The Toast - This One's For The Girlies: Monday, February 26th, 2024

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. And like, that's disgusting. Let's just, let's just say. You started the show with a slur. Yeah. Literally. Who are you, Shane Gillis?

Literally. Not only, like, that's disgusting. And I don't want to just, I don't want to minimize that because I have a lot, like, to be excited about. But maybe you could all just be excited for me. Like, it's Monday, yes. But I'm here still in Florida when I was supposed to go home ages ago. And that's just always amazing.

It is amazing. And we've been having a grand old time. We had such a fabulous weekend. If I came on here and did anything other than rave about it, like may God smite me down. Yeah. We had such a wonderful weekend. So much sunshine. Claudia got an intentional 10 degree sunburn.

But I got an accidental sunburn. And that's when you know, like you're having a good ass time. Yeah. My mission this weekend was like to prepare myself for my trip to St. Barts. And that means I went shopping. That means I went to the gym. That means I was trying to eat really healthy. And that also means I was like, let me get a little color. Now we're in Florida, not Hawaii. Like I literally, I was watching the UV index. It was a seven for like two hours at, on Saturday. Other than that, it was like three, four, five, really not bad. I did not wear sunblock because I was trying to get a tan. Like, and yeah, like that's on me. And I feel like I never learn

with sun. Like I always end up with a crazy sunburn. I have like a million stories when me and men went to St. Thomas. Like. I always am that girl. And I never learn. Well. You set out. You accomplished your goals. Congratulations. You played yourself.

I am a tomato. Like a. Just a positively. Ghastly tomato. If you saw the picture on my Instagram. I shared of my stomach. I have definitely like some sort of. You know.

Third degree burn. On my stomach. Everywhere else. I'm like that classic. Post vacation sunburn. It's like tingly. Yeah. My stomach.

Like. I was actively up in the night. In my that's really sad i can't like i can't wear clothing that's why i'm actually so glad we're promoting our merch today i need to wear like loose clothing i'm in terrible pain like i'm in trouble although i am hoping by the time i get to saint barth on wednesday when the burn was acquired on saturday so that's like four days i hope by the time i get to st barth not only does the pain subside like maybe it's turned into a tan and i could have accomplished the goal i set out to accomplish yeah that's the thing we want to promote sun safety here no i made a mistake and you shouldn't get sunburned and you should wear sunscreen but just know if you have a sunburn like it will turn into a tan you just won't sleep until the tan sleep no sleep

till tan and please like every time i talk about my sunburn everyone's like try this put shaving cream on try vinegar like i'm really vinegar no like i listened to one of those dumb recommendations once and me and ben ended up lathered in greek yogurt which you know is my least favorite smelling thing on the planet um it didn't help it changed nothing and i was still in pain i just smelled so i'm really i'm not in the business of taking recommendations so while you're typing your comment just delete delete like i'm not interested i will live with this pain i will hydrate i will you know they say drink a lot of water stay out of the sun like i'm doing that like no focaccia remedies please let's not let's not go down this negative path because we were talking about what a wonderful

weekend that we had in the sun that yes did burn did burn you, but also provided jolly good time. Yes. So to come on here on a Monday morning and say anything other than, you know, joyous things would be a crime. So not only can can I, you know, I have to be positive for that. I have to be positive also because this is the week I finally go to St. Bart's and Ben is finally excited about it. He went to the outlet mall and got himself a whole new wardrobe for three dollars and he's overjoyed. So check weenie of the week on his way to queenie and third and most importantly in my opinion we have a merch launch this week which is always just like great vibes here at the toast one because we don't have to put together outfits we're just

like promoting our merch it's so great so true so we're like comfortable and stylish yeah two it's like a great community building moment everybody's always asking for merch and three like woohoo so if you're watching on youtube or looking at the pictures on Instagram, we are launching a bunch of items, but the main two items are these two different sets in the classic toasty colors, pink and green. Now, the entire collection that we are releasing was built on the back of the set that Jackie's wearing. We've been designing this for so long. We've been holding onto it for so long. We wanted to release it at the perfect time. We are obsessed with this set. It's the girly set.

It is a, would you say that's teal? I would say it's green if I am allowed a word. If we had like a pie chart, a pie chart of how much you've spoken versus me since the show, you're 99%. Yeah, I feel like I took an Adderall. I'm feeling like a little crazy. Like I could barely get a word in. Get your word count in.

I'll take a step back. You talk about your set. So we have the girly collection because we are the girlies. This is for the girlies and it's by the girlies. Let me just say one thing. This one's for the girls who've ever had a broken heart. Who wish upon a toasty star. You're beautiful the way you are.

To me, that song is representative of this collection. I'm sorry, continue. It is. So we love girly ting. So we have this green set. The girly on the chest is actually a patch, sewn on patch. So it's a little bit different than our usual. And then to complement it, we have this pale pink.

You also have a patch on your leg. Oh, I also have a patch on my thigh that is keeping stride sand warm right now. I will toss them off later in the show so that you can see all of the details in the set. I'm wearing a size large, as always, you know, could have taken extra small. I feel like I can't. Extra small! I feel like I can't, like, talk about my size without making that joke. Okay, but the thing is, to be actually helpful in the photo

shoot that we had I'm wearing the girly collection in a medium and I really could have maybe should have done a large what with the for some reason with this girly one I don't want it so oversized I wanted it more tailored so I would do like my actual size which these days is a medium but if I was looking for like a little bit more of a baggy the kind of airport look I would do that in a large today I am wearing this in a medium and it fits me perfectly so this is the second set we're launching it's more um branded for this is for the toasters you know this one's for the girlies this one's for the toasters oh geez it's classic toast colors has toast embroidery on the chest last collection we launched the same exact set in navy so if you liked that you loved her this is her in more of a spring color yeah my favorite color I'm

so excited about that set. It has pockets. It has pockets. The girly set has pockets too. Also, the girly set comes with a t-shirt that says girly. And if you're just looking at the naked eye of the still that we posted on our Instagram stories, you're like, oh, nice, a t-shirt. No, you guys, this t-shirt is like game changing.

You guys might not know. Like we've literally, we never sell t-shirts because like. I don't like t-shirts. No, and the t-shirts that you buy from like merch and like swag it's like hey it's jail it's like a prison it's like your neck like it's jail for your breasts so we it's jail for your boss so we were like no no no but so many people ask for t-shirts so many people we do a lot of sweats and a lot of people live in warmer weather they're like please a t-shirt so we spent the time finding a real shirt for real women. Yeah, it has like that oversized, like loose fitting vibe. It's just so cute.

So you'll see that we'll wear it tomorrow, but it's also on our Instagram right now. We have a trucker hat for the girlies because truckers for the girlies. We also have mugs for the girlies. And so this is all for the girlies because you deserve it. So 10 a.m. Eastern time tomorrow, which is Tuesday the 27th. Oh no, yes, 27th.

