The Toast - Travis on the Stage: Monday, June 24th, 2024

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Monday that feels like a real Monday, because we have work, work to do, things in which to discuss, and we gotta hop to it, you know? Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good, yes, this is the grand old Monday, the big week kickoff. This week is gonna be so many weeks in one, I feel like every episode is going to be a whole week.

Well, first of all, today's episode is literally gonna be the length of a week so I hope you're sat as the kids say have a seat I'm sad we've got Taylor we've got Travis we've got Jax we've got Claude we've got Romeo and what's bigger than the whole sky for me on this day and we're gonna get into it and we won't dilly-dally too much because it's really like the thing everyone wants to discuss is a royal family yeah of course there's like so many things to talk about what's your number one of this weekend what part of it Travis on stage yeah yours is but like but like Prince William is like an extremely close second. Yeah, yeah. For me, Prince, that selfie, I'm just, it was too much. It was more than I could predict. Like I thought I was being delusional in my prediction.

Like Princess Charlotte bopping out at the concert. No, they gave us more than I could have ever dreamed of. It was genuinely like a weekend. Like it was too much for anyone to even sort of withstand. And I'm glad that we got like a day or two to process. Like I have a lot of thoughts of things in which to share. We also have House of the Dragon recap. Did you watch last night?

I did. So we'll be doing that at the end of the show. And then the other stories, which good luck to them. Good luck to them. But they're feasts, you know. Hopefully they can fit on the cards. Hopefully there's enough time for all of them because honestly Taylor sucked all the air out of the room today we could seriously do a fast five

of Taylor's weekend in London we could but instead all tailored will be in story number one and then there are technically other stories in a technical sense in a technical sense. In a technical sense. But before we get into everything, how was your weekend? My weekend was fabulous. I headed upstate with my in-laws. We celebrated my father-in-law's birthday and two interesting things happened to me that I wanted to share that I didn't even tell you offline

because I wanted to get your genuine reaction to the first one. And because I didn't really talk to you this weekend. You were kind of like in the woods being a nature girl. Yeah, I was. I went on a hike. Classic turt. Really turt? Were you in a yurt but let me tell you so were you in a yurt it kind of was a yurt actually yurt turt was in a yurt it was just not a yurt really at all except that it was round you know like vibes our little cabin thing was yeah it was round so that's so funny really yurt So on one of the days, Ben and I ventured out to pick up lunch for everybody.

And we placed the order. We had like 15 minutes to kill. So we start, you know, walking around. The town is really cute there. And we're in this like antique shop looking around. And this like guy, like normal looking guy our age, like comes over. And he's like, excuse me. Guy, guy, guys.

Yeah, yeah, guy. And I'm like, yeah, hi. And he's like, are you? And I was like, wow, they just, they follow me everywhere. I was like, yes, I am her. She is me. Girl with no job, toast. He was like, oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so then his like wife comes over. And I thought, you know, they were just ready to dote on me no no no Jackie you know what they said seriously I was with Ben first of all and you couldn't have you could have given me a thousand guesses I wouldn't have gonna guess what they said next they didn't say we love good guys no oh god for god okay no worse they said oh my god know, we are like really, really close, like best friends with Maverick. In front of Ben. In front of Ben. And I'm like, oh, that's amazing. How is he?

And they were like, oh, he's amazing. He actually just got married. I said, oh, that's amazing. I had to, you know, sob quietly in the corner. Oh my God. And I'm like, oh, and they like, they were, they couldn't have been nicer. And I actually was curious. And I said, does he know at all? Like the lore? Oh, two questions. Does Maverick know the lore? Yeah. Who cares about Ben? No Maverick. Like what does Maverick know about like this crazy story we have kind of a concocted in our heads? And they were like, yes, we actually all got together

and did like a dramatic reading of your book. And I said, oh, that's amazing. No, that's just what I wanted to hear. Thank you so much. I had sort of, maybe it was like delusional of me. I had sort of just decided that the whole thing just went over his head,

you know, like he hadn't heard. He's super busy. He missed it. And they were like, no, no, no. Like he knows everything. And they were like, we were cracking up. And I was like, oh, that's so amazing. Thank you so much for ruining my day.

You know, it's funny. I feel like when you start this job of like trying to be a content creator and influencer, I think a lot of people like don't start because they're worried what like people that they went to middle school and high school are going to think about them when they see their content. Like that's the worst people to think about watching your content when you start out. But then you hit a level of success and it's like, yeah, those people from middle school and high school can't touch me. Look at me now. Yeah. But now it's like, no, back to worrying about what people from middle school and high

school are saying about your content. It was such a nice day up until that point, you know? And so that was definitely a lull in the weekend. I'll say that. And what does Ben know about the Maverick lore? The thing is, Ben read my book. And Maverick's name didn't jump out to him. And what's so funny is, like, I had had a whole chapter on like Ben and just dating and my dating experience was so limited that the the story

I wanted to harp on like my ex was seriously like a boy I kissed in the seventh grade like that's how uneventful my social life was um and so Ben obviously like a normal human being thought nothing of it you know everybody like had a crush in middle school um he doesn't I think he actually he does know how you and I have sort of never moved on from that yeah we're still here right us collected on the maverick lore it takes a lot for me to feel like embarrassed I'm not really capable I'm shameless in a lot of ways and And I'll tell you, that was definitely a horrifying experience. So thank you to them. They couldn't have been nicer, by the way.

But it was just like, oh, great. Thanks. Have a good weekend. Yeah. Ako taco. Ako taco. And then the second thing that happened that ruined my weekend, even though I had an amazing weekend, of course,

I just come here and say the two things that ruined it. Don't worry. I have my negativities to share as well. Amazing. So, at this hotel we stayed at, I brought my Kindle, but there was like this room. Oh, God. And it's gone? What?

And it's gone? Still in the air? No, no, no, no. I brought my Kindle, but they had like this little shared library where you can like leave and take books. And I wanted to see what they had. The only one I really recognized was It Ends With Us, which, classic. And then they had Sarah's Key. Now, you and I were just talking about Sarah's Key because I had thought about perhaps watching it.

It's a book turned into a movie based on a true story during the Holocaust. And I was like not going to watch it because I really didn't want to get a pit. But then when the book was there, I don't know why. I felt like I need to like read this. Like I felt like these were two signs and I can't keep ignoring it so I started the book I'm only read 70 pages and I had to take like three breaks and after 70 pages I literally had to excuse myself when I was at the pool and go to the bathroom and start crying like it is and I can't stop now like you're gonna finish finish it? Of course. Like, how can I not finish a book about something people experience?

These people have to live through it. I can fucking read it. Yeah. Oh, my God. The way I fucking hate France. Like, you seriously will never not catch me being Francophobic. Okay? Fuck them.

