The Toast - Tiny Cretin of a Man: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

Restaurateur Keith McNally Calls Out James Corden For 'Abusive' Behavior (30:10) Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis slam nanny after bombshell interview (Page Six) (41:31) Meghan Markle: I was 're...duced to a bimbo' while on 'Deal or No Deal' (Page Six) (49:32) Erika Jayne says she was joking about PK, Dorit Kemsley being next to break up (Page Six) (53:47) Monique Samuels, husband Chris trying to fix marriage, deny divorce rumors (Page Six) (1:01:42) The Toast with Jackie  (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry  (@girlwithnojob)  NLOG Tickets Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone is having a blessed day thus far. We're about to bless your day even thus further. Hello, Jax. How are you, Dern? I am Dern good.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Thank you so much. It's a gorgeous Tuesday. So joyful. Can't wait to rejoice with you in the glory that is Tuesday. Glory be the God. Amen, sister. How was your Monday? It was Monday. It wasn't terrible. You know, it was a nice ease into the week. We're back Tuesday. Now we're in it. Rise, grind, hustle, you know? You know. I had a nice Monday myself. I finished my my book which was very good
Starting point is 00:00:46 I would say though that the first half was much better than the second half the second half was a little rushed and like the inventory things they just weren't landing for me but it's a true story so it's like it seemed unbelievable if it wasn't a true story I'd be like this could never happen but because it's a true story I'm like tell me more ma'am are we gonna talk about your sweatshirt about my sweatshirt yeah thank you for reminding me because you know I would have forgotten I come on the show every day about it four seconds before we started recording right which is why it was out of my mind I always come on the show with like a couple things that I want to say do I ever remember to say them no but this But this is so important. You should write them down.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I should. I really should. I need more like pens and paper around my house to just write down. Gotta start jotting things down. Errant thoughts. Errant thoughts. But today's announcement is that Redheads merch is dropping. New merch.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I've been teasing it for a while, but I really wanted to get everything so gorgeous and right for you guys because the redheads is like an ironclad brand and there's just no room for error, period. Zero. Today I'm wearing one of our new sweatshirts from the collection. If you're watching on YouTube, I'm just going to move to the left. If you're listening as a podcast, check out our Instagram because we will have posted a photo in the sweatshirt. It's really cute. You know, the redheads are kind of evolving. The redheads are evolving. So we will be posted a photo in the sweatshirt. It's really cute. You know, the redheads are kind
Starting point is 00:02:05 of evolving. The redheads are evolving. So we will be dropping like four sweatshirts, one long sleeve, a hat, tote bag, as always, phone case mugs. You can see the whole collection on our Instagram account. I will post all of the images of things that we're dropping. And the redheads are constantly evolving. And I thank you for bringing that up because not only do we always evolve and with every book that we read we are expanding our minds but we're also always growing I know I joke around about how the redheads are taking over the world but it's like kind of not a joke when do you think you'll get to the place where like your emblem is on the cover of a book. If I ever reprint my book,
Starting point is 00:02:48 which I don't know why I would, you know what? When I did the paperback. You should have done it. I should have, because I got the New York Times emblem, which is really why I did the paperback. I should have done the redheads one.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Like, what's wrong with me? I think that, to be honest, it won't happen because I'm pretty sure that like Reese's Book Club, Oprah, Jenna's Book Club, they get advanced copies of books and they choose what book they're going to have for a specific month before the book is released. So then when the book is released, they can put on the cover that it's a Jenna's Book Club. It's a Today Show, you know, it's a Reese. And the Redheads, we're just lay people who are just recommending books that we think would be good. And so we'll
Starting point is 00:03:23 never be on the ground floor like that. I mean, I guess we could be if we got like, but that's not the spirit of the Redheads because nobody reads the books before we choose them. Yeah. So I don't know if that would happen, but you guys know my goal for the Redheads, like where I'd be like, okay, we made it,
Starting point is 00:03:37 is to have a Redheads table of books at like Barnes and Noble or a local bookshop, any bookstore. I mean, I could show up with a table myself and kind of I feel like we definitely have a toaster who is like a manager at a Barnes and Noble a local indie bookstore um and if you do that like we'll promote the hell out of your store so the hell the hell so I feel like it's a win-win for everyone agreed reach out to me if you have the power to set up a table in your local bookstore. It's so funny how we have like such niche goals. Like when, not even for books, but like when I was releasing my book, like I really
Starting point is 00:04:13 wanted to be sold in airports. And that was a goal that I achieved. And like a lot of people, obviously I wanted to be a New York Times bestseller, all that thing. But we have like such random niche goals when it comes to our career. Yeah, no. No, but it's also just things that you associate with making it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's almost like we're not like other career women. Of course. But I think it's different for everyone because, you know, we all grew up differently and you would see things as a sign of success.
Starting point is 00:04:37 And to me, like going to a bookstore and seeing a table that's like Reese's Book Club, which they have, I'm like, why not Redheads? Why not? Why not? Why now? Why this sperm? So Redheads merch, impertinent information is dropping Thursday. We're Thursday girls over at the Redheads.
Starting point is 00:04:55 So this Thursday, Redheads merch is dropping at shopmorningtoast.com. Check out at the Redheads on Instagram for all the details. And the great thing about the Redheads is like, if you are a Redhead, you can rep the brand. Love it. But if you're like not even a redhead, you could still like rep it. And people are like, what's that? And you're like, it's my book club. And they're like smart tings. No, but then if you happen to have red hair, it just also adds another element, you know? Yeah. It's multifaceted. Um, love that for you. Love, love to see, you know,
Starting point is 00:05:24 literate women thriving and being fashionable. That's really all you want to see from women, literacy and fashion. And the Redheads achieves both. Speaking of Redheads, you are still reading Lessons in Chemistry. I know you're struggling a little bit. Yeah, it's, it's a fine book. It's really not an amazing book. Like I just want to be totally honest. I'm about 70 percent like I could have finished it last night but I'm like I'm not even having a good time it's you know me I read a book in a day so it's taken me like six different reading sessions to finish it it's fine it's a good book it's like whatever but are you not obsessed with 630 and mad I was not really I was
Starting point is 00:06:00 like them together the character development of the main character, Elizabeth, is so horrendous. I want to smack her upside the fucking head. Like you have this once in a lifetime opportunity. Somebody literally came to you, gave you a TV show at a prime slot. You literally like have never worked in TV in your life and you're going to be an ungrateful wench. That's what you're going to be. And I get it. It's for women's empowerment.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I get it. But it's like, stop. Stop. Follow the rules. And I know in the end it works out because she did it her way.
