The Toast - The Good Gals of Turtlandia: Wednesday, February 11th, 2026

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It should be further in the week. I think we all agree. Yeah, it really should be. And I didn't even work on Monday.

True, it's a short week for you. It's not giving short week at all. No, it's not. But it is giving Olympic old winning athlete from Turtlandia. We have Turtidloo. It's been amazing to represent my country, Tertlandia. We're a small but strong nation. Yeah.

And you do excel at winter sports. Mm-hmm. And being on a global stage has just been so, like, amazing for, like, really the young kids in my country, they look up to me. And they see Turd self. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

Like, got something caught in my throat. So that was as far as my sentence could go. without like stumbling over myself. Well, while you continue to choke, let me just say, I hear you, I'm listening,

I'm learning, I'm sorry, I called it mariachi, it's salsa. I knew I was saying the wrong word, but I wanted to say a word. You know, it's kind of like how the show

continues to go on. You took a leap of faith because I actually... So let's make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively. I actually didn't take that leap on Monday. Like I wanted to say what kind of music it was, but I wasn't certain.

So I just said music. Musica. Right. I'm really sorry. I will never do it again. It was salsa though. And thank you for that because, yes, now I know Di with a smile does not pair nicely with Celsius.

Maybe try mariachi. And honestly, the more I learn, I think it was intentional. Explain. So when Bad Bunny, like before Lady Gaga performed, he was talking to the camera about how he's here because he never stopped believing in himself. You know, you've got to believe in yourself. And then he said, is this what you wanted?

And he gives Lady Gaga, almost like a rebuttal to some of the backlash. Oh, but I don't think he would set her up like that. I think she was in on it. I don't know. People are like interpreting the performance how they see to interpret it. And so that was just one interpretation. I think they intended for it to be good.

You think they tried to make die with a smile, salasa version. Good? Yes. And I think it's a great idea. And the execution just didn't execute. And that was unfortunate for the little monsters. And just know I will never ever in my life say the word mariachi. Even if it applies.

Like I'll never say the word again. I hear you guys. Salsa. I actually had salsa last night. I had tacos. Oh yeah. I had hamburgers. Oh, I did an egg retrieval last night. I had 12 eggs in the hard boil and I got three. So we had three hard boiled embryos after my... How come none of them made it to the... Well, that's what I want to talk about. Because I know you guys talked about on Monday that we went to the farmer's market. Okay. And so I've sort of nailed down the perfect hard boiled egg recipe. Olivia taught me you have to do 50... You boil the water on high. Once it comes to a boil, put it on medium, 15 minutes in, immediately five minutes in an ice bath, and then peel immediately after five minutes. It works perfectly. So I hardboiled some of the eggs from the farmer's market, but also some of my OG, you know, supermarket eggs. The supermarket eggs, I heard like three left. Those came out perfectly. Yeah, the farm ones were too fresh. You are, first of all, like,

when you make hardboil eggs, you shouldn't use eggs from the store that day. They are better if they are a little bit older, in general. And supermarket eggs are already older. They took a while to come from wherever the heck they came from. Your farm fresh eggs are so fresh. They're actually like too fresh to be hard boiled eggs. Great. I'm feeling like I prefer old eggs. Like the trouble of having farm fresh eggs for breakfast is too much. Well, I was getting so fucking frustrated, like, banging the eggs against the counter.

Just like. If the intention was to hardboiled them, yes. So you can't hard boil farm fresh eggs or it's just a different recipe. No, no, wait more days until they're less fresh. Like the eggs don't run me I run the eggs Like when I want eggs I want to have hard boiled eggs

Well then you should also have Supermarket eggs on hand Don't worry I bought Yeah and also I guess Hard boiling like farm fresh eggs Is like a kind of a travesty You know

And I know Because you don't even eat the yolk And like the yolk is And like the yoke Is that like the beauty of farm fresh eggs Is that they're like all different sizes colors and shapes But it was giving me the ick

I'm like why are you blue It was just blue Blue greater than blue eggs greater than Heritage eggs greater than. Vital farms. Like I know they have a big scandal about like greenwashing or whatever it's called. I don't give a fuck. I like vital arms proteins, whatever they're called. Happy eggs are the best eggs. That's true because they are supermarket. And they're happy hens and they're literally, wait, I will make a batch of like eggs for myself using five eggs, only one with yolk. The rest

egg whites. And they are still yellow because of that one yolk being so vibrant. Yeah. And this is a kind of like stimulating conversation that you can come to find here at the toast. Like the difference between Farm Brush, do you see Ballarina Farm scandal? There's no scandal. I know. She shut that shit down. So she like spoke a little bit sooner because I just like saw so many things.

I'm like, oh, she had a raw milk something. I don't know. It was killing people or whatever. And then she came on yesterday and made a video. I was like, no, it didn't. We haven't sold raw milk in like eight months. No, no, more. August 2025.

What's that? Over a year? What month is it? It's February 2026. Thank you. like seven months. So I don't know where that drama came from, but I wish she kind of spoke on it sooner. Well, I just don't think you need to take time out of your day to talk about lies. Well, the lies like even got to me and I was like, oh. I saw that people were trashing her.

I didn't give it a second thought. She didn't have anything to say about her face on the cover of New York magazine though, but you know who did I hear? I did hear from yesterday. Rache? Rage Parsall. What did she say? She was like, I had no idea why they chose that photo, but like, thank you for pointing it out. Like it was very hurtful. Yeah. And it's like, were they trying to be hurtful? I felt like they were just being negative. That's what I felt like. I don't know with the cover. I feel like you can't be negligent.

Like maybe you can be negligent on page like 35, but the cover. They just don't know the real rage because if they did, they wouldn't have chosen that photo. Yeah. So negligent because if you don't know the real rage, why are you talking about her? She thought maybe that they chose it like because like

that's what they perceive as the height of her career, but she's like that wasn't even the height, like that was before. Yeah. So she didn't know. She didn't have any answers and she was just feeling, you know, like grateful for us speaking out against on these important issues. I am grateful to us as well. I wouldn't even give the ballerina farm.

