The Toast - The Pete Davidson Audit: Thursday, October 1st, 2026

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Also, happy October 1st to all who celebrate. I can't believe it's October. That just snuck up on us. The spooky season is upon us.

And actually, as of yesterday, we have confirmed our Halloween costume this year. We have. Totally Jackie's idea. I couldn't have thought of anything better in the whole world. I'm so excited. I've been like kind of ideating on what I'm going to wear. Like I'm just, I'm very excited about it. I think it's going to be so great.

I don't want to give anything away. We're not. I'm just going to leave it right there. Toast we never disappoints. So like this year will be no different. Yeah. Spooky season is here. We actually read a very spooky book for the Redheads.

The episode comes out today at some point. So if you like that sort of vibe, you should read the book and listen along with us. We weirdly always do a spooky book in October. It's Rebecca's choice. That's nice feels seasonally appropriate. You do sometimes get festive with it. Yeah, we cuss a little.

Yeah, we read about ghosts or not. Oh. Was it a ghost? Giving verity. It is. It is. So that was fun. So I feel like thoroughly spookified.

Okay, good. I haven't gotten into the spooky season yet. For me, October 1st is obviously all about like birth and renewal and getting my $200 back. And then I feel that I can really lean into the spooky season after, like on October 2nd. You have to think about inflation and interest rates because if you gave them alone alone. What year was it? 2018 for $200, how much should they be paying you back today? What is $200 from 2018 worth today, given inflation and stuff?

But also, you have to think about interest. But let's say I'm a nice person who's not charging interest. Oh, wow. Just given, like, the natural fluctuation of the stocks. 262. That feels right. Actually, it feels like more. It should be more.

It's about a 31% increase. It feels like it should be more. Well, chat says $262. And again, yes, of course, if I wanted to charge interest. One thing about me, at the time, I was loaning it, like, in good faith. My mistake. But now ask Chat. And then also ask Chad, if you had had that $200, I can...

What about with interest? If it was a loan that I gave him. I feel like you're just not giving him enough information. He's going to respond, what about with interest? Honestly, like, they're giving me too much information, and I don't care anymore. Happy Thursday. We've got Partji's stories today. I'm so excited.

Don't you feel like I kind of started this Pete Davidson stuff? I came to it too late, so I can't say. But yes, I could see you having started it. So I came across this Pete Davidson video completely on my own on TikTok. And it pissed me off so deeply. I didn't even read the comments or anything. I actually then went to Instagram because I felt like I had more cultural cachet on Instagram. Like my comment would sort of populate higher and I left my hate comment on Instagram.

And then when I went to go check back, I saw like all my fellow influencers had like started commenting. And I feel like I started it. Is it a big thing? It is. Well, good. I'm excited to talk about it. Me too. So we have a viral clip to talk about

in our first story? No, actually. No, actually. We have a very exciting first story. I don't want to tease any. Oh my God. She's like getting like a silly little smile. Jagged and I played such a fun game on the way to work today.

We pulled up. Of course we drove separately. We pulled up next to one another. I actually thought for maybe we should drive together because it was raining so bad. And I was like maybe it'll be better. We're stronger with numbers. But then it died down a little bit.

Yeah. And we pulled up out of light together. And so we were playing one of my personally like favorite games. I could tell you were hating every minute because you hate games. But it's like one, we were in separate cars, windows closed. So I'm listening to a song. I won't say what it is yet. And I'm mouthing the lyrics.

And I'm like, Jackie, guess what I'm saying? It was the longest light ever. The lights here are insane. So I was giving a couple of like extra clues because I was also doing hand motion. So you guys, tell me if you know what song I'm singing. This is what Jackie saw when she looked to her left. Yes, I was listening to Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift. Let us know if you got that.

I heard her say, I could see her saying I remember. and then I was like starting to think and by the time you rolled out your window I figured it. Mm-hmm. That's a good song. Oh no, no, that's not good. That's not good.

Giving ASMR. For their misophonia. Stories like... Good. Bibwise. Couty. High frequency vibration. Cutsy little stories?

They're all over the map. We're giving Cosmo and Wanda today. I feel like we always are. Either gender reveal or... Cosmo or matching. Remember when everyone was saying Cosmo and Wanda, you ain't slick. That was a fun time. I feel like culturally we get into phrases that like we beat to death. Cosmo and Wanda was a good one. When we were giving, no, when we, everyone kept saying it's

giving share. Like, I hated that era. It's giving, you mean? It's giving share. Oh. That's what started the whole it's giving thing. Sean Mendez was like, it's giving share. And he started it's giving. I don't know if he started it's giving like in its totality because people were saying it before, but it's giving share then led to kind of the mainstreamization of its giving. Okay. You know how how I feel about it's giving. I don't mind it as a turn of phrase. Oh, I don't love it. It's just like sort of a like a low intellectual way of saying something, you know? My feeling. And by the way, I say it all the time. My feeling is that it's not like it replaced something better. It's sort of like created a new category. And created a way of saying something that we didn't have a way of saying it before.

I just don't like it. I feel like it just doesn't sound smart. You know what I don't like? And I'm scared if I say it, it's going to become a part of my vocabulary. Let's hear it. When people start everything with I fear. Okay, actually, you know who started that? Like, okay, when I say started, like, they didn't put these words together. Jake Shane. Really?

Have you heard that viral audio where it's like, how long is the Boston Marathon? Uh-huh. And then his friend is like, I fear all the marathons are the same length, I fear or whatever. And like, it went so viral. And I feel like that's really, at least for me, when I started hearing, I fear. And I agree. A sprinkle every now and then, like, adds nice comedic, you know, twang. Every time you answer a question, I fear yes, I fear, no.

Yeah. Don't live in fear. Yeah. Don't live in fear. How do you feel about don't you find? I love don't. Okay, okay. Of course I do.

That's not internet jargon. That's toast jargon. Yeah. And there's never a piece of toast jargon I could dislike. Yeah. And that's an elevated way of saying, you know. Even when I dislike something. It's an elevated way of saying, you know.

