The Toast - The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That's right. It's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I love. I can never forget. I could never forget to hump someone that I love.

Last name Follet, first name Jacqueline. Hey Turteloo, happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting? It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit. Because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged. You would seriously be in shock. And I know like you see the top half of me,

so you're like- You're just wearing a sweater. Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You're kidding. I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of ours and they were jeans like weirdly aren't too long on me. They like fit and they're like really cozy

and it's the most ordinary outfit but on me it's so extraordinary. When I walked into the kitchen, Zach's jaw hit the floor. Claudia, he gave me a hug. He like, I think like. Oh my God. He couldn't get over. He's like, you just look like so cute.

Like, it's just like. Oh my God, I need to see.. He's like, you just look like so cute. Like, Oh my God. I need to see, you need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next. I give off different energy. I'm going to post like, She's a perfect all American girl. He literally, and by the way, like I walk,

I'm always wearing something. He never really like, you know, stops. I could get a haircut. He wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged. So I'm going to post. Seeing Jackson in a pair of blue jeans is goop worthy and gag know, stops. I could get a haircut he wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged. So I'm gonna post. Seeing Jackson in a pair of blue jeans is goop worthy and gag worthy, honestly.

And they're like light wash. I'm shocked. It's shocking. I'll post a picture to my Instagram story, but I just need to set the scene. Like if I am giving off different energy today, it's because I'm just an ordinary girl. Sometimes I'm lazy, I get bored.

If I'm giving off different energy, it's because I was up all night being tortured by my husband. Do you ever been there before? Oh, I was up, I get bored. If I'm giving off different energy, it's because I was up all night being tortured by my husband. Did you ever been there before? Oh, I was up all night as well. We should have texted. Yeah, and by up all night, I mean like these days that's 10.45.

Yeah. Which is so late for me. So late for me, but let me tell you, let me set the scene, okay? My last call of the day was six to 7.30. Yeah, that's right. Just a board meeting with the fellow board members of the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation.

We've got some big end of year plans. And if anybody listening is particularly wealthy and wants to donate about $10,000 or more to for a donation match, feel free to reach out to me. But that's not the point. So me and Ben had this plan. I'm like, okay, so we'll have dinner together at seven 30. Ben was done working.

He went to the kosher grocer. He was making my favorite. We call it chicken rocks. It's chicken stir fry and rice. So I would say it's about seven o'clock. We're almost done with the call. I hear Ben in the kitchen, you know, doing stuff. He's already getting hungry.

I am really hungry, but I knew it was, because of my call, like I knew he'd be eating late. I had preemptively had like an apple and a bag of baked lays at like 530. So he comes in and he's like, oh, I cut my finger. And I'm like, cool, like you do that all the time. I've cut my finger, like it's so annoying. It doesn't stop bleeding, but like get over it.

Get back to work, I'm starving. And he was like being dramatic about it. And he leaves. And then at 7.15, he comes back and he's like, I think I need to go to the hospital. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? He's like, yeah, I called Jacob, who's our doctor, whom we love, and he said I need to go to the emergency room

and that I absolutely need a tennis shot. And so I had to really briefly wrap up with Mark. I'm like, I'm so sorry, there's actually a medical emergency in my home. My first board meeting and I'm leaving 15 minutes early because my husband sliced his finger open. I'm humiliated and I'm annoyed because I'm so hungry I'm like I'm so sorry my husband just like this finger up and

like gotta go and they're like what I'm like I'll tell you later so I hang up and Ben's like so mad that I'm not being more like caring I'm so hungry like it's all I can think about he's like well the chicken is done I'm like what about the rice he's like no I didn't even get started on the rice I'm like you didn't get started on the rice it was ever a question of whether I was going to the hospital with him like I'm seriously not about to walk into like an infectious disease center as a pregnant person so to shout out to Bruce Ben's dad for meeting him there but Ben was like clearly so annoyed with me he was

really looking for like care and concern and I was just like so blinded by my own hunger. And I really was annoyed. Like I was so looking forward to this call being over and having like a nice dinner. I hadn't seen Ben all day, like catching up. No, he had to go and slice his fucking finger open. And then Ben's dad called me like an hour later in the hospital.

Like turns out Ben literally cut off a piece of his finger. A piece of his finger is in my garbage right now. Did you see the wound at any point? No, I was, I'm not even like a particularly queasy person, but these days I'm so easily queasy. I said, get away from me. Even when you're describing it, you said Ben cut off a piece of his finger,

it's in our garbage. Jackie, I saw the bloody napkin and like that actually made, and I'm still, and I'm laying down in bed and I felt like dizzy. I said, get out, go. And then when Bruce called me, he's like, no, they said, it's a part of the finger that allegedly grows back. I didn't know, what are we lizards?

Like, I didn't even know we did that as humans. As long as it doesn't hit the bone. It's actually 50-50 if it grows back. But Ben's like a young- I feel sick when you say hit the bone. That's where I hit my limit. So he was gone and they, I don't know what they did, but he was not stop complaining when he got home

about like how they had to get it. It would not stop bleeding. This nurse spent 30 minutes bandaging it up only for it to completely soak in blood and she had to start over. What about stitches? It's not a part of, it's like, it's not stitched. There's nothing to stitch together.

Yeah, so they just needed it to stop bleeding. It would not stop bleeding. Whatever. He comes back. He has like the biggest bulb thing on his thumb. Yeah. Oh my God. He did not stop complaining. And I said, I really was not trying to make everything about myself. Like you cut your finger.

Like I'm so pregnant. Like my ailments are more important. And he comes in from the hospital. He like wants to sit on the bed. And I'm not even like so crazy. Like not in your hospital clothes. I know I'm not someone who's like outside clothes on the couch. Like I'm not like, I'm like, don't sit on the bed. And I'm not even like so crazy. Like not in your hospital. I know I'm not someone who's like outside clothes on the couch.

I'm not like, I'm like don't get in the bed in your outside clothes, but you could sit. I said, get in the shower. Are you, you've just come from the hospital. And he's like, I'm not supposed to shower. Shower like this. He did. He literally did.

With his thumb out. Yeah, he hitchhiked in the shower. You cannot sit on the bed in your hospital clothes. Absolutely not. Pregnant or not pregnant, honestly. So hehiked in the shower. You cannot sit on the bed in your hospital clothes. Absolutely not, pregnant or not pregnant, honestly. So he was just like slow moving. Then he finally got his dinner at like 9.30. And then he was like up and he was talking and his thumb was throbbing

and he had to put a pillow under his elbow. Like, it was just like, I'm sympathetic for sure. Cause he really did cut it, but like, oh my God. Can I have, can I have like one moment, you know, of peace? No, I love cooking, but like that fear now, and I nick my fingers all the time. And it's like, it's not good, but nothing ever that I ever considered

like going to the hospital for. Like, I don't know, like not to make it about me. I don't know how I'm gonna get back in the kitchen. I know, I know. Especially like Ben's a pro. And Ben is an expert chopper. He's got knife skills. He said he was like rushing.

He was just distracted. Like he was so mad at himself. He tried to make it your fault, by the way. That's him knife skills. He said he was like rushing. He was just distracted. Like he was so mad at himself. He tried to make it your fault, by the way. That's him making it your fault. By the way. You were rushing him. I didn't want to start a fight, but when he got home, he was like so mad at himself.

And he was like, I was just like rushing cause you were hungry. And I'm like, I had an hour and a half call. You had to- Let's walk it back. Yeah. Let's walk that back. You had 90 minutes to make like a weeknight dinner. Rachel Ray does it in 30.

Like what- Well, she's on like drugs. And I'm so true. I was not trying to like start a fight with this patient, but he was clearly like trying to blame me. It was actually really crazy of him, but I just was being like supportive because like I really wasn't supportive

when the wound was open. So let me ask you like when Ben left, like did you make yourself rice and sit down for dinner? The chicken was warm. Of course I did. It was so good too. And I texted Ben, I'm like, I don't know if this makes you feel better or worse.

