The Toast - Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy, oh, what is it, Monday? Okay, okay, let's just take it for what it is, you know? Let's take stock. It's actually a huge Monday, like arguably one of the biggest of the year. It is for a number of reasons. This is a really big week. Now, of course, for most people, including myself, like election day makes it a major week. I also have other things going on this week that I'm really excited about,

including but not limited to my birthday. I agree. And I'm so glad you brought that up because through no help of my sister, I have slayed the house down fucking boots on a birthday present for you. Like, my generosity knows no bounds. You are going to, like, I don't even have a concern. Like, you're going to love it. I'm so excited.

Wow. It's going to be at your house tomorrow. Like, not me coming in a day early. A dollar short and a day early. Okay? Wow. I can't wait I was not expecting to hear that I kept waiting for you to send me like your wish lists and things nothing I've been thinking about it I don't know like the things that I actually want

they're not like to be a birthday present especially considering like you know the level that you and I are at in terms of how we gift each other like I want a cast iron skillet that's just like not a birthday present it's so it's not sexy it's not glamorous I'm not getting you a cast iron skillet sorry I did see like a 60 piece leg crusade set 60 it's literally like down to the mugs like it's everything it's like going viral it's like five thousand dollars oh my god I don't need like I don't need all that anyway it would just be funny and also too expensive this might be a hot take but like I and I'm really into Le Creuset I don't think I want their aesthetic like in my mugs agreed and

like their colors the colors of Le Creuset that I like they don't make in every thing right you know and also right now my Le Creuset game is so off don't make in every thing right you know and also right now my Le Creuset game is so off I have like three pieces and they're all different colors like it's just a mess so like I don't know what to do about that yeah and actually you know Amazon live is one of our sponsors today and the Le Creuset that I have I actually like fully stole from the Amazon live set like it was just sitting there and I took it home with me like I keep waiting for them to like send me a bill like I stole it like a like a thief that's a good use of your thievery that's a good use of my platform you know yeah speaking of Le Creuset though tomorrow's election day which means speaking of Le Creuset I'm gonna bring it home Turdy what are you gonna

make for election day election day chili you guys have to make a chili for election day because you put it in in the morning you know I'm actually I love no shade to Le Creuset I'm gonna use my new crock pot that Turdy Lou got me so that it will simmer all day and by the time the results are rolling in your girl's posting up with a chili okay but you know that me and Ben used our crock pot to make a chili and it was disgusting we literally had to dump it into the Le Creuset to like properly cook we and we could get it for hours that was your beef stew I thought oh one that was beef stew and two my chili recipe was actually born out of a crock pot like it's meant for the crock pot so I have to like do all my meats in the morning like you know

brown the meat add the onions and then it all goes into the crock pot I'm gonna use the one that Turdy got me and let me just suggest I've been doing election day chili for like three years and it's the perfect thing for the evening of the election when you're just like watching tv all night you want refills like no i love that okay by the way i'm putting ben on it like we are making a chili i it's not just a chili it's election day chili it doesn't feel like i know it's election week it doesn't feel like it is election day tomorrow because like i voted like over two weeks ago like it's weird to not vote on election day i don't think i've ever voted early no i never have i did vote on friday i said and did what I said I was gonna do better than that even with that oh my god

woman of your word it's like the most sickening feeling Claudia this week for some reason I have done so many things that I've been meaning to do for about a year including like you guys know I wallpapered my bathroom big reveal coming on my Instagram today once I just like tidy up. Two I got the dent fixed on my car did I tell you that? Oh my god you got the dent fixed on your car you really are a woman of your word. I've had a dent in my car for over a year from pulling out of my own garage. I bust the windows out your car. More than that you know how I've always had that thing stuck on my windshield from when I tried to put a tripod on and I put on my windshield what's supposed to go on the dashboard and it's so sticky and no one could ever get it off and it's been there for almost two years since I got a car

got that off wow she's cleaning house there was other things too I was I was just in shock by myself no it's really such a great feeling to say you're gonna do something and then like actually follow through on it and that's definitely something I feel like I've worked on in my like late 20s no you're really good about that you do not let the grass grow under your feet and someone who like I really admire that quality about is you and Shannon Ford like she really she inspires me to do the things that I want to do like right now yeah she's good about that actually she's coming over today because she has like a couple of hours to kill before she goes to the airport so we'll probably like be best friends you know take pictures have lunch do classic do like best friends type of things pretty much pretty much there was something else that I did

that I said I was gonna do and I'm oh I ordered a bunch of like stuff like lounge chairs I know you always like oh my god you have no outdoor furniture I don't have I have outdoor furniture I don't have loungers it's like how am I supposed to catch the sun bathing right I don't catch rays but I know every time I guess come like they're looking for loungers so I ordered them online they'll be here on Friday um and then I also wanted to get tell me if this is good I wanted to get like an outdoor shed for like storage, outdoor toys and stuff, but like ordering a shed online, like, okay. I felt really weird. I just felt like, absolutely not. You cannot order a shed online. It's giving like child trafficking a thousand percent. Like you're literally going to open up that shed and like a couple of kids are going to run out.

Absolutely not. I feel like they think I'm looking for a child. You can't leave that sort of internet like paper trail. I won't allow it. Also there's something even beyond the child trafficking there's something just like categorically false and wrong about ordering a shed. Like you have to go to one of those shed places. You ever drive past them on the highway it's like a thousand sheds just chilling outside. I think I need to get my shed IRL because it was giving like weird trafficking vibes. Where are you gonna put it? I don't know. It depends what it looks like. Cause some of them look like a little house,

which is really cute. That's very Kardashian. Like they have like doll houses and kids. Oh, well that's like a playhouse. But yeah, it just depends on the vibe. But there are so many outdoor toys that I just like love to put in the shed. And then also once I start my gardening,

which that is like high up on my list of things I need to do ever since Martha. And I told Zach, he didn't know what to get me for my birthday. And I told list of things I need to do ever since Martha and I told Zach he didn't know what to get me for my birthday and I told him like I want a garden I don't expect him to do the whole thing but like get the ball get the person here yeah to help me corner on my garden like that's what I want for my present and I'll take it from there but I need you to start the process so it sounds like we both had incredibly productive weekends because I cleared my entire schedule like seriously did not I had plans with Shannon, plans with Taylor. I did not

go to one singular thing. And instead I watched, was it four or five? I'm not sure. Harry Potter movies. You watched all of them? There's eight and I'm on the, I just finished Goblet of Fire. I think I watched four. They're three hour long, three hours long each. Like I seriously worked round the clock on watching Harry Potter films. It's something that Ben has really wanted me to do. And I said I would like a million years ago when he watched Twilight. Like it was like this equal trade, but of course I never did it. And I thought, you know, the vibes were so Harry Potter this weekend. It was like chilly in New York. It was the marathon. Like it was just, I don't know, the vibes were right.

