The Toast - The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Ryan Locti was on season one of Traders. Thank you. Star Asterick, it's Wednesday.

So sorry about that. Not me accurately predicting who would make a good Traders cast. And lo and behold, the casting team thought so as well. Yeah, I'm glad we all agreed. You are aware it's Wednesday. You're kidding. Yeah, good news for you. Love that for me.

You're kidding. Yeah, Wednesday. Yesterday dear toasters. Oh, yesterday dear toasters. Duh. Okay, so sorry, everyone. Happy Wednesday. Already issuing a correction.

Yeah, as Ben would say, it's probably the injections getting to me. I have to tell you something. So yesterday, yeah, you guys are probably wondering why it looks so different. I finally, after two years, got Botoxin lip filler. Now my upper lip is very swollen.

You're talking a little different too. My upper lip, like, it hurts. Like, it's very swollen. So just, just bear with me. And Ben is when, I forgot because I haven't gotten like any sort of Botox and so long. Ben is so dramatic. He keeps calling it the injections. Okay. So this morning I was like, oh my God, I am so tired. Ruby has a runny nose. So like it was not the best night's sleep. Like I'm just tired. I'm allowed

to be fucking tired. I'm like, I am so tired. And Ben is like, you think it's the injections? Like I'm like, no. Like the injections come down. Like he's being so dramatic yesterday. And he was like, and like what's in these injections? I'm like, I don't fucking know. Who cares? Like, leave me alone. He's being so dramatic. Botox because it's toxic. I actually got disport. They were like, do you have a preference? And I was like, honestly. Disport or dat port? I'm like the cheaper port, please. Like it was an expensive afternoon. Yeah, I don't care. So if I'm looking different, it's the disport. Yeah. Do you want to tell us what you did? Sure. I did disport in my forehead. That's like Botox. But I was having to explain to the doctor. I'm like, yeah, like I'm kind of

like a comedian, like a personality. It's a new doctor I've never been to. And so I'm on camera a lot. And so I still like to emote, you know, I don't want to be totally frozen. So she understood. And then I was telling her about like my upper lip saga, which she also understood. She gave me what I believe is a kiss. Excuse me?

Well, she didn't kiss me, sorry. Excuse me? She kept saying to the nurse like a kiss. So I think that's just like when your upper lip, like needs to be a little, mm-mm. Because she didn't put anything in my lower lip. My lower lip is like fine and normal. Oh, interesting.

My upper lip like curls up when I smile. So she did a little Botox under my nose. Oh my God, it was so fucking painful. And I also got a full body check while I was there. Wow. What? No, nothing. What?

No, nothing. Cardboard Koji goes for injections, what? Cardboard did go for injections because you already commented about the price of Dispoor versus Botox. Okay, I don't know what the difference is and I'm sure like I got the more, I'm sure I got the more expensive one because I was just like, yeah, whatever you recommend. We're just throwing money at the problem. Yeah, so cardboard Koji, I spent $3,000.

So would cardboard Koji, sorry, 2000, would cardboard Koji ever do it? No. Just 2K on a random afternoon. But I was watching our show. the best show on our, like seriously the greatest show. And it's interesting, like our eyebrows, up until today, both of our eyebrows, like, move so much. Like, we're so emotive. You know, the face I pulled an unremarkable student. Like, I don't know that I could have made that face if I had Botox. So, like, enjoy this moment for what it is. The show is very expressive, as

am I. But yeah, our fireheads were moving more than they probably ever moved. Our fireheads. More than they ever moved in the show. I know. I was thinking that, like, I remember when I was doing stand-up, I was doing less Botox because, like, it really was so important that I move. And Now, like, I seriously don't care. You guys, the show's amazing, regardless of whether my eyebrows move, and they don't. And a lot of you listen as a podcast. Oh, true. So this is irrelevant.

Yeah, so I'm just, like, filled with stuff. With toxins and injections. And I'm jealous. Whatever. Like, she could have seriously put anything in there, and I would have taken it. The good, even the crunchy mom's like, they still do Botox. Of course. And I also, like, not to bring down the mood.

That's, like, beyond the pale. Not to bring down the mood. but while I was there, like they said, you know, we have also, because it was a cosmetic dermatologist. They were like, also you should get a full body check. And like, sure, even though there's something so humiliating about a full body check, I'm like my full body, like the whole thing, like even under my shirt. And so yeah, I did a whole body check and yeah, not me having something irregular on my back. It's been biopsy. So stay tuned.

That's good that you did that, though. It's good that I did that. Like I wasn't expecting like full body checks are just sort of supposed to go off without a hitch. And she did my back very last. So it was just sort of like scrolling there on my phone. And she was like, you know, I see something irregular on your back. I'm going to biopsy it. So I had to get numb.

It hurts so fucking bad. She scraped it off. So yeah, tune in next week to find out if it's melanoma. Okay. And I just feel like if I make light of it, it won't be melanoma. If I keep calling it. I also feel like, you know, lab's got a lab. I know, she was giving Sully.

Like, I think she just wanted to scrape my back. Yeah. For sure. That's what she's trained to do. Yeah. Even though I was like, can I see? And she like, zoomed in on her like little stethoscope and took a picture for me. I was a regular. It was not regular, for sure.

But there's a million things that a regular could be a lot of them, like, good. Yeah. So hopefully, but I just feel like if I keep saying it's melanoma, like, it won't be, you know? Yeah. This is your time to get your skin check, guys. Yeah, and it's nice that, like, you didn't even have to, like, seek it out. Like, it just sort of, like, fell into your lap. I was never going to go.