I wouldn't even give it any air. I'm sorry for even giving it air. It's fake news. It was fake news. It was fake news. Keep on farming ballerina. Keep on milking. Yeah.

Last night was a big night for TV for people that aren't us because Jackie did not watch anything. She went to bed at 8 o'clock. You guys, I went to bed at mama's timelines. Which I never do. I literally got Max sleeping, gave him to transfer him. And I just drifted. Slept on myself. I never ever do that

And let me tell you I feel the exact same like shit Like how I always do Oh okay so you might as well go to bed I didn't even get to watch my programs Didn't get to have my sweet treats Didn't get to have a little me time You are looking extra skinny today

So maybe you should keep going to bed at 8 o'clock Actually I did have a couple of sweetheets So like maybe I'm just so skinny Well I watched Tommy Lies And it wasn't like a episode that we have to recap Okay And I did not watch Summerhouse I'm feeling like the first episode

Wasn't compelling enough I'm not glad I didn't even watch last 10 minutes. Last night as I was going to sleep, I'm like, I know we have two shows on Tuesday. I know that tell me lies there's. And I remember last week, like, I watched two things on Tuesday. What is the other show? And it couldn't for the life of me, remember. Yeah. I'm just feeling like I think maybe it'll get to a place where everyone's talking about it and then I'll catch back up. But it's not feeling like it's something I need must watch TV this season. I'm going to endeavor to keep up. Last night, you know, I took a little me time. But that doesn't mean I'm not

going to watch Summer House. I'm going to give it a shot. So I heard that the Traders videos drop on Wednesday mornings. You sent a trader's video of Colton. Oh, he was on a podcast talking about he was on to Rob when Rob told everybody about the double dagger and all the comments were like, okay. And he's like really over explaining himself on the podcast clip being like, you know, it was a real tell that was like gamified. Like he was really trying to, trying to sell. It's not up yet. So fucking annoying. Making us wait a week is actually annoying. I understand that they need to give space for people to catch up. But in this day, Jake, if you're not watching the show in the first 48 hours, I feel like you have to be skeptical. You're not serious about it. You're not serious about

spoilers. Yeah, and it's like if you haven't watched Game of Thrones yet, let me just tell you. Yeah, I don't. Brand takes the phone. If you, and if you like are watching right now, you probably think I'm joking. Or, yeah, or you're catching up right now. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I just feel like the statue of limitations on spoilers, like the internet cannot be a spoiler free zone. Yeah. And if you're currently watching a show, it's on you to protect yourself. Like, when I was watching something for the first time I forget. Like, I do not go on Twitter. I do not look at the people's Instagrams. I do not search anything until that final episode airs. I mean, I avoided spoilers about Monica on Salt Lake City for the last three years. Because you really care. If I can do that as a person who works

in pop culture, like you can do anything you set your mind to. You sound like Bad Bunny. Like you never stop believing in yourself. And that's why you are where you are. And that's why I was able to enjoy the season spoiler free. Much like Bad Bunny. Correct. Now we've got lots of stories today. Anything else you let you chat about like what's what's going on with you let's do a new mama check in like how was baby sleeping um still we're still at like waking up often to eat throughout the night but it's brief you know it's like eating then right back to sleep that's good yeah it's not like oh an hour of like rocking it's just right back to sleep so that's okay and you know I think we're going through a a spurt I believe a long spurt um so that's okay the other night though it was the morning when you weren't

here I was telling I was telling the studio we got like a really big stretch Yeah, so everyone was really excited for me. That's huge. Yeah, like the first wake up was like 4 a.m. All in the crib. Huge. Huge. Huge.

Yeah. That's great. Oh, and new mama checking. Like, I believe, slash I hope that my hair is falling out right now because I'm losing a lot of hair. So I hope like this is it. Yeah. You know, not like a.

Morse to come. Not something. Right. Unrelated. Right. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. I believe my hair is beginning to fall out and I'm doing everything in my power to keep

it at bed. I don't expect to not have. any hair loss hair shedding, but I'm just going to try and keep as strong as possible. So I'm doing all the things. And I'll see you guys on the other side. Yeah, the thing is, like when I blew out my hair this morning on the floor, it was all over my legs. I know that's like the worst feeling, but you know what? Like you should, let's just try and be positive, right? Yeah, no. I think God you have a lot of hair. Like people who don't, who get, you know, postpartum hair loss and don't have a ton of hair to start with. Like, I think it's a little bit more

obvious. Thankfully, you have luscious locks. I don't, it doesn't look like you're losing your hair. No, and the hair loss isn't even the worst part. It's the regroup when it comes back in and it's just like little like spikies that don't fit anywhere. So I'm not like really looking forward to that journey, but that's a whole part of the process, you know, and I feel like the first time around, like it hit me like a ton of brick. Because I also felt like, okay, you lose your hair, I'm going to lose my hair, whatever it is what it is. I'm not going to do anything to try and prevent it that will make it more sad if I'm working actively against it and failing. Then the second time I was like, you know what, we could do the serums. We could do. I could do. I,

I could take a couple supplements, like, you know, just nourish mama. And I feel like it was much more manageable. Okay. And so I'm doing the same things this time around. Like I don't expect that it's not going to happen at all. But like to have it be a bit measured, tempered. That would be great. Okay.

Well, we're rooting for you. Thank you so much. And, you know, of course, co-toast at Nutrafol.com. Yes. The women's and the postpartum formula. Nutrifle, divy. Vigamore serum is very good. Yeah.

Oh, I love the serums. I love the hair oil. I got a rosemary hair oil from Thrive Market. Parallel, have you heard of parallel? I have heard of parallel. It's like nourishment for the postpart of Mamas. We're doing all the things, you guys. Okay.

What's going on with me? What's going on with you? Let me kick it back to you, New Mama, update. Not much, you know. Not much. How solids. I actually don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.

