The Toast - The Show That Never Ends: Friday, February 10th, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday!
Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
Weekend, Friday, Friday, get down Friday.
Hey Jax, how you doing?
Not well, bitch.
Me neither.
I pulled my neck and I can't move.
Like I'm in pain and I'm like, I really can't.
I'm Zoolander.
I can't turn.
It's not only like inconvenient, but it's extremely painful.
So my dance moves for the Friday jingle were not giving what they usually give.
They're a little stiff for sure.
At least though, thankfully, I was able to give my all to the 1000 dance.
Okay.
I thought you were going to say you're not well.
And then I was like, me neither because we're not together.
Oh yeah.
Just to add misery on top of misery.
To add insult to injury.
It's literally so true.
Because if we were together, like yeah, my neck would hurt and we would talk about it,
but it'd be okay because we're together.
But like I had to put my studio back together with a creaked out neck and I'm just literally
not okay.
If we were together, I definitely would massage you and we would be so
happy together. We would, even though massage like doesn't help for a pulled neck. No, there are a
few things in life that are truly worse than having like a thrown out back or a strained neck
because you don't even realize it. Your back is something you take for granted. Like it just works,
you know, knock wood. Thank God, Baruch Hashem, every day.
And it isn't until you're like inconvenienced in the most minor way
when it comes to your back or your neck that you realize how your whole body
relies on your back and your neck.
And it's like the place where it's pulled is kind of in between my neck and my back.
So it's kind of both areas are impacted by this injury.
I'm beside myself.
I'm so sorry.
Excuse me.
I sneezed on it.
It's true.
It's true that you're sorry.
And I really am.
I have a lot of sympathy.
I've thrown out my back.
It's debilitating.
And I don't even have any children.
Like, you still got to be a mom.
I know.
It was really hard this morning.
But it happened in the middle of the morning.
Like, I swear, I sneezed. And I was like, that didn't feel right.
Sometimes a sneeze can kill you.
Usually I wake up with it because I like kind of sleep weird with all my pillows.
Like I'm doing it to myself, but it was the sneeze.
The sneeze through my neck.
That's the thing people always ask.
Like when you throw out your back, what happened?
You know, were you, you know, using a forklift?
Like, no.
When I threw my back out the first time,
I literally bent down to plug in my phone charger.
It's like,
it's always the most like innocuous,
regular daily life things that just fucking throw out your back.
It's never anything even like overtly physical.
It was a sneeze.
You guys,
you guys got to watch out for the sneeze.
You better,
you better watch out for them sneezes.
Cause they tell you like,
be,
you know, wash your hands.
You don't want to get a cold,
but you don't want to throw your back out either.
Right.
And maybe I bent over the sink a little weird while washing my hands.
And now I have it thrown out back.
But I have clean hands.
If I wash my hands, I wouldn't have a cold.
And then I wouldn't have sneezed and thrown my back.
It all comes back to like proper hygiene.
Doesn't everything?
Well, today's episode is really
special because, you know, we're not together and it's fine. It's fine. But it is our last show
before the Super Bowl. And I think we got to make some predictions. You know, people kind of have
come to rely on us. I was in the middle of ordering my Super Bowl groceries and I forgot to hit order.
Excuse me. Oh, well, I got I had to stock up on just the necessities in the house.
Milk.
Yeah, Harry drinks milk now.
Oh, yeah.
Grown ass man shit.
I like how you got your license and you have a car and you still order your groceries online.
Now it's about finding the time to go.
Like, I really intended for this to be like an in-person excursion, but we don't have the time.
Plus now with the neck, it's just not going to happen.
I had to get like some cleaning supplies for the house and then I'm making nachos, like
I told you.
So I ordered all the ingredients, got some more tater tots, yogurt, fruits, butter,
you know, just a restock.
Just the regular everyday household items.
Because I'm a regular everyday household frow. Because I'm a regular everyday household frow.
You really are a regular everyday household frow.
I still have no plans for the Super Bowl,
but like I can't really think about the Super Bowl.
I haven't even really like started to tell everyone
about how like I'm kind of like so busy next week.
Like I don't want to, you know.
I thought there was just like the one thing.
Yeah, but it's like a really big thing. Oh, okay. So I'm like going to you know I thought there was just like the one thing yeah but it's like a
really big thing okay it's like I'm Monday about it so the rest of your week is kind of like
wide open no I'm like gonna be thinking about it for the rest of the week probably like you know
lamenting on what I did wrong or what I could have done better but so on Monday not only was
I invited to Cynthia Rowley's fashion show but it's kind of like a celebration of women in comedy
so there's like you know five or six really premium female comics, not only walking in the show,
but I think we're also doing like a little set. And I'm one of them. And it's not like,
it's a big deal. Like Nikki Glaser's there too. And she's like a real comedian, you know,
Ego Nwodum from SNL. And your girl was tapped and I'm so honored. And I'd like to thank, you know,
Kit Keenan. I'd like to thank Kit Keenan's mom. I'd like to thank you know Kit Keenan I'd like to thank Kit Keenan's
mom I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible I'm very excited you know because I'm
like a fashion girly I'm like a comedy girly so I'm really like a blend of your two passions
fashion you know art and comedy yeah well I have some a joke if you want to include it um oh hit
me up hit me up okay because it's the cynthia rally fashion
show so we say hey everyone welcome to cynthia rally and then you'll say jesus
excuse me excuse me i thought of it last night and then you'll say hmm cynthia
cynthia jesus died for our cynthias okay i thought of it last night and if people don't laugh you need
to leave because that's not your kind of crowd so okay once i say it and they don't laugh i'm
gonna say well my sister said if you guys don't laugh i have to leave so thanks so much for having
me have a great night everyone like uncultured swine but wait you want to hear something even
crazier i've never seen that movie so you and Margo were always doing that slam poetry thing Cynthia Jesus died for our Cynthia and I like know it because of you guys but I literally don't even
know like I know it's 22 Jump Street but like I don't know the reference like I don't know anything
so there's a murder on campus a death I'm sorry it's a death um of a girl named Cynthia and they
have like a slam poetry evening like dead no they just have
slam poetry and she like Jonah Hill is like trying to impress a girl in slam poetry so he said he
wrote a slam poetry about Cynthia the girl who passed the deceased and he got up there and he
said Cynthia Jesus died for our Cynthia's it's kind of good yeah there was more too it was really
beautiful yeah I gotta write some jokes I'm still you know I'm still waiting to be told like what Cynthia's. It's kind of good. Yeah, there was more too. It was really beautiful.
