The Toast - The Modern Stone Age Family: Wednesday, August 12th, 2026

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy. In fact, it is Humpty. And I would say welcome to the toast, but today, today. Today your husband is got.

Today it's more so giving, not the toast, but the bears. You guys, Turdy and I, matching today. I just want to say that I feel in this family I sort of own the Ralph Lauren like cable knit sweaters. And so if you are going to wear one like you do have to run it by me because the odds of me also wearing one are usually quite high, especially in the summertime. I didn't even consider that. I've had this sweater all summer and I always want to wear it. But like I don't know, I'm just like, is today a big enough day to wear it? It's just like definitely wear it on like bigger days. Yeah. Like it's such a cute sweater and I just wanted to do it right.

And I was like, you know what? Like we only have a couple more shows left. I am. let me wear the sweater and I didn't even and I was more so concerned like with hair up or hair down. I didn't even think that you were going to come down and see your sister. But we are so sympathico because there are some days you don't wear the bear sweaters and I didn't choose one of those days. Like I think it just speaks to how in sync we are. Like we are Justin Timberlake and Brian.

Yes, like we're matching today. And like while while you can find or at least I like one can find like shame like we're going to go out to lunch after this and I think we're going to go shopping and it's like we're going to be like those girls in the matching sweaters. We're always those girls anywhere we go. Because I do think we're also like those girls with the podcast. We're also like those girls with the matching oras. We like,

we don't have small energy, you know? Even though we couldn't be tinier, tiny. We're always taking up space like wherever we go. It's so true. And how does that make you feel? I don't really notice it. But when I think about us,

I can recognize that that's probably how we are. Yeah. But when I'm in it. We have like larger than life person. Yeah. And I just feel like we're always like. Starting stuff. No, no, no, no, no.

Like causing commotion. No, no, no, no. Like, we're just always have a large presence, like, both physically and spiritually. And when I'm in it, I'm just like, this is life. But when I zoom out, I'm like, oh, wow. Were those girls? We're those girls, yeah. Who's that girl?

Jackson dirty, it's Jackson dirty, yeah, who's that girl? I did what I said I was going to do. I watched The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip last night. Only one episode has been released. although and while it's an unusual choice for Bravo to do a peacock thing episode biweekly I actually think it's like a lot I was kind of relieved there wasn't a second episode I really enjoyed it but it's like it's a lot they chose one lady from each franchise and like you can tell they know it's like a big deal that they've been chosen now Kyle knew she was going to get chosen vicky knew she was going to get chosen but

Lisa Barlow didn't know Porsche like it could have been anyone well not really but Porsche was like not a guarantee she's not an OG um jazelle the only company competition is in jail. So, like, it was, but they're all just, like, competing with one another for, like, moments. And they are talking about, like, what's your iconic moment? Is your iconic moment? And I will say, like, the Bravo producers, if you don't know, like, OG Housewives lore, like, you will not enjoy this. It is, like, so niche. But, like, it's, it's, even if you started watching the last, like, five years, it's, like, 20-year-old stuff. Like, it's so niche. And it's really fun. And a lot of the women, I'm sorry, like, they all think that they're the star, right? Like, I know that Vicky thinks, because especially they're starting in OC, like, the OG, like, the OG, the OC and like I know Teresa things so like she invented this franchise but I'm sorry it's it is a fact like the star of this show is Luann when I tell you I was cracking up she's not even trying like a lot of them are like like elbowing each other for the spotlight like you can tell louan is just cracking up first of all she's just like on the side drinking like she's just partying she is so funny she doesn't like a lot of them I think are like pretending not to know like the other ones lore you know like

there's definitely like interpersonal drama that's so crazy and I will say like it's all fun in games right now. They're starting basically how it works is like they all flew to OC and then they're going to go to all the cities and each of the ladies is going to host. So in O.C., they had a big dinner at the Quiet Woman and it was that 80s theme where they had that Bunko party where like they were

all dressed as 80s like screaming at each other. And then all the other housewives from OC came Shannon, Tamara. There was a little like OC drama with Shannon and Vicky, Heather Dubrow. And it's all fun in games, but I feel like it's actually a really long journey. So like then they're going to drive to Beverly Hills.

then they're going to fly to Miami. So, like, it's just a lot of traveling. And I feel like I could see them all, like, really ending up, like, hating each other. And, like, there will actually be drama from living with someone. It's all funny games when, like, you all have your own hotel rooms. So it's fun and games. And it's fun and games. Yeah.

Until it's not. But I'm telling you, like, especially with, like, everybody thinking they're the one. Mm-hmm. Let me just tell you also, because I get a lot of hate for this from, like, the tree huggers. Because I'm not, like, a Teresa Judey's fan. Although I agree, like, she's who should have been joking. and she's giving us nothing. Like literally, I forget she's there sometimes.

Like, nothing. Because she knows. She doesn't even have to work for it. Like, I don't know. She's kind of like shy. Sometimes it's weird. When she went on Ultimate Girl's trip and Turks and Koso,

I actually think all of the women like really likes her because she's actually not this like huge personality. She's kind of quiet and shy. And she was like finally opening up on this boat about like going to jail. You know, she says going away and just about how like she really trusted her husband. And like she was like explaining. It was like a refinancing of the mortgage. And she was just signing stuff.

