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I didn't want to delay today's episode,
but like if you hear alarms going off on my phone throughout the episode,
like I'm busy while I'm recording this episode.
It's 9.30 right now.
Nick's sick of tickets because I'm going tonight, bitch.
I don't have tickets, but I'm going.
Vrelle dropped off a blue chenelle bag.
They're like, we heard you're going to the game here, wear this blue cheneal bag.
I'm like, that's great.
Do you guys also have tickets?
I'm going.
It's tonight.
10 a.
What kind of bag?
Blue Chanel.
It's sick.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
What's a bag?
It's actually like a square shape.
I had never seen it before.
I'll show you.
It was sick.
Are they letting bags in the stadium?
Oh, yes.
That was just when the president was there.
He's not going.
Oh my God.
You scared me.
So it's 9.30 right now.
10 a.m. Eastern time, the tickets go on sale.
But I happen to know that at 9.45, the queue opens.
So I have an alarm set for 944.
Don't be alarmed in 10 minutes when my alarm goes off.
It's just me.
You're the only one who's going to get scared when your alarm goes off.
You're the only one.
That's so true.
It's like if a siren was going off,
I don't want someone who's listening
to the podcast thinking that like,
you know, this is a dream.
No, you're just letting us know
and like, we'll be fine.
You are going to have a heart attack.
Are you going to be able to handle it?
Do you want to know that I literally had a dream
last night about getting tickets?
And there was just like kind of an amalgamation
of all the things I'm interested in
because I was trying to get tickets to the game
with Garrett Graham.
And like he and I were like looking for tickets.
And then we got tickets and I saw Margot.
Like it was like this game.
I knew this series to end.
Like it's taking over my life.
No, he was very happy with me.
No, because she was with Jesse Solomon.
right right right our brother i heard i heard margot and jesse solomon were spotted out let's start
that rumor maybe it'll be true even though we've actually talked about at length like margot but i mean
i mean jacky and i we've talked at length about like margot jessie solomon he's not right they're not
right for each other no jesse solomon needs margot like i think he's a good girl for her but i don't
think that he is the right match like margot doesn't need him and i don't think that would be a good guy
for her i agree and more so like he needs margot's family you know he needs like everything that
camaraderie with dating margot like siblings and like people in the spotlight who get it and can
like help him stay brother-in-laws yeah but i don't think like romantically it's right yeah it's not
gonna work but you never know maybe because we're like saying it won't then it will reverse psychology
for sure um so pffb so much to discuss i actually i'm embarking on a journey today a journey a
Cojourney? A co-jurnifred. Co-jurnafred? A co-jurner's Fred. A co-jurner's Fred. But what's a
Jurner's Fred? I just think, Jernifred is your new name.
Of course, my government. Everybody calls me co-jurney, but my real name is co-jurna-fred. Everyone knows that.
And everyone's calling you Fred. Co-jurna-fred. I love that. No, I actually am going on a journey today, which I'm excited to share with everyone.
like when my journey is complete.
Oh, that's annoying.
No, but I'm vlogging and like I'll let you guys know tomorrow.
She's going on a journey.
You know my journey.
I'm going on a journey.
Sorry, I keep forgetting that that's this week.
It's today.
Okay, she's going on a cajurna fred.
Everybody be cool.
And it's a real, it's a real, it's a real,
it's a real cojourner fred.
And it actually is a big deal.
It is a big deal.
I'm blogging, so I'm like really excited and I'll like share more then.
I'm also vlogging, by the way.
Oh, we have, I have like, four vlogs running right now.
I always.
I have like four vlogs going in my phone.
You're good about that.
Like you start vlogs months in advance.
I start them the day off.
I have a vlog that I'm planning to release in October that I, that I, that are kidding.
That's crazy.
But you know, like I made a couple snags along the way.
I don't know if it's going to make it.
Right, right.
I don't know if it's going to make it.
But like, I had the idea of something that's happening in October.
I'm like, what if I started vlogging now?
Like, people would love that.
Everybody loves that.
Everybody does love that.
So I'm trying.
And then I have my other blog for my journey.
And I just have.
can't like cross wires.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to make separate folders.
I do, I do have separate folders.
The theme of today's episode is TV recap.
I watch three hours of TV.
I'm all caught up.
I was so fucking like time management,
life hacking yesterday.
I took a bath,
watched the old episode of Love Island on my computer.
Like I was so like millennial with my computer in the bathtub.
And then I watched Summer House and then the new episode of Love Island.
I'm all caught up.
I voted for Love Island.
I literally downloaded the app.
I'm sorry.
I do feel like.
I will not.
So I feel like a lot of these shows.
have you vote and whatever,
but the votes don't like dancing with the stars
or like American Idol.
It's like the vote plus the judges, whatever.
Yeah.
I feel like Love Island.
The sales are tipped.
I feel like Love Island is the only show
where they actually make decisions
based on the numerical value of the votes.
So I feel like your vote really matters.
And I feel like...
But the problem is, is that the Love Island fan base
can't be trusted.
So I really hope, actually,
that everybody learns from last year.
They're going to learn the wrong lesson.
You know what I mean?
Because I voted for, it's like,
who do you want the bombshells to be with?
That's what the vote was.
So I voted that I wanted the new bombshell, Caleb,
to be with, Kenzie.
Yeah.
Soul and sincere, obviously.
And Jen and Gabriel.
Yes, those are the right answers.
I could see people thinking that like soul and sincere
and Melanie are the Jeremiah,
Huda, and Iris of this situation.
And I actually think that that was a situation
where like we voted well
and I, putting Iris and Jeremiah.
together was iconic and it like yes it was it was iconic it kicked off the season like the jaws on the
floor so like i do think that soul and sincere should be coupled up and it was starting to make me feel like
if it were up to him he would still couple up with Melanie so we need the audience to push him in another
direction because Melanie and sincere is not it we'll do a full tv recap we'll try not to let it
lead into the PFFP, but I don't vote.
I just want to say, like, I'm committed to the show.
I recap it.
I watch every day.
I'm committed.
I will not download that fucking app and give them my email address and vote.
That's a bridge too far.
But it's your civic duty to vote.
I'm not grabbing a snack.
I'm not helping an elderly person.
Make a plan.
I'm not making my voice heard outside of my podcast where I talk about it incessantly.
But you also, once you have the app, it's sort of like I'm an influential person,
but I'm not a citizen, you know, so I can't actually vote.
I love that.
I don't have voters rights.
You're like a felon.
I'm like a felon who it can.
The Love Island felon.
Who can participate and weigh in, but I can't actually vote.
That's beautiful.
But I can I can share with you guys my thoughts and if you want to vote, you know, having been influenced by my personal love island politics, feel free.
But I can't vote.
Okay.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have robbed that bank.
We also have Summerhouse Part 3 finale reunion, which we will talk about as well.
Also lots of TV.
Just four minutes until my alarm.
I don't want to alarm anyone.
You need to alarm yourself.
I know. I'm just like so paranoid.
They've just been dropping.
Like seriously, fuck ticket master.
This is worse than the Erez tour, I will say.
I'm sure.
Because with the Eres Tour, there was at least some rhyme or reason.
They dropped tickets to yesterday to today's game three times yesterday without telling anyone.
Like in the middle of the day, it was like 541.
I saw my, how the fuck do people know that?
And there were still 500,000 people in the queue.
I also joined the queue.
And then Ben joined the queue.
And Ben was somehow ahead of me.
it's so fucking rigged.
I'm pissed.
This is worse in the Erestore.
And at least when you got to the Erestor,
if you were able to get face value tickets,
they were somewhat reasonable.
Like the most expensive ticket was like
maybe one or $2,000 less.
Like once you actually,
you're begging for the privilege
of getting a face value ticket for $6,000.
And where would $6,000 put you?
Sitting where?
For one seat?
Yeah.
$6,000 for one seat
will put you high.
It will put you in the face value?
Face value.
In the 100s.
Maybe not center, maybe corner.
