The Toast - To Recline or Not To Recline?: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Wednesday! It is hump day. This week there's just something about a short week. Something special. I am joined, it's very appropriate, by a girl who I would love to get my hands on to hump. Oh! It's the Snatchler. We humped all weekend. We did hump all weekend. It is the Snatchler. Our little sis Margo is joining us while Jackie is out today at some doctor's appointments. And I feel like like I feel blessed. I feel blessed to be here. Honestly look gorgeous Do I tell us about your like very relaxed cool girl summer fit? You know, I was really inspired by Sofia Ratti great

You were really inspired by all the birthday gifts you got from your extremely generous sister a hundred percent this shirt Luay they buy my sister Olivia Astray these shoes Hermes by my sister Claudia Astray. And then the rest is mine. But yeah, no, I'm just feeling quiet luxury. Yes, they're calling it stealth wealth. Yeah, I really am just like loving it. I should have worn my pearls. I got myself like some pearls. Snatchers in like a rich woman era. We're living for it. No, literally that I'm making everyone else buy for me. And I am dressed like a businesswoman in the middle of winter, but that's because I am going to a panel after this. Like our outfits could not be more different.

Well, I did wear a blazer over this because I have to go to work after, but I really just like, it wasn't about the oversized blazer, you know? Satch, thanks for making time in your extremely busy day for the toasters. You know, the last time you were on the toast was like somewhat recently. Yeah. And we had a bunch of guests that week. And I thought it was really interesting that the most downloaded episode belonged to the Satch I would have thought it was one of the big stars 100% I wish I thought I was the meat bottom of the totem pole just because like everyone hears

from me all the time you know I but not really ever since you kind of quit your podcast I quit my job you quit your podcast now it's like give us Satch give us Satch and so when you come on it's actually like a really big get for us. It's kind of better. Wouldn't you say? It's kind of better. So aren't you glad? Listen, I was never upset that you quit. No, you weren't. You supported me.

Whatever made you happy. Yeah. But now when we get you, it's kind of like, we nailed an interview exclusive with the big star. Big exclusive. We had such a fabulous weekend. We really did. This is actually perfect timing.

I want to feel happiness like that all the time. I wish. I think I said that literally yesterday. And then I said it to my friend yesterday I want to feel happiness like that all the time. I wish, I think I said that literally yesterday. And then I said it to my friend yesterday. I wish for happiness like this forever.

Yeah. Was Friday night, that was the night that Margot and I just like rogue a few hours before the concert, bought tickets, we hadn't planned it

and we ended up having like, that was like the best night of your life, right? No, a thousand percent and like, I can't believe there was a time like when we were like thinking about us going back and forth on whether or not to buy it and I just

like wish I could have told those girls like just just fucking do it it was not only the best concert of my life but the best night of my life no duh it was so amazing like you know when things like everything just works out yes and everything was working out for us like from for from everything like from the get of like once we got the tickets it was like the car the uber was easy uber was easy like the lines for the bar and the food were not so long like we end up being did you say like i didn't oh metlife stadium had like this really cool we didn't even know when we were buying our tickets that one of the section that we were in had its own like club so in terms of like bathroom bar and food it was like this little club for only people in our section it was like so

premium so premium there were no lines you have to like go upstairs like when you enter metlife stadiums like we literally just like entered on the floor or walked into our club walked into our club and it was like so like luxe what's the word like um humane it was so civilized yeah civilized um so that just made it like so much better. Also because like I don't drink water. Like I never have to pee. I peed six times on Friday night. Like I don't know what it was.

I think I was like nervous or like overwhelmed, but it was fine because the bathroom was like two steps away. Right behind us. No line. And there was no line. So like literally Taylor would like start talking in between songs. One of us would run to the bathroom. The other one would watch our stuff.

Yeah. And we would get back from the bathroom.'d still be talking she'd still be talking and that's because a taylor talks a lot and b um let's just be honest we did not wash our hands no i'm sorry i can't be bothered to do that i also had a 13 on my hand that i had written in makeup so if i'd started washing my hands every time i peed like it would have been gone no i just like there's no you don't have to give an excuse we don't have to explain ourselves like as to why we didn't wash our hands no like i took a shower have to explain ourselves as to why we didn't wash our hands. No. Like, who wouldn't? I took a shower when I got home. Yeah, of course.

But I didn't wash my hands once at the concert. And I'm not even ashamed. No, I washed them the first time we went. And then that was it. I was like, I'm not going to keep washing. I'm going to keep being here. What's new with Satch? What's new with Satch?

Give us a little update into the life of a fabulous Satch. Summer's coming up. I feel like you're always doing fabulous things in the summer. I do have a lot coming up. But not that much. Like, this weekend I have a things in the summer. I do have a lot coming up. But not that much. Like this weekend I have a wedding in Toronto. Beautiful. Beautiful.

And then me, Emily, and Ryan are doing our camping trip. Yeah. In two weeks we're going to Yellowstone, Montana. Do you guys remember at the beginning of the year when Jackie and I were talking about. I'm so glad you brought this up. When Jackie and I were talking about like our goals for the year. And I said like I want to take a few big trips and honestly we're halfway through the year and I've made no progress on any of them. Wait that's such a lie we went to Belize

we went to Portugal. Belize was last year. Okay no. Portugal was this year but I said I wanted to go to like London or Paris and then Montana and I was just kind of talking about how like one of my dreams is to go to Montana and then Margot just kind of kind of just mentioned really briefly and quietly that she was going to Montana this summer. Okay. For the record, I literally said that you could come. But you don't want to go to Montana the way that I am going to Montana. I know.

They're like sleeping on the ground. Yeah. We're like sleeping in a tent. It's like a nice tent. But like, let's be real here. You wouldn't want to do that. No, I would never do that. But like maybe if you had included me in some of the planning talks, like we could have found a beautiful, you know, hotel.

We don't that we don't want to you're such a freak like yeah I'm such a freak but also like it was just like next level like last year like being connected with nature like does your like facility have a toilet yes there's a toilet and a shower in the tent and is the toilet like a hole in the ground not a hole in the ground it is a a toilet. With plumbing. Yes. Are you sure? But we don't do number two in that. You don't? No. Like last year what we did and well, so last year like all three of us shared a tent.

Like me, Emily and Ryan. So it's like. It's a lot. It's tight. But this year we got two separate ones. So Ryan can sleep on his own. So maybe we'll make that one the poopy tent. Oh, that's smart.

But what we did last year was just peed in ours and then went to like the main lobby tent. And like those were like legit ass bathrooms. And that's where we would do our business. So like if you had like, you know, a big meal and you're laying in bed and then you get the runs. I have to walk up to the tent. Was it far?

Yeah. Yeah. I could never exude self-control like that. I don't have like really good control over my bowels. Like my bowels run my life. I don't run my bowels. I mean, hi. Me too.