Yeah, I got to write some jokes.
I'm still, you know, I'm still waiting to be told like what exactly I'm doing. So then I can, you know, write some material.
But I think I'm also walking in the show and that I'm like extremely ill prepared for.
I can barely walk down the street without like picking my wedgie.
And then I picked my wedgie on my way to work today.
And I was thinking my underwear was like so far up my vagina.
And I was like, I never see other people picking their wedgies yet here I am constantly like wedgie
picking well maybe it's just one of those situations where it's like you don't notice
things about like people don't notice things about other people they just notice it about
themselves like I just feel like wedgie picking is like noticeable yeah I would just pretend like
I didn't see it I would just like no I forgot. I would just pretend like I didn't see it. I would just like.
No, I would.
Just forget about it.
I would not pretend I didn't see it.
I would feel.
It would like immediately bring me like peace.
I'm like, oh my God.
Another gorgeous girl on the street.
No.
No.
Because when you pick a wedgie, like it's not gross.
But when someone else does, like you're literally seeing their fingers go into their butt.
Okay.
Not in their butt.
It's like around the cheek.
But like.
But like.
It has butt stuff. no totally like then you're like spreading fecal matter
onto your hands and onto the subway and onto the doorknobs yeah like it's not uh it's like a
there's a lot of relief when you pick your own wedgie but to see someone else do it is all gross
so true um so that's what I'm like kind of preoccupied. Like I know it's a Super Bowl this weekend,
but like I'm focused on my big performance on Monday.
I got my fitting later today.
So I'm just like, I'm nervous to be real.
Like I'm nervous.
You're going to be amazing.
Thank you.
It's all your passion.
All you have to do is just be yourself.
They're going to love you, Turdy.
And if they don't, you know, fashion shows are really quick.
Like.
So true.
It'll be over in a
flash and they'll be running to the next one so true and I got good placement you know I'm not
first I'm not last I'm third which is like a really good number if you're not first you're last
no I disagree I disagree uh yes you're back to our Super Bowl predictions middle of the pack you are
right so if I stink like they'll just they won't even remember yeah but if you're middle of the pack. So back to our Super Bowl predictions. Middle of the pack you are. Right. So if I stink, they won't even remember.
Yeah, but if you're amazing, they'll be like, where's that middle girl again?
Yeah, no, and that's fine by me.
Yeah.
So let's go over some of our Super Bowl predictionists.
Okay.
Do we have any stories about the Super Bowl?
Yeah, Rihanna.
Okay, so I won't talk about Rihanna, but we can talk about the actual game.
Which is what we're obsessed with anyway.
Oh, so true. Chiefs versus Rihanna, but we can talk about the actual game. Which is what we're obsessed with anyway. Oh, so true.
Chiefs versus Eagles.
Who you got, Jax?
I'm torn because I would like, I would prefer for the Chiefs to win by a slight margin.
Like, I'm not, Jason Kelsey is really closing the gap on that.
Yeah.
But I think the Eagles are going to win.
I think it's the Eagles' time.
Yeah, I kind of support everything
you just said you know as a New York fan like you really can't root not not New York fan like
New Yorker it's a kind of illegal to root for the Eagles especially you know on top of that given
the fact that the reason the 49ers aren't in the Super Bowl is because of the Eagles so I really I
can't fuck with the Eagles especially like I have a toxic relationship with Philly. Like I, it's going to be a no for me, even though I'm like not even that jazzed about
the Chiefs.
No, I'm not even that jazzed either.
It's the lesser of two evils.
Agreed.
It feels like everyone in the country who's not, doesn't have Philly ties, like will not
root for Philly.
Do you know what I mean?
They don't make it easy.
No, it's like Zach, he's from Dallas.
He's like, well, I can't root for the Eagles.
I'm like, what's your beef? He's from Dallas. He's like, well, I can't root for the Eagles. I'm like, oh, really?
What's your beef?
It's everything.
What is his beef?
I don't like the, I guess the Cowboys hate, like everybody hates them.
Everyone hates them.
Except for them.
It's so true.
I kind of love that for them though.
No, it's giving villain energy.
It's giving toast.
Yes.
You either love them or you hate them.
It's giving Danielle style.
There is no in between with them no so I
kind of like now when you put it that way I relate I respect it you know I feel like if the Eagles
were a team they would have done 1,000 episodes I could they have history is what you're saying
you and me got a whole lot of history uh oh no that's such a good song and it's so true because we do
have a lot of history I would say 1,000 episodes of history yeah so this is 1,001 we came back you
guys you thought maybe we'd retire after a thousand maybe we'd like take a hint it's too many episodes
but no no by the way our episode like over performed yesterday like our numbers were
through the roof because everybody was tuning in
to see that turnt performance of ours.
So if anything, we've been reinvigorated
for another thousand.
Another thousand.
And we're almost at our five-year anniversary,
which means it was just under five years that it took us.
I was saying it was five and change,
but it's four and three quarters.
So we'll see you in another four and three quarters,
Baruch Hashem, God willing. We'll see you in another four and three quarters. Baruch Hashem.
God willing.
We'll see you in another four and three quarters.
I feel like people who love this show, like live in fear that it's going to end.
I know.
No matter how many times we tell them, like girlies, even if we were offered, let's say
like dead ass, one of us or both of us, like we were offered a job on like the talk or
one of those like daytime daily shows.
Like I would still do this.
