The Toast - The Senseless Life: Monday, July 8th 2024

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday, if there ever was a Monday. If there ever was a Monday, I feel as though I've forgotten how to do this job. Yeah, that's what a long weekend will do to your girls, make you so comfortable. This weekend felt so long in a good way. I barely remember that we do this thing called The Toast. I hope this is a great episode. This is my first time podcasting.

I'm happy to be here The telltale sign of a good holiday weekend Is how poorly you do at your job on that Monday And I just want to say What a fabulous long weekend it was And that applies to podcasters too Yeah, this is a job No, it is

And I just feel like you wouldn't expect that Like maybe if you're plugging in your numbers You get scramble some numbers that day And I do want to say My brain is scrambled. This weekend was so long and so fabulous. And it really just, I feel so healthy,

not physically. I'm actually quite sick, but a sound of mind. It definitely makes a good argument for the three day work week, you know, except, Oh, a three day work.

Cause what we had, we had Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday last week. Yeah, no, I feel so scrambled. I actually am am very much even though it's hard sometimes times self-care looks like hard work and like i'm looking forward to getting back on a routine

because i'm out of sorts also since the last time you guys saw me i've made four loaves of bread and i have a fifth one proof guys that shit was so good i just want to say my toxic trait is that i can't cook for people without needing like heaps of praise. And for the entire time that we're eating the meal to be talking about how amazing the meal is. Not just once. Like I need a lot of praise when I cook for people. And that's like something that I struggle with. But I just want to say I've gotten so much positive reinforcement and affirmation from my sourdough. Like it's enough, Dayenu. Like it was all worth it. The two months of planning and prepping and learning just to make fresh bread for my family in Hamptons

like has panned out. I've gotten so much love and support from my family and it means the world to me. That's why I do it. I'm really enjoying, you know, the fruits of your labor. It's so fabulous to have just like a loaf of fresh bread in your home. The home smells good.

It looks good. We have a nice big cutting board from Fl Flav City Cookware thank you so much um shout out to all of the sponsors who donated product to our vacation including these gorgeous blankets if you're on YouTube watching you say what is that gorgeous blanket oh it's Minky Couture and you could use code Jackie50 to get 50% off I don't like to play favorites with the brands that have given us so much so much but making a tour in this moment is my absolute favorite turt's room slash our studio is freezing cold it is quite chilly in here but i do feel like the blanket is the vibe of swirly summer well let's talk visually let's talk um day two in this studio fully set up episode two day like 11 um episode three day to a video day to a video I made a

promise that I was not going to do my hair or wear mascara and I'm two for two on that I don't look amazing the lighting I'm really still working on so to have this blanket covering my thighs like one less thing because I'm if you notice today on the YouTube I'm going to be like touching my hair a lot it's because I'm ugly I'm a beast and hair a lot. It's because I'm ugly. I'm a beast. And we're sick. Oh, and we're sick. And it's the first day back at work after a long weekend. How do you feel? Not great, probably.

Not great, probably. Probably ate more than you thought that you should. Was necessary. Yeah. And we also just. Might have had hibachi feeling a little swollen. Maybe we're sick and can't taste, but you still ate hibachi, even though you technically could have been eating lettuce leaves because it's all the same to you.

But still, you ate hibachi and you're swollen and if that was your experience it's really crazy because kind of like the same exact thing happened to us so we're all just going through it today oh maybe you know you fell out of a coconut tree this weekend and you're sort of recovering from that and existing in the context of all in which it came before you but maybe you're actually haven't fallen out of coconut tree and you're existing in the context of all in which we came before you and that's a heavy load to carry so whatever it is that you're dealing with this post july 4th weekend just know the toast is here for you we get it that's sort of why people love this show is that relatability you know yeah and we see you we are the reflections

of our own experiences i sound like kam Kamala. You do. And time, the passage of time is significant. The way I feel today is not like myself. And I feel like someone who really appreciates like verbosity, verbosity. Verbosity. Verboseness.

Like the way you were speaking was like really soothing to me. Well, the passage of time is significant you know i agree i agree and that's what i've been trying to say you know and nobody seems to get it i feel like i'm living as someone else like not as myself you know you're kind of cosplaying with all of my foibles yeah and i just like i see why people like talk this way yeah are different from other people oh wow oh you people like talk this way are different from other people. Oh, wow.

Oh, you do. You see why people are different from other people? I do. Wow. Talk more about that. It's just like we're all experiencing things and hearing things differently. And I actually feel like because I'm so congested, my hearing is impaired. When we were at the restaurant yesterday, I said, I feel like all of my senses are dulled.

I can't taste. Obviously, I feel like I can't hear because I'm all clogged up so does this give you a newfound appreciation having walked the walk and sort of walked a mile in the shoes of a deaf person or a person who's hard of hearing no it's just like a person who maybe isn't hearing the whole picture whether it be physically or i felt like yesterday like i wasn't hearing depth i had poor depth perception and it's pouring over into today i don't know i just it's that long weekend you guys it's also like being sick being with your family like being in a house that might be growing mold and making you crazy we have this like sort of running theory because everybody in the house is like acting a little crazy and jackie had this really kind of

brilliant theory that i think is 1000% true. It's not the only thing that separates conspiracy theory and the truth is six months, six months and six months from now, like do not take us to the doctor because they will find like mold growing in our lungs. We feel as though the house might have mold. Now, not from like a physical, like we don't see the mold. We haven't seen anything. Everybody's acting a little.

But like we're acting different. And we all have these sort of like hoarse voices. That is what happens with mold. you get a gnarly cough in this colleen hoover book i read this like single mom who like has sex with this guy because what else would she be doing in this like turnt apartment with black mold and her daughter's like getting progressively more sick and the landlord won't do anything but she's too poor to do anything about it um and then she has sex in like the apartment with black mold That's literally us on these episodes I was sick on Friday, Wednesday I know

And yeah, it was been a joke But I actually feel like it would explain everything No, and now that I'm thinking about Like why we find that coconut tree thing so funny We can't stop laughing That's not the mold That's genuine comedy But after living this way

So I'm saying like I feel like a different person Like I don't want to go back No, who could? I was so serious before You you were i just i like having my senses dulled there is something to be said about living a senseless life the senseless i had too much sense i had too much common sense take it away boys take me away we just need to acknowledge this because the mold won't let us remember. Title? The Senseless Life. Something like that. Okay? Some people it's La Dolce Vida.

