The Toast - The Name on Everyone's Lips: Friday, January 5th, 2024

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Taz. Happy Friday. I think I like this little life. Claudia cannot stop singing that. Do you know what that is? It's a sound. Yeah, it's like the sound people are using on social media

to put videos, little clips together of how amazing their life is. But the community on TikTok, they've turned it on its head. And now if you use it, it's so cringy. Everybody's making fun of it. I think I like this little life. So you're now on the, for lack of a better word, it's an offensive word, but the bandwagon of TikTokers making fun of the sound?

I'm on the bandwagon of whatever's cool at the moment. I have no scruples. I have absolutely no principles. I have no spine. Like whatever everyone says, I agree. I agree too. But you know what is cool at the moment? Let me think.

Us? Yeah. The toast. Jackie. At the moment. The toast is busing. At all moments. It's true.

It's true. But in this moment in particular because we're back yesterday was the first show of the year everyone was so excited and then yesterday afternoon i was just sitting around minding my business and you know what it came to me as i was minding my own business oh our seventh season theme song seventh heaven when i see those happy faces smiling back at me. Seventh heaven. By the way, I've literally never heard this song in my life. You would?

And I was surprised no one commented it. And I didn't even have to Google it. It just came to me. Are you sure you're not making it up? I'm pretty sure. I really should have Googled the whole lyrics. Because honestly, I don't know a lot but I do know that this sounds like a made-up song seventh heaven like it sounds fake because

the show is fake that is true it's not a real family it was no of course it was a drama but like the show itself like was seventh heaven in the simulation no Jackie I'm so glad you brought this up seventh heaven wasn't real I feel like it was a mirage and maybe something that like we invented in our childhood I did want to circle back to something you brought up which was yesterday's episode oh okay yeah and I want you to ask me how many times I watched yesterday's episode how many times did you watch yesterday's episode twice like I never even watch it once it was so good I was cackling I told all my friends I'm like you guys you have to listen to this podcast it's so good like we were really on one yesterday we were just being hysterical we

had all this like pent up energy and like communication yeah so good was there anything in particular that made you chuckle that maybe you know what always happens to me I loved our gypsy rose oh there's so many conversations that like we have them and we laugh but then if I ever watch episode back there are like nuggets that I like kind of missed while I was sitting here and I'm like hey that was funny I told my friend Abe I'm like you have to watch a toast he's like I always do I'm like yeah but like you really have to listen so he called me after he watched and he goes and he like brought something up there like I didn't even notice he was like the name on everybody's lips this holiday season is gypsy rose blanchard and I was like yeah the name on everybody's lips this holiday season is gypsy rose blanchard you have a problem with that hysterical stuff it's just like past hysterical

stuff just didn't even get a mention didn't even get a mention. Didn't even get a mention. Like we are, we're genuinely like too funny for our own good. There's just like too many funny moments we can't even process. I think I like this little life, you know? Yeah. You should make a video. I think I like this little life. I think I like this. Honestly, can somebody clip this audio and like let's replace it with the, I think I like this. Honestly, can somebody clip this audio and like let's replace it with the.

I think I like this little life. And then and then it'd be like a montage. And then it should be a montage of like you and I chuckling. For sure. For sure. But like you just cut on to ruin the audio. OK. Yeah.

OK. Ready? I'm going to enjoy my shake. I think I like this little life. This little life Now you're shaking your shake On my audio Okay go again

It's fine honestly the shake is like so us We're always doing something So us Wait I had something else I wanted to say I'm sure you have a lot of things to say It's Friday that's huge Major news Major key to success Oh I remember I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday

To kind of like an OG breather Number one toaster friend of the family Margot Faye Lewin She's an OG kind of a staple If you listen you know we're always talking about different Margos In our lives she's one of them Today's her birthday happy birthday love you dearly Happy birthday Margot I was texting her this morning she and I have been friends For 24 years our lives she's one of them today's her birthday happy birthday love you dearly happy birthday

margot i was texting her this morning she and i have been friends for 24 years wow that'll make you feel old right that's that'll make you feel old we met when she was eight and i was seven you're so young well yeah it's just because otherwise it doesn't make sense with like the 24, but she's turning 24 plus eight. Wow, not you putting her on blast. And we've been friends 24 years, which she's my oldest, longest friend. That is so nice. Who's my oldest friend? Probably someone from middle school.

Probably you. I mean, Olivia is my oldest, longest friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're my old, and i guess i'm margos but who's margos all three of us yeah yeah hey snitch hey satchel cratchel you know every day we'll give you a shout out in hopes that you listen yeah this podcast is really us just trying to get our youngest sister's attention like like to try and make it on her TikTok algorithm, to try and like get someone to text her,

hey, did you listen to the toast? In an attempt to get our sister to like think we're cool, we coincidentally like created this, you know, billion dollar media company. Yeah. Like the empire. The voice of a generation. We're just hoping it reaches her. Oh my God.

Speaking of Empire, I have three more episodes left in Gossip Girl. I, like I know what happens in the final episode and I know that they reveal, reveal who Gossip Girl is, but Ben doesn't know.

So I'm going to be recording because I really want to get his opinion on it because like a season ago, they like gave you like a little teaser where they pretended like Georgina was Gossip Girl, which actually was like a good call uh teaser where they pretended like Georgina was Gossip Girl which actually was like a good call it should have just been it should have been someone

like Georgina like an outsider with it like with a computer and a computer and a voice it made total sense um but so I that's probably what I'll do this weekend finish Gossip Girl and then my next journey with Ben is the OC. I'm very excited for that. And I need to look up what episode it happens in. But like, I don't want to spoil it. But like the big thing that happens in the OC, you know? Yeah.

Where they play Imogen Heap. Yeah. I'll record Ben's reaction to that, too. Wow. Yeah. He's never seen it. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy.