And I said I would do it. And I did it. And I watched the first four movies. And I was like Chile and New York. It was the marathon. Like it was just, I don't know, the vibes were right. And I said I would do it. And I did it. And I watched the first four movies. And I think like a lot of people have been waiting for me to go on this journey. And it's a whole world that I'm really unfamiliar with. I never read the books growing up. As a kid, I definitely saw Sorcerer's Stone. Yeah.

Who didn't? Literally, who didn't? And like some random scenes in other movies felt like a little familiar, but I really, I'm basically starting from scratch. And let me tell you, I'm really enjoying the journey and it's making Ben so happy, so I'm happy for him. I got a little worried because I watched the first movie and that was the only movie I'd like truly seen and I really enjoyed it. And it brought me this overwhelming sense of nostalgia and I wasn't sure if that's why I liked the movie or if like the movie movie was good and this was my sort of beat. And the second and third movies were bad.

It's like Twilight. Yeah, I really didn't enjoy at all. And I was thinking, oh, maybe this whole universe is not for me, and that's what I'm learning here. Then Goblet of Fire, which we watched last night, completely restored my faith in the series. It's the one movie that Robert Pattinson is in. Now I won't spoil what happens,

but what they do to that boy is just wrong. And that movie really, to me, that's where things change. Like they obviously had a much bigger budget. They like, we're just doing better things. Like it was just better.

I loved it so much. Tonight we're watching Order of the Phoenix. I think it is. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. I'm just like such like a fantasy it's actually really crazy I was trying to explain this to Ben it's crazy to really see how influential

the film is on other things like please the Hunger Games they literally do a mini Hunger Games in Goblet of Fire like it's a complete ripoff even I was thinking of like fourth wing like little things are so clearly it's really the blueprint and then of course I got curious about like I know this movie's huge the books are huge I know that they have Harry Potter well but like how rich is J.K. Rowling? Billion. I was like is she a billionaire because she would really be the only person who became a billionaire through writing books like that's it um she and her last updated net worth which was like two maybe three years ago was 800800 million. Close. Isn't that insane? And especially, like, the first book is the book that has sold the most copies,

obviously, because people get into it and whatever. Guess how many copies the first book has sold? I don't know, 50 million? 150. Like, it's insane. That's insane. It's just, it's so, it's the craziest thing. So I'm, like, new to this whole world, just really learning about all of it.

Now, J.K. Rowling, like I know people have, let me get your temperature on this. Like people have said, like pointed out problematic things in the movie always. Like, and I haven't gotten there yet, but like any character who's like not white has like a crazy name. Like she does like crazy, like weird sort of subtle things like that. You can't really pinpoint why it feels weird, but it does. does like crazy like weird sort of subtle things like that you can't really pinpoint why it feels weird but it does and in the first movie so Harry finds out he's a wizard and he has to go to Diagon Alley to like get all of his wizardy things he's like but I don't have any money and Hagrid's like

all right let's take you to the bank and we go to the bank and the bank is run exclusively by like these like four inch trolls with the biggest noses you've ever seen like they're like as big as their bodies like just and huge ears and I forget what they're, like, as big as their bodies. Like, just huge ears. And I forget what they're called. Are they called trolls? Goblins. Goblins, thank you, yeah. And my jaw hit the floor.

I was like, excuse me? And I guess Ben is kind of, he watched it as a kid, so he never made that association. And he was like, oh, stop. It's good. It's fine. And then, like, the more he watched it as an adult, because this is the first time he's seen it in a while, he was like, oh, stop. It's good. It's fine. And then, like, the more he watched it as an adult, because this is the first time he's seen it in a while,

he was like, oh, it's definitely weird. Yeah. I haven't seen it. I saw, like, you were talking about this, and then, like, there's people that say, like, in fantasy, like, goblins are bankers. And I've not, like, in my limited knowledge, like, experienced, like, a tie between, between like Jews and goblins.

But like that's just a blind spot for me. Yeah the brief research I did I obviously wasn't the only person who had this thought. Was that it's playing on a trope not that J.K. Rowling created just that she's playing into. Like this old medieval sort of stereotype of like goblins and Jews and banks. Like I don't know. I would have to look more into it. It doesn't sound good on its face, but I literally don't know anything about fantasy. I've not watched this in my adulthood.

So I'm not gonna make the call. And I know that you are waiting till your boys are grown and you guys can all read the books and watch the movies together. And I'm so excited for you because I imagine being like a young boy, because Ben read the books when he was a kid,

like him and his dad read them together and then they like watching movies like it means so much to Ben I imagine it's like a fabulous hobby to have as like a young teenage boy or girl you know yeah no I look forward to it it's a Harry Potter of course of course it's too much it's too much so yeah that's always like been my plan is to wait until they read the books and I'll read it with them for the first time and if anybody is even remotely interested in where my current rankings of the first four films are it goes as such Sorcerer's Stone, Goblet of Fire very close like real almost a tie but not not quite. The third would be Chamber of Commerce and the fourth would be Prisoner of Azkaban. Chamber of Secrets. Yeah I'm calling it the Chamber of Commerce like it's such a weird name. They're all weird. I think Order of the

Phoenix is weird and do you know that in some countries it's not Sorcerer's Stone it's Philosopher's Stone? That's the name of the book. Oh and they changed it. Yeah because I went to go like I was looking it up and I saw the book and it was called Philosopher's Stone. Philosophizer's Stone. Yeah, I don't know. I can't get into the nitty gritty about like things they change from the books to the movies. Like I'm new here. I'm just, I'm doing my best to keep up.

Yeah, and it seems like the readers of Harry Potter are very pleased with how the movies turned out. Kind of like Game of Thrones. Yeah, no complaints. Yeah, so I think that's a great journey for you. Yeah, and I'm also like really enjoying learning about the different houses and like where you and I would fall. I actually was on harrypotter.com trying to take a quiz,

but they were like, I'm going to make me sign up and give a credit card just to get my results. I think that you are Gryffindor. The really crazy thing. And I feel like not enough people talk about this. I forget which movie we figured it out. And I'm like,

Harry is not really a Gryffindor what is he he's actually like biologically more a Slytherin but when he put the hat on he was like please Griffin because his other two friends had gotten in yeah please Gryffindor please Gryffindor and like that's the power of Harry like he kind of gets what he wants because he's like the most important wizard ever that the hat gave him the hat gave him exactly what he wanted interesting well I'm a Ravenclaw definitely and I I believe now don't guys don't I'm sorry if I'm spreading misinformation I believe my favorite character in the films thus far which was Robert Pattinson even though he doesn't he's not in the rest of the movies I believe he was a Ravenclaw because

he was like really popular but really sweet I loved him he was like the nice boy who like everybody liked so what do you think you are I don't know I don't really also feel like I'm learning a lot about like what differentiates one from the other except like probably in the book if you're a dick you're a Slytherin like that's the vibe my associations are like Gryffindor like affable miss and mr congeniality like just, that's not mine. Mine is like, because most of the Weasleys are in there. And there, I love the Weasleys. They're just like this really down-to-earth, Hamish, well-raised group of kids. Like, yeah, they fight or whatever, but like, they're just good people.

