The Toast - The Neurotypical Podcast: Friday, February 16th, 2024

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday. A great day. We did it. We made it. And once again, Bruno is in studio. He has decided to come out of retirement and come to work with us. And it's such a joy and such a gift. And I know everyone's been loving his presence on the show, even though he did get some hate-filled

comments yesterday. He got hate. Wait, Bruno got hate? Bruno got hate. And if you could do it to Brew, you could do it to anyone. You know what? That's actually an amazing segue

into something I wanted to tell you about only on the toast. So just remind me in two minutes after you finish your story. Will do. No, just saying that Bruno's here and after everything that he went through. Like that he had his like booty hole on the chair.

And? Yes. I'll pull my pants down and put my booty hole on the chair because that's how influential Bruno is. They clown on the way that he lays on his mama. Okay. Well, you know what? I would be shocked that people are giving Bruno hate. But I stumbled upon actually the most shocking corner of the internet yesterday that I wanted to tell you about on this here show.

And the fact that you brought this up so organically is meant to be okay. I'm listening. So there was this trend on TikTok in the last like week or two. There is this woman, her name is Kat Janice and she is dying and she is a single mom and she like wanted to leave something for her son, um, like financial support. And so she released a song and all like everything's in his name. So like long after she's gone, gone people stream the song it'll just be this revenue stream for her son and it blew up there's like two million people made videos using so like it's this whole income for her son it was like this really kind of beautiful and it's actually a good song look in the room like I saw it all over TikTok well when you thought they were gonna to give bruno hate and you found that shocking the dying woman is being canceled old tweets she follows the idf on instagram

oh my god jackie i wish you could see her comments this person is dying d-y-i-n-g not like literally dying she's getting canceled and i just thought I had seen it all and I saw these videos and it's young women I'm sorry it is making videos of being like I knew something was off with Kat Janis okay I'm sick sick okay I had a bad feeling the whole time that's why I didn't make a video that's what people say I didn't make a video using her song. I had a feeling. No, well now you have to. No, but no. Oh, they said that. Do you think I was just saying?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were saying you, like, that's why you didn't participate. Could you die? First of all, support Kat Janis. Of course. Stream what's the song?

What is it called? You know what? I think the whole episode, I'm gonna leave the song streaming on my Spotify on Be You'd. Kat Janis song, Dance You Out of My Head. I actually think you'd like the song.

We'll make a video after um like isn't that so crazy that's insane people are so dumb no mentally ill well there's so many things happening here because even if like cat janice had aired in her life like prior to this like i think tabula rasa The woman's dying. Of course. And now the crime committed. Is that she follows the most. Moral army in the world. On Instagram. Like you're dumb. How crazy is that?

Okay. I'm leaving it on repeat. Yeah. So stream that song. It's gonna be my number one song of the year. And totally another like. Oh my God. She's so cute.

No. She's adorable. She's so cute. And her son is so cute too i love her stream dance you out of my head i love the title it's giving it's giving yeah what well what is it come on i like this much oh did we make a story today that selena gomez has a new song because we need to we need to predict what it's going to sound like so if there's a story that can get the boot there actually isn't what i was going to say is today's stories came together in a flash.

Okay. So they're solid as a rock. I'll just bring it up now. Selena Gomez has a new song and I believe it's called Love On. Oh yeah. And what do we think that's going to sound like? I think it's about. She has 430 million followers.

No, it's insane. How does she have more followers than Taylor Swift? I don't know. Okay. I think it's about like turning your love on. Yeah than Taylor Swift? I don't know. Okay. I think it's about like turning your love on. Yeah, that's what she said. Turning it off. The caption is way too.

She has 200 million more followers than Taylor Swift. Like that makes no sense to me. No. Selena Gomez, as it pertains to Instagram, is giving industry plan. That's really weird. It is. Especially because it's not like her Instagram is busing. No.

Okay. Sorry. So it said, wait till i turn my love on that's the um like the line turn my love on like and i think it's the message is gonna be like it's been off for a while yeah so like the hook wait till i think it's gonna go like this wait till i turn my love on do honestly i wish like that sounds so good yeah and then and you know maybe kind of giving like stop in the name of love. That was my inspiration. Do you think she'll sample? Love. Well, you know, she is dating like an actually.

In the name of love. Before I turn my love on. Love. You know, she is dating like an actually really talented and successful music producer. So hopefully there's influence, you know, in that. I feel like the song came together probably before they started dating, but hopefully he takes a look at it before she presses publish. Yeah, just like a quick revision.

Yeah. I am wearing a different pair of jeans than I wore yesterday, which is just kind of an excuse for me to promote our vlog that people are, like people are dying over the vlog. It's a really good vlog. It came together so organically. And it has a little bit of everything. It has mukbang.

It has husbands. It has a breakdown in the fitting room. It has try on haul. A try on haul. It has poison. We were actually like, I don't want to spoil it, but we were poisoned not once, not twice, but thrice yesterday or two days ago. So the vlog is on patreon.com slash toast. It's just a day in the life with Jax and Claude. We're trying out some new fast food items. We're heading to the mall. We're buying jeans. It's really kind of a perfect afternoon. Yeah. And people are saying like, we're getting like a kind of like an unhinged Jax. Oh for sure. Jax was being like really crazy at Abercrombie and Fitch. I was. When there's music playing there's just no telling what I'm gonna do. She's so unpredictable. It's so true. So check it out patreon.com slash the toast and I don't want to lead with like bad news for people but I have

bad news and then good news. What? Which is that there's no show Monday, of course. Oh, that's- It's a holiday weekend. By the way, I think the toasters like wouldn't find that bad news. They know how much, like how important

and how integral bank holidays are to our health. Yeah, our mental health. They wouldn't be upset. They wouldn't be upset. No, I feel like people are always like remarking on like our positive, our positivity, positive mental health. Yeah. And I think a lot of it has to do with federal holidays and long weekends. We actually are. And I don't think we talk about this. Like we're extremely neurotypical.

I think about it a lot, but no, we've never had this conversation on the show. Yeah. And I think maybe, I don't know what, you know, what, what the main factor is, but you and I, like, this is not a mental health podcast. And I think most podcasts do end up going that way. They wade into. Yeah, yeah. And this is not, I mean, this is a podcast that is good for your mental health. Yes, but we do not discuss your mental health. It's not one of our platforms.