At ChopToastMerch.com, all of these items are going to go live. The two sets, two mugs, a hat, a t-shirt, the whole collection. If you want to preview it before you buy, all the photos will be on our Instagram. A lot of them are already up and we'll be sharing them throughout the day. This one's for the girls. You know, Martina McBride wasn't lying when she said that. And I feel inspired by her. Yeah, she was ahead of her time.

She was ahead of her time. I think we, like people will look back on this show and say we were ahead of our time. Yeah, I think they could already say that. Even like past years of seasons that we've done were ahead of their time. Agreed. Speaking of pink and pleany vibes,

Turdy and I got matching manicures and I cannot stop looking at your hands because they never looked better. So I actually had a nice manicure and you guys know I recently changed, you know, ways. I used to be like a flesh colored manicure girl always. And one day I was just like, what if I just got a burgundy? And then of course, because I can't do anything just normally, now I only get burgundy. So we actually got a manicure like a week ago, a nice burgundy. I of course because I can't do anything just normally now I only get burgundy so we actually got a manicure like a week ago a nice burgundy I didn't know I was going to St. Bart's and then I was like you know we're gonna get manicures for St. Bart's I gotta do something crazy so I was gonna do like a classic you know I call it the Margo Fish color my friend Margo Fish

always gets like a light pink it's like mademoiselle you know everyone's ballerina slippers everybody knows those colors I was like all right I'll do it I'll do it and then I'm sitting next to Jack at the manicure place, which is so fun, by the way. It makes manicure so much more fun. Yeah, because I don't enjoy a manicure, typically. Yeah, Jackie's kind of crazy to get a manicure with. She has so many rules. She's like, well, I do this too. You do no cut cuticle, no lotion.

No lotion, no hand massage. I don't like being touched. That's why a manicure is hard for me. It's a lot of hand holding. Yeah. Literally. Well, I said to Jackie, I'm like, my um person who did my manicure was a man he was amazing and then i was just like really realizing how i'm like holding hands with a man and maybe

i don't notice it so much when it's a woman headline news claudia i seen holding hands with another man this weekend literally are you justin timberlake yes yes ben is jessica um it really is just like a 30 minute handhold with a stranger and it was so obvious to me that that's what was going on because I just felt more aware of this hand because it was a man's hand which is not common in the manicure industry um and I saw Jackie this girl next to me this is a kind of gorgeous redhead getting this really gorgeous color and I totally copied it now I didn't get the same exact one because Jackie does dazzle dry which is not gel and I'm like a gel loyalist and Jackie thinks it's so crazy that

I do gel and she said that machine with the lights is gonna end up giving everyone hand cancer in 20 years and we're all gonna be like I wonder why we all have hand cancer it's because we were all doing like uv gel manicures but until then until the data comes out me and my fire nails this was a brand called dnd but I also want to let you know the reason why I don't do gel manicures is not because of hand cancer I told you that's like number let you know the reason why I don't do gel manicures is not because of hand cancer. I told you that's like number eight on the list of why I don't do them. What's number one? Number one is that it ruins my nails.

By the time I take off the gel, I have like no nail left. It's so brittle and I'm starting from stubs. So let me tell you that used to be the case for me. Like seriously, every time it was so annoying. Your nails get, you know, stronger as you go. It's like survival of the fittest. And if you stay on track with your manicure schedule, like you will be good. Then number two reason, if I'm staying on track with my manicure schedule,

then I need gel soak off, which I fucking hate. The removal of the gel, like they need to do better. It took so long yesterday because I had had three coats on. Like it took forever. Like that's really, I need the scientists to. Work on that. took forever like that's really i need the scientists to work on that to work on that yeah i like me like why can't they just make like a a solution like a solvent yeah that oh like yeah it only bends for that yeah exactly it i give you that one yeah what's my next one three

through seven um number three oh sometimes i don't like the way that gel like looks it's a little thick okay i feel i feel that too that used to be an issue i had with gel manicures as well i do think you know the companies and the manicurists like have figured it out because that's not an issue anymore do my nails look your nails look super beautiful yes sometimes and it's also like what kind of like gross ass place are you going to? Sometimes like they've had these bottles for a hundred years. They like pee in them to make them last longer. And like you have these globs 1000%. The place you took me to, they would never do that.

Okay. So maybe the cancer is number four. Okay. But I would say then number five is that the samples don't look like the color that you choose. Cause we chose a nice color for you. Okay. I'm actually really glad we're having this conversation so that did happen to me and I find there are multiple different ways

that you can showcase uh gel nail colors and I have found like the best one and yes a lot of times they have that silver ring with like a million acrylic nails on it like how am I supposed like organization wise that's a horrible method most places in the city have that silver ring with like a million acrylic nails on it. Like how am I supposed to organization wise? That's a horrible method. Most places in the city have that because like they just throw it in a basket. Honestly, it's like the least pleasant experience. Your place had it on like a stick. It was still just like acrylic nails. It wasn't great. And you're right. Like the colors did change. But I went to this place in the Hamptons. Like I was just randomly in the like in West Hampton for the weekend. I went to this random nail place. It was probably the best manicure I've ever gotten in my life. And they showcased all the colors in a book and they were

just one two three four like it was so brilliant and I took a picture on my Instagram and I was like why doesn't everybody do this everybody was we do do this like okay shut up yeah you said do that not me um so they haven't they haven't mastered that yet but it's not a big deal like you just see we start on your pinky you see the pinky and then if you don't like it they'll just take it off

and do another color right and I would just say if I didn't love dazzle dry so much and it didn't solve all my problems I would probably do gel because I've been getting regular manicures recently

just because it's been easier until it's not and it was chipping like the next day but I love dazzle dry and it works for me if it didn't I would probably do gel

is really what it is okay like get a gel manicure let me know what you think next time things have changed since your time you get a dazzle dry manicure works for me. If it didn't. I would probably do gel. Is really what it is. Okay. Like. Get a gel manicure. Let me know what you think next time. Things have changed. Since your time. You get a dazzle dry manicure one time. There was too much riding on the manicure.

That we got together yesterday. Because I wanted her to just use my. I brought my whole kit and caboodle. Of dazzle dry to the salon. But like. If I didn't like it. And it didn't work. And it was chipping.