Like, salt of the earth. Salt of the earth. Okay, I'll put that in there too. Along with like, affable, like, gets along with people. Congenial. Yeah. Slytherin, arseholes. Nefarious.

Nefarious. Bad actors. And or blonde hair. Actually, just Malfoy has blonde hair. I'm sorry. They're not like a crew of blonde hair, yellow belly losers. It's literally just him. But if you're a blondini and you don't really associate with the house,

like you're going Slytherin. There actually are not a lot of blondinis in the house and I also want to say one more thing because like it obviously takes place in Europe like some of most of them have British accents obviously the Weasleys are from Ireland and there's different parts of Europe that get involved like this guy Victor Crum he was from like is that been really hard for you yes um he is from something with a b like belgium one of those no a different one brussels keep going uh berlin kind of like russian-y vibes belarus no whatever they represent it's clear that like it takes place in an alternative universe because they have to like you know travel to the school but like real countries exist and it's like where are the

america there's not a single american do they just go to a different school oh like it's hogwarts the official school of europe of the eu i keep wondering like where are the americans take place in like in modern day yes hmm i don't know maybe you'll find some Americans later on. Maybe. That would be cool. Some representation. And then Hufflepuff is just like jolly. Yeah, jolly is the perfect word. And then Ravenclaw, from what I understand, is like pretty cerebral. Yeah. Yeah.

Independent thinkers like me. Classic. Theorists. Okay, so I think I slayed. Yeah, I think you slayed. So that's a journey I'm going on. I'll probably be talking about it all week. I've, I've made immense progress. We started Friday night and I'm already on the fifth movie. Like I'll be done by the end of the week. Yeah, for sure. I watched the most random shit this weekend, Friday night. I said, did what I said

I was going to do. And I watched a bunch of Martha content. I watched her show, Martha cooks, and I learned a lot about you know she has a new show on Roku I don't have Roku you have a Roku up in my bedroom you could watch it there if you want maybe I'll watch go watch it there but there were some good shows on Amazon Prime she also has a gardening show but it started at too much of an advanced level yeah so I I didn't watch that and then on Saturday night I watched some of the most recent season of Kardashians. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?

What's going on over there? So Kourtney had her baby, which I loved, loved, loved watching. And then like Kim is acting. I just like the show because it's like kind of a comfort, like, you know, mindless show. But there's something missing at the moment, like from the swirl. Oh, I turned it off when they went to the Balenciaga show and they were making like a big deal about it and it was like in Beverly Hills and they're just like talking about how Balenciaga is everything the shows are always the moment like what are you talking about I don't know read the room okay even if you want to work with Balenciaga

and wear Balenciaga whatever to dedicate a read the fucking room it's so funny wants to hear about it I was thinking about Balenciaga on my way to work today because I walked past a Balenciaga store. It was completely empty. And I walked past it a lot. And I actually used to live, my old apartment had a Balenciaga on the corner. And that was during like the big scandal. It was really interesting to watch how like a store

that was always busy, like literally the only piece where the, the only people were the police who used to stand outside. Like it was crazy. And I walked past it today and it was still like that. And I thought it was so interesting because there's clearly been some sort of like coordinated effort by celebrities in Hollywood to bring it back, right?

Like they have Nicole Kidman, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry. Like they've got the girlies showing up. And it's now been like two years of like this sort of strategic attempt. And it's funny how like people are really not buying it. Like I have not seen, and Balenciaga is always on sale I actually just went to Saks and they like you know when you walk into the big like the big the original Saks with Avenue like all these huge brands have their own like mini stores inside the store it's like a mall kind of Balenciaga literally had a table it was really crazy like it's so interesting how celebrities really do have so much influence like people are

not listening to them on this like they are not down to clown with this no it's really so true and even when they were doing this segment on Balenciaga like at least like mention it the you know I know people like are upset about like and then just explain your position because obviously you feel some type of like defensively towards them and Demna he she's like sitting next to him like so just explain that to us instead of pretending like it's not happening because people can't get over it I can't get over it yeah and the weird the way in which they've come back without even wanting to like acknowledge the huge it's just it's weird and it's I I think I'm giving I maybe I didn't give people enough credit like I'm actually I would have assumed like once all the celebrities came back everybody else would like rich people love

celebrities and they'll start buying it again and then the rich people buy it and everybody else buys it no it every time I walk past deserted yeah same for like in my department store like every place has a kiosk and like Balenciaga is just always on sale sitting there I did see like one bag that like looked kind of interesting for like a big like mom bag but no no yeah no that's really lame of them like I feel like and we've been saying this for a while the Kardashians and I think they probably understand it at this point have reached like a weird inflection point in the last couple of years where like their relevance like they're still relevant but people don't I don't know consume their content in the way that they once did and they're just sort of like these evergreen celebrities and not so much these like cultural, they were like polarizing.

I don't know. There's just like something missing. And I actually think while it started way before the Balenciaga thing, I think the Balenciaga thing has a lot to do with it. People just find them for a while, like they've always been like not so relatable because they're so wealthy, but like their love for one another and their love for family and faith, like there have been things about them that have always been deeply relatable relatable even beyond the fact that they

fly private everywhere like there's been things you could see like the sisterhood like we've always seen and I don't know I think the Balenciaga thing was like a really big part of it yeah because I think when we think about them and for all of the things that people criticize them about like I think one of the biggest like core tenants that make them so lovable is like their emphasis on family and that's that is the show and like it's really like what Balenciaga did like is so in congress offensive to like people who who like value family family and like have those same values that like we loved them for so like it's because of it's that yeah yeah and I just want to I would love to know why that to me is like one of the great wonders of the world. Like what happened in the elevator with Beyonce and Solange?

Why are they willing, well not they, honestly, it's really Kim. Like why is she so willing to die on this hill? And I know that she's a person who values like business and money, and I'm sure they've offered her, but she's a billionaire now. So it would be like, everything is pennies to her. So even if they're offering her $10 million, like that's really not a lot of money to her I would love to know why is it out of this you know personal responsibility to your friend Demna like I don't know I would love to know if that's your friend like trust your faves and like tell us Demna didn't like Demna would never I know

it looks a certain way but Demna would never like Demna but like that's the problem is like I think Demna would right right but she and she doesn't even say Demna would never like Demna but like that's the problem is like I think Demna would right right but she and she doesn't even say Demna would never so like we're just left here being like Demna wouldn't and you're sitting with Demna like okay I'm out yeah yeah she's also like I don't know I if I go too deep on the Kardashians I feel like I've said this like a lot of times in the last couple of years like it's boring but like it's just so fascinating because when I think about like we actually just did a patreon episode where we were going through our old podcast titles and like literally there was a year where every single day we woke up like excited like couldn't breathe

until we talked about the Kardashians like they and I still have that with like other things like Travis and Taylor like it's not that I've lost that energy I've just lost that energy for them and I think a lot of people have and I I think people did, you know, before us, like a lot of people that got over them. We were like always hanging on so tight. I just, I would love us like a real, like a real expert on like popular culture and celebrity and to do like a full, like what went wrong?