Like she says people think like being on TV is so fun. She was just like for the first time ever like actually being deep. And Vicky just like steamrolled over her and was like, yeah, like code oh insurance. And all the ladies are like, what? And she was like, yeah. I mean, why would you ever sign something that your husband told you? It's like, girl, first of all shut up. And second of all, like we're actually for the first time ever hearing like a human side of treats of Judas.

And she just steamrolled all over it. Like I kind of hated that. It's really good. Like it's just very niche. Like it's very in the know. Like you have to really be like a diehard band. And it's a lot. Like it is a lot.

especially because you're going to these towns with these ladies. And then the ladies of that town are also getting involved. Like I think Erica comes next week. So it's just like, it's a lot. Yeah. Okay. Maybe I'll check it out. But I am making headway in Let's Marry Harry.

At the end of season two, I'm about to be at the first. Season two? Episode two, I'm about to be at the first elimination. The show is hysterical because it's like The Bachelor, but like rated R. You know, I didn't expect, since when you're used to watching The Bachelor. Check you, that bug left a bite on your cheek. I told you. There was a bug in here.

That's why I had to kill it in such a violent way. No, but you have a bug bite on your cheek. I know. I told you I have a bug bite on my cheek. I was so sorry about that. When I killed the bug, that's why I did it the way that I did it. It was a violent affair. I couldn't believe he was still living.

It was like a mosquito too. I actually can't think about it. It was like a little gnat. And it's like a serious bug bite. I'm just pushing through. But yes. And thankfully it's on the side. People can't say.

You guys can see. I could care less if you could see. My face is itchy. Ugh. I'm sorry. And it's also like I keep pressing it. That's why you see the red. Yes, that's not much making exes just to get the itch to stop.

Yeah, that's so annoying. So it's like the bachelor rated arm because there's all these dates and like the women. Everything like follows a similar template except then Harry Jousey will like throw in a comment like how he's like kissing this girl. He goes and her ass is the size of a small planet. But he's like an only fan's queer. He's like pretty like raunchy. But but he. But he is like so ready to be married and have kids.

Do you think? It's what he says, but I really believe it. Also, there's one girl who's come on and she has a child. She has a seven-year-old. I've actually met her once. The girl? The girl. I know her.

I wouldn't say I know her, but I didn't meet her once. She lives in Florida. Yeah. I'm cracking. Yeah. And so she comes on with a child. So usually like on Love Island. They kick you right off.

And he said in his confessional, he's like, I would actually really like to be with someone who already has a child. That's how much I, like, want kids right now. has like 12 nieces and nephews. He was asking her all about her son. It's just like he's like a kid lover. You feel that it's an earnest desire? Yes. He like throws out these comments and I'm like, what? You can't be serious. But he just like he is who he is. And I also think like he really like has what it takes to like hold down the show because he's like so he has a big personality. But he is very earnest. He's very handsome. So like of course the girls are very interested in him. He is very

successful like in this world. And so I think he makes like a very good. bachelor candidate. And he reminds me a lot of Tyler Cameron before Tyler Cameron got wiped up. Where it's like just the world's most eligible bachelor. Like anybody would, any girl would want to be with him. Like I could see a show like this about Tyler back in the day. Yes.

However, I feel that like it was like a universal thing that everybody thought that about Tyler. I do think that like you have a special love for Harry Jousy. I don't know if everyone in the world thinks that he's like this eligible bachelor that they would love to date. But then why? did he get this show? If it's just me that thinks that why did he get the show?

Sort of like right place, right time, like friends of Alex Cooper, you know? And then I just want to say like, because I was also thinking, you know, it's cool to make a good successful show, but this is really like a one season. Wonder how many times can be marry Harry. You could marry Carrie. No, or we could, yeah, it could be like Let's Marry. Larry. Lewis Capaldi.

That doesn't rhyme. No, no, no, not rhyming. The show would now be called like, let's marry. And then we have new new leads. Yeah, like a new franchise. New leads. Or you could just go with people whose name rhyme with Harry. And that's not nothing. No.

Larry. Then you're getting into namesake territory. Carrie. And there's a girl that he likes whose name is Charlie. And I'm sorry. If they win, winner, winner. Chicken dinner. They have to come on namesake.

Harry and Charlie. It's true. Or just they can come on the toast and we can call the episode namesake. I love that. It's a segment of the toast. So also, another weird part of the show. So he has these three council members who will be like. Right.

Oversee. Amanda Clutes. Amanda Clutes, his ex-girlfriend, Georgina, I think she's an influencer. She's so gorgeous. So that's cute, having, like, an ex-girlfriend. She should be an influencer, but I think she is. And then I'm just like, why don't they be together? Because she's obviously cares enough about him to do all this.

The third council member. The third is some guy who's, like, his honorary brother for the show. And what's crazy is they do the eliminations. They send the girls home. So they consult with Harry about, like, who he wants to keep who he really likes. But they are watching the camera feeds the whole time. so they will be sending home the girls who are here for the wrong reasons. That's weird.

Who are saying the wrong things. However, if Harry wants to save anyone that they've sent home, he can save them and he has to send home someone else. Yikes. But I just like, I don't love that they are the ones eliminating people. Because then it's like you end up with somebody who you didn't like directly choose. And also like they're watching the cameras and they were talking about this girl, Jade. She like had a bad attitude, night one, whatever.

