The Toast - The Nish Vagiving Tree: Thursday, January 11th, 2024

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Chosen. Happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having an amazing, beautiful, stunning, and smart day. Speaking of beautiful, stunning, and smart, it's Jackie O. Hello, Jacqueline Follet. How are you today? Hey, Latour Delay. I'm doing well. Are we going to be honest?

We're going to be honest. No, Jackie, let's lie. Really? Even though we said on the show today slash yesterday that we were recording this on Wednesday? Okay, okay, it's Wednesday. Claudia, we're authentic to a fault. You know this. I know, like why can't we just pre-record our episodes without like word vomiting?

Like, okay, it's not Thursday, you caught us. But there's nothing to catch. Like, again, we need to remind ourselves, it's our show, it's our rules. No, and we're like constantly putting this pressure on ourselves and we really need to stop. Yeah, like we can make our own rules. We can record anytime we want as long as the episode drops. And you know what else? We get what we want. And this winter break, we want Jordan.

Also, I feel like it is germane to the episode that we be brutally honest about the time of day because I do think that it affects the episode. I do. No, I'm not gonna lie. When we pre-record episodes, it doesn't happen a lot, but every now and then, you know, Jackie and I aren't available in the morning, so the night before we'll record the episode for that day. It barely ever, ever, ever happens, but sometimes it does. And we, I think, are like the craziest during those episodes. No, not even crazy, necessarily. Just different.

You know, the day has taken its toll on us. We've been through stuff. And I feel like every morning when we do the toast, you ask me like, hi, how are you? Like, what's going on? And I completely forget what I did the day before. Like tabula rasa every day. Why are you doing your makeup and not listening to me?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not doing my makeup. I'm not doing my makeup. Let me tell you. No, you know, my lash lift is my new personality yeah um they gave me these little spoolies they say always you know try and brush every morning and night so I just forgot and the spoolie was sitting right here I'm 100% listening I'm just brushing my lashes you're gonna have to tell your spoolie that you can't brush right now because you're busy spoolie I

have to go bye yeah I'm sorry you were saying I was saying that usually in the mornings like I don't remember what I did the day before tabula rasa but now like I remember what I did today oh I remember it's still very in the front of my mind I recorded the redheads today which will be up on Thursday but the episode was so long because the book was- This Thursday? Today. Today. So you guys, you have to talk to people like it's Thursday. Okay.

The episode is going to be, is up today. It might not be up already. It's up now. I don't know about that because I have to edit four people's audios. I think we recorded for like an hour 30. I'm going to bring it down, but there was, there's a lot to edit because I want to shorten it a little bit. And that's going to take me a few hours and it's already nine o'clock and I haven't started.

So yeah, our girl is busy. Anyways, new episode of The Redhead is coming at you. And that was a major key, major key of my day. Today slash yesterday. A major key of my day yesterday, today, is the dresser arrived. Look, it's right behind me. You can see. Yeah.

Having a dresser is so life-changing, especially when your clothes have just been in piles on the floor, like where the dresser would have been. The dresser is now here and my drawers are filled with my underwear and my leggings. And I just feel so good about it. I'm so happy for you. It's so nice to have a dresser. I have a dresser, but it's not the right dress happy for you. It's so nice to have a dresser. I have a dresser. Without a dresser? It's not the right dresser for me. Living without a dresser, less than living with a dresser. That's profound.

Was that Socrates? How do you pronounce the word D-R-A-W-E-R? Depends what part of the country I'm in. Drawers. No, come on. Drawers. What's the other way? It's like a really, like, it's a bad word.

Like, they should have had something better. It is a bad word. I was saying it. I said it to Harry, like, the other day or today. And I remember feeling like, that's kind of a confusing word. Drawer. Drawer. Like, what the hell?

Yeah. Like, I kind of wished what i was talking about like had another word because i just feel like that's a hard word for a child oh definitely it's a hard word for me like what'd you say and also it's like i i'm pretty sure draw is what i do with my crayons not right and the kids are they know they know draw like draw like color not where i keep my clothes and this one book that we read, it's like the sequel to The Grinch. It's like, and he drew, drew, drew, drew. And it's like, drew and draw in my drawers.

And then drawers is like your underwear. Right, it's like The Grinch drew. And that's also where I keep my pajamas. Yeah, the word draw is like a dresser to color underwear. Like, why does it have so many meanings? I don't know. It's not that great. Mistake.

Mistake. God. Another thing that I was thinking because tonight I was reading the book The Rainbow Fish. Have you read that book recently? You mean last night you were reading the book The Rainbow Fish? Last night we were reading Rainbow Fish. And of course it's a classic because it's beautiful. With the colorful scales? With the colorful scales with the colorful scales obsessed but i hadn't

read it obviously in decades and i couldn't have told you what the storyline was but i'm finding it to be a little problematic why what's what's it about rainbow fish is over party so basically there's a fish in the sea that's rainbow fish and he is the most beautiful fish in the sea and he has the scales that are shiny and like one day a little fish comes and asks him for a scale and he's like no like go away scram are you rude yeah but and he also like doesn't have friends because he's like so beautiful and he just kind of like floats around does he not have friends because like everybody makes fun of him or because he's a dick they want him to play with them i think but he's just like too beautiful Like he's just like too into himself.