We're just kind of neurotypical in that way. And these days, being neurotypical is atypical. It's true. It's true. And I feel it's something that's kind and i feel it's it's like something that's kind of weird about us no i know it's like we're influencers without like mental health well don't like jinx it oh my god totally but yeah no i feel like a part of being an influencer is like sharing your mental health journey and like my journey is really not that interesting there really isn't one

yeah it's just like you know how did the day go yeah no like i have most things of course yeah but nothing we we aren't you know a lot of influencers are very open about like what medications they take like we're not medicated we're just like kind of neurotypical i love that word yeah i heard about it for the first time i know when you're gonna say noah beck on the charlie tamilio show it shocked me to my core that there was such a large word for something just so standard or what, what was one standard? And I can never think of the word. I always have to ask you what it is, neurotypical.

I'm like cognitormative, like heteronormative cognitivity. Yeah, neurotypical. Yeah, so this is kind of like the neurotypical podcast. Actually, it really is. It really is. But maybe, I do think that this podcast is good for people's mental health in general because i think we're most of the time extremely positive and we give off good vibes but i think

that also reflects onto us i think doing the podcast every day is good for us to remain neurotypical i think that's so true it's like kind of what came first the neurotypicality or the podcast this podcast is a buoy it's true it's true and this podcast is definitely in a sea of despair in a sea of despair this podcast really is good for your mental health like I think part of it yes we're so positive it's just always good to laugh it's always good for like your brain but also the routine of it yeah we're here for you we are we are so reliable it's disgusting and I think we're also here for each other you know what we do like on this podcast all the time we just like talk about ourselves like in the third person in such a positive way like god forbid anybody talked about us this way like we would be so flattered that's

all we do we always just like sit back and talk about this podcast at a glance no we always talk about the podcast what's going on with the podcast no we like have these revelations about the podcast i think it's important it's called being self-aware to reflect on where you're at 100 to reflect and we do this podcast we do yeah in a vacuum oh my god and so often we just kind of need to like pull out you guys don't understand zoom out and be like where is the podcast now you guys like really don't understand how there's nobody else in this room like it's us. And it's really kind of scary to to do that because I feel comfortable, you know, I could just like say anything. And then I forgot about the milk. Actually, Jackie and I were talking about

something yesterday. Should we float? Let's float the idea. But I do think it's not the right idea for not even just because of doubling the work. But I think people like would have a hard time keeping up with it. And if you like start to fall back so much, you might just give up entirely. Jackie and I were just like hypothesizing, just throwing ideas out about like things to, you know, revolutionize the business.

Yeah, how we could grow exponentially, double in size. We're always looking forward. Yeah. And we're like, what if we just did two podcasts a day? And at first we were like, wait, yes, because double the podcast equals double the revenue. Like we're not dumb.

But like it's, it would kind of be like a morning and a night, correct? Yeah. So we'd have to bump the morning one up like we would record earlier.

And then evening. The evening couldn't be like late at night because then like there's no time. People are sleeping. They have to sleep. It's an imperfect idea.

It was a good idea, but it's not right. No, it's not right. I don't think you guys have enough time to listen to all the episodes. And I think that if so many got backlogged, you would get intimidated and be like, I'm not caught up. I miss the jokes. It's also crazy because we actually like are the, it's like us in the daily, like we're the most frequent podcasters and we would be doing more. Right. Anything to beat the daily. daily no i guess the other option is weekends no because actually we want to stay neurotypical we want to stay neurotypical first of all and second of all no because like our friday episodes are probably our least downloaded

episodes like by the time people don't need us anymore we've we set them up for success to the weekend and no one would listen to a saturday episode like seriously and i know the comments would be like no i would no you wouldn't okay like the numbers i know the numbers i'm a dead a data analyst like you wouldn't fucking listen some people would and most people would but it's just not enough to move the needle no and we need to like maintain our sanity so we could help the sanity of others no it's so true i forgot like neurotypicality is kind of like my priority these days what we could do is do longer episodes. Could we?

No. No. Like by the time this episode ends, I'm sweating. And I've said what I needed to say. I don't want to just say stuff for the sake of having minutes. I don't want to harm the quality of the episodes.

I agree. So all that to say, one of my favorite activities is sitting with you talking about our business in the third person at a glance. And I think the business in the third person at a glance is holding its own and i'm excited because it sounds like we have great stories we also have queenie and weenie of the week our weekly segment on fridays where we just kind of wrap up the week look at it at a glance

and give out the prestigious awards of queenie of the week and weenie of the week i have mine do you have yours not yet but i will solidify them during the ad break. I thought of them before bed. So I'm ready if you are. Ready as I'll ever be for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by McDonald's. So as the toasters know, we are truly wholeheartedly obsessed with McDonald's. There is truly nothing better than getting home from a long night, having that McDonald's either picked up or waiting for you or delivered and just getting out of your girdle and expanding, you know, that's what happens when you get out of your girdle

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but they have really good flavors like the citrus ones. And you can get the Taylor farms, chopped salad kits where you'd like to shop shop it's available at all major grocery stores thank you you're welcome speaking of tailored speaking of tailored oh i like i like what you did there thank you tailored swift donated a hundred thousand dollars to the family of the mom killed during the chief's parade shooting taylor swift donated a hundred thousand dollars to the family of the woman who was fatally shot during the Chiefs Super Bowl parade in Kansas City this week. The singer contributed to the GoFundMe with two installments of $50,000 and wrote, sending my deepest sympathies and condolences in the wake of your devastating loss. With love, Taylor Swift. The fundraiser had been set up to benefit Lisa

Lopez Galvin's family. It had a goal of $ of 75 000 but has already raised more than 176 000 with 100 000 of those funds being sent by taylor and now that like this is the first i'm hearing about the the gofundme so not only does taylor like giving the money obviously mean a lot but that the publicity that it brings like i'm sure the gofundme right now is already up to way more than that yeah i'm gonna pull it up taylor's a generous queen she never does it in like an annoying or like pr type of way like she just like put it on her credit card like how do you even pay fifty thousand dollars like on a gofundme like you you send a wire i think there's options maybe paypal yeah or maybe she said works with gofundme you know like directly i feel like

no because she just kind of does it on her computer did it on her computer yeah you know anonymous or non-anonymous want to write a note yeah this is really um sweet obviously like the connection to Travis and Kansas City is obvious but um I am curious like what the team or like the players will do you know yeah I'm sure like the sports world is really good about stuff like that like they take care of their own so I'm just curious what they're gonna do but so sad that the so there it was one person died one person died 22 people were shot among the injured were 11 children oh my god and the woman who passed away tell me about her she was a local radio dj i believe oh right and a mother so sad so sad so awful. Yeah. Taylor's a queen. She is. But we

expected nothing less. Yeah. She also played in Melbourne yesterday. How did that go? It was I think the biggest concert like it's Taylor's biggest concert because the venue there holds 96,000 people. I don't know if it's like the biggest concert ever. It definitely broke some sort of record and she announced like an alternative. You know she does this thing where she releases an album and then she also makes like another version of the album available that has like one more song and a different cover. It's kind of like this like weird thing that she does. And so she announced that last night, like a new cover. And there's a, what's it called?

