The Toast - The Fast Foive: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

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great tuesday thus far hey jacks how you doing i'm doing good i have one thing to say howdy howdy howdy cloudy um jacks and i are both wearing sweaters today from show me your moo moo like not that um they haven't but like they should sponsor the show because like they basically do no and we talk about how much we love their stuff and they actually did reach out to send us some stuff but we still keep placing orders and no like what else am i supposed to wear yeah and it's like i don't have the time to like wait for the email exchange like i just want i want my order my clothes now literally literally I actually just got a huge haul from them I got this howdy sweater also they have a matching sweater for babies that says howdy and

it's white with sad beige writing so it's girl or boy so I got one for Harry too so when you come you'll have to bring your sweater we can all be matching oh my god I'm gonna die that's so cute and I got some bathing suits and trying them on was enlightening upsetting upsetting it was enlightening to see oneself in a new bathing suit I just feel like um bathing suits are really um like unnecessary well not for you because you really swim. For me, they're really not necessary. I don't swim. I maybe swim like twice on a vacation,

like the nights I'm going to wash my hair and that's it. That's true. I am a swimmer, but that's not what I meant. I meant like the concept that we have to swim and sunbathe in the nude is kind of like fucked. Like why can't we all just be wearing like leotards like down to our ankles? Well, I do feel like rash guard bathing suits

are kind of really in right now, like long sleeve bathing suits and also ones that have like a little short. Maybe that's in the future for you. I just find the bathing suit industry to be like extremely triggering and just a really unnecessary uh corporate moment i feel like the bathing suit industry is really missing something and that

yes recognition that people have big breasted women and that you can have big titties that aren't fake and so what you need is support it's not that everyone either has fake titties or is flat chested like where are the bathing suit tops and even one pieces because one pieces have no support you might as well just put an invisible string on and walk into the sea but where are the bathing suits that have support like i want a bathing suit top that's my bra in scuba material that's it that's all i want i'm not asking for anything no I completely agree and like I don't know what what world people are living in that like bathing suits

still come with pads like we don't need pads no we don't and I just feel like there's so many different bathing suit companies that are targeted for like different body types there's literally none for big-breasted women except like shout out to Miracle Swim, which is like literally made of- I know, but it's only Miracle Swim and not everyone wants to wear a Miracle Swim suit. No, because like low-key, most of them are ugly and they're literally $200 for a one piece,

but like they're built really well. They're made of like literal like elastic. Like they're so tight on your boobs, thank God. Yes, but it's also like sometimes I want to wear a bikini I don't want to wear like a miracle suit that's working the whole body like I really mostly need the rest of my body can fend for itself my boobs can't and like they need support and I need brands even if miracles like wants to put their material into just a top and the rest can be like cute bathing suit material like the the thing about miracle suit, it might as well say miracle suit on it.

I know. Because it looks like a miracle suit. And it's really for people in nursing homes. Like that is the target demo. And I just feel like there are girlies out here who aren't in nursing homes who need that vibe as well. And it's hard because with me, it's like I want support for my breasts.

So I need it to be tight where so that it's like sucking too but like I also need it to get over my boobs it's it's a very fine line I feel like I have one bathing suit from every brand that works for me but I need a line of bathing suits that are tit conscious I think the brand to do it is Spanx like they really need to get into the swim category yeah but it's giving miracles too no because Spanx clothing is like very trendy and cute I feel like they could do it like I really do I'm gonna give this job to Sarah Blakely and I feel like she won't let me down yeah they could definitely throw their hat in the ring but I also want like trend not everyone by the way this isn't to say

like not everyone needs to meet bathing suits for big titted women like I just need one or two to focus on it to say hey we've got your back literally literally don't need to have big fake titties in order to wear our swimsuits and you don't need to be flat chested or have a b or even c cups like let's yeah let's start a line called c plus c plus and i know everyone's gonna comment like try this brand i've tried it no like it doesn't work like there's a difference between having boobs and having big boobs like there's a difference yeah and if you know you know and if you don't then count your blessings and stop wishing that you had big boobs yeah because if you can throw your boob over your shoulder, like we're not the same, you know?

Like a continental soldier. Right. Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to the flow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?

Hey, they do. I'm actually wearing a bra today. It's like one of those comfort bras, but it has padding and structure from a new sponsor of ours me too oh my god look at us have we done a read for bare necessities yet we have not I think oh they're a new sponsor of ours and I've been living in this bra I haven't washed it since I got it it's a great sweater bra because I've realized I don't want to wear my everyday bra when I wear a sweater because it like makes my boobs look

big which they are I want a bra that's gonna like flatten them so that's why this is a good sweater bra it sounds like what you and I actually need are breast reductions yeah we do but we also need solutions and we need solution oriented materials and not everything can be so drastic like not everyone is in a position to have surgery I know and I have been um really really like I've always said a breast reduction is something I'm gonna do in the future but like the day I think is coming I have been experiencing I've had big boobs my whole life and everyone always complains about back pain and like let me say I would complain with them but like I I never low key had back pain up until six months ago. I cannot do my makeup, I cannot do a show

without literally like limping off stage. My back is not okay. I have like so many reservations about getting a breast reduction, like I know all the benefits. I'm just like nervous. I've never had surgery before, like the anesthesia. Like I do wanna breastfeed, I mean who knows,

but like that's something I would like to do when I have children and I know that like that can change. Like there's a lot of things like that are going against my decision but like the back I can't believe the back came for you my back didn't start hurting with my boobs until I was breastfeeding well that makes sense they tripled in size no and also just labor is hard on your back and it's it's a very back backwards experience it's so backwards so twisted um all just to say a little bit about us I got my show me your muumuu delivery I ordered some bathing suits half were petrifying really quite spooky and the other half were were good but they were again like high-waisted bikinis that also all the bikinis that I wear in order to have support they need to be like that athletic cut.