Like I don't think I would even want that. No, I feel like you would want that as long as you would still do this like I don't think I would even
want that no I feel like you would want that as as long as you could still do this but you would
never choose like a seat on a rotating cast of clowns um yeah where you could lose your seat
at any time and the show could go under when like we've got a good thing going I always say it's
like you know people will be like Jax Jax do you think you've outgrown the toast? It's like, can Queen Elizabeth outgrow the throne?
No.
This is a job for life.
Literally.
Literally.
It's literally like being a Supreme Court justice.
It's a lifelong job.
Literally.
The show will not end, so I just need everyone to relax.
Turdy.
This is a show that never ends.
It must go on and on, my friends.
Some people started listening not knowing what it was.
And they'll just keep on listening because this is just because this is a show that never ends.
My neck is broken, friends.
Gorgeous rendition. Absolutely. You know, I love that song and I know you hate that
song so I like it when there's a remix that's applicable to my situation remix um so thanks
to everyone for the kind words yesterday we got a lot of feedback people were kind of guffawed that
we thought that there was you know not a single person out there who's listened to every single episode and we were flooded with comments flooded I have no doubt listened to every episode that
includes patreon includes guests so I'm feeling I'm actually feeling reinvigorated and I think a
lot of the times we say this all the time when you do the same thing every day you know sometimes it
starts to feel like you know you're shouting into the void or just like speaking into an echo chamber
and like you're like is anyone even listening like you see the numbers but it doesn to feel like you know you're shouting into the void or just like speaking into an echo chamber and like you're like is anyone even listening like you see the numbers but it
doesn't feel like real people and I think yesterday you know a lot of people who are mostly silent
listeners the show is just a part of their daily routine they don't need you know to send messages
or leave comments they just love the show for what it is so many of the silent listeners came out just
like dropped a comment be like hey like I never comment just love the show congrats on dms and I have like a new reinvigorated sense of self yeah and there were so many people I
thought there would maybe be like one or two who've listened to every thousand but people
were like no I've been listening since the beginning and even when I miss the episode
I will not listen to the next one until I've caught up on the other one so no and there were
people who were like I started listening two years ago and I went back to the beginning and started
from scratch yeah they'll be like if you check my podcast app there is people who were like, I started listening two years ago and I went back to the beginning and started from scratch. Yeah. They'll be like, if you check my podcast app, there is nothing that's like un-listened to.
Not downloaded.
Yeah.
So I love that.
It's a great way to start the weekend with gratitude in our hearts.
Gratitude.
With a reinvigorated spirit.
And I think that's all you could really ask for a Friday show, honestly.
Honestly.
And a lot of musical stylings, which you're getting.
Which you're getting which you're getting so without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know before a Super Bowl
weekend because the next time that we see you we will know who won the Super Bowl and we will see
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daily symbiotic thank you mclardia letardia you're welcome our first story rihanna gave a great
interview saying she's pinching herself over the combination of motherhood oscars and the super
bowl so she told entertainment tonight motherhood os, Super Bowl, I'm still pinching myself, really.
I'm grateful.
I'm grateful.
So not only is Rihanna up for a Grammy,
she just had a bebe
and her first live performance.
An Oscar.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Sorry, blame the neck.
But I'm not going to challenge you.
I did say Grammy.
Yeah.
An Oscar.
She's had a bebe and she's performing in the
super bowl her first live performance since 2017 she told the outlet it really feels like
a lot's happening at once in the words of luke holmes when it rains it pours she also held a
press conference on thursday by apple music the official sponsor of the halftime show
and she opened up so crazy it's the first nonftime show. And she opened up. So crazy. It's
the first non-Pepsi one. She opened up about preparing for this weekend's career defining
performance. She said Sunday. Now that's the one I've been so focused on the Super Bowl. I totally
forgot that my birthday's coming up. I totally forgot about Valentine's Day. She said among the
biggest challenges for her performance was choosing which songs to choose she said quote that was the hardest
hardest part to starting deciding how to maximize 13 minutes but also celebrate that's what this
show is going to be it's going to be a celebration of my catalog in the best way that we could have
put it together you're trying to cram 17 years of work into 13 minutes so it's different difficult
yeah some songs we have to lose because of that and that's going to be okay but I think we did a pretty good job of narrowing it down I also am so curious about um if she's going to bring
any guests because so many of like her iconic songs have features I mean I would just plots
if she's saying four or five seconds I feel like she won't she will not um I know but like maybe
she could have brought out Paul McCartney yeah but that like when you think about her songs and her big ones like they're so huge yeah like they're global four or five seconds
actually doesn't even register but like but also umbrella diamonds we found love in a hopeless
place don't stop the music wait throwback ponder replay i think she'll do ponder replay just because
it was like her first
hit I know I don't and I think it'll probably be like a journey through her music I love that if
they go chronologically I would really enjoy that maybe not the whole time but like I feel like the
first song will be the earliest and the last song will actually maybe not because it's like a like
you know sometimes they start off slow and it's like the ballads. Bitch better have my money.
And then we're cranking it up.
Yeah.
But actually, I don't know if she'll be chronological.
I wonder what she'll choose from the anti-era.
That was like one of her most iconic eras.
Love on the brain.
I know.
Work.
It's exciting.
Work.
It's crazy.
Maybe she'll bring out DJ Khaled.
I like when they bring out people, but like honestly
for Rihanna, this is such a moment. People have been waiting for something like this from Rihanna
for so long. I wouldn't be mad if she brought nobody out. I feel like they almost force people
to bring people out, like to make it more of a spectacle, but like let Rihanna do her thing.