Bonus track. And it's called The Bolter. And a lot of people are referencing. There's like this famous video. You know, her and Joe were never photographed together ever. The one time they are, they're like, I think they're in New York, so they're like leaving a facility, and they have to get from the door to the car.

There's probably like a 12-foot sidewalk that they have to get through, and they bolt. Like, they run. They sprint right into the car. It's like this funny moment. But now it's giving the bolter. Perhaps, but when, take that video out of the equation like i think someone who just like bolted on her oh yeah you know in a metaphorical sense i feel like it could be some sort of follow

up to the archer i've been the bolter i've been the bolty i don't know it's just like because it's giving the bolter the Archer. I love the Archer. So I hope it's that if we get more Archer. But the Archer is a track five. And I feel like if she, if she wanted to like make it obvious that these two songs were connected, she would make it a track five.

Track five is like a big deal in Taylor's universe. Okay. Like all track five songs are like really kind of like her heart, most heartbreaking ones. Okay. I believe me track five. Dear John is a, is a. believe me track five dear john is it is a what's track five on midnights bigger than the whole sky i'll tell you good question jackie

thank you turdy okay midnights i feel like as like a stan i should know but i don't actually i'm not judging you're on your own kid you always have been yeah let me tell you the track five on speak now i'm'm like heartbreaking. Dear John. Okay. Wait, maybe then two, three, four, five. Yeah, no, you're on your own kid. Red. I want to say, uh, well, too well.

Yes. Wow. 1989. 1989. It is weird. This one, this one is like, feels like it doesn't fit. It's like the only one. All you have to do is stay.

Oh, but it's about someone leaving her. No, it's like a sad song. I guess there really isn't like a crazy sad song on. 1989. I feel like Clean would have been like a track five. Let me tell you what it is on Fearless. That's a good point. White Horse. That's a good point in an album to you know bring it down

evermore track five is tolerate it well they're all like emo it's so true and then folklore track five is my tears ricochet all those songs i love those two albums they're all those songs are the same to me at this point i actually don't disagree and in a good way and i mean it in a good way too i think that's like a true symbol of way. And I mean it in a good way too. I think that's like a true symbol of like a work of art. It's a work of, yeah. Yeah. But I definitely,

what would you say is your favorite Taylor Swift album? I know that's like the most basic question. These days, not to be so basic. Let me think. It's always been. 1989? It's always been red. But these days it's 1989 since the Vault Tracks.

Like I'm having a renaissance with it. And I can't believe I'm saying that. But it's 1989 since the vault tracks like i'm having a renaissance with it and i can't believe i'm saying that but it's just that good my favorite album of course that comes and goes but sort of like a a staple for me is always do you know what i'm gonna say fearless i don't know i can't evermore and it like so random. But like it's the best album. Like everybody sleeps on it. I think it's like probably like her least. Is that the song that has peace? No, peace is on Folklore.

Damn. But I'm a fire and I'll give you a little. I do feel like. Pretty much every surprise song that we get now is a repetition. Like if she hasn't played it, she's not going to play it. She's not going to do anything new. I don't think. But I do feel like now she's at a place in her life where she could play peace. I think she could just sing it and be like, Hey, this old song about an old boyfriend that I wrote,

like, it's not heartbreaking anymore because it's been like dispelled. Exactly. So I think while she was in the States, like she was avoiding it. Like, I think it was too hard for her now. I think maybe she doesn't play it. Cause it's really not a song. I think while she was in the states like she was avoiding it like I think it was too hard for her now I think maybe she doesn't play it because it's really not a song I think that would sound good live in terms of like the music and I mean acoustically excuse me not live acoustically so um I just want to say like I do feel like it's possible yeah I agree thanks I love when we agree yeah it's like so uninteresting it's like okay so we agree yeah why do we have a podcast should we move on right like should we cancel the show are you ready for our next story because it's some big news the met gala 2024 oh my god yes chair committee and theme has been announced so monday may 6 margot washery's birthday will be

the met gala and the co-chairs will be bad bunny, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Lopez, and Zendaya. So the theme is the Garden of Time. I kind of love. And it will welcome guests to the museum for an exhibition entitled Sleeping Beauties, Reawakening Fashion. Okay, like I kind of just love that. It's giving Disney. It's giving like something I can understand. Like when it was Comme des Garcons, like, huh?

Yeah. Avant-garde, like I can under, like I can kind of visualize this. Garden of Time, like florals. Right, florals for spring, groundbreaking. Reawakening of fashion, like I could visualize it. And that I appreciate for somebody who like is not a fashion person. Let me just say this. This is the vote article.

They say the forthcoming show has not to do with the Brothers Grimm or Disney. Rude. I didn't think that it did. But rather the celebration of clothing and fashion so fragile that it can't ever be worn again and are thus sleeping beauties in the scrupulous archives of the Costume Institute.

Oh, Kim is going to wear like a dress made entirely of glass or something. Or like, or flowers. Like. Yeah. No, I feel like it's actually. You know what it's giving? Non-sustainable.

It's giving wasteful. It's giving waste. And I just feel like in a time such as this, yikes, Vogue. I know. Everyone's just going to take their private jets to this like unsustainable event. And it's disgusting. And then wear something they can only wear once. Now, Liz Woods pointed this out, which I thought was really interesting.

