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Hey Jax, how you doing?
Hey Turd, I'm doing good.
Doing even better because Romeo is in studio with you
and I get to feast my eyes on the Rudy.
Yeah, so kind of a big day.
I've never brought Romeo to work.
Romeo obviously is following in his big brother's footsteps.
Theo used to come to work with me all the time.
He was kind of a core tenant
of like the first three years of the show.
He would sit with you, he would sit with me.
And it's some of my most fond memories.
And I think partial laziness, me not bringing him,
I have to totally own that.
It comes with age, it comes with responsibility.
Right, so this is the first time and I came so prepared.
I brought a brand new minky couture blanket,
it's sitting right there.
I brought a dog bed from home, I brought a bone,
and I brought his collar that like vibrates when he barks
because he does have a little bit of a barking issue,
and I didn't want him barking on the show.
Meanwhile, I could have brought nothing,
he's been a perfect angel.
Like, did he lay on the minky?
No, he laid right on the floor, and then I tapped,
I said, hey, you wanna come?
And look at him sleeping soundly.
If you're not watching on YouTube, you are missing out.
You are missing out.
I know your guys' pets love when hours join the show,
so this is for all the dogs and cats out there and gerbils.
And I can't lie.
It's definitely for the gerbils, I have to say.
The gerbils need their lot of chew.
Ben said something to me the other day
that made me kind of sad.
Actually he said it this morning.
Okay.
I was like, can I take that dog bed
from the second bedroom?
Like nobody uses it and I can leave it at the studio.
And he was like, yeah, he doesn't really use it.
He lays on top of the crate.
I'm like, on top of the crate, that's so cute.
He's like, yeah, when I'm working in there,
he lays on top of the crate.
I'm like, oh, that's adorable.
Ben's like, yeah, you're kind of like
missing his whole childhood.
And I was like, damn, right in the heart.
But like I am, I've definitely been derelict
in my like dog parenting duties.
Ben does everything for Romeo.
Like I can't really walk him.
I can't get on Ben.
How is that possible you are always home? Yeah, but like Romeo just likes Ben more. Like he's always, Ben does everything for Romeo. Like I can't really walk him. I can't get on Ben. How is that possible you are always home?
Yeah, but like Romeo just likes Ben more.
Like he's always, if Ben's working in the second bedroom,
Romeo's with Ben in there.
Ben takes him to the dog park.
They play fetch like two times a day.
So I've just been like, it kind of hit me.
Like, yeah, I have been missing out on Romeo's childhood.
So maybe this could become our like special mommy son time.
Your thing, morning with mommy.
Right, mornings with mommy.
So cute, but like that's so rude that he said that.
Like you're going through a lot.
Obviously, and it was definitely hurtful,
but it was kind of a kick in the ass.
I needed to like give my boy a little bit more love.
To bond with Rudy, especially because like Rudy's
about to get shafted.
Oh, big time.
Rudy's about to become the dog.
I know, cause he's very much like the first born.
Yeah.
But when you have children, your dogs become your pets.
Now, speaking of babies, I did promise yesterday
I'd have a big announcement on the show today.
Cause you got checked for flippage.
I took my ass to the doctor.
And boy, do I feel silly.
The baby has not flipped.
Okay.
And yeah, the baby has not flipped.
Okay.
And I made this like appointment.
It wasn't even like on the schedule.
I was just like, hey, can I come in?
I have a feeling.
And she was like, sure.
Listen, forgive yourself.
We've all been there.
We've all needed to get on the monitor.
Yeah.
For just one thing or another.
But I feel like you get one in your pregnancy
and like that was mine.
I don't even think that you were so crazy
and being so emergent and like you paid for your time.
1000%, no free rides here.
But what's the strap going forward?
Because I think-
So I'm glad that I went because the ultrasound technician,
she was actually pregnant swirly too.
And she was like, at this point,
like your baby's like a baby,
like you will feel the flip.
Like you won't be coming in here unsure.
And I said, okay, that makes me feel better.
Like for real.
And I just, I was really bummed.
Like I really was and like shout out to Ben.
He like wouldn't let me be bummed.
We like went to the park.
We went for a walk.
It was so beautiful out.
We got ice cream.
No, of course without Romeo.
We got ice cream because the office is right by the park.
She was like, let's just go.
I was just trying to like disprove his point,
but instead I made his point.
Yeah, because mommy comes first.
But we were gonna like go home, get the dog
and then go to the park.
Like we were just right by the park.
It was perfect.
And we got ice cream and like, it made me feel better.
And I'm just bummed for myself, which like is selfish.
That's not the point of this whole thing.
So I'll get over it.
I just really need to start coming to terms
and like start highlighting the positives
of having a scheduled C-section.
Like, okay, I can get my hair done.
That's big.
Right.
I know like that morning that like I'm going to have a baby.
It's not gonna be like a big surprise.
Right, not a lot of like uncertainty.
Also they do say, you know,
they don't want it to be so close to your due date,
like your natural due date,
because they don't wanna risk you going into labor.
It's supposed to be like totally separate.
So you do kind of like shave off a week, which is huge.
I can't lie, that's huge.
And you get to pick your baby's birthday.
Yes, I didn't even realize that Jackie was like,
so when are you gonna pick the birthday?
I'm like, who's? Yeah, Claudia was like basing it around the bris. And I didn't even realize that Jackie was like, so when are you gonna pick the birthday? I'm like, who's?
Yeah, Claudia was like basing it around the bris.
And I was like, but that also just like means
that that's your baby's birthday.
Just keep it.
Yeah, and I have to think like, you know,
this is kind of the time between school and camp.
Like I'm gonna have to be a little strategic.
I have to think more about it.
I haven't chosen a date yet.
Okay, well, whatever you choose will be the right decision.
And I think yeah, now like a little let go
and let go energy, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to acupuncture today,
but now selfishly, like I just wanna feel,
yeah, like that good shit.
I think that's still like a healthy thing for you to do
regardless of flippage.
Yeah, so I just, I keep saying this,
but like I really need to let it go.
Yeah, well, first you have to like fake letting it go
before you can let, you know what I mean?
Like it's a process, you don't just like wake up and move on. fake letting it go before you can let, you know what I mean?
It's a process, you don't just wake up and move on.
And let it go.
Yeah, but we're gonna manifest letting it go.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
And Ben was really putting shit into perspective.
He's like, people leave their appointments
with way bigger issues, stop.
And I was like, okay.
Okay, it sounds like he's being really cruel these days.
Oh, cool, I thought you were gonna say he's being like the opposite.
I'm usually like tough love
and he's like needs a little bit more coddling.
But maybe he knows that like that's what I need
because he's like, he's letting me feel my feels
but he's just delivering straight facts.
Yeah, that is my favorite strategy of personhood.
But sometimes like you just need to tell a person
what they wanna hear,
especially when they're dealing with a lot.
Right, right.
And Ben has started using that phrase that you taught him.
When I'm having any sort of issue,
not pregnancy, just like if I'm mad about something,
he says, well, do you wanna hear comfort
or do you wanna hear solutions?
Oh, I taught him that?
Yeah.
Oh, I love that for me.
And at first I really liked it.
I've forgotten that statement. I should've used that in my own life. Yeah, because sometimes you love that for me. And at first I really liked it. I forgot that statement.
I should have used that in my own life.
Yeah, because sometimes you just wanna be upset.
Like someone coming in being like,
well, if we carry the one, like shut up.
Yeah, yeah, you just wanna commiserate.
Yeah, so him saying like, okay, by the way,
do you want me to just like be with you
or do you wanna like come up with a solution?
And at first I was really appreciative of him
like understanding what I needed and when and asking,
but now I find the question a little derogatory.
Like it's starting to bother me.
Yeah, yeah, that is really funny.
I'm sorry for that.
I didn't even know that I did that,
but I actually, I need to like take my own advice
and practice out of my own life.
It's a really good question to ask.
It's mostly like from a man to a woman.
Cause like sometimes a woman just wants to be mad. It's from the harsh to the sensitive. Right like sometimes a woman just wants to be mad.
It's from the harsh to the sensitive.
Right. And sometimes you just want to be mad.
Yeah.
But also sometimes then like finding a solve
really does make you feel better.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Sometimes it sounds like a lot of work,
but I'm a solution oriented person
that typically is what's going to make me feel better.
Like having a plan.
So is Ben.
I find it annoying when I'm just trying to like be mad.
That's so funny.
