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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everyone, congratulations. A huge mausoleum on making it to the end of the week without losing your mind. Yes. And I just have so many personal updates to share that I'm just going to jump right into

them. Please do. Because in so many ways, I'm a different person than I was on the show yesterday. I hear that completely. And in no order of importance, three major things happened in my life yesterday. One I moved. It has just been such an exciting, treacherous experience, but made less treacherous with the most wonderful moving company, Roadway.

Okay, by the way, I use them for my move two years ago. We use them for our studio move. Like everyone in our family uses them. They are truly, and by the way, I've had the same movers every ago. We use them for our studio move. Like everyone in our family uses them. They are truly, and by the way, I've had the same movers every time. They're like the nicest guys. It is the best company. It's the best company.

It's the best moving experience. I feel like I used to dread moving so much, but they really make it as pleasant as humanly possible. They do it all. They do it all. They've even given me a discount code to share with the toasters. It's Jackie10.

If you wanna get 5% off long distance moves or 10% off local moves, head to Roadway, have a link in my stories, use code Jackie10 and get some money off your next move and start moving in Groovin. Start moving in Groovin. You moving into this palatial palace in the sky has really got me- I've inspired you. All bent out of shape and there actually is an identical unit in your building, like four floors up.

Yeah. And I'm actually- I think you should take it. I'm actually really thinking about it. I just love my building so much. I know, I love my building. And if you moved into my building, like one, Theo and Bruno, best friends.

I know. They would never spend a day apart. I know, like that's big. You gotta, it's like, you gotta do it for your kids, you know? Yeah, you have to do it for the kids. Two, like you and I could could be podcasting all the time, just running up and down and creating content.

No, I know. Three, Ben and Zach could be playing Monopoly all day long. Yeah, and then I really, I dread being alone. It's one of my biggest fears, which is why I'm a homebody, and therefore Ben has to be a homebody. But you could be a building body. But not only that, if you lived in my building or I lived in your building, like Ben could go do

whatever he want and then like we could just like watch TV together. No, I know. I really think you should at least look at the unit. Yeah, no, I, it's so funny, like buildings in New York are so snotty. I actually reached out yesterday, like after you sent me the link and I'm like, hey, look, I'd like to come see

the apartment and they were like before, they're like, well, are you qualified for XX and X? And I'm like, yeah, I think so, like chill. Like they're so, it's like so, like something about my they were like before they're like, well, are you qualified for xx and x and I'm like Um, yeah, I think so like chill like they're so it's like so like something about my name Maybe doesn't give off like good vibes. Wow. They're like, well, we can't let you into the apartment Let's we know that you have x and I'm like, okay fucking nasty snot. Yeah, I got it bitch Okay, so fucking rude. It's not off to a good foot. No, no, it's like I'm taking it personal Wow Okay, why else are you a different person? Well. You've successfully moved and your apartment is so nice. I've successfully moved.

I still have so much unpacking and organizing to do. My apartment is so nice, but it has significantly less closet space. For my personal wardrobe, I think half. I'm not even joking. And so I am being relentless about just donations and cleaning out my closet. Like I literally have removed like so many iconic pieces

that I never thought I would get rid of just because like of the memories. Like if you saw some of the things, you would know exactly what it's from and you would be like, wow, you're really gonna do that. That's crazy. Crazy. So this weekend will be very transformative

as I continue to build out the space. Second thing, I'm gonna save the best for last. Second thing, I finally set up my new phone. And it really has just, it's put a new, like when you set up a new phone, like you feel like a new person. Okay, so like remember back in the day when you would like get a new Blackberry

and like you had a new pin and everyone was adding you on PBM and you just felt like you woke up every morning with so many notifications more than usual because like everyone was just like adding you and like redoing all the things and you felt like so popular and special. Oh no, I feel like that's not what it is for me, but I'm so glad I really just like exposed myself.

I'm so glad you had that experience. For me, it's like, I feel like your phone is so much a part of like your habit in your daily life and I got a phone that's a new size. So now with this bigger phone, I feel like the way I'm holding it, like I feel like a new person. Like I feel like I'm watching someone else, you know?

So it's just like on my new phone last night, setting it up, just like feelings. There's that new phone vibe that's just inexplicable. I couldn't agree more. But apparently there's this new update. You know, it used to be you got a new phone, you have to download all your apps, make a new background. I was like, you know what, when I get my new phone,

right now my background was Theo. And I was like, I'll update my background to like Bruno or something like that. Wow, that's so rude. But with the new phone update, your whole phone, even the way you organize your apps, transfers to your new phone. Fabulous. Your background screen transfers.

Fabulous. So Theo lives to see another day. And I love having Theo as my background screen, because he's my number one. He always will be like that number one guy. Speaking of old photos, I saw my friend Jason last night, who's like one of my oldest friends from high school, and that's why I couldn't watch Southern Charm

because I had a couple drinks, and Jason has literally, his camera roll goes back to 2010. Whoa. How crazy is that? So that's like my last two years of high school, I mean, we went to college together too, so I literally spent the entire night last night, like in 2011, it was crazy.

That is crazy. I guess he had an iPhone in high school. I had a Blackberry, I don't remember, but I don't know how much his storage plan is per year, because it's a crazy amount of photos, but it was really traveling back in time. How many photos do you have on your phone? 55,000.