And I was in St. Bart's. Like I would have been. Cursing your name. And after coming off such a great few weeks together. I didn't want to be in a fight. So I let it go. So we had an amazing weekend. We really did. Besides the manicureure we had so much family time we were

out in the sun with you know the pool and it was just fabulous we watched so much content yeah jackie and i are finally caught up on vanderpump rules are we caught up yeah we just stopped watching because it was we only i've only been here like for two episodes we missed two episodes okay and there's one tomorrow oh great we're caught up so we're caught up honestly watching vanderpump rules with your family greater than watching it alone like it's a better show when you have someone to make fun of it with totally we also watched um SNL SNL which is going to be a story we've been talking I think like the last week about Shangri-La it's very excited hard to stay up you know yeah we watched Vanderpump Rules to stay up we did it we did it yeah we're we're

kind of mature like that yeah and then we're gonna watch summer house we said maybe that's tonight summer but i think we missed an episode we might have to catch up great yeah we have a lot to do like content wise we also have i have to pack like i'm just getting so excited for my trip it's just gonna be fabulous the sunburn like it's like the sunburns try to bring me down try to to make me not excited, but I can't not be excited. No, I don't want to ruin your trip. So don't. So shut your mouth. But would you vlog it for us?

Because we've all been on this journey together. Ooh, not you asking me that in public, like in front of the toasters. No, but be honest about your thoughts on vlogging. Like you need it. Okay, so my thoughts on vlogging are. A trip. Yeah, well, vlogging in general, it is a lot of work. And when it's um when I'm like doing something productive like a lot of people always ask me to do like try on hauls or packing um vlogs and it's like I'm being productive packing like sure I'll vlog

it too it doesn't bother me at all it's actually really fun but when you're trying to when I'm trying to relax the clock and enjoy I find vlogging to be like not like it would be a good vlog I'll think about it but also like just follow me on Instagram, you know? Yeah, I think we do deserve a bit of content from your trip. I'll say that. Okay. And I also want to say what we haven't spoken about

that we did on Friday was we did the best vlog of all time. The best, most productive vlog of all time. T-B-V-O-A-T, Tibvat. Claudia raided my closet. We went through all of my tings, all of my vacation items. She tried on everything that she liked and everything that I forced her to try on.

It was the pillaging of Jackie O's closet. Now, I've never really went through your closet because we've never been the same size. And let me tell you, it is a gold mine. Like, I've always known you're an investor in things. Like, that's like a running joke we have. But it really made me, like like think about my own closet. How like for 10 years you've invested.

And you have so much to show for it. It's not like oh we always joke like Jackie gets nice things. Like you research. You thrift the real real. Like you really work it. And when I went into your closet it wasn't just like crap from Amazon. Like it was good things that you've had for 10 years. Yeah. There were things from college in there. That I took. took yeah like that are good enough for me to take to St.

Barts like it was really impressive and I was honestly inspired like I will think differently about you know how what I bring into my closet like does this serve me will I want this in 10 years will it last in 10 years right it was really inspiring I think that was a takeaway for a lot of people oh I'm so glad from the vlog the vlog they're like they're saying it's the best vlog of all time they are and it really was a lot of people are also just kind of marveled um by your generosity of spirit and your willingness like there was nothing I said can I take that you didn't say yes to like you were so generous and a lot of people were really shook by that like could it be me you know and it was just kind of like a beautiful beautiful vlog and for me it was so helpful because I ended up with a whole wardrobe I did go to the mall

yesterday and like buy some things but I like I didn't need anything if I just took everything from your closet I would be the best best dressed girl in St. Barts without even like spending a dollar yeah I'm so excited for the content the pictures yeah you owe it to all of us I do and what's so great is that I'm going on vacation with Ben who's the worst photographer of all time but I'm also going on vacation with Taylor and Taylor. And Taylor's wife, Taylor Donahue. Is a creative. She's a creative.

She is like a videographer. She knows angles like she's a woman. Like the content will be fire. Oh, exciting. Yes. So how are you? I'm good. I mean, I've been with you, so you know how I am.

But I'm excited for you. I'm excited for this week because it'll be great shows, merch collection. I'm going away. And it's just best of all worlds. So reminder that episodes this week will be ending on Wednesday. So we've got a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday episode. And we're back on Tuesday. So sorry about that.

Sorry about that. But Patreon is on fire right now because claudia and i have been together we're doing another patreon today so that we can leave you with gifts on thursday that's the last day of the month who are going on vacation who do you see what morgan stewart does yeah she writes it like makes a book for her kids every time she goes on a trip like showing her kids what she's going to be doing that's like us on the toast like we're just leaving you one thing for every day to cheer you up while we're gone. So patreon.com slash toast.

Great. I think now without further ado. Yeah, I'm glad we dilly dally because I feel like the stories are crap. The stories are weirdly crap for a Monday, but you know us. We don't let that hold us back. So without further ado,

it is time for the crap stories that you need to know. And the crap stories that you don't need to know are brought to you by Sonos, which is a new sponsor here. And I'm thrilled about it. Our weekend was brought to you by Sonos. Oh my God. I like, I understand the hype. People are like, what's so different about Sonos?

In my apartment. Okay. So let me just tell you, Jackie and I recently got the Move 2, which is a new item from Sonos. You can get it at Sonos.com. And the Move 2, the all new one, is a powerful and portable smart speaker for listening all around your home and beyond. You connect it to Wi-Fi at home or Bluetooth for listening on the go. And you can stream music, podcasts, audio books, all your favorite services. So if you want to listen to the toast, you can do that on Sonos. Move 2 tunes itself like magic. So it sounds great whether

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That one I'm familiar with. SAG Awards. Yeah, I feel like every time people watch the SAG Awards, they're surprised by how like. Star-studded. Star-studded and good they are and sometimes funny. And I feel like people have lower expectations for them. So they wind up actually like being good.

Plus the SAG has been in the news all year so I think it was kind of it's been a big year for the Astra it's been a big year for the Astra and I'm sure if you watched it which I didn't like I'm sure they made note of that I'm sorry like you can have all the award shows that you want like I'm watching the big three you know Grammys Oscars Golden Globes for the last few years you've actually watched sag awards i've never seen the sag awards in my life you did you watched them last year no i didn't i'm telling you i've never met because like a couple times on the show it'll be a monday you're like i watched the sag awards last night and they were what the hell are you talking about i've

never i've literally you're like you're liable like what the fuck are you talking about i'm just i'm jackie i've never like what a weird room what's wrong with you like i'm she's starting rumors i'm gonna find you find it do the research you won't find it i'm gonna find it i've never seen the sag awards i don't know what you guys are talking about and i pray to god that that's true because if somebody splices this clip with me two years ago saying i watch the sag awards and they were so good like i would be mortified and nobody will ever take me seriously there's something about the SAG Awards where after you watch them a few days later your memory is wiped clean and you feel as though you've never seen

the SAG Awards before oh my god it's a SAG-AFTRA effect it's a SAG-AFTRA effect so for me like the stars were starring the big ones were there because it is a very credible yeah no and everybody's now supporting sag again in the industry so it's like big for the stars for me it's an opportunity to talk about sag aftra which you're never gonna pass up never in a million years even though it wasn't until like fran drescher walked the carpet looking for a standing ovation that i realized that the sag awards are related to sag aftra listen she like what i would do for set for friend dresser do you know friend dresser's history i only just recently found this out because this documentary like they somebody put it on tiktok in 10 different parts and i ended up watching all 10 different parts