That's a good reason. It's frightening. The thing is, the thing is about France we always joke because you know I'm learning a lot about World War II I'm reading different books about what went down in Italy and what went down in France and everyone knows France just sort of rolled over and took it up the ass and was like yeah Nazis oh no pretending to fight back they loved it they welcomed them to take over Paris like we all know we need energy but this and I'm going to pronounce it

wrong, Veldhiev, is that how you pronounce it? I don't know. It's this event in French history that, you know, they don't teach in French schools and they don't really talk about because it's humiliating. And, you know, we all think of the Nazis like, oh, bad, of course bad but what ended up happening in France in July 1942 is so disgraceful and the French police really were out here making the Nazis look like heroes because the French police were ordered by Nazis to like gather up the Jews but they were given strict instructions like you know working men able-bodied men. But the French were like, no, no. And there had been rumors that there was going to be a roundup of able-bodied Jewish men. So a lot of people's, like, brothers and husbands, like, started, like, slowly disappearing, going, you know, out of town. So when the time came for the

roundup, there weren't a lot of able-bodied men. So the French police were like, all right, let's do the next best thing. Let's take all the women and children and the remaining men. And they ended up rounding up 14,000 Jews in one night in July, very hot in July. And what do you do with 14,000 Jews who you round up? I don't know. They decided to put them in this indoor stadium. And this stadium is no longer standing,

but it was this very famous stadium where cycling competitions took place, bicycles or whatever. And it's July, and they leave 14,000 Jews in this stadium for four days with no food, no water, and no bathrooms. Now, what goes on during those four days is so abhorrent. The conditions, they're worse than you can even imagine. People giving birth, people throwing themselves off of the roof, just onto the middle of the field because it was so horrible, just killing themselves. People dying. People throwing up.

People just going to the bathroom. There's no toilet. And then after four days, this is where I'm up to in the book, where they separate the men from the women and children. Everybody's sent off to camps. And once they get to the camps, they eventually separate the mothers from their children, which is where I had to stop reading because it was just, like, so upsetting. Now, I know through the story that all 14,000 people, nobody who went into that stadium, made it out alive. Everybody ends up at Auschwitz, Birkenau, which I haven't gotten to in the book,

but the book takes place, obviously, in 1942, and then also this journalist in 2004, it's a true story, who gets like tasked, she's an American, but she's lived in Paris for 25 years and she gets tasked with like doing a story about the 60th anniversary. She's like, what is this thing?

I never heard of Veldhieve. And they're like, nobody around her wants to talk about it because like it's like this shit stain on France's resume. And she's just like doing everything she can to learn about it. You know, there are people who are still alive who like lived, Oh, and it's in like a residential neighborhood. And you know,

people are coming out. People are coming out of their houses on this warm, sunny day, seeing 14,000 Jews in coach buses being and they smelled it too. Yeah, like it reeked on the streets of France for for weeks because you had 14,000 people living in inhuman so I'm just starting the book but it so upset me so deeply and it's like I couldn't stop thinking about the whole weekend and I just want to say like I hate France that's what I want to say because the thing is we know all these stories about the Nazis you know Nazi this Nazi that and I just think it's important that everybody knows well yes it was ordered by the Nazis France did it carried it out and did it worse than actually the Nazis had requested yes they put their own little je ne sais quoi on it yeah there was a lot of excitement yeah there was a lot of excitement by these French policemen and then when they talk

about like how they got to this place but right before everybody was rounded up everybody was wearing yellow stars and they were kicked out of restaurants. And, and then there was this, you know, um, exhibit put on by the Nazis that ran and it turned many people anti-Semitic just that when they like lay the,

when they show how the groundwork was laid to get, you don't get to a place where everyone's just showing up one day, rounding up Jews. There's a lot of work that needs to be done to get society to a place of comfortable with that being like, Oh yeah, we got to get rid of the Jews. They're dangerous.

Um, it's so eerie to what's going on today. Yeah, I'm sure you saw those videos in LA yesterday. The pro-Palestinian terrorists were outside of a synagogue in LA. A kosher restaurant. Kosher restaurant trying to block people from going into the synagogue.

They beat up a Jewish woman. Yep, broad daylight. Yeah, fights breaking out left and right. There was a couple. Did you see them in the Range Rover? Yeah. And they had a baby in the back? Yeah.

Thankfully, the baby was taken to child services. Because when the terrorists show up, like with their child. Yeah. They literally came to beat up Jews with the toddler in the backseat. In the car seat. Yeah. Disgraceful. Very similar to, you know, 1942 France energy.

And I don't know. I just feel like, I feel like I do this too. You know, whenever we talk, we're always clowning on Germany in modern times. And they deserve it. And I feel like they take it. You know, they know that like we're all making jokes about them. Yeah, they take the L. And they know when people are like a little sensitive to them.

They get it. However, everything I've really heard about Germany in recent, like even like months, they're doing the work. You know, they're actively fighting against anti-Semitism. Vogue Germany just put a hundred year old Holocaust survivor on their cover. Like, you know what? I'm going to lay off of them a little bit, just a little bit. And I'm going to send some of that energy France's way.

Like, I feel like we've all forgotten. Well, I didn't know now that I know done with you yeah they get a little overshadowed and they're happy to be like yeah no not us Germany it was like Germany Germany no it was like low-key you too bitch so the book is really upsetting I mean everybody who would like to DM me about it they're like this book will ruin your life yeah you'll be thinking about it for years but like most and I and I love, of course, everybody knows my favorite World War II book is The Nightingale, but The Nightingale is not based on a true story.

Right. And so when there are such compelling true stories to tell, like Sarah's Key, I think it's important that like we read those ones. So I'm doing it. It's going to take me a while

because it's like really, really hard to get through, but I'm going to do it. That's good. Well, I started the book for the Redheads last night and I did not have that experience actually I started a few nights ago it's called real Americans and I don't know where it's going it started in one vein I like thought I knew what this book was just like someone telling their life story and complaining um but it's becoming

like a little bit of like what where is this leading to a little bit of a mystery which I like so I and it's really long so I'm only at like 40 percent but I so far I'm enjoying it what were the negative anecdotes you wanted to share from your weekend oh well I hate to like you know rag on a business but I'm going to do so because yesterday we went to what's called just to like spare other people yeah it's like it's just opened up and on the one to what it's called just to like spare other people. Yeah. It's like it's just opened up. And on the one hand, sometimes it's like I don't want to rag on this, but I don't know. I feel like something's weird.

Yesterday, we went to this thing called the Balloon Museum. It just opened in Miami in the Art District. And you would think like a balloon museum would be like primarily for children. And then, you know, some adult like Museum of Ice Cream vibes where it's like super colorful and killed friendly but like some you know overgrown adults like want to go have fun and have an ice cream okay fine yeah we won't stop you the balloon museum was the lights were off in most of the exhibits it was like all these different installations that were like eerie and creepy and either all black there was a olympic sized pool of balloons that were all black balloons. And then on the ceiling were balloons hanging off all black balloons. Like so weird.

The light, like if everything had been in primary colors and the lights were on, it would have been amazingly fun, a feast for the eyes. But it was so weird. It made me feel like this is very mature and it's not for kids, but like a balloon museum that's not for kids. And the whole place was filled with children.

And I don't know if everybody was thinking the same thing that I was, but like, I feel like there was some discord on the planning committee where one person was like, this is like, someone was like, you know, that guy, Demna from Balenciaga. And the other person was like. A normal. Ronald McDonald being like, this should be fun. Yeah.

Whatever happens is fun. And like, honestly, the Balenciaga is fun and like honestly the Balenciaga won out it was giving Balenciaga and like if you were thinking about going or if it's coming to your town like I would skip it I wish I had skipped it so I just wanted to like save some again the thing is they chose these vibes so I don't feel bad clowning on the vibes and being like don't go because yeah like maybe it's not for kids but if it's not then who is it for yeah and then when you leave like there's all these balloon animals you could buy, and there's so many kid-friendly elements.

Yeah, and if it's not for kids, who is it for? Just like adults who wanna marvel at balloons? It was weird. Yeah, I don't know. Do better. I saw the pictures, you guys, Jackie's not being dramatic. It definitely had a sort of dark energy to it, like demonic. Demonic, yeah. Yeah, everything was dark and scary. It was kind of like a haunted house more than. Yeah. Everything was like dark and scary.

