The Toast - Toast Herstory: Chopping the Tarts (Original Airdate Wednesday, May 4th, 2022)

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Watch the original episode here on YouTube. -Dave Chapelle Attacked on Stage at Hollywood Bowl By Audience Member Armed with Weapon (Page Six) (10:40) - Lili Reinhart Slams 'Starving' Kim Kardashian Over Met Gala 2022 Diet (Page Six) (18:00)- Post Malone Expecting First Child with Longtime Girlfriend (Page Six) (24:01) - Intruder Disguised as Priest Spends Night at the Queen's Windsor Castle (Page Six) (27:44) - Aaron Judge Homer Leads to Fans' Wholesome Moment (NY Post) (37:48) - RHONJ Reunion Recap (40:01) - Dear Toasters ([e-mail]) (45:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)The Toast PatreonMerchLean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. So don't forget to hums someone you love. Speaking of someone I love, I'm joined for the third consecutive day in a row, which is so sickening given the fact she just gave birth. It's Jackie O' morning toast, original recipe. Original recipe. Hey guys, happy to be here. It's really catching up with me. Like it's a little too much too soon. Oh, really? But I'm happy to do it. This is such a big week. So I'm running on adrenaline, running on steamy vibes, running on N-Log. You're running on steamy vibes.

I am feeling quite steamy because it's always warm in here. It is always warm in here. We've got to fix that. And we're always wearing sweatshirts and leggings and Air Force ones and twinning. We're literally wearing the same outfit. A couple of clowns. Again, this is like embarrassing. I know.

What's with us? I guess it's the Air Force ones. I know because they're just such great shoes. You have to wear it with a crew neck. Yeah. And we're just always wearing crew necks. And I just have decided like until I'm where I want to be in life, physically, mentally and emotionally, it's just going to be a sweatshirt from me.

I don't care what month it is. I tried the first time I came into the studio to put together an outfit because I was like, you know, so excited. And I looked horrific. And so now I'll just be covering everything until I'm ready to show you guys more. You're like literally going to do a full reveal in like six months. Six months, yeah. Well, we've got a great show for you guys today.

It's Wednesday. And we've got Dear Toasters. We also have an update from someone who wrote in about something particularly vile. So that'll be exciting. Jackie did not watch The Real Hospice of New Jersey reunion part one because she has a child and priorities. It was like hanging over my head all night and I woke up in the middle of the night to pump and I was like, I could watch it now, but then I didn't want to wake my mind up because I needed to go back to sleep. It's not worth it.

It was only part one. No. It was part three, maybe. Perhaps, but I was really excited to watch it. And I just didn't want to rush it. Like, I want to watch it when I want to watch it. It was really good. And I have a lot of thoughts.

I feel like it really, and what my main takeaway is, we haven't even spoken about this, how it's been widely reported. I think it's like pretty much true that Jackie Goldschneider was demoted to friend of. I just, yes, but how can they make that call before the reunion? And why make that call before the reunion? Like, see how things play out.

I feel like it's such a mistake. And after watching the reunion last night, I'm even more like cemented in my belief that it's the biggest mistake of all time, especially because if they don't want the show to continue to be like everyone just tiptoeing around Teresa, They've like now changed the landscape and the dynamics so much. It's such a mistake.

It's so wrong. I'm like, I'm actually really furious about it. And I never thought I would feel that way because I was a Jackie Goldschnader, like, hater up until recently. Yeah. And I might be caught from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric. Which is always good to know. Don't forget that.

Don't forget that. So we are excited to be here. We're coming off our Megala extravagagga gongsa, which was very fun and exciting. I know we didn't get to all the looks. Like there were still hundreds left. But I feel like we did. what needed to be done. We did the bulk of it.

I don't recall, maybe there was like one or two after where I was like, shit, we didn't mention them, but there's so many people. So many, and we did what we had to do. And that's what we're going to do here today at the morning toast. This is our final episode of the week because for anyone who doesn't know, tomorrow's like a really big day.

I'm performing at Madison Square Garden. Tickets available at girl with no job.com slash tour. It's going to be fabulous. And I'm also doing a show tonight. Oh, my God. I keep forgetting about that. A little warm-up show. Chelsea Music Hall.

It's going to be good. It's going to be fun. Like an intimate night with girl with no job. You know, it's a fireside chat. Ooh, look at you, Teddy Roosevelt. Elizabeth Holmes. FDR. Yeah.

Is that what she did? I don't know. Fireside chats always remind me of like tech companies that like spend money on these like, you know, team outings. And it's like, let's go to a cabin and do a fireside chat. They were always doing fireside chats in younger. Yeah. But, you know, it's FDR who started that.

No, I didn't know. Little fun fact with the advent of the radio. He would do a fireside chat and talk to him. talk to the nation. Wow, you really learn so much when your co-host is a historical friction freak. Freak. Freak. Is that nice?

Is that nice? Got out of bed three days in a row over this, bitch. It's not nice. It's not nice. So what else? What's going on with you? Not much. We recorded the Redheads yesterday.

Always a great time with the girls. They're so funny. They are. They are. It is just like a hysterical podcast. We should be in the comedy section, except we like being in arts, so we are higher in the charge. Always in the top, yeah.

Yeah. Comedy is a really competitive category. It is. Like those office slates. fuck them like they're always if you have a podcast find the most obscure category that you can put it in so that you have a chance at hitting number one and that's also I'm so glad you brought that up because when you see influencers sorry this is like so shady and mean of me but like when you see influencers be like yes like we're chopping chopping the tarts

topping the charts new episode they're like tricking you into thinking that their podcast is popular when it's not there just in like a random obscure I know that's really me to say because like our podcast is so big and I should really be more humble but I won't. They're just tricking you into thinking that their podcast is big when it's actually not. It's like easy to be the biggest fish in a puddle. Wow, Shadee. She's coming out swinging.

I said what I said. I will say if your podcast is number one in any category, like it's not teen dining. Yeah. But it's not, you know, number one in comedy. It's not Joe Rogan call her daddy. You're not, Joe Rogan. You're not Conan. Redheads used to be in society and culture, but it was just like a little too depressing.

So then we moved over to arts. Oh, that's better? And now, yeah, society and culture is, like, probably fourth or fifth most competitive. So what do you think it goes by? I think it goes... I'll tell you, because Apple sorts it. That's my theory. They have the...