How many do I have? It's insane. I mean, I have so many screenshots just from running all- 66,000. Wow. Yeah. Just from running all our businesses, like in our Instagram accounts. Just from like running all, you know, our businesses, like in our Instagram accounts. Every time I take a photo, like I take 20

and I don't really delete the old ones cause you just never know when you're gonna need it. Yeah. So that's that. And then the third piece of news, personal news that I think might be the biggest out of them all. This should have been a fast five story. It's like such big news.

It's such big news. I know it really should have, but no one wrote it up, unfortunately. I have changed my Instagram handle from Jackie O Problems to Jackie Oshray. Now let's talk about the Genesis. I would love to. How did we get started?

Who is Jackie O Problems? What is Jackie O Problems? What are your problems? Okay, so I started Jackie O Problems in 2011. I think I started on Twitter, and that was my handle since 2011. And then it was my Instagram handle, Snapchat, you know, anywhere I went, so did me and my problems.

And it started as like a play on obviously like white girl problems and all those problems. Right, there was a trend on Twitter like in the early 2000s where you would make like tall girl problems, and it was just like the problems that tall girls face. And you were doing Jackie O Problems. Because they were like problems that were specific to me. And it was just like the problems that tall girls face. And you were doing Jackie O problems. Cause they were like problems that were specific to me.

And it made a lot of sense at the time. And I never really like thought much about it in the past few years, but every time I would realize that that's my Instagram handle, like I would kind of cringe. Cringe, cause it's like an old school internet trend. Yeah, it's like, first of all, it completely dates me.

Like it's like, hi, I've been on the internet since 2010 like when I'm like I've been here for 10 years and it's not like in fashion anymore. No and it's also not what you post like that's at the end of the day like you don't post your problems. No but also it's like if it was an old joke that people were still like doing maybe I would have kept it but it's it's not anymore. And like, so when I would take the time to like think about the fact that that was my handle, like I was just like, I don't want this to be my handle anymore.

And it would probably happen like once a year where I realized like, oh my God. So- And you would try to secure other handles. And I would try to secure other handles. So I literally, this time last year, it was Thanksgiving, I messaged, there's someone has the handle at Jackie O, which is my dream handle and it belongs to a girl and I messaged her and we were communicating a little bit, which is my dream handle, and it belongs to a girl,

and I messaged her, and we were communicating a little bit, but it just didn't work out in terms of me getting it from her. Well, she just- She tried to haggle you. No, I mean, she just expected a price that I just wasn't willing to pay for an internet handle. Like, I do have my limits.

Yes, I know, it was insane. And so I had to let that dream go, and then, you know, a calendar year passed, and I realized again that my handle is Jackie O problems and I was like, okay, it is time. I need to think of something else. And I was like, maybe it should just be Jackie Oshrey. I like her. She's a nice girl.

And so I went to change it, but apparently if you're a public figure and you have a lot of followers, you can't change your handle on your own. You need to get a contact at Instagram. So I went about getting a contact at Instagram and they said they would work on it. And then yesterday, I guess they worked on it and my handle was Jackie Asher. Well, they didn't even ask you like, are you sure? No, yeah, they just flipped the switch

and I was just like, obviously on the most transitional day period. Of course. And I feel so good about it. I know there are some people who are just like averse to change and like, they're, you know, they love, it's a big. They're always gonna be against it.

Like. No, or like just any sort of reb love, it's a big. They're always gonna be against it. Like. No, or like just any sort of rebrand, it takes a while to get used to. But you guys, I'm telling you, this is for the best. It's the right decision. Like I can feel all of the better vibes that are gonna come from this new handle. And I'm actually someone, I love change,

like all the time, like even moving apartments. Like I'm, I really embrace change. And so I'm just so excited about This this change. Yeah, I'm excited for you. We congratulate you here at the morning toast Good luck on this new journey and no looking back no looking back And I obviously like I didn't share with anyone like you know What I was when I was thinking about it because I don't like to talk about things until they're done Otherwise, I feel like I'm gonna jinx them. Like my Instagram handle would have like, you know.

Disappeared. No, my Instagram contact, sorry, would have, you know, stopped working at the company or something. Totally, because that's something that would happen to us. And then I would have been stuck with Jackie O problems and you guys would have known how much I hated it. Oh my God, totally.

Okay, well, I'm so glad I have a brand new co-host. You have a brand new co-host and I feel like that's why I'm wearing all white today. You're pure, you're getting baptized. I'm actually getting baptized. On the Sunshine Network. I'm free of all my problems. And I just want to say, even though I've dropped the problems, it doesn't mean I don't have

problems anymore. Nobody has more problems than you? Nobody has more problems than me. Someone was like, I'm going to manifest having less problems by putting the name problems in my name and then taking it out. You know, you are literally significantly less problematic today than you were yesterday. And we absolutely love to see that.

We love to see growth. We love it. So I'm really excited and make sure to follow me at Jackie Asheray, woo! So I do believe that it might be time. Why, you're just gonna rush me right in, huh? No, I mean, like, to be honest, like we've been talking about you for a while.