And then someone asked him for a scale and he was like no. And then he had no friends and he was a big loser and he was lonely. So they said like go see the octopus. Like she's like the wise puss. And the octopus says. That's obviously you're. But in this. If we ever did like a toast adaptation of Rainbow Fish.

Like you are the wise octopus and I am the egotistical fish. But no, I don't like love her advice because she said that you should give away your shiny scales and so the book like he goes and he gives a scale to everyone he's left with zero scales and I and then he's happy and he has friends and I just felt like the message is kind of like you have to dull your shine in order okay this is so get along no so problematic one yes dull your shine clearly that's a message that's being spread but also like why can't this book teach kids like if you have something of value whether it's beauty smarts whatever it is like to be gracious yeah like you could still

play with them and and be nice and it was also like giving like a little bit of communism it's like this one fish everybody gets my scales yeah I have to distribute my scales equally and also at the end I don't even think he had one scale no this is dumb I I found it to be extremely problematic rainbow fish is over party I I could get behind that hashtag rainbow fish is over party and I was reading and I was like where is this going is this a good thing that he's giving away his skills? I feel like he's stealing his shine. Sure, he was a little bit of a prick, but there are other ways without taking away the

thing that makes you special. So that I feel happens a lot with like children's books. I remember the first time as a somewhat like a conscious adult that I went back and reread The Giving Tree, which was my favorite book. Oh my God, you could cry from this book. It's so sad and pathetic like yeah it's heartbreaking why are you reading that it should be called the niche beginner the niche beginner okay that's another yiddish word that we've i don't think ever used such a

good word it's like a thankless yeah like twat wait hold on it is really hard to describe yiddish words especially ones that have like matriculated that's the thing about yiddish that's why it slaps so hard because they don't have direct translations that's why we go to these words okay i'm looking up nishvigina but like it's how do you how would you even spell Nishvigina? Let me try. It's like vagina. Nishvigina Yiddish. No, it's like not coming up. It's like, it's honestly, you know what it is? Jackie, it's a thoughtless little pig.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what Alex Baldwin was trying to say the niche for giving tray the niche for giving tray that title but how do you spell it the n-i-s-h space in this in this context it would be v-a-g-i-v-i-N-G. The Nishvigiving tree. Unless it's Nishv. The classic F-V swap. The classic swap.

Nishvigina Yiddish. That's also like one of the great things about having like a lot of Jewish friends is like, I feel like the Yiddish words, Yiddish for those who don't know, is a lost language. It's not really spoken. But, you know, the Jews of yore brought it with them to the States and it slowly lost whatever. But every family like has their own Jewish, I mean Yiddish phrases that like never.

That stayed with them. That trickled down. But that doesn't mean they're like, everybody knows the mainstream ones. Like, you know. Mensch. Hutsch and Mensch and Schwitz. Like everybody knows the mainstream ones. Like, you know, Hutsch and Mensch and Schwitz. Like, everybody knows the classic ones.

But every family, like, has their own that, like, I honestly feel like are made up. And then, like, you go to someone else's house and they're using Yiddish phrases. Like, you don't know them. And every now and then you have, like, a crossover. I was just with Abe. I was telling him about how we always use the word frask. That's a good one. He had never heard it.

And his family is, like, very Yiddish, very Ashkenaz. And he was like, what's a frask? And I'm like, oh, you know, you's a good one. He had never heard it. And he, his family's like very Yiddish, very Ashkenaz. And he was like, what's a frasque? And I'm like, oh, you know, you give a frasque. A frasque is like a hit. A big slap, like a frasque. No, but it also could be like, you know, like a punch or an elbow. It's not necessarily like a bitch slap. It's a frasque. You know, in our house, like if you wanted to use it in a sentence, you would always say like, and I gave him such a frask that's not a sentence oh I didn't mean in a sentence I just meant like you know shut up okay yeah also if you do not know Yiddish is a combination of Hebrew and of an amalgamation of like Eastern European languages. So it is, um,

that's what it is. And yeah, that's what our ancestors spoke. And they spoke it like in the shtetls. It's very fiddler on the roof. Yeah. It was also, a lot of it was genocided in the Holocaust. So we,

we take what we can get, but yeah, it's like passed down to us. It's the language of our old country. But I do want to say, I've, oh, I've known Yiddish like my whole life as a language.

I obviously don't speak it. I know phrases. I had never heard anybody, um, our old country but I do want to say I've oh I've known Yiddish like my whole life as a language I obviously don't speak it I know phrases I had never heard anybody um speak it like conversationally until a few years ago where I went to it was actually like a really special event where like we got to hear this woman speak who was like a scholar of Yiddish language which most people there's probably like 15 in the whole world um and she's like started to read a poem, like a famous Yiddish poem. And when I tell you, she sounded so fucking weird. Like I could not stop laughing.

Like she literally said like, it was literally gibberish. Because it's like, she's speaking Hebrew wrong. She's speaking Polish wrong. She's speaking German wrong. It doesn't sound right because it's all of them. I felt like I was back in high school,

like giggling in the back of the classroom. Like I couldn't stop laughing. That's so funny. Did you know that I took a college course called Yiddish? And I feel like that is underrated and more colleges should offer it. And I got so much out of it and it's such a cool class. And it's giving like ally to the Jewish community.

So correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm really not a smart person. I think it's like so ally to the jewish community so correct me if i'm wrong because i'm i'm really not a smart person i think it's like so important that we always remember that like is yiddish giving like latin because it's lost yeah and it's like of your in the sense that it's of your and that it's lost yes but there are thousands of lost languages but no latin is actually the opposite because well yeah we would never know that's like a bug out like where you invented a whole language 30 it's tower babble it's babble it's tower of babble babble but latin is like an r is you know the origin of language so right it's kind of the opposite of yiddish which is like two languages

put together not like okay okay i got it yiddish is which is like two languages put together, not like root language. Okay, okay, I got it. Yiddish is giving Creole. I don't know a lot about Creole. Oh, Creole is French and... It's like French, English, they speak it in the Caribbean. It's like a combination of like a bunch of languages. Yeah. Creole language.

Yeah, so that's like our version. Haitian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fascinating. Cool. Oh, my God. Look at us being linguistic queens. Oh, don't get me started on the word linguistics.

You guys know my story. We are linguistic queens. We always talk about languages because of Tower of Babel. Yeah, and just because we're like smart people you know yeah and language is fascinating language is fascinating I mean that should we use our fascinating language to dive into the past five sure if there's nothing else I mean we don't have to like I'm I'm in no particular rush I guess I'm technically in a rush to do everything that I haven't done yet today you

know yeah like I have so much to do plus the redheads editing I need to get into the editing bay I know you kind of admitted something vulnerable today yesterday excuse me on the toast that the redheads is a non-profit but like would the redheads ever consider hiring an editor like no I'm too protective of it and I've also thought recently like we kind of need to hire a social media manager because I do it and I if you follow us closely like it comes in waves you know there's droughts and there's there's rainfall it's based on your like personal social events calendar yeah and so I really should get some help with that but it's just not that important to like be on.

Don't say that. No, no. It's like our social media. We figure it out. You know, it's it's going. It's Bussing. And it's fine. Yeah.

To get an editor for the episodes would be good. But it's like I know what I want to take out. I'm just too protective of my people. Also, even though the Redheads is a non forfor-profit we did have an a sponsor on the episode we do have sponsors like probably one or two per episode but it doesn't cover everyone's fee you know so it sounds like you're just a poorly run business yes no we're i'm not in it for the money yeah no but by the way like the redheads like sell a lot of merch i think that's worth mentioning yeah but our sponsor everyone was really excited it was caraway and caraway sent all of the girlies i already had

but they sent everyone a non-stick frying pan and they were obsessed oh my god love that what's the code don't know use code redheads come on guys we need more sponsors it's a good test just give throw the redheads a bone code red. Just throw the redheads a bone. Code REDHEADS. Yeah, throw the redheads a bone. Use code what? Red? REDHEADS.

Readheads. Does it make you giggle? With the redheads. And by the way, I chose your book. None of this is true? Lisa Jewell. Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

I also feel like I need to check. I feel like I had a dream that Lisa Jewell DM'd me but I actually don't think it was a dream because I was posting a lot about her books like and why wouldn't she DM me you know Lisa Jewell UK oh yeah all of her books are in the UK I love UK she did I'm telling you no I okay I have to respond to her so maybe you can get on the redheads I know I'm sure a lot of authors would want to come on the redheads but it's not really something that we've broached. Oh, it's not something you're open to? No, I'm open to it.

And I had said a while ago that if I ever had more bandwidth and, like, wanted to take on more, one thing I would want to do is add another episode of the Redheads. Like, we do an episode once a month, and I would love to do two a month. And one a month is the book club. And the other one is like, you know, if there's an author that just came out. Or just like book chat. Yeah.

Or like talking with like book influencers, fellow readers, like just doing a kind of more chit chat episode that's book centric. But I have not found the time. But still, that is something I'd like to do. First of all, I didn't know that that was like a goal of yours. And now it is my mission to help you achieve that goal. So here's what I propose. Okay.

What if I join the Redheads but for the other episode? Would that help you? How? No. Like because like I would just coordinate everything. So like yes, you would still have to do the work but like I would just do it all for you and like you would just sit down in the chair. No, it's the work.

It's all right. She doesn't want me involved in her passions. No, I mean, we invite you on the Redheads every time you have something to say about the book. You're still doing your lashes. By the way, I'm just like, it's the same as like if I was sitting here like combing my hair. Like it's just. I know you do that sometimes, but it's giving like not paying full attention to your sister who's only has eyes for you wow I mean I literally just offered like up like my life to help you with your passion

project and not only did you turn me down you're now yelling at me so maybe we should just get into the past five stories how about that you are always welcome on an episode of the redheads when you've read the book you always join and maybe you'll join the next one because it's that's just not what I was talking about oh I'd love to even though it's been like a it's been like a month since I read the book and you know all those thrillers when you read read the book you always join and maybe you'll join the next one because it's that's just not what I was talking about oh it loves you even though it's been like a it's been like a month since I read the book and you know all those thrillers when you read so many of them you forget like what who was who who died who killed who yeah it's true about the thrillers they're kind of a dime a dozen which it's easy to have like a good book that you like but it's kind of hard to stand out among the pack it It is. You know what it's giving? Thriller.

