The Toast - The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025
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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.
That's right.
It's hump day.
It is the day of the hump.
This day, this week is just crawling by.
Don't you find on toast tunes, we definitely need like a hump day song.
Like don't forget to hump someone you love.
Like it's kind of like a dance beat.
Don't forget to hump someone you love.
Don't forget to don't forget to don't forget to don't forget to hump someone you love. Don't forget to, don't forget to hump someone you love.
You know, then we'll work on it,
but just add it to the list.
I mean, add it to the list of toast tunes.
Do we even want to go there?
Because then we'll be sat doing this for 30 minutes
and we don't have studio time booked
and I'll be feeling inspired.
No.
But that, Claudia, I think I should add it-
Ever since the fucking good guys,
we haven't even talked about this.
I think I should add it to my manifest list of goals.
It's really my goal list.
It's not manifest.
It's projects we need to tackle
and just stop talking about.
Making it goals, okay?
We need to release some music.
Now the fact that the fucking good guys
went ahead and wrote, recorded,
and released a song already for their podcast.
If you guys haven't listened to like the 2025 episodes
of the good guys podcast.
They after that, we love you for that.
At the end of last year, Josh had written
and like recorded this jingle and it's so good.
Like basically intro all their episodes.
Two Jews, both big and tall,
no subject too small for the good guys.
A mother's dream premium podcast team,
make it your weekly routine, it's the good guys.
And if you don't give us five stars,
what are you nuts?
What are you nuts?
Yeah, we're the good guys, no, not the great guys.
We're just the good, good, good, good guys. We're just the good, good, good guys.
Whoa.
Hey guys, welcome back to good guys.
I'm so jealous.
I literally texted Josh.
I'm like, when is it an appropriate amount of time
for me to wait for you to ask,
for me to ask to write one for us?
Like, I want one.
Well, the good news is for Toast Tunes,
this is two separate conversations.
Like we need a theme song and a jingle
that plays at the beginning of every episode.
It's crazy how we just raw dog these episodes
where other people are like have elevator music.
It's really welcoming you into the show.
You know that Joe Rogan one?
The Joe Rogan one.
The Joe Rogan one.
It's a Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan all night.
Yeah, and then Theo Bon has like a song.
It's so good.
Where are people getting these songs?
Even if you don't have an original song,
like everyone has some lovely royalty-free music
that plays between the ad breaks
and the beginning of the show, just like a little buffer.
And we raw dog it.
People have a whole week to release their episodes.
We have literally three hours to get this shit up.
If we just had a clip, you could just like,
we, you know, not gonna put us on the spot with it.
Don't touch it.
Just like we clip in GMM.
We prerecorded Good Morning Millennials a while ago.
It hasn't been live in a while.
It's two seconds to put it in if we had a little music.
But by the way, that's a separate project just to say,
to have music for our show.
Toast Tunes would be an album
that would encompass a lot of the songs,
the original songs that we write live here on the show.
And it would also be great for you to listen to
with your children.
Wait, I have such a good idea.
We need to-
It would also be like a comedy album
so we could get nominated for a Grammy.
The thing that I think is more important
and that like actually is feasible
is getting a jingle made for the podcast.
I have an idea.
I have an idea, we should have a contest
because like if we could do it, we would have.
Like we can't.
So I feel like we have a lot of like musically inclined
toasters and the thing I like about the good guys ones
is like not only is it musically very catchy and stuff,
but it has like jokes from their podcasts.
Like what are you nuts?
And like, I just need someone to do that for us.
So like, seriously, if you want to make a video,
post it on like TikTok or Reels tag Jackie or I,
if we, if it's, if someone makes a good one,
I will pay you $5,000 for it.
That's what I would pay for like.
By the way, you don't have to post,
some people don't want to post something on TikTok or Reels.
Like you can email it to us too.
And also-
Jackie, Jackie, part of this campaign
and how I can justify the $5,000 is the press
we would get like from the engagement.
I'm sorry, the engagement,
people do this all the time on social media.
I saw, you know, James Charles did something like it.
Like we, I'm sorry, you have to put it on social media
if you want to be-
But the person who might be best for the job
might be a private person who like isn't posting.
So you could also submit via email.
You can post a private voice memo.
You can make a private voice memo. You can make a private voice memo.
And just-
They can't submit via email.
No Jackie, it has to be a social media campaign.
I'm telling you.
And then everyone gets to get involved and it's really fun.
I've seen it go like really,
like very viral for certain people.
Like James Charles for like his company had like,
I forget what it was.
People do it all the time.
It's actually really smart.
So if you are musically inclined
and you want to write like a 30 to 60 second jingle
for the toast to be.
Our theme song.
Our theme song for the beginning of the show.
You can record a video of yourself like playing it
on the guitar or the piano.
We will have it produced and everything,
but we just are looking for somebody whose song
we can purchase from you.
You will win $5,000.
We will have it produced.
Of course, we'll get the studio.
Oh, okay. That part's easy.
Okay.
It's actually having like the song written. Once we have the song, like I could get us in the studio by tomorrow, of course. We'll get in the studio. That part's easy. Okay. It's actually having like the song written.
Once we have the song,
like I can get us in the studio by tomorrow, Jax.
Like, do you know the influence I have
in the music community?
We're in a studio.
Yeah, but I mean like a music studio.
No, but that's why I'm saying if someone like emailed
an audio track that was like ready to go.
No, but it can't be ready to go.
It has to be our voices.
Does it?
Yeah, of course.
No, no.
Okay, Jackie, you're like so making this more confusing
than it needs to be.
Post it.
But what if someone's shy?
You're not thinking about the introverts,
the introverted music producers.
Well, I'm sorry, the introverted one's not for you, okay?
Wow.
The introverted music producers.
Okay.
You're not being inclusive.
I'm sorry.
I'm not, okay?
Yeah, thank you.
I'm not.
You're centering yourself
and only thinking of yourself type of person.
Yes, correct.
So if you want to get involved,
you can post on TikTok or Reels.
You just have to tag.
Oh, thanks for throwing Reels in.
Yeah, I want to be inclusive.
Tag the toast, tag Jackie or I so we can see it.
Should we have a hashtag so we can like
sort of find all the places?
Hashtag toast tunes challenge.
No, too long and toast tunes is a separate project.
Toast theme song.
Okay, hashtag toast theme song.
And by the way, I will pass away if nobody submits.
Well, that's what's gonna happen, isn't it?
Because yeah, that's what's gonna happen.
I will die not maybe like James Charles did it.
Yeah, like he has like 10 million followers.
Seriously, just to save like my reputation,
somebody please.
It's also like a tall task.
This could take this person a bit of time.
And they also have to get camera ready.
So let's give it a few days.
And what had you said,
let's go back to the cash prize.
Yeah, the cash prize.
Well, we would have to pay someone
to write a song for us anyways.
I'd rather like give it to a toaster.
So if you write a song that's good enough
for us to choose.
The winning song wins $5,000.
That $5,000 also comes with the contract
where like we own the song.
We're buying it from you, but yeah, it's a prize.
And it's also a fee like for your work.
Yeah.
$5,000.
I think that's like a fair price.
I think that's a really good price.
Yeah.
That's fun.
And so if you're an introvert,
but maybe $5,000 extroverts you,
like that's perhaps the motivation you can do.
Okay, but like say you're an introvert
and you never really posted on your social media
and your friends and family follow you.
And all of a sudden, like you post a video.
Make a new account.
Of yourself.
Oh, you can make a new account,
but you post a video, like sing this song.
I'm sorry, it's $5,000.
You have to work a little hard for it.
And what if you don't win? Well, you can always delete the video like singing this song. Like Jackie, I'm sorry, it's $5,000. You have to work a little hard for it. And what if you don't win?
Well, you can always delete the video, don't worry.
I'm thinking of you guys out there,
if you're introverted, just know I tried.
Just know this one's not for you.
Hashtag toast theme song, tag the toast,
tag Jackie Rye, it doesn't need to be fully produced.
I mean, if you wanna like make a fancy video to stand out,
of course, you know, do you, but it's time.
Like I'm so jealous of the good guys.
Their song is so good.
It is really good.
And you know, it would be nice to really segue people
into the show, get them in the mood for a little toast.
And just in terms of like, you know,
if you're looking for a little bit of inspo,
it definitely needs to be like an upbeat,
like kind of dance tune. I would say Chef be like an upbeat, like kind of dance tune.
I would say chef's choice.
Yeah, okay, you're right.
You guys know us.
Extroverts choice.
Extroverts choice, even though I think that this is,
I feel like music producers are very introverted,
you know, like Matthew Koma.
The thing is, it's like literally not my problem.
Do you know what I mean?
No, no, I know it's not.
I'm just saying at the end of the day,
we want the best song, right?
Best song wins.
We do, we do.
Best song wins.
So, you know,
raise your voice.
Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
Yeah.
And just please submit anything.
Please.
So the hashtag is toast theme song.
Just something.
I am going, you know what I'm going to do?
I am preemptively,
going to follow the hashtag.
Pathetically, going to follow the hashtag on Instagram.
And by the way, when we post on Instagram today,
we have to just use the hashtag just so it's not empty.
I'll be using the hashtag on everything.
I'm gonna put it on all my old videos.
Oh my God, I'm fucking crying.
That's funny. No results found for Toast theme song right now, which is fucking crying. That's funny.
No results found for toast theme song right now, which is good.
It will be ours.
It's ours.
Unfortunately.
For better or for worse.