I know, I know. It's hard for me. I knew today I was gonna have to fight, fight, fight. Why, you're just going to rush me right in, huh? No, I mean, like, to be honest, like, we've been talking about you for a while. I know. It's hard for me. I knew today I was going to fight, fight, fight. No, it's hard. Like, I just think, I think it's time to move on. Do you have anything that you want to share? No, I did absolutely nothing yesterday except be, like, a disgusting piece of shit and, like, not wash my hair.

But you went out to dinner. Yes, I did. I hit the town and the town hit me back. I threw margaritas at dinner and it was nice. Saw my friend Jason, which was also really nice. And yeah I wish I had more to report on. I just don't. Life is so uninteresting for me. Like... Do you wish you had a life changing Instagram handle change? No I wish that like, no everyone around me is like Olivia's a mom. She has a new

apartment. You have a new apartment. You have a new dog. Margo has a new dog. Oh and the new dog and the new handle and the new phone. And like Ben's parents just moved. Like everyone has all these these exciting life updates and I'm just like still the same disgusting piece of shit I was six months ago. So I'm like jealous of everyone's metamorphosis. I'm just not currently experiencing one. I'm still in my cocoon. Maybe you should get a new phone.

I don't need one. Like my phone works very well and it's the 11. Like something about getting the 11, getting the 12 when you have the 11 seems so wasteful to me. Yeah that's me. I'll get the 13. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you're on odd phone. Oh, that's true. Maybe I should get on even. So I just feel like that's what Apple wants you to do and like I won't give into that. No, I totally agree with that but it's also based on like two-year plans. Like they come out with a new phone every year. You have a two-year plan means that you're missing one of

every phone. Yeah. Every iPhone. Right. Which you should. That makes sense. And it's like when Apple like, okay, they decided this year, like they're done with USBs. Like, no, I'm not getting rid of my USB. I'm buying a janky ass converter on Amazon and I'm still using it. Like I refuse to give into Apple and their fucking corporate supremacy. Like it's insane. It's insane. What if you got a haircut, like a crazy haircut? I won't get a haircut, but I actually am in need of like a chop, just like a fresh two to three inch trim. That would make me feel good.

I saw a photo of myself yesterday that made me realize like, I need a haircut. I feel like as someone who used to have short hair, it's like, I just, I revel in all of my hair growth, but like it's too long now. No, you're getting to the Woodstock stage. Yes, I am. And it's, I've been there. I actually're getting to the Woodstock stage. Yes, I am. And it's, I've been there.

I actually was stuck in the Woodstock stage for so long thinking that it was like so cool. And now I look back and it looks so dirty. Like someone should have given me a bath, like so sick because I'm into long hair, but there is a point where long hair becomes like circus freak and the line is very thin. So you gotta be careful.

No, I saw a picture of myself yesterday. Plus like with my white outfit, like I look like I could be in a cult. Yeah, 100%. And they haven't let you out of your bunker in six years, that's why your hair is so long. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I'm trying to think of other things

that you could do to like revitalize. No, I'm just like really set on moving. I would, I love that. And I love your apartment so much and I understand why you've been so resistant. Yeah. Trying to hold back a sneeze. Sorry. Are you trying to cry because you love my apartment so much? I do and it's been so resistant. Yeah. Trying to hold back a sneeze, sorry. You're trying to cry because you love my apartment so much?

I do and it's been so good to you over the years. No, no, the thing is is like, I would, and I feel like maybe this is like a bad way to live your life because at the end of the day, like I really do like my apartment and there obviously there are things I don't like about it. Compared to others. Right, and so like, I feel like moving just to like

keep up with other people is like a really bad omen, like, and a bad way to live your life. You know what I mean? Yeah, when it's like you're happy with where you're at and why can't you just accept that? Why can't that be enough? I am shallow and vain and now I technically have the worst apartment in the family except for Margo. That was a rhetorical question because I'm the one here advocating for you to move just to have like a little bit of spice in your life. No I know like it's like that TikTok sound like let me um add a little bit of spice in your life. No, I know. It's like that TikTok sound, like, let me add a little bit of spice.

Like, that's literally what I need. My life is just like so vanilla right now. I understand. Well, at least you know that if you move, you can use roadway. You can use code JAKKIE10 for 10% off local moves, 5% off long distance. All right, let's dive right in. OK, wow.

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This is like such a relatable story. No, I read this and I was like, oh my God, that's me as a rapper. I'm so shy, especially around boys. I feel like I haven't changed at all since high school and I feel this to my soul. Totally. Cardi B may known for her brazen lyrics,

but the rapper insists she's actually so shy that she can't bring herself to ask male rappers to collaborate with her. Cardi B revealed in a new Billboard interview she said, quote, the thing is, I'm shy and really shy to reach out to male artists, to be honest with you. That's why a lot of collabs that I want I haven't got yet because I'm scared to reach out. I always get a little starstruck. I'll be thinking I'm corny even though I'm funny. Oh, that is so cute. I mean, I feel like in Hollywood,

a lot of collaborations happen through people's teams. She could have her team reach out. That's the point in having a team. Yeah, but maybe if it's a really big artist, it means so much more artist to artist. 100%, that I agree with as well. So this is a predicament, and one in which I'm surprised we haven't heard about