Thriller ride. What books are you going to read for your vacation? So glad you brought that up because I was just packing and I told you guys the story about how I stole the book from the rental house. And like honestly, like ever since I said it on the toast, I wish I didn't say it because like I literally stole. Like I admitted to thievery. But I'm not packing a checked bag. So like I have to thievery um but I'm not packing a checked bag so I have to be really really tight and like I just would prefer to bring just my kindle then my kindle and my

stolen book I think my stolen book will remain at home for me and I bought like I'm gonna buy like a dumb romance book because I'm gonna be on the beach with a bunch of friends I probably won't even read that much I'll be drinking like it's not that it's not that kind of trip but for the plane ride like maybe it's not a serious reading trip like don't worry yeah but Jackie this is the kind of stuff we talk about if you let me join the redheads for the second episode okay I will oh you want to be on the second episode that's what I was saying like I don't want to be a redhead like you guys have a great thing going on I thought you were offering to join the redheads book club no no that's like handled but for the second episode

like I could kind of just be like your assistant almost like where I like, we could come up with ideas and like I would find the authors to interview or influencers and I would set it all up and you would just have to sit down and then I would edit too. Oh my God, that's so nice. Would you want to be on camera? Like would you want to be on the show? Oh, I'm sorry. You thought I was just like.

No, at first I thought you wanted to be on the show. Oh, you don't want me to be on the show. You want me to do all the fucking work. Oh my God, this is literally insane. This is insane. First, first I thought you me to be on the show you want me to do all the fucking work oh my god this is literally insane this is first first i thought you wanted to be on the book club then i then you want to be on the second episode then it started to sound like you wanted to be my producer no i'm just saying like i would like this is something you want to do but you don't have the bandwidth for everything involved so i'll do like i'll be we'll do it together but like i'll do everything like that's required you know what i'm sorry I brought it up just an episode of the toast no but like we would interview authors influencers who like to read we would just

maybe have like episodes where we talk just about books yeah okay okay so we would be doing it together okay you know what like I really wish I didn't offer because you're making like you're making fun of me now no I'm not You just misrepresented the idea in so many different ways. I'm going back to brushing my eyebrows okay. And your eyelashes. Okay just think about it okay. I actually I will think about it LaTourne and I do hope that in the next few months I'm able to take on more you know things. No I really think it's time we take the redheads to the next level and I think I have to get involved like for real because we have weirdly like so much influence when it comes to reading books like we need to build a brand around that you know yeah I do also

get some like inbound emails to the redheads email that are like interesting that I don't even respond to or like you like that's what I'm saying like you're managing the brand and like no offense like that's why you are where you are. Like you're just too booked and busy. Like mom of two, full-time working mom. Like I get it. Let me help. It's true. The brand could go to the next level.

Like we should become Hello Sunshine. Wait, or like, okay, not Hello Sunshine. Like let's be real. But like a Jenna Bush Hager vibe, you know? Okay, she's literally just as big. Okay, sorry. Like an Oprah. you know okay she's literally just as big okay sorry like um like an oprah yeah like similar to oprah reese jenna red red the name on everybody's lips no i i really like where your head's at and that is goals like redhead's production company right let me help you okay we'll strategize i like thank you i appreciate your persistence you've got the job great you're hired monday no it's a holiday and we appreciate

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John Mulaney and Olivia Munn make their red carpet debut after three years together. So John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are red carpet official finally. I had no idea that they weren't yet. They literally have a child together. I didn't know, like, we were waiting. No, they're like, Jackie, so polarizing. It's insane. We were waiting to check red carpet off the list but they attended the academy of motion

picture arts and scientists 14th governor's award in la and they looked unreal for a first she looked gorgina vagina yeah by they i mean she because i don't look at the man she looked amazing no shook by that the hair love no the everything i guess the dress could use a steam now that i'm i was really just looking at her there are people who's like this is their roman empire you know they were obsessed with john mulaney and anna tendler like there are some people who can't even look at these two like it's so it runs so deep and while i you know respect that i'm not a part of that group of people like I don't care um but it's really crazy how like they these two like hide out like they're considered so controversial it's so dumb I feel like once it's been a few years and you have a child especially

once you have a child it's like tabula rasa yeah no I think a lot of people get really stuck on the fact that he was with Anna Marie Tendler for so many years and they never had a baby and then like the second he broke up with her, he had a baby with Olivia Munn like that day. No, it's not like the best of human behavior. No. But it's what happened. And I will say I've never been like a John Mulaney.

Right. No, it's so common. I've never been a John Mulaney fan. I don't think I've actually ever even seen his comedy. But once he became like public enemy number one, I found him to be a lot more interesting than like the guy who just everybody loved. Like it's, who cares?

