The Toast - Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
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Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast.
They sound amazing.
Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast.
Happy Tuesday.
That feels like a Friday
because we have a song and we are celebrating.
We are fucking celebrating, snitch.
Okay, that's right.
First look, very first episode
with our brand new theme song created by and for the Toasters. Congratulations to the swirly songwriter named Becca,
who delivered a fabulous performance of an original song that we were honored to get into the studio to record.
Yes, we had so many wonderful submissions and it was really tight down to the wire at the end,
but we love this song so much. It's a perfect little ditty.
It gets stuck in your head.
It's so pleasant to listen to.
And we are so excited to have it in every episode.
Now we won't like listen to it live in every episode.
We'll just like add it to the front.
But for today, like we just had to hear
our gargy, pargy voices.
And like just to acknowledge like all the talented songwriters
like it was a really big question for many weeks,
like Becca or Samantha, Becca or Samantha,
Blonde or brunette, Blonde or brunette,
and then shout out to the two country toasters
who did it together in Nashville.
Those were the top three.
It was really hard.
Ultimately, we chose Becca's because it sounds
exactly like we were looking for,
a little Disney Channel theme song.
It's so pargy, it's swirly, it's to the point,
it's not too long, and we officially have our theme song
and the fact that we went on this whole social media journey
is so us, you know?
We couldn't just do it the normal way.
No, but the fact that it actually worked out
is not so us.
Okay, so do you have something you wanna say to me?
Great idea, coaches.
Because you were doubtful of my song competition.
You were doubtful.
I wasn't doubtful.
I supported you completely.
Yeah, but you were just doubtful.
What if people are introverted music producers?
And I could definitely sense that people came out of their shells. Shells, yeah, but you were just like doubtful. Like what if people are introverted music producers? And I could definitely sense that people came out
of their shells.
Shells, yeah.
And their comfort stones and participated.
And no, it was so much fun.
It was a great idea.
The end result is so wonderful.
We both got in the studio.
You can hear a little Jack's a little clod
on the one's in tune. A little harmony.
It's a little harmonizing,
which is what we do all the time.
We do need to figure out both internally,
but I would like to hear people's thoughts
because we had mentioned perhaps getting rid
of Good Morning Millennials,
and this would be like our official intro into the show.
People rioted.
So I think right as it stands right now,
unless we find a better idea,
it'll be every day like the ditty, the song,
Good Morning Millennials.
Yeah, everyone's gonna want you
to keep Good Morning Millennials.
I have my own thoughts. And I love that they have something, like we created something that they love. Like I'm's gonna want you to keep good morning millennials. I have my own thoughts.
And I love that they have something,
like we created something that they love.
Like I'm not gonna take that away from them.
I know, but I'm all about evolution.
Wow, okay. And the show has evolved.
Like now we have a song, we're not even together anymore.
We don't talk at the same time.
Like why, let's move to onto the next.
Yeah, I know, but like somethings.
Like when you're constantly innovating,
like you don't need to hold onto like every single thing.
You can like say you're good bye. Yes, but yes, I know. But like somethings- When you're constantly innovating, like you don't need to hold on to like every single thing. You can like say you're good vibes.
Yes, but yes, I agree with you.
However, certain things need to stay with us.
Like that's tradition, you know?
That's how traditions get made.
I mean, I'm big on tradition.
I'm big on the history.
I know.
And I'm just saying, it will always be like,
remember when we had Good Morning Millennials?
Cause the thing is, the tradition is the Jackson Claude. It's is the tradition is the Jackson Claude.
It's the timeless tradition of the Jackson Claude.
You're timeless to me.
You really are timeless to me.
I think Jackson Claude are timeless.
So that was fun.
Like seriously, that whole journey,
loved every minute of it.
In any place I would find you Claude.
Oh my God, same.
Love that.
Even though we've established,
growing up we would not have been friends.
No, if we didn't have to be.
And nowadays, we talked about this as influencers,
what you think of me as an influencer
if I wasn't your sister, and what I would think of you.
And I still think, actually,
we probably wouldn't think to connect.
No, we wouldn't think, oh my God, the way that when I saw Shannon we wouldn't like think like, oh my God,
I'd like the way that, you know, when I saw Shannon's page,
I'm like, oh my God, I have to meet this girl.
Like I have to get lunch with her.
I don't know if we would think that about each other
because we're so different.
No, no, we like 1000% what not.
Right.
It's Tuesday, which really genuinely means nothing,
but it means dear toasters.
So the community is getting fed today.
We have a ton of really good submissions
that I'm excited about.
I was giggling, choosing them this morning.
And we have a party show, no?
Yeah, always a party show,
especially now that we have a song in our hearts.
And in the beginning of our show.
Good morning, girlies, who's the toast?
By the way, I've been singing it just so much
in my head, in my house, like walking around.
The fact that I haven't accidentally started
like humming it on the toast and spilled the beans
as to who the winner was is a miracle.
Cause I've just been like,
Jackson died in my house.
It's your favorite show.
Oh, let's get a live performance.
The fact that things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast.
And shout out to Becca for writing it in my key.
Yeah, and actually shout out to Becca
for not writing it in my key.
I actually like had to practice a lot.
It's a little bit higher than I normally sing.
Obviously I was able to crush it in the studio.
Our producer Curtis said he never saw anyone get in so fast.
Did the whole thing in like four minutes.
He was impressed.
Like I didn't even mention it, but he brought it up.
He kept saying like, wow, that's so impressive.
But he's worked with you before.
Yeah, and it wasn't even in my key.
Yeah, I've worked with this producer several times.
So why was he so impressed
when he knows what you're capable of?
I guess it's been a while.
Yeah, he needed a reminder.
Should we put this on iTunes or is that like crazy?
Because I've been playing it on my phone,
like for my family and it's like very short.
So they're like, again,
and it would be nice if I could like airplay it
to the Sonos.
Right, I'll bring you a CD.
When my phone locks, it stops.
Right, right, we're playing like a voice note.
So I actually would like to put it on Spotify
so we can listen to it on repeat in the car.
I'll have to figure out how to do that.
I think it's pretty easy.
It's not.
It's not easy.
Unless we just upload it as an episode. Unless we just upload it as an episode.
Unless we just upload it as an episode.
Then it's easy, but if we have to upload it as like,
where are we, I could put it on my Spotify page,
which has my music and my comedy albums,
but that wouldn't be right.
So then we'd have to make a new artist page,
Jackson Claude, like it would be really hard.
I think that we should,
because our future is in music.
In music.
Like at some point there will be like toast tunes
and we'll need that page anyway.
So I think we might as well just have everything
in one place.
What is our like artists name?
Like what's our band name?
Is it just like Claudia?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Not like Claudia and Jacqueline Asher.