It was kind of like a haunted house more than like a museum or a celebration of balloons and colors. It was not a celebration. It was not a celebration. I'm sorry. Like the pictures, seriously. And all the kids and all the pictures were screaming, crying. At the end, there were all these vignettes, colorful vignettes where you could take pictures

with balloons that were so cute. So like, I'm sure if your friend is posting from the balloon museum, you're like, wait, this looks amazing. Because those Instagrammable moments were adorable and that was really fun. But the whole of the museum was incredibly fucking weird. That is so unfortunate. And the kids deserve better than that. Seriously.

Like who is, and I also want to know who is this for? It's also like in the design district. So maybe it was for like creatives. But I'm sorry, grow up. It's balloons. Yeah, balloons, I think it's safe to say, are reserved for children. Let's put that in the children's category.

Even more so than ice cream. Yeah, ice cream's for everyone. It's a food. 1000%. But I think balloons are for children. And what was the other negative anecdote? No, that was really the one. Oh. Oh,

oh my God. But a positive anecdote is I'm just going through bread left and right. I made fresh bread on Saturday and I have another loaf going today because we finished all of our bread. Everyone is loving my bread. I'm super excited to get my hands on it. Oh, and the other thing I wanted to say is that this morning I was on a business call with my business partner Ben Ben literally called me as I was getting ready to like go over ideas for the sandwich shop that's not happening like I'm having fun like I'll make a sandwich and then I'll give it a title because like this is me being like creative and violent and artistic and I'll indulge him we'll like literally have fights about the business just because it's literally a hobby it's like a fun it's not a hobby it's a hypothetical no but just like talking about this fake idea there's something

like creative and fun about it. Stimulating. The fact that we had a call this morning talking about and arguing about where our first location should be. Because I told you like this is not a joke to Ben. You can't joke about business to Ben. Like he's excited and he's I'm telling you he's he's moving forward like with or without you. I don't know where we landed on the first location I think we said Asbury Park because he likes that idea so I don't know if soon we're going to be owning land in Asbury Park but like someone needs to tell him I'm just going through the motions like I'm just having fun and being creative it's like camp I'm LARPing as a sandwich shop owner that's what I'm doing I like how you're saying somebody needs to tell you.

Yeah. No, no. You got yourself into this mess. You'll get yourself out. Just tell them it's a one large LARP. Actually, I mean, look at the book. That started as a LARP. Most great things do.

Should we name the sandwich restaurant LARP Witch? LARP Witch. Oh, also, there are so so many names but not the name what were we gonna call it today Ben and I I forget right now do you want to it's do you want to tell do you want to tell everyone what you're like Jackie has decided on a name and Ben like doesn't get it he hates it and Jackie will heretofore be referring to the sandwich shop as this so when we talk about the sandwich shop this is what I call. I recognize I don't really think there's a world in which like letters are going up on a building with this name on it, but this is my working name for the restaurant because

I think it encompasses the vibe that I'm going for and it has a really sweet meaning. Yeah. So the restaurant, as I see it in my head, is called Strandberries. And Ben is so confused. He said, how did we get here? How did we get out? So it's called Strandberries because right now, like, that's what Harry calls sandwiches. Oh, I didn't even know that. I thought it's dry sand.

No. Sandberries. But that's another one. No, it's called Strandberries because, like, when I make him sandwiches, he would call them, like, Strandberries. And then I call them Strandberries. So now he calls it that because that's what we call it oh I totally miss that and I just feel

like the term stranberries connotes fresh produce fresh yes freshness it's like and it's very you know I could see it with like the red gingham tablecloths and mason jars and welcome to stranberries yeah and visually that's not at all what ben has in mind you know gingham and mason jars he has good guy subs in mind where it's sweaty meats all the time yeah i actually think you two going into business together is not the right idea you're too far off the thing is he's willing to compromise because he just wants to make a deal. I think he thinks like a bad deal is better than no deal. Yeah. Yeah.

And as much, I think good guy subs is a great idea. I can't be a part of it because I have nothing to do with that. Yeah. Like it's not me. Yeah. So that's where we're at. Creative difference wise. And I know we said we wouldn't dilly dally, but that's exactly what we've done.

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Our first story, Taylor Swift, Eros tour London. Let's start with the number one in most people's hearts and minds. She brought Travis Kelsey on stage as a surprise guest during the third London Eros tour show. So before she sings the song, I Can Do It With a Broken Heart, she does a little skit apparently. I wouldn't know because I haven't been spoiling the concert for myself on TikTok all this time. And for the last show, Travis joined the skit. So the skit is essentially right before

the song I Can Do It With a Broken Heart. And during the skit, she's like, no, I don't want to do it. Like it's very emblematic of the song that's about to come. And her dancers are like shaking her and, you know, putting her new outfit on brushing her hair being like bitch get ready and when the dancers come out there's usually three of them I think the third one was Travis and seriously like the the videos that that have come out and they're still coming out are so crazy because the audible like gasp the the shookness, like, you can hear it. People were not at all expecting. I mean, Taylor is so, you know, in recent memory, so private about her relationship.

She barely walks red carpets. So to even fathom that her boyfriend would come on stage is so not even, nobody could have even conjured it up because it's so out of the realm of possibility that when it did happen we choked I was choking people were I my phone was blowing up she brought him on stage I'm like no okay what are people saying what the camera turned to him I was like there's no way he's physically on stage and he was he did a great job own costume bespoke he had his own little dance Louboutins Louboutins fresh and he was one of the dancers he like picked her up brought her to like the other dancers and they like fixed her makeup and he had like a makeup brush it was it takes a lot to shock me I was shocked honey I was in tears I was shocked yeah now it's like

not that crazy when you think about how like you know she stormed the field like remember when we were like Taylor's on the field Travis is on the stage yeah it's the equivalent of you know supporting your partner I it's fun it's like it's like Ben coming out at one of our live shows exactly and after the whole weekend of him like being a star you know he was entertaining friends and family in the VIP tent he really was kind of being like you know first gentleman energy yeah and it was such a fabulous weekend for him his brother was there Kylie and Jason were at the first two shows like so you just I honestly like I have no words yeah really really really cute really cute really shocking and then up until that point there had been so many newsworthy things like about them you know

she was pointing to him she did his archer pose that he does when he scores a touchdown they were literally just like staring at each other the whole concert coded or easter eggs it was just like that she literally might as well point him and like hey travis i love you yeah like that's my man like it was shocking in its um what's the opposite of subtle overt overtness because taylor's never been like that. And even in this relationship, she has been like that. So it shouldn't shock us, but it still does. But it's just like most relationships where there's just stages. Now they have different stages to hit, but it's like they're at the stage.

First he comes to a show. Then he's seen at the show. Next he's pointed at the show. Karma's the guy in the Chiefs. Karma's the guy in the Chiefs. And now he's on stage. What's next? Literally a duet. Yeah. what could even be more than this

aside from like engagement and getting married but like in a professional sense that he could do they literally like during the sacred songs bring him up and they harmonize to you've got to fight for your right to party like that's next literally that's next super cute. That's next. Super cute. And I love how like, you know, she came to his game, Storm the Field, and it was like, I forget who they even played.

It was all about Taylor. And he obviously loved that. And now like, he came to her. It's all we're talking about. And it's not weird. It's like really the definition of having like two equal,

you know, partners who really support each other. And it's not like, it's not weird. It's not like insecurity. Because I feel like in the past, this would never happen for a number of reasons. One, like a partner who's super private wouldn't want to do something so public. Two, Taylor wouldn't want to make her relationship like something for the public. Like, I feel like nobody would have wanted this.