Like sports bra. I don't have any. Yeah, like a sports bra. Exactly. Which I love, and that's my go-to. But sometimes I don't want to have like an athletic vibe. I want to be like beachy or something. I think maybe instead of like a bathing suit,

I need a butler to just walk around and hold my boobs on his forearm. Or her. Do you remember that brand from shark tank that towel that's for your boobs ta-ta towels I have one so here like I don't use mine really uh that often I like it though and I love the idea and I love the technology and they need to put something about that magic where like your back is carrying your boobs up in a bathing suit. No, you're, by the way, Tata Towels is an amazing brand. I wish them all the best.

I completely agree that they might be the company. Yeah, they should foray into swimsuits because the idea that like you need your underboob to dry, like while you're getting ready, like it'll dry and it's not that urgent. No, it's a decent problem. Not enough for me to grab my cha-cha towel any more than maybe once a year. I think I liked it when I was pregnant though. What is like your favorite product from Shark Tank?

Oh, I mean, you obviously have your answer ready. So you go first. I don't actually. Oh. I do usually ask questions though because I have an answer. I need to think of what I actually own from the tank. Because I actually don't even have a scrub daddy.

Me neither. People are obsessed. There's literally like a cult on TikTok. They literally change it out once a week. They get new ones. They do unboxings. They're obsessed. I can't.

My mind is drawing a blank. Okay. Here's a different question. If you went on Shark Tank with a company, who would you want to partner with i would have to look at all their records maybe mr wonderful i think you know you and him would get along we do we would because we are honest to a fault honest girls yeah i just also think that it really depends on what type of product you have. It's like a household item. Obviously, you're going to go with Lori.

If it's something like athletics, sports, you want to go with. They all have their different niche. If it's wine, you definitely want to go with Mr. Wonderful. And if you're dumb, you want to go with Robert. So you're so wrong. Oh, I was with Robert in an elevator when I was in New York City last time. I forgot to tell anyone that. Yeah.

Wait. With Robert and his wife did you do an elevator pitch no I didn't and I literally forgot about it until this moment they were in the elevator where at Bergdorf's like of course they're so fancy well I was there too so that makes me fancy so are you you're literally Heather Dubrow I was with Zach and like of course I realized who it was immediately but I know with Harry what I was with Harry too so he's everyone's like oh hi conversation starter um and then actually Zach said something really normal which was that oh I think we all have the same wedding planner because we did oh yeah you did and so they were like yeah Mikey we love him we're like same

and then they got out on their floor I think it was their floor or they were running away from us right right right these crazy wedding people yeah that's actually like a good intro. I think we handled it so normally. No, so that's the second elevator you've been in with a shark where you didn't take the opportunity to elevator pitch. I'm always in elevators with sharks. I was in the elevator with Damon on my bachelorette party. Now, I know this isn't Mr. Wonderful, but I was once in an elevator with Howie Mandel. They look alike. Irrelevant. But wait, Jackie, I too have been in an elevator with Howie Mandel.

You were with me, right? No, I was in Montreal for Just for Laughs. Oh, I was at the Ritz. Of course you were. I was at like a Marriott. You were fucking with me. It was an event. It was literally so long ago. it was the first time i cut my hair short where were we going it was um i think it was an agt america's got talent like

little party oh my god yes memory unlocked we went to like an agt launch party yeah yeah yeah yeah like when i say i was at the ritz like it sounds so much more fabulous i'm gonna leave it there it was yeah you weren't staying at the ritz no not at all i didn't even i just it was in the location of the ritz like okay here's another question i have for you this is just like my day of questions um can i ask you a question no that's not the question but there's this prompt going around on tiktok it's like who is like the most randomly famous person that you have a photo with and everyone's sharing like serena kerrigan had a photo with megan mark my god like when she was like a blogger slash actress yeah yeah okay I need to think because I rarely ask for a photo you do but I also only ask the most random people

why what's yours I don't know I guess like the most famous person I have oh is Leonardo DiCaprio no random no no sorry the prompt is who's the most famous person you have a photo with I don't know why I said random probably Miley Cyrus for me oh yeah met her at Topshop when I was in high school and I was obsessed beyond with her and I have to thank Olivia because she made me get a picture also the Veronica's that's like a core memory for me. Yeah, core memory. And there was someone else. Oh, Madelaine Petsch I have a picture with. You also have a traumatizing story to go along with it.

Different picture. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, no, just don't meet your heroes. Don't meet your heroes. No, sorry. Don't meet like weird fans.

That was me. No no you were being nice okay I'll stop I'll stop um but no she's nice but we just like I was you didn't connect just cringe you weren't connecting by the way I've told this story before I think on the episode this is just random unlocked memory the episode that we did with the late lady gang in the studio in the sky I told them the story and I couldn't even get it out I was laughing so hard and like cringing so you guys if you want the story go watch it because I'll never tell it again ever so that's a little bit about me yeah what else is going around on tiktok so much I mean we're blowing up.

It's just insane. Our last couple of clips have really performed. We had a lull when we got 500,000 negative views about Miss Rach. But we're coming back bigger and better than ever. Quad, here's the thing. Views are views. No, it's so true. Views people are views people.