No, no, no, no.
I think that when you search the Toast
and the podcast would come up or our various albums.
God willing, God willing, Blaine Hara.
Multiple playlists, we can make playlists for people
with our favorite songs.
Your time is to me.
Jackie ho ho ho.
Yeah, like songs we reference
that you might not know are songs, but they are.
Yeah, like, what's-
What can I say except, yeah, welcome.
No, and also, what's that Demi Lovato song
that we're weirdly always singing?
And also what's that Demi Lovato song that we're weirdly always singing?
Happy for you, know that I am.
Yeah, we do sing that a lot.
Stuff like that and you can get an education connection.
Education connection would obviously be on that too.
Yeah.
The albums sort of write themselves.
Summer, summer, summer, summer.
We do reference a lot of random songs.
Wait, should I start writing down the songs. We do reference a lot of random songs.
Should I start writing down the songs
that need to be on the playlist?
Yeah.
And then like when we sing our songs.
Like toasty references.
That way when the playlist starts,
like it will be a breeze.
Okay, so it was,
I don't know what the name of the Demi Lovato song is.
Is just write happy for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're welcome.
Uh-huh.
Happy for you, summer.
Timeless, timeless to me, hairspray.
Yeah, that's good.
I like that.
Okay, and then I'll just keep a running list.
Yeah, sound off in the comments.
Like what other songs do we like constantly say?
Now here's the thing.
Do you think that we should put the original version
of like Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, which is woman, woman.
I don't know. They stopped sponsoring the show. So I'm inclined to say no. I know, but I still have a Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, which is woman, woman. I don't know, they stopped sponsoring the show,
so I'm inclined to say no.
I know, but I still have a Thuma bed,
so they're always in my house in the middle of the night.
I sleep in it when I...
Yeah, but no, I think like Thuma, Thuma, Thuma,
that goes on the original album.
That's different.
Come again?
Like when we make our album of Toast Toons.
Yes, it's its own song, it doesn't go on the playlist.
I agree. Okay, just like this here. I love thisons. Yes, it's its own song. It doesn't go on the playlist. I agree.
Yeah.
Okay, just like this here.
Okay, I love this idea.
Let's see what else comes up.
Can't wait to get our Spotify page up and running
in six to eight months.
Oh, so feel free to write in the comments,
like songs we're obviously forgetting
that we sing all the time that need to be.
Yeah, we'll just also be mindful of it today.
Yeah, of course.
That's why the new pants,
I'm not turning the page on this.
I wouldn't dream of you turning the page.
I will never turn the page on this.
Let me just, let me title it to a playlist
in case one day I stumble upon this.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah, in 50 years, when we bury it in a time capsule,
we should go into your backyard and bury a time capsule.
We'll put like a spritz.
We'll put a couple of things. Yeah.
But you probably won't be living in your house in 50 years.
That's how long we have to wait?
For it to like be impactful.
I don't know, Zoe 101, I feel like it was like 15 years.
Yeah, but they did it when they were like,
when they were really youthful, you know?
Like we're already grown bitches.
No, but we're still making memories.
50 years is insane.
That's funny that you think of Time Capsule.
80.
Partie.
It's funny that you think of Zoe 101
when you think of Time Capsule.
I think of Crossroads with Britney Spears
and Zoe Saldana.
Oh, of course,
because you're always thinking of Crossroads.
I am always, like that movie is, I don't even,
like, and obviously we watched it the same amount growing up.
We happened to have had it on VCR.
We used to literally play rewind, play rewind.
Like it was the only movie we watched,
but I don't feel like it had as big of an impact
on everybody else in the family as it did me.
Yeah, no, it definitely resonated with you
more than other people.
Like we all loved it, but like it became
part of your identity.
And in terms of like the sister's identity,
Margot was the one who was really obsessed
with Britney Spears.
So you would have thought that in the movie
would have impacted her most of all, but no, not me.
And maybe that's because I really resonated with
Britney in that film.
Yeah, and just having a song in your heart.
Yeah, and wanting to be a singer-songwriter,
not knowing where to start.
And Kim Coutrelle is your mother
and she wants nothing to do with you.
That's the craziest part of the movie.
Yeah.
And she lives in a mansion in Arizona
and she's like, scram, Brittany, scram.
Yeah, that is crazy.
It's a good flick.
And of course, Taryn Manning.
Of course, and the third.
So we saw Donna, yeah, I said that.
Oh, you did?
She's like the obvious one.
Like we know that's how she got her start,
but like not enough people know Taryn Manning.
For me, as someone who never watched
Shad and the Is the New Black,
like Taryn Manning is only from Crossroads.
Oh, oh, I guess, but no,
she went on to have an illustrious career.
Yeah, but like that's my first touch point.
Thousand percent.
What else? Like what's going on? I'm going to see Shad and touch point. Thousand percent. Um, what else? Like, what's going on?
I'm going to see Shannon show tonight.
Oh, fun. I'm going to see her show when she's down here.
So I'm really excited. Don't spoil it.
No, I won't. But like, yeah, I have plans.
I'm going to have to dinner to like, OK.
Hey, look at me.
Hey, look at me.
That's really fun.
I tried to watch more Love is Blind last night
and I'm in Honduras.
Oh, thank God.
Emphasis on the word tried.
Tried and sort of succeeded, but I made it to Honduras.
I fast forwarded through a lot, so I missed some stuff.
And I just want to say, you were completely right
about Madison, bad egg.
Yeah.
And the fact that Ben Platt could read her.
And like the way that he broke up with her
and when and why he was a hundred percent right.
Because even when she came back into the girls room,
she was like, I'm going home.
Like, this isn't gonna work for me.
And it's like, girl, no, you just got dumped.
Revision is history.
She's a liar.
You ain't nothing but a liar.
And then it seems like in the future,
when they all meet up, she has purple hair.
Yeah, she has pink hair.
I might've waited.
Yeah, it's kind of a crazy thing to do.
I might've waited until I had my hair purple
until after I met the person.
Right.
Because then, I don't know, I just feel like.
That's not who you were when you met them in the pods.
Yeah, and maybe he doesn't like purple hair
and then he won't ruin the day.
I mean, it's crazy.
Like I'd want to show up and make that person rue the day.
Maybe like she thinks her best look is the pink hair.
And maybe he will rue the day with pink hair,
but now it's like, maybe he won't.
Right. It's a risk.
It is a risk.
I feel like most like blonde hair is very commonplace.
Can't really go wrong.
I just got the worst vibes from her.
Like I really found her to be insufferable
before she even turned like malicious.
Like just her storytelling and her use of like
therapy language, I just found her to be like so dreadful.
But she'd defend me, you know?
And then she started like acting weird and wrong.