Okay.
That sounds like fair.
Yeah.
But I have like, I think everyone's paying 50 grand.
So you can't go by me.
I think people pretty much are paying 50 grand.
No, I saw a video.
No, I saw a video too and they were like going around being like how much did you pay for your ticket?
And the most someone had paid was 20,000 and she had like an amazing seat.
Oh my God.
I saw people who paid 200,000 for two tickets.
Oh, in the video I saw the what like everybody was like $6,000, $7,500.
One girl paid $20,000.
in an amazing seat.
Well, I also want to say,
I feel as though I will be rewarded
because like Ticket Master,
like it glitches sometimes.
So they offered me this morning.
I checked and there were two seats available
where I didn't want,
face value seats where I didn't want to sit.
So I did not buy them,
although like a smarter person
would have bought them and then resold them.
Sold them and use the earnings for your big seat.
But like that's what's wrong.
Like people are buying and selling.
I wouldn't want to take,
that somebody else bought them.
They're gone already and they got face value seats
for where they actually wanted to sit.
Like I'm sorry.
I'm looking like a socialist.
I was going to say you're in the right city.
Yeah.
Amen to that.
Comrade.
Yeah.
Comrade Cogee.
I could have.
I could have.
But also, who wants the job of like selling tickets now?
What am I a broker?
Yeah, that's true.
But they would fly.
Like this is the time to sell a ticket.
Do you think I made a mistake?
I sort of do.
You could have earned something.
Could have put it towards the next seat.
Could have worked your way up.
Could have worked your way up.
But no.
To everyone,
according to their need, right?
A hundred percent.
Right, Queenie.
Yeah, Turty Marks.
Right, comrade Koji.
I just feel like it's wrong.
I do.
I feel like it's wrong.
Yeah, but there's no,
we're at where we're at right now.
There's no right way to do,
like, no one's ever,
can everyone be happy.
Like, it's just,
it's just a hot ticket.
So somebody else got those shit tickets for,
uh,
three thousand each.
And I passed on them.
Where were they?
On a bar stool in the high up 200s.
Like I actually would rather watch them home.
that was the barstool that you were offered.
No, the first barstool I was offered was in the 300th.
And it was the final, final row.
It was one ticket and it was $2,000.
Yeah, $2,000?
That's pretty good.
Yeah, I know.
For one ticket.
But you could have sold it.
Yeah, I'm going to send Ben a loan.
You could have sold it.
Maybe make $4,000, put it towards, you know?
Yeah, sorry, I'm not like, I'm not swindling.
I'm just trying to get like my husband the night of his life.
Okay.
Well, pay up.
I am prepared to like not be cardboard.
I felt like I got a lot of encouragement from the comments yesterday.
People are like, well, this is the precise reason that you are cardboard so that you can splurge.
That's true.
Go comments.
Yes, I feel the comments are very encouraging.
I think I didn't read the comments section yesterday.
I usually do, but I just got busy.
And like you're telling me all these things that happened in the comments.
Oh, my alarm, my alarm.
Are you okay?
Okay.
But like they're not here yet.
So, oh, wait.
What the fuck?
Like there's no rhyme or reason.
The shit's pissing me the fuck off.
Maybe you're like not meant cut out for this.
I'm certainly not cut out to be a sports friend, let alone a ticket broker.
I think you should just throw money at the problem.
I'm trying to.
But on Stubhub.
Okay, Stubh is for suckers.
Yeah, by the way, I will have to go resale.
This is kind of my last chance of this particular job.
I will go resale if all else fails.
They're not up yet.
Yeah, but you guys have to go.
And honestly, like maybe you have to go in the two or three hundreds.
Really?
Yeah, if that's what you can get.
But I have such bad eyesight and I'm so short.
Like, I won't be able to see anything.
It's about the feeling.
That's true.
You know, you're not really, unless you're sitting courtside.
Like, seriously, what are you seeing?
You're going to be looking at the screen.
That's actually so true.
So it's about, like, experiencing it, this moment in history.
But you'll have to talk to Ben.
Ben's like a seat snob for this.
So he doesn't want to just be in the building.
So you'd rather not go.
You'd rather not go.
I.
And who even knows if there'll be another game at MSG?
At the garden, right.
Ever in your life.
Oh my God, yeah, you're right.
And you either not go because you're a seat snob.
Well, why do you open the goddamn waiting room?
This is so fucking disgusting.
I can't yell with these people.
Okay, like can we do the show or no?
Yeah, like we can.
Like honestly, it would be great if like you could sort of do the ads.
I know I was thinking that, but like I don't have them loaded on my iPad.
I just need to get to the fucking waiting room.
Okay.
Give me one minute, one minute.
Okay.
Why don't you tell me about what you made for dinner last night?
Oh, I went over to Olivia.
She made a little Greek feast.
You know, she loves Greek.
If you guys ever are trying to like flatter Olivia.
We got to take her to Greece.
We should take her to Greece.
She would fucking sister strip to grace.
Oh my God, we're so sisterhood of the traveling pants.
Totally.
Shot not.
America Ferreira.
Shot.
Is there like a little Greece we could go to in New York?
Sardie.
Oh, you mean like Lower East?
I definitely.
Can we go to Little Greece?
We can go to Avra.
Our favorite Greek restaurant.
Obviously, that's all she wants really is to go to like Avra or a Greek restaurant.
What's on Milos?
Right, right.
So good.
So that's what we had for dinner.
And this morning I got her starter and I'm re-embarking on my starter journey.
I don't know why.
It just doesn't feel the same.
Even though that starter like is one of my own.
It's my next of kin.
but it's just it doesn't feel the same.
No, it does not.
But we'll see.
I think once I start feeding it like my way,
it'll start to feel more like mine.
But that's just been a devastation.
I did it my way.
Did you get in the waiting room?
No.
You said you'll do it my way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You just sounded like you had a triumph.
No, these people are fucking disgusting.
Like a couple of days ago,
the waiting room opened at 945,
yesterday opened at 946.
It's now 947.
open the fuck up.
Wow, wow, wow.
I'm gonna get flagged.
I also got banned from Ticketmaster
for 24 hours the other day
because I was refreshing a lot.
They thought I was like a bot or a scammer.
Meanwhile, I'm just like a swirlie
who's trying to help her husband.
But all these bots and scammers
actually do get tickets.
Right, right.
I think it's like one of those things
and also I just sort of want to like talk about Summerhouse.
Yeah, please.
No, no, so we have to do the ads.
But I think it's one of those things
it's like if you don't like,
when you're not least expecting it, it'll happen.
So like maybe you should start the ads.
But that's how I get.
get to the end where the queue is up 500,000 people.
Well, you know what?
You do your cue.
I'm going to get into the ads and then we'll get into the story.
Sound good, Turtaleu?
Aye, aye, Captain.
Cojourna Fred.
I'm not here.
You.
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Turty, how's it going over there?
I got kicked out of Ticketmaster again.
For being a bot?
For being a bot.
I was refreshing so much
and probably just as the tickets are going on sale.
Well, hopefully Ben's having more luck
over where he is.
Seriously?
Fuck you fucking cock suckers at Ticketmaster.
You guys are disgusting fucking criminals.
criminals! How am I fucking band already?
Oh my God, I can't believe it.
I can't, like literally as, like, in...
Maybe Ben is in?
He's like, not taking it as seriously as I am.
Maybe take a drink.
I can't believe it. I didn't get that I got kicked out.
Well, maybe the person at Ticketmaster is a toaster and really wants to hear our
summerhouse thoughts.
And so they said, turdy put your phone down.
But now I'm just upset.
It's okay. It will happen. You're going to go.
You're going.
You guys, let's start to go fund me for Turney's tickets and let's get her court side seats.
No, I just, I want to choke the person at fucking Ticketmaster.
Like, seriously, fuck you guys.
Fucking disgusting idiots.
Like, asshole cock suckers.
Oh my God, I'm so fucking pissed.
Deep breath.
Jernet Fred.