You're not a baby lead wiener, are you? Oh, fuck that. Okay. And I really need to stop, like, watching TikToks and stuff because, like, what works for someone doesn't work for me and sorry, all these bitches are dumb. Like, every time I try something that I saw on the internet, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? Like, this is a real life human, like, not like some pet, okay? So I need to stop watching TikTok. What did you see?

Just like, people who are, like, doing, like, three full meals a day. And then I actually had a pediatrician appointment, like a telehealth with our pediatrician yesterday. And she was like, milk. We're still milk. I was just doing so many solids. like, calm down. And I'm so not doing baby lead weaning. I don't have the stomach for it,

except like when we do, to try, you know, you have to introduce allergens and, you know, Jewish mama's no bamba. And I do like the bamba. That's the only baby lead we do. But it's purees until we don't have teeth, okay? Puree all day.

Yeah, well, think about me? Like, we don't have teeth. Yeah. And then, like, I do see a tiny bit of tooth coming in, and I'm like so excited about it. And I was, like, all excited until I saw TikTok last night being like, you know, my baby's tooth.

coming in, I'm excited, but then I realize, you know, this is the last I'll see his gummy smile. And it's like, oh, now I'm upset. Like, it's just, I fucking hate TikTok. That's what it is. Well, I agree with that. Yeah. The last time on TikTok is the message, I'll endorse. 1,000 percent, 1,000 percent.

But that's on me. Like, I need to. And also, like, you need to trick your phone into, like, serving you other content, like, have other interests. Like, I get a lot of mahjong stuff now. I, you know what? I get, like, tips and tricks. I love playing mahjong.

I love playing mahjong with my friends. My favorite game is mahjong, the National Mahjong League. Oh my Mahjong. Bamcrack dragon. Dot. Charleston. Flower Charleston.

Roller. We love Roller. Roller greater than Taylor. Sometimes. No, I'm kidding. I love it. It's not coming to. No, no.

She definitely loves Mahjong. And if she doesn't, she's about it. She actually doesn't because I think that we should, we would know. Like she shares her hobbies with us. We know she's really, and she'll write a song. like, I love that bam crack dot.

No, I got it. Your love was crack like the style. Then you crack me wide open. Yeah, you love to dick me down like those green, green dragons. Yeah, she's always like, she's like sexy now. So crack, like, I'm thinking of the tile, you know, but she's obviously thinking of her crack. His love was the key that opened my thighs, cracked her wide open. That opened her crack.

His love was the key that opened my crack. That's the next song when Taylor gets into mahjong. That's wrong. Yeah. I'm excited for that. We're mahjing today. And then she's going to have like mahjong games. The way like all the girls keep leaving restaurants or whatever with her sourdough.

Yeah. There's only going to be three people because it's a four person game. So it's like who's in the in the crew. That's how we'll know who's keeping up with Taylor. Yeah. That is so funny. We've got great stories today. I'm kind of ready to dive in.

I don't have much to share on the personal front. Agreed. I think we've shared a lot on the personal front. I think we've dilly dally for 15 minutes, which is pretty much like the extent of dillying and dallying. But in fact, about us filming in Florida is we have a clock and we don't have a clock when we film remote. And how do you feel about the clock? I feel good. It's like great to know, wow, we spoke for 15 minutes. I would have thought it was like seven. Yeah. So we're actually like overdue for the fast five right. And maybe if we were at home, we would have thought it was short. And we would continue. And we would keep going back. Yeah, right. That was dark. That was dark. No, I think it's good for people. Like, we're just two girls, like, sharing what you. We eat breakfast, yeah. And, like, that's how your morning went. Like, you hardboiled some eggs and it didn't work out for you.

Like, we want to know what's going on matured itself. Yeah. Don't censor yourself. You don't know who out there needed to learn. Don't boil the eggs from the farmer's market. Don't. You don't know who needed to know that. Don't do it.

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And she posted a video saying it was the worst halftime show ever. She really didn't like it. Why wasn't it in English? He's grabbing his crotch, like all the elements. He was like inappropriate. It was in Spanish. Lady Gaga looks like she had a facelift. Who even is that?

And it was just like, you know, ranting against she didn't like the halftime show. A lot of people, like, found it to be offensive. And like the day after she wound up deleting it. And then the new. show The Golden Life dropped her from the show, which I think is so absurd. I think it's so, first of all, like, I can only, I'm seeing this from Jill's perspective. Like, Jill has been really wanting to be back on TV and I don't think she would just have taken like any opportunity.

So I do think she was actually a big part in getting the group together, not necessarily as like a producer, but just a big catalyst for the show. Yeah, of like making things happen. You know, Fiona Morgan's not producing television shows. No, but Jill's very organized. She's friends with a lot of the girls. She's friends with Kelly. So I do feel like the show getting sold was like a big feat for Jill.

and the fact that she's not going to be on it. Like I imagine she's sitting in a dark room, pitch black, completely devastated. Like mourning. I think she's devastated. I think she has every right to be. I think this is such an overreaction. I think that people are allowed to not like the halftime show.

Like I happen to like it, but I think it's okay if people didn't like it too. That's like with any halftime show. Like you're allowed to not like it. It doesn't have to be like this big crazy thing. And then people can discuss and write hate in her comments and be like, you're this and that. But like the fact that they drive.

her from the show. It's really great, especially when this show is supposed to be, like... Celebrating the women for who they are. They got taken off of TV 10 years, 5 years ago

because it was like, we're done with this kind of woman and we're bringing in a different kind of woman. And now it's like people still want them back. Just let them be who they are. And I feel like if this show is already, like,

already trying to like stifle them, censor them, oh, you can't be this way. Like, it's not the show that I thought it was. Well, also, the show is about women in their 50s. and 60s who moved to Florida from New York. And that woman doesn't like

the halftime show. Like that's just, I don't know what people expected. So I agree. It's shocking that so swiftly, I was following it. I didn't know that it had gotten to like this big of a point, but like, Zarin, it did. No, no, it got, like people were talking about it, but I think to be like dropped from a show that hasn't even started yet, this would have blown over in days. It's really not a big deal that Jill Zarin did not like the halftime show.