And I'm like, oh, you're like the worst.
No, and like his biggest concern about her was like
the fact that she said that she's an avoidant personality
during confrontation.
And then they had a confrontation and she shut down.
And after having said, I'm not like that anymore.
And he literally got to see that that's exactly
how she deals with conversations.
And she was just like, you have to trust me.
You have to trust me.
Right, but then she had her opportunity.
She shut down.
He was like, oh no, she very much avoids.
And credit to Ben Platt.
He really tried to change the conversation.
He starts saying, what does Christmas look like
in 20 years?
He tried to move on and she stayed there,
dust collecting on her ripped jeans.
On her pink hair.
Pinked up hair.
Two things I also wanted to say about Love is Blind.
I was thinking about this last night.
We have seen Nick Vanessa Le Chay twice,
where I'm up to, episode nine.. I was thinking about this last night. We have seen Nick and Vanessa Lachey twice
where I'm up to episode nine.
And I feel like you and I went on like such a diatribe
about them when we watched Love is Blind UK
because the hosts were barely in it.
And it was just like a much more enjoyable experience.
And I know that there's been like a lot of feedback
from the Netflix audience about Nick and Vanessa
as hosts in general, but also like the show
not needing so much host content.
And I wanna say it's actually been really pleasurable.
Like the little droplets we're getting of Nick and Vanessa.
I just saw them as we transitioned to Honduras.
Exactly, and that was the second time,
the first time since the beginning.
Yeah.
And then the other thing was,
I don't see enough people talking about like the budget
for the vacation.
Usually they say these huge hotel properties,
every date is like very lavish.
I mean, one of their dates was like walking through town.
That's not a date, you know?
It's really-
The hotel is so small.
I'm surprised they're not running into each other.
They usually say these like enormous all-inclusive resorts
where like there's not another human being.
It's like a really small Kimpton hotel.
The sheets are purple.
It's just weird.
Oh yeah, the beds look like someone's apartment.
They have a lot of character. It looks like they brought their own bedding. It looks like they brought the beds look like someone's apartment. They have a lot of character.
It looks like they brought their own bedding.
It looks like they brought their own bedding
from like Target.
They have a lot of character and like,
and not the way that you want your hotel to look.
Yeah, and they look like LinkedIn.
Like I literally want like a hotel bed.
Yeah, and I want it to look like I'm the first person
to sleep in that bed.
I know that I'm not, but like the sheets are like crisp.
This is like a duvet purple from Target.
It looks like you're in someone's dorm room.
College room, yeah, exactly.
No, I totally got the same feeling,
but Kimpton is nice, right?
I think there are varying degrees of Kimptons.
It's kind of like- Kimpton.
I'm sure, like, I don't think it's a luxury hotel.
No, I don't. Oh, okay.
Okay, then. I'll have to ask Brian.
But like, I stayed at a Kimpton once in Washington, D.C.
And the floor in my entire room was wet. And that's the only time, but I stayed at a Kimpton once in Washington DC and the floor in my entire room was wet.
And that's the only time I've ever stayed at a Kimpton.
And it has colored my opinion of the chain.
It was a carpeted room
and the carpet was wet everywhere I walked.
It was disgusting.
Yeah, she's been to DC.
Hope you didn't miss that.
Yeah.
The nation's capital, she's been.
I wonder what it was. I think it was there for a show I think.
I think it was probably my sold out show
at the Warner Theater.
Oh, she played the Warner.
Yeah, Warner.
She played the Warner.
Warner, it was a piracy show at the Warner.
It always is.
So like I could dive in, I'm just letting you know,
but I also could not. I guess I could dive in, I'm just letting you know, but I also could not.
I guess I could see what, see where life takes us,
what we can add to the playlist.
Before we do, let me just say Jackie and I posted
a new episode on our Patreon yesterday,
one of our favorite series, Naggy Bitch Wife.
And it's just when girls write in, they're like,
please, am I being a naggy bitch wife,
or like am I justified in thinking my husband's insane?
And it usually comes down to household chores,
lots of like things about taking out the garbage.
And I was sharing a story and Jackie,
like you didn't support me and I'm so glad that I shared it
because you just didn't get it, you know?
About the paper towels?
About the paper towels.
Did you get a lot of outreach?
Oh my God, people were like, Ben is so crazy for that.
So let me just say this on the main show
because it's worth repeating.
I've noticed something like crazy that my husband does.
I've always known he has like a really bad habit of overusing paper towels. It's so wasteful. It's money down the I've noticed something crazy that my husband does. I've always known he has a really bad habit
of overusing paper towels.
It's so wasteful.
It's money down the drain.
You know?
So are they saying he's crazy for the overuse
or for what comes next?
For what comes next. Okay.
And one of the ways he overuses is
we have a couple of dishes that we always hand wash,
like our knives, our pots and pans,
unless there's been something really gross in there.
So I wash, because I don't trust Ben to get all the food off,
and he dries.
And when he dries like a big pan,
he'll take like a huge stack of paper towels to dry it.
Like it's insane.
That's clearly where you use the dish rag, right?
And then like the final step in the kitchen cleaning
is always wiping down the counters,
Meyer lemon spray all over the counter.
And then to wipe up the surface cleaner,
he'll use the dish rag. Like it bothers me so much. And I was saying it to Jackie and she was like,
I don't get it. That's like not that crazy. I got not ideal. I got some real sense of
community in the comments. People were like, no, he's so crazy for that. That's good to
find your community. Correct. So if you want to hear what other people and some people
like are dealing with some real crazy behavior.
Real crazy behavior.
So check out Maggie Bitch Wife, patreon.com slash The Toast.
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First story, Zoe Kravitz is breaking her silence
about her split from Channing Tatum.
Oh, I didn't see this.
It just dropped, breaking news.
Because Zoe Kravitz is on the cover of Elle's March issue
and she is talking about her ex Channing Tatum
because their movie, Blink Twice, just came out.
So I guess that they maybe met on the set of the movie
or I don't know.
It was like a project, I think that they just like,
a passion that they worked on together.
So she's talking about the passion
that they worked on together and their relationship.
So she was asked whether their split
has affected how she feels about their movie.
And she said, not at all.
I love this thing that we made together
and I care for him very much.
Even when you bring up how great his performance is,
it warms my heart to hear that.
And I'm so happy that all of it happened.
I just feel so grateful that we got to go
on that journey together, she says.
She-
It's very mature.
Yeah, I feel like it's the sort of thing where it's like,
yeah, she's like, he's amazing.
I love him because he's like sitting in a room crying.
Right, right.
It's easy to be the bigger person
when like you're the one who clearly broke up with the other.
Yeah, and I don't know what exactly happened between them,
but I do feel like that's what happened.