I didn't realize Ben and I were so similar.
And then I guess you're so similar to my husband.
Maybe you should get married to Ben.
But opposites attract.
They each need us.
You know what I mean?
By the way, understatement of the century,
they both need us.
Yeah, I always think opposites really attract.
When two people are so similar,
I'm like, you must be having fun,
but it's not gonna go well long-term, Jesse and Lexi.
I don't even think you're gonna have fun. Like it's so-
In the beginning, it's like we both like,
wanna do the same things,
but eventually you need that yin and yang.
Yeah, to compliment one another.
Okay, is this a dating and relationships podcast?
I don't know.
And then sometimes I'm like,
well, wouldn't it just be easier if we were the same?
Yeah, of course.
Because then it gets like so frustrating
when a person like doesn't see something your way.
Yeah, if we had the same love languages,
if we had the same responses.
But I don't know, then we maybe just would sit in it.
And then had-
What is your love language?
Let me guess.
What are the love languages?
Like gifts, oh, definitely gifts.
But no, I feel like acts of service.
So is mine.
And when I say love language,
that means how I receive love, right?
My favorite way to receive love, yes.
Yes, yes.
And I would say Ben's is like all of them.
He's kind of annoying like that.
Like he wants physical touch.
He wants words of affirmation.
He wants gifts.
He wants acts of service,
but he knows better than to ask for acts of service.
I'm sorry, any man who's love language is acts of service,
like unless it's cooking.
Oh, that's fair, like domesticity.
But you don't want me to go grab you something, do you?
You want me to get up?
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not right.
It couldn't be.
That shouldn't be an option for them.
No, my husband is like words of affirmation
and physical touch.
Those are hard to give.
Like it's just, you know what I mean?
Some are like easier to do.
In some, like when it, it doesn't come naturally to a person
and you have to just like remember.
Yeah.
But that's why I feel like when I do give words
of affirmation, like that's how you know why it's like.
That you mean it.
It means more than the person who's always giving it.
Who's right, like the person who's like found at a party
having a glass of wine and a heart to heart in the corner.
Right. So I don't know if he like takes solace in that, but he should.
You should ask him.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't. Okay. Cool.
It's Friday, which is such a cause to celebrate. It's a beautiful day. It's going to be a gorgeous
weekend in New York. We're going to the golf course.
Like, you know, Ben's there now.
Like, I can't.
But it's really so gorgeous.
I love golf, so I will go with him.
Right, right.
Jackie keeps texting me questions to ask Ben
about golf, like from full swing.
About certain players.
Cause like all of them really,
you get like a really quick, good sense of their personality.
And like there's a couple of weenies, of course.
Couple like, like just neutrals. And I think you have to have that energy in golf. But there are a couple weenies, of course. Couple like just neutrals.
And I think you have to have that energy in golf,
but there are a couple of like big personalities
that are like, okay, these are the big swinging dicks
on the course.
Par.
Par?
Par.
Yeah, is that a person?
Four.
Par four, yeah.
Okay.
By the way, totally.
Right?
Like you can teach talking with the par.
Thousand percent.
And I haven't even met everyone yet,
but every episode I meet more people and it's good.
And I've also like heard of a lot of these people,
like from the gram and stuff.
Cause a lot of them are obviously famous.
Of course, of course.
Some people I've never heard of.
So that just, you know, you should work a little harder.
1000%.
You don't have enough followers.
But it's definitely an interesting world. It's a whole new world. Like I've entered a little harder. 1000%, you don't have enough followers. But it's definitely an interesting world.
It's a whole new world.
Yeah.
Like I've entered a new world.
A whole new world.
I'm so happy for you.
And speaking of weenies, it is Friday.
Have you prepared a Queenie and Weenie for everyone?
I just need to remember what I was thinking this week.
I remember I said someone was my,
actually I totally have it.
I just need, I totally have it, totally.
I have mine too.
Okay, cool.
And that's it for the fried dairies.
Yeah, you have any big plans this weekend?
We're gonna have some fun.
Oh, that's good, what kind?
Like a little shopping, a little going up and down the coast,
a little Easter fun, I think.
She's heading to the coast?
Well, like we live by the coast, so a little north, a little south, a little Easter fun. I think- She's heading to the coast? Well, like we live like by the coast.
So a little north, a little south, little Easter.
What about east and west?
No, no, not east and west.
We're not getting on alligator alley.
Yes, it's Easter this weekend.
A little brunch.
Yeah, how do you feel about your like family participating
in non-Jewish, but like sort of cultural,
like an Easter egg hunt is so fun.
Why should the kids be left out?
Yeah, so I wouldn't seek one out
if there wasn't one near me,
but we're going to brunch on Sunday
and they're gonna have eggs hunt and stuff.
And so of course, yeah, go run and find eggs.
Don't ask any questions.
And it's just candy inside.
Not like scripture.
Yeah, you're fine.
But sure, grab the eggs.
And yeah, learn about different culture, that's nice.
And Easter's the day that Jesus rose, is that correct?
Mm-hmm.
After dying on Christmas?
Oh no, he was born on Christmas.
Born on Christmas, I think.
And today's Good Friday.
Good Friday, millennials, to all who celebrate.
It is?
Yeah.
I feel like Good Friday was last Friday.
No, I know for sure it's today, don't even question. It is, it is, she's right, she's right. So that's a really big day. like Good Friday was last Friday. No, I know for sure it's today. Don't even question me.
It is, it is.
She's right, she's right.
So that's a really big day.
Happy Good Friday.
I always, I often forget the significance of Good Friday,
but it's a very big day spiritually.
So happy Good Friday to all who celebrate.
And let this be a reminder to anyone
who is either participating or not participating.
It is not culturally acceptable
to make your caption on Sunday, she has risen.
Take it from me, I had to learn the hard way.
I had this really cute picture of myself at an Easter party
and I happened to be sitting up on this thing.
So I was like, oh, she has risen.
And I got my ass handed to me and I never did it again.
Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
I feel like if you're Christian you could do it
because what are they gonna tell you?
Especially if you're observant, what could they say to you?
So I guess the issue was that,
no, I think the issue was no matter who does it,
it's like, well, you didn't rise, bitch, Jesus did,
so like, fuck off.
Yeah, but if it's a joke,
and I think if it's in your own realm, you can make jokes.
But I can't say whether it's funny or not
because I'm not part of it.
Yeah, and I'm definitely sorry about that time
five years ago that I made it the caption.
This wasn't me bringing that back up again
so I could get more hate.
But I know that people will make it their caption.
And I think it's fine.
I think it's like a classic social media trope
that people fall into.
It's not for me to judge whether it's fine or not.
Only God can judge us, Jax.
And your fellow man.
Forget the haters, cause somebody loves ya.
What are your plans for the weekend?
Sounded like you had big plans.
Oh, they're huge.
Oh my God.
It sounded like you had big plans.
You were like revving up with the weather.
No, no.
Like so I could kick it back to you.
No, no, it's gonna be nice out.
So I plan to hopefully like go for a walk or two.
With Romeo.
We'll see.
And that's pretty much it.
Okay.
On the plans frontier.
Okay. Anything for Easter?
No, but I have been sort of calculating with Ben,
like our last, I've been like doing a countdown.
I'm like, it's only X amount of weekends together,
just us, like we should make them special.
You're like Carol Radswell in your summers.
Oh my God, totally only have four good summers left,
which is so true by the way.
You only have like four quiet weekends left.
No, I know.
So I was saying to Ben,
like we need to make them really special.
Meanwhile, he has like plans without me.
He's golfing.
He's golfing, yeah.
Where is he?
Well, don't tell me where he's golfing,
because then I know everyone will just show up.
I couldn't tell you.
Throngs of people will show up.
I couldn't tell you if I tried.
It's not at our club.
Golfing somewhere with a spa.
He always invites me by the way, which is very nice.
He's like, come, you could ride in the car.
You can go have lunch.
You can go, if it's in the summer,
he's like, you can lay by the pool.
And it's very sweet, but like,
I would feel like a huge fucking loser.
What if you brought a friend?
What about Satchi?
But like Ben, so when he golfs at our club,
like yeah, I can come and like, I don't need Ben for that.
I can go whenever I want.
If he's golfing at someone else's club
and it's like a group of four guys,
like what am I doing there?
Well, bring a friend and then have lunch and then, you know.
So then Ben is bringing two guests
when he's a guest at someone else's club.