Oh my God, funny.
Okay, I'm excited about that.
Hashtag toast theme song.
A little social media challenge.
Just kick off the hump day.
Who am I, Ben?
What's next, a giveaway?
Oh, maybe. That's it. Okay, I have to tell you the funniest thing. Who am I Ben? What's next, a giveaway? Oh, maybe.
That's him.
Okay, I have to tell you the funniest thing.
Do my hair look amazing?
I got a blow out yesterday.
Yes, yes.
So I just sort of treated myself to an in-home blowout
with my hairstylist who I haven't seen in months.
Like I literally, I do my own hair
and like I just don't go anywhere.
So I haven't seen him in so long.
And he comes in and he's like Latin.
So I'm gonna do an accent and it's just,
it's important cause it's like a funny thing.
Like I'm doing the accent for the story.
Okay.
Just don't be offended.
He's giving me such weird looks.
He's like looking at my body and I'm like, excuse me?
He's like, girl, you get implants?
I'm like, excuse me?
No, I'm pregnant.
He was like, what?
He had no idea.
How do you have no idea? I don't know. I'm like, are you I'm pregnant. He was like, what? He had no idea. I guess-
How did he have no idea?
I don't know.
I'm like, are you not following me on Instagram?
I haven't seen him in so long, but like still,
he was like, you have implants?
And I'm like, no.
But I guess that's like kind of a good thing like that.
Like my body's changed so much.
I haven't seen you since, you know, probably my snatchest
and you, your major takeaway was that I got implants.
Right, cause like if it was waking,
he would have said so. he would have been like,
girl, you've been waiting?
Of course, he would have, I know.
Because I've been with him like-
He wouldn't have said, girl, you pregnant.
Yeah, literally.
I just about died.
And like, I was wearing like a particularly
unsupportive bra, like I was in my pajamas.
So I was looking like a little crazy.
I guess I could see how he thought that.
Yeah.
But I guess that's like, Ben was like,
you should take that as a compliment. Like someone who hasn't seen you But I guess that's like, Ben was like,
you should take that as a compliment.
Like someone who hasn't seen you in months,
that's what they think.
Yeah. Pop off.
Really pop off.
Yeah.
With your implants.
You got implants?
I'm like, yeah.
That's what I'll start telling people.
Or just the truth, which is a beautiful, wonderful thing.
Oh yeah, right, right.
I don't know why I'm acting like I have something to hide.
Right. Well, I thing. Oh yeah, right, right. I don't know why I'm acting like I have something to hide. Right.
Well, I am, you know,
I don't want to set a bad example for other teenagers
because teenage pregnancy can be really, really hard.
It can be.
But I'm getting through it.
Yeah, it could be a beautiful thing.
Of course, of course, but it's not, you know,
always the best path for everyone.
Yeah.
And that's what me and my other teen moms believe.
Coo, coo, coo, coo.
What's it with you?
Not too much.
We actually have such good stories today
that I don't want to hasten us,
but they're really good.
Let's fuck shit up, let's do it.
No, no, no, I feel like we need like another moment
and also let everyone know we have great stories
and then Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap today.
Such a good episode.
Which was such a good episode.
I have so many thoughts.
So do I.
And it's like the thing with this season
and these women is like,
I can't get comfortable in my like stanhood or my hatred
because you know, the second I start disliking someone
like Sutton, she like goes and like speaks the truth.
The thing is when she speaks the truth
on like someone you dislike, you're into Sutton.
But then sometimes she gets like a little full of herself emboldened if you will. And she speaks the truth on like someone you dislike, you're into Sutton. But then sometimes she gets like a little full of herself
emboldened if you will.
And she speaks the truth on like other things.
And it's like, stop.
No, and it's like, why are you, even though it's the truth,
it's like, why do we need to say that?
Why is that necessary?
You're hurting someone.
Yeah, right, right.
And same like with Garcelle,
who has really just been on my non-families list
with Dorita on my faves, cause they like seriously, they're not even beefing.
They just dislike each other.
They don't even see each other.
Right.
But she was given some factual opinions
and holding like Kyle to account.
And I appreciated that.
So it was very interesting episode.
We'll get into it.
Yeah, Kyle has like kind of no one in this group.
So she's like sort of latched herself onto Garcelle and Sutton.
No, and it's like, you can feel how weird it is
because like back in the day, they were the two outcasts.
Like Kyle was the head of the group with all her friends.
And now she's, the friends have gone or they've left her.
And now she's like, hey guys, hey best friends.
What are we doing today?
Yeah, should we go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Like seeing the three of them together,
not once, but twice, tennis and then Chuck E. Cheese.
I was like, what is this crew?
And then I realized like the only person Kyle really has
sort of on her side is Sutton.
And Sutton is still not even afraid to like call her out,
which I really appreciated.
Yeah.
We'll get into the recap after the stories,
which I'm shocked to hear you say are good.
I feel like with the fires and everything,
they've been kind of like, you know.
Yeah, people are otherwise preoccupied,
but no, some interesting stories today.
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Our first story, big news from across the pond.
Tommy Fury reveals the real reason why he split from Molly May.
So Tommy Fury has finally detailed the reasons why he and Beyonce Molly May split
in an emotional interview with Men's Health Carefully Timed days before Molly
May's much anticipated documentary is released, which is in two days.
But the countdown show Tommy became dependent on alcohol following a boxing injury
and admitted his mental health was in the pan.
Amid rumors that their breakup was a publicity stunt,
Tommy spoke candidly about his mental health battle
and insisted he has never cheated on Molly Mae,
calling rumors about other women complete and uller bullocks.
He said-
So who is this bitch?
Well, who is this bitch anyway,
but let's focus on the primary source.
He said, the reason why me and Molly broke up
was because I got addicted to alcohol
and I couldn't be the partner that I wanted to be anymore,
he confessed.
Like on the one hand, I feel like I'm right.
And on the other hand, I feel like,
did he hear what I said?
And then, yeah, by the way, because you literally said,
I gave him an out.
What if he's an alcoholic and he didn't cheat?
Like you literally said this.
No, what I said was, what if he's an alcoholic
and he only cheats when he's blackout.
And so if he could swear to Molly
and never have a drop of alcohol again,
could she take him back?
Yeah, but he said that he didn't cheat.
So you're half right.
Right, right, right.
Anyways, he said, it kills me to say it, but it's true.
I couldn't, I loved a pint of beer, I love to drink.
And it is what it is.
People go through different things in life
and we all have our crosses to bear.
I've got mine to bear.
So basically 2023, he said was the best year of his life.
His daughter was born.
He won two multimillion pound boxing matches.
And then in 2024, he was injured.
He like broke all the ligaments in his hand
and he couldn't fight anymore.
So he was replacing the adrenaline and anorphins
he used to get from matches and practices with alcohol and was just
drinking, drinking, drinking, going on bender weekends, Budapest, Miss Hungry's there,
just a bad scene. Yeah. Well, the fact that Tommy and Molly were spotted together somewhat
recently makes me think that like this is an approved podcast like Molly and him are working together
on some sort of strategy with her upcoming documentary.
Like this is Molly approved, right?
Yes, so what I'm seeing is that
the documentary previous episodes
will show some of their reconciliation
and probably talk about what happened between them.
So he's just like saying it first
and then we'll probably see some of the aftermath
in the documentary.
And now they are currently filming episodes for the spring episodes that come out of them
being back together and going on dates and working through it.
So I think it makes sense that like Tommy got to share his truth on his own, like in
his own moment, because I doubt like he would just want, I'm sure they're, they are communicating
about these things, but like for her to be like, well, Tommy's an alcoholic.
That's not really something you out someone about.
Yeah, no, they have to like say it publicly
on their own terms.
That's a good way of looking at it.
I have two questions.
One, I had not heard any rumors
that like this breakup was a publicity stunt.
Is that like a UK tabloid thing?
I didn't even hear that.
Well, if they're getting back together,
then it makes you question.
Not me, sorry, sorry.
It makes other people question, not I, because-
It doesn't make me question at all.
I think them breaking up and like breaking the hearts
of the entire world was so hard for them.
The only thing I don't understand is like,
their breakup seemed to be extremely immediate.
Like together one day, done the next.
That means like something happened
because if it's a slow roll,
they could have been living separately before we knew
and then they announced,
but we're literally seeing him packing his bags
and move out.
Yeah, pulling out of the G-Wagon, yeah.
So maybe all of the drinking led
to an unforgivable incident.
Maybe it wasn't cheating, but maybe it was something else.
But I do think it reached a peak
because the way their breakup rolled out was like,
oh wow, something, this was like a switch that was flipped.
I have to bring up that awful podcast woman who,
you know, a lot of people had assumed
that he had cheated on Molly Mae with absolutely no proof,
but like, why else would these two break up?
And then this girl, you know, went viral.
She went on a podcast and she said that in Dubai,
she was one of like four girls.
Tommy had sex with that night
and she was like so proud of it.
She's like become like an influencer because of it.
She's one of the most like,
wretched looking people I've ever seen.
She's one of the most despicable people I've ever seen
like internally, I don't care what she looks like.
And I also saw another clip of her bragging
about how she's used to throw her dirty drawers,
her dirty undies on her stepfather
and then film his reaction.
And he lost his job because of it.
And she was really proud because she was getting a lot of followers.
So this is a morally bankrupt person.
I would not believe a word that this person says.
And I'm not going to like Tommy who's not,
you see, we know him as well as you could know any influencer.