Like, that's not big news. It's so crazy how far it's gone. the Zarin Fabrics website, like at the top of their website, put up a banner. We are not associated with Jill Zarin. We have not been associated with Jill Zarin in like, you know, 17 years or whenever they sold the website. Oh, since Bobby's death. They literally wrote that on the website.

That's an insane thing for a company to post. And like, I'm glad to know that because like I would have went to Zarin Fabrics because like I happened to know. I knew that. Now I don't want a Zarin Fabrics drug. Who are you then? Well, it's not part of Jill. Don't you feel like the halftime show has kind of become like April Fools?

No, follow me. Okay. In recent years, like, it became a thing where, like, female celebrities would say that they were pregnant on April Fool's. And very swiftly, there was backlash. And it became a thing, like, you just knew not to do it anymore because, like, every year there's someone who's going to do it and they're going to get canceled for it. And it's become almost like a trope now. We wait every year to see which female celebrity. And now in recent years, it's like, if you don't like the halftime show and you post about it on social media, it's like a hole you fall in.

Last year, who did it? Do you remember? Tyler Cameron? he was at and he was like worst half time show ever for kentricelmar canceled racist it's like a it's almost like a right of passage now it's becoming it's reminding me a lot of so if you don't like the half time show you just can't you can't say that like that's what it's becoming i don't like that me neither you're allowed to not like things you're not allowed to not like things it's really like not that big of a deal it's it's a 12 minute entertainment show it's like people that's the point of it is to spark

conversation. I think it's so overblown. And if this is what the new show is about, I thought the show was like, let's pick up these women. We love who they are, who they've been and like let them do their thing. They're already like censoring them and trying to like fit them into some like, whoa-vabo mold. I'm not watching the show. And if the women were smart, they would rally around Jill and say, well, none of our are doing the show. And not even because they care so much what Jill said. All of them are like marking themselves safe. I loved it. Okay. Well, we have to talk about the social media activity of all the women. If they were smart, they would say, we're not doing this without. Jill because then the network can't do that to any of them. It's just like drop them because they did something wrong. Trust me, they're going to do something wrong. Luann in her costume. Even when they're well-intentioned, they're going to mess up because that's just who they are and that's why we love them. And it would be smart of them to say, well, then there's no show without Jill because that

will protect them all in the long run. If they start doing this every time you mess up, you get knocked out there will be no show. A hundred percent. Like, if the show does move forward without Jill, I'm not watching it. I thought this was going to be like, let's let these women, let it rip. For better, for worse, you know, you might not like everything they say, but it will be interesting and they'll be themselves. If it's like this watered down, like, Bravo, no, thank you.

Well, you're 100% right about the women really not being a smart decision. I'm sure they were all like, okay, as long as it's not me. Yeah. And while that might serve them in the next six months, it sets a really bad tone for the show because these are all women, of course, you know, thank you for reminding me about the costume, Luann's costume. Ramona has a sorted history. So it's just a matter of time before one of the other women is where Jill is at. And so it's really not smart. But it was very interesting. And I saw it all happening in real time. The social media activity of all the women, I don't think

any of them were going to say anything about the halftime show. I doubt any of them watched it. Like I don't think they go to Super Bowl parties. Like they're not, you know, keeping up on current events. I don't think they gave a fuck. And then they started to see the backlash to Jill. And, you know, Now it's like, well, how do you feel about the Super Bowl? Before anyone even asked, Sony was out there posing pictures with her Latino friends saying, I love my Latino family. Kelly Colloran, Ben Simone posted like a lot of quote cards. Oh, about inclusion.

I love. Just sort of like, leave me alone. You know what I mean? Like a shield. And while maybe that worked for them today, it sets a really, like, dangerous precedent. And if they all did say, you know, this just leave Jill alone, it would have protected themselves from future cancellations. So it does feel like that maybe wasn't a smart move.

No, it's not a smart move. I think this was so, this is so crazy. I was shocked and I just know she's crushed. Yeah. Because beyond her being excited to be back on TV, this back end wise was a lot of her doing. I also thought like we were past this as a society. As a culture, yeah.

This is like classic cancel culture. I mean, Colton is on TV. You can't hold an opinion that like different. from the group think or else you will lose your spot on the television show that hasn't even already aired like and you're getting it because of who you are it's not like you're a nobody and oh you fucked up before you even like but everyone knows who you are what you're about and like you can't be yourself yeah i really i was so shocked by this that we're still in this like vicious cycle it's so stupid it serves nobody you're allowed to not like the halftime show a thousand

you don't have to lose your job and colton's on traitors Colts and Sun Traders. Like that's, you know what, that's where I'm like actually for cancel culture. Like, yeah, the man who's talked to his ex-girlfriend and put a tracker on his car. Like, you could, I could sunset you, you know? Yeah.

But it's really crazy. And plenty of people say like hateful, stupid things. Nothing. Yeah. She didn't like the halftime. It's insane. Yeah. It's really crazy.

And I know that when she posted that, she had no idea. It was like this. I think she thought it was probably a hot tape, but I think that she thought like, that's what they want from us. That's why we're back on TV. And that's why people are so excited about the show.

That's why people missed us because everybody else is so like watered down and scared and we're going to be like the brazen OGs. And I think she thought she was giving people what they want, even if it's not what they thought themselves. But it's just like it's a hot take. It's very hot. Too hot. Did you also see the Roney new women like also marking themselves like their social media?

Oh my God. Yeah. It was really being like, I can't believe how much hate I'm getting from liking the bad Bunny show. Oh, that's what the influencers are doing. They like said something nice about. Bad Bunny, then they, like, find one comment of someone being like, I can't believe you liked it. And they're like, the hate I'm getting is not okay, you guys.

It's so crazy. But I'm telling you, like, the halftime show is now, like, a thing. Well, I just want you guys to know, like, when I see a halftime show, if I like it, I'm going to tell you. And if I don't like it, I'm going to tell you. Yeah. And it really has no bearing on the, like, on anything else other than, like, I'm here, sat looking for, like, entertained. Like, was I entertained? What, like, and.