like a crazy story about what happened to friend dresser at like the peak of her fame she was robbed in her home no she was robbed in her home and she was raped in her home in front of her husband what it's a crazy crazy story and she talks about it um somewhat openly in this interview it's a crazy story yeah and it actually really ended up she said like destroying her marriage like her husband was just overcome with like he had to watch the whole thing like so overcome with guilt so overcome with trauma it's a crazy story oh my god i know no i didn't know that what's that it's like a famous hollywood story and so it was like a tiktoker put together a 10 no like this happens on tiktok like you want to watch it like they'll throw you clips

from a movie and wait so what was the movie it was this doc it was like this interview slash documentary i will find it i'm not 100. It definitely looked like it was filmed a really long time ago. Oh my god. Yeah. But that's like it's one of those like famous Hollywood things. Like at the time it was huge. So I just also have to say like fucking love for Andrea Scher for a million reasons. And if I was on that carpet I would have given her a standing ovation too. That must be like so fabulous. But she's the queen of sag. That's why. She must have been looking forward to this all year. She was like shepherding them through the year. It's probably like something she looks forward to every

year. This year in particular because she's kind of like their savior. She got them the deal you know. Yeah no it's like when you plan the school dance and then you show up and you're like you're welcome. It's also kind of just like your bat mitzvah. Oh for sure. Yeah like all eyes are on you. Do you think she did like a candle lighting ceremony on the red carpet i think she could have and i would have stood there the thing is we will never know what she did or didn't do because we didn't watch we didn't but we do support fran we do and we did see pictures from the red carpet because the a-listers were there the ones who are working the circuit this year, such as Margot Robbie, Anne Hathaway. Oh, Anne Hathaway. We need to talk about her.

It's insane to me that- Barbra Streisand got an award. Not my angel, Streisand, but Barbara did. Yeah, and she used it to talk about anti-Semitism, which was nice. Long overdue, Barbara. You're kind of like the most famous Jewish person, but it's fine.

I'm not going to complain. I saw a snippet from what she said, and maybe there was more after where she went harder but it was giving nothing what I saw that she said and she accepted the award from Bradley Cooper who's dating a notorious anti-semite so all in all nothing was given nothing to the Jewish people wait I was what did you say right before I was trying to send? Anne Hathaway. The stars were out. So all the people who are doing the circuit and the people that are doing the circuit. And I don't want to complain because I'm loving seeing Charles Melton like get his flowers.

We know him from Riverdale. He's so handsome. I just love him. And he's the actor in May, December, which is Julianne, not Huff, Julianne Moore, Natalie Portman and Charles Melton. So they're all like at all these award shows. And I just think it's so crazy that like that movie

is like considered like good. Like it's one of the best movies of the year. It was like a biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Like I hated it. And Charles Melton, like I loved and actually thought

his acting was extremely good. But like, my God, could the bar be lower? Like that's Slumdog Millionaire. You know what I mean? Yeah. Crap. Crap.

Different strokes for different folks? Nah. No, some things, yes. Art is subjective, but some things are factual. That movie sucked. Damn. But I just, I want to say I love seeing our Riverdale King at all these award shows. Like I hope this really propels him.

Like he needs to, like I love this route for him. All the Riverdale kids did something different. Him going like serious acting, never would have guessed. Love it. Because also it's like an indie movie because there was also the Independent Spirit Awards this weekend. It's not an indie movie. It was on Netflix. But maybe it was made by an indie production company. Okay. The Spirit Awards were this weekend which I think is for indie films and the only reason why I know about it is because Aidy Bryant was the host. We watched a clip this

morning. She was very funny. Of some of her schtick for her opening monologue and it was genuinely funny. Yeah. When I saw that the spirit, I saw like a picture. I saw a picture of the Spirit Awards and I saw the only person in the picture was Ben Platt. And just like because I saw Ben Platt

and because I saw Spirit Awards, I thought it was like a LGBTQ award. Like Spirit Awards, I would never guess type, like just based on the name, is an award show for movies. No, I'm only guessing. Actually, this was a guess because I saw something that said the Independent Spirit Award. It should have been called the Indies.

And then I just assumed, honestly, I'm not even guessing. I just assumed it was for independent movies, but that could be totally wrong. It was also the Producers Guild Award this weekend. The PGA, oh my my god i saw it was pga awards for movies i said what golf what no producers guild brie larson like i can't i can't this is it's genuinely wasteful like it is the spirit awards the name is that a new i never that's one i never heard before not even like sag never like it's might as well it sounds like the loser awards. No.

Like the word spirit. I know. A sad word. I completely agree. Especially in front of award. Like. Yeah. It's giving you pride.

It's giving like. Honorable mention. An intangible level of success. Yeah. Agreed. And the PGA's as well. Like love the producers. You know, they deserve their moment.

Do they need a whole award show? I don't know. I don't know don't know but anyways there was a lot a lot of red carpets this weekend and I actually do love seeing red carpet content in terms of like people's dresses and stuff so that's good yeah so we were fed we were all fed if you were interested in dining in that cuisine right right right right right are you ready for our next story? Like desperately. In which others were fed on TV this weekend. Shane Gillis hosted the SNL. The SNL? I also called him Shane Gillis.

So Shane Gillis hosted SNL this weekend, which as we discussed last week was very big news because he was fired from the show before he even stepped foot on set a few years ago. And now he came back as host and it was very interesting because it's so it's so funny to me how like SNL is like the pinnacle of comedy like if you're a comedian you do stand up like SNL is like the golden and it really I feel is like not reflective of modern comedy like it's very PC and yes they always had to like abide by

like certain standards because they're on cable but But like as a brand, they don't really push the envelope. And that's what comedy is supposed to do is like make you uncomfortable. And that's why someone like Shane Gillis and I feel like this happens every now and then like when Chappelle went on. Like these are comics who are literally the antithesis of SNL. And it's like they're there to make people uncomfortable. And SNL doesn't do that. it's like they're there to make people uncomfortable and SNL doesn't do that like SNL is very just sort of like look like a little um what's the word I'm looking for here lame sauce sure okay yeah lame sauce and two words I have to say I loved Shane Gillis's monologue

it was excellent I imagine watching it at home and watching it in person were two very different things because you can see the audience like not loving it like you can hear I mean excuse me I didn't I couldn't hear it I heard laughs I only knew they weren't loving it because he kept saying it and so I almost wish he didn't because then people were like he bombed like one of my least favorite things is when comics are oh you don't like that joke it's a girl just move on like it wasn't good like no and it's not just for the people if it was just you know not on tv and people aren't liking it yeah address it but like us at home we have no idea what it sounds like in there so it is like one of my least favorite

things when people do that however i feel like it really highlighted like how different like comedy fans are from snl fans because comedy fans tuned in because shane gillis is huge he He had one of the biggest specials on Netflix last year and his podcast is really popular and he's like one of like a great bestselling touring comedian. So comedy fans were tuning in for him and the SNL fans who were like people in the audience who were just so like rigid and like serious and like woke for lack of a better word. I hate that word. They weren't like into it. And then he drops the R word.