Like that's just not done.
I just feel like, cause you're famous.
I can get away with like being a Shnurra for sure.
Yeah, people will be like, it's not like a,
it's a value add, like, oh, he's bringing the famous girl.
Right, like this club would be lucky to have me.
Yeah, you're not like a drain on the resources.
Well, thank you for calling me famous.
That's always a great way to start the weekend.
I feel like it's sometimes you have to think
of yourself that way, you know?
It's not just like a regular person.
Sometimes.
Well, sometimes you're not like, it just depends on the situation, you know?
Just to be clear, like I'm deeply aware of my own fame.
Now obviously it's not traditional fame,
everyone's gonna make your calling yourself famous,
like yeah bitch, I get stopped in the street
like 10 times a day, like please, I know.
Like I know what I am.
I literally went to a diner yesterday.
I literally couldn't eat.
I couldn't eat, like please, I know.
So I'm deeply aware of it, you know?
That's why I leave the house.
I try and look somewhat nice if I can.
People who pretend like they don't know
that they're famous, like, bitch, like, but you know.
But you think about, like, Ben, like,
for a guest of a guest, like,
but do you think about your fame?
Actually, I didn't think of it.
So maybe I don't always think of it.
Cause no, I didn't.
They would be so excited to have a famous person.
Actually, maybe I do.
Maybe I did think about it because I'm thinking like,
I don't want to be like that obnoxious famous person
who thinks she could just like steamroll into this club.
What is fame for if not that?
It's so true.
And everyone be so excited to have you.
And I'm sure, is it like a Jewish club?
Cause then like they would be so-
Right, I know my demo.
I can do a set.
You could work.
I could literally sing for my supper.
And you know, these clubs have like big Jewish contingencies
the ones like on Long Island and Jersey.
Yeah, well some don't.
Well, of course we're not going to those types of clubs.
Yeah, I don't think it's the same.
You're not famous there.
You are not famous there.
I would urge any Jew not to look too deep
into the history of your particular country club
because there's a likelihood
you weren't allowed for a while.
Yeah, for sure.
But now we're taking our power back.
Let's focus on the positive.
How good is this club sandwich?
Yes.
We're taking up space.
Okay, we are taking up space.
Also, I recorded the good guys yesterday.
That's what I did.
You're a good wife.
I am.
It was a fun episode because Paige joined too.
So it was like a pregnancy like thing
and literally Ben and Josh shouldn't even talk.
So that was fun.
And so like, obviously I'm feeling a little,
I'm feeling some type of way about it.
What do you mean?
That I went on the good guys.
Like, and now I'm coming back here like.
Oh, you're feeling like a traitor.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I wanted to say it
before like the episode is released.
Okay, well we forgive you.
You promoted the toast, I'm sure.
I actually didn't.
Great.
Because at the end, Ben was like, rate, review, subscribe. He was like, Turdi, Great. Because at the end Ben was like,
rate, review, subscribe.
He was like,
Turdi, do you wanna promote anything?
I was like, no.
Everybody here knows who I am.
I'm president here.
That's famous.
Yeah, right.
I was like, no, you guys know, like follow me.
Like, do you know?
Okay, okay, cool.
We'll get them next time, God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll get them next time.
Well, I think everyone here deserves a dose of Nerlato.
What do you say? 1000%. So without further ado, da, do, da, yeah, yeah. We'll get them next time. Well, I think everyone here deserves a dose of Nerlotta. What do you say?
1000%.
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First story of the day, wrapping up the first story
of the week, Wendy's V. Katy Perry.
Oh my God, yeah.
The girls are fighting.
So-
Wait, did you see the story I sent you this morning?
Yeah.
Did you think it was like good for the Fast Five?
Yeah, I'm including it.
Cool, cool, cool.
I thought it was like a good Friday,
like Cuban interest story.
Yeah.
And so-
Sorry to have cut you off, continue.
And so that we shall discuss.
We'll leave you on the cliffhanger.
But no, Wendy's V Katy Perry.
We spoke about this week how Wendy's was tweeting
and we only cited one tweet of them saying,
like, can we send her back?
But they had been like in the tweets all week,
just like railing on Katy Perry.
On Katy specifically?
On Katy specifically, yeah.
That's weird.
Yeah, it is weird.
And now they're, Katy has spoken out about it
and Wendy's is responding and my computer is down.
So that's really great.
No here, okay.
Wendy's is defending their shady Katy Perry post
despite backlash and they've gotten a little bit of backlash
but definitely not enough to like actually harm sales
or anything.
Warrant, they could have gotten away with.
Yeah, but they say that they always bring a little spice.
So they said, we always bring a little spice to our socials. And they insisted that they
have a ton of respect for Katy Perry and her out of this world talent. Um, and that was
that. And then, okay, so it was a kind of a big deal that they responded. Like, again,
there wasn't that much backlash or they could have gotten away with not, but they are a
brand account. And anytime a brand gets backlash,
they like shit their pants,
or go, so they had to release a statement.
Now, Katie then responded again.
What did she say?
And just like continuing to harp on the point.
Yeah.
And it was like, okay, let it go.
I just feel like the more Katie speaks,
like she just doesn't help herself. So like, it was nice that like other people like us were taking up for her was like, OK, let it go. I just feel like the more Katie speaks, like she just doesn't help herself. So like it was nice that like other people like us were taking up for her,
being like, no, this is wrong.
And right.
But whenever like she gets involved, she just kind of puts her foot in her mouth.
And so it's not the most effective way.
And then people like don't really want to have her back anymore.
But I will continue to have her back and say that Wendy's was wrong for this.
This is weird.
People were saying that their whole thing
is that they have, they've got beef, right?
So they make up beef with people because Wendy's has beef.
And so that's why they're doing this with Katie
because they love having beef.
Now, the predictions are saying that one of the odds
Katy Perry stars in next year
is Wendy's Super Bowl commercial, right?
Like there's going to be some sort of big endorsement,
which I think is like one of very few ways
to make this right.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
You don't, because you think Katy's too mad?
Yeah, and I also think like they don't like her.
Like they capitalize on like a move.
I don't think she's good for sales.
I think they said what they said
because they know that nobody cares
and nobody's not shopping at Wendy's
because they hurt Katy Perry's feelings.
Like I think she has a low Q score.
So why would she be in a commercial?
I guess.
I think she could be in like a Jack in the Box commercial.
A Burger King.
A competitor, not burger, still Q score low,
but like a competitor that wants to like ride the coattails. And have a moment.
And have a moment, Katy Perry.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
I like that, you would love it.
You would love it.
Also, Jessica Chastain is chiming in,
like taking shots at the ladies.
She retweeted- At the ladies.
At the ladies of the Blue Origin flight.
She retweeted an article from The Guardian,
an opinion piece that was called,
the Blue Origin flight showcased the utter defeat
of American feminism.
In which case, you will love it.
The thing is, is like, I have been saying, you know,
for many years, we need to have some sort of referendum
on how we got here.
We need to defeat American feminism.
With modern American feminism, it is like the most toxic.
And so I just hate that like we're having the conversation
on the backs of this particular event
because while it was cringe and weenie like,
it was in good spirit.
Like, I don't know, why are we having this conversation now?
Like, to me there have been many more egregious things.
There are so many things that are akin to this.
I can't really think of examples,
but just nonsense disguised as feminism, right?
So many things. Yes.
And everyone champions those things.
Oh my God, this is amazing.
And I'm sure these girls are like, wait, why now?
Why this nonsense act disguised as feminism?
Why are we taking them out?
What did we do differently? I think they-
I thought they were acting in line
with what the women wanted.
Yeah.
I think they're shocked by this reaction,
but I think it's a culmination of nonsense.
And we're not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, but I actually feel bad for them.
I just feel like there have been so many more instances
of like feminism that have actually been like harmful
to women, like this wasn't harmful, it was just like silly.
And like not deep, right?
Them being like, I'm gonna wear my lipstick in space.
Like it's just a corny and whatever.
But I hate that we're having this referendum
around this particular event
because I think there have been far worse
and more damaging.
I'm trying to think of like a,
I mean, I know you guys like don't wanna hear it, but.
Blake Lively.
I think a lot of what's going on with Blake Lively
like has a lot to do with like toxic modern feminism.
I don't think that's a strong example.
Okay, fine, it's not the right example,
but you know what I'm saying.
Like why now?
Why this origin?
I agree, I think they're shocked.