Us is La Dolce. La Vida Senseless. La Vida de las Senses. I like that. Well, we do have a lot to do today. In a literal sense. We've got the toast. We've got the stories. It's been a minute since we did pop culture, a literal sense we've got the toast we've got the

stories it's been a minute since we did pop culture so i assume we've got five banger stories we do we actually have like four bangers and then five and six we're both so dumb and i couldn't predict which one the crowd would prefer so we're doing both how does that sound it sounds senseless but i like it the mold except by the way this episode will go down in history like remember um the interface where you sounded drunk what was that episode called uh we that was before we titled episodes the integrated interface but we didn't title episodes that that's what i'm saying what's like the phrase we coined uh where you were being drunk the integrate when we were using our integrated interface i was drunk jackie out I was drunk Jackie O Today we'll be like in the moldy Jackie O

Moldy O I don't like it I just want to say Not to make everything about me But one of the kids said something so mean to me this weekend Kids just have a way Kids are honest And I won't say who

But one of the kids literally said to me Whenever I go in for a hug I know there's like a 50 50 chance I'm gonna get a no you gotta take risks in life you know if you want to live that senseless and here's the much grossy I don't do things like that yeah I don't know I'm saying it's definitely it's definitely specific to me yeah I don't go in for hugs when like the energy is not conducive for hugs so sometimes i know i'm gonna get in a hug and before i even touch it's like no no no but i got a no from a kid yesterday that was so much more than a no it wasn't just no it was no i don't like code your kisses so oddly specific i'm gonna tell you my heart was shattered it It was seriously top 10.

One of the meanest things anybody's ever said to me. I'm so sorry. It's highs and lows, you know? Can't you also think of something beautiful someone said to you? One of the kids. Or a beautiful moment you might have had. Actually, one of the kids came up to me and said, you look like you're living a senseless life. And I love that.

That was beautiful. La dolce de la senseless. That's what they said. Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe it's the mold. Like maybe they do like code your kisses. Oh I forgot that they're also being impacted by the mold. They're being impacted. We also got the kids saying coconut tree.

Oh yeah. They were loving it. They were cracking up. Context! Context! No and like seriously it's having influences in your life like that at a young age that really shape the best kinds of humans. Hysterical stuff. We're doing an amazing job over here, rearing children, teaching them all that needs to

be taught in that senseless kind of life. Yeah. And life is about whether or not you fell out of a coconut tree. I think I like this senseless life. This senseless life. That's beautiful. Like, today's a day where i i appreciate that song in earnest i do think i like this little life you know i feel like people went too hard with that

against the word moist like yeah okay you had a point at first but let's bring it back it's a useful word it's a nice song i do think i like this little life speaking of moist i i agree with you that if like for one minute not even for half a second like it was funny like oh we don't like this word but to get rid of a word in its entirety when that word actually needs to be used in language is and now you can't use it without being a conversation stopper but then like then came the onslaught of people whose personality became I hate the word moist and if if you're uninteresting, just say that, you know? Like if you made a hinge profile

and like your prompt was like the word moist, like swipe left, like you're obviously uninteresting. You're obviously ugly. You're obviously stupid. You're obviously dumb. A follower. An unoriginal thinker masquerading as a free thinker. Yikes, bugs.

That's what's so egregious about the whole thing. It's like they thought they were doing something, making themselves feel specific, creative and original, but they were not. In turn, they were the total opposite. But the masquerading as somebody with funny,

original thoughts, whilst also contributing to one of the worst linguistics crimes. It's unforgivable. Yeah. That's worse than just being plain old jane yeah who's proud right of her plainness and proud totally like being plain nothing to scoff at to scoff at no there is something to be said like you said for having a simple life but then being original and violent in your creative work or whatever in your work so i heard a good quote

this morning share with me i have to google it about monsters yes i mean i mean you were there all morning so yeah it was i would hope i heard it too or else my sense is really ardull i don't know how to like search for it but just now it was really good who said it i don't need you yeah it was nichi no i haven't heard a flowbert ism quote thank you i'm seriously the mold i haven't heard a flowbert quote a float if you you know what this calls for what what are you getting it's calls for a list of best of flowbert there's only one no there was another one the other flawbert quote i think was the one about velvet gloves that we also liked because then we just went down a wormhole of like good flaubert quotes and he was the one who said um well let me i don't want to botch flau really flaubert really bet flaubert quotes braquote.com. Is that where you're headed? I think that's where life

has taken me. Brainy quote is like start another list. Okay. Like random useful websites. Rhymezone.com. There's nothing greater. Brainy quote. Yeah. Quora. Do you know Quora? It's like Google. Yeah. It's like when you have a really specific question and then somebody recently read it has a kind of eclipsed Quora. And before Quora, we all remember. Ask Jeeves. Yahoo Answers. Yahoo Answers, like seriously, me like being like, I have this cut like between my toes. Like, am I dying?

And somebody had the same exact cut on Yahoo Answers. So many great Flaubert quotes to noodle on today. Hit me. I believe that if one always looked to the skies. No, I don't like this one. There is no truth. There is only perception. It's really good. It chilling it's disappointing because and i know that there's truth to it and perception but like i really don't want to live in a world where there's no truth like

and i know i know this is like what everyone thinks but my perception is the truth because i'm sound of mind maybe not recently because of the mold, but in general, like look at my track record. Yeah. Well, this one's for you. A memory is a beautiful thing. It's almost a desire that you miss. No, I don't like it. That's also not for me because I don't have memories.

Therefore, I have no desires. And then, of course, be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work. Orderly. I thought it was ordinary. I thought so, too. Maybe it's a translation. Transliteration check for me yeah look at us being incredibly violent right now oh i don't know this is a long one the most glorious moments in your life are not the so-called

days of success but rather those days when out of dejection and despair you feel the rise in you a challenge to life and the promise of future accomplishments like so long and confusing i don't know i like the success of all days okay wait i was looking one mustn't ask apple trees for oranges france for sun women like that women for love or life for happiness oh it just got dark but i like the first part i am going to find my nichey quote how are we spelling nichi n-i-c-h-e n-i-c-h-e-y m-o-u-s-e it's the nichiI-T what? T-S-C-H-E. So wrong. N-I-E-T-Z-S-E.

Okay, Fred. N-I-T-C-H-E. N-I-T-C-H-E. N-I-T-C-H-E. N-I-T-C-H-E. M-O-U-S-E. N-I-T-C-H-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E.

M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E.

M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E.

M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. M-O-U-S-E. Invictus games. Oh, wow. Oh, here. He who fights monsters must be careful. Wait.