Of course, you know, we tune into the Met Gala for the people. Like we want to know who's going, who's rubbing elbows, this famous person, that famous person. And the Kardashians are, of course, a cornerstone of the event. It's kind of like their bottom. It's every single year. And Taylor has been known to show up. Taylor has been on the board of the committee you were just announcing. And this committee feels very, um, apolitical. It feels very neutral. Liz was saying like, you know, if Taylor was on the board or if Kim was

on the board, then it's like their night. And maybe Kim would, well, Kim would always go, but like Taylor would certainly not go if it was Kim's night or if Kendall was on the board, Kendall has been on the board. Now, Bad Bunny is of course Kendall's boyfriend, but I think it's still, it's still like a neutral crew. Um. And this does sort of lay the scene Liz was saying for both Tay Lurd slash Travis and Kimberly and her family to show up. Now I don't know how this schedule. Oh no we said she does have time in her tour schedule to make a stop over in New York. Yeah. For the Met Gala. It is a lot of travel. She would have to really want to go. And it doesn't seem like she loves it so much, but she has been on the board

so maybe. I would say though, Chris Hemsworth, what? Question mark? Question mark Chris Hemsworth. Has he ever been? Does he even understand fashion? He doesn't. He doesn't. No. And he's going to wear something like other than a suit. He's going to be like girly. In a costume.

Yeah. No. It's giving out of place. It is. And oh, also, I'm so glad you brought this up. I want to talk about the announcement video that like the Vogue graphic design team made. They made this video. It was like an Instagram reels to announce like who was going to be on the committee

and what the theme was. And it was giving like the most low budget ass graphic design. I was shocked that like this was a Condé Nast production. It was like a fake group text. And it's like Anna texted, hey guys, and then it's JLo answers. And then it's, oh, Chris Hemsworth. Oh, I'll be there.

So uninspiring. So not creative. So done. I mean, hello, have you seen the artwork for Claudia Ostrich's hit single, 100%? It's literally this design. Like it's so basic. so uninspiring so not creative so done i mean hello have you seen the artwork for claudia ashley's hit single 100 it's literally this design like it's so basic like if i can come up with it you should be doing better well they just in major layoffs so maybe the creative team was laid off was laid off maybe their ideas person sorry there's no excuse like for vogue

and this is the biggest thing in the vogue calendar year Like this is what they're known for. Yeah. And I'm sorry, like just envisioning Anna texting. I was like, stop, stop. Yeah. Stop. It's giving, it was giving loser energy. It was. I like hated the graphic. Damn.

Like with a fiery passion. I thought it was uninspired, but it got the necessary information to me. I would have really preferred like a high quality video. Like you have all these celebrities. JLo has agreed. JLo needs to be like, you need to get everyone in the Vogue office. It'd be funny if they were like a little skiff.

Okay, a skit. I love a skit. Okay. Maybe we'll get a skit before the event. No, this was the place for the skit. Like this was the opportunity. And it's been ruined. I'm so sorry that you feel that way.

Do you want to know more about the theme specifics? thank you for asking no okay but like it's there's there's there there no i said i think it's a very good theme does it have anything to do with the group chat no okay but just want to let me just say per the met we're expected a range of fashion on display which dates back to a 17th century eliz english elizabethan era bodice that embodies the beauty of the natural world its fragility and its inevitable decay i don't know about that who do you think taylor would go with like designer wise she low he has like a lot of relationships like oscar de la renta did a lot of her tour outfits she did that sela mccartney collab maybe she would like finally wear a nice outfit okay and i who do you think dresses people the best like who would

you like for her to go to the Met Gala with? Designer. Like who do you feel like is always kind of killing it? Like in a dream world, she would do like Moschino. No, but I don't even. Like she would never.

Love the looks. Okay. Unless it's one, you know. Yeah. Like Versace. Versace. Versace. Yes. Yes. Good answer. The, yeah like versace versace yes yes good answer the theme can be broken up into three sub themes oh my god they take themselves so seriously land sea and sky that's pretty but it's also giving

like color war it's definitely even color war like gold galaxy versus blue navy um but it is also giving like the, the elements, which I think is, like, a really good for a theme. And I like a sea theme, under the sea. Yes, yes. The seaweed is always greener. In some bad, you're telling me it's not Disney? It's Disney.

It's Disney. I do always say, like, I would just love, by the way, and them, like, partnering with Disney, like, Bob Iger having a table is something they would do. They're always, like, giving tables away love, by the way, and them like partnering with Disney and like Bob Iger having a table is something they would do. They're always like giving tables away to like Meta and TikTok. Yeah. Oh, and the TikTok CEO was a co-chair. They slipped that into the caption.

That's very interesting. I wonder what TikTokers will go, if any. Maybe you. Alex Earle. Well, I am a TikToker. Thank you for calling me that. Alex Earle. Maybe.

Because there was a time one year when YouTube had a big table. That was when Derek Blasberg was like head of fashion at YouTube. And they had James Charles, Nick, no, not Nikita Dragon, Nikita Tutorials. And I think that was the first year Emma Chamberlain. Yeah. Yeah. And then she's the only one who stuck. Yeah.

But she's like, I don't even, it's so so funny i don't even like think of her as in the youtube bucket anymore yeah um so maybe this is like the year of the talker yeah that would be crazy that would be but i feel like with tiktok it's so it changes the landscape changes so quickly it's like true whoever it is right now might not be top of the pile in may and who might be top of the pile in may is someone who we don't even know yet pile in May and who might be top of the pile in May is someone who we don't even know yet. Well, Charlie and Dixie actually have been. Oh yeah. They'll, they'll go when designers will take them. I'm not worrying about them. Addison goes. No, but I feel like it's someone who's a little more viral. Like honestly, if it were today,

like Pookie would be going, she's all over New York fashion week. Pookie would be going. You're right. Pookie and Jet. Have you seen them everywhere? Of course. And honestly, Pookie would be going. You're right. Pookie and Jet. Have you seen them everywhere? Of course. And honestly, Pookie looks absolutely fire. She looks absolutely fire. Do you know who I actually think will go? I just figured it out. Who? If it was happening right now. I don't know if she'll still be having it, but she's having a moment.

Is it Kat Janis? No. It's Nora Smith. Now, let me explain. No, you know her. You know her. She went so viral recently, and I'll tell you why. You'll think it's funny.