Yeah. And it's like not too late to just like change. Also, she's doing her acting. It's all like American Horror Story, which I don't watch and I don't understand like the need to like conquer seriously every single thing at the expense of like your sleep and like that's what Courtney was saying in those last couple of seasons and when she was saying it she was like early to say and I'm like no she's just ambitious and like right and I thought the things that she was trying to do like where

I understood like wanting to be a lawyer and then also starting Skims which is just like an extension of her but now like to go acting and like and she's doing all of these things and they're like if you if you had to give up one like in order to she's making this huge movie and they're like if if you have to give up one of your projects and I think of everything she does Skims, Skin, Sky Ventures, Lawyer, Mother, Reality Star, Reality Show, Influencer, like a million things, speaker, whatever. And they were like, if you had to give up one thing, like what, so that you could do this movie, what would it be? And she was like, sleep. I'm sorry. I can't relate to that. I cannot. So you know, she already wakes up at 4am to go to the gym. So like, seriously, you're not going to sleep?

Like, no. For what? Courtney saw something that like we couldn't see. And we all were like, oh, Fabissa in a jealous wench and you know what like I completely see what she's talking about it wasn't so much about greed it's just like this obsession and that's really what Courtney was saying like this obsession with doing everything and being the most and best to everyone and everything like why like you have everything in the world you have such a beautiful family like enjoy it and she was at dinner with like the lifers and just saying how like every year she just wants to like conquer something new that she'd like you know a whole new space that's how she feels going

into acting like the same way she did SNL like yeah she like where she's such a novice and she wants to prove everyone wrong and like take this on and like it's she's gonna keep doing like this with a million other things and it's like it's exhausting like I don't like you could do that with like even hobbies like yeah gardening that's what I was thinking it like, you could do that with, like, even hobbies. Yeah, gardening. That's what I was thinking. It's like, I actually like that. I feel that way in my personal life. Like, I want to, like, learn new things that would, like, benefit my life. That's what Martha says.

You should really make it one of your goals to learn something new every day. And I feel like in the last few years, I mean, the amount that I've learned in the last few years, like, I wouldn't recognize myself. Like, some of the things that I say, if you had said that that sentence to me even a year ago pargy loaves I'd say what right what and I think that's like it's a good thing to always be like learning new things but like this is extreme to what end yeah yeah so justice for Courtney in that sense well she's definitely getting her justice because all like now the show and it's there's so much of like this prank stuff still which you know that we don't like it like oh my god the pranks like they like and I loved the Todd Cranes and I loved the Art Vandeley like those were two and they just by the way it's not

even Scott pranking that's the problem they took it too far like they they were so well received that they were like let's make this a continual subplot for the next 10 years and it's really dumb yeah and then Chloe's on the other end where she like won't leave her house and like just wants We're like, let's make this a continual subplot for the next 10 years. And it's really dumb. Yeah. And then Chloe's on the other end where she like won't leave her house and like just wants to like be a mom and be with the kids and like loves her routine. And I think that's like so nice. And I think that's a lot of people would probably relate to that. But then they like don't actually show us her in her routine.

They just have her having conversations with people about how she's scared to leave the house and how the routine is important to her and like how she likes to make True's lunches. But like, I'd love to see her make True's lunches. Like show us the routine that she's so to leave the house and how the routine is important to her and like how she likes to make true's lunches but like i'd love to see her make true's lunches like show us the routine that that she's so enmeshed in that's funny so that's what i saw and that's how jacks sees it we have a lot to get into today so i hate to cut off this riveting conversation but i feel like we should if we're more in in service of more riveting conversation. In service.

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So Jason Kelsey was at the Penn State Beaver game at Beaver Stadium. He attended the Ohio's Penn State football game on Saturday, November 2nd. As he was walking out of the stadium, people were trailing him, taking videos of him. And someone is heard saying, like taunting him. They said it twice. Like they said, hey, Kelsey, how does it feel? Your brother's a F slur, F slur dating Taylor Swift. He said it twice.

And so at first we see a video where he hears that and then he takes the guy's phone and he smashes it to the ground and everyone's like, go Jason, Kelsey, you know, stand up for yourself and Taylor and Travis. And the queer community. Right. Then a few hours later, an alternate angle video emerged of the incident where after he slams the phone on the ground,

he says, who's the f word slur now and I want to say I saw a lot of like dialogue and rhetoric thrown back and forth like people immediately were like well that's not cool a lot I saw so many gay people like tweeting like I am okay with this we give him a pass like I so not, and not that I'm like anyone to like give a decree, but like my, like I was not offended. Like I literally, I loved the response. Like this kid was such a weasel. Like you have to watch his video.

He's trailing him, repeating it, like trying really to get to Jason Kelsey. And I don't know why Jason Kelsey like forgets that he's famous. I said this at the AeroStory. He literally walked to the yellow parking lot. Like he doesn't walk with security. He doesn't act like a famous person. So he's literally like walking the streets. Like he needs to start taking the underground tunnels that other celebrities take because like people, he is so famous. I feel like he doesn't understand like his real place in culture. Like

what are you doing walking with this rat? Like why does this rat even have the opportunity to get close to you? This kid's such a loser. I love that Jason Kelsey destroyed his personal property. And you know that this kid will not like sue or, because we don't know his name, right? Like he's just, he has the gift of being anonymous. Like, I don't know what, he hasn't been doxxed. He should be like, where is he? Right, if he goes to sue Jason Kelsey,

we'll know his name, his employer, his school will know that he uses language like this and it won't be good for him. That is a really good point. I did see like, you know, of course I saw like the people like back, like cancel Jason Kelsey, lose Jessalyn. Fighting hate with hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I did also see probably more than that. I saw people like, no, we'll give this one a pass. No, it's okay. The F-slur has like a really unique place in gay culture. Like they embrace it a lot. And of course it gets used as like a hateful rhetoric, like that little shit from Penn State but they actually really I think love and embrace the word and it's become like a term of endearment

a little bit um so the fact that like what for mostly I saw like people on social media like giving an allowance to Jason Kelsey like I loved it because I like he obviously wasn't using it in a hateful way this guy was such a little shit he needed to be punched in the face but obviously Jason Kelsey couldn't do that so like this was the next best thing um I have I have really no issues like do I think Jason Kelsey is a homophobe no I have no issues I think he was really standing up for Taylor his family and the community in general like I don't give a fuck yeah I do agree and also it's a case of trust your faves like if you think Jason Kelsey has like bad intent that he used that word in like in a hateful way, then you obviously don't think highly of Jason Kelsey.