I would kind of prefer if she brought nobody out. Katy Perry brought people out. Lady Gaga brought nobody out. Yeah. Nobody. Lady Gaga's is one of the best. So, and you know what else I
was thinking? I mean, I can't talk about the Superbowl halftime show without talking about
one of my favorite stories. Lady Gaga's five foot two. The documentary she made while getting ready
for the Superbowl. It was so interesting. And you know, Rihanna has that big streaming deal with
Amazon prime because they do the savage stuff. would love love a documentary about getting ready for this I feel like it's
really possible she also talks about getting ready for it how this week's rehearsals are just like
make or break how it's the biggest like craziest endeavor practically impossible what she's trying
to do the stage the dancers the breaking it down of the stage also they they shall be breaking it
down I assume but she didn't say that oh you mean like physically breaking down the stage like to get in and out in 15 minutes yes
eight minutes uh no she said it's 13 minutes no but the breaking it down before uh putting it up
and breaking it down on the field yeah that's what i was talking about too yeah yeah same um
wait i think we're all talking about that wait i had one more thing to say i'm seriously
not okay i could tell like giving i mean you sound sick no i'm not sick
my neck oh sure my neck claudia you're back like usually when we start the show any pain i have
i i can forget about it but it's growing it's growing. It's strengthening. It's crazy.
I keep trying to say something and then remembering and then forgetting it. Oh,
did you see what Rihanna said? I actually really liked what she said. I think the question was
like, are you nervous or whatever? And she was like, honestly, after giving birth, nothing
scares me. I'm a mom. I can literally do anything. And I kind of loved that mindset.
Like obviously I've never given birth,
but it's one of my biggest fears.
And I imagine once I hopefully,
God willing,
bro,
Hashem conquer it.
Like,
you will not find me being nervous
about a single goddamn thing.
Yeah.
I was actually just thinking about that
the other day.
It reminds me of that scene from Ted
where Tammy is,
what's her name?
Ted's girlfriend. Tammy Lynn. Yeah, Tammy Lynn. She's going to Ted's girlfriend Tammy Lynn yeah Tammy Lynn she's gonna
fight Mila Kunis and she's like I've given birth bitch and it's like so true I have given birth
bitch fight me do you have that sentiment like nothing scares you anymore um not not so like
directly like if I still was gonna do a big performance like yeah I would get scared but like
I do feel like you know I know pain so true like you know what no one on this planet
knows pain more than women who have given birth yeah yeah nobody I don't know then you start to
think of all different kinds of fine pain yeah but like
it's a big you know physical pain it's a big thing to do it's like that episode of friends
what do you think is worse pain getting this I know really hard in the nuts or giving birth
I still say giving birth yeah like if you're getting like kicked in the nuts like getting
like find new friends like what are you doing oh totally you know but if you want to have a baby actually
there's two ways out but yeah no I definitely could see myself taking the c-section route like
recover they say recovery is harder so it's like short-term gain long-term pain and then I think
also I think they say you can only have three C-sections.
Not that I'm like, you know, trying to have eight kids.
Like, you never know.
Yeah, then you'd have to switch.
So, but a lot of people do like elective C-sections.
There are definitely, there's pros and cons to everything.
Uh-huh.
That's such is life.
Such is life.
There actually was an episode in the Mindy Project about that.
And what did they say?
Mindy, she's so me.
Like, I was obsessed.
She was pregnant.
Spoiler alert.
And she's like, she booked this like fancy, like best suite in the hotel.
I mean, in the hospital.
She scheduled her C-section.
And when her boyfriend, the father, found out, he was like, you're going to take the easy way out.
And I was like, OK, leave this bitch alone.
Like, fuck off
um and then he actually like ended up like getting to Mindy and she did it she was so proud of
herself but like I don't think really like c-section is like such an easy way out you're
still getting like major surgery and like literally your your organs are like on a table yeah I don't
think it's such an easy way out so she wound up doing vaginal and she was so proud of herself
she was shamed into it she was literally shamed
into it danny like the character who's like her otp in the show such a dick like oh speaking of
dicks you and i when we were together like two nights ago decided to just like mindlessly watch
looking to beach and when i got home last night i got way into season one i'm obsessed i don't
ever remember watching this show like nothing is even remotely familiar to me except like the bones you know Kristen see all right now watching it are you team Kristen
or team LC beyond team Kristen let me tell you why Kristen is me she's so fucking negative like
every time she shows up somewhere she's like can we leave this sucks I want to go home
she's never once been happy on the show for one minute she's at this restaurant oh this sucks
let's go home like she's so if I around her, I would want to kill her.
But I'm self-aware enough to know like that's literally me.
Everywhere I get somewhere, I'm like, can we go home?
This place sucks.
And you know what?
She didn't really do anything to Lauren.
If anything, when the show started, Kristen and Steven were together.
And like Lauren's the one being like, they keep calling Kristen slutty.
Actually, Lauren is being quite slutty.
But the crazy thing and how times have changed so much.
First of all, I kept sending you videos.
Literally once an episode, one of the characters uses the R word.
Like Steven's like, this salad tastes weird.
And Kristen's like, yeah, because the dressing's R word.
I was like, I rewound and put on captions.
I'm like, did I just hear that?
They say it so many times. And then when they go to Cabo, Kristen's like done with Steven and she's
like dancing on the bars, like being cute. And she wants to make out with this guy, Sam. And
literally, I don't know how we were all like drooling over Steven. He pulls her out of the
club, screaming in her face, grabbing her arm. You're a slut. You're a slut.
You're just slut, slut, slut.
And she like is so unfazed by it, queen.
But I'm like, and then everyone's like, good for you, Steven.
I'm like, it was honestly so toxic.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
And it's really just a moment in time.
What year was that?
Because we were like middle school, 2007, 2006.
Yeah, around then.
It is a time capsule of the culture.
R-word, slut, and it's totally acceptable.
All the girls were like, Stephen, good for you.
Kristen was acting really slutty.
It's insane.
I know.
When you watch it with the lens of the world that we live in now,
it's really crazy.
But for the time, that was par for the course.
No, and that's why we were all like
walking around middle school
saying the R word.
Like everyone was.
Well, everyone,
I mean, it was on the radio.
Like the Laguna Beach
didn't invent the R word.
And if anybody tries to like cancel them,
if anyone tries to cancel them now
for saying the R word,
like start with Fergie.