But once people started to hate him, I was like, oh, I think there might be more to this complex fella. And I watched his special called, I think it's called Baby J. It's his most recent special. Yeah, me too. Where he talks about, he had an insane too. Where he talks about he had an insane

addiction and he talks about, you know, going from being this, you know, Hollywood sweetheart where everybody loved, couldn't do anything wrong to then becoming, you know, controversial public enemy number one. So we actually had like a lot of interesting things to talk about and I thought it was an excellent special. I found myself like cackling many times. Highly recommend. I watched it. I don't remember feeling that way but I also like the entire thing likeability is a prison yeah you would recap the entire thing before I watched it so there was like nothing new for me that's why I don't like that when you were trying to recap the crown today slash yesterday I just didn't

want to hear your p of e because then it's like why do I need to watch because I agree for sure so I'll just shut the fuck up is what you're saying i would say to hold off until i've caught up with you shut the fuck up until further notice i got it okay anyways they were looking great the crazy thing about olivia munn to me is aaron rogers yeah and then by the way, the craziest thing about Olivia Munn to me is wag. Oh, and not in the Aaron Rodgers way. Yeah, no, she was a wag

who was a co-owner of Wag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not being like a wife and girlfriend of professional athletes. She was like one of the founders of that dog walking app, Wag. And she was like in all the commercials. And it's like, everyone was just like, is that Olivia Munn wag and she was like in all the commercials and it's like

everyone was just like is that olivia munn or someone who looks like her literally literally also the craziest thing about olivia munn to me is aaron rogers and the craziest thing about olivia munn and aaron rogers to me is like the rogers family feud and the craziest thing is that jordan rogers and jojo Fletcher are related to Aaron Rodgers. And they're all on TV every single day and they don't talk to each other. Every day? They're always hosting something. Okay.

They host like couple shows and home shows and. Yeah. The craziest thing. And he's on SEC Sports. Okay. That was like a while ago. I don't know if he's still on. I feel like he is. The craziest thing about Olivia Munn is that her and Aaron Rodgers, like, didn't make it,

but JoJo and Jordan did. You know? And I feel like at the time, it was like Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers were together for so long. They were this, like, it couple in Hollywood. And they, Jordan and JoJo, I feel like they, like, looked down on as, like, this, like, trash reality TV show. And it's, like, all for money and fame and greed.

And now they're happily married. And Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers are not. Yeah. Margot was saying the other day that the Rodgers family feud is her Roman Empire. That's a really good one. It's a really good one. Like, what the fuck happened that these people cannot talk? No, but the whole family family does talk except not to Aaron

I know what happened I don't know it's gotta be big yeah but I have to say if you're like the one person who's on the outs with your entire family like your entire family still talks but not to you and you don't talk to your entire family you are the problem like whatever happened you fucked up i agree especially because from what we've seen of his family like they're very loving and they're very close and they're like the rogers boys there's another one luke yeah it's not like you're on the outs with your family but the rest of the family doesn't get along either and it's all kind of right it's not like this toxic family where nobody talks to each other yeah it seems very loving and you know

homes home is where the heart is not hom know, home is where the heart is. Not homestead. Home is where the heart is. It's so true. You know, like flannels. Yeah, flannels. Fireplaces. Who could forget flannels?

Fireplaces. Yeah, yeah. No, I know what you're saying. But I get it. I get it. It's like cozy family vibes. No, I get it. I get it.

Some of the best vibes out there. Right, right. No, I get it. I get it. Some of the best vibes out there. Right, right. No, I get it. So anyways, they're a red carpet official as if you needed that too. And I'm... No, by the way, I didn't know I needed that, but I did. I agree. It did something for me.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little casting news, which is some of my favorite kind of news. Oh, yeah. Selena Gomez will be playing Linda Ronstadt in a new biopic. So Selena Gomez will play Linda Ronstadt in an upcoming biopic. Variety has confirmed.

The pop singer teased the role Tuesday night by posting a picture of Linda's 2013 memoir called Simple Dreams. Cool. The music biopic is currently in pre-production with producers including her manager linda's manager who also promotes the doc produced a documentary about her no other casting has been announced i mean selena gomez like loki is like an actress she's like known as a pop star but like she's literally an actress that's what i was going to say i think one of the things the things Selena Gomez does many things some better than others and I think one thing that she does best of all is act. I think she's a very good actress. She's

very good in Only Murders in the Building. Woody Allen like loves her because she's a very good actress and I think not only is she talented enough but they do look alike and people have said that they look alike. They are also both of Mexican descent. I think this is an absolutely perfect casting. I agree. And I like that she, like I've never been like an enormous fan of her music. And so I like that she's clearly, for the time being, focusing on acting. Only Murderers, Golden Globe, Emmy nominated.

And I think that this is a great next move for her. Because Only Murderers in the Building, while it's like a Hulu show, whatever, it's very prestigious. Like it's not like just being on any TV show. No, she's at the Golden Globes. Not only that, but like Martin Short and Steve Martin, like two of the greatest comedians literally of our time, Meryl Streep, Paul Rudd. It's not just any TV show. So it's like her being on like the most elite.