Why is it taking me to TikTok? I found a good flaw. Oh, Claudia, this was the flaw, Bert, that you liked. One mustn't look at the abyss because, oh, no, there is an. Never mind. This one's also about the abyss. That's weird. Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.

And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Yikes. Yikes. I like this one and then we'll move on. If you read my book, you know like how... The abyss was like a cornerstone. The abyss is actually like a deeply Audrey coded word. Yeah.

Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times. Ain't that the truth? I mean, just look at the streets. Look at the streets. Well, that is your philosophy segment of the day. We should do quote of the day. We should. We should each be tasked with bringing a quote.

No, no, no. I think a great way to learn new quotes. I think they have a thing called quote of the day. I'm sure on Brainy Quote, there's like on the homepage, like a quote of the day. Oh my God, let's start doing that. Okay, here's Brainy Quote's quote of the day. Being'm sure on Brainy Quote there's like on the homepage like a quote of the day. Oh my god let's start doing that. Okay here's Brainy Quote's quote of the day. Being deeply

loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage. I actually really don't like that one. I like this one Walt Whitman. Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. Love that. I love

that. I feel like that's one like tinks would have on like her list of quotes you know oh you think i do i'm meeting tinks this week you are meeting tinks this week i feel like that's pretty monumental are you feeling nervous i just want to meet her in the right environment you know when i've said this to you like where we can actually get to know each other not like too noisy. Plus I can barely hear. My senses are dulled. I'm suffering from like mold, poison. Oh my God, I'm sick of sadness.

Why? I just saw one of the stories you picked. It's part of the six. It's part of the six. Oh my God, I feel sadness. I feel rage and I feel jealousy. My boyfriend is married. I didn't know that.

It's part of the six. Okay, okay. I knew I had to choose it for you, but like I also married. I didn't know that. It's part of the sixth. Okay, okay. I knew I had to choose it for you, but like I also knew most people wouldn't know nor care. Nor care. Yeah, but like if you've been here for a minute, like you know the importance of the sixth story. I thought you were sad because of how seriously

I'm taking my meeting with Tinks. No, oh, I meant to ask, where are you meeting Tinks? At the show. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Oh, I forgot we have a show this week. But then I'll be seeing her again. So maybe we can meet and then get to know each other at a later date. Hopefully like the side effects of the mold wear off by the time we.

Hopefully they don't. Hopefully they don't. Maybe we should do the show in this house. I hope you guys get a moldy show. I'm so excited for GSNO Hamptons edition for so many reasons. Like Claudia and I, we're doing shows every hour on the hour here in this house. Like we're so funny. We're always talking.

Like we literally need a live audience and we have one waiting for us. The way we're talking. It's like, we think people are listening. Do you know what I mean? But we always are like, sometimes when we're on FaceTime,

I'm like, we sound like we're doing the toast, but no, that's just us. I mean, it's hard to get out of your craft of being original and violent, you know? No,

but the reason we got into this craft is because we're so funny. Like that's why it's not like we're, we're bringing the art into our life. We brought our life into the art. Facts. Facts. Facts, man. Facts. Um, like that's why it's not like we're we're bringing the art into our life we brought our life into the art facts facts fucks man fucks um where do we want to go from here moldy vibes i realized do you know where my phone is i need the timer for when i do the advertisements you know the advertisements that keep the lights on in this moldy house the two lights that are misplaced and causing shadows yeah is anybody like a lighting expert i i feel as though i've kind of girl bossed so close to the sun when it comes to becoming an it expert like i could set up a podcast studio seriously on the moon the lighting would

not be great lighting is just one like tech aspect i personally haven't mastered so i have these two big ass lights does anybody know like what to do with them yeah like we're shadowy i look great we should sit up further but you know but like we're just girls you know and this is a podcast we're meant to be comfortable otherwise how can we speak freely well speaking of speaking freely which we will continue to do as long as the mold as long as we both shall live as long as the mold resides mold's gonna mold turd is gonna turn he's gonna swirl swirly's gonna swirl coconut's gonna coconut and without further ado yeah it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by face id please unlock your phone so i can get

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gift exclusions apply see site for details thank you claude you're welcome our first story is very exciting pregnancy news margot robbie is pregnant she's expecting her first baby with her husband tom ackerley margot robbie and tom ackerley sounds like she's being ordinary in her personal life so she could be violent and creative in her creative life. It does sound as though that is the case. They're both 34. They weren't even known. I was going to ask how old she was.

I feel like her age is such a mystery. Because in so many ways she seems older than she is. But then in a lot of ways she seems younger. And it's like what is her actual age? It's 34. No it's so true. She seems older because she's so successful. And she's at the status of movie stardom. like people really only get to after like decades she's like

a Meryl Streep honestly um but it's because like her production company she's super but she seems so young because she's out here first of all being gorgeous like second of all playing Barbie yeah and every time there's like a role about a young woman like it goes to her and even though she's like in her 30s yeah I love that and I just was curious I was gonna ask how old she was because you know I'm curious about those things it's not as though she's ageless but it feels as though she doesn't have an age and I also wouldn't be surprised if whatever her age is on this paper is not true I could see her being the sort of actress not to do anything with her being pregnant this is just an aside about her age like the sort of actress whose age we don't know who might be lying about her age

it sounds like what you're saying is this. If you were, if Margot Robbie was in this room, what you would say to her? You would say, you're timeless to me. That's what I'm saying. I'm so glad like the mold brought us together in that moment. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I love that.

Like I kind of want to have mold in my house at home. No, no. The thing is, I'm going to take a speck from the wall. I'm going to open it up, take a little spoon, put it in a Ziploc bag, and I'll plant it at your house. But I feel like this might be the fun stage of mold.

Yeah, what's next? Black lung? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, it makes you truly crazy. Right now, we're just dabbling in craziness, which is fun from a couple of serious, sensical worlds. Sensical, yeah.

But yeah, what's next? We're seeing things. We're hallucinating. I can, yeah. But yeah, what's next? Like we're seeing things. We're hallucinating. I can't hear like anything. Yeah, no, that and then our senses really become dulled. Yeah. In a real way. Right now we're just, it's at the fun stage.

And we have felt moldy like all week long. I do feel particularly moldy in this corner of my room. I think it's also the lights. They're really bright. The lights are really bright. It's also just like me and you sitting here like being children this is literally us growing up like we're in a house together now we're recording ourselves and then we're going to send it off and it's a legacy box

oh you also have a phantom door do you know that when i was recording holy shit the door just opened and it wasn't brew when i was recording with your husband last night by the way we need to talk about your husband we need to talk about the, we need to talk about your husband. We need to talk about the husband. We need to talk about the husband. The door just opened. He said, oh, yeah, that's just our haunted door. Okay. Wait, what?

