The Toast - Timestamp Warriors: May 16th, 2024

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast, and congrats! We made it. We made it to the set. It's Thursday, right? Oh my god, don't look at me like I'm crazy. Oh my god, I thought for sure. I just imagined it was Thursday. No, I wasn't thinking you're crazy. I was thinking, what day is it? I had no idea. No, I know this is like a personal feeling, and maybe I'm not speaking for the whole world, but I feel like the pace in which this week moved was so fair you know like it was doable and it was manageable it wasn't super like

crazy stretched out it wasn't one of those weeks where it's like oh my god it felt like every day came I did what I had to do and nothing major you know ruined my week or made my week it was a very normal week and I think normalcy is grossly underrated. I agree. What's crazy to think about is some weeks fly by, some weeks drag on, and objectively they're all the exact same amount of time. That's what's crazy. No, I think what's crazy is like the way that I'm describing my week, somebody listening to this podcast has seriously had like the worst week of their life and it's not, like they can't believe it's not Sunday. Like the way we experience the same periods of time so differently. That's crazy.

Well, ain't that the truth? I have a couple of things to say. The first is like, I'm going to be that bitch. Jax and I have like kind of a major announcement tomorrow. And the fact that we haven't like been annoying people about it is like major. So tomorrow, tune into the show because there's big news, sort of historic news and sort of girly swirly news. You know, I'll say that.

I agree with those points. And we could have been so annoying up until this point. And we weren't. And we're just going to be annoying for 24 hours. And I feel like that's so fair. Feel free to sound off in the comments. Like, what do you think the surprise is? So fair, Soffer.

That's one. Ben Sofair. That's one. Speaking of Ben Sofair, I'm sorry I got to this, you know, I couldn't answer your call at first. I was on the phone with my lawyers. I don't know if you saw the good guys today did a merch launch. I did. And they are using a photo of me using my name and likeness to sell merchandise.

Excuse me? And I just think that's funny. Okay. Goodguys.com. Let's see it. No, no. On their Instagram. Oh, they're not selling a piece of merch with you on it?

Oh, no, no, no. I guess maybe I did make it sound like that. No, no, no. They're just like using a promotional photo of me for promotional use. Okay. Now I have to go. I have to see what's going that. No, no, no. They're just like using a promotional photo of me for promotional use. Okay. Now I have to go. I have to see what's going on. Featuring my name and likeness.

Good guys. Okay. Guys of good. Okay. It's not on their page. Okay. I don't know why you're having such a hard time. What are you?

They're just, they use a photo of me in the hat, like to sell merch. Like, I don't know why. Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't wear their, don't wear their hat then. Well, they'll't know why. Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't wear their, don't wear their hat. They'll be hearing from my lawyers. They will be hearing.

Once again, once again, screw sisterhood. You're wrong. you know what? I'm kind of sick. I seriously, by the way,

by the way, if you were their hat, if you were their hat and they didn't like post a picture of you while they're trying to sell merch, you'd be like, why not me? Why not include me? Honestly, we might have our second walk off in Toast history. You have been so toxic lately. And seriously, I need to put some time on Zach Widener's calendar.

Like he and I need to chat about all the annoying things you do. It's just. Yeah. I really, they can't post your photo and you know how anti GGs I am. Are you? Yeah. Judas. Number one.

Judy O. Judy O. No, you're just looking for a fight. Okay. First of all, listen, She's pushing everyone away. Why? Just you. Just me and them.

I'm joining the good guys. Seriously, I'm leaving you high and dry here. You are so toxic. It's insane. First of all, this is a show where like we have a shtick about the good guys. So I was like just doing the shtick and now we're being serious. Like now we're being serious. Claudia, I was so ready to call the lawyers.

First, I thought they were selling a picture with your face on it. That's what you made a comment. It was just about the expectation of the crime. Sorry that you don't understand the shtick we have going with us and the good guys. Like, sorry. Sorry that you don't get it. I invented the shtick. And so the fact that you don't get it.

Within reason. And you just kind of, like, swapped and turned the tables on me. Noted. Noted. All's to say, don't buy good guys exactly and then the third thing I wanted to say what is oh just a reminder that my comedy special lean in is now available to watch for free on YouTube so that's very exciting you can search it on YouTube it's called Claudia Ashtray lean in lean in if you will perfect weekend plans you've big weekend plans? I do have big weekend plans. I do, I do. Also, speaking of premium content, yesterday I dropped kind of a major feature film, and it is my journey with Sourdough. I have been

vlogging for the last eight days, this sourdough endeavor. And I left it all in the vlog. What can I say? You guys, it was so funny. It was a wild ride. It's so funny. I think it's pretty informative for anyone who is interested in sourdough. And I think if, and so many, so many toasters are sourdough scans.

I was shocked at like the fervor in the comment section being like, you have to zero out your scale. You don't have to use that much starter. Like, okay. No, so much fervor, which I was so glad to see. So I got so many helpful tips and I'm really excited to be a part of the community. The community said that for a first loaf, I did pretty darn good. Like your first is always going to be the worst and you're just figuring out the basics.

So much so that this morning I saw that my starter was starting alive and well. And I started another dough this morning. Love that. So we shall be having perhaps fresh bread tonight or yeah, probably tonight. I'm going to have fresh bread for dinner. I mean, all I've been eating for the last two days is my fresh bread. That sounds amazing sounds amazing yeah I don't know if that's like a good thing or a bad thing I haven't been eating like a crazy amount but like I had a sandwich I had a slice of toast with a little healthy egg salad and I don't know if like I'm eating too much of getting too high on my that's sort of just like

life never knowing if you're eating too much or too little I know for a fact that I ate too much at book club last night because we went out to dinner, even though we usually cook, you know, the Bala Busta book club. No one was really in the mood. So we went out to a kosher spot not knowing. Usually we always go to the same place, La Marais, fabulous steakhouse. And it's usually like busy, but never, we always make a reservation, but never to the point where like we're waiting. Last night, I think was both NYU and Columbia graduation so all the Jewish students you know fleeing their institutions

came to Lama right oh wait to wait 30 minutes I was like so annoyed so by the time like it was time to order I was feeling feral you know that's like never a good place to be like grocery shopping or ordering when you're like rock bottom hunger. Yeah. I got a hamburger and a steak. Yummy. It was so good. Licked the plate clean. Regrets? Ask me how many I have because I have zero.

None. Not one. Zero. Zero. Oh my God. Speaking of your housewives at Beverly Hills, did you see that viral video of Kyle Richards? And the mouse? Okay.

The mouse could do it? The mouse cackled. First of all. Mouse-ker hey.ker hi. Mouseker ho. Her car literally became Miska Muska Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Mouseker ready. Mouseker set. Here we go. Can you explain to me like how the mouse was sort of like suspending suspended in air like up on her window. That looked straight out of a cartoon he was like by the way not only did it look he was kind of adorable no you guys know how i feel give him a i guess it's those la mice like they're on set they're working like they're they're literally professionals living in the gutters which is just filled with a green juice i mean just like everything else like the best looking mice go to LA. The best looking people.

Like they're just a class above. And he literally looks like Ratatouille. A stock image mouse. No, by the way, I'm so like, he had a gorgeous smile and like perfect ears.

I completely agree. And when I saw it, it wasn't the way I would normally react to like seeing a mouse. I was like, oh my God, I thought maybe it was a chipmunk.

Yeah, it took me a while to understand like what was gonna be happening in the video. Cause I just like saw it, Rogan, she's filming her dashboard. I'm like, what am I missing? What, what? I'm like freaking out, but I don't know. She's screaming, I'm freaking out.