Especially in the way that she's talking now.
There's like no animosity, nothing.
She just gives the vibe like she's in control.
Yeah, even when they were together,
it was like very cool for him.
Yeah, she's always been like the leader here
in terms of all of it.
Like they were hanging out with Taylor Swift
like because of her.
Yeah, and that, but regarded like actually
not even about Taylor Swift, just like he's kind of,
he's Channing Tatum, like he's very handsome.
Silly, goofy.
And she's like the epitome of the cool girl
and just like, them getting together.
Right, that's why I brought up Taylor Swift.
Like their coolness was her.
Yes.
Like they weren't getting invited to these cool places
and they were also just like an interesting couple.
People found interesting because of her.
She's really like a very interesting,
first of all, tier of celebrity.
She's like Neppo baby,
but she's also really successful on her own.
And she comes from just like a really fabulous
circle of women and he is yes, Magic Mike.
Yeah.
So she also said that he has a lot to offer talent wise
and that she's excited for people to keep witnessing that
he has so much more coming.
And I think he's in a place as an actor
where he's feeling really confident
and people are seeing different sides of him.
And I do think that speaks to the like
other side of Magic Mike, you know,
like maybe he'll start doing indie films
and be a more serious actor, which I don't wanna see,
but I know that like that earns people street cred
in the industry.
Like if you've been paying attention
and you've seen the movie, She's the Man,
you would know that Channing Tatum
is probably one of the most talented actors of our time.
Now, has he chosen roles after that,
that I would have agreed with and told him to do
if I was his manager?
No.
Having said that-
You mean Magic Mike?
Like, I feel like his movie career
isn't what it should be.
Yeah.
When I think of Channing Tatum,
I think of like international heartthrob,
everybody loves him, but like, what's he in?
21 Jump Street, Magic Mike, Step Up.
The 21 Jump Street route was good.
I liked that for him.
Yeah, more like blockbuster comedies.
Right, but those movies like sort of went out of style
a little bit, like the super bad type of film.
So he got in on that and then he did,
and I get why Magic Mike is attractive, right?
It's huge budgets, huge studio productions.
It's a way for everyone in the world to know you
and you make a ton of money.
And don't forget, he's a dancer.
Right, step up.
He's a very good dancer, so you wanna dance too.
But when you do that, I feel like this is what
we're always talking about.
You have to sort of, if you care,
you have to balance both those big franchises
with your indie art films
to still be taken seriously as an actor.
Yeah, but Joe Manganiello's in Magic Mike, right?
Yeah, and I, right, I think that Jack's-
But you don't take him seriously?
I take him seriously as my celebrity crush.
Yeah.
But that's about it.
Well, this is sweet for them.
I feel sad for Channing,
because this just confirms that his heart was broken.
Do you think when him and Jessie J broke up,
it was him or her?
That's a tough one for me.
To talk about or to answer?
To talk about.
Yeah, I know. That was true love talk about. Like that was true love.
I know.
That was true love.
But Jessie J is happier than she's ever been in her life.
So it actually wasn't true love.
And like everything happened the way
that it was supposed to.
Correct.
But it's just hard for me to reconcile
that it wasn't supposed to happen for her with Channing.
It would have been better if like her happy ending
with like the baby and everything
after all of her like fertility struggles
if it would have happened with him.
But it wasn't meant to be, I agree,
like we can't lament over that, we really can't.
No, I've been trying to move forward day by day,
step by step.
Sorry to bring it up.
And so yeah, I feel like I'm going backwards in my journey.
But I do love that like Channing Tatum
is kind of girly in the sense that he uses his dating career
as like a big part of his star, like, and how he stays relevant.
Like, I feel like we're recently talking about him so much
exclusively because of who he's dating,
never because of his work.
Well, now he's in Blink twice.
Which again, is really only being spoken about
because they worked on it together.
It's like a, it was a passion project.
It's like a very small independent film.
Yeah.
And then before that was his wife.
Jenna Dewan.
Yeah.
Drop the Tatum.
And she, her husband.
Moved on, has a baby with someone else.
But her husband was like doing something.
He was starting drama, right?
I'm Googling it.
Steve Kazee. He was talking shit.
He was talking shit about someone. it. Steve Kazee. He was talking shit. He was talking shit about someone.
Steve Z.
Kazee.
Do you think if, oh Kazee, spell it.
K-A-Z-E-E.
I'm just gonna search Steve Kazee drama.
Oh, he posted ha ha when Channing and Zoe broke up.
Was that it?
That's too recent.
The thing I'm thinking about was like way later.
Maybe it's on his Wikipedia, it's not.
Like what are we thinking of?
He did post ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
when Channing and Zoe broke up.
And I feel like that was it actually.
Really? Yeah.
Which that wasn't nice,
but he did work on the Twilight soundtrack
so he does like get a little bit of a pass.
Wow, people who worked on the Twilight soundtrack
like are of another elk,
like they're the most talented people on the planet.
Exactly.
The way they seamlessly wove like Christina Perry,
the civil wars, and then also Claire de Lune in there,
it's actually like a piece of art.
Yeah, what did he do on it?
I just, I don't know why I always remember that about him.
Cause it's worth remembering, honestly.
He gives Matthew coma energy.
He does give Matthew coma energy in like not-
Do you know why?
Why?
Like you get what I'm saying?
No, no, I agree with you.
And it's like, that's not a good thing.
Cause the way I see it, it's like,
you have a job in music that like,
we've never heard of you.
We only know you because of your partner, Hilary Duff.
But if like, if we were to look into it like,
oh, you do have a pretty legit music career.
No, and it's like the couple of times
you've come up on your own, like I'm not digging it.
Like even Matthew Cuomo recently was in the news
and I thought it was so loser-y.
Okay, so he was in the news for like something positive,
but a lot of people didn't see what happened before that,
but you and I did, we were setting the screenshot back.
He was selling these t-shirts, like against Kanye.
I guess you call them as Jewish, I didn't know that.
And someone, he was like selling these t-shirts
and somebody was like, which charity,
it was all for charity.
And he was like, somebody commented like,
oh, which charity is this going towards?
Like which Jewish charity?
Obviously this is like a Jewish t-shirt.
Which Jewish charity?
Because it said fuck yeah.
His t-shirt said like fuck yeah.
Right after the Kanye t-shirt.
Kanye.
Right, yeah.
So he got involved, you know,
and he was like making these t-shirts for charity.
And somebody was like, which Jewish charity?
Are you donating these to?
He's like, I had a really hard time finding
like a legit Jewish charity.
So all of it's going to a mental health organization.
What?
What?
You could run a Jewish charity.
First of all, I could give you a thousand
and they're like, they're huge.
Like ones you've all heard of.