You were never going to go. Yeah. So that's really good. Yeah. So stay tuned, you know, for the results. Well, I'm really excited about your new lips. You know, and I love, I love work done. Yeah.

And work was done. And then also we laid out future plans, like, for, you know, my next 10, 15 years. That was fun too. You had a 10 to 15 year plan. Yeah. Could that office accommodate all of your plans? Okay. It's not that many.

And yeah. Like, what sort of plans? Well, I was just, I don't want to say it because then, like, people will start pointing it out, you know, like something that bothers me by my face. I totally agree. Because people, like, even if they never noticed it, it'll be like in my comments. And you guys feel like her blank is getting blank, you know? I completely.

So I'll tell you after. Leave your insecurities dormant. Like when Chris Appleton. want us to say what we hate about ourselves. Nothing. And I'm certainly not going to tell the internet. I can understand why that's a good exercise and self-care. But it's also a man.

No, but also, like, it's not just the three of us in the room. 1,000%. I'll tell you off camera. 1,000%. Sit down. How much time do you have? 1,000%. Yeah.

It's not really an activity for the public square. No, it's not for public consumption. Like, it's just not. Sorry. So if you want to know, you guys guess. No, I'm kidding. Don't. No, I won't.

And that's very exciting. I'm a couple months behind you, but enjoy these looks while you have them. Enjoy these eyebrows. Lots of motion. Not even. You look so great. Well, you know, I've been using my pads, my viral pads. She did mention the pads the doctor.

She said, have you tried these viral pads that I saw my favorite Instagram or Instagram? And I said, actually, that's my sister. Yeah. What about the sister? Yeah, right. I said that's literally my sister. The pads are padding, so it is. I can tell.

You won't even need to go to the doctor. No, but like imagine once I go to the doctor. the doctor plus I'm using the pads 12 years old thousand percent 12 year old I aim to be 12 alert alert alert minor on the loose unaccompanied minor you're gonna look so young and when you get on a plane they're gonna say rich a chaperone let ma'am there's a chaperone ma'am mrs a chaperone miss little miss little girl little girl um we did not watch tummy lies last night because we were playing mahjong so sorry about that um recap we'll be coming tomorrow yeah and also kim is on Chloe in wonderland today Apparently she's talking about all the things, including what we literally asked her for, the

Megan Markle photos. And I didn't read about it. I'm going to watch the episode today. We'll talk about it tomorrow. I need to hear it from her lips, full of context, full of facial expressions, as much as they can emote, even though she tried Botox ones and didn't like it. Even though, okay, I'm actually so glad you brought that up because on my way, I was thinking about how on Chloe in Wonderland, one of the questions on part one was like, what's a plastic

surgery or cosmetic thing that you can't live without? And Kim said probably Botox. And like remember when she got Botox on TV and said she was allergic to it. And so we were supposed to be believing this whole time that like she wasn't getting Botox because she like has her eyes as or whatever. Yeah. Like okay. There was an era where the Kardashians were so like annoying about that. Like remember when Kim got her but X-rayed?

Like girl. Right. Like can we just say it? I don't know. It's like the one thing that you that she won't. Right. Like now they've embraced like Kim got her face. Kim Chris got her facelift.

Kylie shared her breasts. Like come on. Yeah. Chloe's too. Like, Chloe's is kind of crazier than Kim's. Yeah. All the girl. Well, no, not Courtney, not Kendall.

Oh, did you see Kendall's commercial? Yeah, it's a story. Okay, we'll talk about it because I thought it was so great. Yeah, I did as well. Might have to get out the Toasty Lions list. I know. And I never thought we'd be getting at the Toasty Lions list for Kendall Jenner. No.

Or so soon, like I just felt like the bar was too high. I guess with Super Bowl coming up, you know, the marketers are marketing. Right. It's almost that time, you guys. Be careful. like you for what what you get targeted with. They're vying for placement on Toasty Lions. But we do have to add to Toasty Lions, Bruno for Better Wild.

He did ads for dental health treats. Okay. Which is just hysterical. I feel like where you're right. Now, like people release their Super Bowl commercials. Like was the Fabletics? Yeah. Because she's, well, I think it was a pre-super Bowl commercial because she's on her way to

the Super Bowl in this commercial. Oh, right. And then I think there'll be a commercial in the Super Bowl. Because I hate, like, why can you? Can't the Super Bowl commercials just air during the Super Bowl and have it be special? Like, no, people have to release it three days. And we're all they have to make commercials leading up to the commercials. It's like, people are doing too much.

Yeah, but like you spend so much on this commercial. I understand wanting to like beef it up. But it better be good is all I'll say. And this is good. So this is enjoyable. But like when it's Dunkin, like dunkinning. Agreed. With more Duncan.

Well, if you want to know who the Duncans are rooting. Yeah, the Duncans are rooting for it. They've already made that clear. Yeah. Because there are zero Dunkin Donuts in Seattle. Washington, which is crazy, but there's like $3,000 in Boston. But didn't Starbucks start in Seattle? So they might have a monopoly on the state. Oh, this is kind of like the Seattle Starbucks. Starbucks first Duncan. I think I'm rooting for Starbucks. I locate Starbucks every single morning. I don't

go to Starbucks. I like their supermarket products. You guys know I like the medium and sweet a big jug. That's huge for me. I don't know if coffee mate was a team. I would be rooting for them too. But I think I might be rooting for the Seattle Starbucks. I might be rooting for the Seattle Egg White, fights. I know. Just someone to think about. Something to think about. Well, we still have to solidify our game day plans. We do have to solidify our game day plans. Who wants to have a messy kitchen? Because wherever we go, Ben's going to cook. I know. So it's like you or Olivia. I'm scared. Unless we go out. But like that's not fun. No. No. I want to have like a relaxing, like, an real true American Super Bowl. Yeah. I need to like line up my Zepound shot so I'm like free to

eat what I want. Yeah. I wait myself this morning. What are you down? 12 pounds. And like, I look exactly the same. What's fucking sadder than that? And your energy is like lighter. For sure. You know, when you start like shedding the weight and you're like feeling good, you're like, you're like you have a different aura. Like aura.