Her mans, we were just talking about him, Lucky Blue Smith. Yes, yes. And obviously Lucky Blue Smith's ex-wife, and I think they have a baby together, is the new girl that Joe Jonas is dating, and that's why we were just talking about them. But Nora Smith, oh, she gives homesteading trad wife. She's a homesteading trad wife. You don't even know. She said, this video, I think it has 20 million views. She said said let's make a homemade lasagna so when you think homemade lasagna what

do you think like you layer it yeah and like maybe if you're a real homesteader like maybe you'll make your own pasta yeah first step she makes her own mozzarella jackie was the craziest thing everything was homemade the pasta was homemade this The sauce, I'm sure, from the tomatoes. Of course, of course, of course. She's not a slob. I do think she did, you know, she didn't slaughter the meat. I think she went to a butcher. But everything she does is homemade.

Let's make a brownie and ice cream. Homemade ice cream, homemade brownie from scratch. I saw her peanut butter and jelly. And then I also saw that her husband took her shopping at the mall. Oh, I didn't see that one. Oh, he took her everywhere. Bottega, Louis Vuitton. She bought everything in sight. So she's obviously like a material girl.

Yeah, we love. I love. Get you a girl who can do both, who can make her own mozzarella, but also loves a Bottega bag. She was, oh my God. And she was like, she couldn't decide. I'll take them all.

And then she just went to Fashion Week. And the husband was paying. I saw she was with Tinks. Like she, right. So she's in the fashion world. She's at front row with Tory Burch. I agree with you. She should be there. She should be there. And Lucky, Lucky's a model. So he's in the fashion world she's at front row of tory birch i agree with you she should be she should be there her and lucky lucky's a model so he's in the fashion

world they should be there one thousand percent honestly and we say this for everything like vogue really needs to bring us on as consultants we don't have to go we don't have to go but like they need our help in deciding who to invite when it comes to like the culture the thing is it's not like they don't try and they're like our doors are closed yeah to influencers like they really like want to try and then they're just behind. While still remaining exclusive. But then they're behind. You know, they stink.

Big time. Period. Big time. Big time stink. Land, sea, and sky. Cute. Also, The Garden of Time. There's a short story of the same title written by J.G. Ballard in 1962.

Where do they find this shit? No, I don't know. The story tells of a Count Axel and his wife, the Countess. She should be there. Has a housewife ever been to the Met Gala after being a housewife? I think, like, probably, like, in her heyday, Kelly Ben Simone went. Yeah, like Denise Richards. Yeah, yeah.

Post-housewife. Like, Lisa. Yeah. Yeah. Post housewife. Like Lisa Rinna? She's like very in fashion. She goes to a lot of fashion weeks. She goes to Milan. Her daughters. I want to say no. I want to say no as well.

I feel like there was a year. There was a time. Maybe one or two years. Where Erika Jayne could have gotten the invite. Because she did like work with Vogue. Before Tom's scandal. Yeah. After like maybe her second or third season.

She was really really high fashion. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. That I feel like maybe her second or third season. She was really, really high fashion. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. That I feel like would have been the only opportunity. Oh, well, you know what? Actually, it's like kind of a loophole, but I feel like this year like Jenna Lyons could go.

But she's literally not a housewife. It's a loophole. It doesn't count. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So you don't want to know any more about the theme because they're giving us a lot of references here. Sorry, and I mean like,

if you wouldn't have been invited before Housewives. And you're invited because you're a housewife. Exactly. Yes, agreed. But like, you're right. Like, it's New York's finest night. Like, Ramona Singer should be there and Luann. Like, they should be there.

You should be here. Literally. Standing with your arm around me here. You should be here. Walk through the door with that women around me here. You should be here. Walk through the door with that William Red here smile. We think of two different songs when we say you should be here.

I think of Cole Swindell. I think I'm singing Begin Again by Taylor Swift. Are you ready for our next story? You would have been so happy. Yeah, I am. The man of the week, he's doing a lot of press

because of the Indictus Games, but Prince Harry was on GMA talking about King Charles' diagnosis and other tings. Oh, I missed this whole thing. Prince Harry's speaking out about his father, King Charles, father, asterisk. His alleged father. Quotes.

For the first time since the monarch. His dad. Since the monarch announced his cancer diagnosis and the Duke of Sussex flew to the UK to be by his side. Harry, who's in Canada for the Invictus Games in Vancouver. Jackie, what is the Invictus Games? It's like games for injured veterans. Oh, that's so sweet.

Yeah. And I think it's his shindig because he's always the one. I've only heard of it when him and Megan are like doing stuff. And they're there now. It's in Whistler. Okay, we stan. We stan. And he's doing press.

That's why I think he's been top of mind recently. Okay. So he gave an interview and when asked about how he first learned about his father's diagnosis, he said, I spoke to him. I jumped on a plane and went to see him as soon as I could. I feel like that's not really directly answering whether or not he heard it from the news. But that's, you know, because like I'm sure you did speak to him after you heard it on the news no and also i feel like once once the public found out the family had known for i want to say weeks like because it takes a while to make that sort of decision you think so because they started like

the way maybe i'm just you need time to process okay if i days days the fact that harry got on the plane when we knew the moment. The moment after we knew. Family would know at least one day earlier. That's true, turdy Lou. So I find it questionable that he was on the plane. I'm telling you, William found out, I think it's really conservative to say one week ago. Before releasing a statement, I think Prince Charles sat with the news for a few days. You don't think that's crazy? No, I think. Or you think he went to the doctor, came home, and told his publicist to releasing a statement. I think Prince Charles sat with the news for a few days. You don't,

you don't think that's crazy. No, I think he went to the doctor, came home and told his publicist to release a statement. No way. You're right. Days, days,

conservatively. Days of rumination. But Harry only went when we knew. It's giving out of the loop. Are you out of the loop yet? Are you out of the loop yet? Are you out of the loop yet? Are you out of the loop?

You are, you are. are here's maybe maybe maybe that's because your father is actually perfectly healthy james hewitt maybe that's why maybe because you're real no i really need to stop like and by the way everybody gave their thoughts on that conspiracy theory in the comments yesterday and it is like it has been widely dispelled. Like, it's really not true. But for the sake of like my mental health, like it's funny. And I'm going to keep saying it. It's keeping you neurotypical? It's keeping me neurotypical.