Something else that she said about the halftime show, which I felt a little bit, but I just feel like that's just everything now is like the inappropriateness, like of the grinding and stuff. Yeah, we didn't watch it with the kids. It's not family friendly, but I would, I think everything is like that now. Yes, that's not a bad bunny thing. No, he didn't invent that.

No, and I think like the bar for what's considered family friendly has sufficiently been lowered. Let's bring it back up. Yes, I agree. I agree. Because that's why I didn't watch it until Monday morning. Yeah. Because it wasn't even on YouTube until Monday morning.

All Sunday night I was looking to watch it. but because we forgot to record it, as I explained that in our episode. Like, yeah, maybe a little more family friendliness, I would appreciate. That would just be convenient for me, but I guess nobody else cares. And we're so, like, a standard of practices. We're also, like, so far gone. Like, you know, Chapel Rome showing up with her. Yeah, it's true.

That actually bad bunny performance was PG. No, right. So that's what I'm saying. Like, I didn't see a nipple. Right. And that's what I'm saying. Like, our consideration is considerably lower, but that doesn't mean that, like, I would let my kid watch it.

Right. So, yeah, we waited. So yeah, let's see what, I mean, I don't, I don't think they're going to undo it. I think for the most part, but because the halftime show has been such a polarizing topic of conversation, for the most part, people are glad that Jill there isn't like this. Nobody is saying that this is crazy. They're like, yeah, serves her right. Well, because everybody's scared. Yeah.

Maybe I should be more scared. I am scared. I don't, I think it's so clear that this is so wrong. And I feel like we always talk about how like sometimes. when people are getting canceled. You do sort of want to be like... Nobody wants to defend the person getting canceled. And then jump on the sinking ship.

Like, you just are like, okay, it has nothing to do with me. Like, this is not my problem. But I don't know. Like, if we're going to talk about this story, like... As a person with a conscience, like, I feel that this is wrong. And she's allowed to not like a halftime show. And I think this bodes ill for this next show that I no longer am interested in watching.

Not even because of I love Jill so much and I don't like the other women. I just think then this is not the show I thought. Such a bad tone. This is not the show I thought it was. Yeah. I thought it was like our crazy gals. You guys, they're literally six-year-old women who used to live in New York and they moved to Florida. Like, what did you expect?

Right. So I thought that, yes, when they picked up the show, it was like we're leaning in 100%. And then the first sign of struggle, you're out. It's, yeah, it's very, um, lame. Weak. Lame. Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our next story?

Mm-hmm. A little Olympics news. Olympian Sterlahom, Lay, Gra. holds back tears as he admits to an affair in live television interview after his medal win. So a Norwegian biathlet won the bronze medal at the Winter Olympics, but he admitted to fumbling a gold medal woman during an emotional interview after his victory. He also fumbled a gold medal because bronze is not gold. Right, right.

So during his post-game interview, he became mournful and tearfully admitted to cheating on his romantic partner. He said, there is someone I wanted to share this with who might not be watching today. He said he met the love of his life six months prior And then three months ago made the biggest mistake of his life And was unfaithful All of this in an interview She's getting choked up Yeah, he said that he came out about his infidelity

About a week ago So it's like sort of dicey where things stand with his lady love Yeah, they're very much in like the figuring it out phase And he thought like this grand gesture might help I think it would help Well she said like no Please excuse me from this narrative By one in which I never asked to be a part of

Like I don't think she's enjoying like seriously being embarrassed on a world stage. Yeah, but I think this is him taking accountability on the world stage. Now, like... No, but now everyone knows, like, if they end up together that, like, he cheated on her. Okay, but, like, people have been through that. Look, a jelly roll and his wife. Did he cheat on her?

Yeah. How do you know that? That's a part of their story. Oh, okay. I think we were part on it, like, mere weeks ago. And it clearly stuck with you. And not with you. No, not at all.

The part of their story that stuck with me is a... What I'll say, though, of them? Yeah, like, I don't want to get into it. Okay. What I'll say about this, though, it's like they were dating for three months before he cheated on her. Like, that's really, really bad. Isn't it worse to cheat on someone you've been with for three years? No, I feel like by then you could be like, we were roommates.

Like, when you're in three months, it's like the honey, like, what? In three months, it's like, well, I didn't know if we were like still exclusive or. I guess. I just feel like this relationship is a wash and we should just start over. There's only three months of your life. I just want to say, like, looking on the bright side, even though I think cheating after three months, like you stand no chance of being in a. lying for half of it because it was a six-month relationship he cheated three months in and it just

came to a head. Yeah. No, it's bad. This feels like your toasters. This is also kind of like love balmy to then make this grand gesture. On the other hand, like I do feel like he's taking accountability in the biggest way he possibly can, like by owning autism mistakes on the world's largest stage. I just know that interviewer felt so weird. Like, so awkward. I didn't know where the conversation was going. Yeah. And it's not like they're this famous couple. Like nobody knows her. nobody knows him. It's just really awkward. I feel awkward for everyone,

but like mostly the girl who was, I don't know who was a man or a woman, like interviewing the athlete. Oh, I feel bad for like the person who got cheated on. Of course. Then embarrassed. Embarrassed. Maybe he had to tell her family,

but not all her friends. She was just like it didn't work out. Yeah. And they're like, oh. Slava. Stirlome. Lagride. Oh, he cheated on her.

Stirlome. Crazy. What a weirdo. I didn't. not. I think there are people who might have found this like grand gesture romantic ick for me. Like, yucky. I don't know. You know what? I need to know about sterless past. And I just want to say, it might have given me less of an ick if you won gold. For sure. And we don't talk enough about how like, I don't think he could have won gold with all

of this on his mind, though. I don't think we talk enough about. And this is someone, you know, coming from someone who's quite literally never won any sort of athletic challenge in her entire life. It is really weird the Olympics, like, you get an award for losing because in any other sport, like you come in second, it's called being a loser. Whereas, you know, you're coming in third and you get a medal. It's really crazy. Yeah. No, I mean, third best in the world.