He seems like he has more trust.
I'm not saying what about what she said.
I'm saying how do you let someone talk about you like that?
Like so untruthful without,
I don't know what the laws are in the UK,
but like there have to be certain laws
against just like saying whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah, but like, are you really gonna take your time
to go and sue this like deranged person?
I would.
I would.
Maybe.
Like that made the whole thing.
It got so big because of that clip.
Not for my POV, maybe for other people,
but really not for me.
I feel like it was just like, oh, these are the whispers.
And there was that night in Dubai.
And there was that night with like,
Rafe and Chris Brown.
Right, there was that night in Dubai.
There was like that weird video.
Right.
Yeah, and the video at the table.
So we just sort of added that.
So it was like, why wouldn't we believe it?
But like, this isn't a person that I'm not,
I'm not going to take her word.
I'm just not.
No, I fucking hate this girl.
Every time I see a clip of her, like whether it's
that original clip that went viral or now she like does
podcasts talking about like how disgusting she is.
I have like a very physical reaction.
I fucking hate her.
I don't even know her name.
I don't want to know her name.
Me neither.
I just like know her face and her voice
and how she gloats about the absolute most abhorrent
behavior.
Yeah.
I feel like her name is Katie, but I'm not sure about that.
Yeah.
Anyways, I'm-
And let me say, Tommy Fury looked very good on that podcast.
Like really, he looked, you know, clear eyes, full hearts.
Looked mentally lucid.
He looked good.
Yeah. So two days are documentary jobs. So we'll start to get more answers. He looked, you know, clear eyes, full hearts, looked mentally lucid. He looks good.
Yeah. So two days are documentary jobs.
So we'll start to get more answers
and we'll see like Molly's perspective on it.
And I hope that they can rebuild it.
And just like I said, when I was speculating,
not speculating, I was giving a theory
as to how they could get back together.
Like I do think that if he can cut out drinking,
the behavior, the thing that makes him behave badly,
then can he go back to being the Tommy that she loves?
Yeah, because these are two people
who are meant for each other, right?
And we've been talking a lot about that,
like as it pertains like Paige and Craig,
I think what we're all realizing is like,
actually, maybe these two weren't right for each other
in the end, like it wasn't.
But with Molly and Tommy,
they actually are each other's persons and life gets in the way and people's flaws get in the way and you it wasn't, but with Molly and Tommy, they actually are each other's persons
and life gets in the way and people's flaws get in the way
and you have to work through it.
So I'm a champion of them working through it.
And it's actually very human of them
to be going through this.
I don't think it was a publicity stunt.
No, neither do I.
And I feel like even when we're sad about Paige and Craig,
like there's always that, you know, voice that's like,
well, who will they date next?
That will be fun. And you can see them with other people Craig, like there's always that voice that's like, well, who will they date next? That will be fun.
And you can see them with other people.
Like it was never like that for Molly,
as a fan of Molly, like I never was like,
Ooh, Molly get out.
Like it's just, they have a child together.
They all watch their love story.
I feel like so much of their story was a storybook romance
and it's easy to be in a thriving relationship
when things are going so well.
But this really has, even in 2023, like he said,
he was winning all those fights, a lot of money,
and then he's down and out.
And this, like, if you can get through something like this,
like you can get through life.
Yeah, because what they're getting through
isn't an issue in their relationship.
It's like a personal issue that he's having
that's like creating a blockade in their relationship.
Affecting their relationship.
I think he's like not home.
Yeah, but it's not like they can't communicate or they have infidelity. It's not like a blockade in their relationship. But it's not like they can't communicate
or they have infidelity.
It's not like a relationship issue.
It's like a person struggling.
And obviously then those struggles come between two people.
Yes, but if you can take out the alcohol.
Of course, if we work on Tommy,
it sounds like resolution is possible.
Yes.
I'm happy for these two.
Me as well.
And I was like, when I did not think he cheated,
like I was like happy to see them back together,
but I'm like, come on, you know,
like it's like, you never want to see that, you know,
you want to see the cheater lose.
And so even though you champion two people
getting back together and they're a family,
like it doesn't feel good to like get back together
with somebody after infidelity, like it's tough.
And it doesn't always work out.
Do you believe him when he says he never cheated on Molly?
Yeah, I mean, I do because it's pretty much
before he said that it was just like a truth.
Like we just like, so to undo a truth like that
and lie about it, it's hard and like a kind
of a fruitless endeavor.
I believe him too because he could have not brought it up.
And if the other person brought it up,
he could have been like,
listen, I've done things I regret when I was drinking
and I will always regret them till the day that I die.
Without-
But to say blanket, I've never cheated.
Like I kind of have to believe you.
And I don't know, like he's not,
we've not caught him in a lie before.
You know, once someone's a liar,
once you've seen them lie-
Oh, and by the way,
Molly will not lie on her documentary.
Like if he cheated, it will be in the documentary
and it will negate what he just said.
Right.
So yeah.
Yeah.
You look crazy.
I will believe someone unless I have seen them lie before.
You know?
And I guess like the only true evidence we have is that
like just awful girl and I'm not in a court of law.
She doesn't, it's, I'm throwing the evidence out.
She is not a reliable witness.
It's inadmissible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So two days.
Did you watch Shura number two yet?
No, not yet.
I'm just letting you know like your content plate
is holding up my life.
Sorry, let me write it down.
Cause I actually have been watching a bit of TV
and I'm not known what to watch. And your husband wants to watch Shira number two, like
I spoke to him about it. Did he watch it without you? No, no, no, no, no. But tonight should
be the night because Southern Charms not on tonight. You should watch it. And I'm surprised
it's like not getting any award season hype. I don't know if it's because it was like just
kind of released on Macs and like good. No. was good, no? Yeah, right, right, right, right.
Are you ready for our next story,
which is some movie drama?
Mm-hmm.
Justin Baldoni is demanding that Disney
hold onto documents to support his claims
Ryan Reynolds used Nice Pool to bully him.
So when I first saw this headline, I was so confused.
It wasn't English to me.
My brain felt like mush.
Nice Pool?
Like what the hell is Nice Pool. What the hell is nice pool?
What the fuck is nice pool?
So here-
Now that I understand it, I just want to say
never really been a Ryan Reynolds fan.
Currently, huge Ryan Reynolds fan.
Oh, that's not how I, I never,
I just am like so glad that I don't watch
these stupid movies.
Anyways, here's what nice pool is
because Justin Baldoni is seeking to gain communications
made about Ryan Reynolds' Nice Pool character
in an attempt to show it was used to bully him.
So in his movie Deadpool and Wolverine
that came out this summer,
apparently a character was created called Nice Pool,
and he's like a cringe male feminist.
And-
Who like has a podcast and long hair.
Yeah, and Baldoni and others think that this character
was made to like make fun of Justin Baldoni.
So his legal battle,
he's responding to Blake Lively's sexual harassment
and retaliation claims.
And they sent a litigation hold letter on January 7th
to Marvel Studios president and Disney CEO,
demanding they hold onto documents that mentioned Baldoni
for potential use in court.
According to the letter viewed by people,
they want any and all documents relating to the development
of the Nicepool character and communications relating
to the development and writing and filming of storylines
and scenes featuring Nicepool.
To support it.
The thing is they can ask for shit all they want.
Marvel is not being subpoenaed.
They do not have to hand over these documents.
And I have a hard time believing they're gonna give up
documents that if maybe make Ryan Reynolds look bad or guilty
when like they're one of,
Ryan Reynolds was one of his, their biggest stars.
Like he just did a huge Deadpool franchise.
Like him, this letter is like, I want this.
Yeah, well, I want a lot of things.
No, but like also say Ryan Reynolds
was ticked off by Justin Maldoni,
created a character that-
Not illegal.
Not illegal.
And he, the claim is that they're looking for documents
relating to or reflecting a deliberate attempt
to mock, harass, ridicule, intimidate, or bully Baldoni
through the character of Nice Pool.
Like, what?
It's called inspiration, first of all.
And second of all, so Justin Baldoni, you agree.
You're like a fake male, awkward, cringe feminist.
And also, so there's,
Nice Pool barely made the movie, by the way.
There's some deleted scenes of this person.
And one of them, he said how he's gonna monetize
the feminist movement for his podcast.
And then he also like compliment Lady Pool,
who is played by Blake Lively.
What is Pool?
Like, this is so stupid, okay?
What is this movie?
I'm not sure, like you're so asking.
Ask your husband.
So Lady Pool and Nicepool were talking,
just like Justin and Blake.
As two pools do.
As two pools do and Nicepool said to Ladypool,
like you look so good for just having a baby.
Ooh, okay, I just wanna say,
I don't think there's really any doubt
that Justin Baldoni was the inspiration
for this character, this scene, this dialogue.
Like it's in the documents and then it's on your screen.
And also it's in the documents and then it's on your screen. Like it's-
It's worth noting that the timing of the filming
of Deadpool Wolverine and It Ends With Us
are very concurrent.
Similar, yeah.
So like the movies came out at the same time,
which meant they were being filmed at the same time.
So if Ryan Reynolds added this,
it's because of things that happened in tandem
on It Ends With Us set.
So the timing is there.
Am I crazy or is Justin Baldoni sort of validating-
Outing himself.
Outing himself, like validating that,
maybe he did say that to Blake Lively.
And two, just that that's what the vibes were,
that they were contentious
and you were being a fake female.
I don't understand why this helps Justin Baldoni's case
because it's not illegal to use someone as inspiration.