That's what I'm saying, it's giving is like a low valuating way of saying something. What? It resembles. It feels similar to. It's like is what it is. Yeah, also low intellectual. Right. So I feel that when I say, don't you find, I sound like extremely British and intellectual.

Did you find? Yeah. That's better than, you know. I know. And you know is a bad stim. I feel like I'm very aware of my like ums and totalities and likes. And you know is a bad one. Don't you find it.

It sort of just like speaks to a lack of confidence in what you say. I was just going to say complete insecurity. You need someone to be agreeing with you and you can't just stand on your own two feet. And that insecurity is still there when you say, don't you find. But people are so impressed with how British you are that you don't sound stupid at all. It's just not until we dig deeper to the psychological meaning. Yeah. Every time I say something and I end it with, you know, it's giving like, you have no confidence in yourself and you're like not smart or dumb.

You don't even know what you just said. You're not smart or dumb. You're not smart or dumb. You're not smart. And you're not dumb, you know? I'm just sort of itching to talk about Pete Davidson. So there's anything else you want to chitchat about? Like, let's get it out of the way.

No, we had like a cutesy mage yesterday. Did you win at your table? Of course I did. Okay, me too. You didn't need to ask that. Well, I guess I would know if you didn't. Well, Ben can know. Ben always says, like, when I play mage and I come home, like, at night,

he can feel instantly when I walk in the door if I've won or lost. Even though I do feel, I've kind of chilled out about mage. I'm not so crazy. I used to get like so competitive. And now it's like whatever. Yeah, I think it's like post aversion. You've sort of neutralized. I don't think you're like so into it in your pregnancy that like you couldn't

mage all that. You don't want to. You don't have like that same like drive for it. There was like a true addiction before I got pregnant. I shared this on the patrons. So I haven't shared on the podcast yet. But during my first trimester, I have this weird thing where I have like aversions not to food, but to like random things and institutions in my first pregnancy.

Like I had to cross the street when I was near the kosher grocery store. Like the place just like the idea of it made me nauseous. this summer I had a major aversion to mahjong. That's why Jackie and Ben were playing solo mahjong, Siamese mahjong the entire summer. I couldn't even look at the table. Like the numbers, like the idea. Oh, like seriously.

And obviously the aversions got away, but I'm just not like obsessed with it in my pregnancy. No, you were obsessed. Like when you were down here... I was counting cards and I was forcing people to play with me. When you were down here in the winter, we were playing every day because like you require us to play every day.

No, and like my levels of desperation. Like I literally would have picked up like a homeless person on the street and brought them into my house to come play with me. We need a fourth. And now, like, I don't know, it just doesn't hit the same. Yeah. It's not as exciting to me. It's kind of lost.

But I'm still obsessed. Yeah. I literally play every day. But in a more chill sort of normal way. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's better. It's better.

It was getting to a point. I was really addicted to, like, I was thinking about it all the time. Yeah. Like, I think that's how people are with, like, gambling. Relaxed a little bit and, like, falling into a more natural pattern. Yeah, just like natural, cool, chill, my young girls. Maybe, like, once or twice a week. Yeah, very normal.

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Our first story is the most amazing story that happened yesterday. A miracle in the sky. And we need to talk about it. The attempted hijacking of the fly-duy fight from- Okay, now it's getting geopolitical. Well, it's such a crazy story. It's such an amazing story. And I fear that not everyone knows what happened. And we could have. Now, of course, people think because, like, Jesus, are involved that it's like a conspiracy theory and it's like this staged thing. Okay, it's so not. And yesterday's show and yesterday might have been a completely different day if things had

happened differently and like we need to celebrate this absolute miracle. Like, and everyone's like making jokes because it's like just because nothing ended up happening. Thank God. Because the worst outcome didn't happen. But yesterday on a flight from Dubai to Israel, there were two pilots in the cockpit and one of them was a terrorist. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. As they were like, approaching Israel, but I think they were over Saudi airspace at the time. He stabbed his co-pilot multiple times. Thankfully, the co-pilot, as he was like going down, he opened the cabin door and the flight was like full of Israelis who are trained. There's a draft in Israel. So like a lot of most Israelis walking around were like, you know, in the Air Force or medic or combatant.

And so the terrorist got control of the airplane, plunged the airplane down. I think it was like 18,000 feet in like 30,000. Less than two minutes. And in that time, it was actually an Israeli plumber who, like, got into the cockpit, put the terrorist in a chokehold, like, threw him back to the crowd of passengers who were waiting to, like, restrain him. And the plumber actually leveled the plane. And there happened to be, like, another flight crew on the plane.

Like, another pilot on the plane. Because they were going to fly the plane next and they landed the plane safely in Saudi Arabia. The regular pilot, who was stabbed, is okay. He was not okay. He's not dead. Yeah. But he's such a hero. He saved every.

There were 180 people on the plane. There were 27 children. The plane was doing a nose dive into the ground. And not only were they able to stop the attack by a miracle, like a serious miracle, but also by all accounts, the plane should have like, like disintegrated by going down that fast from the G-Force. Oh. Like it's a miracle that it didn't. Uh-huh.

And that it stayed intact. I think it lost some of its tail or something. But like the whole situation is so incredible. The emergency landed in Saudi Arabia where like everyone. was tended to medical and and then they went and they arrived safely in Israel. And now they're all like heroes at home. It's a group full of people

that should have been dead. No and by the way not only dead. Who knows where they were taking that plane? Right. Went to the Burj Khalifa. Right. And who knows what they would have hit on the ground? Of course. And even it right if it was bailed. And then also this the whole situation involves so many different countries. It's Saudi air sprays. It's an emirati flight from Dubai. It was an Omani pilot. It's a plane full of

Israelis like and the region is already on fire both literally yeah and then you have all of these countries like working together would have broke out how many lives were saved by this group of people is a miracle it's true everybody knows that this happened yesterday but you absolutely have to right and if it if it happened differently like we all would have heard about it right because it was like potentially so catastrophic oh but you know of course the new york times is saying that there was an altercation that caused the flight to be diverted diverted and I actually have been been diverted one time. I can tell you it was nothing like this. It was actually really traumatic in a different way. We had to land in Pittsburgh where Jackie and I stayed at a hotel and ended up getting

a hair in our spaghetti. But we digress. This is not about us. No. And nothing. It's just an amazing story. It is. You really make a movie about it. And it's not, you know, people are already reporting on it in such a false way. You know, well, but people, like, because it is so unbelievable, at any time there's like a Jewish person involved in anything, like everybody puts their tinfoil hats on, this is impossible. They staged it to be victims. There's a lot of theories on the internet about it,

which is just upsetting because it's such an amazing story. Not even that, but just like the media downplaying it. There was an altercation and the flight diverted and everyone's okay. Like that's... Imagine calling United 93. I think this had an incident. Yeah. Not even...