But if you do think highly of Jason Kelsey, you'll give him the benefit of the doubt to say like that's not what he meant and he wasn't being hateful towards anyone other than that person. You are 100% right that this is another case where we should be trusting our faves. Yeah, so I will trust in Jason Kelsey's intent. I'm assuming that he's going to address this. It became a huge story. Like I'm assuming he's going to address it on his podcast. He'll probably apologize just because he feels like it's the right thing to do and he doesn't want, you know, any sort of like stain on his record.

But I personally don't think that's necessary. Yeah, they'll definitely address it because they seem to address everything that happens, whether they go in deeper, just like, oh, yeah, that happened. Yeah. He'll address it. Yeah. they go in deeper just like oh yeah that happened yeah um he'll address it I yeah well it'll be interesting to see what sort of tone he takes but I think that he'll handle it yeah it's handled but you know they're so famous and because they're like athletes they're like this other level of

fame like they have their own serial thing with like they're really very like brand safe right like they are like the Wheaties guys like they're they are like brand safe, right? Like they are like the Wheaties guys. Like they're- They are. But also, but like athletes actually typically aren't. I know. So they're in like a weird position a little bit where like, you know, something like this,

while I don't think it's had any implication on their business because there hasn't been like overwhelming backlash, this isn't something they normally find themselves in because they are like on cereal boxes. They're like America's speed hearts kind of like, they have to be a little protective. So I'm sure that he will do like a kind of a

a PC like just acknowledge he'll make it right he'll make it right for that reason yeah athletes don't give a fuck most of the time like they don't have to they don't play these stupid internet games like yeah but I also feel like there's not a huge contingency of people who hate him who no matter what he says like won't forget like I think he's mostly loved and I mean seriously who hates Jason Kelsey it's so true he's like a national treasure so and I think the people who might hate him like are irrelevant to his work like I just don't know how you don't watch that video and like fucking hate like that kid oh my god I only wish the worst for him like what are you doing he and you really have to watch it like he says it multiple times he's so taunting he was so desperate like trying to really provoke a reaction.

And the fact that he got his phone broken, like seriously, I can't really put into words how much joy that brings me. Like it was truly the definition of fuck around and find out. Like get the fuck away from me, you little rat. Always a good message. Always a good message. And, you know, I know that celebrities are supposed to like rise above and like be better than the trolls.

But like I love when they get down and dirty and, really give people a taste of their own medicine. This was a gorgeous, gorgeous example. I think this was him rising above, though. A thousand percent. Like, let's redefine what it means to rise above. Let's redefine what it means to rise above. I agree. Like, why does rise above just, like, mean do nothing and take it?

What about teach this person a lesson and rise? Right. Rise and teach and learn and give yeah i agree i completely agree like he so it's really nice that he rose above the situation and handled it and and taught this boy a lesson i just like what is going through like obviously like his people who know him like his classmates like they know that it's him so his name like might like, might get out because he's, like, anonymous to us. But to his small, irrelevant circle, he's not. And so one person, well, it takes one person talking to the Daily Mail, you know? Yeah.

So because he hasn't, like, he really should feel, like, the full repercussions of, like, the Internet knowing you speak like that. Like, we all know now. And that has implications on your personal life your work life your school life like I'm kind of I'm kind of down yeah so if one of his like recording himself so it's like it's not like he thought he was saying it in secret it's so true but he's gonna post it on like his private snapchat with like his three friends being like good one bro good one I can't imagine he's like very far in life with a mouth like that yeah I hate like that in his heart I just need I know there's like a Swifty who like takes econ 101 with him and I need her to speak to the Daily Mail we need names name

them yeah I fucking hate this kid yeah well we'll see what happens with Jason but I think he'll be okay I think he'll be okay I think he'll be okay are you ready for our next story I am the girlies were out and about at the LACMA art and film gala 2024 you know it's that time of year because those two events that we never understand always happen like that LAC and LAR those two like galas where every famous person goes to and you have no idea what they're actually attending or raising money for. They happen like, you know, back to back. So I guess it's that time of year. So this was the LACMA Art and Film Gala,

which honored artist Simone Leigh and filmmaker Baz Luhrmann. Oh, so this is the one where they take pictures in front of like those lamps, right? Yes, at the LA County Museum of Art. LACMA. Which is different from the LA County Museum of Film, which is where they were last week. Oh, so last week was LACMAF and this week they're at LACMA.

Yes. And so I think the headline making news was that Kim was there wearing a necklace, a cross necklace that she bought at auction from Princess Diana's estate. Right. When she bought the necklace, there was a lot of backlash because they were like, we don't want this trash with Princess Diana. And like, I didn't give a fuck.

Like she has the money. She bought it. It's free country. Go cry about it. Like seriously. Now I did not like what she was wearing because I don't know. I feel like it's a dress

we've seen her in a million times. Like tits out for the boys, white shawl. Like it's just, I don't know. Maybe I'm in like a little bit of like a hater era, but it's like do something different. Surprise us. Like we're's just, I don't know. Maybe I'm in like a little bit of like a hater era, but it's like do something different. Surprise us.

Like we're plaid. I don't know. It was just like. Do a flip. You're telling me she hasn't worn this before. I was shocked. Now I know some of the, you know, Christian swirlies were like, also can you not take this big cross and put it between your breasts?

Like it was a little, and you know what? I kind of feel that. Like if somebody wore a big Jewish star, like their nipples, like I would be like, I don't know about that about that a Jewess though because she's actually like pretty religious so if it was like a a Jewess who was firm in her but like a religious Jewess would never wear their tits okay I guess because it's like there's like modesty but like someone who's like a big Jew advocate Jew wearing a big Jewish star between her breasts I actually like I I would you would like it I don't know that I would like it but I don't think you would like it i don't know that i would like

it but i don't think i would dislike it i don't know i'm very i'm very protective and i don't like and we're just desperate because there is no like real jewish representation anywhere like positively okay here's here if gal gadot was wearing a bit like wearing this dress and i would love it i would love it you're right yeah yeah okay and it was like princess diana's jewish sisters too yeah wait no wait who's like a like elizabeth taylor she was okay gaga don't at auction but elizabeth taylor's like big jewish star and then wore it with like a plunging i would be so happy okay you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right okay so not to say like you guys can't be offended but i'm just saying like because you were saying it was me

but i actually don't think so that's all i'm saying I know you're right I would not be offended but you guys if you're what I'm also desperate right I'm so desperate um but the look in general I was just like so underwhelmed by and it reminded me of like what did it remind me of it was just like it didn't remind me of anything it was just like this fatigue I'm like still doing this like yeah especially she went to the other one without pants and now she's got this one without a shirt like it's so true it's like do something different like you have access to every designer clothing stylist like do something crazy you know yeah yeah well besides also at this event people don't dress crazy they actually dress like incredibly beautifully yeah and not things that take you know an artist's gaze to appreciate

it's just like beautiful women in pretty dresses and i enjoy that too like blake lively was there she looks great parjalicious kaya gerber was there looking parja definition licious. Parja licious definition. Cara Delevingne was there looking beautiful as well. And also Cara Delevingne is like looks really well and I'm really happy for her. Yeah we like forget because she really bounced back very quickly but there was like a brief period where it was clear that she was struggling with something and she ended up taking time off going to some sort of facility and you know what ever since like she you're right she really bounced back she looks so healthy and so happy and she looks great I'm looking at pictures she really does um Laura Dern how you Dern Laura Dern was there I love Laura