Not even talking about Joe. I'm talking about literally any person. She's never brought a partner up on stage. Like even Calvin Harris to be on the ones and twos. Fricka, fricka. And it is really crazy that like this monumental weekend happened in London. Now obviously London's just like a major city in Europe. And it's also a city that Taylor's like deeply connected to and has a lot of songs about.

So it makes sense that like all this hoopla would have been for that. There are certain cities like you know when she did SoFi it was going to be a big deal and there were a bunch of surprise you know things over there you knew when she did New York it was going to be like certain cities are tailor-coded and and London is one of them but it's gotta hurt that you know her most recent long-term relationship like took place there yeah but also Maddie is a London boy Harry Styles Calvin Harris is he Australian is he he's got an accent does he yeah well yeah I feel like you could always say oh this was like directed at Joe but then like Maddie puts a layer of confusion into everything which is good like same with TTBD it's like is it Joe or Maddie it takes the pressure off of Joe which I'm happy for

him because like he can't handle it okay no and the thing is is that in so many ways nothing that's happened in the last year is about Joe Alwyn it's literally all about Maddie Healy like on the car ride home from upstate yesterday I listened to TTPD again like from front to front to end in full and the way there's like two Joe Alwyn references and like a thousand Maddie Healy ones is so crazy and I actually do feel like it's meant I'm sure she could write a million songs about Joe it was a very profound you know part of her life but I do feel like it's you know her way of protecting that time in her life like even

though it didn't work out it was an important relationship um and then you know one of Maddie Healy's exes was at one of the shows last night in Taylor's VIP tent. Yeah. It's more Maddie Healy coded than anything, but everybody automatically, you know, sees a picture of Taylor with the Prince of England, and they're like, Jo. Yeah, yeah, it's very true. Also, she sang, I could do it with a broken heart, she sings it right after Smallest Man Who Ever Lived.

So it's like her heart is broken, and she needs to be picked back up by Travis from the smallest man who ever lived, who is Maddie. No, no, she's literally like, she's telling, like telling like she's not like I said there's no subtlety here and she's always been known for being like this could be about anyone or anything and I think a lot of people have thought over time like the meaning of songs has changed actually they're like wait no it's not about that it's about this but right in this moment she's being incredibly direct and clear about what's going on unrelated question what is who

is but daddy i love him about maddie healy but then when you listen to the very end of the song it ends up being about travis okay because it's like but daddy i love him daddy i love it and then when she's singing about me and my boy and all this wild joy the last chorus she changes some of the words and it's about travis okay thank you for that also we're gonna get into everyone who attended every night but the headline of guests who attended Prince William Princess Charlotte Prince George in the royal box as predicted by us singing to shake it off we literally said and they went backstage which as Travis knows no one goes backstage but I like it just shows immense respect for the royal family but like mutual respect because when I saw that selfie of Travis, Taylor, William, Charlotte,

George it's like I couldn't even tell you who was the most excited to be in that picture and who's the least excited like everyone Charlotte Charlotte was the most you think Charlotte was the most you don't think William was so excited being like, I'm dad of the year. F you, Megan and Harry. No, the crazy thing about that is, and we were just talking about that. Like, remember when Prince William,

or no, Prince Charles, was it? Wanted to, no, it was William. Wanted to meet Kevin Costner. When you're a royal, like, you want to meet someone, you summon them to you. You don't go to someone. They come to you. The fact that, like, he got his whole family out of the house

and went to Taylor is, like, such a sign of respect. And we know that historically they've been friends, so it's not shocking. But just seeing them, like, at somebody else's place is shocking. Where, like, they're not in control. Yeah, but you know Charlotte was like, I am abdicating if you don't take me to Heiress London. But daddy.

I love her. I love her. That photo really shook me to my core for a million reasons. No, that was one of the pictures that like stopped me in my tracks, especially because I saw it organically on my own. I woke up. I follow Prince and Princess of Wales and I saw it in feed by them. Not even someone's commentary being like, oh my God.

I'm like, what the fuck? I saw naturally in feed but from Taylor which was I think even more shocking honestly because she doesn't post any she doesn't post selfies like no her whole promotional Getty Getty images from her shows and the artwork from her albums and I didn't know where to look first because just a selfie, like a regular looking photo of Taylor Swift is so jarring. The fucking royal family. And then I was like, oh my God, Travis. And then the longer you looked at the photo,

the more there was to glean. Travis with his US Olympic, Team Olympic, Team USA Olympic hat, obsessed. The hat that he wore all weekend long, basically just be like, fuck everyone here. I I seriously like I could not stop looking at places and then I was also I was like this was clearly before the show and the first outfit she wears is like this bodysuit. There's no way she was just wearing these bodysuits. So I go back and look again. She put on the blazer that she puts on after the bodysuit for the man. So she wore like a full blazer dress

but I was like she probably had to put that on because she just probably walks around the stadium before like 10 minutes before the show in her bodysuit. So they met her before the show. Yes, like her full glam. You could always tell because her hair is curly. Oh, that's so true. And her makeup was perfection. She looks like a wax figure, Madame Tussauds.

By the way, did I say that to you? Oh, okay. Because I was like, oh my God, I actually thought it was a Madame Tussauds something before my first instinct Because she looked Perfect And then also

There was the video Of William Singing Shake it off In the box Dancing Like as people say Chandler Bing

Yeah he was Getting after it In the box He was getting After it And it's so funny Like what they did In one night

For like the Royal family's Cuescore Years of intentional Press strategy Could never do. I mean, there's something so relatable about not only Taylor Swift, but just like music, you know? Music brings people together.

And just like dance like no one's watching, you know? He was certainly dancing like no one was watching. That's not how I would think he would dance. I'm obsessed. Me too. I love to see him just like let it go. He's had a rough few years. For sure.

Also, what's so crazy is how Shake It Off, and I feel like for you and me, is like the worst song in Taylor's catalog. It's the bathroom song. But apparently at Eras, like it's lit. Then let's go into the VIP tent because not only was Prince William getting after it during Shake It Off,

but there was a video that was going viral of the VIP tent during Shake It Off. Like it was jumping. It was jumping with A-listers Ashton and Mila. Tom Cruise. By the way, not Tom Cruise going to the Heiress Tour. And like literally that same exact moment. Suri's graduating from college. And like Katie Holmes is there.

It's like tell me you don't talk to your daughter without telling me you don't talk to your daughter. From high school. Yeah. Did I say college yeah um he was there and then also so I kept seeing this girl in the video she looks like Michelle Randolph I'm like who is that she's obviously a famous person and she's quite beautiful turns out that's Gabriella Brooks who's Maddie Healy's ex of like five years so her and Taylor have a lot to talk about and now she dates Liam Hemsworth who was also there obsessed I know but it's just not good for Miley Taylor relations uh it's fine it's fine but like Taylor always is like extremely gracious with tickets but you know she had double she had two tents this time because like there were so many famous people who wanted to come every single

night they had two every single night uh Cate Blanchett, Paul McCartney. So here, I'm going to go through the list. Entertainment Tonight did a, here's a big list of who was at the concerts. Thank you. Thank you to Entertainment Tonight. Night one, Cara Delevingne, classic. Nicola Coughlin, no comment.