Yeah. I had taken a couple like a week off from weighing myself because I got my period and there's just no use on going on that emotional roller coaster. Oh my period's over. Did I, do I not tell you guys that my period? It's kind of like a period t-shirt. We manufactured it. So it should make it only.

We should do a line of like eternity merch, the period collection. Yeah. Write that down. We have a lot of big ideas. What else? Well, we have maternity for eternity. Of course. Oh, you mean a lot of merch ideas.

And our men's collection paternity. Yeah, I love that. Oh, yeah, we have a lot of merch ideas. Now that we're eternity merch, like, the possibilities are endless. Yeah. We need Redheads merch now that the Redheads have a new joie de vivre. It feels like kind of, maybe it's only because it's the new year, but it feels like a lot of like renewed rebirth energy. Yeah.

amongst our brands, our branding. Yeah, it does. I feel like how has your January, has your January-January as we close out the month soon? Did I say that I had a resolution? I feel like you did. I think it was my Zepound, right? Like I had already started two weeks early. That's not like a resolution.

But I feel like you said. Eating healthy? That's not like a- Well, you didn't come on here to say you're going to eat healthy. No, I said I was starting my health journey. That's not, no, no. But I do feel like you had a resolution. It's not good that we can't remember it.

Because I'm obviously not keeping up on it. If it was my subscriptions, I'm kind of crushing that. Cancelling my peacock when I get home. I feel like it didn't. But do you feel like you have successfully Januaryed? No. I feel like you have. Really?

I haven't been home. So like I haven't been on top of my shit. But you've been on top of your work like toast. I've been crushing it at work. Yeah. You're on your Zepbound weight loss journey. You have a new face. It's actually true.

Like you've accomplished a lot from January 1st to January 28th. You've done a lot. Yeah, I guess. Thanks for hyping me up. So of you. Thank you. But I'm not really a position to January so hard.

I know. But I'm meeting my... She'll be January in April. So come back. Like April 1st. Yeah. Actually, April 7th. If we're going to be like...

Yeah. Get the month all the way. Well, we'll see. We'll say. We'll say. We'll see. Let's get into the stories. There's a lot to discuss.

I feel like we keep waiting. We also got $100,000 haircuts. Like in January. I got $50,000. I only got half a haircut But you got like the front Which is the important half Yeah but I'm a 50,000

I'm walking around with this hair 50,000 This hair? Hun athau It's something though I was almost sincere Hunted thou we're gonna have a good time That hands up to this guy We're going to get toasty tonight I feel like we are going to get toasty tonight

You have plans tonight? I actually do have plans tonight So do I But I also think I'll be getting toasty Yeah Do you feel? Yeah I got plans tonight Do you got plans to me?

I'm going to Oh, tonight. No. You got plans tonight. I'm a couple hundred miles from Japan and I. Yeah, I plan tonight. Do you want to share them? No, she's private.

Yeah, we just got big plans. Big, big plans. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I got some big, big plans. But a little house out of my hand. We could go on forever with this game. Oh, yeah. That would be a fun game.

Patreon. where we play the game where you like say a word and then you have to go back and forth. It's literally pitch perfect. The riff. We are the riff off podcast. The riff off live. No, we just have to do it. The riff off?

The fast five. Oh, that too. We're just sort of like circling the drain now. No, I had like one more thought on our riff offs. Do you ever have a day where like your brain and your mouth aren't connected? Well, you have a different mouth. So that would make sense. Oh, they're in like.

the issue as Ben would say it's the injections. Your brain is not connected to your new mouth. I'm just feeling like kind of like crazy, you know? Are you going to be? Like my eyes, my brain and my mouth like are three different organs. Well, you're holding it together really well. Oh, really? And I'm not giving like.

Crazy person? Yeah. No. Oh, okay, good. Here we go. Without further. Do-da-do. This crazy ass podcast.

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In the ad for Fanatic Sports Book, the supermodel who has previously dated several NBA players, jokes at any basketball player who dates her, hits, quote, a rough patch, and that she's been betting on it all these years, and that's how she makes all of her money. What did you think she made it from? Modeling.

Stereical. Like, the whole commercial, the concept, like, 10 out of 10. The execution, 10 out of 10, she looked gorgeous. Whatever filter they had, like, it was so, like, south of France. It was so gorgeousina, Vigina,

the styling. I loved everything about it, and you just know who's rolling over in her grave is that Ben Simmons and sister. Remember when Ben Simmons and sister was, like, coming for Kendall, like, that she, like, wanted to eat a cookie or something? Like, it was so weird.

I mean. Bake them cookies, like, from slice and bake. And she, like, cut them weird. Wow. Okay. Well, who's laughing now, Ben Simmons' sister? Wow, you really are disgusting. Wow.