No, it's true. So I see that as a win. And I'm really kind of coming into my tiktoker era like I've just now gotten another brand sponsorship just for my tiktok like I'm really out here being a tiktoker and if you follow me on tiktok and you see my like sponsor post like make sure to engage you know like leave a comment okay so what was the first one that you did I've actually had like a couple in the last you just said another so what's already live you can tell us about oh amazon is already live captain crunch is already live captain crunch was the ferry the ferry yeah uh I did another one I can't remember but I've got a really big one coming up oh exciting yeah it was very exciting to be a tick tocker like i i was so

close to fading into irrelevancy like you know meme girl never got she now i'm like number one podcaster number one talker it's good i'm happy for you i guess i'm also then the number one podcaster of course so i'm happy for me too and i'm number one on reels. And you're number one in our hearts. Oh, and that's really what matters. 100%. Sure. Sure. And I'm number one on Goodreads, which is where I like to be. That's so true.

You invest in your TikTok, I'll invest in my Goodreads. And then we're covering all of our bases here at the Morning Toast. Yeah. Speaking of Goodreads, I just finished the new Kevin Wilson book. He wrote Nothing to See Here, which we loved. And so his books are nice and short and funny so I read his most recent one it's called now is not the time to panic and it was pretty dreadful 2.5 stars for me Claudia don't read it I'm sure Dana will like it reminded me of tomorrow and tomorrow tomorrow just because it was like pessimistic and dreadful about the children. Not children, young adults and puberty people.

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are toasters. Guys, I won't even charge you. I feel like when people book ads with our show, they don't realize that it comes with a free slogan. No, it comes with free like like a branding a brand book yeah also like if you want to pay a little more we could throw a jingle in there right even though Thuma didn't pay for that no but like that's the kind of that's priceless advertising no that's the kind of marketers we are yeah so true we stretch a dollar we do shall we dive in to the fast five stories like I guess but it's so

much more fun when we talk about ourselves I know well speaking of us I after I finished my terrible book last night I decided to turn on my television I was looking for a new comfort show you know I feel like we're in a lull other either it's like white lotus and like big shows or I don't know. And I didn't want to watch Real Housewives. So I turned on my new favorite show. What is it? The Culpo Sisters. Oh, right. There was a new episode.

McLardia. The show is so good. It's so heartwarming. Like I'm obsessed. Like it's really my new comfort show. Like it makes my heart warm. Like they're such cute, funny sisters. but their fights are also like dumb, but real. Like Sophia stealing Olivia's shoes from the box

with the stuffing in them. The girl has nerve. Oh, she needs a good slap from her sister. And Olivia like needed them for a shoot and then like didn't have them. Oh no, that would have gotten in our house like a sister back of the hand to your arm. Like, no, Olivia is literally so patient with her sisters and they are so mean to her she's

really like textbook middle child Olivia Aurora's I called her Olivia Aurora's really the oldest and Sophia is really such young sister energy and you want to know what's the craziest thing about Sophia how she reminds me of snitch so when she's like with her sister is like she's such a younger sister I just want to say taking shoes from a box is literally something margaret would do yes but then she went to film scenes with her boyfriend in miami braxton because he was a free agent so they were like filming the two of them and her personality was so different when she was not with her sisters because she got to like be her own person and if that ain't snitch I don't know what is I should tell snitch to watch the show. I just want to say, like, not to, like, correct you and be annoying,

but a comfort show is a show that you've seen a million times, like, you keep watching. I thought that's what you were going to say, because I actually did recently find a new comfort show. Oh, okay. So what's a show that brings you comfort? Like, a new show that brings you comfort. Like, just, it would be a new show that brings you comfort.

Okay. So I had a new show that brings me comfort and I'm really enjoying it. Plus they're really opening up. Aurora is getting divorced on the show. Like she's on the phone with her parents telling them for the first time and we're seeing it. It's really crazy. And like Olivia's talking about how she wants to have kids soon, but like she doesn't want to bring it up to Christian because she doesn't want to like, you know, knock at the answer

that she wants. And I just, I can't believe we're getting this insight into these girls and I'm I'm really loving it I can't say enough good things about it and also there's just like this underlying positivity about the show like these are girls that like are just loving life they have really wonderful opportunities and experiences and they're really enjoying them and I just think it's a really great show and if you haven't caught it yet I would really really it. It was bringing me a lot of joy last night. It was giving me, it was like my new Southern charm. Cause that's how I used to feel about Southern charm, like a show I just watch to enjoy. I have been watching, um, for my new comfort show,

Schitt's Creek. I haven't watched it in so many years. And it's like really literally, I know everyone knows it's like such a good show. Yeah. I guess I just don't want to rewatch shows maybe just cause I have such limited time. And and like I always want to either be watching something that I enjoy or something that we're going to talk about on the toast or reading a book like I can't imagine now re-watching a show no I genuinely think I know we're only like two years apart but like that's the generational difference like even before you had a baby like you never sat around and like watched sex in the city or friends. Like I watched both. I did not friends obviously,

but like sex in the city, even when I rewatched like desperate housewives, like the idea of rewatching a show, it's just about having a baby. And like, I just, I get a few hours to myself and like, I want them to count.

And I feel like rewatching something that's old. Like I can't talk about it on the toast. It's I'm not learning anything. Like I guess maybe if it brought me comfort that would be enough but I'd rather watch something new and like I could talk about the copos on the show if you'll give me the floor I believe I did give you the floor right so I'm like talking about something like relevant I'm watching something relevant I feel like I'm part of no we're so committed to our craft like our's what it is. Our choices. Our choices. Our day-to-day choices like are always influenced by like will this benefit my podcast?

Right. Yes or no? Yes or no? Get her done. Yeah like sometimes I don't want to go to like an event or something. I'm like the toasters need to know what it was like. It's so true. So true.