I think they thought they were like,
they were in line with the culture
and that everyone would love this.
Especially, I don't think Katy Perry's shocked.
I think she's used to waking up every day
and like getting shit for everything she does.
But I don't think Gail King thought she would ever,
you know, find herself at the center
of like a big flop like this.
But it's also like not fair,
the amount of hate that Katie is getting
and it's not evenly spread out amongst the women.
Like if I'm- She is taking on, yeah.
I'm mad at the activist, I'm mad at the astronaut,
I'm mad at Gayle King, like take some of the brunt.
But she is the most famous one and that's sort of-
I guess, it's just not fair.
The price you pay.
The hate should be split equally in sixths.
Agreed, so you're saying more hate to the civil rights activists?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No, it's not equally distributed by any means.
That's unfair to Katy.
She is really the one, her reputation is suffering.
Whatever Gayle King does next, this will not follow her.
This will follow Katy Perry forever
and why they did the same thing.
I don't know.
I feel like Gayle King maybe is having a harder time
like emotionally right now
because she's not used to this whirlwind, right?
Everything, Gail King is a media darling.
She's Oprah's best friend.
Yeah, and I don't want to dox anyone,
but we still don't know who said, oh my goddess.
We don't.
We don't know that with certain kids.
It's almost like they're protecting the identity
of the person who said it. And I want to know who it is like for my own life,
but I don't want to dox anyone, you know, and put like,
Docs isn't the right word because unless you're going to unless you're going to say their
address on the toes like that target on them and I don't want to ask them, you know, I
mean, it wasn't Gail.
And it wasn't any of the famous people, right? Cause we know their voices.
There's a chance it was Katie.
In which case, how could she get more hate
than she's already getting?
Right.
Sound off in the comments.
Who do you think said, oh my goddess?
It definitely wasn't Lauren Sanchez.
I'll tell you that she was the one who said the moon, the moon.
Oh, you're right.
And then a voice coming from elsewhere was, oh my goddess.
Yeah. I hope this saga never ends.
I'll be like, we've had a story about it every single day and I'm not mad in the slightest.
Yeah, I agree.
I want more space travel.
But maybe, maybe just maybe.
I want more women in space.
Maybe going to space for eight minutes
gives you the sort of perspective that you need
to weather a storm. To withstand.
Like this.
Yeah, Romeo.
Don't go in there.
Romeo's acting a fool. Bad boy. Yeah, Romeo's there. Hey, bad boy.
Yeah, Romeo's being kind of a bad boy.
I might just need to like-
Romeo's being disruptive to the flow of the show.
I might just need to let him go.
Do you know what I mean?
Let him go chew on some cable somewhere, okay?
Yeah, so I just know something's gonna be broken
when I get up out of here.
This hasn't gone the way that I thought it would.
If you're watching on YouTube,
you've probably saw me like last five minutes
just sort of scrambling.
And if you've listened to this in an audio episode
and be like, what was up with Claudia these last five
minutes, I was extremely flustered trying to get Romeo to like.
I think we have to practice letting it go.
Let him go.
So he's on the, I can't even see him.
He's on the other side of the curtain.
Like, I wonder what he's doing.
You have to trust in your sweeping nature
that like things have been swiped.
Let me just make sure there's no like food on the floor.
You've never left food on the floor.
No, but like maybe if I had groceries,
there's like, there's stacks of like Pellegrino
on the floor, he can eat that.
Keep the boy sparkling water.
Hopefully he's just sitting there like chewing on my slipper.
You know, I have a pair of slippers over there.
That's exactly what he's doing.
Not like a big cord.
Are you ready for our next story?
I am and I'm gonna be more present,
like fuck Romeo, you know?
Yeah, fuck that dog.
Yeah. A clueless sequel series with Alicia Silverstone I am and I'm going to be more present like fuck Romeo, you know, yeah, fuck that dog. Yeah a
Clueless sequel series with Alicia Silverstone is returning in development at Peacock
So yesterday was announced that Alicia Silverstone is attached to the reprise to reprise the role of Cher Horowitz in a clueless sequel series
At Peacock variety has learned the show is currently in development exact plot details are being kept under wraps from the fact
That the show will serve as a follow-up
to the cult classic film.
Now, nobody loves Scuteless more than me.
Literally, it's probably in my top three favorite movies.
I love Cher.
I feel like Alicia Silverstone over the years,
has not shied away from referencing to reference
or not reference Cher.
And every time she does it,
it just doesn't hit for me.
Do you know what I mean? No, because Alicia Silverstone, like in her personal life, is not Cher. And every time she does it, just like doesn't hit for me. Do you know what I mean?
No, because Alicia Silverstone,
like in her personal life is not Cher.
Is not Cher like.
No.
She does that.
What's that feeding?
She like chews her kids foods.
Like, you know the, how birds,
birds will eat their chew food
and then like feed it to their babies.
So they don't chew it themselves.
It's like pre-chewed food.
Okay.
And she does that.
Cher would never.
She's a hippie.
She's very hippie, yes.
And Cher is a material girl.
Correct.
So yeah, in the past,
I love when people reference their big famous role.
I hate when they ignore it.
So I like that she does it,
but I don't know, it doesn't excite me at all.
And so for this, I don't know,
I just know they're gonna like wokeify Clueless.
Like Clueless is perfect, like please leave it alone.
Please leave it alone because even if they say that,
now like yes, once they wokeify it, like it's over, game over.
It's over.
But say like they kept it like just standard
and Cher has grown up and so she has a daughter
who's in high school getting her license.
That's what it is.
That's what it is, That's what it is.
Like please Lord no.
Okay?
Agreed.
Please Lord no, this has never been done well.
She's right you guys, listen to her.
This is our favorite movie, Protect the Sanctity.
You ruined Mean Girls, right?
You had to go and do it.
You ruined Mean Girls.
We're gonna all forget about it.
Right. You ruined, this. We're gonna all forget about it. Right.
But you ruined, this has never been done right.
I think maybe Fuller House was a success.
Yes.
I didn't watch it so I couldn't say.
But it was widely, it was enjoyed.
It was enjoyed.
Please Lord no.
Yeah, this movie is like really too important
to too many people.
There is a generation of young women
that were raised on Clueless.
Like so much of, I could say confidently,
my personality I feel comes from the movie Clueless.
Like we quote it all the time,
like just leave the fuck alone, okay?
If they had a track record
of doing these sorts of things successfully,
I would get excited.
Like, you know, the first time we heard news such as this,
we were excited.
They tried to do with Gossip Girl.
They've tried to do with Pretty Little Liars.
Like, stop. They're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Stop. Don. They've tried to do it with Pretty Little Liars. Like, stop.
They're bringing it back.
They're bringing it back.
Stop.
Don't.
No, really don't.
Like, we are okay.
And why don't you just, like, do something original?
And this is coming from two of the biggest fans of the movie.
So if your fans aren't even excited about this,
who is this for?
And that's why, like, as much as we joke
that they, you know, announced the Legally Blonde sequel,
like, 10 years ago, and never wrote it,
and Mindy Kaling's attached to it and how exciting.
It's probably best that it hasn't come out yet.
Cause that's another, I put Legally Blonde
in the bucket of movies that also raise me,
like with Clueless, Mean Girls,
those are important films
and they need to be protected, their legacy.
And the day that it comes out,
we will have to contend with what we've seen.
No, and we'll have to live with ourselves.
And I don't wanna have to deal with that, you know,
because even if it's not an abomination,
it's not gonna be what it was.
It's not gonna be what Legally Blonde was.
So just write a different movie for Christ sakes.
And see when Reese Witherspoon is also a great example
of a celebrity who was constantly referencing
her big role, right?
Obviously she's done a million things,
she's a billionaire now, but we all know her
and we love her from Elle Woods
and she's always leaning in, which I appreciate.
And I do feel like her personality as a swirly
isn't that far off from Elle.
She's very cutesy and girly and you can see the connection
and so when she does it, it always brings me joy.
Always, always, always brings me joy.
And that just hasn't been the case with the Cher, historically.
Now remember the Cher, excuse me, the clueless TV show.
Loved.
But Alicia Silverstone wasn't Cher.
No.
And it was before, excuse me, it was after the movie.
Yeah.
And it was good.
It was good.
But they had the same character who played Amber, right?
Yeah, and I think Murray was the same.
Right, so I don't know what the connection
from the Clueless TV show and the Clueless movie was,
but it was a very good TV show,
and it was at the same era, so it was really like 90s.