So here's what, so there's two things.
There's the case and and then there's like
the court of public opinion,
which one could win one and lose the other,
but both are important,
and you could argue each one is equally more important
because this is their job is being in the public.
What Justin Baldoni needs to prove in court
and to the public is that Blake and Ryan
were setting out to launch a smear campaign against him
because of what happened on the set of It Ends With Us.
That is why he hired Crisis PR.
Defensively.
And started positioning himself as a good guy
as an attempt to thwart whatever was coming his way.
But because that never really happened,
it just looked like he was going after her.
An offensive attack.
Yeah, no, that's a good point.
So that's what he needs to prove.
And he's using Nice Pool as a way to show,
like they're making fun of me.
And this is one piece in the larger thing
that was set to destroy Justin Maldoni
that he worked preemptively against.
Understood.
Well, I don't really feel like anything I've seen
like from a legal standpoint,
like I don't think he has a strong case
because again, like even if there's a document, an email that says,
I am creating a character named Nice Pool
and I am going to base him off of this guy
who worked with my wife, not illegal.
So I don't think his legal case has really any merit,
but I do think that him filing these things and keep,
I do think he's chipping away at the good faith Blake had received
from her complaint.
And I do think he's successfully turned public opinion
around a little bit after,
cause it was always, you know, team Justin.
And then her complaint, which had a lot of screenshots,
a lot of evidence and a lot of really damning stuff in there
did wonders for her.
And honestly, it was crazy because people were just so
committed to disliking her that it was really compelling stuff that it ended up wonders for her. And honestly, it was crazy because people were just so committed to disliking her
that it was really compelling stuff that it ended up flipping for him.
And now he's with his complaints and his subpoenas and his suits.
And I do think it's actively, you know, he's making headway for himself.
I don't know where we landed in terms of public opinion.
I don't think we're split.
I think the public is.
More so leaning towards Justin.
Yes, but I also think we're headed towards
like a place of apathy and confusion.
Yeah.
And everyone just sort of being like, well, we don't know.
And at this point we really don't care.
Yeah, it's really a bit too messy.
It's hard to keep everything apart.
You can't keep reading all these lawsuits.
Like we're just...
Like sort of like your problem.
We have to go back to paying our bills and going to work.
Like it was fun for sure.
And we wish you all the best, but that's okay.
Yeah, but I guess the outcome is like, okay,
so what should come of this?
Like should either one of them be canceled?
Are they both safe to work with again for the industry?
And also just like for people,
cause the way I feel is like,
I'm gonna go back to consuming each of them
the same way I did before any of this,
which is that I don't really engage in his stuff
cause it's not for me.
And when Blake drops a Swirly film, I'm there.
Yeah, right.
And like, it's nice to see her with the Swirlies
at the Rhode Island compound,
which I don't know if you saw is getting an extension.
I did see. Hey, she needs one. This house is a little small.
A hundred percent. Taylor's house in Rhode Island. Like people found the permits. So
basically she's taking, it's actually crazy. Like the amount of things you know about people
who are famous. So her master bedroom, the master bedroom as it is now is becoming the
bathroom and closet and lounge area.
And then the extension, which is I think
an additional 500 square feet is becoming the actual bedroom
like where the bed is.
She's got a big husband.
Yeah, it's true.
Like she needs bigger furniture, bigger chairs.
She needs bigger everything.
And the guys that she used to date,
like Larry Wade less than her,
like skinny little British guys.
So all the furniture is definitely like antique
and Travis probably cracked a chair.
For sure. He's got like big protein shakes to put on a nightstand. Like he needs bigger furniture.
It's so true.
He needs more.
No, and you know he's just like aggressive. Like when he opens a drawer, he like pulls it really hard
and it comes off the hinges. Like she can't beat with this like little dainty sort of like, you know,
our antique tables that she finds in Paris. She needs restoration hardware.
She's tapping CB2 now for sure.
Not even like, what's the big and tall equivalent
of furniture stores?
Like restoration hardware, everything there's huge.
Honestly like Raymour and Flanagan,
it needs to be like good American made shit.
Lazy boy.
Yeah, plus-
And you know Travis definitely has
like a recliner in the corner.
Now she has all these nieces and nephews.
She needs more bedrooms.
She has all these friends.
Bunk beds. I don't know how they were all just like sharing rooms over that.
Whose birthday was it?
When Blake's birthday, when they had the party and then also like July 4th, she said so many
all of her friends have kids.
Like I'm sorry.
That house is way too small.
I bet you she's like making the basement into like a kid's like bunk area.
Yeah.
So much fun with like a little play gym.
Oh my God. And the Kelsey girls and the Reynolds girls.
So cute.
You, and you know, like,
what's the name of one of the Kelsey girls?
Elliot Wyatt.
Wyatt's going to be like,
you heard the rumors from me, Nez.
You can't believe a word she says.
And they're just going to be like
in the basement starting drama.
Totally in the basement starting drama. Totally in the basement starting drama.
So yeah, I saw that.
Such cousin behavior.
I guess like she could have moved too,
but like moved on the island to a bigger house.
She couldn't.
First of all, we're joking.
The house is fucking huge.
Oh yeah, we're so joking.
The house is tiny.
And I'm sure the only bigger houses like in Rhode Island
are those like Rockefeller museums.
Like those old summer cottages that are now like I went on in high school like a tour they
all have like velvet stanchions like you can like look around but they're like
the old Rockefeller and Vanderbilt houses that's what she needs yeah she
does because that house is super small and actually she loves her Rhode Island
house a lot and I think an unfortunate part of it is it's really not private
because like it's next door to a public beach.
And like you can just, I mean,
people knew that she was doing construction cause they just
took a picture of the house and there was like a tarp.
Like it doesn't, I think she hates that she likes it so
much because it's really not very private.
Meanwhile, I've like never seen her LA house, you know?
Yeah.
Even her Nashville house, I feel like is so,
I've seen like an aerial view of it.
Like I don't know what it looks like.
Of course the New York apartment,
we know the building from the outside
and she does like that a lot cause it's super private.
But her Rhode Island house is like her least private house.
Like we just know so much about it.
I mean, we're talking about-
I know, but she probably is also like,
oh, they think they know so much,
but we don't know what goes on.
It's true.
Actually, we don't know a lot about what it looks like inside.
We're always seeing pictures of the outside and the beach,
but like her LA house is where she did Vogue 73 questions.
So like we literally saw the whole thing
when she was walking through.
New York is where like all pictures of like her baking,
like it's all in New York.
All the reputation that AT&T, like video diaries she did
when she was writing reputation,
when she was hiding after Kanye,
that was in the Nashville house.
So we've seen the interiors of most, not Rhode Island.
Yeah, but now we can guess that it's furnished.
Maybe she'll do like an AD spread
with her new big American furniture.
I mean, and the whole theme of that house is American,
right, like she always does July 4th there,
it's always like red, white and blue.
And yeah, it makes sense that like her and Travis
would be redoing it for America.
Yeah, for, and for bigger people.
Correct. It's so American.
They gotta raise the ceilings.
Literally.
Cause also people, like when the house was built,
people were shorter back then.
Don't you find?
Yes, Rebecca Harkness, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
So that's the latest with Justin V. Blake.
This is the craziest.
What a nightmare.
I know we said this last time,
but like what a nightmare movie.
I do find myself caring a lot less.
And this was like a subject that at one point
I couldn't sleep.
Like I was thinking about it over the summer nonstop.
And so I've really stopped caring.
Yeah.
No, I haven't stopped caring.
I'm sorry.
I haven't.
Cause I still find this nice pool thing hilarious
and interesting,
but my level of interest has definitely decreased it
and I think it's going to continue trending downward.
Yeah, same.
Are you ready for our next story?
What number?
Number three.
Oh yeah.
Kate Middleton reveals she's in remission from cancer
after a surprise hospital visit.
So Kate Middleton is in remission four months
after completing her cancer treatment.
The Princess of Wales announced the happy news on Instagram Tuesday while sharing
photos from her surprise visit to the Royal Marsden hospital in London,
where she retreat received treatment. She said in her post,
I want to take the opportunity to say thank you to the Royal Marsden for looking
after me so well during the past year.
My heartfelt thanks goes to all those who have walked quietly alongside William
and me as we have navigated everything. She went on to say that she couldn't have asked for more from the medical staff who provided exceptional care and advice during her time as a patient.
She had then announced that she had taken on the role of joint patron of the hospital now that she's in remission and has returned to her royal duties.
She said it like very casually. She had like a long caption about her visit to this hospital.
At the very end, she dropped the word remission.
Everybody was like, wait.
So it was the first we heard of it.
She's like not making a big deal of it.
I think you probably like don't want to jinx it either
because remission like is great,
but it can always come back.
And I didn't know you could be in remission
after four months.
I thought it had to be like at least a year.
Four months after finishing treatment.
Yeah.
Like I thought it had to be a whole year
where like all your scans and tests come back positive,
but what the hell do I know?
I'm sure the doctors at Royal Mars
would know a little bit more.
I'm really happy for her.
I think like taking on a role within the hospital,
six so Royal, you know, you have to do
some philanthropic element and this is so personal.
So it's great.
I'm happy for her.
And I hope that like this chapter is truly like
behind her and over. Yeah, I'm happy for her. And I hope that like this chapter is truly like behind her and over.
Yeah, same, some good news.
And I hope for happy days ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Another Queenie.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Brianna Chicken Fry is on the cover
of SI Swimsuit Digital Issue.