And honestly, I'm so curious if they knew he was going to do that. I feel like legally, like compliance wise, like you can't say that word on TV, but it's a lie. I feel like you can because it's like a technical word. Like it means something. What if you're just like using it in, you know, the dictionary sense. Yeah.

I mean, they said it on entourage all the time in the beginning. And friends. They never used it on friends. You say that they said stuff like that. I literally never said that. Really? What word did they use on friends that was surprising to you? No, like nothing.

They like never pushed the envelope in anything. There was a time when really using a word wasn't like pushing the envelope yeah no but they no it's it wasn't friends then maybe it was like something else that didn't age well yeah for sure i mean they on sex in the city samantha says oh i'm not gonna say it but she says a word not the r word the t word oh that rhymes with should i granny you know yeah yeah um so when you go back and watch old shows yes there was a time where things like that were totally fine that is not today and so for shane gillis to have dropped the r word in his monologue that was crazy but so much of his stand-up and a lot of people are talking about how he used like a bit from his netflix special on snl and like why

would he do that um a lot of comedians who go on snl use their material yeah like you work on the material for so long and you workshop it like for for the most people possible to see it and you're he do that um a lot of comedians who go on snl use their material yeah like you work on the material for so long and you workshop it like for for the most people possible to see it and you're in front of a new audience you want to lead with what's best for you and i think he did change a little bit of it enough because i think i watched his special i don't know if i watched the whole thing but i've heard that like some of those jokes before and i've seen his special but i've also like seen clips because it keeps going viral um and i still enjoy it felt a little different and I still enjoyed it was like right for the moment because he's also introducing himself to people yeah yeah so I thought it was fine I remember when Amy Schumer was on she did

that too when he got the gig he was like I want to go on SNL and say the r-word yeah I'm gonna find a way to do it I also was really just tuning in and waiting to see how they would address um the fire the firing and they did at the very very top of the show very briefly and I honestly thought it was perfect because it was so funny he's like yeah I got fired because like you know I don't think he actually said he's like I got fired he said I'm not supposed to be here like I actually got fired from the show please don't look it up he's like you can google it but please don't which is so funny and like really perfect I didn't need anything more than that and then he went on to do this monologue

that I thought was hysterical, especially because I don't feel like I'm his target demo. I feel like his target demo is Ben. And Ben was dying, especially at the bit about how like when you're a young boy, your mom is your best friend. You're essentially like your mom's gay best friend. And then one day something happens

and you guys are like, you don't fuck with each other anymore. And that was totally Ben growing up. Like I could see like just him and his mom of being like they still are so close in the car but like Ben is like girly in a lot of ways and I think it's literally because he was his mom's best friend for so many years and he was just hackling and honestly like that I don't think anybody has and people what's so annoying too is people go on SNL mostly the hosts are not comedians they're like actors so they don't really do like traditional stand-up in their monologue they do like skits and they bring people out and they do singing songs and as like a show that's supposed to be all about comedy like it was nice

for the opening monologue to be a monologue and really to have it be stand-up it was very good and I loved it yeah I really like the monologue staying up oh my god it's so late the way it's like New Year's Eve geez um and then I was like I'm staying up to watch St. Gilles on SNL and then the cold open started I was like oh shit I have to watch SNL. Yeah Jackie didn't watch the episode I did. I stayed up through the monologue and then I was really tired so I went to sleep and the opening sketch was just so dreadful that it wasn't like I need more of this. It wasn't enticing. No. So I watched the whole episode and I think Shane did a great job and I could definitely see that there were sketches where like he his influence was because they were better than the standard SNL stuff but it still

like wasn't good and it's because like SNL really like it's not good like and it's just not um and there were it's always and this happens a lot i feel like the pre-recorded like commercial sketches are always so good but that's like okay so do a pre-recorded show like there's no need for this whole thing to be live and the really i think the funniest one was um and i didn't even know about this we talked about this on the good guys but last weekend it was in weekend update two were like the trump sneaker things so shangulas did like a pre-recorded commercial thing about the trump sneakers where it's like Mike you know that movie that's the best movie of all time where he puts on the sneakers and he becomes Michael Jordan so it was like he was just this random guy I think he was like an accountant Shane Gillis and he had like blonde hair and when he bought the sneakers

and when he put them on he became Trump and he was like right he was like no I'm right I'm right it was very funny very clever very topical like Like that's what SNL should be doing. And Shane Gillis does a really good Trump. It was very, oh, and then they had the guy in the sketch, the guy who always does the Trump impersonation. They were like, it was like an impersonation off. Oh, that's funny. It was funny.

Like I was like, oh my God, this is funny. Thank you. That's funny. Yeah, I'm glad he did a Trump because he does like a thing in his special where he like imitates him and it's so good. And I had said, I think that's why they hired him from SNL a few years ago because he would have been like a great go-to for every show if he were the trump and he does such a good job got it so that's why like i was hoping that he would do one

last night because he does it so better than anyone i've seen i actually you know what but in the impersonation off i actually thought the other guy was just as good maybe better really yeah it was just funny like that's the type of shit i'll watch that i'll watch some of the clips actually i would love to know like what the snl ratings are like is it considered like a success the show in general yeah like ratings wise i'm sure like everything else they're lower and lower over time but enough to keep doing it like are they looking to shake it up no because they don't they don't but like them bringing on shane gillis and letting him say the r word like that to me signals a new era no

yeah no it's not a new era but i think like every once in a while sure like bloom where you're planted whatever because when you look back on like the history of snl like it was for so many years like the chevy chase years like this crazy place no now it's just like the Chevy Chase here. It's like this crazy place. No, now it's just like the mainstream comedy. Yeah, just like regurgitate. Yeah. It's not good. So it was fun to tune in and see like something so different and so crazy. And I have to imagine like I know every comedian was like posting, promoting it.

I have to imagine like his ratings were excellent. But also he has a huge audience on his own. I'm sure they all tuned in. We're not even part of his audience. We tuned in. I think it probably did tuned in. We're not even part of his audience. We tuned in. I think it probably did good in the ratings. Yeah. Yeah.

So. Cool. Yeah, it was an exciting time. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Three? Three. Yeah.

Which is exciting for you and I. Oh my God. Baby, you and I. You and I. You, you and I. You and I. You, you and I. Oh, turdy, I'd rather die. Me too, bitch. Me too, bitch.