Like it's your best batch yet. And I just, I did the microwave rice. Ben would have done it on the stove, the basmati. It would have been better. I did like success boil in a bag, whatever I suffered. And it was literally one of the best dinners I've ever had. So like, I actually didn't even care. I was so hungry.

Like I honestly, I feel so bad for him. He has been like out of sorts. Yes. He said he, he thinks that the Lord is speaking to him in some sort of way, because ever since Friday, like nothing has gone his way, like little things, big things, he thinks he's been taught a lesson. But what is the Lord trying to say? He thinks. The lesson of what?

He thinks the Lord is speaking to him and telling him to slow down. Well, I think that's true. I think like Ben needs to sit down, take a couple of deep breaths, space out his schedule a little bit for like the rest of the week and just whew. No, when he's so mad,

he has two big cooking collabs tomorrow and Friday, like huge names in the industry. But he's kind of out of the game without a thumb. One of them is baking. So I said, I don't think that it's a big, it's his left thumb too. So I think, I said, with the baking one, I think you're okay. Then the other one, I don't know if he's gonna be mad

at me for spoiling this, but what the fuck, it's Wishbone Kitchen. Like he's been trying to get her on the schedule for months, finally nailed her down. But I said, she went to culinary school. Like she should be doing the chopping anyway. Like just let her prep and like, you'll be the talent. Wish didn't hit the bone kitchen.

Yeah. So he's pretty boned. Well, that's exciting. That's exciting for the Q-munity. For the Q- oh, speaking of the Q-munity, I know that you recorded Good Guys yesterday and it happened to have been in the room for like 30 seconds. No, actually like the first seven minutes,

I was in the room before like Ben's laugh was bothering me so much, I had to leave. Like he was laughing so loud. Something about the reverb in this room. Did you feel it too? Like, did it go to like the center of your brain when he left so loud? So I did hear a little bit of the good guys chatter.

I know that the episode is being released tomorrow. I heard quite a bit being said about me. And then when Ben got home, he said like, you're gonna love the episode, Turtee. Like we talked about you the whole time. So anything you wanna share, like what you guys said? Well, it made me realize, cause Josh asked me like what I'm most excited for,

like in your pregnancy and like motherhood journey. Oh, not him making my pregnancy about you, okay. Well, you know, you just need to find an angle, right? But I'm actually glad he did because I had to think about the question. And I think my answer was really beautiful. Oh, let's hear it. Oh, should I wait till I hear the episode?

No, just tell me. No, cause I know you're not gonna listen to it. And like a lot of it, the other stuff we talk about is like all, you know, you already know. Yeah. But what I said was I'm really excited to like see how you do motherhood so that I can learn from you like and be inspired by you.

Cause you're so like, I'm always learning from you every day like in business and in life. And like, that's something like I can, you know take a cue from you when I get to see how you do it. Cause you're gonna be so fantastic. Oh my God. Are you do it, cause you're going to be so fantastic. Oh my God. Are you trying to make me cry? That is literally so nice. Cause you know, like all I do is learn from you.

Like I just copy everything you do. And she's going to learn from me. Oh my God. Now like the pressure's on to be the best mom I could possibly be. Jackie's watching. Jackie's taking notes. I'm also excited to like ride your motherhood coattails.

Cause like, you're such a fun person. You're gonna plan such fun things and just have fun engaging stuff going on. And I could just, the way you say, you're bringing my kids to my house for my daycare and enrichment program, I'm doing the same for you, bitch. You know, it's weekdays at Jackie's house,

weekends at Turtey's house. At Cochers. Yeah, and that works for me, that balance, two days a week. Yeah, so it was actually a really nice conversation. That is nice. We had a ball, so that was actually a really nice conversation. And- That is nice. We had a ball, so that will be out tomorrow, but maybe save it for not to like, you know,

ruin their download flow, but save it for next week when we're off, yeah? Yeah, so we have a, Friday is our last regular season seven. We'll call it that, sure. Episode of the year, we're taking like two to three weeks off for Christmas, but have no fear.

If you're looking for us, like there is both subscriber and free content everywhere. Jackie on good guys. I just did my episode of a podcast, patreon.com. The red heads. patreon.com slash the toast. Like there's an infinite amount of content that was just released

and that will be continued to be released throughout the end of the year that you will not be without us. Don't worry. We're putting in the work so that we can take the time off. Well, yes, the rest of the day yesterday, if you felt like you guys out there like on Instagram and Claudia on FaceTime,

if you felt like you didn't hear from me, it was because I was working all day yesterday vlogging and I'm working on like the most exciting vlog and piece of content I've ever done. So not to like tease it too much, but I'm just gonna leave it at that because I don't want you guys to be like sick of it. Let's leave it at two words, okay?

Jai Pennington. Let's leave it at Jai Pennington. You had me at Jai Pennington. So I'm very, I was literally up until the wee hours last night working on this and then Charlie woke up. So it was like, I guess it's kind of good that I didn't go to sleep because I would have had been like woken up.

He's going through a sleep regression. That's just what we'll call it, you know? He's just being like. No, like when they're not sleeping well, then I'm Googling like 15 months sleep regression. And they're like, yeah, that's one. I'm like, okay, is there 16 months sleep regression? And actually AI Gemini said,

though there's not a typical 16 months sleep regression, so it actually made me feel more validated. But yes, we are going through a sleep regression right now, which is very hard. Like wakeups in the night that need tending to and 5 a.m. wakeups. Yikes, that's bad. It's really, it's not great.

Not that my sleep is so great, but it's better than that. However, it got me up early enough today to realize that I didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night because I was so busy working Jai Pennington style, but I had all the time in the world this morning to do it. So we're all caught up. We are going to talk about the real hot sides

of Beverly Hills in an official TV recap at the end of the show. But let me just say this, like, I don't even know what I'm, it's gonna be a silent recap. I have nothing to share. It was like the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

That's how I felt about last week. And this week, I just have a really strong feeling that I wanna share, and I know people aren't gonna like what I have to say, which is that I stand with Dorit and anyone who is in her way right now, you are in my way. Anyone who was at her wings, I'm with you. So like Erica's such a good friend. That moment where Sutton was like trying to be a good

person was actually really, really sweet. And then later on the bus, like we'll dig into that cause that was kind of just a misunderstanding, but like I am with Dorit, get out of our way. I don't think that's so crazy. I feel the exact same way. Like I'm automatically on her side. And also like she's always been one of my favorites,

but sometimes my faves air and I have to contend with that. But like I really like, I don't consider myself like an empath cause I'm not an annoying person, but like I really feel for her through the screen. I feel like I look at her and I feel tired. I feel worn down. I feel angry and I feel like just on edge and like everyone fuck off.

Oh, you said something my way. I under like when she flies at them, like I feel it. Okay, let's not wade too heavily into the recap since there's not that much to talk about. And we're like, and you're like done and you're done already. So we'll be doing that in the TV recap if you are looking for that. And how are the stories today?

They're good. G-F-A-W. Good for a Wednesday. Yep. Love that. Gaffa, our favorite word. Gaffa, that's what it means. Finally we know.

Anything else I need to catch you guys up on just like that whole bed thing kind of ruined my night and that's like all I have to share. And like otherwise, how was the board meeting? What'd you guys do? It was actually, so it was my first board meeting ever, but also with this group. So it was kind of like an intro,

everybody introducing themselves, then me introducing myself. And it was legit, like we were going through budget. They run like a legit operation and they're like, every time they wanted to do something, they were like motion to this. And we all had, nobody told me, I was like, I, I literally was like, nay.

I literally didn't know what to say. It was really legit. So anybody want to second that motion? And then nobody seconded. And I was like, I'll do it. I was like a little lost, but there was a big section about like social media. And I had a lot of ideas for the Mark Schoenmacher

Holocaust Education Foundation social media strategy. So I was excited to contribute. So you guys, you're looking for $10,000? Well, I'm looking for a lot of money to be clear. Like, that's not a cap. If you have more than 10 grand to give, like give it to me. But the end of year is a big time for fundraising because people are doing their annual finances,

they love it right off. And so they happen to get a decent amount of donations at the end of the year. So they're looking for somebody to donate a big amount, 10,000 and up, as a match. So they're gonna raise 10,000 and then this person will match it with their 10,000. Do you know what I mean?

