The Toast - Toasty Heights: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to New Heights. I'm Jason. I'm Trav. And this is the number one podcast in the world. We're brothers. We're feeling a little Southern today. We're football players.

We're ballers, man. Jace, good to see you. We ball for life, bro. Ball is life. Football is life. It's good to see you, Jace. Looking well. How's the fam?

Fam is good. Trav, I don't even feel like I need to ask because I see you everywhere, bro. How you doing? I'm feeling good. Feeling good. You ready to rock the stage? I'm ready to rock the stage at Arrowhead. I got my girl. I mean, we lost this weekend, but she's here. Hey, Tay. She's here in Kansas City. We won. Eagles 7-1. Jalen Hurts. Fly, Eagles, fly. On the road to victory.

Fly, Eagles, fly. I'm still me, you know? I'm still me. But Jason does sing. I heard your Christmas album's dropping. Yeah, bro. I can't wait. You know, proceeds going back to the community.

Love my community. Fly, Eagles, fly. And I love to sing, you know, just because you're not good at something doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. Well, you know who else is on the album, my man? Who? Me. Are you?

Yeah, I was listening to their podcast this morning, Travis. I just want to say Travis is on the album. The team came to Kansas City to record it with him and I think Taylor's going to be on it because she loves the Eagles and she'll want to give back to the community that's my call an amazing call thank you I literally can't I literally I literally can't talk in this beard I cannot talk in this beard it's so fucking itchy and sweaty I'm dying I can't talk in this mustache when we get into the show we will take off our facial hair, but for now, we got to rock the stage, bro. We got to rock the stage at Arrowhead this weekend. What's the, at Lincoln Financial this weekend? It doesn't roll off the tongue the same. It doesn't have that flow, that kill a trap flow. Now, today's episode is Toast a Weekend. Toast a Weekend?

What's it called? Toast a Ween. And it's a very special episode. It's kind of like a collab. New Heights X the Toast, you know. But we're not really an interview-based show. However, today we make an exception because we've got an extremely special guest here on New Heights today. Who you got, bro? You know her. We love her. People call her Donna, but we call her Mama Kelsey. Everybody in the room, I want a round of applause

for today's guest. It's Donna Kelsey! Yay! Mama! Mama! Oh, my sons. Mama, I missed you. Oh, Travis, you look so good.

Oh, I love your mustache. Mom's in a building, Donna. Mama, you look beautiful. I miss you, Mama. Oh, I miss you, Trav. I love the way you've parted your hair. Oh, Trav, you're looking so fly. Thanks, Mama, just like you taught me back in the day.

Oh, Trav. Oh, hello, Jason. Oh, you're, your butt is mighty bony. You're losing weight too quickly, Jason. You know, it's that eagle's diet. Fly, eagle, fly, ma, ma. I know you get asked a lot, but now that, you know, you're on our podcast, we want the exclusive. What's it like having two kids in the NFL? And let's be real, who do you like better? Maybe the one who gave you grandbabies? Oh, it's pretty amazing. Oh, I don't really care who gives me the grandbabies. I care who

gives me the home. Who is paying up for me house? What? Who's paying up for me house? Ma, ma, ma. Hey, ma, but I brought you Taylor, ma. You love me now, ma? Oh, I don't know who this Taylor woman could be.

Who is she? I know nothing of her. My lady, my love. Ma, you met her at the game. Ma, we got to put you in a home already? Oh, Trailer Swift. Oh, I don't know her. I don't know her. But I know her and I love her.

But I don't know her. It's okay, Ma. It's okay. It's a lot to keep, you know, multiple games, multiple cities, multiple boys. It's a lot, Ma. Oh, it's mighty hard, mighty hard being Donna. Donna Doubtfire has joined us on the podcast today. It's mighty hard being Donna Doubtfire.

Ma, Ma, Trav and I want to know, like, you know, your whole life has changed. You're a celeb. How's it feel, Ma? How's it feel, Ma? Oh, it feels great. Oh, I be getting that Bud Light money. Oh, it's good. The sponsorships are through the roof.

We are paying for school. Oh, it's great. Who's in school? Oh, I send all the children I meet to school. I have nine of them that I've sent to elementary, middle, and high school. Oh, we bake on the weekends. Oh, we listen to Taylor Swift. Ma, ma.

I'm raising more kids than you know. You're not my only kids. Ma, you got some cookies for me? I need your cookies, ma. Oh, oh, I did bring you some cookies. Oh, oh, you see, freshly baked, freshly baked in this Rubbermaid. This is brought to you by Rubbermaid. This is my new million dollar sponsorship. Ma, Ma, what kind of cookies are those? Oh, they're black and white cookies. Oh, they're very good.

