for her with the other girls, unless it's Dorit, whose friendship she still wants. So really like Kyle, she's just not gonna be there for her. So, and Garcelle has only done that for Sutton. So of course, resentment is gonna build. And I think it's interesting how the whole season,

everybody's accused Boze of being Dorit's mouthpiece. And I actually haven't felt that way at all. She definitely likes Dorit best and like defends her friend. But I've never felt like she was speaking for Dorit. I did feel like last night at the reunion, she was being a little bit of a mouthpiece, but I liked that she felt emboldened. Glinda emboldened him to, like really, she didn't give a fuck.

Like she was like ready to like throw down at her first reunion. Well, that's what the reunion is for. And I think that's why this one is so good, even compared to the season is because like, we're just speaking plain. Honest. I'm gonna ask you a question.

I'm gonna get the answer. I'm gonna ask you your opinion. And you're going to tell it to me. Whereas on the show, everything is like, you know, there's a million lunches and a million side conversations. And this one meets with that one. And it's like, let's lay it all out on the table. And these are opinionated and thoughtful women.

So like they have a lot to say. and I was feeling like everyone was so well spoken in defending themselves or explaining themselves and but then the next person is like well you know is cutting that down I'm like well that makes sense too and that's why it was a really good reading and even in Dorit talking about her divorce which like isn't controversial in the group really I felt like she was doing such a good job of explaining where she's at, but it's so weird how she's like separated from PK, they could still get back together, like that's her family, but also like for her job,

which she will need if they divorce, like she kind of, he's her enemy. And they're like talking so poorly about each other. How do you get back together after that? I know, and when they announced their separation, like I really thought it was like fake. I thought, you know, storyline, like drama, of course they're gonna get back together,

but it's becoming increasingly clear that like they have real issues. And I also was really bothered by Kyle, like the whole Kyle PK thing, like she will not see how she's wrong in that. But I'm glad that Andy was like, you know, you really shook the community when your first response to hearing that

PK was like this monster who like verbally abused his wife was that like, you couldn't say it. And she really like didn't, I don't feel like she was held accountable enough for that. I was like, what are the worst things she said all season long? I just, well, when she explained herself and she was like, you know, you could come on here

and say anything about your husband and get people on your side because it's only your story that we're hearing. Which is actually true. I could see someone doing that and that would be wrong. However, is that what you think of Dorit, this person who's been your friend for over five years and your best friend at times,

you really think she's that sort of person that would, that's what's more jarring, not the idea that someone could do that because actually I'm sure people do that and we never hear from the husband and they just get dragged through the mud and we're like, yeah, women. It's true.

But that's what you think of your friend? Why is that your friend? And then being like, you blew up his alcoholism. He had shared it, like maybe not on the show, but he shared it socially on publicly on social media. Like they were really grasping at straws. And what's so funny is if Dorit had been cagey about it, Dorit's not opening up, Dorit's not real,

Dorit doesn't share. Dorit tells everyone when she speaks to them about her divorce. You're exploiting. They just hate her. There were two kind of gasping moments and they both were directed at Carcel, which I actually felt bad for.

She was just getting eaten up and chewed out. Obviously when Erica was like, I guess I just wish you were more interesting in your life. Cause it was true. It's like everybody gives so much and Carcel doesn't hold back. She shares about her kids. She shares about everything.

It's just not that compelling. And so I think her most compelling moments are when she comes for other people, which is not like a good place to be. And so when she was just like, I wish you were more interesting. It was just kind of, it wasn't, it was mean obviously, but it was so honest.

Like true. Yeah. And so that was kind of yikes. And then when Bose was like, I mean, everybody, and she was pointing at Garcelle, just you thinking that like I'm so easily manipulated to think things of you from Doreen, like you must think very low of yourself. I thought she was gonna say, you must think very low of me.

But then she was like, well, of course. But then when she was like, you think low of yourself, I was like, damn, Garcelle cannot catch a break. Like honestly, I actually felt bad for her. No, and it's such a lame look that she's so like big and bad in her confessionals and like, it says like really things as harsh and true as this. And then when she's, you big and bad in her confessionals and like just says like really things as harsh and true as this.

And then when she's, you know, in the moment she has nothing to say back. It just like, it's a weenie look. So I feel like since she started, she's always been like really kind of slay the house down in her confessionals, but at the reunion it's never been like a come to Jesus on Garcelle moment. There's just been a lot of other stuff going on.

This is like years in the making, which is why like the burglary stuff. So everybody's kind of airing out like years of grievances, which is just unfortunate for her, but this isn't new behavior, but she got used to being able to say kind of like, fucked up shit and Dorit is right, but like you scour Twitter for like the theory that this was

like an insurance set up the burglary for Dorit and her husband, like that was a conspiracy theory from Twitter. the burglary for Dorit and her husband. Like that was a conspiracy theory from Twitter. There was no proof, no evidence of that ever. And like Garcelle really ran with it and talked about it the season before last. And then again, this season, cause she got away with it. So she's just gotten kind of used to saying crazy things.