I think it's news and then comedy. It's news and then comedy and then perhaps sports. But the way you can... The pull down is not alphabetical or anything, which leads me to believe that it is based on... That feature isn't even there right now. Hold on, hold on. Yes, it is. I looked at it yesterday.

I'm always checking the charts. on the top right where you just work by it wasn't coming up oh you know what and i got a new phone so maybe man my pot and okay all categories here we go first news second comedy third society and culture wow moving on up i feel like because everybody puts their podcast in society and culture because it's a very big umbrella right fourth business biz news fifth true crime that's interesting we're literally sixth in comedy right now six sports so we're six in number two that's pretty good we're six in number two And then health and fitness, religion and spirituality, arts, education. Maybe we should move to education seems less competitive.

No, totally. History, I got to start a history podcast. I'll be number one every week. TV and film. That's actually pretty... That's surprising that it's so low. Yeah, a lot of people throw theirs in TV and film. We do TV recaps.

We could be number one in TV and film every week. Let's move over. I'm so sick of Conan and the office ladies. Totally. And Heather McDonald, she's always in front of us. Science. We could do a show about Elon Musk, number one every week. Technology, music, kids and family.

leisure. That's a nice, that's a good. I mean, I feel very at peace when listening to the Morning Toast. I do think we would qualify for leisure. That's really interesting. Then fiction and then government. Woof. Woof. Yeah. No one's listening to government podcast. I'm shocked. Speaking of government, we have an amazing show today. Anything else you want to catch up on before we dive right in? Oh, one thing that I actually wanted to catch up on, that's not a story, but I feel like I would be were mis-devastated and heartbroken, if I didn't mention it, was Jessica Simpson's Instagram stories yesterday. Yes.

She had a birthday party for her daughter, and, you know, we heard rumors that her in North were friends with her daughter, but we didn't really have proof. Now we have proof. They had, like, kids are obsessed with these squish mellows. Do you know them? No. I'm sure I'll get you know them soon. Squish mellows.

They're like collectible stuffed animals or whatever. So I think her daughter had, I don't know if it was her birthday, but North bought her present, so it looked like it might have been her birthday. they had like this movie night squish mellow birthday party and not only was north there and she brought her a gift that was a pair of sneakers and Jessica was posing pictures of them Penelope was there too

I saw the picture, so cute I think the kid just had a birthday party because that's how we learned that they were friends and that Kim wasn't at the party so maybe this was just like a movie night in the backyard and a pickup truck because like that's what celebrity kids do it was so cute sounds like an ideal night for me

like an adult laying in the back of a truck watching a movie on a Calabasas Cliff you're living the wrong life sister 100% like the fact that I wasn't born Jessica Simpson or Nicole Nicole oh my God

the fact that I wasn't born Jessica Simpson's daughter like is my cross to air yeah there was a mistake in the hospital there was a glitch in the matrix there was a glimpse I'm done like I'm really fucking done I can't even talk today you are chopping the tarts though I'm chopping the tarts and the tarts

are chopping me 100% I need to get like my brain in my mouth more connected because I have a show tonight Like I need to start focusing on the words in which I speak. But that's good. Make the mistakes now. I think we should get right in because we have some great stories to chat about. We have Deer Toasters and we have Claudia's going to talk a little New Jersey.

So without further ado, do-to-do, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Today's episode of Toastery is brought to you by jovial foods. It's no secret that the better you eat, the better you're going to feel. And that's why we always turn to Jovial when stocking our pantry. As an Italian family-owned business, Jovial is committed to bringing organic, authentic Italian food here to the U.S. From their super famous gluten-free pastas and mac and cheese to fresh Italian tomatoes, olive oil, and so much more. If you haven't tried Jovial yet, where have you been? I have to say, shout out to Jackie.

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day, Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at Hollywood Bowl by an audience member with armed with a weapon. So last night at the Hollywood Bowl, they were filming Netflix is a joke, and Dave Chappelle was doing his set. Towards the end of the set, around 1045, shocking footage shows Chappelle standing on stage as an audience member, charged and slammed him to the floor. Seconds later, the attacker was tackled by security, and then he was beat up thoroughly by a bunch of the people backstage.

The man who lives in Los Angeles was arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon. He was armed with a knife and carrying a replica handgun with a blade inside. He was taken to the hospital before he was booked early Wednesday into jail on $30,000 bail. I have so many thoughts.

My first thought is like, I really feel bad for Dave Chappelle. There's nothing scarier than being tackled, especially like when you're just like such a target, just standing there under a bright light and everyone else is sitting in darkness. I also feel bad for Will Smith because in one way or the other, this is his fault, and everyone's going to figure, everyone's like saying that already.

So I know that wasn't his intention when he slapped Chris Smith. Chris Smith. I'm not okay when he slapped Chris Rock. I know that wasn't his intention, but via the butterfly effect, here we are. And I'd also like to say, I don't understand how this happened because the Hollywood Bowl is like a really legit venue. And you're telling me, through all the security, we all have to put up with that a man with a Replica gun got in.

And a knife. But the knife was inside the gun. So like, you're telling me, like, when he walked through that metal detector or, like, nothing went off? Like, the knife is made of metal. If the replica was not made of metal, then maybe it wouldn't have set it off. But, like, also, they serve to our tings or going through my tampons. I can't bring an Advil into a club.

Right. But a replica gun in a knife, okay. This is, like, a huge oversight on the behalf of the Hollywood Bowl, like, security team. You can't even, like, have your phone at a comedy show. I know. And I hate to blame anyone. other than the person who stormed the stage. But a lot of, a series of events had to occur

in order for this man to get into the venue with his items and be seated close to Dave Chappelle. And so, while it is this man's fault 100%, I'm just so curious how something like this happens in this day and age, like, okay, you can't stop someone from storming a stage. Like we all are human beings with independence. But you can stop someone from bringing a knife.