Let me show you one. Ma, I think you need to go to the dentist. Your breath stinks. Hey, don't talk to Ma like that. Oh, Jason, you are always an ass. Oh, you've been an ass for a long time. Ma, am I your favorite? Oh, yes, yes, Travis. Oh, yes, you have that

bushy brow, that clean hair. You're looking like a news reporter. Oh, Trav, you look so good. Oh, Ma, I just want to make you proud, Ma. I just want to make you proud. Oh, you make me proud every weekend, scoring those touchdowns, unlike Jason, who's scoring nothing.

Who's scoring nothing. Jason scores nothing. Maybe if you had less kids, oh, you'd score more touchdowns. Oh, oh, you'd score more touchdowns. Oh, oh, my. Jason. Oh, Jason. Oh, my, Jason.

Okay, you're my favorite. Jason gives me things Travis can't give me through Zoom. Ma, Ma, you coming to Kansas soon? Oh, yes, I'm coming to Kansas. Oh, I hear they have a delicious spread. Oh, the brisket in Kansas. It's not like your brisket, Ma. No, it's not.

Oh, no, Trav. Trav, what happened to your mustache? Wait, why am I in Jamaica? Trav, what happened to your mustache, bro? Listen, bro, I'm trying on a new look. My barber's got me all mixed up. Oh, no, she's mixed. He's mixed up.

Oh, no. Oh, I think my hair's caught in my lip. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Okay, Benin, this look is everything. He walked here. I'm vlogging today. He walked here in full clothing.

And wig. No wig. Makeup. No wig. So he really just looked like a very stylish, feminine woman. And honestly, he was also carrying my purse for me, which is like a neutral, which really went with his outfit. We were literally cackling in the street.

That is so funny. Ma, you look amazing. You look amazing, Ma. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. Ma, thanks for being here. We love you. Ma, you look amazing. You look amazing, Ma. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. Ma, thanks for being here. We love you. We know you're busy.

And we'll see you in Philadelphia this weekend, bro. Boy, bruh. Oh, go, eagles, go. I mean, fly, eagles, fly. Go, eagles, go. Fly, e eagles fly. Yay, give it up for Donna Kelsey. Thank you, thank you.

Ma, I love you ma. Love you Trev. By the way, if we were Watch Reppin's Live and we had a drinking game, we'd be like take a shot every time Ben says, ho. Oh, you took your mustache off, I'm so jealous. My beard is like underneath my wig. I don't think I can.

Oh, a little. Oh, my God. For you, though. No, the thing is, the way if I had short hair and a beard and I literally didn't need to put makeup on my entire face and like literally or do my hair today was a real exercise in how much easier men have it. I mean, isn't that the truth oh we've got a great show it's toaster ween 2023 we had a very special a-list guest donna kelsey was in the building and it's gonna be a good thing i got my girl here tailored tailored so rock in the basement Where?

I'm trying I'm being subtle Low key Yeah yeah That's her the best I'm sure everyone saw her On her plane Yeah my girl's got a plane Yeah that's nice

I mean My girl Gave me three grandbabies No not grandbabies My girl gave me three Three of the loves of my life That's beautiful I love

How are my niece is doing. Oh, you know Kylie and the other one whose name I don't know. Kylie's your wife, bro. Oh, shit. Wyatt. Wyatt. And Tate and Sarah. They're doing good, bro.

They're doing real good. Thanks for asking. I miss them. Tell them Uncle Trav loves them. I'll tell them, baby girl, Uncle Trav loves you. Uncle Trav loves you. Uncle Trav has got a big heart full of love. Oh, I've got so much love to give. Do you think the kids have met Taylor? I don't know if it's worked out yet, but I'm sure that it's going to happen. By the way, my Jason Kelsey is also giving Paul Nassif.

You're always giving Paul Nassif. Maybe I am Paul Nassif. Like, that's the answer. No, and I'm always giving Prince Harry because I'm just Prince Harry. Right. Like, once you put that costume on, you were indelibly, no, it left an indelible mark. Yeah, for sure. I think Shrav and Prince Harry are kind of similar i think so too

like a little thirsty yeah travis just like more overt like he doesn't have to pretend to be someone he's not i could see that i guess just harry has to you know be buttoned up but he wants to let loose he's in hollywood baby right i thought he would to let loose. He's in Hollywood, baby. Right. I thought he would actually let loose more now that he's in Hollywood. Letting loose takes time. Yeah. I also love sitting like a man. On the podcast today, I'm sitting like a man, like to be in character. I feel so good.

It's so weird to wear shorts. Yeah, I'm wearing like basketball shorts. Under Armour. It's my sponsor, bro. Oh, yeah. Same. Bro. like basketball shorts under armor it's my sponsor bro oh yeah same bro fly eagles fly on the road to victory fly eagles fly from the hounds and do to stay e-a-g-l-e-s i that song goes. They've got a good song over there.