It was a part of the culture.
I mean, entourage,
they say it all the time
in the first season
it's just so jarring to hear a forbidden word like not bleeped out it's not bleeped yeah I'm
I wonder how the cast feels about it being back on because I know that like Kristen has talked
about it they obviously have the rewatch show and I know that they are really embarrassed by
things that they did like I when Lauren went on back to the beach like she apologized to
Kristen for calling her a slut she was like that's so fucked up that I said that.
Like that was like one of her biggest regrets.
Right.
I'm sure they're all texting each other.
They're like, there's worse.
Guys, it was shocking.
Like this bomb.
But I'm enjoying it so much.
I'm obsessed with Kristen.
Like, and I'm just obsessed with the way they were like, they've just skyrocketed to fame
and they were so normal and they had like such normal bodies.
And like, it was just like everything.
Oh, but then like they went to this fashion show.
It was Rebecca Minkoff.
I was dying.
They went to this fashion show, like Trey, like all the ancillary characters.
Like you could not catch me remembering who the fuck Morgan was.
Okay.
And then like that other girl, I think her name christina she like went to new york for spring
break instead of cabo and her like mom got her an audition i don't think i remember her and she
auditions on broadway and she sings only hope which is so quintessential of the times she was
so fucking horrible it was the best scene of my whole life like i was obsessed but you could not
catch me remembering who anyone is except for like the main four like lo lc kristin i remembered that kristin friend girl alex up
kristin's ass yeah i kind of liked her um she had taste like she knew what was good
um but in this scene what scene was i talking about uh oh so it's a fashion show. And it's Elsie, Steven, and Steven's friend who got the tickets,
the blonde guy, Trey.
Talon?
No, Trey.
So they're talking about how, like,
models are really unattractive when they're so skinny.
Like, just, like, talking about bodies, like,
you would just never talk like that now.
Like, I agree.
Like, to be so under, you know, underweight is scary.
But, like, it was just just it's so indicative of like the
difference and the shift in the culture it it's really should be studied that's so funny it's so
I wonder if they like quake over shit like that or they also all say like they haven't re-watched
it they might not even know like what's in there but that also might be why they won't re-watch it
because like they don't like they don't want to know. No and it's just so crazy our perception because at the time it was like Elsie was so cool.
Kristen was coming for her neck but like nobody could touch Elsie.
And what I've gathered from watching the first five episodes is like Elsie is the biggest loser.
All she does is like sit around her house and sit around Laguna Beach waiting for Steven to call.
She like goes out with like Steven and his friends and like hangs on and she's like a loser and all of her friends are like starting to drop her like those other two girls
Christina and Morgan like don't want to hang out with her and Lo anymore because they're like
they're unscrupled and the other two girls like they're virgins and like they have like they're
just like different and it's just I don't remember it being like that I was like nobody's cooler than
Elsie really on the show out of all them the last one I'd want to be is LC yeah but
I think also the show and she said this on Back to the Beach like the show makes her look even
more pathetic they have like these like longing like gazes between her and Stephen where like
they probably weren't even looking at each other but like the way that they frame it and they put
some music on it that it's constantly like this narrative under the show like the one that got
away is LC but it's not like really.
And Lauren said this,
she said,
what I didn't realize I rewatched the first season when I knew I was
coming on this podcast and I had COVID was that like Kristen and Stephen
were in love.
Like they have,
it's a love story between the two of them.
Like an LC is in the way.
Big dope energy.
Yeah.
And the music,
I mean,
it's the score is just, there's so many songs on there you don't
remember we got more bounce in California than all y'all come on so good champagne supernova
in the sky like whatever I'm sure there's like a Laguna Beach playlist I need to listen to it
it's so good you should so that's my little recap i and
you know the episodes are actually five minutes long which is why i love it because they're like
30 minute episodes commercials broken down with commercials it's like 21 i i'll be done i'll be
done later today amazing so good are you gonna watch like the next season when kristen's a senior
and are you gonna watch like probably watch the hills after I don't
know I'm like the hills is all about Lauren and I'm like kind of hating Lauren yeah Kristen is
just cute as a button like she's like she's just adorable like and she wears the same thing every
day like a black tank top black low-rise jeans and a black choker and it's just iconic with her
like short like surfer girl hair yeah oh and like steven takes her surfing and she's like this sucks can we go home like it's so funny so much of re-watching
old shows is like realizing how at the time that we watch them like we were all really wrong you
know what it always reminds me of when melissa gorgo went on real housewives of new jersey and
we were all like riding so hard for theresa at the time that like we all hated Melissa and it's like Melissa is a
sweet nice girl like why can't we like her too Teresa treated her so poorly and we're like yeah
Teresa she's the worst it's like we don't fucking know her we don't know her and guess who turned
out to be the worst Trey Trey Trey who loves her daughters Trey I love my future daughters Trey. Trey. Who loves her daughters. Trey. I love my future daughters.
Trey.
Not to be confused with Trey.
Thank you.
Okay.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah.
I didn't hear an audible yes.
Oh, I said yes.
Oh, okay.
Great.
Thank you for the enthusiasm.
Helena Hutchins' parents and sister are suing alec baldwin and rust producers the ukrainian parents and sister of cinematographer helena hutchins filed a lawsuit on thursday
against alec baldwin and the producers of rust in connection with her death in october 21
2021 attorney gloria allred announced the lawsuit at a press conference at her office
on thursday morning alec is also facing a charge of involuntary manslaughter in Santa Fe, New Mexico,
and he is due to appear in court remotely
to answer for that charge on February 24th.
So everyone has denied culpability in Hutchins' death
and pointed to mistakes made by others
that allowed a live round to be introduced to the set
in violation of industry safety standards.
Helena Hutchins' husband, Matthew,
filed his own wrongful death lawsuit a year ago
on behalf of himself, his wife's estate,
and the couple's son.
The lawsuit is in the process of being settled
and Matthew Hutchins has signed on
as an executive producer of the film,
which is due to resume production in the next weeks.