Freddy?
I can't, I can't believe I got kicked out.
Are you there, Freddie?
It's me.
Cojernar.
Let's get into the stories.
Our first story is Summer House.
Reunion Part 3, Bom shells, Recap, Beta Blockers, Monogamy, part three of Summer House reunion aired, and
how did it make you feel, Jernifred?
I feel like I definitely echoed a lot of the sentiments that Lindsay was saying.
I feel like we got no clarity.
The timeline is more confusing than ever.
They don't know when they hooked up.
Nobody knows.
And also, I feel like their lack of emotion was like on display even more in this part.
And this was the part that focused so heavily on them and their big mistake.
it was really just it's odd behavior and I have to give Andy credit I feel like he really did a great job at the reunion he asked all the questions he didn't pile on he was like trying to hold them accountable while also remaining somewhat neutral I feel like he did a really good job but with these two like sort of crazy people there was never going to be any sort of resolution like even when she says she's sorry which she's like I can't say sorry enough times I'm like well you could try she literally give a start she she she barely says sorry and when she she she she she barely says sorry and when she
does, it just like is so not believable.
Like I don't think she's sorry.
It's just like coming from a place of like defensiveness.
And I'd almost rather hear her say get over.
I'm not sorry.
I'd rather hear her say get over him.
It was two years ago.
It was six months.
He doesn't like you.
Like get over it.
Like this is going to be my future.
Yeah.
I'd rather her be a bitch and say that than be like,
well, I'm sorry.
Okay.
I said I'm sorry.
Yeah, she's giving nothing.
And Andy even asking West because he also like when Jesse was crying,
like it was just kind of.
heartbreaking and he felt so unmoved by it.
But when they finally asked Jesse why he was crying and Jesse started crying to West,
he was so unmoved by it West.
He was so unemotional.
Like that's your best friend.
That's your brother.
And Andy was like, are you medicated?
Like, did you take a beta blocker?
And I honestly felt like he was like so upset that Andy asked that question because like he
obviously, they both were obviously like heavily medicated.
But we know Amanda like who's been open about the fact that she does take medication.
It was like they just didn't really care about the reunion.
They didn't care about talking to everyone.
They just wanted to get through it.
So they medicated themselves and just did it.
Yeah.
Also, people are now being like, beta blockers don't, you know, stymie your emotions.
Just as for beta blockers.
And it's like maybe he didn't ask if there are anything else as well, you know, like a Xanax, a weed.
Like he couldn't be on beta blockers and something else.
You know what I mean?
Like they're obviously on a lovely little cocktail of something.
Especially her.
Yeah, but see, like Amanda did cry like once or twice when everyone was being mean to her.
And then when her and Kyle were hugging, they like cried.
So you are able to emote.
But I also think like West doesn't care.
Like he is a crazy person.
Yeah.
I was glad for this part of the reunion because I feel like they finally got to the questions that I was really curious about.
Like, first of all, I thought Kyle when he said like this girl has been a relationship for 10 years.
is like she's in the most vulnerable state.
You take her out, you say you're going to show her the streets.
And like you've completely isolated her at like such a vulnerable place in her life.
Like I thought that was like very well said and so true.
Like yeah, but it takes a lot of the accountability off of Amanda.
Like she has no agency in her life and she's just this sort of woman who gets taken for rides by men.
Sure, maybe she is.
Maybe she is.
Yeah.
And like he.
But she's also like a 35 year old woman who can make her own decisions.
Yeah, but like maybe she is this weak sister.
and he knows that, he knows who she is.
And so the person who came in to be there for her
also wound up being the one to take her away from her friends
and tarnish her name.
Like I felt like it was a good point.
It just puts like a lot of pressure on their relationship to work.
And I felt like we were finally getting at that,
which it's like, why did you risk it all?
Are you in love?
But we didn't get there.
No, no, no.
But the questions were asked.
And like, how could you betray Sierra?
And like, just to take it one step further,
it's like, do you like West?
more than you liked Sierra because that's what it is.
When you're choosing between pursuing West
or keeping your friendship,
you've chosen to pursue West
because you like him more than your friendship with Sierra.
Like that's more important to you.
I don't even think she likes him more than,
like I just think she's just like riding an impulse
and giving into every sort of feeling that she has.
Maybe that's like her post-divorous liberation.
Like, you know, I'm just going to like...
Yeah.
Jump off a club.
Yeah.
Yeah. Anyways, I felt like the questions were asked and it felt less frustrating of like how this could possibly happen.
What was going through your mind, even if their answers fell short, which of course they did multiple times.
They did seem to, they talked about all these conversations that they've had and they're starting to seem like they've gotten to a place where like they've had a conversation that like if we're going to give this a shot, like if we're doing all this, like we're giving it a real shot.
Like this is something serious.
then they also dropped a trailer for like a bonus episode next week
where there's a couple of conversations.
West and Kyle,
Amanda and Lindsay,
Sierra and me,
huh?
Yeah,
I feel like if any of it was like that groundbreaking or important,
it wouldn't be relegated to some sort of like bonus episode.
It sounds like Kyle has a conversation with West
and asked him like,
are you in love with her?
And West not only says yes,
but says I've been in love with her for a very long time.
Like, thank you.
Well, that's worth risking it all for.
Throwing your life away for.
You know?
Yeah, I do know.
And throughout the episode, they're like poking holes in their relationship, right?
Through Miha and the lying and Amanda's like you've given me a lot to think about.
But we know now, like the two are still, you know, going strong in a relationship.
They're traveling together.
They went to a family wedding together.
She spat in his mouth, like the whole thing.
Even though I'm pretty sure they were like smoking pot and like, you know, that thing when you blow in someone's mouth.
like that's just what I thought it was
because she like smokes pot.
She's like cool.
She's a cool girl like that.
So none of it penetrated
and maybe they did have these conversations
and I know that they're pushing Meeha so hard
and I think like maybe there are people
who are eating it up.
I am not people.
Although like the more we talk about it
like he had a girlfriend the entire summer
and lied about it.
Like he's just a really big liar.
Yeah but and here's what is unclear to me.
So when he says like Mija thought
we were exclusive that she was that. Why did she think that? Like was that? Were you guys
exclusive and then you stepped out on her or like she just had this belief and you had to actually
never had that conversation? Did she think you were exclusive because you told her that?
Right. Or like she just assumed you're exclusive because like you're together all the time. So like
you sort of fall into a relationship. But like I'm sorry if you're together 10 months and you never
actually said like confirmed that you're exclusive. I don't believe how you don't have that.
conversation one time. Yeah, the Maha stuff for me, especially because it's like when he met
mehah, Amanda was married. He obviously chose Maha for a while. And then as Amanda starts to,
you know, become available, he started to throw Maha to the side. Like, yeah, that doesn't really
complicate Amanda and West for me. And West relationship. Which just shows like what a piece of
shit West is, which we know that up until March 1st, or no, sorry, April 1st, 2026,
West Wilson did not want to have a relationship.
He never, you know, he drag girls around and led them on.
We know that.
But what they're saying is, as of the statement, things have changed.
So the Miha thing doesn't change their story, really.
She's like, it got a little messy when there was crossover, but I don't know.
It's like Dino, you know?
It's like Dino.
It's like Dino and Liz.
Like, I just don't care about the storyline that's not on my show.
Yeah, no, I am aligned.
And I feel like when they went into the reunion, they were so obsessed with the timeline.
And we still don't know the timeline fully, but I think they wanted to clear their names in terms of like having had an affair.
And I just want to say like after all is said and done, I do not believe that they had any sort of inappropriate relationship.
But what they were trying to decipher between was like them having a physical connection and an emotional connection.
And it's like, well, yeah, they had an emotional connection
because you all have fucking weird relationships with one another.
So, like, yeah, now it's weird, but it wasn't before because you guys all do this.
Yeah, and I'm glad that, like, everyone seemed to come to the same page as that.