Yeah, and they didn't. You would hope. Right. Maybe you can't. so this is so this is awful like this is really really awful I saw the video looks like Dave Chappelle is totally fine physically um which is good and everyone was able to you know laugh it off right after the tackle Chris Rock came on stage and gave Dave Chappelle a hug and asked was that Will Smith then Dave Chappelle carried on and made some

jokes he was about to announce a musical act and so you know everyone I think was able to carry on right because he was done with mostly done with his set which I to bounce back and have to continue performing is literally sounds horrible right so I think they made it okay it will be unclear if it's going to be in the special I don't know what they even should do about that well we were just talking about that general this is just like setting a jarring worrisome precedent for like comedians being fair game for verbal and physical assault right but we were talking before the show about like whether so they're filming Netflix is a joke is a comedy festival that Netflix is putting on and of course they're filming a lot of the talent to make content

for Netflix comedy specials. So I'm sure that this whole evening was filmed. I'm sure that they have the incident on camera. And we were going back and forth as to whether Netflix should put this in or not. Like part of me, actually, I want to say no completely because then this guy becomes a celebrity and then other people are going to be like,

wow, if I want to get on Netflix, all I have to do is tackle a celebrity. And I think it like encourages bad behavior. Yeah. Even though part of me was also thinking like, it's like such a horrible thing. I don't know. I don't know, I'm, I'm leaning towards no.

It's like what really happened, so maybe you should just put it in. Plus, I think after, you know, when everybody, I think it was like Chappelle's crew and his personal security and I think it was not like 20 people who beat up on this guy. And it was definitely a very big reaction, but fuck around and find out. You don't just get to charge someone with a knife and then say that the reaction is too big afterwards. Right, no, that's 100% true. But I imagine that like perhaps Dave Chappelle doesn't want it on television, his entourage. Like, it looks bad, 20 to 1.

but you only don't see the one guy who stormed the stage with a knife. Right. So this is just like terrible. It's really fucking scary and terrible and it's just crazy that it happens to Dave Chappelle who's the biggest comedian in the world.

He has, you know, swarms of security. He's in an environment, it's like a legit venue. Right. It's sponsored by Netflix. Like you would think that something like this couldn't happen at an event like this to a person like this, but here it is happening. Right.

And even with like the, statistics of like the stage being, you know, some stages you couldn't really jump up. They're too high. They're too far. Still at the Hollywood Bowl, it could be done. It's so scary. And honestly, I'm sure he's fine, but I hope he's fine. I think it rattles anyone.

Everyone. I mean, not to make literally everything about me, but like when you're on stage and you hear a weird sound, like it is so scary, but you have to keep going because most of the time it's just like a sound. It's not someone storming the stage. So, like, your heart stops, but then you have to keep going because people are like, what's wrong with this bitch? Yeah. So for that to actually be something real is so scary.

Like, it's every person, human beings, not even comedians. It's every human being's worst nightmare. Like, being attacked for no reason? Yeah. Luser energy. Like, oh, this goes beyond loser. And this guy got his ass handed to him, which is exactly what he deserved. I'm sorry.

There were photos after of him on the stretcher and his elbow is dislocated from his arm. It's gross. It's really gross. But fuck around and find him. find out. And that's the moral of the story. That's the moral of every story. I was just going to say that. It is the moral of every story. Yep. So we'll see what happens if Dave responds, what will come of this. Dave only responds to things like in comedy format. Like he's not going to release his statement. Right. And this is also like really Chris Rock's first time speaking out about

the Will Smith thing. Right. Really. Because how crazy that Will Smith, that Chris Rock was there. Right. No, just so weird. Yeah. it's not okay like we are not okay no as a society we are unwell unwell and this is got to stop if you come to my show just saying and you get on stage and like you try to touch me

like I what happens after that is on you like I will literally I'm a big bitch like you do not want to fuck with me like I'm strong no and she's got a lot of people in her corner no and like you don't want to mess with me to make the show you do want to mess with me but you don't

no and like okay I like that like his team escorted him off stage but like if you're going to come out and try and embarrass me like I'm leaving you on stage and I'm beating you up in front of everyone like you don't get the privacy of back a backstage it's a public flogging all the cameras coming out for a public affair and I'll tell everyone to get their phones out wow okay yeah there we go but then you'll make like the toasters are are civilized so they are I don't know a toaster after a couple of spritz she'd get wild true that are you ready for our next story yeah a little more controversy Lily Reinhardt slamming, quote, starving Kim Kardashian over her MetGala 2022 diet.

Yes. As we reported yesterday, Kim shared that she lost 16 pounds in three weeks to fit into the Maryland dress, and that did not sit well with Lily Reinhart, who took to her Instagram story on Tuesday and wrote in text to walk on a red carpet and do an interview where you say how starving you are because you haven't eaten the carb in the last month, all to fit into a fucking dress, so wrong, so fucked on hundreds of levels. The star who did not call out Kim by name added that it's disgusting for celebrities to admit to starving themselves considering how many people idolize them. She said, quote, to openly admit to starving yourself for the sake of the Met Gala, when you know very well that millions of young men and women are looking up to you and listening to your every word, the ignorance is otherworldly disgusting.

Okay, I have so many thoughts on this. I guess this is that backlash you were talking about. I really hadn't seen any, but now I'm familiar. And she doesn't say Kim by name, but she might as well have. She wasn't talking about anyone else other than Kim. No, no, no. Which I just don't like to single out Kim because I watched all the interviews and Venus Williams was like talking about how she's so hungry

and like how she, and all these other girls were like, I can't breathe in my dress. So to single out Kim for and blame her for the entire culture which you perceive to be toxic is unfair, first of all. Second of all, the way that Kim framed it in the sense of like this for her, this is a role. And we've heard a million stories, Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Jared Leto, like people always like dropping and gaining like 40, 50 pounds in short amount of times. I don't see any backlash there. So like why is it, it's just like for me, it's like whether the argument about Kim is valid or not, it bothers me that it's always Kim.

It reminds me of like when Kendall came out with 818, people really upset because they thought, you know, it's a Mexican, it's made in Mexico and it's a Mexican drink. And there's totally an argument to be made there. But like, why do these arguments only come out for the Kardashians? Like nobody said anything about Casamigos. is George Clooney Mexican. Nobody said anything about, Surrock is P. Diddy Russian?