But I feel like in occasions like that, like your body just knows when to participate. That's true. Also, when you travel, like you just poop less. Yeah. But sometimes your body will really work with you. Yeah. So I'm just like praying for that. But I'm a big lately like runs in the middle of the night.

So like hopefully we don't have that scenario. But if I do, I will figure it out. Just stick to the brat diet. Things that kind of bind you up. Yeah. But the thing is, is like you kind of have to just take what you can get when it comes to food diet. Things that kind of bind you up. Yeah, but the thing is is like you kind of have to just take what you can get

when it comes to food there. Oh. You know, it's not like. It's not like, well maybe if we stayed at my hotel we'd have a gorgeous buffet. Right, I understand

but we're, the point of it is to be like rustic and camp. No, I get it. I feel like the hotel that I would stay at is like extremely rustic. Okay, for sure.

I feel like they definitely have you know like a walking path. Listen, you are more than welcome to come. There, we have a space for one more person. We can kick Emily with Ryan. You can stay with me in the tent.

And then what like activities are you planning? Like, like hikes and stuff? Yeah, we're hiking. Oh, man. Horseback riding. Oh, okay. Fly fishing. Fun.

We're doing like a river float. Obsessed. Like you don't have to paddle, you just sit? I think so. Like this like wildlife tour. Cool. And then we're seeing like the old geezer. You know how that's like, you know what the old geezer is.

It sounds familiar from Yellowstone. Oh, sorry. Old Faithful? Whatever. I don't know. There's some stuff to see in Yellowstone, but for the most part, yeah, we'll be like hiking in like Yellowstone National Park. Oh, you're going into the National Park.

That's where Under Canvas is. Oh, that's actually really cool. Yeah. And like the views are crazy. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, you still wouldn't do it but it's cool like you see why one would no I totally get the allure but for me like I find like room service and spas like so yeah there's none of that there's not AC oh oh and also I'm out I'm out there's no chargers so it's like there's like just like charging boxes

everywhere like they have a million but like it's not like there's like outlets it's just like big and and you pay for that experience that's what people know because I'm working with under canvas no but like the people like they pay for to be tortured like that but it's not torture like they really do make it as like glam as possible yeah like where are you supposed to get an outlet in the middle of the desert at my hotel right my hotel. Right. My hotel has outlets. They have buffets. They have spas.

They have room service. I just feel like. But can you see the stars? Probably. Probably. You probably could see the stars from my hotel. Okay. I'm just saying like think about it.

I'll think about it. I mean it's booked. I know. I know. Ready to go. So just like another fabulous summer being in Counselor Slinch. Yeah. But then after that that which is in two

weeks I have no other trips planned. Yeah we didn't plan a lot of trips this summer obviously because we're on Bebe Watch. Bebe Watch. Which is fine.

Yeah. Fine. Also like we can if we like we're dying to go somewhere for a weekend like you can just we can pick up and go. We can book at last

minute yeah. Well so are you excited to join me here at the Toast? Like what have you been into recently like in terms of pop culture? That's such a good question.

We've, like, such different interests. I do have to say, as someone who does not watch Bravo or anything, I have been, like, sucked into the Scandavol at all. Yeah. Like, I haven't watched anything, but I've watched, like, any time there's, like, a reunion clip or a season finale clip on my TikTok, like, I watch it multiple times. Interesting.

Because I just find it to be, like, so interesting because I literally can't believe, like, someone like Tom Sandoval exists. Ex TikTok. I watch it multiple times. Interesting. Because I just find it to be like so interesting because I literally can't believe like someone like Tom Sandoval exists. I know. It's really crazy to me. Like I honestly I want to be as delusional as him. No it's actually inspiring. It's inspiring. The levels of unwell he is. Like to not give a fuck about also anyone or anything in your life like that's an achievement have we heard from Rachel no like not was she on the reunion yes she was like watching in the back so there's three parts of the reunion part two is on tonight oh and I think we might hear from her tonight she we did not hear from her in part one because before the reunion she um filed a restraining order against Sheena because she alleged that Sheena punched her and Sheena was like I just shoved her um

and so she has to sit in a trailer a hundred yards away watching everyone and then Sheena was like, I just shoved her. And so she has to sit in a trailer a hundred yards away watching everyone and then Sheena will leave and Raquel will replace her. Yeah, it was actually a pretty smart move. Yeah. Because then they had to like rejigger the whole reunion. So no, we haven't heard from her.

Is she being cast member, Rachel? She wasn't. That's the thing. I heard Andy on a podcast talking about this. Like she's always been James's girlfriend and the other girls like thought she was dumb and really never brought her into the fold. and then this season she starts becoming friends with like a lot of the main characters and it definitely got to her head in a way of being you know one of

the first people that production was like oh we got to recreate Raquel like she became what I think she really wanted to be for so many years and I think maybe she got carried away yeah 100% that's definitely part of it but up until this point no she was never ever like is she in the intro yes but they have everyone in the intro they have like lisa's son who's literally never on the show okay fine and then everyone also what i've been um sucked into was the summer house reunion oh you know what i don't watch but i also got sucked into the summer house reunion i started watching the season at the beginning and it just was bad and i and i was not like entranced at all. But the clips of the reunion

are all over my TikTok. Me too. And also like, I just love Paige. Me too. And I loved her outfit. I loved her outfit. And so I was really

wanting to see what the girlies were up to and it seems extremely contentious. It does seem extremely contentious between Lindsay and Paige. And I've always, like I've never been on Lindsay's side.

I've always felt like where is the reckoning of Lindsay Hubbard? Like she was always acting like such an animal and then this year they decided to have the reckoning yeah but I didn't really felt like she was doing anything reckoned she didn't deserve it like if anything this is the first season she's acting so mature she's in like a really healthy relationship she stopped drinking so I'm like why are we all coming for her now not in her toxic years you know what I mean literally like I have no idea what I'm talking about but I just know in the few episodes that I've watched like I why are we all coming for her now? Not in her toxic years. You know what? I mean, literally, like, I have no idea what I'm talking about. But I just know in the few episodes that I've watched, like, I've wanted a reckoning for Kyle.

Oh, by the way, Kyle, like, if you go back and watch it, now there's, like, this whole movement on TikTok. It's like, well, justice for Hannah Burner. Yes, I saw that. I saw that. Hannah Burner two years ago, like, really, they pushed her off the show. And a lot of it had to do with Kyle. And Kyle is kind of, like like a puppeteer almost. He like, because he's a boy, he doesn't really get in the weeds, but he's definitely like

a part of something. Uh-huh. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I agree. I think that there's a reckoning for Kyle coming up. Yeah. But like, it's too late now because he's married to Amanda.

Yeah. And so like they're a team and Amanda's friends with all the girls, so they won't. It's tough. It's complicated dynamics. For sure. For sure. For sure. Well, I think we're going to dive in because we have a lot to do today. We have the Fast Five and we have Dear Toasters.