I don't know why. And then she pan, and then something happens on her windshield. But it's like, what was happening before that? That she was filming? I feel like maybe she saw the mouse run across her windshield. But it's like, what was happening before that, that she was filming? I feel like maybe she saw the mouse run across her windshield and then whipped out her phone and started filming the windshield and the dashboard. But then the mouse was on her left on the passenger, I mean, on the driver's side window.

And I don't know. And seriously, like Kyle Richards, I love. But she's not like a particularly funny person. It was the funniest thing I've probably seen all year long. Especially when I went, if you go into the video not knowing what you're looking at, and like you're like, why is this woman screaming screaming and then all of a sudden you see the mouse peak comedy truly yeah that mouse though it was giving something I wasn't expecting the mouse had the Markle sparkle he really did charisma and I do feel bad for her if that were me or if that were

you I wouldn't even be able to stop shaking long enough to film. It would just have to be a story I told you guys and you wouldn't believe like that. You would think I'm crazy. Like the fact that she was able to compose herself enough to even film. Well, she couldn't drive. Her leg was frozen. Was it? Yeah, she was frozen.

She said like she couldn't even her her window her passenger window was down and she was like too frozen to even put it oh my god no no you like I would be frozen but I would protect myself like you have to roll up your window no really wait the passenger window or the driver window pass okay but he was on the driver no no yeah he wasn't there was a window in between them but like he could have brought a friend comes around passenger side shotgun i want to know gravity wise can mice crawl up a car i thought they just like chilled on the floor no it was giving a ratatouille remy the rat of my dream i'm sorry that mouse is giving mickey a run for his money. You know, legend has it, Mickey was actually created,

like, inspired by a rat tattoo from Kyle Richards' car. Yeah, well, it wasn't a rat. No, it was a mouse. It was, he was so mousy. He looked like the mouse emoji. Yes. He looked like the emoji of a mouse. He looked like those little mice.

Mouse-ger-doer. Looks like he was about to go do mouse-ger-size. Cinderella, like the mice that help her get dressed. Yeah, seriously out of a fairy tale. Storybook ending for Kyle Richards. Is Kyle Richards a princess? A princess. Maybe that mouse was there to be her fairy godmother

and she missed it. I love that. Like she missed the signs right in front of her. Oh my God. That was so funny. I'm so glad we brought that up. We also have, I feel like great stories. I think like a lot happened this morning, you know, that it ends with us.

Trailer dropped. Are we talking about that? What else are you thinking? Yes. I don't know. I just like, you know. The stories are good. They're really good.

And it's been a great week. Oh, the Wicked trailer. Yeah, that was going to be in like a trailer segment. So we have a subset A and B for trailers. We do have subset A and B for trailers. So it's giving. You know it's a good day when there's a subset. It's giving embarrassment of riches.

It is. And I do want to acknowledge the space that I'm in. And be thankful for this bounty of stories this week. I feel like we've been in a really good place. I love that. I also do want to say something I'm personally trying to do. I would like to stop saying it's giving. It's giving illiteracy, honestly.

It's giving like you don't have words. I think I'm smarter and more well-educated than to be using that phrase. It was fun for a minute on like TikTok talk, but to be using it in my everyday life, like seriously, I'm better than that. And I think seriously, join me. Join me up here. Like let's all stop saying it. It's really dumb. We had this conversation about a TikTok, different TikTok phrase, maybe a year or

two ago. It was this. No, no, it was, it was this, ready? Oh, it was this colon. it's the blank for me right and now we need to I'm down to let go of it's giving my issue is that it's very illustrative and it paints a picture literally of what something is giving is giving and I have to get back to a place of what did we say before it what how did I connote that feeling I think instead of how instead of, well, how did I just use it? It's giving illiterate. It reminds me of illiteracy. Like, but yawn. No. It reminds me of the good old days. Now I just feel seriously like an idiot when I say it's giving.

Seriously, use different words. Sound off in the comments. Okay, we're going to stop saying it's giving. What are we replacing it with? We're going to attempt to stop saying it, but until a worthy replacement presents itself, it's giving resting on our laurels. But see, I just don't feel like we could be the type of people

who say illustrious, you just use that word, and resting on our laurels while also saying it's giving. I think that personifies, embodies, and is emblematic of our show. It's emblematic. And like why can't we sometimes like not have the right word? I know. It's like people just expect so much from us. Why are we holding ourselves to this impossible standard?

I think it's cool to incorporate like young fun trends when appropriate. However, this is a perfect – I'm so glad we're having a conversation about modern jargon. standard I think it's cool to incorporate like young fun trends when appropriate however this is a perfect I'm so glad we're having a conversation about modern jargon because I saw something this morning that bothered me it was a girl making her breakfast it was like a cute breakfast it looked like hash brown with avocado and then egg and then cottage cheese on top like is it by the way is what she ate for breakfast pertinent to the story I just want you to know what she ate and that it looked good. And it was a little different from like, you know, cereal and milk.

It was like she was trying something new and then she captioned it POV. This is my new hyper fixation breakfast. What part bothered you? Like why do you got hyper fixation? Like why you got to call it a hyper fixation? Like this is my new favorite breakfast. Okay, so I actually like the word hyper fixation because I hadn't heard of it and then when somebody posted it I was like oh my god I actually do that I become obsessed with the meal I'll eat it every day for six months and then I'll

never eat it again like the concept of hyper fixation is I like that there was a word to this habit that I had done so I actually don't agree with you on that I thought you were gonna say oh POV I get it because it's like sometimes it's hard to start off your caption it's like when you like it's a necessary for that girl I think she could have gotten the point across just by saying my current hyper fixation breakfast I think hyper fixation is just like such an extreme word when it's like my favorite breakfast right now well yeah like I like to eat this thing are you actually hyper fixating like I know as a person you guys know I'm very into patterns and like I like four things like I actually am the definition of someone who hyper fixates on something especially food and I just want to say someone who's having like hash browns avocado

eggs and an amalgamation of seasonings like she's obviously yeah she's exploratory hyper fixation is a clinical term Claudia that describes when someone becomes so focused on a specific topic activity or person that they ignore other things. People who hyper fixate may forget to take breaks, lose track of time, not respond to others. Like it's just an extremely strong term. That's how I feel. And this is going to ruffle quite a few feathers, but I was just having this conversation with a friend of mine. That's how I feel about like certain words or in this case, like certain clinical diseases being overused. Like not everyone has ADD.

Not everyone has ADHD. And seriously, I keep getting targeted for this ad on TikTok. Like literally it's like this telehealth company that wants to prescribe you, that wants to diagnose you with ADHD and send you medication for ADHD. And it's giving like a pill farm.

Like it's- what's it called the website i don't know why you need drugs right it's always good to have a couple i'll send you you know it's just giving like honestly back and now i'm so conscious because i just read um demon copperhead but like these doctors what do they call them like pill where they you just come to get a prescription filled like pill fillers pill farm something like that and I just feel like not everyone has ADHD like like it's just not possible not everyone has it and I think there are people who like really really have it and then there are other people who's like I also have ADHD like no you don't you're just annoying yeah that's a big one of course OCD like I'm so OCD

about my breakfast then you meet someone who actually has like clinically diagnosed OCD and they're not like the girl who like organizes her pantry okay like wanting a clean life isn't a mental illness yeah no everyone's getting too comfortable like diagnosing themselves well that's two different things that's two different things. That's two different things. One, it's like, you know, using a clinical term to describe yourself and that's not the case. And another is like the over diagnoses

of the population. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. They're two different things, but you just reminded me. So we've got lots of issues. We've got lots of issues and I'm hyper fixating

on them today. But what I'm hyper fixating on is that we actually have one less issue today because we have amazing stories and we have Deer Toaster. So it's going to be like a long, juicy sort of episode where our job is easy it's not like we have to just you know dig deep to have funny conversations you know yeah do we ever have

to dig so deep it just everything comes naturally it comes naturally who was I just talking to that I was talking to someone about they were like asking about what we do. They were like, how do you guys not run out of things to talk about? And I was like, we have never run out of things to talk about, but I think it's really because we're siblings. Who was I having this conversation? Maybe it was Nikki Glaser. It was someone when I was in LA.