It was really, it was cool.
No, it was really, I mean, the people were still
young enough to play their same characters,
so it wasn't too far off.
It was well done, but those executives are long dead.
And the people who are writing this did not write that.
No, no, the vibes are, it's over.
It's over. Clueless is over party.
And that's okay.
Right.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Don't mess with perfection.
Don't mess with perfection.
I completely agree.
So I know you thought we would be excited about this,
but we're not. Yeah, I feel like I got tagged in this a lot. People said to me like, oh look, I'm like, I completely agree. So I know you thought we would be excited about this, but we're not.
Yeah, I feel like I got tagged in this a lot.
People said, he's be like, oh look, I'm like, ugh, vomiting.
Yeah, our next story is some more
new TV show development news.
Really excited to get your thoughts
because Jennifer Lopez is set to star
in Netflix's The Last Mrs. Parrish.
So The Last Mrs. Parrish is a super popular
thriller novel, like one of the ones that everyone reads.
Now I didn't read it because I read the book
called The Wife Between Us,
which then I heard was a carbon copy
of The Last Mrs. Parrish.
So I know the premise.
So I can-
Yeah.
So Jennifer Lopez will star as the lead role
in The Last Mrs. Parrish written by Liv Constantine,
a bestselling book that came out in 2021.
The psychological thriller centers on a twisted con artist
who targets a wealthy couple, the Parishes,
as her next victim.
She infiltrates the pair by befriending the wife
and seducing the husband with the master plan.
So is J.Lo the wife or the con woman?
I feel like the wife.
She's the wife.
Because the con woman is younger.
Is younger.
Yeah, with the master plan of becoming
the next Mrs. Parish, only to discover
that the wife's life is far more complicated than she could have
imagined. Additional casting has not yet been announced but we can imagine that
the other person, the other woman who will play the con woman will look like
JLo a little bit. Like a younger JLo. Yeah, I mean not they're not meant to be
like interchangeable but like it's kind of like house made where it's like
obviously this man has a certain likes a certain type of woman and the woman is
trying to endear herself to the husband.
So.
You also just reminded me that I saw, oh yeah.
Colleen Hoover posted on Instagram, new casting news.
Rudy Pankow from.
JJ.
Outer Banks, yeah.
Is gonna be in reminders of him.
So I'm imagining he plays like the,
there's like a throwback, the young version of the guy.
Yeah.
I think. But back to J-Lo.
Reminders of him, I didn't read that one.
You didn't read that one, it's not a super popular one.
And it was the last Colleen Hoover book that I read,
meaning it was like.
It sent you out the door.
Kind of.
You weren't wanting more.
I can't tell you, I did not enjoy it.
It was just like, I thought to myself,
could I be using my time in a better manner?
And it turns out that I could have.
Back to this.
I think this is enormously disappointing
for a multitude of reasons
and I'm not blaming it all on JLo.
I'll say this, The Last Mrs. Parrish is like one
of the top 10 most popular books of the last five years.
Like-
The thrillers specifically.
Yes, people, I loved it.
People love this book.
It's like Gone Girl.
Yes, it is so popular.
Like the movie adaptation could be huge.
Now we talked about this earlier in the week.
Netflix does not have a good track record
of turning books into movies.
And I feel like already being like a little unsure
because Netflix like, I don't know.
And I feel like the last Mrs. Parrish,
like this should have been a blockbuster.
This should be at theaters.
Gone Girl.
Yes, exactly.
Gone Girl is the perfect comparison.
We should have had like a bigger moment.
And I actually, I'm like done clouding on JLo.
I feel like she's like had a hard year,
but I do want to say like,
there is something fraudulent about everything she does
when it comes to movies.
Like every movie, it just gives straight to DVD energy.
It's so, yes, except for Hustlers, but it's so corny.
Like all the movies that she does, like she's always doing these global,
she's always doing these like global press junkets.
And I'm like, I've never even heard of this movie, Atlas.
Like she's always just making shit up.
So I have a very bad feeling about this.
Although if done well, like let's say we're so wrong.
It turns out to be amazing.
This could be huge for the JLo comeback tour
because she desperately needs favorable things
and people loved this book.
And if she crushes it and the movie crushes,
it actually could be a good strategy.
I agree, but this casting just does not bode well
for the movie.
She's really, and it's crazy because like her early work
Made in Manhattan. And she could even do the best job at her job in this.
Like say, I don't think she's the best actress, but like say she like nails the acting.
If the rest of the movie is like getting this low brow treatment, it's not gonna be.
But what is it, like what has changed?
Because there was a period of time where like JLo movies were instant successes, Made in Manhattan,
The Wedding Planner, Selena.
Like, how do you go from that to like actually being
like a community theater actress?
I feel like maybe she has a production company
that's like involved in a lot of her projects now.
And so they like pick the worst sets
and like the worst locations and-
That's a good call.
Something like that.
You know, she loves like fun things herself.
She used to probably just be in front of the camera,
but the more success you have,
you get to be behind the scenes
and maybe that's harming the projects.
You get more power.
Yeah.
And you think that maybe that was like
the nail in the coffin for her.
It's just harming her projects
because maybe they haven't gotten casting
and she's has, you know, just bad eye for that.
So I hate to be like negative from the get,
but I don't have a good feeling about this.
No, this was something again, when I saw this,
I was like, rats.
This book was so similar to a book that you told me to read.
The Wife Between Us.
Was that it?
Yeah.
Do you read it?
Yeah.
It's the same thing.
I read the same book twice and it was like,
young girl attacks, like, attacks wealthy couple by befriending
and then seducing and it's like, who's crazy?
The wife or the, and they're literally were the same book.
No, and in The Wife Between Us.
What was the one where the character was named Nina?
Oh, no, no, no, that was A.R.Tory.
She was like-
That was another book literally followed the same blueprint.
Yeah, but we loved that book,
but it was different.
Yeah, no, and at the end, like, spoiler alert,
like the con woman loses
and you're like supposed to feel bad for her.
The lesson is like revenge isn't worth it.
But she, like her whole life,
it was like kind of ambiguous.
That was a little different.
A.R.Tory, Every Little Secret, something like that.
Maybe.
No, The Wife Between Us was literally the same thing.
And also the big twist in The Wife Between Us,
skip ahead 10 seconds if you don't want to hear,
but I don't think anyone cares,
is that you think you're reading the point of view
of the crazy person the whole time.
And then it like turned out to be the wife in past tense
or something like that.
Yes, when the book splits in half
and then you're reading from the second POV
or like, what the fuck?
What the fuck did I just read?
Because it's not what I thought I was reading.
Yeah, it was really good.
Really good.
Cool, cool, cool.
Sorry to spoil like four books for you.
So I am like, obviously I'm cautiously pessimistic,
but I'm hoping to be, I would love to be wrong.
Cause I think it would be huge for JLo.
Like a book that's is successfully turned into a movie.
Like people love.
Yeah.
And she desperately needs the love of the people.
Yeah. I just, even if the movie's like good, whatever.
Netflix things like happen in like a 48 hour cycle.
In a blink of an eye.
That it's not gonna move the needle that much.
Even if it's really good. It's so true.
That's why she needs like a big blockbuster rollout
like the theaters.
Or like maybe go to Broadway or something,
show everyone how talented you are again.
Go back to the talent.
Well, that's sort of the issue at hand.
Right, people saying she's never sang live
and she's not real and it's the voice of Ashanti.
They say it's Ashanti singing.
Like that's what the blinds alleged said.
Yeah, there are conspiracy theory rumors about JLo
that like she does not sing, she's never sung.
She's always had lip singers.
And if you ever need a little bit of like,
just a taste of why you think that this conspiracy theory
might be true, you have to listen to the song,
Ain't Your Mama by JLo and Meghan Trainor,
because Meghan Trainor sings on it the entire time.
And there are parts where they're trying to make it seem
like it's JLo, but it's clearly Meghan Trainor.
I just want to say for a long time,
I just believed this theory.
Like I didn't question it.
I was like, yeah, she doesn't sing.
I'm like, who cares? Whatever happens.
And then we saw her perform live. Where? At Robin Hood. Oh, I don't question it. I was like, yeah, she doesn't sing like who cares? Whatever happens. And then we saw her perform live.
Where? At Robin Hood.
Oh, oh, oh, I don't remember that.
I thought you were talking about when we saw her at a Super Bowl party, too.