I shut the door all the way. Jackie, the mold. Is somebody on the stairs? Hey, Liv. Hey, Gorgiosity. We're recording. And the door just sort of opened on its own. And we're so lazy.

And you're so active. If you could just close it. Would you like to come say hi on one of the strangest podcast episodes that's ever been recorded? Come say hi. She's saying hi. She doesn't want to. She's like, girls, she has things to do. She's busy.

She's busy. Thank you. Wait, that was creepy. That was creepy. But I'm used to it. It happened last night. And your husband was like, oh, yeah, that's just our door. He's keeping things for me.

We need to talk about your husband because a cornerstone of my weekend was making bread, of course. Of course. And creating a collab reel with your husband, teaching him how to make bread. How did that collab reel perform? I don't know how his food reels usually perform.

Not having my phone during the podcast is like seriously so annoying. But it seems, oh, sorry, wait, that was just me. Do you want me to post this story? No, no, no, no, no. Should I my phone during the podcast is like seriously so annoying. But it seems, oh sorry wait that was just me. Do you want me to post this story? No, no, no, no. Should I save it? No, it's on my camera. I can X. I shot it on camera. Alright, let's see how your collab reel is doing. I don't know how his stuff usually does. It's so funny being on other

people's Instagrams. First of all, you have over 700,000 views so it's doing really well. Oh cool. Oh, did you know that she's pregnant? Pregnancy announcement. So I'm so happy for her. It is so funny. Like when it comes up on other people's Moshe of I follow. Oh, when you scroll.

Yeah, Alison Liu. Okay, I also follow. Sammy, she's in Iceland. Yes, yes. Hi, I hope you're having a great time. She's a toaster, so she'll hear. It's also hard to know like if these are people that you follow or Instagram these days just gives you content that they think these people.

Oh, I do follow Christiana Tiana. is that she's a mother content creator mother yeah well I don't want to you know put her in a box but she makes a lot of mom content we had babies at the same time but she also has teenage kids she makes great content yeah you know we follow a lot of the same peeps GBT Kelsey Lady Gang Paris Hilton oh that's interesting that you follow her. Let's not say her name. Oh, really? Do you want to talk about it at a later date? Yeah, I'd love to connect offline.

I've been following her forever. And then we became mamas at the same time. So then it became like. Oh, that actually makes sense. Yeah. We're actually on a very similar trajectory. I don't think she follows me, though. Like, we don't have any sort of. I have a lot of thoughts.

They're mostly good, but like, just like crazy. We did an episode one time on Patreon going through each other's phones where we like went into each other's Instagrams and DMS and everything and like called each other out for stuff. That would be fun to do again. That would be fun. Not on the main show because we have this to do. Oh,

so all I have to say, you made a real with my husband. Sorry, continue. And it was a really like a horrible experience from start to finish, except for while we were doing it, while we were doing the work and being violent and original, like we were having a great time, but like he was literally just not understanding that I can't just like pick up and start making content like time has to be allocated

and he couldn't work around my schedule no he's kind of a nightmare to collaborate with pool and he was like do you want to taste the sourdough in the pool and film I'm like no how with my wet pool hand no no he's a nightmare collaborator he just like works on his own timetable yep and yeah yeah i mean i do too so like i it's if he ever heard this he'd be like you're so hypocritical because i'm like get up we need to make something no but it's different yeah of course like it's as if i'm not actually doing things that i can't stop doing you know right i'm sorry that you had that experience but at least you got 700 000 views out of it yeah yeah just like i don't know how we can work together well let's talk about this my husband

work was so good like that real we and when we finally did our voiceover and the door opened we were laughing so hard we couldn't stop first of all we finally get to do this voiceover I'm like please just wait till bedtime like I can't I literally can't do a voiceover with kids like wait till bedtime blah blah blah we finally sit down he plugs in all his crap ola bruno's sitting next to me ben starts talking bruno starts hacking up along good cracking up well let's talk about what's going really going on here at the house like let's sort of lift the veil if you're following along on social media ben is obviously here in the house with us and he has decided to do this little series on his instagram called fork of july where he's you know cooking something and posting on instagram every single day while we're out in the

hamptons once a day so his whole life like revolves around like getting this video up and when i tell you it's ruining my life yeah i could imagine and i'm like why don't you just like one day make at least like two or three things so you can like stay ahead of fork of July. Yeah. And he's just like, he just, he can't get out from underneath fork of July. And it's so crazy. Like people have deadlines and stuff, but when it's like self created, self inflicted, if you miss it,

I seriously like, okay, I actually regret bringing it up. I miss it on day seven, but like, it's just him. I don't want to ever bring it up because i seriously don't want to talk about it you know what i mean yeah i understand well the mold has definitely been affecting men let's

just say let's leave it at that okay well margot robbie is pregnant which leads into our next story yeah which i'm super excited about lindsey hubbard is pregnant the summer house star reveals she's expecting her first baby so she posted an instagram collaboration with clear blue on thursday love a girl who's getting paid sharing that she is expecting so let me say this not to you know everyone on twitter is gonna say i'm lying like i still see in the video i had heard this about lindsey on the show by the way did? Yeah when we were talking about how we just like want happiness for her and you were like and I heard a rumor that she's pregnant and we both said we wish 100% that it's

true. I'm so happy but then like I heard it a really long time ago. And then nothing. And then nothing so I was like okay maybe like it's just another fake rumor that I heard because that's so me. I am so happy for this girl like I can't really put into words like what's being and the fact that she got a sponsorship with it when like sponsorships were like a part of the storyline and like her and carl

comparing how much money she makes as an influencer and it's clear blue which is the best pregnancy test like seriously don't bother with the lines get the one that says pregnant or not pregnant or else you'll wind up spending more money buying a million tests that it's like was that a line it's not even this is not even a paid endorsement you guys she just really believes no i'm just saying she it's not like she got any pregnancy collab crap first response she got the one i love that birkin of pregnancy tests so everything about this brought me such joy you know all elements she was firing on all cylinders she looks absolutely beautiful and then a variety or a deadline report came out that summer house has started filming and everyone is returning except for danielle so they're all like Lindsay's in the house and like everyone I guess like just