from other people in music because I don because like... This would literally be us as rappers. Like shy. Like oh I don't know like you want to sing with me? Like it's it's awkward to ask too and I kind of I feel like maybe Cardi B doesn't feel this way but like I hate asking people for like stuff because I hate like coming off desperate. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, I just hate it. So there's so many elements to why you would be shy. Also when you're asking people for stuff and I even kind of feel this way about this is

what like kind of Taylor Swift was saying about like wanting to work with Bonnie there but like never thinking that she could like, you just think someone's going to say no. So you're better not ask because they're going to say no. Well that's like everyone's like fear of rejection always. Yeah, yeah. Because that's like, I feel like these sort of insecurities like are all stemmed from like high school. And those are, they like never leave you like fear

of rejection, like nervous talking to boys, like they never leave you. For sure, but like not everyone suffers from these insecurities, you know? Because some people are just like so brazen. I know, and part of me is like jealous of people who are just like so sure of themselves and so like secure and who they Are who like can just do whatever they want. And then part of me is also like calm down Yeah, no, I feel like in instances like that

It's like I'm jealous of the person who is sure about themselves and like, you know Asks her what they want but then in other elements of life like you see that person in a different scenario I had a restaurant and it's like oh no Oh, there is nothing more frightening than a person who is so sure of themselves than in other elements of life. Like you see that person in a different scenario, like at a restaurant and it's like, oh no, no thank you. There is nothing more frightening than a person who is so sure of themselves in a restaurant. Oh my God, whenever I'm at a restaurant and I hear the way people talk,

it makes me wanna vomit. Like it's so sick. Certain restaurants just have the worst customers. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, so I feel like that person is definitely getting great collabs, but do you wanna be around them at any other time? No, especially a restaurant. Right. Absolutely not. Right. That's a really good point. Thanks. So, Cardi, I hope some like pop,

like the biggest rappers, male rappers in the game, like hear this interview and reach out to her and they're like, because I would love to work with you. If you think about it, I don't know that many collabs Cardi B has with male artists, especially rappers. Like she did Maroon 5, they're not in the rap scene. And I don't know any other male artists that she's collaborated with. No, but she's collabed with a lot of females. And I guess it's because she just feels more comfortable asking.

Which I actually think is very cool of Cardi B, like for being a female rapper who lifts up other female rappers. Right, and I think that this sort of, what she would consider like a hindrance of not being able to ask male rappers, it actually winds up being even more beautiful because she probably gravitates towards female rappers and the content that they create together is amazing. Yeah, like it's just been more beneficial for her. And she's now at least I don't know if she did it on purpose to me.

She is known as like a female rapper who lifts up other female rappers. When I feel like for a while, when like Nicki Minaj was like the reigning queen of rap female rap it wasn't like that at all it was like very competitive and that's why like her and Cardi like butted head so much and now I feel like Cardi's like setting a new standard for like the new wave of young Megan Thee Stallion's like young female artists. Yeah we love to see it. We do. Wow speaking of big music news though. BMN? BMN. Let me take a sip of my Diet Coke. Yep. That's kind of big to swallow. Radio Disney is

devastating. Radio Disney is shutting down amid a restructuring. Disney is shuttering its Radio Disney division among the ongoing restructuring at the Media giant, Radio Disney and Radio Disney Country who both stopped broadcasting in the first quarter of 2021, resulting in layoffs for 36 full and part-time employees. That cuts deep. That cuts deep. I forgot about Radio Disney Country. This feels like personal. This feels like the last day of camp.

Yeah. Because you wanna know why? I feel like when I think of what was most influential to me as a young, burgeoning woman, I think the Disney was most influential to me as like a young burgeoning woman I always I think the Disney Channel was so integral in you know the monster that I became yeah and I feel like we really grew up in the golden age of Disney but I feel like every you know older person feels like they grew up in the golden age but I actually I think that this is proof

actually that we did grow up in the golden age of Disney Channel yeah the Hannah Montana that's our Raven Raven, Even Stevens era. Yes, and I think that that is objectively the Golden Age of Disney. I think Disney is still very cool and they have a lot, like, you know, Descendants, I absolutely love Doran Stan, but it's not Hannah Montana.

It's not comparable. It's not Wizards of Waverly Place. No, it's not the Even Stevens movie, model, double take, all those movies, DCOM, Smart House, like. The Lizzie McGuire movie, High School Musical. And you wanna know how you know that it's not those things because Descendants 3 wasn't in theaters.

High School Musical 3 was. Lizzie McGuire movie was. Hannah Montana movie was. Right, that's true. They really elevated out of their own bubble. It was really world domination. Or maybe someone at the theater saw Descendants 3, was ready to put it in theaters,

and then was like, oh no, this is so bad. Oh, was it terrible? It was the worst of the franchise, which never happens on the third. No, that's what we got because the second was so good. Yeah, so good. It was an interesting dynamic between the films. So good. So good.