And so instead of doing like five minutes of work,
you're giving it to a mental health organization.
Like what?
What?
That was so crazy.
But then he ended up donating it to like a Jewish charity.
I forget which one.
I think like something to do with the Holocaust.
I mean, there are a million like-
There's a million.
When you think about Jewish charities,
like you could start with the Holocaust.
Of course it's like a thousand.
Then he ended up like choosing a charity,
a Holocaust one and the shirts went viral.
And then that's where it became a story.
But Jackie and I like saw the screenshot of his comment,
like responding to me like, I couldn't find a good one.
No, he was also just kind of insinuating
that a lot of Jewish charities,
that he might not agree with them.
And I just...
I wanna find.
There are so many obvious ones.
So if those aren't the ones that come to mind,
those are ones that you wouldn't support.
Even Zaka, for example, you've got issues.
Okay, so somebody, I found it.
Somebody was like, oh my God, is this for a Jewish charity?
He goes, I'm Jewish.
I like when people say that.
Like, leave me alone.
I'm Jewish and I had a hard time figuring out
which charities were legit
or didn't have a questionable history.
And I didn't wanna make the wrong call,
so I decided to give to a mental health organization
I know firsthand is doing great work.
Now I wanna say something.
He doesn't even name the mental health organization,
which is just shady.
People like, if you're selling something for charity,
like it's sort of, I don't know if it's even like the law,
but it's the right thing.
Like, let me know what charity.
So he doesn't even say it.
And what does that even mean?
Jewish organizations that have,
literally the comment sounds like it was written
by an anti-Semite. 100%. For me, it even mean? Jewish organizations that have, literally the comment sounds like it was written by an anti-Semite.
100%, for me it feels like the Jewish organizations
would probably be obviously like pro-Israel
and that he's not.
That's why like he's murky for me.
Oh, that's funny, I didn't even think about that.
Because of course, when you think of Jewish organizations,
like friends of the IDF, Zaka,
UJA, like there are so many big ones,
so if those to him have like questionable histories,
then he's problematic to use everyone's favorite word.
Matthew coma.
But then he ended up just getting praise
because he chose a Holocaust charity.
He was selling these shirts against Kanye.
Okay, let me go find it.
That's a good question.
That's actually a very good question.
Yeah, they are a lot.
Matthew.
And it should go to a Holocaust foundation,
especially because it's in direct response
to the swastika shirt.
So that feels.
Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity.
Let me look it up.
On my way.
That sounds like a description.
TheBlueCardFund.org. The bluecardfund.org.
Looks legit.
I'm here, the bluecardfund.
It's crazy though that I've never heard of it,
like, and I know all of them.
Assisting Holocaust survivors in need.
LA Fire, Hurricane and Natural Disaster Relief.
Bluecardfund.
It sounds like they do a lot of stuff.
Like it's not the COVID-19 response.
Seven million dollars in aid to survivors battling cancer.
Are these Holocaust survivors?
Okay, so the Blue Card Fund does like
a lot of different things.
They cover a lot of buckets.
Now did he donate specifically to the Holocaust one?
He said Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity, yes.
I'm glad we got down to the bottom of that.
The Blue Card gives direct financial assistance
to Holocaust survivors who need it most.
Pargy.
Emergency cash, dental and medical assistance.
Monthly assistance.
It was just kind of crazy to like raise a shirt,
sell a shirt about antisemitism
and then give the proceeds to mental health.
That's like if I ran a charity for cancer
and gave all the money to lupus, you know,
like they're different causes.
Yeah, yeah, that was a weird moment.
It was, but nobody knew about it because he ended up doing the Holocaust thing and then it was like,
No, and everyone just wanted to feel good, like, fuck, yeah, I did my part.
And no one like actually do a little digging.
Right. So yeah, he doesn't earn a gold star for me on that.
No, and Channing Tatum would never. Channing Tatum would never.
He would literally never. That's my non-charitable king right there.
Never has given a penny.
Anyways, are you ready for our next story?
I tried again to not choose it, but.
Oh my God, if it's about Meghan Markle,
I actually, I'm vetoing.
Okay.
Because I don't even know what you're talking about.
Like nothing happened yesterday.
No, nothing happened, but now she's been like accused.
Oh, actually something did happen.
What did you see?
Is this about her talent agent dropping her?
I saw that.
No, because that's unclear still.
Right.
This is about the Pamela Anderson comparisons.
Have you seen this one?
Seriously, I'm not going there.
Like, no, veto.
Okay, we'll move on to the next story.
Part two.
Next up, Christopher Nolan's first look at the Odyssey.
He is directing-
Oh my God, that sounds so boring.
I don't know, I feel like I could never get into the book.
Maybe I could get into the movie.
So the Odyssey is a part of like-
Homer. The Iliad and the Odyssey, right? like, Homer. The Iliad and the Odyssey, right?
The two books.
The Iliad and the Odyssey,
and he is bringing the Odyssey to the big screen.
TMZ has photos.
This is huge for high school students.
Like, huge.
If there had been a movie back in the day,
like I would have went on to do great things.
But it's probably gonna be a very long movie.
I don't even know like if you would have watched it.
Right, and that's Christopher Nolan's thing.
And also I don't think at the age that I was reading,
supposed to be reading Homer,
like what I've ever even appreciated a Christopher Nolan film.
I still find them like a little chewy.
Yeah, I don't know if I've ever even watched one.
This-
Oppenheimer.
I might watch just to get a grasp of the obviously.
Have you not seen Oppenheimer?
I've not seen Oppenheimer, no.
Wow, that's really crazy of you.
It is crazy, but it just came out at a time in my life
where I'm not sitting down to watch three hour long movies.
I was just thinking about,
cause I saw Moana two is coming to Disney plus.
And I was like, will I ever watch it?
And then I'm thinking about how I saw Moana one in theaters,
like back in the day, like how much time did I have?
That I'm going to see like a kid's movie.
I'm gonna see all the other movies.
I saw Moana in theaters and I actually fell asleep.
And it wasn't a statement on the movie.
I must've been really tired.
And I was at one of those theaters
with like really big chairs.
It's relaxing.
It's so jarring.
I've fallen asleep at two movies. What's the other one? light, see the sky, meet the sea.
I've fallen asleep at two movies.
What's the other one?
Do you know the other one?
You were there. Lincoln.
Yeah.
I fell asleep three separate times during Lincoln.
I actually think now I might appreciate Lincoln.
Yes, but at the time it was genuinely
one of the most dreadful afternoons of my life.
Yeah, I was really hung over.
I was just like, why am I watching this movie?
Yeah, now I would love to go to the movies and see Lincoln.
A nice piece of historical film.
Right, so like these like years, whatever's come out.
But the good news is like we keep tabs
on like the movie circuit.