Talking about me? No. With your friends, your fancy Los Angeles friends? No, I wouldn't say I was talking about you. I just, I wouldn't say that. So who were you talking about? I was talking about like our business. Who, I wouldn't say I was talking about you. I just, I wouldn't say that. So who were you talking about? I was talking about like our business. Who were you talking about? Like our business.

Oh my gosh, Trey, you were just talking about me. It's fine. No. It's fine. Maybe if you hadn't, like, maybe if you hadn't turned against me at the beginning of the episode, yeah, I would have been talking about you.

But I'm not. I wasn't. Okay, well, yeah, we don't run out of things to talk about we finish each other's sandwiches made on my homemade bread mine not anybody else's hers is anyone else making bread I would love to have a fresh piece of bread that I didn't slave a lot of people are making bread no no in my like I'm sure a lot of people are making bread but like no one around me is making bread and that's a problem Olivia does do like that sourdough like wild grain it's like they ship it to you frozen you can freeze it and then you warm it up and it is it's pretty close to fresh it's like somebody else made it you just heated it up yeah but there's definitely something like kumsa fresh about it but it's not what I'm doing

and the thing is if I had people around me who were making starter dough like I wouldn't have needed to and that would have been amazing like because soon I'll be making a bounty I'm going to drop one off here oh I love that I would have loved to be on the receiving end of that I would love if you could figure out a way to ship your bread sounds like we're starting a business well we'll be together soon and maybe I'll bring my starter with me well you can't just make a new starter no you have to well you can Becca Martino says that like anyone can make starter but there is like my starter that I'm working with now like seriously came straight from the Oregon Trail thanks to Ballerina Farm and thanks to Kevin O'Leary and thanks to Kevin O'Leary. And thanks to Kevin O'Leary.

When we had Kevin O'Leary on The Toast, which is really an iconic episode in Toaster History, feel free to go watch it. It's on YouTube. Did we ask him about the Oregon Trail? And people have so many issues. They have so many issues with how we say Oregon. Apparently it's Oregon. And seriously, it's not. They said to say it like, you know, your liver. Oregon.

O-R-G-A-N. That's just never going to be me be me no it's not but them spelling it like that definitely now I do know how to say it we would have like sat here I wouldn't have even known what it is if not for or I knew that it was like I knew we were saying it wrong but if saying it wrong is wrong I don't want to be right also if it was meant to be pronounced like organ wouldn't it be spelled that way like why is there the e there it would if the o-r-g-u-n Oregon o-r-e-g-o-n right yeah that's how it's spelled I'm saying if they wanted Oregon Oregon Oregon sorry that's on you that's like the people who named the Majdi Jean like yeah it's a mustard. Well, by the way, the thing is.

Bon Appetit. They didn't name it the Maj Dijon. It's abbreviated. I don't know. If you had seen the sign for the Major Deegan Expressway, instead of it being M-A-J Deegan, but Major Deegan, would you have said Major Dijon or Major Deegan? I think I would have said major deegan

because i would have been in like hard good mode yeah yeah hard good but i saw that soft j and i hit him with a soft g maj dejan maj dejan there's nothing like it take a trip down the maj so we did talk to kevin o'leary about the organ trail what did he say of course we did he said fabulous things like it was a dream to work on know, everything you want to hear about your favorite childhood game. I love that. It's like when they say don't meet your heroes, they're obviously not talking about Kevin O'Leary. No, they're not talking about him, not talking about Frank Catania,

even though he's like shit starting. Even though he's shit starting. Okay, Frank Catania is like low-key spineless. I said it. And he low-key always has been. Like people will tell him secrets and like to him they're just facts like he just shares it no nothing is sacred to Frank Cattaneo but we should have known that really I don't think I should have known that because I met that man and that man looked like

somebody I could tell a secret to no but like he has so many redeeming amazing qualities but like he's not no it's true he cheated on Dolores like he cheated on Dolores like that and he can't even like promise like get back together with her because he can't stop right he said I love you so much but I will never get back together with you because I'll cheat on you again like are you fucking okay he literally can't help himself so it's no secret that he would spill your secrets like I think he's a great person for a million other things but at this point any friend of his who tells him something in confidence like you, you're the fool. Don't trust Frank Catania. He literally told you

not to trust him. No, and also, like, how does that feel as, you know, Brittany, his new girlfriend, hearing he's still in love with his ex-wife, but he won't get back

together with her because he can't stop cheating on her. So now she's dating him. He obviously loves his ex-wife still, but he's also a serial cheater. So the guy you're seeing

probably cheats on you and doesn't even love you. They were just saying on the show that they'll probably get engaged soon and I have to hope that at some point like he will be too old and tired to cheat yeah right yeah when like do you age out of it 60 like no not 60 men are just there definitely has to be an age where like you don't have the bandwidth to cheat well there is an age where you can no longer get erect are you is that what you're referring to no but like do the erections wane and you only have so many to give so like why not give it to

your loving partner and not the woman down the street I mean that's like a rational you can't even get down the street because you don't have your license anymore because it was taken away because your eyesight is bad you know what I mean I do I do like at some point your body won't visit like you're limited in your ability to cheat due to your bodily functions just slowing down yeah well that's good so just give it to the one you've got love the one you're with is all I'm saying um how did we get to Frank Catania oh he's your hero yeah yeah yeah yeah Kevin O'Leary always comes back to the Oregon Trail because it always comes back to my bread especially today because I'm so hashtag proud and now that the vlog is out there I can talk about it because yesterday I didn't want to like

spoil the kind of the narrative within the vlog and hysterical like the parts where you're just silently suffering also not you making sour bread in a crop top and booty shorts. Can we talk about that? I was shocked. You looked fire flames. Oh, thank you. Well, no, because the day I cooked it was Tuesday. I wore a blazer and high-waisted shorts on the show, which called for a little crop top, which isn't like so crazy to wear a crop top when you're wearing high-waisted shorts. And I was going through my day. At first, I was wearing my shorts when I was doing my toes, but then I switched into a pair of sweatpants and I like I thought maybe the counter would protect me but there's a lot of like reaching and moving around so like yeah there's a lot of crop you looked good

thank you I should have put on an apron in hindsight like yeah for the vibes and I have like really cute aprons and it would have and I also have a stain on my shirt like by the end because it was like dinner time and stuff um apron would have protected And I also have a stain on my shirt like by the end. Because it was like dinner time and stuff. Apron. Would have protected you. Apron. Would have protected me. Because I can't protect myself.

I think unfortunately we do have to wrap up this pre-Fast Five banter. Because we have a lot to get to today. Is that okay with you? I'm sorry. I know it's not cool of me. I could do a whole hour with you. It's unfortunate. As you stated it's unfortunate. As you stated it's unfortunate.

But you seem committed. Ready. Yeah. I am eager. And waiting. Yeah Yeah I'm committed to doing my job. Sue me. No but I think pre-fast five banter is actually like the best of our work. Not saying we should do it. I agree with you. I don't know if everyone agrees. I think sometimes people are like oh when do the stories start. Like some people listen to this just for pop culture. I know it's sick. Why? It's sick. No that's seriously crazy. I don't think that's true but sound off in the comments no actually please I don't need to know how many people like skip our personal lives that's rude Claudia I literally don't think there's one I truly believe that in my heart there are like yes well there's always one of

anyone let me tell you why because yesterday um we were a little delayed in putting up the time stamps in the youtube description and there was like a bunch of comments being like oh so we stopped i like how people are like oh we're done with time stamps okay give me five fucking minutes first of all and second of all people who are desperately seeking time stamps are looking to skip over it's true i saw those comments too i thought that was weird yeah no i didn't because i knew that like there's some assholes who just listen for our pop culture takes. But you know what?