Jonathan Van Ness, Jason and Kylie Kelsey, both nights. Right. Travis Kelsey Of course Scott and Andrea Swift Of course Salma This list is annoying

Salma Hayek I saw that I didn't see that one Leslie Mann Yep I saw She could have went under the radar Because I saw her in a video No one was talking about it

Prince William Prince George And Princess Charlotte Of course Erin Andrews And Carissa Thompson Oh It looks like they were Oh yeah I wouldn't and Princess Charlotte. Of course. Erin Andrews and Carissa Thompson. Oh. It looks like they were,

oh, yeah. I wouldn't, hmm, I think she was with Kylie Kelsey. Okay. Don't quote me on that, but that makes sense, little women in sports.

Additionally, Stella McCartney was there. Of course. Night two, Travis Kelsey, Jason and Kylie, Tom Cruise, as stated.

So strange. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher and their kids. Liam Hemsworth and Gabriella Brooks. Greta Gerwig. Rachel Zegler. Uh-huh. Theo James. Oh, yeah.

Additionally, Jamie Dornan was there. Oh. Night three, Travis Kelsey, Sophie Turner and Gracie Adams. And then Gracie went on stage for the Turner And Gracie Adams And then Gracie went on stage For the Gracie Adams Abrams I should know that

Because she's J.J. Abrams' daughter And for some reason I can never forget that Yeah no I mean What do you mean Who could I feel like sometimes

Like I forget Not that often But like It's forgettable that Lily Collins is Phil Collins' daughter I guess I cannot separate Gracie from JJ.

And I feel bad about that. Every time she puts out a song, I'm like, is this good or is she JJ Abrams' daughter? Both. Okay. Paul McCartney. My queen that isn't a part of the royal family. Ellie Goulding.

Yeah. Jon Bon Jovi. Yeah. Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Andrew Scott. Yep. Blanchett Kate Mm-hmm And that's it No it was really crazy

The amount of famous people Who went like But I need to know Like if you're a famous person Obviously like Tom Cruise Is going in the VIP tent But like There were some names there

That I was like Oh I'm surprised She's like Let you in the tent And you didn't have to get a ticket And then there's some people Who buy a ticket That I'm like

Why weren't you in the tent Okay totally didn't have to get a ticket. And then there's some people who buy a ticket that I'm like, why weren't you in the tent? Okay, totally. Because when me and Margo went the first night at what's called MetLife, Kate Upton was like a few rows behind us. And somebody must have figured it out because she left and never came back. So before the show had been started,

she was obviously taken to the tent. I think it's just about like who your publicists are. Like if you can get in contact, I feel like if you're a recognizable person and you ask, she says yes. But maybe some of them don't them don't ask like no I'll just get my own ticket you know yeah because there's a lot of celebs there like she's pretty generous yeah she is I mean it behooves her because it's newsworthy and it's just buzzy and then we're talking you know again about no but it really behooves the celebs like if you can get get into that tent, like you're going to have a good press week.

No, and the funny thing is like, it's just every person in their life, whether it's, you know, Cate Blanchett herself or Cate Blanchett's, you know, daughter, is going to, like, if you're going to have one, you have a famous person in your life and you have one favor to ask, you're going to ask for Eros tour tickets.

Like that's, everyone phones in their celebrity favor. So whether the celebrity themselves is a fan or not, like there's going to be a million celebs at every show, but London obviously is also a hotspot for celebs. Everyone phones in their celebrity favor. So whether the celebrity themselves is a fan or not, there's going to be a million celebs at every show. But London, obviously, is also a hotspot for celebs. And I would love to know who they've said no to. Same. That's the list I want.

Same. Okay, well, our next story is a little tailored adjacent. Okay, is there anything else from Errors that we need to discuss? Let me just think. Loved every minute of it. Yeah. And then they went out last night. Yeah, they did.

I feel like there was something though and I was like, I'm going to forget this if I don't pull a tab open, but I have too many tabs open. It'll come back to us. Okay. If, I don't know, I feel like we got everything with all the surprise guests. Yeah, great. Paramore, Hayley Williams came in saying castle's crumbling the you know ever like she gives her all to every

show but certain cities have like a special sparkle to them and I think everybody knew London was going to be one of them and it did not disappoint you know yeah it did not it was more than I thought like when you were like Monday's gonna be a big day because of London eras, I'm like, okay, big day. Yeah. By the way, it was more than I thought, too. Like, because nobody could have conceptualized any of these things. Yeah. Like, maybe the royal family would have attended and we would have gotten one

blurry video of them in the box. Never did I imagine high-definition backstage photos. And I just want you to know, like, that would have been so much for me, just knowing that they attended and there was a blurry video. Like, even if it was just that. And even if they weren't dancing with their whole heart. Right, heart. If they were dancing half-heartedly.

Yeah. I'm not going to talk about Prince William's pee. I know, I know. That's why I didn't say it either. Yeah. I didn't say it either. Our next story, as Claudia aforementioned, Suri Cruz graduated high school this weekend with her mom

Katie Holmes while Tom Cruise was at the Aris tour London and notably she dropped her last name from the procession so yeah it listed Suri Noel as a graduate from LaGuardia High School on Friday with her mom by her side she could be seen ringing the milestone by snapping pics with her mom and friends in New York City where she resides. This was big news regardless but then of course coupled with Tom at Eris which I think they have no relationship that's what everyone has said so I do not think Tom knew that Suri was graduating that day why would he know? By the way they don't have a relationship that's like a core tenant of Scientology is that if someone in your family or anyone who leaves the religion is considered an SP,

a suppressed, a shunned person, and you're not allowed to talk to them. That's why Nicole Kidman's kids with Tom Cruise do not speak to her because she left. And that's what, you know, I feel like you can add this to my list of favorite stories. In the Keith Urban lyric that he references, Blue Ain't Your Color, like what kind of man turns his kid and makes them ice cold? It's devastating but I think for a lot of people this might have been their way of finding out that Tom and Suri Cruz don't have a relationship but if you know a little bit about Scientology you know like you can yeah doesn't he's like he's the most serious Scientologist on the planet yeah head king right

he like invented it doesn't Suriz graduating high school make you feel old like we remember when she was born i yeah yeah it does make me feel old except i literally thought she had graduated college so now i'm feeling kind of young yeah yeah it does look very collegey yeah and i'm surprised she went to la guardia is she gonna pursue la guardia is a like a performing art school well she's got the arts in her blood on both sides. I love Katie Holmes. Like, everything I know about her, like, post Tom Cruise, like, everything I learn about her makes me like her more. I think she's, like, an incredibly devoted mother. I think she's, like, really normal and cute.

And I think she, like, wakes up every day grateful to the Lord above that she got out of whatever the fuck was going on during her marriage to Tom Cruise, which was probably, like, the worst time in her life. Yeah. And the fact that she was able to during her marriage to Tom Cruise, which was probably like the worst time in her life. Yeah. And the fact that she was able to get her daughter out. I mean, every time I see her, she's smiling. It's not surprising. You would, too. Yeah. But remember when Suri Cruise, like as a child, was the biggest steal, like the biggest steal child? Yes. No, no. You could not open a newspaper without seeing a picture of like this young brunette child. They were obsessed. I think

it I don't we were like super socially conscious at the time right but I remember like the level of hype for Suri Cruise as a child same and now I think I can glean why it's because at the time Tom Cruise was like a like a Miles Teller like the biggest movie star A-list A-list and Katie Holmes was like this girl on the rise she was like on her way to becoming this starlet. And he just like snatched her up. And I think a lot of people were like, why? Yeah. So it was like, it was confusing for the culture. So everybody just became obsessed.