And for the first time, yeah, maybe it's because there's nothing else going on this season. They're like, well, let's talk about Garcelle. Yeah. And because like Sutton's not unwavering in her support for her. So it just looks even, maybe it's because there's nothing else going on this season. They're like, well, let's talk about Garcelle. Yeah, and because Sutton's not unwavering in her support for her, so it just looks even worse when it's just everyone piling on Garcelle and she has nothing to say. Yeah, the looks from the group collectively

were not my favorite. And I feel like Beverly Hills always really brings it. Yeah, I thought Dorit looked great. She looks very thin. I know, she's so tiny. Not in a complimentary way. I mean, like it feels like- But you can see like the stress on her.

So when she says like she's heartbroken and like she- I believe her. Of course, like, and why does like no one believe her? It's really crazy how these women give her- I don't know. I mean, Bose of course supports her and Erica does too in the way that, and we have to remember who Erica was

when she came on the show. Like not a girl, self-proclaim like not a girl's girl. And she has changed so much since being on the show, but she's never gonna be like that us against, so like teamwork makes the dream team. Like she's just like her own person. So as much as she is, could be like supportive and be that for Dorit she is,

and I have no issue with her, whatever, but it just looks different than like Bose who's like, yes girl, like we got this, us against the world. Did you feel like that comment Sutton made to Andy about like never having been married was like kind of weird and contentious? Cause I got what she was saying in terms of Keely and Bose being like, you know, a guy who's approaching 50

and has never been married or has kids, like it does give you pause, like does he have commitment issues? Like why now? Why does he want to get, and Andy was like, well, I've never been married. And it's obviously different, you know? He's gay and the cultures are just different. And it's just like, I don't know.

I don't think it's weird that Andy's never been married. I just don't like, you know? Yeah, but if someone was like wanting to settle down with Andy now and they were my friend, like, yeah, I'd have reservations that he is up for the commitment of, and you know, because he's been 50 years of not. But actually I wouldn't, I just feel like, you know,

in the gay community, it's like, it's not as big of a deal. I felt like- They're not as traditional. I felt like Sutton was spot on actually, and it just got- No, about Keely, yes. About Keely, no, no, no, about Andy too. Andy is not a commitment person. Like he doesn't want a life partner. And so what, one day after 50 years he wakes up

and now he knows how to be in a committed relationship. Like, I don't think so. So I think Sutton was like, straight facts, like, yeah, I feel that way about you too. And then she was like, and look at you. Yeah, he's a playboy. He is. So like-

Yeah, I guess. I just thought it was a kind of a crazy comment. It's a crazy thing to say to your boss and the person who's meeting in the conversation who you do want to like you and be on your side. But actually, I thought she was spot on. But actually I thought she was spot on. Damn, I thought she was spot on about Keely. Like it is a valid concern.

That's like the one thing about Boze. I would say that to any friend who's dating anyone who's like, you know, even a man who's like even 40 that's never been married or have kids or have been in a long-distance engaged. Like it's just a red flag that can be worked through or understood, but like it definitely gives you pause. I feel like Sutton was totally right for saying that.

Can we talk about Boza's Malibu house? I had no idea she had a beachfront house in Malibu. Let alone that burned down. I knew her house burned down, but I thought it was the one that we kept seeing on the show. Oh, and I guess they had filmed, but because it was unseen footage between her and Sutton

talking about Keely and it was at the Malibu house. And I know those houses. It's like when you drive down Pacific Coast Highway and they're on the beach side, they're all gone right now. But like, those are like millions and millions of dollars. Like that's something I would have liked to have seen. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I found that shocking.

Yeah. Sad. Because we got that whole thing about Garcelle's beach house. Yeah. We know about everybody's second homes, Palm Springs, Kyle. Well, we were just getting to know Bo's. Yeah, but like having a beach house in Malibu, that's definitely something worth knowing.

Yeah, it's true. So I thought it was actually very good. I had very low expectations for a reunion part one in general, especially for like such a blah season. But you know what, I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it also. Margie. So we'll see what's next.

We've got summer house tonight. Oh, tomorrow. Okay, let's remind everyone 10 AM Eastern time is merch. Tomorrow is also our last episode of the week. We are taking off Friday. Jax has some big, big plans and you know what? I'm taking the day. Yeah.

So, even though we had one on Monday, like need to. That was not a day. I'm sorry. That was harder than it was for me. So tomorrow 10 AM Eastern timetoastmerch.com, I would recommend setting your alarms. There is a good amount of items available,

but we do have a limit on how much is gonna be available to ship in the next one to two weeks. If you don't get what you want in terms of sizing or items, all the items are gonna go into pre-order after that. So you will then have to wait about six weeks, but you will get what you want. So don't be worried about that. You can check out our Instagram at the toast

for all the items, Jacks. Generally you're wearing what size and everything. Large, I took a large in everything and it's super cozy, but could have even done a medium in this for something more fit in. Yeah, I have an XL in everything just cause like, I think, you know, I have like a complex about how I look, but I think actually a large might have better suited me

in pretty much everything. But if you're going super oversized, I would size up. Yeah, always cozy. That's our show, you guys. Coffee's not sitting right in my stomach. You wanna wrap up? Yeah, that's our show. We love you very much.

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