Dern like I'm sorry she's so funny to me like really yeah she's like I'll watch a movie if she's in it you know she's a really good actress I like but I said really it sounds like I dislike her I don't like I'm like totally like neutral yeah and she's just a part of that crew like like that Reese Witherspoon Big Little Lies crew yeah um a lot of like random swirlies were at this event like pretty much anyone who's anyone if you were in town like hit up the LACMA yeah Charlie XCX, Troye Sivan, Andrew Garfield, Ellie Goulding, my queen, I love Aza Gonzalez I feel like she like didn't take off in the way that she showed up you know she just got married right oh yeah and Anna Kendrick was there in in what could be one of the

ugliest dresses I've ever seen like be made I just I'm shocked hold. It's like vomit green with a bow. It is those things. Oh, Queen Beyonce's mom was there in a black suit. Promoting her new book. I mean, wouldn't you? Yeah. Anyway, that's always. Rachel Zoe was there. I feel like that's maybe the first time she stepped out like really publicly since she

announced her divorce. She looked gorgeous. Oh. I love what she's wearing. Like a gold gown. Really, Blake Lively's up there for, she also looks great at that other event, Lackamuff. Page six on my iPad isn't formatted correctly

when they do these slideshows. And so everyone is like, you know, when you would like take a picture and like not orient it properly and just bring down the top and you get like disproportionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm looking at.

But still, Kathy Hilton looks beautiful disproportionately. That's so yeah by the way it was very well attended in terms of like a-listers like why I don't get it I mean I don't know it's a fun oh Victoria Tretti my girl was there wait do we have it as a story that um Nina Dobrev got engaged we did it last week we did Nina Dobrev got engaged? We did it last week. We did? Yeah. Are you sure?

Positive. With Ben. With Ben. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And the sneakers. The sneakers?

CD sneakers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. DC. Wow. Yeah. Okay.

No. By the way. Like it was really hot in here on Halloween. I apologize. No worries. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. I guess we're moving past the Lackamiff. Okay.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to fall down a Forbes creator hole. Yeah, okay. You're right. You're right. You're right. We need to pull ourselves out of it. We did the highlights, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we did our part. It's not the Met Gala. Yeah. Though they try. No, it's giving an attempt at a West Coast Met Gala, these events. That's such a good call. Yeah. Honestly, everyone looks nicer for these. Yeah, because there's no theme where people have to look stupid. Yeah. Our next story is actually some surprising news that Teddy Mellencamp has announced

that she is filing for divorce from her husband Edwin after 13 years of marriage. Add it to the list of celebrities doing things that are actually shocking to me. Like I was I follow her on Instagram so I just like opened Instagram and it was right there I was genuinely surprised just out of nowhere she announced in an Instagram post after a great deal of care and consideration I've made the difficult decision to file for divorce not a separation even though they've been like as of two weeks ago they were like spotted out they went to an event kissing taking pictures my priorities my children and ensuring that every care is taken with their privacy and well-being throughout this new chapter making a public statement is not something I wanted to do but in an effort to protect my family from undue speculation and rumors I felt being open honest and vulnerable was the best path

best path forward I was surprised because you know people had a lot to say about Teddy Mellencamp's time on Beverly Hills they really didn't like her I didn't have like a real issue with her and I actually thought she had a really strong marriage like yeah they also went through a lot to say about Teddy Mellencamp's time on Beverly Hills. They really didn't like her. I didn't have like a real issue with her. And I actually thought she had a really strong marriage. Like, yeah, they also went through a lot. Like they're they had a baby somewhat recently who had like health issues. Teddy herself had health issues. She's had like a million skin cancer scares. Like I always felt like they actually had a really strong marriage.

Yeah, this is really surprising. And also page six notes. One week ago, they were at a charity gala like taking pictures kissing on the lips you know how to go from that to filed for divorce it's giving like something happened the streets said that um you know he stepped out you know that's what they said i have no proof allegedly that it's it feels it's as though it's something like that like something happened overnight can't get over it like there's no moving past this yeah now it's obviously devastating of course and I want to say

that um since leaving the show Teddy Mellencamp has has really tried hard to stay relevant within the Bravo universe and it's done a very good job she has a very popular podcast and she probably has one of the most successful Bravovo housewife podcast like yeah I don't even know who would be like second same um and you know sadly like divorce is really good for a podcast so I'm happy like I know she wants that like not at the expense obviously of her family so I'm just saying like very small silver lining for her yeah but I think even from her statement like I don't think that she's going to share. I don't know. I don't think.

I think she will. Usually, I'm like, it's only a matter of time before, like, Brianna Chicken Fry. Like, we will know one day soon. And she said she's getting back to recording soon. She had a really restorative week back home. Oh, did she? I saw she, like, they didn't record an episode of BFFs. Like, she wasn't ready.

Yeah, and she was, like, she was not podcasting. She was taking time off. But then I saw this morning, I saw that she had posted like, I'm getting back to podcasting. I'm ready. Like, I feel great going back to the city. Like, let's go. Oh my God. We need the tell all of all tell alls.

Like, I'll be disappointed. I feel like she's really gonna, like she knows that people are sad and I feel like she's gonna feed us. I think she's gonna feed us because also like, and it is a totally different situation. They weren't married and they don't have kids.

So like, I completely understand my Teddy like wouldn't share, even if she's been like wronged and even if we would all galvanize around Teddy like not at the expense of the way the children see their dad yeah you know that's a thing of course and I don't have kids so I don't really understand it it's something that maybe I'll like be you know regretting like I'll disagree with myself in five years like I hate that like when women don't like drag their husbands and I was just having that. Bless you.

Excuse me. Cause you know who I love who did it, who didn't give a fuck was Kelly Clarkson. She's like, he has a father, my kids, he's a dick and you're going to know about it. Like I,

I respect people's choices. We only know about some Kelly stuff because of the legal things. Right. I think she didn't tell us. He opened the door. I don I think she didn't tell us. He opened the door. I don't think she told us anything actually. Like we know what we had to know because it's filed and they were fighting over properties. No, but in the music.