Like, Lindsay was saying, we don't think you guys were, like, having sex over the summer,
even though they all think that, like, things were happening over the summer.
But it was definitely an emotional fair.
But, yeah, it's harder to prove it's subjective.
But, like, when was the first time they really, like, looked at each other and, like,
So they said it was, like, when they were out, like, sometime in March or whatever.
where he looked at, yeah, when he looked at her and was like,
am I crazy or like, are we like in love?
Yeah, but like, is he saying that after months of like of knowing between them?
Do you know what I mean?
Of it going unsaid?
Well, I just want to say months of it going on unsaid like is fine.
Like you didn't say it.
Like you're not acting on it.
Like you're not acting on it.
But you're continuing to be with this, go out with this person.
I mean, you're not fighting it.
You think that makes you like good because you're not acting on it.
but you're actually like, you're feeding it.
Yeah.
You're not walking away.
These things are impossible to prove,
and I feel like that's where we landed.
Right.
That's where we landed.
And so I think they are sort of absolved
of like not having had any sort of like physical affair
over the summer.
I think that would be psychotic.
But, and now when he says to Kyle,
the next episode, I've been in love with her for a long time.
Like, are we talking years?
Years.
Or maybe it's like you've always loved this person
but never even thought of her in that way
because she was married.
And now that you have thought about her in that way,
you realize it was like that.
the whole time.
Yeah.
Now you can see her in that light.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, they made it through.
That was their goal.
They made it through.
They did the job.
I understand completely numbing yourself with medication because the amount of the barrage of
what they are about to receive on the reunion stage, it's, it's a lot.
I know they're bad people, crazy people who don't care about their friends feelings,
but like that's a very, an experience that most human beings don't.
have because if you betrayed your best friend, you yell at each other. You get to hide. You yell at each
other and then you never speak again. You don't sit on a stage for 12 hours hearing all this horrible
stuff about yourself with the world watching. It's not a human experience. So if they want to numb
themselves, I honestly can't blame them. Especially for a girl who's weak and has mental health
issues. What? Where do we go from here? Casting wise? Like for real, they're both out?
Personally, and I'm always wrong because I would, I've put Lexi on last season.
so obviously whatever I say isn't going to happen.
I think Sierra moves on because she's moved on.
Like not because she should be punished for West Amanda in any way,
but like I think I think she's beyond the show now.
I think West and Amanda are the storyline.
They just are.
I kind of agree.
Like they're crazy and crazy is interesting.
West and Jesse building back.
Have a lot of French.
There's a lot that can happen here.
Kyle, that's really up to him if he wants.
wants to come back. I don't know if he has a place. Oh my god, you're going to have to take this house
from the cold dead hands. Yeah. Lindsay, I think will be in the same place that she's been. But like,
I think that narratively wise, like shifting to focus on like Amanda and West. Like, because even if
they stay together, it's crazy. If they break up, it's crazy. Like that's where the story is.
Yeah. I feel like the audience hates them so much. Like people are saying like, no, we don't want
them. No. Cancel. Bring Sierra back. But like, I kind of want to see what those two
crazy fucks are going to get into.
Yeah.
Although I don't know if they want to, I could see Amanda like being done.
But people say she was with Kyle for so long and put up with all his shit because you wanted
to be on TV.
And so you're going to give up now when you're the biggest name in the world.
But you're like the most hated name in the world.
I don't know if people want that.
There's only one place to go.
Up.
Also, but Sierra leaving like doesn't make sense for Mia.
And I think Mia should be back.
But I like Sierra and Mia being together.
But that's really her last sort of connection to the house.
No, but Mia can stand on her own, I think.
Yeah, but it was just, it was fun having them together.
Mia can stand on her own, but I'm just like, oh, Sierra brought me in 2000 as she's leaving.
If she's leaving, I feel like, I don't know.
I'll be curious to see what they do, but I do feel like they're not all going to be together.
Sierra's not going to be in a house with them.
And I don't really see the show moving on from Kyle and, I mean, Amanda and West and Kyle, even everyone.
You know, that's the story.
That's the meat.
Perhaps an Amanda and West spin-off, crazy in this.
city in the city crazy edition yeah or it's just on in the city because in the city is her show
yeah yeah yeah and they're a couple now and it's a show for couples yeah or it's just both it just
keep putting out episodes actually like the bonus episode idea like I want more yeah I do I want more
yeah yeah and they're like they're it's very much giving like when van der pomper rolls had this new gen
but the new gen was bad and like the new gen here is good but they have to figure out like who goes
where and what goes where yeah but it's like watching
West and Amanda, like, talk about them being in love and, like, their relationship.
It's just, like, so foreign and crazy to me.
Like, I still have not had enough of it.
No, and because they were so withdrawn and, like, so unemotional,
they were also unemotional when talking about each other.
And they, even, like, Wes was, like, saying nice things.
It felt, like, weird and cold because he was very withdrawn.
Yeah.
Like, seeing them walk into the reunion together, it's just, like, you know,
was a crazy thing to see.
So, like, I'm still wanting to see this crazy thing that's happening.
Yeah.
it's like an attraction.
It's like a circus.
It is.
A train wreck.
It is.
You can't look away.
Yeah.
And so I'm still participating.
Yeah, I know that's like not the thing to say because everybody's like, cancel them.
May they live and die.
But you know what?
Like I kind of want to see what those crazy kids get into.
And I'm sorry.
Like they did their jobs.
Like they were horrible people and friends and husbands and wives and boyfriends.
Of course.
They were great workers.
It's true.
Give them a life.
Give them a promotion.
They gave life to the show.
They did.
But I do think that the network often sides with the audience.
And like the audience, hey, Sam.
Everyone's like, cancel them off my screens.
So I feel like they're just not going to be invited back.
Okay.
I'll leave it to them.
But I'm just saying they did.
You're the experts.
They did their jobs.
Yep.
You do yours.
Like really, how could the network be mad at them?
They should be setting them flowers and saying thank you and giving them a raise.
It's the same with Scandival.
That show was like seriously in the gutter.
People forget, but it was like minutes for every time like in the most recent seasons before
that.
It was like, is this show still on?
It was so dire.
And even Scandival, which was immensely helpful, only gave them like one or two more seasons.
But Summerhouse wasn't even dire, but things were about to change.
You know, they're all crying.
They're leaving.
Everyone knows like most people aren't coming back in the city's happening.
And now...
The house is being sold.
Yeah.
And now we've just like breathed new life into it.
But also like with Vaynerpump rules, it was like the seniors graduated and we hadn't even
met the freshman yet.
So it was like there wasn't a connector.
It was so much change also.
Like they actually did a very good job of blending in this new young generation of people.
Bailey and Jesse and Dara and Krij.
And we know them and we're sticking with them because we're invested already.
So whether or not Kyle and Lindsay are there like we're still watching the show.
So this has been done much better.
Yeah.
And I don't think it's the same.
and Amanda and West are the old and the new guard.
Yes, they are.
They can go on either show.
I think, she should have said this at the reunion.
I think what you all mean to say is thank you.
Thank you.
They owe her a thank you.
Yeah.
This also has cemented summer house,
which is always like one of the smaller,
younger shows of Bravo.
It has cemented it as like one of the greats.
Now, I imagine, I imagine it has higher ratings.
than most of the other shows.
Yeah.
They're talking about it on red carpets.
Like everyone's being asked,
are you team, Amanda?
Like, it's a thing now.
Is that even a question?
Are you team?
No, yeah.
They're not asking that.
They're asking like,
are you watching Summerhounds?
Yeah, yeah.
So,
we'll see you next week for the bonus Jonas.
Oh, right.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yes.
Taylor Swift surprises fans
at the premiere of Toy Story 5
with a performance of her new song
and a bonus duet.
So tailored showed up at the LA premiere of Toy Story 5.
She performed, I knew it, I knew you, accompanied herself with the piano.
And then she also sang, you've got a friend in me with Randy Newman.
And they did a little duet.
It was like seriously so fucking cute.
First of all, she looked insane.