Without you and I. Try. You and try. You, you and try. Oh, Bruno, I'd rather die. That's such a good song. So good. Well, our next story is really interesting news for us.

And I want you to listen. Hear me out. Oh. Glenn Powell says he and his Anyone But You co-star, Sidney Sweeney, are reading scripts together looking for their next big project. Could Anyone But You co-stars Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney be the next Julia Roberts and George Clooney? Oh, I i love this the duos work on the past i wouldn't say

julia roberts and george clooney i would say matthew mcconaughey and kate hudson but continue another one but i think allegedly emma stone ryan gosling according to this like george clooney and julia roberts did it first that's i don't even know that yeah i guess that's why it was a big deal when last year they like did that crap movie and that's why people were excited because they do stuff together. I don't think people were excited, but continue. Their work on the past romantic comedy just brought in a record breaking $200 million. So a million dollars and 20 cents.

No, it was 200 mil. Thus setting the two sum up as a bankable pair that audiences might be ready to watch fall in and out of love over and over. So what's next for the couple that saved rom-coms? More scripts, according to Glenn Powell. He stopped by Variety on the red carpet at the SAG Awards and said, when you find somebody that you really jive with, Sydney is so easy to work with and so fun.

We're definitely trying to find the next thing. Please send us all the scripts you got. You know we're here for it. Okay, so we need a book turned into a movie that features the two of them You're obviously thinking of a book and I can't remember I'm thinking of our movie from Friday Oh okay sure but like what about a real script that already exists Like what's a movie that we're

What's a book that we're waiting like a romance book that we're waiting It happened one summer even though they're not of the elk of that book Like I'm sorry he's too skinny to play Wait Jackie He's not a cold sea fisherman Working on an oil rig it happened one summer off the coast of pacific northwest like he's could they be violent no no and Xander they couldn't they couldn't like what is a book we're waiting and like we're always like thinking

about casting people in I mean not again not them like seven husbands no not them not them just like a classic cult romance novel colleen hoover no no nothing honestly like first of all it happened one summer like it's over why she could so be like oh she's not from la claudia like hair and makeup and he could buff up like yeah he couldn't no he couldn't be like this humble fisherman he's like a pretty boy no you're right be this humble fisherman no he couldn't be a good reads and see like what they're turning into a see what we've loved but i was really thinking phone a friend even though he's really not the nerd who takes off his glasses oh by the way he is not the nerd who takes off his glasses and

everybody realizes she's handsome so the girl she is popular girl from high school who's using the old nerd we've got our mandy or whatever okay here are the books that i've rated five stars that like i need them to turn oh go by rating good call yeah that's how i always do it if they ever did one two loves by taylor jenkins no no i don't like it i don't like it oh i mean this is harder than i thought so far oh before we were strangers you read that yeah the girly with red hair at nyu yeah no it's not them no it's not them one day in december that was a good book you didn't oh my god that was the worst book on the planet so crazy wait no that book was fine what's the one that Like was a romance novel That ended up being

About 9-11 Excuse By Jill I literally remember it Hold on I just need to Find the name of this book So I can tell you guys

To never read it Excuse The Light We Lost Jill Santopolo It's a cute romance 9-11 Excuse me Oh my gosh

I never read that But like a Sophie Kinsella Even though you haven't Read all of them Would be cute Yeah I just think Like anybody Like a Reese reese needs to get in there you know reese needs to get in there i think a dream team would be reese glenn and sid love yeah this is exciting that they're gonna be like a duo i like that maybe an ellen hilder brand oh also because

like euphoria is never coming back question mark i feel like they keep saying 2025 all these people are going to be in such different places i feel like they're literally just going to let the show end i don't because of like the toxic workplace and then the sag strike like i don't know what i don't think they're just going to let it end like everyone peep audiences included but also just like industry they just all like love the show too much it's just weird like how it got here it went from being the biggest show on tv to like them nobody getting back to work they'll go they'll go they'll go well it frees her up and i kind of love her becoming like a matthew mcconaughey kate hudson type i want to watch this movie so do i by the way i keep like

meaning to but it's not like i'll watch it when it comes on demand it might already be on demand now no i think it was in it was in it's still in theaters too that's what that's what the 200 million thing they just surpassed 200 million in ticket sales but sometimes things are in theaters and you can watch them at home like for 30 dollars that is true i like that i love that accessibility yeah distribution i think that's cute like i like them becoming like a a duo a duo me too are you ready for our next story is it number four it is number four is it the next story that's brought to you by the farmer's dog yes so the farmer's dog was founded by two dog lovers who decided to reimagine pet food from

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Yeah. But that's her name. Rodrigo. Oh, Olivia Rodrigo. I think that was right. Yeah, I think I said that. Yeah. She shared how she celebrated her 21st birthday by buying cigarettes and a six pack of beer,

though, of course, she said, I didn't consume it, of course, but I just bought it because I could. So Olivia Rodrigo is having an identity crisis? Where she's, like, trying to shake, like, her good girl. Because a lot of people, there's actually a lot of talk about her tour opening night. It was in Palm Springs. It looked amazing. She wears, like, kind of, like, skimpy outfits.

And she, like, curses a little. And she, like, kind of grabs her boobs, like, in some of her, like, choreography. And, like, you know the move where, like, you kind of rub your vagina. Like, you just, you know. And so, a lot of people are shook. Because's really um she's not Disney she hasn't been on Disney in many years but those are her like OG fans and the girls who the people who go to see her show like are everyone loves her like Ben of course but the core fans are like these kind of young I would say like pre-teen girls um and she's trying to shake that image you know she is not she's not your she's not you know your mom's pop star you know yeah um and she's trying to shake that image you know she is not she's not your she's not you know

your mom's pop star you know yeah um and i think you know this is another layer of that you know but then she's like that's so crazy i mean i didn't smoke them yeah okay that's interesting i do feel like it's something that every like former disney person has to confront like and she's doing it i think in like not a crazy like maddie cyrus in the dead pets ways right and i didn't even like see some of that stuff. But I feel like. It's very subtle. It's, yeah.

And I think it's good to, you know, start to evolve as an artist. But read the room and who are the people in the audience. But it's, like, everyone. That's the thing. Like, how do you tailor a show when, like, your core, core, core audience, you're right, is, like, these Disney girls. But then, like, you blew up it's like these Disney girls but then like you blew up and people like my husband are going to your show and like the footage I saw like I

saw Chris Olsen who's like this 30 year old man go like how how do you balance that well then she just has to be Olivia whatever that is well and I think what we're seeing is like her outfits are very you know small you know she's wearing a lot of underwear and tights yeah she's wearing like a little shirt and she like lifts up her shirt and you know she shows her bra at one point i didn't see the dance moves but i think that the outfits are super cute perfectly in line with like what her stated brand is already i didn't find them to be like shocking no no no no no they're not shocking also a good it was good that she's talking about her 21st birthday to remind people that she is 21 because i just always think of her as 16 and I need to like get it in my head that she's 21. Agreed. I also have like a crazy idea for

Olivia Rodrigo. I think what she really needs to do, like honestly, I think she needs a drastic haircut. Oh, that's, that's always a great way to mature. Yeah. I think that it would, she has like teenager high school hair. She has teenager high school hair. That's like down, like that's what I had at that age. Well, at 16, like down to your butt, you want the longest hair possible. Curl, curl, curl. But I think she's like getting, you know, very into high fashion.