But it was like this big arena. You can fake it.
We saw her at the Robin Hood gala.
I don't remember her performance.
And she was singing.
No, the thing is, she has performed so much for so long.
There would be way more compelling live video evidence
if this whole thing was in fact fraudulent.
And I don't think you would agree to perform
at the Super Bowl, literally the world's largest stage.
If you had this-
The world's largest lip syncing stage.
If you had this big secret to hide.
I don't know, if I was a lip syncing,
I'd love to do the Super Bowl.
It's encouraged.
And like, that's why she's leaned so much into dance,
is like she can take these two minute dance breaks
and not sing because she's dancing.
Yeah, I have like moved on from that theory.
I just wanna say.
I wouldn't say I've moved on.
I just would say I'm open to it being not true.
I'm now in the theory that JLo's like owned
and operated companies are ruining her projects.
That's what I think.
I think that's not even so much a theory,
more is just a high likelihood.
Are you ready for our next story?
Is it number three?
It's number four.
Oh, I guess I'm not, right?
I guess you're not.
Is it our fourth story that's brought to you by Babylist?
And I'm so excited because I feel like
we've been talking about Babylist for a while,
and I've been talking about it,
about how I use it for organization, and I have, excited because I feel like we've been talking about Babylist for a while and I've been talking about it like about how I use it for organization and I have,
but actually this week I started like registering for stuff.
Yeah, you sent me yours, it's so cute.
I actually use Babylist also this week
to get a gift for a friend.
It was so easy.
Oh, so did I.
It was easy as pie.
It was so easy.
So easy.
Well, Shannon texted me and she was like,
by the way, I'm not gonna buy you anything
like I know how you are, but like when the time comes,
can you send me your registry?
And I was like embarrassed because it was empty.
It was just like literally one thing on it.
So I started to get it together
and I've been having so much fun.
Like I actually, when I was shopping on BabyList
for a gift for our friend
who we both bought a gift for this week,
I ended up seeing something that I liked
and added it to my registry as well.
So I kind of stole one of her ideas.
That's another great part about BabyList.
Like go look at people's registries and get ideas.
What's really great about it is like,
it's very intimidating, especially the first time.
Like, okay, I need a stroller.
You think you'll just buy a stroller?
No, you can't just buy a stroller.
Like there's so many different factors about where you live.
Do you have other kids?
Like, how sure are you?
Like there are so many things.
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Cause honestly, at first I was like watching
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And then it was so overwhelming.
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Like, you don't know anything, you're not an expert.
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I saw that when I was registering for stuff,
which is so smart, because let's say I'm like
registering for a crib and your friend like
literally has one that she doesn't use anymore,
like give it to me.
Yeah, give it to me.
So a lot of the stuff that I registered for was clothing,
because like it's so easy to get away,
like carry it away.
And like, I don't believe in like buying expensive clothing, shocking it's so easy to get away, like carry it away. And I don't believe in buying expensive clothing,
shocking, for the baby, but you can buy
the expensive clothing.
You can get a gift.
And there are certain things that you need for the baby
that aren't gifts.
I don't want burp cloths as a gift.
That's just a utility.
Right.
But I want pargy little things as gifts.
Yeah, I did register for pargy little things as gifts. Yeah, I did register for like pargy little trinkets.
I went to like Tiffany's and they have a universal registry.
So you can add it from any website.
So I was like, all right.
You can add from Neiman Marcus.
I did.
From Chanel.
I did not.
From Shop Toast merch.
You can, I went to Tiffany's.
I just wanted to see what they had.
Oh my, the cutest little like things I would never buy,
but like a little porcelain.
I don't know what it's meant for,
but I was thinking like to hold baby teeth.
Like so cute, this like little trinket.
Like it's too cute.
So it's really perfect for obviously like the hardcore gear,
cause that stuff is really expensive.
Right, I see.
But then also like fun little Chachki's knickknacks,
designer items you would never buy for yourself.
But that you would love to have.
That you would love to have.
And then when you buy from Babylist directly,
like most of my furniture is from Babylist.
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Thank you, Claudia.
I'm so worried about Romeo.
Do you wanna go check on him?
No. Okay, are you ready for our next story? Yeah, just know like while I'm so worried about Romeo. Like- Do you want to go check on him? No.
Okay. Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah. Just know like while I'm physically here,
my mind is elsewhere.
I understand. I'm waiting on a package.
So my-
You know, it's the plights of motherhood.
My mind is elsewhere too.
I'm waiting on a package.
Our next story is actually really crazy
because Haley Joel Osmond has gone off the deep end.
I'm devastated.
Like as a person who was deeply impacted
by the film, secondhand lions, I'm devastated to hear this.
He's apologizing for using an antisemitic slur
during his blackout arrest.
So by the way, I'm sorry,
I missed the antisemitic part of this.
I just saw his mug shot.
I was like, he was probably drunk.
Oh yeah, no, he was drunk and disorderly at a ski lodge
blocking people from getting on the ski lift.
And then-
Oh yeah, I heard he, I read that he put his helmet
on backwards and got on the ski lift wasted without skis.
I didn't hear anything about an anti-semitic slur.
So he was acting belligerent, he was arrested,
and he started like hurling slurs at the officers.
I kept seeing anti-semitic slur, anti-semitic slur,
and nobody would tell me what he said.
And I'm like- The K word?
I don't want to watch the video because I don't said. And I'm like. The K-word?
I don't want to watch the video
because I don't care enough,
but what are you talking about?
And Variety, thank you, let me know.
Oh, okay.
First of all, he called the officer driving him to jail
a fucking Nazi, and then the K-word,
which are kind of conflicting.
Okay, but how did he know that the officer was Jewish?
Because it's really not a popular job for a Jew.
Was the officer even Jewish? These are maybe all things I could find for a Jew. I don't, was the officer even Jewish?
These are maybe all things I could find out
if I watch the video, but I don't want to.
Anyways, he was in a blackout.
So he now is saying he had no idea
that he said those things
and that he would have apologized sooner.
And this is what, this is his apology.
But let me just also say, so he's acting belligerent
at a California ski lodge,
blocking people from getting on the ski lift
according to body cam footage
and other videos obtained by TMZ.
So they arrested him, then he started slinging slurs.
But so it's such a crazy like word to have in your back pocket. It's not a popular slur.
No, no, no. He said, I'm absolutely horrified by my behavior.
Had I known I use this disgraceful language in the throes of a blackout, I would have spoken up sooner.
The past few months of loss and displacement, he lost his home in the throes of a blackout, I would have spoken up sooner. The past few months of loss and displacement,
he lost his home in the fires,
have broken me down to a very low emotional place.
But that's no excuse for using this disgusting word.
From the bottom of my heart,
I apologize to absolutely everyone that this hurts.
What came out of my mouth was nonsensical garbage.
I've let the Jewish community down and it devastates me.
Wait, can I say it like I actually believe it?
I forgive it.
No, like my only like reservation is that it's such an uncommon word that if you have
it in your back pocket, I imagine you say it quite a bit.
That's my only reservation because other than that, like it's so random.
It wasn't hurled at a Jew.
Not me like making so many excuses for Haley Joel Osmond, but also, I don't know,
this is actually a really good apology.
And that's the point of an apology, right?
I hate that we've gotten to a place
where someone apologizes and it means nothing,
and they're saying nothing, and nobody's forgiving them,
and it doesn't move the needle.
I am someone who is open to apologies and forgiveness,
and I wanna keep that about myself,
and as best as he could have apologized for this, he did.
I've let the Jewish community down and it devastates me.
Like that seriously makes me want to cry.
He said, I don't ask for anyone's forgiveness,
but I promise to atone for my terrible mistake.
I don't know.
I am like really willing to forgive.
And I don't know if that's because
it was a well-written apology
or because like I do have like a deep connection
to this man, like his sister was Lily.
Like this family means His sister was Lily.
This family means a lot to me.
I love Haley Joel Osment.
That movie, Second Hand Lions, was so...
How many times did we watch that movie growing up?
We loved that movie.
We did.
Emily, Osment, of course.
I said that already, yeah.
Thanks for listening.
No, but I'm also just thinking,
I know we're supposed to be really mad at this, right?
And anti-Semitism is on the rise,
and it's really fucking scary and terrible. But it's like be like really mad at this, right? And like anti-Semitism is on the rise and it's really like fucking scary and terrible.