He said in a statement,
I have no interest in engaging in recriminations
or attribution of blame.
All of us believe Helena's death was a terrible accident.
At the press conference,oria allred said that um helena's family supports matthew and is not second guessing his decision to settle he they said quote the settlement was for matthew and
his child and we are now representing others in the family mom dad and sister and there has been
no settlement for them okay got it so he's So he's settled, therefore he has to like, you know,
appear like outwardly say, you know, we're good.
And like, he's not gonna like join this suit.
He had his own suit and it's come to an end.
And it's-
But the family and him seem to be okay
with each other's different battles.
Yeah, they're not outwardly being like,
you shouldn't settle or anything like that.
The only thing that I don't understand, and so like maybe it would make a lot of sense
if I understood it is like the executive producer credit.
Yeah.
I guess that's maybe just a way of getting him more settlement like as a part of his
deal like we'll pay you this sum but you know if the movie makes any money the movie in
which your wife tragically died on like you be a part of it too you know
what I mean yeah it's weird for sure in the way that it sounds but I have to I have to assume
it's just a way of getting him more money yeah it's still so crazy to me that the show will be
going on the it's the weirdest thing and if I didn't even know that they finished if Alec Baldwin
gets charged will he still be in the star?
So like the way I see it is like with the charges,
it's so frustrating because it really was an accident.
But at the end of the day, someone died.
And like, we still don't really know how.
And like someone is to blame.
And I don't know if that means like, because they, you know,
negligence means they should spend the rest of their life in prison.
I don't think it was Alec, but it's like something needs to happen.
Like somebody died.
A child lost their mom.
A young woman lost her life.
And I do think that like these lawsuits and like these civil like suits are probably like the best way to get some sort of justice.
Because while it's a terrible thing that happened happened like I don't know if there's really
was any bad intent I think it was just like somebody fucked up I don't know that there
was bad intent but like why was a live round on and if it was the person who's in charge of
ballistics are they also the same person that loaded a gun and they know the difference between
the live round and because that even if it's not malicious, which I don't think it is, it's like gross,
gross negligence.
And there are consequences.
Yeah, it's it is still the most crazy, unbelievable thing that I think has happened in the last
10 years.
It's so sad.
And I had also read, remember those turnt videos of Hilaria and Alec like pulled over
on the side of the road talking to paparazzi and Hilaria is like filming it and Alec's telling her to shut up all the interviews and all like
everything he said that's all now able to be used against him yeah which we always have known
which is why when Erica Jane says like I can't talk about it it's frustrating but like you do
understand because everything she says will be used against her and twisted. So if you don't give them anything, they can't twist it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So crazy.
I can't believe the movie's still coming out.
Like, who would go see that?
Not even, it's not even that it's coming out.
Because, like, if it was a wrap, if it was somehow done and they just, like, put it out.
Right.
Then maybe it's like, okay, you know, Helena's last work.
But, like, that they're going back to a set.
Right.
And finishing it. it yeah they really need
to just let it go seriously are you ready for our next story yes misha barton an old interview with
her is resurfacing where she said that she was told to sleep with leonardo dicaprio when she
was just 19 in a 2005 interview which has resurfaced following
DiCaprio's recent sightings with 19-year-old model Aden Polani, the OC star recalled how her
then-publicist had urged her to bed the notorious playboy who was 30 at the time. Barton, who is now
37, told What Is Now Harper's Bazaar that her rep said, go and sleep with that man when they saw
DiCaprio at a photo shoot in Malibu. What's more, the actress claimed she had been advised to do so for the sake of her career.
Misha told the magazine she had no interest in dating an older man before asking,
isn't he like 30 or something?
At the time, he was just back on the market following his split from Giselle.
Page Six has reached out to reps for Leo and Misha for further comment.
So this is like a, like just a crazy anecdote,
but like, and maybe Leo has something going on,
but like this story to me,
I do not find Leonardo DiCaprio culpable.
No, it reflects really poorly on the publicist.
The rep, like reach out to her for comment.
Yeah, no, I agree.
Like this is just an interesting story
given what's going on
and I see how people like could be making connections but if you actually read it Leonardo
didn't you know prompt her no proposed sex like I don't even think they ended up speaking so it's
like I think it's more indicative of like how disgusting Hollywood can be and like how that's
the culture to like pawn off your 19 year old client to fuck a man 11 years older than her just for like fame.
And that's mortifying for the publicist.
But it doesn't really say much about Leo.
No, not at all.
Other than that, his girlfriends become famous, which like we know.
Right.
We know.
So like why don't you track down the publicist internet?
Yeah, let's get a name.
No, like I don't need a name. But like why are you reaching out to Leo for comment like literally he's like
done a lot of weird shit but like this actually isn't one of those I know I completely agree like
if we're gonna do like some expose like there's more better things to expose yeah but um
I could see it yeah Yeah, for sure.
And even now,
like, cute couple.
No, at the time,
I mean, now we're so,
like, jaded
that 19 and 30,
oh, that's not bad.
That's better than Scott Disick.
Right.
I mean, it's better than 19 and 48,
Leo, right now, Eden.
And, like, you know,
she really,
back when she was 19,
she was totally his type.
That was, like,
his Blake Lively, Bar Raffaelli, Giselle era. Like, really tall, and like, you know, she really went back when she was 19. She was totally his type. That was like his Blake Lively, Bar Raffaelli, Giselle era, like really tall, slender, beautiful
women.
And you know what?
It would have been cute, but good for Misha obviously has like good parents, like had
a like a good head on her shoulders.
Cause I think, you know, if you were 19 and like super famous and you just were kind of
free fallen, like you would just, you would just do it.
Yeah.
No, but she's had her troubles.