Those people are listeners too and they deserve the Fast Five stories. And I mean, if you like the takes, cool. If you like the takes, I just want to say like, I think you would like the pre-Fast Five banter. The takes are kind of like a gateway drug to the Fast Five banter. But so many people skip it. Just trust and believe. Like, let this be your sign.

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makes better bras than skims. Thank you, La. You're welcome. Our first story, Victoria's Secret is bringing back its controversial fashion show to the runway. So the angels are back while Victoria's Secret tried a revamped version of its iconic fashion show in 2023.

The brand announced on Wednesday that it was bringing the catwalk spectacular back to its original format with a splashy runway show this year the new show will deliver precisely what our customers have been asking for the glamour runway fashion fun wings entertainment all through a powerful modern lens reflecting who we are today a spokesperson for the brand says i am so curious to see what this is going to be because there weirdly has been like a lot of demand for the victoria Secret fashion show of yore you know like people

it was toxic for sure but like people loved it and even me like I remember being like super fat and still loving it like I I didn't feel like yes technically I was excluded I didn't see myself represented but like I'm not a model so like I was fine with it um there has been like a lot of demand for that energy to return but I think Victoria's Secret has learned their lesson in the sense that they're going to bring it back and and really be much more inclusive so I don't know if if that's what people want but I'm having deja vu because they like brought it back last year right what was it and why didn't it work why why is it so forgettable I actually don't remember what happened I this

isn't the first time they've like revamped it. I also think that brands really need to walk a line between like making choices and staying true to who they are while also listening to people and hearing them out but not making every single decision based on what people tell you to do.

I feel like that's a fast way to go nowhere and to stand for nothing. Yeah. I also think at the end of the day, like, you probably just need to lean into your data, right? Like, who are your customers? But which data? Wait, no, like, who are your customers? Data, like, sales.

Like, what sizes are selling well? What sizes are not selling well? Who is your target customer? What does your customer look like? Like, if your customer looks like, you know, nothing like your models, like then that's pointless. I don't know that I agree wholeheartedly. Like I think I don't look like a Victoria's Secret angel, but I think there's something

aspirational about the way that they look. They make the lingerie look really gorgeous and exciting. And it's like this hope that maybe if I put it on, like it'll help me look like that. I agree with you. Do you buy Victoria's Secret? I used to, yeah. Yeah, like bras? Bra, well not bras because like I've always had a certain set of needs,

but I love their underwear. If I ever was buying like something like exciting for the boudoir, I always went to Victoria's Secret. Okay. And that I think changed when I when I got older but also like their brand just turned to mush. It meant nothing like you would walk past a mannequin and there's nothing worth looking at. Yeah like crap. Crap. So I think they need to be a little more scrupled while also being a little more inclusive but not losing

the magic of the original victoria's secret and the angels that was the most iconic like modeling underwear job in the world and just to like give that up completely because people were mad like there's a way to do it right yeah right it's like it doesn't mean you have to do an about face and become something that you're not something that so many other brands are like we don't want you no it's true like honestly probably in response to Victoria's Secret so many other brands popped up in the in the category of like undies and lingerie but also in all sorts of categories with the message of being real you know like none of the airy you know nothing's retouched it's real women with real bodies and there there's a, uh, a demand for that, but there's also a demand for the opposite. Like,

let's like, there's a demand for fantasy. And I feel like I can name at this point sitting right here, it's not always been like this, but I can name so many real brands that showcase reality. Sports Illustrated, Aerie, Dove. I cannot name so many brands that like do fantasy anymore but maybe it's not good for business like maybe it's not and that's why people don't do it you have to imagine these big big companies the bottom line is the priority yes of course but like they were doing fantasy for decades and business was booming because the culture shifted yeah but people are the same people every day people and like what they're looking for in their life like yes the now like what we're what's getting a lot

of attention might change but like people still shop what they're looking for yeah well I think also the conversation about like the products being shit is of huge uh importance too is that what people say like back in the day like when we all got older we were like we can't wear these bras like it wasn't built for real women no I'm not yeah I think maybe an older woman is not made for them period like maybe it is a certain age demographic time in your life yeah time in your life I'm that's okay I feel like maybe I said this the last time like I'm looking forward to the show but then last time I didn't even watch it yeah whatever they chose to do can't remember what it was it was forgettable and likely the wrong choice so I hope that they do something

different this time it seems like it will be different I think they're bringing back like some of the iconic angels no okay well that's great but also and I feel like coming on the heels of this sports illustrated conversation yesterday how like there used to be a time where like if you became a Victoria's Secret angel, like you were seriously the biggest model in the world. Like it made every model who we know, Giselle, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Heidi Klum, everyone, Kendall, Gigi, everyone. Then obviously Victoria's Secret stopped, but then really Sports Illustrated stepped in and it was like whoever's on our cover is the girl of the moment.

And after yesterday's conversation, it's like, that's actually not really the case anymore. Sports Illustrated doesn't make models anymore in the sense that like once you're on the cover, you have a career for life. It would be cool if Victoria's Secret got back into that. Like, okay, who's the new hot thing? Yeah. Who makes models now? Anyway, I feel like a lot of models, that job has also been usurped by celebrities.

It has. Like, who's going to be the face of our perfume? It's going to be a celebrity. Same with hosting. There's like, they're putting a lot of models, that job has also been usurped by celebrities. It has. Like, she's going to be the face of our perfume. It's going to be a celebrity. Same with hosting. There's, like, they're putting people out of work. No, it's a good call. Like, who does, I mean, I guess, like, we look now at, like, Skims campaigns, but those are still celebrities.

It's not models. Those are still, yeah. She's not, like, finding new faces at Mall of America and being like, I'm going to make you a big star. I feel like the modeling like ecosystem really was eclipsed a lot by Instagram yeah and you're right like there aren't those like scouts who go to a McDonald's looking for Emily DiDonato you know right I bring that back yeah but also like that like modeling structure was like super toxic for the girls like oh yeah okay but no I feel like

that moment of like you're in a mall and you get discovered like I don't think that moment's toxic and I think that moment should remain however like once they get into the industry and these are young people like there definitely needs to be a lot of change a lot of parental guidance a lot of like age restrictions things of that nature I do feel like the era of super modeling is like a little bit over like when you think about America's Next Top Model and how like modeling was like such a Victoria's Secret. Like models were just like, and they're still like super successful models now. But it's really not the same.

Honestly, I think it's because of social media. Yeah. It's weird to think about. I feel like the last model, the last great models are like Kendall. Oh, no. The last great model, seriously, because she's the youngest, is Kaya Gerber. Kaya Gerber. No, but she's grandfathered in.

If it wasn't for being Cindy Crawford's daughter, she didn't come up with a crop of girls. No, no, she didn't. She's like the last generation. But even she, by the way, she's the biggest superstar. She's not that famous. She is. No, and I feel like where does she even model?

Like Fashion Week and like campaigns and stuff. But like. She doesn't do that much modeling for a big model. When I think about like how famous at the peak like Miranda Kerr was. Like I don't think that's similar. Claudia Giselle. Yeah, well of course. I don't think it's.