Let's do it. I'll go in half with you. Okay, done. But I still wanna raise from other people. Because by the way, the you. Okay, done. But I still want to race from other people. Cause like, by the way, the worst, no, no Jackie. That was my thing on the board call. They were like, well, we need money for this and that. I'm like, I'll do it.

I'll write a check. Like I'll do it. But that's like not how it's supposed to be. But yes, I agree. The toast will be making a sizable end of your donation. I'm not worried about that. But like the whole point is like get out in the community and not button the whole thing yourself.

Totally. But let's but let's do it. It's such a big cause. Of course. And you wanna give back at this time of year. Cause like things can really get like so superficial and materialistic. And like for your soul, you have to give it back. Let me tell the board.

They'll be so excited. And for your community. Toast. So I'd be proud to do that. It's a worthy cause. For the matching. The other thing I wanted to say was, oh, and I learned,

like I've always known what the foundation does. They basically give grants. So if you're like a public school teacher or a teacher at a school that doesn't have a Holocaust education curriculum, you can apply for a grant and they will get you money curriculum books trips speakers, whatever it is and This year they have reached 75,000 students in 39 different states and a lot of states for the first time

They have reached like Alabama and Alaska this year the Mark Shunmiter Holocaust education foundation was giving grants in Alabama and Alaska So it's like very worth it. Every dollar goes, you know? And I like that we're like, we're like this small foundation. Cause I don't know, sometimes you give it to the Red Cross and it's like, oh, okay, who's buying a Chanel bag with this, you know?

And then you see the numbers of like how much of your $1 goes towards admin. And it's like more than 50% that goes towards admin and the paying people and you know, the Chanel bags. And how much actually goes to the people on the ground? Not that much. That would never happen in the Mark Shatter Holocaust Education Foundation.

Let me tell you that Excel spreadsheet with like profits, losses, budgets, I was like shook. Also, you wanna hear the craziest thing, something I learned on my board call last night. I was looking at the budget and it was like money raised from all these different platforms and Meta was one of them. I don't know what compelled me to ask

cause like that's Instagram and Facebook. I'm like, when you raise money for a charity on Meta, do they take a cut? Like, is there a fee? And she actually told me like it started, I think last year that yes, there is. I thought that was fucking disgraceful. That's so fucking crazy.

GoFundMe, like all those. So I said, is there another platform we could use? GoFundMe doesn't take a fee. Yes, I said, is there another platform we could use? She's like, everybody takes something. And Meta is so convenient and so easy to donate that you're raising more money there anyways. So the fee like gets technically covered,

but it's fucking disgraceful. That's so crazy. Mark Zuckerberg, not my time person of the year. I thought GoFundMe is free. It's free to use, but when you withdraw, there's like a user fee. I mean, they need to like maintain. That's why they have their, like, when you make a donation,

you can also add a little bit for GoFundMe. I don't know if that covers like keeping the lights on, but like Metta is a full business. This charity is not their business. Right. GoFundMe is their business. Like, I kind of understand why they have to. You're a billion, billion, billion dollar company.

This charity thing is like a tiny- This was supposed to be your charitable component and you're still making it for profit. Isn't that disgusting? That's really crazy. I am over here as a board member, like, exposing the corruption within the philanthropic community because there's quite a bit.

There's so much. There is. There's so much. It's so crazy. I have like a lot of big plans for the Mark Schoenretter Holocaust Education Foundation and a lot of them are hinged on me getting in contact with Mike Bloomberg.

So if anybody knows Mike Bloomberg, please send him my way. He's extremely philanthropic. And like, I just feel like the money that I need is like pennies to him. No, 100%. And he does like a lot of cause like Jewish causes. There's really not a direct line. I can't think of one.

Me neither. I almost messaged him on Instagram and I'm like, okay, calm down. You have been to one board meeting. But it was a powerful meeting and then Ben lost a finger. So that was what happened to me. Like making change, losing fingers. Big night at the Saffir household.

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called in- Oh my God, T I'm sad, I'm sad. My boyfriend, my boyfriend. She called in the burglary at NFL star Joe Burrow's house. Your burglary? Burglary at Joe Burrow's house amid dating rumors. So Joe Burrow's house was recently burglarized and TMZ has obtained the police report

which states that Olivia Ponten, who was a sports illustrated swimsuit model and a influencer. She's a titsucker. That she was involved in alerting authorities that his home had been broken into in Cincinnati. And he was away at a football game in Dallas playing the Cowboys. And so the police report.

So either they're dating or she was squatting. Well, here's the information from the police report. She spoke to officers at around 8.15 PM. The influencer reportedly told cops that when she pulled up to his house, she noticed his shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked. So she called her mom, who then called the police.

In a recording of the call obtained by TMZ, her mom told the dispatcher, Olivia is wondering what she should do, if she should be hiding or if she should be going inside. In a separate call, Olivia reportedly added quote, "'Someone broke into my house. It's like completely messed up.' The police report states that when officers arrived,

she told them she's employed by the athlete and then provided a non-detailed itemization of what items were possibly missing from the property." So, so many conflicting things here. One, she said, "'Someone broke into my house.' Then she says she's employed by him. And then she knows everything that's missing in the room. Yeah, okay, well, yeah.

Her saying someone broke into my house, actually, I don't think that that's that crazy. Like if you're on the phone, you don't have to explain, I'm staying at this guy's house. Like you just say my house. Like that- It's like, I don't actually, I don't know what it is either. And like we're just kind of defining the relationship.

Like I think that's completely fine. But saying that you're employed by him, that's where I think it's weird. And then yes, having an itemized list of things, like are you the housekeeper or are you the girlfriend? Like both would know, and you said you were employed. Now, let me tell you why this upsets me. Because it's hard to see other people living your dreams.

One, two, but like one of the things I actually really always liked about Joe Burrow was that he was this hot shot football player, like biggest name in the draft, like got this huge contract, like he's still really good. And he always, like, he never waited into like relationships, public relationships, like he was always with his high school sweetheart.

And she doesn't have social media, they're like notoriously private, we know very little about them, but I think we all just assumed like they were together. Enter Olivia Ponton. Also, I think the high school sweetheart's name is Olivia as well, which is great. Yeah, that's what I saw. So that, this makes me like they were together. Enter Olivia Ponton. Also, I think the high school sweetheart's name is Olivia as well, which is- Yeah, that's what I saw.

So that, this makes me like a little sad. Like it was, you know, you can only hold onto that innocence for so long, of course, but like, look at Patrick Mahomes, you know? He became a big hotshot. He didn't leave his high school girlfriend, you know? Okay, yes. Well, let me ask you a logistical question

because like, say you break up, you become a big star. You're with your high school girlfriend, but like you break up for normal reasons, not because you're a big star, you're with your high school girlfriend, but you break up for normal reasons, not because you're a big star. You weren't ruined, but a lot of people break up with their high school sweetheart years into the relationship. So that happens.

And then where else does Joe Burrow meet someone? He couldn't even meet another regular degular, really, if he wanted to. No, no, for sure. And I wasn't suggesting that after the high school sweetheart, he dates another regular. People with regular fetishes, I also think are a little strange.

I just wish he never broke up with the OG. I know, but like people break up, they grow apart. It's really hard to grow together with your high school sweetheart. It is, but like if you're now in your twenties and you're like, you're grown. Do you know what I mean? Like if you're breaking up now,

it's because you're a celebrity. Oh, you think so? Yeah. Not because like she has dreams and hopes and she's changed. I don't think she has dreams. She's not the girl that she used to be. No.

You don't think she has dreams. No, I think she has no hopes for her life. Like what if like he has to be in Cincinnati and like she had like dreams of living by the water? Columbus. yeah. You work it out. Like that's just any relationship, two different people merging lives have like different,

different ideas for the future. But sometimes love doesn't conquer all. Yeah, but I'd like for her family. What if her family didn't like him? Well, they didn't like him in high school either, but they were able to look past it. Like, I think if you're breaking up at this point, like it's, it's questionable.