So it's like these, whether they're valid or not, like the fact that these conversations only happen around the Kardashians, like it bothers me. It does. Yeah, it bothers me as well. And I agree when Kim says

she's training for a role. You may not like that her role is considered, you know, just to one night, a fashion's night out. But this is perhaps one of the most iconic things that Kim has ever done. I took no issue with her.

sharing what she did. And also, she didn't lose 16 pounds because she wants to be skinny. She had to fit into a dress. It wasn't like, you know, I need to be this weight so I can look good at the mac gala. She needed to be a certain weight so that she could fit in the dress. Right. And I personally, as a person, the way that I feel is I would rather someone like shred for the wed and let us know what they did and that it was really fucking hard and not just like,

oh, I just happened to fit into Marilyn Monroe's fucking dress. I agree. I think that when celebrities pop up on red carp, it's looking insanely stunning. And they're like, I just had a burger at the hotel. Yeah, I think that contributes more to, like, toxic body image. Because you're like, why don't I look like that? Yeah, because I just had a burger and I can't fit my ass in my jeans. Whereas I know why I don't look like this. Because I have eaten carbs for three weeks straight.

I wasn't doing two a days eating tomatoes. I agree. So, like, don't get me wrong. I mean, in celebrity culture, there's so much toxicity when it comes to body image and weight. And it's hella problematic. But I prefer someone to be completely transparent with me. than just showing up looking like sheer perfection, leaving me wondering like,

well, if she's just a regular girl, how did that happen? There must be something wrong with me. Right. No, actually, I know there's nothing wrong with me now, thanks to Kim, because I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. Because you're not putting in that work. Right. So I don't know.

I just, there's so many about things, and maybe it's just because I'm a chemologist, like if this was someone else, maybe I would feel differently. But I really don't think so. I don't get bothered when people talk about their journey. I really don't. That's just me. I'm, I look the way that I am, I look the way that I do because of decisions I make.

And I guess, Kim is for Kim. Kim is extremely influential, but I don't know. I think this is a stretch. I do. But I know a lot of people don't agree with me. Even in the comments yesterday on YouTube, people, people are like furious at Kim. So like, you do you, I'm not furious. I think I would feel the same way about the premise of the argument if it were any other celebrity,

but I'm just more invested because it's Kim. Yes. Lily Reinhardt was beefing with someone that I'm not, like, obsessed with. I don't really know if I would think too hard about it. And I mean, I think for Kim, like, she's been doing this her entire career, like letting us know when she's losing weight, gaining, like posting her workouts, letting us know when she's on a diet, when she's having vignets in New Orleans. Like, and I'm, she's gotten backlash all along.

But I think for her, like, she doesn't care because, like, on principle, she doesn't have an issue with it. It's not like, oh, oops, I'm sorry. I didn't know that I did that, you know? Yeah. No, I'm just, there's like a few things about this. I just also don't like singling out one person. Like, call out culture.

Like, don't, the issue in celebrity and in Hollywood with body image and weight is so big. And it's not Kim Kardashian's fault. I'm sorry, it's not. So to, like, center the whole argument on Kim, I think is really unfair. Yeah. And just everybody has different experiences. and everybody, like, feels differently about what they're seeing, whether, you know, you're someone like Lily Reinhard, who this is upsetting to you, but you could have, be someone

with Lily Reinhardt's same experience and see this and not find it upsetting. Right, right, or like, triggering. Right. Yeah, I just, I'm not agreeing with Lily Reinhardt on this, like at all. No, me neither, but I do, a lot of people do, so. Yeah. There you go. There you go.

Our next story, a little exciting fatherhood, no-oos. Nahoos. News. Exciting fatherhood news. Post Malone is expecting his first child with a long-time girlfriend. Who knew he had a long-time girlfriend? Not I. Post Malone said, I'm excited for this next chapter in my life.

I'm the happiest I've ever been. And for since I could remember, I was sad, he told TMZ. Time to take care of my body and my family and my friends and spread as much love as we can every day. That's so gorgeous. Sources close to page six said the couple hosted a private party with friends and family in Southern California over the weekend to celebrate the exciting news. That is just like so traditional.

So sweet. I had no idea he had a girlfriend. Love this. I love to see Post. I'm so sorry. What? I'm so sorry. So the article said sources close to post.

So I just end page 6, so I submit it to the New York Post. Oh no, sources close to Post as in Malone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, of course. That is so funny. That is very confusing, though. I feel that. I love this for him. I feel like, you know, Poste's growing up.

I feel like hearts are breaking everywhere. As he should be. So my heart goes out to all the girls who thought that this would be them, and it turned out that it wasn't you. I see you, I hear you, and I'm here for you. Did you know that he had a long-term girlfriend? No clue.

No clue. That he was just like this family man. No, I love that. The thing about Post Malone is like, you think you know him, but you don't. Right, and like he lives in Utah. He loves country music. He's very unplugged.

He loves guitar. He has his priorities in order. No, it's actually so true. Like, especially for how famous he is, he could be, like, anything he wanted, living in the biggest house in Beverly Hills. But you're right, he's like a weirdly traditional rural king. Right, like having, like, a little gender reveal party.

It's so chuggy. It's chuggy. Post Malone is chuguegy. Postmalone. Cheugalicious. Chugalicious. He should make his own remix. Chugel delicious.

Post. Dep, Depp, post, post, post, post, post, post, post, post. too delicious post below makes the girls go loco um love that for him beautiful beautiful beautiful happy for him know that i am well we've been getting a lot of hate comments about our singing i saw like is this your guys first time watching has something changed nothing like i i just can't believe like if you or like someone close to me had a voice that was like as good as mine i would make them sing for me all the time and i'm giving it away for free yeah and there's always a reason behind the song like

we integrate it into the stories. Because we got our reason. Just like you. When you, okay, we'll stop. But like, it's really upsetting. It's just a little random, considering we've been doing this for five years, that we always have a song in our heart. You know what it is?

I think this little instrument, like, has definitely increased. It's simple math. When this enters the equation, we have to sing more, you know? Yeah. Give us a song, any song. Honey down, we gonna have a good time. A thousand hands up to the sky. We gonna get toasted tonight.

Can't let it fade. We gotta sparkle in our eye, can't let it wait. I'm counting down until we start. We're renegades. We come to play, and we play hard. Two, three, four. Hunt it down, we gonna have a good time. A thousand hands up to the sky.

gonna get toasted tonight do i keep going no wow habin fan no i'm kidding um yeah i think as long as there's like a cap of 10 to 20 seconds on the song i don't know why you guys are complaining it's yeah and also like just notice the gift in front of you and be grateful don't be ungrateful okay don't be don't be all ungrateful okay our next story a little security concerning security news an intruder disguised as a priest spend the night at the queen's windsor castle and it wasn't me How that fuck is this always happening? And in Trudeau disguised as a priest, conned his way inside Windsor Castle on April 26th,

and even spent the night, leaving just hours before Queen Elizabeth made her return home. He said his name was Father Cruz and claimed to be a friend of the battalion's Padre, the Reverend Matt Coles. He was invited in and offered something to eat in the officer's mess, a source told Britain's talk TV.