found out she's pregnant unless they knew before unless they knew before she probably had to announce because it was gonna get out but also she's probably ready to announce it's just so crazy how last year on 4th of July like she's having a miserable weekend like just being the most patient woman like yep trying to get through and if you just told her like in a year from now where you would be that's why you just have to trust the timing of your own life and trust the process no it's so true when you think about it from that like make things happen for yourself because i'm sure she didn't just like fall into you know she's probably fall out of a coconut tree she got her heart broken and picked herself back up swiftly and we know nothing about the

father slash her boyfriend i wonder if he'll be filming i hope that he doesn't i feel like the less we know about her partner the more real it is do you know what i mean yeah i had read somewhere about his job i forgot what it was but it was a job it was a man with a job well that's already a step up from from carlito so that's fabulous yeah i look and i wonder like what this makes him feel is he ready for a baby or does he feel like maybe he dodged a bullet like because this is not the life you would want right now feels like he dodged a bullet and he has to feel that way or else like he will crumble yeah if you like think about like what he's really lost right yeah so i hope for his sake that he's like glad to not be a

part of this otherwise like what is he going to do with himself i'm so happy for lindsey hubbard like i i can't i do worry about her being in this high stress environment i know because it's not good especially after the reunion everybody like seriously once again disgracing her i get worried she must have been pregnant when they filmed the reunion right because the rumors started before that does it say how far along she is i think she said she didn't say how far along she is but i'm pretty sure, she didn't say how far along she is, but I'm pretty sure in her caption, let me just check. She said holidays, like she's giving birth. Oh, so what would that make her? That's a really great question.

You know pregnancy math. So say she was giving birth in December. Minus 10, she got pregnant in February. When do they film the reunion? I don't know. I don't even know what month it is right now. Like, honestly. It's the mold.

We're pregnant. Maldini, Maldini. Maldini, Maldini. She had a gift. Why do I think it's holidays? When they film the reunion? No, holidays that she's due. Oh, you didn't.

You don't know that for sure? Yeah, I don't know. know maybe someone else posted that but i guess if you're announcing right now you're due at the holidays by the way a lot of people are having holiday babies right now do you feel like being due during the holidays is like fabulous it's just it i think when's like the best time to be doing i feel like the worst time would like to be due like today like so hot in the summer and you're like you're like most uncomfortable it just depends i think there are pros to everything but like also them being due in the summer means like by next summer like you're back feeling yourself when you're due at the holidays then you're like kind of still in postpartum fog in the summer it's just like you can make the argument for any time of year yeah facts and also if you're due in the summer

like you're just hibernating with your baby and then you get to go into the fall in hibernation mode and emerge in the spring. No, there's something to be said. Babies who are due in the winter, they are in hibernation mode for the winter and they emerge and like, it's just... It's personal, some would say. It is personal and it's all good.

It's always a good time. A baby is a blessing. It's always a good time. A baby is a blessing. So, yeah. So happy for this queen. I think anyone announcing now is having a holiday baby, I'll just say. a good time a baby is a blessing it's always a good time a baby is a blessing so yeah i'm so happy for this queen i think anyone announcing now is having a holiday baby i'll say and i just i do also want to say that we had said at the end of last reunion when we were recapping like we hope lindsey never returns to this group burn it down she's a mother and she's thinking about her future

so this is a job at the end of the day and i'm glad she returned i really i was not sure if she was going to but now it's like fully confirmed that not only is she pregnant but she is also returning and i hope that she's getting paid handsomely for all of this yeah and i'm sure that she is and that's why she's doing it i just hope that she is it kind of reminds me of towards the end of jersey shore when snooki came to the house pregnant yeah that was so crazy yeah yeah snooki walked so lindsey hubbard could run it's essentially what i'm trying to say but also this is just a weekend show jersey shore they lived in the house so it's even if she had a baby like she could technically yep have child care on the weekend you know if she really like if this is her job and she's actually very true money that like she has other income sources but

this is the number one like it could be and also this one affects the other income sources because if you're not on the show then the brand instagram suffers so it could be done a weekend show by the way i didn't even think about how being a reality star on summer house like kind of rocks yeah because it's like this very small corner of your life and like you can go back to the city and like have a regular life however you have cameras break brother. Yeah. I feel like when Craig was on our show, he was talking about the difference between Southern charm and summer house.

And they each think they're there. Each other's show is worse. Cause like Craig is like, you have cameras on you when you're in the bathroom, at least like on Southern charm, we film for an afternoon and we can go home. And he's just like, you have cameras on you.

It's your whole social life. Right. Every day. Yeah. I don't know which is worse. I don't know if I could ever get used to like the real lack of privacy even when i think about like when people in summer house like bring people home they have to like they have sex and they have to like fully cover themselves because they know what's going to be on tv like that's really crazy

it is crazy but you could also just like have sex on the weekdays yeah kind of get it out of your system because it's not like big rather 24 7 it's just this crazy chunk of time but like for me when i'm on a group trip like in a house or whatever like my room is my sanctuary like it is so important that my room remains this sort of mecca of peace and restoration and if i had cameras in every corner of it and i'm supposed to be like living in a house with people and these are like my friends but like not really seriously i can do it but that's why it's work and it's not your vacation correct correct correct or even if it's not even I'm sorry, even if it's not a vacation, if I'm on any sort of trip with other people,

my quarters. Yeah, you need somewhere. Are my happy place. Yeah. All's that to say, mazal tov to Lindsay wishing her like a very peaceful, healthy pregnancy. Yeah, me as well. Are you ready for our next story yeah love is dead

oh no aurora copo and paul burnham have broken up after two months of dating reports page six a source confirmed to page six that aurora and paul have broken up after just two months of dating bethany frankel who called off her engagement to the banker earlier this year first suggested on her podcast that the pair may have split after she became too vocal about the budding romance she said they broke up because of her yeah literally me like making everything about myself she said hearing about your ex-fiance committing to another woman shortly thereafter on their first date and then being inside their relationship hearing about their sex and their gifts and meeting each other's kids and the level of commitment. She told her listeners

before losing her trains of thought. Oh, well. Relatable. She said she was proud of the way that she handled her and her breakup and she claimed that Aurora appeared to have learned a lot too. However, she pondered,

did their actions cost them their relationship, which was brand new and now who knows what would have happened. I don't know what the fuck she said on her podcast, but how about this? Let's talk about the fact that these two broke up and I just found out they were together and like I did really ship.

So I'm upset. I'm upset. I thought they were OTP. I thought it was a great match. Business memo for Aurora. Also, she posted an ad the other day and at the end of it, a man's foot is in it.