Like no, no. You can go name after name. Like that's just not happening. Naomi. And I do. Kate Moss. Like insane. Yeah. And those girls were like regular people who became models. after name like that's just not happening Naomi I do yeah Kate Moss like insane yeah and those girls were like regular people who became models I feel like then we had the Nepo models who really

held it down Kendall Gigi Kaya yeah but where are the other models no and I think this is like actually a real frustration of contemporary models who wanted to be the next Naomi but didn't have a chance because of the Nepo kids like it's actually I think nepotism is actually a huge issue within modeling for sure but like those girls are in their late 20s now where where are the 18 year old models right now the 20 year old models I don't know who are the models us and maybe it's because we're not 18 and 20 like we don't see them no no it's because we aren't 18 or 20 there aren't any models because it would be us right no because since we grew up they just like stopped marketing

period they're like we can't get them we're done give up we're done anyways so tbd stay tuned i'm open as always i'm open yeah i find that i'm very open as a person yeah our next story is some trailer news first up it ends with us trailer dropped today and lake lively stars as lily bloom bloom lily rose depp in it ends with us an adaptation of colleen hoover novel it's been clowned on for months because the pictures from the set looked really awful and I just want to say the trailer looks so good to me yeah of course it's like they put a Taylor Swift song on it and everybody suddenly changed their tune first of all the selection I just want to say the trailer didn't have those outfits that we saw on the street well the trailer was I saw vertical on Instagram you too no I saw it I watched it on YouTube on my iPod I watched it vertical on Instagram so everything was really

zoomed in and I was like oh we're not seeing anyone's outfits just their faces and that's why it looks good oh that's funny no I saw like what I saw of her look like really wasn't offensive I don't know if she's wearing a wig. She is. It looked a little. The wig is wacky. It's giving Merida. What's her name? Merida. It's also like to have like a wig for the whole movie,

you know, like Kristen Stewart in Twilight. It's distracting. I agree. And I guess Blake Lively was not willing to dye her hair red because the girl. She was pregnant. I think. Wasn't she pregnant? No, I think she was postpartum.

And people were like applauding her for going back to work so quickly. Oh, that doesn't make sense. But, and I like, I feel like that's just part of acting where you have to like commit to dyeing your hair and like changing your body for roles. Like. Yeah. Also, you can dye your hair when you're pregnant. Some people don't, but like some people do.

It's not. But it wasn't like the girl had crazy different hair length or texture. Like it was literally just the color. Yeah. Also, I would rather her have just been a blonde in the movie than wear an ugly wig. But like then the erasure of redheads, I don't love it, but we're still being erased because the redhead didn't get the part. Oh yeah.

I was going to say, or they could have just cast someone with red hair. Oh God forbid. Or they could have cast someone who was down to dye their hair red like Julianne Hough right however I'm gonna focus on the positives because we've already said those things we've already said she's not a redhead she didn't become a redhead and I don't like a wig I've said it I'm gonna focus on the positives because I thought that the trailer looked really good I thought her acting looked really strong and the only note I had is that I would have just based on what they look like and what I thought of their characters from the book I would have swapped the male actors so I thought

prior to this that Justin Baldoni like sunk his teeth into this project and made himself the star and I was like okay I would do the same thing but is he the rile he's rile and he's also like the producer and I think he was very involved in purchasing the rights like he got his teeth into the book and then cast himself as the main man like okay and I thought he was so poorly cast seeing him it was better but I don't agree I think Atlas is perfectly cast I fucking love that guy I don't even know his name but he's from 1923 right I love him what's his name I don't know I didn't watch 1923 oh my god you didn't he was the I didn't watch 1923. Oh my God, you didn't? He was the best part of it.

1923 was so good. Better than 1883. Brendan Sclenner. Oh my God. Dreamboat. Brendan Sclenner. Dreamboat. And he's so Atlas.

He can play homeless. I see it. No, I thought to me in the older scenes, he looks more kind of buttoned up. I thought Ryle looks more rugged. But he is buttoned up in the older scenes like he looks more kind of like buttoned up like I thought Ryle looks more like rugged he but he is buttoned up in the book he's like super successful Atlas yeah but he's like a creative he's a chef but he owns like that's a creative industry he owns like multiple successful restaurants in Boston oh that's so not how

I saw him in the book like I saw him is a businessman but he's also a businessman. He owns like multiple successful restaurants in Boston. Oh, that's so not how I saw him in the book. And like, yes, Ryle is a businessman, but he's also a fucking nut who's like crazy. Yeah, but I thought he would be like the more like straight cut looking guy with like a darkness. And then the other guy would be just like more free spirited and creative and that look. Yes, Ryle has a darkness, but no, you're wrong about Atlas.

He is this sort of soft-spoken, sweet. Are you saying he's a businessman, Bo? Yes, he's extremely successful. That's so funny. That's not how I saw him. Yeah. But I like what I saw in the trailer. It was just a note.

That's how I read the book, but that's the thing about books. We all imagine it differently. Also, did the trailer not show any of the young scenes they did oh I feel like and Claudia I don't know who the actress is who plays young Lily Bloom yeah I think like I need to find her because otherwise I'm going to think she's AI generated because she looks like young Blake Lively hold on I watched it on Taylor Nation TikTok and I feel like maybe it wasn't the whole thing. I just want to see some young.

In the movie for a second, I was like, is that Blake Lively again as a teenager? But it's not. This girl really looks like her. Not on her Google images, but in the trailer, really look like Blake Lively young.

The wig is really bad. Yeah, it is. Oh my, the trailer that I saw was like definitely wrong and then of course it was on my Taylor Nation wait I kind of see what you're saying about Ryle he is supposed to be a little bit more suave like him wearing a hoodie in this scene like no he was wearing a tie and a suit yeah he does because i feel like it's always that it's always a push and pull in like a movie like this where it's like the guy who's like good on paper versus like the guy that your heart wants yeah no ryle is a little too unkempt like he's supposed to be like you know he's he is wealthy like he has this like

yeah big job big apartment he like is the guy who's, like, good on paper. But he looks, like, hot. Like, they're usually not so hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, like, not, he's more hot than handsome. Yeah. And Atlas is more handsome than hot. And just the way I read it, I would have thought the opposite.

Okay, wait. I'm, like, kind of, like, watching the trailer now as a hater. No, Claudia, we're staying positive. Because they no Claudia we're saying positive oh wait Blake Lively yeah young no I'm sorry I'm back to being a hater because I'm watching this on mute now without my tears ricochet and it's a completely different experience like Like, I have a hot take. They made my boyfriend ugly. Like, he. Which one's your boyfriend? Brendan Sklar.

Yeah. He looks different. Yeah. He looks like a nerd. He looks like he's wearing a prosthetic face. He looks like a nerd. When it's like that's supposed to be the panty dropper guy. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

That's what I'm trying to say. No, they made him ugly. What in the world? Where's my boyfriend? I'm positive. I'm shocked by how good this movie looks. It looks like we're bringing back, not, it's not a rom-com because I think it's very dramatic,

but it's like a romedy. I don't know. A rama? A rom-d because I think it's very dramatic, but it's like a romity. I don't know. A rama? A rom-drama? I watched the trailer. Guys, here's an exercise in mental health or whatever. Watch the trailer on mute. Okay, I'm going to do a little bit of that.

Okay, she's walking. You're focusing more on what's wrong. Skip to the middle. Like, it's a completely different experience, you guys. I'm in shock. Because I was was i don't care i disagree you just like maybe we're so excited about that song i like the song and i was like cool that it was included but it didn't like move the needle for me any song would have made a trick i feel like also any trailer like needs music and hype otherwise it's just a bunch of shit cut together you guys watch it on mute and then drop a comment i will be watching this movie i think this looks like it

could be bringing back like the great romance movies not the great okay like let's not get carried away really good romance movies held by blake lively her bread and butter i think we could be going somewhere really great with this i I agree. I'm cautiously optimistic. And as always, I remain open for Victoria's Secret. I remain open now for It Ends With Us. And I shall be remaining open for our next story, which is the Wicked trailer. Now that was a trailer.