Yeah, and what do we have? The chomp? Oh, I don't know. Is that what you have? We have like the arrowhead chomp. Thank God we've been spending the last couple of weeks watching a lot of football in preparation for this. It's been research and development. It's so true.

We barely had to do it. I watched the documentary. That gave me more info on you, brethren, than on me. Yeah, Jason's hard to get into character because like he's normal yeah he's just like a guy he's like a dad yeah he's got a big personality did you ever see that video of him when they won the Super Bowl twilight oh no when they won the Super Bowl he gave a speech to his city and it's fucking crazy yes I did and that you also really made him a household name in his city and do you know what he looked like a few years ago like before he got famous he's ever

changing he looks like a character on Game of Thrones like he literally had hair like it was huge like and the biggest beard you've ever seen he's just like this big man he looked like literally a character in Game of Thrones I feel like if Game of Thrones were on now and he was a fan, he'd be one of the celebs that like got a little cameo like Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers, yeah. Ed Sheeran. Yeah. Chris Stapleton.

Underrated cute thing they did. So underrated and so cute. I'm glad they only like chose people who actually look like some of the characters, even though Aaron's kind of a stretch. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran literally was born in the wrong generation.

Yeah, yeah. He's perfect perfect I think JJ Watt you know what's interesting I feel like women's looks like change so much throughout history and over time because trends change but men like are just men I guess their hairstyles change but like it's not like they're getting fake lips fake lashes yeah women's like style changes are so much more drastic men's are really just like clothes and hair. Like a man from today looks the same as a man from 100 years ago. Yeah, but a woman today looks completely different.

She's got beachy waves. Right, right. You think they're doing beachy waves in France? No. No. So we've got a gorgeous show today. It's Toastoween. It's the greatest time of year.

And it's here. And I'm ready to dive in. Are you? Yeah, we've got some D stories, brethren. But we're really just here to shake things up, you know? Shake up the culture. We're here to shake it up Chicago. We're the number one podcast in the world right now. Everyone wants a piece of the brethren.

Yeah, it's kind of, this costume is actually really easy for me to get into because like they're siblings who everyone's obsessed with and we're siblings who everyone's obsessed with. And they do a podcast, a remote podcast. Oh, this is our first Toast-a-ween doing remote. And honestly, couldn't have come at a better time. It makes more sense to have done this remote than to do it together because if you look at their show,

it looks like our show, except like not as scurly. Not as swirly. And definitely not as twirly. And not as Shirley. You said it there. Brethren. Oh.

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You're welcome, bro. I love my Skims. Oh, Skims for men, man. Actually, Jackie, you don't love Skims. I don't? Oh, I don't. My girl said my girl said are you okay uh yeah no i was a little bummed not to be in that ad that was some pretty cool shots should have been us bro should have been us oh sorry let me sit like a man should have been us bro

should have been us well the first story is about me because isn't everything these days me me my girl taylor landed back in kansas city after my big loss to the broncos this was a bummer man taylor returned to see me in kansas city missouri will always be confusing monday after my loss against the denver broncos page six can confirm and so can i because she's right here the song just jetted back to my side in the morning taking off from morristown new jersey the daily mail reported my girls pj was spotted touching down at the airport before her team packed her bags lewis vitton i bought them for her i saw those bags those were so not taylor i know i thought the same thing i feel like it's she's in her travis luxury like no she's in her travis. She's in her Travis luxury. No, she's in her Travis label era.

Yeah, those bags are so Travis. So Travis. He probably left them at her house, and she was just like. Did you also see that article? Selena Gomez sources say is really worried that Taylor Swift is moving too fast. Yeah, I saw that. She's not my favorite friend of my girls. Oh, wow. Travis X Selena. There's drama? favorite friend of my girls. Oh, wow.

Travis X Selena. There's drama. There's a little beef. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like those naysayers. Selena definitely didn't say that. I feel like it's something Selena would say.

I feel like Selena doesn't like say much. No, I agree with that. Like wherever they got this is probably false, but it's not the craziest, most far fetching I've ever heard. Right. Cause like they are moving kind of fast and it has been really public and crazy, which is not something Taylor's ever done. Right.