So we're going to get some good advice from the Satch. I love to give advice that I don't follow. I know. And some of the submissions say about people with kids. Like you and I quite literally knowing nothing. Quite literally knowing nothing. But at least you can change a diaper. Yeah.

I feel like we can handle it counts. I think when do you think you're gonna change your first diaper when I have a kid so you don't love Kay Levi enrolled enough does it have to do with love also for the record when we were recording the redheads beforehand Dana had brought up she was like cracking up from that part and Brit and Dana were both like we've never changed a diaper either like that is not anti-duty it It is duty, first of all. It is. Like when your sister is in a bind, like you help out and you change a diaper.

Like that's love. That's love for sure. I just, I maybe, I... Even a pee? You would change a pee diaper. I could change a pee. I could change a pee. I could change a pee.

But not the poo. I like, it really like... I understand. Well, let's just say that I'm the number one auntie it really like. I understand. Well, let's just say that I'm the number one auntie in this group. How does that sound? If that's if that's what you need to continue changing them while I watch. You are the number one auntie. You need.

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is expecting a baby with his girlfriend, alfala and why is that interesting because she's 29 years old so the 82 year old actor and his girlfriend nor alfala are expecting a baby his rep has confirmed to people she's been linked to al pacino since uh april 2022 so that's a little bit over a year um and they share a daughter already the? The New York, I'm sorry. The New York native shares a daughter, Julie Marie, who's 33, his daughter, with his ex-girlfriend. Al Pacino already has a daughter with his ex-girlfriend named Julie Marie, who's 33 and he's having a new...

So Al Pacino shares daughter Julie Marie, who's 33, with his ex-girlfriend Jan. That's what I just said. No, the ex-girlfriend's name is Jan, not Julie. The daughter's name is Julie.girlfriend Jan that's what I just said no the the ex-girlfriend's name is Jan not Julie the daughter's name I know that's what I'm saying you said the opposite he also shares 22 year old twins oh wow Anton and Olivia with his ex Beverly D'Angelo who he dated for six years in the late 90s so that's just interesting that his daughter Julie Marie is 33 while his girlfriend now I feel like this happens a lot in Hollywood it does but like this is an extreme version for sure and I'm I just can't imagine at 82 you want to be changing diapers he's not gonna be I know I mean this is so crazy

I just think it's like I think it's crazy and but I think like more kids in the world the better but like sure I guess I don't know it's just like I always get sad when I think about it because it's like how much longer how much longer do you have and then the kid doesn't have a dad and that's someone who doesn't have one yeah it's a very sad life you know it's such a good point so glad you brought that up it's also disgusting yeah like an 82 year old having sex with a 29 year old like I can vomit how do you still have sex at 82 that's an amazing question I think for a man it's much easier. Because it's kind of up to the man. It is up to the man.

No pun intended. But if I'm remembering this correctly, you know, menopause, like, you know, you get very dry. Yeah. So. Yeah. But there's like things. Lubricants. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

For that. I don't know how you do it. But clearly Al Pacino's, you know, unless he just lays there. There's also pills. Yeah, unless he just like lays there. Cialis. What's Cialis?

Like Viagra. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the commercial that the two people in the bathtub's on the beach? No. That's Cialis. There's just so many, you know, useful big pharma.

Modern medicine, man. Modern medicine is amazing. I'm just like really grossed out yeah no i think it's incredibly like it's gross um wishing them a lot of mazel and yeah i wonder how julie the 33 year old daughter feels i mean i i just find like i would love to know about more of those family dynamics like that. But like also like especially in Hollywood, like there's so many weird things and connections. And I'm like, are we all just pretending this is fine or does everybody hate each other? No, they're all just pretending it's fine.

Because when you live in L.A. and like everyone around you is doing like weird things, it just becomes normalized. Right, right. I don't think anybody in L.A. thinks this is weird, but like we do. Yeah, that's insane. It's really gross. He spoke to The New Yorker about fatherhood in 2014 saying, I'm responsible to them. I'm part of their life.

When I'm not, it's upsetting to me and to them. So that's part of the gestalt. And I get a lot of it. I get a lot from it. It takes you out of yourself. So he loves being a dad. Clearly, I would hope so. I would hope so.

He's banking him out. Because he's got quite a few and he's gonna been doing it until the day he dies so true so wishing Al and nor a lifetime of happiness and you know good luck in her pregnancy on this journey our next story is the sweetest thing ever I don't know if you saw that Drew Barrymore went to the Eris tour I

did and she is gushing over Taylor Swift after attending the tour with her daughter she says I cried so hard. So she posted a picture of her kids, like a carousel. Yeah. It appeared as though she wasn't in the tent. I know. Like she kind of bought her own floor seats.

Love that for her. We love to see a queen supporting queen. And she wrote this really long Eris caption that was so really beautiful. Yeah. And actually like reminded me of how I felt. Yeah. After the concert. And if Instagram could load, I would read the caption for you. Sorry, Jackie usually does this.

So just give me a minute. The iPad is not working with me. Drew Perrymore. I'm just trying to pull up her Instagram. I'm like, is that so hard? Do you want me to pull it up on my phone? No, grandma can do it. Sorry, this page isn't available.

Okay, I'm going to pull it up. Okay, this page isn't available. Okay, I'm going to pull it up. Okay, this page isn't available. What is going on? I'm literally a grandma. I just want to read her fucking caption. Drew. Okay, got it. Thank you.

Pass. Oh, you want me to read it? No, no, I want to read it. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Because I thought it was really sweet. I want to remind myself. Ready you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Because I thought it was like really sweet. I'm like, I want to remind myself.

Ready? At Taylor Swift. I cried so hard when you sang Welcome to New York. I moved here not knowing where my life was going, and I actually found myself so happy in this chapter. I also cried watching my daughters and cousin Sadie watch and love and sing to someone so admirable. You.

Caps. Caps. I love you, Taylor Swift, with like 10 exclamation points you are the role model all of us girls and women need thank you for one of the best nights of our lives we are so lucky to have seen your show you're oh so giving three hour show p.s we listen to you on vinyl every morning to get ready for our day. You transcend and make life beautiful. Everyone passing beaded bracelets around, witnessing the good.

It's true. Yeah. Literally, first of all, I love Drew Barrymore. Like, everyone makes fun of her because she's, like, so emo. And, like, sitting on the floor. Sitting on the floor with people and, like, touching eyelids with people. But she really is this, like, big kid. She's got so much love to give.

She's really, like, a lovely person. And I love this caption. She's got so much love to give. She's really like a lovely person. And I love this caption. I love that she went to the concert. I love that she like knew, she like knew about Taylor. Also like she gave justice for Welcome to New York a little bit. Right. Even though people were not. And Drew Barrymore only moved to New York recently for her show.