The source explained that within a few hours the man was drinking with officers in the bar and started telling stories about his life, including that he had served in Iraq. He was telling lots of tall tales, and the lads were enjoying his banter and having a few drinks. It was only later when he started talking about how he had worked as an injector seat test pilot

and had some organs replaced, that the chaps started to get suspicious. Security apparently did not conduct any further investigations into the man, and authorities were not alerted until the next morning just three hours before Queenie returned to Windsor Castle from her 96th birthday party at Sandringham. Oh, my God. How lit. This sounds iconic.

Yeah. The thing is, like, not only is this, so abhorrent to you know intrude into a person's home but to do so as a man of god just takes this man of the cloth this takes it to another more disgusting repulsive level i mean yes though i do could understand the urge to like get close to the queen and just like want to be you don't think we all feel that way right and want to be in her space but this is unacceptable and this has happened before in the past we saw in the crown and you would think like what's the um the queen's peeps called like her ladies and waiting no no no those aren't don't exist anymore like scotland yards thank you myself

scotland yards should be on top of this thank you myself sounded like dana only only true sorry this is going to be an extremely hot take only true fucking freaks talk to themselves okay that's just a hot take Well, I had a dream last night that I was talking to myself, that I was, like, looking in the mirror, and I was, like, thinking that I was seeing, I was talking to someone else. And then I realized I was talking myself. I was like, oh, I was gotten crazy. One time, Ben, like, okay, one time my friend Jenna was like, I just ran into Ben on the street. She texted me. I'm like, oh, my, that's so funny.

She's like, yeah, he was literally, like, mumbling and talking to himself. And I was like, what? She was like, yeah, it was kind of weird. And then I told Ben, I'm like, when you saw Jenna, like, what? were you doing? And he was like nothing. I'm like, she says you were talking to yourself. He's like, no, I wasn't. I think he might have been like going through something because he was literally like wandering around the streets like mumbling. That's so weird. Like I talk to myself all the time, but my lips don't move. That's called thinking. We all do that. Your lips don't move. That's called

thinking. Duh. I'm doing it right now. True. That's a really good point. Yeah. We're all allowed to think to ourselves. I'm saying verbalizing it is weird. I'm sorry. But like I do find myself like thinking in conversation version, like talking to myself. Still, doesn't count. Okay. The only time I think I've ever like spoken to myself when I'm not around is like only like this.

Powering yourself up. Oh, I mean, yes, before I show. Power poses. That doesn't count either. You are smart. I guess I talk to myself a lot. Because like unless I'm like, let's say I left my phone on this counter, I come over and I'm by myself, I go to get my phone off the counter and it's not there.

I will say to myself, like, that's weird. Yeah. Even though if no one's around. Yeah, yeah. I guess maybe, no, I still think it's weird. I guess I talk to myself sometimes. Like I'll just be around my room like, Brut-Doo, Brut-Di-Doo.

Tristan. Strasson. Brasson, Strasson. Brasson, Strasson. Brasson, Strasson. Brasson, Strasson. We have really gotten out of control with Theo's name. With Bryce and Thrice.

You know, we haven't done in a really long time. Do-D-D-D-D-Dora. Do do do do Diodora Dura Dora the explorer Perfect angel Dora Crunchy delicious Dora Bruno's cousin Dora

My one and only Dora Special boy Dora Thick juicy Dora Floppy ears Dora What little nose Dora Waging tail Dora Sexy Walk Dora

Dora Do do to Dora. A. To do the Adora. Oh. Do do to Theodora. Dora the Explorer. Stunning.

Okay, I'm sorry for those last few minutes, you guys. It's safe to come back now. What was this story? The queen had an intruder. Oh, right. Unacceptable, like an embarrassment to her security. And the fact that this has happened not once but twice is disgraceful to the crown, to the monarchy,

and to all of England. Honestly, I cannot do a British accent. Agreed. Do it. Brother. Gran. Let me in, Gran. Let's just talk.

I want to come to the party, Gran. Party? Let's talk in British accents. I find... I can't do a British accent. I can only do Prince Harry. Yeah. I can't do like any accents.

That's why I'll never really make it as a comedian. That's so true. Because like... You can't do impersonations. I can do Shakira, but that's it. That's not enough. No. so like what would you do as like a southern accent hey y'all yeah how y'all doing hey brava that's not southern

hey brava could you do australian yeah hey brava you're so fucking in the way trying to have a conversation i can do french hey brava no you could do french au revoir brava you could do hebrew shalom brava i don't know how to say hello in any other languages um yeah that's a good point. Spanish. Ola, brother. Oh my God, I just remembered something I did. I have to unburden myself.

I did. Did. Jackie? I don't think I can say it. Now you have to. It is. I'm literally going to cry. Oh, my God.

I did. This burden is coming from the depths of her soul. I did the most embarrassing thing over the weekend. Like, I actually. That's so funny. because I asked you on Monday if you embarrassed yourself this weekend. Oh, my God, I just remembered. I was really high, like, really high.

And I'm going, I actually don't want to say it. I'm, like, so ashamed. Let it go, says. No, I can't. You have to set it down. You have to un. You have to un. Paint a picture.

So me and Ben, like, we got high at this party, like, on pot. And I got, like, a little, like, I don't like being high in public. Like, I really don't. So I was like, can we please leave? And he's like, yeah. So we got on. a cab and when we got in bed I was like feeling much better you know and I started to enjoy like being high and oh my spray tan's literally being cried off so we ordered food from the diner and it was

taking a long time I can't say it like I literally can't how could you have embarrassed yourself so bad in your own house on the phone oh god okay okay so I placed the order on the on Uber Eats and then like a couple hours later no not a couple hours sorry like 20 minutes later we were like hi and we were like where's the food so i called and i just wanted to make sure like that the order went through and the guy was really nice he was like he was giving like big italian like mobster over the phone he was like yeah i got your order so i don't know i like wanted to relate to him it's it's not what you think it's worse wait i can't drink okay so i when i was saying thank you he was like so helpful and nice and i was like high and dumb

I couldn't even remember what we were talking about. So as we were hanging up, I wanted to relate to him in some way, like, and, like, be, like, authentic Italian, like, girly. That's you. And I was just in Italy, like, a few months ago, and I didn't learn how to say anything except for, like, good night. Which is Bonneux or something. So as I'm hanging up, I'm like, sir, thank you so much.