Yeah. Yeah. That was a crazy time. And I've said it once. I've said it again. They can't make me like Tom Cruise. Even him going to Arrow's tour, which of course is like the number one way to endear me to someone. Like, get out of that tent, Smelly. Likey like you're not it's not for people like you I feel

like you were liking him more recently no they tried to make me like him a top gun it didn't work I feel like he did something recently oh his coconut cake I know I was just talking about his coconut cake if there's one person who could make you like Tom Cruise It's Tavis It's Miles Teller Yeah No that's what I said And he loves him Jackie that's what I said They're trying

Everyone They're trying but it won't work Our next story is about someone that they'll never make you like Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake A little update on Justin Timberlake's bad week So Justin Timberlake broke his update on Justin Timberlake's bad week so Justin Timberlake broke his silence on his DWI arrest during his concert a part of his world tour the tour um in Chicago on Friday

night and his concerts making news for a lot of reasons one he spoke about the DWI and this is what he said he said it's been a tough week he said it's been putting it mildly he said it's been a tough week. That's putting it mildly. He said it's been a tough week. I know I'm hard to love sometimes, but you keep loving me right back. He added that all his fans, too, have faced ups and downs and left and rights. Don't, like, compare us to you, you know? Like, we don't do that. Well, the people in the stadium arena are probably like, yeah, Justin, we've all been there. Some more news is that the bartender from the hotel that he had drank sat

said that he did have one martini. However, we all saw the mugshot and two there's video footage from his concert going viral of him like doing crowd work so he's up close with the fans and he looks like nutty he looked but I had I had then heard that that was like an old piece of footage oh really yeah like it went viral and people were like oh my god look he looks like he's on cocaine and then it turned out to be like an old video oh I got got yeah I got got too um having said that that video still is real like it's no but to like be like fresh out the slammer and looking like that like there's an issue also another piece of news that came out

people were saying he was like still fucked up from from his bender but it's like when it's been two days and like i do think he had like a low number of drinks he was just like not sober but also I had heard that he was stopped um before he was actually officially arrested he was stopped a little bit before and like given a warning so like call an uber I also heard that the concierge at the hotel like called the police and said to look out for him because they were worried he was going to get behind the wheel okay like the more we learn the more we know um like i said hey but what do you think about the bartender saying he only had one martini well he could have only had one martini at your facility like that doesn't mean he had only one martini in the whole city like no he was only at that one place but i agree like maybe he might

have showed up drunk too and he also might have ordered only one martini from you then at the table do you know what he drank you probably do because you're making Justin Timberlake's drink but like maybe he drank everyone else's drinks too not only that like a martini can be demonic what did he eat that day what did he eat that day and maybe he had taken a Xanax to calm down for the world tour like you never know what's in your system what mixes perhaps he was having an allergy attack and he took a claritin and it mixed poorly with his kettle one martini especially if you took a claritin d like you do not fuck with the d exactly they say you can't operate have a machinery on pseudofed maybe you took a pseudofed it's so true i learned that in my this is my like repeated stories you can add it yeah

in my five-hour driving course about like drug and alcohol awareness all of the things that I learned about drunk driving not to drunk drive I learned a lot of things so yeah being on any sort of medication can really mess with you for me like I get and I've only it's only happened once because it was like scary like I get fucked up on Advil PM like I was hallucinating with Theo it's like NyQuil yeah but like NyQuil I just like feel a little woozy and I go to sleep like having actual awake hallucinations with Advil PM oh no NyQuil is drugs hard drugs NyQuil is drugs you know what I fuck heavily with though Z-Quil like to me I associate NyQuil it's like oh I'm don't look for

me for 12 hours yeah and I feel like Advil PM it's like, oh, I'm, don't look for me for 12 hours. Yeah. And I feel like Advil PM is, like, actually a little bit of a lighter version of that. No, no, no. Advil PM, I feel like, is a lighter version of, like, of, like, meth, for real. At least that's, that was the experience that I had. Like, you have to ask Ben. I remember in my old apartment, like, I think if you don't fall asleep in a certain amount

of time, like, the dreams you would have if you were asleep like our hallucinations in real life I was having the craziest conversation with Ben like so high on drugs it was really probably the closest I've ever come to like heroin that's like quaaludes if you fight them yeah you'll go high we all saw Wolf of Wall Street correct you'll go high how did we get here Justin Timberlake Drug awareness Right right right Not a far leap So like him only having one martini Like truly means nothing to me Because honestly Having one beer

I'm so nuts If somebody has one beer I won't get in the car with them Although like I do know Like having one beer Doesn't really impair you One martini is like Four beers in my opinion

So Yeah It's just a cup of vodka. They're like, one martini. It's a cup of vodka. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Number four.

Yeah. Okay. Elon Musk quietly welcomed baby number 12, his third, with Neuralink Corp. Siobhan Zillis earlier this year. What about Grimes? So he has three babies with Siobhan, who works for Neuralink Corp. Siobhan Zillis earlier this year. What about Grimes? So he has three babies with Siobhan, who works for Neuralink, but they are not in a relationship. This is what I learned from his book.

They had twins. They welcomed twins together a few years ago, and now they just welcomed baby number three. And I think it was all through IVF. The first two were, so I think the third was too. I don't think it ever became romantic. I don't think they're stupid. She was just giving away sperm

Yeah because she wanted to be a mom And he wants to populate the earth Right and I guess like I know it's like a running joke He has a million kids But you know That brain It's a once in a generation brain

It's like you couldn't go to the sperm bank And find such a donor And he's giving it out for free. It's really crazy. I have to imagine it'll have an impact on the next generation of scientists. Yeah, I think some of his kids are very scientifically inclined already. Both nature and nurture. Right, right, right.

When he first got Siobhan pregnant, like, you know, non-sexually with twins, Siobhan and Grimes were friends and Grimes didn't know. So that was a little ako taco. The things Grimes. And now it's like we're friends and now all of a sudden we're raising siblings. No, we're friends and sister wives. Yeah. But at least he doesn't like having an affair.

Also, his OG wife Elon the one he had his first five kids with Justine She just got remarried No Tallulah Riley just got remarried He married her twice They didn't have kids together And that's his second wife

That's like so crazy that he Married someone he didn't have kids with Because it's like clearly his hobby to have children Yeah what I got from his book was that like they're the right ones for each other in this world. But like, you know, extenuating circumstances mean that they can't be together. Right person, wrong time. Right. Yeah. So she's actually married to that guy that, well, he's not a boy anymore, but he was in Love Actually. He was in Queen's Gambit, Thomas Brody Sanger. was in They just got married

Over the weekend Which is why He's like the famous Little kid From Love Actually Love Actually But he's gone on To be a successful actor

Which most of those Like famous little kids Don't you know Yeah and they just Got married over the weekend And it was big news I thought that was His first OG wife

Okay I got confused Oh he's in Maze Runner So I guess that's how Like he pays the bills But he was also in Game of Thrones helping Bran get to the The third eyed Raven yes yes great call Great call and that was not going to be

Another story I thought about it but we Already had one big Elon story so that's The big Elon news of the day baby number 12 is here ma Mazel tov. To life. To life. L'chaim. Yeah.

They thought he was, like, hiding it. But he said failure to issue a press release, which would be bizarre, does not mean secret. It's true. It's kind of like it's your job to know and you didn't. Right. But, like, why do we need to tell you a press release that like, I fathered a child over here? And she's like a private citizen, girly with a job, like let her live. Yeah, and she works for Neuralink, which I need more and more every day.

The chip in your brain? And I never thought I would be a chip. When I was reading the Neuralink parts of his book, I'm like, Elon, this is where I leave you. But like, I have so many thoughts that I just need transcribed because they're fleeting. And I don't remember what I needed to add to my list because I was in the shower and I couldn't write it down. It's true. By the way, it's so true. And I can't leave a pen and paper by me all the time.