You really are disgusting. This was so good. And, you know what? Shout out. I didn't even know fanatics had a sport book, you know? I thought they made merch. And they, like, throw parties. I don't really know what they do, but now I know they're also a sports book.

Well, Fanatics is merch. Yeah. I found myself there now as a boy mama. Oh. They have nice Cowboys merch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they have fanatic sports book. So you can bet on the Super Bowl.

That's the message. Honestly, like, the message got through. That's also part of a Toasty Lion is like, did I successfully understand the mission? Right. And, like, what your brand does. Yeah. The funniest part of the commercial was at the end.

Like, she's, you know, cursed and her siblings are cursed. And everyone that they date, like, stings at their game, whatever. She bets on it and makes money. And then she's like, oh, the Kardashian curse. And she's like, that's not even my last name. Oh, my God. I didn't even see that part of the commercial. It's the last line of the commercial.

she's sitting on the plane. That's hilarious. It was expertly written. AI could never. I need to give Kendall a lot of credit for agreeing to this concept. Not only like to make fun of herself and her exes, but I felt like there were things in there that I would have assumed that she would not ever speak on.

No, like make fun of herself for it. Like I feel like she takes a lot of pride in her driving, like, the ditch cars and the fact that she made a joke like she can't drive. And then she drove backwards. It's really funny and self-deprecating. And I do, sometimes she comes off as like a little bit humorless and like all of this sort of dispelled that. know it's a this is such she should have done it i'm sure she got paid i want to talk about how much

she got paid i'm sure she got paid a lot this is something she should have done for free because everyone's talking about it's so positive for her i think yes she does often come off as like humorless and also takes herself really seriously with like her horses and her hobbies and it's just like okay you're a nerd um so this was great for her image and a huge payday i would love to know how much she got paid she did post the commercial on her instagram right that's how i saw Oh, I don't know. Chris also posted it. Yeah, so like the social deliverables, she probably gets at least a million dollars for just like an Instagram. And then like her day rate, her name and likeness, I want to say this is like a five, six million dollar payday for her. And I think

it also just went a long way, not only financially, but just boosting morale for Kendall. Because she does sort of fall flat a lot on the show, her personality. Yeah. Also, I think this is part of a larger commercial package just because of the story that they're telling. Like she's on her way to the Super Bowl to go mess with some players and bed on the Super Bowl. She's obviously going to be in San Francisco, like with the game, with fanatics. Yes. In the fanatic suite or wearing a fanatic shirt. Yes, it's a larger partnership.

And I think there will be another commercial that airs during the game. That's a really good call. About her time, who she's betting on for the game because, you know, maybe the joke is she's dating someone on one of the teams, so they will lose. I can't remember because I feel like we've sort of gotten to a place with Super Bowl, like Super Bowl fatigue. The commercials, it's like, how many celebrities can we put and like, it's not funny anymore. It's very hard to stand out unless you're going to make me cry. Remember that like

Farmer's dog one that like made us cry? It's hard to stand out just because everybody's like literally uses all their budget for their Super Bowl commercial and it's just not funny anymore and it's hard to stand out. And so I can't remember a time in recent history where I've loved a commercial so much. And so shout out to fanatics for like bringing joy back. Yeah. I feel like the last two, three years we've come on and we just like roast everyone because it's like no. And it's like just how many celebrities can we get? Like and unless it's like the perfect synergetic. partnership between celebrity, you know, like this could only be done by this celebrity. Otherwise, it's like, why did you pay all this money, throw a celebrity at the thing?

Like, people don't even like some of these people. Yeah, it's so unmemorable. Yeah. They're not like actually influential in terms of like buying power. No, but it is really interesting to see like who from the internet, who from reality TV gets plucked for a Super Bowl. Because it's sort of like a, what's what I'm looking for. Help me. Not like a right of passage.

No, that's what I was going to say, but it's not a right of passage. it's like a marker to like take you from the next level if you get picked from like the slums of the internet and reality TV into this like prestigious and it happens every now and then and I am really curious to see like who from TikTok is going to make it this year like well Alex Earl well she was in Poppy and she's in Carl's Jr.

Was that a Super Bowl commercial? I don't know. I don't think so. We might be in a Super Bowl commercial. Spoiler alert. But I just feel like drumming up like. Oh, rumor about ourselves yeah. Yeah, people are like, do you hear they're in a Super Bowl commercial? I mean I wasn't going to watch a Super Bowl but I

your two fabulous podcasters might be starring in a commercial. Yeah, that way people, like, why don't we just put it out there? No one's watching. So true. Did you do you do a Super Bowl commercial? We are going to be in a Super Bowl commercial. It's not really a big deal. We got us to be in a lot, but we chose one because it was really near and dear does.

And like a long time partner of ours. And we wanted to support them. Being on TV is like not a big deal for us, you know? It's like an everyday occurrence. Quite literally. So, yeah, stay tuned. This is making me excited. And like Kim went, I think, with fanatics to the Super Bowl in Vegas.

So I think just the girls are going to be girl in. And especially because like Taylor's not there. I feel like they can really like let their... By the way, that is so true. It's going to be a Kardashian Super Bowl. Yeah. Because, you know, the last two years off. Yeah.

They went but like hung their heads in shame. Yeah. Because it was Taylor's event. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's huge. And who are the teams again? The Seahawks and the Patriots.

And like any celebrity ties? Like, no, there's no Spouses. Patriots, Stefan Diggs is expecting a baby with Cardi B. Yes, okay. So I don't know how late in her pregnancy she has, maybe she won't be there.