Right. And so I think like she wasn't talking about how this song, you know, helped her as a kid. She was talking about how it helped her as an adult. As an adult. And I thought that was really sweet no really sweet and like I just I'm like living for all the celebrities going to Taylor let's talk about that I have so many questions about logistics oh of course but I feel like there was you know a time when like so many celebrities were like not afraid but just like anti-Taylor a little bit and like there's been

so many celebrities who have like spoken out against Taylor because for so long it was just like the thing that people did. Right, of course. They like made fun of her. And so I know now, and I feel like she wrote about this when she wrote that essay,

like 30 Things I Learned When I Was 30. Like she doesn't seek validation from like Hollywood or celebrities. And it has to feel good, but I think that she doesn't care. I think she really cares about like the fans. So it's a little like. No for sure.

And I'm just like so confused by like some of the people popping up. Like I feel like there's people that are like obviously like Cora Taylor. Yeah of course. The Tellers. Mariska Hargitay. Gigi Hadid. Hoda. Yeah.

Hoda? Yeah. I feel like Hoda is like. That's because she always goes on GMA. Yeah I just feel. No GMA is not Hoda. Hoda? yeah I feel like Hoda's like that's because she always goes on GMA yeah I just feel no GMA is not Hoda Hoda's Today Show oh

I just feel like Hoda's like I don't know I just I feel like Hoda's like a nice person who's like always been friends with Taylor I can't explain it

I have no proof okay sure but then like I feel like I just Bradley Cooper Random Random Julia Garner

Paul Rudd Paul Rudd Lin Paul Rudd. Lin-Manuel Miranda. I was going to say Lin-Manuel. Well, I think they did Cats together. I think Lin-Manuel was like involved in Cats. Oh. So it's just like confusing to me.

And then also, how, like how does one get in the tent? Like say you're like A-list celeb, not even A-list, but whatever. And what do you do? Right. I think. Because you can't just like call Taylor up. No, you call Tree up. Taylor's publicist.

And you're like, hey, I want to be in the tent. Yeah. And I think Taylor's pretty open. I mean, we were talking when we were at the show, we sat right behind the VIP tent and we saw Molly Ringwald, which we thought was like an interesting. That was an interesting one. Right. So I think they're pretty, you know, lax.

Also, I saw a video of Andrea Swift because she's in the family tent. She's in a separate tent. And I Swift, because she's in the family tent. She's in a separate tent. And I think Michael Strahan was in the family tent. Interesting. Because someone was like, how the fuck did you get this video? It was so close. It was like, you had to be in the tent. And someone commented, like, the girl she's with is with Michael Strahan's daughter.

Interesting. That's very interesting. Right? Like, was the friend's tent overflowing? I do think that the friend's tent like this weekend was like definitely packed. Also they have snacks. Did you see that? What?

Yes. It was in someone's video. Emrata. Like I can't. And in the background of it was like snacks and food. Like catering. You know what? That makes sense.

Yeah of course. But they're going to keep going back and forth. I also saw there was a couch. Is there? Yeah. Which I thought was interesting. Where you could lounge on the couch. Right.

But there was a couch. Maybe it was for Kelly Taylor Taylor because Kelly Taylor did show up in a wheelchair yes she did she like she broke her foot or something but I think I think I saw someone hoist her up and she just like stood in place yeah not even a broken foot could I mean how could you stop her to sit during the Taylor Swift concert is couldn't be us couldn't be us couldn't be us we only sat between eras because someone actually DM me that before we went to the first show they were like hot like pro tip sit between every era or else like you're not gonna be okay and we took that very literally no we really recharged between every era yeah um I just love Drew Barrymore I really I'm in like my Drew Barrymore era I feel

like she's like people are really So much of her stuff Like goes viral now It's all due to like Her talk show And I just feel like It's having a really good effect On like her reputation And she just seems like

A really sweet lady She really does Her and Kelly Clarkson Like the Doing like Those TV shows Like I You would think is where

Your career like Kind of goes to die Stalls But it didn't I feel like it's giving them A new life No between Kelly Oakey I mean Kelly Oakey

is just like next level and then Drew Barrymore is like really unique interview style I think both women are kind of like taking the industry by storm

I couldn't agree more and I'm really happy for them and I love to see it me too we gotta get on there we gotta go would you rather go on Kelly Clarkson show

or Drew Barrymore Kelly Clarkson show I just thought I'd ask come on have you ever seen an episode of The Toast no I know I just wanted to throw it out on Have you ever seen An episode of The Toast No I know I just wanted to

Throw it out there Mostly because I would Make Kelly sing with me Right You know what she would A moment like this Some people wait A lifetime

For a moment Even though I think She's like probably Over singing that song Probably She'd have her sing Toast Some people Stop

I feel like she would Andy Grammer sang toast when he came on the toast i love him i love him too um okay ready for our next story yeah some really kind of disgusting royal news you've not believed what they've done this time what prince george has been forced to do chores by prince william and kate middleton no fucking way so in remarks that resurfaced this week kate middleton revealed that she expects her children to do chores, especially during school breaks.

While visiting a goat farm in Wales last year, Middleton shared that Prince George's chore after Prince... Wait. Middleton shared Prince George's chore

after Prince William pointed out a robot silage sweeper. So she says that was George's job at half term, moving feed. They added that their three children were learning how to get involved in the farm at their sandringham estate sandringham we're trying

some agroforestry as well william added according to the outlet i don't understand anything that is being said so basically they have a farm and when the kids are on break they make them work the farm for like a minute and i think this is their attempt at like being real with us. They're not doing a really good job. Yeah, because we don't have farms. Also, like no one is expecting them. Like you saying that they're doing chores, like I automatically don't believe you. Like no one's expecting them to do chores.

No, they're also saying that they do chores when they're like on vacation. Right. Not like when they're in school. It's not like a regular thing. They do chores only when they're on school break. Right. Like have them take out the trash. Yeah, the thing is like I just're in school it's not like a regular thing they do chores only when they're on school break right like have them take out the trash yeah the thing is like i just can't see it no same it's not at all it's not computing their kids are so cute though they really are i feel like i just recently saw new photos that like um the palace released like the portraits yeah

they're so cute no they do it like the the youngest one louis is that his name i can really like never remember i believe it is i know there's george there's george charlotte and louis yeah yeah yeah yeah cutie and charlotte is like a carbon copy of kate i know it's really cute um i feel like also the pr team or like the social media team for the family of william kate yeah i forget what they're called i think they're called kington Royal. Oh. They do a very good job on social media. Yeah they do. Like they put Kate on like a mom podcast. Like they do a good job of releasing portraits and they have like and they're not like these old stuffy like royal portraits. They look like they're having fun. No and they look like portraits that like people on The Bachelor like run into a field and take you know.

Yeah. They're like very millennially very Instagrammy they do a really good job yeah how does one get that job i feel like it's actually like a really not fun stressful job for sure are you kidding no like every amount of like approvals you probably have to go through and like the amount of times you have to read your caption before you post it making sure you're not posting on your own account yeah i mean like remember when the pope's social media account accidentally liked like three photos from a OnlyFans model? No. Yeah. And it was like clearly like one of the archbishops like social media people just was on like thought he was on his own account.