And then on night two, Harry talks to her and they actually have like a really good conversation. So he's like, I had a good conversation with Jade. And Amanda's like, oh, no, she had bad energy. bad attitude night one. It's like someone can make a bad first impression or have a bad first night and like be okay and you don't have to send them home. Amanda's opinion isn't absolute here. It's like, well, Harry said they had a good conversation and like that's the end of that. No, but she's like no, she's like a bad, like she's saying no, you don't know her like I do. Who the fuck are you? I wonder if they'll send her home. I didn't watch the elimination.

That is stupid. That part is annoying. I think that they have to like switch up the format because like things get old quickly. And then I'm not liking this honorary brother guy either because so far he's like not giving good advice and he said he didn't like Sammy the girl with the daughter because when she got into the house the first night like she immediately took her shoes off respectful and he was like oh right it could be like a culture thing he was like if you can't commit to a pair of shoes you can't commit to a marriage and I just dumb stupid thing to say some of the worst advice I ever heard this is a person who literally is raising a child like talk about like they know they know commitment committed yeah I thought that was the worst advice I ever heard and Harry's people

And Harry was like, true, true. That's your king right there getting swayed. Let's see what my king does. But so far, it really is like the catching Kelsey of our time. It's fucking hysterical. But like I need, I'm not like roped in yet. I don't know everyone yet. I don't have feelings yet.

But actually when they were having the conversation about like kids and her son, like I actually wanted to cry. And she has not. And I know we always judge people who go on shows with children. Yeah, I actually do. She has not stopped crying the whole time about how much she misses her son. You're only allowed to go on reality TV with a child

if you spend the entire time crying. And like when she finally had her conversation with Harry, she immediately starts crying because she misses her son. And instead of like writing her off, he was like so sweet to her. I'm pretty sure like Huda Mustafa still hasn't seen her daughter.

Like some people are just crazy. Also I think there's a difference of going on a show with a two-year-old and a seven-year-old. Agreed. Like remember when Jess went on? I think he was four. also different

four verse seven remember when Jess went on love is blind yes yes I don't think not for one second or any of us like her daughter no her daughter was like growing 10 yeah and we all felt she should be there yes no at some point like you ought to live but when you have like a child who depends on you for like food and water

yeah who needs help like wiping after going to potty correct you should stay home from the reality show a thousand percent but a seven year old like is different like you could also like talk to them on the phone and they can So it's different. Okay, well, let's marry Harry. Let's marry Heartz. Let's marry Hearts to Parts.

If you came into our home that we're all staying at here and just listened, you would not know that we were an English-speaking family. No. We're like, Hearch-de-Perch de-perch de-erch de-perch. Ruben to soup and sandwich? Ruben sandwich. Ruben's sandwich, and he's the tastiest sandwich. And we got with the Charles Cheese. Darles Chee.

This is our third to last show of Swirley Summer. Just a reminder, I don't want anyone to be caught off guard. Swirley summer break begins after Friday's episode. On Patreon will, of course, be lit up with content. You can... I was just thinking about, like, because we did all the kids except for Max, and I was like... Maxston, Paxton, Hexton. First of all, there's a child named Paxton in the house.

And also what we actually call him is Gega. Gega. Like I said, nodding. Olivia hadn't seen us in a while. And since the last time she saw it's like Max's name has become. I'm like, Gaggersens. A briefie down to Gags, the Gaginator. Mr. Gaggersens.

She was like shocked when she heard me call him. Like I was just in a conversation just being like, can you take gags? And she was like, you really call him gags? I was like, yeah, I guess I do. I didn't even notice that. I didn't know that was happening. Oh, we did. That the Gaginator.

Yes, Gaggersens. It's been thoroughly gagged. Yes. Yeah. What are the stories like today? Stories. I saw, I don't know if you guys saw Brooks Nader commented on our reel. I did not see it.

She appreciated her candor. She said that she was with her sister living it up. Like her dad, like, her dad, like, was there. But, like, he wasn't there. And she had no idea the photos were being taken or her words. She would have sucked in her stomach. She's so real. She's such a queen.

Time to come home, Brixie. Time to come home. Although I feel like she's, like, weeks away from coming home. Yeah. She's never coming home. Yeah. Well, without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you dida do need to know. And the past five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Squarespace,

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So I'm going to share it with you. So on this month's year's Vogue September issue, we have... Which is like always like a bigger deal than the other issues. Yes, it's the big issue. It's a kickoff of like Fashion Month. This is like a huge honor. It's the biggest. It's the biggest issue. Yeah. We have Kyah Gerber and Homer Gear. So Homer

Gear is the son of Richard Gear. Kaya Gerber is the daughter of Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber. And not only were Richard Gere and Cindy. Cindy Crawford married for a couple years in the 90s, they shot a cover together. Look an iconic cover together 34 years before this cover. Additionally, Kaya and Homer, the children, are in the shards together. So this is a nod to the past and also a promotion for the shards. I think that this is so crazy

because I have to tell you nobody's talking about the shards. Like there are actually a lot of shows that are super buzzy right now, Sterling Point being one of them. It's because it's episodic right now it's coming out on FX. Even before that, like I'm, like, I just,

I don't feel like it's going to be... Literally, like it's been a day. I don't know, like off campus in a day was popular. Like, they should have had Belmont Camelli and... What's her name? Hannah?