I'm excited for him to find out who Gossip Girl is. I know. I don't think he really cares. What if I just texted him right now and said, Link is Gossip Girl? That would be insane. So I actually, you just reminded me. I think I told Ben who Gossip Girl was as as a joke and he was like no way I'm like no I'm kidding but like it was I think I did that either like I thought about doing it or I actually

did it I can never remember if things are real or they're just my thoughts you know just like Seventh Heaven exactly classic turdy who did you most relate to in Seventh Heaven because like I really obviously like wanted to be a Jessica Biel, but like we all knew I was a Beverly Mitchell, you know? Yeah. I'll tell you one thing. I wasn't the dad. No, you were not the dad.

You are not the father. You are not the father. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't see myself reflected in the show. Well, that makes sense because it was like a house full of Christians and we're like Jewish and I couldn't relate to the show on any singular level but there are a lot of similarities in Judeo-Christian values I guess that's true like family values traditional energy yeah no that's so fair yeah but they were just like these like you know blonde blueed, like playing basketball

in the yard. Like that wasn't going to be us ever. No, certainly not the basketball. No, no. Certainly not going to church. I guess it's Beverly Mitchell. Yeah. And because you and I are both middle children, middle children, girls, like obviously I didn't

relate to any of the boys. Jessica Biel is like the oldest. And then there was the young girl, which were neither of those. those so we are both Beverly Mitchell I think we're all Beverly Mitchell we are but Jessica Biel was also just like you know older but she really was also like fully developed for lack of a better word and like she had really come into herself and she was like beautiful and young like no I was not gonna be relating to that character because we were like seven haggard yeah yeah we were just what channel was that little girls was it abc family or wb11 those were the only two we watched it was

gave it giving abc family that's a great call yeah rip abc family rip that was a mistake i don't know freeform does good stuff the bold type the type of okay wait i want you to sit on something because before 2024 before at the end of last year you and i discussed potentially creating a new segment on the show okay and that segment would be on fridays which is today your farmer and that's no no and that segment would be weenie of the week. Okay. Okay. Where we give the title to either someone we know in our lives, someone in pop culture who did something particularly weenie-esque this week. Okay. Now, we've only had two episodes this week, so there's not a lot to discuss.

But I think we should try it. If it doesn't work, we'll cancel it. Like Unburden Yourselves was a segment that just didn't work. It's okay to admit fault, to admit defeat. I think this has potential. So I want to put it in your brain now. Okay. And at the end of the Fast Five Stories,

we will do our inaugural, very first, Weenie of the Week segment. And we'll have the toasters vote in the comments for who they thought was the bigger weenie, mine or yours. Okay, but like, what if we didn't talk about them on the toast, just for one reason or another? It could be kind of how like Ben and Josh

on Good Guys do like, What Are You Nuts? It's not something that happened on the show. Like something that happened to you in real life, like this freak at the doctor's office. You know, like like it could be anything okay okay cool one name comes to mind early on but is it me no but it's similar to your name claudia gloria claudine gay oh okay oh that's good too yeah it's kind of like a jackal you know like Andy's no I know

what we need of the week is I grew up on it okay right after 7th heaven I'm talking about like the segment I'm talking about like the segment

yeah no no I got it I got it okay that's it so I'm excited about that so just like I don't have my selection yet but hopefully it'll come to me

throughout the stories like I I'd like to do someone in popular culture this week not someone in my personal life nobody offended me in my personal life this week no I would not put someone in my personal life on blast like unless oh like if Ben did something really lame I would give him meaning of the week like no there are enough villainous bad faith actors out there not the

bad faith actors what about bad faith actor of the week by the way obsessed jackie you guys if you only knew how frequently in our personal lives jackie and i use the term bad faith actors it is so funny and it is so stupid and it is like the worst phrase ever when you use it in a serious way like people who like write scholarly literature like using the phrase bad faith actors like in a serious way we're using it ironically it's so funny because you're a bad faith actor you're acting in bad faith well that is what bad faith actors do so let me know if you also want to add bfa of the w be oh fuck that's like kind of better no no like we need of the week like harks back to our childhood and it really just rolls off the tongue bfaow like really doesn't roll off the tongue. Vote in the comments. No, no.

Or give us, like, a, we have to rephrase it, Bad Faith Actor of the Week. Like, it's not right. Like, Bad Faith Actor Friday or something, you know? Bad Faith Actor Friday. It's still not great. No, it's not great. We can workshop it. I think Weenie of the Week, I really resonated with people when we shared it. And like, I think that's what it is.

But alternate title, like maybe in other countries where weenie doesn't translate, it could be bad faith actor of the week. Okay. I like that for our global audience. Love that. Love. Love, love, love hearts. Oh, by the way, somebody called out something so interesting about

yesterday's episode like we were off for a month we came back we talked about everything under the sun and we literally didn't even mention taylor and travis they were quiet this month no they weren't they were like having their holiday they had their new year's kiss it's like either we talk about them the whole we're all or nothing about them like it's so true and it's like we couldn't come back and talk all about Taylor and Travis, especially when there was like some other big news, like Natalia Grace's real age and like. Gypsy Rose is a free woman.

Right. Like there was major things to talk about. And so I don't, in deciding not to add it to the stories, it's like, we don't talk about it at all. And if it is in the stories, we talk about it for 30 minutes.

So yeah, that, that happened. It's really all or nothing when it comes to Tavis. Another cringy line. So that happened. Oh, I love that. That's like you and Dana love to do this thing where you like will

kind of round up like the cringiest, most popular captions that people do. The cringiest like social media tropes. Okay, so that's one of them. Yeah. So I did a thing. I did a thing. Yeah a thing yeah what are the others well Dana's big pet peeve is when people personify places so like New York City Barcelona has my heart New York City you look good this morning oh hate yeah that's really and also she

also hates when people are on vacation and they write, like, never leaving. It's like, girl, you have your return flight booked. You are leaving. Okay. Like, that one, if you're, like, a stickler for facts, like, I understand. That one doesn't bother me as much. But, like, New York, you look good today. Like, seriously, death. Jail.