And I don't think I've missed that much,
but I did miss Oppenheimer.
The Odyssey has set sail.
They're filming in Morocco, if you wanna go.
Did you say Morocco?
Yeah, the village of Ait Benadou in the country of Morocco.
And from the looks of the set, it's gonna be epic.
Now, what is the Odyssey about?
Is it like a fantasy?
No. Is it about Greek gods? Like
it's not not. But it is about a journey. Well that's what Odyssey means. But it's
about like a man on a boat. A big boat I think. Okay so like Titanic. No I think
it's like a man who leaves home to fight a war on a big boat. But it's like a
fake fantasy right? It's like a fake fantasy, right?
It's not like something that could happen in real life.
Here's the summary.
It tells the story of Odysseus' journey home
after the Trojan War.
That sounds like real.
Oh, okay.
So Odysseus is the king of Ithaca.
He leaves home to fight in the Trojan War.
After the war, he encounters many perils
and is delayed for 10 years on his journey home.
While he's away-
Miserable.
Miserable.
While he's away, his wife and son are besieged by suitors.
He returns home and destroys the suitors
with the help of Telamichias, who is his son.
So it sounds like fake?
So themes include fate, the gods, free will,
piety, customs.
Do we know who's been cast?
Who is Odysseus?
That's a great question.
That's kind of the role of a lifetime.
It is.
It's like a movie that they would have in like Entourage
where it's like they're casting the Odyssey.
Yes, yes, exactly.
Like Medellin.
Odysseus is Matt Damon.
Can I take them? Matt Damon is Odysseus is Matt Damon. Canning Tatum.
Matt Damon is Odysseus.
Tom. That is so interesting.
Tom Holland is in it.
As the son.
I would guess so.
And Elliot Page.
As who?
Let me try and see.
They only told me Matt Damon is Odysseus.
I find that shocking.
I know Matt Damon is one of the greatest actors
of our time when you think about goodwill hunting,
but in recent years, he's just been known as, to me,
Ben Affleck's friend and the guy from the Duncan commercials.
He doesn't give serious actor anymore,
although I know he has the chops
and I know he's quite capable.
Yeah, but don't forget, goodwill hunting. He'll always have that. No Although I know he has the chops and I know he's quite capable. Do you feel that?
Yeah, good will hunting.
Like he'll always have that.
No, I know.
I'm saying like, no, and his OG career,
like that got him to the place of Matt Damon.
Like he is one of the most talented actors ever.
I don't think of him like that anymore.
I think of him as like somebody who does commercials.
Yeah.
Well now he's getting back into the game.
With like this huge role.
I don't know how you just-
Oh, but he was also in the outer space movie.
Right.
Okay, and you know Christopher Nolan.
That was serious.
He had to like live on a planet
and like make potatoes out of his duty.
Ooh, duty potatoes, my favorite.
Yeah, duty potatoes.
I don't remember that part of the movie,
but I also didn't see it.
I think there was duty involved in the potato making.
Like fermenting.
Like maybe in the fertilizer.
Yeah, the fertilizer. Yeah, the fertilizer.
Yeah, he made so many potatoes.
Well, Christopher Nolan is like kind of known
for like not giving a fuck about like the actor's history,
just like coming into audition,
and like if you're good, you're good.
Yeah, so honestly, this is star studded.
The only one who has like the name of their character
is Matt Damon being Odysseus, but here's who else is in it.
So Tom Holland, Elliot Page, Anne Hathaway,
Zendaya, Robert Pattinson.
Zendaya and Tom, that's so cute.
Yeah, Charlize Theron, Lupita Nyong'o,
and then Mia Goth.
Who's that?
Interesting.
Yeah, so it's gonna be a big one.
We'll be talking about it,
awards season five years from now.
I think that every time Christopher Nolan farts,
it's sort of big news for the community.
But the fact that he's adapting something
that we all know,
Yeah.
is very exciting.
Damn, I didn't know that.
I hope that he sticks to the text
because Homer would vomit.
Christopher Nolan does seem like a purist, you know?
He's not out here.
Like obviously he wants to put his own spin on things,
but he respects literature, I would assume.
Yeah.
Who did the Napoleon movie?
Was that Christopher Nolan?
No.
No, the last thing Christopher Nolan did was Oppenheimer.
He does like one big thing every few years.
Right, Napoleon movie was Ridley Scott, the other one. So similar. So the other one. So the other one. Are you ready for our next
story? Some crazy news. Want to get your thoughts on protocol? Okay. Heartbroken passengers reveal
they were made to sit beside a dead body for four hours after a woman died on a flight.
An Australian couple has been left heartbroken after they say they were forced to sit beside a dead body for four hours after a woman died on a flight. An Australian couple has been left heartbroken after they say they were forced to sit next to
the body of another passenger who died midway through their flight. The couple was traveling
on Qatar Airways from Melbourne to Venice when a woman on board collapsed and died.
It was pretty heartbreaking to watch they said they went to try and move her. They brought this
chair down and tried to wheel her up towards business class, but she was quite a large lady
and they couldn't get her through the aisle.
Let's not disgrace the dead.
That's really disrespectful.
That's rude.
I didn't see that part of the story.
I didn't see that part,
but that actually answers the question
that we would have asked.
Why didn't they move her?
Why didn't they try and move her?
So anyways.
Well, you know what?
Try harder, like seriously.
So she died and then they kept her in her chair.
They put a blanket over her and the couple had to sit
next to her for four more hours.
That's fucking crazy.
Like, first of all, why didn't the plane land?
I don't know.
Like, is that not cause for an emergency landing?
Somebody died on your plane?
That's a good question.
Or unless they were like over the ocean
and the closest airport was four hours away.
Maybe they didn't land or maybe they didn't land in Venice.
They landed somewhere closer,
but it was still four hours away.
Yeah.
Cause Australia is, you know, famously surrounded by water.
They said that they weren't allowed to move their seats.
That's also crazy.
You're telling me there was not two other seats available
or one, I just feel like they also could have moved
the woman.
Now, obviously like her being so fucking huge, right?
According to them is a challenge,
but like there are other able-bodied people on the plane.
Like there would have been people who would have offered
to help move and like lay her under a sheet
and like give her a little bit of-
But move her where?
I think that not moving her, and also like,
if they're gonna investigate the circumstances of her death, like you don't wanna tamper with,
I think like starting to move like a dead body
and getting the whole cast and crew involved is crazy
and they're better off leaving her there.
And if there were no other seats open on the plane,
then like, then these people would just have to like deal.
But they said that they could see some spare seats and they weren't allowed to go sit there.
That's the problem.
That's crazy.
By the way, that's really crazy.
Yeah.