Yeah. Pretty good. For all we know, like, I could be eighth best, you know? I just need Sterla. Like, I need to know more about Sterla. Does he have, like, what's his dating history, cheating history? Like, maybe he... Is this a pattern?

Did he make, like, did he seriously make a mistake? And, like, this lady is the love of his life. And, like, he's going to do it. everything to win her back. Right. Like you need all this information. I need no more. Like I want no part of this. I feel deeply uncomfortable. I'm sorry that that happened and wishing you all the best. I'm team Sterla. I'm team USA. I'm team Utah. I'm team I'm team Ilya. Yeah. I'm team you to Jake. Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting biz music news for Britney Spears. She is telling. Okay. Wait, just really quickly. Do we not have Nancy got three updates?

Oh, you know, oh, sorry. I meant to choose the nest, the doorbell. And then they also took someone into custody last night. And the guy this morning did an interview being like, I have no idea who these people are. They brought me in. They didn't even ask me questions and then let me go. It's giving like performance.

Well, apparently he was in some way tied to the Bitcoin address that was in the ransom. So he's a delivery driver. He seemed like a really nice guy. It actually felt really bad for him. No, he didn't even know who Savannah Guthr was. He said he has much of the news. And he's like out here giving interviews. Like, I don't.

believe he is involved. It seems like this investigation is like up. They have nothing. And I feel. Or it's being purposely derailed because I did fall down a rabbit hole. Oh, please share anything remotely hopeful. So you know, Savannah Guthrie was the person to interview Virginia. I want to say her name is Virginia Wolf, but that's the book.

That's the old timey author. Yeah, but the Epstein victim who really blew the case. Sorry. Guffrey. Giffrey. Virginia. Virginia, okay, the Epstein victim who like really blew the case wide open. Now, if you're on Epstein talk, which I unfortunately am, it was kind of this breakthrough interview. I think Savannah

maybe continued her correspondences with Virginia. Virginia has since passed, of course, very suspicious. And perhaps this has something to do with that. Now, if you're in on the Epstein files, like, of course, this has Epstein written all over it. Yeah. If you're not in the Epstein files, you sound like a crazy conspiracy there. It's like everything is Epstein. Everything is Epstein. What they were doing was worse than you even think it was. It could have possibly imagined. And when you hear things about what's in the Epstein files, you're like, well, you're obviously all crazy conspiracy theorists. It's not.

No, it's not. So this could be Epstein coded. And I just want to say, if I go missing, anything happens to me, I have no plans to take my own life. I'm happy. I'm healthy. And I'm not suffering from any sort of mental illnesses. So they just think her association to Virginia, like, makes her target for these people. Maybe she knows something. Maybe she was actively working on her. report. She is like an investigative journalist. Yeah. So that's what the Epstein talk people think. Oh, so it's like

back to Epstein. Well, because this is giving just like gross incompetence. You're arresting some rando. Yeah, but nothing. The thing you release to the public is two men or a man in a ski mask? Yeah. And so they did release surveillance footage, which I was saying like, since they had it and I was like, oh, maybe they know something and they don't want to share how much they know.

But now they're like pleading to the public if you know anything about this. This masked individual. Like, we literally have eyebrows to go off of. Yeah. And the delivery driver had totally different eyebrows. Yeah. Yeah, it's giving they have nothing. It's not a lot. And Savannah's Instagram just like keeps like,

I thought there was like, so the FBI is involved like the local police. So you would think that like there's a lot going on. Now I'm of the mind that like they know nothing. I thought there was a moment where it was like on the press of this. Being kept close to the best. The video that she made like we would like to celebrate her. It felt like they knew something.

I don't know. And Joey Kamasas said it says to ask, where the hell is Nancy? Yeah. Where the hell is Nancy? It's not funny anymore. It was never funny. It was never funny.

But like vanish without a trace. So freaky. Yeah. And every major law enforcement is on this, the whole country. I was watching the Olympics and they stopped the Olympics broadcast with an NBC breaking news alert. And what was the alert? And I was like, oh my God. They found Nancy.

Because it said Nancy got three. So I knew they were about to say that. Man has been taken into custody. And we have the ring footage. Like it was like that was it. And it was nothing. Nothing. That's not good.

Brittany Spears. Yeah, sorry, back. Back, yeah. No, no, I'm glad that you brought it up, though, because I meant to discuss it because yesterday was the most news we've had in a few days. Brittany Spears has sold her music rights to primary waves. So Britney Spears has sold off some of her rights tied to her catalog of music to company primary wave. Sources confirmed to the Hollywood reporter.

With the deal, she sells off a stake in one of the most iconic catalogs in modern pop music. Currently unknown is how much they spent on the rights, though TMZ, first reported news of the sale suggested it was comparable to Justin Bieber's $200 million sale in 2023. I'm really relieved. I know people worry about Brittany and like a lot of different aspects. I worry about her financially. This is a person who was really like run dry by the people in her life, like lawyers,

her father, her family, like everyone, the conservatorship was just like a scam for people to take her money. And it's my belief that while she was freed from her conservatorship, she had like very little money. And I think the book that her book deal was like a huge thing, like helped her live for a little bit, but I think she lives like a big lifestyle. So I worry about her financially, amongst other things. So I do think $200 million is desperately needed. And I'm glad for that. Although I hope this isn't a decision that she would come to regret because I don't believe she's in like a very sound

state of mind. I don't think she would come to Reddit as long as they paid top dollar. And if she got around $200 million, I just hope that she has some sort of like advisor or business manager. So she's not just like spending it on crystals or whatever. Like Hollywood people do in their money. on and that it will be like spent wisely on rent um and i think this is also great for the culture because i don't think she'll be doing much in the way of like new music putting out anything like using her old music but now like we could get a brenny spares movie we could like they could be in commercials like yeah it'll just be back in the zeitkeye so i think it's like a win for everyone and hopefully like they use her music well and she uses the money well she need money we need music

but for me this might be like a crazy question Do you think her music is worth more or less than just a mevers? I think more. Yeah, actually. Yeah. But she didn't sell her whole steak. So what? She sold like a portion of it or like just some of the music?