Yeah. What happened? Yeah. Yeah. It's an amazing story. It's an amazing story. So happy. Like, thank you God. Truly. An act of God. Yeah. And to the heroes on the plane and the pilot.

The pilot, the plumber. The one pilot. Not the other, obviously. Obviously. And the airline was literally like someone like was speaking from the airline. They were like, we hired a terrorist. That's insane. Yeah.

I feel like when you're hiring pilots, like of course you should be careful when you hire anyone. Yeah. A pilot, I just feel like there should be some systems in place, you know. Yeah, it's a lot of power. It is a lot of power. A lot of responsibility. Yes, it is. It is raining so loud here.

You hear it? Yes, I hear it. That's crazy. It's crazy. I hope it comes through on the microphones because it is very ambion. I'm feeling extremely relaxed. Yeah, like, it's white noise. It's what they play in a spa like when you lay down.

Yeah. Or when you go to sleep. But the nan it plays. Yeah, totally. Yeah. So I hope you enjoy the staff. I hope you don't have to pee because if you do, it's just sort of going to. If you do, go pee.

Me? Anyone listening. Yeah, you could take your AirPods to the bathroom. Yeah, you could take a break from work. I love when people actually listen to us in such unique places. Like I know I've always getting tagged in people like during labor. I definitely have listened to the toast while, you know, pinch in a loaf. Ew.

You know. You have to pee? I always have to pee. Well, do you want to go pee? No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, don't get a UTI. If you have to pee, just go. So true.

UTI is going to be so dangerous. And like destabilizing. Oh, speaking of, I was. like to clear up a rumor from yesterday's episode because we post we had this hilarious conversation about Instagram and we posted a real of it a lot of people think it was like a very organic Instacart integration now Instagram like an advertisement. Instagram should definitely like be running us our check and be like white listing that video and posting it all over social media but that was not an advertisement. I don't think we've

ever been sponsored by Instagram. I'm their number one customer but I just want to clear the air like no FTC violations here that was just completely organic. Yeah for sure but I guess that's good that people thought it was an ad? No, it's better if it isn't ad and people don't realize. Yeah. It's the best kind of that. I think the best kind of situation is like one where we get. Not us doing free.

It's one where we get a check. Yeah. And we didn't get one. So I think it's actually not good of us doing free advertisements. And you guys like thought we were taking more of the ad block. Yeah. And we weren't. Like we were just like conversing about our favorite brands, which won't happen again.

Our next story, speaking of influencers influencing. Like this is my time. Davidson is making waves. He gave an interview with variety. He talked about a lot of things. He's making a lot of waves. There's a lot of quotes about his exes, Kim, Mariana. He talked about influencers, and I'm going to play the video because it's not like so long.

No, and it needs to be heard for you guys to understand my personal frustration. Like, I think what I really want you to focus on here when you're listening to the video is his tone. Obviously, it's what he's saying, but the sort of like anger and like aggravation and like aggressive nature of his tone. So just take it to the primary source and you guys can judge for yourselves. And it makes me sad, you know, and girls are just talking to themselves. Okay, come get ready. with me and I'm like, who the fuck are you? What do you do?

Nothing. What the fuck is this? They make 40 million a year? What? And then I'm like, the world's broken. There's girls by age that go on TikTok and they'll like mutter like a thing and then do this like dance. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

This is insane. There's no one else see how fucking insane and lame this is. And these girls are like super famous. Like, everyone's like, oh my God, I can't believe. And I'm like, what? I don't know. This is the first time I felt really old. But I do think about it, like, once a week.

I'm like, should I just start an only fan and show soft cock, like really tight underwear and just soft cock and retire? Or just keep, you know, keep trying. I don't know. If it all goes to fail, I could just soft cock it. We all could. We could soft cock it. It's bad.

So understandably, this video is, like, sort of taken the internet by storm. When I saw it, I was so, like, put off by it for so many reasons. Like, you know, I think that the conversations around influencers, like, are so outsized, because it is this, like, sort of thing where, yeah, like, a girl does make $40 million. And men do it, too, not nearly at the same level. Like, it's this female dominated industry where women make a lot of money. And it's always being criticized. And I always feel like it's being unfairly criticized because it is so female dominated. But I was like, okay, maybe I would hear, and let's say the person saying,

in this interview was a coal miner. And they said exactly what Pete Davidson said. I would still feel like it was rude, but I felt like they had a little bit of a leg to stand on when it comes to like work ethic and hard work. This is a person who like literally doesn't work. And when he does, he like smokes pot and there's a camera and he's like talking to Kevin Hart. Like that's not exactly hard work either. I would say it's probably the same amount of effort that it takes to film and get ready with me. And honestly, if you've ever filmed to get ready with me, they're really fucking hard. Like you're sweating and the angles and it's just like a lot. So it just felt like if we're, a kind of going to have this conversation. First of all, Pete Davidson is so not the messenger for this topic.