But it's like people are more mad about this
than they are about a synagogue being burned down
or Jewish people being beat up in the streets
or the governor whose family they tried to burn alive
in the government mansion.
Oh my God, I know.
And I'm more mad about those things than I,
and he's apologizing.
No, I feel that those things are more threatening
to the, like existentially to the Jewish people
than Haley Joel Osment calling probably a nice Gentile cop
of a K word.
But I just, even if the cop was Jewish or non-Jewish,
like it doesn't like affect or change what he did, right?
No, it does.
Because if, first of all, it's difficult to know.
I doubt this was like a Hasidic cop who had payas.
You would know that he was visibly Jewish.
So either his, I'm gonna argue that he wasn't.
And like, you just like, when you're drunk and angry,
like you say stuff, I feel like most people opt
for like the F slur, like men are always calling each other
that word.
Like the K one is so random, which is my only hesitation
in being like completely forgiving.
Cause like, that might be a word you just use a lot,
you know, so it's slipped out.
But you never know what comes out of the recesses
of your brain when you're blacked out.
So I don't know.
If anybody has any personal experience with Haley Joel,
being an anti-Semite, feel free to chime in.
But this person doesn't have a long history.
I'm inclined to think he was just like slinging words as a drunk.
And his apology like seems really heartfelt.
He seems really upset with himself and like,
I'm a forgiving person.
I don't know.
I like at first when I saw this, I'm like,
oh my God, crazy.
And another one.
Another one, literally.
But this apology seems meaningful.
As far as antisemitic threats that we need to worry about,
like the list is so, so long.
So by the time I get down to caring about Hailey Joel.
I'm too tired.
Can I go to sleep?
Right.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't feel threatened by Hailey Joel.
I don't know.
I just feel like he really feels bad
and that he's not a Jew hater.
Now, I do that really,
that came through in his apology.
Like, I feel like he really feels bad.
And I feel like if we can forgive him.
And now like, I feel bad. I'm like, it I feel like if we can forgive him. I feel bad.
I'm like, it's fine.
If we can forgive him, that's like major for him.
For him, yeah.
So I think, fool me once, shame on me.
It's true.
So first I'm hearing of this.
I am going to forgive him.
I'm going to forgive him too.
And it's funny, I feel like the people who
will be maddest about this are like the people who don't give
a shit about anti-Semitism. I mean, that's funny, I feel like the people who will be maddest about this are like the people who don't give a shit about antisemitism.
I mean, that's classic, right?
I also feel like maybe our bar for antisemitism
is just like higher these days.
It's so high.
So I'm okay.
I'm letting this go.
It's kind of the theme of today.
We're letting things go.
Yeah.
Okay, Hailey Joel, crazy turn of events for you.
Look, I just, I loved you in Entourage the Movie.
Yeah, me too.
I always think about him in that movie.
Bitch, where's my story?
Are you done with the stories?
No, no, no, your story's on my phone, bitch.
Oh, you clicked off your iPad.
I was like, oh, okay.
And my iPad was like freezing
and I wanted to look up Hailey Joel.
I got it.
What did you want to look up about him?
Like his movies.
Well, people know him and love him from the sixth sense,
which we never saw,
but that was like his big acting debut as a child star.
He was very handsome young kid.
And then he started secondhand lions, which we loved,
but that's not what people know him from.
Right. And pay it forward.
Pay it forward.
Oh my God. That movie always makes me cry.
Wait, remind me Helen Hunt.
This is his mom, right?
Helen Hunt, Kevin Spacey. Wait, and remind me what pay it forward. Oh my god, that movie always makes me cry. Wait, remind me Helen Hunt. This is his mom, right? Helen Hunt Kevin Spacey?
Wait and remind me what pay it forward is about.
The story of a social studies teacher who gives an assignment to his junior high school class to think of an idea to change
The world for the better than put it into action
When one young student creates a plan for paying forward favors
He not only affects the life of his struggling single mother
But he sets in motion an unprecedented wave
of human kindness, which unbeknownst to him
has blossomed into a profound national phenomenon.
Okay, I don't remember it,
but I just remember like being really impacted
by that movie as a young girl.
Me too.
Oh my God, chills, I forgot about that movie.
Toast movie of the week?
Toast movie of the week, next time we do one.
Watch, you can see that it's bad actually.
Right, an anti-Semitic.
Well no, that was like everything we did
for Toast movie of the week, like the invention of lying.
Remember we were shot sighted.
Toast movie of the week was like a failed social experiment
because it was supposed to be fun.
Like going back to watch some of our faves
and being like, oh my, you guys have never seen this movie.
Let's all watch it together.
Meanwhile, we just ended up looking stupid and embarrassed
because every movie we chose sucked.
Because you just remember things differently,
like childhood films, except Sleepover.
It was the only one that held up.
Yes.
Julie Gorky.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
I am because I found it and I'm excited about it.
So the most popular MLB player walk-up songs
of the season have been released.
Now, are you familiar with walk-up songs?
Ben was explaining it to me. I imagine it's a song that plays on the sound system
when the player is walking up to bat.
Yes, and it becomes like a real big part
of like the culture of the team, the particular player.
I thought that they didn't really change theirs
and Ben was explaining that they're Juan Soto
for the Mets is like the best player.
And his song is,
I think it might be My Girl by The Temptations or Why Do You Build Me Up, like one of those,
and the stadium fucking loves it.
Like it's great for team morale.
And I thought you had the same one every time,
but this list just came out
and so many of them are contemporary songs.
So I guess people are changing theirs.
And the number one most popular,
like I never would have guessed.
The number one most popular walk-up song in the MLB
is White Horse by Chris Stapleton.
Which is like a one year old song.
How does that go?
Okay, so then this morning,
then I saw that this morning and it inspired me
to listen to Chris Stapleton while I got ready.
It's honestly a great song.
Just in your white horse.
Like it's really.
Well, that's like the vibe I'm seeing of all these songs.
Like it's, I'm surprised God's Country's not on here.
Like it's very like.
It is.
Oh yes it is.
Wow. Okay.
Yeah. It's, it's very like hard country.
Yeah.
Like it's like where country meets rock and roll.
Oklahoma.
The number five song is 8-No-Love-In-Oklahoma,
which encapsulates this like angry country.
It's country that like converges on rock and roll.
So number one, White Horse.
Number two, God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash.
I don't even know that song.
Yeah, I guess it's not like Johnny's biggest.
No, it's not.
Number three, The Stroke by Billy Squire.
That's a good song because the stroke.
Yeah.
And they're stroking.
Very literal.
Number four, God's country.
That's a great walk-up song.
Yeah, number five, 8-11 Oklahoma.
That would be mine.
Yeah, well, that is what I wanted to ask you.
Like what would be your walk-up song?
And it wouldn't be 8-11 Oklahoma,
because we're not baseball players.
But if we were walking up, kind of like walking on stage,
what would your song be?
Now it can't be a-
Walking on stage or like I'm a baseball player.
Can I be a baseball player?
Okay, let's say you're a baseball player.
My song.
I'm looking at my Spotify quickly.
Yeah, it's hard.
Like what's a song that really encapsulates,
I know what yours would be.
What?
Perfect Day by Hoku.
No, but that's not me as a baseball player.
No, not as a baseball player.
That's what my question is.
A song, you as you.
Well, let's say you happen to be playing baseball.
Me as me?
Oh, well then, like, yeah,
I'd have to go something swirly,
but I like this exercise better.
Something hard.
Okay, fine.
Like something, I mean, mine would be
Broken Hearted by Carmen, obviously. Okay, fine. Like something, I mean, mine would be brokenhearted
by Carmen, obviously.
Oh my gosh.
I want something hard.
Yeah, like I like that, that genre.
Oklahoma is a great song.
I gotta go to more baseball games.
Seems like I'd really like the music.
But I also feel like some of them could be doing like,
like the greatest show, you know,
a little theater in there.
I also thought that I would have just assumed that like,
you can't have the same song as someone else,
even though there's so many teams, like what's stopping it,
but it should be like, everybody has to choose a unique one.
The next one is Fine by Travis Scott,
featuring Playboy Cardi.
What do you think is Shohei Otani's walk-up song?
I'm gonna look it up.
Well, I could probably like find his picture in this.
As long as he's- No, what if he's-
Unless he's not in the popular songs.
It's the bleachers don't take the money.
I'm not sure what that song is.
It's not on here.
So us and Shohei don't have like similar.
What's Pete Alonso's?