This is what Harry said. Let's get to the meat. Look, I love my family. The fact that I was able to get on a plane and go see him and spend any time with him. I'm grateful for that. When asked about his outlook on the state of his father's health he said that stays between me and him as for whether the diagnosis could have a reunifying effect on the royal family harry said absolutely yeah i'm sure throughout all these families i see it on a day-to-day basis bringing it back to invictus games the strength of the family unit coming together

when asked about being physically far from his father during this time he said i have my own bringing it back to Invictus Games. The strength of the family unit coming together. When asked about being physically far from his father during this time, he said, I have my own family as we all do. My family and my life in California is as it is. I've got other trips planned that would take me through the UK or back to the UK, so I'll stop in and see my family as much as I can. So wait, like him answering the question, like do you feel like his diagnosis will have some sort of reunification effect? Is him like admitting like we're not unified?

Right. And I feel like you could make that case like for him and William, you know, like, yeah, we all they're making it seem like he's good with Charles, whatever. Right. And the documentary was a lot about William, too. This we all know he's not speaking to William. He didn't see William when he was there right so I feel like this could have been reunifying for the family at large not necessarily like him and Charles you know after

watching the crown like I feel like Charles and William like we're never like on the same page Charles and William or Charles excuse me William and and Harry. William. Well, that's. Like as brothers. Like they. Maybe I'm just seeing things through the lens of the crown. But they were never like this unit. Like this band of brothers, you know? I feel like they were. But then also I think I got this vibe from their documentary too. Which is a better place to go for information.

That they were super tight. But then they processed and grieved differently in the wake of Diana's death. And I think William, you know, took that moment to become more in the royal family and just like assume his role more. And Harry just struggled with it more. And that drove them apart. Yeah, that's interesting. But I do think that they used to be like the two of them and every and Kate. They used to do everything together.

Yeah. They were really like a threesome. And I don't think there was really discord between the two of them up until recent years. Yeah. There was never tabloid headlines like William and Harry turned on each other. It's true. It's actually really sad.

So I feel like they've always been different, but they're for each other. And now they're not there for each other. And they're incredibly different. Jax, we can never be like them. Oh my gosh, Tardy, don't even say it. No, we can never. Don't even say it.

The podcast. The podcast. You would think for them like the monarchy. Right. But not the podcast is more important than the monarchy. Like centuries old tradition. Yeah. But no.

But no. Are you ready for our next story? What number is it? It's number three. So I feel as though you're ready. No, it's not what number is it it's number three so you're ready no it's not it is uh it's number four okay but it's four you're right you're right but you're still ready yeah no i'm still ready amy schumer responds to speculation about her quote puffier face and shares a health update so amy schumer has been doing a lot of press for her new show life and beth on hulu News Season, February 16th. And she went on Jimmy Kimmel,

slash Fallon, The Tonight Show. That's Fallon. Okay. Same thing. And GMA. And people took away from it, that her face looks different.

Yeah. So I had seen, a lot of the discourse about her face. Like, and I was shocked, that like we were talking like this about someone. Like, it was,

and this was coming, and I saw it on Twitter, from like these verified accounts who had like their pronouns. Like these are people who are proper and, you know, who had their pronouns. And they're like, what is going on with Amy Schumer's face? And I find it really interesting that Amy Schumer has become in the last three months like a punchable celebrity. And it's because she's spoken out against spoken out for Israel in support of Israel. And she is like, you have to read her comments.

I've been leaving comments on all her social media like i feel bad like people have just inundated her comments like with really like disgusting heinous calling her like a genocide supporter then just making fun of the way that she looks and she has been it's become acceptable to like say things that are unacceptable only about amy schumer now in the last couple of months and i was shocked at the like the level of the p the discourse around her face and she took to social media to respond and explain why her face looks different yeah so she you know said you know stream life and Beth whatever but then also said I've enjoyed feedback and deliberation about my appearance as all women do for almost 20 years and you're right it is puffier than normal right now I have endometriosis and autoimmune disease that every woman should

read about there's something some medical and hormonal things going on in my world right now, but I'm okay. Historically, women's bodies have barely been studied medically compared to men. The book all in her head does a good job explaining this. I also believe a woman doesn't need any excuse for her physical appearance and owes no explanation, but I wanted to take the opportunity to advocate for self love and acceptance

of the skin you're in. Like every other woman person, some days I feel confident and good as hell and others. want to put a bag over my head but I feel strong and beautiful and so proud of this tv show I created wrote starred in and directed maybe just maybe we can focus on that for a little I actually plan on watching the show I haven't watched yet but I've heard it's very good um and I wanted to talk I wanted to choose this story because I wanted to like make it extremely clear like what's going on with Amy Schumer yeah like why Amy Schumer has become this sort of like social media punching bag and it's

become like okay to make fun of Amy Schumer when it comes to like her career her looks her family whatever it's only because she came out in support of Israel like yeah and she's probably the most famous person to have done it we don't have like a lot of cool celebrities on our side so we're like all clinging to Amy Schumer yeah um and like make no mistake like that's what's going on go read her comments and like maybe leave a comment that she looks pretty like people are so mean people are so mean but after you told me about this cat janice it's really shocking it's so not surprising yes it's really it's sick these are bad people bad people like seriously bad people bad people love amy schumer stream life and death no beth stream life and death life and

death is another show it's that one with um elizabeth olsen no that was different no love and death love and death but also life and beth is a take on love and life and death yes very good show is about death yeah like it starts with like i think amy's character like loses someone and then it's like the journey of grief yeah um no i've recently just started to like love amy schumer and it's on hulu and it's amazing no and amy schumer is fabulous and i just love her i mean she's so funny and if she wrote it and directed it then it's then it's good it's got the amy schumer stamp of approval so i know what i'm doing this weekend you know i actually did want to watch it are you ready for our fifth and final story i am not she's not

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like the country star economy. Like this is kind of a new element in the last 10 years. You hit like a benchmark at a certain level and then you open your own bar in downtown Broadway. Right now, Jason Aldean's is really popular. Miranda Lambert's is really popular. Blake Shelton.

Blake Shelton. Florida George Line. Oh. I wonder what happened to their bar. FGL House? Yeah. Because they broke up as a band. They're on hiatus.

They didn't break up. No, they broke up. No, they're fine. I feel like there was like a lot of rumors actually about like, they like hate each other and their wives hate each other too. Like they're broken up.