So SI Swimsuit and Brianna Chickenfry Lapaglia have shared.
Oh wait, she pronounced her name in the video.
No, the G, yeah she did.
Yeah, Lapaglia, is that what she said?
Yeah, and she didn't call herself Brianna Chickenfry.
It felt like a move towards a new era.
Like a genesis, a rebirth, yeah.
And I like how she has not corrected a single person
on her last name,
because everybody says Lapaglia, it's Lapaglia.
Yeah, I wonder if she's trying to intentionally
be less chicken fry or it's like,
I'm on the cover of a magazine,
I'm gonna use my last name.
Yeah, I think it's probably that
because I think she likes having an inner,
having like a nickname and like a username,
internet persona helps with branding,
like it's all good.
Yeah, it is good.
So she was just named the cover model
for the publication's January, 2025 digital issue.
And she said the gig was all about reclaiming herself.
She raved about having the freedom to do whatever she wants,
which obviously sounds like a shot at Zach Brian,
who she is accused of being emotionally abusive
during their year and change of them dating.
She said-
I was shocked to see this.
I know.
She said-
Genuinely surprised.
It means so much more to me than feeling sexy
and being in a cool location.
She said, I'm allowed to do what I wanna do.
I'm allowed to do it in any fashion,
in any amount of clothes, in front of whoever I want.
And no one has the control over you
to tell you what you can or cannot do.
She said she was feeling all the emotions
throughout the shoot, including some nerves,
but you wouldn't be able to tell based on the end result.
Now she looks sick.
Let me tell you, her body, like her torso is so long.
I was really shocked to see this.
Her legs are so long. Sports sports illustrated does a really good job
of like incorporating content creators, influencers,
notably like Xandra and Alex.
And so I think to be chosen is a really big honor
because they don't do like,
it's not like they're all an influencer company.
They still like maintain the integrity of like models,
but they include digital people, which I really like
in a balanced sort of way.
So for Brianna to have been picked is kind of a huge honor.
It is, but also for their digital cover,
like if they do a lot of digital,
like it's a very niche selection of people,
cause it's like digital people that are also
like B-B-Bikini models and also personalities
and also very relevant right now.
So they do a really good job.
You get the same level of photo shoot
as if you were in the print magazine.
They do really good job of like picking people.
The pictures are beautiful.
It's exciting for the fans of the influencer.
And it's just like great for sports illustrated as well.
Cause then they're really in the news year round
as opposed to just like the annual issue.
The annual.
So I think this is like brilliant for everyone
and actually something that I probably wouldn't have
thought to expect, which I love.
Like it's very unexpected.
There are some things I feel like, oh, obvious, duh.
But this is like, you know, that's a brilliant idea
and I wouldn't have thought of it.
I completely agree.
And I, the photos were insane.
Like she literally looked like a mermaid with her long hair.
And I never saw a torso like that.
I know.
And-
Oh, to be young.
I feel like she obviously has some healing to do
and she needs time for herself
and she's just enjoying her life.
But like I do look forward to seeing who she will date next.
So happy to be able to tell you this
big news from the trip with Turt Trip.
Brianna brought a guy with her and she's like,
they're doing like a bunch of like interviews
with the Tart magazine, Tart cosmetics social team.
And they're like, who'd you bring with you?
Who's your plus one?
And Brianna's like, I brought my non-boyfriend, boyfriend,
non-boyfriend, and he's been showing up
in a lot of people's videos.
He's just a guy, not a whatever.
He's super cute.
It seems like they're really just having fun and hooking up.
And if I was Brianna and I looked like that,
and I was young and everybody was wanting to go out with me,
yeah, I'd take a guy on the trip with Tartt trip too.
Like.
Right.
That's not what I meant.
No, of course.
Of course not.
Also I've been seeing a lot of discourse
about the trip and with Tartt trip.
I'm like, you don't understand.
I am knee deep in that.
In Necker Island.
Do you want to know what's going on?
I'll tell you everything you could possibly need to know. Yeah, you know what I want to know? What's the beef between Brianna La Paglia and Ken?
Well, they actually as of last night they made up. Of course they did. What was the original beef?
And and it was it was like actually, I don't know. I'm not even entirely sure. It was like really dumb internet drama.
They like were they did something together and like they didn't get along.
I think Ken thought that like Brianna was a bitch and then Ken
they made a lot of content like calling her a bitch.
And so like, it was just kind of,
I could see how it happens with like two powerful women,
you know, like in the industry.
And then what was crazy is like Ken has a podcast
and Ken is another influencer who's on the Tartt trip
and she has a podcast and on the podcast,
she talks about how Tartt invited her to go on this trip
and they wanted to get on a call to let her know
that Brianna was going to be on the trip.
And she- She released that episode while to be on the trip. And she-
She released that episode while they were on the trip.
And she clipped that moment and put it on Instagram,
like while they're on the same island.
These bitches are a different breed.
Like they don't give a fuck.
I like that for them.
Yeah, and they thrive and they actually like
are rewarded by this type of, people love it.
So it's like, it keeps things interesting.
And the fact that they ended, I mean, the trip is over now.
And like on the last night they made up. So they probably spent the entire trip avoiding one another. I know, but it's like, it keeps things interesting. And the fact that they ended, I mean, the trip is over now. And like on the last night they made up.
So they probably spent the entire trip avoiding one another.
I know, but it's just so crazy.
Cause probably the original sin is nothing that crazy.
And then everything that comes afterwards,
it wasn't so much bigger.
And if the two girls just sit down,
they probably have so much in common
and can move forward with their lives.
It just is annoying.
I feel like everybody's like always coming for Brianna.
How about we like spread it out, you know?
Yeah, no, she's definitely like taking on a lot right now
from like the post-Zach, like it was really positive.
And then like, of course, like anything,
the pendulum swings back.
The post-Zach, the Grace, the bar stool, the Ken,
like it's a lot.
And I feel like if I, I don't know what she's dealing with
like on an emotional level,
but she is probably like breaking down every once a week,
maybe it's a lot. It's a lot.
It's a lot.
And people are like, she deserves it.
She's was made to great.
It's like, nobody deserves that.
And you actually don't know what happened.
Right.
Now what's being said on the interwebs
and it was spawned by Brianna bringing a guy with her.
But like a lot of, they brought a huge,
like really wide range of influencers.
Some who are married with kids, some who are single.
So, you know, Remy was there, she brought her sister,
people brought all different.
And some people brought their like man's husbands, you know,
Brianna obviously brought this guy, she's like newly dating,
but everybody, some people brought partners,
significant others, plus one.
Yeah, right, you get one room and a plus one,
so whoever you're comfortable sleeping in a bed with,
like whether that's your sister or your husband.
And I've seen like a lot of people on social media
making TikToks and like using that sound like,
why would a man be there being like,
why would anybody bring their husband or boyfriend?
And it's like such hate or jealous energy.
Cause like, if I was invited on Tart,
like let's say they literally invited me on this trip.
Who else would I have brought besides Ben?
Like Ben's so fun.
Like, and I'm sorry, I like my husband
and like we have fun together
and I would want to enjoy this special moment with him.
Like they're like, anyone who's brought a significant other
who's a man is like getting clowned on, on TikTok right now
which I really don't agree with at all.
And maybe that's, I'm biased because like I would have been
the girl who brought her husband.
Yeah, that's a random take.
I feel like people are really reaching for things
that they can like come at these girls.
It's a work trip.
No, but you're also going to like a private island.
There's something like romantic about that.
I would like to do that with my husband.
Yeah. And by the way,
like some people have fun with their husbands.
It's not like a big deal to like party with your husband.
Yeah.
Cause that's what the chart trip is.
It's like every day it's like drinking games
are blackout all day.
They're they've tired after dark.
They're up till six in the morning.
Like it's fun.
Yeah.
So I, like if I, I wanted to have fun like that,
I'm sure Margaret would be mad that I didn't bring her,
but like I would have brought back.
Yeah.
That's so, that's so weird.
People just, they can't think of what to be mad about.
I know.
They can't think of what to be mad about.
And at the end, like they're all jealous.
Like all these influencers making videos about Tart.
And like if I was invited, like of course I would have went.
And are the people who are saying-
But wait, but wait.
You weren't invited.
Are the people who are saying that married?
No, of course not.
But some of them are, I've seen,
actually I don't know who these people are,
but like I'm sure some of them have like boyfriends and stuff.
But it's different also to like be married.
And so to clown on someone to be in a position
that you have no idea what that feels like.
No, but so many people are making TikToks,
like so many influencers are making TikToks
about the tar trip, whether it's like tone deaf or whatever.
They were like, well, if I was in that position
and I was invited, I would have done X, Y, and Z.
But it's like, but you weren't invited.
So-
I've actually seen a couple of those videos
and it's like, well, I don't-
By the way, I just did that.
I was like, if I was invited, I would have brought back.
But you weren't invited.
No, but it's like, I don't, there go, I don't use Tart,
but I would have loved to like be on this trip.
I'm like, but you don't use Tart.
Why would you be on this trip?
I do want to talk about that though,
because while we're all talking about Tarte,
every other word, Tarte, Tarte, Tarte,
it's like amazing, like they spent $2 million
and like that's $2 million worth of marketing.
We're talking about Tarte.
But the products like really have not been front and center.
And when they go on, when you go on a brand trip,
you're not paid, right?