Is that her name? Ellibrate. They should have had them on the cover. I just want to say, like, I personally don't think this is iconic. No, so I have a lot of notes And it actually is reminding me As something that Nigel said in Devil Wears Prada too

Because he was talking about budget cuts And he was saying like back in the day I used to get two weeks in Africa in the Sahara With Richard Avedon And now I'm lucky to get two days at Milk Studios Right And this is giving Milk Studios It is like it's not on location

It's not fabulous It's gray What is this picture? No, it's so true And then when you go to the previous one Like they're on the beach, they're on set like it's much more eye candy. Also, I don't want to be mean, but like, no offense.

Like being nepo, obviously gets you far, but like, I never heard of you up until this point. And like, that gets you the cover of the September issue. Like, not to be like a nepo hater, but that's kind of crazy. That is nepotism. No, I'm sorry. Period. Like, no, nepotism is like getting your ass in the door.

Kaya is a good example of nepotism. Like, she puts in the work, she should be on the September ever. Who's this rando? Yeah. Just because your dad's Richard Gere? No, he's on the cover because his dad is Richard Gere. year and because his dad did the cover 34 years ago, that's nepotism. I hate that.

That is nepotism. Hey. So the cover, the interior photos are just like not giving anything. You are 100% right about like the location. This gray backdrop in the middle of it's probably like in Brooklyn. Like it's so not fabulous. The cover of the September issue is on something we could shoot in here. And sorry, like not to be that person in the age of AI.

Like you have no excuse. Make it look like we're on a beach. do better if you can't afford it now for the positives let's talk about kayak Gerber let's because she is so dazzling she's a lot of press gorgeous and poised and perfect really and she really also like has personality not to you know put models in a box but she's very intellectual yeah she has her book club of course we know she did this series of like her five favorite books did you see this video no but I've heard you talk about it before no no it was two days ago I saw this video someone asked her her five favorite books and like all of them or like something that you read for like your core curriculum in college.

Like, Kant. Yeah. You know, like insane. Yeah. Um, and nothing I've read. Of course. And she's just so high brow. Yeah, but she's also like, she went on, uh, therapist and like you have to be like funny and

like a little low brow, you know, to like engage with culture. And she knew every, she was funny. She was talking about other celebrities, comedians that she thinks are funny. Like she definitely is like a well-rounded girl. She is someone who like should marry into a royal family because she can carry. herself, like, as a royal. Who is she currently dating? Is she still with Lewis Pullman?

Yeah. That's cute. Fine. Fine. I just hate this cover. Like, especially because, like, maybe, I guess time will tell if, like, this becomes an iconic show. But, like, in terms of shows that are having a moment and couples that, like, we're obsessed with, like, it's not these two.

No. Like, it's not. No. I can't. And, like, who is this guy? Literally. Except you never meet someone named Homer these days. I will say that.

That's a nice name. But Richard Gere could name his children like anything because he's Richard Gere. And yeah, it's crazy. Like we never saw him before and now. He's on this September issue cover. And while Kaya is literally a copy and paste of her mother. Yeah. Actually, sometimes you can't even tell the difference.

Like when you zoom in on this photo. It's true. It looks like an old photo of Cindy Crawford. Also, is there an element of this that's weird because like their parents were married? And like, that's your ex a little bit? Yeah, right. But it must just be all good. It must be all good.

Yeah. Yeah, and it's like, it's not like I ever saw this cover before that it's so iconic that we had to recreate it. The thing is, if I don't know the reference, and again, like, I'm obviously not like a big fashion magazine reader. I don't know the archives, but like I'm a well-rounded person when it comes to culture, and I know certain Vogue covers. This one did not ring a bell. You know what? It must have been iconic at the time because, like, they are married on the cover of Vogue. Kind of like Kim and Kanye.

Like Kim and Kanye. November 1922, I was busy being born when that came out. And I was busy just being an egg. And it's crazy that this was a November issue. have like the hottest couple like together beachside paraggy portrait for a November issue in 1992 and now this is what constitutes September it's true I would have rather seen Richard and Cindy up there shaking that thing yeah I'm just I'm very uninspired by the whole thing not to be negative especially because for the most part like

they usually get it right with the September issue like it's always the person who's like having a moment that year whether it's like Adele like they always kind of when it comes to celebrity like they get it this is bad Is this girl Chloe's first one? I do wonder. Is it her first? I think it's been less than a year. So yeah.

Tisk, Tiske, Chloe Meeley. Yeah. Candice Burgeon's daughter. Burgess? Yeah, like this would have been like in another day like just a cute editorial inside. Inside the September issue. No, it's really. That's not my favorite.

Mm-mm. Our next story, some very sweet news. Rihanna shares rare photos with all of her three. kids as they visit the Barbados Street where she grew up, which is now named after her. Rihanna Way. Where do you live? Oh, I live at 67 Rihanna Way. Yes.