And Taylor's been hanging out with her girly swirlies. Oh, I guess she did see Selena at the sushi place, but I feel like Selena's really not like her BFF of this era. And maybe that's just cause she doesn't get along with Travis. Blake is her BFF of this era. Yeah. And Sophie. Someone who re-watching Gossip Girl it's so crazy how far Blake Lively has come like it's just insane Ben was asking me last night he's like did this show make her famous I'm like yes but she was famous she's probably the only one on the show who was a

like a name before yeah from Sisterhood yeah hands yeah the traveling hammock it was an amazing hammock that movie was so good was that movie based on a book yeah love that uh sorry brethren dropped my phone taylor's been blowing me up she's going to the supermarket asked me what i want for dinner what do you want what does taylor make you bro stew beef stew why does she need to make a beef stew when she got a beef stew oh tense tense tense What do you want? What does Taylor make you? Beef stew. Beef stew. Why does she need to make a beef stew when she got a beef stew? Oh, tense, tense, tense. Beef stew.

Yummy, yummy. Beef stew. Yummy, yummy. So anyways, yes, Taylor's back in KC. We're spending Halloween together. I'm going to Germany this weekend to play ball. Ask me why that will ever make sense, why we're playing football in Europe when they don't give a damn about the sport.

Wait, also, did you see this Dumois thing that said Taylor and Travis are planning on dressing up together for Halloween as Posh and Bex? I didn't see Posh and Bex. I heard that they were spending Halloween together and there's a party. He talked about going to a party for Halloween on his podcast. So like they're probably dressing up tonight. We are dressing up tonight. That's like so crazy. Like a couple's costume. I don't think we've ever seen Taylor in a couple's costume. Yeah. Posh and Becks would be great. Like a little too on the nose. I feel like they might be like Barbie and Ken. Jackie, if they were Posh and Becks, that'd be so crazy because we literally said that last week.

Yeah, but I feel like that's like everybody's saying that and oh are they I thought that was like an original thought that we had honestly oh I feel like it's an original thought that's like parallel to other people having the same original thought because it's so obvious I hate that I'm doing this in costume but I actually needed to correct something I said yesterday people were mad at me and they were 100% right like I totally fucked up what'd you say I when we were talking about Matthew Perry I just like said that he lost his battle with addiction and like there's no fucking proof of that so I'm sorry to be like doing this in costume because it's a serious thing but I am sorry I shouldn't have said that like we don't know no we don't know we're waiting for toxicology reports and autopsy um and they also said like you

were reading the TMZ like there was nothing nefarious in his house. Just prescription drugs for like anxiety and anxiety, depression and anxiety. So I'm sorry. That was not cool of me. And I won't do it again. That's okay. Turdy Lou. No, like I respect the sober community and I feel like I offended them. So I'm sorry.

Okay. Forgive yourself. It was turdy, not Jason. Just want to, I don't want to slander the good name of the right Jason Kelsey I you couldn't if you tried honestly he's so he's a family man he's beloved he's like literally the mayor of Philadelphia yeah no he's like pucks to Tawny Phil the two of them should get together and talk about who Philly loves more oh my god I took my beard off it feels so much better just take it all the way off because it's like connected to my wig like you can have like a little wig adjustment moment no it's fine i'm fine right now okay cool brother i'm looking good do i look weird

no i don't think so but i mean we all look weird yeah the thing is weird what is weird on halloween so what's your official guess for what Taylor and I will be dressing up as? Honestly, like I think if Dumois has posh and backs, like it's not that. I honestly, I could not see Taylor doing something like pop culture-y or like culturally relevant. Unless it's like a TV show that she loves. Like if she gets dressed up as like Aria from Game of Thrones or something. Because we know she used to love Game of Thrones. So I think maybe, I don't even know if we'll see it.

Like if it's a private party. Yeah, but you know, some of his friends don't give a damn about her privacy. Yeah. I think, do you think they'll, do you think we will violate

SAG-AFTRA's policies? No, did you see Megan Fox is like beefing with SAG-AFTRA? Yeah, like, because she dressed up as Kill Bill. Yeah, which like, I don't think anybody would have cared, but she posted a picture on Instagram,

like added, her whole caption was at SAG-AFTRA. Yeah, which, like, I don't think anybody would have cared, but she posted a picture on Instagram, like, added, her whole caption was, at SAG-AFTRA. Oh, she came for them. She just, like, was starting stuff. And then Lisa Ann Walter, who we all know as Chessie from The Parent Trap, and also the teacher in Abbott Elementary, the Italian lady, she was, like, responding, you know, beefing with Megan Fox. There's, like, SAG-AFTRA.

Oh, and a lot of people pointed out yesterday, we were talking about how, like, Halloween felt lackluster this year in terms of celebrity costumes a lot of people said maybe that was due to the SAG-AFTRA rules maybe maybe I feel like on the one hand I'm kind of here for like people messing with and pushing SAG-AFTRA's buttons because they've like gotten a little out of control But on the other hand, I'm Team Chessie for life. So I'm conflicted. I'm Team Fran for life. Right, so it's a conflict.