It could be their brother Gus. It could be, but no no I think she was like it was a soft launch as the kids say and that was literally two days ago I don't think they broke up but but he wasn't at the wedding he shouldn't have been no and I think that Olivia like was talking about she went on a podcast yeah and that has now resurfaced because Olivia was like no he's not invited yeah also there's a lot going on with Culpo. And I'm not sure if you know really the extent of it because a lot of it is taking place on TikTok.

I saw the one video when I watched the whole thing that I thought was disgraceful, loser-y behavior. Did we talk about that on The Toast? No. So this video, like a wedding dress content creator, that's like her niche, had made about... But do we get to see her wedding dress, the content creator? Does she have one? I don't even know if she's married. I just get to see her wedding dress the content right does she have one i don't

even know she's married like to see like i just like to see who's talking she had made this video about olivia's dress not only that she didn't like the dress but like the meaning behind it she found it to be like anti-feminist i actually i'm not even gonna complain so first she said i have no issues with the dress then she said i have more issues with the context of the dress and olivia's message which we thought was we were literally tearing up we thought it was so beautiful how she wanted to be serious and modest and all of that and this woman took umbrage with it while saying she liked the dress and then later says this dress has no personality yet she likes it so much it is giving willy-nilly so nobody would have ever heard about this girl this content

creator or her video but then Christian McCaffrey like left a comment being like you're literally evil defending his wife we loved. And it set off this like wildfire of like, now everybody's like making videos about the dress. And it's overwhelmingly negative on TikTok. And it's so mean. And it's so crazy. And I do wonder what like Olivia Culpo thinks because like, literally, she just Vogue wanted to cover her wedding. Weddings are so personal to everybody makes decisions on their wedding days that are so different than what other people do, because it's a reflection of you your upbringing your family your husband your future marriage and she wasn't you know saying anything crazy and she was only

speaking about her experience like this is what i wanted for my wedding and for some reason it has like ignited this like most annoying group of women on social media like it is bothering me so much i'll say it once i'll say it again like it's only women yeah nobody nobody hates women more than women. Um, and then Kim gets through 10 seconds of that boring fucking video. I couldn't believe that I watched the whole thing. I didn't,

but I needed to see the whole thing to understand like what this person was saying and why it was so, why it was so like, um, what about the video was so crazy that made Christian McCaffrey comment. And she was trying to make the argument that like Olivia was saying she takes marriage seriously. So she wanted a serious dress. And this woman then is offended that other people who aren't dressed like this must not take marriage seriously.

Did Olivia say that? No, this is what serious means to Olivia. Like this is what marriage means to Olivia. She's can I have my that's my opinion. No, but it's her wedding. Like, I just I can only imagine what's going through Olivia Culpo's mind. Like it was such a harmless article. And then there's also drama about her eyelashes because she said yeah she was like asked in the

Vogue article about her makeup and she said that she wore like minimal makeup and that she um wasn't wearing mascara and her eyelashes and so funny was I not talking about her lash lift on this show like a couple of weeks ago I was saying that the next time I go to LA I need to go to the lash lift person that Olivia Culpo went to and I knew she was getting married soon because she was talking about her lash lift on TikTok like a couple of weeks ago she got it was a three-hour lash lift because she has such thick coarse eyelashes but they're not really straight and curly they're a little messy so that's why she got a lash lift so that they would just naturally on the wedding day like look perfect and look fake um and she's like she's setting an unrealistic because look she is wearing mascara

yeah but she wasn't like she literally wasn't no it's like okay she's setting an unrealistic, because look, she is wearing mascara. But she wasn't. Like, she literally wasn't. No, it's like, okay, you said you weren't wearing mascara, but you didn't talk about the lash lift and the this and the that. She wasn't asked. She asked what makeup she had on. Yeah. No, no, it's so crazy how, like, Olivia Coppola

has weirdly become, like, a villain when she's, like, beloved. No, and also, like, the wedding couldn't have been, like, nicer, more wholesome, unoffensive, just like really pretty and classic traditional. And that that is so offensive to people, like speaks to them.

I also, I hope this doesn't deter her from sharing more. Like I'm eating it up. Like I saw a video of her mom dancing and Brock pretty in the background. Like I wasn't okay. Like I seriously wasn't okay. I didn't even think about it. I know it's a convergence of her mom dancing and Brock Purdy in the background. Like I wasn't okay. Like I seriously wasn't okay. I didn't even think about it. I know.

It's a convergence of all the things we love. Like, please don't stop posting. Like I can't. That is so crazy. I know. Like just jealous. Well,

of course. Jealous, jealous, jealous. I mean, could any, like, has anyone on the planet ever been more hot than Christian McC mcafree except our husbands of course has anyone i think we're gonna say then her like literally

there's so much to be jealous of crazy that like so many of these photos that she's posting are like action photos in the moment like she look it looks like a photo shoot like she's just and she's always been that person that's why she was like miss universe universe because she's like has that way about her it's that pageant queen where like from every angle like this smiles like it seriously looks like an advertisement for marriage bridal yeah i didn't mean that as an insult hate on that and the fact it was actually liz woods who highlighted this which i didn't realize until she said it's like all the photos that most of the photos that olivia is posting are like action shots lovey shots smiling with teeth shots kissing shots just like happiness and joy whereas sometimes when your wedding's in

vogue we're gonna get a little artsy and fashion and editorial because you know that's what the moment calls for which I would never even notice but yeah no there was so much like love and joy and that was what was radiating from the pictures and to take umbrage with that like you're a sad person yeah no and when you look at her life, like, I don't even know, seriously, where to begin with the jealousy. Like, I'll start about where I'm jealous, okay? Her husband, what is his contract? Like, a couple hundred million. Like, I am going to be jealous of that, I'm not going to lie.

Yeah. Could she be taller, more beautiful, or, like, it appears naturally thin? Like, seriously, kill me. Her lashes are so naturally long, it took the technician three hours to get them straight. But also, but she has all these things, physical attributes, but her personality.

No, but she's a family who like she, her sisters like remind me a lot of us. Like they love each other so much. They support each other. They're so, they love music. They all like sing together and post.

Like they have a lot of joy. And like I could see someone who's like a miserable cunt looking at Olivia Colbo and being like, oh my God, I hate. Yeah. And then, you know, the extremely hot husband who like seriously will go comment on people like.