And two, the undertone in which he's delivering this. That he hates women. Yeah, it's like so aggressive. Pete Davidson hates women. It is so mean. And like, yes, influencing can be done by either gender. So like for him to just say girls, it's very intentional. He sounds so like full of hate. And then a lot of people are like, it's a joke. You don't get it. Like where was the joke? I guess the end like was technically his joke about like soft cocking it, which is not funny, but that was the least defensive part of the video. Oh, I thought that was like there's two parts of the video. Once he starts talking about only fans and it's like, you know there's a difference between influencers and only fans and people who are doing get ready with means are probably not on only fans. And only fans models

are probably not doing get ready means like two completely different things. So to bring it to that and like to keep talking about like his own junk and that he can go make money. Like first of all, you can't go do it. Well, that's the other thing. This is a very highly paid person who relatively like does nothing. Like I I know he has a show coming out this year like a TV show and I know he was on a TV show like a couple of years ago, but I think he does live shows. So he performs 60 minutes of comedy a couple, maybe times a week, I would say a couple times a month. That does not equate hard work. And we know from the mother of your child, you're not exactly like killing it as a father either. So it's like, you're not busy. What are you doing? You're not working hard. So why are you coming

for everyone else? It's so randomly aggressive, especially when this is a person who has literally built his career off the backs of successful women. Like, you're known as Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend. You're known as Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend. Like, you're known as the guy who dates all the actresses who are, like, hotter and, like, more successful than you. So why are you going to bite the hand that feeds you? It was just such a bad take from the wrong source. Now, if we want to have the conversation about, like, our influencers, but you know who are also, like, paid a lot and, you know, maybe you could argue that they don't work that hard. Like, athletes get a lot of money. Like, we could have these conversations, but we're only having it about

influencers, question mark. Yeah. And if you want to commentate on influencers, there's things that you could say, you know, your culture is broken. Sure. The messenger is wrong. And the way that he said it was so stupid. Get ready with me. What's wrong with Get Ready with me? No, the whole thing.

And it really pointed to a lack of understanding of how it works. But then he's also talking shit about all the people who consume this stuff. Yes. Like you're dumb for thinking. Yeah. Like what's wrong with everybody that we watch this and these are influential people? But like, okay, so go to another planet then because this is the one that we live on. No, no.

I hate him now. I said yesterday I have a list of like men that I hate. You've hated him for like a very long. time. I don't really pick stories about him. And when I do, it's like, I don't want to talk about him. I hate him now, too. Yeah, he's on my list. His face, the way he spoke. Those teeth. The lack of humor, I would say. It wasn't funny. That's the other thing. Even the second half, which was meant to be the humorous part about, like, Only fans, yeah. No, you already showed us yourself in your underwear for Reformation. Nobody really

came up. Well, what's funny is that you think you're above soft cock. Like, sometimes I, I wish I could just retire off of showing my penis. And it's like, well, you've only gotten to the place that you are, like, because of your big dick energy, that whole thing. Like, but we saw him in his undies. reformation. But I'm saying it's not like your, like his biggest contribution to culture and why he is as famous as he is is because of like his looks and like, obviously, yes, his comedy, but he's not selling the venues that he's selling because he's the most talented comedians because he has this like cultural cachet, which comes from being like a sex symbol and dating

successful women. Like seriously, this is such a bad take and it lacks literally an ounce of self-awareness. It's such a bad call. And also you're just like like coming for girls. You keep saying girls too, not women. And it's so spooky. And you admit that you feel old. You admit that you're older than these people.

So you're coming for like young girls who are trying to make a living. The use of the word girls. And you know, Emily Madikowski had like spoken about their time together as like really negatively and like borderline abusive when it came to like their intimate times together. And you know what? Like I feel like he's gotten such a like a free pass but also like a glowing review from like people just love him. And he's like when he really hasn't like done or contributed anything to. the world outside of his relationships, like for real. So I just, now I'm taking like a look at Pete Davidson holistically because, you know,

he put himself out there. And I'm not like him what I'm seeing. I'm really not. Yeah. Yeah, he does get a pass for a couple reasons. Because he's like tall and he dated those girls and like it was fun for a moment. And another thing. Of course, of course, you know, the 9-11 of it all.

His mental health issues and his drugs. Yes. And when he speaks about those things. He also like they drive a car into a house and we all. sort of forgot about that. He's to be wonders. Yeah. I forgot about it.

I did forget it. That's what I'm saying. Now we're doing a Pete Davidson audit and the results are overwhelmingly negative. Of course he has some redeeming qualities like you said. But I don't know. I'm not like what I'm seeing. Yeah. Agreed.

This is not good. No, it was so aggressive. So patronizing and disrespectful. Yeah. Like I hate him now. And has Paige Paul spoken yet? Well, I literally tagged her. I said, girl, get him.

Yeah. Because that's our queen. And she like verbalized. so perfectly. When I talk about the influencer, I can't really like explain why it bothers me so much. And I feel like when she came for that sign in Nantucket, she really verbalized it in a way that was like really poignant and to the point. However, the person to respond to this is Alex Earl. Because he's talking about Alex Earl. Alex Earl does get ready with me and makes $40 million. There actually aren't a lot of GRWM girls who are at that level. And I want to say, when you meet

an influencer girl who's at that level, let me tell you there's not a person on earth who works harder. Of course, different versions of like coal mining, physically laborious. But let me tell you, she's not like sitting at home recording one video day and cashing in for it. When you get to that level, Alex Cooper, like, that bitch doesn't stop. Like, I'm sorry, it actually is a different version of hard work, but it's, it's work. Alex Earle is working harder than Pete Davidson. 1,000 percent. And also, like the Nantucket thing felt targeted at page.

So it was page you needed to respond. And I just want to say, I think in this situation, Alex Earle should be responding. Alex Earl comes to the front. Girl, we need you. Yeah. I think Paige, like, we know where she stands. When I think about, like, the Get Ready with Me Girls who make, like, $40 million. And I'm talking about, like, influencers, like, even like, Kiara Farogany, right?

Like, I would say she's up there with, like, influencers who rake in eight figures. But she's not like a, I don't think that's who. Well, it's like, she's like an older version of it. But, like, when you think about the girls who operate at that level, like, from the internet. Mm-hmm. Let me tell you, like, it's insane what goes on in their day to taste. Yeah. I hate this.