Yeah. They have been like, they've had trailers for the trailer. I don't give a fuck seriously that trailer was insane it looks incredible it looks like it's going to be seriously like the movie like whatever Wizard of Oz was to the people in the 50s or whenever the fuck that came out that is what the Wicked movie is going to be to us like that's a really great comparison because I feel like the Wizard of Oz kind of shifted the way people, like, you know, movies in color.

It was a new class of movies and this movie looks like that. Because we see big movies. What's the last really big movie? Like The Greatest Showman. Musical, sorry. I thought you meant... No, big movie.

It could be movie or musical. To me, it's The Greatest Showman. But cinematically the greatest showman didn't break the mold Avatar and it was because it was all done it was like 100 CGI movie yeah this to me is giving elevated of course like the story of Wicked is a great story but in terms of the music in terms of the production value in terms of like the CGI the sets it looked so the the costumes like I seriously it looked like Harry Potter by the way Harry Potter's another good example when they were like in the school and they were sharing the dorm

in the trailer I was like oh my god it's Harry Potter and I kind of love how the movie feels the show itself is like the star is Elphaba but it kind of felt like in the trailer it's a movie with two stars ensemble no like partial Ariana partial Cynthia that might just be for the trailer to get the Ari stans excited otherwise they might complain like not enough Ari yeah she's definitely the biggest name and a really big draw for the movie and she's a big part so why not include her a lot I had chills like we got a couple of different sneak peeks at Defying Gravity at Popular and a couple of the songs I seriously like okay so I don't know if we have plans for Thanksgiving. It comes out at Thanksgiving or Christmas?

Exciting. We need to meet together. We need to go to the theater. It's giving thanks. No, I'm thrilled. Yeah. This is exciting for cinema, for musical fans. I like movie musical.

I love movie musicals I love music movie musicals it's my favorite genre and it's crazy I don't like Broadway shows no I don't like Broadway shows but like I've seen Wicked multiple times it is it is so far superior yeah yeah love Wicked I'm just saying like I love a movie musical yeah no I'm so fucking excited how about that how about that for positivity we're so positive it's sick I'm positive fucking excited. How about that? How about that for positivity? We're so positive. It's sick. I'm positive that we're positive. Yeah.

So exciting content on the horizon. Truly. All's to say. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Sophie Turner has graced the cover of Vogue and given a wide ranging interview with some very quotable moments. So she got candid about the public narrative in the weeks after announcing her split from Joe Jonas,

which she called the worst few days of her life, and receiving private support from her hero, Taylor Swift. She said, Taylor was an absolute hero to me this year. I've never been more grateful to anyone than I am for her because she took my children and me and provided us with a home and a safe space she really has a heart of gold no okay so I totally forgot about like that one week where there was all that Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas like back and forth drama their camps like leaking stories about each other and I really forgot how like the first couple of days like clearly the Jonas camp was like putting out all this shit that like Sophie was like an alcoholic and a deadbeat mom like really sort of heinous accusations and I imagine at the time like as a mom she was like freaking out and then also like her marriage

is falling apart just like dramatic for everyone and then of course the added element of you know her going out to dinner with Taylor Swift and then ending up moving into that Tribeca like investment apartment that Taylor Swift had like I literally forgot about that how long ago was that that was in like September like August September of last year so yeah nine months um I'm glad it's like quieted down and it seems like things are like moving on for them and they're like amicably whatevering because there haven't been like stories planted about each other but their divorce is not final correct no not that we know but but they had reached like that custody agreement and things like de-escalated for a second yeah so not a custody agreement but like

temporary where they had a plan in place um she also talked about being a Jonas wife and being called the wives along with Danielle and Priyanka and how she didn't like that at the time just being like the wives. Yeah I saw that. I found that interesting because it wasn't like you know all three of them were like nobodies. I would argue that like Priyanka and Sophie were at points in their career more famous than their spouses. Bianca and Sophie were at points in their career more famous than their spouses. Yeah, for sure. It felt like, yeah, I could see it being derogatory.

And that's what people have, you know, an issue with the word wag is that, you know, most more often than not, the wife of a sports player is sort of unknown. And they do like the house and the kids and the family, very traditional. And so to be just sort of delegated to like your husband's wife is rude. But I almost think it was like ironic that they were all like more successful in some rights than their spouses. Yeah. I also, I never really remember calling them the wives, just the J sisters. J sisters.

Yeah. Which was like cute and factual as they are like the sister-in-laws of the Js. Yeah. And I, I don't know. I, I can't imagine like being on her end of it but I feel like there's no like there's no cause for her to like she is so big and mighty that like to be someone's wife for like one second just doesn't seem like the biggest deal yeah yeah I agree she's sort of like especially it was in the name of something like really cute which was like the

three and also it's not like the other girls are just wives either. So it was kind of like ironic to call them the wives. Yes. And never meant to be denigrating in any way. I don't know. I just think that's like funny. Yeah. But I guess she didn't find it funny.

No, she didn't. She did not like that. And I guess if you're like starting to like hate your husband, everything is going to start pissing you off, you yeah yeah that's true the pictures are beautiful she looks amazing and I think like you know it's been as we said nine months like it's high time to hear from her Joe goes on tour and cries and sings and like we know how Joe feels because he's an artist and they share how they feel and he's shared as much as he can and so this was like her time to speak I'm sure she's been holding a lot of this in and doing it what was the magazine British Vogue Vogue like does

it get classier no British Vogue no it doesn't get classier like seriously this is so it's honestly a slay yeah yeah I like it I like it too I don't like. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh my god it happened so fast yeah. I know breezed by sad. I guess no I'm not. I didn't think you were. I don't think you are. Okay yeah no no no. Let's say that the fifth story and dear toasters are brought to you by GNC. So GLP-1 medications are taking the world by storm helping many people myself included transform their lives to weight loss. All the possible side effects can be an obstacle to success, and that's why GNC is here to help with support through the journey, offering high-quality nutritional solutions and lifestyle advice to help people through those issues and reach their weight loss goals.

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I switched out the fifth story. Oh, wow. Someone got the boot? Not in a boot way. Like I just didn't feel like it wasn't right. You didn't feel comfortable sharing? I didn't feel. Yeah, that sounds dramatic.

I'll explain later. You'll understand. And a different story that I meant to talk about earlier this week so it's just going to seem like a little late and random but I wanted to get your thoughts okay Chris Pratt has divided fans after leaving his ex Anna Faris out of his Mother's Day tribute again yeah so Chris Pratt once again left his ex-wife and mother of his 11 year old son Anna Faris out of his Mother's Day tribute he shared on Instagram he instead praised his mother Kathy and his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger with whom he shares two children he said witnessing you being a mom to Lila and Eloise and a stepmom to Jack makes me fall more and more in love with you every day

so it was a really nice thing that he posted for his wife and his mother and of course like Chris Pratt can't do anything nice for his wife without people bringing up his ex-wife. Okay, I want to talk about the wife. But really quickly, I just want to say I saw a video. Remember a couple of weeks ago, there was another story of people giving Chris Pratt shit for buying a home and tearing it down because they said it was like... We talked about this.

Yeah, I saw a video of the actual house. Piece of shit. I guess you stand by what you said. Piece of shit. Like just because a house is from a certain time period doesn't make it valuable. If it was valuable, like sorry, it would have been landmarked or something.

Like it was this random architect and I saw it and seriously it was like one of the ugliest houses I've ever seen. Like I would have knocked it down. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. We can't be protecting everything. Right.