I feel like they didn't even lie and tell us it was a hi their wives hate each other too like they're broken up they and i feel like they didn't even lie until it was a hiatus like little mix did like they're broken up keep their name out here like one direction lie to us was said they were going on hiatus like fgl house is open fgl house this is how we i just feel like that's interesting it's open at 11 a.m today if you want to go get something to eat so there's a lot of new big country stars and a couple of them luke combs announced um a little while ago he's opening his own bar old dominion's opening their own bar it's called um memory lane i think no no wait what's it called i feel like i made that up google it's really interesting how they come up with their names i really like it i know and there's so much fodder within their songs

so that would be a good job for me like if if I, yeah. If I went to get a nine to five, like helping being like a consultant for country bars. Yeah. Branding. No, but also like helping them name their bar. Yeah. Just that part.

Um, Morgan wall. They called this bar is actually great. I'm I love it. I love it. I mean, that's also like his biggest song. Is it.

This bar is like up there with whiskey glasses. Like it's definitely like top five. And last night. That would be a good name for a bar too. It would. Honestly like. No no this bar is perfect. It is.

It is. But last night would be good. So Old Dominions will be called Odie's. No it won't. Like I literally saw a video. Old Dominions Odie's. Really? Yep. I like don't like that literally saw a video old dominions ods really yep i like don't like that

oh i'm sorry i saw i remember like seeing the video oh you're right ods isn't memorably lane brothers yes they are yes they are brothers no it's not brothers okay that's their song and then luke holmes's bar is called what she can't type fast enough on her iPad. No, I literally can't. He announced it a while ago. I'm just looking at his Instagram. Honestly, no, that's a bad name.

I'm trying to think. Like if I was Lou Combs' branding manager, what would I have named it? Category 10. Oh, Hurricane. Oh. Like a Category 10 Hurricane. It's a little too smart. don't i don't like it

actually something dumbed down yeah no i feel like one too many oh that's good but it promotes over consumption okay so does nashville in general like it's fine but i i would need a minute like to do my job yeah and like when I think his biggest songs, it's hurricane one number away. Beautiful, crazy when it rains, it pours, but there are so like, there's just so many lyrics.

Yeah. Like I never broke my heart in one too many or like his biggest songs about drinking. So if you just listen to those lyrics, like you could find something. Yeah. I don't like Odie's at all. I'm so sorry to like rain on your parade.

It's okay. About Odie's. all. I'm so sorry to like rain on your parade. It's okay. About Odie's. Anyways, Morgan Waller. Dierks Bentley's is really popular. He's kind of like a foolproof business plan as a country star. Like I think for a lot of them, it's like a huge moneymaker for them. Yeah. And then I think some of them that have done really well in Nashville are going to Vegas.

Oh, love that. Brilliant. Yeah. His concept will be a six-story venue called This Bar in Tennessee Kitchen. They love vertical builds in Nashville. The bars, like the stairs, you could vomit. Like it's every floor is like a different vibe.

There's like a country floor and then like a R&B floor and like a DJ floor. Yeah, so this bar will import, this bar called This Bar will reportedly incorporate pivotal elements that shaped his life with each level showcasing photos and memorabilia from his childhood as well as some of his most notable performances to date.

Also, the food will be inspired by his favorite family favorites. Okay, so we're opening a bar. That was my- Let's play. That's where I was going. We're opening a bar. First of all, where are we opening it?

I feel like it would have to be New York City, but I wouldn't want it to be because it's just like the economy's tanking. Let's fly. Let's fly. That's where I was going. We're opening a bar. First of all, where are we opening it? I feel like it would have to be New York City, but I wouldn't want it to be because it's just like the economy's tanking there. No, I know. Okay, but this is hypothetical, so don't bring like your negative energy. Okay. Don't bring the facts. The facts, yeah.

Okay, how many floors? Wait, what neighborhood of New York City? Oh, oh, it has to be somewhere fabulous. Like we want to be with the people. Like we got to be in like. Big downtown. Yeah, like. And where do we have like amazing. Like honestly, it needs to be like the meatpacking district. That's where we used to be with the people like we got to be in like big downtown yeah like and where do we have like amazing like honestly it needs to be like the meatpacking district that's where we used to party that's our old stomping grounds or it could be like the NYU area because one we were

always down there when you guys went to school there but also we used to work down there we did used to work down there Astor Place that used to be like our spot no no our spot was at apartment you and Olivia had at 777 yeah Yeah, yeah, that's Chelsea. So somewhere in that vicinity. Yeah, somewhere between Meatpack and Chelsea Astor Place. We'll see what the rents are going for. Yeah, and like Flatiron actually is a great place to have a bar. Are we doing like a one floor bar? Are we gonna like

dream it up like Nashville style? Let's dream it up Nashville style. Okay, but I don't think we need more than three floors. Okay, but I think we could have four floors and every floor is a different sister. Sister. Love. But I feel as though all of our floors would end up being the same. Yeah. Because I would want my floor to be like live music, honky tonk vibes. I'd want my floor to be pink.

Pink the singer or pink the color? Both. Okay, love. And black pink in there too. Anything to do with pink. Margot's floor would be probably similar to mine. Yeah. And Olivia's would be like a jazz bar.

Actually, wait, I kind of love this idea. I don't know if it would be a jazz bar. No, Olivia's would be like very like martinis, Frank Sinatra. Moody. It would be like the bar at the Carlisle, like very high class. Okay, wait, I love this idea. And I feel like we could have an original concept like for each floor and then like we could build it out to be like just more unique

than every other floor. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, and I do think like we would have to go in birth like just more unique than every other floor do you know what i mean yeah and i do think like we would have to go in birth order and olivia's being on the ground level is perfect like it's very new york swanky piano bar lounge and then i think mine being next would just be like a complete about face like oh and by the way with each floor like you have to start the night because that's really how it is with us like one drink two drink three drink four like by the time you get to margo's you're blacked out classic and you're just starting out we don't even have to spend that much on the court no one will notice no no no but then food we need to talk about food okay should it be per floor or just per floor my floor is going to be like a mini food court where you can go to like different stations

friends fries no but like we're gonna have a mini mcdonald's like and by the way the budget is goes without saying in this hypothetical situation is non-existent what is the budget in the room with us exactly the menu will feature like top five six items from some of my favorite fast food chains that will include beverages from sonic and you can make like cocktails with the sonic beverages um mcdonald's whataburger like we'll just and it'll come in the packaging like it'll be really authentic I love that I think the whole facility is kosher by the way so we don't serve bacon Whataburger. Like we'll just, and it'll come in the packaging. Like it'll be really authentic. I love that. I think.