That's frightening. And they did a whole investigation. They couldn't find how they mysteriously liked this photo. Oh my God. But like it was the official Vatican. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It was humiliating. See, that's why the follow. What's the what was that page called? The following page? The following page, yes. That's why, but I loved that thing. Wait, I need to bring that back. Did you get an update on Instagram yesterday? Ginormous Instagram stories? Yes. They made the circles that you tap for everyone's stories fucking huge. Yeah, I don't know why. It's like half the screen now. I don't dislike it. Me neither. I mean, I really go to stories first regardless. Always. I never scroll my feed. I scroll my feed

if I'm really bored. Yeah but I'm like always watching people's stories. Me too. It's so interesting to me. Me too. I'm like when I realize I'm like posted six seconds ago

I'm like you gotta stop. No and like it's really weird because when you first start following someone their stories like come to the front of your feed

and it's like so embarrassing. Because then they think they're like oh this person just followed me and she's obsessed with me so like I had that like what like I recently started following Brandon Charnas okay and literally his stories come up first in my thing so I'm like I just look because like whatever yeah and quite literally he probably thinks I'm like stalking him Margo they always come up first I don't know why so now do you like

actively avoid no I am not ashamed like I'm I'm not stalking it's just what the algorithm is feeding me a thousand percent but it's humiliating yeah it is humiliating my god if I just spent like less time on my phone I wouldn't have these problems it's impossible but we all know that ain't gonna happen that ain't gonna happen we have two more stories and then we're gonna do dear toasters but the two more stories are brought to you by Squarespace. I know you were like, is this brought to you by Squarespace? Margo, they are brought to you by Squarespace. Okay? Okay.

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But like, it's not what you think. Raven Simone is speaking out about her dating life and saying everyone she's ever dated had to sign an NDA. Interesting. I wonder if that's like the norm. Yeah. She opened up on the Howie Mandel podcast, which was the scene of the crime for Tom Sandoval about what dating has entailed for her as a Disney star before she married her wife.

She said all of my relationships, especially obviously when I started dating, I had to get people to sign NDAs. It took me a while to wrap my head around it because it's very impersonal, but someone in our position needs to do that. It's true. When she was asked, when she,

at what point she presents the paperwork, she answered, before the naughty time comes. So before they have sex. Oh. She said, no, I'm serious,

right before that. Like she could go on like six dates with someone, not have sex with them, and they wouldn't sign an NDA. But I guess if things are getting like steamy, she literally has to like open up her file cabinet. And it's like, wait,

hold that thought. And fetch, fetch her paperwork and her notary. She says, welcome to being a celebrity in Hollywood these days. It's true though. Nowadays,

hashtags, real life, they change the dynamic of having an intimate relationship with somebody. That's fair. As for when she asked her now wife to sign an NDA,

the actress recalled that that moment was crazy. It came almost two months into seeing each other. We were in New York. We were in this outdoor French type of restaurant and my mom had been bugging me about it. got to get it signed you got to get it signed

and I'm like she's from the industry and my mom was just bugging me so I was really reluctant because I knew something was different about Miranda she's like I don't understand because she knew that we had something different like it just felt different right and so when she presented presented it um are you okay the girlfriend her now wife was understanding because she could tell that Raven was being pushed to do this by someone else or someone else um I mean that's horrible I just want to say like but I feel like everybody does that I can't remember who I feel like I heard this about too I don't remember but I feel like I heard this about too.

I don't remember. But it was like someone who's like. I think it was a man. And like every girl that they have sex with has to sign an NDA. Well there's. It's like a one night stand. There's that thing about Kris Jenner. That like literally everyone who enters her home.

Before she even. Like in her foyer. There's a stack of NDAs that everybody has to sign. That's like an old rumor. And I actually think Kris Jenner. Spoke on it. And was like yeah it's true. Like hello.

By the way. A hundred percent yeah like that makes total sense to me no but that also just must be horrible to live like that why because you can't trust anyone yeah yeah and like when it comes to dating like that's yeah and I find it interesting that she has them sign it before they have sex because we forget like Raven is a Disney queen like she's still on Disney Raven's home so she has to have like a really kind of perfect image yeah that's true and maybe she's into some freaky shit for sure and that's okay I saw it and this is a complete tangent I love but I saw this video of andy cohen and he was talking about the

kardashians reunion yeah and how like it was so fucking juicy but like all of it got cut out and he was like if i ever got a cutter director's cut like yeah it'd be like crazy shit and in my head i'm like why are you even saying that i know it's like i feel like now like now like the kardashians are gonna be like mad yeah i thought that was so weird i thought it was like I feel like now like now like the Kardashians are gonna be like mad yeah I thought that was so weird I thought it was like a like a bad call on his part to say that yeah yeah I agree I just thought that was so but what I remember he was like it doesn't matter because they own it all right and I'm just like but I remember the Kardashians reunion that Andy hosted and I actually thought it was pretty decent yeah no it was like decently juicy yeah but knowing that it

could have been more like now it felt like a waste of time. A hundred percent. Um, also have you ever signed an NDA? Yeah. Like for brands for work. Yeah.

Like that doesn't count, but I mean like, no, have you, I don't think so. No one's ever like made me sign one before walking into a party or whatever. Maybe I'm just not getting invited to the right parties for,

I mean, I'm definitely not. Um, yeah, no, I'm definitely not. Yeah, no. I'm definitely not. But are you watching Kardashians? I am. Did you watch episode one?

I watched episode one. New episode comes out tonight or like tomorrow. Oh, it's when? It's like midnight, whatever. Oh, yeah. I am watching it. I thought the first episode

was really good. I'm like really interested in this Dolce & Gabbana thing. Me too. Like that's like a weird fight. Like I need to more it's so niche obviously I know but like I mean I'm kind of team Kim duh yeah and did you see did you watch the first episode yeah I did and did you see Chris like gassing her up to do it for sure also the fact that she even thought like I shouldn't like I might not do it because of Courtney and then everyone around her saying like you should.

Right. She's going to do it. Also wasn't it months. I need better like timeline. She said by the time the show comes out it will be like five months after the wedding. By the time the collection like hits stores it'll be like 10 months. Yeah. So.

But what I thought was interesting from that first episode that we learned and this is what me and Jackie spoke about is that the family's relationship to Dolce & Gabbana is through Chris. Yes. It's Chris's relationship. So if anyone has anything to say, it's Chris. And the fact that Chris sanctioned it means it's okay. Agreed. Totally. Right? So I'm going to hear Kourtney out, but I'm just never on Kourtney's side.