It's like probably, I think it's in the last like 10 years, the most critically, like the highest critically rated show in terms of like ratings and, I think it's in the last like 10 years that most critically, like the highest critically rated show in terms of like ratings and stuff. So it's really supreme. And so her doing a movie next and having it be like a musical one is very smart. I think this is actually very good management

and like decision making on Selena Gomez's behalf. I agree. What does Linda Rodenstadt sing? She sings Heart Like a Wheel and Simple Dreams. Those were her albums. i don't know i like her name rolls off the tongue linda yes that but i couldn't really tell you who she is she also

sounds jewish okay here's her like number hold on here's your number one song man i know the year that's showing oh it's a duet okay not for me and i And I don't know it. So, behatzlacha, Selena. Beatzlacha. Good luck. It's, I think it could be very, very good. No notes on this casting. Yeah, I think it's a good call. I do, like, I don't know Linda Ronstadt,

but I imagine this is, like, very interesting to a lot of people, like, who either grew up with her or are fans of her music. Because I love when a celebrity is being depicted in a film and like the casting begins. Like how long did we talk about Elvis? Yeah. And then we had Freddie Mercury and we had Elton John. Like I love movies like that.

Yeah, yep. Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of actors. I think, yeah. A new report says that cruel and manipulative Matthew Perry lied about his sobriety before his death, his pals say. Okay, literally today, like five stories came out, like slanderous against Matthew Perry. Yeah, Matthew Perry alleged she was clean and sober for 19 months leading up to his shocking death. However, a new report claims that this wasn't the

case. The Friends star who shot to global fame after landing the role of chandler bing on the hit sitcom was found unresponsive in a hot tub in la at his home on october 28th friends who saw the actor near the end of his life insist that matthew who spoke openly about his lifelong struggles with addiction was sober and in a good place however three sources tell us weekly that's not true they said They said Matthew's talk about being sober while promoting his 2022 memoir was a lie, they said in a report published Wednesday. He wanted to sell books. Everything was crafted and manipulated. The truth wasn't important.

The source also told the outlet, apparently he crashed his Aston Martin many times while high, noting that the alleged accidents happened during a time that Perry claimed to be sober. He just damaged the car. No one was hurt, but he did not consider that he could have killed someone. The source alleged that Perry would use the celeb dating app Raya to meet young women who would bring him drugs. He would do the FaceTime.

Yeah, they said he would do the FaceTime thing and get to know them. Then it would be like, let's hang out. And he would say to come to his house. He wasn't out in public anymore. That's how he snuck things past people. Addicts are smart and Matthew was brilliant. As previously reported, an autopsy determined that Matthew died from acute effects of ketamine while with contributing factors listed as drowning, coronary artery disease, and buprenorphine effects. The thing is, like I just read Matthew Perry's book and like I feel

like he would cite examples where he lied about being sober for, like, many long periods of time and for different, like, work commitments and stuff. So if when he was promoting this book he wasn't sober, like, I don't think that's necessarily, like, Intongruous. Yeah, or, like, duplicitous of him. Like, he made it abundantly clear in the book,

like, he knows how to get sober. He doesn't know how to stay sober. Like, he knows exactly what to do when it's time to detox in the most like painless you know for the most part way um it's a lifelong struggle for him he's never really going to figure it out so like if he had slipped I don't know to me that doesn't like undo everything he said in the book I actually I feel like it's like a more authentic it makes it makes everything in his book feel even more relevant yeah also regarding the ketamine i think a lot of people were confused because um ketamine infusions are used to treat depression and drug addiction however the medical examiner had noted that the amount found in his system could not have been

from his final infusion treatment a week and a half before his death ketamine's half-life is only three to four hours and the amount found in his system was equivalent to the general anesthesia given to surgical patients so it was an abuse of ketamine right likely and right and it's possible like he didn't take enough to like kill himself but because he was in a hot tub he drowned right Right right. And so compounded it was fatal for him. And so yes this is different from the Matthew. That we thought he was at the end of his life. But like no Jackie if you read the book. It's not like he said like I'm sober now for life.

Like it's literally a day by day thing. Yeah. I don't know but he's passed now. It just. No to come out like posthumously, like be a source to Us Weekly, like you're fucking disgusting. Yeah, it just feels like icky to hear like these personal details about him when he's passed, like.

Let him rest. What's the point? Yeah. Yeah, no, I didn't like this at all, especially I feel like fiercely defensive of Matthew Perry ever since I read his book. Like it was so so good reading someone's book will do that to you oh my god do you know how many times literally last night I referenced Josh Peck's book because it was like so full of just goodness like really I find it relevant to bring up in so many different

conversations if I'm talking about child actors Josh Peck if I'm talking about weight Josh Peck if I'm talking about drug addiction Josh Peck if I'm like literally anything I it's one of the best books I literally need to read it like next oh and he's like funny too no I know I I like it was on my want to read but then it just kind of got pushed down but like I'm gonna read that this month I'm gonna put it back at the top of my list no like his mom he was raised by a single mom he was raised by a single mom he was raised by a single mom and like she's really a main character and I had read it around the same time that I read uh Jeanette McCurdy's book which you know they're so similar child actors from

Nickelodeon um but she was really like put out by her mother and really used by her mother and then after her book I read Josh's and Josh just loved his mom so much and she would have done anything for him and all he like the acting was so his idea like he begged his mom and she dragged him around town like it was just so so the opposite of Jeanette McCurdy and he like the way he wrote about his mom was just so it was you're gonna love it I seriously can't wait I might start that tonight oh nope I have to edit the redheads. Oh, damn. Passion strikes again. Passion strikes again, but maybe tonight as in Thursday night because it's Thursday. Oh. Lupo. I like what you did there. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? No. I didn't think you were. You really didn't look ready. I didn't want to say anything, but.