So once called Westbury, New Road to Street has since been renamed Rihanna Drive in her honor and deemed a cultural landmark in the photos that she shared, which included her three kids, Riza 4, Riot 3, and her daughter, Rocky Irish, who turns one next month. So cute. Yeah. when she usually doesn't show them or like... Oh, does she not? Like, she doesn't like... I think of seen a bunch of pictures of them. When they go out...

Poparazzi, yeah. But like, she doesn't, like, post, like, family photos. Right, right, right. So, like, this was really cute to see. And I guess she's back home in Barbados. Yeah. I seriously love her. Yeah.

That's our mom, queen mama right there. Um, in terms like Rihanna, like, ever making music again, not to, like, bring it up. I just feel like every time we talk about her, like, it is worth. Because for a while she was like, it's coming, it's coming. But, like, it's not, right? No, I think Aesap Rocky said something about it the other day. I didn't like choose it as a story because like I can't have this conversation again. And I'm not putting pressure on a new mama who I do feel very like marriage.

I feel very sympathetic. We're on a similar timeline. Like our kids are the exact same ages. So if someone was like telling me to get in the studio, uh, uh, uh, like I would never do that to her. Of course. Because she's just sort of like my twin flame. I would say we're twin flames. Unlikely.

We would have thought. But we're literally on the same time. line. We need to have a play date. A thousand percent. Yeah. I love that. I love thinking like mama friends who like I have the exact same age as like when I meet someone or I know someone who I'm like the exact same aligned with. I'm like when you're in town we have to have a play date. Yeah and that's like a good way to make celebrity friends. Yeah for sure there's a couple celebs that are like exact same. Love that. Yeah like me or Elena Olivia Colbo. You guys need to have a play date. Like a the coolest crew in town. You need to have a play date. So this is so sweet and she said you know

life is so trippy. Trippy how life works and the glory still and will always belong to the almighty creator. Facts on facts. She also said, you know, sometimes she forgets. She's just that girl from Barbados. Yeah. It's like Jaila when she said, you know. Oh my gosh.

I ruined my sweater. That's what you get for copying me. I'm just having a morning. No. Yes. You have a bug bite on my face. I couldn't find my straw. This cup has like one of those shit holes, but it's better than nothing because if I didn't

have a straw, what would I do? I didn't have time to make my espresso at home. I'm sorry. George Clooney. George Clooney. I'll blame George for that. Now I bring him out. He's George Glass now.

She goes up. Oh, she's George Glass now. Hold on. I just need to like, I now need to like drink without drink. Yeah, take your break. Yeah, like I need to. Yeah. Perhaps like a song break.

Well, oh, she's done. maybe a Rihanna song and I already know what you're going to sing and I want to just like submit my guess Okay and I'm not going to guess to the most random song just close your eyes close your eyes. Okay. I'm going to sing it ready Okay. That's got me feeling this way

it beats me black and blue but it loves me so good and I can't get enough must be oh did you think I was going to sing four or five seconds? Did you think I was so... Four five seconds for four five seconds from Wilde. And we got three more days till Friday.

We do. I'm just trying to make it back home by Monday morning. I swear I wish somebody would tell me. I'd be getting like Loki a lot of hate for my singing. Oh. You've seen it too, right? I have. Like are you, do we have more haters?

Or is it like, are you singing worse? What is it? I'm definitely not singing worse, but thanks for ringing that up. I don't know. I just think like with great power comes great responsibility. Yeah. And to my detractors, just know for every hate comment, it only fuels my vocal cords even more.

So keep engaging. Must be love on the brain. That's got, you know what? I have to pick up my dry cleaning day. Maybe I'll drop this off and put on this. Do a quick switch room. Put on my new sweater. Love that.

Although I don't think like a small coffee stain is like a whole dry clean requirement. Like just like a little soap and water. It's like my new sweater. Yeah. For my new sweater deserves the best. Yeah, I actually see another. You got it right by the bear's ear too. I'm going to take it to the break in there.

It's like, I don't want it because, yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? A little chip news. Chip a Joe or someone has a chip on the shoulder or like chips food. Ding, ding, ding. Chloe Kardashian's cloud expands functional snack line with. It's not popcorn, yeah.

Cloud Plus, I guess. Or Cloud Foods, I think it is. Yeah. It's expanding its functional snack line with collagen-infused chips. So Cloud Plus is the name, and the brand is debuting a new line of collagen protein chips, available in sweet heat, nacho, and buffalo flavor packs. So the thing is about Cloud Popcorn is that I was like a hater when it came out.

I was like, we don't need protein and everything. And then I got PR, I tasted it. It was delicious. Like, I was not lying. I never had it again. It's so popular, but I really stand by, like, we don't need, like, supplements in everything. So yeah, like collagen chips. The thing is, her shit does so well.

Cloud popcorn is such a success. Like, I'm sure this will be too. I feel like, seriously, who the fuck needs collagen chips? Yeah. But people love this product. Like, it is so popular. I have been, I guess, proven wrong. Although I still believe what I believe.

Yeah. And I like that where it's like everyone's disagreeing with you. No, and like the facts disagree with me. But it's not even a belief. It's like that's your personal taste, you know? And it's subjective. And like when I'm looking for protein, like, Maybe I'm just crazy.