Bonneui. and he was like he was like from New Jersey like he wasn't like Italian and he was like what? I was like Bonne

and he was like okay and I told by this story he was like why was she was going I was so embarrassed, like, so embarrassed, like, why would I say this? I do feel better, I do. I do feel better. I only have one thing to say.

Bonnui. And to be honest, I don't even think that's how you say goodnight. say good night in Italian like I'm not sure oh my god I can't breathe I'm okay thank you for what we're talking about we were we talking about Italy back to the queen right how did we get here brava oh brawn we yeah yeah oh my god you know what I really do feel better like for real no that's important yeah no but you were literally just like talking to Zach Shapiro on the phone and you said bon way yeah no he was literally not probably not even Italian right Oh my God, I'm crying.

That's really funny. It's horrifying, like beyond. But I'm okay. And you feel better. I do. Thank you for letting me unburdening myself. The power of the unburdening, you guys. I'm okay.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. Which is a little heartwarming sports news. Oh, my God. Just to take us home. It's everything, you guys. You have to watch us TikTok. Aaron Judge, well, it's a video that does reside on TikTok as well as other platforms.

No, it's just TikTok. Aaron Judge Homer leads to fans wholesome moment. So Aaron Judge is a player for the New York Yankees. Tamara's son. He's Tamara's son and he hit a home run. Congratulations, Mr. Judge. And a rival fan of the Blue Jays caught it. So the Blue Jays guy obviously doesn't want Aaron Judge's ball.

Even though like if you're like into sports memorabilia, like you could sell the ball. It's great to catch it. It's cool regardless. Even if you catch a ball and it's not your team, like you usually keep it because like it's cool. Right. But he was sitting next to this little kid who was a big Aaron Judge fan who was wearing the jersey and everything and he gave it to the kid. They got it on camera. The kid's life was made and his dad's life was made and it was just like the sweetest.

The kid started crying and gave like the biggest hug to this random man from Toronto and it's literally so cute. Like it will bring a tear to your eye. And then they show like the dad, you know, the son going back to the dad and the dad giving him the biggest kiss. Like he was so proud of it literally can bring tear in my eyes. It really could. We'll post it on our TikTok. It is the, on our TikTok, on our Instagram. It is the cutest, most sweet.

And, like, in a world that's so unwell, moments like these. That's really why, like, I don't, like, I don't really love sports, but I don't mind watching them because, like, in sports, there's always something nice happening, you know? They honor the military. They help, you know, people who are sick. They're always doing good things in sports. And they're also, like, they're representatives of their community. So they're always really doing stuff for the community.

But sports do bring people together. They could also be quite divisive, you know? Yeah, of course. But I do feel like at the end of the day, they bring more people together than they separate people apart. They do more good than harm. Right, because people don't really get into like real beef over rivalries, but I think for a lot of people talking about sports, it's an immediate connection. It's like, you know, us talking about Bravo or you're talking about books. All of a sudden, we're best friends. That's true. It's a family affair. It's bringing people together.

Well, thank you for that gorgeous fifth and final story that just really put a twinkle in my eye. You already had a tear in your eyes. I know. I'm really not okay. My throat hurts from like laughing like that. But the show's not over. Oh, really quickly. Okay, let me do. Okay, let's dive into TV recap, really quick. I know you didn't watch it, so I don't want to spoil anything for you. It's okay. But I just made a choice, you know, and that doesn't mean I can come here and ruin the show. Part one of the New Jersey reunion is just not what you would expect. There is so much drama on the left couch. Like Jennifer and Dolores are not friends. And Teresa had an engagement party and didn't invite Dolores. So the left couch is like crumbling. And actually Dolores said, she said to the

other girl, she said it to Jackie, to Melissa and Margaret. She's like, I am so sorry for defending Jennifer all these years like you were right I was wrong okay and what about Teresa and Teresa was basically like you know we had an engagement party with like all the couples we go out with and Dolores and I you know we don't double date so and Dolores was like if that's what Teresa wants it's fine like very cold oh okay fine like she's not there's not they're not done but like that couch is on their way to ruin and that's why it was so upsetting because I really felt like the anti-teresa movement was making a lot of progress last night like Teresa looked so stupid. Everything she said was more dumb and dumb by the minute and I was losing brain cells.

And that's really to the credit of Margin Jackie. And now that Jackie's been demoted, like I just don't agree with that decision whatsoever. And I actually saw a tweet that I screenshot it because I thought it was so profound. And it goes like this. Well, anything can happen. They haven't started filming. You know, maybe someone will hear these cries and change course. Sources are confirming that the rumors of Jackie Goldschneider being made friend of for the next season of Rohing. And somebody wrote, My girl gave us the rawest, realest personal storyline across the franchise in years.

And this is how they repay her. When Dolores has been renovating her house for five seasons. I'm sick from Mark Duffy. I agree, Mark. Wow. I just felt like finally we've actually made progress in the dynamic of this group where we all just like kowtow to Teresa and it's actually been like frustrating to watch. We are making progress.

And I do feel like Jackie taking a step back delineates that process. Yeah, but we still have Marge. and now Dolores is turning. And Melissa. No, but I think that that tweet makes an even better point than the fact that we're making progress. It's like she literally just bared her soul and I think helped a lot of people. And it was actually quite interesting for like, for a viewer who hates, for someone who hates personal storylines. Right.