Yeah, that's true. We need a Misha memoir. Yes, actually. Title. free fall and like you would just you would just do it yeah no but she's had her troubles yeah
that's true we need a misha memoir yes actually title misha's memoir no no no meat no no hold on
it's time you heard it from me sha love all about misha that's actually a good title me myself and Misha I love that
Misha come on Misha's on the hills I know that's what I was thinking when you said that story I'm
like what a weird that was like a weird thing they did that hill no it's honestly first of all
she was amazing she was only on for one season and I thought it was going to be weird because
it's like don't bring this person into and ruin this show especially because she was on the OC which
Laguna Beach was modeled after so it was like you know it's kind of like Tinsley Mortimer becoming
on Real Housewives like it was like we're too big the art meets the artist yeah exactly but
one it's actually pretty cool that it came full circle that she wound up being on the show that
like was inspired by her original show for I could be talking about either Tinsley or Misha,
but I'm talking about Misha and two, oh my God, I loved her. She was so grounded. She was such a
good friend. She gave such good advice. She was so not like obsessed with herself. And I don't know
why she didn't get a second season, probably because she wasn't all those things. And like, she wasn't toxic and she was just a good person. I was under the why she didn't get a second season probably because she wasn't all those things and like she wasn't toxic and she was just a good person I was under the assumption
she didn't want to come back like that's how I saw it well she went for the first one why wouldn't
I think she just was like a little boring for them I liked her I loved her yeah I miss her I
didn't love that reboot though no no no I miss her well the reboot's over too yeah I know I think that's for
the best yeah was Kristen on the on the reboot the second no oh I don't know about the second
season because I only watched the first but she was filming very Cavallari and there was like
you know conflict I feel like by the time they did the second season which was literally like
not very long ago she was available again I feel like she's on it I think that's part of the reason
why like the show didn't really succeed they didn't get like the major players yeah no and
it's like everyone is like married and has kids and it's right it's different it's different yeah
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Next up, Jennifer Coolidge says that she studied mortuary makeup before acting,
and she admitted she was not the best.
It's giving Phaedra Parks.
It's giving Paulette Bonifante.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
The actress, who starred as the nail tech and makeup guru in Legally Blonde recently spoke to Vogue about her new Super Bowl commercial for e.l.f. Cosmetics
and along with sharing her love for the retailer's affordable makeup,
she shared that her career almost took a very different path.
Quote, I sort of thought that maybe I'd be a makeup artist,
but I was not the best in the class,
and who wants to be sort of mediocre at something if you pick that as a career?
She attended the Joe Blasco School in LA to study special effects fashion and beauty in a curriculum that included a mortuary makeup class though there were no
cadavers included in the class. While she didn't end up going to the funeral home route and chose
acting instead the actress did learn a thing or two during beauty school. She said if you have
dark under eyes like black or blue,
you can actually mix orange makeup in with your concealer
and it will completely cover the blue or yellow to cover redness.
It's called color correction, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, when Jennifer says it, like, it's different.
It's better.
Wait.
So this also begs the question now,
a conversation we had a few weeks ago about jobs you never want to have,
is like being a mortician slash like, you know know getting bodies ready for maldehyde makeup clothing
is that something you could ever do working and well no morgue tings I don't think I could do
well that's different than a funeral morgue is like autopsies you like open up people's bodies
no no that would be an autopsier no that's that and that happens at the more but there are the
people who like you know are in charge of organizing the morgue they don't do like be
doing an autopsy is like a special skill set yeah yeah you see you're saying you would never want to
be like an organizer at the morgue i would never want to be an organizer at the morgue a morganizer
would you no would you want to do autopsies? No I think doing an autopsy is probably
worse than being like a you know funeral makeup and clothing. Yeah I could sooner do funeral makeup.
Yeah I wouldn't want to. I mean it's like that episode of The Simple Life which had to have been
fake when they like had the job spray tanning dead people. Oh my god. That had to have been fake. I'd
rather do funeral makeup than be a Morganizer.
Yeah, me too.
I mean, I just don't, I don't know how I would be around dead bodies.
I mean, I've been around one in my life and it was like a loved one.
So.
No, it's different.
It was different.
It's just, I can't even.
I can't even.
Like, I can't even continue the conversation.
And we don't even know like like, really what goes down.
Because in Judaism, you bury the person the day after they die.
So there's no, you know, formaldehyde.
You don't do, like, pump up their body.
But in other cultures, you know, you wait weeks. And by the time the body, like, it needs all that stuff.
So I don't know what that stuff is because we don't do that.
Would you rather be a morganizer or do beach chairs on the beach? I don't know. It stuff is because we don't do that. Would you rather be a Morganizer or do beach chairs on the beach?
I don't know.
It's really cold in the morgue.
And I think I would like the temperature.
You could wear your sweatshirt.
So, okay.
But what's the Morganizer?
Like, what's my responsibility?
Is it pulling the drawers open?
Yeah.
Like when a person comes in.
I mean, I don't know what they
were like i'm gonna just do hypothetical hypothetical person comes in on the tray
and you have to put them in the drawer tag it are they already in the bag i
or i put them yeah yeah they're already in the probably. But maybe you need to put a tag on their toe or something.
I mean, I'd have to say the beach.
You'd get tan.
But honestly, it's a tough call.
It's a tough call.
Maybe you could get like, you know, some free fries at the beach club.
That's true.
Start thinking of the positives.
Yeah.
You would get so skinny.
Oh, my God.
I would be so fit, like athletic, like strong calves.
Tan.
I actually probably end up looking like a little leathery, like a purse.
Skinny as a needle.
Skinny as a needle.
That's tough.
Yeah.
Jennifer Coolidge shows to be an actress instead. I think that's for the best because she seems to be pretty good at it yeah she's one of a kind you know the industry wouldn't
be the same one of a kind I couldn't have said there are a lot of actresses we discuss all the
time actress actresses who like could be replaced with another could be interchangeable we don't
even know who they are yes but you don't get Jennifer Coolidge confused with anybody else she's a once in a lifetime talent yeah in it like but it's not
like she's more talented she's the most talented personality yeah because like she's Jennifer yeah
she's in her own lane and you got to run your own race turdy yeah and I don't think like she's out
here competing with other actresses.