So you don't have to make content,
but they make it so pargy and they give you like ring lights
in your rooms and all this different makeup,
like to make content with, are you okay?
There's a little fly.
Cause I'm like making a point and you're like not listening.
I know I'm listening, I'm listening.
Did you get it?
Yeah, no, I didn't get it, but carry on.
Whatever, so, and this has been a theme
with all the Tarte trips,
because while you don't get paid to go on an influencer trip,
they make it so like content friendly
that you end up making so much content
with the brand, with the products.
And they leave like a full face of, you know,
NARS beauty in your room that you're getting ready
and you end up using all this NARS.
But with the Tarte thing, first of all,
I've seen so few videos of people actually
like doing their makeup,
that it's like not even like a makeup focused thing.
And like, sort of what's like not being said here
is like none of these girls use Tarte.
Like Tarte is like low brow sort of makeup.
It is?
Yeah, yeah.
Like nobody really uses Tarte.
Like it's like you were using Charlotte Tilbury,
we're using Patrick Tau, like this like sort of new,
rare beauty.
I use, this is Tarte.
You know, by the way, I like Tarte too.
I'm just saying in terms of like what's hot
in the beauty community, like on social media right now,
like Tarte is just sort of, it's very,
what's the word I'm looking for?
I don't know, it kind of reminds me
of like ColorWow a little bit.
That is so interesting.
I see it as like akin to like Urban Decay,
like Sephora brand.
Yeah, yeah, sure, Urban Decay.
So those brands right now,
just in terms of what's hot on social media,
those are not the brands everybody's using
in their makeup get ready with me.
It's really like Patrick Tau, it's Rare Beauty,
it's these sort of clean girl makeup, what's her name?
What's her name?
With the eyeshadows, with the P.
Pat McGrath, thank you.
Like what else?
Pat McGrath is not clean girl makeup though.
It's super colorful.
Makeup by Mario.
Yeah, but it's very glittery and nude.
Got it.
Makeup by Mario.
So there are certain brands that are very in
the cool girls, like guys right now,
and all these cool girls who have been invited,
they actually don't reach
for Tarte and so while I've seen such-
I thought everyone uses Tarte.
No, well, by the way they do.
They're like a huge mass American brand.
Like they crush it.
They're like one of the biggest sellers on TikTok shop.
They're one of the biggest sellers in Sephora,
but like for like the cool girl,
like New York City LA influencer who sit and do their makeup,
like they're really not using a lot of Tarte products
and they're not even using them on this trip.
One, because there's so little get ready with me content.
They're all just like at the beach drunk,
like making videos and like there's Tarte branding
everywhere, which is great.
But in terms of the actual product,
like I know they're launching a setting spray
and like I've seen one video about it actually.
Like I don't know how successful it is
for moving actual product,
but for general brand awareness, it's huge.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I just assume they all had a face full of Tarte
and we're just watching them dancing, sweating,
their makeup not moving.
And hey, that's a good ad for Tarte.
No, and this is actually, I think like one
of the legitimate critiques of Tarte trips.
Like everybody's like, it's out of touch.
Like my influencers, sorry,
that's just the way the world works, get over it.
But I think like if I worked at Tarte, I'd be like,
how do we make it a little bit more mandatory
that like everybody has a lipstick and everybody's like when they want
to use Tarte, they just use the shape tape concealer. That's
like their most popular product. And it's like, that
one's that kind of stuck around in the culture a little bit,
even though it's still like a little old school. But it's
like they have so many new products, like nobody's ever
talking about it. Like, I think that's an actual issue Tarte
should address. Be like, maybe let's require one get ready with
me a day like for this big trip. People, people let's require one get ready with me a day.
Like for this big trip.
People would do it, but they have no social obligations,
but everybody posts a thousand things.
Or it's just like, you can only wear it.
Like don't bring, we're going through your suitcases.
You can't bring other makeup.
You're only wearing Tarte makeup.
No, you can bring it, but don't put it in your videos.
Like they need a little bit more structure
around getting their products out there.
It's so funny.
Cause like we're saying they should be crazier. Like they should be, they should clamp down more.
You're spending $2 million and it's great because the girls
go, they're like, everything's paid for.
There's no obligations. Of course we are going to post,
but even if I didn't, I don't have to.
Like there's, there's not no responsibility on my end.
But there should be like a tiny bit.
Cause now the trips are so desirable.
If you said to even the biggest of influencers come Necker
Island, you're going to be bringing whoever you want, you just have to post one makeup,
get ready with me today and show two tar products,
like two.
They would say, yeah, it's such a low left.
They're making the content anyway.
It should just be enforced a little bit more.
That's my opinion.
Yeah, I agree.
Well, Brianna chicken fry looks beautiful.
She does, I'm really happy for her.
It's chick.
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Our fifth and final story is a little holiday news
cause you know, we gotta keep that,
hold onto that holiday spirit.
Right, what is it?
Like 345 days till Christmas?
Literally, so Priyanka Chopra is teaming up
with Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas
for a holiday movie.
So the Joe bros.
Oh, what is it? Like Camp Rock 4? Literally So the Joe bros. Oh, what is it?
Like Camp Rock Fort?
Literally, the Joe bros were spotted filming.
By the way, Priyanka is so Mitchy.
She's so Mitchy.
Oh my gosh.
She was spotted filming a holiday movie in Toronto
this month, Nick, Joe and Kevin.
And she was spotted as well there.
And also Frankie and also another actress.
Like this is a big budget.
The bonus.
Jonas Brothers holiday movie.
They're wasting no time.
I feel like Priyanka hasn't acted in a minute.
Yeah.
I feel like she doesn't do a lot of acting.
Hot take, what has Priyanka been in?
Like she, well, yeah.
Well, that's what like,
she was really popular Bollywood actress
and then her American debut was Quantico
and made her like the biggest star.
And since then, like dead ass, what has she been?
There was one other thing that was mentioned here.
It was like where Celine Dion,
Celine Dion wrote original song for her.
What was that movie called?
Like Marry Me?
Oh yeah.
Was it J.Lo?
Was Priyanka in that?
She was, she might have,
Citadel was another one that she is in.
I don't know what that is.
Love Again.
Yeah, that's the one.
Love Again, that's the one.
Okay.
We need to look at her IMDB
because I feel like Priyanka Chopra actress period, right?
But Priyanka Chopra actress question mark.
She was in Love Again.
I feel like she's like a celebrity.
She's famous for being like now,
I mean, she has 92 million followers.
That's her global reach
because she really is such a big global star.
Yeah, because she's been in a lot of movies.
Citadel, yeah, Love Again,
that's the one that Celine Dion wrote an original song for.
Oh, right, and what's the premise of that?
It was something really crazy, right?
Yeah, it was like a rom-com, yeah, there's Celine.
So coping with the loss of her fiance,
Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts
to his old cell phone number,
not realizing it was reassigned
to a journalist named Rob Burns.
Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words
in the beautifully constructed text.
So he's assigned to write a profile on superstar Celine Dion.
He enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person
and win her heart.
So it's Celine Dion and this heartthrob
like working to meet this catfish girl via text.
Like it's a crazy movie.
That's so crazy.
Also I do think Nick Jonas has a cameo.
Like those two work together.
They support one another.
Like Priyanka's like, oh, we're doing another music video?
Okay.
And when Nick needs to show up in a film,
he shows up in a film
and I guess this time he's bringing his brothers.
Like I actually really appreciate that celebrities,
I, you know, Joe and Sophie used to do it all the time too.
Have you, I, because I actually just watched weirdly the what and Sophie used to do it all the time too. Cause I actually just watched weirdly
what a man gotta do music video
for the first time in so long.
All the J sisters were in it
and each couple was reenacting
like iconic couples through movie history.
So Joe and Sophie were-
Greece.
Cha Cha Di Gagorio and John Travolta in Greece
and they do like the prom dance.
They did risky business.
I forget, like it was actually really cute.
I miss that time. Although like now we know was actually really cute. I miss that time.
Although like now we know how toxic it was.
Like I really miss it.
But Priyanka and Nick like really show up for one another
in a compelling way.
And I think it's really sweet.
They do.
And so I think this is nice.
And I think it's great for the Jonas fans,
the fans of holiday movies.
I endorse this idea.
And I happen to think that what a man gotta do,
sorry to like keep harping on that music video.
I think it's one of their best songs ever.
And I think it's one of the best songs
of like the last 10 years.
What a man gotta do.
That's strong words.
What a man gotta do.
Cause it's like, they don't make music
that sounds like that anymore.
To be totally locked up by you.
It's like Bruno Mars vibe.
Yes, very like what is that?
It's like the jive.
Like what is that?
You could do the mashed potato to it.
What's that genre called?
Like that song could have been on the hairspray soundtrack.
That's why I like it.
I don't think it's a genre as much as the time.
Like it's rock.
Yeah, 60s.
Like Elvis.
No, no, it's like 60s.
Elvis is like 60s.
No, what is the genre of music of the hairspray soundtrack
that they're all doing the mashed potato to?
I don't know what it was called then,
but that was also like pop music for them.
But at the time, yeah, so it's sixties.
Yeah.
And a bit of rock.
People need to make more music like that.
People need to make more music like that.
And then they also perform like that.
Like when Bruno Mars performs
and they're all wearing like matching colorful suits
and they've got like a live band,
they're all doing, you know, the jive. That's my vibe. Yeah, no, it's music for everyone. That's what Bruno Mars performs and they're all wearing like matching colorful suits and they've got like a live band. They're all doing, you know, the jive.