But, like, the thing is you are leaving. Unless you're not leaving, then you're never leaving. Say it. You know, it would be better to be, like, I never want to leave. Yeah. Me neither. You know, I get it. Yeah better to be like I never want to leave yeah like I've me neither you know I get it yeah no I feel that that's literally returning tomorrow night no you had a plan to return before you even arrived before you even wrote that caption right so those are some of Dana's puppies that I've taken on and now I can't unsee them yeah yeah

yeah shout out Dana shout out Dana should we dive in the stories today I did choose since Jax was you know busy this morning being a mother of two and I should say I really don't like knowing what the stories are like I love being on the edge of your seat and people always ask like do you really not know what Jax is gonna say I really don't and like I know what's coming today and it's like not as fun the suspense has been you know ruined yeah it was a turdy's choice choice choice was a turdy's choice choice choice oh I'm so glad you brought that up um because I was thinking a lot this morning. How frightening. And I was feeling sick. And I was feeling tired.

Sick and tired? Yeah, because I stumbled across a video on TikTok of Leighton Meester singing Summer Girls from Country Strong. Amazon posted it, I guess, to promote that like Country Strong is on Prime Video. So it was my new comedy special, Lean In. And the comments were just like, oh my God, Leighton Meester was in a movie? What is this? Like, it was so disappointing. And honestly, like, I was really let down, nobody knowing this film. Not only not knowing it, never seeing it, I feel really exhausted, like like putting this task.

It's been on our backs for years. And it's like no one will help. Why do people not care about this movie? Like it's insane. It is insane. But that's why we have to do the work. And you guys need to educate yourselves. You do.

And like when I see people like standing a star is born with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper which don't get me wrong like was a good movie and they don't even know like that there was a movie before that that did it better that did it better like similar premise countryified like it just really makes me sick and it makes me annoyed. Like the casting, Garrett Hedlund, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim McGraw, Leighton Meester, the soundtrack, Dominic is everything.

Like Gwyneth, like I'm just like, I'm tired and I'm like, I'm done. Yeah. That's why you should stay off of TikTok. There's really disgusting things happening there. And this is just one of them. This is what people are always talking about when they say like TikTok is bad.

Yeah, TikTok is poisoning the youth except I'm glad that Prime Video is stepping up to the plate, joining our task force. I actually think it was Amazon Freebie. Freebie, like their new platform. No, Freebie like is whittling its way in. Jury duty.

Yeah, and they're like Freebie. I don't love the name. But it lets you know that it's Free V. It's Free Videos. Yeah. No, I get it. No, I like what they're doing. You'd rather see them up there shaking that thing?

I would, and I do sometimes. And I can watch Country Strong there, good to know. Cause I'm country strong. Heart to break. Like the grass. Like original music. Like, you know, you're tasteless. You're classless if you don't watch that movie.

Yeah. I had one more question to pose to the comments because I've been seeing salt burn everywhere. Like, oh, oh, oh, I'm so glad you brought this up. All I see is salt burn. And I have the privilege of having absolutely no idea what it's about. Is Jeremy Allen White in it, I think? No. Okay.

I don't know who's in it. Okay, Jacob Elordi. Now, you guys know me. And you know what I like. No, 1,000%. You should not watch this movie. I watch this movie. Sound off in the comments without telling me anything about it.

Because I want to go in blind if I do watch it. So I don't know anything about it either. I know it's the second half of the movie. Don't say. Don't. I don't even want to know a word to describe it. I don't even want to know. Well, then you're not going to be able to make a decision.

No, I don't want to make a decision. I want someone to tell me. You guys know me. Should I watch the movie? No, then Jackie absolutely should not watch this movie. Okay. Like, absolutely not okay okay i guess i'm not watching no you're definitely not and if you would let me finish the sentence you would know why and you would immediately not watch it okay tell me it's like extremely disturbing graphic like um sexually like you would not

why it's not for you like oh my gosh salt burn he best movie they're not saying he he best movie they're saying oh my god salt burn what the fuck did i just watch but like it's also but it's like not in the don't watch this sort of way no because you know it's like the curiosity of the mind like oh it's disturbing what what could possibly be so bad we've all seen game of thrones like no it's like crazy you know what mind. Like, oh, it's disturbing. What could possibly be so bad? We've all seen Game of Thrones. Like, no, it's like crazy. You know what it is? So I know that there's like two scenes.

I don't want to know what it is. Do you know what it is? It's a yes or no question. No. No, I know one. Do you know what it is? Yes or no? Half.

Yes and no. I know one thing that happens. Yeah. It's like something in the graveyard. I don't know. Ay. Yeah. Like, it's up for you. It's like something in the graveyard. I don't know. Ay. Yeah. Like it's up for you.

Okay. Glad I asked the question. Like because Zach, I was like. You're a business owner. You're a mom of two. Like I know your time is precious. I wouldn't recommend you watch it. Because I was just like, I was saying to Zach, I was like, have you heard about Salt Burn?

He was like, no, what's that? I'm like, I don't really know either. Maybe we should just like watch it like blind this weekend. Oh my God. No, Jackie. Like you definitely shouldn't. I was thinking about watching it with Ben. Because like I keep finding like weird things to watch and making Ben watch it with me.

And I actually wanted to do it just so I could seriously record him. That's your favorite thing. Yeah. I live for, I'm like, I live in a content house. I'm literally the hype house. You do live in a content house between you and Ben and your kitchen. Yeah. Like with our new apartment, like there's so much natural light.

It just kind of like is begging for content to be made. And I literally wake up and just like make content. And I feel like I'm like I'm literally Charli D'Amelio. You are. Ben is little honey. I almost said Brian. Freudian slip. That makes me Dixie.

You are Dixie. Totally. Totally. Wiser older sister. Sure. Paving her own way. Totally. That's Dixie.