Like you know she's doing Soto Method arms.
Like she's doing those bridal arms.
Her arms looked so toned.
Like she's just so wedding ready because you know she's like getting married.
It could be any day now.
but allegedly July 3rd.
She looked insane.
I love this sort of like family friendly brand save era, you know, toy story.
I am curious if Chad Hanks came with Tom because I just like, I know that if he did,
like they would have met and really gotten along because he plays like basically a Travis
Kelsey version on that show.
Was Travis there?
No, she went with her mom and her brother.
Oh, Travis shouldn't have been there to support her.
And you know, I've been on Ticketmaster like all morning and I was like scrolling looking for
the thing and it said.
might be interested.
I think New Heights is like going on tour, like doing live shows.
Oh yeah, they're doing a live show like next week.
And that's why people are like they're not getting married then because
they're not getting married June 13 because there's a live show.
Okay, that like is a good reason not to get married.
Yeah.
I also feel like she wore two dresses.
She wore a red carpet dress and then she wore the yellow dress for her performance.
And I feel like probably even unintentionally that these are maybe like teasers of what
her bridal look will be like.
Because I do find when you are in your bridal era like you are gravitated towards
a certain silhouette.
And so even her red carpet dress with the off the shoulder,
like I would not be surprised if something about this is what her bridal look will be.
Yeah.
And I think that often her wardrobe is like indicative of whatever era is coming next.
And I think that all of her outfits have been like very bridal, very soft, very feminine,
like very Hillhouse almost.
And if that's the aesthetic for era number 107 wherever we're at,
love that.
Yeah, she looks insanely beautiful.
And I do think like the next album,
if we're thinking about like the seasons that she's in and how they like reflect her life like
her next album is the love album it's lover that's what lover was supposed to be yeah but like no but lover
like this is like just like love songs you know lover is like I guess she turned it into like this
like girly pop whatever but like this would be like the the love songs album yeah yeah um that's very
thrilling. Like, I also think it could be like her sort of like settling down album, I hope, right?
Well, is the settling down happening yet? Or it's just like, you know, the romance and the
planning? Got a couple kids got the whole block looking like you. Yeah, but that's the wish list.
Like, are we checking themselves? And now it's time like to, yeah. She's making a list and checking
it twice to have Travis Kelsey's babies. To take the Kelsey's down. Down. Absolutely. So I love this
outing for Taylor.
I think that skips over like just this one era of just like being in her feminine.
Yeah, right.
In her right, right.
You're in love.
True love.
Love you can hear it in the silence.
I loved this little outing for Taylor.
It was so fun.
Like, so just like to perform with Randy Newman.
You just remember what your old pal said.
Like I just fucking love this whole thing.
And I love the song for Toy Story.
I've been listening to it a lot.
Yeah.
I just want to say thank you.
to Taylor it and the whole Toy Story team because it has been successfully
implemented.
Everyone's so excited about the Jesse song, Toy Story 5, that, you know,
I had to explain comes out in a few weeks.
It's not out yet.
That's like a little confusing, but it's fine.
That is confusing.
It's like, wait, what are we looking at?
Like, there's a 5, where's the movie?
Yeah.
What's Jesse talking about?
But I'm just like in a couple weeks.
Yeah.
And we are successfully listening to Taylor Swift in the car because it is car related to
Joy Story.
So thank you so much everyone involved.
Also, Taylor brought a,
VHS copy. It must be like her original home version of the Toy Story original movie.
And she had all like the original um castmates like Tom Hanks.
Tim Allen sign it, which I know she doesn't need the money, but she could sell that for a
pretty penny. And who plays Jessie, Joan Cusack? I don't know because I saw Joan Cusack there with
Taylor and I said, oh, she's in Toy Story. Yes, she is Jessie.
Hmm. Cute. I feel like at the time it's, I feel it's similar to Shrek that like if you were
celebrity and there was like this new Disney cartoon movie and they asked you to do the voice.
Maybe some people passed on it. Maybe some people didn't. You had no idea that this was going
to be like the thing that retires you. It's now on their fifth movie. I think like everybody
who's involved in Toy Story is like a multi, multi-millionaire many times over because of it.
And I just, there's probably someone who passed on it who was like, I don't want to do this like kids
movie. Meanwhile, $100 million. It's like Shrek. Everybody from from Shrek retired.
Cameron Diaz, $100 million here, $100 million there.
There's like a lot of that.
I think of like Frozen too.
Like Frozen is one of them.
Why does she still work so hard?
A thousand percent.
Josh Gad is wealthy.
Like he is personally wealthy.
Yeah.
Adina Manzel.
Like that was seriously the biggest movie of all time.
And there are lots of Disney movies that are super popular,
but they aren't like these enormous franchises where like there's theme parks and like.
No, no.
Yeah.
All of them are very popular.
They're sort of like a flash in the pan.
It's always going to be a good payday.
But there were a couple that just storied franchises.
Billion dollars.
Yeah.
And.
I think the most recent one is probably Frozen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Frozen was a cultural reset.
Frozen was a cultural reset.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
What number?
Great question.
Number three.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Number three.
Joshua Bassett is on Carl Radke's podcast talking about his past drug addiction.
A sentence, I seriously never thought I'd hear.
Yeah, from multiple angles.
But Joshua Bassett says fame came with the dark side he never saw coming,
revealing his substance abuse spiraled so badly at one point he believes he shouldn't have survived it.
So he joined The More Life with Carl Radke podcast and got brutally honest about a chapter of his life that was happening behind the scenes while his career was taking off.
He says things reached a breaking point when he was 23, admitting it should have killed me the level of substance.
He doesn't stop there.
He goes on to detail just how consumed he was by drugs, describing a daily routine that revolved around getting his next fix and shutting him off from the outside world, how he would like wake up at 2.30.
and go to the ATM because his drug dealer started work at three
would take out as much money from the ATM as he could.
Spent all of that, like his daily limit,
spent all of it with the drug dealer at 3 o'clock,
cocaine, everything used it all until he fell asleep,
slept till 255 the next day,
went to the ATM drug dealer again and again again.
Yeah.
You know what?
I feel like Carl Radke having this podcast,
which I think it's like very slowly becoming.
At first it was like different reality stars and influencers,
more Summerhouse.
But like him veering into a space where like celebrities or well-known people talk about like addiction and substance.
I actually think it's like a very niche podcast that doesn't exist.
And he's probably a really good person to do it.
I think it would be good for soft bar.
So I like this journey for him and his podcast.
I had no idea Joshua Bassett struggled like that.
Did he say when this was?
When he was 23.
When he was like coming up in his career.
So that must have been like post-driver's license two years ago.
So post-driver's license.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Really sad.
No, Carl has a really good team behind him.
Like not just like he has a great podcast, but like his branding, his like brand.
The car brand is like very on point.
The visuals and the messaging around the podcast is very legitimate.
You know, a lot of people have a podcast and it's like just random.
But everything with him feels very intentional.
He has like a very good branding.
I agree. No, everything he does also feels elevated, right?
Like it's like his legit. And I also am happy to say, I feel like Carl has also proved a lot of his detractors wrong, myself included. Like I thought soft bar was stupid. I thought he was like a not a smart, like good person. And I feel as though I was wrong.
Yeah. I think it's like the person that he wanted to be at that time though, like doing a soft bar and, you know, just a soft man like in general. Like it's still, even though he accomplished the things that like Lindsay thought he wouldn't accomplish.
Lindsay didn't want to be with that person.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I definitely saw him through Lindsay's eyes.
And I think at the time, like she thought poorly of him.
Yeah.
As like a partner and a business person and just like a she's looking for more alpha.
Yeah.
But even when she sees all of his success now, I don't think any of it makes her feel like, oh, he did do it.
And I should be with him.
I think it's like, if you always wanted to be this person, you were never the right person for me.
And I don't think he would have been able to have become this person if she hadn't sort of
lit a fire under him to really prove her wrong.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
So I didn't see this like becoming his sticcarini,
but I like it.