And I could see an airline being like, well, the only two seats we have are in a cabin
above your class.
Like, I mean, like, sorry, that'll be, it's giving, you know, the Titanic, will the life
boats be seated according to gender and class?
But they were about to move the dead body to business.
Right.
No, there's something off about this story,
like extremely bizarre.
Yeah.
And that's me?
Oh, I'm suing, I'm flying free Qatar for life.
Right, they said that they have not received support
or an offer of counseling following the flight.
Oh, okay, so they're soft.
They need counseling.
I mean, to be clear, like actually that was kind of mean
to me, like sitting next to a dead body for four hours
is fucking traumatizing.
Like I saw a dead body at the airport once
and by saw, I mean like literally I drove past it slowly.
Like I, when I was pulling up to like the curbside
check-in area, he was like a couple of cars down from me.
Obviously just like was an older gentleman who passed away
and like I saw them putting a sheet over him.
Let me tell you, my whole day was ruined.
I couldn't get over it.
I was so upset by it.
And that was just, you know, a fleeting moment.
Not a four hour plane ride.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen the dead body?
I knew you were gonna ask me that.
Aside from like a funeral.
I don't, nothing comes to mind.
I don't want to think too hard.
Yeah, that time, it was LAX for anyone who's curious.
Like I could pick them out of a lineup right now.
Like I remember that face was so sad.
Yeah, very sad.
So sad for this couple, sad for the lady, of course.
Very unfortunate.
Of course.
They should have let them move the seats.
Yeah, I mean, what are we talking about here?
It's insane.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Is it fifth and final, because we skipped?
It is fifth and final.
I'm gonna make up for it in DT.
I'll pull an extra one.
I actually pulled a bunch of really good ones today,
so we're good. Oh, perfect.
This next story is actually really cute.
So rumors have been swirling for a while.
We didn't even talk about this,
but rumors have been swirling about Leo from Love is Blind
dating Ali Shapiro, Jill Zarin's daughter.
I have seen them and I haven't acknowledged them
because I have media literacy.
Like these two are so clearly not dating.
And okay, continue.
So he was just talking to Page Six
and is telling the story about how this all went down,
that he says that he and Ali are not dating,
but Jill Zarin had slid into his DMs
after Love is Blind in an effort to set him up with Ali.
So he said-
So, Jill.
He said, I got a lot of random DMs.
Jewish mothers are notorious for being straightforward
and aggressive, so I was getting DMs like,
my daughter would be perfect for you.
Oh my God, you seem like such a nice Jewish boy.
But he says one note from Jill Zarin caught his attention
in particular because she was verified and had a lot of followers. So he was like, who's Jill's Aaron?
And he saw that she is from the housewives. Her DM was like, hey, I think my daughter
would be good. He said that he was confident. She was, Jill was confident that he and Ali
would click when she reached out to him and been roughly a month since Ali had split with
her ex fiance.
So Jill was like, we live in Miami.
I happen to be going to,
Leo happened to be going to Miami for Art Basel.
You know, he's an art dealer.
And her message was actually really nice.
So they facilitated a meetup.
Cause Jill was like, look,
whether you date or are just friends,
I think you two would really get along.
And he said that she was right.
They immediately hit it off.
He said the first time we met was at Art Basel.
And the moment that we met,
I felt like we knew each other for years.
They have been hanging out a lot,
completely as friends though, but like,
and there are million photos of them
like at different events together.
They've been making a ton of TikToks,
like playing pickleball.
And my question is, what's the point?
Like you're two grown ass single adults
who obviously get along really well.
Like start fucking, let's go.
Yeah, the way he describes her though,
I do feel like a relationship could blossom from this
cause he said it's just a friendship
and we are really, really good friends.
She's awesome.
And it's funny because we have so much in common.
Reality show stuff, art stuff.
She actually worked at an auction house for a long time,
plus being Jewish.
And both of them have experienced a parent
passing away from cancer.
So they have a lot in common.
Right, right.
Well, great, like what's the problem?
I think we gotta let these two marinate.
I love Jill's Aaron, like this is so something she would do
and I'm happy for her that like it actually worked out,
you know?
Almost, we're halfway there.
Well, we're halfway there,
but like if nothing, just a budding friendship.
Yeah, I wonder how Brittany feels about all this.
I know, and it's like,
could there be two more different girls?
Like she wanted to go to Miami.
Yeah.
She did get to go to Miami though.
It's actually so crazy how like people on Love is Blind
are temporarily so fucking famous.
I was on TikTok and I must be watching a lot
of Love is Blind TikTok content.
So they're serving me like other stuff.
And I got a video from like a former castmate
and I didn't know who it was at first.
He looked so familiar to me and his name was Kyle.
Do you remember him?
He worked in construction.
What city was he from?
He kind of looked, hold on, Kyle,
I don't remember what city, love is blonde.
I feel like I don't remember this, but.
No, no, you will, you will, hold on.
Did I watch the city?
Yes, I think it was the deep tea season.
Chicago.
Kyle Abrams.
Oh, he got with,
With.
Shane's ex.
Deep tea, right?
No, no, no, that was Shane.
No.
Oh, but they dated after Kyle and deep tea.
Shane's ex girl went with Kyle for a.
Shane's ex girl, I think her name was Natalie.
No, that was his real girl.
That's who he went with.
Oh.
But he was Shayna, something like that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She went with Kyle.
So whatever, there was like a TikTok of his that came up.
It was actually like really like highly produced.
It was kind of cringe.
And I'm like, why do I know this face?
And it just reminded me like there was a time
where he probably couldn't even leave his house, right?
He was so-
Maybe he could have, but yes.
You know what I mean.
All the like, literally every famous person in the world
was watching Love is Blind.
And it's just such a moment in time
and how I could not place this man for 10 minutes.
It was so crazy to me, like how the mighty have fallen.
Yeah, that's why I got most of it.
Shayna, Shayna.
Shayna.
These two.
Zoom in on his face.
He kind of looks like Taylor Lautner.
I'm like having such a hard time,
like being a normal human being.
But I do think I know who you're talking about.
You do, this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it was just very jarring for me to see.
Well, these two aren't dating yet,
but I like the way he's speaking about her.
I'm holding hope.
Yeah, with respect too.
I'm shipping.
I'm shipping on that perp.
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And today I'll throw in an extra submission
since we skipped over that story, we have some time.
Let me see, which one was like the one?
I had a bunch of, there were a bunch of really good ones
today, oh, this one was crazy, ready?
And it reminded me of the one I'm like waiting
for an update on about the girl who found the pictures.
Stop, stop.
This one was kind of similar.
Hey Jackson Turdy, crazy story.
I was looking through my boyfriend's phone
to find a photo he took of me to send to myself.
Classic.