So I stand with SAG. You stand with SAG. Because I stand with Fran. Our costumes today are SAG-AFTRA compliant. They are. I think Taylor and I will be AFSTRA compliant. Oh, for sure. I mean, that's important to her.

Yeah, on a serious note, like, she did, like, go out of her way to make sure her movie for the Aras tour was completely compliant with SAG. She had an interim agreement. Like, she's a SAG girlie. But I also feel like, okay, maybe it was compliant with SAG, but it also kind of undercut SAG for her to put out a movie when they're trying to strike and, like, stick it to the studios.

I don't think so, because they wouldn't have approved it if that was the case i just feel like their approvals are willy-nilly willy-nilly there i said it my beard is off i'm a new woman i tried to tell you bro you did you look nice clean cut Yeah no should Jason shave Sound off in the comments To know bro Your look is too iconic So true bro So true

My brethren Bro My bro for life Bro for life Me and you baby For lifers Super Bowl Super Bowl

By the way I feel like this year Based on what I'm seeing It's very likely That we play each other In the Super Bowl I'd love to see you there At the mountaintop, my bro. Because I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing.

I'd rather see you rocking the stage at the Super Bowl. Where is it this year? Vegas? No, that was last year. No, it's in Vegas, yeah. I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing, rocking the stage at Allegiant. Allegiant stage, baby. See you there. Allegiant is like one of the sickest stadiums. It's brand new. It literally looks like a club. Allegiant stage, baby. See you there.

Allegiant is like one of the sickest stadiums. It's brand new. It literally looks like a club. People have tables and shit. This Super Bowl is going to be sick. If I were a player, I'd want to go to this one. I'm going to try and go. That's my goal.

Oh, that's cool. I like that for you. Yeah. I have enough time. I'm going to try and go in the game. Get your head in the game, brethren. Score a TD. Has Jason Kelsey ever scored a know, I'm trying to score a TD. You know, has Jason Kelsey ever scored a touchdown?

I know. Yes. No, but he's he's a tackler. But, you know, if you're playing against a terrible team, they could like run the annexation in Puerto Rico. Sometimes. Sometimes crazy things happen. Has Jason Kelsey ever scored a touchdown? No. Since 2011, no. He's not meant to score touchdowns in his position.

No, no, no. I think he's only on the field for defense, but he could do an interception or something. No, I think he's an offensive tackle, but still, no. I think he's only on the field for defense, but he could do an interception or something. I think he's an offensive tackle, but still, yeah. Yeah, he could do an interception and run it all the way. What is his job? Offensive tackle. Do you know how many Travis has? Touchdowns in my career, baby. Yeah.

100? 76. Got to get to 100. What position am I? I keep telling you, offensive tackle. That doesn't sound like a real position. OT. Position.

Center. I'm a center. Center what? I'm a center center what i'm a center you are centered you're very centered yeah i'm a center i'm so glad we got that straightened out i kind of forgot you know i'm so busy with my kids on the defense offense love that for you brethren because you know one thing about me i'm gonna protect my people one thing about me family man one thing about me i got a tight end that's for damn sure it goes cheek crack hole cheek crack hole say what cheek crack hole say what cheek crack hole. Say what? Cheek crack hole. Hey, ho.

Cheek crack hole. Hey, hey. Cheek crack hole. That's like kind of, honestly, I like being alone too much to dance with your heart. But I get lonely when I'm alone in the dark. That's obviously the number one hit. But cheek crack hole, like there's something there. If it goes like, can I get a cheek crack hole?

Let me get a cheek crack hole. Because it's like the K's, it really is cheek crack hole. Like we could go like a hip hop route if we wanted to. I love that. We could put Taylor on it. She'll do her thing. She'll come in and she'll be like can i get a tree crack hole love it brethren love it bro but are we still in the first story yeah yeah yeah i'm dying

so anyways tbd you guys will see tomorrow what my girl and i were for halloween happy or maybe we'll see it tonight or maybe you'll see it tonight my girl and I were for Halloween. Happy Halloween, y'all. Or maybe we'll see it tonight. Or maybe you'll see it tonight. Depends what time my friends upload. My friends. And by my friends, I mean me. Our next story, some more lover's news. You're my, my, my, my lover. Actually, never mind.

Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum are engaged after two years of dating, sources say. Multiple sources tell people exclusively the couple who were first linked in 2021 are recently engaged. Over the weekend, they were seen leading a Halloween party and showing off her new engagement ring in snaps. I love to see a couple of lovers doing their thing, rocking the stage. I do love to see a couple of lovers doing their thing rocking the stage i do love to see a couple of lovers fucking the stage i love these two i think they're so cute and honestly when he was dating jesse j i was obsessed with them and when they broke up like it was hard but the fact that both of them like ended up so happy like she has a baby we know that's all she's ever wanted he's now engaged to a girl who's best friends with Taylor Swift you'll probably be at this wedding oh for sure brethren I would love to be rocking the stage at the wedding

no I'm obsessed with these two I think they're really cute like what an unlikely duo I just never would have thought that like these two even knew each other like chatting Tatum is in a really weird place in his career but like he was like very close to being a husband yeah but he's also just like pretty commercial mainstream obvious he's also just like affable like i think people like him yeah and she's very cool she's got like the star like she's the cool one in the relationship yeah but opposites attract my brethren opposites attract i mean look at me and kai yeah look at you and kai we met on tinder i didn't know that and it was you know i wasn't really looking for much but kai man she just came in and rocked my world at arrowhead she rocked your world like i rocked the stage so true bro i mean come on bro when are you gonna settle down i I'm trying. I'm looking for a breeder.

A what? A breeder. That's what he said a few months ago. Ew. A woman to have his babies. Oh, my God. That's literally like a disgusting way of saying it. Is it?

A breeder? Like a dog? That's just a technical term. Bro, Kai would never let me say that never kai's got no chill you honestly you need to go rock the stage at arrowhead like you need to take a walk bro okay honestly i don't know what we would be saying on this episode if travis didn't do that incredibly cringy interview where he said you know I saw her rock the stage at Arrowhead now I'm gonna invite her come on come on see me rock the stage at Arrowhead the thing is it's not that it's just that it's the only interview we've ever seen of his if we watched more we would have more to say but I personally

don't need more to say no because you're ready to rock the stage at Arrowhead it all comes back to rocking the stage at Arrowhead so true bro so bro. So true. Anyways, happy for Channing and Zoe. Me too, actually. They're really a nice couple. And I love that they're friends with Taylor Swift. I'm glad they're going the distance. This is a real deal. Yeah.

Just like me and Tay. You and Kai. I mean, me and Kai, bro. That's my bitch right there. You know? You don't think that's disrespectful? But she knows. I said, Kai, you're my bitch right there, you know? You don't think that's disrespectful? But she knows. I say, Kai, you're my bitch.

Yeah. Taylor would never go for that. Oh, we know that. We know. Different strokes for different folks, man. Who gonna rock this stage? The thing is, the thing is, and I'm so glad you brought that up,

all that matters in this life is rocking the stage at arrowhead period and a discussion all right for our next story yeah bro speaking of babies travis barker reveals his and courtney kardashian's baby boy's name and due date after dropping hints name name so fans had speculated that the name was rocky after their yeah baby shower and he confirmed that that is the name okay this is like so regular yeah so regular he said um he's gonna come out of my wife's vagina like doing front kicks and push-ups he joked he also spilled that the due date is either halloween or like the first

week of november so literally any day now if not already um and their uh name it will be rocky 13 um okay can we go back to the wife's vagina thing yeah that was like him making a joke but it's just a lot yeah yeah so rocky george played guitar for suicidal tendencies he said and 13 is just the greatest number of all time he said and rocky and rocky is the greatest boxing movie of all time i just want to say i actually really like the name rocky and i'm sure they're telling people just because like it was leaked by accident on instagram so like whatever i don't think courtney cares that much about like a big reveal, kind of like Kylie.

Maybe they wouldn't have told everyone before the baby was born just in case. I mean, if they didn't spill it, the beans by accident on Instagram stories, but like this is a cute and regular of them. I don't love the whole vagina thing. Yeah.

But I like the name. I like the lack of hype. I like the name too. Actually. I think Rocky's really cute. I think Rocky's really cute. I think it's really cute. A number and a name's very Elon. Very XAE 12, 11, 13.

And she's due any day now. So sending her well wishes. I'm excited for her. Me too. I'm excited for her too. This is like a really lovely Simcha. And these are just nice people who really wanted a baby and they got one.

Yeah. It's beautiful. And you love to see see that and i feel like next thing you know we're gonna see him rocking the stage at arrowhead very well could i'll be there you know i will we would be very receptive if he were if he rocked the stage at arrowhead and if anybody could yeah he's a rocker he's aer. Are you ready for our next story? No. I didn't think you were, brethren. You've got a job to do. Is it our next story that's brought to you by Saks.com?

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was performing when we were young during her weekends with Adele residency at the Coliseum at Caesars Palace she stopped mid-song to greet the doctor who delivered her son back in 2012. I saw this on TikTok. She said, oh my God, Colin. Oh my God, this is the doctor that gave birth to my baby. I haven't seen you in years. She went and gave him a hug and said sorry. She was a little emotional.