Yeah, like a couple songs or like 50% of each song. Right, right. I feel like it's 50% of each song. Great. So that hopefully they can like, yeah, put it in commercials and movies and she can continue to have passive income. Like I think she doesn't have a lot of revenue streams. No.

So if there's someone out here owning half of her music, music and putting it on random commercials in China and she gets a mailbox money, I think that's great. Yeah, in addition to 200 mil. Oh, in addition to a lump sum. Always take the lump sum. But there needs to be an advisor. Yeah, there needs to be systems in place so that she doesn't end up where she was last time. Because when you are like in a vulnerable mental state, like people in Hollywood, like they circle like vultures. Yeah. Plus she likes to, you know, gone vacation. She lives well that Britney Spears, that Britney S. Pierce. Today's episode of the is brought to you by Unreal. I have been loving Unreal for so many years in my household and now

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Ansel Elgord is a new proper. I forgot about Ansel Al Gore. Right. But he's been as we should, you know. Coming a father. So Ansel Elford. With you? With the ballerner.

No, no. The ballerina came across my TikTok quite recently. She like tours all over the world with like this fancy Russian troops. She's Russian. And she's like a serious ballerina. Like the type of ballerina they made center stage about, you know. Violetta, right? What did I call her?

No, no. I was just trying to recall her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gorgeous, gorgeous girl. Yeah. I don't believe that they're still together. Can we just double check that? She sort of left with a whisper.

Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you if your long-term boyfriend was accused of what? He was accused of, for sure. But it was with a whisper, not with a bang. Well, let's see. Who's the mother of this child? Oh, I guess we don't know, but he took to. It's not Violetta.

It's not just closed. But I'm fairly certain that they're not together. Okay. So he posted like a beautiful shot of him with a baby saying fatherhood is exhilarating, exhausting. It's everything and more. Can I see? The present feels more present and the future feels brighter.

He wakes up all night and yet I've never felt stronger during the day. He goes from crying. Such a dad thing to say. Totally. I'm up all night, but I'm so tough during the day. I mean, when I sleep through the night, you know. He goes from crying to laughing, expressing everything he feels and it's freed me to do the same. I wanted to keep it sacred just for us.

But now I want to share the story with you as it's the brightest, happiest thing I've ever experienced. I hope it brings you happiness too. So much love, Ansel. Well, that's great. just don't rape, you know? Like that, oh, that's great. That's great. Don't rape.

That's sort of my advice. And that's all good and well. Congrats. And I like what we've done as a society. Like, I feel the Me Too movement was a grossly performative movement where no real change in Hollywood was enacted. It was just a way for celebrities to feel good about themselves. I mean, there's still like so many predators in place and it's really not a safe place for young women. But the Me Too movement ate down with Ansel Elgort,

although I don't feel like that was like the institutional Hollywood. It was the internet. Yeah. It was the audience because he was still in West Side Story. Right after. But then no one went to see it. And then it was like, oh, maybe we can't keep putting Ansel in our movies because no one will see them. Yeah, rapists don't make good actors.

Actually. The audience has spoken. Yeah, loved that. Like the community ate down with that. I literally forgot about him. No, same. But people were so shocked that he reappeared yesterday as a father. Yeah.

Mazel Tov. Simitov. And mazzletove. Moving on. Moving on to our fifth and final story. Oh, it actually shouldn't have been fifth and final. Obviously didn't org the stories this morning.

Tom Brady grabbed a fistful of licks. So is she. At Super Bowl licks. I just want to say it wasn't a fistful. Like, there are ways to grab asses. Okay. Tom Brady graze the licks. I want to say the word is a caress. Like, because it was interesting.

Tom Brady caress the licks at Super Bowl licks. Love that. It was a big. of a crescent. It was like, it was honestly so middle school. Like when it's like, really, middle schoolers are not that smooth. I thought it was very smooth. I was supposed to like put my hand on your waist. Oops. I touch your moody. Yeah. He did the yawn. Yeah. No, he, um, and shout out to the person who was standing within six inches of them and didn't give a fuck. Right. Like literally phone up, not even trying to be sly. Um, so these two are obviously like, this isn't the second time they've

seen each other. They've definitely hung out between in between New Year's and Super Bowl. Yeah. I just, I really, I was so, it's so shocking. It's so great for Alex Earl. Like I can't, I couldn't think higher of her if I wanted to, you know? Like, every time I set a goal for her, she just outgoals me. The way this makes me think so, like, gross of Tom Brady. Like, he has kids close and age to Alex Earl. It's just so funny how the mind works, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you had told me. about the tush grab. And then you saw it and what sort of feelings came to mind? It was definitely intimate and it's definitely real. Yes. You know.

Now this was also at like an unofficial Super Bowl party. Like it was a private event. It wasn't a branded event. So they were just like really kind of behind closed doors, like feeling safe. They didn't know there was like a paparazzo right behind them. I just can't believe like he's going forward with this despite like the reaction.

Which was overwhelmingly negative for him. Which was why I said to Olivia like maybe he really likes her so much that he doesn't care what people think because like it's not going to stop him from following his heart. I feel like that could definitely be the case because what's not to like? She's amazing. I love her. I have a crush on her.

Like she's so everything. And as Olivia said, like they're both goats in their field. Right. They have a lot in common with just being the greatest. The greatest athletes of Turdlandia. Yeah, gold winning Olympic athletes representing the land of Turtlandia. I honestly just couldn't believe what I was seeing when I saw the Tertlanda. Yeah.

She's so little. He's so big. It's really a dream. It's what a smut novel is made up, you know? Yeah. It's been a while since we've had such a shocking couple. Yeah, who comes to mind? Like Taylor and Travis.

Oh, yeah. When you see it, it's like, no. Like, Pete and Kim. Yeah, like, you hear about it, but then you see it. And I'm like, that can't be. But it is. And I'm still in that phase of that can't be. Yeah.