I was about to say, I'm never on Kourtney's side. I just feel like she hates her sisters. I feel like she hates her life and hates her job. And the only thing she wants to do is lay in in bed with Travis yeah and like take her kids to school which is a valid life if you want to do that but like stop going on tv because also it's like if this is the first time she was saying all this fine but we've been hearing it for years I know and it's like the same thread I thought like maybe in this the hulu show like things would be different but it's definitely like the way she feels yeah so it's like it's so shit or get off

the pot no but it's like we have to hear about your boundaries again it's like my god so put them up go yeah go i agree um okay you ready for a fifth and final story i am oh this is like a little study because i'm not gonna lie the stories were fucking horrible today you guys i apologize but this was like a little human interest news that i found interesting a report on the new york post that 40 of restaurant food poisoning outbreaks are caused by sick employees. That's disgusting. So sick restaurant employees are responsible for about

40% of food poisoning outbreaks with known causes between 2017 and 2019. So the CDC did like a whole study on it. Of the 800 outbreaks reviewed by the CDC and of the CDC

from 875 restaurants during the span, norovirus and salmonella were the most common causes. Got it. So while 85% of restaurants claim to have policies restricting sick staff from working, only 16% of the policies detailed what symptoms should require workers to call out sick, including vomiting, diarrhea, and sore throat with fever. So the CDC investigators have called for better enforcement on comprehensive food safety policies

which emphasize basic measures like hand washing in addition to keeping workers who are feeling under the weather at home so that's just so crazy well I was gonna say and also the reason I was on my phone I will circle back on that in a second but also I feel like people people don't want to work sick it's about their management right like they feel like they have to come in but also did you see that story in the New York Times about how they interviewed like 15, what's it called? Airline flight attendants. Yeah. And it's like they came back with like 10 hard facts about how you should act on a plane.

No. And I want to go through it. And I'm trying to find it. It's on the New York Times Instagram. Okay. In the meantime, let me just say, I feel like whenever people get food poisoning from a restaurant, they just assume they have bad food right that's like your assumption not that like the person who made it is sick yeah yeah it makes it like kind of like even grosser yeah of course no and like then now I'm just I need to know where I got the notovirus like I know I got it from Ben but like where did

Ben get it from and every time I start to feel like a little nauseous whether I'm like in the back of a car like having like um when I got the notovirus little nauseous, whether I'm like in the back of a car. Every time I'm like having like. When I got the notovirus, did you get it? No, I somehow did not. It was like you, Jackie, Zach. Zach, Ben. Yeah. But every time like I'm having like an episode, I'm like, please let this be a one time thing.

No, I quite literally like every time I feel a little bit off, I'm like, I live in fear, constant fear that I'm going to get the notovirus. Me too. Okay, ready? Yes. A flight attendant's etiquette rules. So basically the New York Times spoke to one flight attendant who shared 12 airline etiquette rules, which aim to strike a balance between your own reasonable comforts and thoughtfulness to those around you. Okay.

Number one, keep your socks on. Of course. If it's a long flight, by all means, relax and take off your shoes, but there's never a reason to take off your socks. Keep your feet to yourself. Duh. For sure. No one wants to hear your FaceTime conversation. You don't need to hear both sides of that conversation. Boarding an airplane is not the time for your goodbyes. It's time for you to concentrate on finding your seat and stowing your bags as fast as possible. No, just like put in headphones.

It's really not that hard. Yes. Okay. This is interesting. Everyone has the right to recline, but there's a polite way to do it. I don't agree. Be aware of your surroundings before reclining. Peek behind you and see what the situation is.

And nicely ask if that person minds. I am very anti-recline. I'm pretty pro-recline. If the person in front of me reclines, I'm allowed to recline. I know. But the thing is, is like there's always going to be somebody who can't recline. Whether it's because they're in the last row. The person behind them has really big knees and is like, please don't.'s really tall there's a baby or like a car seat so there's like a couple people on the plane who can't recline for whatever reason and so for them like I just

don't feel like chairs on airplanes should recline and I know this is like a thought a hot take that not everyone agrees with Brian thinks I'm crazy I do not think you should recline because even me leaning all the way back and then someone's chair being in my pussy like that's not comfortable okay but I'm saying if the chair in front of you has reclined you will stay up right no then I'll recline right but like I just wish the person fucking in front of me wouldn't recline okay fair but like my my stance is if the person in front of me has reclined I will recline I just I think reclining is inhumane like I'm so against it I think that they should take it out I don't think that it's fair I understand and then it's really not fair for the person who gets the seat in the first row because they recline and then there's

nobody in front of them and they're living the life of the life of but that's what they get for getting the first row I know I just I don't I really don't like reclining and I know that that's a hot take I do not like it okay next the middle seat gets both armrests it's the consolation prize for being squished between two people with nowhere to lean case closed okay i agree i agree but i just want to say from a financial point of view like all three people paid the same yeah if middle seats were cheaper right which they arguably should be but and they're not i don't know we all paid for this seat like we all paid for one and a half armrests you know yeah i don't know if i agree with that either i do i think i think that they should be like shared yeah i actually think

the person in the aisle no you know what the middle person gets both the middle person gets both headphones are a perfectly acceptable conversation ender overly chatty chatty seat mate headphones are a great way to keep from being the sounding board for your neighbor who can't take a hint agreed agreed no and that's it the person who's chatty like they need to be spoken to a hundred percent they need to be escorted off the plane yes like that is not okay yes like okay in the beginning you make a little chat whatever sure but if you're talking to a stranger that you don't know the entire time and like you know every now and then two people who both want to talk get seated next to each other and that's beautiful and I love that for them but most of the time it's a torturer and

a person who just wants their peace of course and the torturer can't read the room that's what I don't understand like you can tell when someone doesn't want to talk to you duh they keep putting their airpod airpod like back in the second you stop talking yeah you're like oh they're like sorry wait what'd you say like shut up yeah shut up Shut the fuck up It's so true Okay by the way Wasn't that interesting That was interesting Thanks when I asked you If you had any stories

Thanks for not bringing that up Well Wench I didn't think of it But I did now Wench But I did now But I did now wench

Okay Lulu Not Lulu I'm sorry Dear Toasters Is our weekly advice segment We write in every Wednest day We do three submissions They're from Deartoasters at gmail.com And you we write in every wednesday um we do three submissions they're from

deertoasters at gmail.com and you can write in about anything and it always stays anonymous don't worry queens we've got some some really fucked up shit going on today ready i'm ready first submission hey girlies i am desperate my longtime boyfriend of four and a half years who i'm on track to get married to just came home today with four random horrible tattoos. Now he had two other tattoos that he got while we were dating

that I approved of and I liked them a lot but he did this on his own randomly after work today. He texted me after he got them drawn up and thank God I had my phone on me

and I said verbatim do not get them. They are tacky and they are ugly. But he did it anyway. They are just so Pinterest board 2010 like cringe boy tattoos.