And personal journeys. I hate that footage. I couldn't get enough of Jackie's journey. I thought it was beyond interesting. Yeah. And I think to repay her in a demotion is so fucked up. I agree. completely. So it ain't right. But the Melissa, Joe and Teresa

at all was super interesting. Like, you know, Teresa's having a wedding. She's having bridesmaids and Melissa's not one, but Louie's sisters are. So like her sister-in-law is on the other side. And they had an engagement party and they literally sat Melissa Joe and the kids at like some random table in the back with random people. And like for so long, so Melissa doesn't get involved and she doesn't defend her friends because of Teresa. Right. And Teresa and for for Melissa that's like so big she's she's sticking with the family and the way that Teresa has perceived it all these years is that like Melissa is Marge's friend and she doesn't do

anything for it's not enough that Melissa doesn't engage engage Teresa expects her to back her even though Melissa thinks she's wrong so it was so painful for Melissa and Joe like just talking to this moron who like she's like all right you know okay Joe you're always right like it can't even enter her brain that she is always wrong like she's never been right about one thing in her whole fucking life she's insufferable i don't understand how people can stand this woman she's awful and literally andy was like you always say like Melissa never defends you like can you give us a couple examples of times when you've defended Melissa and had Melissa's back and she's literally like oh well you know guys help me like you know you know like tell me

like what and then there was like a freak circuit breaker and the the lights went out right as she was like, oh, and so they get the lights back on, and they ask the question again, and we got it both times. She's like, you know, like, guys, come on, help me out. Like, it was painful. I cannot stand this woman. Like, it's insane, how invested I'm getting. It's so painful. Yeah, no, that's how I feel after every time I watch New Jersey, and then by the time we recap on the show, I feel I come to myself a little bit, but the feelings are so visceral. Yeah. Yeah. So I want you to watch it and we'll recap next week with part two with all the men because only

Joe Gorga came out. Not Frank. And then like, not Frank? No, only Joe Gorga came out and Teresa was like, you're such a little bitch boy like this is a housewives, what are you doing here? Her and Jennifer, Teresa and Jennifer were ganging up on Joe. Like, family, family! And you're literally this girl you just met last year, you're ganging up on your brother with her? Wait, but if it's only housewives, then

why is Gia doing confessionals? 100%. But don't talk about Gia. Don't know. Don't talk about Gia. I don't want to. So, like, if you're watching the season, like, you know how painful it is, and I'm sorry that we're all going through this together. Now, let's dive into Deer Toasters, which is our advice segment. If you ever want to write in, the email is Deertoasters at gmail.com. Thank you to everyone who resubmitted.

I told you guys, like, if it's too long, we really can't read it. So a lot of people resubmitted with shorter, more abridged versions, and I'm extremely grateful. Thank you. And we also have an update today. Ready? Yeah. Hey, Jackson, Claude. I'm in major need of your advice because I'm literally about to explode.

My mother-in-law This is going to be divisive My mother-in-law has a terrible habit of kissing my eight-month-old baby on the mouth You heard it on his freaking mouth I verbalized it multiple times to friends and family About how much it bothers me And she has been there when I've mentioned it

It may not be a big deal to others But to me, it's just gross I mentioned it to my peach-jum husband And he said he would address it with her But he has yet to do so This weekend she did it right in my husband's face When I tried to get his attention To notice he totally disregarded me

He's a bit of a mama's boy and he tends to feel bad about hurting her feelings. What bothers me is that my mother-in-law works in health care and can bring home whatever she has seen at work. And hello, COVID. I honestly wouldn't doubt if she was doing it on purpose as we've had our issues in the past and she tends to be manipulative.

What do I do? Do I wait for my husband to address her or should I take it into my own hands and tell her directly? Please help. I promise to give you an update, sincerely a toaster who's about to lose her shit. Okay, I don't think she's doing it on purpose to bother you because I don't think she would like

with a baby's immune system just to get at you. There are other ways. I feel as though I have a conflict of interest here. You do because I love. traitor. I kiss Harry on the mouth. But if you told me not to, I would never. Right. You even said anything, so I'm to keep going. I haven't really seen it. And that's what I would say about this. Like, I haven't, if someone works doing this, you told me that you do that, but I never saw it. If I saw it and it didn't sit right with me, I would say it to anyone. And I would just say it on the spot. And that's the

thing about being a mama that like when something crosses your personal line, it doesn't matter if you're right, wrong. It's how you feel. That's your baby. You cooked him for 10. It's valid. Once you push him out one way or the other, it's your way or the highway. And so you don't need to have your husband say something. If you see it, stop it. If it's not okay with you and it makes you uncomfortable, say, please don't do that. Especially in this day and age. Then we're going to have to set further boundaries.

Especially in this day and age, I feel like, like we're always saying, like, COVID is the best excuse for everything. So like if you really want to do soften the blow instead of just being like, even though I agree with your approach, like it's your baby, fuck off. But if you want to like soften the blow a little bit, you can like mention. in COVID, you know, like, COVID is just giving us all reasons to, like, not do things we don't want to do. Exactly. And that's the small blessing coming out of COVID.

So, I agree. If this crosses your personal boundary, like, it's enough. Just call it out, call it when you see it. That's the best way to do stuff. Don't let it faster. Yeah, call it when you see it. I like that. I think that's been, like, one of the biggest changes in me as a mama.

Like, instead of, you know, usually. Are you saying mama ironically? I can't tell. Like, I know that it triggers you, so that's always fun. But I do feel like there's a difference between, like, you. being a mom and being like a mama, like a mama there, like, you know, and I think that that's something for me where it's like, used to be, if something bothered me, I would sit on it, think about it, see if it still bothered me, and then find a way to deal with it. Now it bothers me,

it's cut. Yeah. Because mamas don't have time for that. So true. Mama, they got the time. So true. Well, I deferred on, I defer to this mama on that mama. Next up. Hey, girlies. My three sisters, mom and I are all toasters, and we need some of your advice. Our younger brother, 23, is a P-jom, and he's never had a girlfriend, and we are 99% sure he was still a virgin up until recently. He's been dating this 20-year-old girl who seems really immature. Her Instagram is in private, so we were creeping, and we clicked on her Bisco link in her bio.

The first thing we see is an extremely scandalous mirror pick of our brother and her naked, fresh out of the shower. She actually attached the picture to us, but I didn't want to see it because I felt like it was amazing. It's on Bisco. To make it even worse, this was taken... I need to see it. I need to see it. Will you pull it up?

Will you twist the computer around? to make it even worse, it was taken at our parents' house. We can email it to me. I have my iPad. Oh, yeah, email. But don't show it on camera. But can you listen to me?

There's more. Okay, to make it even worse as this was taken at our parents' house. We are all extremely disturbed and we just want to protect our brother at all costs. We are meeting her for the first time this weekend and we need your advice.