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Our next story is that Robert De Niro thought his name was called at the Golden Globes when Robert Downey Jr. won. Oh no. Yep, Robert De Niro's. De Eero. De Eero. His ears definitely perked up. When he heard his name first announced.

As the winner of the 2024 Golden Globe. For best supporting actor in a motion picture. A second later however. It was Robert Downey Jr. Making his way to the stage. But such are the risks of being an actor named Robert. Who starred in one of the most acclaimed films of the year so giving album of the year goes to random access memory not read by taylor swift oh i didn't know that was have you ever seen that video oh my god okay she was

nominated for album of the year for red and they they have all the faces of the nominees up in little squares, and they say, and the Album of the Year goes to, and the person really, really lingered on the R, and you see her in the box, and her whole team, they're like, oh! Oh my gosh.

Random access memory. You have to watch it. It's so awkward. That is very awkward, and it's crazy that those things even happened to robert de niro no but it actually makes sense i i didn't i didn't put together that robert de niro and robert downey jr had the same first name even as i just said it right now like it didn't compute

yeah and it's robert d oh so true this is two days in a row talking about robert de niro actually three days because i think on Monday or Tuesday we talked about the joke that was made. Golden Globes. Yeah. And then Wednesday yeah we talked about him at Jennifer Lawrence's wedding.

This is our Robert De Niro streak. Do you think we should keep it going? Like try and bring him up on Friday? I think so. What's your favorite Robert De Niro movie?

And why is it The Intern? Oh! It's The Intern. No, it's The Intern. No, I know. The Intern is the most amazing movie. I completely agree. And I want to thank the folks. As is similar, the same but different, The Internship.

I knew you were going to say that. The Intern is better. I'm sorry. I love them both so much. Like, equally but differently. And I'm just so grateful for movies made about interns no I can by the way should we hire an intern and like film it and follow him or her around and call it the intern yeah no the intern with Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway like is the

best movie of all time and I want to thank the folks at E for always having it as like their movie of the day like it's on cable 45 times a week it's the best it's so amazing of course Nancy Meyers slays oh my god that's such an underrated Nancy Meyers movie because it's like so not her vibe and there's no like central home where everyone's congregating yes there is it's Anne Hathaway's townhouse but it's like not even chic no but it's not home and hearth over there. It's very like my husband's cheating. No, she doesn't homestead. My husband's cheating.

Yeah, no. I actually like, I don't like that as for Nancy Meyers. Like it's a good movie. I like the movie, but like I don't like it for Nancy Meyers. Yeah. She could do better, you know? No, but it's really good. The movie's amazing.

she could do better you know no but it's really good the movie's amazing so Robert De Niro has the same name as Robert Downey Jr. and that was confusing for him and I understand why it would be yeah do you think like he cares like do you think he got really excited that he was about to win a Golden Globe like or no I don't think at that point but it's worth noting that he's been nominated 10 times and only won once in 1981 so it's been 30 years wait i read something today and i read i saw it on a tiktok apparently like there's like big drama with bradley cooper and killian murphy killian is oppenheimer so So apparently like Bradley Cooper has been nominated for a Golden Globe like 30 times and has never won and this movie Maestro is like this big passion project of his he's been working on it for six years and like he's like wanting to make it like his big moment his big thing like he wants to win all the awards it's like this is really important to him and he did

that variety actors and actors um thing with Emma Stone and talked about like you know he really respected how you know long she worked on the role and he and he worked on his role and he like made a little slight towards Killian Murphy who I believe um did not spend like a lot of time prepping for Oppenheimer in the sense that he didn't have the role booked for six years before he actually got to work, you know? So apparently they, like, have this beef, according to this dumb TikTok that I read. And when the best actor in a drama category came, obviously they both were nominated and Killian won.

And, like, it was, like, even more layered that Killian won. But I feel like Killian doesn't even care, and, like, Bradley's fighting with himself. No, that's exactly what I'm feeling like. Like, okay, Bradley, Killian doesn't even care and like Bradley's fighting with himself. No that's exactly what I'm feeling like. Like okay Bradley Killian doesn't even know your name. Go off King. Like he's not talking about you. Killian's like you know lions don't lose sleep over

the whatever of sheep. Opinions of sheep. Right. And trash talk of sheep. And subtle jives. Wearing big prosthetic noses. Yeah. But I think the big one is the Oscar. So let's see what. Yeah. But I think the big one is the Oscar. So let's see what happens there. But like I don't know much

but I know that no one's talking about Bradley Cooper's movie Maestro. Like nobody cares. Not a soul and I have to wonder why. Yeah. What platform is it on?

Netflix? It's not in the theaters? I don't know but there was like no like big marketing thing. It was on Netflix. That's a good point because we were just looking it up. Like, the only thing I really heard about the movie was the nose drama,

which, like, wasn't overwhelmingly positive for him. So, like, I didn't feel like there was, like, a coordinated marketing campaign. I didn't see, like, buses or billboards. Like, no one's talking about it because, like, they gave us nothing to talk about. Yeah. It's on Netflix. Yeah. I'm good.