Yeah, so I just feel like as much as I sound like an old person being like, I grew up in the golden age of Disney Channel. I feel like radio Disney is shutting down right now is just further proof that I'm actually not just an old person, like it's 100% true. Yeah, yeah, I think it's really a sad story. End of an era for sure. End of an era for sure. But at the same time, I actually,

from a business perspective, I see what is radio Disney beneficial for now? Like yes, Disney has good programming with like decent music, but the Disney genre in terms of music when we were kids was like a full-blown genre. They needed their own station. Yes. They don't need it now. But it's a sign of the times, like the way that people are listening to music is different. I think radio in general is suffering. Different, yeah. So I feel like they could have pivoted to some sort of like streaming

Successful streaming maybe they will shun But I do think it's got become a little irrelevant Yeah, it's just like for every person like over the age of 21 like today is a sad day We are mourning the loss of radio Disney I think everyone can think of a memory in their childhood where they're like sitting in the back of the car like maybe in a car See just like jamming out to something on radio Disney and everyone can like recall what station it was like in their local area you know in the region yeah devastating devastating for the whole Disney family it really is so we'll miss you yeah I miss you I miss your smile and I still shed a tear every once in a while

And even though it's different now You're still here somehow My heart won't let you go And I need you to know Wow, I miss you Sha la la la la I miss you Literally can't remember a person's name when they tell it to me five seconds before, but I can remember a song I haven't heard

since I was in the seventh grade. And that's on being, I'm having your priorities in order. Like literally haven't heard that song. Can't even remember the last time I heard it, but could sing it in my sleep. Didn't even like wince at one of the words. Totally.

No, and that's like not even Hannah's most popular song. Like that was like a really random Hannah song. No, honestly it was like a bad Hannah song. A bad Hannah song. There were so many good ones. Like I could literally do a full in-depth like Patreon episode on the discography of Hannah Montana. A hundred percent.

Because she really went through so many phases and I feel like the one that I loved the most was definitely like Hannah Montana forever. She was making such good music. Smooth talking, so rocking, he's got everything that a girl's wanting. Guitar cutie, he plays it groovy. Like that song was so good and that era where she was like going between like Jake and Jessie. Like she cut her hair. Yes she did. She did cut her hair. And she moves out of the Malibu Beach House into like a Malibu Ranch House with a horse. And that was an iconic...

That was an iconic house. ...season. Yeah, and Lily moved in with her, which was like a little questionable. Which was just kind of like moochy of her. And it's like, where were Lily's parents? I know they were okay with Lily living with Miley, but that's just like an insane thing to do. Like, leave your home and live with your friend in high school like We're talking about real kids in high school. Yeah. No, totally

We should do a whole patreon episode about it in the New York So we have like so many episodes to do this month like I mean, I would love to get my home I'm so many people are asking for a home tour. I'm obviously gonna do a home tour on patreon Hopefully this month maybe next month like because I need I want it to be like stunning for you guys We need to do a holiday gift guide. I have so many gift ideas that I would love to share with the group. Really, I don't have any ideas.

I feel like I'm the worst gift giver. No, but think of the things in your life that you cherish and value most. Theo, okay, I'll get everyone dogs. Right, and then also end of year roundup, best of, worst of, sort of things. EOY roundup, you love to see an EOY roundup. We really do.

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It is the best in protein powder and you want to get on the CSE grind. Okay, next story is some delicious news. Mariah Carey launches her own cookie brand. This is interesting. I didn't see this. This is so interesting. Christmas Queen Mariah Carey has whipped up her own cookie brand just in time for the holidays. Mariah's Cookies is set to launch on Friday, December 4th. That's today online offering boxes of

a dozen or half a dozen cookies in 30 major American markets. For the holiday season, the delivery only brand is selling a holiday hits box, which includes gingerbread, white chocolate cranberry, and pumpkin varieties. Other assortments include chocolatey treats box, the pumpkin box, and the gingerbread rocks, according to a news release. Once the Yuletide season wraps, Carrie plans to opt for other varieties. Other varieties? I'm really struggling.

No, I- This is like, they're using such big words for a story about cookies. Yeah, like chill Relax the baked goods will be available to order via delivery apps including grub hub Wow postmates Uber ease and seamless So this is like a real project for Mariah Carey and it's very interesting celebrities do different things all the time They create makeup lines skincare lines. They do movies music Like I've actually don't I can't recall in recent history when a celebrity went into like the food space there's one celebrity cookie line that if you think hard enough you'll get the Girl Scouts no celebrity cookies and

the celebrities if I give you one clue you'll get it okay tell me Victoria's Secret Fashion Show what Victoria I don't think of cookies when I think of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show what is it Carly Klaus's cookies she has a cookie company I don't think of cookies when I think of the Victoria's why what is it Carly Claus's cookies? She has a cookie company. You don't remember this they did a big party. I'm sorry Is the queen of doing things that are off-brand making a line of cookies and then her other thing is like cookies were like healthy Cookies and at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show they like went around backstage like asking all the models like what they're eating before the show And everyone's like Carly's cookies. Oh, they're like literally throwing up because they're so nasty. Like, oh my, that's so funny. No, I didn't know that.