I understand. Well, I didn't know about the high school sweetheart. I just see like a gorgeous girl and a very successful, handsome guy. Like, I'm sorry, Jackie, he's 28. Okay, and Pontin is 22. No, who cares? I'm saying you've been with your high school sweetheart,

you're 28, like nothing's changed now. It would have changed four or five years ago. Okay, that's fair. Thank you. Well, I was only gonna be like really excited, aside from the burglary, which is really terrible. And I hope they catch the people who did it and justice is served.

And I know the boys who did it. And we get harsher punishments for parole violators. 1000%. Barring all that, like I really ship. Oh, you do. I haven't sublimated. Does the internet ship? I think everybody's in a state of panic and confusion

because like this is seriously the craziest way for us to find out. Yeah. And then like her lies are, they're making me giggle a little bit. Like I wonder if she's thinking like police reports become public information. What's the best thing people think I work here?

Like I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Like that, because the only person who seriously would be staying at your house when you're not there that you employ like is a housekeeper. Yeah. No, I need to know why she said she was employed by him, maybe they're like working on a big project or something and now they, if they weren't, they need to start one.

Yeah, like the Pontonboro law offices of Cincinnati. You don't want to get the reputation that you lied to the police. Like I don't want to like- That is so true, it's literally a crime. It's perjury. Yeah, that's like a bad look. Yeah. So I also am holding space for the. It's like a bad look. Yeah.

So I also am holding space for the idea that like maybe some of the police report wouldn't be incorrect. I don't know that some things like getting lost in translation, I'm holding space. Yeah, I'm not. I think she like panicked and lied. Like she's a young girl. Panicked about what?

That she's at her boyfriend's house? No, they're like talking to the police is fucking scary. Like, and you're also not at home and like you're on the phone with your mom freaking out. You also have this new hot boyfriend who there's trauma. No, I actually feel the lies. I just wanna know why she came up with that one. She didn't do anything wrong.

Just don't lie to the police. It's just a bad thing to do. It's still scary to be interviewed by the police, even if you did nothing wrong. People randomly lie all the time to the police because they're nervous. Okay. That's not good. Yeah.

But like. Have you ever like spoken to the police in like an investigatory way? No. But I have like, I just had a really crazy thought. I have by the way. You guys know.

Oh, right. We're right. It because of the car chase. The bank robbery. The bank robbery. The bank robbery. I had a really, I just had a really crazy thought. She was the robber. That, like, cause now, like maybe she wanted to like

get the relationship more serious, have people know, maybe he's been like hiding her because of the high school sweetheart. And like, now it's out there. She's juicy, smelly, the whole thing. That's how she was able to tell them what was missing. She pulled a Jesse. That's so true.

I love that. And now we're talking about, even if like it doesn't work out, like she now is, has the cloud of having dated, literally the guy everyone wants to date. Yeah. Worth it. Yeah.

And like, you know, it's a great way to get your man serious. That's a great way to get your name out there. Like this is a business. To find a relationship. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because otherwise like she's staying at his house when he's away at a football game.

Like that's legit. Oh no. That's not a booty call, there's no booty. That's a relationship. Yeah. I do like it. How old is she? 22.

Damn, what was I doing when I was 22? Not this. No. Not this. Certainly not. Well, anyways like- Oh, to be young. I do, I hope they catch the boys who did it. Unless it was a woman.

Let her go. Not Olivia. She deserved it. And no, I don't think that she did it. This girl seems like a nice girl. I don't know her. Yeah, no, I don't think, maybe it was the other Olivia. She said, I hear there's a hooker at Joe's house. Let's go get her.

They find that she's not home. So they just staged it as a burglary. Yeah. That's totally what happened by the way. There's just like, there's a lot here. There's a lot to unpack, yeah. And hopefully we'll just continue to, we'll see if she starts going to games, like it's over.

She starts repping like Bengals jerseys. Who's a Bengals fan? Nobody, unless you're dating Joe Burrow. Like. Are you ready for our next story? Actually, a lot of us are Bengals fans, Claudia. Oh, I'm like, can we get back to that Super Bowl? Detroit.

No, they were in the Super Bowl a few years ago. The year that I gave birth. Yeah, Bengals versus. Chiefs. Lar. Bengals versus Chiefs? Bengals versus Lar, you're right, you're right, you're right. I have the poster and I like know the tiger. Yeah, oh, yeah, we're really good.

They're really good. Yeah, no, I was like making a joke and like some of these football fans, like the Detroit Lions fans, I get that you have like a compelling story, but like it's football, like calm down. Save it for someone who cares. Yeah, like seriously, don't even bother leaving a comment. Like I don't care. Are you ready for our next story?

I know you're not, you don't give a shit, but like it is our journalistic duty to report this. What? Megan Fox has dumped machine gun Kelly after she found text messages from other women in his phone. I actually, I don't care. You're a hundred percent right. But I wanted to, I wanted to make it a story

so that I can say, like not only do I not care, but I haven't cared for a really long time. And at one point in my life, like for the sake of my job, like I was pretending to care about these two, honestly. And I like actually like hate them. Okay. So I'm glad you brought it up. I think we knew that.

But for those who do care, Megan Fox, who was pregnant by the way, is done with Machine Gun Kelly after, this would not be a story on the toast if she wasn't pregnant. If she wasn't pregnant. I know and like what? Cause they're done every other day,

but she's now done with him again after discovering he was talking to other women behind her back, a source exclusively tells Page Six. When they went away for the Thanksgiving holiday, she became suspicious and decided to go through his phone. She found text messages involving other women and decided she was done. I just, and I know this happens like not in Hollywood, but I feel like it happens in Hollywood a lot.

Like the breaking up of families, like for no fucking reason. Like machine, like Kelly, like you're a piece of shit philanderer, that's fine. What are you doing getting girls pregnant? Like stop. No, but like, why can't you just stop texting bitches? Like you're dating Megan Fox. Like I think like- By the way, some people can't, that's fine.

But like know thyself, don't get your girlfriend pregnant and like let her think you're about to start a family. And now the baby comes from a broken home before it's even born. Yeah. No, but I just like don't understand why, like Megan Fox is just not enough woman for you. Yeah.

Well, this is like the same thing with the Barry Kueg and Serena Carpenter thing. Like if the only small, very supple silver lining here is like if you're watching this and you've ever been cheated on, like even Megan Fox gets cheated on. Like it's not a you thing and you can feel proud. Like you're actually a part of an elite group.

Yeah, no, but not even that. Like what's just with these men that like, she's so obviously so beautiful, but she's also like very dynamic and they obviously connect. Like what's fucking missing that you need to go texting random girls. Like I just don't understand why that's not enough for you.

Like what's wrong? Something is missing within you. 1000%. And like it's actually a mental illness when these guys are like, I just can't commit. Like I just can't monogamy. And they can't stop this thing. Literally why, how busy are you?

Don't you have a job? How many people can you fuck in one day? It's just like, it's so empty. There's nothing there. Like texting girls or like meeting up with girls for like a hookup. Like there's nothing there. Why can't you stop that?

I don't understand. Yeah, what's missing in your life? What are you running from? And what do you get? You don't gain anything from something like that. No, not at all. You lose a family. You lose, you have everything to lose, stupid idiot.

Stupid idiot. Like seriously, I know this happens like with regular people too, but like seeing it happen to celebrities, it's like, how dumb are you? Yeah, I'm really rooting for her. And she's so strong. I don't know her,

but she just seems like a strong person, strong in herself. And if she goes this alone, she'll be okay. If she's with him, they'll figure it out. But I feel like I don't worry about her. You know what I mean? No, she's tough. She's tough.

But that doesn't mean she should have to go through hard things because you're tough. Do you know what I mean? No, 100%. And her ex man bag is still going strong, right? With Sharna. Sharna. Sharna Burge.