Yeah. H. Lowe entirely. Are you ready for our next story, which is some really sweet news? Finally. Dancing with the Stars showmands. Have you seen this? What? Dancing with the Stars Pro has confirmed her romance with the co-star, but it's Asterisk, okay?

Okay, Adele Zichmann. Okay. Has confirmed that she is dating her competitor from Dancing with the Stars The Next Pro, Alan Gankin. Oh, okay. So definitely asterisk. Beyond the asterisk. Even starting with Adele, like she's new.

So even if she was dating like, Sasha, I would be like, okay. No, no, if she were entertaining a pro, that would be bigger. Huge. But people watch Dancing with the Stars the Next Pro. It was a very divisive show. This guy will be in the orbit of dancing with Stars. Is he in the truth?

I don't know what he's in, but he's on set with her. He's very cute. Let me see, they hard launched. They hard launched. And then everyone commented like Conner Leavitt. Oh my God. So glad I can finally say it out loud. Oh, my God.

Which is classic. By the way, extremely. looking couple. What's his name? Alan Gankin. G-E-N-K-I-N. So cute. Connerley-Ovett. Hardest Secret I ever kept. You know, he's classic. And when people say that these days, like they almost have to be saying it ironically because it's such like a pick-me thing to say. Yeah, he said, oh, Emma Slater wrote hard launch. Oh my God, I've had no one to talk to about this until now. That's cute. No, that's like a very undercurrent, like underhanded way of saying like, So glad that could finally share with the world.

Connor, so I don't need to keep this a secret anymore. Ha, ha, ha. Oh my God, it's giving I new first. I hate when people do that. Peter Murgatroyd, who we spoke about yesterday. Well, this is hot. Agreed. They're a very good looking couple.

They are. It's exciting. It's also good for her career. Like, I think that in order to be like a true pro, you have to like have lots of drama, romance, heartbreak with your fellow pros and contestants. It's sort of just the life cycle of being a dancing with a stars pro. Yeah. And I think you're like attracted. to your fellow dancer.

You spend so much time together. They probably fell in love on the show and they've been dating for a long time and I think that it's really cute. I think it's really cute too. We were also saying yesterday I said off the show that if I were on dancing on the stars, I want my partner to be maximum.

Yeah. Not even just because of namesake. No, I think that go. Like have the best time. Nobody else wants him. Enjoy. He's all yours. I think we would win.

I want to win. Yeah. I have thought about it more also. Like I'm pretty set on Jan Roth. Nick. Really? Yeah, one, he is, I have started to follow pretty much all the pros. He is so funny. He has this list called the DTM list. It's called Dead to Me and it's like when somebody does something like they're dead to him. Basically like me, we both have lists. And people can't get off the list. Like it's kind of like a big deal to be on the list. And obviously the Taylor connection. I don't know if he's

going to go on tour, but like I would love to like stay in contact with him after my season in case I need tickets or something. And I think we would really get along. And he's just like funny. Oh, cute. Yeah, I'm pretty set. But are you in it to win it? I don't know, he's crushing it with Tatiana. He is. And like, I have to give him grace for last season. We were pretty hard at him.

It was his first season. Yeah. And he's coming off the Taylor tour. He probably thinks he's like a hot shot. And also like this season, the two first year pros were out the first week. Exactly. Honestly, the fact that he made it so far is impressive. Yeah.

And I think he will make it really far with Tatiana. He's my king. Yeah. What? And also I love his name. Like, I can't call him Jan Ravnik. Like, I just love saying it. I mean, if Joey Grafni,

I would date. I would match with him in a second. I guess Maxim. Yes, you keep saying it like that. It's all about like the vocal stem. Alan Bernstein just like doesn't hit, you know? Yeah. It's true. Sasha Farber. Last night I was like craving like some good dances. So I went on YouTube to like watch some of the best dance. But you Google like did it as Starz compilation. No, I didn't want to watch a compilation. Oh, okay. To choose my. And I didn't have a positive experience. Everyone said I had to watch Jordan Fisher's like three way salsa. Of course. You watched a three-way with Gordon Fisher? I literally watched a menager twas. Oh, wait, Corbyn Blue was in the dance? You know how they do that partner night? Dedication night.

I just, I think I might have to- He dedicated to Corbin Blue? I might have to skip that night this year. I'm uncomfortable. You know what? When I think about the impact that Corbyn Blue had on my childhood, like, yeah, I also might dedicate my dance to him. You might also have a three-some-with-old.

Well, you know what? I was thinking the other night. Like, if I was on Dancing with the Stars, which I never want to be. Who would I dedicate to? Because, like, obviously, I have three sisters. Like, I can't choose one. And to be honest, like, I don't think Ben would do a good job. And, like, it would give me, like, the ick.

It would have to be you, right? It would be me because also, like, the story that you would tell about, like, and we would promote the toast. Yeah, of course. Like, we would just talk about the toast. Right. And, like, dancing with the stars and, like, how we're so sympathico. So, like, I think everyone would understand why it's me.

And that would be my dream. Yeah, no, I think that we would crush it. Except for the fact that I have an aversion to three-way night. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's very corny and, like, awkward. Yeah. And so even this salsa with Lindsay Corbyn and Jordan, like, which people commented yesterday like you have to watch this. It was uncomfortable.

She's like going back. You just plan a trip for when dedication night is. Like you exact take like a vacation. Just no, I'm not recapping the next day. Like it's uncompy. I am. It's uncomfy. Oh, I don't know if you saw like people dying for next week dancing with the Starzby's story number one.

Okay. I love it. Me too. I feel that it'll help with the flow. I love it. Sometimes when we have like something, that's how I felt about Pete Davidson today. You're like. It's like when you have to poop.

Just get it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm at that stage of pregnancy where I had so many boogers. Like, I just want to say, if you saw me driving to work today, and my finger, like, shoved up my nose. I was the only one who saw you driving to work today. And did you see me picking my nose? I did not.

Oh, my God. Like, the boogers that come when you're pregnant aren't. I hope so. They're insane. And it's like, I've lost really the ability to not do it in public, you know, because I'm so uncomfortable. And if you see me going like this, you know? Oh.