I saw the video too and I felt good about our take on it which was that one it's his property even if it was a Frank Lloyd Wright house like and it's not landmark it's well within his rights to do what he wants with it and if it meant so much more to someone else they would afford it they would have bought it um and I don't expect Chris Pratt and Catherine Schwarzenegger to live in that home like he literally wouldn't be able to walk through the door though ceilings were so low no but also like it's a no-name architect and it was an ugly house like that's just really all that needs to be said he's probably like an architect who's like a name if you know a lot of architects yeah but he wasn't like first string architect now to Anna Faris there has long been you know speculation that

these two like ended poorly I think the the big thing that started everyone theorizing like what the hell happened between Chris Pratt and Anna Faris is um when Chris Pratt posted I think it was a mother's day and it was like a picture of his child with Katherine Schwarzenegger saying like our beautiful healthy child are you saying Jack is ugly and unhealthy because like he wears glasses. Anna Faris and his child had had some like small health issues at you know early like he wears glasses basically. I didn't think that that compliment to Catherine Schwarzenegger was an attack on Anna Faris. I thought people were being hella dramatic. He can't call Catherine Schwarzenegger pretty without it meaning that Anna Faris is ugly.

He can't call her smart without it meaning that Anna Faris is stupid. Yes, everyone just compares everything that he posts about. But, you know, to do a roundup of mothers and not include the mother of one of your children, like, is a little crazy. Like, even Tom Brady always posts Giselle and Bridget Moynihan, and his own mother, of course. And even when him and Giselle were good, and I actually thought it was always, like, you know,

given how fucked up what he did to her was, it was always, like, a menschy thing that he always included Bridget Moynihan. I think he always, like, wished her a happy birthday, too. Like, I thought it was, but. For sure, but it's like, okay, so Tom Brady, like, left left his pregnant wife but post about her on Mother's Day so he's good Chris Pratt like respectively ended his marriage started a new relationship and only post about his new relationship on Mother's Day and he's bad like I just I have no horse in this race I just see it from like an outside perspective I've never watched Guardians of the Galaxy nor Parks and Rec though I do like Chris

Pratt and the things I've seen him in like Br wars a plus anna faris like best probably one of the greatest actresses of our generation what anna faris one of the greatest actresses are of our generation at one point like one of the greatest podcasters so like mad respect i'm coming at this from a complete outsider like you guys have to let up on chris pratt and katherine schwarzenegger like let them be they remind me sort of of just, Haley, and Selena. Yeah. Where it's like Justin can't do anything for Haley without it being a slight towards Selena.

That's actually a real, it's honestly, it's Jelena for millennials. It's Jelena for elder millennials. Like Chris and Katherine trying to move forward in their faith, just like a Christian couple trying to do Christian tings. That's an amazing comparison. Trying to do Christian tings and it's always about the ex.

By the way, that's brilliant. Like seriously brilliant. That's, it's the exact same thing. And like, oh my God, yeah. No, Justin, Hailey, Chris and Catherine need to go out to dinner. I bet you they do. I bet you they belong to the same church. I bet you they do, yeah.

The only difference I feel is like Anna Faris doesn't engage like she just lets people like speculate Selena often like pokes the bear knowing there's this like big stand-up of people and she like kind of victimizes herself whereas like Anna Faris does she even post on Instagram her podcast like ended she doesn't podcast her podcast just posts reruns no she like doesn't put I don't know where Anna Faris is. Like if it falls well and she's just like taking time off. But by the way, it's abundantly clear. Let's see, the last thing she posted was.

It was October 2023. And that was the last episode of her podcast. And it was an episode card. So it's not even like real time picture. July 2023, she posted at the Great Wolf Lodge Slay. Oh, yes. Yeah. She doesn't post.

The last time she had a guest on her podcast and the last thing they promoted was Minka Kelly, May 2023. So the podcast is over. That's really crazy. that's really crazy and also like it's just abundantly clear that you know Chris Pratt and Anna Faris their marriage ended poorly like they are not on good terms clearly so he wouldn't be like posting her and like a lot of people aren't friends with their exes like it doesn't make them bad people so I think that's like it's as simple and as complicated as that and on the one hand I'm like Chris Pratt knows if he does like a roundup you know if he just posted for Catherine that would have been like different than like yes also posting his mom and then just leaving out this one and so it's like Chris why do you

walk into these things I know I know but he should be allowed to celebrate his wife and his mother but then it also makes me realize like Chris Pratt doesn't give a fuck because if he did he wouldn't do this because why you don't they're poking the it's true hornet's nest but it's like he's so indignant then he doesn't care and it's like he's he's not doing it intentionally but like if if these sort of conversations bothered him he could just limit his social exposure he could skirt around it and he chooses not to. So all's to say they're doing fine. Next up is Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where you guys write in to us. And Jackie and I select three submissions to chat through every week.

If you want to write in to us, you can send us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box. Both are totally anonymous. Share what you need to share. Try not to make it too long. And we'll try to get to all of you. Are you ready for today's?

I am. Hey, Jackson Turdy. I'm a longtime toaster. And this is the first time I'm seeking advice for my girlies. My husband fucking smells. To put some context behind it, we've been together for over 10 years. We got married in 2019. But recently, he's been smelling like rotten sausages.

I am 14 weeks pregnant. So I think I'm super smelling, and it's hindering my senses. I cannot take it. I've told him a couple of times before we left the house that something on him smells, so he'll go, change his clothes, put on some cologne, but this morning he just woke up smelly. My bedroom reeks of the sausage smell.

Every time I walk by him, I want to gag. How do I tell my PJOM husband that his natural scent is making me barf without being rude how do you change your natural scent the thing is I don't know if he's changed his natural scent I think his natural scent is I'm saying like if you tell him your natural scent grosses me out like what can you do about that just because it's clear that he might not be smelly that it's a pregnancy thing right you're just you're more sensitive to smells when you're pregnant you smell more i feel like freaking bruno yeah and those smells like have a guttural reaction for you so you're definitely smelling it now because you were pregnant but like what can he do other than stay away from your shower every five minutes so here's what we have

to do like you need to tell him by the way like it's not that you're smelly your smell is not vibing with my pregnant body compatible and we need to get your work so you need to tell him, by the way, like it's not that you're smelly. Your smell is not vibing with my pregnant body. And we need to get to work. So you need to buy really, really fragrant shampoos and conditioners because like, okay, let's say like a bad flower smell is better than rotten sausages. Like, and he needs to stay on top of his hygiene when it comes to, he just like needs to wear cologne, needs to use like a fragrant body wash, like get ahead of it. Yeah.

You should go out and find a smell that you like maybe it's even old spice just like something powerful yeah get the body wash the shampoo conditioner hand soap everything so that like oh and make sure it's just like one cohesive smell so it kind of takes over from every orifice of his don't send him out to do it like you go sniffing and find what you like and then come home and be like listen your natural pheromones are not compatible with my pregnancy senses can you don't tell me he's like smelly like sausages because then you don't want to help you like no but like when I'm pregnant and I open the fridge yeah but then when I'm not pregnant I don't even notice that my fridge doesn't smell in general like you are literally uh like a hound that's that sounds horrible yeah

so I think you go out find the new products whatever your whatever doesn't make you want to vomit and tell him and give them to him like I think he'll be totally fine with that and am I wrong in saying like this should go away by a month like four oh it definitely gets better yeah so that's good yeah yeah yeah definitely it eases up you'll still have like nose like brew but now the crazy thing is like being in Jackie's house when she's pregnant opening the fridge and hearing this every time I open the fridge one part oh no I can't and did it occur to you to like plug your nose or that doesn't help uh I would like hold my breath sometimes it doesn't really help and it's so crazy because that never, ever happens.

No, that sounds horrible. I honestly hadn't even thought about it until this segment. Like that's how much, it's not like I have a smelly fridge. I just like, you smell the smell of fridge. But sometimes a fridge can be smelly. Let's just say that. Oh yeah, well, if you got a problem. Yeah, you got a problem.