Yeah. That's nice for them. Cause I feel like they were like the losing team for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Like the two loser exes. By the way, did you see that TJ Holmes and Amy Robach's exes are dating?

No. They just did their red carpet debut. Oh wow. Yeah, I saw that happen over the weekend. And I was like, did I know this? I didn't know if I knew that they're exes. I feel like we knew this because, and we talked about it because we were saying how like

if A equals B and B equals C and C equals D, then A equals D. By the transit of property, if you liked Amy Robach, you should like who Amy Robach liked. Right. If you like someone who likes Amy Roeback, then you should like someone who likes Amy Roeback. Yeah. Yeah. They attended an event together. They looked like happy. It's one of my favorite things.

It's very Shania Twain when her husband, when her husband left her for her best friend, she ended up marrying and she's still married to her husband, her ex best friend's husband, ex-husband, her current husband. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Wives swap. It's like, you know what? No husband, ex-husband, her current husband. Yeah, yeah, I love that. I love that. Wife swap, it's like, you know what? No harm, no foul.

Like, let's just call it even. Yeah, and like, thanks for, you know, the matchmaking. Yeah, yeah. It's a great way to meet people is to like look at your ex-partner's new partner's ex. Yeah, I think a lot of the times when there's infidelity, one of the people in the infidelity like isn't married. That's like what makes it hard.

Yeah, it's like they don't, they're not leaving anyone behind for you. Oh, I hate when that happens. You know? But when it does work out, should I have to wait Amy Ro back? Like, I love it. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? Also makes it easy on kids, right? Yes. Easier. Because then there's not all these like, I guess, cause they're like step siblings with each other. They're going into the same homes. Like it's just like-

But they didn't know each other before. I guess maybe, maybe not. I don't know. It's actually the same exact thing for the kids. It's a new, new daddy and a new house you can spend time at. Okay. Okay. Except you would only have to worry about like one blended family, not one on each side. Oh, that's true.

It's actually like a beautiful polygamist family. That's true. Next, Time Magazine, while we wait for person of the year, they have announced their athlete of the year. And it is, Caitlin Clark, the WNBA star has been announced as Time Magazine's 2024 athlete of the year and it is Caitlin Clark, the WNBA star has been announced as Time Magazine's 2024 Athlete of the Year on Tuesday with a flashy photo shoot to accompany the article

that has fans suggesting she branch out in her career. She's showing abs, she's giving quotes, she's ballin' as they say. I guess this makes sense why yesterday when we were saying Simone Biles should have been on the short list for Time Person of the Year. I guess there's a separate list for athletes and Simone would have been considered for this one. Oh, okay, that's fair But then Caitlin Clark also could have been considered for person of like will there ever be an athlete who's a big enough athlete that they

Could be on the person list. Yes, 1,000 percent and Simone Biles could have I think Caitlin Clark is a little too national Time magazines person of the Year, it's like a global thing. Like between the Olympics, like as an athlete, that's kind of like the only global stage, I think for, unless you're like World Cup, kind of. So I actually don't think Caitlin Clark

would have even been on the short list for Time Person of the Year. I just, I think it's like too American. Yes. However, I think- And Simone could have. I think this is a fantastic choice. And even knowing that like Simone,

if she was on the short list, she also would have been really good choice. However, she's a good choice most years. And this was really Caitlin Clark's year. Like she changed sports, the shoes, the girls, the hoops. She has also like acted the entire time with such grace, like a true role model for young women. I think that there's been a lot of things thrown at her. People like love to come at her for different things.

And they love to say like the WNBA is having a moment, not only because of Caitlin Clark. It's like, okay, keep telling yourself that. But sure. And also do you see those videos of her like getting like beat up on the court? Like the way that other players treat her? There are a lot of politics in,

within the league when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And yes,. There are a lot of politics in within the league when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And yes, she has like a couple of rivals within the league who are like haters of hers and who end up like, you know, fouling and things like that. A lot of people like to pit her and Angel Reese against each other, but they're actually like, they, Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark,

cause they're like the same grade kind of, they graduated from the NCAA together, even though I think they're different ages. They have like a mutual respect for one another. There are players that do not like Caitlin Clark and the attention that she gets. And I don't think that they like that. Like the league is like Caitlin's league, you know? Angel Reese isn't one of them.

I feel like she gets a bad rap when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And I actually think that like her, the two of them are like formidable opponents who really respect one another. Yes, also in this interview, she talks about Angel Reese briefly and like was super nice

and that they have a good relationship. Yeah, I think that, I think the Angel Reese stuff is like a lot of media, like pitting two successful women against one another, because in any other time, like Angel Reese was that bitch, like LSU and she would have been the one we were all talking about, but it's kind of like, you know, what's that movie, Secretariat,

and what was the other horse? Oh. With an S. We have to, we have to figure it out. Hold on. The year Secretariat won the Triple Crown, like obviously Secretariat was like this out of world, like this is the most insane horse you ever met,

but his like rival during that time. Sham. Sham. Sham was his rival who was all, In any other time? Lost every race, but was one of the most extraordinary horses. Like two things can be true.

Angel Reese is sham. Like, so if it were any other year, sham and Angel Reese would be like, you know, the princess at the ball. It would have been Angel's year. So I think that like naturally they picked the two and they played each other a lot in college. And now they play each other a lot in the NCAA.

But I think it's all good. I think a lot of, excuse me. I think a lot of it is like, and I just want to say, like, I don't think the WNBA needs a different name, like the NBA, it's not the MNBA. Interesting. So you think it should be called the NBA?

Yeah. Which game did you watch? Oh, I watched the women's game. Like, I don't know why it needs a special name. Like we're like so special. Do you know what I mean? It's NBA. That's actually like a really radical take.

Like, are you gonna in your brassiere next? Oh yeah, fine. Like I actually don't like, that's how I also felt like when I used to shop plus size, like how we had to have like a special name and a special section, like just put it with the clothes. Like I just want to be with everyone else. Well, that is weird.

Just put it like, cause also you'll be shopping for something and it goes up to like one X and you're like, oh, they don't have my size. But then like over yonder is the same shirt in a two X. That's just like not good logistical maneuvering. Yeah, maybe I'm a radical feminist. I think it should be called the NBA. I can't tell if that's like super radically feminist or like.

No, I actually don't think it is. I'm such a simple person. Like I hate when like you're, this is my philosophy when it comes to like being a woman or being anything. Like I hate to feel like a handout. Do you know what I mean? And getting a special league name,

like we're doing the same thing. It's the national, we're playing basketball nationally. Like, well, do you think there should just be one league for men and women, the best of the best? I actually think that like, if there was, I don't by the way, cause I don't think like men should be shoving women on the court. No. But I think that I think that like

because I often think about that when people talk about Serena Williams, like the greatest she is the greatest female athlete of all time. And I think that she has said, I think I forget who it was if she played against Roger Federer or something like she lost, even though you would think like she's actually better like in her own league than she is at Roger Federer. So they're so different, you know, and that's a conversation you know, men and women's sports, like I'm so not going

there, so thank you for asking that question. All I have to say. So all's that to say, I think it should be called the NBA. Okay, I'm older. Like trying to get me to like be like a radical, like get out of here. So what are you trying to say? Get out of here, get out of here bitch. So what are you trying to say? Get out of here.

Get out of here. Are you ready for our next story? Remember what was the original story? Caitlin Clark is time person of the year. I think we said everything that could be set time athlete of the year. I just want to say, I don't really feel like I even gave my take.

I love this. I don't know who else it could have been. Like Simone. Yes, yes. If it, yeah, I else it could have been. Like Simone. Yes, yes. If it, yeah, I guess it would have been- Travis, Jason. Oh, actually those are all really good ones. They could have done Travis and Jason together.

That would have been cute too. That would have been cute. I wonder if they released the short list for this. But in terms of like actual, like making change, that's Caitlin. No, no, no. But like Travis and Jason brought joy and entertainment, but I don't think they like enacted change, you know, her NBA, I mean, her Nike contract being

like the biggest for a female athlete, like it's huge. She's raising the bar for female athletes everywhere. I, and I think like, I just love her too. Like as a person, I think she's a great role model. Every time I hear her in an interview, she's always saying the right thing, not because she thinks that it's the right thing to say, but because I think that's like how she was raised.