Just know, I'm in hell. I remember that from the first pregnancy. Like, kind of my biggest, my leading symptom was the boogers. and it's texture wise, it's just like a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. So if you see me cruising around these streets because like the car feels like a safe space to pick your nose, but it's not.

It's full of windows. It's literally like a fish bowl. Like it's not at all. But you think like you have some sort of anonymity in the car. Like you don't. Yeah. But like you got to do what you got to do. Yeah.

I also was looking at old like the past winners because I was like very curious. Oh yeah. The winners are never like obvious. But I also feel like. like it's more competitive these days. I don't know why. Except that all the dances were shied. The whole franchise has really like just been leveled up and up and up. So yeah, when you watch like when Kim was on, which was like season 10, like it's just different.

Like Emmett Smith won, which is crazy. Who's that? He's a former Dallas cowboy from the 90s. So he's like an older athlete, like a who's the guy? Baron Davis. Yeah. And he won. Yeah.

And then oh, I watch him on Shumpurts dance with King Al. Do you have you seen that one? Yes. Yeah, where they're wearing like red. Like tracksuits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that was also like that's when it's really exciting. Like somebody random, you think like a big, lanky athlete who like isn't so coordinated dance-wise, that's when it's really fun. Like even Guillermo, like someone unexpected. No, but he just like got to be amazing. Yeah. And I think it also speaks to her. Her, I mean, that what kind of dances that?

She's so special that Danielle. She is. She is. So I wonder what Maxim would cook up for me. A beating. That's what he would cook up for you. A spanking. I actually do. I've seen like one clip of him yelling at some. I'm, next time you're on YouTube,

do Maxim toxic compilation. But like all these grows, like ours too soft. Well, so it used to be like a very, you know, like, culture has changed. Yes, an idiot sandwich. Like culture has changed where it's like, you used to be like, now they're all like best friends.

When they talk about their connection, like I've been seeing, you know, all these tributes to Taylor Hanson from Brit. And it's like, what did you guys even talk about? Like you're both, it's not romantic. You're both happily married. So it's like, but when they talk about this love that they have for one another,

I guess like you really should have to experience it because it's like the trenches. But no, it used to be like training camp, like boot camp, your worst nightmare. Not really. No, not you, I'm saying. Everyone else. Contestants were. Not me.

If I'm in it, I'm in it to win it. Chilling. I feel like not everyone's in it to win it. You've seen Kelly Pickler's freestyle with Derrick Huff? Have you seen Lisa Vanderpump's fake faint with Gleb? I have because the more I watch Dancing with the Stars, the more I understand her. Of course. When you went on the mass singer, you understand.

A thousand percent. Sometimes you just like have to get out of it. a situation. She lived down the street. Yeah, right. But she's like an older woman. Like, the, I fully understand why Lisa Vanderpump fake-fainted and like took herself out of the competition. You have to see this dance between Kelly Pickler and Derrick. Okay. It's as if it's one of his like professional. It looks like he's dancing with Julianne. She's amazing. Okay. What's that Kelly Pickler song? Like the one. You know what I'm talking about? It's like her most famous. I don't, uh, I'll Google it. She like started her her music career and

like quickly ended it and then became just sort of like, a host. But she'd high heel. No next. Best days of your life. The best days of your life. So good. Very good.

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asteroid colony of new Beverly Hills, where wealthy socialites juggle bioengineered beauty regimens, ruthless rivalries, and interplanetary scandals. But when a young starry-eyed outsider, played by Oriana, unexpectedly upends their glamorous world, it exposes just how far they've drifted out of touch in a society evolving beyond superficiality, in the sharply satirical yet surprisingly heartfelt reinvention of reality TV.

All of this sounds crazy except for Seth McFarland. being a part of it. No, it sounds like really legit. Like she's a lead role on a Seth MacFarlane created show on what is it, Peacock? Is that we said? She's kind of a peacock, yeah.

She's sort of a darling. That's like crazy. Yeah. And she doesn't have a lot of acting experience beyond she's on Broadway, which a lot of people get plugged from Broadway. Hold the phone. She starred in Lifetime movie

Buying Back My Daughter. And she has appeared in... The Teresa Judey's story. And she has appeared in series including NBC's St. Dennis Medical ABC's Will Trent, and the Roger Corman produced attack of the 50-foot cheerleader. There are so many TV shows. I was watching.

Maybe you've been to the stars and I was seeing a commercial and I was like, TV's number one show is back. The tracker. I've never heard how is that TV's number one show? It was insane. There are so many TV shows. Sorry, I digress. It's probably TV's number one show. With women who lost the remote.

8 o'clock p.m. on the East Coast in rural. There was definitely a bunch of little. text at the bottom. You know, it's not just number one, period. It just made me chuckle. Justin Hartley, I guess I didn't know, he was on the number one show on television. Did you know that? The tracker. That makes sense. Yeah. Justin Harley. Classic. So good for Ariana. I feel like her, like, gravy train, like, sort of never ends. Yeah. I think because she actually, like, is talented. I think that, you know, she sort of invented the, the prototype of like, Sierra Miller, the, what did you say? Breakup arc. Breakup arc. Yes, exactly. Of, like, being the wrong, the school. The, the, the,

wronged woman and the fans rally behind you and they get you brand deals and like it just sort of never stopped with Ariana. But like riding that into the sunset like it's not just a moment in time. Yeah. But but but I think it's both you know she got so much hype when it all happened. And then she has been like successfully working every avenue and yeah she did dancing with star. She won, right? Did she she do Dancing with the Stars? Didn't she do Dancing with the Stars? I feel like that sounds right. I think that was the pipeline. She didn't. win but she was on yeah and that like took her to Broadway similar to like Whitney Laavette yeah right

right no and it's I feel like it's inspiring for someone like Whitney or Sierra to like watch that it's not just like this blimp it's on the flash in the pan and it doesn't have to be I mean it can be and I you need the chops like she does sing she does act because the cream rises it's true and like you would have just never known if you I feel like a lot of people like who are fans of Ariana Maddox like know her from love island like very genzy like if you watched van or prombril's like you wouldn't die if you knew like 10 years ago, you told me, like, Ariana's going to be starring in a Seth MacFarlane show. If you watch Vanderpump Rules,

and all of them were like struggling actor, like waitressing as a means to become an actor. Right, in L.A. And if you looked at the cast and said, one of these people is going to be on Broadway, going to be in a television show, going to be Emmy-nominated. I wouldn't have even, you could have given me 15 guests.