She goes to the Met Gala. I think it would really sophisticate her up and also remind people like who she is. Cause she kind of has this very like young looking body. I think if she had this like, I don't know what the haircut would be, but I think if she had like a severe haircut, like a drastic one, it might, it might make might make a difference yeah that's a good call yeah that's just where what

i've been thinking about lately i actually think that's very good advice yeah i love a haircut yeah not not for me do as i say not as i do cut turdy's hair off in her sleep uh if either one of us needs a haircut it's you so i'm getting one next week i'm excited for you thank you so um yeah live's tour it looks great i think i mean if i can get tickets i think i'm gonna go my husband will like hold a gun to my head you guys are like classic olivia rodrigo who should be going to her show the two of you date night i mean it wouldn't it's not really a date night when like your husband's mistress is on stage oh does he love her like that no actually he like loves her music i actually he's not his celeb crush i think if he walked past her in the street like he might not even

know it was her like he's so i like he loves the art he loves the art who's his celeb crush let me ask him like one time i asked him and he said i feel like actually hold on is i don't want to start a fight who is your celebrity crush question mark and don't be a freak just answer he's gonna say you right no that's why i said don't be to start a fight. Who is your celebrity crush? And don't be a freak. Just answer. He's going to say you. Right. No, that's why I said don't be a freak. Just answer.

I feel like over the years I've asked him and only two times he's given me like a real answer. And both times like it was like random and I feel like I forced it and he like doesn't stand by it because I have a vivid memory of him one time saying that his celebrity crush was Emmy Rossum. Okay. And that was probably like 10 years ago when we were watching Shameless. And he would like right now deny that he ever said that. And then I do feel like.

That's a good one though. That's respectable. I do feel like another time he said Mila Kunis. And it's just now dawning on me that he chose two Jewish girls. Like I'm not even on purpose. He wouldn't have known that. And that makes me feel so good. Yeah.

It's not like so far off from what he got. Yeah. That's nice. I really have to go to the bathroom you keep having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the show i know should i hold it like do you think how much more time do we have final story will be short it's like it's not should i leave this in yeah leave this in it's not like groundbreaking you know thought-provoking story actually it will inspire a little debate can your bowels handle a little debate they actually can't just go all right fifth and final

fifth and final story kim kardashian son saint walked out with lionel messi ahead of inter miami's tie game against la galaxy um which was sweet but then sparked some debate about you know nepotism like what money can buy that it should have gone to a less fortunate child well it wasn't like this it wasn't something that was up for auction like well people think like she paid to get him on oh god i actually just bit the lipstick is it in my teeth just a little bit how it's just right here why are you malfunctioning where is it it's gone oh oh no well then it's a chunk of lipstick oh weird is it all over my gone. Oh. Oh, no. Well, then it's under. There's a chunk of lipstick. Ew.

Oh, weird. Is it all over my teeth? No. Okay. Oh, my God. Sorry about that. So, when they say it should have gone to a less fortunate child, what's it? Like, it's not anything that you can do.

Like, it wasn't, like, something she, like, oh, should we give it to this kid with cancer? Or, same. Like, it wasn't one or the other. Yeah, it's just, like, her established connections, like, gave her a position where she could get this for him. Now, do I think this is weird? Yes. Why?

Like, I don't know. This is what soccer players do. They walk out holding hands of kids for every game. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, I have to start the whole conversation over again. I didn't know that. It should have gotten to a less fortunate kid You saw that like in

I feel like it was in David Beckham's Documentary they were always walking out with kids And whenever I see like soccer Stuff they always walk out with kids it's like a weird thing That they do in soccer I've never seen that It's a weird thing they do in soccer I don't know why they do it I don't know who these children are

I don't know if it's the same kids for every team Oh my god Ben's celebrity crush i'm vomiting who he said with a gun to my head sydney sweeney you're disgusting that's fucking hurtful i don't think that it is she's the classic answer right now be creative yeah it's just not creative fine mine's glenn powell beautiful it actually can't be because i'm like kind of friends with yeah so like that's twisted i don't know if i mentioned them no you have don't worry i feel like i haven't there might be someone who doesn't know though you know i like i'm actually really tight i wouldn't say really tight actually i would say i'm like friendly with glenn powell

friendly yeah like if we saw each other in a restaurant we would say hi great like would he invite me over to his table to sit and have a drink honestly maybe like i'm so much fun i would invite me over closer with ben than he is with you oh that's a good question probably i think they just played golf together when we were in mexico so like yeah that's you know on the links shit goes down on the links and maybe that's why His celebrity crush Is now Sydney Sweeney Yeah Because he has an in Yeah Okay

Back to the Nepo walk I need to change My celebrity crush By the way Who cares John Mayer That's what I always say I'm like so over it

That's less original Than Sydney Sweeney Agreed And not to be so rude And like vain But like he's not Looking that good these days Like

Well the thing is About Well it depends What kind of person you are. But if you have a crush on someone, like it should be 360 and not just about looks. So like if you loved his like music. A celebrity. I don't know these people.

I don't know. But their personality too. Like, oh, they're cute and funny. Who's your celebrity crush? Constantly changing. Honestly, Jason Segel's up there. Yeah, because like he's funny. Yeah, yeah.

His personality. Yeah. Yeah. Every time John Mayer talks. Every time John Mayer talks, it's literally like, stop. goes up there yeah because you like it like he's funny yeah yeah his personality yeah yeah every time john mayer talks no i feel every time john mayer talks it's literally like stop i feel like you like his personality he sounds like no actually i don't know no it was just about looks yeah yeah duh music and music yeah and like yeah music and music i feel like his music is my new movie not music and lyrics music and looks i feel like his music is part of his personality. Do you know what I mean?

Really? I actually disagree. I feel like he says such profound things in his music and then he talks and he's just like weird. I never find those sentiments reflected in his personality. Who was your celebrity crush? Elon. That's so true. Facts! And that one's like, elon that's so true facts and that one's like yeah that's it that's and he's changed his looks over the years like he looks different now the thing is he's not not handsome i don't even know what he looks like objectively he's not not handsome he's not gorgeous it's not about look no it's good jackie he's like he's gettable you can get him yeah I'm so glad I went to the bathroom because like then I would be rushing through this conversation

yeah so who's your celebrity crush now I don't know drop some comments like who do I say like is hot who is she always obsessed Charles Melton honestly yeah he's so hot that's a good one I think Charles Melton's my celebrity crush like of of the moment for sure. Of today. Of this year, because he's like kind of like having a good year. Of this episode. And then there are people, of course, I find handsome,

like Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, but like, what am I, 12? Like. No, I'm sorry. Like I'm more mature than those two being my celebrity crushes. They're too handsome. Like.