And they're here today, gone tomorrow. And when you think as much as we do, because we're sort of like, you know, big thinkers and, you know, thought leaders of our generation. You need to have that shit transcribed because, you know, our thoughts are not just average thoughts. No. No, but even just like, it's mostly like tasks of like things I need to do, like book a car for this, get my hair for the shows. Like there are so many little things like that. The, I meant to share with you,

do you know what Ben has started calling Romeo? Mayo? No. Dukes? You'll never guess. Craft? He calls him Henry David. Why? Because we call him The Row. Okay. Henry David Henry David The Row. The Row. Yeah. That's funny I'm surprised he doesn't call him Mary Kate and Ashley. Lol. That's funny. I'm surprised he doesn't call him Mary-Kate and Ashley. Lol. That's what I thought. Jackie. Or you could call him the Lakes.

The what? The Lakes. You could call him Walden. Yeah, you could. So much lore. Do you have something you want to ask me? That is time for the fifth and final story, but I do need to know if you're ready. No. The fifth and final story is brought to do need to know if you're ready. No.

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Now I am ready, yes. Jennifer Lawrence will star in a murder mystery inspired by The Real Housewives. Yes. Jennifer Lawrence will produce and star in The Wives, a Real Housewives-inspired murder mystery produced by Apple Studio and A24. It was announced on Friday that

Jay Law will produce and star in The Wives, a Real Housewives-inspired whodunit that was acquired for Apple Original Films in what it's describing as a highly competitive situation. The project will be co-produced by Apple Studio and A24. I love this. It sounds like it could be really stupid. However, Jennifer Lawrence kind of like doesn't really like make bad movies. And she has a very obviously well-versed knowledge of like how movies work, but also of the Housewives. So if there was someone who can do it and do it well it would only be her I agree and considering it will likely be good it sounds really good the why yeah like we're watching that in two seconds it's giving

desperate housewives stepford wives gone girl our face a thousand percent a thousand percent it sounds good I'm cautiously optimistic I'm sad if you had described it to me without saying Jennifer Lawrence I would have been like eye roll because this does have the potential to be incredibly stupid it's giving what's that show we love ladies who kill why women kill why women kill that's what this is so is it kind of gonna be like um knives out sort of where it's like we're all solving this one mystery I feel like Like Big Little Lies But with like a funny Comedic

Yeah like maybe They're all on like A cast trip And one of the producers Gets knived And they have to sit In the house And figure out

Who did it Yeah Something like that I honestly think It sounds good It sounds amazing More of this please I mean let's wait

To see it But more of this Do you think They'll, let's wait to see it, but more of this. Do you think they'll like tap any housewives like to do cameos? They're always doing stuff like that. I feel like that's what would make it stupid. I agree. Although there are a lot of housewives who are like actors by trade. Like Kyle Richards.

Denise Richards. Wait. Denise Richards? How am I just putting that together? Are they sisters? Denise and Kyle Richards that's really weird that is weird um an actress of course all of them you know Heather Dubrow famously is an actress so I agree though that's what makes it like not serious and I actually

hope that they don't unless one of them is like an actual actress in the movie, not a cameo, Heather Dubrow. Like if Heather Dubrow wanted to like get a role in this show, I think she would be really good. Yeah, who else acts? I feel like they all like when they were younger, like acted and modeled and then like married rich men. Yeah, and then like were still interested in being famous. Who was Heather Dubrow fighting with for that role on Reba's show alexis bellino yeah but she's

not an actress no like by trade no okay well i like this i think it sounds good me too and of course you know she's gonna go on watch it happens live to promote it and andy's gonna have like the best day of his life yeah full circle full circle um she doesn't make bad movies so i feel if there's a woman who can do it, it's her. I think if anyone were to do a cameo, it would be Andy. Oh, yeah. Duh. And he acted.

He was in Sex and the City. NeNe Leakes is actually like an amazing actress. She is. Roz Washington. Roz Washington. Her having like not only just a cameo but like a full-blown role over many episodes on Glee was one of the best things that's ever happened to me. Not to mention her character was everything in this world. Agreed. Roz Washington. And I feel

like we appreciated it when we had it. Like I don't feel like it passed us by. I feel like we were in that moment being like this is awesome. yeah yeah and the role that they wrote for her moment back I know but we need to appreciate that it happened like don't cry because it's over smile because it happened and really like appreciate that the role that was written for her like they couldn't have written a better role for her and she nailed it she deserved an Emmy yeah yeah speaking of Emmy winning content let's dive into our house of the dragon recap episode two Jax was not gonna watch it but I said give it one more chance yeah and what do you think um I stand by what I said last week which it's like objectively not an amazing show like there

were so many conversations where I was watching and I was like not to compare it to Game of Thrones all the time but like we would never have this conversation in Game of Thrones because it's irrelevant. Like the older son talking to his betrothed, standing out on the cliff, just being like, I'm sad. I'm sad too. It didn't move the plot forward whatsoever. The Corlisses laying in bed talking about Rhaenyra didn't move the plot forward whatsoever.

It's just like, they just need to kind of fill some shit up. I agree, like I was incredibly bored last night. Nothing happened. and the real difference I feel from last season when I loved this show was like there were so many characters I was championing like and obsessed with I seriously don't give a fuck who wins this war like right now I don't even hate the other people so much like I hated the high towers last season and everyone in King's Landing I'm like they're the devil seriously like I don't even care like after what Damon did like I don't stand really him anymore and not to be like devil's

advocate like Rhaenyra putting all the blame on him like she did send him and she knew like he was like a scoundrel piece of shit you know yeah and I just don't know how her team really bounces back from because they were already like just irrelevant uglies on Dragonstone now like yeah what are you gonna do what's the big move here what's the play and now the thing is like I don't believe in either one of their causes like that much no and also I don't feel like any one person's claim to the throne is bigger and better than another person like I don't feel like Aegon is a usurper like yes the the Ceres had said like Rhaenyra would be his heir when he didn't have any sons but now he has sons so Aegon is a real

contender then he died before his time but and he said something confusing to Rhaenyra and to Alicent right so now it's like who has the better claim to the throne like they're both kind of equal I don't really care who sits on the throne. Much like most of the people in the Seven Kingdoms and in King's Landing. They're like we don't care who our king or queen is. Like can we just have some fucking bread? Yeah literally. And by the way the only time I really felt anything during last night's episode

was any time Sir Christian Cole came on the scene and like lit within me this fire of hatred. I loathe this man. First of all, so weak when he looks like having that conversation with Sir Eric and like sending him to wherever it was like loser. Like you feel guilty. Cause like you were out fucking Alison when you should have been protecting

the future King. And now you're going to blame this guy and try and put it on him. Like it's all you. You're a big timey loser. I hate him. And honestly, not me, like, really kind of siding with and agreeing with Otto Hightower last night. Oh, yeah.

When he was like, what has Sir Christian Cole done? It's like, totally. Literally, who is that? Right. Also, they want this big moment, like, Alison's sin is because I was fucking Sir Christian. Like, that's why there wasn't a guard. A guard. Who would have been guarding Alison's room?

Like, when I said last week, Helena ran into Alison's room. wasn't a guard guard who would have been guarding Allison's room and like when I said last week Helena ran into Allison's room there was no guard there that's someone said that's because Kristen was supposed to be outside the door okay still doesn't make sense for the heirs down the hall also Helena and Agon are husband and wife and brother and sister correct are they yeah because first of all where else did she come from she's a Targaryen I just thought she was like a rogue cousin they flew in for sure but then when Helena said what they did to my girl I think they meant Helena I think she meant Helena like that her daughter had to see like go experience that and then also it's like in yeah where else did she come from if not the sister that's like really crazy, brother and sister.