Starting point is 00:06:31 I get it. But watching her like destroy everything in her path just to like do it her way, it's kind of, you know, annoying the fuck out of me.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Damn, we needed you on the Redheads episode because we were all agreeing. No, like I get it. Women are more than than housewives as it said in the 50s. I believe in the message. I agree with you that like there needs to be some compromise like just because things should be done a certain way doesn't mean that they're going to and it can't be my way or the highway or else we're never getting anywhere. Yeah I did just get to the part in the book where her and Mrs. Frask lay down their arms
Starting point is 00:07:05 because they share a mutual trauma. And I loved that so much. Like justice for Mrs. Frask. Like no wonder she was like a miserable wench. Like she's been treated like shit. Yeah, that was Dana's takeaway. Frask was her favorite. Frask was a queen.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And then Frask getting fired for being 27 pounds overweight. Like relatable. So there are elements of the book that I do enjoy. But overall, as a read, I'm not finding it to be a super easy read. And we get it. You work in science. I cannot deal with the pages and pages of scientific references. Did I pick up a textbook?
Starting point is 00:07:41 Okay. Like on the cooking show how she can't just say salt. She has to say N-A-C-L. You know? Stop. Stop. Stop. She's annoying the fuck out of me.
Starting point is 00:07:52 She's not your kind of girl. She's like quirky, you know? Yeah. And she's, you know what she is? She's scrupled. To a fault. At times. I couldn't have said it better myself. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I couldn't have said it better myself. We have a fab show. Yes. Not a ton of TV recap, which is great. So we're just going to be able to focus on the stories, focus on ourselves, which is so important when you have a podcast to focus on yourself.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Oh, beyond, especially when it's every day and you guys need to know about everything that I was doing and speaking of what I made it to the gym yesterday I'm feeling hashtag proud good for you proud you know there's a trend going around on TikTok that I wanted to get your take on it's like people are sharing the moments in media and pop culture that like shifted who they were as a person and I was curious if you had any moments like that definitely for me obviously one that comes to mind is Ariana Grande performing at the Wicked 15 year anniversary like that performance
Starting point is 00:08:51 like really truly shifted who I was as a woman yeah I feel like for me I need to back it up a little further because I feel like when I'm younger that's when you know you're more impressionable and these things have a way of shifting you shifting Shry Sands or like a moment in a tv show I need to think about it because I don't want to I don't want to I like I can think of big moments from our childhood that were like oh my god and like the whole war was talking about
Starting point is 00:09:26 a certain thing like Miley Cyrus on the cover of Vanity Fair but for me that's a good one I don't know that that shifted things for me
Starting point is 00:09:33 for me it made me realize my god people will complain about anything yeah another one of those moments all of my moments really have to do
Starting point is 00:09:41 with Miley Cyrus okay so another one of my moments is Desperate Housewives like when Tom leaves Lynette like who the fuck do you think you are moments all of my moments really have to do with Miley Cyrus okay so another one of my moments is Desperate Housewives like when Tom leaves Lynette like who the fuck do you think you are you fucking wench yeah after all she's done for you and your dumb ass opening the pizzeria like that was a moment and I was like wow men are really like they have the audacity like they have the audacity yeah she gave me gave up her career for you
Starting point is 00:10:05 even though she was more successful than you so she could be a housewife and you could continue to work. You then put the family's livelihood at stake by opening that dumbass pizzeria, the Scavo's, and then you leave her, you fucking wench.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah, you really related to Lynette. Even more so, I didn't relate to her, but I sympathized with her. Even more so. I didn't relate to her. But I sympathized with her. Yeah. Even more so when I rewatched the show as a grown woman. Because you know being in a relationship and being married.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Like you know marriage is all about compromise. And you really saw as like a grown woman. How much nerve Tom Scavo had. Yeah. Just because he was like better looking of the two. Interesting take. much nerve Tom Scavo had just because he was like better looking of the two interesting take I re-watched Desperate Housewives almost like eight years ago now so not as like a wife fresh and definitely and not as a mom I feel like my time might be coming the only thing is that now I don't have the time make the time you know like it's there's actually so many moments from Desperate Housewives that like were major life altering moments for me when carlos became blind that was huge or like when orson when orson like had to be kicked out of the house because like he had in you know a few years
Starting point is 00:11:18 ago run over mike and it's like but orson and brie right no there's so much that really that show is so good. Like I feel sympathy and sadness for anyone who's never seen it. Yeah. No, I feel actually really excited for you guys because it's all ahead of you. It's all happening in the words of Sheena Marie Shea. Yeah. That's a good trend on TikTok. I need to think about it further to think about like what really resonated with me. Sound off in the comments. Like what was a moment in pop culture and media that really like changed who you were as a young woman or man? Another moment was Caitlyn Jenner's special Diane Sawyer. Oh that actually like changed my perspective on life. I think so many people. like that was the first time many people yeah and not even of course about like trans but also like now when I'm like talking to people about like gender which I don't really do all that often
Starting point is 00:12:13 but like if I if I do like I'm always saying how you know gender and sexuality are so different and I only learned that from the Caitlyn Jenner special like when Caitlyn said that I was like oh my god yeah duh like the two have nothing to do with one like it really um that was a cultural shift that was a cultural shift and yes it was very educational in terms of like the transgender experience I think for so many people but something else that I really took away from it is to mind the way we speak about people who we don't know because you don't know what's going on could be anything and the way that people were talking about Caitlin before that special like it just didn't get any nastier it nastier than what was being said and and we were all a part of it 100% we are all guilty and compliant that
Starting point is 00:12:58 was a horrible time so that's was a big eye-opening moment for me. Yeah, no, that's a good one too. I'm curious to hear what people are going to say because people sharing, a lot of people have like moments from TV shows that I don't watch like Fleabag. But it's been really interesting to see like what stays with people. I think for a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:13:16 Marissa Cooper dying was like how they learned about death. Yes, yes, yes. That's a good one too. So yeah, just like a fun thing the kids are doing on the talk thought I would alert you to yeah that's cool thanks yeah thanks for keeping me up with the kids that's really my job here at the toast to kind of be like the gen z correspondent because you know I kind of teeter between being gen z and millennial yeah yeah sure um we're also gearing up for our toast a ween episode next week we're going to be together i just finally booked my flights to come see you i'm going to join you at the end of this
Starting point is 00:13:51 week and then all of next week we'll be together for episodes and of course we're going to end the week uh with toast a ween what day is toast a ween like what day is halloween oh actually halloween is on monday so. Will we do it Monday? Monday. That's so weird. Yeah, no, we're doing it Monday. That is weird. Because usually we leave it all at the end of the week.