I wouldn't even said Ariana, because for so many years she wasn't even a castmate. She was just, she was She was in a background. She was She was Sheena's friend, and then she was Tom's girlfriend. And, like, she wasn't really on the show. And even when she was on the show, she really never meaningfully contributed to it until scandibandibald.

Oh, Scandibald, excuse me. And so it's actually even more impressive that she's as far as she is, given the fact that she's not like Stasi, you know, like she wasn't a star of Banderpumpurals really at all. Yeah. She was sort of just like one of the last ones standing by the end. Yeah. Yeah. Very impressive.

And she obviously like is being managed well too. Like she's a good relationship with Peacock. Like they want to invest more in her. Yes. Here's her team if you wanted to know. No, I'm okay. if you're looking to get into a Seth McFarland show. Oh, I just really like podcasting.

Like right now, I like sitting behind a desk. I feel like when you're on camera, like people can really see like what you look like. And I am just pleased with like my angles and my Instagram stories for now. Yeah. But eventually you would want to be on a Seth MacFarland show. Like when I'm done like having my children and I get my full body makeover and like lobotomy and somebody says like, we want you to star in.

I'd be like, sure, I'll try it. You know? At that point, I will try anything. in the plays now. We're like, I'm actually not willing to try anything even remotely new. Yeah. I agree with that. I really like Seth MacFarlane. I love Seth McFarland. Ted is his favorite movie. Like, he could do no wrong because of Ted. It's true. And I don't even think he's done much since Ted that like I would like or watch. But I don't care because we will always have Ted and Ted too. is the greatest movie of all time. And you know they came out of the Peacock original show. Like, why didn't we watch it? A Ted show. I don't know. I don't need like because I'm satisfied. Yeah. Ted does everything for me. It's true.

and then some with Ted too, which was also really good. I'm still quoting Ted. Oh my God. I am Ted. Like I never left the restaurant like with Ted, for real. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and vinyl story, which is going to make you mad? Oh, it was kind of a theme today.

Really? Pete Davidson. Oh, okay. Okay. This is another trope that like makes you mad. Who got a GY? No, a woman having to give a man money. Oh, I feel sick.

Cia sells half of her music catalog for nearly $200 million, but she may have to pay her ex-husband. So Sia is getting a huge paycheck after selling off half of her music. The singer has reportedly sold half of her stake in her music catalog to an investment company called Pop House for $180 million, according to TMZ. However, her ex-husband is likely also getting a chunk of that money thanks to their divorce. So per documents obtained by TMZ, Sia will get $165 million for the songs that she wrote before getting married to Dan, including cheap thrills, chandelier, and more. He has agreed reportedly to waive any rights to that money, the songs that she wrote before they got married, if she gives him $1 million.

Oh, just a million? Just a million for all the songs that she wrote before they even got married, which he literally has no claim to because it's before they got married. Oh, yeah. So it's like, yeah, I'll give, if you a minute, but why would I give you anything? Yeah, okay, fine. That's funny. Then the songs that she wrote while they are married, there's an extra $15 million for

those songs that she wrote after that they got married. That money will be put aside and held in escrow, which could eventually be fought over between the exes if they can't come to an agreement on it. Here's the thing, though, it's like, obviously he's insane, but it's like, loki a good deal. Like, kind of just pay him. Yeah. Like, your music is worth so much more than $16 million. So just like give him like $7.5.

But it's, it's not, that's even close to half. That's not even close to 50% of what she's worth. No, but it's like. Maybe she's not liquid, though. A lot of rich people are not. Well, now she is. She's got a hundred. Oh, right.

I think that's probably why she sold it. So girl, like, just give him the $15 million. And then also she has to pay him $42,500 a month for child support. No shame. Like literally no shame. I'm sorry. any man, extenuating circumstances not included. Any men who takes

child support or like what's the other one? When you're not out of kids. Adel money. You should be embarrassed. Like, you really should. And they were married for two years. Celebrities need to stop getting married because it means nothing to them. And they should just have like weddings and stuff with no legal. Of course. Not legally binding.

Yeah. Like don't sign the thing. Just vibes. Yeah. Like we're married. Yeah. I hope like Taylor and Travis should have done something like that. No, but Taylor's could never get herself into a pickle like this. Right, right. But like, see, yeah. Some things are unavoidable given, like, where you get married and what the law is.

Yeah. But I feel confident that Taylor has systems in place. Like, he's not getting a dollar. Not a dollar, not a dime. Yeah. Yeah. Kylie and Timothy should do that. Yeah.

And I think that a lot of celebrities get to a place where, like, they don't even consider getting married or even engaged. They're just, like, with the person. But, like, you could get married. married, have a wedding, tell each other husband and wife, and just, like, don't do the paperwork. 100%.

That works for me. You don't even have to tell me about it. And I'm surprised that it hasn't become more of a trend within Hollywood. Like, there's so many, like, you know, cautionary tales of this happening to so many celebrities, both male and female. And I wonder why they all continue to get married.

Like, are you guys stupid? But I also feel like it can. They probably just all think that they're different. No, but I think it actually can be done relatively successful. Like, we don't hear anything. J-Lo. Kim and Kanye. True.

And J-Lo and Ben Affleck. They both had enormous estates, and they got to divorce so quickly. Like painlessly. Yeah, they definitely were like, what's mine is mine? What's yours is yours? I think they had like a marital home that they sold and split. And so, yeah. It's nice when they're on the same level.