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golden wedding last night golden bachelor gary turner married spoiler alert we're just gonna rip it off theresa nist um last night at la quinta resort and club it was a live televised wedding filled yeah so i only i only just recently put that together. Like I knew that the wedding was airing yesterday and I didn't realize like the wedding was also happening yesterday. It's kind of a crazy thing. I didn't know any of this was happening

except for following Raven Gates. And I was watching her stories yesterday and she said, I'm going to LA for a wedding. I was like, how lovely. Then later in the day, she was like, it's being filmed. It's Gary and Teresa's wedding. I was like, oh my God, they're getting married right now and it's being filmed it's gary and theresa's wedding i was like oh my god they're getting married right now and it's live and and it's crazy don't you ever just sit back

and think because at least i do that you are like so similar to raven gates do you think about that a lot in like just like our life trajectory like you both married guys from dallas she lives in dallas you have two children literally both both children born like the same week yeah like her kids are the exact same distance apart as mine and they're they're one month ahead of us though no you guys just remind me a lot of each other no I relate to her content a lot that's why I'm always watching with sound on yeah so then I knew what she was up to and that's how I learned about all of this and also about Gary a lot of the bachelor couples and bachelor favorites were in attendance like and it was crazy to see like who are this the long-standing bachelor couple so it's like Raven and Adam Jade and Tanner Ashley and Jared Kaylin and Kaylin yeah and then I saw

Caitlin Bristow and Tayshia were there but like there's drama right okay I don't know if there's drama like between Caitlin and Tayshia I know there's drama like between Caitlyn and Tayshia. I know there's drama between Caitlyn and her Instagram followers, but I don't know if like Tayshia is mad. Basically for anybody who like doesn't know. I didn't know. I only know what you and Margo briefly told me when I asked. Caitlyn Bristow had a New Year's Eve party at her house.

A lot of bachelor people were there, including Zach Clark, who won Tayshia's season, was engaged to Tayshia. But obviously they're no longer together. After running a marathon, they couldn't make it. Relatable. Then a lot of people like saw footage because it was like a lot of reality stars and just people posting content from this party.

People saw just like a couple instances where I think maybe Zach's arm was around Caitlyn. Like no, no smoking gun could have just been very friendly types of, you know, behaviors. And, you know, Bachelor Nation went after Caitlyn for that. For one, dating someone that Tayshia used to date. Two, I guess like dating someone in recovery. You know, that's like his full time job. He runs recovery centers. He's really involved in like the sober community. And Caitlyn, you know, she has a brand of wine and like wine is a big part of like her wine culture is a big part of her brand so people are like that's inappropriate and they just like came for her for literally everything is there any she just went off is there any proof that they're dating no like we don't even know if this is confirmed okay because like if they're dating that's what caitlyn was saying she was like you guys know nothing right so i mean if they're

not dating this is a moot point but like even if they are dating and she is a wino and he's a sober person like why are you guys acting like he doesn't have agency over like his life and who he chooses to date and that like yeah I just I have to imagine she wouldn't have responded if they're not dating do you know what I mean so you think they're not dating so do you think they are dating I do and I also feel like Tayshia doesn't care yeah like I honestly like I think Tayshia liked him but I think she like stayed engaged him for as long as it was like appropriate after after the show she was single for a little bit and now she's been in a relationship for a long time with Luke from Summer House like oh they're in a real relationship oh yeah I don't know if this is bad but like I

just saw them at the jet game cute yeah like they're fully together they're always spotted together yeah I did see a couple pictures but I didn't realize like it was you know I didn't realize how many times I've seen a couple pictures over how long yeah they're together yeah no and Tisha I feel like I know her kind of and I think she's like a real like girl's girl like I think she would be really happy if these two like were in love like honestly because she's so happy in her life right now I think yeah I don't think she would be mad she doesn't seem like that type of girl got it okay well I just like saw that they weren't together but I didn't see them like together though I just saw on Raven's Instagram she was with Tayshia and then she was with Caitlyn yeah yeah so they were both at the wedding honestly

I don't think there's any beef but I have no information like I'm just guessing I have no information but if Caitlyn and Zach together, I could see that. I don't know if I could see it. Like I was shocked by the pairing of those two, you know? I know what you say. I understand these words, but I don't necessarily agree. Back to your point, I agree with you that it's really interesting to see who like ABC and the Bachelor franchise like keep in the fold and who they consider to be like their stars.

And obviously, if you're a couple and you're still together, like you still, you should get invited, of course. But it definitely is interesting to see who, you know, was Jade Roper Tolbert there? Yes, of course. Of course, she's like a, she's a star of the franchise. Yeah, was like Nick Vile there? I feel like they love having him around

and like Ben Higgins. Ben Higgins was there, I saw. I don't know if Nick Vile was. He definitely was. He definitely was, He lives in town. He lives in town. He literally is like the go-to reality TV podcast. Right.

Like these days. Right. Right. Like anytime any sort of reality show blows up. Like whether it be Netflix. Like they go on his show. But he didn't post anything. He has no stories up.

Let's. I don't think so. I want to see like a roundup bachelor stars that's like you know us weekly lives for this sort of article right we're at the wedding and it is gary i can't go down this road again well on her story raven said gary okay see every i don't think that that makes it a confirmation I don't Maybe she just listens to the toast See every Bachelor Nation star who made Gary weddings

Gary weddings Okay I don't know these people Oh Michelle Young and Jack Lewis I don't know if This is obviously her boyfriend I don't know if he's a bachelor person, but Michelle and her man. Okay, these two people,

I don't know if they were ever on The Bachelor. They might be like new. Tayshia, Kaylin. Oh, Dean dyed his hair. Dean looked hot. He was wearing this hat. Like, he looked hot.