Starting point is 00:14:11 And then we. Friday. Can come back Monday. It's November. And we're fresh. No, but starting off the week with a Toast to Weed episode is going to be kind of bizarre, no? It will be.
Starting point is 00:14:19 But that's. We're not. Like it's the 31st. We adhere to the lunar calendar. We do. And that's the 31st. We adhere to the lunar calendar. We do. And that's just a little bit about us. So stay tuned for that. Some people have been guessing.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I have not seen anyone guess what we're going to be, which is I love to shock and awe. Yeah, I don't think I've seen anyone guess it right. I don't think so. I'm truly excited. I don't think so. And yeah, that's really all it for me. It was an uneventful day. Not much to update the girlies on.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Slept like a beast. Oh! Oh! Sorry. So I'm sleeping. Heavenly slumber. All of a sudden, I hear... Now, in case you couldn't tell that was glass shattering couldn't tell
Starting point is 00:15:06 glass shattered on the white cloth i'm like what the fuck so right before bed bed is like i want to go get some water and i had just filled i have like a reusable water bottle that i use because i've been trying to drink a lot of water it It's always on my nightstand. Juliana, I drink a lot of water. I drink a lot of water. It's always filled with ice and Brita. Like, it's really premium. So Ben's like, I'm going to go get some water. I'm like, no, wait, I just filled mine up.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Here, take my thing. He's like, no, no, no. I'm like, just take it. You don't have to get up. Take my water. He's like, no, I really like those cups you got in Rome. Like, I want to just, like, use the cup. I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Cut to four in the morning. Ben's, like, being a beast in his sleep, and like use the cup I'm like okay cut to four in the morning Ben's like being a beast in his sleep and he knocks the cup off the table and shatters my fucking brand new glass I went to Rome I bought eight water glasses that are so cute I literally got them home I was carrying these glasses it was like such a thing I've kept them all intact since I went to Rome in October Ben boom breaks one in the middle of the night. So then there's glass all over the floor. He has to vacuum because Theo and it's literally, I'm so fucking pissed. In my sleep, I didn't even get up, but I was like, I guess I was yelling at Ben in my sleep
Starting point is 00:16:17 about how I literally trekked through all of Europe with these glasses just for him to come home and break it and be a beast. So then I woke up like normal time, a few hours later, and I had a text from Ben. He had found the glasses on Wolf and Badger. You ever get to see that website on Facebook? Yeah, really cute stuff. Really cute stuff. He had found them.
Starting point is 00:16:38 He bought me a new set of eight, which was so nice because he only broke one. But I guess like in his sleep, he had felt really bad because I literally begged him right before bed not to use the glass. Like just use my fucking water bottle, bitch. So I have eight new glasses on their way. Well, you come out on top. I do. Per usual. It's just like, why?
Starting point is 00:16:59 Like just use the water bottle. Of course. Just use the water bottle. He had to be all special and fancy. Fancy Nancy. Fancy Nancy over here yeah and it disturbed my sleep which like unforgivable sin just as much as the cup and i'm sure theo was distressed as hell we all woke up kind of like in a tizzy like we were frazzled you hate to see it you hate to see it it was really disrespectful he'll have It was really disrespectful. He'll have to apologize for that.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Yeah, he'll have to. He did, by the way. And like he felt really bad, which just made me even more annoyed because I wanted to be angry. Right, right. You can't be angry at someone who's like deeply apologetic. And he woke up. He was like, I should have just taken the water bottle.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I'm like, yes, like he knew exactly. I'm like, but I still wanted to be angry. Now you need to like hold on to this memory for the next time he tries to defy you and be like, remember what happened last time? Yes. That like remember what happened last time yes that's called being petty yeah that's called being petty that's also I feel like what you would do with Harry like to teach someone a lesson yeah I had perhaps speaking of eggplant rolladini how is my son he's great he misses his auntie but he's been great he left us with a little present today a little spit up on my new my new merch mommy's new merch no big deal let's talk about baby spit up because the way it smells
Starting point is 00:18:13 so unbelievably vile I mean of course it's throw up so that makes sense but the older he gets the more disgusting it gets because in the beginning it was just like a little breast milk you know the opposite like he threw spit up on me today but he had had oatmeal for breakfast and it actually smelled like like cute baby tings it didn't smell vile today maybe it's because you're like his mom but like it is literally a church it's like it could make me gag the smell oh my god you are so dramatic I I'm not dramatic at all. Okay. I'm not. Like it's so smelly.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Okay. Tell him you said that. Please do. Tell him that that was said. The thing about me and Rold we have a really honest relationship with one another. He says auntie you look fat in those jeans. I say Roldini your breath stinks. His breath has never smelled a day in his life. No not his breath.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Actually that's the thing about like not having teeth is your breath smells incredible. Got to knock out all my teeth. So sick of having bad breath. Yeah. I like have bad breath. I think I have a cavity. I need to go to the dentist too. One thing about me is like I'm not going to the dentist, you know?
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah, I have to go. I don't have strong teeth, so it's imperative that I do go. But I think you're fine the dentist you know yeah I have to go I don't have strong teeth so it's imperative that I do go but I think you're fine and you know what like remember when we were kids and like everyone got to the phase in their life where they were getting braces and it was like the worst thing to happen to your social life like it was literally crippling to be just like metal mouth Mabel and now so many people I know like in their adulthood who had braces are doing Invisalign and just like Invisalign is so common like kids these days like don't even need to get metal braces like they're getting Invisalign like that's not fair Invisalign is so expensive and honestly for a kid you're getting braces is it not covered by insurance no are braces I guess it's cosmetic
Starting point is 00:20:03 and braces I think are we never had them I don't know the cost but I think they're so much less expensive than Invisalign. Yeah no but I feel like we'll get to a place where like Invisalign becomes the norm. Perhaps but I think right now if a kid needs braces like you're getting braces deal with it. Yeah no that's like that's one part of like like I always wish to be younger for sure but like that braces thing, like that was a traumatizing part of youth for a lot of people. Yeah. You know what I was thinking about recently?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Because I feel like so many people, especially like influencers and celebrities like have veneers. And I feel like. I was thinking about that too. Because our teeth are not veneers. Like. We think we have bad teeth. No, no, not that I think I have bad teeth,
Starting point is 00:20:45 but it's like, I just like, don't look like a grown person because I have like, my little chiclet teeth. By the way, I completely agree. But then like,
Starting point is 00:20:54 grown women have veneers. And I guess I'm like, I'm not grown until I have veneers. No, I was literally, I was just thinking about this because I saw a TikTok and this guy was like, do not get veneers.