Yeah, but no, to say it in the music is different. I changed it anyway. Then a sit down tell all. It's different. If you say it in the music, it's art. No, but I feel like she really wasn't shy about really villainizing him while also acknowledging that they had a beautiful marriage until they didn't but like I don't know these women and it's always the women like they protect the father of their children when they did

horrible things and like maybe one day I'll understand it I don't understand it like seriously you wrong me I don't give a fuck who your daddy is like you're done you know like it really bothers me well maybe maybe that's just like an immature like you know thought of mine no I I do understand why you would feel that way but I also like him and Kanye like it's admirable until it's really not no because I think like you have to really think like what are you dragging him in the public for like at the end of the day for yourself and that's selfish. And I think ultimately it reflects poorly on you, but not in Kel,

not for, I don't consider Kelly Clarkson. Cause like I said, she didn't tell us anything. She just talked to every day and she didn't tell us anything. I really, I, for me,

it wouldn't reflect poorly on that person for me. I would say, thank you. Like I wanted to know. And for their kids, people who do bad things like deserve to get dragged for it and like what because you're a dad like you're protected from that and I don't see men doing that for women ever no I understand turny and you raise an interesting point this counter point that

I will consider okay but I but I do understand and like and it's not even like about it's about like putting your kids private life like into the world and it's not even like about it's about like putting your kids private life like into the world and it's like that's their and then they go to school and it's like that's their life and everybody knows this garbage yeah yeah you're putting them in a spot I get it so Teddy and Edwin oh Tedwin really shocked um do you think this at all moves a needle for her coming back to Beverly Hills like I don't I don't Beverly Hills is coming back did I make that up soon yeah I also feel like when you've cemented yourself as like a commentator on a show like you can't be a cast mate that's like what Joan Rivers always said like she never got invited she never got a seat at the table

because she was always commenting on the table I think she's in a better place now than she was when she was on the show and she should keep doing what she's doing. I think they've got it worked out really nicely. Yeah, and Bravo like still keeps her in the fold. Like she goes to BravoCon. They were like the official podcast of BravoCon, their iHeartRadio. Like she's got a good thing going over there. Yeah.

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I do think you have passion for this. It's our next story. And that is the long-awaited lineup for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. You know what? The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is like a cultural event that I personally

have a lot of interest in. I know I'm unique in that this is not the Forbes creator list. I don't think everybody cares as much as I do, but as a New Yorker who also like feels a weird, deep like nostalgic connection to the parade, like growing up, like my favorite memories is waking up with you guys and like laying on the floor

of the den and watching like, I have such a crazy love for this parade. Like they could never make me hate it. Now the budget has like severely gone down. I know nobody nobody cares they get like the most talentless hacks to lip sync I don't care no I know and I do feel like in one's life like there are times when the Macy's Day parade is important to you in times when it's not and I do feel like until I became a parent like it wasn't important to me in the last five to ten years however now as a parent like first of all we're awake and like you're awake for something it's a long day mama's cooking like

I gotta get the kids buzzing and like it's actually even though the performers that like I would love are maybe not there you know I don't see like Mimi Webb out there shaking that thing but Bluey is there but but like the characters come through and it's really fun for them to see like there's just a lot of really great stuff so I am having a renaissance with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and so this lineup means a lot to me I also meant to tell you big thing that I did over the weekend is that I bought tickets to see Wicked on Thanksgiving Day weekend like I feel like I thought they were all gonna be sold out I did get a good time and a good location and a good seat but like it was definitely like tough damn yeah I'm not messing

around are you gonna sing it's gonna be hard for me not to but I really do want to hear like the vocals that are being served so I personally will not be singing and so much so I actually might be like a little bit of a singing police like if somebody near me is like humming or something I will be asking them to stop like it's annoying um I think people are gonna sing no no no I no they should by the way because they're also doing three they're doing 3d versions so like I think people are going to sing, no? No. No. They should, by the way, because they're also doing 3D versions. So there should be three different viewings. Sing-along, 3D, and regular.

I think it will also depend what part of the country you live in. Yeah, and I just want to say, I am seeing the film on the Upper West Side where I feel like a lot of theater kids. It's by Lincoln Center. Like, I'm screwed. Yeah. I think down here I'll be in the clear. I think so, too. I don't think there's, like, going to be a lot of people

with, like, a singing voice that they want to shout from the rooftops, but I do think you're fucked. Yeah, no, I'm definitely fucked. I didn't even think about that. You should, like, go out to New Jersey to watch it. Yeah, I don't know, like, what region of the city I would be safe in. No, I don't think think about that. I should have went. You should like go out to New Jersey to watch it. Yeah. I don't know like what region of the city would I would be safe in. I don't think the city is safe. Well, on the one hand, the city is not safe because of the theater kids and like the Broadway

tie. But on the other hand, like city people, like they don't do stuff like that. They don't fuck around. So you might be safe, but I don't think so because of the aforementioned Broadway ties. Yeah. And like me being so close to Lincoln Center, like, you know, that's where they lurk in dark alleys.

I think you're seriously fucked. Like that theater by me, you know, the one that my husband always wants to go to, like no one is singing there. So, so true. No one is singing.

Mark's safe. Anyways, Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. Speaking of wicked, the telecast will be led by Idina Menzel, Alison Brie. I don't know if you saw that she wasn't there yeah but like others were christine yeah and it's like you could say oh maybe she wasn't there because like she has stuff going on like adina thing but she doesn't well she's at the macy's thanksgiving day for eight so like she she although i did see a video of like ari like Ariana and Cynthia being like sending a video to Idina.

Like we love and miss you. Like it appeared good, but it's weird. Maybe they're fine with her, but something at Big Wicked is not ringing true to Idina. Maybe. Bishop Briggs and T-Pain. Who? Today hosts Savannah Guthrie, Hoda Kotb,

and Al Roker will be on hand to present the celebration. Is this in the last year that Hoda does this? Or is this like one of her? Because she still has an NBC contract. I think this is outside of the Daily Show. And she'll still be on hand for temple events. Because honestly, there is no Thanksgiving Day Parade without Hoda, honestly. Yeah, and Al Roker, actually.

I feel like for me, I associate him even more. I completely forgot to share that I walked past Al Roker the other day on the street. And? He seemed to be doing well. I'm glad. Was he getting ready for the big day? Do you remember when he peed live,

like he didn't know his microphone was on, and he was like peeing in the middle of? Do you remember that? No, I actually don't. That's one of my favorite Al Roker moments. He's a king. He is. Also joining the parade with special appearances

are Jimmy Fallon and the Roots, Kylie Cantrell, Leah Salonga, Jonathan Bennett, Liza Colanzias, Tom Kenny, Gina Clare Mason, and members of the- Are you just making up these names? I've never heard of these people. And members of the WNBA champions New York Liberty with their mascot, Ellie the Elephant.

Okay, so when you say lineup, are you talking about for NBC? These are people who are coming through the broadcast? No, coming down the parade way. You're kidding. Are any of these people singers? Who's singing? I don't know. I wouldn't know if they are singers.

Besides the traditional high-flying inflatables, marching bands, and parade floats, the NBC telecast will also feature performing casts from Broadway shows like Death Becomes Her, Hell's Kitchen, and The Outsiders, as well as the iconic Rockettes, of course. Oh, my God. I love the Rockettes. To me, New York at Christmas.