Like people look at us they think it's like so easy. You know it's not. This life is not as easy as we make it seem yeah no and sometimes it's like there's more shows I could watch for the toes but no we're not gonna like take it that far uh no I can't sacrifice my I can't sacrifice okay I can't sacrifice my piece I just want to say one thing about The Bachelor because there's a storyline that I'm kind of obsessed with that it's like come from the new season of Paradise but it's like people that we know so you remember Victoria Fuller from I'm I'm kept up I'm obsessed so apparently she got engaged on Paradise to someone I don't know me the same and they were like engaged

after Paradise and I guess she called it off like pretty quickly and then quickly thereafter started dating this guy named Greg who was like the Tyler C of his season with the two bachelorettes okay there's only one Tyler C okay but like he was like the breakout hottie from his season which was last season the season with two bachelorettes and then like Victoria turned around and started and now they're dating and they're both like really nice looking and they seem to be really into each other I think I've said this before but like Victoria Fuller is the hottest girl to ever come out of the Bachelor franchise. Like if I could choose anyone to look like,

I would want to look like her. She's so stunning. McClardia, that's crazy that you say that. I like randomly follow her on Instagram. Because I know you're not going to believe me, but I think you look like her. I think you guys have a lot of similar features. Wait, maybe that's why I think she's so beautiful

because I'm obsessed with myself. No, like I think that if you found like a picture of her as a kid and you as a kid, I feel like you would look alike. Because you guys have like really, there's things about your features that I think are very similar. So you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world is what you're saying? Yeah, but you already knew that. So true.

That's literally the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Thank you so much. And now I'm like, is she beautiful or does she just look like me? I'm confused. Claudia, two things can be true. That's literally the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Thank you so much. And now I'm like, is she beautiful or does she just look like me? I'm confused. Claudia, two things can be true. So true. It's literally so true. Anyways, I'm kind of obsessed with this journey that they're on.

I've been following her like since her season. And all of a sudden she's, I didn't even know she was on Paradise. But good, she's perfect for Paradise because like she needed a, you know, a second. A boost. A boost to like a second moment in the sun. Obviously, people were obsessed with her. She got engaged. Then she like leveled up to the man from the most recent season.

And then the two of them sat down there going on the vile files. I saw that too. Look at them making Bachelor relevant again. No, and look at me caring. But it's only because it was like previous people. And Greg was the only name I learned from that show. And he's with like one of the few people that I still care about so I was just I I enjoyed that I enjoyed that too I have also weirdly followed her like since the end of The Bachelor I don't think I follow anyone Bachelor related except for like girls who are

really no longer Bachelor Amanda Becca from our heyday but you also have to remember like those girls are kind of our age ish right like the new people are like Margo's age but like they're like teeny boppers Raven and I are the same age right you know um no and a lot of us are like like Amanda just got engaged I mean I mean Amanda just got married like we're in like a similar life stage yeah Lauren just is having another baby. A lot of them are like podcasters who have been podcasting like for a while. And so it's just, they're into the next phase. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyways, thought I would share that. And now without further ado, question mark. Where are you? Where are those fucking strice brethren where's thrice thrice is actually getting groomed oh you know i should actually make sure gorgeous boy doing gorgeous boy tings he's yeah he's at the spa gorgeous okay so now without further ado here are the past five stories that you need to know. It's the Fast Five.

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I don't know why I feel like I'm having deja vu like I feel like he keeps doing like the first yeah I think he went to the table but this is his that's not tv that's facebook watch so this is his first tv interview with who guess who he sat down with I don't think you would guess Gayle King no okay hold I think... Michael Strahan. No. Robin Roberts. No, these are good guesses. And I think actually... Yeah.

I think Gail would have been the perfect... Where he went is a weird choice. Okay, so let me think unconventional. Is it basic cable? Like the first 10 channels? No. I don't know. Could be.

No, I think it's... Wolf Blitzer could be no I think it's Wolf Blitzer it's not basic cable Wolf Blitzer no Nancy Grace no no am I getting warmer no you're getting further I don't know Trevor Noah daily show oh okay actually I don't hate it but I was literally never gonna guess that because one thing about me is I have never seen one moment of the daily show with Jon Stewart or Trevor Noah like talk about a show like that I'm not like like I'm not the target demo you know I don't think people watch the show I think it's like an industry plant show I think there's like a lot of shows regarded it's I think there's a lot industry plant show I think there's like a lot of shows regarded it's I think there's a lot of shows like that too that are like made out to be like so famous and like such institutions and then if you ever look to the ratings you would be surprised like your

Instagram stories get more views yeah totally also Trevor Noah like runs commercials for his show where he like does some of his jokes and they are and it's not funny positively dreadful like I don't even want to call them jokes like they're horrendous even just like him reading a dinner menu would be funnier than some of the shit that he says so if that's what you're leading with I can't imagine how dreadful the show is when somebody like for a comedy movie or comedy show they do like a trailer or a commercial and like they obviously are gonna put their best jokes in there. And you don't even giggle. Don't say it.

No, and it's like, I don't need to laugh out loud. But I need to be like, hey, that was smarter. Hey, that's funny. Like, that's an interesting line of thinking. Whatever. Dreadful when I tell you. Yeah, no, I've never seen a moment. But I have seen Trevor Noah's ass at Stonewall House.

Add it to the list. Add it to the list. Add it to the list. Add it to the list. Claudia loves to talk about Trevor Noah's behind. We were having brunch at Soho House and Trevor Noah got up to go to the buffet and like I was literally staring at his ass and like it was a really really impressive ass like it was it was those pants were getting eaten up. Thank you. I know we couldn't. That's my Trevor Noah story. I just need to know anytime like Trevor Noah's in the news like we're going to hear about the time you you. I know we couldn't. That's my Trevor Noah story. I just need to know any time Trevor Noah's in the news. We're going to hear about the time you had.