Right. For making fun of you. Like I, where do I begin? No, but she's been doing like influencing for so long, which isn't true. Like you're getting by on your personality too. She has a show with her sisters. Like she has it on the inside and outside like yeah be jealous and stay jealous i will not even but at least your jealousy like is

i can acknowledge positive jealousy yeah of course i'm so happy for her i'm like 90 happy 10 jealous you know right but you don't take it out in like nasty ways no of course other people you need to control your jealousy like it's normal to be jealous like there she's got a lot going on yeah control yourself gown eyed girl what gown eyed girl who said that that's the creator's name gown eyed girl i just like want to look i never saw my gown eyed girl i just want to see quickly i think her her shtick is wedding gowns i would assume the gown eyed girl so i really i need to see your wedding gown if you're a bridal expert i think that's fair no by the way i i mean she's married right what if she's not can you what's her we'll look at it yeah i told you guys i don't know here's the wedding dress she said no to oh she must be in

her bridal era herself oh that's great that's great. So now we can see like what meets the standard. Yeah. For down night girl. Yikes. My down night girl. I love that. Me and my. Look, actually, I'm sorry.

I don't care. So how did we get here? What was the story? Aurora and Paul. Oh, devastating. I'm not going to believe it. Me too. wouldn't be the first thing in page six it's not true yeah but they really have had like a lot of publicity and like talking about each other for a really new romance of like two it can be awkward with kids like yeah so that was surprising that how much we got and that that can put a strain on things but she did post his foot.

Yeah. I mean, he was with Bethany. Like, he's used to this. Yeah, and he's a movie producer. Is he? I was looking at his Instagram. It's all, like, promoting his movies. I think he likes rom-coms.

This is a rom-com. Wait, that's so cute. Right? Like, I think he produces, and I don't know if he likes, but, like, that's the kind of movies he does. That's where he invests his money. Yeah, yeah.

Got it. But, like, if you're a movie producer, you're usually not, like, a movie producer by trade. It's like you have money, so you, it's like a jobs his money. Got it. But if you're a movie producer, you're usually not like a movie producer by trade. It's like you have money. So you, it's like a job for rich people. He's a businessman who then like, like got into production.

So like, he's not so serious is all I'm saying. Yeah, no, he can throw his head back and laugh at a rom-com. Yeah. I love that. Are you ready for our next story?

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like aesthetic. Like if someone, well, like if a celebrity actually worn like a, you can't say it's like the new, like PC or like that's why fashion police, they say can never come back. There can never be fashion police because if a dress is ugly,

like people won't actually say it. Like they just say everything's beautiful, blah, blah, blah. So it's like, we're not even calling out what people are wearing anymore. And it's like,

and you're going to reserve it for when the thing is actually gorgeous. Not even nice. Beautiful, classic, timeless. There's nothing negative to say about what she looked like. Yeah. Agreed. I'll show you where somewhere to start. I've got some wedding dresses I can show you. So that's annoying.

It is. Are you ready for our next story? Is this five and six? No, this is four. Brad Pitt makes a rare appearance with his girlfriend In Inez de Ramon, at the British Grand Prix. And she is not wearing a bra. Oh, she, oh. You know, it's giving nipple. I will never be one of those squirrelies with like little perky boobs.

And I just, not to be like disgusting, but like that's what I noticed. I sound like a freak. I didn't even notice. I noticed her dress, which i thought was interesting dress is it it is modest it's super modest like not what i would think brad pitt's girlfriend would be wearing i like it looks cozy you know he's 60 he's six eight yes i didn't know that and you wouldn't based on his hat and his shirt like tie-dye yeah they just he looks like harry styles in his outfit i like forgot that he was dating this like young jewelry designer who's linkedin we stalked many months ago and

it's nice to know that they're still dating yeah they're traveling the world going to fabulous events like this is exactly what they should be doing happy for her happy for him they've been dating a year and a half what's the age difference she's 34 frontal lobe in check i'll allow it 60 okay but it's a brad pitt 60 so like yeah you're not like she's no it's better 60 year old man so a lot of people are talking about toby mcguire he's either 49 or 59 he's 49 he's not 60 okay he's 49 and he was spotted at 20 year old michael rubin's white party talk about the party there was a kind of no news from it i mean i would have talked about it. I forgot about it.

Yeah. I mean, not to keep pitting women against each other. The thing that I noticed, because I'm a freak who seriously needs a life, is both Alex and Xandra were there separately. I didn't see Xandra. And they both took pictures with Camille Kostick. Camille Kostick, I need to seriously sit her down. She can broker peace.

She is at the center of this sort of internet-wide scandal. And I need to know what's really going on i didn't see that xandra was there but i guess because i don't follow her but i think xandra was there as danny and mandola's plus one because like danny and the boys you know i think i need to get it follow her so i can be zandy plugged in xandy's in the summer i mean xander's in the hamptons for the summer but i do think like my journey will take me there sometimes i like see someone a couple of times before I follow,

but like that's what happened with that girl that you were like, you follow this person or she's in your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She came up in my algorithm so many times and her baby had colic. And then I remember thinking like, I wonder what happened with her and how's her baby.

And I couldn't remember her handle. And then the next time she came up, I was like, thank heavens. And I followed her so I wouldn't lose her again. Also, just an update in the whole Xandra thing. You know, Xandra's releasing a song because she's like a DJ. And so yeah, this is her foray.

She needs to like carve out spaces for herself because she's like constantly getting like sidetracked. Like even with the Sports Illustrated thing, like Alex like just came and stole it. Not stole it, sorry. Like, you know. She needs to carve out spaces. She needs to carve out spaces for herself.

And I thought that's what Sports Illustrated was. But then Alex came and got like the first digital cover. So now she's making her own music, which I think maybe she's safe from Alex, like entering as well. That's cool. Speaking of music and she's out in the Hamptons, did you see that Natasha Bedingfield performed at Surf Lodge this weekend?

I did not. What? Like, I don't, I wouldn't say I had like FOMO, but like, I want to see Natasha Bendingfield at Surf Lodge. I wouldn't have traded my day for anything.

Like you couldn't have gotten me there on that day, even if I knew she was performing. But like that to me is the greatest vibe. I'm so glad you brought up Natasha Benningfield because there are two Natasha Benningfields in my life. One is Natasha Benningfield. The other is Natasha. No, Natasha Benningfield,

when I think of like that album that we love. Weightless. Weightless. I think of like really like such an underrated songwriter, singer, like seriously the world, what they did to Natasha Bedingfield in ignoring her in that era,

like is disgraceful. But then I think of the other Natasha Bedingfield, which is like the current Natasha Bedingfield, whose literally full-time job is making TikToks about Unwritten. And that's why she's getting like booked for things like that. That's all they will give her.