Yeah, it's just so crazy.
I didn't watch the early seasons of Summerhouse,
but like even when you watch clips
or they show stuff of Carl,
like from back in the day,
like that he's a completely different person
and such a testament to the fact that like people can change.
A hundred percent.
He was like this real douche lord asshole.
He used to hook up with every girl in the house.
He hooked up with Paige.
Yeah.
And now he's just like,
A friend to all.
He's Mr. Softie.
Oh, you know what got me thinking?
Going back to Taylor Swift performing with Randy Newman,
you've got a friend in me,
really reminds me of her song,
It's Nice to Have a Friend.
They should have done some sort of mashup.
Oh, cute.
Like they sound similar.
Obviously, like the messaging is the same.
Yeah.
I think they were staying on message.
It wasn't becoming the Irish tour mashup.
Secret song.
Yeah.
No.
Secret song.
And I'm sure he's like an older gentleman.
He just like wanted to remember the words to his own song.
Yeah.
And he did a great job.
It was very cute.
They were like bantering.
Slay Randy.
Are you ready for our next story?
I am.
Katie Perry calls Justin Trudeau the love of her life and says she feels anchored by
their romance.
I'm really ready to talk about this.
She was at the Tribeca film festival for the premiere for concert film Katie Perry,
the Lifetime store, live from Paris.
And she spoke about her relationship with the former prime minister.
Now, I just want to say, like, not to make this about me,
when I was driving home from watching The Nickame,
there was like a line of people waiting outside on the West Side Highway,
and there was like a marquee that said Katie Perry, the Lifetime Store.
I was like, what the fuck is going on?
I had no idea it was even Tribeca Film Festival,
and I certainly didn't know that she had a movie coming out.
Although her track record for celebrity documentaries is one for one.
She makes her part of me, part-time documentary, part-time music video.
It's one of the greatest pieces of media in modern times.
Yes, but this is live from Paris,
so I feel like it's mostly the show.
and less like of a documentary,
but this is what she said.
She said,
I feel like a more grounded person
in so many aspects of my life.
I am very in love.
And actually,
that show was after I met the love of my life.
And so I felt very anchored by that
because I'm a little bit like a rainbow kite.
I fly super high and touch the veil,
cosmos.
And sometimes I need to be anchored.
So to have that anchor finally makes me feel really whole now.
Okay, I'm ready to talk about this
because obviously an unlikely pairing, right?
and I think once the shock wore off
like I'm able to seriously like
think about it and talk about it critically
and I just have to say like I ship
so unbelievably hard
I feel like he made like
this relationship is so bizarre because like
they're like two kind of polarizing figures
right like he's a prime minister what's more polarizing
than that and she is like this
freaky deaky pop star who went to space and like
everybody can't seem to stop hating on
and I feel as though this relationship has neutralized
both of their public personas
two negatives make a positive
1,000%
Like I ship so hard
They look so happy
And it's just like kind of a sleigh
She was with Orlando Bloom
It's hard to you know date after that
Like it's Orlando Bloom
And to go a completely different round
And go with like a former prime minister
It's a very elite choice
And I have a lot of respect for Katie Perry now
I just want to say I think that this is going to be huge for her
Yeah I think that now that the dust is settled
And like they're in as in love as they've ever been
And they actually remind me a little bit.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Taylor and Travis?
No.
Give me a clue.
Two people who we've come, like probably the biggest ship in the sea.
I don't know if you're going to get it.
Louis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian.
No.
I'll just say, Jeff and Lauren, Bezos Sanchez.
It's an amazing comparison.
Together forever.
Like really an inspiring.
Age appropriate.
age appropriate love story.
Cross genre, like politics, business.
He lifts her up, she lifts him up.
I also think they run in a similar circle as Lauren and Jeff.
Maybe that's why you.
Yeah, I love this.
Like, First Lady of Canada, he needs to turn for prime minister again.
That's what she needs.
That would be the only thing to make it cooler if he was still employed.
No, no, because you want to know why.
Like, when you're an active politician, like, you're very criticized because politics can be so divisive.
take this to the next level.
Like she's in her first lady era.
Like she has to, you know, it would just be like a movie.
You know, now they're just like a bunch of kids running around.
No, I disagree.
I disagree.
I think it makes it like more criticized.
Like she doesn't need anything that's divisive.
Like she's been sort of this lightning rod for a couple of years.
She just needs like everyone, once you're done being like the president or the prime
minister, you sort of fade into like this like bubble retirement.
Like nobody criticizes you anymore.
Like everybody loves you.
Remember Ellen and George Bush?
Like you, it's good to be a retired politician.
It's hard to be an active politician.
Oh, they're definitely like having more fun in this capacity,
but it just would have been so high stakes if he were still.
Yeah, but I'm talking about like Q score-wise.
I think it's better that he's not because they've both suffered.
They should hang out with Harry and Megan too, like former diplomat.
Yes.
They have Canadian connections.
Struggling with the Q score, but in love.
Yeah.
All they have is love over at As Ever Farms Incorporated.
They actually should be best friends.
Well, there are a lot of people that Harry and Megan
like should be really tight with post royalty
moving to Montecito and the fact that they haven't become friendly
with like any of the people we thought that they would
and never hang out with the Obama.
It's like we thought they were going to be at that level.
It's definitely weird.
I think Harry and Justin.
Justin would Trudeau
would be good friends.
They're both just like random, you know?
Sure.
Like I feel like they have the same interest and like the environment.
whatever.
They both love the environment for sure.
Katie and Megan,
I could see it being like oil and water, you know?
They seem like they're actually very different,
which might make them, you know,
Katie would be the one to bring her out of her shell.
Right.
Or hate.
No, I don't see those two getting along.
I don't think it's a good match.
But I think we're just comparing them
because they are similar now with like the Justin Trudeau.
They're at a different level of fame.
where it's like you're bordering on like global geopolitical issues.
Yeah, but also like everybody hates you.
Everybody hates you, yeah.
So they have that in common as well.
Yeah, but once you get to a certain level, like everybody hates you.
Jeff and Lauren.
I wonder if the Lifetime's documentary, like if at all,
is it just a concert?
It's just a concert.
She said this is very different from part of me.
That was more of a documentary about my life.
And this is really a concert experience
about at the highest level for the fans.
Well, you know what?
Like this was such a criticized tour.
We forget because so much.
has happened since then, but that's when she was running around in her, like, galactic outfits,
like being crazy.
I would like to see this just to know, like, what actually happened on that tour?
I saw the crazy clips, but I imagine there was other stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, they were at an event with Harry and Megan at the Beef Season 2 Montecito Tastemaker event in April.
Okay.
That's like, I thought you were going to say the, like Montecito X Netflix.
Like that is so Harry and Megan.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, good luck to them.
Godspeed, you officially have a little ship.
Let's see how you do out there.
No, you have some momentum behind you.
Don't fuck it up.
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Love Island USA addresses an app glitch during the first fan vote of season eight.
So last night's episode ended, they threw to a fan vote.
And apparently the app glitch, so they are keeping voting open today until 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern time.
Yeah, which is confusing because I voted today.
and but when I went to bed it wasn't up yet.
So I was like, oh, I probably missed it.
I checked this morning.
And I was like, oh, that's weird
because I feel like they have to do it really quickly.
I feel like it's like a two hour window to vote.
Yeah, usually.
Because they have to have the recoupling,
edit the episode and air it.
Yeah.
So maybe the recoupling.
Okay.
Oh, well, there's no episodes on Wednesdays.
Okay.
So.
The recoupling probably happens tonight and we watch it tomorrow.
But also they're ahead of us.
I think there's going to be another episode and then a
Thursday.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm fine with that.
And that's what happened with like Pepe and Hannah where it's like we voted, we put them together
because we thought she liked him.
And then in the next episode she got back with Charlie and we're like, well, fuck, we voted
for you.
We thought you liked him.
The delay does really.