Starting point is 00:21:04 He was like, bleeding out of his his mouth and all the comments were like about how celebrity and influencer culture is like totally normalized getting veneers cosmetically for no reason whereas like you used to get a veneer or a set of veneers if your teeth got knocked out like it was a medical thing and now it's just like a total vanity thing how like yes you are not like beautiful until you have veneers and it's fucked. Yeah. It's so, I never thought about it before.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And I always thought that like you get veneers if your natural teeth aren't great, but now I'm just like, you need like you chip a tooth or something. Right. Right. But now I'm like, am I just never going to be on that level if I don't have veneers?
Starting point is 00:21:42 I just want to say, I don't really feel bad for you because in terms of adult teeth your teeth are like I could look you and be like wait does she have veneers like you have like not your bottom teeth no offense but your top but your top teeth are like grown adult teeth I have two buck front. Then the ones next to it are tiny little chiclets. And then the ones next to those are vampire bell swan things. Like I have like real teeth. Whereas like you have like beautiful teeth, your top teeth. Thank you. Yes. I'm not getting veneers. I never even thought about it, but I just was like noticing all of the influencers and celebrities have veneers. And I'm like, maybe I'll like, it's, it just looks so much more mature.
Starting point is 00:22:31 No. And the crazy thing about veneers is like how common they've become when they're literally 30 grand and so painful to get installed. Do they take out your. You have no teeth underneath. You have like little nubs. They pull out all your teeth. They have to shave it down to put the cap on.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It's like a crazy thing to do. No, thank you. And one thing about me, I embrace plastic surgery, cosmetic enhancements, but I draw the line at teeth. Unnecessarily. Of course. I'm not talking about when Sheena tripped on the sidewalk sued
Starting point is 00:23:07 the city and was able to get a whole new set of teeth yeah this is interesting no I'm so glad you brought that up because people were just talking about it on TikTok I'm like you're right it's so weird yeah and I just feel like at every like people eventually always get veneers I feel like how many like older people do you see with their with their teeth that grew in when they were eight no one but that's gonna be me I'm not getting veneers I'll watch this episode in two years with my big new teeth and be like oh I was so naive no I really um like yeah every single person on reality tv has veneers yeah and I just feel like now like it's kind of how with when everyone gets like lip injections but I have these are my like
Starting point is 00:23:52 natural lips but now it's like I'm kind of part of the small lipped community because everybody's no but like that's how like the scale is changing yes yes. But that's why like when Sonia Morgan, oh, my tooth fell out. Like it's not her real tooth. You know what I mean? Yeah. Veneers fall out all the time. So interesting.
Starting point is 00:24:12 So interessant. So that's your dental news of the day. Yeah, and while we could speak about teeth all morning, we have work to do. So without further ado. But you know what? Wait. You know what I have?
Starting point is 00:24:23 I've got beef between my teeth. It would be lost without my floss. That's like the, that is a cultural shift in media. Like that episode of Sweet Life of Zack and Cody where that kid performed the song and that kid happened to be Justin from Ugly Betty. Wow. And he did that little dance. I've got beef.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Because he was pretending to be a piece of floss. It was so good. Also, we went to the moon in 1969. Cultural shift. Did anybody know when we went to the moon before that? No, because I had thought that it was 1970. But it was the year sooner. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:30:34 He is the owner of Balthazar and Pastis and Miranda and Minetta Tavern. He's a restaurateur in New York City. And those are all, like, if you don't live in New York, those are all, like, celeb hotspots. Like, I believe him when he's saying Minetta Tavern. Like, these are all premium, like, good luck getting a table at any of these restaurants yes so he posted a grainy photo of james corden taken he really dragged him to filth with that photo it looks like he took it on his phone of google images you know when people do that and totally out of nowhere he said james corden is a hugely gifted comedian but a tiny cretin of a man and the word cretin and the most abusive customer to my balthazar server since the restaurant opened 25 years ago i don't often 86 a customer to today i 86 cordon it did not make me laugh here are two examples of the funny man's treatment on my staff
Starting point is 00:31:18 manager report number one in june james cordon was here on table 61 although this is diabolical diabolical it happens very occasionally in all restaurants. After eating his main course, Corden showed the hair to Balthazar manager G, who was very apologetic. Corden was extremely nasty to G and said, quote, get us another round of drinks this second and also take care of all of our drinks this far. This way, I write any nasty reviews in Yelp or anything like that. Okay, so obviously, you know, getting a hair in your food is not ideal,
Starting point is 00:31:48 but like humans are creating your food and sometimes that happens and it's gross. But the restaurant, especially a fancy place like Balthazar, like they'll always make it right. They'll comp your meal. Like they'll make it right if you point it out. So obviously it's unfortunate and it's on the restaurant, but that's what happens. We're not robots making your meal.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Like people have hair. Right. Manager report number two. James Corden was at Balthazar with his wife on October 9th for brunch. He asked for a table outside. Brunch mater D Allie Walters took the party to table 301. Mr. Corden's wife ordered an egg yolk omelette with gray cheese and salad. A few minutes after they received the food, James called their server MK and told her
Starting point is 00:32:22 there was a little bit of egg white mixed with the egg yolk. MK informed the floor manager, G. The kitchen remade the dish, but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad. That's when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server, quote, you can't do your job, you can't do your job. Maybe I should go into the kitchen and cook the omelet myself. MK was very apologetic and brought G over to the table. He returned the dish, and after that, everything was fine. He gave them promo champagne glasses to smooth things out. G said that Corden was pleasant to him, but nasty to the table he returned the dish and after that everything was fine he gave them promo champagne glasses to smooth things out G said that Corden was pleasant to him but nasty to the server MK was very shaken but professional that she is continued to finish her shift okay so like James Corden is like a monster um I feel like that's not the most surprising. I think that that is surprising.
Starting point is 00:33:06 James Corden is like, I can see it. I can see it. No, I'm really, really surprised. He seems like, first of all, his brand is being, you know, that nice, funny guy. He's everybody's friend in Hollywood. And so was Ellen. So it was, yeah, no, but that's why that was shocking. Unless you had heard the whispers before.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Yeah. It's shocking because her brand was being like the nice, funny woman. She ended every show like don't forget to be kind. Right. But she forgot. Don't you forget to be kind, bitch. So she totally escaped her mind. I never heard anything like this about James Corden.