Elsewhere during the show, she opened up about her hopes to add another little one to her life. She said, I'm desperate for another baby Colin bloody hell. She had said back so cute August that I really want to be a mom again soon. I've actually been writing lists so every time I see a name that I like I write it down on my phone. Yeah I feel like when Adele's residency first started there was like so much news about like people coming and who she because she does that thing where she walks around during when we were young and she like says hi to people, fans, friends. I saw Hillary Clinton was there.

And that like kind of slowed down, but now it's coming back. And this is so cute. Like I feel like, I feel like Adele does this part of her show when we were young, just to remind everyone, like she's a nice person.

Like, cause every time there's, every time she does a show, there's a story about it. Like young fan facetime like it's like the viral the viral moment yeah well I don't typically fall for it but this is really cute like imagine no it's so sweet Dr. Fox coming to see you it's Dr. Fox rock the stage at Arrowhead rock the stage at the Coliseum right I mean that would be so emotional You're singing when we were young and she wants another baby. Like, it's too much. It's too much.

Yeah. By the way, I was going to say, I don't know how Adele, like, doesn't cry at every show, but I'm pretty sure she does. Yeah. That's part of the show. Yeah. No. And as someone who saw the show, I can tell you, literally, I was sobbing.

It's so good. Yeah. That's pretty cool, brethren, that you got to see that. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Bro, what does your girl taylor thing of a deal i was just wondering the same i've never asked her she's never come up neither one of them have ever really like acknowledged each other i feel like adele's always acknowledging beyonce yeah and so is taylor and vice versa yeah beyonce's just kind of like

the bridge for all the pop stars and like adle and her don't really have Mutual friends No and it's I don't know I feel like In interviews like Adele is the type of person people always get asked About and so is Taylor Swift but neither One of them have been asked about each other Yeah there's beef

By the way but I feel like they have Mutual friends am I making something up No they have mutual friends am i making something up no they have mutual friends emma stone okay emma stone remember when adele went out with emma stone and jennifer lawrence in new york and it was like the coolest like group of people have never existed yeah and emma stone is so tight with taylor okay so one and j. And Jennifer Lawrence was at the Aris tour. So I assume they're friends. Friendly. Friendly. Friendly. No one's closer with her than me, bro. We're like this. Who are you closer with bro? Me or Taylor? Oh, you're my brethren from day one. Bros for life. Bros for life, bro. Let me tell you, I borrowed this jacketcky from the redheads because i didn't own any

eagles jersey and i'm rifling through her pockets like an animal you want to know what's in here i guess so a receipt from jeffrey's grocery store i don't even know where that is maybe a waverly place maybe it's in philly she spent 57 and some matches from Emmett's. Oh, Emmett's on Grove? I actually just ate here. It's pretty good. Cool. I'll leave it in there when I return the jacket.

That's what you should do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'd rather see you out there rocking the stage at Arrowhead. Wouldn't we all? I'm really conflating those two lines. I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing. And come see me rock the stage at arrowhead it's the same energy it's the same it's giving kevin g he is kill a trap

kevin g kill a trap is kevin g 100 let's do our fifth and final story so that you can get back to training for this weekend now that i may put my beard back on for the fifth and final story i gotta get back to my girl we've only got a few days before i'm headed off to frankfurt she's going to south america it's hard times bro but we'll make it through i'm ready bridgerton actress suffered two psychotic breaks from that show she said calling out netflix and shondaland for not providing support she said she was deteriorating while filming so Bridgerton actress Ruby Barker called out Netflix and Shondaland for failing to support her during two psychotic breaks that occurred in the wake of the romance series

blockbuster success Barker was a series regular she played Marina the Featherington cousin whose scandalous pregnancy made her a social pariah in Regency era London she said her first psychotic break happened in 2019 after she got production on Bridgerton season one a second one occurred in 2022 but she said she got no support from Netflix so she was on a podcast recently and said not a single person from Netflix not a single person from Shondaland since I have had two psychotic breaks from that show have even contacted me or emailed me to ask if I'm okay or if I would benefit from any sort of aftercare or support. She said her mental health started declining during the filming of Bridgerton. She claimed her character's isolated nature negatively impacted her.

Quote, during filming, I was deteriorating. It was a really tormenting place for me because my character was very alienated, very ostracized on her own under these horrible circumstances. When I went into hospital a week after shooting Bridgerton season one, it was really covered up and kept on the down low because the show was going to be coming out. In the run up to the show coming out, I was just coming out from the hospital. My Instagram following was going up. I had all these engagements to do. My life was changing drastically overnight and yet there was still no support

and there still hasn't been any support all that time. So I was really trying really, really hard to act like it was okay and I could work and that it wasn't a problem so did she have the break after after season one came out and then like during season two and so she's where was she giving this interview on a podcast called um loaf and I'm assuming she is not returning for the next season well I guess what did matter like it would depend on where her character was at I feel like they kind of closed the book on Marina she yeah her character actually ended up like happy yeah and she was insane was in like that one episode where Colin came to see her to kind of like yeah get closure and he she like had a baby and she was actually really happy.