And that's my vibe.
Yeah. No, it's music for everyone.
That's what Bruno Mars has said
that that's what his goal was.
I think he like saw some performers growing up
and it was like music that everyone can like.
And he was like, I want to make music like that.
And like, congrats, Bruno, you did it.
Things you did.
Things you did that.
Cause a lot of like older people love Bruno Mars.
There's nobody who could say in earnest
that Bruno Mars makes bad music.
Okay, Jackie, add to your list of goals.
Like let's go to a Bruno Mars concert.
Let's fly to one.
Like that's a good goal.
Put it on your list.
I mean, even not this year,
it's like gonna be hard for me,
but still like in the next two years.
It's kind of like a different goal.
It's like wishes, but yeah.
Yeah, it's giving me make a wish, but.
Dreams and wishes, aspirations.
Oh my gosh.
And also rascal flats are going on tour soon.
That kicks off.
Did we miss Uncasville?
No, I believe that like there's one,
there's two in Florida, not terribly far.
And I think they're like in April.
They made it hard for us for sure.
They made it hard for us, but I'll fucking be there.
Somehow, some way.
Let's talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
a new episode aired last night.
And what has been like a decent season,
not bad, not good, a little sleepy.
I thought last night was actually a very good episode
without like a big, I think Bravo feels like they need
a big blow up and somebody pulling someone's hair
for things to be explosive.
And I feel like last night was a good example
of something like a really good episode.
Nothing crazy happened, but like it was really crazy
how Kyle finally read that text message and it was exactly.
And she's talking to us being like, look, it's innocent.
And what you're reading is like, no, no,
that's exactly what you said it wasn't.
Yeah, no, it was much more subtle.
You can tell me things
and I'll never tell anybody I never have.
Looks like next week is a blow up
and I'm sure she blows up at that spot
and then it's a to be continued.
So we'll get the rest of the fight in two weeks.
In two weeks.
But yeah, there were a couple things happening.
One, I also thought it was interesting.
Everyone wants a bows on their side.
It's so crazy.
I feel like people have not courted a new girl.
Usually the new person has to prove themselves
and try and get in and say, hey, what about me?
And when there's a lot of drama going on,
they kind of get left behind
because you're not a part of this.
But I guess because she has been such a friend to Dorit
and people do just sometimes just really click
and hit it off and connect quicker than other people.
That is something that happens like,
and that's very normal.
Yeah, like everybody's showing up to Bose's house
after she got surgery
when they've known these girls for three weeks.
Like it really is courting is the perfect word.
Like it's really crazy.
I don't remember a time in which a new girl,
A has not had to work hard at all.
And B like everyone's sort of like dying
to get her on their side.
And I think that like when Kyle came over, like it was like the most awkward, like disingenuous
like this woman just had surgery and you're going on about like Moe and Dorit rumor last
year.
Not even that she comes over and she says, I feel like, uh, Bose doesn't have a good
understanding of me based on like things that Dorit has said it in two Bose, but also like
in front of the rest of the group.
She was like, I feel like she just doesn't know, understand who I am as a person.
So you're going to choose the day that she had surgery
to go to her house and show you who, show her who you are.
Like she don't give a fuck.
And by the way, the editors like really are not feeling
Kyle this season because at that scene,
when she's visiting Bose at the edge of her bed,
she's like, well, you know, like me and Dorit,
like we didn't really, you know,
Dorit never like opened up to me about
what was going on in her life.
Meanwhile, they cut to a scene last year where her being like,
honestly, I feel like my marriage might not make it. A cut a minute year later, her marriage doesn't make it. That's what I keep saying. Everyone is like, Dorit acted like opened up to me about what was going on in her life. Meanwhile, they cut to a scene last year where her being like, honestly, I feel like my marriage might not make it.
And then a year later, her marriage doesn't make it.
That's what I keep saying.
Everyone is like, Dorit acted like everything was so perfect.
She never shared.
She literally was ringing the bell all last season.
Even that scene where like PK does the pretty woman thing
for her was like not a happy romantic scene.
Like that was not a good moment.
And she like, she has shared the entire time,
even this season, like every therapy session.
Just nobody listens to her.
Right.
Can you say she talks too much,
maybe listen to what she's saying so that
you can call back to it and remember things that she said.
And I love that when Garcelle came over to like also
blow smoke up Boze's ass,
she was going on about why she doesn't like to read
and she was like, well, she just doesn't listen.
And it's like, that's why you don't like someone.
Like it's not like, oh, well she killed my friend.
And Boze was like, okay.
And like, nobody listens.
Yeah, so she talks a lot.
That's not a thing.
It's not a crime.
No, it's not.
And I really, I'm like loving.
It's rare to see somebody who's so untethered to anyone.
And Boze really just comes in and goes with her gut.
And I think a lot of times like a new girl,
even if she's not being courted,
but like if she is like goes to where they think the audience wants them to go,
it's always easier to go with the bigger group.
And it's just like Dorit and Erica over here, like-
And Erica's on both sides.
Erica's really on the fence.
Right.
To see somebody like so in control
and like seriously making their own decisions,
just based on judgment, based on gut,
based on what they think is so refreshing and so rare.
And also when Kyle was like,
she didn't share this stuff with me and Bo's called,
sniffed it out in one second.
She was like,
it was the first thing she told me when she met me
and they throw back to like-
My husband's an alcoholic.
They literally shake hands.
She's like, I'm going through a separation.
My husband's an alcoholic.
It's been really hard.
And so Bo's just like-
But this is your friend of 10 years
and she's never told you anything?
Bo's just does not believe Kyle that Doreen
didn't tell her those things and she was right for that?
No, it's like so crazy to see somebody
with like such a gut instinct following that.
Their gut is right,
but also just not being influenced at all by like TV
or like, you know, Kyle's like the OG.
Like who wouldn't want to be on team Kyle?
Like she survived, you know, X many seasons.
Oh, speaking of.
No, and also think of all of the new people
who have come on the show,
who have either stayed or left
that like Kyle really doesn't go out of her way to get to know,
cause she's like, it's mainstay here.
She doesn't need the Anselier characters.
And it's just so crazy to see her really going out
of her way to butter up Bose when she's,
and it's not working,
and she's never even done that before.
Yeah.
No, but she's really desperate.
That's why she's hanging on to Garcellelle and Sutton and the scene when they were playing tennis
where they finally like sort of addressed the issues
in Kyle's marriage.
Cause I guess like on its surface,
Kyle really hasn't told us what went wrong in her marriage.
She alluded to something like a breach of trust
in the reunion that she didn't get like,
she just kind of like says these things
and thinks that it's sufficient.
But it's actually not.
She alluded to it at the reunion, which I watched.
That was the only time I guess that she's mentioned it.
And I completely forgot about that
until they played the clip,
because this season, as she tells the story of her marriage,
she never, ever, ever mentions it.
So at the reunion, her feet were held to the fire
and she had to say trust was broken.
That's all she said.
But no, it's never come up to the point
that I genuinely forgot that.
And I've been here for all of it.
So the fact that like her safe place in this group
is Sutton and Garcelle and the three of them sat down
and Sutton brought up the fact that,
what do you mean there wasn't fidelity?
You told us, remember that thing you said once two years ago?
And then Garcelle in her interviews is like,
I mean, we've all like heard the rumors for years
about Mo and Kyle.
So at least Sutton was able to lean on that thing
that she said at the reunion to like back her up.
It's like, oh, you said it.
But I think there's so much more that is both known
to the group and then also-
And then whispered in the community.
Whispers, but I think that they know stuff
like through probably true sources, but also through Kyle.
Maybe off camera, Kyle has told them stuff.
But the fact that they brought up,
it was such a weird moment.
Okay, I also, while I thought like it was funny,
ha ha, Chuck E. Cheese,
I also thought like Sutton trying to do something nice
for Erica when like she was so awful.
I'm like, okay.
It was just like, and I know Erica,
she's like accepting the graciousness,
but also like never forgetting like who was there for her
and who wasn't and who was awful to her.
And Sutton really was.
I thought that whole thing was so disingenuous
and so weird.
Yeah.
Especially because it was spearheaded by Sutton.
And there's ways to do a cute girls night out.
I just don't, like Chuck E. Cheese
just didn't do it for me.
I can't get over it.
Did you think that was sponsored?
No, but they did make Chuck E. Cheese look pretty good
considering Chuck E. Cheese has kind of been through it.
Do you remember that controversy with the pizzas?
No, what? Like if you got a pizza at Chuck E. Cheese, and I through it. Do you remember that controversy with the pizzas? No, what?
Like if you've got a pizza at Chuck E Cheese,
and I can't get this out of my head.
The pieces like don't line up perfectly in the pizza
because pretty much they're like,
when someone doesn't finish their pizza,
they like take the old slices.
No fucking way.
But you Google it.
You'll see these like mismatched pizzas.
So when they got their pizza, I'm like,
are they eating someone's-
Chuck E Cheese pizza controversy.
You'll see it, they're like all different shapes.
I'm like, Jackie, do you know who-
Shane Dawson.
I know.
I know that Shane Dawson brought this to light.
Yes, in 2019, YouTuber Shane Dawson posted a video
that claimed that Chuck E Cheese's recycled pizza slices.
The video went viral and led to a statement
from Chuck E Cheese denying the claims.
So Shane Dawson's video presented photos
of mismatched slices on half and half pies,
suggesting they were randomly placed
and not a part of the same original pizza.