I think people are actually creating roles for her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story,
which is a little podcasting news?
Oh, always ready to, you know, read the industry to filth.
Yeah, unexpected podcasting news,
and I don't know how much filth you're going to be able to read.
Okay. and um i don't know how much filth you're gonna be able to read okay winnie the pooh has gotten a podcast deal at baboon animation go kid go after revealing a film prequel and series to a
a milne's beloved book winnie the pooh baboon animation has set a five property podcast deal
with go kid go starting with stories from the poo corner working title the podcast i think that's a
uh title that needs to change sounds like a quarter full of shit the podcast like the feature
will explore the characters young lives before the tales in the book took place and will acquaint
preschool age children with all the classic pals from milne's hundred acre wood and introduce new
characters these younger characters will have big fresh appeal for
a brand new kid audience I don't know do you think really complex for like a kid do you think Winnie
the Pooh can make it in this day and age with these kids I don't I don't going up against
Coco Melon he's going up against Baby Shark no and I do think there is like a place for podcasting
but for kids like I like I
really think miss Rach would have a really popular podcast like basically audio versions of her
of her videos however um I think it's hard to keep kids attention when it's just audio that's
why like miss Rach is singing and like all that no but say you're in the car like I don't expect
them to like put on headphones I know but like iPad in the car like I'm saying you're competing with like Coco Melon yeah people have
iPads in the car yeah I just so I think like a backstory about like it's too complex for a
podcast for kids I don't know I think it could be done I'd rather have my kid listen to a podcast
in the car than watch a screen just because of like of course motion sickness yeah that's why
I think like miss Rach not uploading
her videos as podcasts is a huge loss miss reach if you hear this free idea yeah just or someone
could like rip the audio yeah or just like play their phone youtube for sure but like get on
another platform miss reach yeah because also sometimes the kids are sitting backwards so it's
like you're traveling backwards and you're watching something on a screen couldn't be me oh and you
might be having a snack vomit it's so true maybe drinking backwards and you're watching something on a screen. Couldn't be me. Oh, and you might be having a snack. Vomit.
It's so true.
Maybe drinking some milk.
Yeah.
But kids are fucking, you know, they're crazy.
They're crazy.
They're they do shit we could never do.
Like they love to be thrown around and toss and they don't even get dizzy.
No, it's wild out there.
But I like the idea of kids podcasting.
I mean, of course, it then starts to compete with us because then the parents in the car,
you know, all of a sudden they could be like, we're in the car.
We have to listen to mommy show.
But now all of a sudden kid goes, what about Winnie the Pooh, mom?
Right.
Turn on Miss Reach.
Turn on Coco Melon.
Coco Melon is getting a podcast, I think.
Are they?
We've reported on kids podcasts, you know, a couple times a year.
I've heard so much about Coco Melon.
Like I've for years, everyone's like my kids.
It's like crack.
And I only saw it for the first time, like a couple of weeks ago when Michaela was watching.
And I was like, this is what everyone's obsessed with.
Like, I thought it was like very low budget.
I thought their songs stunk it up.
They were like half not even on melody and their rhymes like weren't even that inspired.
I was like, I could do better.
I really, I was shocked that this was like the thing everyone was obsessed with.
No, it's addictive.
And then you realize they're getting addicted to mediocrity oh you know so true we need our kids to aspire to do
better yeah so i'm anti-cocomelon i you have my full support thank you you know mickey mickey
could have a podcast hiya kids totally Let's get our mousketools.
We're going for a car ride on a road trip.
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.
So good.
But you guys, when in doubt, put on the toast for your kids.
Sure, we curse sometimes such as life
jinx you owe me a soda but like if you guys were like if we got a lot of actually like if we got a
lot of comments that were like i literally would love to listen to you guys with my kids in the car
like the songs the the the rhythm of the girlies etc the you know the vocabulary um but like i let
you guys curse way too much like I really can't I personally would
make a conscious effort to curse less I'm not saying that I could do it but I would try I
first of all I wouldn't because it's literally impossible for me to stop cursing it is that's
like you asking me to stop saying the word like it's just we've gotten so much better turdy though
with like yeah like from our first early days oh when we go back and
watch old episodes like the like the like it's horrible yeah so I think we could improve I think
we could improve too yeah I definitely think we're better with the light because practicing talking
every day like you become so conscious of it pot free idea for the apps you like Spotify or Apple
should have a feature where
you could bleep curse words when you're listening to it just like on captions on Instagram stories
they would like you know scan through your episode and bleep out bad words that's a great idea someone
needs to invent that technology and sell it and then and then if it like Spotify had it then
everybody would listen on Spotify yeah oh my god that's like why do we have to change why don't you
guys work on that we have
so many good ideas that we like throw out here but that might be your best one yet it's like it's
kind of like a million dollar idea it's kind of a billion dollar idea if you think it could sell
to Spotify no I think it would sell to Spotify for like 50 mil no I think not only Spotify like
every platform there's so many major billion dollar media companies that need that.
Yeah.
Pandora.
Because you could use it for music too.
Yeah.
Get to work someone.
Get to work someone.
Someone who's in that field of programming.
Someone get to work.
Of like coding and such.
That nine year old kid who graduated high school.
I have a lot of things for him to work on.
Me too. He should also like work on kids television yeah what should what could the kids
watch right that's not cocomelon that will make them more like you more educational content i
wonder what he if he ever chooses to relax what he watches how he winds down such a good question
we need to get him on the toes. We do.
So those were the fast five.
They were actually pretty good.
And it was a nice episode, you know,
kind of easing us back into the remote setup.
It's the last one of the week, last one before Super Bowl.
So I hope everyone has a great time at the Super Bowl.
Make sure to eat a ton, root hard, you know,
enjoy the Rihanna concert.
It's very exciting. It is exciting.
We'll see you on Monday and we'll know who won. We'll know more then. We'll know more then and
we will have a full recap, but maybe up until halftime because I might have to go to sleep.
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