I just feel like this is an interesting move and not one I expected from my Queen Mariah Carey. It sounds so delicious. I literally am gonna order some cookies. Well, that's where you and I disagree because I fundamentally have a problem with cookies that are just like beyond the regular like chocolate chip, sugar, snickerdoodle. Like

there's four or five major like cookie categories in terms of flavors and I just feel like when people go like off the rails and it's like pumpkin duty, like cookies, like relax, like cookies are fine the way that they are and like people inventing like new silly like carrot cookies, like let's not. Collectively let's just not. Cookies are good. Gingerbread cookie. Okay, I'll accept that as a category, even though I don't particularly like them. Even though it's like, that's literally snickerdoodle. Yeah, very confusing.

But we're gonna just call it gingerbread for the holidays. Sure, sure, sure. White chocolate cranberry, like actually sounds so good. So unnecessary. So good. So do not, okay, here, ready? I'm about to make a royal decree. Keep fruits and vegetables out of desserts.

The two are not meant to be together. Okay? And I just want to say on that note, keep them out of desserts and they're also not desserts. Fruit is not a dessert. Carry cake? Carry cake? Fruit is not a dessert. Hear ye, I agree. If I come over for dinner and you're like, and I got some fruit for dessert. I'm leaving. I'm out the door. Like I find them to be so hurtful and so disrespectful. Like. No, and it's like, I totally get it people. You're putting out like fresh plates for dessert.

And I'm like, oh, like she's. She made a cake. Fruit. No, and I get people who want to be healthy and maybe this is where you just don't have dessert. Like let's stop reinventing. Yes. Because it's disrespectful to the whole dessert community.

Like to put out a carrot cake or a white cranberry cookie. Disgusting. So we're gonna disagree like on some of the finer points. Fine, what are her other categories? Of this decree. No, those, oh, there's other one that's a pumpkin varieties cookie.

Sick, disgusting, pumpkin is so disgusting and we all need to collectively. Okay, and I have something else to say about pumpkin. I never knew this, but pumpkin pie is disgusting. Have you had it recently? Do you think that I have ever put a morsel of pumpkin related product in my mouth? No, because I am a woman of taste.

Pumpkin pie, the filling, tastes like someone ate pumpkin, chewed it, and spit it out. Ah! Back into a pie crust. That's literally what it tastes like. And I'm not nearly as picky as you. Yeah, that's true. No, it's like at the end of the day,

stop normalizing fruits and vegetables in our desserts. Okay. Even though I'll make some exceptions. Apple pie, I'm okay with that. Blueberry pie, please be okay with it. I'm okay with that too. But I just hold my- And I'm gonna sneak carrot cake in there.

Carrot cake's not delicious. I understand. No, carrot cake is, it's honestly the cornerstone of my argument. I know. You can't go like elsewhere with your argument. You can't, you cannot take carrot cake, okay? It's so good.

My entire argument is gonna crumble like carrot cake if you take carrot cake out. So I have to include it. Okay, so this is where we agree to disagree. Yeah, and you know what? As long as we're disagreeing, like I don't mind like a little piece of fruit after my ice cream cake.

What? You know? What? Yeah, sometimes at a restaurant, one of my favorite restaurants in the city, whenever people are like, where should I go to dinner? I always say Gemma.

I think it's the best Italian food. And I never really get dessert there, even though people love their tiramisu. I'm not crazy about tiramisu. But they do have fresh strawberries and whipped cream. And after a big heavy bowl of pasta, it is quite refreshing like I hear it you know I see it I kind of like it. I can't believe that you did that to me but it's important to note

eating fruit just like is unacceptable it's like you have to you can only eat fruit when you're really full you know. I have something else to say about fruit. What? And it's like there are a few times in my life when I do happen to eat fruit and the occasion calls for fruit maybe like a summer's afternoon. Stop putting different fruits in the same bowl. I agree. I agree. Fruit is criminal.

I agree. And the juices, oh, it's so sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. Sickening. No, not sickening. Sick. Also, last night, Zach

and I ordered dinner. We had such a long, hard day from the move, so I was just like, get the cookies. Okay. Have you ever had the quarter pounder cookies from the Smith? I don't ever eat at the Smith. We ordered the Smith. I fundamentally disagree with their whole message. Oh, okay. I can't. I can't. As a chain, I just- We ordered the Smith and we got these big, the quarter pounder cookies. They're three massive cookies. And we just sat in our new living room on the couch.

We heated them up and just had warm cookies. That's so nice. And it was so nice. That does sound really nice. I'm actually like, this conversation's making me so hungry. Okay, we'll wrap it up. Are you ready for our next story? Sure.

It is some sad royal news. SRN. Soil news? Soil SRN. What is it? Queen Elizabeth's dorgie Vulcan dies just two weeks after the death of William and Kate's dog. Oh no. Queen Elizabeth has said goodbye to one of her loving companions. Theo, cover your ears. The 94 year old monarch's dog Vulcan died at Windsor Castle. Do you ever sleep weird on your neck and you literally can't move your neck? I mean every day.

How is Theo not crippled? Like if you're watching on YouTube. This is like the eighth wonder of the universe. He sleeps like that every day on the show and it's like, your neck. You know who else sleeps like this when given the chance? Bruno Sweets. Bruno Sweets.

Maybe it's a cavalier thing. Maybe they don't have a spine. No, maybe they're spineless. Like Bronwyn's season one. No thing. Maybe they don't have like a spine or... No. Like Bronwyn's season one. No, maybe like I don't know they just like the blood draining to their face or something. You know it's like if I laid that like in that position for that long I would die cuz all the blood would rush my head. Totally. Sorry to interrupt you. Volgan was a dorgie which is a mix between a corgi and a dachshund. Volgin's death leaves the queen with just one dog, another dorgie named Candy.