Yeah, that's the only one. Aside from, you know, like the homegrown, like, Anne Michael May. And Michael May. And I'm sure there's an Anne Michael May of the Seahawks. Yeah. But that's kind of it. It's not celebrity heavy, which actually is okay.

We can focus on the game. Let the footballers, you know, football. Yeah. And the celebs will be there. So I'm, this is kind of giving like kind of vintage Super Bowl, just like boys playing football, not like Taylor, Travis,

like Haley Steinfeld, not like celebrity, not Hollywood. It's just like, it's very, it's giving like rugged, you know? Like they're just raw dog in it. Like we're coming to San Francisco to play football. Yeah. Not like,

I'm sure there'll be like a lot of parties and stuff. Maybe that's why the NFL scripted it that way. Back to basics. Ina Garten back to basics. And also I feel like when we were growing up like 10 years ago, it was Patriots Seahawks like every Super Bowl. Like Patriots. were always in the Super Bowl with Tom Brady,

and there was a couple of Seahawks. You're right. That feels familiar to me. It's giving throwback. I'm telling you, the theme is like vintage, back to basics. Like, I think maybe they scripted a little too close to the sun,

and they're pulling it back. And they got some of their writers. No, the scripting so hard was good. Like they roped us all in, like how invested we are. And now they want us to like them for them. Yeah. So we'll see how it goes.

No, actually I'm excited. What are we going to eat? When is it? Not this Sunday, the following Sunday. Okay, that's like, I have so much to do. I have like, ruby needs to get better is no nose is running. Like, I have a million things to do. But we do need to like menu plan.

Yeah, because I actually. Maybe everyone, maybe we should just do a chili, make it easy. I have something controversial to say. I love chili, of course. And it is like 50 degrees here. So we could make one today if you wanted. Oh, I think we should make one today. Maybe tomorrow.

I'm planning on coming over to your house tomorrow. Ruby needs a chili. Yeah, totally. I have someone to say about chili. And then I'll say something to. Oh, can you go first? Yeah. I love chili.

Of course. It's so obvious. But something has changed for me in that I won't have sour cream in my chili anymore just because I'm not like mixing meat and milk as much. And I don't know what that one just feels wrong to me. And maybe it's like I like sour cream. Not chili. No, I like chili, but like it really needs the sour cream.

I'm sort of struggling. It's not as exciting to me without sour cream. So I echo those sentiments completely because I would say I'm on a health journey. And usually when I'm like raw dog and I'm going nuts with chili, like it's basically just like a thing for me to put. chips in and rice. And when you pull that back, all that's left with is your chili. And of course, like, chili is good. But maybe I don't need to be having it as frequently if I'm not like having chips and rice and like a lot of like like fun carbby snacks like Fritos, you know? I will say this

conversation is making me really want a chili. I feel like we've just been sleeping on chili the last few times. But we have to test this theory, of course. So we have to make a chili. But yeah, when I have my chili, I'm just like, oh, darn, I wish I was having sour cream and and cheese. Yeah. But did you see, we didn't even talk about this. I don't know that in Israel. developed dairy-free milk, like real milk in a lab. Like it's from a cow? Like it's actually, no, not from a cow. So it's not dairy.

It's beyond dairy. It is, but it's like, like it tastes like milk. It's like you can have all dairy products, but they're dairy-free. And it's not like a fake, like lactose-free. Like they've literally created milk, no dairy. I mean, the Yeshiva community wouldn't recover from such a substantial scientific. People are saying like the kosher games are over. kosher food game like it's changed it sounds like we need to get a hakshire and open up a kosher restaurant

and we can serve like meat and fairy fairy that's the name of our restaurant i love it it was literally made by a fairy because first they just developed it so now a brand needs to make it into sour cream and butter and everything but it's going to change the space and so maybe non-dairy girlies not even the kosher girl is right oh yeah of course but so like this maybe year-long period is going to be hard for me where i can't have sour cream on my chili but i do think that there is light at the end of the tunnel Yeah, where I'm going to be getting. I'm glad we're both going through like just a sort of revelatory. A chili evolution.

A chavolution. In the way that we consume chili. We have to be mindful consumers. But I do really want a chili now. I think I'm just hungry. I think I would eat anything if you put it in front of me right now, you know? Chili or otherwise. But I also think like chili is good for breastfeeding because it's like warm and nourishing.

Did you wonder why they call it chili? I think because it's spiced with chili. Oh. Seasonings from the chili. Duh. I was thinking like, because it's, chili outside. Well, that's just a double entendre, yeah. But it's like the chili

pepper. Yeah, for sure. Like chilies. Oh, man, do you remember rate my professor.com? Yeah. And then like all the professors, if they were hot, they had a chili next to them. Do you remember that? I forget the chili. So like when you would like get a new professor. It was like, it was only for college, right? When you would like sign up for your classes and then you found out who your professors were, you would like look them up and remember professor and it was like, are they dicks? Are they, you know, easy? It was like Yelp for professors. Yeah.

That was, is that still a website? Right? Probably. It was such a good website. I wonder if that person, like, who created it. Oh my God, it does. I wonder if they still have the chili. I feel like they wouldn't have that in this day and age. It's, like, not appropriate.

It's not appropriate. Okay, let's look up my school. NYU. And let me, like, think of a professor who was good looking. Like, do you think I can name one of my professors? Like, not one. Just look at a professor. I actually don't remember my professors, but not the name like Adam.

I remember my professors, but not that. their names. Okay. Adam Pinkus. He has a 4.1 based on seven ratings. No. No, chilly. Yeah.