Oh, so I was there. Brunch. I was there. Yeah. You remember the ass? I do. You just see him from the front, and he's sitting behind his desk at his show. You don't know there's a big ass behind the desk.

And now you know. And I think big asses on men is so funny. At the play we were just at one of the characters had the biggest ass and literally was all I could look at because he was also wearing really tight light colored pants like khakis and his ass was eating up those pants like literally saying that the ass is eating the pants please I could not stop looking at this boy's ass like it was crazy thank you so that's just a little bit about me okay let me get to the story Will Smith sat down for his first interview on late night television since the headline making incident in March

admitting he had quote rage bottled up for a long time he said that was horrific right as you can imagine you know there's many nuances and complexities to it. But at the end of the day, I lost it, you know? And I guess what I would say, you just never know what somebody's going through. In the audience right now, you're sitting next to strangers and somebody's mother died last week. Somebody's child is sick. Somebody just lost their job. Somebody just found out their spouse cheated. You just don't know what's going on with people. And I was going through something that night. Not that that justifies my behavior at all. He shared that the anger bubbled up inside of him when Chris made a joke about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith's hair. He said quote it was a lot of things. It was the little boy that watched his father beat up his mother. All of that just

bubbled up in that moment. I was gone. That was a rage that had been bottled for a really long time. That is not who I want to be. He also broke down when he remembered his nine-year-old nephew asking about the incident he said about his nephew he's the sweetest little boy we came home and it's like he had stayed up late to see his uncle will and we are sitting in my kitchen and he is on my lap and he is holding the oscar and he is just like why did you hit that man uncle will it's a good question yeah when trevor asked uh will smith what he had learned from the moment the star replied quote hurt people hurt people oh my god it's giving like millennial um talking poster board poster board that you get at home goods he said you are asking what did i

learn and it is that we just got to be nice to each other, man. And I guess the thing that was most painful for me is I took my hard and I made it hard for other people. The thing is, is like, I feel like this is the third time we've been like, we're first time hearing from Will Smith. I've actually heard from him three times. And I think my takeaway each time is like, I'm done hearing from Will Smith. Like I need a break.

And I want, if I want to hear from anyone, I'm done hearing from Will Smith. Like I need a break. And if I want to hear from anyone, I want to hear from Chris Rock. Yeah. Also, we keep hearing from him, but the first time was like a video on social media. The next time was a red table talk, Facebook watch. And now this is like the first TV interview. And so he's obviously had a lot of different ways

to like work out what he wants to say. And I'm just like, it's still like giving like victim and there was like excuses and someone talking about what other people in the audience could be going through and that you were going through something but like don't tell us that someone else's mother died like either tell us that you were going through something and what it was or don't just give these like arbitrary examples of horrible things to make us assume that maybe you were going through something horrible as well maybe you were but I don't know it just feels like you want to lead us towards thinking that. But you don't want to say it. And maybe it wasn't anything like that.

Anything wild enough to justify anything remotely like this. And it's just it's weird. And it's very victim-y. And if you just want to own it and be like I fucked up. Period. No. Like I hate when people say like I don't want to make excuses. And then make excuses

excuses and also he didn't even make it's like the most frustrating way of explaining yourself he didn't even like make an excuse he just told us what someone else's excuse could have been for some right no he was like it could have been this or it could have been that he's like playing a game like just tell us what the fuck happened I don't think any it'll justify anything that you did but at least we'll get a bigger picture of what led someone to do it but like using cliches like hurt people hurt people and being like you never know what someone's going through like agreed but like okay so why were you hurting what are you going through and if you don't want to share and if you don't want to tell us go on don't go on tv right you don't have to share you don't you don't owe us anything and telling

us about your personal life if you don't want to don't do another interview where you say a lot of nothing yeah no and now it's at the point where it's like he's I think he wants to like there's so many different like PR things going on. And I think when you go through something like this, you want to address it like frequently so that people can't say that you never addressed it and that you can fully move on. But now I'm just like starting to be even more resentful. I'm like, especially because we have not heard a word from Chris Rock. Like I know a few times he's like mentioned it in his stand up to a crowd of like a thousand people and then it gets like picked up in TMZ but that's not like a real statement like I want to know what his thoughts are on the entire saga like does he think it's a big deal is he over it is like what's the vibe yeah I just don't think this is something like yes you could do your

interview but it's not like you do your interview and then you get back to work like I I don't know how he really comes back from this like in a public facing way yeah you know yeah no I can't believe we're still talking about this like it's so crazy yeah it was a crazy thing that happened it hasn't even been a year no I know but it's like this story I've heard already like we've literally had this conversation I'm telling you yeah I think it was on Red Table Talk he's just addressed it in a lot of different places. And notes like every time is like the first time. Now it's the big first TV.

He's going to go on Howard Stern. He sits down for his first radio interview. He'll come on the toast. He sits down for his first podcast interview. It's like, all right, clickbait. Yeah. So that's what's going on at The Daily Show. Until I hear from Chris Rock.

Until I hear from Chris Rock, Until I hear from Chris Rock, like I'm really not interested in talking about this any longer. Yeah. Or until Will Smith says something substantial. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? Billie Eilish is saying some stuff. I know. And I am going to unfortunately have to quote it. Billie Eilish calls her boyfriend Jesse Rutherford, quote, the hottest fucking fucker alive. Billie Eilish can't believe she's dating Jesse Rutherford. She sat down for her sixth annual Vanity Fair video interview, which was released on Monday.