I legit cried when I saw them and we had a fight of course. This is making me question everything now and I have to live with looking at them every day. I don't think I can go through

with marrying this man that I love so dearly. I really don't think I can get over this and my ick is guys with bad taste in tattoos. I need your advice. Please send help.

P.S. They are all eye themed. Maybe like evil eye. I guess that is like a little cringe. It's a really specific ick. Yeah. I evil eye I guess that is like a little cringe really specific ick yeah I just want to say this is like not a breakup deal-breaking thing it is like there's obviously other things like if for you this was such a deal-breaker like there's something else

like you don't like him that much yeah but that is annoying no it's definitely rude like tattoos when you're I don't know it's also so random after work to go get four yeah it's like a crazy thing to do not like it's like oh I was out with my buddies and I got one but it's also um kind of nuts to like if this was a girl and she got a tattoo and the guy was like I don't want you to get them we'd be like fuck off bitch my body yeah but I don't know with a guy it's like it's our body yeah you know and that's definitely unreasonable of me to say but a tattoo when you're in a long-term relationship I do feel like it's like our tattoo even for if a woman were to get it too it's like do you share that tattoo because you both have to look at it right

it's a family decision yeah see I feel like Margo's right like there's definitely something about this relationship that you don't like because you might be mad and pick a fight and you'd be entitled to but to like really want to break up with someone like it's kind of crazy. Yeah. I'm just feeling like there's something else going on here. Me too. Or like you needed a reason. You needed a reason.

No. Yeah. I needed a reason. Why? X marks the spot where we fell apart. He poisoned the well. I was lying to myself. Literally, this song is about you.

I knew it from the first old fashioned. Sure. You never had a shotgun He poisoned the well. I was lying to myself. Literally, this song is about you. I knew it from the first old fashioned. Sure. You never had a shotgun shot in the dark. You don't like this man. There's something else going on. You have an itch.

You need a getaway car. You have an itch. And I really am choosing to believe it doesn't have a lot to do with the tattoos. Like, you are like put off by this man and there's something else

going on in the relationship because this is hella dramatic. You're entitled to be mad but like to want to break up. Something else. And by the way, maybe that something else is valid also no of course but you need to you need to reflect yes you do you need to look inward sorry i know that's like the worst advice anyone could give you but it's time to reflect or maybe just think about why is this bothering me so much why is this bothering me so much all right are you ready for our next one? I am. Hey, Turdiluan Jax.

I'm, oh sorry. Hey, Turdiluan Counts. I'm currently pregnant and I am due mid-July with our second child. My husband is a gamer. He's very addicted to this one game. He'll play about 20 to 30 hours on a weekly basis. He has a full-time job and he still manages to play that much. I asked him if he was going to take at least a month

off when baby number two comes and he said no. He said he has, quote, commitments to these people that he plays with and he will call our family to help me after the baby is born when he has to play we have a two-year-old also who will need a lot of attention as well am I crazy for wanting him to take time off playing to be involved and be available to help with the two kids thanks for the advice uh no no is he making money from gaming uh even if he was like no but like like, seriously, if he was making money from gaming and it's kind of like a job, and it was like,

to support the family, like, all right. But he has another job. There's an argument to be made. This is nuts. No, I just want to say, you are quite literally not crazy. Your man needs to grow the fuck up.

Grow the fuck up. No, this is so not okay. And the fact that you already have a two-year-old, which means you went through the pregnancy birth. And he probably did this already. Girl. Girl! You should spill water on his PS2 or whatever.

No, you need to sit this grown-ass baby fucking down and be like, dude, you're a dad. Yeah. You literally need to treat him like a teenager. You need to throw away the key, lock up the cabinet, and be like, no games for a month. Yeah, ground him. The fact that you really have to require, and be like, no games for a month. Yeah. Ground him. Like, the fact that you really have to require him and, like, beg him to do this is really

unacceptable. And you actually need to have a serious conversation with him. Because I feel like gaming. I have commitments to these people. That's going to just live right through my head. You have a commitment to your children. To your baby. And wife.

No. I feel like some people, like, with gaming. No, it's crazy. Like, it can be a mental illness. Yeah. It's an addiction. No, like. like like he probably thinks in game yeah and like dreams in game yeah you know like you know when you're reading a book that's like really good and you like dream in the book yeah that's like the craziest stuff no no it's like you just are entranced into this world yeah have

you read any good books lately oh no I like have been um trying to start happy place by Emily Henry I have such a hot and I just like haven't been in like a reading mode but I need to get back into it I have such a hot take you don't like Emily Henry Emily Henry is like not a good writer I don't feel a certain way about her honestly like I barely read any of her books the only book I've read I think is beach read which I liked and then all the other ones like you guys didn't like like people who meet On Vacation was so bad Book Lovers was so bad like the fact that like she's just because of Beach Read become one of those people where like whenever she reads writes a book like everyone reads it like why she she like they

treat her like a Colleen Hoover like or like an Ellen Hildebrand like no yeah I know that's like an extremely hot take like I just don't think any of her books are good sorry yeah I don't have I really don't have an opinion on her like I don't follow her career I don't read her books I read Carly Fortune's new book maybe it's like I heard it's not good it was fine I actually think you would like it like it's not life-changing sequel or just a new book no it's just a new book and it takes place in like the same region got it of Canada okay I'll add that to my list it's cute it's like not like read it when you're not expecting anything okay it's fine great she's like a decent writer like I like her i like her too and now i'm reading the new may cobb what is hunting wives girl oh she wrote did you read hunting wives no oh oh my god read that next

i'm so jealous of you it's the best book yeah it's like literally perfect it's a perfect book oh oh my god okay and now she has a new book and it's good she likes to write about like these like wealthy neighborhoods in texas which is always fun. I love that stuff. Where like the women are crazy and drink wine and go hunting. Did you ever read On a Quiet Street? Yes of course. Did you like it? Loved it.

So good. Recommended it to everyone. Yeah. So good. So good. But I haven't read like amazing books recently. We're not going to talk about it. We're not going to talk about the one that like actually ruined my life.

And the book club. That Margaret made us watch. It's really so crazy how people can have such different strong opinions and we're so similar when it comes to really like it kind of confuses me like it boggles my mind do you read any celebrity memoirs ever no i feel like i would maybe enjoy yeah but no it's just like not my genre you should read josh peck's book really i always recommend it to people it's such an underrated book like it's so interesting like not only with the Nickelodeon being a child star he talks a lot about like the money he gets very specific but also being like so fat and like how that really fucked with him yeah and then how

he lost the weight but then also he went through like a four-year addiction to drugs like right he has a lot of different chapters of his life and it's extremely good I feel like it's the perfect celebrity memoir and I feel like people don't talk about it enough okay um and also on my list is I heard Minky Kelly's book Jackie told me Minky Kelly's oh I've been seeing that everywhere yeah it's on my list a whole clip about her and um what's Taylor Kitsch oh what well because they dated did they oh my god yeah they dated during FNL during Friday Night Lights but he was the one who was friends with the cast and she wasn't so like it was really hard for her and they were on and off so like when they were off and like broken up she was like she was miserable she was like I didn't

have like my girlfriends because everyone was like friends with him oh my god but she like said like she didn't actively try to be their friend because she had him oh that's so interesting yeah um let's talk about Tyler Kitsch just for one second. Sure. Tyler Kitsch. Sure. What happened to him? I don't know.