He also claimed that a high school friend
who worked at the restaurant confirmed these suspicions.
Chuck E. Cheese denied the claim saying
that their pizzas are made to order
and that the dough is prepared fresh in the restaurant.
And Chuck E. Cheese explained that the misshapen slices
were simply a by-product of their freshness.
I just want you to know,
like I know that Shane Dawson isn't like
a trusted journalistic source.
I can't help it that ever since that came out,
I can't not think about it
when I think about Chuck E. Cheese
and like that is so gross.
That's so gross.
Although the pepperoni pie that they showed last night
was definitely cooked uniformly.
I was like looking to see if the pepperonis lined up
with one another and I'm sure like
they knew that their pepperoni would be on TV.
This would be a great moment to combat.
So they made an original pie.
They definitely put their whole Chukosi into that.
Yep, 1000%.
But the stench remains for me.
1000%, I never even heard of that.
That's so crazy.
So like if two different people ordered a pie
and they didn't finish it
and there was like three slices left here.
They take their extra slices and they didn't finish it, there was like three slices left here. Oh my God.
And it's like, they probably do that.
So I was supposed to say, like I saw people on Twitter
being like, oh, it's so funny.
Like girlhood, housewives.
That is not girlhood.
And it was weird.
Like, and honestly, like for as much as Garcelle
has been pissing me off,
like she has so many redeeming moments.
So Kyle, are you a lesbian?
Like, thank you actually.
It took someone three years to ask that question.
Like, so I can't quit Garcelle because she really does,
both her and Sutton, like they have redeeming moments
when they like say the obvious truths,
but they get empowered by that.
And then I think they like attack people
like a little superfluously.
And honestly, at the end of the Viper Room scene,
when Garcelle was like,
but Dorit like, how are you doing?
And I love that Dorit was like,
are you fucking kidding?
Like, why are you asking me that?
I love that she said that
and she explained it perfectly in her interview.
When she's like, she sees the state that I'm in right now.
If she even, one, she doesn't genuinely care
how I'm doing because she doesn't like me.
But even if she did like to ask me that right now,
when I'm at level 100, why?
Yeah, and I'm sorry, Duree is like apps
and I've never seen somebody like who's,
like every season somebody is going through something, right?
And like the women either attack or lift them up.
I've never seen somebody who's like actively
going through something so deeply and also slaying.
Like everything, every fight, every argument,
she's like not getting beaten down.
She will not go down with this shit.
Yeah, yeah, she's-
I won't put my hands up.
And just like back to Chuck E. Cheese.
Like I feel like they could have gone
to like a bowling alley or an arcade,
but like something about Chuck E. Cheese,
it's like, it's so for kids.
Like there are adult-
That's why it felt sponsored.
There are adult entertainment, David Busters.
But like, it was for kids, the crowns didn't fit them.
Like what are you doing there?
No, I'm in agreement.
And like, ha ha, Kyle got up on the skeet ball
and threw the ball in the glass.
Ha ha.
You know?
Ha ha.
Yeah, so.
Oh, also I love that they like immediately addressed
in real time.
Cause usually I feel like it would happen
after on social media and then part of the reunion,
the vein.
Yeah.
And I liked that Kyle was like,
knew exactly what was being said. And she was like, yeah, the last time my vein popped like that was, you're such a the reunion, the vein. Yeah. And I liked that Kyle was like, knew exactly what was being said.
And she was like, yeah, the last time my vein popped
like that was, you're such a fucking liar, Camille.
And the flashback to that like actually brought me
so much joy.
The vein was really popping.
Yeah, that, yeah.
It's not a good season for Kyle.
One, I think in herself, like she doesn't really,
I think she feels like lost
because she's going through a lot.
But two, like she's acting poorly within the group.
She is being a bad friend.
And three, like the editors are not letting her get away
with one singular lie.
No, they're really not.
So then it ends with like this text.
I can't wait for the fucking reunion
when they go back and watch.
Dorit never said in Oceanside, wherever they were,
but that her and Teddy,
I forget what it was she was accused of saying,
but she actually, even Erica was like,
Dorit, you did say that.
She did it.
No, no, no.
But so then they go to the text message,
which now Kyle is saying like that Dorit is bringing up
these texts with PK just to make Kyle look bad
when she doesn't actually care.
And I've really tried to like place myself
in this situation of like-
By the way, Dorit did not bring it up.
What? She brought it up at the Viper Room.
Garcelle did.
No, I'm saying in terms of the group,
Garcelle made it a thing.
She says it, her and PK Texas.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then when it got to Dorit,
she thought it was just the memes.
And it's like, even if you're just sending memes.
And so you really have to put yourself in the shoes of like,
this is a couple that you're friends with,
that is a couple.
Like the girl, we're close in there.
The boys are close and the girls are close and we're all kind of friends. But it shoes of like, this is a couple that you're friends with, that is a couple. Like the girl, we're close in there. The boys are close and the girls are close
and we're all kind of friends, but it's not like,
I wouldn't say it's like Dana and her husband being friends.
You know what I mean?
So like really like a couple and really,
no matter how many ways I think about it,
like if the woman of the other couple
were texting the husband being like, I'm here for you.
I will never tell anyone.
And by the way, and both couples are getting divorced.
Right.
It is so at best unnecessary, at worst inappropriate.
And then that she would have that picture up on her phone
of Dorit giving them the hug.
I think that was one of the lowest moments of Dorit's life.
That was right after the robbery, right?
A hundred percent.
And she's like hugging her friend.
There was someone like literally just someone she knows.
She's like no makeup, like just so distraught.
Vulnerable.
Vulnerable.
Like I think if you know her as a friend,
like you know that nothing about that moment
was a pass at your husband.
No, it really, and by the way, it couldn't have been
because Dorit's husband was right there in the hug.
Right, and then we do.
And I could see Dorit like getting confused
and like thinking that Mo's back was PK's back.
And I do think I said this last week,
but like I do need to fast forward to the happy future
between Moe and Pete, Moe and Dorit.
Moe and Dorit, I agree.
And maybe PK and Kyle should be together.
Maybe that's where this is, like, maybe it's just a
wife swap.
I'm down.
Even though I don't see them.
And Mauricio could really,
Mauricio could really provide financially,
like the sort of life that Dorit needs.
I just crazier things have happened.
Something to think about.
And I feel like at this point,
they maybe even if they had feelings for one another
that they never would have acted on, never.
I feel like at this point, the world and even their spouses
are pushing them towards each other.
Yes, yes.
Although because Dorit is not a bad friend,
she doesn't talk to Mauricio.
So they're actually like not getting closer
because they don't text, they don't talk,
they don't communicate because it's inappropriate.
I could see sooner, Kyle and PK getting together
because they text all the time.
And you know, I would never tell, like I never have.
What have you never told?
The text was so embarrassing.
Like she thought it was just like a standard.
You would have had to waterboard that information out of me.
And here she is showing.
She thought that this was just a standard
like text of support that you sent to someone.
And if you were sending a text to someone
to be there for them, even though you're on your wife's
side of it would be like thinking of you,
like want the best for your family,
like, you know, always here for you.
Even always here for you is a platitude, fine.
You can tell me anything I would never tell anyone.
Just like I never have.
What have you never have?
And not to be like an even bigger conspiracy theorist,
but did you find it interesting when she read that text
for the first time to Bose?
It was a screenshot of this conversation.
Like if you had nothing to hide,
why wouldn't you just go to the conversation and scroll?
Is it because there's so much-
No, and it was like her text was the last one.
So like, what was his response?
So it was, it was cropped to a square.
What was his response?
Like not the full- And what was above it? So it was, it was cropped to a square. Like not the full- And what was above it.
Yeah.
Yeah. So I'm gonna think about-
Yeah. So she thought she ate with that.
And also being like, I would never show my phone.
Like, and I understand that.
Like I'm an adult.
Like I don't have to like prove myself.
And she's like, but I'll show you this one time.
First of all.
Right. Like I'm gonna make an exception
just to prove how right I am.
Meanwhile, you're literally wrong.
And to prove how wrong it is that you asked me to do this.
I'm gonna do it.
Right. I'm gonna do it. Right.
I'm gonna indulge your behavior.
Do you think producers would ever let her get away
with not showing?
Yes.
But then she would have to show at the reunion.
Like, I feel like as part of this show, she had to show.
And I think maybe if Dorit and PK like ever were
to reconcile or anything, the first thing Dorit would do
while PK's sleeping is go through his phone.
Yeah.
And also, let's, even though it's not just memes,
what memes would the two of them be sending back
and forth to each other that they have such,
like I send memes to people.
How many inside jokes you have.
And like things where it's like we really like
have common ground on something,
like same like funny, harsh opinion of something same like funny harsh opinion of something like
what the two of you have in common that you can only share with each other that mo and
durie wouldn't appreciate because they're so not aligned.
Well that's the funny thing is like the season she's really maintaining like her and durie's
friendship was like really never that deep and they actually like you know never spent
time together but you have so many inside jokes and things to text her husband about.
Wouldn't that imply,
if you have any sort of relationship with someone's husband,
that would imply that like that girl is your friend.
Yeah.
So it just negates her whole argument
from the beginning of the season
and the Amazon live thing.
And yeah, well, yeah, it all goes back to that.
But that was just like such a, such an obvious like lie.
You know?
Rude, yeah.
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Oh, TikTok reveals when the app will shut down in the US.
Yeah, I think it's Sunday.
The app is shutting down on Sunday.
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