Her husband like didn't bother her and she lived in a big house and she could have had such a worse life because she got pregnant. Right, right. Like it was the best of all outcomes. So I guess like, I mean. Her story is over, you're right.

It doesn't make sense for a character to have to be in season three and it clearly doesn't make sense for this actress to really rejoin. Yeah, no, I'm saying like she wouldn't be talking publicly negatively about Netflix if she was, you know, waiting saying like she wouldn't be talking publicly negatively about Netflix if she was you know waiting on them for a paycheck that's true so I'm assuming she's done yeah I guess we can say that would connote she's done I mean I just think this is like

Hollywood isn't good for mental health what like? Like, you know, they're not like a super caring. No, it's industry. It's like a cutthroat user. Brutal industry. Yeah. Agreed. Oh, it's important to keep that in mind. Yeah.

And I feel bad for her. Like, that's really like a psychotic break. That's not like, you know, that's a small thing. That's no small thing. Like you have to be get like in a hospital like that's serious yeah and to have the fact that nobody reached out to her like I'm shocked right like Hollywood's disgusting like what are we yeah yeah maybe a different industry a different yeah it's a lot honestly the fact that she's speaking out against Netflix that like puts a stain on your sort of

reputation people aren't going to want to work so Maybe she doesn't give a fuck anymore, you know? Yeah. Same for Shondaland too. Like. Yeah. Shondaland is like big. And beloved. Yeah. So.

And also it just is like, oh, you're going to like talk negatively about us. Bite the hand that feeds you sort of thing. Like who would want to. No, they both hate each other. Again, like even a different place. So I'm sure she's done, which sounds like it's for the best. Yeah. When is Bridgerton coming coming back because it's it's her it's her time right i feel like it's almost time for uh who's that wench penelope nicola her name is nicola in real life penelope yeah and but this probably be a good season because spoiler alert right What's this? She's. Oh, spoiler alert.

If you didn't watch Bridgerton yet, just mute for a second. She's Lady Whistledown. But we already knew that. Yeah, but the ton is going to find out because it's like about her. That's true. And her friend knows Eloise or whatever. Eloise. She's so fucking self-righteous.

I hate that bitch. No. She's my least favorite character. Eloise greater than Penelope for me right now. No, towards the end of last season, yeah, Penelope fucked up. But like she's a sweet girl and she's like kind of pathetic. No, she's kind of an arse. An arse?

Yeah, she's kind of an arse and she's let the power go to her head. By the way, breaking news. Travis calls Penelope from Bridgerton a positively an arse. Positive arse. Arse. That's just such a good insult. It is. Taylor and I were watching Bridgerton.

She said the same. Taylor definitely loves Bridgerton. I know, but it's kind of Kim's thing. I know. Taylor definitely loves Bridgerton, but I feel like if she did, she would like make it her personality. So maybe she never saw it. But Taylor doesn't like make stuff her personality no but like she incorporates things that she loves like Game of Thrones yeah but we find out like years later and she becomes friends with people like yes she's not friends with Phoebe she should be

friends with Phoebe Denver yeah yes she should something's am miss she has a lot of friends like who needs more she my girl always wants more friends she's hanging out with Brittany Jackson the gang well I can't believe we made it through this whole episode without talking about Jackson moms I mean listen that's Pat's little beau mad love Pat that's Pat's little beau that's family to me bro yeah i mean not like you not like you and my nieces but that's family bro pat me can't come between us bro i cannot wait to see you for the holidays like family back together mom's home cooking you know is taylor coming so taylor's on tour but we're trying to make something work well you know you're always welcome at at me and Kaz place Casa Kelsey Casa de Kylie Kelsey

well bro you know I love you I love working with you I love doing the show good luck this weekend you too can't wait to see you Rock stage at Arrowhead I'll be in fucking Frankfurt I told you I'll be rocking the stage In fucking Frankfurt Oh my god Should we rock the stage At fucking Frankfurt Like why bro

Why can't I be Rocking the stage At Arrowhead Why do I have to Go to Germany Let me be honest Like I'm so relieved That dad ain't me bro

Not this weekend But you know that NFL They're gonna make you go to fucking frankfurt i hope everybody enjoyed toaster in 2023 honestly nailed it crushed it mic drop we love you guys we'll see you tomorrow back for normal episode where we'll look so much more beautiful thank you so much for listening to the new heights the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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