Zach Shallcross and Katie Bigger. He was The Bachelor. is this his chosen woman the most recent zach yeah wow irrelevant they look in love in this picture oh trista and ryan and their kids yes yes their kids are like grown grown ben higgins ashley i patty james matt james's mom did she go oh she was a contestant she was a contestant love that's cute oh kenny from um seasons past he was the boy band manager yeah yeah yeah yeah because also he was in a high profile couple for a while i don't know if they're still together but when he went on paradise that girl i forget her name but they were together oh here she is marie i guess they're still

together i find it shocking that like matt and tyler weren't there i feel guess they're still together. I find it shocking that like Matt and Tyler weren't there. I feel like they're like the biggest stars of Bachelor Nation right now. It's crazy if Matt wasn't there and his mom was. And he's still with Rachel from his season. Right. They should be there. Do you think that Bachelor Nation like considers, I mean like the powers that be at the Bachelor production. Do you think they consider Matt and Rachel like a couple that's like in the green

or like with with the bachelor I don't know after with the powers that be like you're either like sanctioned or you're not like you get invited to stuff and you get opportunities dancing with the stars or like you're like in the red zone and like nobody wants to talk to you and I feel like there was all that drama with Matt and Rachel but they are literally like so in love I mean I the fact that his mom is like on the show it probably means they have good feelings towards one another but after they took that bus and ran over them right um I don't know if they're if on both ends if they're willing to I had another thought except but I think if Matt's mom is on the show like it's obviously fine i had another thought isn't it kind of crazy like because madame rachel like won the bachelor but they're not engaged it's crazy because they didn't get bachelor standards but like not for their age and no no and just because of the bachelor yeah

like technically they've been dating for three years so normal so normal they're like such a cute couple agreed um other names well congrats Gary congrats grads and Terry and Terry Terry and Gary Terry and Gary cute I still want to watch Golden Bachelor I'm so glad they got married like to me the proof is in the pudding these were two people who were like serious as much as you want to slander Gary and drag his name around town like he wanted to find love and get married and have his next chapter and that's what he did he's a man of his word so like I hope you're eating your words I hope everyone is eating their words I'm also just relieved that like the attempt to take Gary down didn't work no it couldn't work yeah, like sometimes these like insane social media campaigns like actually make waves.

And I'm so glad this one did not. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Kelly Clarkson jokes that her stylists only want to put her in tight shit after her weight loss. So Kelly Clarkson is a skinny legend

after joking about her weight loss at a Las Vegas residency performance of her show Chemistry. In a fan-recorded video shared on TikTok, she interacted with lucky fans before taking a shot with someone celebrating their birthday. She couldn't- Oh my, did Kelly Clarkson take shots? I know, she's so versatile.

No, I think that's crazy. She couldn't really move around in her drum suit. She said, oh boy, I really can't bend in these. Dude, this is tight. Like I lost weight and my styling team is like, let's get you into this tight shit. Still, she successfully grabbed and downed the shot to the delight of her cheering fans,

one of whom called her a skinny legend. Okay, like Kelly Clarkson has lost weight. Do I care? No. For me, like the major story here is Kelly Clarkson is finally wearing normal clothes. And that was just something like we all kind of like didn't talk about. Like for a really long time, especially when she was promoting chemistry, like she was dressing like a grandmother, you know, at Woodstock.

I don't know what the vibe was. It was so weird. And it was just a kind of like this crazy quirky thing about Kelly. And it's clear that in the new year, not even in the new year year because it happened like towards the end of the year she got a new stylist who just started dressing her and like it's not even gorgeous things it's like things you could buy at the mall but like it's good it's better and I'm grateful yeah I'm looking at some of these photos and I even think in this new I don't know which are the old and which are the new and yeah I guess like Kelly Clarkson we could go on the record like Kelly Clarkson doesn't have the best style but no no and for a while she had bad style but

like do you think that's part of her brand of being like relatable like if she was like this glamour post style queen maybe she wouldn't touch the hearts of all of us like she has okay so I'm so glad you brought that up because yes she cannot be a glamazon like it's just it's the antithesis of everything that she does she's a she's like America's queen she's so relatable you know what they say you know feed the masses dine with the classes like that's Kelly however in her new styling era like I just said it's not gorgeous glamazon it's good it's stuff you buy at the mall it's acceptable it's passable by no means is it giving runway like Kelly Clarkson is not going to the Met Gala and that's why we love her and that's why we love her and if she ever were to go to the Met Gala which I actually feel

like she will because she lives in New York now and she's yeah actually she should it doesn't get more A-list than Kelly Clarkson it's so true and it doesn't get more but but like everything Kelly stands for is the antithesis of the Met Gala. Met Gala is like exclusivity. It's like not fun. It's so serious. Kelly is free. She's open to everyone.

Like everyone can watch a Kelly Clarkson show. Like she's for everyone. It's just really the opposite. She shouldn't go. No, I would hope that if she got an invitation, she would know it would be in the best interest of her brand to not go. like how do you say no to the Met Gala like you can't I think she could if anyone could it's Kelly yeah or just find a way to make it like calify it you know take us with her like make it relatable you know she needs to like go with um like every now and then there's

like a crazy brand that buys a table at the Met Gala. Like remember when Instagram bought one? Yeah. We need Kohl's. No, we need Wayfair because that's Kelly. We need Wayfair to buy a table at the Met Gala and then Kelly can go. Yeah, and like she'll like, you know, take her shoes off. Like something just like relatable. Jennifer Lawrence-y.

Jennifer Lawrence-y, yeah. Has Jennifer Lawrence been on the Kelly Clarkson show? I feel like when she was promoting No Hard Feelings maybe. Yeah maybe. For as much as I love Kelly I don't I don't watch the show that often. I guess I don't really watch any shows let alone at like four o'clock. No for as much as we love Kelly I've never watched the show but I've never scrolled past one of their one of the clips. Yeah. Online ever. like I watch every single clip no and like whenever I'm somewhere like at the nail salon and it's playing like I always enjoy it jolly good time yeah and I'm always thinking wow this Kelly is there anything she can't do there isn't anything

she can't do there isn't anything she can't do there's nothing she can't do it's double negative yeah I love double negatives that's like the one thing I learned in like English grammar class that really actually stuck with me you know what you are double negative because you're so negative that you're positive Jackie I that's I need to figure out how to reword that like that's my housewife's tagline like that's so like that's me that's the essence of me that's the essence of. It's like so many negatives that add up to you being positive. I love. I love feeling seen and understood on a Friday.