Starting point is 00:33:40 No whispers. So this has caught me unawares. And it's very surprising because it's very off brand for what he purports to be. But then the manager also, or the owner also posted this, that another grainy photo of James Corden taken on his phone from Google images. James Corden just called me and apologized profusely. Having fucked up myself more than most people, I strongly believe in second chances. So if James Corden lets me host his late, late show for nine months, I'll immediately rescind his ban from Balthazar no of course not but anyone magnanimous enough to
Starting point is 00:34:09 apologize to a deadbeat layabout like me and my staff doesn't deserve to be banned from anywhere especially Balthazar so come back to the five and dime Jimmy Corden Jimmy Corden all is forgiven I feel like James Corden will never set foot in this restaurant ever again it was nice of him to apologize I mean he literally had no It was nice of him to apologize. I mean, he literally had no choice. People were dragging him to filth. And like, I feel like this might this might be like the beginning of the peeling back the layers of James. Well, I think now if other people have experiences like this, they will come forward.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I just one I just before I say the next day, I just want to say I think people who are nasty to wait staff are the nastiest people, especially if there was a bit of egg white in your yolk like that's not a real you're welcome it's healthier for you yeah welcome no who sends that like that's psychotic behavior and and and okay a hair in your food like yes you definitely send that back but there is a nicer way to do it no one put it there intentionally calm the fuck down agreed people who have disrespect for like servers are scum of the earth yes with that said this restaurant owner just like posting a picture of James Corden to his Instagram with like all of this information I find to be extremely bizarre like one if he's like like a normal person two, like, I feel like other celebrities might be like,
Starting point is 00:35:27 well, I don't know that I want to go, not because I'm a bad person or anything, but this guy's just, like, putting people on blast, you know? Like, yeah, but I feel like this is not a pattern with this man. Like, if he was doing it a lot, I'd be like, okay, that's weird. But you know what? Like, I don't know. I kind of liked it.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Yeah, I mean, it's weird. But you know what? Like, I don't know. I kind of liked it. Yeah. I mean, it's tea. The tea. No, but it's also like, you know what? We're going to be called out for bad behavior. Celebrities should live in fear that if they're going to be rude to wait staff, like they're going to get dragged because I'm sorry, you have to be in a human being. That's true.
Starting point is 00:35:59 You know what? Like if this instills the fear in God of the, to the Ellens of the world, you know what? I'm fucking here for it. I am. That's a good point. It doesn't bother me. Normally like this call out culture where like, you know, the thing that always comes to mind, it's like the Instacart driver who said like Kylie's baby was screaming in the
Starting point is 00:36:17 next room. Like that shit I don't like because one, it feels like an invasion of privacy. And two, it's like, I don't know if I believe you. Like what's the proof that you really even drive Instacart? But this guy, like, I believe him. I know he owns these restaurants. He's looking out for his staff. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:33 I'm here for it. Okay. I am. Because you know what? Like, celebrities are, there are a lot of celebrities who are, like, really, really rude to the people who work for them. But, you know, like, those people have a choice. You know, like, they can, you don't have to work for Mariah Carey. I'm not saying Mariah Carey is evil.
Starting point is 00:36:52 But, you know, like, you go to work as a servant, you're just doing your job, trying to wait on people, and you have to wait on some asshole. Like, you know what? I, I'm here for this whole story. Okay. I, I, I don't disagree with you. And I do, I like your point that they should live in fear and they should be extra nice to make sure they should live that they don't end up being like this but right remember when Kendall Jenner left Mercer kitchen without tipping or without
Starting point is 00:37:17 paying the bill I remember there was a Mercer kitchen incident I don't remember the specifics I'm sure that it was an accident. A misunderstanding. Her friend was like, I got it. No, I got it. And then they like, I don't think she skips out on bills. And the way that she was dragged till the next century online, she'll never do it again. Yeah. It teaches celebs. Everyone's watching at all times. If you're going to go out in public, you can't act like an ass. Yeah. And that's arse it's good to promote people not acting like an ass agreed especially in restaurants because I feel like waitstaff are some of the most underappreciated and disrespected people in this country yeah so like when I'm at a restaurant and I hear I'll never I feel like I've told this story before
Starting point is 00:38:01 I will never forget like I see people being rude all the time nail salons like my literal my butt clenches I'm like yes make it stop shut up okay so I was at 40 carrots I remember the story from high school because I happened to like have not like well really well but I knew the girl who I was looking at like you sitting with her you saw from no no no she was a few tables. Like I didn't know her enough to say hi, but like I knew her name. You know in high school, like you used to like know people's names that you didn't actually know.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Yeah, of course, Facebook. Facebook, right, okay. And so we were at 40 Carats and like at 40 Carats, they don't write things down, but they always get it right. It's like a thing there. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:39 They never write down your order. Everyone customizes a salad, swap out this, add this, but they always get it right. So this girl was a few tables down for me and her salad arrived and I guess it was incorrect. And so she summons the waiter and she like goes to their hands like this. She goes, generally, I do not like it when waiters don't write things down. This salad is incorrect.
Starting point is 00:38:59 She shoves it in his face. Please return it. It was so rude like I and I we were both like 16 at the time and I was like damn she has fucking balls bitch like I would never talk to anyone like that like at six I've never talked to anyone like that period but like at 16 like oh my god I never forgot it I literally will quote it once a week generally I don't like when people don't write things down oh my god you have to tell me who it was offline I would love to I don't like when people don't write things down. Oh my God. You have to tell me who it was offline. I would love to.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I don't know if you know her. Oh my God. That's like, I barely knew her. She was just friends with one of my friends. Also like my salad has to be like a hamburger in order for me to send it back. Right. Of course.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Of course. You say no croutons. The croutons are there, but you just eat it. You pick them out. Like it's not a big deal. You're like, good. I was hoping they would be there.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Right. No, like for me, I'll, I'll never in my life send things back. I will literally move things around, go home and order McDonald's. Like I, my husband will send things back. He'll be like, you know, this fish doesn't taste right.
Starting point is 00:39:55 And like, I get it because, you know, you're paying for a fish. And if the fish is rotten, like you shouldn't eat it. But like, I can't. And if I ever do, Like my voice is so small. And I'm like. No and this is what I say. I always. Whenever I'm like about to complain at a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I'm like. I realize I'm the most annoying human being on the planet. But like the salad was supposed to not have dressing. And it has dressing. So can I just get a new one please. Yeah. Oh wait. I guess if it was dressed.