Okay. Well, he sounds like an amazing professor of this guy. I just want to say, he's so chill, according to this person, and he actually cares. Oh, please. Yeah. Brown noser. Spare me. Are you ready for our next story?

I think you're going to find wildly interesting if you haven't heard this yet. What? But Daily Mail is reporting that Nicola Peltz gets a million dollars. a month allowance from her father, Nelson Peltz, as Brooklyn's billionaire in-laws take him under their wing. So Daily Mail has put out this article talking a little bit about the money drama between the Peltzes and the Beckham's that might explain how people with like infinite money are actually beefing a little bit.

So Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a $1 million month allowance from her billionaire father. The staggering allowance is in stark contrast to the financial support Brooklyn is thought to receive from his parents, David and Victoria. So her dad is worth $1.6 billion. Apparently the Beckams are worth around $680 billion. A source says, from what I hear, I think the Beckams give Brooklyn a lot of money, but not insane money, and they have this dream to some degree that he will stand on his own two feet and become independent.

Maybe Nelson Peltz would deny this, but I hear that he said to them that I give my daughter a million dollar a month allowance. The one thing the Beckams didn't think their children would be done. doing would be the one signing the pre-nuchable. They thought it would be the other way around. So I think the pre-up disagreements amongst the families is that, like, they put one for Brooklyn to sign. Then maybe in that, then the Beckham's came back and we're like, okay, the name thing.

And I think he did sign their pre-up. They live in an $11 million house in Hollywood. Who does? You say they. Brooklyn and Nicola. And you think they did sign? I think they did sign. I think her dad paid for their house.

And I think Victoria and David are like, you know, they, we saw in their documentary. came from like working class families and like they didn't just like give over millions for their house. No, I think what they, um, ideally were trying to do with like all of his failed career paths was like use their platform, their privilege to like get him in a position where he couldn't, you know, be a provider for his family. And yes, you know, on the next, on the shoulders of his parents as a chef or whatever he was trying to do. And none of that panned out. So I don't know how Brooklyn Beckham pays bills if not from his wife or his mom. Yeah.

But I think that they, I know there was, like, they tried to also make him into a soccer player for many years. He was like, by the time he was 18, it was just clear that like he didn't have it. But the other ones play. One of the little ones played. Yeah, but like this was their firstborn. I think they thought he was going to be like a little David. And it was probably like, this is your dream dad, not mine.

And he didn't have the skill. So that sort of flopped. Then the photography and then the, um, chefing. And I think the goal was like, yeah, they funded a lot of these absurd projects. But in the hopes that it would lead to a. career and he wouldn't be, you know, a Nepo baby, literally spending his parents credit cards every month. That's not a sustainable. It is more sustainable for a girl. Sorry, their rules are rules. But like Brooklyn, you're a husband now a provider, like get a job. Yeah. So that gives me the

I think a little bit. Yeah. Because we were talking last week, I don't think on the show, but like, how does he go to the grocery store? And Brooklyn, I mean, David and Victoria are definitely not giving him any. If they were giving him money before an allowance, there's no way they're giving him money now after he did what he did. that would be like just incredibly foolish. So he's kind of got to play by Nicola's rules. She has the power now. She's had the power for a while, but yeah,

being completely financially cut off from the Beckham's is definitely a point in the Peltz's columns. Yeah, and apparently reports last year claim that David and Victoria, fear their son is trapped by the couple's pre-nup as well as his living in situation in L.A. because they live in this $11 million home, but it has been reported that she is the primary owner of the home.

Obviously. Yeah. Her dad bought it. And I guess like David and Victoria did not want that for him. Well, I understand Nelson Peltz here. Like my wife married this like... No, but so I think David and Victoria wouldn't have had them move into a home like that, like that they couldn't afford by them.

Right. Okay. I'm not like, you know, Nicola, she's as a custom to a certain way of life. And so if her husband can't give it to her and her husband's parents can give it to her, her dad will give it to her. I don't fault Nicola here. And I don't fault, it's nice to have generous parents. Like, that's lovely.

I just, and I know this is like setting, you know, women back a lot. I just think it's different for a daughter and a son. I think it's okay if you have come from very wealthy parents to, like, sort of coddle your daughter. And yeah, sorry, I do. She never have to work. That's fine. A son who's never working, like, you know what I mean? I agree.

I just think it's different. So I could see them having different philosophies on financially supporting their kids because I just think it's different. And I don't think that the Beckham's, like, if the peltses were doing this, I would call them cheap. But I think the Beckham's doing it is like you're trying to raise a man, a father, a provider. these people come from different circumstances, but some of these old age-old gender stereotypes are there for a reason, sorry. Yeah.

A man needs a job. Yeah. Well, I guess he'll be cooking and cleaning. Oh, yes, of course. And then there's, you know, yeah. But he's not cooking and cleaning because they have like maids and chefs. But he's a chef too.

Yeah, if you can call it that. But I'm just saying that's his trade. I don't know. It's all backwards, but I could see how like this could get very dangled. And how he could feel. More money, more problems. Yeah. And now he really feels like beholden to the peltses because they're paying his bills.

He's in a bad spot. He's in a bad spot. He has completely isolated his family, even though, you know, your parents should and will love you always, no matter what. But he's really isolated himself from his parents. I just really hope that, and I think that they really love each other, Brooklyn and Nicola. And I think that's really important here because if you have love, you don't need anything else in your $11 million house. So I hope that they feel really happy together. I think that's like the one thing that needs to sort of,

I hope this isn't taking a toll on their marriage or anything, because that would be bad. And Carrie and Megan. Right. They're stuck together forever. Yeah, they are. And he just shouldn't have posted that thing. They could have all these issues.