So maybe like Melanie and Sincere will have this like redemptive moment.
1,000% or like Kenzie and Corbyn will decide they're in love.
No, the only one I could see is Melanie and Sincere.
Like the thing is, even if they're,
decide they want to be together. I don't want them together. So that's why I'm happy to be able to
step in even though I'm not voting. I'm not filming. Yeah, I like the voting because it's the only
like chance we have at accountability. Like sorry, Beatrice like is really not trying hard enough
with with anyone. Like she's a little too settled. She doesn't talk to anyone. She's kind of kind
of sending because she's like in this like relationship. Meanwhile she doesn't know she's like the
freakest man ever who's like making out with everyone. She has no idea what she has no idea.
Also like can I talk about something when it comes to Beatrice? And then.
I don't know what it's like to have a prosthetic leg.
So like I don't know how I would act,
but she makes so many jokes about it.
I'm sure a lot of it has to do with like, you know,
you can't be the butt of the joke if you're making the joke.
And like I get that totally.
But I find it very off putting.
Oh, I only heard one joke.
I've heard at least three.
Okay, because maybe I wasn't paying attention.
But she made like one, I thought it was a funny joke.
Like, it's just funny.
Which?
When she was like.
With the girls?
Yeah, she was saying how the other girls.
you know they have like I don't have long hair big boobs and I have one leg like it was she said it now though three times
yeah okay I don't know I don't know what the right way to talk about not having a leg is because like that's just not been my experience
but um I find it a little strange I think it didn't bother me I actually thought it was funny and like
lighthearted and just the first time I thought that too she's just being humor the first time she said it I was like you know
good for her yeah I wonder if I kept hearing it but I only heard
heard the one and I was like, oh, that's just like funny.
It was funny the first time.
So I watched the episode.
I watched two episodes.
We had that crazy ass orgy challenge, which was insane.
And it just gave me insane respect for who I already respected the most, which is my girl,
Anaya, but also Kada.
They were the only two who didn't hump and kiss every guy until they down their guy.
No, and it's like, they never said you have to kiss everyone until you know who you're kissing.
It's like, you can touch.
There's the hair.
By the way, you could get in two seconds.
Everybody has different hair.
So I feel like they were told not to touch their hair
And the only person I saw touch hair is Melanie
Which is how she knew it was sincere
And then she knew it was Corbyn.
A couple people touched hair briefly
But yes, they definitely were asked to not focus on the hair
But like you could have just given like a swipe
And you would know immediately.
Yeah
And some of them like did lightly touch hair
So like they were able to know
In shower caps.
Oh that's good.
Yeah.
So Kada who was already like high up on my list
and Anaya who was already high up on my list, like, queens.
Queens, queens, queens.
Except, like, what was, I wasn't fully following,
like, what went wrong with Kada and Zach?
It's really awkward.
Okay, so she acted like a respectful queen.
Yes, the whole time.
The whole time.
And then when the new bombshell came and he hooked up with,
he made out with everyone, they sort of did a big one.
She wrapped her, like, she was on her back.
She wrapped her legs around him.
It wasn't just like, you know, the obligatory I have to make out with the bombshell.
And Zach was like, okay, okay.
And so like the guy kept going a little bit longer.
So it was just like an oversized one for a girl.
Yeah.
But now he's like pulling other people for chats.
No, he's he's being really like he's punishing her too much for it.
Yeah, he should have taken that opportunity to close off.
Like I know everyone's like like afraid of closing off.
I don't know why.
But like they're so obsessed with one another.
And like yeah, it's pissing him off that she's with another guy.
I feel like that's a sign that you're ready to close off.
Like why is everybody so against closing off?
No, and he wasn't.
He was like ready to close.
off, but then I think, like, he was just, like, very, I don't want to say hurt, but I think, like,
his ego was bruised that, like, this other guy, like, got to have that moment with his girl.
But he doesn't really have, like, a place to talk because they, those boys sat on the bed,
made out with everyone in the house, plus two new bombshells while their girls were sitting,
like, she's literally right there sitting there blindfolded, like, everybody misbehaved.
That was, like, a runchey.
I know, that's what I don't understand about the show, which is, like, why is some things a bigger
deal than others?
Like, everybody's humping the whole time.
So everything in a child.
I understand Melanie.
I understand Melanie why everyone's upset with her because it's like you knew you had
sincere and so you kept kissing Corbyn.
That was disgusting.
That was fucking crazy.
Yeah.
I seriously,
she was the prettiest girl when she got here.
Now like I find her insides to be so ugly that like she is no longer my top.
No, not at all.
I want her still on the show though because she's like so entertaining.
But like I do.
I think sincere is one of the best guys so far and they should not be together.
No, everything in a challenge is.
It's literally Jeremiah and Huda.
Everything in a challenge is inbound.
like you can make out with everyone.
But then there are people who take it to another level.
And we see that sometimes like Huda and Ace in a heart rate challenge.
Like, and you see it by everybody's reaction.
So the guy came in, he makes out with everyone.
That's fine.
But the fact that she's like, you know, on her back with their legs, they did a big one.
And it's like, but you're my girl and you acted like that with the bombshell.
But like after what had just gone down, I just think he really needs to let it go.
I understand he was like bum that night.
She felt really bad.
I think she like realized, oh, this is more serious than I thought.
I shouldn't be like acting that way.
But for him to like punish her into the next day, pull back, say he doesn't actually want
to be closed off.
Like he pulled someone for a chat.
He's being like a little controlling at this point.
It's getting a little ugly.
Red flag.
And you can see she's heartbroken.
I know.
And like also no offense when there is such a disparity in looks like she's so fucking
hot and he's like very fine looking.
He needs to act right.
Like you can't be acting like that when the girl's much hotter than you.
No, but at this point it doesn't matter.
She likes him a lot.
Because she likes him so much.
I know.
It's not like when she came in and she was the bombshell.
And it's crazy how like when you're the bombshell,
you're like the shiniest most attractive thing.
And like after two seconds later.
After two days you're like old use goods.
It's true.
Nobody's even looking at you.
It's so crazy.
So the two new bombshells, Sol and Jen.
I do feel like Jen is pro.
I guess like the girl.
Who's going home?
A girl, right?
I don't.
Yeah, because the girls got to pick last time.
so like Beatrice could go home.
But we're coupling people up.
So we're going to put Jen and Gabriel.
Oh, so maybe no one will go home yet.
Just like Hood didn't go home because Jeremiah.
So like Bayo or Melanie.
And then vulnerable.
Or Melanie.
And,
because Caleb will have to choose someone.
And Melanie.
No, Caleb will have to choose someone.
Caleb will choose.
Not Caleb, sorry.
Corbin will have to choose someone.
No, why will he?
He'll be single and vulnerable.
Oh, yeah, I guess.
Okay.
I don't really understand how these things work.
I know.
Sometimes it's a recoupling, but no one goes home.
Sometimes it's, so yes, Jen will go with Gabriel.
I don't know who else people would vote for her to be with.
Oh, I guess she spoke to Zach.
If people don't like Kada, they'll, do people not like Kada?
No, people are rooting for Kada.
Okay, great.
So please keep Jen with Gabriel.
Soul and sincere.
I love them.
I love them.
Let me tell you about this girl, soul.
You have to have, like, insane confidence to go on a show like this with no hair.
And I think you actually have to have insane confidence.
to walk through life as just a woman with no hair.
We put so much emphasis on her.
I could never fucking do it.
When I tell you, like, her aura is elite.
Like, she doesn't give a fuck.
She's the most insane body.
I saw somebody on Twitter say,
Sol's body's so insane, it makes me want to go to the gym.
Like, it's literally, she's such an body tea, as the kids say.
And she's kind of radiant.
Like, I really like her.
And I think that Sincer also has,
because the way people talk about him,
and you see it on the show,
I think he has this like amazing aura as well, like a great personality, really nice guy.
Like he's an oldest of five siblings, like a real man.
And he's very sincere, of course.
I think that they're an elite duo.