I like to go sort of like to the source. Of course. Mead. And then of course that always can't be like you can't always sit down with a T-bone. So like a bar. Okay. Like a shake. Sure.

Popcorn. Like that's crazy. Yeah. Same with collagen. Yeah. And I'm sure this was like thoroughly. No, Jackie. It's going to be a huge success.

Like research tested into like what people want in their chips and like what people need. And so I'm sure there's like all this information that I don't know. But yeah, I just like I'll have a sun. chip, you know. But it does also make me realize, like, she puts her whole cloud dussie into this. She's, like, not involved with Good American anymore, right? Not in a meaningful way, I guess. And I don't think it's in her bio anymore. They were, like, rumors about her and I agreed. And then they, like, sort of shut it down. But I'm sorry, like, she doesn't wear it anymore. She used to be, like, choosing the good squad. Yeah. I don't know.

Like, I'm happy she's having a lot of success with this, because, like, I want the best for my swirl. Yeah, me too. Oh, no. And in her bio, it's only about her perfume, XO, blue. now available. And this is so her. Like, you know, this is so unbrand. I think, like, people, like, want to knock the Kardashians for just selling anything. But there are some, like... No, she's protein girl.

There are some brands that they've put out that are so synergistic to who they are. So the chips also are protein chips, but these ones also have collagen. Oh, yes, they are protein chips plus collagen. Yes, there will be 17 grams of protein with two grams of hydrolyzed collagen. And the comments are, like, so excited. What is this coming to the UK? Like Chloe said I've been taking collagen as part of my wellness routine for years. It's everywhere right now, but it's usually something you have to remember to take as a powder or supplement.

I love that we were able to put it into a snack you already want to reach for. It's one less thing to think about. Okay. I guess I don't take collagen. Me neither. So I'll eat it. I'll get it from my chips. Okay.

I guess it like makes sense. Like why not? No, that's what I'm saying. Like people will use this and it will be good. I just feel like if I'm like taking some, stuff like I'm just going to take it you know right like I'm going to drink it or I'm going to take it take it actually you know I was at the walkreens yesterday and I was in the I was waiting in line for the checkout and I was like they like you know the line like went all the way back so I'm like

standing in an aisle and I was in like the supplements aisle let me tell you they got a supplement for everyone and every for your teens for your kids they also still have the Flintstones do you know that yeah but they're not what they used to be the Flintstones in a in a in a good way like no like we all took the flintstones growing up and then I think they were reformulated and then we all never took them again they were formulated to bad I think so just we all and I'm not just saying you and I like the whole world took them yeah and then we didn't and it's crazy because like do kids these days even know who the flintstones are like is there a modern problenstones meet the flintstones they're in my family when you're with the flinstones that's

one, the movie with Halliberry and John Goodman, like so fucking good. So good. But that's what I mean. I don't even know if there's been like a recent TV show or movie. Like why would the kids know, why would they be excited about Flintstones? That's like, I think we're due for a Flintstones reboot. Okay, who's our modern day Fred? Fred. Belmont Camel. Like someone like, because it's supposed to be like big and man. And I guess he's like a young dad. Like, Fred, you mean? Yeah, like he has young kids. Pebbles and Bam Bam. Because I was going to say like, I don't know, Vince Vaughn or something, but like, no, we need someone in his 30s, a young dad. Okay, wait, let me see.

So I just need to look at pictures of that. I mean, no, like, in the original cartoons, like, he does look like a dad. Like, that's not Belmont Camelli. No, but, but think about how old he is. Like, Emma Roberts is R. Wilma. For sure, but he is probably in his 30s. However, in the caveman days, I think they aged faster. Yeah, because they have two young kids.

So, yeah, maybe he's like mid-30s. Yeah. Well, actually, if they're cavemen, he might be in his 20s because they didn't have birth control and they got married younger. because lifespans were shorter. Who's our Fred Flintstone? And then, of course, we have Barney. And what's his wife's name?

Betty. Betty. Betty. That guy who played Barney Rebel, like, is Barney Rebel, period. Bring him back from the dead. Did he ever do anything else? Yeah, of course. He's from Honey I Shrink the Kids.

He's Barney Rebel. The dad. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Rosie O'Donnell is his wife, right? Yeah, she's in. That's such a good movie.

And it was like perfectly, I'm sure if I watched it now, I would be like, well, CGI, I could do a better. But like the world they built The world that they built With the quarry Yep And like everything being made of rock Yeah

Because it was the Stone Age But he just felt very modern They're your modern Stone Age family We need A Flintstones reboot Like they're always looking for shit to reboot Yeah we really do

It's a timeless too Yeah And like who are you gonna bring And like who are you gonna bring a fallout boy To like do the Oh they would love to Yeah like a rock version Or like

When you're with the Flintstones Love Who's that guy who does all the spidey music Patrick's Stump is he fallout boy or I don't know you know he does all the spidey music yeah that's why that's why I said fallout boy yeah I think that's fallout boy

Pete Wants you're right Patrick's dump When you're with the Flintstones Yeah so good Bring back the Flintstones Bring back the Flintstones we're ready Yeah We've been starved of them long enough

I just don't think those vitamins are flying off the shelf not until they bring back the Flintstones. Yeah, like, why would a kid be excited about that? Yeah. We should, like... We should put it on for the kids and, like, see what... The Flintstones? Yeah.