But everything that we're talking about are like things that you can like get over. Oh, there's too much money. They're giving too. Oh, no. But posting what he posted is really not something you can come back from. Let's go back to the million dollars a month figure. Okay. Your house is bought and paid for.

Do you think that million dollars that covers the mortgage? No, I feel like that's not fair. Right. Allowance is not like... Well, it is for utilities and stuff, but... I just think the household is, like, run on its own. Like, as a separate entity. I agree. Maybe they put it in, like, some sort of, like, inherited trust or whatever, and it's, like,

it's paid out from there. Yeah, and it's like, do they even have a mortgage? I think the million is, like, for trips to the Cape and, like, you know, groceries. And maybe, like, if Brooklyn needs to buy a tripod or something. Or if she needs a $100,000 haircut. Right, which I feel like it does seem like they travel a lot. Yeah. But yeah, that's quite a staggering number.

It is. It's just like somebody who makes $12 million a year. But like is an allowance taxed? I think so above a certain amount. Of course. Unless you like, you know, trusts and things of that nature. Very interesting. Yeah, I think I could live off a million dollar allowance.

Yeah. And it's obviously like that feels right. You'd have to cut back. Yeah, of course. I think I could do it. But I'm braver than a lot of you guys, so that's my. Very interesting. That is really interesting.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little mom, toxic mom group drama. It's been a few days. What's going on with them? Ashley Tisdale and Haley Duff have shared a moment from a playdate together after the toxic mom group drama.

This is just giving two losers. These two are hanging out. So Haley Duff shared a photo of her daughter playing under a table with Ashley's daughter captioned under table. shenan then Tisdale reposted Good caption

Tisdale reposted to her Instagram stories I mean this seems like you know just nonsense but this is

major obviously it's not nonsense Tisdale endeavored to take down one Miss

Hillary Duff she's now congregating with her sister colluding commisering Tisdale conniving

Tisdell like okay I this is a big loser energy on Haley Duff's part. As she Tisdale is just like doing what she can to survive. I don't fault her really.

But this is big time loser energy from one Miss Haley Duff. And when I tell you, like Hillary's thriving. I don't know if you're seeing all the things from her tour. She looks gorgeous. They're like gangbusters sold out. She is playing tiny venues. But sold out. The clips are going viral. Someone's watching over me. She recreated her viral. Her viral dance. I saw that. Like she's being funny. She looks gorgeous. She's making good TikToks. You know, the reception has been overwhelmingly positive. So it's like, okay, enjoy your play date. Yeah, but that's sad for the sister. Like, it's, you know, Brooklyn and Nicola. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, the public. And like, if you're going to, like, if you have a

problem with your sister and you go and find refuge with someone else who has a problem with your sister, like, fine, whatever, do what you need to do to survive. But like, posting the picture, like, she knew what she was doing. And like, this is just going to be, like, never going to be a winner for me. I just, what could have come between Hillary and Haley? They say politics. I don't think that's true. I mean, what? do I know but like Hillary did so much for Haley. Big time. And so what? It's just like a disagreement.

I have to imagine it's deeper than that. I have no idea, but that's just what like the internet has decided. Oh, okay. That's so internet. That's what they said about Tia and Tamara too. Yeah, but I think that was true. But then also now that I'm thinking about it, they also said that Ashley Tisdell was MAGA and that Haley was MAGA. So like maybe they got together to chat about MAGA. And yeah They said

Ashley Tisdine was not But then she said she's not Right And that she's a registered Democrat And that it wasn't about this mom group Right I forgot like how big of an L Ashley Tisdale took

This is not helping She needs to like She needs to go dark for a couple of months So we can all forget about this Pretend it never happened Yeah I agree Has it been good for her

We're talking about her almost every day The name on everybody's lips is Tisdale And she's gonna sell her article To be a movie Or a show That everyone's gonna be a obsessed with. Yeah.

And what was she doing before she did all this? I believe she was like an organic. Rivers were running quiet. They were running dry for sure. Perhaps it wasn't so bad. No, perhaps. Are you ready for our fourth story? Amanda Betula is breaking her silence under Kyle Cook split.

She says, quote, it's easier to get along. So she was on Sirius XM's front row and she said, yeah, we're good and that's it. It's easier to get along, but we're good. We talk all the time. We're both traveling. So I'm watching the dogs. He's watching the dogs. We're co-parenting the dogs together.

Still call him if I have questions. But she feels like a weight has been lifted since they announced the breakup. She said every step we've taken, there's a little bit of like a weight has been lifted. And ironically, I feel like last week having kind of pressed posts together, it felt like we were a little more lighthearted. I mean, look, she said more than anything, I want, oh, he said, I want her to be happy. And I want us to both be happy. Oh, he said that. In that video.

Yeah. that they're more lighthearted now. Okay. Like they're both giving like weird random interviews, like sort of an informal way. Yeah. I never heard of this show, but like pop off.

But they're doing press summer house comes out next week. Right. And it seems like they're getting themselves into a position where like they might be able to continue to be on the show together because the show's like really important to both of them. Yeah.

I think I think so. I can't believe they're co-parenting the dogs. Yeah, that's like major eye roll. Even though like dogs are their life. But I feel like they're her life more. Obviously. And they're definitely like he loves them a lot, but like I think they're more for like someone has to win and it has to be her, obviously. And then he'll get lover boy.