Where is he? I don't know. I think he's like still in Texas. He's so hot. He should be on Yellowstone. He should be on Yellowstone. Like one of the spinoffs. He should be on Yellowstone.

Put him on 1923. He should be on Yellowstone. Yeah. Yellowstone he should be on. Yeah Put him on 1923 He should be on Yellowstone Yeah Yellowstone he should be on Yeah Duh Duh That's the best call

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I had to shave my legs. I was really upset. I had to shave my legs, too. Okay, ready for our final and third Dear Toasters. Good morning, girlies. I'm a longtime listener. Love you dearly. I don't even know what kind of advice I need,

but here's my situation. This is my second Mother's Day with my husband and our own child. We both have kids from previous marriages, or previous relationships, excuse me. Last Mother's Day, I didn't do anything like I had hoped, nor did he get me a card or a gift, and gifts are really my love language.

Fast forward to this year, there's still no card and no gift from him. My daughter's dad helped her get me a gift and she gifted it to me that morning. I was so thankful for that. My question is, do I let this slide with my husband or should I let him know how I feel? I hate to be a naggy bitch wife, but this isn't the first offense and last year I made him feel really, really bad about it and I thought maybe he would learn his lesson, but I guess not.

Sincerely, a heartbroken and sad mama toaster. Oh, I was going to say, like, does he know? She spoke to him about it last year and he still didn't do anything no it's not okay like seriously that's and also do you get him something for father's day that's a good question not that it really like matters because you shouldn't yeah like if you've said like this is my love language like whatever then he should obviously respect that yeah that's sad you said something and I'm sorry there's a special place in hell for people who don't respect mothers like I'm sorry duh I'm sorry like it's really not okay and it's really especially if you didn't do anything last year the bar is so low flowers a carn whatever happened to hello how are you like come on yeah that's like really

unacceptable and I hate when you just have to like ask for something that's so like ask for something that's so bare minimum obvious and that it's like I have to ask you to celebrate me it's like embarrassing yeah I but you know what you have to say it you have to say because also it's just gonna keep going and then it's gonna turn into just such a resentment no yeah if you could try and bite the bullet like as quickly as possible Margo's right like this could be one of those things that festers and then like years down the road like you find yourself bottling up all these feelings

and then you start yelling at him. Exploding. And he's like, what did I do? And like you don't really know but you're really still mad about the first Mother's Day you never got a gift

and every Mother's Day after that. Yes. Communication is key. That's really kind of the takeaway a lot of times from Dear Toasters. Communicado is key. Communicado is key. Are you a good communicator, Counts?

I'm terrible. Are you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you are. Yeah, like if I'm feeling a type of way i don't want to know about anything until like it's like forced out of you will yeah that's like kind of like your toxic trait no no i know and it's like things like i would love to talk about it but you don't know how i just like can't i can't do it why i just like can't get it out you need to work on that count yeah well that's your toxic trait what's mine where do i begin don't be rude your toxic trait this doesn't feel like a fun game

i know it feels like one of those games that they play on housewives before everyone starts killing each other but now that i ask like i want to know like what's my toxic trait in terms of like being a good sister friend wife you know yeah person um toxic trait you really are great thank you but like really you could say it um maybe just like that you like expect and get like the creme de la creme of like anything okay yeah no I'm definitely like a diva diva yeah but I'm really not no not like diva like mean diva no no I know I know it's just like but it's like if we're at stagecoach, like you get the nice room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I did like find a book, the house, and I thought that would be like a good way for everyone to repay me. And I was like,

you know, under the weather because of my Z pack. So I thought, you know, I thought I deserved it. I don't think, I didn't think I, I just should get it because I wanted it.

I thought I deserved it. Like if you had booked the house, like maybe you would have gotten the room. You know, that's actually a really good answer. That's definitely one of my worst qualities. Like I just. It's okay. We all have things.

Like I need to be comfortable. Yeah. But your level of comfort is different than many others. Oh, I wanted to update everyone because I was posting on social media last night about getting dressed and staying alert. You know, I'm doing this thing where I'm trying to go out

as much as I can on the weekdays. Yes. To see Taylor. Oh, yes. I did not see her. I feel like you guys would know if I did.

Claudia texted me. I was like, want to meet me for a drink and we can watch out for Taylor. My dinner was wrapping up and I'm like, she's not here yet,

but like, it's still kind of early. I had an early like business dinner. So I was like, maybe tonight. I'm like, should I like get another drink and you'll come meet me and we'll just sit

and watch Britney Spears themed Broadway show. How was your Broadway show? You had such a weird night. It was so funny. Like I, what was the show called? It's called one more time. And it's all like,

um, Britney Spears songs, but it's basically about like all the Disney princesses and how like they are like, um, what's the word? Let's put it out. Like, it's basically like what's wrong with all of them. And it's like how Cinderella are like, what's the word? Let's put it out. Like it's basically like

what's wrong with all of them. It's like how Cinderella's like, she wants more. Right. It's like their toxic traits. Yeah, it's like Snow White, like how it's like so fucked up. Oh, like that she's like,

oh, what did they say? That they just found her sleeping in the woods and like she was literally abused and like, but we take it as love. Wait, they're like pointing out all the flaws yeah and so

it's like they're trying to break free out of the Disney universe the princess universe oh that's cute um it was funny I mean it's like we went with

Ryan and like he lived for it so it's like the perfect really it's a perfect thing to go with like you should go with Ryan like like a gay night out

well we went it reminds me it sounds like we saw and Juliet which you Ryan I would love and you and Emily should go. It's set to the music of Max Martin, legendary pop producer. Yes, of course.

Backstreet Boys. He's done Taylor. He's done Britney. He's done Cher. He's done Celine Dion. Literally everyone. You would die. And it's what happens if Romeo and Juliet actually don't die.

Got it. And it's all about Juliet. And she like goes to Paris and she like wants to be free and it's actually a really cute play like in terms of like you know a coming of age story yeah

but the music is so good and the girl I don't know how much longer she's gonna be on but the girl who plays Juliet she was just on the Kelly Clarkson show she was

amazing I swear to God I never heard a voice like that in my life oh my god really yeah what about Jessica Vosk it's up there with Jessica Vosk

she like her big big moment at the end of the show she sings Roar by Katy Perry. And it's chilling. Oh, okay. Wow. It's so good. So, highly recommend it for something to do in the city.

That's our show. Kizity, can't thank you enough for filling in today. Of course. Happy to be here. It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. Do you know what that's from? That commercial in Israel.

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