It's so annoying. I don't care. She's taking what they're giving her. She's so much better than that. She's also being exactly what you want. Like someone who's not shirking the thing that made them famous. Even though like what you're saying is like, you actually want to talk to that actor about his indie project.

Yes. That's what you're saying. Yes. I want to talk to Natasha beddingfield about her indie album i just like i love i love her successful stuff and her indie stuff but like right now i would have loved to see her at surf lodge like what a vibe she just like these days like she dresses like a tiktoker with like big baggy pants she's just i know that like the persona she's putting out right now is who she has to be it's helping her career but i know it's not who she is sorry and i expect a more authentic version of natasha beddingfield but maybe i'm just crazy

maybe i think maybe my standards are too high i think she wanted a working version of natasha beddingfield yeah no i understand that natasha beddingfield has a house and bills to pay perhaps she's setting the stage for what's her for her next indie album that will love and adore they told me girl to get your way you gotta be a bitch they say a guy won't get the girl if he's not filthy rich it starts with little changes till you don't know who you are surround yourself with friends who only call you a superstar oh yeah oh yeah like that's sort of not to make everything about me and you know everybody hurts just a little too much you know ain't that the truth but anyways i think i even texted our sister's chat

did i not say you did nobody cared i expected more from snitch snitch yeah yeah she left me hanging yeah she too has like a low bar oh wow you just like don't have a song in your heart anymore i don't know who you are it's been almost an hour since i discovered what our fifth and well part a of our fifth and final story a small news story that's important to toast her story no and actually like entertainment tonight writing this up like is extremely generous that's how like entertainment tonight is my new publication of choice yeah because they're writing up things that we all need to know. Like? Bachelorette alum Chase McNary from JoJo, not Siwa's season. JoJo Siwa's season. Married Ellie White.

I don't think we're supposed to know who that is. Give me the phone. I mean, give me the iPad. I didn't know about any of this. I did unfollow him a while ago. Chase from The Bachelorette. Everyone knows Chase. If you watch The Bachelor in its heyday, has gotten married.

Mazal Tov. Wait, the post has been made private or deleted by the post's owner maybe she went on private to like get more followers because look i'm going there now and if i want to see i'm gonna have to follow oh my god wait i like seriously need to find a picture of their wedding does anyone i thought do i follow him oh here he is okay no here claude you have pictures oh and it was a people exclusive oh damn i should have gone to people they buried the story stop like it's hard to see someone out there living i have to ask the question yeah is she a toaster i'm on my way such a good question ellie f white she is not well she sounds horrible no i'm kidding um really beautiful wedding

what a handsome young man he's always been handsome he looks kind of different no this is like seriously so cute i wonder like what he does you know no i'm still looking give me a minute i want to be showing me to me rachel said by the way literally recently you jackie being like chase mcnerry got married me show me to me please send it to me rachel do you know the original look at that sexy picture of them do you know where that video originated from like that sound no this girl tells her mom mom jesus was spotted like in brazil or something oh my god she was what show show me to me please send it to me rachel that's funny i can't believe my boyfriend got married it's fabulous the chairlift yeah they got married in um colorado it's located 12 000 feet on top of a mountain that's so sweet i wonder which of his

bachelor friends were there yeah i guess not a lot because it's not in the article but josh murray commented throwback to josh murray yeah like seriously i guess we could look through the comments yeah like to see who he's even friends with he was on jojo season who else was in that season amanda stanton she's such a queen she's such a class act oh my god the redhead who's like literally like friends with jojo and she kept him around because like he was like funny they like seriously never never kissed. I'm Paradise too. Yeah. I forgot about. When you think about how many people have come in and out of our lives via the Bachelor franchise. In and out of our lives. And especially at it's even like now it's like a million people and we don't know any of them but

in the Bachelor heyday like you could say someone's name and like I seriously haven't thought about them in years but I know them. Yeah I know like Chris B Chris Bukowski. Oh, which one's that? I think he's from an old season and he's older but then he got together with Katie on Paradise. Yeah, and then he dates Anna. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They live in Chicago. I was about to say he has a new girlfriend but it's Anna. Yeah. Then this guy who you probably don't remember

he was from Caitlyn's season. Jackie, not to be like a pain in the ass. I just need to point him out because Not to be like a pain in the ass. I just need to point him out. Feel free to talk into your mic. Yeah. I just need to point him out because of his last name. Chris Strandberg.

Strandberry Berg. Maybe I should go into business with him. He looks kind of familiar. He's super cute dentist. Yeah. He's from Caitlin season. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a dentist in a good way.

John Paul Jones commented. So, but I guess like when you were out the wedding, you don't just like comment congrats. You have to be like, insert yourself and be like best night ever best night ever loved seeing the gorgeous couple like you could feel the love in the room that I was in I would love to know that like what 5b is if this was 5a so 5b is just an update on Meghan Markle's lifestyle brand which is that her cooking show for Netflix has wrapped filming oh wow Meghan

Markle's next project is on its way. That's huge. The Duchess of Success reportedly wrapped her Netflix cooking and lifestyle show. It all went well, and it's in the can, a Hollywood source told the Daily Beast. A PR consultant told the outlet that the forthcoming series could be a relaunch to something new and interesting for her. And what is that photo? Is that a promotional photo of her making a salad?

So I believe that's from her days as a Duchess when she did a cookbook. Oh, okay. Or, you know, I feel like when you're doing service, you're always in a kitchen. Yeah. Well, I love this. And especially because I feel like we often get projects announced by the Duchess and like things happen and we never get it. So the fact that like we have content is huge.

And I, for one, like I'm immensely looking forward to this. Like I want there to be a premiere day, a countdown. Should we host like an event, like a watch party? we have content is huge and i for one like i'm immensely looking forward to this like i want there to be a premiere day a countdown should we host like an event like a watch party like when she went on oprah everything she does it becomes like a global event yeah i love that yeah now it's so funny in this new studio we aren't limited by our cards like we can seriously technically record for 10 hours what we are limited by um is the muscles in my hand um the coldness the amount that i have to pee no no we have the microphones like they're handheld i really don't want to get into why they are this way and like i'm working on finding an alternative

my hand is broken no but i am limited today by my bladder so that is our show to you that has the bladder don't like put your shit on me like because you're moldy or something i'm just saying like i was just making a comment thank you guys so much for listening to the toast the morning morning show we deliver the fast life stories you need to know everybody friday and youtube if you're watching us on youtube please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as well as if you found some spotify to the future public video i request also please visit pockets but it's just the best story we will send you a weekly love you bye