It seems like a fair trade, honestly. Yeah. Okay. But Summer House. I'm so behind on so many things, but like I'm going to endeavor to catch up. Yeah. Because I need to catch up on Southern Charmer Beverly Hills and then Summerhouse. Oh, and religion to our fifth and final story, which is some Valley Tea.

Did you see that Lala Kent teases a pretent. romance with Michelle Sinai. Wait what? You know Michelle from the valley? Divorce. Yesy. Michelle and Jessie. So she posted like a bunch of like photos.

I need to get the caption verbatim. They were like kind of like, you know, like a little girl's gone wildy, like cute friends. But then the caption was, hold on. I could go Brad. I could go Angelina. Let me see the pictures. Okay. This is one.

You wouldn't think much. I don't know. Michelle's arm. Just wait. Naked in the shower. The two of them like on a... Get back. I need to go back to the tissue picture.

Okay. First picture, like, is giving like a couple. Couple. Okay, but also like, it could also be giving like best friends. I do think you reach a certain age where showering with your best friend like is no longer, like a normal or platonic thing.

Mm-hmm. Then they're at the beach. Oh, then they're cuddled up on a boat. Okay. Um, yeah. And we know like Lala is open to different romantic partners in terms of gender because the whole Ariana thing. And it's in the caption. Oh yeah.

And she told us. And that's like Kyle Richards quote from when she was like finally admitting that. Oh, is it? Yes, she said that on the season of Beverly Hills when like the women asked her about her sexuality. That's what she said. Okay. So they're a couple. Or they're hooking up.

A couple of lesbians. Like, and then yesterday, Michelle posted they're on a girl strip in Cabo with Brittany and Janet, with Lala too. So, so interesting. I mean, I can't think of two, like, less compatible people. Michelle is so, like, quiet, reserved, like, loki boring. And Lala's just, like, busting with personality. And also, I do think Lala's at a period in her life where, like, she definitely, like, needs and does, like, sort of clickbaity type of thing. so like this also could be nothing,

but it's definitely giving just two girls who are in a relationship. We're like best friends who are hooking up. That's like not a thing. Like. And what happened to the honey guy? Aaron. Let me check Michelle's page.

Was he there? No, it's a girl's trip, it said. No, but like Michelle, she's still with Honeyman. I feel like obviously not. She's taking naked showers with her lover. Yeah, I don't see him in her. And I'm just getting also getting the vibe that this is being filmed

because they were on a trip with, like, Cabo with Brittany and Janet is so, like, a valley trip. For sure. And Lala's, like, full on the valley. And I do need to like. I thought you were going to say T's as a relationship with Tom Schwartz. Well, that does. What a letdown. Like Michelle. You know.

It does hurt that it's not Tom Schwartz yet, but I do think in time. I need, maybe I just won't catch up on last season because it was like not. The Valley? Yeah, it was. You can miss it. It was good, but it was not like, you know. And it was like all about Jacks. Yeah.

And he's not even on anymore. And was Lala on that season, really? She showed up a couple of times. times, which she was not a cast member. I think I'll pick back up on the new season that she's in. That's the good thing about the valley. Lala on TV. It's can miss TV, you know? Like, I don't watch the first season, but I watch a second and third and like, I'm fine. Yeah, it's so true. It's can miss television. And it's also, like, transient in terms of the feuds. Like, nothing's that deep. Like, you don't have to know the history. And I know the players. And now I

actually do know the history. So I feel fine if I didn't see like what happened with Jacks. You're fine. It was crazy and he was so nasty. Like. And where. What's he doing now? I believe he's, like, off the show. Okay. And so it doesn't even matter now because he's not on the show anymore. Irrelevant.

And Britney's, like, doing better than she ever was. You know, he put them in financial ruin, left everything in her name, didn't pay the mortgage for six months. She took out, like... She took a second house just to get away from him and he said he wanted to stay in the house. So she took Cruz to the other house,

and he ended up not even paying the mortgage and so not even staying in that house. It was just terrible. I saw all of that. I saw all of that. Oh, great. So I'm caught up. And now I'll have to be watching for this.

For lovers, StarCost Lovers. I also saw Love is Blind next season, like cast announced. They were doing it in Ohio. And it's like coming out and imminently. I feel like there are certain cities that are more ripe for like a good love is blind season. And Ohio, it's like you need to be in like a very unremarkable. This is going to sound me, but it's not meant to a very like normal, unremarkable city. Like the people from Charlotte, like that was a good season.

They were very normal. You know, when you did Pacific Northwest, you're just getting that quirky eccentric personalities and sometimes that's just not. The show is good when it's just regular people, like not these characters. So I actually think Ohio's a great place for that. Yeah, I'm excited.

And if any of our Ohio listeners are single and wanting to apply, like let this be your sign. No, no, no, no, it's coming out like any day. If anyone is in Ohio, you've missed your chance. So I'm live is fine. So move to a different city where you know that they might be coming up. Where they haven't done it yet.

Yeah. But then if you do fall in love, you're going to be like, well, I'm actually from Ohio. And so we have to kind of move back. And that'll be a thing on the show. Yeah. And you're fighting in this apartment. It will come out that you moved for the show, which is never good.

Which is such a red flag. Yeah. They should dump you. Yeah. Divorce. Okay. Is that it? That is it.

Kind of feels like a Nassafi. Nassaf. Benjamin Nassafar. It's the Nassafi Stadium. Oh, no, mine's better. Benjamin Nassafar Yeah Yeah

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