All the other songs.
Oh, and who's the one, the Game of Thrones guy?
And he does Game of Thrones, Noah
Cinderard? Yeah, I think he walks up to Game of Thrones cuz he looks like- Jackie he hasn't played on the Mets like seriously Well, I went to a Met Game once and they play Game of Thrones because he looks like he's you know, a wildling
Okay, so I don't know what Pete says
It's Layla by Derek and the Dominos and the only other song on this list that I've heard of is Cowgirls by Morgan Wallen,
which of all the Morgan Wallen songs,
I'm surprised it's not.
It's not a good one.
Someone for the Mets has Rolling in the Deep,
which is kind of, oh, I guess like you want
your ball to go deep, but it's not the vibe.
It's not the vibe.
Somebody has Fight for Your Right, that's like a classic.
A lot of them, because I think a lot of baseball players come from like, that's like a classic. A lot of them,
because I think a lot of baseball players come from like,
you know, Latin countries,
they have a lot of like Spanish music.
Yeah.
Nice.
Hmm.
Yeah, I think I would stick with Broken Hearted by Carmen.
Sound off in the comments,
what would your walk-up song be?
Thanks for that, Claudia.
Was it Everything You Hope Worn More?
It was, did you feel like that was like a good,
like fun, human interest, sporty Friday story?
You know I love diversifying the stories
and I'm never gonna like it.
Me too.
And I thought it would give us a little bit more
of an opportunity to sing.
It didn't flush out like that, but it's fine.
Let's dive into our final segment of the week,
Queenie and Weenie of the week.
Jackie and I like to end every Friday
with a little segment we call Queenie and Weenie of the week where we give out two awards. Queenie of the week and Weenie of the Week. Jackie and I like to end every Friday with a little segment we call Queenie and Weenie of the Week
where we give out two awards,
Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.
They're pretty self-explanatory.
It's not that big of a deal.
Don't be sad if you find yourself
one day being Weenie of the Week.
It's a seven day title.
The next week you could be Queenie of the Week.
It's yet to happen, but it's entirely possible.
Now Jacqueline, would you like to start us off
with your Queenie of the Week?
Will I not?
My Queenie of the Week, despite all the odds,
my Queenies of the Week are the ladies of blue origin.
Not because of what they did
and whatever accomplishment they think they accomplished.
They think.
But because of the hate that they're withstanding.
My Queenie, literally on my list,
it says the women taking up space.
Yeah, and being unabashedly, unashamedfully cringey.
No, and like even despite all the hate,
like did you see Gail talking to a media interviewer
about the hate?
Like she, they're not taking this lying down.
No, and even if they're crying themselves to sleep at night,
like that they are putting on a strong face,
I think it's Queenie-like behavior.
No one's gotten this amount of hate in a long time.
And I feel as though it's blown out of proportion.
And I was the first person to start hating.
I can't stress that enough.
Yeah, but we were just saying that the mission,
they are not doing what they think that they're doing.
Okay.
Yeah, everyone's taking it too far,
especially Wendy's.
Oh my God, and then you're bringing the eggs into it,
and it's just a lot.
Like, and when Olivia Munn said it, okay, she said it, but now just making it- She said it before it too far, especially Wendy's. Oh my God, and then you're bringing eggs into it, and it's just a lot. Like, and when Olivia Munn said it, like, okay, she said it,
but now, like, just making it-
She said it before it was popular,
so it was something people were thinking,
and then she said it, which is what made it okay.
But then when like Olivia Wilde,
Emily Ratajkowski, Jessica Chastain, like, you know what?
You're supposed to be, you're like branding yourselves
always feminist, feminine, and so for you to jump on
like a woman hate train for something harmless,
like, you're the problem. No, as if the price of eggs is their fault and if they could even change the
fact that all those birds got bird flu, like there's apples and oranges. I feel like if you're
at a place where you're like just constantly bringing up the price of eggs in your argument,
like you could always bring up the price of eggs. It's a converse, it's an argument ender.
It is. It's so true. Kim, there argument ender. It is, it's so true.
Kim, there's people that are dying.
Like that's the-
Yeah, of course, and there's always people that are dying.
Like, and we could always talk about that.
But like if you put out a movie and I'm not saying like,
oh, the price of eggs, I don't want to come see your movie.
Correct.
Very true.
You know, I can say that about anything.
So it's just a point.
Agreed.
Now weenie of the week.
I have a weenie, but I do want to get-
Unless we're talking about the actual economy.
You know?
Oh, of course.
No, no.
If we are talking about the price of stuff,
yes, of course the price of eggs-
There's a time and place to complain
about the price of eggs.
It's an important conversation piece.
And the access to eggs.
I saw white eggs in my kitchen.
Oh, they gave me the release.
Because we only buy brown eggs
because like white eggs are so unnatural. Oh yeah, no, I never me the release. Because we only buy brown eggs because like white eggs are so unnatural.
So you know there was like a serious dearth at the store.
I obviously am sympathetic to like the egg epidemic,
but I just want to say I hate eggs.
So like it really hasn't affected me a lot.
So many eggs.
If they ever like raised the price
and there was like a whole epidemic of like chicken fingers,
I would be in trouble.
Yeah. Or like baked ruffles.
Oh my God, my house would be in shambles.
But until that day comes, like I'm chilling, you know?
No, no, no, we've been affected by the eggs.
And so I'm right there with you.
Of course you make your egg bites, omelets,
it's just not a problem for me.
Egg wash, and now I'm like using,
I'm wasting an egg to make egg wash
and it doesn't feel the same.
And you know, my husband loves omelets,
but he, Loki loves to use Bob Evans,
like the eggs in a party.
That's like him and his garlic from China.
Yes, exactly.
There's a lot of really like
illegitimate things. low-brow, tacky things about us.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Now, weenie of the week,
I am gonna say mine,
but I do wanna give an honorable mention.
I almost chose Jeff Bezos.
Like him jumping to the pod and falling
is actually the definition of weenie.
We didn't even talk about the fact that the door opened
and then they shut it so that he could pretend
to pry it open. They could have a media moment.
They could have a media moment.
And people are even saying so much
as that the whole thing was fake because of that.
No, I think he just wanted to be the one to open the door
and they staged it, but did he not realize there were cameras on them and we could all see? That was so we of that. No, I think he just like wanted to be the one to open the door and they staged it. But like, did he not realize there were cameras on them
and we could all see, like that was so weenie.
Yeah, and then he fell right before that.
So like the whole five minute thing.
I need to give an honorable mention.
But no, I know, but like-
But insisting that the door not open until he opens it.
When I think of the definition of weenie,
it's like twisting your ankle and falling in a ditch.
Like, honorable mention.
But my weenie, and I had her on my mind this entire week and nobody out weenied her.
Like it really was Garcelle.
And then as of this morning, she's like still making news.
She's unfollowed everyone except for Jennifer Tilly
and Cathy Hilton who are both like, you know.
She unfollowed Sutton.
And the only thing I actually agree with Garcelle on
is a gripe she potentially has with Sutton.
I think towards the other women,
she's being unreasonable, right?
Like you've never had a real friendship with them.
Like why would they give you any grace?
And, but Sutton like jumping ship,
like she's so valid for being mad,
but her whole behavior at the reunion,
like walking off and saying,
I'm really upset right now.
And like nobody cared, like weenie.
Yeah, understood.
My weenie is Wendy's.
Weenie Wendy's.
Like I don't want to kill Katy Perry
and I think it's gone too far.
I agree and I think that like
that was definitely a shift for us, that tweet.
And then also, yeah, for sure.
Like they took it too far and then them being like,
we love her and her out of this world music.
Like either kill her or love her.
Say something, stand for something.
But if someone who like said they wanted to kill me,
then was like, and I love you.
I hate you even more.
It's real house-wise behavior.
Like, I love you, I hate you.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Well, our-
I love my grandma, I hate my grandma.
I don't know what our week would have been
if it not had been for the Blue Origin thing.
No, I just wanna say a warm thank you to everyone.
And I guess that means Jeff.
A warm thank you and a welcome back.
Welcome home.
There's no place like home.
And thank you to Jeff for spearheading things such as this.
Everyone else is busy with space exploration
and saving the astronauts.
Like important things, yeah.
And advancing civilization.
But someone has to be doing the stupid stuff.
And for that, we love you and we thank you.
Hope everybody has an amazing weekend.
Enjoy the beautiful weather.
Happy Easter.
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