Cute. That's a terrible name for a dog. Great name for a stripper. I think these dogs really had prominence in the season of the crown, and I just my heart goes out to her because she loves her dogs. Yeah, I think one of the most interesting things about the crown, I mean about the queen that I learned from the crown was like how Important like just like dog life and dog culture is to the Queen and the monarchy in general like part of being a royal is like Taking care of dogs. Yeah, and that honestly I feel like the crown makes being a royal look like really Unenjoyable and unpleasant but I would become a royal just to have like a gaggle of Cavaliers right and like someone else like walks shits

Grooms and like they just love me a hundred percent Anyways, the Queen is well known for her love of corgis, but her last dog of the breed whisper died in 2018 So now she has Dorgies, which are the combo like a mix. Yeah. I know I like say that right There are certain words I will never be able to spell correctly, okay Guarantee have no idea how to spell it and there are certain words I will never be able to pronounce correctly and down shunned is one of them Okay, we are hearing I'm I producer's telling me my ear it is doc Docson is that we said

No way. No way. It's Doxund. Doxund. Doxund. No way. Oh, and by the way, let's just call a spade. Jackie, let's just call a spade a spade. A Doxund is a wiener dog. Like, let's just call it that because that's what it is. Okay, but what's the kind of dog that Kendall Jenner has? Those like big ones that... Big ones. I literally knew you were gonna say that. The ones, I think it's a Rottweiler. Anyone that can... A Rottweiler is literally like a guard dog that could kill you. A big guard dog.

I think that's what Kendall has. I saw it on her story last night. But a Dachshund is spelled... Honestly, talking about dog breeds is giving me PTSD. I just want you guys to know how Dachshund is spelled. So that you know why we're pronouncing it this way. I would have you could have paid said I'll give you a billion dollars. It's German. I never would have said Dachshund.

I would have went more German. I would have been like Dachshund. Spell it for the people. Spell it for the people, spell it for the people. D-A-C-H-S-H-U-N-D. Dachshund. Oh my God. Okay, so Dachshund, you truly learned something new every day from the morning shows. Yesterday it was a Slack merger and today it's Dachshund.

That is the craziest news I've ever heard. I like need time to process. What are like certain words that you will like never spell correctly? No, there are so, I have a few words and even my autocorrect is like, what are you trying to spell, bitch? Yeah, no, Ben like literally can,

for the life of him, cannot spell opportunity, right? He spells it O-P-P-E-R-T-U-I-N-I-T-Y. And like- Oh, you know what word I can't spell ever? What? Is like physical, psychic. I can't spell any of those words that are like P-H-Y-C. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever. I really cannot spell guarantee. Like I am always like guaranty. Like I just cannot figure guarantee. Guarantee. It's... it's, it's what auntie? Why did you just scream at me?

You scared the shit out of me. You were like. You know how anti- Nobody Jackie. What auntie? You know how anti-culture thrills me? No Guaranteed! You know how anti-culture thrills me. No, I know, like you just- Theo, it's Guaranteed!

Oh my god. Theo's unfazed, neck broken, neck snapped, like, whoo. That was funny. Well, now you'll remember how to spell it. Yes, I will. Guaranteed. Fifth and final story, wow, a little pet biz news. PBN. Are you ready for it? Yes, ma'am. I will. Quarantine. Fifth and final story, wow, a little pet biz news.

PBN. Are you ready for it? Yes ma'am. Petgo has filed to go public as consumers adopt more pets during the pandemic. Wow. So that's just like big dog pet news. Yeah. They will be publicly, they want to be publicly traded again, this time on Nasdaq with the

ticker. You know what the ticker is, like their... The button? No, the letters that they're gonna use. So like if they were publicly TMT, Of course. Their ticker is going to be... P-U-P?

Well no, I guess they sell other pets besides dogs. W-O-O-F. Ah! Woof. Oh my God, that's so, oh, sorry Theo, I didn't mean to wake you up. It's okay. That is so cute, but you know what?

And maybe this is gonna be like crazy. Something about like mass commercial businesses like around pets, like gives me a pit. Like I just don't wanna know what they do to the pets at Petco. Do you know what I mean? Honestly, I was at a Petco like very recently and it was a little pit inducing.

Do you know what I mean? And it's like, they say Petco where the pets go, but it sounds more like Petco where the pets get treated poorly. Like I just have a bad feeling about it, you know? But this is not based on any proof. I feel like, because when there's so many businesses like Petco is so successful,

there's probably hundreds of stores and you're bound to have like at least one, and you know, maximum like a lot of employees who are not kind towards animals. Right. No, then it's just like a quality control problem on behalf of Petco. I just, and I'm not saying, you know, it's better than I'm just, I'm not, I don't have any proof. I'm just, I get weird vibes from like mass market, mass commercial businesses about pets. I hear what you're saying. I'm much more of a boutique, like small business. Yeah. Because they like care about their pets where it's like Petco is you know, they just care about the bottom line

Yeah, but I think the person who started it like must have cared about pets to like devote their whole life Yeah to the pet industry. Oh We've been to a Petco only once there's like not actually there's one in the city. It's really far. Is it? Yeah, I just buy everything online like if you like whoever's invented Chewy is an absolute genius. Chewy. Chewy first of all the name is so cute second of all it's just like Amazon exclusively for pets and they've like just as good a shipping as Amazon. And like they have just as good of like data remembrance where it's like I don't need to put my address in again. Yeah. And my billing and my shipping and my credit card. And they

work with your vet so it's like, if you need certain meds or like Theo's was on a food for a while that was vet prescribed, it's just like a fabulous product. Yeah, very good. Are they public, Chewy? For sure. You think?