No, and I also feel like I obviously don't watch the WNBA or even the NBA. So again, like you can't yell at me. Like none of this is really for me. And yet I can even sit here and say, like it was her year. She was everywhere. She dominated. I don't have to participate in it

to feel the effect of Caitlin. Exactly. That's how you know somebody really transcended their bubble. Yeah, that's like when they're like, well, you didn't see the movie. Well, if the movie was that great, it would have made its way to my television. A thousand percent.

Like Wicked. Yeah, Wicked is the perfect example. Wicked is the perfect example. It got me to the movie theater for the first time, I think, in five years. It got me to the movie theater for the first time in one year since the Eras tour hit theaters. Right, so I'll say that.

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been offered a jaw-dropping amount to appear on screen together again. So Danny Rossner, who is a director, he has raised about $6 million from his backers, which he hopes would be enough to entice enemies Brad and Angelina to bury the hatchet and do a movie together. So he's sharing the details.

This is his big dream. However, it must be noted. This is never fucking happening, by the way. They have been warring over custody over their kids, money and the future of their wine business for eight years. This is like really weird of, what's his name? Danny Rossner. It's giving some of the biggest,

loseriest energy I've ever seen in my life. Like, why would you want either of them to go through that? Like, first of all, they have unlimited money. Six million dollars. Why don't you take your pennies elsewhere, sir? D is what he's raised. So here's what he said. He also has the movie ready.

He describes the film he wants Brad and Angelina to star in as his passion project of over 20 years. It's a love story set at the Hotel Martinez in Cannes, France during World War Two, based on the real life owner. Pitt would play Emanuel Martinez, the hotel owner, and Angelina would play his alluring mistress and muse, Emma Degard. The script means they perform intimately together.

As Rossner admits, there's a love scene. It's a torrid one too. He's a freak. He's not worked out and even split for the exes because actually his feet is a little bit more than hers. She would not, I wouldn't start with that, Dani. That is not the way to do it. However-

These are two people who don't necessarily need money but divorces are notoriously expensive. You know, they're fighting over their chateau in France. Like I actually think they both could really use $30 million. And also it's like they have children together. So they have like, they could come together, make a quick 40 mil,

give it to the kids and they always tell us, it's just acting, doesn't matter that I'm kissing someone that's not my partner. They do always tell us that. It's just, we don't even feel anything so. The thing is, is I think they both look at it, like they, we're so beyond, it's not just a divorce, like she has accused him of abuse, he has acute, like they fucking, it's beyond.

There's no way this is happening. Although it does beg the question, like how much money would it take? Now, if this were regular people, you know, with regular problems and regular bills, like obviously, sure, I'd do it for 10 grand. But people who seemingly have- Donated to Mark Schoenwetter.

Right, people who seemingly have everything. Right, they could also take the money, How much? Do it, donated to Mark Schoenwetter, right? People who seemingly have everything, right? They can also take the money, do it and donate it to charity. Yeah. You know, she loves UNICEF. Like how, how much would it take? And because this is 20 mil before, you know, you get a deal, you get a backend deal. You get like three pennies every time the movie sells a

ticket, like, so it's not just 20, it's 20 and then some, some backend royalties. Yeah. So his fee is about 20 to 25 million. Hers is in the movie sells a ticket. So it's not just 20, it's 20 and then some, some backend royalties. Yeah, so his fee is about 20 to 25 million, hers is in the $15 million range. And then if you went, even they would, he said we're prepared to go 50% above that. So he would make as much as 37 million, she 22 million. So that's over $50 million for charity, for your kids.

If they didn't have kids, I would say, but what is this? Like three months out of your life, bury the hatchet, do the thing that you guys always used to do, you know? Maybe they'll fall in love. For a couple 50 mil. But then it also begs the question, to what end is he doing this? Do the American people really want to see these two together?

Like, are we all gonna go to the theaters and make this movie worth it? I'm not dying to see these two together? Like, are we all gonna go to the theaters and make this movie worth it? I'm not dying to see these two back together, like in a romantic or even a movie sense. However, if they did a film together with intimate scenes, like my curious ass would be getting a ticket. You think that like people would come out in droves for this to justify the big salaries?

I do, I do. The movies would have to make like probably $100 million to justify the big salaries. I do. The movies would have to make like probably a hundred million dollars to justify the budget. I think they both have that sort of box office power together for sure. And then all the context around what's going on between them in real life for sure. Now tell me about the book.

Are either one of it's a, are they Jewish? It's a true story. It's not a book, but it's a, are they Jewish? It's a true story. It's not a book, but it's a person. So Emmanuel Martinez is in his muse, Emma Degard. It didn't mention Judaism, but wait, they, it's an American couple who rent a hotel room in coastal France to save their marriage. No, I'm sorry.

That's her other movie, By the Sea. Okay. I'm like, they say they're going to war. I don't know if that's gonna help. Read the room. Yeah, like girl, you'll be fine. I'll do a quick googly on these people, but honestly, I just want to say,

I was thinking it would probably be something more closer to like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, like a modern day, like sexy movie, but this actually sounds good. Well, Mr. And Mrs. Smith would be great because for the first half of the movie, they hate each other, so they wouldn't even have to act. Right.

It would be the second half where they like fall back in love that makes it, that's such a good movie. Also knowing like at the time, how important of a role that played, they were both, well, he was married. Yeah. They were not together at the time, but that's where they fell in love.

Like you can actually, it's such a good movie. You can see them falling in love like on screen because neither one of them are that good of an actor. So it's so crazy that he makes $25 million movie. I don't know if I knew that. That's on the high end, but he probably takes less for like other movies that are maybe like artistic or he gets, he's a director or producer or whatever.

This is just like a fee to say my lines and take your pants off. Yeah, right, right. Unzip. However, ultimately one, this guy, his movie credits like aren't that amazing. So I just don't think he's like, he sounds actually like a freak.

Nutty. It's not Steven Spielberg calling. So I think they're not even picking up the call. And also then at the bottom of the article, it's like talking about everything that's gone on last the last few years. Think about how much the kids hate him. Like this is not happening.

They changed their last name. The plane. Yeah. The emergency landing, like this is never happening. However, like $50 million for your future and or charity of your choice. It's something to think about. This guy just like seems to have a hard on

like this fantasy about these two. And it's like weird. I never even thought that I wanted or needed to see these two back on screen together. Yeah. And I also think the worst part of this is it could like drop and like, where like nobody is- Drop and flop.

I don't know how much people love them separately and together, like do people care? I don't think so. I think when it comes to box office, like Brad Pitt still draws people in. Like every movie he does is a success. I actually, I didn't know that Angelina just did a new movie.

I thought she was retired from acting. So I think that says- She played Maria Callis. I think that says all that says about like her box office power. Yeah. Yeah. So TBD and also like if I want to see this movie, cause like I like a historical fiction,

not a historical film, World War II romance. It would be distracting. I'd just be thinking about how much these people hate each other, no? Of course, no you truly cannot suspend disbelief. It was kind of like the kissing booth too, honestly. Yeah, it would be better if it was like an enemies to lovers.

That's what I was thinking like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yeah, okay, think about it. Think about it. Think about it. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. A little production news, because if we don't let you know who else has been added to the lineup of Dick Clark's rockin' New Year's Eve,

no one's going to. Oh, no one will. I thought it was gonna be the Harry Potter HBO Max series. That's another one. And then also the cast of Annie Live and the Thanksgiving Day Parade. And any live production, obviously. Any live production.

Any award show, we're gonna let you know who's hosting and performing. But these are the names that have been added to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, Alanis Morissette, Renee Rapp, Blake Shelton, and TLC. Oh, better. Before, it sounded like a big loser fest with one big headliner, Carrie Underwood.