Starting point is 00:40:18 And I wanted it not dressed. I would. For me. I think salad dressing is the most disgusting thing on the planet. Like if it's anywhere near my salad, I can't eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:26 That, that's a salad ruiner. And that's for the salad I eat once a year. So it's not really a frequent problem that I have. Right. But no, also I, I like, I just feel like in general, like say like something's like a little amiss about your order, whatever it is, for the most part, everyone should just get a little more comfortable. Like it doesn't have to be perfection.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Unless it's something major. I agree. I didn't want lettuce on my burger. Take it off. Take it off. Nine times out of ten, what's wrong with your order? You can pick it out with your fingers. Yes, I totally agree.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Unless it's really mixed in there, chopped, sauteed and fried. Like you're fine. Yeah. Or like it tastes good this way too. You like it. Yeah, no, it's meant that way. You'll eat it and you'll like it. And you'll like it.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Totally. Anyways, I'm very curious to hear if like more people now have the stories about Mr. Gordon. Because you're not rude just once. It's a pattern. Yeah. So, but that was surprising. That was. Mr. Gordon. Because you're not rude just once. It's a pattern. Yeah. So. But that was surprising. That was.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Speaking of people speaking out, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde's ex-nanny is telling all. She gave an exclusive to the Daily Mail and told how smitten Olivia Wilde broke up with devastated Jason Sudeikis just weeks after she began filming Don't Worry Darling with Harry Styles and Palm Springs. So for the first- Before we dive into this story, I want to say, like, I will be drinking up all the tea that was spilled and dissecting every minute of it, but I think someone working in your home with your children, then doing an anonymous interview is so abhorrent and disgusting and such an invasion of privacy.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I don't know if she had an NDA, if she didn't have an NDA, but you let someone into your home with your children and they exploit that. Like, I think that is so horrible and disgusting and just scum, scummy, horrible, disgusting. And I also just, you know, before I even go to like what she said, I want to let you know that Jason and Olivia already put out a statement together. This might be the thing to bring them back together because like they were united against one another. But now someone who was in their home with their children is attacking them. It doesn't even matter what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Like they are now a united front. They're back to being a family. Yeah. So they said together as parents, it is incredibly upsetting to learn that a former nanny of our two young children would choose to make such false and scurrilous accusations about us publicly her um her now 18 month long campaign of harassing us as well as loved ones close friends and colleagues has reached its unfortunate apex we will continue to focus on raising and protecting our children with the sincere hope that she will now choose to leave our family alone so this woman obviously has an axe to
Starting point is 00:43:06 grind I personally like I hope they sue her because she definitely signed an NDA and this violates every term of that but here's what she said um for the first time she revealed the full inside story of the breakdown of Olivia Wilde's relationship with Jason Sudeikis and her affair with Harry Styles um she said that while Olivia Wilde has always claimed that her and Jason split up at the start of 2020 they actually split 10 months later weeks after she began began filming with Harry Styles the nanny said she was caught in the middle of the warring pair and said that Jason Sudeikis later uncovered the full details of Olivia's relationship with Harry by reading messages on an Apple Watch Olivia had left behind.
Starting point is 00:43:50 During one blow-up on November 15th, Jason allegedly lashed out in chase after Olivia after she had prepared a salad for Harry Styles in their kitchen. Jason went outside and lay under her car so she wouldn't leave, the nanny said. A series of devastating texts from Olivia and Jason to their nanny reveals how the actor was crying crying to her about Olivia leaving not the salad yeah this is so messy I mean Olivia has stated and really dug her ground for years not for years but for months that this was not an extramarital affair
Starting point is 00:44:25 she started dating Harry after Jason and all was kosher um I think a lot of people were skeptical of that and the people who were skeptical of that now have even more reason to be skeptical because the nanny said they were still together during 2022 it wasn't January it was more like October um so that's interesting I don't know like this feels like a little too much information for me like of course people are entitled to having breakdowns in their kitchens and fighting with their husbands in their driveways like I don't know I feel like as much as I really wanted to like slurp up this tea it just really feels like none of our fucking business right and then also you do have to question the source and right Olivia and Jason said like she's been acting
Starting point is 00:45:05 in an unprofessional manner for months now and like kind of harassing them so I'm not even sure if everything that she said was true even if it is true it's not my business to know so I'm not really like ingesting it I feel like when people do stuff in public it's then it's up for all of us to pick apart yeah but what you do in the privacy of your own home this is like a confidentiality it's like spying and it's no it's really good people deserve privacy when you get evidence in an illegal way legally what's that called I don't know but like the evidence is thrown out because if it was secured in an illegal manner it's uh no there's a word it's um it's like you throw it out it's like uh hold on illegal evidence i think it's with a c
Starting point is 00:45:53 it's like so law and order like i know it's so law and order circumstantial we've had this conversation once before and then like afterwards I remembered what it was. And now I'm forgotten again. Shit. Whatever. The evidence gets thrown out because it's neither here nor there because it was secured in an illegal manner. So I agree. And I bet they're, you know, Elizabeth, Olivia and Jacob.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Oh my God. I'm not okay. Elizabeth and Jacob. Olivia and Jason are like probably quaking that this woman who's clearly unhinged was like so close to their children for so long. Yeah. That's like a pit beyond pit. Pit beyond pit.
Starting point is 00:46:40 So I don't know. I don't like this. I really don't. And it doesn't really change how I feel about the situation no if anything it makes me sympathetic towards Olivia and Jason right and what the biggest bombshell would be like that she did cheat on Jason with Harry that they did start their affair while they were together people already think that so doesn't change anything for me no I agree are you ready for our next? Is it the next story that's brought to you by...
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Starting point is 00:49:39 episode dropped with paris hilton and she is talking about her time as the deal or no deal briefcase girl quick question um has she not released an episode since the last time we talked about it or were the other episodes like I think that she did release an episode I think um I believe that she did that she has um so she quit her job in 2006 as a briefcase girl on deal or no deal because she felt she was being quote reduced to a bimbo. She said, I ended up quitting the show. I was so much more than what was being objectified on the stage.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I didn't feel like, I didn't like feeling forced to be all looks and little substance. And that's how it felt for me at the time being reduced to this specific archetype, the word bimbo. Oh my God. She is like having to use the word archetype shoehorning it into every episode but I think that's the point of this show it's each episode is what word are we deconstructing and this one is bimbo got it okay I mean by the way to be objectified like that like that sucks. But that's kind of like, you know, becoming a lawyer and being like, you know, there's too many too many trials for me.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Like that's the job. Right. Right. She said I was grateful for the job, but not about how it made me feel, which was not smart. By the way, I was surrounded by smart women, but that wasn't the focus. No, for sure. And I'm glad she's talking about it because like it's kind of like iconic for. By the way, for me, another cultural shift moment was when everybody put together that Meghan Markle, who had just got engaged to Harry, had been on Deal or No Deal.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Like for me, like that whole arc, like you can that's literally like the American dream. Like you can do and literally like the American dream like you can do and become anything you want it doesn't matter where you came from so I personally like I'm obsessed with this arc um to hear that she didn't have a pleasant time like that sucks but it's also like what did you expect like that is literally the job you signed up for like you you don't talk as a briefcase girl you literally stand there in a tiny dress yeah and hold the briefcase and hold a briefcase right so I'm glad that she's I think feel like this is the first time since she's been royal that she's acknowledged I think so I'm trying to think back I can't remember another time that's why it's so crazy yeah so and you know what like
Starting point is 00:52:00 that honestly I that's what a podcast is for. I respect she could have you know kept pretending like it didn't exist. Next I need her to talk about giving Roadhead to Ethan in 90210. Next I need to talk her to talk about the Hallmark experience. Was she in a Hallmark movie? Yeah. Which one? Which one? Sparks Fly.