See ya and this rando are not. Yeah, exactly. So like when one is like poor and like trying to steal from you, it obviously starts an issue. And then it makes the argument, you know, the child is accustomed to this way of life. I need $42,000 a month. Sorry, I also just want to say because I know people are going to like, come from me. Unless the dad has like sole custody, sure, you can collect child's apart. But like, you don't.

You don't. If they're splitting custody. Then they split the expenses. But I guess what if one of them is like super wealthy? Like then you have to go to dad's house and like dad's poor. Right. Right. That's what I was just saying. And the child is accustomed to it. I take it back. It's not 100% but like coming for like someone's work.

And like what's $42,000 a month per year? 40 times 12 carried the six. I'm going to say 250. No. That's really dumb. I'm going to say $700,000. $500,000. $5 a million.

Plus $6. 16 lump sum. Plus $1 million plus potentially half of the 15. Yeah. Be careful who you marry. Yeah. I feel like it never hurts to have a pre-up because like

you could always cancel it. She definitely did. She got married in 2020. Well, yeah, a lot of times celebrities have pre-naps. It's not like she got married in the 90s. A lot of celebrities have pre-ups that don't hold up in court. That's why it was such a big deal when Kelly Brianz did. I always thought Kelly Brianne was on a podcast.

She spanks. Saying what? She spanks. Her kids? I saw someone sent me a quote that she said something that's... Well, she's brave for going there. Like, that's insane. No, asking her if she's dating or like going to date.

And she was like, no. One, because she feels that it would really rattle her kids. Like, that's just not what she's willing to do. And two, she feels so happy in her life. She feels like she's finally at a place where she has peace. She says, I get into bed. I'm not like exhausted from my life. And you have to give up a lot of time and space to a person.

She's like, I don't want to right now. So Queen Kelly, single, until she meets the right fella. I think this is from 2018. Where she said she spanks her kids? Yeah. That's insane. Okay, literally it's giving Corey Gamble. Oh my God,

I'm sorry for bringing that up if you've been like trying to run from that. It's giving Corey Gamble. Yeah, that was a topic of conversation in 2018. At one point. In 2018. Listen, I think a lot of people talk about it in the privacy of their homes. Like you would never catch me getting involved in that topic.

But Kelly Brienne, Kelly Brienne's going to Kelly Brianne. Do you want to cut that out? She probably has been trying to bury that. She said, what she said was like, I find nothing wrong with spanking, like, my parents being me. I'm like, I turn out great. Oh my God, she's so crazy.

I'm really sorry for saying it. I'm repeating it again. Three times now. And what exactly did she say? No, kidding. No, no, don't pick up your eye bad. I was kidding. No, that's not the podcast I saw her on.

I think it might have been lots of culture he says. And she was just like, she seemed so, like, at peace. Like, obviously what happened with her ex-husband is so tragic. But I think there was also, like, a lot of trauma there. So she's probably just, like, at a really good place. Yeah. And Kelly at the sphere when? Then we'll go to Vegas.

I hope Kelly doesn't go to the sphere because I actually don't think that I can handle it. Your motion sickness. Your propensity for motion sickness. Yeah. So like please no one I ever love go to the sphere. Okay. But someone that my sister loves go to the sphere so that we can babysit. So that we have cause to go to Vegas.

Okay. Mimi Webb, stay away from the sphere. Rascal flats stay away from the sphere. Oh my God. Rascal flats of the sphere. Like life is a highway and there's probably like all these roads. But like you could do like Chris Stapleton at the sphere. Yeah.

You also have to like be doing drugs, I feel. Really? I feel like the sphere for certain. It is drugs. You know, the Grateful Dead has like a residency there. But I guess you do the Grateful Dead. Drugs. No, no, no.

I think the sphere is drugs. Like it gives you the feeling of being on drugs because it's like psychedelic and. I'm like pretty sure like everyone in the sphere is on drugs. Oh my God. No, it's a family friendly environment. Okay. Maybe not like the Wizard of Oz screenings. It's a friendly podcast.

People listen to the car with their kids. I'm pretty sure everybody who goes to like the musical events there. the Eagles, like, yeah. Well, Eagles might just be drugs. I think Ben has been to the sphere. Yeah, he went to see the Eagles. They were on a bachelor party, and there was like a show at the sphere,

and they went. That's two times this week. He brought up the Eagles on the show. What was the first time? I said it yesterday about something. The band or the football team? The band. You know, I happen to really like that one song

that I thought was a Riba song, but my bad. I don't even know it. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my load. I got seven women on my mind. And I thought it's a Riba song because when Riba was on the view,

nope, the voice, you know, like they have all the coaches perform together. So it was John Legend, Nile Horan, add this to the list of things I always bring up. I always bring up this performance, Riba and Gwen Stefani.

And they came up, like, singing a country song, and Riba started, they're all looking at Riba. So I just assumed they were, like, singing one of her songs and like how cute we're all singing singing Riba song.

My whole life, but after that I thought that it was a... And then I think I went to like an Eagles game and they were like singing. I'm like, why don't listen to Riba? My mistake. It was confusing. Yeah.

that's an amazing performance. Well, thank you so much for bringing that to light. I've also been seeing a lot of, because you know, I'm like the voice curious. I haven't watched yet. But with like the new judges, Queen Latifah and Riley Green, I've been like really interested in seeing it. Everything I'm seeing looks amazing. Although I do feel like Kelly is like having to fight for contestants.

Like with Queen Latifah, they kind of like cover the same. Very maternal, very boisterous singing voice. So I think they're like fighting for people. And Adam Levine and Riley Green are not. It's like insane that the voice keeps out and being employed. He's like so random. It's insane that Riley Green is a judge. I know.

He's barely. Especially when you think of Blake Shelton, who was like the king of country and the one who did. He's not the king of country. He's like. He's so new. Like maybe like a small dupe. He's like Gen Z. Like a small province.

Like it should be Luke, oh, well Luke Bryan's on American Idol. Like one of those. There's a million. Yeah. Should be Morgan Wallin because he came from the voice. He did. I don't think he would be a good coach. No, I don't.

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