The four of these are recognizable names from all different genres and generations. So it's better. It sounds more promising. I'm glad to see you're excited. They'll also like Alanis and Renee will be on the West Coast. Blake Shelton will be live from Las Vegas and TLC will be in Times Square.

Like for me, it's about what's going on in Times Square. The others, the remote satellite, you could have filmed that five years ago. They do. Right. So that just doesn't give the right energy. I am so glad you brought up Renee Rapp because I don't know if you know,

like a lot of people have been talking about Renee Rapp because the new season of Sex Lives of College Girls came out and like they're actively, I think only maybe, I only saw the first episode so far, but I think there's two or three. You're actively writing her out of the script. She's like thinking about transferring. You see how she ends up leaving.

I don't know what ends up happening, but it reminded me that like she decided to leave. I have to put on my contemplate and I started my note. Oh, I was just looking for a pen and paper. Sex lives. S-L-O-C-J. I got it. So it started this conversation

because when she decided to leave the show, like obviously everyone was devastated, but she was having this moment, this pop girl star moment. And it does feel like that moment kind of came and went. And she definitely was eclipsed by like a lot of the pop girlies who took over this year, like Chap and Sabrina.

And I think a lot of people are now giving, it's kind of like the Ray J. Jean Paul. Now she's obviously not like Ray J. Jean level, but she didn't really take off in the way that we thought she was going to it. And in a way that made sense for her to leave that show, like she had a clip. Just talking about how like, this is a big moment for like,

pop is like, is happening right now. There are pop stars, Olivia, Sabrina, Chap, Gracie Abrams. No, no, but of the new girls, the new ones, like there's really an environment. It's ripe for them right now. Tate. Tate. And like, she's not there. I don't think of her. I know.

And I think when she left the show, it was like clear that she was gonna be there. So she was happy to leave the show behind. Now there's two ways that it can go, right? When you leave a show, the Ray Jajan and the Olivia Rodrigo. Like Olivia Rodrigo never should have been on that show. You know, and she did the second season

as actually a charity. And after that, High School Musical, the musical, the series, like it was silly. She never should have been on that show. You know, she did the second season as actually a charity. And after that, the High School Musical, the musical, the series, like it was silly. She never should have been there. So it can go one of two ways. And I feel like the Renee way is like going, Réje.

But let me just say, Olivia Rodrigo is not even- And she's the best character on that show. Olivia Rodrigo, Pauline Chalamet, my girl. Agreed. Just because she's Dana. You mean Dana Halsberg, yeah. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo is not a You mean Dana Halsberg, yeah.

Olivia Rodrigo is not a fair comparison because High School Musical, the musical, the series, no one was really watching or living for and when she left, nobody cared because it wasn't like, but Bridgerton was the biggest show. Sex, Life and College was so big. So to leave that to think you're gonna do something bigger, it's a tall task.

To leave High School Musical, we're like, great, yeah. Who, when? So is there an example you think of somebody leaving like a big timey show and it paying off? Definitely. I would have to think. Okay. I can't, I can't think right now. Sound off in the comments because I would love to know

like if it has ever worked out for anybody. For sure. And I thought with Renee rap, like, well, I was sad for myself because I love her and I love that show. I was like, you know what? It probably won't affect her. She was so clearly like on this trajectory.

Yeah. And I don't know what affected it the most, but I think it was just the rise of other pop girlies that sidetracked her a little bit. And it didn't turn out the way I thought it was going to. I'm sure the way she thought. As someone who's like on the other side of like the pond, like she'd never crossed over into mainstream,

like to where I reside. Like chapel has, yeah. All of them, like they are both internet and Gen Z and mainstream. I think Tate is like still on the journey there. But Renee never left the internet island. No, I don't come across, I don't know her songs.

They just never made it to like, you know, Grannyville, which is where, that's where scale is. That's how you know you made it when you've hit Grannyville, supermarket, Publix, radio. I can't go somewhere without hearing your bops. So not to say, I think she's really talented. And when I do see her perform, I'm like, wow, this is amazing. But like, I don't know why.

And there's so many artists that like, I love that haven't made it to Grannyville and that hurts for me. Like, I feel like Mimi Webb, like I'm waiting for, I'm bringing her, I'm showing her to my granny friends. But I'm only one woman. I think while she hasn't hit Grannyville, she's hit Granville in the UK. She's also not American.

So you have to remember that when you're thinking of it from your own American POV. Yeah, yeah. Like I feel like Little Mix never really hit Granville. Well, they were cut off at the legs before they could start because they decided to break up for some unbeknownst reason. Yeah.

So, and do you think there's anyone who didn't leave the show? Like, you know, probably had this inflection moment. Either should have, or like was able to do both while not leaving the show, but also grow. Yes, I think it's possible. Like, I don't think you'll ever really regret staying on something big, even if you can do other things too.

Like, I think you just work hard. And I think that it's possible to slay at both. Yeah, I think that's the move. Yeah. So, did Clark that's the move. Yeah. So, Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, we're probably gonna be together watching. I feel like it's gonna be like a, we've actually had a-

I have to take a major nap in the middle of the day. I don't know if I can wait up to midnight. I was actually thinking like, when can I call it and like stop waiting up till midnight? Even on my birthday this year, it was the election, so I was watching the election, but like at a certain point, I'd like to go to sleep. I agree.

Let's dive into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap, last night was a really boring episode. I thought the week before was more boring that we didn't recap together. I didn't. Okay. Cause I thought like they were at least like being like, cute and funny and pretty and like playing those games,

which I actually thought was funny. This one, they just like went from meal to boat to meal. Like there was nothing like, and I'm sorry, cause I feel like I'm so ride or die for, and like I always choose to see the best, but weenie of the week was Garcelle submitting herself in the Kyle and Dorit conversation being like, I agree. Okay, nobody asked.

And I love how Dorit required like 30 follow-up questions. You agree with what? And then like Garcelle, I couldn't really explain herself. She was like, oh, okay, thanks. Like it was so not the time. I was like, duh, you do, you don't like me and you thought my robbery was staged. Yeah, no, and like, objection, relevance.

We're literally not talking to you. Like she's so obsessed with Dorit. She's like a little bit dog with a bone. And I think maybe when she's obsessed with somebody that I just like, I ride for Garcelle, but like it's punching down at this point with Dorit. She's like a little bit dog with a bone. And I think maybe when she's obsessed with somebody that I just like, I ride for Garcelle, but like it's punching down at this point with Dorit. Like everyone's coming for her. She's going through a lot.

And like, you're just randomly like, we want to get to know Bose. Like, okay, shut up. She piles on and she has like no, the other women even when they fight, like they have tender moments too. Like even when she finally reconciles with Kyle, it's like there's love there.

But between Garcelle and Dorit, there is none of that. It's just actually like a hatred that mostly Garcelle has for Dorit. And so in turn, Dorit's like, oh, okay, I don't like you either because you treat me so terribly. And so it's just like, it's not a productive call out. Whereas the other women, it's like,

okay, I'm gonna tell you what you did that hurt me so that we can move forward. But for Garcelle, it's just to like make Dorit look bad. And I also feel like she had said early on in this season, like Dorit making everything look so perfect. Like you'd never know. The last three years, Dorit has been telling us like she's not okay.

Like even that last season where she had that pretty woman day with PK was like really terrible. She was so stressed out. Even the way that she looks, she doesn't look like herself. Like they're literally fighting over dinner. She's literally stressed out. Even the way that she looks, she doesn't look like herself. Like they're literally fighting over dinner. She's literally telling, she sat down with Kyle and said,

my relationship is on the rocks. And I feel like at the time everyone's like, oh, Dorit's making it about her. And then cut to a year later, they're separated. And it's like, she pretended everything was perfect. It was like, no, she was literally telling us she's not okay. No, and Kyle's like demanding grace from everyone

for what she's going through. Meanwhile, like you see, and while I have sympathy, cause I think that like she doesn't want the marriage to end, like her and Mo are like really copacetic and like they're getting along really well. Dorit and PK aren't even talking now, like and their kids are not grown.