And she talks about her new man, Jesse Rutherford. She said, quote, I managed to get my way to a point in my life where I not only was known by a person that I thought was the hottest fucking fucker alive but pulled his ass she began to smile and clap while asking other people in the room to give her a round of applause she said Jesse Rutherford everyone I pulled his ass all me I did that shit I locked that motherfucker down she added that she's really excited and really happy about her new man everyone wants to have it noted that she is 20 he is 31 and she shared that her love language is physical touch okay so I do understand the concept in which she is speaking to like she must be really proud of herself like she used to idolize and look up to someone and like really

was attracted to them and she got her herself to a place in her life where not only does this person know about her he actually likes her and respects her I get it why is she fucking talking like that I pulled his ass stop stop girly stop I agree it's unacceptable it's giving cringe it's giving millennial it's giving it's giving millennial when I first saw it I was cringing and I am still cringing it is a sweet concept this person that she respects like likes her too and she snagged him and that's awesome but she doesn't have to talk like that no seriously people are not here for the age difference okay like maybe I'm just becoming jaded but like in the grand scheme of Hollywood it's like not that bad not that bad I also feel like Billie Eilish and even though like 20 is 20 no matter how you slice it like 20 is 20 I do think she's a little like wise beyond her years for someone

her age yes I also just think it's like so funny the way people get bent out of shape over certain things and like not other things you know like bring this energy to scott tisick yeah and who was 40 and 20 oh your book bring this energy to your book why is imagine right like imagine it done what's your book it imagine us idea of you why is idea of you like it's being made into a movie with adan hathaway she's 40 he's 20 oh my god la la la yeah but everybody's uh olivia wild yeah but but i feel like they got like oh the age no because when the woman's older like people don't give a shit like the woman is reclaiming her sexuality and the man is like whatever actually when the woman's like not to be you know anti-woman but when the woman's older it's actually more fucked up because women are already more mature than men like a 20 year old boy and a 20 year old girl are different

levels of maturity and like women should know better you know like men are really like dumb like we're not like you should know better yeah I just think the older I've gotten and like the more kind of um like jaded I've become like I've become so aware of selective outrage and I will not be a part of the problem like people are so dumb sometimes yeah also the older I've gotten the more I've realized like how like the older you get you're just a different person and so I find when like a 35 year old guy or a 40 year old guy like really only wants to date like girls between 20 and 25 it's like it's really sick like because those girls are when people in general at that age are just so much less mature than someone who's in their 30s 40s and to like serially want to date

someone who's really not fully formed they're obviously they're adults and you know they're rational but like not formed in the way that you are like I can't imagine dating someone that young that's so uninteresting to me like I want to be dating someone that young. That's so uninteresting to me. Like I want to be with someone that's on my level. So I think it's weird when people constantly want to like date people who are so much less mature than them. It's gross. Yeah.

And it speaks to an immaturity on their part. Yeah. So that's what I've realized. I guess it's just like the year of realizing things. I feel like every year is the year of realizing things. And that's what you realize as you get older. Like, doesn't it just have to be one year?

It's so true. It's the lifetime of realizing things. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Haley Bieber has an ovarian cyst the size of her, of an apple, she shared.

Haley Bieber. That's so sad. Is dealing with another health setback. She revealed on instagram on monday that she has a large ovarian cyst she wrote on her instagram stories and she posted a picture of her belly she said i have a cyst on my ovary the size of an apple i don't have endometriosis or pcos but i have gotten an ovarian cyst a few times and it's never fun she also wrote like right where her belly is she said not a baby because it does look like little bump. She said it's painful and achy and makes me feel nauseous and bloated

and crampy and emotional. Anyways, I'm sure a lot of you can overly relate and understand. We got this. P signs. Damn, that's so scary. Do ovarian cysts like affect your fertility? I don't know much about them, but I imagine that they're related because your ovaries are a big part of the equation. Big part of that whole thing. She's like, it's like problem after problem. Yeah, she also had a mini stroke. I feel like her and Justin. Mini stroke earlier this year.

Justin's Ramsey Hunt. And she had surgery to close a hole in her heart. Right. And then Justin and his Ramsey Hunt. I feel like these two are very stressed. I feel like they don't like let like us see that like the pressure gets them but like i think it does i mean they their life is so crazy take the salinators out of it take the right no no like the the level that

they live at their level of fame his level of fame it's hers it's crazy no it's crazy and I feel like a lot of like like like stress can manifest itself in different ways yes like you can really make yourself sick not that I'm saying that's this is what happened I'm just saying like I think um I'm not sure what I'm saying but no I think what you're saying is like a separate issue I think that they do I think this is also a separate thing um I don't know if their ailments are caused by stress but stress doesn't help anything does it right right no that's not what I was saying I'm just saying like these two I just feel like they like you look at them and you're like oh perfect life but like when you really look like I feel like they

actually like they they don't have a lot of peace like they're always like fighting something yeah but even just like when they're not fighting a hater this or that like that level of fame like people are not meant to be that famous like the human brain is not wired to process all of that no and it's I feel like they've only gotten more famous like at first it was like Hayley was like a model and like Justin was this big star and like together you know she would become so much more famous because of him but like now she's like just as if not more famous than him like she's literally like a cultural icon also because I feel like she leaves the house more than him yes a hundred percent she's always like that's her job really is to like step out street style inspire the youth he can like carpet stay in the house work in the studio keep to himself but she's

really like for her brand she really has to be out there that is true and I do find it very um impressive that she's like always going to these events by herself and like really out here like holding her own yeah I wonder if it would be more those events are really no I mean those events are really like hard and like I think having like your husband there would, even if your husband is so famous, like would ease the burden. Like you have your partner there. Yeah.