I feel like if PECO's not, Chewy is newer. Yeah, but Chewy's digital. Digital moves fast, man. Chewy, the online business for PetSmart that went public more than a year ago. Yes. Thank you. Has seen its share rise more than 150% so far this year

to a market value of 30.3 billion. I feel like this is a good tip. Investment. Yeah, I feel like on my Robinhood. This is not an ad segue. I just do actually use Robinhood. I feel like I should buy some shares of Chewy. You should.

And Chewy's ticker is CHWI, less cute than woof. W-I or why? CHWI. Oh, okay. Less cute than woof. Way less cute. Always cute though still. Always cute. Okay, those are the Fast Five stories,

and I do feel as though in some way, shape, or form you needed to know each one of them. Okay, and I'm really excited because while we don't have a TV recap segment today, we do have a Kelly's Mindless News, and it is so mind-blowing. Like, it may be one of the worst offenses yet. Look at this little guy. Look at this little guy.

Look at the little guy. We're loving the ending. Crunchy man. Loving the ending. I'm particularly excited about today's episode, today's segment of Kelly's Mindless News like the 4th of July. Because of course it is from Hello Magazine, like the number one offender of Kelly Ripa. And her mindlessness.

And her mindlessness. So here is the headline. Kelly Ripa's stunning beach photo with Mark Consuelos is couple goals. OK. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos love a beach getaway. And while they can't currently jet off for a romantic vacation, they can still reminisce about one. So just the mere concept that one of Kelly Ripa's

like, throwback Thursday posts is getting written up is so absurd. But OK. Sure. You would think if it's getting written up it must be something sensational. Of course. The Live with Kelly and Ryan host shared a throwback photo with her shirtless husband on Instagram stories on Thursday. Oh, it's not even a photo post. It was a story. Her Instagram story is getting written up. The Live with Kelly and Ryan host shared a throwback photo with her shirtless husband on Instagram stories on Thursday as she counted down the days until she'd see him next. In the loved up selfie, Kelly is snuggled up behind Mark and they are smiling for the

camera. So, what do you think? What do you think we're going to get? We're being described as a stunning beach photo. Okay, I'm going to say Kelly and Mark like maybe in the 80s or the 90s together on the beach like a couple, cute couple goals photo like nothing crazy. photo. Okay, I'm gonna say Kelly and Mark like maybe in the 80s or the 90s together on the beach like a couple cute couple goals photo like nothing crazy. Okay ready? I'm literally scared. Obviously this will be posted on our Instagram so you can go check it out for reference. It is a

blurry zoomed you wouldn't even know they're on the beach except I thought it was like obviously a third party took the photo there's a beach behind them they're on the beach except. I thought it was like obviously a third party took the photo. There's a beach behind them. They're standing in front of the waves like a beach pick. They're really it's not that revolutionary. But like that's what you described. I really feel like we're onto something. Hello Magazine is really. They're the number one offender of mindlessness. Yeah, that is so crazy.

It never ceases to amaze. Honestly, like just when you think it can't get worse. Bam. Okay. Bam. There it is. It's so mindless and it's so it's such an like that's modern day journalism. How does that make you feel as someone who briefly studied journalism in college? It makes me feel like deeply sad for like the state of the world.

Yep. And that's where we're at you guys. That's the mindlessness that you definitely needed to know. Yeah. Before you jet off into the weekend. You have any big weekend plans? Well, I'm just going to continue to organize my apartment. I have so much house stuff to do. I have a lot of organizing and going through my closets and just figuring out where things

are going to go. And I'm so looking forward to being done with that and then enjoying my new pad. Yeah, that's exciting. Again, super happy and jealous that you have this big new journey ahead of you. Yeah, what about you? I have absolutely no plans just gonna you know, probably do what I do every day and like watch a lot of TV. Maybe we should go to dinner or something. Oh my god, I would love to. I'd love to take you to this new restaurant I've been telling you about. Tomorrow night? Sure, fabulous. Let's do it. Fabulous. Let's go. Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous. Fabulous.

Fabulous is like a word that I've been reintroduced to like maybe a year ago from Margo because she like said it once and I never Like forgot it and it's such a fabulous word. It is and it makes you like only like Older mature stunning fabulous women use it, you know, yes say when you were in high school No only women of like elevated like elegance use it. Yeah, and I want to be that I want to be elevated elegance Yes, exactly. So you guys thanks for a great week of shows We hope you enjoyed all the content being put out today yesterday I have the day for every day if you're looking for more content, maybe it's time for you to become a patreon member

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