Literally. So all that to say, whoever is styling Kelly Clarkson, they're doing a very good job. Like the jumpsuit that she wore in this video is like, it looks great on Kelly. It was cool three years ago, which is so on brand for Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, I'm going to check out the video quickly. It's like from Revolve, literally from three years ago.

I'm not logged into TikTok. Jackie, you're going to recognize the jumpsuit. Oh, OK. It's classic. And it's perfect. It's perfect, just like the woman herself. Exactly. Our next story, Jeremy Allen White strips down to his underwear while eating an apple for a new Calvin Klein

campaign is this everyone so people yesterday when I did my box of like what to talk about they're like Jeremy Allen White is this why we need to talk about him and his apple yeah he's the new face of Calvin Klein which is like always a big deal you know the Mark Wahlberg one is like a famous one Michael B Jordan like it's always like a really big deal true and the fact that he chose him they chose him was really smart um and the video they put out is just like what is it like it's just like him running around no he's like right he's from brooklyn so it's very new york honestly it kind of looks like the trailer for real housewives of new york i literally feel like they were on that's the same exact roof like he's just sitting here talking i feel like it's just a classic roof That Like lends itself to

Studio and production companies I swear to god it's the same roof And he's holding an apple Because it's like the big apple He literally looks like a real housewife of New York Maybe he is Maybe it's an announcement And he's just like working out

And like in this little pair of white undies And they're really white And it's like tiny And you know it's provocative And it's making waves and I'm sure the collection did really well when it launched yesterday and it's just kind of like everything's coming up Jeremy Allen White these days do you feel that way I do feel that way and I feel a little left behind but I'm also like leaving myself behind I don't I don't want to go and watch the bear and yeah if you've never seen him in anything like you might not get it I

don't get it really not he I mean he has an amazing body but like he's a short king and he's not like traditionally like the most handsome like I don't think like he's got that like sort of timeless classic handsome face he's really very unique looking and and he always plays like very sexy roles like in shameless he was like this bad boy and he like fucks his college professor like you you have to watch him to really get him. So if you haven't watched him, I understand why you feel left behind. Yeah, but I'm okay being behind.

Like I don't have to be, not everyone is for everything and every trend is for everyone. So that's fine. I'm happy for the Jeremy Allen White stans. And I like, and this is a nice looking campaign. I can appreciate the human form. Yeah, he's really, really handsome.

He's also dating Rosalia. Cute. Kylie's friend. Kylie's friend, Rosalia, yeah. And I could see them all double dating because I could see him friendly with Timothy. No, no. Okay, Timothy, Kylie, Bad Bunny, Kendall,

Rosalia, and Jeremy Allen White. Like, that's a crew. Unstoppable, the sexy six. The six chicks. The six chicks. Obsessed. I hope they have a nice time, even though people are saying Bad Bunny and Kendall, like,

broke up and now they're back together. Yeah, but then I heard they reconciled. Like, I actually like them as a couple. I want them to work out. Yeah, when I saw the headline that they broke up, I had a feeling of sadness. Yeah, also, Kendall's a long-term girl. Like, she makes things work. She's really not, like, a fling-flung, you know? No, but I feel like yeah also Kendall's a long-term girl like she makes things

work she's really not like a fling flung you know no but I feel like she's always in a long-term relationship that like breaks up once or twice yeah and then breaks up yeah but I hope that's not the case here I just want to say like this was five stars to Jeremy Allen White's team for booking this and five stars to Calvin Klein for like choosing Jeremy Allen White I think it's the perfect partnership and I love when people actually do good things. Yeah, I agree. It's a nice night.

The pictures are nice looking. Um, and if anybody who works in like location scouting can confirm that this is where they filmed the real, the new real housewives of New York. Like it totally is. Yeah. Super cute.

It's the same exact skyline. Are you ready for our next story? Number four. Yeah. same exact skyline are you ready for our next story number four yeah how gypsy rose blanchard feels about ex nicholas god johns amid his life in prison sentence you know i do wonder we talked about this yesterday like what's the vibe what's going on there so the name on everyone's lips this holiday season is gypsy rose blanchard and she's doing the most so she did an interview with Good Morning America and she was asked about um Nicholas she said I'm sure that we both have a lot of regrets all I can really say is that I did my time he's doing his time for his part and I wish him

well on his journey damn she hit him with the wish you well yeah no it's giving good day sir yeah no i i hope for the best for you it's like goodbye and good riddance yeah it doesn't appear as though she'll be keeping in communication with him and it kind of seems like she's distancing herself from him which i get you know he is a murderer however the person he murdered like was for her i don't know how you can just like he killed for her and now he's rotting in prison and she's married to someone new like it's it's a it's a dog-eat-dog world out there like look at Gypsy Rose yeah we could all learn a lot from Gypsy Rose I I agree and I stand by that yeah she's and I love her she's got these men wrapped around her finger no it's so true also when I read this article this morning, I was shocked, beyond shocked,

to learn that Gypsy Rose is 32 years old. What did you think? I don't know. I thought she was much younger. I guess because, like, you know, they say that people become stunted at the age that they became famous. So for Gypsy Rose, that would have been, like, 14.

I really, and I guess I didn't realize how long she was in prison for. I don't know. I would have assumed she was, like, 22 now. Like, she did something in her teens. She went to jail for a little bit, you know? How long was she in jail for i i don't know i would have assumed she was like 22 now like she she did something in her teens she went to jail for a little bit you know how long was she in jail like 10 years i think eight yeah well and this gypsy rose thing is just like it's it's a moral relativism because like murder is bad right yeah Unless it's like self-defense.