But like she's literally never photographed with him except at the Met Gala. That's true. I never thought about it. I always just, I never think about her going to events. Even though she is at events. I always just think of her like walking to her car. Well, because those like paparazzi, she's literally like the, by the way, I'm going to make the craziest, craziest comparison right now.

Hailey Bieber is the Princess Diana of our generation. Only in the style sense. So she's a style icon. Yeah. But like when I think of her car photos, like I think of the Princess Diana ones. Like the very, like not even a crazy outfit, like biker shorts and a crew neck. And like then it becomes like, oh, yeah, agreed. Like very minimalist.

It's not like crazy Kardashian big. No, it's just like so minimal. And like every little tiny thing she does is a style trend. Her earrings, her nails, her rings. Right. Yeah, I agree. And her nails are literally shiny white. It's not the craziest

thing it's not ugly like i think a lot of trends like you don't get it but you just copy it because it's trendy but like everything she does and wears like it's truly beautiful and even if you wouldn't have thought of it to do it first like you see it and you want to emulate it it's not like ugly clothes totally no that's a really gorgeous way of putting it. Thank you. Timeless. Yeah. No, just like genuinely nice look. Same with Diana. Like. Stylish and classic.

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Howard Stern calls out. Jackie, the moguls are fighting. The moguls. There's infighting amongst moguls. I mean, obviously we stay above it. But these two just no i'm sorry just howard can't help himself i don't know what oprah did to trigger this and i don't think she's done anything or even responded but here's what she said here's what howard said he's

calling out oprah for showing off her lavish lifestyle howard stern accused oprah of showing off her wealth on social media he said quote oprah's not embarrassed by her wealth at all he said during his radio show on Monday. Why should she be? Adding that she loves showing it off. He said it's fucking mind blowing when you follow her on Instagram. You see her estates, her gardens, the people who service her. And you know, then his co-host Robin said, service her.

She's not a car. And Howard said, well, she kind of is. She's got servants and like people cooking and it's fucking wild. Everyone does, like who's rich. He said that the talk show host knows how to be rich and like, quote, likes to show it off. He said, which is not something I'm comfortable with. I don't think that people should show off their wealth.

Robin Quivers disagreed, arguing she's just giving fans a peek inside her life using social media. She said, Robin's just showing you her life. She's not showing off. And Howard said, well, you gotta be a little self-aware and know that there are people struggling out there, Robin. You've got to. You got to kind of think about people who don't have to eat. You know what I'm saying? I mean, come on. You got to be a little aware of this.

Okay. That's actually an interesting point because there's something going on on TikTok right now that I want to tell you about. Because I don't really, I don't live in the UK. So I don't know how I ended up on this side of UK. I mean, of TikTok. So there is this TikToker. Her name is Lydia. And she's like, she's kind of like the something Navy of the UK, London. Her name's Lydia?

She's so glamorous. I think so. She's so glamorous. Her videos have come up on my For You page all the time. She's like at her country house. She's going riding. She's showing you what she's wearing, a Burberry coat. Here's my fragrance.

She'll show her husband. Like she's, she's literally like something maybe on crack she's like royal something maybe okay um and it's all very like affluent it's very um what's the word with an aspirational like it's very rich um but then you know at the same time there's this crisis going on in the UK the cost of living crisis like people can't afford to like turn their heat on in the winter like it's really um it's bad like Like there's no hot water. So she made this video and this video like literally like is going to be the end of her. So she was like, she always starts her videos off with a clap, like, and she is talking about how there's no

hot water in her apartment. So her and her husband are going to go stay at the Savoy and just enjoy all the luxurious spas and you know, whatever. And she got like the Savoy sponsored, whatever. She basically didn't have any hot water and she left. And people are taking this one particular video and just like comparing it to what's going on in the UK. Being like, this is so out of touch, yada, yada. But like, this is also why everyone followed her. So I feel like in these certain situations, same with Oprah, like we all live for Oprah. Like, yeah, show us the garden. And again, it is out of touch. Like people lost their jobs.

Like people can't afford health insurance. Like there's all these terrible things. But like, that's why we love Oprah. That's why everyone loves Lydia up until they didn't. No, but it's like, is Lydia responsible for the cost of living crisis? Why don't you bring your outrage to the people who caused it? And maybe the people who can affect some change. Like it doesn't need to be like that. So it just feels like misplaced.

And it's not like. This isn't what she's been doing this whole time. So obviously this. Sparks something in people. Also it goes viral. And it reaches people who weren't following her before. And they're just like. This person's out of touch.

When it's like. But she's been out of touch the whole time. Right. And that was like really. Why it reminded me so much of the Summing thing like everyone was mad at something navy when she got covid and she was like able to go to the hamptons and get herself a test but like you didn't mind that energy when she was like being fabulous and you were loving the content before yeah so that you build people up because everyone was following something maybe because she's

fabulous and she has this gorgeous life that everyone wants everyone was following lydia because it's like oh it's escapism and then when like you're something else goes on in the world, like you get mad at the person for being the thing that you actually built them up for. So same with Oprah. Like Oprah is a living legend now because she's this like rich billionaire who like just bought Weight Watchers because she wants to. And she like has a garden and she has like staff. Like that's why we love Oprah.