No, I've sort of settled a little bit. Like, I understand what Alex is doing better than Alex does. You know, like this is obviously not the great love of her life. they will not be having children together. He's merely a stepping stone for her. Well, now that you've said that, they will. Yeah, because I'm like, Loki, a terrible predictor. Same.

Yeah, but that's because I'm just a girl, you know? Yeah. People who are obsessed with like, I predicted that. Like, okay. Like, okay, good for you. The internet is obsessed with, like, predictability culture. I predicted that, like, this was going to happen. It's like, well, yeah, obviously.

Like, it's also, like, so obvious what they predicted. Yeah, but, yeah, they'll be like, I called it that so and so was pregnant. They've been married for, like, a number of years. and have expressed a desire to have children. Right. Okay. Yeah. And what did you get for that?

I'm just like obsess. Okay. Look, I feel like I'm the antidote to predictable culture. Like, I got it wrong. Your prediction. Yeah. Yeah. Although I did predict.

You're predicting Kelsey Ballerini is going to have a baby this year. Oh. It's not going to. Did I say that? You did. We didn't talk about how they broke up. They broke up and clearly. Because they broke up like it was News Monday, but Olivia was here and I wasn't going to do that to her.

And also. they broke up like in a matter of 12 hours. Sunday she was at the Grammys on the red carpet like talking about her renaissance with Chase and being like, you know, I just believe in love and whatever. Like I know this is messy. We're keeping it off the internet. Like I'm sorry. You know, I was like, okay. That night

she's with Madeline Klein. They're posting pictures. Her and Madeline Klein both unfollow him that night and then that Monday morning it's reported. Like it literally happened. What do you think happened? I have no fucking. Maybe her and Madeline like compared notes of an overlap. maybe like Madeline had some information that Kelsey didn't know about. Or maybe he reached out to Madeline in like a sexy type of way. And of course, Madeline being the girl's girl that she is.

No, or like Madeline saw him with another girl on set and was like, oh, I thought you guys were broken up, but it was this day. And she was like, wait, no, we were together that day. He was telling me this sat and this. I like that. Yeah, 100% it's that. So I take back my prediction that Kelsey Valerie is going to have a baby this year. My bad.

No, but I did correctly, remember we just made that video of things I predicted. Oh, Tom and Alex Earle. Oh. So I am right when it counts. Okay. Yeah, the big one. Yeah. But also it's only February.

Because the other lady still could have a baby, not have a baby, sorry, pregnant. Okay. I'm taking that one back. Yeah. That was sort of contingent on her and Chase working it out. And like, I don't want to speculate for her. Yeah, it's an annoying thing to say, I'm sorry, I take it back. Yeah.

That's weird that we said that in 2026. Like, I would think we're so evolved. I'm not. Hey, I'm not. I am not evolved past like certain things, you know? No, but you are. Like I wish, yeah. I'm toxic.

Like I want Taylor and Travis to have a baby. Taylor, I think that's something she wants for her life. I'm not putting pressure on her. I just think it's something she wants. Yeah. Yeah. But I think we put a little pressure on Kelsey. And I don't even know why I said that.

Like, sometimes I just say stuff you guys, like mariachi, you know? And I said I would never say that word again. So starting now. You can say mariachi all you want. Just don't say that Lady Gaga did mariachi. Yeah. But you could do mariachi. And I just want to say, like, I know that mariachi is exclusively Mexican.

And I was like, it was like a Latin performance. And people think, oh, the only thing like Mexican people are Latin. Like, no, I'm not fucking stupid. Like, I just said the wrong word. It happens all the time. It's not that deep. I've been saying that we're precarious, like, a lot. You've been saying precocious when you mean precarious.

Yes, thank you. See, again, you did it again. But it is quite precocious, you know? Precarius. But it's also precocious. Well, it depends what we're talking about. And I feel as though when we're speaking of it, it's an extremely precarious nature.

Well, that means we're like, very erudite in the manner in which we're speaking. We're being erudite. I couldn't have said it better myself. Title. What does erudite mean? We're gocious. And let me say, this is how we spell erudite.

This is how I think you spell aerudite. Having or showing great knowledge or learning. Just tell me what it starts with. E or A? E. Okay. E you. No.

Oh, fuck. E. Mm-hmm. I. No. Why? No. E?

No. Oh? No. R? Erudite. You? You. You.

E-R-U. D-I-T? Yeah. Oh. Aerudite. And precocious. Oh, I know how to spell precocious. P-R-E.

No, I was going to give you the meaning. C-A-U-T-I-O-U-U-S. Was that right? Sorry, I wasn't listening. P-R-E, C-A-U-T-I-O-U-S. No. Precautious? No.

That's precautious. Is that a different word? If it's a word, P-R-E-C-O-C-I-U-S. Precocious. Wait. It's having to do with a child. C-O-C-O-U-S. That's wrong.

It's having to do with a child like being indicative of early development, certain abilities earlier, the age than usual. Advanced child. I really actually feel like I don't need to know a problem. what precocious means because to me it means precocious you know yeah i love did you ever um have a spelling bee i don't think so just in like my dreams you know yeah i had a spelling bee once and the way i remember what word i got out on warranty no i hate the word so much because of it like don't ever use it um benevolent you don't feel benevolence towards the word b-e-n-e-n-e-v-o-l-e-n-ttete bea-l-n-n-tete bea-o-v-v-v-be-nevolent

been at volent Yeah I think I did like Volent V-A You know It was so fucking It's fine That wasn't your destiny

Was to be a spelling B champion Certainly not But I did watch a lot Of Akela in the B growing up So I like I understood the importance Of knowing how to spell

Yeah I'm not an amazing speller You don't need to be Not in this day and age With technology Right like the same way That you don't need to be like Amazing at math

Because everyone is a calculator Yeah You don't need to be a good speller There's auto check What's called? Yeah You just have to be like still a good talker.

You'd be a good person. A good thinker. Not even. You just have to be a good person. That's so hard for these bitches. I'm fucking telling me. Not us? No, we're the good gals.

I love that. Thanks so much, you guys. What a great show. I've had an amazing time being here with you all today. Thank you so much for this. I need so much. Love you.

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