Oh, and the whole facility is kosher, by the way. So we don't serve bacon. Okay. But can we serve also dairy and meat on separate floors? We have two separate kitchens. Okay. But each floor.

It's a completely kosher and it's hypothetical. It's kosher style. All the meat is kosher. Yeah. Okay. And it's cooked kosher style. Yeah.

I think on Olivia's floor, well, she would be in charge of the food and she would love that and she would love she loves like crudite and open a bar by the way like i'm so down no this idea is amazing but no but we need a group behind us all of these morgan wallens and luke homes like they have they work with hospitality hospitality groups so they're just really the face and the creative and the inspiration which is what we would be but like we can't be putting up the phones. No no if the hospitality group wants to work with

us I would open a bar. I would look at our like numbers for real and wherever we are biggest in the country that's where we should open the bar.

Well that would be we're huge in Toronto but I don't want to open a bar in Toronto. In this country. That would be like New York but it's also like the worst

place to do business. Yeah. And I don't really want well I mean I live in New York. I would love to own a bar. I feel like we should open it on Nashville. I'm so down. Or Vegas.

No. Nashville. Oh, yeah. Vegas wasn't good. Yeah. Nashville. Nashville. Love it.

Something to think about. So then my floor would have, because it's a pink floor, like I just feel like I can't have chili, which is what I want to have. No, also you can't serve chili at a bar. I'm sorry so I think it would be like more like confectionery candy ice cream oh like pastry chef energy yeah love sweet treats yeah your floor is like the sweet treat floor yeah because you've just had like your meal at Olivia's no you have to think about it yeah you've had your meal at Olivia's you're having like a full entree like a fish a salad like really kind of a culinary experience at Olivia's yeah then you go up for full entree, like a fish, a salad, like really kind of a culinary experience at Olivia's. Yeah. Then you go up for dessert. To my place.

Then at my place you start getting late night bites. You get wasted and then you have late night bites. And honestly I feel like we shouldn't serve food at Margo's. No, no. Like just shots. Like jello shots. Oh, edible alcohol. Like you know they have ice cream with alcohol, popsicles. Such as places is the after party. Like if you make it there. Not everyone's going to make it there. Okay, maybe you take the food from mine like you you party at mine and then right before leaving you get all the fast food and bring it up to margo's place for the hang love so oh and what are we calling it steen's place something like that yeah drop in the comments what should we name our bar oh we're not done yet it's queenie and we need the week true that our weekly segment

where jackie and i bestow the honor to two different people groups it can be a person place or a thing it's really not that rigid um who acted like a queen this week and who acted like a weenie this week let's start um with queenie with queenie okay my queenie is bruno so is mine oh my god he's been through so much and he's defied the odds and he came on the show every day this week even when when he was under the weather. It's so true. And he just, he never faltered in his, like in his queeniness. Bruno was mine too. Oh my God, Bru.

We're proud of you. And we're so glad you're here. Also Bruno's sitting on the other chair in the room right now, where I do my remote filming, just like looking at us, being a star and an angel and mommy's love, mommy's king.

Now, my favorite part of this segment, the weenie of the week. Wait, I literally already forgot mine. Oh, okay. the weenie of the week for me was the husband from the deer toasters update I have not stopped thinking about him I was thinking that too it's the craziest thing and somebody left a comment that actually I really liked she was like you need to take the condom wrapper and like leave it on the dining room table in plain sight and then like when he comes home like he'll see it and just like see what he does I love that i have not stopped thinking about it it's bothering me so much actually i had meant to check the dear toasters email to like see if she wrote us back already even though like it's only

been one day and i doubt she has um she's going through stuff uh and she's probably on that vacation right now no she's probably leaving right today valentine's day trip i hope she listened to the episode packing the divorce papers so that's my weenie of the week. I wish I knew his name. I'm sure she listened to the episode. I'm sure she did. Well, we'll see. My weenie of the week was a group of people that I learned about today.

Yeah, by the way, they were my runner up. Which was the people who are hating on Kat Janis, a dying woman, because she follows the IDF. Agreed. Seriously, you people need, I don't know what you need help help education i'm gonna leave it at that she hasn't written back to us okay well that's our show that is our show day today so we've kind of got to get to step in it's our final one of the week i wanted to see if she wrote us back she hasn't yet oh i need to hear from her we'll we'll follow up so that's our show thank you so much for listening to the trust money

morning show we deliver the past oh wait no no no no no this episode's not over yet i had been meaning to promote something canadian girlies and we couldn't have talked about canada i know oh my god i'm like the worst comedian lies um i got a lot of backlash you're so not self-promotional it's a problem i'm shy i got so much backlash from the canadian girlies when i released my comedy special lean in on prime video the canadian girlies were not able to access it because it's like low-key a different country and there's different rules and it's low-key classic and as of yesterday no actually the day before yesterday i keep forgetting to promote it my special is available on prime video canada so if you've been wanting to watch it and you want to support your girl,

I appreciate you and I love you. And you can do that now. The special is called Lean In. You can just search Claudia Oshry. My other special, Disgraced Queen, is also on Prime Video Canada. But Lean In, Claudia Oshry, my second comedy special is available on Prime Video now in the US and Canada. Sorry about that. It took a little longer, eh? Thank you so much for listening to the, I feel like because I already started the outro, like no one's gonna listen. No, they'll see there's more time.

Oh, what did those crazy girls do? We need to waste a little bit of time. Waste a little bit of time, okay. Bruno, let me tell you how I love thee. Shall I count the ways? Honestly, I'm just gonna sit here in silence for like 10 more seconds. No, because then they'll turn it off if we sit

in silence. No, but if they made it here, they already heard my promo, you know? Oh, okay. So I mean us that we can't think of something to say for 10 seconds. Really, Lotter? The beautification committee is doing such a great job. I love these flowers. Thank you. Oh, somebody also DM'd me and told me that there's a Lucy score book where like there's a beautification committee

in this small town and their job is to match up young people in the town so that everybody like gets married that's really sweet all right now i feel like we wasted enough time thank you so much for listening to the chosen morning morning show we deliver the fast i started to do to everybody the friday you do please subscribe me if this video thumbs up also available back as i'm back as me on spotify public radio i request for this video we are without further ado we bid you adieu love you bye