And in a way, this like was self-defense. Yeah, with a bit of revenge. Right, but it's not like Gypsy did it. This random dude did, Ryan. Yeah. No, there's a lot of moral questions here that we are asking ourselves. But at the end of the day, as Gypsy said, she did the time for the crime and she's not

looking back she's giving tabula rasa maybe she's listening to the toast she's clean slate new man that's her resolution man who dis maybe that's her resolution like leave all toxic energy in the past yeah she deserves a tabula rasa she does i mean she did hard time she did hard time. Hmm? She did hard time. Yeah. It's like my worst nightmare.

Well, just stay out of trouble, turdy Lou. By the way, I absolutely plan to. Like, I don't plan on committing any crimes ever. However, like, I am afraid, like, not that I'm going to be framed or anything, but, like, just, like like your life changes in a in a flash like even if it self-defends like let's say somebody breaks into my home and I grab a knife I still could end up in prison if I kill them well depends what state you live in you're 1000% there's some crazy laws I was just having this conversation with someone like if somebody comes into your house I forget what the law is called we're talking about like some case I forgot it's here Stand your ground law in Florida.

Oh, was I talking to you? Probably. Who else do you talk to? Stand your ground. Right, right. So like if someone comes into your house, and I don't think they have it in New York, and like tries to steal. Anything.

They're on your property. You could stand your ground. Oh, just, what if they're just like taking a look at your yard or something? You could just kill them? Well, then, you know, then it's up for the lawyers. The law becomes, yeah, the law becomes a little, a little suspicious there. But like if somebody comes onto my property with a weapon. Stand your ground.

You're done. You're done. So that's what I'm saying. Like I could end up in prison, like not by my own accord. Like I don't plan on, I'm not a criminal. Like it's not in my, it's not in my DNA. What you're saying is things happen. Things happen. Like, like, okay, let's say I'm not a criminal. Like it's not in my, it's not in my DNA. What you're saying is things happen. Things happen.

Like, like, okay, let's say I'm in a bodega and somebody comes in and holds up the bodega. Like I'm, I'm like, I'm not going to stand by and do nothing. Yeah. Well, where you live, the good Samaritan, it doesn't work out for you. No, like that was that story of that bodega owner who like literally somebody came in and like tried to kill him and rob his whole store. And he fought back. He was like this nine-year-old man.

It was like this amazing heroic story. The whole thing was caught on video. He fought back and he literally took the knife and like saved his life and killed the guy. And he ended up in prison. I was like, so that could happen to me. Yeah, there were charges against him. I don't think he even killed the guy. I think he like just stabbed him and defended himself.

Stabbed him. There were charges against him. And he was like, fuck this. He went back to his country. You know, that's what I'm saying that was such an upsetting story or that was like the marine that story like really galvanized New York people were really upset also the so the marine on the subway right something like that like I don't plan on committing any crimes but I could end up in prison and that's my worst nightmare no good deed turdy loo yeah no I'm just gonna start minding my own business which is so hard for me yeah are

you ready for our fifth and final story yeah a little peloton fun obsessed with this story Christopher Nolan recalls getting roasted by his peloton instructor mid-workout so Christopher Nolan is writing a wave of acclaim thanks to the success of Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. The sweeping biopic about the father of the atomic bomb,

but you can't please all people all the time. While accepting the award for Best Director from the New York Film Critics Circle on Wednesday night, Nolan related an amusing story

of a recent criticism he received in an unexpected arena. He said, I was on my Peloton doing a high interval workout i'm dying the instructor started talking about one of my films and said has anyone else seen this because that's a couple hours of my life i'll never get back again so of course people went

to investigate which instructor which film and it's most likely jen sherman who said in a peloton clip this song is from a soundtrack of a movie called Tenant. Anybody see this shit? Did anybody see this besides me? Because I need a manual. Someone's got to explain this. Yeah, I'm not kidding. What the fuck was going on in that movie? Do you understand? Seriously, you need to be a neuroscientist to understand. And that's two and a half hours of my life that I want back. So I'm obsessed with this story for two reasons. One, because I recently started following Jen Sherman because I found out she's an enormous toaster.

Yes. So her and I talk all the time. And second, because when Cody Rigsby was on the toast, I asked him, I was like, when you're doing your classes, do you ever think about like how many Pelotons there are and how many people have Pelotons in their home and how many of those people like might be famous or like, you know, someone important. Like, does that ever cross

your mind? Because it would be all I think about. Like Peloton is like a very upper echelon type of thing. It's a $2,000 bike. Like not anyone could just buy it. So you're definitely like in this sort of elite class. And I said, I'm like, do you think about what celebrity could be listening to your class right now? He's like, honestly, no, I've never thought of it. And I was shocked because like, that's for me what I would think about. I never thought of it for them either. Like when I used to watch, like he's always, they're always talking about celebrities

because they're always talking about music, right? Like he's always talking about Kelly Clarkson. It's like, it never occurred to me, does Kelly do a Cody Brigsby ride to get down to her own music? By the way, I just saw that Peloton released like a whole new Kelly Clarkson series gotta get on my bike like her catalog has been added oh my god I have to get back on my Peloton I haven't

been on it in so long but like I'm cleared I cut I could I have done a Peloton like a few times now because there's one in my gym in my building it's like a communal one and I made an account $40 a month my god um loving it maybe a peloton today if you find a good Kelly Clarkson class please share with the class I'm such a good class curator that's really my special skill that's the worst like sitting on that fucking bike with that thing up your ass looking for a class that's why I keep doing the same class over and over on the app on your phone before you get on the bike you need to like get hyped about classes just so I just want to say shout out to Allie Love I really like her she's got this beautiful smile who Allie Love do you know her oh yes yes yes and she does some country rides well I was looking for a Taylor