Low, what is? Low stem. Low stem. It's, like, not highly saturated. Everything's, like, kind of gray. Yeah. Approved content, the Flintstones. John Goodman version.

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Our next story. Some biz news. Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan's Unwell Media Company has been valued at $500 million after an investment from Patrick White Sells, W-T-S-L. Wait, I didn't hear about this. Yeah. I thought you're going to say Alex Earle invested in symbiotica, which I saw all over yesterday. I thought that's what you're talking about.

No, I saw that. Wait, that's really interesting. It is interesting. Because I do feel like as of like a couple of months ago, at least how I perceive their success, I've only felt that they have started to become like a profitable good company in the last three months. And maybe that's because we've only started to see the fruits of like the shows coming out

on Well Winter Games, which was popular, all the books that she's adapting. She's doing a lot of TV now because I feel like for the first five years of this company's inception, they were like trying to become a podcast network and they don't have one successful podcast besides Call Her Daddy. So I feel like that's a high evaluation. It is a high valuation. And I think this is their first outside investment.

Also, I think the most interesting part of the whole thing is, do you know who Patrick Whitesell is? I don't. And who he used to be married to. Okay. Show me a picture of Patrick Whitesell. Maybe it'll ring a bell. Is he a businessman? Yes, he is.

He used to work at William Morris. Very high level. And he used to be married to. And he used to be married to Lauren. Sanchez Bezos. Of course. Patrick Weitzel. Uh-huh. T. Lawrence, Nicole Sanchez-Bezos on Call Her Daddy When? Never now. Wow, that's interesting. I didn't know what he did for a living, but like, good for him. Yeah. He, yeah, no, he worked at WME for like a very long time. I think he recently left and now he has an investment firm, WTSL. And how do you come up with a valuation of 500 million? That means it's what

on Shark Tank, they say it's seven times your revenue. Is that what they say in Shark Tank? Something like that, yeah. Okay. So that means that their revenue. What's $500? I'm so nosy. Come on. We have calculators on our phones.

I'm going to guess like 60. Well, then also you have to think about like that that makes sense because we all know like what Call Her Daddy makes in the year because of those deals. Oh, but do you think that the 71. That was a good guess. Do you think that the earnings from Unwell include Call Her Daddy? I do. I think that the payout goes to Alex, but like they wrap it up into unwell's numbers.

Interesting. Why wouldn't they? Yeah. Right. Interesting. Because Colorado is an unwell production. Right. So anyways, I guess like everyone's attempt to take her down.

The assassination attempt was failed. Failed. Like I feel like now we can call it. Yeah. Even though I know we still have Sophia's book coming out and I know we have Alex Earl's show coming out. I feel like this kind of proved because like the internet turned on Alex Cooper 100% at once. Like it was insane. And it really did not affect her standing in culture and her ability to get great guests and produce TV shows that people are excited about. So yeah,

maybe more stuff will come out. But I really don't think there's anything that could happen. Like the worst is definitely behind her. No, and sort of like the her status as an influencer is sort of above public opinion. It doesn't rely on it. It's much more like industry. industry focus. She's not like an influencer who's just like at the helm of her followers. Well, that is sort of like what we were saying, like the fact that she's this like online personality who we kind of know nothing about. Like she doesn't share anything about her personal life, which I feel like was a conscious

choice to like have some sort of like binary life between work. And it was really smart. And yet it kind of makes you like not susceptible to like these campaigns. Yeah. So I guess the verdict is in. Yes. Alex Cooper stays. Sorry, guys.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Actually, some exciting news. I don't know if you've seen this yet, but Chicago on Broadway, not breaking. I did see this. Chicago on Broadway has found its new Roxy Heart in the form of former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Reese Weaver, the breakout star of DCC America's Sweethearts. And the sort of shock of the century was that this season she announced like on social media, she's like not returning.

So yeah, people loved her from that show. She did it twice. Or how many seasons have been twice? Yeah. She was at DCC for two years. And she was beloved by like Judy and the team, Kelly and the fans. She definitely could have made it again. But she like decided not to.

She got like a little bit of hate for it. People thought it was her husband. Like sort of wanting her to like be home. And she had to like speak being like, what are you guys talking about? Like stop. No, and now she's going to Broadway. Right. So it's still not home.

I wonder why she didn't return like one or two more years. to the Dallas kid. Maybe it just wasn't worth all the work. You know they get paid like $3. Well, they got raises in the last season. I think also her star just like blew up from the show. And so she's going to spend like her prime working years like doing DCC when she could be doing all of these opportunities. I don't know. But I also think like a lot of girls do it for like two or three years. But she was meant to be like the next face of the franchise like team captain. A thousand percent. That because she she was going to end up like working there like replacing Kelly and Judy. She was like the best one

And maybe if there had been no show ever And she just joined DCC Like she would have stayed longer But she has so many opportunities I'm sure she wants to take advantage of them And yeah, it's a short tenure And I'm not like one I don't really

I've never seen Chicago on Broadway I don't like keep up with Broadway a lot Unless it's like William Michelle and Funny Girl But I have found these Roxy castings To just be and I know they've been doing them for a while like Erica Jane did it at Ariana Maddox I did not care to me it seemed like a fake Broadway show that like no one was going to see

but now since Whitney I don't know why I'm kind of obsessed like who's next yeah and Mark Ballas is still there yeah but it's been that way for it's always like the cultural touch point and I think it was going to be hard to replace Whitney because she was huge but I think Reese is an amazing choice

I think people will love to see her I don't know but from my understanding like Roxy doesn't sing that much No, and it's like talk singing. And for my understanding, Whitney didn't really sing before either, but they train you. Yeah, you can carry a tune. Boring any, like, illness where you can't hear, like tone deaf, where anyone can sing. Yeah, I agree.