What a sight. Like, I fucking love the Rockettes. Whenever I see those bitches doing their thang, I'm like, oh, shit, it's Christmas time, bitch. New York at Christmas. What a sight. Like I fucking love the Rockettes. Whenever I see those bitches doing their thang, like I'm like, oh shit, it's Christmas time, bitch. Then there's gonna be some new character balloons for This is Exciting. Disney's Minnie Mouse. That's major.

She's never been. She's never been, I guess. Then Extraordinary Nora and Elf on the Shelf. Okay. Gabby from DreamWorks Animation. I don't know her. Goku from Dragon Ball don't know Spin Master and Nickelodeon's Marshall and Spider-Man by Marvel which Spidey is having a

major moment in my house in this show Spidey and his amazing friends like I feel like it's really people are really getting into it go let's go go let's go go let's let's go. Go, let's go. Okay. Oh, my God. Harry's going to lose his mind. That's actually really me. I couldn't have asked for a better character to be introduced. It's clear I'm not in tune with what the kids are up to.

I never heard of half those people. And I think Marshall is from Paw Patrol. He's the Dalmatian firefighter. I know Paw Patrol. I'm happy. That's cool. That's cool. I'm going to watch, and maybe I'll be eating my words, but like, this sounds horrible.

Yeah, it does. But I also think that the big names haven't been confirmed yet. Like there will be, there will be some country singers, like there will be people that we know. And I just think like those announcements will be forthcoming. Okay. Yeah. I feel like Megan Maroney is going to do it because she has a new song.

It's like, I want a cowboy for Christmas or something like that's cute. Yeah. She's like, would be perfect for it. Yeah. It's like yeah she's like would be perfect for it yeah it's like an interesting level of fame because you have to be willing to like you know ditch your family and friends on Thanksgiving and most celebrities like they it's not worth it for them well yeah it means that you wouldn't be like in your hometown but if you're local or in the tri-state area like you get to go to the parade your kids get a great seat Andy Cohen always shows up literally does 30 seconds of work for NBC so he can get a seat with his kids so cute and then you go home and have the big the big day turkey turklicious oh you're not gonna I was gonna say who's cooking

but you're away I'm away yeah I will not this will be the first Thanksgiving in two years that I'm not I guess I only cook twice but still it's like a really big deal yeah that I'm not cooking so I can just relax put my feet up finally finally are you ready for our fifth and final story I am it's a Martha news because I'm in my Martha era and she's like beefing with her neighbor Ryan Reynolds I absolutely adore this exchange like as if I couldn't love I'm on a Martha Stewart high obviously anything she does like I would be gassing up but this in particular I enjoyed so a lot of things happening Martha Stewart is saying that her neighbor Ryan Reynolds is actually not funny in real life she said on an episode of built rewards is November rent-free game show with founder and turdies friend encore she said I know famous people she said you want to know something he's not so funny

in real life no he's not so funny he's very serious she said and that like just got so much news yeah then Hugh Jackman chimed in no Ryan Reynolds chimed in first yes yes yes Ryan Reynolds chimed in first saying he was somebody tweeted like a quote like a direct quote of what Martha said and then he said Ryan Reynolds said I disagree with her but I tried that once the woman is unexpectedly spry she really closed the gap after a mile or so I couldn't tell you what this means me neither and I feel like he's only proving Martha's point she literally said he wasn't funny and he's obviously trying to be funny and like I actually don't get it and then Hugh Jackman replied and he's always like sparring with Ryan Reynolds even though they're best friends and they go see Taylor together.

But he said, finally, someone says it about Ryan not being funny. Yeah. And obviously he phoned it in because he's like in bed with Sutton. And it's like, OK. Right, right. He got his like spidey alert that someone's talking about Ryan Reynolds and he has to join in. But it's back to that with Sutton.

If Hugh Jackman knew, like we've actually said it many times like Martha's not the first so just important to note I like I know Martha Stewart like doesn't give a fine fuck what these two have to say like she said what she said she meant what she said and she's probably right do you not I thought she was joking like that she was it was giving like you know she has her own you know she's she's so matter of fact I think she was seriously being like everyone says this guy's so funny like I literally live next to him. He's not funny. Yeah.

Did you see that somebody, I don't know who it was, but Martha's like, obviously, just like doing a lot of press in this moment. And somebody like went up to her with a microphone and was like, what do you think about the trad wife phenomena? And she was like, oh, I like that girl who lives on the ranch. I like her. Martha's like, I'm not crazy about the term trad wife,

but like, I like what that girl does. Oh my God your lives collide yeah they need to collab they do need to collab they were like she was literally like so matter of fact about it she was like I mean she has this amazing life these beautiful she's like an amazing mom she makes beautiful meals beautiful cows beautiful milking like it was she knew a lot oh my god i'm obsessed yeah oh my god martha needs like a network like which she should have had when before everything was ripped away from her yeah she needs a network like the magnolia network store and like to be cultivating talent if she likes someone like give them a show like we need a ballerina in this like later season of her life like she's done working so hard she worked so hard for so many years and nobody fucking cared

i agree she's not gonna do it now but that's like what we were robbed of. That's where Martha Stewart Omni Living Omnipresent was going. Yeah. Such a bad name. What was it? Omnimedia. But it was, she was the first one to do it. So now it would be like Martha Stewart Networks or Martha Stewart Media.

But she was coming up with a new name for like this concept that no one had. New industry. Yeah. And she came up with Omnimedia and it wasn't the right word and it is what it is if the stock was like mslo mslo and every time they said it I was like what who dat what the hell is omni media and then also I was watching her cooking show and and one thing she does that like I don't love is there's always people in the kitchen with her and she's like she has her like head of brand so she's like teaching to cook and it's like Martha just teach me please okay I don't need to like watch Kevin however like Kevin actually makes me laugh a little bit I hate to admit oh but in general I

don't like that like get everyone else like just you and me in the kitchen and that's the magic of Martha and that's what people fell in love with like and even their names like he's like the EVP of content at blah blah blah it's like Claudia it's like another word like company media I'm like what is this wait also I was looking for your birthday I was like it's a little extra gift gonna get you uh a Martha Stewart book you know what they're selling for on Amazon that $300 yeah and you can't buy me a book for $300 no and it wasn't even like an amazing condition it was like beat the hell up. And people said if I go to the library, they probably have it. Can you steal it from the library?

I could check it out. Yeah, and then by the way, if I fell in love with it and I was like, this book is changing my life, it's the best thing I've ever read, I would spend $300 on the one from Amazon. Okay, by the way, go to the library. I'm going to. I'm going to. So all's well that ends well at your local library where you could also vote.

But not today. There's no early voting today. If you haven't voted yet, you vote tomorrow. Don't forget to do that. Swirlies, we'll see you tomorrow. And if you're making an election day chili in the crock pot, don't forget to start it early because you're going to need a lot of hours to simmer. She's not wrong.

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