But it was like, I was literally cleaning out my fridge all the time to make it smell better. And it's just, it is what it is. Okay, this next one is so funny and topical. Hey, girly swirlies. My fiance and I got into a fight about the Tom Brady roast. I was appalled by the joke that Tony Hinchcliffe made about Kim Kardashian. And I'm not even like a Kim Stan. He related her vagina to that of whales.

To me, that's just misogynistic and gross she's a mother for god's sakes my fiance says all fair is all fair in comedy that it's just a roast and i need to lighten up i understand it was a roast and i'm not one to get upset by comedy but i thought his comments were just so unfunny and just gross am i overreacting or is my fiance a secret woman hating troll help we've been together for four years and we're getting married this fall p.s love you dearly I just want to say what was the joke that like her vagina was like big and worn out from like all the dick and it was like a whale's vagina okay and I just want to say like I think like the it's a roast it's true like anyone can say what they want and like it is a gross joke but like I support Tony Hinchcliffe's you know right to make it but if Ben laughed at it like I definitely

would have been like what's so funny? No that's always like that's always weird when you're watching a movie with someone and you're like this is so unfunny and then like you see the person next to you laughing it's like do you have no taste? That's literally my marriage like Ben but Ben laughs at like you know Judy he thinks Judy humor is so funny and sometimes I'm like this is like really gross I watched something recently with Zach that was like bad and I and I saw him laughing I was in shock it wasn't anything offensive I was just like wow we're so different it was offensively unfunny it was offensively unfunny for this I didn't watch the roast but I can place myself if like you heard your partner laughing about jokes like derogatory

towards women that like just made that just went beyond the pale because of course like any joke towards a woman is derogatory towards a woman but I agree with you it's like bottom of the barrel like that's just like and especially Tony Hinchcliffe was like probably one of him and Nikki Lizer were like the top two roasters and his jokes were so um creative and original like honestly I just feel like he could have done better. Yeah, I feel that. It's low bar. Like, I don't think you need to not marry him.

Just men have, like, dumb, unelevated, unsophisticated senses of humor. It's actually good that you, like, know this prior to getting married. Like, just, like, it's true. It's just, it's emblematic, if you will. Yeah, I feel like, you know what it reminds me of? Remember when we watched the Andrew Schultz special? with our husbands yeah and it was so so funny we were all laughing so hard the end of it got I forget I don't even know what he was talking about but it got like graphic like penis yeah like sex jokes it was not for us not for us but like our husbands

were still laughing did I find that unattractive? Yes. But like, then we just moved. Like I hadn't thought about it again until right now. Like men just have like lower senses of humor than us. And honestly, that's why like, no, I was going to say something really mean, but that's why like there's so many successful male comedians. Like because men are like, oh, because the men will laugh at anything.

And like women are so critical and women are like, you know, higher standards that's why it's hard to be that's why that's what I'm telling myself that's why it's hard to be a female comic I think you're on to something not to say all male comics like aren't funny no and I love your shoulders special but like they will like men will laugh at a certain like bathroom humor even not even take out the sex stuff just like duty jokes and stuff that's just like it takes women it takes a lot more creativity and wit to make a woman laugh make a woman laugh I feel like and honestly it's a compliment to us because we make women laugh daily it's so hourly no and that's why people say like women aren't funny. It's like, that's not the case. Women are just.

Meet us up here. Join us. Join us. Yeah, because a woman didn't laugh at your dumb fucking joke. Yeah. Cry about it. Anyway, I'll just say, move on. It's not a big deal.

Yeah, I'll just say, but if we did want to like dig into this in a subconscious level, like you could perhaps be looking for things, you know, because you are like you're either maybe freaking out looking for issues so maybe look into that instead yeah if this is part of a larger thing of disrespect towards women blah blah blah yes if this is an isolated incident where he laughed at a joke that you felt I think we can let it go agreed is there a pattern establish a pattern Okay. Our third and final one, like it kind of applies to you. And I think maybe you're the best person to give because it's about a girl who doesn't have her license. Okay. Nice swirly. Hey, swirlies. I have a conundrum. My husband and his coworker who lives close by has been, he's been driving her to the office

occasionally for the past year. She's far in and she only has her learner's permit. This week, the company is back in office full time as opposed to once a month visits for meetings. I was a little hesitant when he first started driving her and I asked to see a picture. She's our age and definitely not ugly. I thought it was the right thing to help her out though. We live 30 minutes away from downtown. There are not great public transportation options. She seems like a nice person and even sent us a gift when we recently had our first baby. However, she's apparently no longer pursuing her license and is expecting my husband to drive her every day. They are literally on the same team, so it would be very awkward if he told her to Uber instead. He is a total p-jom and I don't think he's purposely acting in a nefarious manner,

but I just feel weird about him spending so much time with her. Am I being crazy? SOS. Well, let's take a look back to a previous Steer Toasters where there was a woman who was, you know, just feeling a little icky about her husband, who's a landlord, going over so frequently to this young hot thangs apartment to like, you know, clean her pipes and stuff. And he did end up, in fact, cheating on her. That woman is now filing for divorce. So, no, of course, that's not always the case. And people are going to be like, you guys need to trust women.

Women can be harlots and men can be stupid. I just want to say, we just sang the praises of women being smart and funny and elevated. gonna be like you guys need to trust women no women can be harlots and men can be stupid i just want to say we just sang the praises of women being smart and funny and elevated and so now i can say like get her out of the car with your husband there are some universal truths 30 minutes young not ugly goodbye and you're like she's so sweet she sent us a gift when our baby was spent every day with your husband that'd be fucking weird if she didn't send a gift like that's the sweetness and the fact that she stopped pursuing her license like no this girl needs to get her license you live 30 minutes like i moved to the suburbs for one second i got my license you live 30 minutes from downtown and

you have to go into work every day like get your license and of course she's not gonna get it because like this nice strapping fella with a job is driving her to work every day if I had that situation yeah I wouldn't get my license either but she needs to get it and your husband he can either be like straight up I can't drive you anymore or like you know I have to take my wife here in the morning make some shit up but you're the kid by the way you're the kid and that's why you have a kid because it gives you a million excuses you say I gotta drop my kid off at day Hey Sarah, my morning routines now that we're back in office are shifting with the baby. So let me know if you need a good driver's ed.

Yeah. I can't take you anymore, but here is an amazing driving school. I just want to say you're completely valid and like in your not wanting these people spending by the way there and back an hour a day together before they work together because they work on the same team, by the way.

I'm unequivocal about this. There's no, but she needs nothing. You've done enough, by the way. She's got a job. She's got a permit. She can get her license and she can get a car. She can. People do it every day.

Look at me. Look at you. It get a car. She can. People do it every day. Look at me. Look at you. It can be done. I agree. And so I think best in terms of actually tangible advice, blame it on the baby. Yeah. I don't care what he has to say to get out of it. He has to get out of it.

And then if you want to come up with something, if you want to be honest with him, like you could even like change your day if you don't want to be honest with him. Because yeah, nothing's gone wrong yet. But women, we have to know these things. Men, like they don't day if you don't want to be honest with him because yeah nothing's gone wrong yet and but women we have to know these things men like they don't see they don't say she lives here and needs a ride yeah it's very like logic based not considering any sort of emotion yeah like it's five minutes what's the big deal you know so if honestly I'm sure he's not really interested in like spending 30 minutes with your drive to work. People's commute. When you work like a full work day in a corporate office, your 20 minute train ride is your piece. And on the, like on the way there, you're prepping, you're trying like seriously not

to cry. And on the way home, you're like so relieved. It's actually a special time in a working person's life. You might want to listen to a podcast. Who the fuck wants to spend it with someone from work? No, um, get her out of the car seriously tuck and roll tuck and roll tuck and fucking roll good luck um that was your toasters again if you ever want to write in send us an email to your toasters at gmail.com or head over

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