While scrolling, I found a video.
Classic.
Yeah, like the session innocent journey she went on.
If that ain't classic.
While scrolling, I found a video that was a black screen,
but the sound was us having sex.
It's weird, no?
Do I ask him about it? Do I delete the video?
Help.
Because, I mean, he could so easily lie,
being like, oh my God, we were having sex
and my phone was recording, who knew?
Oh my God, that's so crazy.
But that's weird.
It's weird, but it's not the worst case scenario, right?
He's not like filming.
I mean, I just feel like it's like a natural next step
for him if he doesn't get caught, you know?
Maybe, so what do you do?
Well, you have to confront him.
Yeah, what if he lies?
Well, I need you to then like channel your maternal,
not maternal, like your woman's intuition.
And you know this man, like is he lying?
You know when your partner's lying to you.
Their voice gets up, they look, like they look,
you can't make eye contact. You need to sit him down being like, I found this video, like, is he lying? You know when your partner's lying to you. Their voice gets up, they look, like they look, you can't make eye contact.
You need to sit him down being like,
I found this video, like explain it.
And he'll either say, oh yeah, I wanted to jerk off to it.
Like he'll be honest.
Or he'll say, oh my God, I had no idea.
And study him.
Is he lying?
Yeah, and maybe he wanted to jerk off to it.
And that's not so bad.
But like, the word that comes to mind is consent.
Right.
And you wanted me to make a little audio file for you, sure.
But you have to tell me.
This is boyfriend or husband.
Boyfriend.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
You don't know this man.
Yeah, it's getting stranger.
You have to remember, like you're still strangers.
Get to the bottom of it and how's the time?
Yeah, you have to have the conversation
and then really trust your instinct.
And then also, is it just the one,
like go through the rest of his phone,
like is it just the one video?
Cause that could mean an accident.
Is this habitual behavior?
Go look, just go straight to his album of videos
and see if you see any other black screens.
And look through everything that you can, you know, recently deleted.
That's a good call.
Yeah.
Let's establish a pattern.
Before you confront him, get all the information you possibly can.
Oh, for sure.
I like that.
Get rid of this stranger.
You literally kicked this stranger out of your bed.
All right, next up.
There's definitely space for non-nefarious.
Just to be innocent.
Yes. Of course. 100%. However, the fact that itious. This to be innocent. Yeah, of course.
100%, however, the fact that it's a boyfriend.
There's a ton of space.
No, but there's like other things are so cut and dry.
Like there's space for an error.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I don't know.
So.
I don't know.
Yeah, but there's opportunity.
And if he's a good guy, like, you know, you know. Yeah. Yeah, but there's opportunity. And if he's a good guy, like you know, you know.
Yeah.
Okay, this one's really crazy.
I feel like ever since like a couple of weeks ago,
we did one about breastfeeding.
Everybody started writing in
like their weird breastfeeding things.
They now know it's open season.
Jackson Turdy.
I have a one-year-old who's still breastfeeding.
And whenever my husband and I are having sex,
he wants to suck on my boobs to get some milk.
When he first did it a year ago,
I thought he was just excited about
like my huge milk filled boobs,
but now he's trying to make it like a regular thing.
Isn't this weird?
Do I say anything or just bite my tongue
since I'm weaning now?
Sincerely a toaster whose husband thinks
she has endless milk supply.
Well, since you're weaning, like, and you made it through,
don't bring it up.
Like don't make a...
No, I think this was worth talking about.
No, I feel like the time passed.
It's done.
What's there to talk about?
And what if, I don't know,
this is definitely a weird territory.
Yeah, there was an episode of Working Moms.
Do you remember that show?
The Canadian show?
Yes.
Where she was like sleeping with someone,
like this young guy, and she was also breastfeeding,
she just had a baby.
And I don't know if he was like into it,
but there was like something about it.
Maybe watch that episode and see what she did.
I don't know.
I would also like the community,
if people could weigh in here, like-
Chime in.
What to do, what to do.
Yeah.
At this point-
I think, no, the thing is you are weaning,
like it's over.
The time might have passed for you to say something,
but like, aren't you curious?
I am.
No, I think like, because you're weaning,
like seriously, it's over.
But if people want to weigh in, I'm like,
yeah, my husband does this.
Oh yeah, is this universal?
I don't think it is.
So I don't think it's universal,
but I feel like it might be more common
than people would expect.
Really?
I don't know, cause it's like, I don't know.
I mean, like not for me personally,
but I'm just like trying, like, you know,
I'm trying to be open-minded.
She's failing, she's trying and failing.
All right, my sister-in-law likes all, sorry.
My sister-in-law likes all the reels
about not liking your husband's family,
AKA how we're related,
and not wanting to spend any time with them.
I'm not sure she knows that I can see that she likes them.
Should I say anything?
That is hysterical.
That is seriously- Yeah, reals,
like it should be personal.
No, when I see those reels from people
who are like complaining about their in-laws,
I'm like, aren't your in-laws gonna see it?
I never even thought about all the people liking it.
Yeah, I thought more so about the people
who made the content.
I think that a lot, like how are you making this?
Like you're about to like seriously ruin
every relationship in your life.
About in-law content.
You obviously are at a place where it doesn't matter.
What?
You're obviously at a place where it doesn't matter.
Yeah, there's some, like there's like,
there's this like one creator you should see all the time
where it's like all about in-law etiquette.
Yeah, but a lot of times,
cause my favorite girl like Shawna,
she does a lot of stuff like that.
A lot of her followers write in crazy stories
and she like acts it out.
Yeah, and then it's also weird.
I was watching a video yesterday,
this is kind of a tangent, but it was about a woman,
like she was trying to explain why babies
like need to be able to eat their food
and not be fussed with and their mouth wiped
and you know, scooping up off the sides
and shove a bite in there.
And she like, so she dressed up in like a bib
and like sat at a kid's high chair,
like and like was eating her food and then had someone simulate
the wiping of the face.
And it's just like, you made a really good point.
The point that she made, I actually-
But she looked like clowns.
I appreciate it, but it's like, what are you doing
sitting there in a bib?
That's really crazy.
I actually sent it to Zach,
because I thought the point was so good.
But was there a way to make the point
without you eating baby food and putting a bib on?
Now, I know I said I would do an extra dear toasters,
but I just wanna be open and honest with the community.
Like I'm three seconds away from pooping in my pants.
Did we even do two?
Oh yeah, we did three.
We did three.
So I'm going, you can wrap up the show.
Like I really have to go.
Oh, okay, wait.
Love you so much.
Like seriously, you guys are amazing.
I hope you like the song.
I hope you like the show and we'll see you again tomorrow
in case you didn't like this one,
there'll be a new one tomorrow.
Love ya, bye!