So it's like to get mad at her for that reason is kind of like fucked right also coming from Howard I just I don't think he even realizes how not self-aware he is we had just reported a story that he went to a restaurant for the first time in three years he has not left his house since March 2020 and I can't even explain to you how much privilege that requires to not have to leave your house to not have to grocery shop other people are delivering your food other people have to go out into the world other people who might be as germaphobic as Howard but can't just stay home for three years like you like you're not self-aware so it's just the pot calling the kettle black so it's just rich coming from him I also think with Oprah it's it is different in a lot of ways and also people love Oprah and that's

what we love aspirational content but like when she's gardening like she's teaching people I think like if she's cooking 100% she's showing people and so yes not all of our gardens or kitchens look like Oprah's but like I could learn something from her Instagram content and like I can maybe have a meal like Oprah's having I cooked it myself I didn't have my chef cook it but like there's things that you can take from it no and like why is he going after Oprah specifically? I feel like Martha Stewart does like really similar content to Oprah. Like I would say they're really the same. They're always in the garden.

They're always starting like fabulous dinners. Like it's giving, you know, barefoot Contessa energy. So like what's, why Oprah? Yeah. And another thing, and another thing. I do feel like there is one argument worth making when it comes to like being, you know, rich on social media. I think it makes you a target. I think it actually can put your safety at risk. A lot of the times, like Kim is the perfect example of that. Like being so

show offy, so materialistic, like people are evil and people are hateful and people are jealous. And like, I think like whenever especially with influencers who don't have like high level security that like Oprah has I think people like who show off like so many of like their houses and bags and like I think it's really dangerous and like I'm always surprised when I see like people who are influencers who definitely have a lot of money but not enough to have like 24 7 round the clock security being so frivolous and like flamboyant with their money on social media I feel like that is a good argument well that's not even close to the argument that he's making no no no no no I'm

just saying like when we're talking about this I think that is literally the only rational argument against like being rich on social media because if you're rich like you're rich it's your life and like social media is meant to portray your life so what would you rather them cosplay as poor to make you feel better right I only have an issue with people like Oprah who are extremely wealthy who are living large and showing it off when they are trying to get other people to live smaller you know like when they're trying to get you to conserve more and to be less wasteful yeah and to not fly and not to use gas and not to have carbon emissions when like you're taking a private jet to go meet your friend who took a private jet to go meet a group of people who each took their own jets.

And you guys are also getting on a yacht that bothers me. So if you want to live large, live large and don't preach to me and don't preach to other people who will emit less carbon emissions in their whole lifetime than you will on one vacation. That's the only thing that bothers me about people who live big and show it off. Beautifully said. Yeah.

I just think like maybe there's a conversation to be had here, but like why are you starting with Oprah? Like she's like a national treasure. Maybe they were having, I don't know the context for how they started talking about Oprah. They must have just been talking about her.

But I also think like, I mean, Oprah is really, really wealthy. She's like worth worth 2.5 billion dollars she's a billionaire and most people who are billionaires are not celebrities so there's only a few people who show us their billions on social media that's actually a really good call which celebrities are billionaires Kim Kim um Oprah Beyonce and Jay-z combined yeah you know what sounds like a job for Google. You know who I feel like

is a billionaire? Who? Ashton Kutcher. Oh, that's interesting. Because he's always like invest, invest, you know, shark tank. He doesn't even really act anymore

and he's like always making money. Yeah. Kanye, Rihanna. But then there's a difference. Oh, Rihanna. Then there's a difference with people who are billionaires and then become famous for being billionaires.

Mark Cuban. Yeah. Michael Jordan. Sir Paul McCartney. Wow. Tyler Perry. I love that for him. I love Tyler Perry.

Kylie. Of course. And that was the list for my heart. Wow, that's a really short list. so wait there's more lebron wow right this is a celebrity sore billionaires yeah yeah uh peter jackson he's a lord of the rings director i would say that's a businessman i wouldn't say that's a celebrity yeah i just wouldn't say that's a celebrity so true I don't know this man I'm sorry to this man Jeff Bezos as stated Not the same

Jeff Bezos' ex-wife as stated not the same Not the same Michael Bloomberg as stated Not the same Evan Spiegel as stated not the same Famous for being rich Is not the same as being rich For being famous.

Right. George Lucas. So he's Star Wars. Star Wars, yeah. You can go with Lord of the Rings. He's famous. You can go with Lord of the Rings. Yeah.

In the gray area. Mark Cuban, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg. Not the same. Doesn't count. Steven Spielberg. Counts. Yeah, that does count. Sheryl Sandberg, not the same.

Warren Buffett, not the same. Kylie. Okay, so that's really, the ones that we said are the ones really short yeah that's so interesting and it's really except that's why I was surprised by LeBron because it's really all people who like started companies not like who got famous like they're not billionaires from the reality show the Kardashians you know what I mean yes no you have to own your business. And I don't think Jay-Z's a billionaire from his music. It's because of Roccanation. No, you'll never become a billionaire

just by not working for someone else. It's interesting. It is interesting. Yeah, no one on there works for someone else really. Yeah. You could also divorce into billions. Right. that's how I plan to make my billions even though I'm never getting divorced that was a joke Ben I love you oh okay well that's the fast five I mean we could go there if you wanted to like

about the way about um about you could become a female billionaire if you get a divorce yeah because sorry one yeah like I do believe that like she deserved half and like you know she was at home like she like they both it wouldn't have been able to make Amazon what it was had she not you know been there and done her part well there's this thing like most of the richest women in the world are rich via. Are widows or heiresses. Or divorces. Yeah, heiresses too. We got to do better. In the sense of like you need to marry a billionaire? No, women.

Or we need more like. No, we need to become more self-starters. Self-starters, yeah. I am pledging to become, you know, a female billionaire who didn't get her money from divorce or from an heiress and I um I'm gonna need your guys's help so don't forget to share this podcast if anyone wants to buy my comedy special like come on just share the podcast I think we could do this we could do this together that's where all good things would come from if

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