Swift class and she had a 1989 one so I just like went with it and I've literally only done that class because every time I get on the bike I'm like I'm not looking for another class the one time I chose like another class with a different instructor was like a country I just like hated it like it just wasn't it's so personal yeah you know what I also like to do is treadmill classes you could do it on a regular treadmill and like it's like gives you like running walking intervals and oh I kind of like that Olivia Amato is the girly swirly for that just the thing with music is like it's so personal you can trust me yeah yeah yeah see I've actually been thinking because like weirdly a lot of Peloton instructors follow me on social media like

I will I will put together especially when it comes to Taylor Swift because there's her music was just added and honestly they could do better with the selections like I really feel that way and I know you need like fast songs slow songs like I know you need it all like I need to work with someone to create a Taylor Swift class like it's what I only do 30 minute classes it's seven songs like not even six let me help you help me help you or I mean the Peloton community and the toaster community like the Venn diagrams it's really just a circle Jackie so I added hashtag Pella toaster to my account it's popping my username I made like a really long time ago I think during COVID you like convinced me to do some like five minute floor workouts and so I made like a really long time ago. I think during COVID, you like convinced me to do some like

five minute floor workouts. And so I just like made an account. My account username is Theo's mom. I made, I'll take that. I made you the account and I made that your name. Oh, you did? Yeah, and it's Theo's mom. Yeah, it's Theo's mom.

I can't bring myself to. Change it. Change it. Well, you're still Theo's mom. Yeah, but I put hashtag Pelotosters and I also put hashtag I stand with Israel in my no it's so crazy how everyone that gets so political on there oh yeah no then I was looking because I was just going to do Pelotosters but I'm like let me see and like the most popular ones are like moms who Peloton teacher teacher tonners or whatever like

but then I was getting in there's like political um like literally like republican democrat yeah peloton like it's crazy so I just put hashtag pelotoster and hashtag I stand with Israel but with the Taylor Swift classic there's always a toaster in it so when somebody high-fives you who also has a hashtag pelotoster like there's nothing like that makes you feel better no it's like when you're in the class you gotta look you go to your hashtag and you should like sometimes I'll just run down and like high five all the pellet toasters so do you do a class like that's happening live or like you do pre-recorded ones is that a dumb question I typically would do pre-recorded when I was really into like peloton yeah then I would like get hyped for the new class but mostly

pre-recorded because I'm on my own timetable yeah but try it like the idea of doing like a peloton walk run try it it's really great and it's a it's a good workout no i love that i think i'll do that today love that for you anyway so christopher nolan was watching peloton that's like so crazy and she started talking trash about his film but it's not crazy like it's not peloton is so popular it's very expensive so you really like target like a an upper class vibe and so like a world renowned director having a bike like it it it tracks yeah and it's just so unfortunate for jen sherman she made a video responding she was like like this shit only happens to me like i was

it was honestly her response was so funny but she was like honestly i stand by what i said like i did not understand one fucking minute of that movie. Like the entire thing went over my head. I'm sure it was really good. Like if you got it. But I didn't get it. Yeah. No regerts. No regerts. She said what she said. She said what she said.

But that's just funny to think about. You know that happens all the time with the toast. Like we'll say we'll talk about the most random person. And like I never even crosses my mind that they might hear it. Phillip Phillips. Phillip Phillips. And like I just I could die no we will talk about like the most random people on the toast without even thinking like that they will hear back and nine times out of ten like they send us a message like

jack and i just screenshot and send it to each other and we just die like we just die but cheeks just clench and i just can't even read it want to go in a hole a hole. Like I don't, even if I'm saying something nice about someone, like I don't want them to hear it. Like that's weird to me. No, I completely agree. So I, I stand with Jen Sherman.

Those are the fast size stories. But before we wrap up for the week and for the day, let's do our first ever weenie of the week, our weekly segment where Jackie and I both nominate someone to be the weenie of the week. Now being weenie of the week means you did something weenie of the week our weekly segment where jackie and i both nominate someone to be the weenie of the week now being weenie of the week means you did something weenie ish you're giving loserish energy or you're just like it's not the vibe you know so jacks without further ado who is your weenie of the week my weenie of the week is still claudine gay nothing in this episode gave me a bigger weenie than her the anti-semite the plagiarist like she's gotta go

what's so crazy is so she was fired she was the dean of or president of harvard and she was uh she was forced to resign after not even the anti-semitism which we all saw but like numerous uh instances of plagiarism when it's like when you're in college if you plagiarize anything you're done the biggest crime you're done so like how are you going to have the head of the institution who's a plagiarist? It's the biggest. There's really nothing worse you could do on a college campus like in academia than plagiarize. Yeah. Because you could do something worse on the college campus.

On the campus. In the academic sphere. You know in a literary sense. Yeah. No. In the course work. Yeah. Than plagiarize.

So. That's a good one. But still that was like barely enough and she resigned. But then it turns out she's actually she's resigned as president but she's still going to be like working as a poli sci professor getting the same salary of almost a million dollars a year she's going to remain as a faculty member making nine hundred thousand dollars a year unacceptable she's a bit a weenie she's definitely i don't even want to nominate someone because she's so weenie ish but my weenie of the week is different but it really it my weenie of the week is different. But it really, my weenie of the week, the person who I'm about to nominate,

like really personifies the essence and the meaning of the word weenie. And it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-boyfriend. Like you literally killed for her and she won't even come visit you. Yeah. Like that's, like you got played. You got played. But she's the master player. I know.

I guess we're all just weenies in gypsies world yeah and what's the opposite of weenie of the week queenie of the week oh I love gypsy rose blanchers queenie queenie of the week is gypsy rose blanchers I have a feeling she's going to be queenie of the year but stay tuned to find out the year is young do you think she'll be time persons of the year? I think she should be. I agree. All right.

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