Starting point is 00:52:20 It was a very lovely July 4th centered. Oh not Christmas. Okay that's why I've never seen. No, it was not Christmas. But I do think that there were others. And in it, her romantic lead of Sparks Fly was Betty Cooper's father from Riverdale, also known as the Black Hood. Yeah, Hal Cooper. Oh, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:52:40 That's very weird. It's a good movie, though. Check it out. I am so grateful that she's talking about this. And of course, I mean, we never watched, but everyone's obsessed with Suits. Yes, I know I never watched, so I don't know anything. That's why I didn't mention it.
Starting point is 00:52:52 But yes, people are obsessed. But we would be remiss if we didn't mention it. Of course, of course. Even though to me, like cultural impact of Deal or No Deal is just as big as that of Suits. Agreed. So I'm grateful that she is talking about it because like honestly, it's something I've long wondered and thought about like what her opinion on it is it's not high we know we know
Starting point is 00:53:10 that now um and cool cool yeah she didn't give us like a lot to work with but no and her show was like kind of scripted so it's like um it's yeah it's like it's um it's well thought out no it's like interview and then she talks like now but I'm pretty sure it's like written out before so yeah yeah no it's like it's edited it has like an interview style and then like they cut to like a narration amusing Megan's Megan's musings but it's not like oh shit did I just say that fuck it yeah no it's not conversational it's very um produced yes are you ready for our next story is it the fourth or the fourth I am Erica Jane says she was joking about PK and Dorit Kemsley being the next to break up so we reported yesterday that at BravoCon Erica was asked who she thought the next couple to break up would be after a long pause she said Dorit and PK then PK posted PK dragged her to fucking filth on Instagram he said Erica Jane thought her husband
Starting point is 00:54:11 was innocent she thought the ankle is more important than the brain she thought she could keep the earrings now she thinks Dorit and I are next to split up here's a quick bit of management advice stop thinking y. You know what's so interesting to me is like at the beginning of the season of Beverly Hills, Garcelle's main gripe was like there is a core group in this group and like no one else can really make genuine friendships because the five of you are so like tight. And now it's between Lisa and Kyle being Dunzo and Erica and Dorit like that group of Lisa Kyle Erica Dorit and I think Teddy Mellencamp was in that too they're like fizzled like they're done yeah also Erica then said um when did you get so sensitive you know damn well I was joking but this actually reminded me of
Starting point is 00:54:59 something and it's gonna sound like kind of crazy but throughout this season I was like kind of getting I don't know what sort of vibe I can't explain it between like Erica and PK like they were such bitter enemies Dorit and PK's first season like and Erica like eviscerated him like on the reunion he was just like meant to be like this like pervy weird guy and now Erica and PK had like a really good friendship like you always see them like chatting when there's a party I think they like um Erica likes like each other yeah I think they like each other even when PK was like to Maurizio like aside from your wife like who looks the best tonight remember when he asked him that at yeah of course and he asked it like waiting to give his answer of Erica right he had
Starting point is 00:55:39 someone in his right and Maurizio's like Rinna? Yeah. No, totally. I just feel like they're like really sometimes like are so friendly. What are you trying to say? They just have like this love-hate relationship and now they're on the hate side. But you don't really
Starting point is 00:55:56 miss with your friend's husband like that. I also don't know why Erica said it. Like, okay, so first of all, I didn't get the vibe at all
Starting point is 00:56:04 that she was kidding she didn't laugh so I I hate when people say that like if you're gonna say something stand by it so I don't know why she said it and then I don't know why she said she was kidding and it was like how could they not be upset by that like don't be all surprised that they're mad no if that's your friend and then your friend says that like say about someone you're not friends with like right because Dorit is like very Switzerland almost to the point where she's like boring this season so she doesn't come for anyone if anything she was being like really sympathetic to Erica and Aspen so I don't really know why Erica would come for her when Dorit has really been nothing but neutral and really nice to Erica
Starting point is 00:56:38 this season yeah just like they moved into Diana's hotel together. Right. Right. So like, come on, it's weird. It's weird for sure. And it's like, it's aggressive for no reason. Yeah. I don't know. But who else would she have said? She was asked which of the ladies from Beverly Hills,
Starting point is 00:56:54 right? I don't know what the question was, but she would have stuck to Beverly Hills. Cause she doesn't know the other franchises marriage. I mean, it's hard to say because Sutton and Garcelle don't have husbands. Nobody knows Rick Hilton. Kyle. It's hard to say because Sutton and Garcelle don't have husbands. Nobody knows Rick Hilton.
Starting point is 00:57:10 She would never say Rinna. No, and she wouldn't say Kyle and Mauricio. And you can't say Kyle and Mauricio because their marriage is an institution. She was really only left with Doreen. She could have not answered. She walked down the runway and made a moment. Yeah. These Watched Rap and Live specials have started to air. The first night I sent you that clip.