Yeah, and like how do you make the switch? I guess their whole lives they knew that they would be husband and wife one day. I don't think they spent a lot of time, not justifying this whatsoever, just trying to get into the mindset. I don't think they spent a lot of time together growing up because he's in like, you know, king training and she's sewing, doing her knitting. I truly like never put together that they were brother and sister I don't think they spoke before seriously like I don't think they speak now either unless they're trying

to have a child and I guess which they have to do right do they have another son they have oh I don't know they have a daughter they might have to And then I cannot deal With Zoolander In the eye patch Okay But can we talk about Zoolander in the eye patch And the mommy issues Laying naked I was like Seriously what am I looking at

Like They're just trying to let you know Like Zoolander has mommy issues Right He gives me the ick And like that Sort of like Naked skinny body

Like in a ball In that lady's lap Like I seriously Wanted to vomit No and I cannot deal like him roaming through the castle yeah it's Zoolander it's so unserious yeah I totally agree I just felt like so bored um and I also find myself confused like someone will walk in the room and I'm like who on god's green diddly dally earth are you yeah like

seriously who are you who did you feel that way about bayla bayla but then then you remember that she's oh and then when that guy got off the ship and his brother was like waiting for him and i'm like are we supposed to know you no we don't know them like we're like i don't think so no we know that the older guy who got off the boat like helped lord corliss and saved his life and then that was his brother waiting for him in the dock i'm sure they have things coming their way because then also when he's like digging for seashells and he finds a crab like okay i thought he was gonna find i don't know jace a dragon egg and then he looks up and the dragon's flying over him and then we follow the dragon it's like just useless things like that.

Yeah, there was a million scenes like that. Like Rhaenyra playing with her kids. Nobody said anything. She's just playing with her kids. And then they go to the next scene. Like it was actually like boring. Yeah, nothing happened. Because there's only really one thing going on.

Which is like the war that hasn't started in Game of Thrones. And I only compare it. Because the only reason we're watching this show is because of Game of Thrones. We would never be watching medieval Dungeons and Dragons if not for Game of Thrones in Game of Thrones there were literally eight significant plots happening at the same time and anytime we jump to another scene like we are moving the plot forward of one of the yeah this one even the main plot doesn't move forward okay so the twins killed each other what does that change nothing no end and Game Thrones, like we would always acknowledge

when there was an episode where like major things happened. And sometimes when there were episodes that like you could say like were boring. Pieces on the board were moving. Yes, it was setting the stage for the next episode. Like you would see the bigger picture. I don't know what the hell was accomplished

in last night's episode, except like seriously me checking my phone, which I never did with Game of Thrones. Yeah, also I said to Zach last night, like the dragons have also lost their luster like now that everyone has dragons I don't care when only Daenerys had them and it was like she's stunting on these hoes it was a big deal but now it's like okay we both have dragons we're equals who cares yeah and it's like the dragons haven't even done anything sickening or changed the war you know what I mean like in Game of Thrones like when she like you know freed all

the slaves because of the dragons and like she was doing when they went above north of the wall slayed the dragons down boots pulled the dragon out of the ice and turned it into a white walking dragon now it's just like i don't know a commercial flight yeah it's just sort of like a common they're just like all surveying cool yeah i really don't particularly like ride for any of the characters of course you guys know like last season i was obsessed with damon and rainiera but like rainiera kicked him to the curb she's right about that like he never really like fully championed her he's just sort of like waiting for his opportunity and also it's like if if they become queen and king consort and then like their children become heirs to the throne like that serves Daemon's end

of him being on the throne in some sort of way so like that's why he like champions her to a degree because it's good for him yeah um and like do they have their own like that's why he like champions her to a degree because it's good for him yeah um and like do they have their own kids that's who like the little blondies she was playing with yeah okay but even still Jace Luce Jace is the one the older one he's gonna be the king yeah I like him I like him too but he he's not um Targaryen well he is Targaryen but not like full yeah I don't want to use the b word but like a starred but he is yeah I forgot about that word yeah yeah so there are a lot of like half legit claims so like I personally don't give a rip you know who I'm liking not like like not disliking who Alicent

uh she like pisses me off I feel like we hated her last season I don't we did I don't hate no but that's the thing we we hated her more so because we loved Rhaenyra and we like hated what Alicent did to her now like I don't even ride so hard for Rhaenyra it's like I feel equally about both of them I feel nothing and it's like what did Allison do to her stop with her daddy right but like that she didn't she didn't sleep with her daddy her own father forced her to sleep with Rainier's daddy like choice did she have and then she was there for Viserys like in his really like decrepit for a long old age she loved him actually like she really could be so much worse no and in her defense like she really did think that you know she heard viserys say like agon should be king but viserys just thought he was talking to someone

else we know that and also in the small council meetings like she's always advocating for de-escalation yeah yeah yeah and she was like the only one who really like cared and felt bad that amand killed the other one loose yeah and I know also we're supposed to like be so shook up that she's sleeping with Sir Kristen. Like this is like the big secret of the show. And you know, Helena, don't say anything. And you know, and she's like, I've sinned. The way I don't care, she's not married.

Who gives a fuck? Well, it's because he's supposed to be pure. But now that he is the hand of the king, I don't feel like his job anymore requires celibacy that's what I was thinking oh that's why so it's like a big deal for him like seriously who cares no literally who cares that's the big secret I will say though like that scene where the twins were fighting and you didn't know which twin was twinning and then that was actually a good scene yeah because then one of them died and we're like oh shit is that the right one

well we were about to find out because if the other one went for a near his throat that's that but then it didn't even matter it was just like sad it actually was really sad yeah rip double rip double rip and I guess like that random hooker slash spy ended up being good because she warned them. Yeah. She is a very random hooker slash spy. And I really don't like when, like, I just don't like her. Yeah. You know? I don't even remember what she did last season, the big betrayal.

I don't remember. Yeah. No, it's definitely not hitting. Like, I certainly wouldn't even dream of dressing up as one of them for Halloween, you know? Yeah. It's not hitting in the same way. And that's my opinion.

I just feel like Game of Thrones and even thinking about a lot of the spinoffs we were talking about last week, like it's giving like water down, you know after Mean Girls, they made like Mean Girls 2 and like, or like Legally Blonde, the twins, where it was like off- Broadway.

Low budget off-Broad off Broadway versions like this is what this is becoming trying to cap recreate the magic and capture that audience again it's like but I felt like they were really on their way last season like they had something good I would love to know what changed I think the show it was better definitely in the first season but also like our excitement was like fresh we were bringing all of our game of thrones energy and now it's like we're only bringing our house of dragon energy which turned out to be like not that energetic so far and people are saying give it a chance like it's the second season like if we're not in it like the the first season is where you really have to be

patient because we're laying the groundwork for the war to come like war is here and I'm I'm bored but like war is like kind of not here yeah right now it's it's soft war it's murky yeah um well that's our HO my max account no longer plays the preview for next episode so I don't even get that like feeling of like yeah oh okay I'm I'm sad same and when it was over last night and it was an hour and 10 minutes of boringness I seriously didn't even want to watch for next week I'm like can I go to bed now I actually looked to watch for next week because I was like I need to get my juices flowing hyped I couldn't find it and that's like really so without that I'm like okay so the end um and speaking of the end this is the end of our episode and I think we accomplished everything we set out to accomplish, correct? I think so.

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