You can carry a tune. And I think she's an incredible dancer. She has that Whitney factor of just, like, showmanship where you just love to watch them dance. And I think she's really, like, they couldn't have crushed this. Oh, and I never would have guessed this. No. Speaking of The Secret Lives of Morseman. women wives. Please tell me you saw Miranda's

performance. What do you talk? You know, we talked about it a little while ago. Miranda from Salamau is going to be doing music. Yes, yes. She has a song like FU. She had a FU, yeah. She had like a little performance in Utah. It was like an influencer event. And it must be filming it. It looked like pretty legit where she was on stage with a band and she sang her song. Okay. Miranda Hope singing live. You have to see.

Ready? Okay. No, I want to see it. Turn your phone. Oh, okay. Here, wait. Take it. And put it in the microphone. Okay. But what were you going to say? Nothing. Oh, but you said you have to see Miranda's performance.

Do you agree that was must-see TV? Yes, yes. And I just thought we never closed the loop because we said she was releasing a song. People are so savage. I want to say, putting yourself out there on a stage, like, obviously that sounded bad. But like, I could kind of hear that, like, she might have a good voice. I think she sounded fine. It's very hard to sing live, like, with live music.

She sounded fine. We need to work on the stage presence. That's all. She sounds fine. No, and like the song is bad. I guess. Fuck you for that. For that.

Number one comment. I hate it. I don't even want to read. The comments are telling me, but what does it say? It's awful. But other than that, I hate it. I don't endorse that comment.

It's just a funny thing to say. Yeah, it is. And I stand by the fact, I think she has a nice voice. I don't think she sounds bad there. No, I think that like nerves, she's over performing on the side of a highway for some reason. And people are like, it's the random lines of the southern accent for me. She needs work.

But like, honestly, I feel like we can see her playing Roxy Heart on Broadway. She's doing the right thing. She has a nice voice. No one in Slamu is doing this. And I think we need a country star in Slamu. And I completely support her even though I just left. Agreed, by the way.

Just because it was... For you for that. For that. No, and the song... I'm sorry. Like, make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively. Like, what are you doing? Sitting at home?

Like, it's true. Like, it takes balls of fucking steel to sing in person and like you're not like a singer. Trust me. I know. I went on the mass singer, you guys. Oh, my God, maybe she'll go on mass singer. She should. Love that.

She should. Yeah. Or the voice. The voice. Which I'm obsessed with. When does it premiere? You know who I was thinking of who would be good for the next let's marry? Who?

Let's marry Jesse Solomon. My king right there. No, Jesse Solomon knows like when he's ready to get married, I'll take care of it. You know, I have such a nice. I have a list of Jewish girls for him. Even though I do stand by the fact that even though he says he's ready, he is not ready. No, when I tell you that I love Jessie. he's all in them more than anything and I wouldn't send him up with my worst enemy.

Like he is definitely a nightmare. Yeah, no, he says he's ready, like his actions don't match up with his words. A thousand percent. I haven't seen that to be true of Harry Jousy yet. And I've yet to see an apology to Lexi. So until that day comes. Lexi should like go on Love Island, I was thinking. She should get back in the circuit.

I feel she's been vindicated in a small way. Yeah, but I think she should try her. Also, like, well, a lot of the cast members owe her an apology. Like, so do the fans. The fans were so awful to her. Yeah, but that's what the fans do. do. Fuck you feel that.

Cast members should have each other's backs a little more. Yes, absolutely. The fans are wishy-washy. But she's, like, perfect for reality TV. She's so gorgeous and perfect looking. And she has, like, a cute personality and great energy. And a cute background. I feel like if she went on Love Island, like, everyone would fall in love with her.

Because she's, like, a positive, lovely person. And, like, guys, like, all, like, they were all shook when she walked in the house. Like, she has that, like, hot girl thing. Yeah. But also, when it comes down to, like, personality, because, like, the Andrina effect. Uh-huh. She's got the... She does.

She does. She has a really good personality. For you, for that. Those are a fast five stories. I feel as though you need to know them. I had a marvelous time. Thank you so much for being here. And we're back tomorrow.

Not that I'm counting, but it will be our second to last episode of Shirley Summer. Just want to make sure everyone else. Thank you so much listening to The Toast. Oh, emoji for the day. What do we talk about today? I always have like amnesia when we take a look back.

I always have amnesia, period. What was in the beginning? Like Mary Harry, I watch your ultimate girl's trip. What was the first? story. Like a mine. Okay. Kay Gerber.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Let's make fun of Vogue. Just do like a magazine. Is there a magazine emoji? No, there's not. Okay. Well, I'm just like looking through my most recently used emoji.

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