Kyle's kids are grown. Dorit has these little kids. It's like so, it's like clearly bad. And everybody's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, when Dorit's going through the same thing and it appears to be like much harder. A 100%, I think the fact that the kids are grown like makes the biggest difference.

Like when Kyle was sitting alone in her house, it's like, yes, that would be a lonely, quiet life. But at least it's not like your kids fucking crying. No, it's not like hard in the trenches. Like, and also Kyle has multiple businesses. She's a very wealthy woman. Like Dorit has the show and she does well for herself. But like she-

She's a housewife. Probably if PK wouldn't let her stay in the house, she would have to move. Like her whole life will change. It's so destabilizing. And like, I don't even, and Kyle's now a year out. Dorit is a week out. Like I think where Kyle was a week out is different than where she is, where Dorit will be in a year

is even different. So like, I feel like right now, Dorit needs grace and tenderness. And I don't know why she decided to like, kind of slay all the dragons all at once, like woke up today and then I was calling out Kyle for years of mean behavior and PK. But she's taking on a lot.

She just like, when she was walking onto the boat, I was like, I think she's gonna fall asleep. Like she's looks just tired. Can we talk about something? How the literally the entire episode, the thread, was like, what actually did Dorit say about Teddy? And Dorit was telling the truth the entire time. She did say, we're not close, but I consider her a friend,

but not like a close friend. That's exactly what she said. And then she repeated it twice. And Erica was like, I don't think that's what you said. And that was pissing me off, because Erica's been a really good friend. She's not malicious. She obviously is misremembering.

Right, and it's just annoying because she was wrong. Like, if she had been right and she's, if Dorit hadn't said that and then Dorit, Erica like remembered correctly, it would have been like, okay, well we are, you know, we need to start, we need accuracy here, whatever. But the fact that they were all wrong, it made Dorit look so good.

They kept replaying it, how she said that. And I also- The editors are not on Team Kyle. Do you feel that way too? They keep like, like cutting to old scenes from old seasons, making her look bad. Yeah, just giving us examples of the things that Dorit is talking about that without examples,

I'd be like, oh, Dorit, you're overreacting. But it's true in the confessionals and I'm watching what happens live. The women are snarky. Even in this trip, Kyle's like, the boat's gonna run away. It's Gilligan's Island. Don't keep me with these people.

And it's like, you're literally saying you hate your friends and you don't wanna be with them. Everyone is talking nasty and snarkly about each other the whole time, but when Dorit does it, it's I'm not speaking to you for six months, even though you're my best friend in the group. And I actually appreciated Sutton,

who clearly has an issue with Dorit and likes Kyle more. I appreciate her being honest. I mean, listen, Kyle, you do do that. You have this thing where you just ice people out, you're like over them and then six months later, you're like ready to talk to them again. And you do need to work on that. And I appreciated that she said that to her privately

and publicly in front of Dorit. Because that was like kind of a bad look for Kyle. Yeah, Kyle's just like not doing it for me. No, and she's like really coming off poorly. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like Dorit is like needs support. She doesn't, and I don't know. I just, and I also recognize that Kyle's going

through stuff, but just compared to Dorit, like Dorit just feels insurmountable at the moment. The argument in the bus was weird and Sutton was pissing me off. Like, why are you trying to cause a thing between Erica and Dorit? Like Erica is literally the only person Dorit has. Like, can you fuck off? Well, Sutton and Garce me off. Why are you trying to cause a thing between Erica and Dorit? Erica is literally the only person Dorit has. Can you fuck off?

Well, Sutton and Garcelle really always wind up back here where it's like you guys have different roles for each other than you do for the rest of the group. And if you're gonna talk poorly about each other, do it like you would with all of us. I just wish that Dorit did more listening in that moment to realize she wasn't in trouble. No one was coming for her.

They were actually talking about Erica. And also, even Garcelle saying, you said you're not close with Teddy, but you reposted. And then reposting. By the way, and I wish Duree had answered like a little better to be like, that was a cool moment and I'm reposting a friend. Yeah, of course, by the way.

I repost a million things all day long. No, and her like saying I wanted to support the concert, like Kyle was right, like John Mellenkem doesn't need to reposting. Oh, by the way, that comment though, that Kyle made is the exact type of snarky comment that she would get mad about. He's a Hall of Fame rock and roll star. He doesn't need to be posting. But by the way, that comment though that Kyle made is the exact type of snarky comment that she would get mad about. He's a Hall of Fame rock and roll star. He doesn't need to read Kemsley's Instagram.

But I felt like if she had just been honest, which was clearly like, yeah, and she has maintained this entire time. I am friends with Teddy. I'm not close with her. I'm friends with her, friends enough to go to a concert. She just said like, no, that was sick. I got pulled on stage by John Mellencamp.

Why the fuck wouldn't I reshare that? Like it so was not a thing. I didn't think it made her look hypocritical at all to say I'm not really that close with Teddy. And then two days later post a video with Teddy. I didn't think it was weird at all. The only weird thing that made it weird was like her explanation not being like 100% honest.

Yeah, promoting the concert. Like where as opposed to just being like, oh, that was a cool video, I liked it. She's so funny like that though. Yes she is. I had to promote John Millicam's cause. Like, I'm sorry, she's funny. She is.

And I wish we could have seen, like, was there a link or was she actually like promoting like, hey, get tickets. I thought maybe he was posting a charity event. If she was, that was the only way that would have made it like I wanted to help promote is if they were raising money philanthropically. I need to see the whole side. If there was like a call to action,

then she's telling the truth as opposed to just being, oh, there was a cool moment and I wanted to share it. Like we repost stuff all day long. Yeah. Why that would be like weird if she intentionally didn't repost it because we're not close enough to repost.

Yeah. Yeah. So everyone needs to back off. I'm like so writing for Doreen. I love, I love Erica and I love that she's like being there for Doreen. I need her to come off that she's like being there for Dorit. I need her to come off the fence like a little bit more over to Dorit.

But I understand she's just being- But I actually feel like for someone who's playing the middle between Dorit and Kyle, she's definitely leaning more to Dorit. She's favoring Dorit, yes. And I think that just might be because one, Erica's like very logical. And right now like logic is on Dorit's side,

but also I think she has a lot of sympathy for Dorit. Cause they're in similar situations. Like they were out, like when she left, everything that Erica has now bags, clothes, house, she pays for herself. Like she's completely self-sufficient. She left that life behind and Dorit would be the same. Yeah.

So I think they look at Kyle being like, listen, you're a little bit in ivory tower over here. No prenup. You built the business together. You've been married since 1994. You're going to be completely fine. Yeah. Also I sawup, you built the business together, you've been married since 1994, you're gonna be completely fine. Yeah. Also, I saw TikTok, speaking of Jennifer Tilly,

she makes $10 million a year. Oh nice. From the Simpsons. Very nice. And she has since she's been divorced. That would like in the 70s. That would be like a hundred million dollars, yeah. Wow, okay. Yeah, yeah, just fun fact.

Thank you for that fact. She has yet to prove herself. Yep. This is just a tick tock. It was looked AI generated. So just take everything I say with a grain of salt. But I thought that was it. It sounded right.

Didn't sound like obscenely high, but for the biggest show would have a little chunk, 10 million. Yeah. Yeah. And it's one of those shows that's like before streaming, like it's OG syndicated, like. No, it's like the biggest show. I'd probably like the most of all time show of all time. Yeah. No, it's like the biggest show. Probably like the most-

Of all time. The most lucrative show of all time, yeah. Yeah, besides like maybe Seinfeld. But Seinfeld was a handful of seasons. No, it's still on. It's still on. It's so true. It's still on, old and new episodes. So crazy.

So crazy. I feel like that's a good time to wrap up because I have to poop. So, thank you so much for listening. Like, sorry, I don't really have the time and space like to be a prim and proper. Oh, but you know, there's a beautiful way to say that now. If you-

I have to make a pargy loaf. Listen to the good guys tomorrow because that will be explained. For an explanation. I told that story. Jackie, seriously, shut up. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tozell Maldonado Morning Show.

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