No, I'm definitely good. Yeah. No, if I was really wanting stuff to watch, I would want to watch it. But my plate is full. My cup runneth over. She can't even get two episodes of Redheads down a month. What do you guys expect? Right.

I haven't watched The Crown. I haven't watched Southern Charm. what do you guys expect? Right. I haven't watched The Crown. I haven't watched Southern Charm. I haven't watched Salt Lake City. I haven't watched Beverly Hills. Like, Maestro is all the way down there. I haven't watched Barbie. It's going to have to take a vaccine. Yeah.

I haven't watched Matilda the Musical. Like, that's insane. Oh, that's disgusting of you. Disgusting. Like, when I saw the trailer for it, I was so excited. And I don't even know if it's, I don't know anything about it. It didn't make waves here in the States. No,'t but it looks so freaking cute yeah so yeah I have my priorities in order that you do that you do are you ready for our fifth and final story yes about

our queen Amy Schumer unveiling a topless selfie with an extra 40 pounds she says Amy Schumer is feeling pretty at all sizes the comedian shared a topless photo with an extra 40 pounds, she says. Amy Schumer is feeling pretty at all sizes. The comedian shared a topless photo celebrating her body on January 7th, posting the partially nude mirror selfie on her Instagram story, showed Amy smiling while raising her hand in the air. She posed in front of the glass walls of her shower. She said, still got it. And then underneath, she wrote that 40 extra pounds.

I just want to say, like, she's funny. Like, this is a funny thing to do. And I know she's like poking fun at her weight, but I actually thought she looked like bomb in the photo, like really tight and right. Like I didn't even see cellulite. Tight and right. Yeah. Tight and right. And I'm sorry, like every time I like go to Amy Schumer's social media or like I watch something that she did, like I'm sorry, she's funny. I feel like people rail on her a lot. Amy Schumer on social media or like I watched something that she did like I'm sorry she's funny I feel like people rail on her a lot she's funny she is funny I feel like she suffered from like overexposure and she yes she got so big so fast because she was really so funny like you know

there's no bigger Amy Schumer fan on the planet than Dana and it is actually one of my career goals in addition to doing a second episode of the redheads a month to meet amy schumer like on a professional level as like a peer in a way and tell her that that little girl that she sees at all of her shows is my best friend and she's very normal yeah for sure um but you're right like her career trajectory was so unorthodox like she shot to a level of fame so fast that female comedians just like don't get it she was kind of like a matt rife in a sense um but once you know she got shown her work got shown to like a mass audience people were like wow she really is funny and she got even bigger matt rife's having like the opposite effect like he got this big netflix special like people aren't

into it um and then it was like bus club another club bus madison square garden selling out arenas movie movie movie and i think it got to be by the time she did that movie with Goldie Hawn, she should have stopped right before that. Yeah, yeah. Just because you do a lot of things. Like the quality isn't always there. But the studio wants you. And so I think it's been up and down.

But at her core, she's an extremely funny person. Like Trainwreck and I Feel Pretty are two of the funniest movies of our time, I feel. You know, I literally can't talk about the movie I Feel Pretty. Like it's literally my life. Yeah, it is. Like I had never, and I feel like I've said this on the shows now like three or four times. I have never walked into a movie and like seen my life on screen. Like it was crazy.

And I remember going with Margot and she like didn't get it. I'm like, oh my God, you suck. Like, cause she just doesn't have like these problems that I have. And she was like, no, it was like funny and cute. But like, she didn't walk out like emphatic like me. Yeah. That movie was fucking brilliant. It doesn't get us as much credit as Trainwreck.

Cause Trainwreck was so good. But I'm sorry. I feel pretty like, is amazing. It is amazing. And we should add it. That's a good for the content list. Yes. Even though.

It's a feel-good film. It's funny. The content list is dead in the water. Right, right. Because we didn't reference it once on our trip. Yeah. But that's a good family movie for, you know, mature adults. Yeah.

It's also just like, it's got a great message. It has a great message. No, and like when Amy hits her head and then like enters this dystopian, utopian universe, that's how I live my life. Like it's just, it's so good. Yeah. Anyways, also note about her selfie is that her bathroom is gorgeous.

Yes, yes. Amy lives on the Upper West Side, I believe. Yeah, Kim Kardashian went to her apartment on the app. Yes. Amy Schumer is also extremely rich. And I'm happy for her. And I assume that means she has nice things. Yeah.

Yeah, I like the style. It's very big and she has a toto. Ooh. Looks like a clawfoot tub in a towel drying rack. Ooh. She uses Cetaphil. I saw the Cetaphil. I saw the Cetaphil, which is so Amy Schumer.

Yeah. No, it was just very very cute so that is our show for thursday for today for today my favorite day which is thursday and tomorrow tomorrow being friday's episode is going to be the same as this you know a little audio only might be out later in the day because i'm going to be on like different mexican time zone i actually don't even know what time it's going to be so it's going to be weird um so stay tuned for that we love you all so much thank you so much for listening to the joseph millennium morning show where we deliver the fast side stories you need to know

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