Yeah, no, it's like, that's like Sidney Sweeney. It's like the original. It's not, it's not real. There's too much competition. Like get real. real let me think who is my celebrity crush yeah like the jason siegel i feel like people used to say jonah hill but like who literally who's that remy that's her celebrity remy vader is it really that's her celebrity crush yeah i was just texting with her this morning hold on not me texting a thousand people who's your celebrity crush like what am i 16 yeah um who is your celebrity crush question mark was it ever jonah hill you can't plant the seed oh i mean even though that would help my cause

okay i asked anybody else who i'm gonna text like we know who Margo says She says hers is like Miles Taylor Hugh Jackman Tim McGraw She's so weird I like I want a new celebrity crush and I want to have a really good answer I feel like his people's like celebrity crush Like Morgan Wallen Honestly you know who's kind of my celebrity crush these days

Like David Beckham That's a good one You're like 20 years late Yeah but no but Like this well of course like i he would have been my crush when he was like at his you know youth peak but like him being like dad energy and husband energy like that's the energy i find attractive not somebody who dates a million girls that's why like jacob alorty like he's too young and hot right now like yeah someone

you're just in a different stage of your life i'm attracted to people who are like settling down yeah who live a slower life. Yeah. And that's David Beckham, the dad version. Mm-hmm. So that's someone I would. Let me see if she answered me. I don't even know anymore.

Say who did it used to be. Who did it used to be? I just want to ask her like was it ever at any point Jonah Hill? Fine. Let's just cut to the chase because we need to end. Was it ever at any point Jonah Hill? Fine. Let's just cut to the chase. Was it ever at any point Jonah Hill? Because we need to end the show. Right. And, like, we're getting stuck on the dumbest conversation.

I'm glad she's by her phone. She's typing already. Yeah, she's on vacation. So, like, I knew she would answer. She's typing. Yes! Why? Such a long story, comma.

Make sure to listen to the toast today. Oh, I thought you were going to ask her why was he your crush. I would never, like, judge. Like, people are attracted to who they're attracted to. Yeah. I'm sure some people would be like, ew, John Mayer. Like, get a grip. I'm sure people would be like, ew, Elon.

I think a lot of people. You're wrong for that. No, they're wrong for that. I, please help me. You guys know me better than I know myself. Like, who's my celebrity crush? They know, you know? Yeah. What do you value? Like, would you want to would you please don't say men's offer celebrity like please no

you're gonna be blocked if you say that blocked what do you value like what could it be a comedian could it be like a musician i'm not um a business person i'm not partial like i don't care what they do for a living as long as they're rich okay and if they're celebrity and you want a celebrity a famous person yeah it could be a famous businessman it could be famous anything famous athlete yeah would you want an athlete what about aaron rogers for you no i kind of see it i kind of see turdy and Aaron. No. Like if I'm going to, okay, now that we're going down this, and by the way, like Saint. Thank you Saint

for this conversation. If I would ever like have a dream athlete like scenario, like I would, oh, I'm sorry, I know who my crush is.

Joe Manganiello. So good. Joe Manganiello is my celebrity crush. I'm so glad we got to the bottom of that because what I was going to say was that like, if I'm going to date an athlete,

I want the biggest one. Like I just want to know what it would be like to be so tiny Like somebody who's 600 pounds literally So it wouldn't be Aaron Rodgers it wouldn't be a quarterback honestly Yeah they're a little small It would be like a defensive lineman I don't even know what the word is Jason Kelsey? No That's actually a good celebrity crush for someone like if that's your answer because he's like handsome and big but has a great personality

Family man family values No it's the 360 yeah yeah but Like hard no for me Okay he's like not my type physically And also like no I'm not saying For you shy and like fame averse And I'm not looking for someone like that okay but if you Had to date Travis or Jason

Travis Who would you date well date Meaning like spend time And have conversations with But still Travis yeah They're both They're both nice They seem like nice guys Yeah

Joe Manganiello And by the way So random Because we watch so much TV Do you know what I learned this week? Joe Manganiello Is the host Of Deal or No Deal

Deal or No Deal Island I saw a story about that Like the headline was Joe Manganiello Channels four different people As host of Deal or No Deal Island. I saw a story about that. The headline was Joe Manganiello channels four different people as hosts of Deal or No Deal Island. Talking about who he gets inspiration from. And I'm like, I must have misread that. And I just scrolled on by because I just figured I read that wrong. Jackie, I was so confused. I'm like, is that my husband on TV? And it was. He's working hard for you. He's not going to rest on his laurels. No, and that's one of those

jobs that pays amazing. not to promote the good guys but the good guys actually just recorded an episode with howie mandel and when ben was done he was like so impressed by howie mandel because howie mandel was like an integral part of getting that show off the ground and he doesn't host it anymore i don't think but he's still like a producer and he was telling them all about like the business and that's like one of those shows that makes people like that people retire off of so hopefully joe and i can retire when he's done with love love is blind island whatever it's called uh deal or no deal island deal or no deal island yeah and to be honest back to this saint west thing like i really like i don't care like

i don't have a thought on like should it have gone to him like i like i genuinely don't care when i saw it i saw it before like the controversy and I was like, oh, that's so cute. And it's like Kim using her power like for the coolest experience for her son. And if it does rotate out for every single game all the time and it's not just like the same kids all the time, like other kids will get to experience it too.

You know what I mean? Like it's just one walkout. And also it's not like something that's gonna change your life. Like, okay, I guess if we're going to, like, let's, if we're going to analyze it, when I saw it on her stories, because that's how I, like, figured it out, I actually thought it was weird. But I also didn't know that, like, the kids were a part of the walkout.

Like, I didn't know that was a thing either. Kids are a part of a walkout in soccer for every game. So, like, why not say it one time? Yeah, one time. Yeah, no, I agree. If he does it every single time yeah that's like not fair and yeah that's not fair but one time like he loves soccer and he genuinely loves soccer it's not like he's a kid who doesn't appreciate this right like this is the coolest

moment for him too yeah like i i just don't care you know no i just don't care i'm like okay so say another kid got to walk out like and had a cool moment like great amazing it's just a moment and you know what i believe i believe the children are our future well that's the darn truth let them lead the way whenever i sing that song like i who do i feel like jenna maroney i gotta watch 30 rock again we gotta go yeah reminder the new collection drops tomorrow morning. So before the next episode, like there will be merch at shoptoastmerch.com. We won't let you forget.

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