Let me tell you if these two couple up, I will vote for them to win the show.
Yeah, except no, sorry, Anaya and Casey, except Anaya's like.
This is a, no, Anaya and Casey are on thin ice.
You know, they're one bombshell away from destruction.
I know except like she was kind of pissing me off because like she was being I understand why she's
looking for problems no no no I understand why she's hurt but you can't be a phibis and I put him crying
around the bill all day nobody wants to be around that complaining it was like it was insecure that's
what Melanie did and it makes it a self-fulfilling prophecy it's like well yeah no I don't want to be with you
if all of our chats are just you telling me what I did wrong and I understand me Jackie
understands that what Casey did was wrong and it hurts your feelings but like you have to
put on a a happy face because you don't just
just want to be like the girl crying all day.
Nobody wants to be in a relationship with that.
And like,
was it raining all day?
The weather was like so off.
I didn't notice.
Oh, you didn't?
I thought it was like so crazy that it was cloudy.
Oh, I saw some wind,
but I liked it.
I was happy for them to get a nice...
And then somebody was like,
it's quite breezy in it.
I like that.
I'm happy for them in the wind.
So anyways, and yeah,
I feel like Casey if like,
if a bombshell like we're locked in on Casey,
like right now Sol and Jen like aren't really like,
he's not their number one.
So it's like not an issue.
but I feel like he might deviate and they're not as strong.
They're just strong right now because nothing's come between them.
Yes, they're not strong enough and she is not like, like bold.
And I could see that if her relationship was threatened,
she would probably just end up going home because she's not like a mover or shake her in the house.
She doesn't like start drama.
She doesn't yell.
That's why I like her.
Like she's very normal.
And normal doesn't do well here.
Hi, Sean and Jalen.
But a bombshell could come in, turn Casey's head.
he goes down that path
and then he realizes that it's a naya for him
and then they would be set
but like they haven't had any sort of test yet
and I just I could see him passing the test
I could see him failing the test
but still and sincere
if they you know if they make a go of it
they just seem like they could go on and on
who do you think this is going to be the first couple
to close off I do feel like this saga
between Keda and Zach even though it's like been a red flag
I think it probably will lead them
because like the logical thing
is like, I didn't like that you were with another guy,
but you have to be with other guys
because that's what we're here to do.
Hmm, if only was there,
if there was a way for you to not be with other guys.
Like, it's sort of the logical place to land.
Yeah, but he's not seeing it that way.
He's like, I don't want to close off with you
because you're not someone who like would treat me with more respect.
It was loki manipulative.
It was.
And I felt really bad for her because obviously she doesn't give a shit about Caleb.
She was just like putting on because it's like funny.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You have to like cheer with me.
There's a text.
Like, yeah, you have to do these things.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, all of a sudden I did too much.
Like Bryce and Jen know each other.
Oh, yeah, from the modeling world.
That was weird.
Like, what are the odds?
But like Asian Shelley knew each other.
Yeah.
I think it's a small world when you're an Instagram model.
Like, of thought land.
Mm-hmm.
Bryce and Trinity are adorable.
Adorable.
I don't know if there's like a huge romantic connection there,
but they're definitely really good friends and they're having a lot of fun.
Yeah, but if they can like,
find romance they could win.
Yeah.
They could win.
I think they're very beloved.
Yes, they are the fans like ride for Trinity.
Why am I getting the feeling that Kenzie likes Corbyn more than she likes Caleb?
Oh, no.
I feel like...
She's done with Corbyn?
Oh, he's gone.
Like, I think that it was very convenient for that it had been like a really attractive
bombshell and her to have been like one of the only single gals and he was interested in her.
Like it was truly a situation, like a connection of convenience.
No, but like he liked her too and she liked him.
Oh, he by the way, he likes her.
And they're the only ones making out in the bed at night.
This new.
You know, it's always fun to make out when it's new.
Tomorrow they won't make out.
But you know what?
If Corvin is single and Melanie is single, I think they should give it a shot.
They like have their eyes on each other.
Sure.
Corbin is freaky.
Like, I don't know.
I can't get a read on him.
No, and like his personality just stinks.
Like it's just like.
That's so mean.
It's just like crazy how like when he came in and he starts talking about his like life.
It was just a red flag, I feel like for everyone.
Like, you're not being genuine and you're tracked GPT.
Like, this is not real.
Meanwhile, Caleb comes in and there's no question.
Like, he's just talking.
Like, and it's just himself.
And most people are like that.
Even sincere talking about how he wants to go on a road trip to nowhere.
Like, okay.
Like, and she was like, like, drive aimlessly.
And he was like, yeah, like drive aimlessly.
Like, I love that.
They're perfect for each other.
But like, Corbett doesn't say anything.
No, but he did say that he wanted to, you know,
experiment with handcuffs and blind.
folds he's freaky as fuck like i agree he doesn't really offer anything substantial he doesn't
have deep conversations and i think that like when you're spending all fucking day with these people
i think it gets boring really quickly if you're not having actual conversations and people's looks
go out of the window so fast a thousand percent like you're genuinely does not matter what you look like
and the girls look so cute every day and i'm like all the time put on her i'm gonna get my man back
outfit like with her bathing suit and her hat i'm like you look adorable you've got this and it's like
it doesn't matter what you look like
Yeah, it's true.
Like the looks get stripped away.
That's why bombshells like burn bright and fast because it's something new.
But very quickly, like your personality is kind of everything when you're spending all fucking day with these people.
And you do then just find yourself attracted to people with attractive personalities.
Yeah.
But I guess for like bombshells who come in, they might look at the old villagers.
Like if someone there is their type and they want to get to know that.
That's the only way how you can be seen again is from someone that's out.
Yeah.
Fresh eyes.
totally it's your only chance at like truly like glimmering for a minute
it's just become an old villager it just seriously looks horrible like the experience
I'm sorry I could never go on the show these people who do this show have earned every single
follower dollar fame opportunity that they get this show is a humiliation ritual
absolutely it is torture too like it is truly a form of
of intellectual, spiritual, physical, and mental torture.
There were, like, eliminations where the couples had to, like,
choose couples to go home.
Like, when the islanders have to choose each other,
and it's, like, not just, like, a bombshell, we don't know.
It's like, you have to choose, like, you're the person who's been with you.
No, it's like when you're, like, a hostage,
and then the hostage holder makes one of the hostagers
kill another hostage.
Like, that's literally what it feels like.
That's what it feels like to them.
Like, they go through so much to be on the show.
And, like, even all the makeouts and they're porn stars.
Yeah. Oh, you know, I was thinking that when they were getting ready for the challenge,
they all got on the bed and they filmed them in slow motion like in the white lingerie,
like throwing pillows at each other and they're like zooming in on people's ass cheeks.
I'm like, it's so crazy. You graduated nursing school last week and now you are like an adult film
entertainer. Yeah. And a lot of them come in with like jobs like I make elevators. I'm like,
well, you also do porn. Like it's crazy. You do porn, but it's not like sometimes porn stars like they
don't have to also, you know, be on camera personalities and like they're doing all of
like talking, doing their makeup artist,
their hair stylist,
they're a makeup artist, their hairstylist.
No, but it's just funny because, like,
you know, a brand would never do a brand deal with a porn star.
Like,
but you'll do a brand deal with somebody from Love Island.
Like, it's the same thing.
Yeah, no, but it's,
porn is a part of the job for sure,
but it's not the whole part.
It's not the whole thing.
So, like, they're doing a lot.
They deserve it all.
Agreed.
And they're risking a lot because you could end up like Sean,
who gave it all up for nothing.
For nothing.
You see Jalen posted about John?
He posted a Spider-Man meme,
like two Spider-Man's pointing at each other,
Jalen and Sean.
And he said, keep your head up, brother.
Something like that.
Maybe he'll be married by the end of the year.
It's true.
Anything can happen.
But it's more about so about the police force
and the job.
Of course, and the mayor.
And the unemployment.
Yeah.
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