Starting point is 00:57:30 They had Candice Dillard-Bissett, Kenya Moore, Sheena Marie Shea, and Melissa Gorga. Each performed like a medley of their own songs. And I was like living for every moment of it. I thought Kenya's was a mess. I thought Sheena's was so cute. Like she did actually a really good job. Candice Dillard took it incredibly seriously, which was like a little bit weird,
Starting point is 00:57:53 but still pretty good. And then Melissa Gorga lip sync for her life and it was fabulous. Yeah, it was. Couldn't look away. No, I mean, these Watch Happens Live specials, they've done them before and I don't
Starting point is 00:58:05 know why they have so much trouble with the audio like andy's running around handing his microphone to everyone like mic people up yeah no they did them dirty it's like chaos but i think like by sheena's turn she realized you know what just don't sing over the track because you can't sing you can't hear it um kenya was the first and she didn't know she got screwed the first through the wall is the bloodiest she didn't know yeah but they all were good sports about it yeah um i actually really enjoy those watch it happens live specials where they do like the kids ones like i i like that yeah i didn't watch it you know what i started watching a new show on Netflix called The Empress what's that historical like royal vibes royal vibes it's um about Cece she's the Empress of Austria and she's come up a lot in my readings I was actually just reading about Hedy Lamarr and
Starting point is 00:58:55 she plays Cece in an uh Austrian like Broadway production of Cece and I was like you know what I've seen this woman a few times I'm gonna read a book about her next and then I realized that this new show on Netflix is about her so I've started watching it it's really quite gorgeous and stunning I'm only two episodes in but I look forward to learning her story stunning are you ready for our fifth and final story only if it's the fifth and final story that's sponsored by Nutrafol. Yeah. Is it? Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:01:42 Great, our fifth and final story, a little more Bravo news. Monique Samuels and her husband, Chris Samuels, have taken to their YouTube channel to address the rumors and they have announced that they are trying to fix their marriage,
Starting point is 01:01:53 but they deny divorce rumors. So you are 100% right, by the way. Like, I thought you were being crazy, being like, no, they, like, it literally feels like they put this story out to promote their YouTube channel. It worked because Monique admitted that her marriage, because if there was no divorce rumors and then she just
Starting point is 01:02:08 went on YouTube to say that they're struggling no one would care it wouldn't be news because also they went on Love and Marriage DC last year and like talked about some of their marriage struggles so that wouldn't be news. Anyway she admitted that her marriage with her husband Chris Samuels was quote struggling in some areas but they are most definitely not getting a divorce. She said it's no secret that Chris and I have been struggling in some areas of our marriage and anybody who watched love and marriage gc last year y'all saw the arguments y'all saw everything that was going on it was a lot of confusion it was crazy building up to that 10-year marker of our marriage and when you've been married that long and you have things that you're like listen
Starting point is 01:02:39 this is being unmet or I've been unheard you start to get frustrated and it's like oh my god is this what life is going to be like I can can't take it anymore. So what you guys saw in love and marriage was my cry for help. Anyways, they will be living apart right now, though not getting divorced and they will be working through these issues. I mean, it makes me really sad, first of all, that like their marriage is having trouble because I like I looked up to their marriage. I thought they had an amazing marriage and I really really hope that they can work through this but it also makes me sad that they're resorting to these types of tricks and staged moments because Monique is better than this and I feel like honestly she needs to come back to housewives for real I agree I also think
Starting point is 01:03:21 like if you can sit down and do like a YouTube video with your husband 100% who you're like on the outs with but you guys can like really talk about how your needs aren't being met it's like well what if instead of talking to YouTube you just talked about your needs like they're communicating like I just feel like it's a bit drastic considering it seems of course not everything's as it seems but like to sit down and be able to like talk publicly about the fact that you guys are going through a rough time right now and are on the brink of divorce it's like we can maybe come back from here yeah no because couples most couples 99 of couples who are on the brink of divorce i cannot even look at each other let alone sit down and record a youtube video if you need so much space from someone that they need to move out like how can you record you're not getting
Starting point is 01:04:05 together to fill right so what I need from Monique is I need her and Chris to really work on their marriage get to a better place so that they can return yeah because it's enough like it was fun she was disrespected she had to stand her ground but now Bravo needs to um swallow their pride and crawl back to money. I don't think she's going to go back. I know, because you know what she is? Scrupled. Scrupled.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Even though I believe when Candace was talking about have you no scruples, she was talking about Candace. Actually, she might have been talking about Ashley for writing the statement. She was in her house. I don't know who Candace was referring to. Yeah, she was talking like to Chris. Chris house. I don't know who Candace was. Yeah. She was talking like to Chris.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Chris. But I don't know what it was about. I think it was about Monique. Well, we've truly come full circle on that. I just I need her back, especially because I know it's early, so it's not fair to say, but like these first two episodes of Potomac have been positively dreadful. Like the way that Giselle is creating a storyline out of thin air with this Chris Bassett DM,
Starting point is 01:05:08 like we need more. We're going to need more. We're going to need more than that. And I just, I know the woman to do it. I think they thought it was going to be Charisse, but I think it's going to be Monique. I would. I hate Charisse.
Starting point is 01:05:20 I would love for it to be Monique. I would love for it to be Monique too. Also now that Charisse is back, Monique probably won't join. Right. Right, right, right. Yeah. But like these antics with the YouTube and like the boy who cried divorce. Like she's better than this.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Come on. So those were the past five stories. You definitely did not need to know any of them. Really? Maybe the first one. And you didn't need to know any of them really maybe the first one and you didn't need to know Jason and Olivia no you didn't need to know the big nothing burger that was Monique uh Meghan Markle also she said a whole bunch of nothing yeah but she talks about her time right right maybe okay so maybe like two
Starting point is 01:05:58 and a half of the stories you needed to know yeah the James Corden thing is just like I'm still trying to process it because just something about it just like, doesn't, doesn't feel like justice to like, put someone on, I don't know, but like, of course what he did is.
Starting point is 01:06:14 It does, by the way, if your crime is going to be like being an asshole, I think being put on blast is the perfect punishment. Honestly, it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's just not the right thing to do. of course.
Starting point is 01:06:23 I don't know. It's just like, it didn't feel like justice. I also felt like the way it ended felt weird. Because like he apologized to the restaurateur. Not he didn't apologize publicly to MK and right or to the staff that we know of. So I don't know. It's just like a weird story.
Starting point is 01:06:43 It was definitely a weird ending. Like, never mind. He apologized. He can come back. It was definitely a weird ending. Like, never mind. He apologized. He can come back. And I want to host Late Show. Yeah, no, the guy is weird. But I respect the hustle because if I ever like, you know, if James Corden ever owed me anything, I too would ask in return to do his job.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Yeah. Also, now people probably go to Balthazar like knowing you're going to be put on blast. So like I'm going to. Also, you're going you're gonna see celebrities I'm gonna be an angel now you know it definitely adds to like the legacy of Balthazar which already has like a rich history of being a celeb spot where is it I think it's technically in uh Greenwich Village it's like I think it's by Lafayette I think don't quote me on that I've been once and I took a cab and I don't remember like what the direction was. I don't know if I've ever been. Maybe. No, sorry. I think it's in Soho. Okay. It's a stunning facility, by the way. When you come to town, we should go. It's like, next time we have a GNO
Starting point is 01:07:35 and we don't know where to go, that's where we should go. Okay. But we better act right. Remind me. Oh, I will, Keith McNally. I will. So those were the stories. That was our show. Nice and quick show. Oh, no will, Keith McNally. I will. So those were the stories. That was our show. Nice and quick show. Oh, no. It's already an hour and ten minutes. Okay.
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