Do we say something to our brother? Do we wait until after the weekend? Are we overreacting? Thank you in advance and I love you both so much. I'm sorry, baby. Do you have the picture? No, not yet, but operating with... Maybe she doesn't know that Visco's public...

No, she put it in her bio. You can't say anything. Like, he's living his life. He's not doing anything wrong. I need to see the picture, actually, before. I need to see the picture, too. The only thing you could say, like, if it's really inappropriate, you could be like, maybe I shouldn't post this somewhere publicly.

That's the only thing that they're doing, you know, quote unquote wrong. Okay, we have the picture. Oh, it's not that bad, honestly. Let me see. I. Really? it's fucking weird honestly like girl looks pretty

your brother looks hot I like it I like it too it's a nice photo it's very erotic does she send any more screen shots I like the beat no only the one I like the beat listen your brother is an artist clearly right even though what's so funny is like

what's funny I don't know what's funny about that is like it's from Visco and the picture appears to have absolutely no filter yeah no it's not about the Visco um I don't know how old is you that's just like really crazy to see from your brother but again like he's not doing anything wrong no and your brother looks cute like there's no way he was a virgin like sorry to burst your bubble they're clearly very into each other and I think that if you say

anything you're just going to drive a wedge and maybe push him a little further away so you've got to let this thing run its course truckers for visco nude pics honestly um I'm like really I can't get the picture of my brain kind of stunning no I've never seen like a pose like that like I have to do that with Ben. You know, that's perfect because we can't post that picture. But I could post mine. You could post yours. It was giving like Nicola and Brooklyn. It was giving like Annie Leibowitz. It was really stunning. Honestly, like I think you should just be happy for your brother. Like the girl is hot. Her boobs are amazing. Okay, but here, let me throw it to this way. What would you do if you saw that like snitch and the new man were taking pictures like that? I would only be

upset for her that it's public because, you know, that things like that can ruin your life. And things like that really should be kept. No, that couldn't ruin your life. No, if your job found it or something, like, it's public. It just would, you wouldn't get fired for something like that, but it would make people like it. It's awkward. Take it off the internet, but, like, keep taking pictures like that.

I like it. Send them to rest of us. I like it, but, like, if you're going to say something, I would only be about the fact that it's on public. Like, shit like that is private. Yeah. Be like, isn't this a little private for the public? Yeah.

Depends how close you are and if, like, you think that this would push in the way. I'm going to reverse Google image search, find this girl's visco, then her Instagram, and befriend her. Yeah. She's probably a toaster. With tits like that, she's got to be. Okay, our final submission is an update. And it was an update on one that I did with Ben.

So I'm going to read you the submission. Okay. My boyfriend of eight years and I recently moved in together. He's a pea job, but moving in together sheds light on habits that each other has that we're not always been aware of. And I think I found his major flaw. He's a bugger flicker. They're everywhere. Don't get me wrong.

Everyone got to pick their nose. I'll do it sometimes. But I always make sure to use a tissue to make sure it's hygienic. but I'm finding this man's boogers everywhere on walls, dressers, blinds literally every day I swear I find a booger in a place I least expected to the first one or two times I pointed it out to him I called him gross and we both laughed about it

but now it's reaching a disgusting level and I'm not sure what to do. He's my future husband I love him to pieces, what do I do? So here we wrote it, we got an update from her and we told her well I did this specific entry with Ben because Ben is like always sneezing and his boogers fly everywhere and he'll like leave him

crusted on the wall like it's disgusting okay okay so what'd you tell her to do break up she's got to be stern because this habit doesn't die hard clearly ben is working on it sounds like he has like an overproduction of boogers though he might have a son his infection um hey hey ladies i wrote a few weeks ago about my burger flicking and i'm happy to report on some improvements i loved ben's math of one booger equalizing two seltzers oh because ben was basically saying like ben if i'm lying in bed like ben gets me a seltzer he gets me out of like i don't get out of bed and me wiping up his boogers is the price i pay interesting so for every

two selters I get, I have to clean up one booger. Fair. So I loved Ben's math of one booger equaling two selters, but unfortunately I'm not weighted on hand and foot by my boyfriend, so I couldn't really implement that advice into our dynamic. But someone in the Toast Facebook group made a post about how disgusting my dear toaster story was, embarrassing but understandable. And someone left a comment suggesting I keep tissues around the house, so they're readily available when my boyfriend feels like he needs to clear his nose. I don't know why I didn't realize that before, but it turns out the bugger flicking was just a result of pure laziness. Since placing tissue boxes in a few more places around the house, I can happily share that my walls and furniture

have been snot-free ever since, and hopefully this habit will begin to stick. Thank you, Ben, the Toasters for all your help. Love a grateful toaster. That's such a great point. I actually have tissues all over my house. You do. Like, I have one on each nightstand in the bedroom. We have one on our coffee table and living room. We have one in the bathroom. Like, we just do. That's crazy. I don't have one box of tissues at my house. No, it's kind of like great to have some tissues. You think, yeah, I can use toilet paper, I can use paper towel, but you don't. But you don't. Right.

And even if you just have a little tickle, you just grab a tissue. Yeah. Wow, I'm learning so much with the toasters. Yeah, this is good for you too because now Ben could do it. Totally. Get a box of tissues on his side of the bed. 100%. 100%.

Well, so glad the toaster's were able to solve that for her, even if we couldn't. And that's Dear Toasters. Sometimes things are out of our control. Agreed. If you ever want to write in or you have an update for us on something you've written in about, it's Deertoasters at gmail.com. That is our show. Our final show of the week, the next time you guys,

see me, I will be a comedian who has performed at Madison Square Garden, which is just so crazy and it's pretty cool. So that's our show. Any last words, Jacks? No, we're so proud of you. I love you. We're so excited. I really feel like I'm just going to be so overwhelmed with pride and joy. And I'm so looking forward to seeing the show. For the first time. For the first time, just like a night out seeing my favorite comedian in my hometown. What could be better? And you're going to be amazing. So I look forward to seeing you a different woman on Monday. And you know what? I have to say to everyone. Bonneux. Bonneux, y'all. Have a great day, everyone. We'll see you on Monday and I'll see all you guys tomorrow at Madison Square Garden. Bye. Goodbye. Goodbye.